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This programme contains
strong language.
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BABY CRIES
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Thank you. Brother Lewis.
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Could I speak to the
elders before you?
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My baby's not well and I
really need their advice.
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That does sound urgent.
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You should see them as soon
as you've waited your turn.
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DOOR OPENS
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Next!
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Why wasn't I promoted?
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A reminder, this drop-in is for
urgent matters of faith, David.
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Yes. And we don't consider
being made elder a promotion.
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Yes. Do you still want
to ask your question?
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I do. Elder Abijah,
you can cover this.
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I've actually got
to... You'll cover it.
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HE LAUGHS AWKWARDLY
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So, David, you should know
the vote wasn't unanimous.
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Sure, 11 elders voted for
Andrew, but one voted for...
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Oh, no, no.
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Elder Danforth's vote
was void. He's 91.
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He ticked both boxes and then posted
the slip through his own letterbox.
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But we did have
lots of applicants.
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Who applied apart
from me and Andrew?
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The point is that God loves you,
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and I'd encourage you
to focus on that, eh?
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What do you say?
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The big G invites you
to bask in his love.
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Are you going to RSVP with
a big, fat hallelujah?
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No. Was it Andrew's cologne?
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The man smells like
an embalmed king.
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He does smell nice. Um...
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All I'd say is that we'd
encourage you to look within.
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As Jesus says, first, take
the log out of your own eye,
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but don't worry too much.
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The order's about
having fun, too.
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Is that caffeine-free cola?
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No, David, this is the
forbidden full caf.
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Last week I shared some of
this with a non-believer,
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just to show that us order peeps
also know how to have a good time.
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I don't think the other elders
are going to begrudge me
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a tiny little caffeine boost.
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Put that cola down.
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I'll deposit it in
the outside bin.
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I wish I could trust
you to do that.
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Elder Samson's such a joker.
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He told me if I'd joined
his old congregation,
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I'd never have been made elder.
He makes that joke a lot.
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See you, David.
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BABY GRIZZLES
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CAR HORN HONKS
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Fiona!
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That's a lot of shopping.
Didn't feel like driving?
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No, the car gets me home faster,
which means more time to kill,
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which means to do things
like overgroom the cat
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or run a wash cycle just
to watch the drum go round.
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Well, I'd ask you more,
but I don't want to be sad.
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Would you like 150 utility bags?
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Need more context? Yes, please.
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I've just upsized my
designer furniture shop
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and the new premises is
rammed with unsold stock.
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So business is good?
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Divorce is good.
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I got 80% of the house and a
shocking chunk of her pension.
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Why did you think of me?
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Your religion.
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See, someone like me might
describe this as hideous,
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whereas someone like you...
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Might see that it could hold
upwards of 50 preaching pamphlets.
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And any surplus,
you could sell on,
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As a sort of side hustle.
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Like my own business?
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Exactly. The order says
women will be fulfilled
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by making the home their work.
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And have you
personally found that?
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No, but I've only been
doing it 17 years.
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You'd be helping me
out. Good Christian act.
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You are Christian, aren't you?
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Just checking I've got the right
pressure points. Want to hop in?
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Really? Of course. You're taking
the bags, yeah? Yes. Of course.
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VAPE HISSES
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So are your parents
proud of your grades?
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They told me that university
was a path to vice.
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It's a path to freedom,
knowledge and self-expression.
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They think those
things are vice.
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And you still want
to do medicine?
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Yes, but dad says a
six-year course is pointless
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because God will shatter
the Earth by 2025. Yeah.
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This is for work experience.
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You'll need it if you
want to stand out.
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Coldhurst retirement home.
Well, you can't become a doctor
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until a ward of pensioners have
mistaken you for their daughter.
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Plus, it'll be motivating.
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They'll tell you all about
their unfulfilled dreams.
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I just need your mobile number.
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I don't have a mobile.
Your home phone, then?
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Oh, I'd never get
there before Dad.
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He thinks we get
charged per ring.
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Rachel, I don't want to alarm you,
but this is a competitive field.
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Some of the girls you're up
against will have telephones.
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OK.
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I'll get a phone. Great.
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In six short years, you could get
your medical licence, sell out,
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and then become a
TikTok medfluencer
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making seven figures off the
ignorance of the vulnerable.
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Do not squander that.
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Sorry, Gideon, I'll
put it down gently.
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I know you don't
like loud noises.
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Not on this table, David!
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There was two centimetres
of clearance, Fiona.
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Any damage to that cat
is purely psychological.
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Family meeting!
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So I'm sure you're wondering
why I wasn't promoted.
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Well, the elders have
revealed the truth,
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and the reason... was you.
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That's what they said, was it?
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They said to remove
the log from your eye.
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And after much soul-searching, I
realised that log is my family.
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This is from the
archives to help us.
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Are those the
original order rules?
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Nobody follows them, David.
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They're weird and outmoded.
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There's a map of Israel in there
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I don't think any
side would agree with.
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God's rule is law. It says here
not to eat bison on the new moon.
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And I'll give that up, Aaron.
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For God, we need to
confront our decadence.
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Dad, I was just wondering...
what's going on?
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Your father's just
subjugating the family.
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What was your question?
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So, most girls my age
have mobile phones,
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so I was just wondering
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if I needed to call while
I was out ministering.
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We minister as a family.
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You're usually inside and always
within screaming distance.
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But since you're keen
to minister solo,
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how about you preach two hours
each evening for the week?
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Was that just a suggestion?
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It started as a suggestion.
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Then it was a good idea.
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And now it's a command,
an immutable command.
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Well, David, if you're done
disappointing your daughter,
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I'll get back to
my preaching bags.
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Melissa gave them to me.
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I'm selling them online.
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Selling them? Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Put down that
merchandise. Put it down.
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The book says women can't
work in online retail?
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It says womenfolk have
no place in the agora,
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the eBay of the time.
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You want to kill my ambition for
a rule you learnt two minutes ago?
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Of course I don't.
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OK.
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God does.
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Now, Aaron, my beady
eye turns to you.
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Drawn us in hell?
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Don't hate the truth, Dad.
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The Romans hated it so much that
they nailed it to the cross.
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KNOCKING AT DOOR
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I'm coming back to fix you.
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Hi, David. Just stopping
by for a friendly visit.
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Are you gonna remove
the chain, or...?
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How's being an elder?
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Lots of unpleasant
responsibilities?
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Well, the first duty's been deciding
which Biblical name to take.
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And the one I've gone for is -
you'll really like this, David -
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Elder...
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..Andrew.
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Make a point or leave, please.
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How are you getting on
with our good friend Joel?
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Oh, Joel.
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I'll make a start with him soon.
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Aren't you due to be
speaking to him now?
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It's just that he's been
sending me text messages.
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"Looking forward to the
meeting in 20 minutes."
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Then, "Should be here in ten."
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Then, "He's not here." Then,
"He's not coming, is he?"
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Oh, fine.
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I'll do it. Thanks, David.
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If you ever need anything... Oh!
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So the seeds that fell on the
fertile soil, they became...
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Do you ever mark people down
to never be visited again?
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We have a blacklist for
people who abuse or swear us.
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Right.
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Um...
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Fuck... Fuck... off?
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Am I on the blacklist now? Sure.
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Thanks. Thanks so much.
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I can't talk to you, you know.
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This is my first preaching
visit to this non-believer.
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Do you want to brief me on
any salient information?
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There is no salient information.
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Non-believers are all the same,
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dead-eyed clones
blocking out the truth.
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How about his name?
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Clones, Aaron.
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They're clones.
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Right. This is where I fix you.
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HE KNOCKS
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You're about to watch
a master at work.
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You'll see the Bible speak
through me as a divine envoy.
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Ah, David, you're
finally... Out of the way.
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We're here to save you.
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You don't mind my son being
here while I minister, do you?
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Well, some of the stuff's
quite, um... intimate.
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Great. Let's start with that. If
you prefer, I can leave the room.
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No, Aaron, you have a right to hear
this man's depraved life story.
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I thought you said
no judgment. Please.
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I'm talking to my son.
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Now, I'm going to listen
in quiet humility, OK?
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Well, my girlfriend
left me six weeks ago.
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Oh, wow.
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I love getting these. One sec.
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SHREDDER WHIRS
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Right, second day of your
journey to salvation.
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So it's really just
you doing these visits?
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Because Andrew seems so nice.
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Do you only have two
types of biscuits?
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Yep.
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So you ignored
yesterday's feedback. OK.
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So what's it like being
a kid in the order world?
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Worldly kids at
school make fun of me,
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but in the afterlife, I'll
get to watch them burn
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through my own special window.
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Your window? It'll be my
personal paradise, Joel.
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There will be a window.
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Oh, please, use a coaster.
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It's an original
Noguchi coffee table.
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My ex bought it for me.
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Joel, we're guests
in your house.
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Of course I'll
respect the rules.
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So, let's talk about your
relationship's most painful moments.
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Just four or five examples. Go.
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I can't have coffee.
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No stimulants.
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It's decaf.
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Oh.
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DOG WHINES
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I'm good at remembering weird rules
that were screamed at me aged nine.
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Once, I accidentally
ate some tiramisu.
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My dad said I had
to throw it up.
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Did you? Did I make myself sick
just because someone told me to?
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Yes. I thought you said you
weren't allowed to talk to me.
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Well, I'm not talking to you,
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just thanking a stranger
for coffee. Nice.
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DOG BARKS
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No, no! Keeps trying to run
off. His name's Ricky Hatton,
249
00:11:47,523 --> 00:11:49,403
so calling out for
him's a bit weird.
250
00:11:49,443 --> 00:11:52,003
Can you not just call him Ricky?
251
00:11:52,043 --> 00:11:53,443
He only responds
to the full name.
252
00:11:53,483 --> 00:11:57,003
Why are you doing so
much door to door?
253
00:11:57,043 --> 00:11:58,763
I asked my dad for
a phone and instead,
254
00:11:58,803 --> 00:12:01,043
he took away all my
evenings for a week.
255
00:12:01,083 --> 00:12:02,723
What do you need a phone for?
256
00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:06,963
Work experience, which I need
if I want to go to uni and...
257
00:12:07,003 --> 00:12:09,283
..be a doctor. ..Get
away from the order.
258
00:12:10,323 --> 00:12:11,803
Well, enjoy the decaf.
259
00:12:11,843 --> 00:12:13,563
Real coffee's great,
260
00:12:13,603 --> 00:12:17,163
but I guess that's the
price of living in fear.
261
00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:18,243
I don't live in fear.
262
00:12:20,603 --> 00:12:22,003
Oh, shit.
263
00:12:23,203 --> 00:12:25,323
Oh, I think this is the decaf.
264
00:12:26,763 --> 00:12:29,643
Oh! Oh, my gosh. Oh,
my gosh, oh, my gosh.
265
00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:34,843
They were both decaf, Rachel.
266
00:12:36,603 --> 00:12:37,923
Ugh!
267
00:12:38,523 --> 00:12:40,403
See you tomorrow.
268
00:12:48,763 --> 00:12:53,923
So Aaron, it's been three visits now
and I haven't felt much community.
269
00:12:53,963 --> 00:12:56,803
Do you feel you have
a community? Sure.
270
00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:59,803
I mean, I haven't got any
friends, but I draw lots.
271
00:12:59,843 --> 00:13:00,843
Look.
272
00:13:03,163 --> 00:13:04,883
David, where did
you find that cup?
273
00:13:04,923 --> 00:13:07,723
Oh, from some chintzy
armoire in your hallway.
274
00:13:07,763 --> 00:13:10,083
My antique cabinet - that's
not meant to be drunk out of.
275
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,883
Any liquid hotter than 40
degrees would strip the patina.
276
00:13:12,923 --> 00:13:14,323
Ooh, that's hot.
277
00:13:14,363 --> 00:13:16,923
I guess I can forget about
tasting these custard creams.
278
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:20,083
OK, maybe we should
end these sessions.
279
00:13:20,123 --> 00:13:22,163
You seem socially maladjusted,
280
00:13:22,203 --> 00:13:25,843
and I think your son has anger
problems. My son idolises me.
281
00:13:25,883 --> 00:13:28,723
David, he's drawing
you in an acid bath.
282
00:13:33,323 --> 00:13:36,083
Joel, if you've got an issue
with me, say it to my face.
283
00:13:36,123 --> 00:13:37,803
I have an issue with you.
284
00:13:37,843 --> 00:13:39,923
I'm saying it. Well,
here's another issue.
285
00:13:39,963 --> 00:13:42,323
I'm putting this down
without a coaster.
286
00:13:46,643 --> 00:13:49,323
Clearly, I only meant
to leave a ring.
287
00:13:51,323 --> 00:13:54,163
CAMERA CLICKS
288
00:13:59,523 --> 00:14:01,803
Fiona, I've noticed that
you and your husband
289
00:14:01,843 --> 00:14:04,003
sleep in two
separate single beds.
290
00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:06,403
David likes to push them
together on special occasions,
291
00:14:06,443 --> 00:14:08,523
but the table makes
that difficult.
292
00:14:08,563 --> 00:14:10,163
So why'd you put the
table there, then?
293
00:14:10,203 --> 00:14:11,203
I just told you.
294
00:14:11,243 --> 00:14:12,323
DOOR OPENS DOWNSTAIRS
295
00:14:12,363 --> 00:14:14,883
David's back. Maybe we should
pause while I talk to him.
296
00:14:14,923 --> 00:14:18,123
Fiona, if I paused with my ex,
I wouldn't have a new kitchen.
297
00:14:18,163 --> 00:14:22,443
Fight back. Get the marble
countertops and the chrome taps.
298
00:14:22,483 --> 00:14:23,483
Darling?
299
00:14:23,523 --> 00:14:25,723
What the...?
300
00:14:25,763 --> 00:14:29,803
Melissa, why is there a
stranger in my personal kingdom?
301
00:14:29,843 --> 00:14:33,603
We're taking business
photos for the website.
302
00:14:33,643 --> 00:14:36,123
Fiona, this book is
clear on what is seemly
303
00:14:36,163 --> 00:14:37,443
and what is unseemly.
304
00:14:37,483 --> 00:14:40,123
Hmm, thousand-year-old book
versus two living women.
305
00:14:40,163 --> 00:14:42,083
This'll be good.
As the patriarch,
306
00:14:42,123 --> 00:14:43,763
God caused me to
lead this household.
307
00:14:43,803 --> 00:14:46,283
Don't make me use
that divine power.
308
00:14:46,323 --> 00:14:47,923
Use it. Go on, then.
309
00:14:50,163 --> 00:14:51,163
OK.
310
00:14:52,763 --> 00:14:55,363
Fiona, as God's patriarch... I
want to do the business, David.
311
00:14:55,403 --> 00:14:56,923
Then you have my permission.
312
00:14:56,963 --> 00:14:58,523
Well done, big man.
313
00:14:58,563 --> 00:14:59,563
Now, get out.
314
00:15:00,803 --> 00:15:03,123
Can I come in to
change my shirt?
315
00:15:04,763 --> 00:15:06,403
No. You can come
back in the room
316
00:15:06,443 --> 00:15:10,603
when I'm done making money
and I'm a money magnet, David!
317
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:11,883
Money magnet!
318
00:15:13,883 --> 00:15:16,523
Was that good? A
little too good.
319
00:15:16,563 --> 00:15:17,683
But I'm here for it.
320
00:15:21,803 --> 00:15:22,963
KNOCKING AT DOOR
321
00:15:25,083 --> 00:15:27,323
Ugh. Is it urgent, Andrew?
322
00:15:27,363 --> 00:15:29,803
I've just emancipated my wife
and I'm feeling pretty low.
323
00:15:29,843 --> 00:15:31,283
Just returned from Joel's house.
324
00:15:31,323 --> 00:15:33,643
Apparently, you attacked an
expensive collector's item
325
00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,603
with another expensive
collector's item.
326
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:38,683
It was a lesson, to teach him the
real value of worldly possessions.
327
00:15:38,723 --> 00:15:40,683
Well, the real value
was five grand.
328
00:15:40,723 --> 00:15:43,043
He'd like you to
reimburse him. What?
329
00:15:43,083 --> 00:15:46,123
It was an accident. I only meant
to cause superficial damage.
330
00:15:46,163 --> 00:15:49,163
Fortunately, I've convinced
him to forgive you.
331
00:15:49,203 --> 00:15:52,483
I've also persuaded Elder Samson not
to revoke any of your privileges,
332
00:15:52,523 --> 00:15:54,323
even though this
is, to his memory,
333
00:15:54,363 --> 00:15:57,883
the most disgraceful thing
any ordinand has ever done.
334
00:16:00,403 --> 00:16:01,403
Thank you.
335
00:16:01,443 --> 00:16:03,923
Given the situation, I'll be
looking after Joel from now on.
336
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:07,483
Sorry, David. Obviously,
Andrew is your buddy,
337
00:16:07,523 --> 00:16:08,843
but Elder Andrew...
338
00:16:10,923 --> 00:16:13,083
..he must walk a different path.
339
00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:27,683
Well, Andrew might not see the
benefits of my ministering style,
340
00:16:27,723 --> 00:16:29,603
but Aaron clearly does.
341
00:16:29,643 --> 00:16:31,843
Look at this drip technique.
342
00:16:31,883 --> 00:16:33,603
He's moved on to abstract art.
343
00:16:33,643 --> 00:16:35,643
No more violent images of...
344
00:16:37,923 --> 00:16:39,203
Hmm.
345
00:16:40,683 --> 00:16:42,283
He probably started
that weeks ago.
346
00:16:42,323 --> 00:16:45,283
He started as soon as he
came back from Joel's. Right.
347
00:16:49,123 --> 00:16:55,083
I'm done. A whole week of night
preaching. 80 doors, 100 pamphlets.
348
00:16:55,123 --> 00:16:57,643
Nearly lost my finger to
a razor-sharp letterbox.
349
00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:00,523
Number 38. I know it
well. But I'm done.
350
00:17:02,963 --> 00:17:05,363
Rachel, I've been reflecting.
351
00:17:05,403 --> 00:17:07,963
I think it's only right to
reward your labour after all.
352
00:17:08,003 --> 00:17:10,083
You mean... Dad, really?
353
00:17:10,123 --> 00:17:12,483
This has seen history.
354
00:17:13,883 --> 00:17:15,563
You couldn't get me a new one?
355
00:17:15,603 --> 00:17:18,883
They don't build them like
this any more, Rachel.
356
00:17:21,523 --> 00:17:22,523
POWERING-UP TONE
357
00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:24,043
Look at that battery life.
358
00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:27,043
10%, and it hasn't been
plugged in since 9/11.
359
00:17:27,083 --> 00:17:28,243
Look alive.
360
00:17:28,283 --> 00:17:29,643
Try the home phone.
361
00:17:32,003 --> 00:17:33,003
Is it ringing?
362
00:17:33,043 --> 00:17:35,083
It's getting really warm.
363
00:17:35,123 --> 00:17:39,323
Great. Respect the awesome
power it grants you.
364
00:17:39,363 --> 00:17:41,083
PHONE HINGES CREAK
365
00:17:43,643 --> 00:17:44,843
OUTSIDE: Ricky Hatton!
366
00:17:46,283 --> 00:17:47,283
Ricky!
367
00:17:49,523 --> 00:17:50,683
Mr Hatton?
368
00:17:52,523 --> 00:17:54,243
DOG BARKS
369
00:17:54,283 --> 00:17:56,443
Ricky Hatton!
370
00:17:57,803 --> 00:18:01,563
You found him, then?
Yeah. Peace offering.
371
00:18:01,603 --> 00:18:04,163
Peppermint, for the sake
of both of our souls.
372
00:18:04,203 --> 00:18:07,323
But drink quickly. The mug's
absence will be noticed.
373
00:18:07,363 --> 00:18:09,883
Mmm, can't wait to chug
this scalding liquid.
374
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:11,083
PHONE BEEPS
375
00:18:12,603 --> 00:18:14,163
Oh, you got a phone? Yeah.
376
00:18:14,203 --> 00:18:18,963
It leaks battery acid and can't
text or call. Just as well.
377
00:18:19,003 --> 00:18:21,483
Which means I can give
you my peace offering.
378
00:18:22,963 --> 00:18:24,683
Good as new.
379
00:18:24,723 --> 00:18:25,723
Oh, my gosh.
380
00:18:25,763 --> 00:18:27,603
It's just my old handset.
381
00:18:27,643 --> 00:18:29,403
Thank you.
382
00:18:30,963 --> 00:18:31,963
Thank you.
383
00:18:39,123 --> 00:18:40,603
I guess if I needed
to message you,
384
00:18:40,643 --> 00:18:45,123
for help with the phone, I
mean, your number's on here?
385
00:18:45,163 --> 00:18:46,163
No.
386
00:18:49,443 --> 00:18:53,283
You can't bring yourself to
ask me, can you? Put it on.
387
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:59,203
HORSE RACING
COMMENTARY ON EARPHONES
388
00:18:59,243 --> 00:19:03,483
Miss? You asked to
see me in your office.
389
00:19:03,523 --> 00:19:07,083
I did say that, and it
made me feel very powerful.
390
00:19:07,123 --> 00:19:08,603
Rachel, congratulations.
391
00:19:08,643 --> 00:19:10,523
You're officially
an unpaid volunteer.
392
00:19:10,563 --> 00:19:13,523
You start ladling medically
thickened gravy on Monday.
393
00:19:13,563 --> 00:19:16,643
They picked me? From a
field of zero applicants.
394
00:19:16,683 --> 00:19:20,163
They picked me! What a great day,
my favourite people succeeding,
395
00:19:20,203 --> 00:19:23,403
and a crazy man smashed
my ex's coffee table.
396
00:19:24,723 --> 00:19:25,843
He's crushed, Rachel.
397
00:19:25,883 --> 00:19:28,603
And his libido was
already so fragile.
398
00:19:30,843 --> 00:19:32,523
How's my phone, Rachel?
399
00:19:32,563 --> 00:19:35,003
So many memories -
hours texting my dad
400
00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:38,563
about how the Old Testament
predicted the credit crunch.
401
00:19:38,603 --> 00:19:41,523
Yeah, it's been... great, Dad.
402
00:19:47,843 --> 00:19:50,443
Now, Fiona, I know I gave my
permission for your business,
403
00:19:50,483 --> 00:19:53,043
but not everyone's so
liberal about bags, OK?
404
00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:55,523
I wouldn't mention it
to the congregation.
405
00:19:55,563 --> 00:19:57,123
Thank you for the advice, David.
406
00:20:05,523 --> 00:20:07,083
GENIAL CHATTER
407
00:20:11,203 --> 00:20:15,003
Sister Lewis, you've given our
chapter its own de facto uniform.
408
00:20:15,043 --> 00:20:16,323
Now we can all band together,
409
00:20:16,363 --> 00:20:19,483
I'm sure there'll be fewer
harassment incidents.
410
00:20:19,523 --> 00:20:22,523
Or more, since we're
easier to spot.
411
00:20:22,563 --> 00:20:25,243
But, hey, if women could be
elders, you'd be a shoo-in.
412
00:20:25,283 --> 00:20:28,283
And honestly, I could see that
rule changing one day. I can't.
413
00:20:28,323 --> 00:20:32,443
But thank you for donating
the proceeds. Thank you.
414
00:20:32,483 --> 00:20:35,363
If you'll excuse me, I
might go speak with my...
415
00:20:35,403 --> 00:20:37,523
Is it prideful to say fans?
416
00:20:37,563 --> 00:20:38,563
My fans.
417
00:20:43,003 --> 00:20:45,963
INAUDIBLE CHAT
418
00:20:58,083 --> 00:21:01,083
David. You'll see
I'm on the gold cola.
419
00:21:01,123 --> 00:21:02,723
No caffeine.
420
00:21:02,763 --> 00:21:06,483
It tastes... Well, really
quite different, actually.
421
00:21:06,523 --> 00:21:09,123
Thankfully, Samson's been pretty
chill about the whole thing.
422
00:21:09,163 --> 00:21:11,843
Abijah, you're on probation.
Pop your scarf back on.
423
00:21:11,883 --> 00:21:13,603
Squash, strong.
424
00:21:15,003 --> 00:21:16,443
I've realised something.
425
00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:18,203
When you told me to look within,
426
00:21:18,243 --> 00:21:22,203
you weren't just talking about
my family's mistakes, were you?
427
00:21:22,243 --> 00:21:24,083
You were talking
about my own. Yes.
428
00:21:24,123 --> 00:21:26,643
We were talking exclusively
about you, David.
429
00:21:26,683 --> 00:21:29,563
Your pride, your tendency
to blame external factors
430
00:21:29,603 --> 00:21:31,003
instead of yourself. Hmm.
431
00:21:32,403 --> 00:21:34,883
I'd like to return
this to the archives.
432
00:21:34,923 --> 00:21:36,803
Is that a first edition
of our oldest maxims?
433
00:21:36,843 --> 00:21:39,723
They're horrendously outdated,
them. I thought we burnt them all.
434
00:21:39,763 --> 00:21:43,603
"Love thy neighbour" has an asterisk
leading to a big list of exceptions.
435
00:21:43,643 --> 00:21:45,843
Shred it, Abijah.
Pulp the remains.
436
00:21:49,243 --> 00:21:50,843
PHONE BUZZES
437
00:21:51,843 --> 00:21:53,683
VOICE NOTE FROM JOSHUA:
Wow, your first text.
438
00:21:53,723 --> 00:21:56,243
Welcome to the information age.
439
00:21:56,283 --> 00:21:58,603
Don't mind me, Rachel.
440
00:21:58,643 --> 00:22:02,963
Just destroying this book
of forbidden knowledge.
441
00:22:03,003 --> 00:22:05,243
MESSAGE PLAYS AGAIN:
Wow, your first text.
442
00:22:05,283 --> 00:22:06,963
Welcome to the information age.
443
00:22:07,003 --> 00:22:09,843
Just a pilgrim on a journey
444
00:22:09,883 --> 00:22:13,043
Well, I got no
time to tarry here
445
00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:14,683
Don't you stop me
446
00:22:14,723 --> 00:22:18,803
Cos I'm going to a land
where skies are clear
447
00:22:18,843 --> 00:22:20,363
And I ain't got time
448
00:22:21,803 --> 00:22:25,083
To linger longer
449
00:22:25,123 --> 00:22:27,243
I ain't got time
450
00:22:27,283 --> 00:22:29,763
To stop today.
451
00:22:29,803 --> 00:22:31,963
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