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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,701 --> 00:00:03,134 PREVIOUSLY ON... 2 00:00:03,134 --> 00:00:05,676 (whispers) THE COPS ARE COMING. A WORD OF WARNING... 3 00:00:05,676 --> 00:00:08,039 GO OUT THE BACK NOW. LED TO AN ESCAPE. 4 00:00:08,039 --> 00:00:11,042 I HATE HER. A DAUGHTER'S WORDS... 5 00:00:11,042 --> 00:00:14,014 (crying) DADDY, I'M SORRY! PLEASE! LED TO HER DEPARTURE. 6 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:15,716 (Wayne) HOW MANY STITCHES IS THAT? 11. 7 00:00:15,716 --> 00:00:18,089 AND YOU DIDN'T CRY ONCE. 8 00:00:18,089 --> 00:00:20,621 AND A FATHER'S REVELATION... OW! DAD, YOU'RE HURTING ME. 9 00:00:20,621 --> 00:00:25,096 LED TO EXTREME RETRIBUTION. 10 00:00:25,096 --> 00:00:28,329 I'M WAYNE DAVIS, AND WE'RE ABOUT TO HAVE SOME FUN. 11 00:00:32,163 --> 00:00:34,465 (Mary Alice) IT HAD BEEN 14 YEARS 12 00:00:34,465 --> 00:00:38,069 SINCE KATHERINE MAYFAIR HAD BEEN IN A POLICE STATION, 13 00:00:38,069 --> 00:00:40,371 BUT SHE REMEMBERED THE CONVERSATION 14 00:00:40,371 --> 00:00:43,043 LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY. 15 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:45,045 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME WATER, HONEY? 16 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,046 THANKS. 17 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,548 SO... I TAKE IT 18 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:51,082 THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME YOUR HUSBAND'S HIT YOU? 19 00:00:51,082 --> 00:00:55,226 HE KEEPS PROMISING TO STOP, BUT IT JUST GETS WORSE. 20 00:00:55,226 --> 00:00:58,429 AND I'M AFRAID HE'S GONNA DO SOMETHING TO MY DAUGHTER. 21 00:01:00,761 --> 00:01:02,763 PLEASE, YOU HAVE TO HELP ME. 22 00:01:02,763 --> 00:01:04,465 HAVE YOU REPORTED HIM BEFORE? 23 00:01:04,465 --> 00:01:06,467 ONCE, BUT WHEN I CALLED, 24 00:01:06,467 --> 00:01:09,500 THEY SAID THEY COULDN'T FIND THE PAPERWORK. 25 00:01:09,500 --> 00:01:11,172 OH. 26 00:01:11,172 --> 00:01:14,505 YOUR HUSBAND'S WAYNE DAVIS, ONE OF OUR PATROLMEN. 27 00:01:18,179 --> 00:01:20,211 WANT SOME ADVICE? 28 00:01:22,283 --> 00:01:25,116 WAYNE'S GOT A LOT OF FRIENDS AROUND HERE. 29 00:01:25,116 --> 00:01:27,258 OF COURSE YOU CAN PRESS CHARGES, BUT... 30 00:01:27,258 --> 00:01:28,559 I CAN'T GUARANTEE 31 00:01:28,559 --> 00:01:31,692 THAT ONE OF HISFRIENDS WON'T LOSE THE PAPERWORK AGAIN. 32 00:01:31,692 --> 00:01:34,125 THEN WHAT SHOULD I DO? 33 00:01:34,125 --> 00:01:37,528 GET AS MUCH MONEY AS YOU CAN LAY YOUR HANDS ON, 34 00:01:37,528 --> 00:01:39,200 GRAB YOUR DAUGHTER... 35 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:40,731 AND RUN. 36 00:01:44,435 --> 00:01:47,878 AND SO SHE DID... 37 00:01:47,878 --> 00:01:51,712 TO A PLACE SHE THOUGHT WOULD BE SAFE. 38 00:01:55,146 --> 00:01:58,118 MRS. MAYFAIR? 39 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:01,352 I'M DETECTIVE ROMSLO. CAN I HELP YOU? 40 00:02:01,352 --> 00:02:04,355 WHY EXACTLY WOULD YOU THINK THAT DR. MAYFAIR WAS KIDNAPPED? 41 00:02:04,355 --> 00:02:06,357 NO ONE IN THE SCHOOL PARKING LOT 42 00:02:06,357 --> 00:02:08,359 HEARD OR SAW ANYTHING SUSPICIOUS. 43 00:02:08,359 --> 00:02:13,164 THAT'S BECAUSE THE MAN RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS--MY EX-- 44 00:02:13,164 --> 00:02:16,307 KNOWS A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT HOW TO COMMIT A CRIME. 45 00:02:16,307 --> 00:02:17,608 HE'S A COP. 46 00:02:17,608 --> 00:02:19,310 WHAT'S HIS NAME? 47 00:02:19,310 --> 00:02:21,812 WAYNE DAVIS. 48 00:02:21,812 --> 00:02:23,744 (sighs) 49 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:26,277 WHAT? 50 00:02:26,277 --> 00:02:28,279 (chuckles) 51 00:02:30,251 --> 00:02:31,882 WELL, IT'S JUST, UH... 52 00:02:31,882 --> 00:02:34,385 I KNOW WAYNE. WE'VE HUNG OUT TOGETHER. 53 00:02:34,385 --> 00:02:36,387 HE'S A HELL OF A GOLFER. 54 00:02:36,387 --> 00:02:39,390 WELL, BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU HE WASN'T A HELL OF A HUSBAND. 55 00:02:39,390 --> 00:02:41,892 IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT? 56 00:02:41,892 --> 00:02:44,895 SOME PAYBACK FOR AN ANCIENT DOMESTIC DISPUTE? 57 00:02:44,895 --> 00:02:49,540 PLEASE. YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. 58 00:02:49,540 --> 00:02:52,573 BECAUSE ONCE WAYNE IS DONE WITH ADAM, 59 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:54,575 HE'S GOING TO COME AFTER ME. 60 00:02:54,575 --> 00:02:57,908 AND THIS TIME, HE'S GONNA KILL ME. I KNOW IT. 61 00:03:00,351 --> 00:03:03,214 I'LL LOOK INTO IT. 62 00:03:03,214 --> 00:03:07,258 IF YOU WOULD JUST, UH, FILL OUT THIS PAPERWORK... 63 00:03:07,258 --> 00:03:13,664 IN THAT MOMENT, KATHERINE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT SHE HAD TO DO... 64 00:03:13,664 --> 00:03:15,366 AGAIN. 65 00:03:15,366 --> 00:03:18,369 MOM, STOP. YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE. THERE'S NO TIME. 66 00:03:18,369 --> 00:03:20,401 WAYNE IS COMING. HE TOOK ADAM. WE'RE NEXT. 67 00:03:20,401 --> 00:03:23,404 BUT WHY? WHY WOULD HE DO THAT? AND IF WE'RE IN SO MUCH DANGER, 68 00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:26,907 THEN WHY AREN'T WE CALLING THE POLICE? THE POLICE WILL NOT HELP. DYLAN, PLEASE! 69 00:03:26,907 --> 00:03:30,411 GO PACK YOUR THINGS. WE NEED TO BE GONE BEFORE HE GETS HERE. STOP! 70 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:35,386 I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL YOU TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON. 71 00:03:35,386 --> 00:03:38,218 WHY DO I HAVE TO BE AFRAID OF MY FATHER? 72 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,520 KATHERINE MAYFAIR 73 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:43,554 HAD BEEN RUNNING FROM THE TRUTH FOR A LONG TIME... 74 00:03:43,554 --> 00:03:45,426 OKAY. 75 00:03:45,426 --> 00:03:48,899 I'LL TELL YOU. 76 00:03:48,899 --> 00:03:50,261 NO! 77 00:03:50,261 --> 00:03:52,463 DYLAN. I'M SORRY! I HAD NO CHOICE! NO! 78 00:03:55,766 --> 00:03:57,308 DYLAN! 79 00:03:57,308 --> 00:04:11,822 AND IT HAD FINALLY CAUGHT UP WITH HER. 80 00:04:11,822 --> 00:04:15,886 THERE'S A RITUAL MY FRIENDS HAVE OBSERVED FOR YEARS. 81 00:04:15,886 --> 00:04:18,489 ONCE A WEEK, THEY MEET TO PLAY A GAME OF CARDS 82 00:04:18,489 --> 00:04:20,891 AND TALK ABOUT THEIR LIVES. 83 00:04:20,891 --> 00:04:23,694 THERE'S ALWAYS LAUGHTER AND WINE... 84 00:04:23,694 --> 00:04:26,036 AND TALK ABOUT THE NEIGHBORS. 85 00:04:26,036 --> 00:04:29,440 NO WAY, BREE. I DON'T WANT KATHERINE IN OUR GAMES. 86 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:32,303 SHE BUMS ME OUT. OH, I'M WITH GABY. I MEAN, YOU KNOW ME. 87 00:04:32,303 --> 00:04:35,376 I ALWAYS LIKE TO GIVE PEOPLE THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT... NO, YOU DON'T. 88 00:04:35,376 --> 00:04:37,378 NO, I DON'T, BUT LET'S SAY I DID. 89 00:04:37,378 --> 00:04:39,450 KATHERINE HAS THIS ALOOF QUALITY. 90 00:04:39,450 --> 00:04:42,453 IT'S LIKE SHE'S ALWAYS TRYING TO KEEP US AT ARM'S LENGTH. WELL, I HAVE TO AGREE. 91 00:04:42,453 --> 00:04:43,984 SHE'S CHANGED. SHE'S NOT THAT FUN ANYMORE. 92 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:45,986 LADIES, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 93 00:04:45,986 --> 00:04:48,989 KATHERINE HAS ALL SORTS OF WONDERFUL QUALITIES. NAME ONE, AND KEEP IN MIND 94 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:51,762 THAT "ALOOF" AND "UNFUN" HAVE ALREADY BEEN TAKEN. 95 00:04:51,762 --> 00:04:54,365 WELL, I ADMIT SHE PLAYS HER CARDS CLOSE TO THE VEST, 96 00:04:54,365 --> 00:04:57,498 BUT SOME OF YOU COULD BENEFIT FROM THAT KIND OF QUIET DIGNITY, 97 00:04:57,498 --> 00:05:00,300 MISS I-CHEW-GUM- LIKE-A-1930s-GUN-MOLL. 98 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,502 (snaps gum loudly) 99 00:05:01,502 --> 00:05:04,074 BREE, YOU CAN TALK KATHERINE UP ALL YOU WANT, 100 00:05:04,074 --> 00:05:06,377 BUT SHE IS JUST NEVER GONNA BE ONE OF US. (front door opens) 101 00:05:06,377 --> 00:05:09,309 (Katherine) ANYBODY HOME? (door shuts) 102 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,682 OH. (chuckles) 103 00:05:11,682 --> 00:05:15,686 HI! WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU. RANDOM CHITCHAT, NOTHING SPECIFIC. 104 00:05:15,686 --> 00:05:18,689 THAT'S NICE. COULD I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE? 105 00:05:18,689 --> 00:05:21,952 HEY. WHAT'S GOING ON? OKAY, I KNOW IT'S LAST MINUTE, 106 00:05:21,952 --> 00:05:23,954 BUT I HAVE TO LEAVE TOWN, SO I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE 107 00:05:23,954 --> 00:05:27,698 TO HELP YOU CATER THE COMMITMENT CEREMONY. IT'S TOMORROW! 108 00:05:27,698 --> 00:05:29,700 A HUNDRED GAY MEN ARE DESCENDING ON THIS STREET, 109 00:05:29,700 --> 00:05:32,332 AND THEY'RE EXPECTING A FABULOUS PARTY. I FEEL AWFUL, 110 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:35,105 BUT I WOULDN'T BAIL ON YOU IF IT WEREN'T IMPORTANT. 111 00:05:35,105 --> 00:05:37,538 OKAY. WELL, WHAT'S GOING ON? 112 00:05:37,538 --> 00:05:40,340 I CAN'T TELL YOU. AGAIN, I'M SO SORRY. 113 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,012 GOOD LUCK. 114 00:05:43,874 --> 00:05:45,816 (front door opens) 115 00:05:47,718 --> 00:05:48,849 (door shuts) 116 00:05:50,451 --> 00:05:53,454 ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN ALL WIPE THOSE SMUG LOOKS OFF YOUR FACES, 117 00:05:53,454 --> 00:05:56,056 BECAUSE EVERY ONE OF YOU HAS JUST BECOME MY EMPLOYEE. 118 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:57,688 (snaps gum) 119 00:05:57,688 --> 00:05:59,960 (door shuts) 120 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:03,464 HEY, YOU GOT ANY PLANS TOMORROW AT 5:00 A.M.? 'CAUSE NOW YOU DO. 121 00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:06,797 BREE NEEDS ABOUT TWO TRUCKLOADS OF FLOWERS PICKED UP FROM... 122 00:06:06,797 --> 00:06:08,639 WHAT? 123 00:06:08,639 --> 00:06:11,672 GUESS WHO GOT OFF THE WAIT-LIST AT PRINCETON! 124 00:06:11,672 --> 00:06:14,144 OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD! 125 00:06:14,144 --> 00:06:16,707 I'M SO PROUD OF YOU! (gasps) 126 00:06:16,707 --> 00:06:19,710 OKAY, I AM GOING TO NEED A BUMPER STICKER RIGHT AWAY 127 00:06:19,710 --> 00:06:23,484 SO I CAN START ANNOYING ALL THE OTHER PARENTS! SURE. I'LL SNAG YOU ONE WHEN I GET THERE ON TUESDAY. 128 00:06:23,484 --> 00:06:27,117 (laughs) TUESDAY? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? OKAY, YOU KNOW THAT PROFESSOR WHO READ MY SENIOR THESIS? 129 00:06:27,117 --> 00:06:29,119 WELL, HE WAS SO IMPRESSED 130 00:06:29,119 --> 00:06:32,122 THAT HE ASKED ME TO COME OUT AND DO A SUMMER INTERNSHIP. 131 00:06:32,122 --> 00:06:33,624 I'M LEAVING NEXT WEEK. 132 00:06:33,624 --> 00:06:36,026 NEXT WEEK? W-WELL, THAT IS A BIG... 133 00:06:36,026 --> 00:06:37,397 NO. 134 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:40,431 NO? MOM, I HAVE TO. IT'S A HUGE HONOR. 135 00:06:40,431 --> 00:06:42,172 YES... TO BE CHOSEN, 136 00:06:42,172 --> 00:06:44,404 AND YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN. 137 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,736 SO CONGRATULATIONS, 138 00:06:45,736 --> 00:06:47,478 AND YOU'RE STAYING HOME. 139 00:06:47,478 --> 00:06:49,480 OH, YOU'RE NOT LETTING HER GO? 140 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:51,512 BUT IT'S A HUGE HONOR. 141 00:06:51,512 --> 00:06:54,545 YES, WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT. IT'S HUGE. IT'S AN HONOR. 142 00:06:54,545 --> 00:06:56,016 WE GET IT. 143 00:06:56,016 --> 00:06:58,519 GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I CAN'T GO. 144 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:01,792 WELL, THE FIRST THING OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD... 145 00:07:01,792 --> 00:07:02,993 UH... 146 00:07:02,993 --> 00:07:05,055 WE CAN'T AFFORD IT. 147 00:07:06,957 --> 00:07:09,560 SUSAN, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SEC? 148 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,934 (lowered voice) YOU KNOW, I JUST INHERITED 5 GRAND 149 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,435 FROM GRANDPA MAYNARD, 150 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:19,069 AND I... I'D REALLY LIKE TO HELP JULIE DO THIS. 151 00:07:19,069 --> 00:07:21,011 MIKE, THAT IS SO SWEET. 152 00:07:21,011 --> 00:07:23,674 MIKE MAKES ANOTHER GOOD POINT. 153 00:07:23,674 --> 00:07:25,676 WHO IS THIS PROFESSOR? 154 00:07:25,676 --> 00:07:27,548 I DON'T KNOW HIM. 155 00:07:27,548 --> 00:07:30,551 I AM CERTAINLY NOT GOING TO GIVE MY DAUGHTER TO HIM FOR A SUMMER. 156 00:07:30,551 --> 00:07:32,753 I'M SORRY, JULIE. THIS IS NOT HAPPENING. 157 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:34,454 THIS TOTALLY SUCKS. 158 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,456 WELL, YES, BUT DON'T FORGET-- 159 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:38,629 IT IS AHUGEHONOR. 160 00:07:41,592 --> 00:07:44,194 (mouths words) 161 00:07:44,194 --> 00:07:46,737 HEY. 162 00:07:46,737 --> 00:07:51,201 YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVEN'T DONE IN AREALLYLONG TIME? 163 00:07:51,201 --> 00:07:54,645 MADE 250 MINI PIZZAS IN ONE AFTERNOON. 164 00:07:54,645 --> 00:07:56,507 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 165 00:07:56,507 --> 00:07:59,510 BREE'S IN A HORRIBLE JAM, AND I TOLD HER WE'D HELP CATER 166 00:07:59,510 --> 00:08:01,552 THE COMMITMENT CEREMONY TOMORROW. 167 00:08:01,552 --> 00:08:04,555 I CAN'T. I'M BUSY, REMEMBER? I'M TAKING THIS STUFF TO KAYLA, 168 00:08:04,555 --> 00:08:08,118 MY DAUGHTER WHO LIVES FOUR AND A HALF HOURS AWAY NOW. 169 00:08:08,118 --> 00:08:10,120 OKAY, SO AT THE RISK 170 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:12,793 OF CRACKING THESE EGGSHELLS I'VE BEEN WALKING ON ALL WEEK, 171 00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:15,866 ANY IDEA WHEN YOU'RE GONNA STOP BEINGSOANGRY? 172 00:08:15,866 --> 00:08:17,868 I'M NOT ANGRY AT YOU. 173 00:08:17,868 --> 00:08:20,130 'CAUSE YOU KNOW WE DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE, TOM. 174 00:08:20,130 --> 00:08:22,573 WE HAD TO GET HER OUT OF THE HOUSE. 175 00:08:22,573 --> 00:08:24,575 I KNOW. I AM ANGRY AT THE SITUATION. 176 00:08:24,575 --> 00:08:26,807 CAN YOU PLEASE JUST LET ME BE ANGRY? 177 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:30,240 FINE. YOU CAN BE AS ANGRY AND SULKY AND PISSY AS YOU WANT, 178 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:32,743 JUST SO LONG AS YOU'RE HERE TOMORROW, 179 00:08:32,743 --> 00:08:35,245 HELPING ME CRANK OUT 250 MINI PIZZAS. 180 00:08:35,245 --> 00:08:37,247 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN TOLD 181 00:08:37,247 --> 00:08:39,750 THAT SOME WIVES ASK THEIR HUSBANDS FOR FAVORS 182 00:08:39,750 --> 00:08:41,892 AND ACTUALLY SAY, "PLEASE." 183 00:08:41,892 --> 00:08:43,894 (chuckles) OH, TOM. 184 00:08:43,894 --> 00:08:47,157 DON'T YOU KNOW AN URBAN MYTH WHEN YOU HEAR ONE? 185 00:08:49,059 --> 00:08:53,233 (wind chimes tinkling) OKAY, SO HERE'S THE DEAL. 186 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:55,736 BREE NEEDS ALL OF THESE WEDDING FAVORS 187 00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:58,238 WRAPPED BY TOMORROW, AND SHE'SREALLYCOUNTING ON ME, 188 00:08:58,238 --> 00:09:00,811 SO... I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO HURRY. 189 00:09:00,811 --> 00:09:03,644 I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH THE CREDIT CARD COMPANY. 190 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:06,647 DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING THAT YOU WANNA TELL ME? 191 00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:10,250 MM... WELL, IT WOULD BE EASIER IF I KNEW WHAT YOU KNEW. DAMN IT, GABY, ENOUGH SHOPPING! 192 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:12,723 YOU'VE MAXED OUT EVERY CREDIT CARD WE OWN. 193 00:09:12,723 --> 00:09:15,225 I MEAN, WE ARE SO BROKE RIGHT NOW, 194 00:09:15,225 --> 00:09:19,559 IT'S GONNA BE A MIRACLE IF WE DON'T END UP ON THE STREET. OKAY, WHEN YOU YELL AT ME, I GET UPSET. 195 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:22,562 AND YOU KNOW WHAT I DO WHEN I GET UPSET? I SHOP. 196 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:25,565 SO IF WEDOEND UP HOMELESS, GUESS WHO'S FAULT IT'LL BE. 197 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:28,639 WHATEVER. I'M GONNA GO READ PORN... 198 00:09:28,639 --> 00:09:30,140 IN BRAILLE. 199 00:09:32,703 --> 00:09:34,745 (cell phone rings) 200 00:09:34,745 --> 00:09:36,707 (ring, beep) 201 00:09:36,707 --> 00:09:37,577 HELLO? 202 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,009 Gaby, it's Ellie. 203 00:09:39,009 --> 00:09:42,182 ELLIE, YOU CAN'T CALL ME! THE COPS ARE ALL OVER MY ASS 204 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:44,685 BECAUSE THEY THINK I HELPED YOU ESCAPE. 205 00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:46,717 I'M SORRY. I JUST NEED ONE MORE FAVOR, 206 00:09:46,717 --> 00:09:50,320 AND THEN I'LL NEVER BOTHER YOU AGAIN. OH! ELLIE, I DON'T KNOW. WHAT IS IT? 207 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:52,823 I LEFT MY TEDDY BEAR IN THE COAT CLOSET. 208 00:09:52,823 --> 00:09:56,897 I NEED YOU TO BRING IT TO ME. TEDDY BEAR? WHAT IS THAT, CODE FOR "A POUND OF BLOW"? 209 00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:59,730 NO, IT'S AN ACTUAL TEDDY BEAR. 210 00:09:59,730 --> 00:10:02,733 MY DAD GAVE IT TO ME WHEN I WAS 5, 211 00:10:02,733 --> 00:10:05,776 and it's the only thing I have left to remember him by. 212 00:10:05,776 --> 00:10:07,638 CRAP. 213 00:10:07,638 --> 00:10:10,140 YA HAD TO PLAY THE DADDY CARD. 214 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:22,723 (crinkling) HMM. 215 00:10:26,797 --> 00:10:28,799 (rip) 216 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,671 SO AFTER THE CEREMONY, WE'LL OPEN UP THE BUFFET... 217 00:10:40,671 --> 00:10:43,173 MM-HMM. UH, CHICKEN MARSALA, AND PASTA FOR THE VEGETARIANS. 218 00:10:43,173 --> 00:10:46,817 AND DANCING, ROLL OUT THE CAKE, YOU LEAVE FOR YOUR HONEYMOON, 219 00:10:46,817 --> 00:10:49,379 AND I WILL COLLAPSE IN A TASTEFUL HEAP. (chuckles) 220 00:10:49,379 --> 00:10:51,782 HOLD IT. YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE ICE SCULPTURE. 221 00:10:51,782 --> 00:10:54,725 OH! YES, I'M SORRY. ONE CHERUB DELIVERED AT 1:30. 222 00:10:54,725 --> 00:10:56,687 CHERUB? NO, I SPECIFICALLY TOLD KATHERINE 223 00:10:56,687 --> 00:10:59,229 WE WERE GONNA GO WITH THE ENCHANTED CASTLE. 224 00:10:59,229 --> 00:11:01,291 AND I TOLD HER WE'D GO WITH THE CHERUB 225 00:11:01,291 --> 00:11:04,434 BECAUSE WE ARE NOT 8-YEAR-OLD GIRLS. BOB, ALL MY LIFE 226 00:11:04,434 --> 00:11:06,697 I HAVE DREAMT OF HAVING A WEDDING RECEPTION 227 00:11:06,697 --> 00:11:09,439 IN WHICH I WOULD SERVE DRINKS FROM A VODKA MOAT 228 00:11:09,439 --> 00:11:11,441 SURROUNDING AN ENCHANTED CASTLE RENDERED IN ICE, 229 00:11:11,441 --> 00:11:15,145 AND I DON'T THINK THAT'S TOO MUCH TO ASK. REMEMBER WHEN YOU ASKED ME 230 00:11:15,145 --> 00:11:17,878 TO TELL YOU WHEN YOU START ACTING LIKE FAYE DUNAWAY 231 00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:20,781 FROM THE BOARDROOM SCENE IN "MOMMIE DEAREST"? 232 00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:23,153 UH, WHY DON'T I LET YOU TWO WORK THIS OUT? 233 00:11:23,153 --> 00:11:27,758 FINE, WE'LL GO WITH THE STUPID BABY ANGEL. 234 00:11:27,758 --> 00:11:30,190 I NEED SOME COFFEE. 235 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:33,463 WHY ARE YOU HERE? AND DON'T SAY FOR THE PIZZA, 236 00:11:33,463 --> 00:11:35,996 BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE LACTOSE-INTOLERANT. 237 00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:37,998 I HEARD KATHERINE LEFT YOU IN THE LURCH. 238 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:41,271 I'M HERE TO OFFER MY ASSISTANCE. OH, I GET IT. SO I'M DESPERATE AND VULNERABLE, 239 00:11:41,271 --> 00:11:44,074 AND YOU'RE GONNA SWOOP IN AND SAVE THE DAY. 240 00:11:44,074 --> 00:11:46,977 WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I'M FINE. DARLING, DON'T BE STUBBORN. YOU'RE GONNA NEED PLACE CARDS, 241 00:11:46,977 --> 00:11:50,710 AND YOU KNOW I HAVE EXCELLENT PENMANSHIP. DON'T YOU DARE 242 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,213 THROW YOUR CALLIGRAPHY SKILLS IN MY FACE WHEN YOU KNOW 243 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:57,147 I'M AT A LOW POINT. NOW GO! AND STOP FOLLOWING ME. (sighs) 244 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:02,052 YOU'RE DOOMED. 245 00:12:02,052 --> 00:12:04,855 EXCUSE ME? 246 00:12:04,855 --> 00:12:07,157 THE WAY YOU JUST CAVED ON THAT SCULPTURE THING? 247 00:12:07,157 --> 00:12:10,901 YOU'RE SETTING THE TONE FOR YOUR ENTIRE MARRIAGE. I AM? 248 00:12:10,901 --> 00:12:12,903 YEAH. YOU GOTTA DIG IN YOUR HEELS. 249 00:12:12,903 --> 00:12:15,405 OTHERWISE, YOU'RE GONNA BE PUSHED AROUND FOR THE NEXT... 250 00:12:15,405 --> 00:12:18,068 LET'S SEE. HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN MARRIED? 251 00:12:18,068 --> 00:12:20,070 TEN AND A HALF YEARS. 252 00:12:23,513 --> 00:12:25,876 I WANT MY CASTLE. 253 00:12:25,876 --> 00:12:28,879 LEE... IT IS THEONLYTHING I'VE ASKED FOR, 254 00:12:28,879 --> 00:12:31,451 AND DAMN IT, I'M ENTITLED TO IT. 255 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,483 FINE. 256 00:12:33,483 --> 00:12:35,355 OH. 257 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:36,957 THANK YOU. 258 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,860 (mouths word) 259 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:44,494 ALL RIGHT, SO I WILL CALL THE ICE SCULPTOR, 260 00:12:44,494 --> 00:12:48,268 AND SEE IF WE CAN-- FORGET IT. WE'RE STICKING WITH THE CHERUB. 261 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,300 AND LATER, WHEN HE BITCHES ABOUT IT, 262 00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:52,302 I'LL JUST BUY HIM SOME JEWELRY. 263 00:12:52,302 --> 00:12:54,945 YOU SURE YOU HAVEN'T BEEN MARRIED BEFORE? 264 00:12:54,945 --> 00:12:56,446 HEY, GABY? 265 00:12:56,446 --> 00:12:58,108 OVER HERE, CARLOS. 266 00:12:58,108 --> 00:13:00,180 YOU KNOW, I GOT A THEORY 267 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:03,183 AS TO WHY ALL THIS BAD STUFF HAS HAPPENED TO US-- 268 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:05,886 MY BLINDNESS AND LOSING ALL OUR MONEY... 269 00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:09,189 IT'S KARMA. YOU KNOW, WE'VE BEEN SELFISH AND GREEDY, 270 00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:12,322 AND THE UNIVERSE IS TELLING US TO START BEING BETTER PEOPLE. 271 00:13:12,322 --> 00:13:16,566 I JUST FOUND $118,000 IN ELLIE'S TEDDY BEAR. 272 00:13:16,566 --> 00:13:18,929 HEY, UNIVERSE? 273 00:13:18,929 --> 00:13:20,400 BITE ME! 274 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,902 (Wayne) Hello? 275 00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:23,803 HEY, WAYNE? IT'S PETE ROMSLO. 276 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,876 PETE! HOW'S TRICKS? 277 00:13:25,876 --> 00:13:27,908 Listen, uh, I'm just calling 278 00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:29,910 TO GIVE YOU A HEADS-UP. 279 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:32,943 UM, I FINALLY MET YOUR EX. SHE CAME IN TO FILE A REPORT. 280 00:13:32,943 --> 00:13:35,445 (chuckles) APPARENTLY, YOU, UH, KIDNAPPED HER HUSBAND. 281 00:13:35,445 --> 00:13:38,418 NO KIDDING? AM I ASKING FOR RANSOM? (laughs) 282 00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:40,921 WELL, YOU ALWAYS SAID SHE WAS CRAZY. 283 00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:42,923 NOW I FEEL YOUR PAIN. 284 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:45,926 ANYWAY, I-I JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW, HUH? TAKE CARE. Thanks. 285 00:13:47,297 --> 00:13:48,498 (beep) 286 00:13:48,498 --> 00:13:50,460 (phone clatters) 287 00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:53,103 (thud) OKAY, ENOUGH KIDDIN' AROUND. 288 00:13:53,103 --> 00:13:56,406 TELL ME WHERE MY DAUGHTER IS. 289 00:13:59,309 --> 00:14:02,072 OH, FOR-- 290 00:14:03,573 --> 00:14:05,946 DID YOU DIE ON ME? 291 00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,149 (thud) 292 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:11,581 (sighs) 293 00:14:11,581 --> 00:14:12,883 (thud) DAMN IT! 294 00:14:12,883 --> 00:14:15,225 (sighs) 295 00:14:15,225 --> 00:14:17,227 (door opens) 296 00:14:17,227 --> 00:14:19,029 (door slams) 297 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:33,873 (man) RIGHT OVER HERE. 298 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,546 (Bree) OKAY, SO YOU HAVE ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE IN THE TRUCK? 299 00:14:36,546 --> 00:14:39,549 THANK YOU. (woman) I'LL BE BACK IN TEN MINUTES! 300 00:14:39,549 --> 00:14:42,913 WE NEED FOUR SETTINGS ON FIVE, PLEASE. LYNETTE, I WISH I HAD TIME TO BE MORE TACTFUL, BUT I DON'T. 301 00:14:42,913 --> 00:14:45,986 YOUR SWAN IS PATHETIC, AND I'M FIRING YOU FROM NAPKIN DUTY. 302 00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:47,988 NO, NO, GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE. I WILL GET IT. 303 00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:49,990 (cell phone rings) YES? 304 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:52,392 OH, THERE YOU ARE! WHERE IS MY ICE SCULPTURE? 305 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:56,967 NO! NO, 6:00 IS TOO LATE. I NEED IT NOW. 306 00:14:56,967 --> 00:15:00,170 OH, FORGET IT. I'LL PICK IT UP MYSELF. 307 00:15:00,170 --> 00:15:02,172 WHY DON'T YOU FILL WATER GLASSES? 308 00:15:02,172 --> 00:15:04,574 THAT'S AN IMPORTANT JOB, TOO. 309 00:15:09,980 --> 00:15:12,282 ANDREW... (sighs) LOOK, I'M ON MY WAY BACK, 310 00:15:12,282 --> 00:15:15,345 BUT IT'S IMPERATIVE THAT YOU... (cell phone battery chirping) 311 00:15:15,345 --> 00:15:16,916 ANDREW? (beep) 312 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,388 OH, DEAR GOD. 313 00:15:18,388 --> 00:15:21,021 OH, NO. DON'T DIE ON ME NOW! 314 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,652 (loud pop, tires screeching) 315 00:15:22,652 --> 00:15:25,195 AAH! 316 00:15:25,195 --> 00:15:28,098 (whispers) OH, DEAR GOD. 317 00:15:28,098 --> 00:15:31,401 (panting) 318 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:41,111 (clatter) 319 00:15:57,527 --> 00:16:01,992 (horn blaring) 320 00:16:01,992 --> 00:16:04,294 AAH! HELP ME! 321 00:16:04,294 --> 00:16:06,296 HELP! 322 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:13,003 I'M JUST SAYING WE SHOULD PAY OFF ALL OF OUR BILLS 323 00:16:13,003 --> 00:16:16,006 AND PUT THE REST IN SAVINGS. SAVINGS? NOBODY DOES THAT ANYMORE. 324 00:16:16,006 --> 00:16:19,109 WELL, I MEAN, YOU NEVER KNOW. WE MIGHT HAVE KIDS. 325 00:16:19,109 --> 00:16:21,111 OH, CARLOS, WE'RE NEVER GONNA HAVE KIDS. 326 00:16:21,111 --> 00:16:24,184 SHOES ARE MY KIDS. LET ME BE THE MOTHER I WAS MEANT TO BE. 327 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:25,515 (cell phone rings) 328 00:16:25,515 --> 00:16:27,357 (beep) HELLO? 329 00:16:27,357 --> 00:16:29,519 WHERE'S MY BEAR? 330 00:16:31,161 --> 00:16:33,363 OH. RIGHT. THE BEAR. 331 00:16:33,363 --> 00:16:38,698 WELL... I LOOKED ALL OVER AND JUST COULDN'T FIND IT. 332 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:42,272 I GUESS THE COPS TOOK IT. I'M REALLY SORRY, ELLIE. 333 00:16:42,272 --> 00:16:44,504 I KNOW IT WAS A GIFT FROM YOUR DAD. 334 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,637 IT JUST BREAKS MY HEART. YOU FOUND THE MONEY, DIDN'T YOU? 335 00:16:47,637 --> 00:16:50,040 (raises pitch) MONEY? WHAT MONEY? 336 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:52,182 YOU'RE LYING. I CAN HEAR IT IN YOUR VOICE. 337 00:16:52,182 --> 00:16:54,214 WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY VOICE? 338 00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:57,487 OKAY, LISTEN, BITCH. YOU DO NOT WANNA SCREW WITH ME. 339 00:16:57,487 --> 00:17:00,450 (normal voice) HOW ABOUT WE SPLIT IT 50-50? 340 00:17:02,592 --> 00:17:04,594 I'M COMING TO GET MY MONEY, 341 00:17:04,594 --> 00:17:08,698 AND IF ONE DIME IS MISSING, I WILL THROW ACID IN YOUR FACE. (beep) 342 00:17:12,062 --> 00:17:15,805 OKAY, WE REALLY NEED TO GET CALLER I.D. 343 00:17:18,068 --> 00:17:21,541 (panting) 344 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,213 (sighs) 345 00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,481 UGH. 346 00:17:34,184 --> 00:17:35,655 (groans) 347 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:38,428 WHAT MORE CAN YOU DO TO ME? 348 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,666 NEED A LIFT? 349 00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:52,502 HEY. 350 00:17:52,502 --> 00:17:55,475 HI. IS, UH, DYLAN HERE BY ANY CHANCE? 351 00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:57,677 UH, UM, NO, I-I HAVEN'T SEEN HER. 352 00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,179 OKAY. THANKS. 353 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:01,251 HEY, KATHERINE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 354 00:18:01,251 --> 00:18:03,783 UH... DYLAN AND I, WE... 355 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:06,416 HAD A BIG FIGHT. (chuckles) 356 00:18:06,416 --> 00:18:08,418 WELL, I'M SURE SHE'S JUST UPSET, 357 00:18:08,418 --> 00:18:11,221 AND SHE'LL COME HOME AFTER SHE COOLS OFF. 358 00:18:11,221 --> 00:18:12,692 NOT THIS TIME. 359 00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:15,195 I LIED TO HER. (chuckles nervously) 360 00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:19,369 WELL... WE ALL LIE TO OUR KIDS SOMETIMES, RIGHT? 361 00:18:19,369 --> 00:18:21,401 I'VE BEEN DOING IT HER WHOLE LIFE-- 362 00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:23,403 ONE LIE ON TOP OF ANOTHER-- 363 00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:26,105 AND THE THING... (chuckles) I LEARNED TOO LATE 364 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:29,108 IS THAT EVENTUALLY THEY ALL COME CRASHING DOWN ON YOU. 365 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:32,111 (voice breaks) ANYWAY, IF YOU SEE HER, LET ME KNOW? 366 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,284 THANKS. 367 00:18:34,284 --> 00:18:37,187 (sighs) 368 00:18:40,390 --> 00:18:43,393 (door shuts) (Wayne) WHAT'S YOUR HURRY, KATHY? 369 00:18:49,359 --> 00:18:51,431 (lock clanks) 370 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:52,732 (chuckles) 371 00:18:59,509 --> 00:19:01,441 AAH! AAH! 372 00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:04,244 (bang) AAH. 373 00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:06,646 WHAT HAPPENED TO MY DAUGHTER? 374 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:10,320 (panting) I'M NOT TELLING YOU ANYTHING, 375 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,882 SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL KILL ME. 376 00:19:12,882 --> 00:19:14,884 I DON'T CARE. 377 00:19:14,884 --> 00:19:17,587 I BELIEVE YOU. 378 00:19:17,587 --> 00:19:19,689 I DO. 379 00:19:19,689 --> 00:19:22,892 BUT WHAT ABOUT DYLAN? 380 00:19:22,892 --> 00:19:28,198 OR SHOULD I SAY, THAT GIRL THAT LIVES HERE WITH YOU? 381 00:19:28,198 --> 00:19:30,500 I BET YOU'D CARE IF I KILLEDHER. 382 00:19:42,212 --> 00:19:43,553 UH... 383 00:19:43,553 --> 00:19:45,385 THERE ARE NO WINGS. 384 00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:48,388 YES, AND THE "VENUS de MILO" IS MISSING TWO ARMS. 385 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,560 WHAT'S YOUR POINT? 386 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:52,322 IT'S... STUNNING. 387 00:19:52,322 --> 00:19:55,865 (indistinct conversations, laughter in distance) 388 00:19:59,229 --> 00:20:01,731 (sighs deeply) 389 00:20:01,731 --> 00:20:03,703 (chuckles) 390 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:06,205 WELL, I SUPPOSE I SHOULD SAY THANK YOU. 391 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:09,739 OH, IT'S NO BIG DEAL. YOU'RE JUST LUCKY I WAS THERE. 392 00:20:09,739 --> 00:20:12,842 WAS I LUCKY, OR WERE YOU FOLLOWING ME? 393 00:20:15,285 --> 00:20:18,288 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT NEED MY HELP. 394 00:20:18,288 --> 00:20:19,489 (chuckles) 395 00:20:19,489 --> 00:20:21,821 AND YOU WERE RIGHT. I DID. 396 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:24,294 YOU JUST THINK I'M BEING STUBBORN, DON'T YOU? 397 00:20:24,294 --> 00:20:26,296 MAKING YOU JUMP THROUGH HOOPS 398 00:20:26,296 --> 00:20:28,398 WHEN IT'S SO CLEAR WE BELONG TOGETHER. 399 00:20:28,398 --> 00:20:30,400 I DON'T THINK ANYTHING, BREE. 400 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,902 I'M JUST TRYING TO BE THERE FOR YOU 401 00:20:32,902 --> 00:20:35,234 AND HOPING EVENTUALLY YOU'LL FORGIVE ME. 402 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,236 BUT THAT'S JUST IT, ORSON. 403 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,908 IF I FORGIVE YOU, 404 00:20:38,908 --> 00:20:41,311 THEN I'M FORGIVING WHAT YOU DID TO MIKE. 405 00:20:41,311 --> 00:20:44,474 I CAN'T DO THAT. AND-- AND YOU WOULDN'T WANT ME TO. 406 00:20:44,474 --> 00:20:46,476 I MEAN, BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF. 407 00:20:46,476 --> 00:20:48,478 IF I TOOK YOU BACK NOW, 408 00:20:48,478 --> 00:20:51,250 I WOULDN'T BE THE WOMAN YOU LOVE. 409 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,283 THEN WHAT CAN I DO? 410 00:20:53,283 --> 00:20:55,285 I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU. 411 00:20:55,285 --> 00:20:58,658 TURN YOURSELF IN TO THE POLICE AND LET JUSTICE RUN ITS COURSE. 412 00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:01,561 I CAN'T DO THAT, BREE. 413 00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:03,363 IWANTTO, 414 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:07,667 FOR YOU, MORE THAN ANYTHING. 415 00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:10,440 BUT I DON'T THINK I COULD SURVIVE IT. 416 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:13,703 WELL... 417 00:21:13,703 --> 00:21:15,705 SO HERE WE ARE. 418 00:21:18,508 --> 00:21:20,009 (sighs) 419 00:21:24,314 --> 00:21:26,816 WHATISTHIS? IT'S YOUR ICE SCULPTURE. 420 00:21:26,816 --> 00:21:28,488 NO, IT'S NOT. 421 00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:30,990 I SEE NO TURRETS. I SEE NO FLAGS. 422 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:33,463 I SEE NO MOAT FULL OF VODKA. 423 00:21:33,463 --> 00:21:36,996 WHAT I SEE IS A GIANT, ICY SLAP IN THE FACE. 424 00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:39,599 BOB! 425 00:21:41,671 --> 00:21:44,534 WHAT'S THAT? 426 00:21:44,534 --> 00:21:47,537 I WANT TO BE ABLE TO REACH YOU THIS SUMMER 427 00:21:47,537 --> 00:21:49,439 WHEN YOU'RE DOING THAT INTERNSHIP. 428 00:21:49,439 --> 00:21:52,482 YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND? 429 00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:56,346 HERE'S THE THING. 430 00:21:56,346 --> 00:21:58,418 YOU AND I HAVE ALWAYS HAD 431 00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:00,420 KIND OF AN UNCONVENTIONAL RELATIONSHIP, 432 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,422 AND THE REASON THAT WORKED 433 00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:05,625 WAS BECAUSE WE ALWAYS TELL EACH OTHER THE TRUTH... 434 00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:07,326 UNTIL YESTERDAY. 435 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:11,761 JULIE, I LIED ABOUT NOT HAVING ENOUGH MONEY TO SEND YOU. 436 00:22:11,761 --> 00:22:13,933 WHY? 437 00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:18,337 (sighs) BECAUSE I JUST FREAKED OUT ABOUT YOU LEAVING. 438 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,640 BUT YOU KNEW I WAS GOING AWAY TO COLLEGE. 439 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:23,012 YES, IN THEFALL. 440 00:22:23,012 --> 00:22:27,547 AND I NEEDED THOSE EXTRA THREE MONTHS TO GET READY. I... 441 00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:31,581 I STILL HAVE NOT FIGURED OUT 442 00:22:31,581 --> 00:22:34,924 HOW I'M GONNA GET BY WITHOUTYOU. 443 00:22:36,486 --> 00:22:37,687 MOM... 444 00:22:37,687 --> 00:22:40,890 (voice breaks) SERIOUSLY... 445 00:22:40,890 --> 00:22:45,034 I JUST LEAN ON YOU IN WAYS YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. 446 00:22:45,034 --> 00:22:47,036 I THINK YOU ARE STRONGER 447 00:22:47,036 --> 00:22:49,539 THAN YOU GIVE YOURSELF CREDIT FOR. 448 00:22:49,539 --> 00:22:52,402 WELL... I SPEND MORE TIME WITH ME THAN YOU DO, 449 00:22:52,402 --> 00:22:54,404 AND I'M A MESS. (laughs) 450 00:22:54,404 --> 00:22:56,906 (laughs) WELL, YOUWEREWHEN DAD LEFT. 451 00:22:56,906 --> 00:22:58,978 I HAD MY HANDS FULL THEN. 452 00:22:58,978 --> 00:23:02,081 BUT YOU'VE GROWN SO MUCH THESE LAST FIVE YEARS. 453 00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:03,653 REALLY? 454 00:23:03,653 --> 00:23:07,917 YOU ARE A SECURE, CONFIDENT WOMAN NOW. 455 00:23:07,917 --> 00:23:10,420 YOU'RE READY TO SPREAD YOUR WINGS AND FLY. 456 00:23:10,420 --> 00:23:12,762 FRANKLY, MY WORK HERE IS DONE. 457 00:23:12,762 --> 00:23:15,565 (whispers) THANKS. 458 00:23:15,565 --> 00:23:17,597 (normal voice) NOW I WANT YOU 459 00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:20,029 TO HAVE THAT PHONE ON YOU AT ALL TIMES... 460 00:23:20,029 --> 00:23:22,972 BECAUSE I'M STILL NOT SURE HOW TO WORK THE DISHWASHER. 461 00:23:22,972 --> 00:23:25,004 (both laugh) 462 00:23:27,477 --> 00:23:29,479 (woman) CAN YOU HELP ME? 463 00:23:29,479 --> 00:23:32,442 FOR GOD SAKE, LEE! IT'S JUST AN ICE SCULPTURE! 464 00:23:32,442 --> 00:23:34,644 IT ISNOT "JUST AN ICE SCULPTURE"! 465 00:23:34,644 --> 00:23:37,647 IT'S THE SCULPTURE AND MAKING ME MOVE TO THE SUBURBS 466 00:23:37,647 --> 00:23:40,019 AND FORCING ME TO BE NICE TO YOUR HOMOPHOBIC BOSS. 467 00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:42,021 YOU KNOW WHAT? TOM'S RIGHT. 468 00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:44,794 IF I DON'T START STANDING UP FOR MYSELF, I'MDOOMED. 469 00:23:44,794 --> 00:23:48,498 I DON'T BELIEVE I USED THE WORD "DOOMED." 470 00:23:48,498 --> 00:23:52,101 YOU'RE ALWAYS OVERRULING ME. YOU TREAT ME LIKE A CHILD. 471 00:23:52,101 --> 00:23:54,864 WELL, I'VE HAD IT! CEREMONY'S OFF,MEINFUHRER! 472 00:23:54,864 --> 00:23:57,967 IT'S A CHUNK OF ICE, YOU DRAMA QUEEN! 473 00:23:59,769 --> 00:24:02,572 OKAY... ALL I SAID WAS-- 474 00:24:02,572 --> 00:24:05,444 I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAID. WE HAVE TO FIX THIS! 475 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:08,618 OR DO YOU WANT TO TELL BREE THAT YOU TORPEDOED HER CEREMONY? 476 00:24:08,618 --> 00:24:10,620 I DID NOT TELL YOU TO PUT MUMS IN THAT ARRANGEMENT! 477 00:24:10,620 --> 00:24:13,452 ANDDON'TPOINT YOUR FINGER AT ME OR I'LL SNAP IT RIGHT OFF. 478 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:15,454 I'LL FIND BOB. 479 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:17,026 I'LL GET LEE. YEAH. 480 00:24:17,026 --> 00:24:19,559 (Lee) YOU CAN'T MAKE ME TALK TO HIM. 481 00:24:19,559 --> 00:24:22,562 YEAH, I CAN. SIT DOWN. EARLIER, MY HUSBAND, 482 00:24:22,562 --> 00:24:24,864 IN AN ATTEMPT TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR RELATIONSHIP, 483 00:24:24,864 --> 00:24:27,537 MISTAKENLY GAVE YOU SOME ADVICE, 484 00:24:27,537 --> 00:24:29,839 WHICH HE WOULD NOW LIKE TO TAKE BACK. TOM? 485 00:24:29,839 --> 00:24:32,542 ACTUALLY, I STAND BY EVERYTHING I SAID. 486 00:24:32,542 --> 00:24:35,505 MY MISTAKE WAS IN NOT GOING FAR ENOUGH. WHAT? 487 00:24:35,505 --> 00:24:38,107 IF YOU'RE WILLING TO BREAK UP OVER AN ICE SCULPTURE, 488 00:24:38,107 --> 00:24:40,109 YOU GUYS SHOULD ABSOLUTELY NOT GET MARRIED. 489 00:24:40,109 --> 00:24:42,552 (under breath) WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING WITH THIS? 490 00:24:42,552 --> 00:24:44,584 BECAUSE WHO GETS TO CHOOSE THE ICE SCULPTURE, 491 00:24:44,584 --> 00:24:46,716 WHO SHOULD TAKE OUT THE TRASH, 492 00:24:46,716 --> 00:24:49,218 WHO HAS TO STAY HOME AND MAKE THE MINI PIZZAS-- 493 00:24:49,218 --> 00:24:51,220 THAT'S THE LITTLE STUFF. 494 00:24:51,220 --> 00:24:54,864 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN THE BIG STUFF COMES ALONG? COULD YOU GIVE US A SECOND? 495 00:24:54,864 --> 00:24:58,928 NO. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN A TORNADO HITS YOUR HOUSE, 496 00:24:58,928 --> 00:25:01,601 OR YOU HAVE PROBLEMS WITH YOUR KIDS, 497 00:25:01,601 --> 00:25:03,603 OR ONE OF YOU GETS CANCER? 498 00:25:03,603 --> 00:25:06,736 AT SOME POINT, THE CRAP IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN, 499 00:25:06,736 --> 00:25:09,739 AND THAT IS WHY NOW, BEFOREYOU MAKE THE COMMITMENT, 500 00:25:09,739 --> 00:25:12,081 YOU HAVE TO ASK YOURSELF, 501 00:25:12,081 --> 00:25:16,946 IS THAT PERSON IN BED NEXT TO YOU WORTH THE TROUBLE? 502 00:25:18,848 --> 00:25:22,121 DO YOU LOVE HIM... OR HER SO MUCH 503 00:25:22,121 --> 00:25:26,195 THAT NO DISEASE, NO DISASTER 504 00:25:26,195 --> 00:25:28,798 COULD POSSIBLY PULL YOU APART? 505 00:25:32,702 --> 00:25:35,705 ANSWER HIM. 506 00:25:35,705 --> 00:25:37,637 SURE. OF COURSE I DO. 507 00:25:37,637 --> 00:25:39,208 GOOD. 508 00:25:39,208 --> 00:25:41,010 GOOD, THEN... 509 00:25:41,010 --> 00:25:42,271 (sniffles) 510 00:25:42,271 --> 00:25:44,714 GET OUT THERE AND GET COMMITTED, YOU CRAZY KIDS. 511 00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:54,553 (door opens) 512 00:26:04,694 --> 00:26:06,265 (man) OH, MY GOD. 513 00:26:06,265 --> 00:26:08,598 ARE YOU OKAY? YOU NEED SOME HELP? 514 00:26:08,598 --> 00:26:10,700 YES. 515 00:26:10,700 --> 00:26:12,702 (grunts) 516 00:26:12,702 --> 00:26:15,274 THANKS FOR STOPPING. 517 00:26:15,274 --> 00:26:16,646 (tires screech) 518 00:26:23,613 --> 00:26:25,915 YES, OFFICER. I SEE YOU. THANK YOU FOR COMING. 519 00:26:25,915 --> 00:26:27,917 NOW REMEMBER, ELLIE'S DANGEROUS. 520 00:26:27,917 --> 00:26:30,920 SO IF SHE SHOWS UP, FEEL FREE TO USE EXCESSIVE FORCE. 521 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,121 (beep) 522 00:26:32,121 --> 00:26:34,964 (Gabrielle) CARLOS, ARE YOU ALMOST READY? 523 00:26:36,896 --> 00:26:38,828 CARLOS? 524 00:26:38,828 --> 00:26:40,830 DID YOU HEAR ME? 525 00:26:43,332 --> 00:26:45,705 I'M JUST GETTING MY JACKET. 526 00:26:54,243 --> 00:26:56,816 OH, HONEY, CAN YOU CARRY THE HOUSE KEYS? 527 00:26:56,816 --> 00:26:58,818 THEY DON'T FIT IN MY PURSE. 528 00:26:58,818 --> 00:27:00,990 (lowered voice) ELLIE'S UPSTAIRS. 529 00:27:00,990 --> 00:27:03,993 WHAT?! SHE'S IN OUR BEDROOM. I HEARD HER BREATHING. 530 00:27:03,993 --> 00:27:06,996 CALL THE COPS. WAIT! SHE'S GONNA STEAL OUR MONEY! 531 00:27:06,996 --> 00:27:08,998 YOU CAN'T GO UP THERE. IT'S TOO DANGEROUS. 532 00:27:08,998 --> 00:27:12,902 (whispers) WELL, NOT AS DANGEROUS AS POVERTY! (grunts) GABY. 533 00:27:38,027 --> 00:27:40,760 (both grunting) 534 00:27:44,794 --> 00:27:46,365 GABY? WHAT'S GOING ON? 535 00:27:46,365 --> 00:27:48,297 (Gabrielle screams) 536 00:27:48,297 --> 00:27:52,041 (all grunting) 537 00:27:52,041 --> 00:27:53,973 AAH! CARLOS! 538 00:27:53,973 --> 00:27:56,806 CARLOS, DON'T JUST STAND THERE! GO GET HELP! 539 00:27:56,806 --> 00:27:59,208 HELP! POLICE! 540 00:27:59,208 --> 00:28:00,950 THAT'S THE CLOSET! 541 00:28:00,950 --> 00:28:02,882 (Roxy barks) 542 00:28:02,882 --> 00:28:05,284 (Roxy snarls) OW! 543 00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:09,118 POLICE! POLICE! 544 00:28:09,118 --> 00:28:10,990 GET IN HERE NOW! 545 00:28:15,965 --> 00:28:18,968 (indistinct conversations) 546 00:28:32,882 --> 00:28:34,013 WAYNE. 547 00:28:35,484 --> 00:28:38,447 I DON'T THINK YOU'VE THOUGHT THIS THROUGH. 548 00:28:38,447 --> 00:28:39,949 SHUT UP. 549 00:28:39,949 --> 00:28:42,391 IF I TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED, 550 00:28:42,391 --> 00:28:44,323 IF I DON'T TELL YOU... 551 00:28:44,323 --> 00:28:46,255 YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME ANYWAY. 552 00:28:46,255 --> 00:28:48,357 WHO YOU GONNA PIN IT ON? 553 00:28:52,762 --> 00:28:55,464 WE HAVE HISTORY. 554 00:28:55,464 --> 00:28:58,838 RIGHT NOW I'M JUST YOUR BITTER, CRAZY EX. 555 00:28:58,838 --> 00:29:02,141 BUT IF I TURN UP DEAD, AND YOU HAVE NO ALIBI-- 556 00:29:02,141 --> 00:29:04,373 YOU LET ME WORRY ABOUT THAT. 557 00:29:04,373 --> 00:29:06,045 (door opens) 558 00:29:08,047 --> 00:29:09,979 (door shuts) 559 00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:12,782 (knife unsheathes) 560 00:29:12,782 --> 00:29:15,925 LOOK, I'M HAVING A LITTLE PROBLEM RIGHT NOW. 561 00:29:15,925 --> 00:29:18,788 I JUST NEED TO HIDE HERE FOR A SEC. 562 00:29:18,788 --> 00:29:21,430 AND I DON'T WANNA HURT YOU, SO DON'T MAKE ME. 563 00:29:21,430 --> 00:29:23,092 ALL RIGHT? 564 00:29:24,934 --> 00:29:26,896 GOOD. 565 00:29:26,896 --> 00:29:29,799 I'M GLAD WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER. 566 00:29:34,944 --> 00:29:36,976 (gasps) 567 00:29:41,010 --> 00:29:42,982 HUH. 568 00:29:42,982 --> 00:29:44,984 AND WITHYOURGUN, TOO. 569 00:29:46,816 --> 00:29:50,890 I GUESS I JUST FOUND MY ALIBI. 570 00:29:53,863 --> 00:29:56,896 (woman) AND NOW WE WILL DO THE EXCHANGING OF THE RINGS... 571 00:29:56,896 --> 00:29:58,427 SNAPPY CEREMONY, BREE. 572 00:29:58,427 --> 00:30:00,930 YOU AND KATHERINE REALLY DID A BANG-UP JOB. 573 00:30:00,930 --> 00:30:02,932 NO,IDID A BANG-UP JOB. 574 00:30:02,932 --> 00:30:04,934 KATHERINE BAILED ON ME AND LEFT TOWN LAST NIGHT. 575 00:30:04,934 --> 00:30:08,037 I THINK YOU GOT HOSED. I JUST SAW HER AN HOUR AGO. 576 00:30:08,037 --> 00:30:10,379 ...HERE AT THIS JOYOUS AND FESTIVE OCCASION. 577 00:30:10,379 --> 00:30:12,241 PLEASE JOIN HANDS. 578 00:30:12,241 --> 00:30:15,915 SHE WAS ON THE RUN, SHE BROKE IN, 579 00:30:15,915 --> 00:30:19,949 SHE STABBED YOU, YOU SHOT HER. CASE CLOSED. 580 00:30:19,949 --> 00:30:22,952 IT'S LIKE THE ALIBI FAIRY LEFT ME A PRESENT. 581 00:30:22,952 --> 00:30:27,226 BUT I DO WONDER... 582 00:30:27,226 --> 00:30:29,929 WHAT IF DYLAN DOESN'T COME BACK? 583 00:30:31,931 --> 00:30:33,502 WE HAD A FIGHT. 584 00:30:35,905 --> 00:30:39,068 SHE SAID SHE HATED ME, SAID SHE WAS LEAVING... 585 00:30:39,068 --> 00:30:40,509 FOR GOOD. 586 00:30:40,509 --> 00:30:42,872 IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO, KATHY? 587 00:30:42,872 --> 00:30:46,615 I KNOW IT SOUNDS CONVENIENT. BUT WHAT HAPPENS IF IT'S TRUE? 588 00:30:46,615 --> 00:30:50,950 BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ANOTHER PLAN. 589 00:30:50,950 --> 00:30:54,383 SHE WAS THE ONLY WAY YOU COULD MAKE ME TELL YOU THE TRUTH. 590 00:31:00,059 --> 00:31:02,231 (rapping at door) 591 00:31:02,231 --> 00:31:05,995 KATHERINE? IT'S BREE. WE NEED TO TALKNOW! 592 00:31:07,396 --> 00:31:10,869 (rapping at door resumes) 593 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:13,172 THAT GIRL THAT WAS LIVING WITH THE SOLISES? 594 00:31:13,172 --> 00:31:16,875 ACTUALLY, I THOUGHT I SAW HER HEADING DOWN THAT WAY. 595 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,547 HOPE YOU FIND HER. 596 00:31:18,547 --> 00:31:20,209 I'D HATE TO THINK 597 00:31:20,209 --> 00:31:23,312 THERE WAS SOME MANIAC RUNNING AROUND OUR NEIGHBORHOOD. 598 00:31:33,062 --> 00:31:35,064 (whispers) I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THIS. 599 00:31:35,064 --> 00:31:36,365 SHUT IT! 600 00:31:36,365 --> 00:31:38,497 SO LET ME CATCH YOU UP. 601 00:31:38,497 --> 00:31:41,500 I NEED TO KNOW SOMETHING THAT ONLY MY EX-WIFE CAN TELL ME, 602 00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:44,673 BUT SHE DOESN'T WANT TO. SHE NEEDS A LITTLE INCENTIVE. 603 00:31:44,673 --> 00:31:48,237 SO THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN. WAYNE... PLEASE DON'T. 604 00:31:48,237 --> 00:31:51,340 YEAH? HOW IS IT GONNA FEEL KNOWING... 605 00:31:51,340 --> 00:31:54,583 THAT YOU COULD'VE STOPPED THIS? 606 00:31:56,485 --> 00:31:59,118 (gasps) 607 00:31:59,118 --> 00:32:01,320 ALL RIGHT! 608 00:32:03,322 --> 00:32:05,194 I'LL TELL YOU. 609 00:32:07,496 --> 00:32:09,498 (gun hammer clicks) 610 00:32:12,962 --> 00:32:16,635 AFTER I LEFT YOU... 611 00:32:16,635 --> 00:32:19,608 A FEW MONTHS PASSED, 612 00:32:19,608 --> 00:32:23,312 AND I CONVINCED MYSELF 613 00:32:23,312 --> 00:32:26,045 THAT YOU'D FORGOTTEN ABOUT US. 614 00:32:26,045 --> 00:32:27,977 BUT I WAS WRONG. 615 00:32:31,620 --> 00:32:34,423 HOW WAS DYLAN? DID SHE BEHAVE HERSELF? 616 00:32:34,423 --> 00:32:36,425 SHE'S AN ANGEL. 617 00:32:36,425 --> 00:32:39,458 I... JUST HOPE I DIDN'T DO SOMETHING WRONG. 618 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:42,461 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WELL, YOUR EX-HUSBAND WAS HERE EARLIER, 619 00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:45,294 AND, OF COURSE, I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS HIM 620 00:32:45,294 --> 00:32:47,536 UNTIL DYLAN CALLED HIM "DADDY." 621 00:32:47,536 --> 00:32:49,538 I-I'M SORRY, I SHOULD'VE CALLED YOU, 622 00:32:49,538 --> 00:32:52,201 BUT DYLAN WAS JUST SO HAPPY TO SEE HIM. 623 00:32:52,201 --> 00:32:54,403 HE BROUGHT HER A BICYCLE AND A DOLL. 624 00:32:54,403 --> 00:32:57,306 AND SHE WON'T LET THAT DOLL OUT OF HER SIGHT. 625 00:32:57,306 --> 00:33:00,049 KATHERINE, WHAT'S GOING ON? 626 00:33:00,049 --> 00:33:02,411 (Katherine) I WAS GOING TO RUN AGAIN, 627 00:33:02,411 --> 00:33:04,553 BUT YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME ENOUGH TIME. 628 00:33:06,215 --> 00:33:08,317 WAYNE JUST DROVE UP. 629 00:33:08,317 --> 00:33:11,120 SHOULD WE CALL THE POLICE? 630 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:12,561 NO. 631 00:33:12,561 --> 00:33:14,363 LET HIM IN. 632 00:33:17,466 --> 00:33:20,169 I KNEW IT WAS TIME TO FACE YOU 633 00:33:20,169 --> 00:33:23,702 AND LET YOU KNOW YOU WERE NOT WELCOME IN MY HOME, 634 00:33:23,702 --> 00:33:25,704 AND NEITHER WERE YOUR GIFTS. 635 00:33:37,246 --> 00:33:40,549 DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY I SPENT LOOKING FOR YOU? WELL, I'M SURE 636 00:33:40,549 --> 00:33:43,522 YOU STILL HAD ENOUGH TO BUY LIQUOR BY THE CASELOAD. 637 00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:46,395 WOW! LOOK WHO'S GOTTEN SASSY WHILE SHE'S BEEN AWAY. 638 00:33:46,395 --> 00:33:48,557 WOW, I THINK I LIKE IT. WHAT DO YOU WANT, WAYNE? 639 00:33:48,557 --> 00:33:51,560 I WANT MY DAUGHTER BACK. WHY? YOU GETTING LAZY IN YOUR OLD AGE? 640 00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:54,303 YOU NEED SOMEBODY SMALLER TO POUND ON? 641 00:33:54,303 --> 00:33:56,565 I NEVER TOUCHED A HAIR ON HER HEAD! 642 00:33:56,565 --> 00:33:59,268 YEAH, BUT NOW SHE'S GOTTEN OLDER ANDSASSIER, 643 00:33:59,268 --> 00:34:03,112 I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND ALL SORTS OF REASONS TO HIT HER. I DON'T HAVE TO ASK, YOU KNOW. 644 00:34:03,112 --> 00:34:05,344 I COULD JUST GO UP THERE IF I WANT. SHE IS ASLEEP! GET THE HELL OUT! 645 00:34:05,344 --> 00:34:08,617 I'M HER FATHER! I SAID NO! 646 00:34:10,379 --> 00:34:13,051 (grunts) (glass shatters) 647 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:14,753 UHH. AAH. 648 00:34:14,753 --> 00:34:16,425 (sighs) 649 00:34:16,425 --> 00:34:18,427 (panting) 650 00:34:18,427 --> 00:34:20,659 (panting) I'M BLEEDING. 651 00:34:20,659 --> 00:34:22,491 PROFUSELY. 652 00:34:22,491 --> 00:34:24,493 YOU SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR. 653 00:34:26,435 --> 00:34:29,438 (grunting) 654 00:34:31,470 --> 00:34:33,502 I'LL BE BACK FOR MY DAUGHTER. 655 00:34:33,502 --> 00:34:35,504 YOU JUST UNDERSTAND THIS-- 656 00:34:35,504 --> 00:34:38,207 THERE ISNOTHING THAT I WILL NOT DO 657 00:34:38,207 --> 00:34:41,450 TO KEEP YOU AWAY FROM HER. NOTHING. 658 00:34:45,514 --> 00:34:47,256 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 659 00:34:47,256 --> 00:34:48,517 OH! 660 00:34:48,517 --> 00:34:51,520 I HEARD A CRASH. YEAH, I-I HIT HIM WITH THE CANDLESTICK, 661 00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:53,522 AND... HE WENT DOWN PRETTY HARD. 662 00:34:53,522 --> 00:34:55,594 THANK GOD. 663 00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:58,667 YOU KNOW, I THINK NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO BREAK OUT 664 00:34:58,667 --> 00:35:01,500 THE 10-YEAR-OLD SCOTCH I'VE BEEN SAVING. 665 00:35:04,373 --> 00:35:06,835 I HONESTLY THOUGHT IT WAS FINALLY OVER. 666 00:35:06,835 --> 00:35:10,339 I DON'T KNOW HOW I COULD'VE BEEN SO WRONG. 667 00:35:12,511 --> 00:35:15,514 (Lily screams) 668 00:35:15,514 --> 00:35:17,446 KATHERINE! 669 00:35:19,488 --> 00:35:23,552 (sobbing) I CAME IN TO GIVE HER ANOTHER BLANKET. 670 00:35:23,552 --> 00:35:26,725 HER HAND IS ICE-COLD! 671 00:35:26,725 --> 00:35:30,499 (screams) 672 00:35:30,499 --> 00:35:35,504 AUNT LILY TOLD ME I COULDN'T GO TO THE POLICE. 673 00:35:35,504 --> 00:35:37,506 SHE'D SAID YOU'D MAKE IT SEEM 674 00:35:37,506 --> 00:35:40,809 LIKE I KILLED DYLAN TO KEEP YOU FROM TAKING HER, 675 00:35:40,809 --> 00:35:44,373 SO I LET HER BURY MY BABY IN THE WOODS. 676 00:35:44,373 --> 00:35:46,675 I KNEW I'D HAVE TO RUN AWAY AGAIN, 677 00:35:46,675 --> 00:35:49,678 BUT I ALSO KNEW YOU'D NEVER STOP LOOKING FOR ME, 678 00:35:49,678 --> 00:35:52,481 SO I CAME UP WITH A PLAN. (girl crying) 679 00:35:52,481 --> 00:35:54,483 I FOUND A GIRL IN A ROMANIAN ORPHANAGE 680 00:35:54,483 --> 00:35:56,555 WHO LOOKED JUST LIKE DYLAN. 681 00:35:56,555 --> 00:35:58,487 THE RESEMBLANCE WAS UNCANNY. 682 00:35:58,487 --> 00:36:00,489 HER MOTHER HAD DIED IN CHILDBIRTH, 683 00:36:00,489 --> 00:36:02,491 AND HER FATHER HAD BEEN MURDERED. 684 00:36:02,491 --> 00:36:05,394 AS I LOOKED INTO THOSE BIG, BLUE EYES, 685 00:36:05,394 --> 00:36:06,735 I KNEW RIGHT THEN... 686 00:36:06,735 --> 00:36:09,938 (voice breaks) SHE NEEDED ME AS MUCH AS I NEEDED HER. 687 00:36:20,209 --> 00:36:22,481 (whispers) I'VE NEVER TOLD THAT TO ANYONE. 688 00:36:22,481 --> 00:36:24,483 (normal voice) I EVEN LIED TO ADAM 689 00:36:24,483 --> 00:36:27,616 AND SAID IT WAS YOUR FAULT. 690 00:36:27,616 --> 00:36:30,619 (voice breaks) AND THAT'S HOW I'VE SPENT THE LAST 12 YEARS... 691 00:36:30,619 --> 00:36:34,423 JUST TELLING ONE LIE AFTER ANOTHER. 692 00:36:36,665 --> 00:36:39,328 HOLD IT, HOLD IT. I'M SORRY, SIR. 693 00:36:39,328 --> 00:36:41,630 WE'RE HAVING A PARTY. YOU CAN'T PARK HERE. 694 00:36:41,630 --> 00:36:44,603 SO YOU LET HER DIE. 695 00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:48,637 IF YOU DON'T MIND, 696 00:36:48,637 --> 00:36:51,740 I NEED YOU TO PARK AROUND THE CORNER, OKAY? 697 00:36:51,740 --> 00:36:53,642 THANK YOU! 698 00:36:53,642 --> 00:36:55,344 (tires screech) 699 00:36:55,344 --> 00:36:58,617 (crowd screaming) 700 00:37:01,790 --> 00:37:04,793 YOU LET MY DAUGHTER DIE... 701 00:37:04,793 --> 00:37:06,655 LIKE A DOG. 702 00:37:06,655 --> 00:37:08,857 (whispers) IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 703 00:37:08,857 --> 00:37:12,631 THEN YOU BURIED HER LIKE ONE. 704 00:37:12,631 --> 00:37:14,633 BECAUSE I HAD TO. 705 00:37:14,633 --> 00:37:17,306 I KNEW IF YOU FOUND OUT, Y-- 706 00:37:17,306 --> 00:37:19,308 THAT I WOULD KILL YOU. 707 00:37:19,308 --> 00:37:20,569 (car approaches) 708 00:37:20,569 --> 00:37:22,511 (tires screech) 709 00:37:22,511 --> 00:37:24,673 (engine turns off) 710 00:37:24,673 --> 00:37:26,244 (car door shuts) 711 00:37:27,776 --> 00:37:30,679 (front door opens and shuts) 712 00:37:30,679 --> 00:37:32,781 (Adam) KATHERINE! WHERE ARE YOU?! 713 00:37:32,781 --> 00:37:34,653 ADAM! 714 00:37:34,653 --> 00:37:37,486 GET OUT! HE'S GOT A GUN! (rapid footsteps) 715 00:37:37,486 --> 00:37:40,989 (crashing, punches landing, Adam and Wayne grunting) 716 00:37:40,989 --> 00:37:42,991 (crashing stops) 717 00:37:45,594 --> 00:37:49,568 (footsteps approaching) 718 00:38:01,580 --> 00:38:03,382 (sighs deeply) 719 00:38:03,382 --> 00:38:06,385 (groans) YOU JUST WATCH HIM FOR A SEC, OKAY? 720 00:38:06,385 --> 00:38:08,387 I'M GONNA CALL THE COPS. 721 00:38:08,387 --> 00:38:11,690 FIRST WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING TO STOP THAT BLEEDING. OKAY. 722 00:38:19,968 --> 00:38:23,672 GO AHEAD. YOU CALL THE COPS. 723 00:38:23,672 --> 00:38:26,735 ASK FOR MY BUDDY ROMSLO... 724 00:38:26,735 --> 00:38:29,338 (grunts) OR CAPTAIN McMURPHY. 725 00:38:29,338 --> 00:38:32,881 (grunts) WE PLAY SOFTBALL TOGETHER. 726 00:38:32,881 --> 00:38:36,715 THOSE GUYS'LL TAKE CARE OF ME. 727 00:38:36,715 --> 00:38:40,549 AND EVEN IF I DO A LITTLE TIME... 728 00:38:40,549 --> 00:38:42,921 (whispers) YOU KNOW THIS ISN'T OVER. 729 00:38:42,921 --> 00:38:46,595 (normal voice) I'LL GET OUT AND I'LL FIND YOU, 730 00:38:46,595 --> 00:38:49,398 AND I'LL MAKE YOU PAY. 731 00:38:49,398 --> 00:38:53,732 (whispers) I KNOW YOU WILL. 732 00:38:53,732 --> 00:38:55,434 (gunshot) 733 00:38:55,434 --> 00:38:57,406 (gasps) 734 00:39:15,684 --> 00:39:18,487 (crowd speaking indistinctly) 735 00:39:18,487 --> 00:39:22,491 OH, MY GOD! BREE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! 736 00:39:22,491 --> 00:39:25,494 WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME BEFORE THE POLICE GET HERE. 737 00:39:25,494 --> 00:39:26,835 WE NEED TO TALK. 738 00:39:26,835 --> 00:39:28,697 (indistinct police radio chatter) 739 00:39:28,697 --> 00:39:30,699 EXCUSE ME. 740 00:39:30,699 --> 00:39:32,701 SUSAN! COME HERE, COME HERE. 741 00:39:32,701 --> 00:39:35,143 WHAT'S GOING ON? OKAY, JUST LISTEN TO ME. 742 00:39:39,678 --> 00:39:41,980 MA'AM, YOU HAVE TO TALK TO US. 743 00:39:41,980 --> 00:39:44,553 WE NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 744 00:39:44,553 --> 00:39:46,855 MA'AM? 745 00:39:46,855 --> 00:39:50,689 THEN HE RAISED THE GUN AND CAME TOWARD US. 746 00:39:50,689 --> 00:39:53,692 THANK GOD KATHERINE GRABBED HIS ARM AND GOT THE GUN AWAY. 747 00:39:53,692 --> 00:39:56,725 THAT LUNATIC WOULD'VE KILLED US ALL. 748 00:39:56,725 --> 00:39:59,027 I KNEW WAYNE WAS THE REASON SHE MOVED AWAY, 749 00:39:59,027 --> 00:40:02,801 AND THE SECOND SHE MOVED BACK, HE STARTED STALKING HER AGAIN. 750 00:40:02,801 --> 00:40:06,004 SHE WAS ALWAYS TELLING US HOW TERRIFIED SHE WAS. 751 00:40:06,004 --> 00:40:08,707 WE ALWAYS KNEW HE'D DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS EVENTUALLY, 752 00:40:08,707 --> 00:40:10,739 AND HE DID. (camera shutter clicking) 753 00:40:19,047 --> 00:40:20,749 LOOK... 754 00:40:20,749 --> 00:40:22,951 THIS WAS OBVIOUSLY SELF-DEFENSE. 755 00:40:22,951 --> 00:40:26,424 TAKE THE CUFFS OFF, GET HER TO THE HOSPITAL. 756 00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:28,457 (handcuffs unlock) 757 00:40:34,202 --> 00:40:37,866 (siren wailing) 758 00:40:44,072 --> 00:40:45,614 MOM? 759 00:40:45,614 --> 00:40:46,745 MOM! 760 00:40:46,745 --> 00:40:48,577 OH, MY! 761 00:40:48,577 --> 00:40:50,579 I'M SO SORRY, MOM. 762 00:40:50,579 --> 00:40:53,582 (sobbing) 763 00:41:05,734 --> 00:41:07,736 (Mary Alice) THERE'S A RITUAL 764 00:41:07,736 --> 00:41:10,499 MY FRIENDS HAVE OBSERVED FOR YEARS. 765 00:41:10,499 --> 00:41:13,502 ONCE A WEEK, THEY MEET TO PLAY A GAME OF CARDS 766 00:41:13,502 --> 00:41:15,243 AND TALK ABOUT THEIR LIVES. 767 00:41:15,243 --> 00:41:17,746 OF COURSE, THERE'S ANOTHER ASPECT TO THESE GATHERINGS 768 00:41:17,746 --> 00:41:21,750 THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GOSSIP OR POKER. 769 00:41:21,750 --> 00:41:24,753 EVERY SEVEN DAYS, MY FRIENDS ARE REMINDED 770 00:41:24,753 --> 00:41:26,615 OF A BASIC HUMAN TRUTH-- 771 00:41:26,615 --> 00:41:30,989 THERE IS NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT THAN FRIENDSHIPS THAT ENDURE, 772 00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:35,924 ESPECIALLY IN A WORLD THAT INSISTS ON CHANGING. 773 00:41:35,924 --> 00:41:38,797 OKAY, MY FRIENDS ARE GONE. 774 00:41:38,797 --> 00:41:42,170 I'M READY TO FIX YOU DINNER. 775 00:41:42,170 --> 00:41:44,202 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! 776 00:41:44,202 --> 00:41:47,205 HEY, MOMMY, WE'RE PLAYING FASHION MODEL! 777 00:41:47,205 --> 00:41:49,878 LOOK AT THIS MESS! 778 00:41:49,878 --> 00:41:53,211 YOU ARE LUCKY I GOT IN HERE BEFORE YOU TOUCHED MY DRESSES! 779 00:41:53,211 --> 00:41:57,085 RUN, CELIA, RUN! 780 00:41:57,085 --> 00:42:00,719 MY VERA WANG?! 781 00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:02,851 I'M HOME! 782 00:42:02,851 --> 00:42:04,152 OH, THANK GOD. 783 00:42:04,152 --> 00:42:06,855 THE PUBLISHER SENT OVER THE GALLEY FOR THE COOKBOOK. 784 00:42:06,855 --> 00:42:08,857 HE NEEDS YOU TO PROOF THEM TONIGHT. 785 00:42:08,857 --> 00:42:11,099 I'VE ALSO GOT THE WOMAN FROM "THE NEW YORK TIMES" 786 00:42:11,099 --> 00:42:14,803 ON THE PHONE. SHE WANTS TO DO THE INTERVIEW NOW. (Orson) IS THAT YOU, BREE? THE WATER'S GETTING COLD. 787 00:42:14,803 --> 00:42:17,005 UH, LEAVE THE GALLEYS IN MY OFFICE AND TELL 788 00:42:17,005 --> 00:42:20,008 THE WOMAN FROM "THE TIMES" TO CALL ME BACK IN THE MORNING. 789 00:42:20,008 --> 00:42:23,011 I'M GONNA HAVE A NICE BUBBLE BATH WITH MY HUSBAND. 790 00:42:23,011 --> 00:42:24,673 COMING, ORSON! 791 00:42:24,673 --> 00:42:27,876 WHY IS THERE A POLICE CAR IN OUR DRIVEWAY? 792 00:42:27,876 --> 00:42:30,879 I WAS TELLING YOUR HUSBAND WE JUST PICKED UP YOUR SON. 793 00:42:30,879 --> 00:42:33,852 HE BROKE INTO A CAR AT THE MALL AND TOOK IT FOR A JOYRIDE. 794 00:42:33,852 --> 00:42:36,655 AGAIN? I AM SO SORRY, OFFICER. 795 00:42:36,655 --> 00:42:39,688 WE HAVE TALKED TO PORTER TILL WE'RE BLUE IN THE FACE. 796 00:42:39,688 --> 00:42:43,592 IT'S LIKE HE'S DETERMINED TO GO BACK TO JUVENILE HALL. 797 00:42:43,592 --> 00:42:45,594 HONEY, IT WASN'T PORTER THIS TIME. 798 00:42:45,594 --> 00:42:46,965 THEY ARRESTED PRESTON. 799 00:42:49,998 --> 00:42:53,001 (beep) (Dylan) It's me, Mom. I'm back from Paris. 800 00:42:53,001 --> 00:42:56,004 It was just as gorgeous as you said it would be, 801 00:42:56,004 --> 00:42:57,946 and you're not gonna believe this. 802 00:42:57,946 --> 00:42:59,948 Bradley finally asked me to marry him 803 00:42:59,948 --> 00:43:01,910 right there under the Eiffel Tower. 804 00:43:01,910 --> 00:43:03,912 I'm so happy. Call me back. (beep) 805 00:43:08,857 --> 00:43:11,660 HONEY? I'M HOME. 806 00:43:13,862 --> 00:43:15,994 DID YOU MISS ME? 807 00:43:15,994 --> 00:43:18,026 YOU KNOW I DID. 808 00:43:18,026 --> 00:43:20,028 MMM. 59694

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