All language subtitles for Desperate.Housewives.S04E16.1080p.WEB-DL.DD+.5.1.x264-TrollHD_track3_[und]

PREVIOUSLY ON...

ADAM WAS FINISHED
WITH KATHERINE...

PLEASE GET RID OF THAT GUM.
BUT DYLAN'S FATHER CAME BACK.

BYE, SWEETHEART.
BYE, DAD.

I TRICKED YOU INTO
THINKING DYLAN WAS YOURS.

I FINISHED THAT D.N.A.
YOU WANTED, AND YOUR SUSPECT'S

NOT RELATED
TO THE VICTIM AT ALL.

GABY AND CARLOS WERE FORCED
TO GO TO THE POLICE.

ARE YOU SURE IT WAS COCAINE?
CARLOS, I WAS A FASHION MODEL
IN THE '90s. I KNOW COCAINE.

JUST GIVE ME WHAT I WANT...
AND LYNETTE...

OR YOU'RE NOT
GONNA LIKE WHAT HAPPENS.
(grunts)

(gasps)
...WAS PUSHED
TO HER BREAKING POINT.

(Mary Alice)
COFFEE MUGS TO THE CONTRARY,

LYNETTE SCAVO KNEW

THAT SHE WAS NOT
THE WORLD'S GREATEST MOTHER.

IN FACT,
WHEN IT CAME TO PARENTING,

LYNETTE HAD DONE MANY THINGS
SHE WAS NOT PROUD OF...

LIKE THE TIME
WHEN SHE OFFERED PARKER CASH

IF HE AGREED
TO EAT ALL OF HIS SPINACH...

OR WHEN SHE TOLD THE TWINS

THERE WAS TREASURE
BURIED BENEATH THE WEEDS...

OR WHEN SHE GAVE HER KIDS
A LITTLE EXTRA COUGH SYRUP

SO SHE COULD FINISH HER NOVEL.

BUT DESPITE THESE LAPSES...
(bell dings)

LYNETTE DIDN'T THINK OF HERSELF

AS THE WORST MOTHER
IN THE WORLD EITHER,

UNTIL ONE HORRIBLE DAY.

SINCE WHEN
DOYOUMAKE WAFFLES?

WELL, KAYLA LOVES WAFFLES,

AND SINCE SHE AND I HAVE BEEN
HAVING SOME PROBLEMS LATELY,

I WANTED TO DO
SOMETHING NICE FOR HER.
(doorbell rings)

OH, YOU TELL KAYLA
HER BREAKFAST IS READY.

HI.
MY NAME IS FERN PARRISH.

THIS IS MY COLLEAGUE,
IRENE SEMANIS.
(laughs)

WE'RE FROM C.P.S.
UH, ONE SEC.
PRESTON, YOU MIGHT WANNA

STOP DROPPING YOUR WAFFLE
ON THE FLOOR,

'CAUSE I'M STILL
GONNA MAKE YOU EAT IT.

SO, UH, WHAT'S C.P.S.?

CHILDREN'S
PROTECTIVE SERVICES.

FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, I KEEP
MY FLOORS INCREDIBLY CLEAN.

MRS. SCAVO,
WE RECENTLY RECEIVED

A REPORT OF SOME ABUSE
IN YOUR HOME.

ABUSE? THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

WELL, WE GOT A CALL
FROM A DR. JOSHUA DOLAN?

IT SEEMS HE WAS CONTACTED
BY YOUR DAUGHTER KAYLA.

WHO SAYS YOU HIT HER...
REPEATEDLY.

OKAY...

FIRST,
I'M NOT THAT KIND OF MOM.

AND SECOND,

KAYLA HAS A TENDENCY
TO... EXAGGERATE.

WE ALSO HAVE A SECURITY TAPE
FROM A CLOTHING STORE.

IT SHOWS YOU SLAPPING
A YOUNG GIRL ACROSS THE FACE.

WE'RE ASSUMING THAT'S KAYLA.

HAVE A SEAT.
I'LL BE WITH YOU IN A SECOND.

YES, LYNETTE SCAVO WAS NOT
THE WORLD'S GREATEST MOTHER.

(bell dings)

BUT IN HER HEART,

SHE KNEW SHE HAD DONE
THE BEST SHE COULD...

GIVEN...

WHAT SHE HAD TO WORK WITH.

"LYNETTE"--

IT'S HOW THE FRENCH DESCRIBE
"A PRETTY ONE."

"KATHERINE"--

COINED BY THE ANCIENT GREEKS,
IT DENOTES "PURITY."

"GABRIELLE"--

A HEBREW WORD MEANING
"GOD IS MY STRENGTH."

"BREE"--

IT'S AN IRISH NAME
THAT MEANS "POWER."

INDEED...

EVERY NAME HAS
A SINGLE SPECIFIC MEANING...

WHICH IS WHY PARENTS
HAVE TROUBLE CHOOSING ONE

FOR SOMEONE
WHO MEANS EVERYTHING TO THEM.

WHAT ABOUT "PHILIP"?
I LIKE "PHILIP."

OH, I KNOW YOU DO.

I DON'T,
AND NEITHER DOES THE BABY.

PHILIP? OH, PHIL?

SEE? NOTHING.
NOT EVEN A BURP.

HERE'S A THOUGHT.

HOW ABOUT "NATHANIEL"?
ALL RIGHT,
THAT'S THE FOURTH TIME

YOU'VE TRIED TO SNEAK
"NATHANIEL" PAST ME.

I'M PUTTING "PEYTON"
BACK ON THE TABLE.
I AM NOT NAMING MY SON
AFTER A QUARTERBACK.

ALL RIGHT,
HERE'S THE REST OF MY LIST.

LUCAS.
IT SOUNDS LIKE "MUCUS."

MITCHUM.
LIKE THE DEODORANT?

UNITAS.

OH, GIVE ME THAT.

WELL,
WE NEED NEW INSPIRATION.

OOH.

RILEY.

I LIKE IT. WHO IS HE?

HE'S A GUY WHO...

"KILLED SIX, THEN SELF."

WELL, I GIVE UP.

HE'S NOT GONNA GET A NAME.
WHEN WE WANT HIM TO COME,

WE'LL JUST WHISTLE AND SAY,
"HERE, BOY."

(beep)
(woman over P.A.) DR. CONNER.
PAGING DR. CONNER.

PLEASE CALL ADMITTING.
CONNER.

I LOVE IT.

ME, TOO. (laughs)

OH,
YOU FINALLY HAVE A NAME.

DR. CONNER DELFINO.

OH, HEY.
I'M GOING OUT TO THE MALL.

YOU WANNA COME WITH?

OH, NO, THANKS.

I GOTTA MAKE SURE MY HANDYMAN
GETS HIS WIRING DONE.

HE SCREWED IT UP
THE LAST TIME.

YOU REALIZE
WE COULD'VE HAD A FIRE?

SORRY, MRS. SOLIS.

ALL RIGHT, THEN.
SEE YOU LATER.

(door shuts)

AND... SHE'S GONE.

GREAT.
LET'S BREAK INTO HER ROOM.

AS SOON I FINISH THIS,

I'LL START PLACING BUGS
IN THE OTHER ROOMS.

WELL,
ISN'T HER ROOM ENOUGH?

SHE HAS A PREPAID CELL PHONE,
SO WE CAN'T TAP IT.

OUR ONLY HOPE
AT NAILING HER SUPPLIER

IS TO RECORD EVERY CONVERSATION
SHE HAS IN THIS HOUSE.

WELL, HOW LONG
IS THAT GONNA TAKE?
WE GOT A TIP THAT SHE'S
EXPECTING A DELIVERY THIS WEEK.

SO IT WON'T BE LONG BEFORE
MISS LEONARD LEARNS THE JOYS

OF A LITTLE GIRL-ON-GIRL ACTION
IN A PRISON SHOWER. (chuckles)

OKAY, FIRST OF ALL,
YOU'RE A PIG.

SECOND OF ALL, DON'T SAY THINGS
LIKE THAT. ELLIE'S MY FRIEND.

YEAH, WELL, YOUR FRIEND IS
A DRUG DEALER, i.e., SCUM.

(scoffs) HEY!
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HER.

OKAY, YES,
SHE'S MADE SOME BAD CHOICES,

BUT DEEP DOWN,
SHE'S A GOOD PERSON.

YEAH, WELL, DEEP DOWN,
I HOPE SHE ROTS IN JAIL.

OKAY,
WHEN THIS THING IS OVER,

LET'S NOT DO THE WHOLE
CHRISTMAS CARD THING.
(door shuts)

IS THAT YOUR HUSBAND?
NO, HE'S AT BRAILLE SCHOOL.

(key turning in lock)

GABY?

OH, ELLIE! HEY!

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
DOING IN MY ROOM?!

WE WEREN'T EXPECTING YOU
BACK SO SOON.
I FORGOT MY WALLET.

AGAIN, WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?

WELL, WE NEEDED SOME PRIVACY.
SEE, ROY AND I ARE LOVERS.

YOU'RE HAVING AN AFFAIR
WITH YOUR HANDYMAN?

I KNOW, IT'S CRAZY. YOU WOULDN'T
BELIEVE THE PASSION.

I MEAN,
I WAS POWERLESS TO RESIST.

(chuckles)

JUST--
JUST GET OUT OF MY ROOM.

OKAY, OKAY. WE'RE GOING.

(both exhale deeply)

(whispers) THAT'S FOR
USING YOUR TONGUE.

LOTS OF PEOPLE
DO MISSIONARY WORK,

BUT FEW HAVE THE GUTS TO SMUGGLE
BIBLES INTO NORTH KOREA.

IT IS MY DISTINCT PLEASURE

TO WELCOME BACK,
AFTER FOUR LONG YEARS--

REVEREND MICHAEL GREEN.

(applause)

THANK YOU FOR THAT
GLORIOUS INTRODUCTION, JOE.

WELL, IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK.
NOW IF YOU'LL ALL PLEASE STAND

AND OFFER EACH OTHER
THE LORD'S PEACE.

(congregants
speaking indistinctly)

(gasps)

PEACE BE WITH YOU, BREE.

I REJECT YOUR PEACE, AND I
DEMAND YOU STOP STALKING ME.

I'M DOING NO SUCH THING.

REALLY? SO I JUST HAPPEN TO RUN
INTO YOU AT THE DRY CLEANER,

THE GREENGROCER,
THE POST OFFICE?
WE SHARED A LIFE TOGETHER.

IT'S ONLY NATURAL
WE'D FREQUENT THE SAME PLACES.
OH, PLEASE.
I SAW YOU AT MY NAIL SALON.

THERE'S NOTHING IN THE BIBLE
THAT SAYS A MAN

CAN'T ENJOY A NICE PEDICURE.
ORSON, HEAR ME
WHEN I SAY THIS. IT'S OVER.

YOU HAVE DONE
UNCONSCIONABLE THINGS

FOR WHICH
I CAN NEVER FORGIVE YOU,

AND NO AMOUNT OF FLITTING ABOUT
IN MY PERIPHERAL VISION

IS GOING TO CHANGE THAT.
BUT THERE MUST BE
SOMETHING I CAN DO.

YOU KNOW I'VE REPENTED.
WE--WE CAN GET PAST THIS.

(whispering) I KNOW
NO SUCH THING. NOW BE QUIET.

I'M DONE TALKING TO YOU.

BREE, SO NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
PEACE BE WITH YOU.

AND ALSO WITH YOU.

(whispers)
DO NOT GIVE THIS MAN PEACE.

YOU SHOULDN'T KEEP
YOUR DOORS UNLOCKED, KATHY.

WHY DO YOU THINK THEY CALL 'EM
"CRIMES OF OPPORTUNITY"?

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

DYLAN USED TO HAVE
A BIG OLD SCAR RIGHT HERE,

AND NOW IT'S GONE.

I'M JUST CURIOUS

HOW YOU WOULD EXPLAIN THAT.

NEVER TOO EARLY
TO START DRINKING, IS IT?

SHE FELL OFF HER BIKE.
11 STITCHES. I REMEMBER.

I TOOK HER TO A PLASTIC SURGEON
IN CHICAGO

'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT HER
TO FEEL SELF-CONSCIOUS.

WELL,
THAT'S PRETTY CONVENIENT.

WHAT ARE YOU SUGGESTING,
WAYNE?

SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT.

I FELT IT FROM THE MOMENT
THAT I LAID EYES ON HER.

I JUST DON'T SEE MYSELF
IN HER AT ALL.

I TOLD YOU.
SHE'S NOT YOURS.

YEAH, BUT I DON'T SEEYOU
IN HER EITHER.

SO...

LET'S JUST SETTLE THIS
ONCE AND FOR ALL.

TAKE A D.N.A. TEST. ALL I NEED
IS ONE STRAND OF HAIR.

KNOCK, KNOCK.
IS THIS A BAD TIME?

NO, NOT AT ALL.
(Lee) GREAT, BECAUSE WE ARE HERE

TO THROW OURSELVES
ON YOUR MERCY.

WE ARE HAVING A COMMITMENT
CEREMONY IN FIVE DAYS,

AND OUR CATERER JUST CANCELED.
WE KNOW IT'S SHORT NOTICE.

TOTALLY UNDERSTAND
IF YOU SAY NO.
NONSENSE. I'D LOVE TO DO IT.

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT,
AND WE'LL TALK DETAILS?

I'M SORRY. IF... YOU'RE BUSY,
WE CAN COME BACK LATER.

NO, NO. NO, THAT'S OKAY.
YOU STAY.

I'LLCOME BACK LATER.

LYNETTE, I'M SORRY.

WHEN I'M TOLD ABOUT
A SUSPECTED CASE OF CHILD ABUSE,

I AM BOUND BY LAW
TO REPORT IT.

OKAY, SO WHAT HAPPENS NOW?

I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP C.P.S.
FINISH THEIR INVESTIGATION.

THEY'LL INTERVIEW YOUR KIDS,
THEIR TEACHERS,

POSSIBLY
SOME OF YOUR NEIGHBORS.

MY NEIGHBORS? GOD!
I COULD STRANGLE THAT GIRL.

HONEY, YOU MIGHT WANNA STOP
SAYING THINGS LIKE THAT.

LOOK, FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS,
LET TOM HANDLE THE KIDS.

ANY OTHER PROBLEMS
BETWEEN YOU AND KAYLA

COULD JEOPARDIZE CUSTODY
OF ALL YOUR CHILDREN.

WAIT. THEY COULD TAKE
MY CHILDREN?

NO ONE'S TAKING ANYONE.
YOU HAVE GOT
TO BE KIDDING ME!

THIS IS ALL
A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING.

I'M SURE
THAT WE CAN WORK THIS OUT.
SO WHAT DO I NEED TO DO
TO KEEP MY KIDS?

(Dr. Dolan) WELL, THERE ARE
A LOT OF THINGS YOU CAN DO.

FIRST,
NO PHYSICAL DISCIPLINE...

BOB LIKED THE IDEA

OF THE ONION
AND WHITE ASPARAGUS TART.

WONDERFUL!
WITH A LITTLE GOAT CHEESE.

OH, AND LEE ASKED
FOR STUFFED MUSHROOMS.
(presses button, beep)

THOSE WITH ROASTED GREEN BEANS
AS OUR SIDE DISHES.

(whirs)

NICE TIGHT GROUPING.
YOU ARE NOT RUSTY AT ALL.

THANK YOU. FELT GOOD.

ALTHOUGH I ALWAYS, UH,
LIKE A TRIP TO THE RANGE,

IS THERE ANY PARTICULAR REASON
WE CAME HERE FOR PARTY PLANNING?

WELL, WITH ADAM GONE,

I'VE JUST BEEN FEELING
A LITTLE... UNEASY LATELY.

IT'S FUNNY HOW
HAVING A MAN IN THE HOUSE

CAN MAKE YOU FEEL SAFER,

NO MATTER HOW RETIRING
OR EASILY SPOOKED HE MIGHT BE.

THAT'S TRUE. I JUST NEED TO FEEL
THAT IF AN INTRUDER BROKE IN,

I COULD TAKE CARE OF IT...
EFFECTIVELY.

YOU REALLY WANT
TO BE EFFECTIVE?

TRY HOLLOW POINTS.

THESE ROUNDS YOU'VE GOT
PUNCH STRAIGHT THOUGH,

BUT A HOLLOW POINT
BLOOMS ON IMPACT,

CUTS THE BODY TO SHREDS
FROM THE INSIDE.

SOUNDS EXACTLY
LIKE WHAT I NEED.

NOW...
(cocks gun)

LET'S TALK DESSERTS.

(cooing)

(sighs) I JUST GOT
A CALL FROM MY MOM.

MY GRANDPA DIED.

OH, I'M SO SORRY.

I KNOW
HOW MUCH YOU LOVED HIM.

WELL, ACTUALLY,
I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT.

I KNOW
WE SETTLED ON "CONNER,"

BUT I'D, UH, I'D LIKE TO NAME
OUR SON AFTER MY GRANDFATHER.

OH.

WELL, YEAH, UM,

I MEAN, "CONNER" IS JUST A NAME
WE PICKED OUT OF THIN AIR.

THIS WOULD MEAN SOMETHING.
SO YOU'RE OKAY WITH THIS?

I THINK IT'S A BEAUTIFUL WAY
TO HONOR YOUR GRANDFATHER.

I MEAN, "JAMES" WOULDN'T
BE MY FIRST CHOICE,

BUT IT'S A GOOD, SOLID NAME.

NO, GRANDPA JAMES IS
MY DAD'S DAD.

THIS IS MY MOM'S--MAYNARD.

OH, RIGHT. MAYNARD.

OH, THAT'S AWFUL...

THAT HE DIED.
WHY DIDN'T WE THINK
OF THIS BEFORE?

IT'S SUCH
A BEAUTIFUL SOUTHERN NAME.

OH, AND RARE,

REALLY RARE.

AND YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S A GREAT
WAY TO HONOR MY GRANDFATHER.

YEAH.

I SAID THAT, DIDN'T I?

OH, SHOOT. WE CAN'T DO IT.

ISN'T YOUR GRANDPA JAMES

SIGNIFICANTLY OLDER
THAN GRANDPA MAYNARD?

SHOULDN'T WE HONOR HIM
FIRST?

BUT GRANDPA JAMES
ISN'T DEAD.

YOU SURE?
IT'S WORTH A PHONE CALL.

ACTUALLY, I'VE GOT A COUSIN
WHO'S NAMED AFTER HIM ALREADY,

SO WE'RE COVERED.
(baby fusses)

THANK YOU, SUSAN.
THIS REALLY MEANS A LOT.

I'M GONNA GO CALL MY MOM.

(door opens)

OH.

FORGIVE ME.

DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.
HIS GRANDFATHER JUST DIED.

HEY! LUNCH IS ALMOST READY.

(singsong voice)
I'M MAKING YOUR FAVORITE.

I TAKE IT
YOU'RE STILL MAD AT ME.

WELL, YEAH. I JUST DON'T GET
WHY YOU BROKE INTO MY ROOM.

WELL, I COULDN'T RISK
DOING IT INMYROOM.

EVER SINCE CARLOS WENT BLIND,

HE'S DEVELOPED
A STRONG SENSE OF SMELL.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HAPPENED
TO CATCH A WHIFF OF ROY,

BUT THAT IS
ONE TELLTALE ODOR.

WELL, THAT'S ANOTHER THING,
YOU KNOW?

WHAT DO YOU SEE IN THAT GUY?

UH, YOU KNOW,
HE'S A HANDYMAN.

HE KNOWS HOW TO...

GET IN THERE...
AND MAKE STUFF WORK.

BUT HE'S A ZERO,

AND CARLOS IS SO FANTASTIC.

DON'T YOU LOVE HIM?

OF COURSE I DO.

CARLOS SOLIS
IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.

BUT, YOU KNOW,
SOMETIMES YOU GET BORED,

AND A BIG, GREASY,
DISGUSTING HANDYMAN

REALLY HITS THE SPOT.

(gasps)

(sighs) ADAM, WHAT THE--
YOU SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH.

SORRY. I LET MYSELF IN.

WHY?

DYLAN TOLD ME WAYNE'S BACK.

WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME?
BECAUSE I'M HANDLING IT.

YEAH, SHE TOLD ME ABOUT
THE SHOOTING RANGE, TOO.

YOU SURE THAT'S
THE BEST WAY TO HANDLE IT?

ADAM, YOU MADE IT VERY CLEAR
THAT YOU WERE DONE WITH ME.

BUT I'M NOT DONE WITH DYLAN,

AND IF WAYNE'S BACK,
THEN I'M GONNA PROTECT HER.

SO MAYBE I SHOULD PAY HIM
A LITTLE VISIT, SCARE HIM OFF.

IF YOU'D EVER MET WAYNE,
YOU'D KNOW BETTER.

WELL, THEN
LET'S GET DYLAN OUT OF TOWN.

I TRIED.
SHE SAID SHE'S NOT LEAVING.

WELL, I...

I PROMISED HER
A TRIP FOR GRADUATION,

JUST THE THREE OF US,
ANYWHERE SHE WANTED TO GO.

OKAY.

BUT WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN THE TRIP'S OVER?

WON'T WE JUST BE
AT SQUARE ONE AGAIN?

NOT IF WE DON'T COME BACK.

OH, SUSAN. HE'S ADORABLE.

(laughs) HE'S SO PRECIOUS.
SO IT'S BEEN TWO DAYS NOW.

DID YOU AND MIKE
FINALLY LAND ON A NAME?

MAYNARD.

MAYNARD?

WOW. INTERESTING.

IT HAS
A VERY DISTINCT RING.

OKAY, DROP THE ACT, LADIES.
I HATE IT, TOO.

MIKE INSISTED THAT WE NAME HIM
AFTER HIS DEAD GRANDFATHER.
HOW DID HE DIE?

WAS HE BEATEN TO DEATH
'CAUSE HIS NAME WAS MAYNARD?

I KNOW. IT'S TERRIBLE,
BUT I CAN'T CHANGE IT NOW.

MIKE WAS
SO EMOTIONAL ABOUT IT.
WELL, THEN APPEAL
TO HIS SENSE OF REASON,

BECAUSE THE NAME "MAYNARD"

DOESN'T GO
WITH THE NAME OF "DELFINO."

ONE IS GERMAN
AND THE OTHER IS ITALIAN,

AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN THOSE FOLKS GET TOGETHER.
WELL, I'M NOT SURE
THAT THE WORLD WAR II ARGUMENT

IS GONNA FLY.
COME ON.
YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.

I MEAN, THAT NAME
IS PRACTICALLY ABUSIVE.
YEAH, THINK ABOUT YOUR SON.

PEOPLE LIVE UP
TO THE NAMES THEY'RE GIVEN.

IF MY PARENTS
HADN'T NAMED ME "GABRIELLE,"

WHO KNOWS
IF I'D BE THIS PRETTY?
I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY DIDN'T
NAME YOU "EINSTEIN."

SO SARCASTIC, BUT WHAT WOULD
YOU EXPECT FROM A "LYNETTE"?
(scoffs)

WHAT? IF YOUR NAME
WAS "FRANCESCA,"

YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TIME
FOR SARCASM.

YOU'D BE TOO BUSY
HAVING SEX ON A VESPA.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
MY SON'S FUTURE IS AT STAKE.

I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.
MAYBE NOT. WE CALL GABRIELLE
"GABY." I MEAN, PERHAPS

THERE'S A SHORTENED VERSION OF
"MAYNARD" YOU COULD LIVE WITH.

YEAH. WHICH SAYS
"KICK MY ASS" LESS--

"MAY" OR "NERD"?

(police radio chatter)

(engine turns off)

WHAT'S GOING ON?

LYNETTE SCAVO,
I'M PLACING YOU UNDER ARREST.
WHAT? WHY? WH--FOR WHAT?

KAYLA SHOWED US
THE BURN MARK ON HER ARM.

BURN MARK? WHAT BURN MARK?
YOU SEE? SHE DOESN'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT THIS.

OKAY, SIR. THAT'S ENOUGH.
NOW PLEASE, IF WE COULD JUST
GO BACK AND TALK ABOUT THIS...

SIR, ENOUGH! MA'AM, YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO COME WITH US.
OH! TOM.

OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GONNA GO CALL THE ATTORNEY.
I--OKAY. LOOK, LOOK,
I-I WILL COME WITH YOU.

PLEASE, JUST DON'T HANDCUFF ME
IN FRONT OF MY CHILDREN.
WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE
THOUGHT OF THAT

BEFOREYOU HURT ONE OF THEM.
LYNETTE SCAVO, YOU HAVE

THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.
IF YOU GIVE UP THAT RIGHT,

ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN
AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU

IN A COURT OF LAW.
YOU HAVE

THE RIGHT TO HAVE AN ATTORNEY
PRESENT DURING QUESTIONING.

IF YOU DO NOT HAVE ONE,
WE WILL APPOINT ONE FOR YOU.

WELL, I'D--I'D BE DELIGHTED
TO SPEAK TO THEM, BREE.

PERHAPS I CAN TELL 'EM
THE STORY

ABOUT THE TIME I EVADED
THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER PATROL

BY HIDING
IN A PILE OF OXEN DUNG.

(chuckles)
THEY'LL LOVE THAT.

THIS IS GONNA BE
THE BEST SENIORS' BRUNCH EVER.

I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK.

BETWEEN YOU AND ME,
REVEREND SYKES TENDED

TO PANDER TO THE CONGREGATION'S
PROGRESSIVE ELEMENT.

I PREFER YOUR MORE MUSCULAR
BRAND OF CHRISTIANITY.

WELL, THANK YOU, BREE.
HMM.

I THOUGHT OF YOU ALSO.

I'M SO SORRY TO HEAR
ABOUT REX'S PASSING,

BUT I UNDERSTAND
THAT YOU REMARRIED.

I DID, BUT, UM, I'M AFRAID
IT HASN'T WORKED OUT.

IT'S BEEN ROUGH.

FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH,
I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.

WHEN CAROLYN LEFT ME,

THE LONELINESS
WAS CRIPPLING.

I DIDN'T KNOW SHE LEFT YOU.

YES, FOR OUR KOREAN GROCER.

I'LL TELL YOU,

SOMETIMES
THIS MERCIFUL GOD OF OURS

HAS ONE SICK SENSE OF HUMOR.

CARTMAN, TABLE FOR 4, 7:30.

SEE YOU THEN.
TABLE FOR ONE?
(Orson) YES.

(telephone rings)
SCAVO'S.

IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

OH, THIS IS A BIT AWKWARD,

BUT MY SOON-TO-BE EX
JUST WALKED IN.

HE'S BEEN FOLLOWING ME
EVERYWHERE.
FOR ACE, 8:30 P.M. ALL RIGHT.

WOULD YOU MIND TERRIBLY
IF I TOOK YOUR HAND?

MAYBE THAT WAY, HE'LL FINALLY
GET THE IDEA THAT I'VE MOVED ON.

MY HAND IS AT YOUR SERVICE.

(woman)
RIGHT THIS WAY, SIR.

WILL YOU BE NEEDING
A WINE LIST?

UH...

ACTUALLY, I...

THINK I'LL BE NEEDING
A NEW RESTAURANT.

AH, IT WORKED.

(door shuts)

THANK YOU FOR THAT.

IT WAS MY PLEASURE.

THE BAIL BONDSMAN SAID
HE HAS TO RUN A CREDIT CHECK,

THEN HE'LL WIRE THE MONEY.
SO AFTER YOU'VE BEEN PROCESSED,

YOU CAN LEAVE.

AND GO WHERE?

I CAN'T GET WITHIN500 FEET
OF MY CHILDREN.

ARE YOU NOT UP TO SPEED ON
THE PEOPLE vs. LYNETTE SCAVO?

WE'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.

MRS. SCAVO,
IT'S TIME TO GO.

NO,YOU'LLFIGURE
SOMETHING OUT.

I HAVE TO GO BACK
TO MY CELL.

HONEY, I AM SO SORRY ABOUT THIS.
LOOK IT, JUST HANG IN THERE.

IT'S ONLY GONNA BE
A COUPLE MORE HOURS AT THE MOST.

HOW CAN YOU TALK LIKE THAT?

WHAT ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN FOR YOU
TOGETWHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

IDO GET IT.

BUT KAYLA'S MY DAUGHTER,
SO I'M TRYING TO DEAL WITH THIS

IN A WAY
THAT PROTECTS OUR FAMILY.

NO,YOUARE TRYING
TO STAY ON THE FENCE

WHILE I FIGHT TO STOP KAYLA
FROM DESTROYING US.

BUT LOOK AROUND YOU, TOM.
LOOK WHERE I AM!

YOU HAVE GOT
TO DO SOMETHING NOW.

FIX THIS.

(door creaks)

(engine turns off)

(chuckles) WELL, THANK YOU
FOR A LOVELY EVENING, BREE.

OH.
YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY.
I DON'T THINK I'LL BE ABLE

TO LOOK AT YOU AS JUST
ANOTHER PARISHIONER ANYMORE.

NOW, NOW.
WE MUSTN'T PLAY FAVORITES,

ALTHOUGH I WILL TAKE THAT
AS A COMPLIMENT.

WELL, TAKE THIS
AS A COMPLIMENT AS WELL.

YOUR EYES GLIMMER

LIKE THE YALU RIVER
ON A MOONLIT NIGHT.

OH.

HOW, UM, COLORFULLY PUT.

(speaks Asian language)
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

I WANT YOU.

REVEREND GREEN!

WHEN YOU TOOK MY HAND
IN THAT RESTAURANT,

I COULD FEEL THE ELECTRICITY,
AND I KNOW YOU FELT IT, TOO.
NO, I TOLD YOU.

I WAS ONLY TRYING
TO SEND A MESSAGE TO MY EX.

OH, PLEASE. THERE'S ALWAYS BEEN
SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN US,

EVER SINCE PALM SUNDAY 1996,

WHEN WE BOTH REACHED
FOR THE SAME FROND.

NO!

BREE, IF I TOOK NO
FOR AN ANSWER,

KANGWON PROVINCE WOULD
STILL HAVE 242 UNSAVED SOULS.

OHH!

MM.
(grunts)

OH! AAH! OH.

WELL, NOW YOU'RE
SENDING OUT MIXED SIGNALS.

THEN LET ME SEND YOU
A CLEAR ONE.

I AM NOT ATTRACTED TO YOU.

OH. OH, NICE.
FIRST, YOU USE ME,

THEN YOU REJECT ME,
AND NOW YOU'RE INSULTING ME?

MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO NOW,
MRS. HODGE.

OH, REVEREND GREEN,
PLEASE DON'T BE UPSET.

(shouting in Asian language)

AAH!

(milk trickling to floor)

(sighs deeply) SHOOT!

ELLIE,
CAN YOU HELP ME FOR A SEC?

SURE. WHAT'S... OH.

I SPILLED MY MILKAGAIN.

DON'T WORRY.
I'LL CLEAN IT UP.

GOD, I'M SO SICK
OF KNOCKING CRAP OVER.

I DON'T KNOW HOW GABY PUTS UP
WITH ME. SHE'S A SAINT.

YEAH, WELL...

"WELL," WHAT?

(sighs)

(door opens and shuts,
wind chimes tinkling)

HEY, SWEETIE.

HEY, WHORE!

EXCUSE ME?

I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR AFFAIR
WITH THE HANDYMAN.

ELLIE TOLD ME EVERYTHING.

(scoffs) THAT LITTLE SNITCH.

I CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE DID THAT!

WELL,
THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW.

UH, HELLO?

ARE WE EVEN GONNA TALK
ABOUT THIS?

YEAH, THE SECOND
THAT BITCH GETS HOME,

I'M GONNA LET HER HAVE IT.

BOY, YOU TRUST SOMEONE,
AND THEY JUST BETRAY YOU.

IT SUCKS, YOU KNOW?

YEAH, I KNOW! GABY,
YOU CHEATED AND YOU GOT CAUGHT.

NOW WILL YOU PLEASE
HAND ME A PLATE

SO I CAN SMASH IT
AGAINST THE WALL?
OH, YOU MORON!
THERE WAS NO AFFAIR!

THAT WAS THE COP. ELLIE CAUGHT
US PUTTING THE BUG IN HER ROOM.

THAT WAS JUST AN EXCUSE
WE USED AS A COVER.

AND YOU EXPECT ME
TO BELIEVETHAT?

I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, CARLOS.
YOU'RE BLIND.

YOU DON'T HAVE
A CHOICE ANYMORE.

YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE
WHAT I TELL YOU.

JUST LIKE WHEN I HAND YOU
THE DEODORANT,

YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE
IT'S NOT OVEN CLEANER.

I KNOW IT'S NOT FAIR. I KNOW
IT GIVES ME ABSOLUTE POWER,

BUT TOUGH. YOU'RE SCREWED.
DEAL WITH IT!

ARE WE GOOD?

OKAY.

THANK YOU. NOW PLEASE,
I JUST LOST A FRIEND.

STOP BEING SO INSENSITIVE.

(murmuring)

(Orson sighs) PASTOR JOE.

I NOTICED THAT
THERE ARE NO PROGRAMS.
OH, YES.

REVEREND GREEN DECIDED TO CHANGE
TODAY'S SCRIPTURE READING.

IT'S GOING TO BE
COLOSSIANS3:5.

OH, HE WANTS TO TALK
ABOUT SEXUAL PROMISCUITY?

WELL,
IT WAS A LAST MINUTE THING.

HE CAME IN THIS MORNING
MUTTERING ABOUT

SOME "REDHEADED HARLOT"
IN OUR MIDST

WHO NEEDS TO BE UNMASKED.

I DON'T KNOW. I WAS JUST SO
RELIEVED HE WAS OFF THE KOREANS,

I DIDN'T ASK QUESTIONS.
EXCUSE ME A MINUTE.

(clears throat)

OH. HELLO.

SORRY.
I KNOW THIS IS A BAD TIME.

AREN'T YOU
BREE HODGE'S EX-HUSBAND?

NO, I'M HER CURRENT HUSBAND,

AND I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU
ABOUT TODAY'S SERMON.

(whispers) THEY'RE A LITTLE LATE
GETTING STARTED.

I KNOW, AND REVEREND GREEN

IS USUALLY SUCH A STICKLER
FOR PUNCTUALITY.

WELL,
I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE,

BUT I DON'T THINK MY SERMON
IS ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS.

LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY.

IF YOU SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT BREE,

YOU AND I ARE
GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM.

WELL,
I'M SORRY YOU FEEL THAT WAY,

BUT I THINK
IT'S MY DUTY AS PASTOR

TO WARN MY FLOCK
WHEN A TEMPTRESS SITS AMONG US.

NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME.

(grunts)

(microphone feedback whines)
(Reverend Green) WHAT
THE HELL'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

(Orson) I'M NOT GOING
TO LET YOU GO OUT THERE

AND TRASH
THAT GOOD WOMAN'S NAME.
"GOOD WOMAN"? SHE LED ME ON.

(lowered voice)
WHO ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT?

(Reverend Green)
SHE'S A FLAME-HAIRED JEZEBEL!

(Orson) YOU'RE INSANE! SHE IS
THE MOST MORAL PERSON I KNOW!

(whispers) I HAVE NO IDEA.
NOW IF YOU'LL PLEASE EXCUSE ME.
(Reverend Green) WOULD
A MORAL PERSON LEAD A MAN ON

AND THEN HUMILIATE HIM?
I DON'T CARE
WHAT SHE DID TO YOU.

I AM NOT GOING
TO LET YOU PUBLICLY DECLARE

THAT BREE HODGE IS A SLUT!
(gasps) OH, DEAR LORD.

(feedback whines, thud)

(sighs)

(gasps)

THEN AGAIN,

I SUPPOSE ICOULD
PREACH ABOUT TOLERANCE TODAY.

(whispers) ORSON.

(normal voice) ORSON.

HELLO, MAYNARD.

I LOVE YOU, MAYNARD.

MY SWEET LITTLE... MAY MAY.

MAMIE.

NERD.

(sighs)

HELLO. I NEED TO CHANGE THE NAME
ON MY BABY'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE.

OKAY, LAST NAME?
DELFINO, MAYNARD.

WHERE'S THE FATHER?
YOU BOTH NEED TO SIGN THIS.

OH. WORKING.
BUSY, BUSY, BUSY.

UH, BUT HE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU
THAT HE'S TOTALLY COOL WITH IT.

WELL,
I'M BUSY, BUSY, BUSY, TOO.

SO WHEN HE'S AVAILABLE,
YOU CAN COME ON BACK,

AND WE'LL MAKE THE CHANGE.

OH.

UH...

OKAY.

I'M JUST GONNA LEVEL
WITH YOU.

MY HUSBAND PICKED THE NAME,
AND I THINK IT'S HORRIBLE,

AND I KNOW OVER TIME,
HE'S GONNA AGREE.

I DON'T CARE.
RULES ARE RULES.

YOU GOTTA HELP ME OUT HERE.

I'M JUST TRYING
TO PROTECT MY CHILD.

I DON'T WANT HIM
TO GO THROUGH LIFE

SADDLED
WITH THE NAME "MAYNARD."
I DON'T SEE
WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS.

WELL, OF COURSE, YOU DON'T.
YOU'RE VANESSA.

YOU WENT THROUGH LIFE
WITH A BEAUTIFUL NAME.

THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE
SUCH A CRACKERJACK PERSONALITY.

I THINK WE'RE DONE HERE.

I HAVE A COUPLE ERRANDS TO RUN.
WILL YOU COVER FOR ME?

NO PROBLEM.
THANKS, GRISELDA.

GRISELDA...

THAT MUST HAVE BEEN A TOUGH NAME
TO TAKE OUT ON THE PLAYGROUND.

YEAH.

ACTUALLY, IT WAS.

(sighs)

WE SHOULD TALK.

(elevator bell dings)

HI. I'M, UH, HERE
TO CHECK ON ORSON HODGE.

AN AMBULANCE BROUGHT HIM IN
LESS THAN AN HOUR AGO.

ARE YOU FAMILY?

I'M HIS WIFE.

WELL, HE'S GOING TO BE FINE.

THERE'S NO CONCUSSION,

BUT THE DOCTORS DO WANNA KEEP
HIM HERE FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS.

SHOULD I TELL HIM
THAT YOU'RE HERE?

NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
LET HIM REST.

BUT PLEASE
TAKE EXCELLENT CARE OF HIM.

HE'S A GOOD MAN.

GABY, CAN I TALK TO YOU?

ABOUT HOW YOU SNITCHED ON ME
TO CARLOS?

NO, THANKS.
I'M ALL CAUGHT UP ON THAT.

I'M SORRY,
BUT I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE

WHAT CHEATING CAN DO
TO PEOPLE.

LET ME GUESS.
THIS STORY ENDS WITH YOU

THROWING YOUR BOYFRIEND'S
VARSITY JACKET IN THE LAKE?

WHEN I WAS 13,

MY DAD CAUGHT
MY MOM HAVING AN AFFAIR,

AND HE WALKED OUT ON US.

OH.

WE HAD NOTHING, OKAY?
MY MOM WENT CRAZY,

AND I ENDED UP
ON THE STREET.

TO SURVIVE,

I-I HAD TO DO A BUNCH OF STUFF
THAT I'M NOT PROUD OF.

(Gabrielle) Oh, Ellie,
I'm so sorry.

(tires screech)

I had no idea.

WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE?

THAT'S OUR GUY.

(voice breaking)
THE POINT IS,

THE ONE BAD DECISION
CAN MESS UP A LOT OF LIVES,

AND I JUST DON'T WANT THAT
TO HAPPEN TO YOU AND CARLOS

'CAUSE I LOVE YOU GUYS.

(cell phone rings)

(ring)

(ring)

(beep)

YES?

SUPPLIER'S COMING YOUR WAY.

WE'RE GONNA ARREST THEM BOTH,
SO GET OUT OF THERE NOW.

OKAY. BYE.

(beep)

ANYWAY, I DIDN'T MEAN
TO GET INTO A WHOLE THING.

I JUST WANTED
TO SAY I'M SORRY.

(whispers)
THE COPS ARE COMING. GO.

WHAT?!

(man) POLICE! DROP THE BAG!
DROP THE BAG!

HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD.
IT'S A STING.

GO OUT THE BACK NOW.

(handcuffs locking)

ADAM! MOM SAID
YOU WERE COMING TONIGHT.

OH, I WOULDN'T MISS IT
FOR THE WORLD...
OH.

SO YOU BETTER BE
ON YOUR "A" GAME.
OKAY.

AND WE'RE ALL GOING OUT
TO DINNER AFTERWARDS.

ADAM WANTS TO TELL YOU ABOUT
YOUR GRADUATION PRESENT.
WHAT? WHAT IS IT?

NO, NO, NO. YOU GOTTA WAIT,
BUT I'LL GIVE YOU A CLUE.

I HOPE
YOUR PASSPORT'S UP-TO-DATE.

(laughs)
(laughs)

YEAH, NO.
IT'S--IT'S OKAY, ANDREW.

YOU CAN, UH,
YOU CAN JUST--

YOU CAN FINISH IT
IN THE MORNING.

GREAT. SEE YA. BYE.

NEED SOME HELP WITH THAT?

I DIDN'T THINK
YOU LIKED PUZZLES.

HMM. I CAN GIVE IT A SHOT.

I NEED TO TALK TO YOU...

ABOUT LYNETTE.

I'M SORRY I HAD TO CALL
DR. DOLAN, DADDY,

BUT SHE SCARES ME.

YEAH.

YOU SAID THAT BEFORE,

BUT HERE'S THE THING.

THEY'RE GONNA
LET LYNETTE GO SOON,

AND WHEN THEY DO,
YOU GUYS AREN'T

GONNA BE ABLE TO LIVE
IN THE SAME HOUSE ANYMORE.

YOU--YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?

SO WHERE IS SHE GONNA LIVE?

LIKE, IN A HOTEL
OR SOMETHING?

SHE LIVES HERE, KAYLA,

WITH ME AND THE BOYS
AND PENNY.

THIS IS HER HOME.

BUT--

BUT DON'T WORRY. WE'RE GONNA
FIND YOU A NICE PLACE TO LIVE.

DADDY,
I DON'T WANNA GO ANYWHERE.

I WANNA STAY HERE WITH YOU.

I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE, KAYLA.
I NEED TO KEEP YOU SAFE.

BUT I MADE IT ALL UP.

I LIED ABOUT EVERYTHING.

I BURNED MYSELF.

AND WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT,
KAYLA?

I HATE HER.

AND IT'S SO MUCH BETTER
WHEN IT'S JUST US.

I SEE. AND YOU'LL EXPLAIN
ALL THIS TO THE POLICE

AND DR. DOLAN
AND EVERYBODY, RIGHT?

YES, I PROMISE.
AND THEN I CAN STAY, RIGHT?

NO, SWEETIE. NO.

WHAT YOU DID WAS HORRIBLE,

AND I CAN'T TRUST YOU
ANYMORE.

THEN I'M GONNA KEEP LYING
TO EVERYBODY.

YOU DON'T WANT THAT,
DO YOU?

DID YOU GET ALL THAT,
DR. DOLAN?

(playing classical music)

(piece ends)

(cheering)

(audience murmuring)

I'M GONNA GO STRETCH MY LEGS
AND CHECK MY SERVICE REAL QUICK.

OKAY, BUT INTERMISSION'S
ONLY TEN MINUTES.

YEAH.

(indistinct conversations)

EXCUSE ME.
COULD YOU GIVE ME A HAND?

WHAT'S UP?
NAIL IN MY TIRE.
I GOTTA CHANGE IT NOW

'CAUSE I NEED TO LEAVE
AFTER MY DAUGHTER'S SOLO.

I'M--I'M CATCHING A RED-EYE.
YEAH, SURE. I CAN HELP.

OH, THANKS.
I'M RIGHT OVER HERE.

WOW,
THIS THING'S REALLY FLAT.

USUALLY WITH A NAIL,
YOU GET A SLOW LEAK.

YEAH. I'M LUCKY
I EVEN MADE IT HERE.

WELL, I GOT THIS.

YOU GRAB THE SPARE.

MY DAUGHTER'S THE ONE
THAT PLAYS THE CELLO.

WHICH ONE IS YOUR DAUGHTER?

THAT'S THE OTHER THING
I NEED YOUR HELP WITH.

(clank)

(murmuring)

OH, HONEY,

CAN YOU GET ALL MY TOILETRIES
OUT OF THE BATHROOM?

WHAT ARE THOSE?

WELL, IT'S CUTE, AREN'T THEY?
IT'S A HOSPITAL TRADITION.

(lowers voice)
GET THEM OUT OF HERE NOW.

WHY?
(normal voice)
BECAUSE MY HUSBAND

IS TERRIFIED OF BALLOONS.

HE WAS ONCE MOLESTED
BY A CLOWN.

OH, MY GOSH.
(Mike) OH, I GOT IT.

(gasps)

WHAT'S GOING ON?

I'M SORRY, SIR.
WE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE CLOWN.

WHY DOES THAT SAY "CONNER"?
IS THAT WHAT IT SAID?

WE HAD "MAYNARD" ONES
PRINTED UP,

BUT MRS. DELFINO...
SHH!

WENT TO THE RECORDS OFFICE...

SUSAN... WHAT'S GOING ON?

WELL...

I HATE THE NAME "MAYNARD."

REALLY? I LIKE IT--
GET OUT.

OH.

I'M SORRY. I...

I JUST WANT OUR KID
TO HAVE A GREAT NAME.

I DON'T THINK "MAYNARD"
IS GREAT.

YOU WANNA KNOW WHATISGREAT?
(fusses)

MY GRANDFATHER...

STARTED THE FIRST INTEGRATED
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL IN TENNESSEE.

AND YOU KNOW
WHAT ELSE IS GREAT?

WHEN MY DAD WENT TO PRISON,

THE STATE WANTED
TO PUT ME IN THE SYSTEM.

MY GRANDFATHER
WOULDN'T LET 'EM.

HE TOOK IN MY MOM AND ME

AND SACRIFICED EVERYTHING

JUST TO MAKE SURE
WE HAD A GREAT LIFE.

WOW.

I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.

SUSAN, I DON'T WANT TO
JUST GIVE OUR SON A NAME.

I WANT TO GIVE HIM
SOMEONE TO LIVE UP TO.

MM.

MAYNARD.

LET'S HOPE HE'S WORTHY.

(chuckles)
WELL, THAT PART'S UP TO US.

WELL,
THAT'S ALL OF HER THINGS.

WELL, WE SHOULD PROBABLY
GET GOING, HMM?

WE FOUND A HOTEL WITH A POOL
FOR TONIGHT.

MAYBE YOU AND GRANDPA
CAN GO SWIMMING.

SHEILA, CAN I TALK TO HER
FOR A SEC?

(door opens)

HONEY,
I KNOW THIS IS HARD ON YOU.

(door shuts)
BUT I'M GONNA COME VISIT YOU
AT GRANDPA AND GRANDMA'S

ALL THE TIME.

SO IT'S NOT LIKE
IT'S GOOD-BYE FOREVER.

KAYLA...

I'M SORRY
HOW EVERYTHING TURNED OUT.

NO, YOU'RE NOT.

OKAY, THEN.

I LOVE YOU, BABY.

HAVE A SAFE TRIP.

(engine starts)

DADDY! I'M SORRY!

(crying)
DADDY, I'M SORRY! PLEASE!

DADDY! PLEASE!

WHAT'S IN A NAME?

DO THE LABELS
WE ATTACH TO PEOPLE

TELL US EVERYTHING
WE NEED TO KNOW?

IF WE SAY SHE'S JUST A CHILD,

DOES THIS MEAN
SHE'S TRULY INNOCENT?

DOES CALLING HER A DRUG DEALER
PROVE SHE'S PURELY EVIL?

WILL A MAN KNOWN AS "PREACHER"

ALWAYS PRACTICE
WHAT HE PREACHES?

CAN A MAN BRANDED A VILLAIN

POSSESS
THE QUALITIES OF A HERO?

THE TRUTH IS,

A NAME CAN NEVER REALLY
TELL YOU WHO SOMEONE IS...

WHO ARE YOU?

ANY MORE THAN IT CAN TELL YOU
WHAT THEY'RE CAPABLE OF.

I'M WAYNE DAVIS...

(clatter)

AND WE'RE ABOUT
TO HAVE SOME FUN.