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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,671 --> 00:00:02,133 PREVIOUSLY ON... 2 00:00:02,133 --> 00:00:04,035 BREE MOVED IN... 3 00:00:04,035 --> 00:00:07,007 YOU CAN STAY AS LONG AS YOU WANT. MIKE WENT TO REHAB... 4 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,779 I WILL FIX THIS. 5 00:00:08,779 --> 00:00:11,011 CARLOS FACED A PERMANENT ILLNESS... 6 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:14,145 SHE'S NOT GONNA LEAVE YOU BECAUSE YOU LOST YOUR SIGHT. YOU DON'T KNOW GABY. 7 00:00:14,145 --> 00:00:16,147 DYLAN HAD QUESTIONS ABOUT HER FATHER... 8 00:00:16,147 --> 00:00:18,189 THE ONLY THING YOU NEED TO KNOW 9 00:00:18,189 --> 00:00:21,392 ABOUT THAT MAN IS HE WAS A MONSTER. WHY WOULD YOU NOT TELL ME THAT? 10 00:00:21,392 --> 00:00:23,294 AND ADAM UNCOVERED A SECRET... 11 00:00:23,294 --> 00:00:26,157 YOU TOLD ME IT WAS ALL HIS FAULT. 12 00:00:26,157 --> 00:00:28,299 NOW I FIND OUT IT WAS YOURS. 13 00:00:28,299 --> 00:00:31,502 THAT ONE PERSON WISHED HE HADN'T. 14 00:00:36,767 --> 00:00:38,439 (Mary Alice) KATHERINE MAYFAIR 15 00:00:38,439 --> 00:00:43,043 WAS NOT THE KIND OF WOMAN WHO LIKED TO RELIVE THE PAST. 16 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:45,246 BUT WHEN HER HUSBAND ADAM LEFT HER, 17 00:00:45,246 --> 00:00:49,220 KATHERINE'S LIFE BEGAN TO UNRAVEL, 18 00:00:49,220 --> 00:00:51,152 AND THE MISTAKES OF HER YOUTH 19 00:00:51,152 --> 00:00:54,155 STARTED TO FLASH THROUGH HER MIND. 20 00:00:54,155 --> 00:00:57,658 SHE THOUGHT OF WAYNE DAVIS, THE FIRST MAN SHE MARRIED... 21 00:00:57,658 --> 00:01:01,462 AND THE FIRST TIME HE HAD HIT HER. 22 00:01:01,462 --> 00:01:05,266 SHE THOUGHT OF HOW SINCERELY HE APOLOGIZED... 23 00:01:05,266 --> 00:01:08,799 AND HOW MEANINGLESS HIS APOLOGIES WERE... 24 00:01:08,799 --> 00:01:10,801 AND HOW SHE FINALLY DECIDED... (grunts) 25 00:01:10,801 --> 00:01:12,673 (thud) TO HIT BACK. 26 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:15,075 THESE WERE THE THOUGHTS GOING THROUGH KATHERINE'S MIND.... 27 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,577 (knock on door) 28 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,749 WHEN HER FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS ARRIVED... 29 00:01:21,112 --> 00:01:23,083 BEARING GIFTS. 30 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:25,186 WELL, HELLO THERE. 31 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:26,487 WHAT'S ALL THIS? 32 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:28,189 WE BROUGHT YOU MUFFINS. 33 00:01:28,189 --> 00:01:29,460 AND JAM. 34 00:01:29,460 --> 00:01:31,792 OKAY, UH, WHAT'S THE OCCASION? 35 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:34,265 WELL, WE HEARD YOU WERE HAVING A ROUGH TIME. 36 00:01:34,265 --> 00:01:37,268 SO WE JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT WE'RE HERE FOR YOU. 37 00:01:37,268 --> 00:01:40,171 AH, SO WORD IS OUT THAT ADAM'S LEFT ME, 38 00:01:40,171 --> 00:01:43,204 AND YOU THOUGHT THATMUFFINS ANDJAM 39 00:01:43,204 --> 00:01:46,237 WOULD HELP ME PICK UP THE PIECES. 40 00:01:46,237 --> 00:01:48,579 THE JAM WAS BREE'S IDEA. 41 00:01:48,579 --> 00:01:51,582 SUSAN! I WANTED TO BRING FLOWERS, AND I WAS SHOT DOWN. 42 00:01:51,582 --> 00:01:54,585 THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING. KATHERINE, WE DIDN'T COME HERE TO UPSET YOU. 43 00:01:54,585 --> 00:01:57,788 NO, WE THOUGHT THAT YOU JUST MIGHT NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO. 44 00:01:57,788 --> 00:02:00,851 NO, YOU JUST THOUGHT YOU'D GET THE JUICY DETAILS. NO, WE CAME HERE. 45 00:02:00,851 --> 00:02:04,895 WE WANTED TO HELP YOU, TO FIX YOU LUNCH OR CLEAN YOUR HOUSE. 46 00:02:07,328 --> 00:02:10,331 OR OFFER UP OUR OWN HOUSES FOR YOU TO CLEAN, 47 00:02:10,331 --> 00:02:12,203 IF THAT'S YOUR THING. 48 00:02:12,203 --> 00:02:13,504 I'M FINE, TRULY, 49 00:02:13,504 --> 00:02:15,506 AND IDOAPPRECIATE YOUR CONCERN, 50 00:02:15,506 --> 00:02:18,239 BUT... YOU KNOW... 51 00:02:18,239 --> 00:02:19,139 (sighs) 52 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,172 OKAY. 53 00:02:21,172 --> 00:02:23,514 I TOLD THEM YOU WEREN'T INTO JAM. 54 00:02:23,514 --> 00:02:25,176 SUSAN! 55 00:02:26,477 --> 00:02:29,250 LOOK, I DON'T MEAN TO PRY, 56 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:31,522 BUT GIVEN WHAT I KNOW ABOUT YOU AND ADAM, 57 00:02:31,522 --> 00:02:34,525 I'M SURPRISEDHEWAS THE ONE TO DO THE LEAVING. 58 00:02:34,525 --> 00:02:36,657 WELL, BREE, THE TRUTH IS... 59 00:02:38,459 --> 00:02:41,161 I REALLY DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 60 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,694 I UNDERSTAND, BUT WHATEVER YOU DO, 61 00:02:43,694 --> 00:02:46,337 DON'T KEEP YOUR FEELINGS BOTTLED UP. 62 00:02:46,337 --> 00:02:48,339 YOU'VE GOT TO LET 'EM OUT. 63 00:02:49,740 --> 00:02:51,572 I'LL DO THAT. 64 00:03:12,863 --> 00:03:14,825 YES, KATHERINE MAYFAIR 65 00:03:14,825 --> 00:03:18,569 WAS NOT A WOMAN WHO LIKED TO RELIVE THE PAST. 66 00:03:18,569 --> 00:03:23,234 BUT LATELY, HER LIFE HAD BEGUN TO UNRAVEL. 67 00:03:23,234 --> 00:03:25,236 AND SHE COULDN'T HELP THINKING 68 00:03:25,236 --> 00:03:27,238 OF ALL THE MISTAKES SHE HAD MADE... 69 00:03:27,238 --> 00:03:28,679 (crying) 70 00:03:28,679 --> 00:03:31,442 AND ESPECIALLY... 71 00:03:31,442 --> 00:03:45,696 THE ONES SHE HAD BURIED. 72 00:03:45,696 --> 00:03:48,629 IT HAPPENED ONCE A WEEK ON WISTERIA LANE 73 00:03:48,629 --> 00:03:50,561 LIKE CLOCKWORK. 74 00:03:50,561 --> 00:03:53,264 THE FAITHFUL WOULD EMERGE FROM THEIR HOMES 75 00:03:53,264 --> 00:03:55,366 IN THEIR SUNDAY BEST... 76 00:03:55,366 --> 00:03:59,270 WITH THEIR FAMILY BIBLES... 77 00:03:59,270 --> 00:04:03,314 AND THEIR ROSARY BEADS... 78 00:04:03,314 --> 00:04:05,316 AND THEY WOULD HEAD OFF 79 00:04:05,316 --> 00:04:07,318 TO THEIR VARIOUS HOUSES OF WORSHIP, 80 00:04:07,318 --> 00:04:09,680 PASSING BY A CERTAIN NONBELIEVER 81 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:13,284 WHO HAD NEVER TAKEN AN INTEREST IN THEIR RITUAL. 82 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:18,889 BUT ONTHISDAY, 83 00:04:18,889 --> 00:04:23,334 LYNETTE SCAVO, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HER LIFE, 84 00:04:23,334 --> 00:04:25,336 WAS STRUCK BY SOMETHING... 85 00:04:25,336 --> 00:04:26,837 GET THE BALL. 86 00:04:26,837 --> 00:04:28,839 SOMETHING SHE WOULD LATER THINK OF 87 00:04:28,839 --> 00:04:30,871 AS DIVINE INSPIRATION. 88 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:33,404 (man calling play-by-play on TV) 89 00:04:33,404 --> 00:04:35,406 WE SHOULD GO TO CHURCH. 90 00:04:35,406 --> 00:04:37,878 WHAT? WHY? WHAT DIDWEDO? 91 00:04:37,878 --> 00:04:40,811 AH, IT'S JUST... 92 00:04:40,811 --> 00:04:42,313 (turns TV off) 93 00:04:42,313 --> 00:04:44,315 WE'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT LATELY, 94 00:04:44,315 --> 00:04:46,817 AND WE HAVE A LOT TO BE THANKFUL FOR. 95 00:04:46,817 --> 00:04:50,791 DON'T YOU THINK WE OWE THE BIG GUY A LITTLE FACE TIME? 96 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:52,793 FINE, FINE. WE'LL GO TO CHURCH... 97 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:55,426 NEXT WEEK. (turns TV on) 98 00:04:55,426 --> 00:04:57,568 TOM... (turns TV off) 99 00:04:57,568 --> 00:05:00,631 I'M SERIOUS. WHAT'S THE RUSH? GOD WILL STILL BE THERE NEXT SUNDAY. 100 00:05:00,631 --> 00:05:02,633 THE PISTONS, ON THE OTHER HAND... 101 00:05:02,633 --> 00:05:05,576 THEY LOSE TODAY, THEY'RE GONE FOR GOOD. SO I'M CLEAR, 102 00:05:05,576 --> 00:05:08,308 YOU CAN'T BE BOTHERED WITH SAVING YOUR ETERNAL SOUL 103 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,310 BECAUSE THE PISTONS HAVE NO DEFENSE? 104 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,312 (sighs) OKAY, LOOK. 105 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:15,446 YOU DIDN'T GROW UP GOING TO CHURCH. I DID. 106 00:05:15,446 --> 00:05:18,389 MY PARENTS DRAGGED ME TO ST. ANTHONY'S EVERY SUNDAY. 107 00:05:18,389 --> 00:05:19,950 I'VE DONE MY TIME. 108 00:05:19,950 --> 00:05:21,452 WELL, I HAVEN'T. 109 00:05:21,452 --> 00:05:24,495 I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS I WOULD LIKE ANSWERED. 110 00:05:24,495 --> 00:05:27,027 AND I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GOD OR JESUS, 111 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:30,861 AND OUR KIDS DON'T EITHER. WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO CHURCH TO LEARNTHATSTUFF. 112 00:05:30,861 --> 00:05:32,903 YEAH, I KNOW ABOUT JESUS. 113 00:05:32,903 --> 00:05:36,336 SEE? 114 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:39,069 HE'S THE GUY WHO HELPS OUT SANTA CLAUS. 115 00:05:41,472 --> 00:05:46,477 GET DRESSED, KIDS. WE'RE GOING TO CHURCH. 116 00:05:52,022 --> 00:05:54,525 MM-HMM. RIGHT. (hammering in distance) 117 00:05:54,525 --> 00:05:57,057 ORSON, I DON'T WANT TO BE LATE. 118 00:05:57,057 --> 00:06:01,532 SERVICES DON'T START TILL 10:30. YES, BUT I'M SURE EDNA FLETCHER HAS BEEN THERE SINCE 9:00, 119 00:06:01,532 --> 00:06:02,933 KISSING UP TO REVEREND SYKES. 120 00:06:02,933 --> 00:06:05,936 IS THIS ABOUT THE LADIES' AUXILIARY AGAIN? DAMN RIGHT. 121 00:06:05,936 --> 00:06:08,939 BREE, PLEASE, SUCH LANGUAGE ON A SUNDAY. I AM SORRY, BUT I HAVE TO MAKE SURE 122 00:06:08,939 --> 00:06:12,072 THAT HE DOESN'T LET HER CHAIR THAT COMMITTEE. WELL, HOW COULD HE? YOU PLAN EVERY PANCAKE BREAKFAST. 123 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:14,445 YOU ORGANIZE EVERY BAKE SALE. YOU'D BE A SAINT 124 00:06:14,445 --> 00:06:16,447 IF OUR CHURCH BELIEVED IN THAT SORT OF HOGWASH. 125 00:06:16,447 --> 00:06:18,449 EXACTLY, AND ALL THE WHILE, WHERE WAS EDNA? 126 00:06:18,449 --> 00:06:20,751 LOUNGING AROUND IN ZIMBABWE IN THE PEACE CORPS. 127 00:06:20,751 --> 00:06:23,814 SHE WON'T LET ANY OF US FORGET IT. WELL, I WOULDN'T WORRY. 128 00:06:23,814 --> 00:06:26,457 EDNA'S "CURING THE VILLAGE OF DYSENTERY" STORY 129 00:06:26,457 --> 00:06:28,589 HAS LONG SINCE LOST ITS NOVELTY. 130 00:06:28,589 --> 00:06:31,422 OH, LYNETTE. HI. YOU LOOK PRETTY. 131 00:06:31,422 --> 00:06:33,424 WHAT ARE YOU ALL DRESSED UP FOR? 132 00:06:33,424 --> 00:06:36,927 WELL, I DECIDED I SHOULD GO TO CHURCH TODAY. 133 00:06:36,927 --> 00:06:38,929 YEAH, TOM SAID THE SAME THING. 134 00:06:38,929 --> 00:06:41,432 ANYWAY, SINCE YOU'RE THE MOST RELIGIOUS PERSON I KNOW, 135 00:06:41,432 --> 00:06:44,775 I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WOULD TAKE US TO YOUR CHURCH. I WOULD LOVE THAT. 136 00:06:44,775 --> 00:06:47,778 WE'RE--WE'RE LEAVING RIGHT NOW. YOU CAN FOLLOW US. 137 00:06:47,778 --> 00:06:51,411 GREAT! JUST GIVE ME A SECOND TO SELL TOM ON THE IDEA. 138 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:54,414 YOU KNOW, HE WAS RAISED CATHOLIC. OH, DON'T GO CATHOLIC. 139 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:56,717 ALL THAT STANDING AND KNEELING AND GENUFLECTING-- 140 00:06:56,717 --> 00:06:58,719 I GO FOR WORSHIP, NOT A WORKOUT. 141 00:06:58,719 --> 00:07:01,722 MM. NOT TO MENTION THE INCENSE, WHICH SMELLS GOOD AT FIRST 142 00:07:01,722 --> 00:07:04,124 UNTIL YOU FEEL YOUR BREAKFAST COMING BACK UP. 143 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:06,126 OKAY. (chuckles nervously) 144 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:08,128 WELL, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 145 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:11,431 OH, THIS IS SO EXCITING. I'M GOING TO CHURCH. 146 00:07:13,664 --> 00:07:15,766 BY THE WAY, WHATAMI NOW? 147 00:07:15,766 --> 00:07:17,608 PRESBYTERIAN. 148 00:07:17,608 --> 00:07:19,740 RIGHT. 149 00:07:22,613 --> 00:07:25,576 THANK YOU. THANK YOU FOR COMING. 150 00:07:28,619 --> 00:07:31,051 OH, SHOOT. 151 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:32,623 DID I MISS MASS? 152 00:07:32,623 --> 00:07:34,925 WAS IT AT 9:00? 153 00:07:34,925 --> 00:07:37,457 YES, GABRIELLE. 9:00 MASS IS STILL AT 9:00. 154 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,660 OH, THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW. 155 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:42,232 UH, FATHER, CAN I TALK TO YOU? 156 00:07:42,232 --> 00:07:45,596 OF COURSE. I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN EXPECTING YOU TO COME BY. 157 00:07:45,596 --> 00:07:46,967 WHY? 158 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:49,469 WELL, I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT NEED SOME COMFORTING 159 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,141 AFTER YOUR HUSBAND'S DEATH. 160 00:07:51,141 --> 00:07:53,103 OH, THAT. 161 00:07:53,103 --> 00:07:55,105 YEAH, I WAS A LITTLE BLUE, 162 00:07:55,105 --> 00:07:57,608 BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS, I'VE BOUNCED BACK. 163 00:07:57,608 --> 00:07:59,650 REALLY? 164 00:07:59,650 --> 00:08:02,653 OKAY, THIS MAY COME AS A LITTLE SHOCK TO YOU... 165 00:08:02,653 --> 00:08:06,256 (singsong voice) BUT GUESS WHO'S GETTING MARRIED AGAIN? 166 00:08:06,256 --> 00:08:07,758 (normal voice) AND I WAS THINKING, 167 00:08:07,758 --> 00:08:10,561 MAYBE YOU COULD PERFORM THE CEREMONY. 168 00:08:12,162 --> 00:08:15,265 IS TUESDAY GOOD FOR YOU? 169 00:08:15,265 --> 00:08:16,597 UH... 170 00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:19,570 VICTOR'S ONLY BEEN DEAD TWO WEEKS. 171 00:08:19,570 --> 00:08:22,573 YEAH, I KNOW, BUT I'M NO GOOD SINGLE. 172 00:08:22,573 --> 00:08:24,905 HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT. 173 00:08:24,905 --> 00:08:27,678 WELL, WHO IS THIS MAN? DID YOU JUST MEET HIM? 174 00:08:27,678 --> 00:08:29,880 NO. NO, NO, NO, NO. IT'S CARLOS. 175 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:32,282 CARLOS? I-I DIDN'T KNOW YOU TWO WERE EVEN SPEAKING. 176 00:08:32,282 --> 00:08:35,285 OH, YEAH. WE BUMPED INTO EACH OTHER A FEW MONTHS AGO, 177 00:08:35,285 --> 00:08:37,748 AND WE JUST FELL IN LOVE ALL OVER AGAIN. 178 00:08:37,748 --> 00:08:39,750 UH, A FEW MONTHS AGO? 179 00:08:39,750 --> 00:08:41,922 BUT YOU WERE MARRIED SIX MONTHS AGO. 180 00:08:41,922 --> 00:08:45,956 BOY, YOU ARE JUST DETERMINED TO MAKE THIS AWKWARD, AREN'T YA? 181 00:08:45,956 --> 00:08:47,958 OH, GABRIELLE. 182 00:08:47,958 --> 00:08:50,561 OKAY, LOOK, IN THE EYES OF THE CHURCH, 183 00:08:50,561 --> 00:08:51,932 CARLOS AND I WERE NEVER DIVORCED. 184 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:54,635 TECHNICALLY, THE AFFAIR WAS WITH VICTOR, 185 00:08:54,635 --> 00:08:55,906 AND GOD SMOTE HIM. 186 00:08:55,906 --> 00:08:57,638 SO WE'RE GOOD. 187 00:08:58,739 --> 00:09:02,272 (scoffs) ALL RIGHT, YES, I'VE BEEN A BAD CATHOLIC. 188 00:09:02,272 --> 00:09:05,275 ENOUGH WITH THE GUILT THING. ARE YOU GONNA MARRY US OR NOT? 189 00:09:05,275 --> 00:09:08,148 (sighs) FINE, AS LONG AS YOU PROMISE 190 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:11,181 TO STAY MARRIED TO CARLOS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 191 00:09:11,181 --> 00:09:13,684 ABSOLUTELY. 192 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:17,557 OH, BUT IF I DON'T, I PROMISE YOU, 193 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,059 I WILL CHANGE RELIGIONS. 194 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,161 THANK YOU. 195 00:09:31,141 --> 00:09:34,144 SORRY. NO, THIS IS GOOD. 196 00:09:34,144 --> 00:09:36,607 ACCOUNTANTS ALWAYS APPRECIATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TAKE THE TIME 197 00:09:36,607 --> 00:09:38,709 TO DEVELOP A SOPHISTICATED FILING SYSTEM. 198 00:09:38,709 --> 00:09:41,581 ARE YOU ALWAYS THIS SARCASTIC WITH YOUR CLIENTS? 199 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,914 NOPE, JUST MY FAVORITE COUSIN. 200 00:09:43,914 --> 00:09:45,916 I SO APPRECIATE YOU HELPING US OUT. 201 00:09:45,916 --> 00:09:48,619 MIKE WOULD BE DOING OUR TAXES, BUT HE'S OFF... 202 00:09:48,619 --> 00:09:49,960 GETTING BETTER. (sighs) 203 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:53,193 MOM TOLD ME. BESIDES, I'M HAPPY TO HAVE THE WORK. 204 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:56,727 YEAH, I WAS SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR JOB. 205 00:09:56,727 --> 00:09:58,729 YOU KNOW, EVER SINCE N.A.F.T.A., 206 00:09:58,729 --> 00:10:01,902 CORPORATE OUTSOURCING HAS BEEN THE BANE OF THE AMERICAN WORKER. 207 00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:03,233 (sighs) 208 00:10:03,233 --> 00:10:06,276 IS THAT RIGHT? I HEARD SOMEBODY SAY THAT ON N.P.R., 209 00:10:06,276 --> 00:10:08,779 AND I JUST KEEP REPEATING IT TO PEOPLE. 210 00:10:08,779 --> 00:10:11,782 ACTUALLY, I WISH I COULD BLAME LOSING MY JOB ON N.A.F.T.A., 211 00:10:11,782 --> 00:10:15,115 BUT IT REALLY HAS MORE TO DO WITH CHLOE. 212 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,747 MY BOSS' DAUGHTER. 213 00:10:16,747 --> 00:10:18,218 OH, TIM. 214 00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:21,892 I DON'T KNOW WHY HE GOT SO MAD. I MEAN, SHEWAS18. 215 00:10:21,892 --> 00:10:24,695 OKAY, SO BACK TO THESE RECEIPTS. 216 00:10:24,695 --> 00:10:27,197 WHAT IS IT ABOUT A GIRL IN A CHEERLEADER OUTFIT? 217 00:10:27,197 --> 00:10:29,730 DONE CATCHING UP. ALL ABOUT ACCOUNTING NOW. 218 00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:33,904 COME ON, SUSAN. YOU'RE ACTING LIKE I'M SOME SORT OF CREEP. NO, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT. 219 00:10:33,904 --> 00:10:37,237 I MEAN, 18's LEGAL. 220 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:40,741 I CHECKED WITH A LAWYER BEFORE I DID ANYTHING. 221 00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:42,773 THESE RECEIPTS ARE SELF-EXPLANATORY. 222 00:10:42,773 --> 00:10:46,176 I'D EVEN KNOW WHY I'M HERE. (chuckles) 223 00:10:48,779 --> 00:10:51,051 (Reverend Sykes) THIS IS THE NOURISHMENT 224 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:53,423 EACH SOUL REQUIRES TO GO FROM ACORN TO OAK. 225 00:10:53,423 --> 00:10:55,886 AND THIS IS WHAT SHOULD BRING US PEACE IN OUR HEARTS-- 226 00:10:55,886 --> 00:10:58,889 THE BLESSED KNOWLEDGE THAT GOD'S LOVE FOR US 227 00:10:58,889 --> 00:11:01,692 IS AS SURE AS THE SUNLIGHT 228 00:11:01,692 --> 00:11:03,694 AND THAT IT IS ALWAYS SHINING. 229 00:11:03,694 --> 00:11:05,696 WE ONLY NEED SEE IT. 230 00:11:05,696 --> 00:11:07,667 AMEN? (congregation) AMEN. 231 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,800 (Reverend Sykes) NOW IF YOU'LL TAKE OUT YOUR HYMNALS 232 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:13,704 AND TURN TO PAGE 335. 233 00:11:13,704 --> 00:11:18,178 (whispering) WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I'VE GOT A QUESTION ABOUT HIS SERMON. 234 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,781 WHAT? NO. PUT YOUR HAND DOWN. 235 00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:23,784 IT'LL JUST TAKE A SEC. LYNETTE, PLEASE, WE DON'T DO THAT HERE. 236 00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:26,686 UH, YES, CAN I HELP YOU? 237 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,189 HI. (clears throat) I'M LYNETTE SCAVO. 238 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:33,794 I'M A FRIEND OF BREE HODGE. AND YOUR SERMON WAS LOVELY, 239 00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:37,027 ESPECIALLY THE PART ABOUT THE TREES. 240 00:11:37,027 --> 00:11:39,800 THANK YOU. BUT HERE'S WHERE YOU LOST ME-- 241 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:43,433 "GOD'S LOVE IS AS SURE AS THE SUNLIGHT." 242 00:11:43,433 --> 00:11:44,935 YES, ABSOLUTELY. 243 00:11:44,935 --> 00:11:47,107 THERE. YOU HAVE YOUR ANSWER. NOW SIT. 244 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:51,281 THE REASON I ASK IS, THERE ARE WARS ALL OVER THE WORLD, 245 00:11:51,281 --> 00:11:53,283 AND IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY MONTH, 246 00:11:53,283 --> 00:11:56,086 SOME DUMB-ASS WALKS INTO A SCHOOL 247 00:11:56,086 --> 00:11:58,248 AND STARTS SHOOTING CHILDREN. 248 00:11:58,248 --> 00:12:00,320 SO I'M THINKING, GOD'S LOVE? 249 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,752 NOT SO SURE. 250 00:12:01,752 --> 00:12:05,425 DID SHE JUST SAY "DUMB-ASS"? 251 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:07,327 AH, THE ETERNAL QUESTION-- 252 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:10,330 "WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE?" 253 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:14,464 WHAT YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER IS, GOD GAVE US FREE WILL. 254 00:12:14,464 --> 00:12:19,169 MUCH OF THE EVIL IN THE WORLD IS BROUGHT ON BY MAN HIMSELF. 255 00:12:19,169 --> 00:12:21,872 (gasps) OH, LORD. 256 00:12:21,872 --> 00:12:23,173 YES, LYNETTE? 257 00:12:23,173 --> 00:12:25,846 OKAY, I GIVE YOU THAT ONE. 258 00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:27,818 BUT WHAT ABOUT THE TORNADO THAT JUST HAPPENED? 259 00:12:27,818 --> 00:12:30,280 YOU CAN'T BLAMEMAN FOR THAT. 260 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:34,925 (under breath) GET THE KEYS READY. WE'LL SLIP OUT THE BACK. YOU BRING UP A BIG THEOLOGICAL ISSUE, 261 00:12:34,925 --> 00:12:37,357 ONE THAT DESERVES A LOT MORE TIME TO EXPLORE. 262 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:39,960 WHY DON'T YOU COME TO OUR TUESDAY NIGHT BIBLE STUDY? 263 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,962 WE CAN DISCUSS IT THEN. 264 00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:45,295 WELL, SURE. I'M EASY. THANKS. 265 00:12:52,202 --> 00:12:54,875 KATHERINE, DYLAN, HI. WHAT'S UP? 266 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,877 JULIE AND I HAVE A STUDY DATE, 267 00:12:56,877 --> 00:13:00,310 AND MY MOM WANTS TO APOLOGIZE FOR BEING RUDE... 268 00:13:00,310 --> 00:13:02,782 AGAIN. 269 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,985 IS THIS ABOUT THE OTHER DAY? 270 00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:06,987 YES. YOU WERE JUST TRYING TO HELP, 271 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:09,820 AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE REACTED THE WAY I DID. 272 00:13:09,820 --> 00:13:12,122 OH, PLEASE. AFTER WHAT YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH, 273 00:13:12,122 --> 00:13:14,895 NO ONE IS JUDGING. COME ON IN. 274 00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,897 I'LL PUT ON SOME COFFEE. 275 00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:20,931 OH, UM, THIS IS MY COUSIN TIM. TIM, THIS IS THE NEIGHBORS. 276 00:13:20,931 --> 00:13:22,302 MRS. DAVIS? 277 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,935 DAVIS? NOBODY'S CALLED ME THAT IN YEARS. 278 00:13:24,935 --> 00:13:27,978 (chuckles) DO WE KNOW EACH OTHER? 279 00:13:27,978 --> 00:13:30,380 OH, OF COURSE YOU DO. THAT'S RIGHT! 280 00:13:30,380 --> 00:13:32,312 THIS IS MY COUSIN TIMMY. 281 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,284 (laughs) HE STAYED WITH US 282 00:13:34,284 --> 00:13:36,516 THAT SUMMER THAT HE WENT TO BAND CAMP. 283 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:39,319 OH! YES. 284 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,991 I REMEMBER. 285 00:13:40,991 --> 00:13:43,894 GOSH, YOU'RE ALL GROWN UP. IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 286 00:13:43,894 --> 00:13:47,097 YOU, TOO. HOLD IT. IS THIS LITTLE DYLAN? 287 00:13:47,097 --> 00:13:48,598 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 288 00:13:48,598 --> 00:13:52,202 WOW! THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU, YOU WERE PULLING A WAGON. 289 00:13:52,202 --> 00:13:53,964 OH. (chuckles) 290 00:13:53,964 --> 00:13:57,968 HOW OLD ARE YOU NOW? I TURN 18 NEXT WEEK. 291 00:13:57,968 --> 00:13:59,839 (Tim) REALLY? 292 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,271 18? 293 00:14:04,915 --> 00:14:07,447 JULIE, DYLAN'S HERE! STUDY TIME! 294 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,849 I'M... SORRY. 295 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,852 THAT WAS PROBABLY A LITTLE LOUDER THAN IT NEEDED TO BE. 296 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,154 (chuckles nervously) 297 00:14:16,026 --> 00:14:19,859 (woman speaking indistinctly over P.A.) 298 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,132 EDIE, IS THAT YOU? 299 00:14:22,132 --> 00:14:24,935 OH, MY GOD. YOU KNEW IT WAS ME 300 00:14:24,935 --> 00:14:27,437 JUST FROM THE SOUND OF MY FOOTSTEPS? 301 00:14:27,437 --> 00:14:28,939 NO, FROM YOUR PERFUME. 302 00:14:28,939 --> 00:14:31,641 I SMELLED IT THE MOMENT YOU HIT THE PARKING LOT. 303 00:14:31,641 --> 00:14:34,905 LOOK, THERE'S NO REASON TO BE PISSY. 304 00:14:34,905 --> 00:14:36,947 I'M HERE TO DO SOMETHING NICE. 305 00:14:36,947 --> 00:14:38,648 REALLY? 306 00:14:38,648 --> 00:14:42,182 I FEEL BAD ABOUT THE WHOLE LOSING-ALL-OF-YOUR-MONEY THING. 307 00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:45,555 EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW TORNADO-- CLEARLY NOT MY FAULT. 308 00:14:45,555 --> 00:14:47,217 UM... 309 00:14:47,217 --> 00:14:51,021 ANYWAY, I-I THOUGHT MAYBETHIS... 310 00:14:51,021 --> 00:14:53,163 WOULD HELP. 311 00:14:57,067 --> 00:14:59,369 IT'S THE DIAMOND BRACELET YOU GAVE ME. 312 00:14:59,369 --> 00:15:02,002 IT MUST BE WORTH THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS. 313 00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:05,005 DO YOU THINK YOU STILL HAVE THE RECEIPT FOR IT? 314 00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:08,038 UH... I THINK I THREW IT OUT. 315 00:15:08,038 --> 00:15:10,340 OH. WELL, YOU SAID IT WAS FROM CARTIER, RIGHT? 316 00:15:10,340 --> 00:15:13,543 I'M SURE THEY HAVE SOME SORT OF RECORD. 317 00:15:15,385 --> 00:15:17,187 CARLOS? 318 00:15:17,187 --> 00:15:19,919 ACTUALLY, THEBOXWAS FROM CARTIER. 319 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,521 THE BRACELET'S FROM... 320 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,253 A SWAP MEET. 321 00:15:26,056 --> 00:15:27,197 HOLD IT. 322 00:15:27,197 --> 00:15:29,029 ARE YOU SAYING 323 00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:32,332 THAT THOSE DIAMONDS ARE CUBIC ZIRCONIAS? 324 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,704 IF WE'RE LUCKY. 325 00:15:34,704 --> 00:15:39,069 YOU SON OF A BITCH. I GAVE YOU MYHEART, 326 00:15:39,069 --> 00:15:42,212 AND ALL YOU COULD GIVE ME WAS FAKE JEWELRY? 327 00:15:42,212 --> 00:15:45,715 EDIE... (sighs) I'M SORRY. I NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D FIND OUT. 328 00:15:47,677 --> 00:15:50,380 I JUST SPAT ON ONE OF YOUR JELL-O CUBES. 329 00:15:50,380 --> 00:15:51,982 HAPPY HUNTING. 330 00:15:56,086 --> 00:15:58,058 (sighs) 331 00:15:59,089 --> 00:16:02,162 HEY, YOU. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT'S GONNA BE 332 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:04,164 UNTIL CARLOS GETS HIS SIGHT BACK? 333 00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:07,167 BECAUSE I HAVE A 2-WORD SENTENCE I'D LIKE TO SAY TO HIM, 334 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:10,140 AND THERE'S A HAND GESTURE THAT GOES ALONG WITH IT. 335 00:16:10,140 --> 00:16:12,442 I DON'T KNOW. MR. SOLIS' CONDITION IS VERY SERIOUS. 336 00:16:12,442 --> 00:16:14,104 SERIOUS? WHAT'S WRONG? 337 00:16:14,104 --> 00:16:15,545 WELL... 338 00:16:15,545 --> 00:16:18,548 YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD REALLY TALK TO THE DOCTOR ABOUT THIS. 339 00:16:18,548 --> 00:16:20,610 I DON'T EVEN THINK HIS GIRLFRIEND KNOWS. 340 00:16:22,512 --> 00:16:24,184 YOU MEAN GABY? 341 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:28,088 I'M SORRY. I SAID TOO MUCH ALREADY. 342 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:33,493 OH, PLEASE DON'T TELL ME THAT'S YOUR LUNCH. 343 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:37,027 YEAH. I'M SORT OF ON A BUDGET. 344 00:16:37,027 --> 00:16:39,529 NO, NO, NO. IF YOU'RE GONNA GIVE QUALITY CARE, 345 00:16:39,529 --> 00:16:41,571 YOU'RE GONNA NEED SOME QUALITY FOOD. 346 00:16:41,571 --> 00:16:44,304 NOW I KNOW OF THIS GREAT, LITTLE FRENCH BISTRO. 347 00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:47,737 IT'S THE PERFECT PLACE FOR LUNCH... 348 00:16:47,737 --> 00:16:50,410 AND CONVERSATION. 349 00:16:51,581 --> 00:16:53,583 "YOUR FATHER WAS MURDERED." 350 00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:55,715 WOW. 351 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:58,348 I KNOW. 352 00:16:58,348 --> 00:17:01,391 ARE YOU SURE YOUR AUNT KNEW WHAT SHE WAS WRITING? 353 00:17:01,391 --> 00:17:06,025 SHEWASPRETTY SICK. NO, SHE HAD IT TOGETHER, EVEN ON THAT LAST DAY. 354 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:09,028 I REMEMBER AUNT LILY REALLY WANTED TO TELL ME SOMETHING, 355 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:12,162 AND THEN MY MOM JUST CAME IN AND STOPPED HER. 356 00:17:12,162 --> 00:17:14,234 DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU FOUND THIS? 357 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:16,736 NO, AND I'M NOT GONNA TELL HER EITHER. 358 00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:19,309 WHY GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE TO LIE TO ME? 359 00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:23,143 THAT'S WHY I'M GOING TO ADAM. 360 00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:26,116 I CAN TRUST HIM TO TELL ME THE TRUTH. 361 00:17:26,116 --> 00:17:28,078 I JUST DON'T GET IT. 362 00:17:28,078 --> 00:17:31,581 I MEAN, WHY WOULD YOUR MOM LIE ABOUT YOUR DAD BEING MURDERED? 363 00:17:31,581 --> 00:17:33,523 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 364 00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:37,727 JULIE... 365 00:17:37,727 --> 00:17:40,130 SHE'S THE ONE WHO KILLED HIM. 366 00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:53,072 HI, BABE. 367 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,146 I'M ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING THAT'S GONNA MAKE YOU VERY HAPPY. 368 00:17:56,146 --> 00:17:58,178 GREAT, BUT CLOSE THE CURTAIN FIRST. 369 00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:00,350 LAST TIME, THE NURSE ALMOST WALKED IN 370 00:18:00,350 --> 00:18:03,213 WHEN YOU WERE ABOUT TO-- CARLOS! I HAVE A PRIEST WITH ME. 371 00:18:03,213 --> 00:18:05,185 PRIEST? WHAT, IS THERE SOMETHING 372 00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:07,187 THE DOCTORS AREN'T TELLING ME? 373 00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:10,190 NO, NO, NO. I WANTED IT TO BE A SURPRISE, 374 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,462 BUT WE'RE GETTING MARRIED! (giggles) 375 00:18:14,864 --> 00:18:17,227 FATHER, HIT IT. 376 00:18:17,227 --> 00:18:19,569 DEARLY BELOVED, WE ARE GATHERED HERE 377 00:18:19,569 --> 00:18:21,601 IN THE PRESENCE OF-- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 378 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,803 GABY, WHAT'S THE RUSH? 379 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:26,876 I DON'T KNOW. JUST AFTER EVERYTHING WE'VE BEEN THROUGH, 380 00:18:26,876 --> 00:18:29,239 THERE'S NOTHING IN OUR WAY NOW. 381 00:18:29,239 --> 00:18:31,241 WE CAN FINALLY BE TOGETHER. 382 00:18:31,241 --> 00:18:34,614 AND I REALLY NEED THAT. 383 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,547 I NEED A HAPPY ENDING, CARLOS. 384 00:18:37,547 --> 00:18:41,221 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? WILL YOU MARRY ME? 385 00:18:44,294 --> 00:18:45,795 OKAY. 386 00:18:45,795 --> 00:18:48,298 (chuckles) 387 00:18:48,298 --> 00:18:50,300 HOLY MATRIMONY. BRING IT ON. 388 00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:52,302 GABY, BEFORE WE GET STARTED, 389 00:18:52,302 --> 00:18:55,205 THERE'S SOMETHING THAT I NEED TO TELL YOU... 390 00:18:55,205 --> 00:18:57,407 IN PRIVATE. 391 00:19:01,311 --> 00:19:03,313 (men speaking indistinctly in distance) 392 00:19:03,313 --> 00:19:05,345 OKAY, HE'S GONE. WHAT'S UP? 393 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:07,817 LOOK, I HAVEN'T BEEN COMPLETELY HONEST WITH YOU 394 00:19:07,817 --> 00:19:09,819 ABOUT THE EXTENT OF MY INJURY. 395 00:19:09,819 --> 00:19:12,222 OKAY. 396 00:19:12,222 --> 00:19:14,454 THE DOCTOR SAYS... 397 00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:17,227 I MIGHT NOT GET MY SIGHT BACK. 398 00:19:17,227 --> 00:19:18,728 (gasps) 399 00:19:18,728 --> 00:19:20,930 FOR THREE MONTHS. FOUR, TOPS. 400 00:19:20,930 --> 00:19:25,235 I-I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU CAN HANDLE THAT. 401 00:19:25,235 --> 00:19:26,866 WOW. 402 00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:29,299 THAT'S... A REALLY LONG TIME. 403 00:19:34,244 --> 00:19:36,946 BUT FOR BETTER OR WORSE, RIGHT? 404 00:19:36,946 --> 00:19:39,379 RIGHT. 405 00:19:41,311 --> 00:19:42,482 OKAY, PADRE. 406 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:47,287 WE'RE READY. LET'S TAKE IT FROM THE TOP. 407 00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:50,290 DEARLY BELOVED, WE ARE GATHERED HERE IN THE SIGHT OF GOD 408 00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:52,292 TO JOIN THIS MAN AND THIS WOMAN 409 00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:54,864 IN THE HOLY SACRAMENT OF MATRIMONY. 410 00:19:56,526 --> 00:19:58,668 (bottles clink) 411 00:19:58,668 --> 00:20:01,671 YOU'RE OUT OF MILK. YOU WANT ME TO PICK SOME UP? 412 00:20:01,671 --> 00:20:03,733 (mouth full) NO, THAT'S OKAY. IT CAN WAIT. 413 00:20:03,733 --> 00:20:06,236 I DON'T MIND. I COULD USE A LITTLE AIR ANYWAY. 414 00:20:06,236 --> 00:20:07,477 MM. 415 00:20:07,477 --> 00:20:08,878 (door opens) 416 00:20:08,878 --> 00:20:11,311 HMM. 417 00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:12,442 (door shuts) 418 00:20:12,442 --> 00:20:13,883 MM. 419 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,820 (both speaking indistinctly) 420 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,753 (gasps and spits) 421 00:20:23,753 --> 00:20:27,427 TIM! WHERE'S THAT MILK? 422 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:29,559 OH, I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T WANT ANY. UH... 423 00:20:29,559 --> 00:20:31,261 I'M HAVING A BABY. 424 00:20:31,261 --> 00:20:33,833 I CAN'T GIVE BIRTH WITH BRITTLE BONES. GO! 425 00:20:36,566 --> 00:20:38,738 BYE! 426 00:20:41,611 --> 00:20:43,473 (drilling in distance) 427 00:20:43,473 --> 00:20:46,846 HEY, CHURCH BUDDY. LOOK WHAT I GOT. 428 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:49,248 WOW, YOU BOUGHT A BIBLE. 429 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,281 YEAH, AND I'M BREAKING HER IN TONIGHT. 430 00:20:51,281 --> 00:20:54,484 (sniffs) NOTHING LIKE THAT NEW BIBLE SMELL. 431 00:20:54,484 --> 00:20:56,356 OH, SO YOU'RE... (chuckles nervously) 432 00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:59,429 COMING TO BIBLE STUDY. YEAH, AND I HOPE THE REVEREND'S READY, 433 00:20:59,429 --> 00:21:02,692 'CAUSE I GOT ABOUT A ZILLION QUESTIONS FOR HIM. 434 00:21:02,692 --> 00:21:04,263 (sighs) LYNETTE, I-I REALIZE 435 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,766 YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH EXPERIENCE WITH CHURCHES, 436 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,768 SO THIS REALLY ISN'T YOUR FAULT. 437 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:11,270 WHAT ISN'T MY FAULT? 438 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:14,574 WELL, LAST SUNDAY, WHEN YOU KEPT RAISING YOUR HAND... 439 00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:16,576 WE DON'T REALLY DO THAT. 440 00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:18,578 THE CHURCH ISN'T A PLACE FOR QUESTIONS. 441 00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:20,510 IT'S A PLACE FOR ANSWERS. 442 00:21:20,510 --> 00:21:23,453 YEAH, BUT HOW DO YOU GET THE ANSWERS 443 00:21:23,453 --> 00:21:25,415 IF YOU DON'T ASK THE QUESTIONS? 444 00:21:25,415 --> 00:21:28,418 WELL, TYPICALLY, WE SIT THERE AND LET THE PREACHER PREACH, 445 00:21:28,418 --> 00:21:30,420 AND EVENTUALLY, OUR QUESTIONS ARE ANSWERED, 446 00:21:30,420 --> 00:21:32,622 AND NO ONE IS HUMILIATED. 447 00:21:32,622 --> 00:21:36,326 I'M SORRY. DID I EMBARRASS YOU ON SUNDAY? 448 00:21:36,326 --> 00:21:38,328 WELL, IT'S JUST THAT IN OUR CHURCH, 449 00:21:38,328 --> 00:21:40,530 PEOPLE DON'T TALK BACK TO THE MINISTER. 450 00:21:40,530 --> 00:21:42,532 WELL, WHAT IF INEEDTO? 451 00:21:42,532 --> 00:21:45,475 WHAT IF THAT'S THE KIND OF CHURCH I'M LOOKING FOR? 452 00:21:45,475 --> 00:21:47,537 WELL, THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD EXPLORE OTHER OPTIONS. 453 00:21:47,537 --> 00:21:51,010 I MEAN, IF YOU REALLY ENJOY TALKING BACK TO THE PULPIT, 454 00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:52,512 WHY DON'T YOU TRY 455 00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:54,714 THAT GOSPEL CHURCH BY THE AIRPORT? 456 00:21:56,846 --> 00:21:59,088 OKAY. 457 00:21:59,088 --> 00:22:01,451 OR, UH, THE UNITARIANS. (door opens) 458 00:22:01,451 --> 00:22:04,394 FROM WHAT I HEAR, THOSE FOLKS ARE "ANYTHING GOES." 459 00:22:04,394 --> 00:22:05,895 (door shuts) 460 00:22:16,966 --> 00:22:18,368 (beep) 461 00:22:18,368 --> 00:22:19,709 Hey, Adam. It's Dylan. 462 00:22:19,709 --> 00:22:22,842 I waited at your hotel all day, but you never came back. 463 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:25,845 You have to call me. I found this note that Aunt Lily wrote. 464 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:28,648 Mom threw it in the fireplace, but I fished it out, 465 00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:30,650 and I have to talk to you. 466 00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:33,653 Call me on my cell, not at home, 'cause I-- 467 00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:35,385 (beep) 468 00:22:35,385 --> 00:22:38,558 SHE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING. I CAN HEAR IT IN HER VOICE. 469 00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:41,931 BUT SHE'S GOT THE NOTE. MAYBE A FEW BURNT PIECES. 470 00:22:41,931 --> 00:22:44,394 TRUST ME, ALL SHE'S GOT ARE QUESTIONS. 471 00:22:44,394 --> 00:22:47,497 WELL, I COULD, UM, REFUSE TO SEE HER. 472 00:22:47,497 --> 00:22:51,541 YEAH, 'CAUSE THAT WON'T AROUSE HER SUSPICION. 473 00:22:51,541 --> 00:22:55,675 NO. YOU ARE GOING TO ASK HER TO COME HERE, 474 00:22:55,675 --> 00:22:58,377 AND THEN YOU'RE GOING TO FIND OUT 475 00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,480 EXACTLY WHAT SHE KNOWS AND WHAT SHE DOESN'T. 476 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,612 AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, MAYBE IT WOULD BE EASIER 477 00:23:02,612 --> 00:23:04,854 JUST TO FINALLY TELL HER THE TRUTH. 478 00:23:04,854 --> 00:23:07,857 AND YOU WOULD JUST WAVE GOOD-BYE AS THEY CART ME OFF TO JAIL? 479 00:23:07,857 --> 00:23:10,089 SHE WOULDN'T CALL THE POLICE. 480 00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:12,992 SERIOUSLY, I THINK YOU TWO HAVE A GREAT RELATIONSHIP. 481 00:23:12,992 --> 00:23:16,496 (laughs) THEN YOU HAVE NOT BEEN PAYING ATTENTION. 482 00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:18,498 GIVE ME A CHANCE TO GET HOME, 483 00:23:18,498 --> 00:23:22,772 THEN CALL HER AND SET UP A TIME FOR YOU TWO TO MEET. OKAY. 484 00:23:25,575 --> 00:23:27,006 YOU KNOW... 485 00:23:28,838 --> 00:23:31,781 WHEN YOU CALLED ME TONIGHT, 486 00:23:31,781 --> 00:23:34,484 I WAS HALF HOPING YOU MISSED ME. 487 00:23:34,484 --> 00:23:37,116 REALLY? 488 00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:42,091 I MISSYOU. 489 00:23:43,853 --> 00:23:46,556 I'M SO TERRIBLY LONELY. 490 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:50,429 YOU KNOW I DON'T DO WELL ON MY OWN. 491 00:23:53,763 --> 00:23:56,435 IS THERE ANY CHANCE WE COULD... 492 00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:59,438 GET PAST THIS, AND YOU COULD COME BACK HOME? 493 00:24:02,772 --> 00:24:05,174 I WILL TALK TO DYLAN. 494 00:24:05,174 --> 00:24:09,749 I WILL PROVIDE YOU ONE LAST ALIBI. 495 00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:11,921 AFTER THAT, I'M DONE. 496 00:24:11,921 --> 00:24:14,624 (chuckles) 497 00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:33,102 (calculator whirs) 498 00:24:33,102 --> 00:24:36,646 ARE YOU GUYS OUTTA HERE? YES, I'M GONNA RUN SOME ERRANDS, 499 00:24:36,646 --> 00:24:38,648 AND ORSON'S GONNA TAKE BENJAMIN TO THE PARK. 500 00:24:38,648 --> 00:24:40,950 ACTUALLY, I THOUGHT I MIGHT TAKE HIM TO THE MUSEUM. 501 00:24:40,950 --> 00:24:43,182 YOU KNOW HOW MUCH BENJAMIN LOVES MATISSE. 502 00:24:43,182 --> 00:24:45,685 BENJAMIN DOESN'T LOVE MATISSE. HE LOVES PURPLE. OH. 503 00:24:45,685 --> 00:24:49,519 PLEASE STOP TRYING TO TURN OUR SON INTO AN INTELLECTUAL. MM. 504 00:24:49,519 --> 00:24:52,662 (door opens and shuts) 505 00:24:52,662 --> 00:24:55,164 IF YOU SAW HOW HER FIRST TWO TURNED OUT, 506 00:24:55,164 --> 00:24:57,166 YOU'D UNDERSTAND HOW IMPORTANT IT IS 507 00:24:57,166 --> 00:24:59,669 FOR ME TO FIGHT THE VAN DE KAMP D.N.A. 508 00:25:01,771 --> 00:25:05,635 (door opens and shuts) 509 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:12,511 (beeping) 510 00:25:16,786 --> 00:25:18,287 HEY, IT'S TIM. 511 00:25:18,287 --> 00:25:21,190 IT WAS GREAT SEEING YOU THE OTHER DAY. 512 00:25:21,190 --> 00:25:24,624 YEAH, I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU EITHER. 513 00:25:24,624 --> 00:25:29,098 SO LISTEN, UM, I'VE GOT THE WHOLE PLACE TO MYSELF. 514 00:25:29,098 --> 00:25:30,830 YOU WANNA COME OVER? 515 00:25:32,732 --> 00:25:34,063 HEY, GABY. 516 00:25:34,063 --> 00:25:37,536 I HEARD YOU AND CARLOS GOT MARRIED YESTERDAY. 517 00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:39,609 GUESS THIS MEANS YOU WIN. 518 00:25:39,609 --> 00:25:42,271 OH, EDIE, IT WASN'T A COMPETITION, 519 00:25:42,271 --> 00:25:44,614 BUT, YEAH, I GUESS I DID. 520 00:25:44,614 --> 00:25:46,876 YEAH, BUT I THINK IT'S ALL FOR THE BEST. 521 00:25:46,876 --> 00:25:49,579 I MEAN, AFTER ALL, I COULD HAVE NEVER BEEN 522 00:25:49,579 --> 00:25:51,981 THE HERO THAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE. 523 00:25:51,981 --> 00:25:54,553 HERO? WHY AM I A HERO? 524 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:57,056 COMMITTING YOUR LIFE TO A MAN WHO'S BLIND? 525 00:25:57,056 --> 00:26:00,059 MY GOD, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING FOR HIM-- 526 00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:02,561 DRESS HIM, SHAVE HIM, LEAD HIM TO THE BATHROOM, 527 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:05,595 PRAY THAT HIS AIM IS HALFWAY DECENT. IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 528 00:26:05,595 --> 00:26:08,668 CARLOS IS GONNA GET HIS SIGHT BACK IN THREE MONTHS. 529 00:26:08,668 --> 00:26:09,999 FOUR, TOPS. 530 00:26:09,999 --> 00:26:14,744 IS THAT WHAT HE TOLD YOU? YOU POOR, GULLIBLE FOOL. 531 00:26:14,744 --> 00:26:17,677 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 532 00:26:17,677 --> 00:26:19,979 I HATE TO BE THE ONE TO TELL YOU THIS, 533 00:26:19,979 --> 00:26:21,981 BUT I TALKED TO THE NURSE, 534 00:26:21,981 --> 00:26:23,983 AND SHE SAID THAT HIS CONDITION IS... 535 00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:25,885 OH, WHAT'S THE WORD? UM... 536 00:26:25,885 --> 00:26:27,186 OH, YEAH. 537 00:26:27,186 --> 00:26:28,688 PERMANENT. 538 00:26:28,688 --> 00:26:30,660 I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 539 00:26:30,660 --> 00:26:32,662 CALL THE DOCTOR IF YOU'D LIKE. 540 00:26:32,662 --> 00:26:34,864 AND APPARENTLY, HE WAS BEGGING CARLOS TO TELL YOU. 541 00:26:36,696 --> 00:26:38,868 NO. NO, NO, NO. THIS CAN'T BE TRUE. 542 00:26:38,868 --> 00:26:40,870 LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. 543 00:26:40,870 --> 00:26:42,872 WOMEN WHO ARE MARRIED TO BLIND GUYS 544 00:26:42,872 --> 00:26:46,736 DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MAKEUP OR GETTING FAT. 545 00:26:46,736 --> 00:26:51,380 ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW ABOUT THIS? 546 00:26:51,380 --> 00:26:54,613 OKAY, I'M CALLING DR. DUNLAP. 547 00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:58,047 YOU DO THAT. OH, AND BY THE WAY, 548 00:26:58,047 --> 00:27:00,389 CONGRATS ON YOUR BIG WIN. 549 00:27:06,025 --> 00:27:08,027 SO HOW'S YOUR OCCUPATIONAL THERAPY GOING? 550 00:27:08,027 --> 00:27:10,700 DO THEY STILL HAVE YOU SCRUBBING POTS IN THE KITCHEN? 551 00:27:10,700 --> 00:27:13,703 NO, NO. ONCE THEY FOUND OUT I'M A PROFESSIONAL PLUMBER, 552 00:27:13,703 --> 00:27:16,666 I GOT PROMOTED TO SCRUBBING TOILETS. MM, WELL, MAYBE YOU WON'T MIND 553 00:27:16,666 --> 00:27:19,669 DOING A LITTLE SCRUBBING WHEN YOU COME HOME NEXT WEEK. ACTUALLY, THE DOCTORS KINDA FROWN ON THAT. 554 00:27:19,669 --> 00:27:22,672 THEY ENCOURAGE US TO LEAVE THAT SORT OF STUFF BEHIND. 555 00:27:22,672 --> 00:27:24,674 WELL, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE TOILETS. 556 00:27:24,674 --> 00:27:26,676 I MEAN, IT COULD BE SINKS, BATHTUBS. 557 00:27:26,676 --> 00:27:28,678 YOU'RE MAKING ME WANNA USE, SUSAN. 558 00:27:28,678 --> 00:27:30,319 THIS JUNKIE THING'S AWESOME. 559 00:27:30,319 --> 00:27:33,382 OH, I FORGOT. UH, TIM HAS SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT THE TAXES. 560 00:27:33,382 --> 00:27:36,655 DO YOU MIND TALKING TO HIM? NO, I DON'T MIND. THOUGH I CAN'T BELIEVE 561 00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:41,160 HE'D HAVE ANY TROUBLE WITH YOUR COOKIE TIN FILING SYSTEM. 562 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,661 (ring) 563 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,163 (beep) 564 00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:47,136 (panting) HELLO? HEY, UH, TIM, I'VE GOT MIKE HERE. 565 00:27:47,136 --> 00:27:49,138 DO YOU WANT TO TALK TO HIM? 566 00:27:49,138 --> 00:27:52,101 UH, CAN I DO THAT LATER? I'M SORT OF TAKING A NAP. 567 00:27:52,101 --> 00:27:53,903 (woman giggling) 568 00:27:53,903 --> 00:27:57,676 (whispers) WHAT WAS THAT? IS SOMEONE THERE? 569 00:27:57,676 --> 00:28:00,880 WHAT? NO. NO. UNH-UNH. NO--NO ONE'S HERE. 570 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,883 REALLY? 'CAUSE IT SOUNDED LIKE A GIRL. 571 00:28:03,883 --> 00:28:05,985 NO, UH, IT--IT WAS JUST THE TV. 572 00:28:05,985 --> 00:28:07,987 I THOUGHT YOU WERE TAKING A NAP. 573 00:28:07,987 --> 00:28:10,790 UH, THE TV HELPS ME SLEEP. 574 00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:13,322 UH, TELL MIKE I'LL CALL HIM LATER. 575 00:28:15,765 --> 00:28:18,227 I'VE GOTTA GO. 576 00:28:18,227 --> 00:28:20,830 WHAT? WHAT? YOU JUST GOT HERE. 577 00:28:20,830 --> 00:28:23,973 I KNOW, BUT THIS VISIT WAS REALLY MORE FOR JULIE. 578 00:28:23,973 --> 00:28:26,475 FOR ME? YEAH, YOU'RE GOING TO COLLEGE SOON, 579 00:28:26,475 --> 00:28:29,779 AND I WANT HIM TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE DANGERS OF DRUGS. 580 00:28:29,779 --> 00:28:31,881 SCARE HER STRAIGHT, MIKE. 581 00:28:31,881 --> 00:28:34,283 (door shuts) 582 00:28:34,283 --> 00:28:36,085 (Carlos) HONEY, YOU DOWN HERE? 583 00:28:36,085 --> 00:28:38,087 YES, SWEETHEART. 584 00:28:38,087 --> 00:28:40,890 I'M IN THE KITCHEN MAKING DINNER. 585 00:28:40,890 --> 00:28:42,792 MMM. SMELLS GOOD. 586 00:28:42,792 --> 00:28:45,124 IT'S A NEW RECIPE FOR BEEF STEW. 587 00:28:45,124 --> 00:28:47,426 I THINK YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT. 588 00:28:47,426 --> 00:28:49,999 WHY DON'T WE LET THAT SIMMER? 589 00:28:49,999 --> 00:28:52,932 DURING MY NAP, I HAD THE FILTHIEST LITTLE DREAM. 590 00:28:52,932 --> 00:28:55,805 I WAS KINDA HOPING MAYBE WE COULD... 591 00:28:55,805 --> 00:28:57,736 SKIP STRAIGHT TO DESSERT? 592 00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:59,008 YEAH. 593 00:28:59,008 --> 00:29:00,509 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 594 00:29:00,509 --> 00:29:04,413 I'D SAY I'M ONE STEP AHEAD OF YOU. 595 00:29:04,413 --> 00:29:07,316 I HAVE ALREADY SLIPPED INTO MY PINK LACE TEDDY, 596 00:29:07,316 --> 00:29:10,349 AND I'M WEARING THOSE WHORE-Y PUMPS THAT YOU LOVE. 597 00:29:10,349 --> 00:29:13,052 OOH, I LIKE THAT IMAGE. WHERE ARE YOU? 598 00:29:13,052 --> 00:29:16,826 I'M RIGHT HERE, BABE. 599 00:29:16,826 --> 00:29:17,987 (bang) 600 00:29:17,987 --> 00:29:19,758 OW! (groaning) 601 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:23,762 OH, I'M SORRY. I FORGOT THAT WAS OPEN. 602 00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:26,465 LET'S DO IT OVER HERE, ON THE TABLE. 603 00:29:26,465 --> 00:29:28,467 CAN YOU GIVE ME A HAND? 604 00:29:28,467 --> 00:29:31,070 CAN'T. MY LEGS ARE IN THE AIR. 605 00:29:31,070 --> 00:29:33,803 JUST FOLLOW THE SOUND OF MY VOICE. 606 00:29:33,803 --> 00:29:35,104 THERE YOU GO. 607 00:29:35,104 --> 00:29:37,246 I'M OVER HERE, SWEETIE. 608 00:29:37,246 --> 00:29:39,979 (thud) WHOA! UHH! SON OF A BITCH! 609 00:29:39,979 --> 00:29:42,952 OOH, I MEANT TO MOVE THAT. 610 00:29:42,952 --> 00:29:47,116 HANG ON. LET ME JUST PULL MY PANTIES UP SO I CAN HELP YOU. 611 00:29:47,116 --> 00:29:48,457 (groans) 612 00:29:48,457 --> 00:29:50,860 (grunts) OKAY. HERE. 613 00:29:50,860 --> 00:29:53,262 LET'S GO DO IT OVER HERE. 614 00:29:53,262 --> 00:29:54,793 (bang) 615 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:57,827 AAH! DAMN IT! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! 616 00:29:57,827 --> 00:29:59,829 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING ON. 617 00:29:59,829 --> 00:30:01,831 "IN THREE MONTHS. FOUR, TOPS." 618 00:30:01,831 --> 00:30:04,433 UH-OH. 619 00:30:04,433 --> 00:30:06,836 "UH-OH" IS RIGHT, YOU BLIND BASTARD! 620 00:30:06,836 --> 00:30:11,841 OW! ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE LIED! OH, NO, NO. I THINK IT WAS A FANTASTIC PLAN. 621 00:30:11,841 --> 00:30:15,114 I MEAN, THERE'S NOWAY I EVER WOULD HAVE FIGURED OUT 622 00:30:15,114 --> 00:30:17,987 THAT I WAS MARRIED TO A PERMANENTLY BLIND GUY! 623 00:30:17,987 --> 00:30:19,088 OW! 624 00:30:19,088 --> 00:30:22,521 ALL RIGHT, I JUST THOUGHT THAT BY THE TIME YOU DID, 625 00:30:22,521 --> 00:30:24,523 YOU'D BE USED TO THE IDEA, 626 00:30:24,523 --> 00:30:26,956 AND MAYBE THEN YOU WOULDN'T LEAVE ME. 627 00:30:26,956 --> 00:30:29,128 LEAVE YOU? 628 00:30:29,128 --> 00:30:31,830 DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M THAT SHALLOW? 629 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:33,432 (mutters) 630 00:30:33,432 --> 00:30:37,937 GABY, I'M POOR AND I'M BLIND, 631 00:30:37,937 --> 00:30:39,238 AND LET'S FACE IT. 632 00:30:39,238 --> 00:30:42,271 THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THAT THAT ISYOURTYPE. 633 00:30:42,271 --> 00:30:44,443 WOW. THANKS FOR THE VOTE OF CONFIDENCE. 634 00:30:46,115 --> 00:30:49,178 Y-YES, THE TRUTH WOULD HAVE FREAKED ME OUT, 635 00:30:49,178 --> 00:30:52,421 BUT I WOULD HAVE COME AROUND. 636 00:30:52,421 --> 00:30:55,054 IF YOU HAD JUST HAD A LITTLE FAITH IN ME, 637 00:30:55,054 --> 00:30:58,057 I COULD HAVE PROVEN TO YOU THAT I WAS UP FOR THE CHALLENGE, 638 00:30:58,057 --> 00:31:01,030 BUT YOU ROBBED ME OF THAT CHANCE. I'M SORRY. 639 00:31:01,030 --> 00:31:02,431 GOOD. 640 00:31:04,433 --> 00:31:06,966 TO AVOID FUTURE CONFUSION, I LOVE YOU, 641 00:31:06,966 --> 00:31:09,969 AND I WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU. 642 00:31:13,072 --> 00:31:16,405 GABY, THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY. 643 00:31:16,405 --> 00:31:19,278 I KNOW, 644 00:31:19,278 --> 00:31:21,911 BUT LIKE I SAID, 645 00:31:21,911 --> 00:31:23,913 "FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE." 646 00:31:28,487 --> 00:31:31,991 THINK YOU CAN FORGIVE ME? 647 00:31:31,991 --> 00:31:34,393 I'LL WORK ON IT. 648 00:31:34,393 --> 00:31:36,395 WHILE YOU'RE WORKING ON IT, 649 00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:38,928 MIND IF I DIG INTO SOME OF THAT STEW? 650 00:31:43,602 --> 00:31:45,204 SURE. 651 00:31:45,204 --> 00:31:46,905 (car approaches, brakes squeal) 652 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:49,208 (car door opens and shuts) 653 00:31:54,143 --> 00:31:57,916 UGH! GET OFF THAT POOR GIRL RIGHT NOW! 654 00:31:59,949 --> 00:32:01,050 (gasps) 655 00:32:02,992 --> 00:32:04,994 I FINISHED YOUR TAXES. 656 00:32:04,994 --> 00:32:07,026 (whimpers) 657 00:32:13,002 --> 00:32:16,705 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? SUSAN, I'MSOSORRY. 658 00:32:16,705 --> 00:32:18,037 NO, KATHERINE, 659 00:32:18,037 --> 00:32:20,239 I KNOW WHAT YOU'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH EMOTIONALLY, 660 00:32:20,239 --> 00:32:22,241 SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE. 661 00:32:22,241 --> 00:32:25,244 AND BY THE WAY, YOUR BOOB IS OUT. OH. (laughs nervously) 662 00:32:25,244 --> 00:32:27,416 YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND-- I KNOW. I KNOW. 663 00:32:27,416 --> 00:32:30,279 I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU. IS THIS SOMETHING YOU DO? 664 00:32:30,279 --> 00:32:32,281 YOU WORM YOUR WAY INTO A NEIGHBORHOOD 665 00:32:32,281 --> 00:32:34,223 WITH THE PROMISE OF FREE TAX PREPARATION, 666 00:32:34,223 --> 00:32:36,685 AND THEN YOU JUMP ON THE NEAREST MIDDLE-AGED DIVORCéE? HEY! 667 00:32:36,685 --> 00:32:39,088 IT'S NOT LIKE THAT. SHE CAME OVER FOR SOME DRINKS, 668 00:32:39,088 --> 00:32:41,360 AND WE GOT TO TALKING AND STARTED REMINISCING, 669 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,362 AND ALL THESE OLD FEELINGS CAME RUSHING BACK. 670 00:32:43,362 --> 00:32:46,595 OH, NICE TRY, TIMMY. LIKE I'M REALLY GOING TO BELIEVE THAT. 671 00:32:46,595 --> 00:32:49,098 SHAME ON YOU. JUST... SHAME! 672 00:32:53,372 --> 00:32:55,374 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "OLD FEELINGS"? 673 00:32:58,047 --> 00:33:00,549 DO WE REALLY NEED TO GET INTO THIS? 674 00:33:00,549 --> 00:33:03,012 WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO REMINISCE ABOUT? 675 00:33:03,012 --> 00:33:05,314 HE WAS HERE FOR A WEEK WHEN HE WAS 16. 676 00:33:05,314 --> 00:33:07,986 WHAT COULD YOU TWO HAVE EVEN... 677 00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:09,988 OH, MY GOD, YOU SLEPT TOGETHER. 678 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:13,662 OKAY, BEFORE YOU GET SOME SORDID IMAGE IN YOUR HEAD-- SHE TOOK MY VIRGINITY. 679 00:33:13,662 --> 00:33:17,426 DO YOU HAVE TO SAY IT LIKE THAT? THAT'S HOW I SAID IT TO EVERY SINGLE GUY AT BAND CAMP. 680 00:33:17,426 --> 00:33:19,528 SHAME ONYOU! 681 00:33:19,528 --> 00:33:21,670 HIS MOTHER TRUSTED ME TO TAKE CARE OF HIM, 682 00:33:21,670 --> 00:33:23,202 AND YOU SWOOP IN 683 00:33:23,202 --> 00:33:25,634 LIKE SOME SWOOPING, SEX-CRAVED-- 684 00:33:25,634 --> 00:33:28,107 OH, FOR GOD SAKES, TIM! PULL UP THE BLANKET! 685 00:33:28,107 --> 00:33:30,709 YOU CAN'T BLAME IT ON KATHERINE. I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT I WAS DOING. 686 00:33:30,709 --> 00:33:33,712 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS. I'M DONE WITH BOTH OF YOU. 687 00:33:33,712 --> 00:33:36,215 IF ANYBODY NEEDS ME, I'LL BE AT THE MALL... 688 00:33:36,215 --> 00:33:39,088 BUYING SHEETS. 689 00:33:39,088 --> 00:33:41,690 (Reverend Sykes) GOOD MORNING. I'LL SEE YOU AFTER SERVICE. 690 00:33:41,690 --> 00:33:43,692 OH! GOOD MORNING, REVEREND. (laughs) 691 00:33:43,692 --> 00:33:46,125 I BROUGHT YOUR FAVORITE-- BLUEBERRY SCONES. 692 00:33:46,125 --> 00:33:48,127 THANK YOU, BREE. 693 00:33:48,127 --> 00:33:50,429 BY THE WAY, I'M SORRY I'VE TAKEN SO LONG 694 00:33:50,429 --> 00:33:52,701 TO MAKE A DECISION ABOUT THE LADIES' AUXILIARY. 695 00:33:52,701 --> 00:33:55,504 OH, IS THAT HAPPENING NOW? I'D FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT IT. 696 00:33:55,504 --> 00:33:57,506 SO IS YOUR, UH, DELIGHTFUL NEIGHBOR COMING? 697 00:33:57,506 --> 00:33:59,508 THE ONE WITH ALL THE QUESTIONS? 698 00:33:59,508 --> 00:34:01,770 DELIGHTFUL? (chuckles nervously) I THOUGHT SHE ANNOYED YOU. 699 00:34:01,770 --> 00:34:03,672 NO, I FOUND HER REFRESHING. 700 00:34:03,672 --> 00:34:06,175 IT'S LIKE I ALWAYS SAY. 701 00:34:06,175 --> 00:34:08,177 CHURCH IS NOT A PLACE FOR ANSWERS. 702 00:34:08,177 --> 00:34:10,349 IT'S A PLACE FOR QUESTIONS. 703 00:34:10,349 --> 00:34:12,151 YOU DON'T SAY THAT. 704 00:34:12,151 --> 00:34:15,224 I'VE--I'VE NEVER HEARD YOU SAY THAT, NOT ONCE. YES, WELL, ANYWAY, 705 00:34:15,224 --> 00:34:17,526 I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE INITIATIVE. 706 00:34:17,526 --> 00:34:20,429 NEW MEMBERS ARE CRUCIAL TO THE HEALTH OF THIS CHURCH. 707 00:34:20,429 --> 00:34:23,592 I WON'T FORGET YOU BROUGHT THEM... OR THESE. 708 00:34:23,592 --> 00:34:25,094 THANK YOU, REVEREND, 709 00:34:25,094 --> 00:34:28,797 AND I'M--I'M SURE THE SCAVOS WILL BE HERE SOON. 710 00:34:28,797 --> 00:34:31,170 WHY DID YOU JUST SAY THAT? 711 00:34:31,170 --> 00:34:33,472 YOU KNOW VERY WELL THEY WENT TO CATHOLIC CHURCH. 712 00:34:33,472 --> 00:34:37,406 (whispers) WHICH IS JUST DOWN THE STREET. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 713 00:34:43,252 --> 00:34:45,384 PSST! 714 00:34:45,384 --> 00:34:48,187 (whispers) NOT YOU. 715 00:34:48,187 --> 00:34:49,858 LYNETTE. 716 00:34:49,858 --> 00:34:52,391 (whispers) WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 717 00:34:52,391 --> 00:34:54,393 I WAS GONNA ASK THE SAME OF YOU. 718 00:34:54,393 --> 00:34:56,395 WHY ARE YOU IN A CATHOLIC CHURCH? 719 00:34:56,395 --> 00:34:58,327 BECAUSE WE'RE CATHOLIC. OH, PLEASE. 720 00:34:58,327 --> 00:35:00,829 MOWING YOUR LAWN IN A NOTRE DAME SWEATSHIRT 721 00:35:00,829 --> 00:35:02,331 DOESN'T MAKE YOU CATHOLIC. 722 00:35:02,331 --> 00:35:05,804 YOU'RE PRESBYTERIAN NOW. COME ON. LET'S GO. 723 00:35:05,804 --> 00:35:09,838 WEREN'T YOU THE ONE WHO SAID I SHOULD EXPLOREOTHERCHURCHES? 724 00:35:09,838 --> 00:35:11,810 I MEANT SAMPLE, LIKE A BUFFET. 725 00:35:11,810 --> 00:35:13,812 YOU TAKE A LITTLE PLATE OF EVERYTHING, 726 00:35:13,812 --> 00:35:15,814 AND THEN YOU SIT DOWN FOR THE MAIN COURSE, 727 00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:17,546 WHICH IS ACROSS THE STREET... 728 00:35:17,546 --> 00:35:19,548 (whispers) AT THE PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH. 729 00:35:19,548 --> 00:35:22,251 NO. I JUST PUT 10 BUCKS IN THE COLLECTION PLATE, 730 00:35:22,251 --> 00:35:25,254 AND I'M GONNA GET MY MONEY'S WORTH. IS THERE A PROBLEM? 731 00:35:25,254 --> 00:35:29,298 (normal voice) NO, NO PROBLEM. JUST TALKING TO MY FRIEND. SHE'S TRYING TO POACH HER. 732 00:35:29,298 --> 00:35:31,129 I AM NOT! 733 00:35:32,401 --> 00:35:34,403 MY FRIEND'S JUST A LITTLE CONFUSED. 734 00:35:34,403 --> 00:35:36,405 SHE FORGOT THAT SHE'S PRESBYTERIAN 735 00:35:36,405 --> 00:35:38,437 AND WANDERED INTO THE WRONG CHURCH. I'M NOT PRESBYTERIAN. 736 00:35:38,437 --> 00:35:40,269 I'M A FREE AGENT. 737 00:35:40,269 --> 00:35:43,172 AND IF YOU'RE OPEN TO A LITTLE Q AND A, YOU'VE GOT ME. 738 00:35:43,172 --> 00:35:45,143 (sighs) 739 00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:46,475 LYNETTE, PLEASE. 740 00:35:46,475 --> 00:35:51,250 CAN'T WE JUST GO OUTSIDE AND TALK FOR A MOMENT? 741 00:35:53,322 --> 00:35:54,853 OKAY, WHAT GIVES? 742 00:35:54,853 --> 00:35:57,356 WELL, I WAS AT THE SERVICE THIS MORNING, 743 00:35:57,356 --> 00:36:00,559 AND IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME WITHOUT YOU. BREE... 744 00:36:00,559 --> 00:36:04,893 AND I AM... UP FOR THE HEAD OF THE LADIES' AUXILIARY, 745 00:36:04,893 --> 00:36:06,895 AND REVEREND SYKES WAS SO IMPRESSED 746 00:36:06,895 --> 00:36:09,898 THAT I BROUGHT A NEW FAMILY INTO CHURCH,SO...(sighs) 747 00:36:09,898 --> 00:36:11,900 IF YOU DON'T COME BACK, THEN-- 748 00:36:11,900 --> 00:36:15,704 OH, THEN YOU WON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT? WELL, YES. 749 00:36:15,704 --> 00:36:17,206 WELL, FORGET IT. 750 00:36:17,206 --> 00:36:19,708 LET SOMEONE ELSE HELP YOU WITH YOUR POWER GRAB. 751 00:36:19,708 --> 00:36:21,179 LYNETTE! 752 00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:24,283 YOU WERE THE ONE WHO CAME TO ME. YOUSOUGHTMEOUT. 753 00:36:24,283 --> 00:36:26,285 YES, AND DO YOU KNOW WHY? 754 00:36:26,285 --> 00:36:28,287 BECAUSE OUT OF ALL MY FRIENDS, 755 00:36:28,287 --> 00:36:30,289 YOU ARE THE ONE WHO HAD REAL FAITH. 756 00:36:30,289 --> 00:36:32,591 YOU HAD AN ACTUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD. 757 00:36:32,591 --> 00:36:34,593 AT LEAST, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 758 00:36:34,593 --> 00:36:36,365 LYNETTE-- 759 00:36:36,365 --> 00:36:39,268 BECAUSE I HAVE HAD A ROUGH FEW MONTHS. (laughs) OKAY? 760 00:36:39,268 --> 00:36:41,770 BUT I KNOW YOU'VE HAD ROUGH TIMES, TOO, 761 00:36:41,770 --> 00:36:43,272 AND I ALWAYS ASSUMED 762 00:36:43,272 --> 00:36:46,235 THAT YOURFAITHHAD HELPED YOU GET THROUGH THEM. 763 00:36:46,235 --> 00:36:48,737 I ENVIED YOU THAT, TO BE HONEST. 764 00:36:48,737 --> 00:36:51,840 IT DID. ITDIDHELP ME. 765 00:36:53,282 --> 00:36:54,413 REALLY? 766 00:36:56,315 --> 00:36:58,247 OKAY. HOW? 767 00:37:00,519 --> 00:37:02,391 IT JUST DID. 768 00:37:02,391 --> 00:37:04,393 WELL, THAT'S NOT A GOOD ANSWER. 769 00:37:04,393 --> 00:37:06,695 I HAVE BEEN THROUGH CANCER AND A TORNADO, 770 00:37:06,695 --> 00:37:10,659 AND I DON'T KNOW WHY I SURVIVED, AND SO MANY OTHER PEOPLE DIDN'T. 771 00:37:10,659 --> 00:37:14,863 I DON'T UNDERSTAND, AND I NEED TO. 772 00:37:14,863 --> 00:37:16,865 LYNETTE, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? 773 00:37:16,865 --> 00:37:18,667 WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK? 774 00:37:21,009 --> 00:37:22,511 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 775 00:37:22,511 --> 00:37:25,414 YOU DON'T LIKE ASKING QUESTIONS. 776 00:37:42,030 --> 00:37:43,992 HEY, LYNETTE. 777 00:37:43,992 --> 00:37:46,635 HI THERE. (chuckles) 778 00:37:46,635 --> 00:37:49,368 (chuckles nervously) JUST... WANTED TO TELL YOU 779 00:37:49,368 --> 00:37:52,371 THAT I'M OUT OF THE RUNNING FOR THE LADIES' AUXILIARY. 780 00:37:52,371 --> 00:37:56,044 I TOLD REVEREND SYKES TO, UH, GIVE IT TO EDNA FLETCHER. 781 00:37:56,044 --> 00:37:58,547 SHE WAS IN THE PEACE CORPS, YOU KNOW. 782 00:37:58,547 --> 00:38:01,450 HUH. THAT'S NICE OF YOU. 783 00:38:01,450 --> 00:38:04,413 I SUPPOSE. I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT. 784 00:38:05,954 --> 00:38:08,787 AND ALSO TO... APOLOGIZE. 785 00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:11,320 OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 786 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:14,423 YES, I DO. YOU WERE RIGHT. FAITH SHOULDN'T BE BLIND. 787 00:38:14,423 --> 00:38:16,425 YOU DON'T THREATEN IT BY ASKING QUESTIONS. 788 00:38:16,425 --> 00:38:19,428 YOU MAKE IT STRONGER, AND I LOST SIGHT OF THAT. 789 00:38:19,428 --> 00:38:22,000 WELL, MAYBE A LITTLE. 790 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:26,304 AND IT MEANT A LOT THAT YOU CAME TOMEFOR GUIDANCE, AND... 791 00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:28,607 I'M SORRY THAT I WASN'T THERE FOR YOU. 792 00:38:30,379 --> 00:38:34,312 I WANT YOU TO HAVE FAITH IN ME AND OUR FRIENDSHIP. 793 00:38:36,615 --> 00:38:38,617 WELL... 794 00:38:38,617 --> 00:38:42,491 THERE ARE SOME THINGS THAT ARE EASY TO BELIEVE IN. 795 00:38:45,394 --> 00:38:47,656 HOW'S CATHOLICISM GOING, BY THE WAY? 796 00:38:47,656 --> 00:38:49,428 MEH. 797 00:38:49,428 --> 00:38:50,659 (laughs) 798 00:38:50,659 --> 00:38:53,502 WELL, IF YOU EVER WANNA TRY US AGAIN... 799 00:38:53,502 --> 00:38:56,034 OH, WELL, I'M PRETTY COMFORTABLE WITH THE CATHOLICS. 800 00:38:56,034 --> 00:38:58,036 THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES WHO DON'T JUDGE ME 801 00:38:58,036 --> 00:39:00,409 FOR HAVING SO MANY KIDS. 802 00:39:00,409 --> 00:39:01,770 (both laugh) 803 00:39:03,942 --> 00:39:05,374 HEY. 804 00:39:05,374 --> 00:39:07,746 HEY. 805 00:39:07,746 --> 00:39:09,878 OKAY, SO I HAVE TO ASK. 806 00:39:09,878 --> 00:39:12,381 THIS THING THAT HAPPENED WITH YOU AND KATHERINE 807 00:39:12,381 --> 00:39:14,122 12 YEARS AGO-- 808 00:39:14,122 --> 00:39:16,124 WAS IT AN ONGOING AFFAIR? 809 00:39:16,124 --> 00:39:18,957 NO. NO, IT WAS JUST THE ONE TIME, 810 00:39:18,957 --> 00:39:21,960 AND I THINK SHE FELT PRETTY GUILTY ABOUT IT AFTERWARDS. 811 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,463 SHE TOLD ME NOT TO COME AROUND ANYMORE. 812 00:39:24,463 --> 00:39:27,536 SO YOU DIDN'T GO BACK? 813 00:39:29,468 --> 00:39:31,470 IT'S WEIRD. I TRIED TO. 814 00:39:31,470 --> 00:39:34,443 (Tim) IT WAS THE LAST NIGHT OF MY VISIT. 815 00:39:34,443 --> 00:39:36,745 I THOUGHT IF I BROUGHT HER SOME FLOWERS, 816 00:39:36,745 --> 00:39:39,448 MAYBE I COULD GET SOMETHING GOING, YOU KNOW? 817 00:39:39,448 --> 00:39:41,910 BUT WHEN I GOT UP TO THE FRONT DOOR, 818 00:39:41,910 --> 00:39:44,152 I HEARD ALL THIS YELLING. (man) ...SAY GOOD NIGHT TO MY DAUGHTER. 819 00:39:44,152 --> 00:39:46,154 (Katherine) SHE IS ASLEEP. GET THE HELL OUT. I WENT AROUND TO THE WINDOW 820 00:39:46,154 --> 00:39:48,457 JUST TO GET A LOOK AT WHAT WAS GOING ON... REMEMBER? SHE'S MY DAUGHTER! 821 00:39:48,457 --> 00:39:52,120 I'M HER FATHER! AND I COULD SEE SHE WAS HAVING A FIGHT WITH SOMEONE. 822 00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:54,162 I WAS ABOUT TO RUSH IN AND HELP HER 823 00:39:54,162 --> 00:39:57,165 WHEN I SAW KATHERINE PICK UP THIS CANDLESTICK 824 00:39:57,165 --> 00:39:58,967 AND JUST WAIL ON HIM. (thud) 825 00:39:58,967 --> 00:40:01,430 HE WENT DOWN PRETTY HARD. 826 00:40:01,430 --> 00:40:04,002 KATHERINE WAS JUST STANDING OVER HIM 827 00:40:04,002 --> 00:40:06,675 WITH THIS LOOK IN HER EYE. 828 00:40:06,675 --> 00:40:11,980 IT SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME, SO I GOT OUT OF THERE. 829 00:40:11,980 --> 00:40:13,982 I LEFT THE NEXT MORNING 830 00:40:13,982 --> 00:40:16,585 AND NEVER TALKED TO KATHERINE AGAIN. 831 00:40:18,487 --> 00:40:22,451 SO... THIS MAN-- WHO DO YOU THINK IT WAS? 832 00:40:22,451 --> 00:40:23,792 DON'T KNOW. 833 00:40:23,792 --> 00:40:27,496 I SORT OF GOT THE IMPRESSION HE WAS HER EX-HUSBAND. 834 00:40:27,496 --> 00:40:29,498 DOES SHE EVER TALK ABOUT HIM? 835 00:40:29,498 --> 00:40:30,759 NOT REALLY. 836 00:40:30,759 --> 00:40:33,502 MM. HAVE YOU SEEN HIM LATELY? 837 00:40:35,003 --> 00:40:37,435 NO. 838 00:40:41,710 --> 00:40:45,013 EVER SINCE I CAN REMEMBER, I'VE HAD THIS FEELING 839 00:40:45,013 --> 00:40:47,846 THAT SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT. 840 00:40:47,846 --> 00:40:53,151 WEIRD DREAMS THAT DON'T SEEM LIKE DREAMS AT ALL. 841 00:40:53,151 --> 00:40:55,153 PEOPLE TELLING ME I FORGOT THINGS 842 00:40:55,153 --> 00:40:58,156 THAT IKNOW I WOULD'VE REMEMBERED. 843 00:41:01,590 --> 00:41:03,091 AND NOW FINALLY, 844 00:41:03,091 --> 00:41:07,636 I FIND A SENTENCE ON A PIECE OF PAPER... 845 00:41:07,636 --> 00:41:10,499 (sniffles) THAT COULD EXPLAIN ALL OF IT 846 00:41:10,499 --> 00:41:13,001 AND PROVE THAT I AM NOT CRAZY. 847 00:41:15,203 --> 00:41:17,576 AND THE BEST THAT YOU CAN COME UP WITH 848 00:41:17,576 --> 00:41:20,549 IS THAT AUNT LILY WAS LOSING IT 849 00:41:20,549 --> 00:41:22,851 AND SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT SHE WAS WRITING? 850 00:41:27,516 --> 00:41:29,487 I NEED THE TRUTH, ADAM. 851 00:41:31,059 --> 00:41:33,191 PLEASE. 852 00:41:33,191 --> 00:41:35,493 PLEASE. 853 00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:39,497 THE TRUTH, DYLAN... 854 00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:40,899 IS THAT... 855 00:41:43,271 --> 00:41:46,274 YOUR MOTHER DIDN'T KILL YOUR FATHER. 856 00:41:46,274 --> 00:41:48,236 (sighs) 857 00:41:48,236 --> 00:41:51,580 AND SHE LOVES YOU MORE THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW. 858 00:41:53,582 --> 00:41:56,585 (crying) 859 00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:04,522 (Mary Alice) FAITH IS A BELIEF IN SOMETHING 860 00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:08,557 THAT CANNOT BE PROVEN. 861 00:42:08,557 --> 00:42:10,599 SO WE TRUST IN THE WORDS 862 00:42:10,599 --> 00:42:13,602 OF THE ONLY FATHER WE'VE EVER KNOWN. 863 00:42:15,864 --> 00:42:20,669 WE BELIEVE THE PROMISES OF THE WOMAN WHO SHARES OUR BED. 864 00:42:23,712 --> 00:42:26,715 WE RELY ON THE EXAMPLE OF DEAR FRIENDS 865 00:42:26,715 --> 00:42:30,218 WHO HELP US TO BE BETTER PEOPLE. 866 00:42:32,881 --> 00:42:38,727 YES, WE ALL WANT TO BELIEVE IN THOSE WE ARE CLOSEST TO, 867 00:42:38,727 --> 00:42:40,959 BUT WHERE THERE IS DOUBT, 868 00:42:40,959 --> 00:42:45,093 OUR FAITH BEGINS TO VANISH... 869 00:42:45,093 --> 00:42:48,096 AND FEAR RUSHES IN TO TAKE ITS PLACE. 64957

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