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1x23 - Not a Toy
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Unh. I need back up!
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Front up?
Side up?
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Your worst enemy cannot harm you as
much as your own unguarded thoughts.
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Tell me you're not freaking out
and maybe I'll calm down.
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And if I am freaking out?
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Iron Fist?
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Gone. How can someone
so big move so fast?
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It's game over, man!
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Nova!
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Watch where you're
throwing those things!
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He's everywhere! How
can he be everywhere?
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Get down here so we can strategize!
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Bucket-head?
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It can't end like this!
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Power Man? White Tiger?
Guys!
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Hold on...
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Why does this feel like they're
bait and I'm running into a trap?
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Because that's exactly what you did.
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Do I at least get an award for
being the last bug standing?
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No.
Unh!
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Help!
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Tag. I win.
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Yes, kids, that's him!
The living legend.
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The first Avenger.
Captain America!
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Steve Rogers, by the way.
Pleasure to officially meet you all.
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That was so brutally
awesome!
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Can we do it again, please?
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- Best two out of three?
- Are you kidding? Yes!
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How many times do you get to learn
battle strategy from Captain America?
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So far, just this one time.
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I thought you were good at math.
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Ugh,
"I thought you were good at math..."
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This training session is not on
the Captain's agenda, Director Fury.
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- Don't be a Cap hog, Coulson.
- It's not about that.
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I gave them the rules
before he got here...
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Under no circumstances are any of
you to speak to Captain America,
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look him in the eye, say his name,
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or breathe loudly in his presence.
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Cap seems to be really enjoying himself.
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Captain America is my... I mean...
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is the greatest livingng superhero!
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What if they do something
that embarrasses me...
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I... I mean S.H.I.E.L.D.
in front of him?
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Seems like the benefit outweighs
the risk. But it's your call.
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All right everyone, if Cap is
finished with you, we can just...
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I think the new recruits
want one more round.
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Heh. You ready?
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Our lives just got 1,000% cooler,
Captain America, sir!
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Uh, you use your right hand to salute.
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See if you still feel
that way in three minutes.
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Prep the court!
Let's see what this team's got.
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You know maybe we
should just wrap this up
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before something disastrous happens.
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Isn't that exactly why
we're learning from the best?
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To make sure something
disastrous doesn't happen?
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Just one more, Phil.
Then we can go over Fury's checklist.
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- You know my name?
- I love this guy!
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Ok...
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This time I'm gonna show him
why they call me Power Man.
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Dude, you call you Power Man.
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It's Captain America.
The guy once punched a tank unconscious.
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Actually that's a myth.
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- No, I'm pretty sure that's true.
- Oh...
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Let's up the ante.
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First one of you, any of you,
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that takes me out,
gets to keep the shield.
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Do you know what I could
sell that for on the internet?
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- What? Oh...
- Sweet!
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Call me crazy, but
I like the new Spidey!
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Avengers assemble!
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Avengers disassemble!
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Avengers assemble
again!
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I love you, Cap's shield.
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Now the problem you all have
is you think your unique power
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is your only asset.
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This should be awesome.
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By relying on your one power or weapon
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you become predictable
to any wiser opponent.
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By using all your skills
and being unpredictable
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you're more likely to
stand a fighting chance.
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I don't know.
I kinda like my odds!
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- Hey!
- Awkward...
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This is not mine.
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Your aim stinks.
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Uh, look out?
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Nice!
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Jujitsu? Kung fu?
Krav maga?
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All of the above.
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Gotchya!
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Ah! No way.
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And that was something I picked
up growing up in Brooklyn.
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You have to think of your
powers for what they are...
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One tool in your toolbox.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no...
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Heh heh. Hey!
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Can't see!
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Total spankage.
Take II.
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You lasted half a minute
longer than last time.
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Every battle you learn from
is a win.
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Ugh.
Tell that to my shoulder.
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Well I think we've had
enough fun for one day.
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But the Captain and I
have extremely important
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S.H.I.E.L.D. business to attend to.
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I was hoping to go over
a few pointers with...
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I'll have someone write a memo
for you. Join me in my office?
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Sure.
I'm going to leave this here.
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You can hold it, but don't throw it.
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It's a weapon, not a toy.
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Sir, yes sir!
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Is it me, or was that the
best butt kicking we ever got?
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We went toe-to-toe
with Captain America.
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I think we just graduated.
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Do you think he'll pick
one of us as his sidekick
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and... ooh, shield!
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Me first!
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Nice.
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Heed Captain America's words...
"it's not a toy."
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Yeah, how about we just put
it back where we found it.
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And "we" means "you," Nova.
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You're right. I should. I will.
After one little throw!
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Oh, no, you don't.
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Ooh, so light!
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Luke, catch!
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That's not good!
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I'm coming shield!
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I'll go get
web-for-brains.
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Uh, hey guys?
Where's my shield?
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Web gliders.
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I'd brag, but first I gotta go
save Cap's shield And my butt!
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Oh, slippery little...
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S'up, Iron Man?
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Can't talk.
Gotta glide. Laters!
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Sorry, complete stranger.
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Please be careful when
you cross the street.
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And don't forget fruit snacks.
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Latverian embassy?
Uh oh.
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Ooh! That's gonna be
all my allowance money.
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Uh, excuse me, mister Doom, sir?
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Can I have my shield back?
Please?
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Doctor Doom. The baddest
bad guy in the entire world.
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Four kabillion people in this
city and it lands on his head.
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You know why?
Because I'm me.
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Ugh, this is so me it's disgusting!
What do I do now?
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Oh, should I just call Nick Fury?
What's the worst that could happen?
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Full speed ahead!
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No!
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Argh!
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Maybe not.
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- This is yours?
- It is actually.
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It... it's not the real
Captain America shield.
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I mean, that would be crazy.
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What would I be doing with Captain
America's actual shield, right?
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No. No this is a...
a replica.
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A replica?
For what purpose?
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- A very patriotic chip and dip bowl?
- Wait right there.
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See?
All you have to do is ask politely.
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Anybody else's Spider
sense tingling? No?
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I take back what I said before.
This is so me!
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No, no, no, no, no!
What do I do?
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Where's the off switch
on the Doom missile?
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Sweet team-up!
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Hey, you didn't get any
scratches on my bike, did you?
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It's cool that you
borrowed it, but...
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Where's my shield?
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Oh, yeah, uh, heh,
funny story actually...
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You were playing with it and it
fell off the carrier and landed here.
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Uh...
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Yes.
Are you insane with anger?
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I try not to live in the past.
Let's fix this.
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Fix how?
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Hey!
We're not allowed to go in there!
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It's Doom's embassy. Aren't
there, like, laws or something?
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He just sent a missile
into a New York street.
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His diplomatic immunity
is out the window.
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Hey, just like your
shield when I... oh...
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But we have to be smart.
Who knows what else he has in there.
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So we wait for Fury and the guys?
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My shield is made from a one of
a kind adamantium/vibranium alloy.
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So, I guess he wants it back.
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If Doom has time to
reverse engineer that metal,
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he could turn his armor,
or any kind of weapon,
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into something unstoppable.
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Big ups to my boy Spider-man
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for making all my dreams come true!
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I don't want to be
Doom's boy! Let's do this!
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I mean, if you're ready.
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Doctor Doom has
Doomdogs? That's adorable.
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What? It is.
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You go high. I'll take
the ground assault.
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Web them to the floor.
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I was gonna do that
as a surprise for you!
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But now you've gone and ruined it!
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Cap? Cap!
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Ha! Wow.
Captain America.
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- Bringing it skewer style.
- This isn't the fight.
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It's not?
Sure feels like fighting.
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This is a distraction.
He's trying to buy time
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so he can analyze the shield.
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Well, it's totally working.
I'm distracted.
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We'll work on that.
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The intruders have reached level two.
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I need more time.
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Is this gonna work?
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- We just need to slow them down.
- That means no.
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I expected this to be a
lot easier with you around.
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Captain America?
I'm sorry.
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I just wanted to play with it!
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I know, right? It's so light!
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And colorful!
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They're right behind us.
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Don't focus on them.
They're not the fight.
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What if one of the Doombots
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is actually Doctor Doom
pretending to be a Doombot?
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- It's never that easy.
- Never ever?
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- Can I focus on 'em now?
- Web wide and run.
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- Run? Really?
- Know the fight.
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"Know the fight?"
Wait, is this a lesson?
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Should I be taking notes?
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The shield's not here!
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It's in Latverian.
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Wow, that's a fun fact, but, Cap?
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Uh, maybe we should hurry it up?
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Incredible.
New York, Washington, Dallas, Cleveland.
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Doom was using this embassy
as a base of operations for an invasion!
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Really, Cleveland?
Why?
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Oh, never mind.
We've got company!
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How did you do the wha...
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It says "Doombot master control"
in Latverian. Tools in the toolbox.
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That's right, kids!
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Stay in school, learn
Latverian and save the world!
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What now?
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- Roof.
- Roof?
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Doom is trying to escape!
And he's got your shield!
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This day has gone to the dogs.
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Eh, Cap?
You have a plan, right?
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We stop Doom at all costs.
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Nice doggy.
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Oh no, Doomsy, you are
so not getting away!
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Don't you know not to leave your
pets at home when you're away?
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Cap, know the fight!
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Knock! Knock!
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You're under arrest, Doom!
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You can't arrest me in my own
embassy. It's Latverian soil.
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You're not standing on soil.
We're in American airspace.
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Ohh, burn.
248
00:17:12,854 --> 00:17:15,756
Let's see what this does!
249
00:17:28,870 --> 00:17:31,906
Not one step closer.
250
00:17:31,940 --> 00:17:34,775
That shield doesn't belong to you, Doom.
251
00:17:34,809 --> 00:17:39,880
I know what this is. And I know
how much it is worth to you.
252
00:17:39,915 --> 00:17:42,616
Why would you be so careless with it
253
00:17:42,651 --> 00:17:45,719
as too entrust it to an idiot child?
254
00:17:45,754 --> 00:17:48,589
Child? Well I'm rubber
and you're glue,
255
00:17:48,623 --> 00:17:51,692
whatever you say bounces
of me... never mind.
256
00:17:51,726 --> 00:17:53,504
Besides, this isn't about me!
257
00:17:53,555 --> 00:17:55,623
You were getting ready to
make an attack on America!
258
00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:59,527
And you handed an
enemy of America the key
259
00:17:59,561 --> 00:18:02,663
to making the world
over in my own image.
260
00:18:02,697 --> 00:18:04,565
Your own image?
261
00:18:07,536 --> 00:18:10,437
Hold on.
We'll make you a deal, Doomsy.
262
00:18:10,472 --> 00:18:13,541
Give us the shield and you can
get back in your Doom mobile
263
00:18:13,575 --> 00:18:14,775
and drive back to Doomville.
264
00:18:14,810 --> 00:18:16,577
What's the strategy here?
265
00:18:16,611 --> 00:18:20,414
He gives back the shield and in
return we don't tell the world
266
00:18:20,448 --> 00:18:23,083
that a teenager and a shield-less
Captain America beat the
267
00:18:23,084 --> 00:18:25,719
metal pants off of him and all
his egobots all by ourselves.
268
00:18:30,725 --> 00:18:34,461
Being doctor Doom has got to
be all about reputation, right?
269
00:18:34,496 --> 00:18:36,530
Without that you're
just a guy with a cape
270
00:18:36,565 --> 00:18:38,499
that vaguely smells of Bologna.
271
00:18:38,533 --> 00:18:39,767
Ha!
272
00:18:47,809 --> 00:18:50,578
Ok, Doom, one last chance!
273
00:18:50,612 --> 00:18:55,449
I promise you, I will destroy
you and then I will destroy...
274
00:18:55,483 --> 00:18:59,486
Yeah, about that, I learned
some pretty cool things today.
275
00:18:59,521 --> 00:19:00,588
And the big lesson
learned was...
276
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Ohh!
Know the fight.
277
00:19:04,759 --> 00:19:07,428
See you were fighting us
278
00:19:07,462 --> 00:19:10,731
but we weren't fighting
you. We were stalling.
279
00:19:15,804 --> 00:19:18,539
Um... we were stalling.
280
00:19:18,573 --> 00:19:21,575
Gotta get the volume on
this microphone adjusted.
281
00:19:32,621 --> 00:19:34,722
I think it's time you give
the man back his shield.
282
00:19:36,524 --> 00:19:41,595
Take it.
My plans require no such trinkets.
283
00:19:41,630 --> 00:19:43,564
About those plans...
284
00:19:43,598 --> 00:19:46,634
You're under arrest for
conspiring to attack America.
285
00:19:46,668 --> 00:19:51,572
Be my guest. My embassy officials
will have me released by nightfall.
286
00:19:55,644 --> 00:19:57,745
Well fought.
287
00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:59,647
Can I be your sidekick?
288
00:19:59,681 --> 00:20:01,715
You're good, but I don't
really do sidekicks well.
289
00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:02,816
Bygones?
290
00:20:02,851 --> 00:20:05,686
Bygones?
Wait-a-minute.
291
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:08,489
You didn't scratch my
Spider-cycle, did you?
292
00:20:11,860 --> 00:20:15,696
Doombot dogs?
No, not buying it.
293
00:20:15,730 --> 00:20:19,733
And you got Doctor
Doom deported? Really?
294
00:20:19,768 --> 00:20:23,837
And he was all...
"you only found me by accident!
295
00:20:23,872 --> 00:20:27,641
You could never match
my intellect man to man."
296
00:20:27,676 --> 00:20:29,843
Uh-huh.
And what did you say?
297
00:20:29,878 --> 00:20:32,646
I said, "I can live with that."
298
00:20:32,681 --> 00:20:36,583
But you've all learned some
valuable tactical lessons, right?
299
00:20:36,618 --> 00:20:38,652
Let's see...
know your fight.
300
00:20:38,687 --> 00:20:41,588
Our powers are only
one tool in the toolbox.
301
00:20:41,623 --> 00:20:44,825
No! I mean about touching
things that don't belong to you.
302
00:20:44,859 --> 00:20:47,628
Oh, yeah. Because you
might accidentally stop
303
00:20:47,662 --> 00:20:49,697
a madman from taking over the world.
304
00:20:51,533 --> 00:20:53,634
And... you're welcome?
305
00:20:53,668 --> 00:20:55,736
You think international
incidents are funny?
306
00:20:55,770 --> 00:20:58,706
Hey, Phil, how would you
like to hold my shield?
307
00:20:58,740 --> 00:21:02,743
Really?
Oh, ooh, wow. It's so light.
308
00:21:02,777 --> 00:21:05,512
There could be some future Avengers here
309
00:21:05,547 --> 00:21:07,514
if you all stay out of trouble.
310
00:21:07,549 --> 00:21:08,716
Sir, yes sir!
311
00:21:11,619 --> 00:21:13,654
I'll take that back now.
312
00:21:13,688 --> 00:21:15,723
You got it, Cap!
Here you go!
313
00:21:23,112 --> 00:21:28,556
I'll get it.
Here we go again!
314
00:21:30,338 --> 00:21:33,215
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