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-J "j"
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- Okay, who's hungry?
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The little ones first.
Whoa, boy.
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Hank & bloom:
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Bloom: You understand me?!
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Mornin' you.
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Mwah!
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Hey.
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Do you... wanna meet
your great great great...
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- Meemaw?
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- You know she's gonna
turn 100 this summer.
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- That isn't true.
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- She is so old, she
was born before TV.
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- No one was born before TV.
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- Mm-hmm, before cars.
- Before horses.
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Maybe even before
the trees themselves.
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You wanna ask her yourself?
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- Really?
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- I was aimin' for
it to be a surprise.
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You and I have never
taken a trip together.
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So, we'll get the bus in cordia
and we'll zip on over to joplin,
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and then we'll catch a greyhound
to Minnesota from there.
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- How long does the bus take
to get to Minnesota from here?
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- I don't know, nearly 14 hours.
- Maybe longer.
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Everything just takes
longer on the bus.
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But, it is past time that
you met your up north people.
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- What about dad?
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- Do you think anything can
happen in this house that
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he doesn't already know about?
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- Don't have to pack?
- Already done.
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I packed for both of us.
So, come on!
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Let's get a hurry up shoes!
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- What about your garden?
- Don't you worry about it.
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Mother earth has a way of
takin' care of her own kind.
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So let's get to gettin'!
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- Connor, you
the reinforcements?
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- Impartial observer.
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- Where you off to, bloom? Hm?
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You can't take him.
That's my boy.
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- I'm doing things my way now.
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Jack doesn't have to go anywhere
he doesn't already wanna go.
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- Oh my god,
I am sick to death of
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your hippy-dippy
tree-huggin' bullshit.
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Well, you...
You wanna take him up
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to meet the rest of
your fucked-up family?
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No, absolutely not.
He's staying here with me.
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You wanna go? Go right ahead.
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But I thought I got you away
from that goddamn nonsense.
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- Obviously my first mistake.
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- Oh, bloom. Jack is
never gonna become a man...
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- Oh, you are some kind of man?
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With all the separatist
survival bullshit?
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You are nothing but
a two-bit terrorist.
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Did you hear her?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Fucking terrorist?
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Oh, I get it! I get it!
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This is the part where
you call me a Nazi again.
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- Get out of my way.
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- Go ahead, bloom.
- You just keep pushing me.
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Keep it up, 'cuz I'm all the
way done takin' it, you hear me?
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- What do we have here? What?
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- I didn't do any...
- Hank: I was halfway to Wichita
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when I realized
I didn't have this.
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- That's why I turned around.
- That is a lie.
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You planted it along
with that fuckin' bottle.
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Well played!
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- Come on, save it
for Rudy Spaulding.
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The chief is waitin' for you!
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I'm makin' a citizen's
arrest, you hear me?
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- Jack: Dad.
- Huh?
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- Hey!
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- You better stay
out of this, kid.
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- Honey, don't. It's okay.
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- Come on.
- Bloom: Beth.
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Beth, you see to it that
Jack is taken care of.
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Don't leave him alone
and I will be back soon!
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I will get a lawyer
and I'm gonna give...
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- Who the fuck do you think
they're gonna listen to?!
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You? A fuckin' drunk
with an arrest record
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and a history of mental illness?
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Or me, a decorated
former marine, huh?
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- You come now, Jack.
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We're gonna get your
mom the help she needs.
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- You know how
this goes, sweetie.
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This ain't the
first time nor the last.
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You've got to
wait out the storm.
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Your mom's tough.
It ain't no thing to her.
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- I haven't seen her touch a
bottle in god knows how long.
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- Why don't
we just find something
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to take your
mind off things? Hm?
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I'm sure it'll all work out.
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- Beth, you don't understand.
- He was gonna hit her. Again!
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And I just stood there.
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You're saying wait out the storm
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and then things
will go back to normal.
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But then there's just gonna
be another storm, and another.
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It's just who he is!
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- Your dad, he's complicated.
- Let's just say that.
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Once your mom's better,
you'll be a family again.
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- You got a plan as to how
you're gonna explain this
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to young Jack, I presume.
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- There was a... a
struggle in the car.
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And she pulled away from
me and the door was open.
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The next thing I knew,
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she was going end over end
in the street.
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The damn woman jumped.
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- That's the story?
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-Yup.
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- It didn't have to go this way.
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What's right is right.
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- It's too late to sing
that song, ain't it?
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- Any word?
- Beth: Not yet.
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I think I'll just stay here
'til your dad gets back.
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- Okay. I just hope mom's okay.
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- Mom!
- No, Jack. Jack, it's me.
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It's just a bad dream.
It's okay.
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It's okay.
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Go back to sleep, all right?
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Aw, fuck.
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- She really did love
this garden of hers.
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- Yeah. But you know what?
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It's completely legal
to keep her on my land.
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Another thing I
love about Kansas.
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Save the planet, fertilize it.
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Beth: What do you got there?
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- Seeds. I think mom
wanted to take them to meemaw.
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- Oh yeah?
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Let's see.
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- I wanna plant them.
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Give her something
nice to come home to.
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-Aww. You are a darlin'.
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It's a new day.
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I always loved
working in the soil.
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Something your mom and I shared.
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The fact that you can plant
anything... a seed, an idea.
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Heck, you can even
plant evidence
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to throw someone off the track.
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- Hey.
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- Jack.
- Dad.
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- Everything okay?
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Look here, it's...
It's really unfortunate
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that you had to see that
yesterday.
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But you need to understand
it... it's probably for the best.
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- Is she coming back?
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- No. No, not anytime soon.
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Jack, do you understand why
your mother wanted to leave?
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She wanted to go some place
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that she could drink
and take her pills.
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And you need to
understand... look at me.
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You need to understand that
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she would've eventually
chosen those things over you.
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Yes, yes, you need to
understand that, Jack.
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You... at the police station,
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she... she had a complete
breakdown.
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I mean, it was... it
was heartbreaking.
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I mean, it was heartbreaking.
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But, you know,
thank the lord Jesus
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she's in the
halfway house right now.
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She's getting the help
that she needs.
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So all that we can do is wait
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and... and... and
see what happens, okay?
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But you gotta stand tall.
Stand tall.
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There you go. Good, be strong.
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- Beth: What are
you doing, Jack?
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You wanna water 'em,
not bleed all over 'em.
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- Jack: How long until
you think they'll sprout?
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Beth: I don't know.
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"Lettuce" consider.
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Do you "carrot" on how long?
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- I guess "weed" better
get a move on, then.
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- Now you're just
beatin' around the bush.
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-All right, so, easiest way
to get in and get a pass,
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you come in on first.
You park on a1.
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You leave your keys in it.
Then you walk.
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- Atf is on the top floor.
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- Yeah, and there's also an IRS
office on four, same building.
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It's small, but... you know,
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it's like a little
extra somethin' special.
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Like a cherry on
top of a sundae... tasty.
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- Oh, man.
- Can you imagine this, Hank?
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It's gonna be just pieces
fallin' three states away.
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It's gonna be rainin'
chunks, man. Chunks.
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- Hank: There'll be
chunks of them in orbit.
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- Connor: Has Jack
read the book?
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- Hank: He will.
- Connor: It's important.
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- Hank: I know it is.
- I shit you not, he will.
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What we're... what we're
doin', this isn't new.
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Secessionism is not new.
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Confederacy ain't new. No.
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We're in the vanguard, man.
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- Connor: I'm an American.
- Damn straight, y'all.
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- How is this possible?
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Mom, your garden.
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It's... it's grown.
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- Jack:
I wish you could see this.
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The flowers remind me of... you.
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- Hank: Jack is never
gonna become a man.
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Who the fuck do you think
they're gonna listen to?
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You or me?
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You better stay
out of this, kid.
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Jack: Is she coming back?
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Hank: No.
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Hank: I'm sorry, mom.
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I miss you.
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- Beth: She doesn't
just love you.
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She loves me, too.
More than I ever deserved.
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- No, that isn't true.
- It is.
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I was afraid she couldn't
be out there on her own.
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Not with all that rotten stuff
bangin' around inside her head.
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- Don't be sad, Beth.
- She'll be back soon.
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Besides, you
helped with the flowers.
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You've shown herjust
how much you love her,
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just by planting them with me.
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Nothing says I love you
better than flowers.
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- Quit your fucking daydreaming.
- You got chores to do.
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The pigs need their dinner.
Don't wait up for me.
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I don't know how
late I'll be back.
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-Yes, sir.
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- Beth: I wish it was
happening tomorrow.
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- The atf is saying
the meeting is in October.
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It's plenty soon enough.
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- Connor: If we still
have 'til October.
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If she hadn't told anybody...
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- Hank: She didn't
tell anyone, Connor.
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- Connor: You can't
be sure about that.
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- But I am. I am sure.
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Because Beth got everything
that she knew out of her
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when she called and told me
she was taking Jack away.
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Damn good on you, Beth.
No, bloom knew.
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She knew exactly
what would happen
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if we ever got raided
by the feds.
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She knew that would be like
puttin' a gun against her head.
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Because I told her.
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I told her myself that
I would put her in the ground
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if the law ever came on my land.
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No, she was crazy, Connor.
But she wasn't fucking stupid.
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- All right.
- Hank: Tomorrow.
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- Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow.
- Hank: All right.
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- Thank the good maker
for women like you, Beth.
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Beth.
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Take good care
of my boy, all right?
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Beth: All right, I will.
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- I know you will.
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- It's okay, it's okay.
- Calm down.
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Come on! Come on!
246
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:53,651
Oh!
247
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:31,897
Aah! Ow! Aah!
248
00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:07,141
- Beth! Beth! Come quick!
249
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:08,744
I need you to help.
I did something stupid.
250
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:09,953
Beth: Jack, you're bleedin'.
251
00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:11,163
We gotta do something
about that arm.
252
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:12,730
- No, no, no.
- Beth, I need your help.
253
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:15,399
- Please, come quick, please!
- Okay, okay, of course I will.
254
00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:19,487
- Come on.
255
00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:36,212
- Jack, I don't see anything.
256
00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:37,463
What are you playing?
257
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:39,507
[Gaspsi
258
00:21:50,601 --> 00:21:52,686
- What the crap is
all this horse pockey?
259
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:54,772
Hey, Jack!
260
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,565
Jack, you in there? You asleep?
261
00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:03,489
What, you run away,
you little shaved tail?
262
00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:05,115
Jack!
263
00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:12,581
Jack: I'm right here.
264
00:22:12,623 --> 00:22:15,584
Hank: Oh! What, you runnin'
265
00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:17,837
a spook house in here
tonight or somethin', Jack?
266
00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:19,129
- Dad.
267
00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:23,384
- What happened?
268
00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:26,011
- I... I did something bad.
269
00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:28,889
I did something
really, really bad.
270
00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:30,933
- What did you do?
271
00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:33,310
- I need help.
- I need your help, dad!
272
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:37,731
- Goddamn it all to hell. What?
273
00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:39,400
- You have to come see.
274
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:43,904
- I didn't mean to find it.
- What?
275
00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:47,658
- In the bushes.
- I... I didn't mean it.
276
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:50,536
- Okay, Jack.
- Jack, listen to me.
277
00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:53,247
Whatever it is that you
think you saw out here,
278
00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:56,458
it's not... I can explain, okay?
279
00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:04,967
Oh my god. Beth. Hey, hey.
280
00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:17,229
Jack, no, no, no! Oh!
Oh, you stupid fucking kid.
281
00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:29,199
- Hank: What the fuck is this?
- Let go!
282
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:33,120
Fuck you, you fucking bitch!
283
00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:46,050
- Hey, Connor.
284
00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:47,235
Dad says get
over here double quick.
285
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,177
Connor: What's this about?
286
00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:49,762
- About a bag, I
don't know what.
287
00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:51,347
He said you know.
And hurry, okay?
288
00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:53,068
- Connor: All right,
all right, I'm comin'.
289
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:05,653
Connor:
290
00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:19,041
- Jack: Mom said meemaw's
going to turn 100 this summer.
291
00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:22,252
I'm glad I'm going
to finally meet her.
292
00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:24,171
Never met someone older than TV.
293
00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:54,618
Regina: I what to do I
294
00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:56,370
I it's a Saturday night I
295
00:24:56,412 --> 00:25:00,374
I lookin' to cause some
trouble, trouble I
296
00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:02,167
I what to play I
297
00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:04,294
I do whatever we like I
298
00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:07,715
I have fun and keep
it subtle, subtle I
299
00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:11,218
j“ time to get a
little too crazy I
300
00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:14,096
I and we're good for
going all out tonight I
301
00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:15,848
Earth to trinice!
302
00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:17,641
Regina: I someone's gotta... I
303
00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:19,059
- sorry.
304
00:25:19,101 --> 00:25:22,438
Regina's voice is just
like... so hypnotic.
305
00:25:22,479 --> 00:25:24,940
- You're actually watching
that video again?
306
00:25:24,982 --> 00:25:26,442
You're, like, fucking obsessed.
307
00:25:26,483 --> 00:25:28,485
- Hey! I gotta support my queen.
308
00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:30,446
- Oh god, can you even
hear yourself right now?
309
00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:33,949
- Look, it's hard work
being Regina's number-one fan.
310
00:25:33,991 --> 00:25:36,577
- Are you kidding?
- All right, get in line.
311
00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:40,039
You haven't even seen her live.
I am her number-one fan.
312
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,832
I would have seen her live
313
00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:44,001
if you would've gotten me
an extra ticket.
314
00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:45,186
- Mm, that sounds like something
315
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:47,504
Regina's number-two fan
would say.
316
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:50,716
- Whatever. You were sitting
in the nosebleeds, anyway.
317
00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:54,344
- Um, uh, you just
don't get it, all right?
318
00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:58,307
Seeing her in concert,
it changes you.
319
00:25:58,348 --> 00:26:01,143
Like, recordings don't
even do herjustice.
320
00:26:01,185 --> 00:26:04,730
Hearing her live, it's
like on a whole other level.
321
00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:07,566
- That Booty's on a whole
'nother level, goddamn.
322
00:26:07,608 --> 00:26:10,027
Those curves are, like, inhuman.
323
00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:13,030
- You know she's like nine
months pregnant, right?
324
00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:14,698
- Yeah, I'd still hit that.
325
00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:16,700
Deborah: Oh my gosh, gross!
326
00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:18,410
Can you try to blow
that out the window?
327
00:26:18,452 --> 00:26:20,037
What if my mom smells it?
328
00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:22,498
- Isn't she at work?
- Deborah's mom: Deborah?
329
00:26:22,539 --> 00:26:24,142
- Why didn't you tell
us your mom was home?
330
00:26:24,166 --> 00:26:26,794
- Her shift got
canceled last minute.
331
00:26:26,835 --> 00:26:28,921
It's not my fault that
Regina went into labor.
332
00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:30,839
Both: What?
333
00:26:33,217 --> 00:26:35,094
- Hey, hon.
334
00:26:35,135 --> 00:26:36,887
Smells like you guys
might be hungry.
335
00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:38,138
Want me to make some dinner?
336
00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:40,599
- Um, no, that's okay.
- We're... we're good.
337
00:26:40,641 --> 00:26:41,892
- I'm gonna go to bed soon.
338
00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:44,478
- Oh, we can have leftovers.
- Yeah.
339
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,230
- Come on, no one
likes a cold meal.
340
00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:48,315
- Mom!
341
00:26:48,357 --> 00:26:52,111
- Well, here's my wallet if
you wanna order some pizzas.
342
00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:01,245
- Okay, what did you
say about Regina?
343
00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:02,538
- Nothing.
344
00:27:02,579 --> 00:27:05,082
- No, you said she was
having her baby tonight.
345
00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:06,893
- My mom will kill me if
anybody else finds out.
346
00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:08,877
- Oh, come on!
- Tell us everything.
347
00:27:08,919 --> 00:27:11,505
Or, I'll post a rumor and
I'll tag your mom, too.
348
00:27:11,547 --> 00:27:14,550
- Okay, fine! All right?
349
00:27:14,591 --> 00:27:16,385
My mom had to go home
because Regina's, like,
350
00:27:16,426 --> 00:27:18,530
shutting down the entire
fourth floor of the hospital.
351
00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:20,430
She's bringing in her
own doctors and stuff.
352
00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:22,808
- Carlos: Hey, why would
she do all that?
353
00:27:22,850 --> 00:27:24,685
- Privacy, duh!
354
00:27:24,726 --> 00:27:28,730
Everyone on planet earth
wants to see Regina's baby.
355
00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:30,583
- Wait, can you imagine
how much money we'd get
356
00:27:30,607 --> 00:27:32,151
for a picture of that kid?
357
00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:34,045
- If she wants to take a
picture, she'll do it herself.
358
00:27:34,069 --> 00:27:35,863
We should respect her privacy.
359
00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:38,115
- Oh, please. She's a superstar.
360
00:27:38,157 --> 00:27:39,592
That basically makes
her public property,
361
00:27:39,616 --> 00:27:41,910
like a national park or Denny's.
362
00:27:41,952 --> 00:27:44,496
No, Deborah's right.
363
00:27:44,538 --> 00:27:47,958
This is a beautiful moment
between a mother and her child.
364
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:52,129
It should be private.
Just Regina and her staff...
365
00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:54,882
And her three biggest fans!
366
00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:56,550
- Are you insane?
367
00:27:56,592 --> 00:27:58,472
- Debs, we should be there
to share this moment.
368
00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:04,474
- Come on, I thought
you were Regina's...
369
00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:05,827
- Trinice & Carlos:
Number-one fan!
370
00:28:05,851 --> 00:28:08,061
- Don't ever question my
loyalty to team Regina.
371
00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:11,815
-All right! But,
how are we gonna get in?
372
00:28:16,778 --> 00:28:18,655
- Backstage pass!
373
00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:22,886
-And we can split the money
from the pictures three ways.
374
00:28:22,910 --> 00:28:23,994
Both: No pictures!
375
00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:26,163
- Okay, fine.
376
00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:30,292
- Regina: J“ time to remind
them who you are I
377
00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:32,562
- Deborah's mom is totally fine
with us spending the night.
378
00:28:32,586 --> 00:28:33,813
- Mom: Well, are
you gonna be good?
379
00:28:33,837 --> 00:28:36,215
- Yeah, don't worry.
- We'll be fine.
380
00:28:36,256 --> 00:28:38,300
- Mom: Yeah, that's
what you always say.
381
00:28:38,342 --> 00:28:39,468
- I gotta go, mom.
382
00:28:39,509 --> 00:28:40,844
- Mom: You better be good.
- Yeah.
383
00:28:40,886 --> 00:28:43,388
- Mom: Love you, sweetie.
- Love you too!
384
00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:44,598
- Bye!
- Mom: Bye!
385
00:28:45,933 --> 00:28:47,726
- God, it's like she
doesn't even trust me.
386
00:28:47,768 --> 00:28:49,746
- Did you mention you were
breaking into a hospital?
387
00:28:49,770 --> 00:28:51,813
- Okay, we're not breaking in.
388
00:28:51,855 --> 00:28:54,608
We have a key.
389
00:28:54,650 --> 00:28:58,654
- Oh my god, I will totally bug
out if I get to meet Regina!
390
00:28:58,695 --> 00:29:00,030
- I wonder who the father is.
391
00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:01,341
Do you think that
he'll be there?
392
00:29:01,365 --> 00:29:03,075
- Oh my god, if we
get a photo of him,
393
00:29:03,116 --> 00:29:05,994
- we'd make so much more money.
- We said no pictures, remember?
394
00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:08,497
- No, Deborah said no
pictures of the baby.
395
00:29:08,538 --> 00:29:10,540
But the daddy's fair game.
396
00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:12,626
- You know what?
- I bet there isn't even a father.
397
00:29:12,668 --> 00:29:16,004
I bet Regina is, like, the
virgin Mary or something, like,
398
00:29:16,046 --> 00:29:18,632
- totally divine.
- Hell yeah.
399
00:29:18,674 --> 00:29:21,301
She's just like us.
She don't need no man!
400
00:29:21,343 --> 00:29:22,678
Yeah, girl!
401
00:29:22,719 --> 00:29:24,221
- Okay, there's
a difference between
402
00:29:24,263 --> 00:29:25,514
"don't need" and "can't get."
403
00:29:25,555 --> 00:29:27,140
Male dj: Breaking news.
404
00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:28,910
- This one's for Regina.
- Shut up. Hey, listen, listen!
405
00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:31,812
- Dj: Rumors are buzzing online
that Regina is about to go into
406
00:29:31,853 --> 00:29:36,233
labor and has been rushed
to an undisclosed location.
407
00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:37,776
That's right!
408
00:29:37,818 --> 00:29:41,780
The queen is about to give
birth, if only we knew where.
409
00:29:41,822 --> 00:29:43,323
- Oh, we know.
410
00:29:43,365 --> 00:29:46,994
- Hell yeah.
- We're comin' Regina!
411
00:29:47,035 --> 00:29:48,370
Dj: Wishing her the best.
412
00:29:48,412 --> 00:29:51,790
Here is Regina's latest
hit, "hungry for you."
413
00:29:53,417 --> 00:29:55,502
- Regina:
J“ time is running out I
414
00:29:55,544 --> 00:29:56,920
ioh j'j'
415
00:30:04,678 --> 00:30:06,638
- How are we supposed
to get past that camera?
416
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:08,432
- Trinice, do you have
your selfie stick?
417
00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:10,642
- Ding! Duh!
- Cool.
418
00:30:41,923 --> 00:30:44,801
- Come on, come on, come on!
- Hurry!
419
00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:46,636
Come on.
420
00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:48,263
- Okay.
421
00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:58,315
- Carlos: This must be it.
- Swipe your card, Deborah.
422
00:30:58,357 --> 00:30:59,441
- I don't know, guys.
423
00:30:59,483 --> 00:31:01,401
Maybe we should give
her her privacy.
424
00:31:01,443 --> 00:31:06,073
- Sounds like a certain fan is
getting bumped to number two.
425
00:31:19,002 --> 00:31:22,464
- Oh my god, it's Regina!
426
00:31:23,673 --> 00:31:26,635
Man: Hey!
427
00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:29,471
You guys shouldn't be in here.
428
00:31:29,513 --> 00:31:30,931
This floor's off limits.
429
00:31:30,972 --> 00:31:32,557
- Um, we... we were lost.
430
00:31:32,599 --> 00:31:33,934
- Oh really?
431
00:31:33,975 --> 00:31:36,311
Where'd you guys
get this key card?
432
00:31:36,353 --> 00:31:39,231
- Um...
433
00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:40,857
- Stop, you're hurting her!
434
00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:42,317
- Stop it! Just...
- Stop!
435
00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:57,582
- Oh shit.
436
00:31:57,624 --> 00:31:59,418
- Is he dead?
437
00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:01,586
- I'm not waiting to find out.
438
00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:10,929
- Come on, Deborah, let's go!
439
00:32:19,479 --> 00:32:21,356
- Hey, guys, do you hear that?
440
00:32:21,398 --> 00:32:22,691
- Hear what?
441
00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:24,317
- You dork, you still
have your earbuds.
442
00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:26,403
- Oh. Duh.
443
00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:30,657
- Probably just like an
electrical hum or something.
444
00:32:30,699 --> 00:32:32,409
- Then why are all the
lights turned off?
445
00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:33,952
- Maybe they're going green.
446
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:36,246
- The elevator!
447
00:33:03,940 --> 00:33:06,109
- Shit. Shit.
448
00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:11,156
- Come on, trinice.
- We gotta bail.
449
00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:15,619
Deborah? Deborah?
450
00:34:27,232 --> 00:34:28,191
- [Gaspsi
451
00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:30,318
- shh! You wanna get us busted?
452
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:32,320
- Something's wrong
with these people.
453
00:34:32,362 --> 00:34:34,364
Maybe Deborah was right.
We shouldn't be here.
454
00:34:34,406 --> 00:34:36,634
- I can't even find Deborah.
- What do you mean, you can't?
455
00:34:36,658 --> 00:34:38,493
- I can't.
- Guys. Guys.
456
00:34:38,535 --> 00:34:41,121
- Trinice:
Oh right here, I found her!
457
00:34:47,294 --> 00:34:50,130
Girls:
458
00:35:03,018 --> 00:35:05,061
- Whoa, check this out.
459
00:35:08,189 --> 00:35:10,233
Creepy.
460
00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:12,902
- Okay. I'm ready to leave now.
461
00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:15,989
Deborah: Look! There she is!
462
00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:25,373
- Trinice: My god,
it's really her!
463
00:35:28,168 --> 00:35:30,462
She's having the baby right now!
464
00:35:30,503 --> 00:35:32,839
- Carlos:
Oh, guys, this is crazy!
465
00:35:32,881 --> 00:35:36,384
Deborah: Oh my god.
466
00:35:36,426 --> 00:35:40,930
We're gonna be the first people
in the world to see this!
467
00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:42,766
Carlos: This is so cool.
468
00:35:47,187 --> 00:35:48,271
- They're hurting her!
469
00:35:48,313 --> 00:35:52,192
- No. It's like an epidural,
right?
470
00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:54,110
It's supposed to
help with the pain?
471
00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:58,740
- [Gaspsi
472
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:03,453
- yeah, that doesn't
look like it's helping.
473
00:36:12,754 --> 00:36:14,589
- What's wrong with their eyes?
474
00:36:20,804 --> 00:36:23,640
Regina:
475
00:36:33,942 --> 00:36:36,486
- I told you. Something
weird is going on.
476
00:36:38,738 --> 00:36:42,242
- Guys, is... is that
supposed to happen?
477
00:36:46,663 --> 00:36:52,585
Regina:
478
00:37:12,814 --> 00:37:16,401
- Carlos, you idiot!
- We said no pictures!
479
00:37:16,443 --> 00:37:19,279
- Maybe she didn't see us.
480
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,448
- I think she saw us!
481
00:37:21,489 --> 00:37:23,783
- That was her.
- What... what the hell?
482
00:37:31,666 --> 00:37:33,668
- Come on, guys, we gotta run!
483
00:37:38,006 --> 00:37:39,591
Guys?
484
00:37:48,183 --> 00:37:49,309
[Yelpsi
485
00:37:52,771 --> 00:37:55,356
Deborah, we gotta run!
486
00:37:55,398 --> 00:37:57,484
Snap out of it!
487
00:37:57,525 --> 00:38:01,029
- Trinice?
488
00:38:01,070 --> 00:38:02,989
- No! Damn it!
489
00:38:05,325 --> 00:38:06,409
Earbuds.
490
00:38:17,545 --> 00:38:21,049
- Don't listen to it!
- What's happening?
491
00:38:21,090 --> 00:38:22,801
- They're controlling
you with that sound.
492
00:38:22,842 --> 00:38:26,179
Keep the cotton in your ears.
493
00:38:26,221 --> 00:38:28,556
- Where's Carlos?
494
00:38:28,598 --> 00:38:33,353
Regina:
495
00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:38,233
- No. No.
496
00:38:43,112 --> 00:38:44,614
- My queen.
497
00:39:00,296 --> 00:39:01,923
Both:
498
00:39:09,472 --> 00:39:13,434
Regina:
499
00:39:15,603 --> 00:39:17,355
- No! No!
500
00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:21,943
Both:
501
00:39:23,653 --> 00:39:25,113
- Oh no!
502
00:39:25,154 --> 00:39:28,074
- Come on, we have
to get into it!
503
00:39:40,295 --> 00:39:42,714
- Help! Trinice!
- No!
504
00:39:42,755 --> 00:39:45,300
Deborah:
505
00:39:45,341 --> 00:39:48,928
Trinice! Help! Help!
506
00:39:52,849 --> 00:39:55,935
Regina:
507
00:40:00,148 --> 00:40:02,400
- The elevator!
- It's the only way out!
508
00:40:04,819 --> 00:40:06,279
Trinice, come on!
509
00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:10,491
- Fuck that.
510
00:40:23,004 --> 00:40:24,964
- Come on, come on!
511
00:40:25,006 --> 00:40:27,175
- There's no time.
- We gotta hide.
512
00:40:27,216 --> 00:40:28,760
- It's almost here! Come on!
513
00:40:54,327 --> 00:40:55,870
Girls:
514
00:41:42,709 --> 00:41:44,293
- Trinice.
515
00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:53,094
Both:
516
00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:57,140
- Come on!
517
00:41:59,017 --> 00:42:01,519
No! No!
518
00:42:01,561 --> 00:42:02,854
Deborah!
519
00:42:20,663 --> 00:42:24,625
Trinice:
520
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:40,975
- Clear!
521
00:42:53,196 --> 00:42:54,906
- We made it.
522
00:43:00,369 --> 00:43:02,009
- We can use this picture to
expose Regina
523
00:43:02,038 --> 00:43:03,539
for the monster she is.
524
00:43:08,252 --> 00:43:09,879
- And destroy her career?
525
00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:12,232
- What the hell are you doing?
- Let's get the hell out of here!
526
00:43:12,256 --> 00:43:15,802
- No! I bought tickets
to her next tour.
527
00:43:15,843 --> 00:43:17,386
- Are you crazy?
528
00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:20,098
We have to tell the police.
529
00:43:20,139 --> 00:43:23,184
- She hasn't even
finished her new album.
530
00:43:23,226 --> 00:43:25,478
- Didn't you see
what that thing did?
531
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:26,813
It killed Carlos!
532
00:43:26,854 --> 00:43:28,856
- She was protecting
her privacy.
533
00:43:28,898 --> 00:43:30,233
- She's a monster!
534
00:43:30,274 --> 00:43:31,692
- She's Regina!
535
00:43:34,737 --> 00:43:36,823
I thought you were
her number-one fan.
536
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,536
I guess this just proves
that you're number two.
537
00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:49,752
Help!
538
00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:19,157
- Help! Help!
539
00:44:19,198 --> 00:44:22,201
Oh, god!
540
00:44:22,243 --> 00:44:25,454
Help!
541
00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:29,375
Deborah, please!
542
00:44:31,878 --> 00:44:33,629
Please!
543
00:44:38,885 --> 00:44:40,571
- Deborah: I feel really
bad about this, trinice.
544
00:44:40,595 --> 00:44:41,929
Really, I do, but...
545
00:44:41,971 --> 00:44:45,683
I just have to
protect Regina's image.
546
00:44:45,725 --> 00:44:48,853
She promised me backstage
passes for life.
547
00:44:48,895 --> 00:44:52,231
You'd understand
if you'd seen her live.
548
00:44:52,273 --> 00:44:54,984
It changes you.
549
00:44:55,026 --> 00:44:56,611
Do you wanna meet her babies?
550
00:45:00,656 --> 00:45:03,534
- Regina says I get to be
their nanny after school.
551
00:45:06,287 --> 00:45:08,873
Aren't they just the cutest?
552
00:45:08,915 --> 00:45:12,710
I just have to remember
to feed them one time!
553
00:45:12,752 --> 00:45:14,021
They've already
had their feeding,
554
00:45:14,045 --> 00:45:16,631
but there's just
so many of them.
555
00:45:16,672 --> 00:45:20,468
Oh, and I told Regina that
we could start with you.
556
00:45:20,509 --> 00:45:23,221
It's like my mom always says...
557
00:45:23,262 --> 00:45:26,224
No one likes a cold meal.
558
00:45:26,265 --> 00:45:29,602
Trinice: No! No! No!
559
00:45:29,644 --> 00:45:33,064
No! No!
560
00:45:34,273 --> 00:45:36,901
Trinice: No! No!
561
00:45:50,998 --> 00:45:55,503
- Regina: J“ time to
remind them who you are I
562
00:45:55,544 --> 00:45:57,964
I you're a superstar,
superstar I
563
00:45:58,005 --> 00:45:59,882
I now you're living large I
564
00:45:59,924 --> 00:46:01,759
I show 'em who's in charge I
565
00:46:01,801 --> 00:46:03,552
I superstar I
566
00:46:03,594 --> 00:46:06,806
I super, super, superstar I
567
00:46:08,557 --> 00:46:10,977
I yeah, yeah I
568
00:46:11,018 --> 00:46:13,854
I super, super, superstar I
569
00:46:15,731 --> 00:46:17,692
I yeah, yeah I
570
00:46:19,193 --> 00:46:23,364
I you're, you're a superstar I
571
00:46:23,406 --> 00:46:25,449
I superstar I
572
00:46:27,076 --> 00:46:29,287
I superstar I
573
00:46:30,454 --> 00:46:35,042
j“ time to remind
them who you are I
574
00:46:35,084 --> 00:46:37,920
I you're a superstar I
575
00:46:37,962 --> 00:46:42,425
j“ time to remind
them who you are I
576
00:46:42,466 --> 00:46:44,260
I you're a superstar I
577
00:46:44,302 --> 00:46:46,137
I superstar I
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