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- Johnny: They're coming
to get you, Barbara.
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- Ben: Tie you up and feed you
to those things.
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- Barbara: It's 8 o'clock
and it's still moving.
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- Man: Hey, come on, Barb,
church was this morning, huh?
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Man on radio:.
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Zombies:
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Zombies:
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Zombies:
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- Wow.
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Rock and roll.
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- I'm in the movie.
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It works.
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There it is.
The crate from the movie.
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And this... this is the monster.
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I can hear him.
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- Not yet, you're not ready.
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- You gotta wait 'til your scene.
- I'll be damned.
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- I can hear it. It's so real.
- This is cra...
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- Can I be of any assistance?
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- You're Christopher Lee.
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Oh my god, you're
Christopher Lee.
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You're Dracula.
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Not just Dracula, you're
Frankenstein, the mummy,
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you're saruman.
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But not in this.
Not in this movie.
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This movie, you are
professor Alexander saxton.
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And this... this is yours.
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- It is, but I
demand an explanation.
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- Okay, well, this
crate is yours.
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And the monster's inside it.
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And he just killed this dude.
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I just saw it happen.
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See? Dead.
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- Sorry.
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- Inspector mi rov.
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What is in there, excellency?
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- Fossils.
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- Mm, yeah, fossils.
- Yeah, you wish, pal.
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I mean, yes.
Yes, it's a mystery.
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- What is a fossil?
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- A stone.
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- There wouldn't be something
valuable in there, like gold?
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- Oh, it's valuable.
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It's not gold, trust me.
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You're in for a surprise.
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- Inspector mirov, I love this.
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I wanna bring this back.
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You look like a
hipster in Brooklyn.
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- Gold? It's...
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Both: A laboratory specimen.
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Saxton: No value to it.
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- Captain?
- Yes, sir.
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- You get your men to put
the crate on the train.
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- It's... it's Christopher Lee.
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- Oh god. I did it.
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It works.
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- Lift it up.
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Off you go.
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- You look the same.
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No offense, I actually never
noticed you in the movie,
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but I remember you.
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You look the same.
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- Follow me.
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- Oh my god.
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It works.
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Simon: It works.
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I'm gonna be rich.
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I'm gonna be rich.
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Oh! Oh my god.
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- Renee! Renee!
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- I'm out here, honey.
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- It works!
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I did it, it works!
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The immersopod, my invention.
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- It works?
- It works.
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- Show me.
- Okay, come on.
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Come on. Come on.
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- Oh, you're pulling.
- Come on.
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- Honey, I'm wearing heels,
stop. By the pool.
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- Okay, okay, okay.
- Come on, come on.
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You gotta close your eyes.
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No, no, uh, okay, okay.
Close 'em, close 'em.
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- Honey.
- Okay, okay.
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I give you the immersopod.
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The world's first vr immersion
home theater system.
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Vr, virtual reality.
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- Right, yes, okay.
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I read a book by a man
named William Gibson.
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- I know, just listen.
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Okay, so check it out.
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So, hundreds of miniature
cameras scan the user's body and
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feed the information through
a series of hard drives,
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which can then be merged
with any preexisting data.
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- It's brilliant, honey.
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- No, that's not
the brilliant part.
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You know what?
Try it, just get in. Get in.
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- No, no, no, it looks cramped.
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I mean, can you even
move around in there?
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- No, you can't. You can only
really move your thumb,
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but that's all you need.
You turn it on, you turn it off.
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- No, I don't think so, honey.
- I get so claustrophobic.
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- But... but... see, you'll
think you're moving.
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It's like when you dream.
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If you dream you're running,
you don't really run anywhere,
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but you believe
that you're running.
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The pod works the same way.
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The scans are fed through
a neural transmitter.
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You imagine the move,
and in the vr, you move.
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That's the brilliant part.
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- Wonderful, right.
- Yeah,
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but instead
of moving in a dream,
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you're moving inside of a movie.
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Right, whatever your
favorite movie is.
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"The godfather," "jaws."
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If it's in the hard
drive, you can be in it.
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- Which movie are you in?
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- "Horror express," of course.
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- I should have known.
- Yeah.
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It was the first movie that my
dad took me to that wasn't,
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you know, like a kids' movie.
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Uh, it just blew me away.
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It's got everything.
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Peter cushing,
Christopher Lee, a monster.
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I fell head over heels
in love with...
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The whole movie. Everything.
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See, what this really is
is an escape pod from life.
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All those people out
there, just waking up,
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desperate for a way out.
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They hate their jobs,
their home life is a prison.
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All those poor slobs drinking
beer in front of the TV,
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desperate, trapped
in a dead end...
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- Dead end what?
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- You just said,
"trapped in a dead end."
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What?
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- It's a situation, anything.
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But see now, they
won't just watch TV,
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now they can actually crawl
inside it and escape!
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You have to try it.
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- I don't... I don't want to.
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I don't want to.
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- How could you not want to?
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- Maybe I'm not desperate
for a way out, Simon.
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Maybe I don't feel
trapped in a situation.
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Or am I?
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- What?
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- What was that?
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- What was what?
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- Um, did... did I do
something to upset you?
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- Did you even hear the words
coming out of your mouth?
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Is that why you
invented that thing?
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To escape your terrible life?
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Am I really that awful?
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- No.
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You're reading into this.
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No, no.
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- Are you sure?
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Simon, we've been married
for barely a year.
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And you have spent every
moment working on that thing.
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We don't go anywhere,
we don't do anything.
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We live in the same house,
and I never see you.
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- But it's for... it's for you.
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I mean, it's for us.
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That thing is... Renee, how... how
could you think that...
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Look at me.
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Hey, look at me, come on.
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When I asked your father
for permission to marry you,
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remember what he said?
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- He said no.
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- That's right, yeah,
I know, he said no.
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But I didn't let
that stop me, did I?
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I went to work on him.
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-And he still said no.
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- Yeah.
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-And he hasn't forgiven me
for that, and he won't ever.
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I know him.
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He said that you
didn't have any money,
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so you were marrying
me for mine.
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He said that I would never
really know if you love me and
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that somewhere in the back of my
mind, I would always wonder.
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And I get it, I'm not that
pretty, I'm not that exciting,
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- but I am rich.
- Stop.
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- He said, "Renee, he's going
to take your money and make you
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look like a fool."
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Do not make me look like a fool.
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- Listen to me.
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I said it on our wedding day,
and I will say it again now.
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And I mean every word.
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For richer or poorer,
to love and to Cherish
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'til death do us part.
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- Do you mean it, honestly?
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'Til death do us part?
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- Honey, 'til death do us part.
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- I mean it.
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- Baggage man?
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- Alucca, what's
the matter with you?
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- Yes, countess?
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- You have a safe for valuables?
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- Yes, countess.
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I shall make out a receipt.
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- Countess.
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I can't believe I'm
finally meeting you.
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- Alucca's afraid of something.
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- Oh, I promise you I'm
not that frightening.
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I'm a dog lover.
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A friend of mine
was gonna buy one.
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I said, "adopt, don't shop."
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- Normally she likes englishmen.
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All we Poles do.
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Oh, england.
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Of course, yes, where I'm from.
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Yes, cheers.
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- Oh, yes, england.
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Queen Victoria, crumpets.
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- Edgar Wright, the spice girls.
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- Shakespeare.
- Oh, I love all that stuff.
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Yes, I love england.
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I gotta say, I prefer Poland.
I do.
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I was gonna go there on vacation
once with my wi... my... my...
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You know, there's an old English
tradition that when a gentlemen
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meets a lady as beautiful as
yourself, he buys her a drink.
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May I?
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- Oh, she's really afraid.
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- Yeah, it's not... i'm
good with dogs.
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Dogs usually like me.
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I wonder what it is.
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- Oh, the monster.
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- What?
- What?
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- Maybe she'll
like the bar better.
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Get her a little water, maybe
they'll have some...
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Little bowl with water.
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I think... I bet they'll do
that, it's a nice train.
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- Hmm.
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- Should we go there?
- Maybe.
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- Okay, yes, madame.
- Oh, of course.
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- Hey, how long
have you been up?
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- Oh, hey, sorry.
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Um, I got up just
before you did.
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Beat the alarm by one minute.
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- Um, I was thinking, since
you're finished
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with your invention,
we should celebrate.
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-Yeah, sure.
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- We could go to oberge,
and I'll call Raymond
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- and get our old table.
- Good, yeah, do that.
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Good, good.
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- Okay, great, I'll just, um...
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- Oh, boy.
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Okay.
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- Okay.
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- You wish to see us?
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- I thought one of you might
know what happened
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to the baggage man.
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- I haven't the remotest idea.
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- What about you?
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- Perhaps it had something to do
with what's inside that crate.
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- I agree with you.
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He was trying to open it
when something happened!
257
00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:39,215
- What?
258
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:43,844
- Sorry, oop, coming through.
- Sorry. That wasn't me.
259
00:21:43,886 --> 00:21:46,472
- Fortunately, he
was interrupted.
260
00:21:46,514 --> 00:21:49,016
- Why are you so worried
about it being opened?
261
00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:50,810
- It may be my fault.
262
00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:52,520
I asked the baggage
man to take a look.
263
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:54,772
I was curious.
264
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,315
- It was no concern of yours.
265
00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:59,485
Or of yours.
266
00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:01,904
- Konev, see if you can
open the crate with that.
267
00:22:04,198 --> 00:22:05,324
Go ahead!
268
00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:29,807
- Sorry, I just had
to say, Peter cushing...
269
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,225
- My god.
- I'm a huge fan.
270
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:33,727
- Dr. Wells.
- The baggage man.
271
00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:35,831
- What was in there?
- Christopher Lee. This is nuts.
272
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,457
- I told you a fossil.
- You guys are great.
273
00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:38,482
Okay, keep going.
274
00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:39,984
- Lived two million years ago.
275
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,621
You made it.
276
00:22:52,663 --> 00:22:55,666
- Don't get up, please.
277
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:56,792
- Please.
278
00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:02,172
- Where did you disappear to?
279
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,925
- Oh, earlier, yes,
I'm sorry about that.
280
00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:08,804
I was in another
part of the train.
281
00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:18,814
-You know, I heard
there was a murder.
282
00:23:18,856 --> 00:23:20,316
- Yes, yes, there was.
283
00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:23,319
I... I fear there'll
be others too.
284
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:26,113
But... you'll be safe with me.
285
00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:27,990
I promise.
286
00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:29,867
- That's funny.
287
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:32,870
Because I feel with you,
I'm in great danger.
288
00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:34,747
- With me? Nah.
289
00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:41,795
Danger of what?
290
00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:54,016
- Oh my god, I've been in love
with you since I was a boy.
291
00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:55,601
You and only you.
292
00:23:55,643 --> 00:24:00,356
- Uh. How is that possible?
293
00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:04,735
- Oh, countess, you'll soon
learn, anything is possible.
294
00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:36,976
- Oh, hey.
295
00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:40,270
- Hey.
296
00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:41,855
- What's going on?
297
00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:43,148
Are you sick?
298
00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:45,317
- Sss... yeah.
299
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:47,903
Yeah, you know, I think I...
I think I am getting sick.
300
00:24:47,945 --> 00:24:49,571
- Of course you are.
301
00:24:49,613 --> 00:24:51,699
You've been working so hard.
302
00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:54,660
- We need to get you to bed.
- Yes.
303
00:24:55,703 --> 00:24:57,371
- Dinner.
- Mm-hmm.
304
00:24:57,413 --> 00:24:58,789
- No.
- No, no, it's fine.
305
00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:02,876
- No, it's not fine. You go.
306
00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:04,044
- What?
- Yeah.
307
00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:06,422
You should go, you deserve it.
308
00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:08,757
You know what?
Call one of your friends.
309
00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:12,511
Just go. Have a great time,
really.
310
00:25:12,553 --> 00:25:15,764
Oh god, I... I'm really sick.
311
00:25:15,806 --> 00:25:17,307
This is not good.
312
00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:25,190
- Okay, well, I'll see you then.
313
00:25:28,402 --> 00:25:30,571
- Hey.
- Uh, hey.
314
00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:33,490
- That was Millicent
from the tennis club.
315
00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:35,993
So if you're feeling well
enough to stay home alone,
316
00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:38,203
I'm gonna go to oberge with her.
317
00:25:38,245 --> 00:25:40,998
- Oh, yeah, totally,
honey, I'll be okay.
318
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,916
I just wish I could go.
319
00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:44,835
I love that place.
320
00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:45,961
Well, have fun.
321
00:25:46,003 --> 00:25:48,172
Tell her I say hi.
322
00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:50,758
- Have fun, but not too much fun.
- Okay.
323
00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:52,885
Alright, well, feel better.
324
00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:55,220
Thanks.
325
00:26:44,728 --> 00:26:47,481
- Man: Hello?
- Hi, dad.
326
00:26:47,523 --> 00:26:49,733
I hope I'm not disturbing you.
327
00:26:49,775 --> 00:26:52,152
I know we haven't spoken
in such a long time.
328
00:26:55,239 --> 00:26:57,533
Man: How is your husband?
329
00:26:57,574 --> 00:26:59,034
- He's... he's fine.
330
00:26:59,076 --> 00:27:01,745
He's fine, we are good.
331
00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:04,182
He's actually, um... he's working
on a new invention right now,
332
00:27:04,206 --> 00:27:05,499
believe it or not.
333
00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:09,628
Who paid for it?
334
00:27:09,670 --> 00:27:12,214
- Well, the money's not
really the point, dad.
335
00:27:12,256 --> 00:27:14,716
Man: You sure about that?
336
00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:46,415
- Simon!
337
00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:54,590
- Simon?
338
00:28:21,450 --> 00:28:23,952
Simon: Oh my god.
339
00:28:23,994 --> 00:28:27,956
Holy shit.
340
00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:37,466
- Hello, Simon.
341
00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:40,844
- I didn't hear you come in.
342
00:28:40,886 --> 00:28:43,222
- No, you didn't.
343
00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:46,016
I was just in the office
344
00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:49,895
finishing up some paperwork.
345
00:28:49,937 --> 00:28:51,355
Good night, countess.
346
00:29:17,214 --> 00:29:21,551
Simon:
347
00:29:44,950 --> 00:29:48,620
Renee:
348
00:30:05,387 --> 00:30:07,973
- Very curious.
349
00:30:08,015 --> 00:30:09,725
- Scalpel.
- Mm-hmm.
350
00:30:13,437 --> 00:30:15,272
- Can you keep that still?
- Mm.
351
00:30:20,027 --> 00:30:21,153
- What is he doing?
352
00:30:21,194 --> 00:30:22,863
- Pre pan.
353
00:30:30,954 --> 00:30:34,458
Count, I'm Renee sherman.
354
00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:37,794
I have heard so much about you.
355
00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:42,341
You see, my husband is
sleeping with your wife.
356
00:30:42,382 --> 00:30:44,426
- Band saw.
357
00:30:44,468 --> 00:30:45,844
- Here you are, doctor.
358
00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:55,562
- It's true, ask her.
359
00:30:55,604 --> 00:30:57,230
Ask her where she
was last night.
360
00:31:01,568 --> 00:31:02,819
Tell him.
361
00:31:04,196 --> 00:31:05,697
- Can you tell me how he died?
362
00:31:09,159 --> 00:31:11,536
- Smooth as a baby's bottom.
363
00:31:11,578 --> 00:31:13,747
You saw this man today
and he was normal?
364
00:31:13,789 --> 00:31:16,124
- Absolutely.
- Renee: Tell him.
365
00:31:16,166 --> 00:31:17,793
Tell him where you were.
366
00:31:19,169 --> 00:31:20,754
- He will never be yours.
367
00:31:20,796 --> 00:31:22,297
[Gaspsi
368
00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:30,847
- What's so special
about this brain?
369
00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:36,144
- Learning and memory are
engraved on the normal brain,
370
00:31:36,186 --> 00:31:38,480
leaving a wrinkled surface.
371
00:31:40,774 --> 00:31:45,153
This brain has been drained,
the memory has been removed.
372
00:31:45,195 --> 00:31:47,823
Like chalk erased
from a blackboard.
373
00:32:23,859 --> 00:32:25,485
- He loves me!
374
00:32:25,527 --> 00:32:26,820
He loves me!
375
00:32:26,862 --> 00:32:28,113
- You know what? Fuck you!
376
00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:29,865
Keep running, countess!
377
00:32:29,906 --> 00:32:31,867
You stay away from my husband.
378
00:32:31,908 --> 00:32:33,702
You think you can steal him?
God!
379
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:38,248
What is this fucking movie?
I hate this movie.
380
00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:40,709
No one's ever seen
"horror express."
381
00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:42,752
Do not make me come back
382
00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:44,963
into this goddamn movie.
383
00:33:53,949 --> 00:33:55,116
- You feeling better?
384
00:33:55,158 --> 00:33:57,035
- I am, yeah. I don't
know... it was weird.
385
00:33:57,077 --> 00:33:58,971
- Must have been a bug.
- I don't think it was a bug.
386
00:33:58,995 --> 00:33:59,913
I think it was a feature.
387
00:33:59,955 --> 00:34:01,957
- What?
- Hmm?
388
00:34:01,998 --> 00:34:04,376
- What... what's all this?
389
00:34:04,417 --> 00:34:05,686
- There was a leak
under the sink,
390
00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:07,671
so I'm gonna bring all
this down to the garage.
391
00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:12,259
I made breakfast!
392
00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:15,136
- I'll just have some coffee.
- I gotta go check on the pod.
393
00:34:15,178 --> 00:34:17,180
- Okay, honey.
- Do what you gotta do.
394
00:34:17,222 --> 00:34:19,015
- Great.
- Simon?
395
00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:21,476
- Yeah?
- You said you wanted coffee.
396
00:34:23,270 --> 00:34:24,646
Unless you didn't mean it.
397
00:34:26,189 --> 00:34:30,569
Unless you said it,
but you didn't mean it.
398
00:34:30,610 --> 00:34:32,696
- No. Yeah, thanks.
399
00:34:34,322 --> 00:34:36,199
I meant it.
400
00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:05,997
- What is this?
401
00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:10,627
- Who are you people?
402
00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:13,129
Why are we in black and white?
403
00:36:23,139 --> 00:36:24,891
- Oh, I'm in the wrong movie.
404
00:36:36,611 --> 00:36:39,280
- Oh, I know this one.
405
00:36:39,322 --> 00:36:40,990
- Cool.
- Help me, man!
406
00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:44,160
- Yeah, I'm... sorry,
I can't help.
407
00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,121
You'll be fine.
Well, one of you will.
408
00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:51,543
- Classic.
409
00:36:51,584 --> 00:36:53,086
Really cool.
410
00:36:53,128 --> 00:36:55,630
Smell. You smell the zombies.
411
00:36:55,672 --> 00:36:57,006
That shouldn't be good.
412
00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:59,217
You guys are in a struggle
for your life, sorry.
413
00:36:59,259 --> 00:37:00,677
But amazing!
414
00:37:05,098 --> 00:37:06,891
- Oh, whoa.
415
00:37:06,933 --> 00:37:09,436
Oh, oh, man, oh my god.
416
00:37:09,477 --> 00:37:11,229
Genuinely scary.
417
00:37:11,271 --> 00:37:12,564
So good.
418
00:37:16,276 --> 00:37:18,361
- This is really cool.
- I wish I could stay.
419
00:37:18,403 --> 00:37:21,406
Uh, I can't.
I don't belong here.
420
00:37:21,448 --> 00:37:22,782
But so cool.
421
00:37:22,824 --> 00:37:24,367
Alright, bye-bye.
422
00:37:28,538 --> 00:37:31,082
My thumb.
423
00:37:36,171 --> 00:37:38,423
- Hold on, hold on, ah!
424
00:37:38,465 --> 00:37:39,674
I'm trapped.
425
00:37:39,716 --> 00:37:43,344
Help! Renee, push the button!
Help!
426
00:37:43,386 --> 00:37:44,864
Wait, wait, wait,
I'm in the wrong movie.
427
00:37:44,888 --> 00:37:45,847
Stop, pause, pause.
428
00:37:45,889 --> 00:37:48,767
Hey, hey, hey, hey! Help!
429
00:37:48,808 --> 00:37:51,478
Renee, push the button!
430
00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:54,481
Renee! Help!
431
00:37:54,522 --> 00:37:58,943
Renee! Renee! Wait!
432
00:38:40,485 --> 00:38:42,612
Mm.
433
00:39:10,431 --> 00:39:13,893
- Man: Airbase 51, hailing all
frequencies towards the creek.
434
00:39:13,935 --> 00:39:17,063
Tarmac has been compromised,
they have taken over.
435
00:39:17,105 --> 00:39:19,232
We fall back
436
00:39:19,274 --> 00:39:21,109
Find, bolt door seven.
437
00:39:21,150 --> 00:39:22,986
Proceed with extreme caution.
438
00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:24,362
Good luck.
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