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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:51,850 When I was 5, Mom and I visited her hometown, Chiuchow 2 00:00:52,058 --> 00:00:55,350 The elders insisted on having a hotpot party despite the hot weather 3 00:00:55,850 --> 00:00:56,700 All foodies say Chiuchow hotpot 4 00:00:56,725 --> 00:00:59,141 is all about Shacha sauce 5 00:00:59,350 --> 00:01:01,225 But I saw no Shacha sauce there 6 00:01:01,558 --> 00:01:03,308 All I could find was this chilli sauce 7 00:01:03,724 --> 00:01:07,308 They said as a Chiuchow boy, I had to try this sauce 8 00:01:07,349 --> 00:01:10,098 So I did and it burnt like hell on its way in... 9 00:01:10,099 --> 00:01:11,766 burnt even more on its way out 10 00:01:13,182 --> 00:01:15,349 Despite my diarrhea episodes... 11 00:01:15,474 --> 00:01:18,641 Granduncle insisted that I'd get used to that sauce eventually 12 00:01:19,099 --> 00:01:22,349 That's why he always brought us 2 jars whenever he visited HK 13 00:01:22,724 --> 00:01:26,224 this chilli sauce has always been an inseparable part of my life 14 00:01:26,724 --> 00:01:28,098 From that moment on... 15 00:01:28,099 --> 00:01:32,057 our fridge has always been stocked with this chilli sauce 16 00:02:40,763 --> 00:02:42,386 Until recently, 17 00:02:42,387 --> 00:02:46,262 I was confident our music festival could be run in a way 18 00:02:53,637 --> 00:02:55,636 due to the recently tightened rules regulations 19 00:02:55,637 --> 00:02:58,887 on running large scale outdoor events in Hong Kong 20 00:03:07,012 --> 00:03:10,095 Coba, please prepare the cancellation announcement by today. 21 00:03:10,428 --> 00:03:11,386 As I'm saying... 22 00:03:11,387 --> 00:03:12,803 I was thinking that... 23 00:03:15,136 --> 00:03:16,928 I was thinking that, maybe we could... 24 00:03:21,511 --> 00:03:22,553 call you hear me? 25 00:03:24,678 --> 00:03:26,011 What's going on over there, Man? 26 00:03:35,511 --> 00:03:37,302 Can someone get the door? 27 00:03:48,885 --> 00:03:50,385 Someone's at the door 28 00:03:53,052 --> 00:03:55,551 Answer the freaking door! 29 00:04:01,593 --> 00:04:02,468 Sir, 30 00:04:02,469 --> 00:04:03,758 why aren't you wearing a mask? 31 00:04:03,759 --> 00:04:04,843 Because I'm at home 32 00:04:05,093 --> 00:04:06,467 Wanna unmask to catch your breath? 33 00:04:06,468 --> 00:04:07,759 You've got a parcel 34 00:04:08,676 --> 00:04:09,509 Your address: 35 00:04:09,510 --> 00:04:11,841 1st floor, 12 Hung Shui Kiu Main Street, correct? 36 00:04:11,843 --> 00:04:12,884 Yes 37 00:04:13,384 --> 00:04:14,884 Are you Mr. Alan Cheung? 38 00:04:15,634 --> 00:04:16,676 Funny 39 00:04:17,009 --> 00:04:19,342 You've got the name right and the address right 40 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:20,842 But I haven't bought anything 41 00:04:21,759 --> 00:04:24,342 I don't shop online; how do I get a parcel? 42 00:04:25,009 --> 00:04:26,259 Sign the form first? 43 00:04:27,217 --> 00:04:28,424 What's in it? 44 00:04:28,425 --> 00:04:29,966 Sign and see for yourself 45 00:04:29,967 --> 00:04:31,132 I can't sign before I know what's inside 46 00:04:31,133 --> 00:04:32,008 You'll find out later 47 00:04:32,008 --> 00:04:32,883 I'll sign after I find out 48 00:04:32,883 --> 00:04:33,717 Sign, then find out 49 00:04:33,718 --> 00:04:36,299 If you don't want it, our company will return the parcel 50 00:04:36,300 --> 00:04:38,340 Wait... get this straight 51 00:04:38,342 --> 00:04:40,215 Get this straight, I'm not one of those BS clients 52 00:04:40,216 --> 00:04:43,590 I only demanded to know what's inside... 53 00:04:43,591 --> 00:04:45,924 Get this straight, I'm not one of those BS clients 54 00:04:45,925 --> 00:04:47,423 You, however... 55 00:04:47,425 --> 00:04:49,048 are clueless about what you're delivering 56 00:04:49,049 --> 00:04:50,923 That makes you an BS deliveryman 57 00:04:50,924 --> 00:04:52,173 I should file a complaint 58 00:04:52,174 --> 00:04:53,216 And... 59 00:04:53,674 --> 00:04:55,215 I don't shop online; 60 00:04:55,216 --> 00:04:56,341 how do I get a parcel? 61 00:04:56,466 --> 00:04:57,591 Uncle, 62 00:04:57,841 --> 00:04:59,590 are you homebound 63 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:00,966 and lonely? 64 00:05:01,174 --> 00:05:02,465 I have an idea 65 00:05:02,466 --> 00:05:04,424 You can call the office and ask them 66 00:05:04,466 --> 00:05:04,941 You can sign for it now 67 00:05:04,966 --> 00:05:06,924 and find out yourself 68 00:05:07,090 --> 00:05:09,839 Come on, it'd only take you one phone call 69 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:11,673 It'd only take you one signature 70 00:05:11,674 --> 00:05:13,298 I can lend you my phone if you wish 71 00:05:13,299 --> 00:05:14,547 I can lend you my pen 72 00:05:14,549 --> 00:05:16,006 I have to know what it is 73 00:05:16,007 --> 00:05:17,340 before signing for it 74 00:05:17,507 --> 00:05:18,423 I know what 75 00:05:18,424 --> 00:05:20,965 What don't you just call your office? 76 00:05:21,090 --> 00:05:24,715 Everyone has a hard time working from home 77 00:05:24,881 --> 00:05:27,548 Who doesn't have an annoying dad thanks to the pandemic? 78 00:05:27,881 --> 00:05:29,340 I'm not so sure 79 00:05:29,381 --> 00:05:33,423 If anything, the pandemic has made my dad... better 80 00:05:33,590 --> 00:05:35,298 When I was little, he was truly annoying 81 00:05:35,881 --> 00:05:37,880 Kid, where do you study? 82 00:05:37,881 --> 00:05:40,130 I study at D... DBS! My son got into DBS! 83 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:41,463 He's a DBS boy! 84 00:05:41,464 --> 00:05:43,421 Congratulations! What an achievement! 85 00:05:43,422 --> 00:05:44,630 Indeed... 86 00:05:44,631 --> 00:05:46,506 it's so hard to get into 87 00:05:46,547 --> 00:05:47,589 this prestigious school 88 00:05:47,631 --> 00:05:49,130 Sun Yat-sen was his fellow alumni 89 00:05:49,131 --> 00:05:50,006 Stop it 90 00:05:50,007 --> 00:05:51,339 Let's give him a big hand 91 00:05:51,756 --> 00:05:53,130 Come on... 92 00:05:53,339 --> 00:05:54,755 Come on... 93 00:05:56,922 --> 00:05:59,005 Way to go, son 94 00:05:59,797 --> 00:06:02,005 My dad is surely annoying 95 00:06:02,463 --> 00:06:04,338 But my mom is actually harder to deal with 96 00:06:04,755 --> 00:06:06,272 Because what she's concerned about... 97 00:06:06,297 --> 00:06:08,255 is way more upsetting than my father's issues 98 00:06:09,213 --> 00:06:11,296 What are you mom's concerns? 99 00:06:11,338 --> 00:06:12,463 She's only had one concern 100 00:06:13,088 --> 00:06:15,130 through the years 101 00:06:15,380 --> 00:06:16,421 Thanks 102 00:06:20,963 --> 00:06:22,713 I hate this flat, it got us into... 103 00:06:22,754 --> 00:06:24,213 negative equity from day one 104 00:06:24,629 --> 00:06:25,878 besides the high interest 105 00:06:25,879 --> 00:06:27,921 Maybe we aren't meant to own a flat 106 00:06:29,671 --> 00:06:30,921 I must buy another flat 107 00:06:31,837 --> 00:06:33,462 I hate to live under a stranger's roof, 108 00:06:33,712 --> 00:06:35,129 paying off someone else's mortgage 109 00:06:43,879 --> 00:06:44,962 Daddy Yes? 110 00:06:45,045 --> 00:06:47,545 Don't get chatty with that man this time 111 00:06:47,628 --> 00:06:49,170 He did all the talking every time 112 00:06:49,295 --> 00:06:50,462 I was always quiet 113 00:06:50,712 --> 00:06:52,003 Mr. Cheung, Mrs. Cheung! 114 00:06:52,087 --> 00:06:53,128 Hi! 115 00:06:53,587 --> 00:06:55,878 This area is quiet and peaceful 116 00:06:57,961 --> 00:06:58,978 Very liveable 117 00:06:59,003 --> 00:07:01,460 My clients who moved here usually stay for good 118 00:07:01,461 --> 00:07:02,270 One even got all of his relatives 119 00:07:02,295 --> 00:07:04,045 to relocate to this area 120 00:07:04,294 --> 00:07:06,211 What a big happy family 121 00:07:07,086 --> 00:07:08,836 Say Mr. Cheng, do you drive? 122 00:07:09,461 --> 00:07:10,503 No 123 00:07:10,544 --> 00:07:11,586 No worries 124 00:07:11,587 --> 00:07:13,544 The minibuses are only a 12-min walk away 125 00:07:13,711 --> 00:07:17,002 They run from 8am to 8pm, so no worries 126 00:07:19,961 --> 00:07:21,336 Mom, you have a moment? 127 00:07:24,627 --> 00:07:25,669 What is it? 128 00:07:26,294 --> 00:07:27,335 You don't like it? 129 00:07:27,752 --> 00:07:29,169 You know what I do for living 130 00:07:29,544 --> 00:07:31,710 Live shows don't even get started at 8pm 131 00:07:32,043 --> 00:07:35,043 Honestly, I have no idea what it is that you do 132 00:07:35,793 --> 00:07:37,751 You don't even go to office now 133 00:07:37,752 --> 00:07:39,042 All the shows got cancelled 134 00:07:39,043 --> 00:07:40,917 If you get sacked, we'll be doomed 135 00:07:40,918 --> 00:07:42,585 You'll have no proof of income... 136 00:07:42,918 --> 00:07:46,668 to get a first-time homebuyer loan for us 137 00:07:46,793 --> 00:07:48,460 Why must you buy a flat? 138 00:07:49,501 --> 00:07:51,418 That's not the point, I just... 139 00:07:51,959 --> 00:07:54,083 I don't want to live under a stranger's roof... 140 00:07:54,084 --> 00:07:55,833 paying off someone else's mortgage 141 00:07:55,834 --> 00:07:58,501 How is renting a home considered living under a stranger's roof? 142 00:07:58,667 --> 00:08:00,541 You pay for it but it's not yours 143 00:08:00,542 --> 00:08:02,791 Mommy... When you can't pay, you have to move 144 00:08:02,792 --> 00:08:06,042 Mommy, when we bought the Whampoa flat... 145 00:08:06,084 --> 00:08:08,250 was the commission rate 1%? 146 00:08:08,834 --> 00:08:10,124 I don't remember 147 00:08:10,125 --> 00:08:13,666 Mr. Lee said it has always been 2% for him 148 00:08:13,667 --> 00:08:16,291 No point in arguing since I've never bought a village home 149 00:08:16,292 --> 00:08:17,374 But I remember 150 00:08:17,375 --> 00:08:19,250 it has always been 1% for housing sales 151 00:08:19,625 --> 00:08:20,999 I have no idea; 152 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,917 it may be different for village homes 153 00:08:23,042 --> 00:08:24,749 Mr. Lee knows best 154 00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:27,290 Yes and I've been a village home agent for nearly 20 years 155 00:08:27,291 --> 00:08:29,249 But I can't speak for city properties 156 00:08:29,250 --> 00:08:30,374 Never dealt with any 157 00:08:30,375 --> 00:08:32,833 We bought the Whampao Garden flat in 1997... 158 00:08:32,958 --> 00:08:36,124 for $5.12M, at $7,390 per sq. ft. 159 00:08:36,166 --> 00:08:38,791 I still remember our agent at the time was named Chan 160 00:08:38,916 --> 00:08:40,415 He also lived in Whampao 161 00:08:40,416 --> 00:08:43,749 He even cut his commission to 50 grand 162 00:08:43,874 --> 00:08:46,749 I remember we sold the flat in 2006 163 00:08:46,874 --> 00:08:49,166 The price was... $4,253 per sq. ft. 164 00:08:49,207 --> 00:08:51,249 Mr. Chan said since we were selling a hurry... 165 00:08:51,457 --> 00:08:54,373 he had to charge us the commission of 29 grand in full 166 00:08:54,374 --> 00:08:56,915 Nowadays the price is way above $14,000 per sq. ft. 167 00:08:56,999 --> 00:08:59,498 Yes, I remember it all; how often do I get to buy a pad? 168 00:08:59,499 --> 00:09:02,998 Then again, I have no experience in village properties. 169 00:09:03,873 --> 00:09:04,848 Are you done? 170 00:09:04,873 --> 00:09:05,748 I'm done 171 00:09:05,749 --> 00:09:06,873 What's your point? 172 00:09:07,998 --> 00:09:10,372 It just happened that Mr. Lee and I were... 173 00:09:10,373 --> 00:09:11,497 discussing the commission rate 174 00:09:11,498 --> 00:09:12,997 How many times has it been? 175 00:09:12,998 --> 00:09:14,998 Must you tell everything to everyone? 176 00:09:15,415 --> 00:09:17,873 What's wrong with discussing his rate? 177 00:09:17,956 --> 00:09:19,497 I'm trying to help save a buck 178 00:09:19,498 --> 00:09:21,373 so that you can buy a flat 179 00:09:25,414 --> 00:09:26,830 Let's go back to your business 180 00:09:26,831 --> 00:09:27,973 Given the current situation... 181 00:09:27,998 --> 00:09:30,372 why are you so determined to start a chilli sauce brand? 182 00:09:31,289 --> 00:09:32,955 I aspired to be 183 00:09:32,956 --> 00:09:34,706 an entrepreneur on my last day of school 184 00:09:35,247 --> 00:09:36,581 How you fared? 185 00:09:37,372 --> 00:09:40,164 I'm okay, I guess? 186 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:41,247 Hmm 187 00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:42,330 And you? 188 00:09:42,789 --> 00:09:43,914 Let me see 189 00:09:47,413 --> 00:09:48,913 It's nothing special 190 00:09:50,455 --> 00:09:51,705 You did... awesome 191 00:09:51,747 --> 00:09:52,455 Yes 192 00:09:52,455 --> 00:09:53,497 And you? 193 00:09:53,622 --> 00:09:54,872 Don't have it 194 00:10:03,371 --> 00:10:05,412 Don't bother, what's there to see 195 00:10:05,413 --> 00:10:07,121 It's just numbers 196 00:10:07,996 --> 00:10:09,038 Look far ahead 197 00:10:12,371 --> 00:10:15,120 No one said Sun Yat-sen did well in school, right? 198 00:10:15,121 --> 00:10:18,079 He never took the DSE exams... so you outdid him 199 00:10:18,121 --> 00:10:19,096 Hmm 200 00:10:19,121 --> 00:10:21,036 Uncle, your observation is surely unique 201 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:22,661 And very inspiring 202 00:10:22,662 --> 00:10:25,661 Many famous people did poorly in school 203 00:10:25,662 --> 00:10:28,037 But they ended up being worshiped by millions 204 00:10:28,412 --> 00:10:30,786 For example: Newton 205 00:10:30,787 --> 00:10:32,369 Beethoven 206 00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:33,494 Beckham 207 00:10:33,495 --> 00:10:35,411 Alan Tam 208 00:10:35,412 --> 00:10:37,137 Uncle, what about Yip Kai-foon? (Hong Kong infamous criminal) 209 00:10:37,162 --> 00:10:38,162 And Cheung Tze-keung? (Hong Kong infamous criminal) 210 00:10:38,163 --> 00:10:40,204 And Kwai Ping-hung! (Hong Kong infamous criminal) 211 00:10:44,370 --> 00:10:47,786 The point is, everyone needs to be good at something 212 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:49,953 Agree Definitely 213 00:10:49,995 --> 00:10:51,828 A scientific study says... 214 00:10:51,911 --> 00:10:53,327 people who did well in school... 215 00:10:53,328 --> 00:10:55,744 usually became professionals 216 00:10:56,786 --> 00:10:59,036 82% of those... 217 00:10:59,119 --> 00:11:00,952 who did poorly in school 218 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:02,869 become their bosses 219 00:11:04,202 --> 00:11:05,244 That's me 220 00:11:05,619 --> 00:11:07,743 Fat chance! You, my boss? 221 00:11:07,744 --> 00:11:08,744 Beware 222 00:11:08,745 --> 00:11:11,743 I heard it on the radio too 223 00:11:11,744 --> 00:11:13,869 What kind of boss do you want to be? 224 00:11:15,202 --> 00:11:16,992 A successful one 225 00:11:16,994 --> 00:11:19,327 How do you define a successful boss? 226 00:11:20,452 --> 00:11:21,952 Someone with a vision 227 00:11:22,577 --> 00:11:23,910 and conviction... 228 00:11:23,993 --> 00:11:27,118 someone who pursues his passions in his own way 229 00:11:32,076 --> 00:11:33,451 Just you wait... 230 00:11:33,743 --> 00:11:35,576 Just you wait, I will succeed! 231 00:11:35,868 --> 00:11:37,993 The school will close next week 232 00:11:38,368 --> 00:11:40,159 Let's book a public football pitch 233 00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:41,593 You do it 234 00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:42,659 I'm a basketballer 235 00:11:43,368 --> 00:11:44,701 Sorry I asked 236 00:11:44,992 --> 00:11:46,991 I'll do it Good 237 00:11:46,992 --> 00:11:47,951 But all bookings... 238 00:11:47,952 --> 00:11:49,950 that you made in the past 2 years... 239 00:11:49,951 --> 00:11:51,616 got cancelled in the end 240 00:11:51,617 --> 00:11:53,574 His specialty is organizing "big concerts" 241 00:11:53,576 --> 00:11:55,241 He can't book a mere football pitch 242 00:11:55,242 --> 00:11:56,742 It's "music festivals" 243 00:11:56,992 --> 00:11:58,700 Even so, they got cancelled 244 00:11:59,325 --> 00:12:01,992 Be honest, ever considered getting a real job? 245 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:04,783 Be a professional like the two of us 246 00:12:05,908 --> 00:12:08,407 Professional my foot, you trust-fund kids 247 00:12:08,408 --> 00:12:09,450 Hey! 248 00:12:11,283 --> 00:12:12,616 We've known each other for years 249 00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:14,450 Is this how you see us? 250 00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:17,240 You think living off my family and... 251 00:12:17,241 --> 00:12:18,700 not working is fun? 252 00:12:19,325 --> 00:12:21,199 Do you know what heavy price we paid... 253 00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:23,908 to remain trust-fund kids? 254 00:12:27,074 --> 00:12:29,074 As a straight A student in DSE... 255 00:12:29,199 --> 00:12:31,074 I still live under my father's wing! 256 00:12:31,366 --> 00:12:32,907 You think that is an easy path? 257 00:12:33,282 --> 00:12:35,782 You won't understand people like us 258 00:12:36,324 --> 00:12:37,656 The moment you were born... 259 00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:39,823 you were entitled to pursue your dream... 260 00:12:39,824 --> 00:12:41,532 to vow to become a boss one day 261 00:12:42,074 --> 00:12:43,823 The moment we were born 262 00:12:43,824 --> 00:12:45,907 we were already bosses 263 00:12:45,990 --> 00:12:48,073 You think it's easy to live as CEOs? 264 00:12:48,615 --> 00:12:51,407 I can't talk to anyone about this, can I? 265 00:12:54,698 --> 00:12:56,282 It's okay 266 00:12:57,365 --> 00:12:58,406 Are you done? 267 00:12:59,031 --> 00:13:00,948 Have you no empathy? 268 00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:03,823 Try my dad's eggs 269 00:13:03,865 --> 00:13:05,948 Then try my mom's bread too 270 00:13:06,073 --> 00:13:07,989 Plus her extra-large loaf 271 00:13:08,364 --> 00:13:09,781 What's wrong with your folks? 272 00:13:10,031 --> 00:13:10,781 They're stuck at home 273 00:13:10,782 --> 00:13:12,615 Pandemic chefs, mamakase, never heard of it? 274 00:13:13,406 --> 00:13:14,448 You? 275 00:13:14,864 --> 00:13:18,239 I only have my mom's chilli sauce 276 00:13:20,114 --> 00:13:21,447 Sweet 277 00:13:27,489 --> 00:13:29,904 Wow, you mom's sauce... 278 00:13:29,905 --> 00:13:32,155 smells so good! Try it 279 00:13:32,447 --> 00:13:33,047 Go for it 280 00:13:33,072 --> 00:13:34,362 On tea-stained eggs? 281 00:13:34,363 --> 00:13:37,030 Have some bread, bon appétit 282 00:13:40,030 --> 00:13:41,738 Your dad's egg is rather... 283 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,696 smooth and fragile 284 00:13:45,030 --> 00:13:47,030 Your mom's bread is double E 285 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:48,321 Is that so? 286 00:14:04,237 --> 00:14:07,154 A greeting form minced garlic, followed by... 287 00:14:07,279 --> 00:14:10,154 a bombardment of chilli heat on the taste buds 288 00:14:10,279 --> 00:14:12,904 Chilli and garlic maybe the only ingredients... 289 00:14:13,362 --> 00:14:16,404 but their transition over time is the most spectacular... 290 00:14:16,445 --> 00:14:18,154 suffice to... 291 00:14:18,195 --> 00:14:21,903 provoke an alchemy between the traditional and the modern... 292 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,320 exploding the taste buds 293 00:14:24,903 --> 00:14:25,987 That pungency... 294 00:14:26,487 --> 00:14:28,570 defies time and distance 295 00:14:28,903 --> 00:14:31,028 for it will always... 296 00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:33,236 linger in the deepest corner of my heart 297 00:14:34,736 --> 00:14:35,986 Don't overkill man! 298 00:14:36,070 --> 00:14:37,111 Let me try 299 00:14:39,611 --> 00:14:40,653 Heritage? 300 00:14:40,736 --> 00:14:41,778 Alchemy? 301 00:14:52,527 --> 00:14:53,861 It really tastes good 302 00:15:01,527 --> 00:15:04,443 I usually don't find this sauce this great 303 00:15:10,527 --> 00:15:13,985 Oh, my God, whoa... whoa 304 00:15:14,276 --> 00:15:17,651 My mom's sauce is crazy good! 305 00:15:24,609 --> 00:15:27,734 It's chili! Yummy, yummy chilies 306 00:15:29,109 --> 00:15:32,276 It's garlic! That lovely smell... 307 00:15:32,317 --> 00:15:33,526 OMG, a chilli shower! 308 00:15:33,567 --> 00:15:35,359 They're huge! 309 00:15:37,526 --> 00:15:39,359 What are you filming? 310 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,358 I posted it on Story last night 311 00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:44,817 Got me many enquires 312 00:15:44,942 --> 00:15:46,109 What did you post? 313 00:15:49,525 --> 00:15:53,567 Don't post on the internet, it's dangerous 314 00:15:53,650 --> 00:15:56,775 I'm showing my friends that I have half a jar left 315 00:15:56,817 --> 00:15:58,650 They'll need to split it among themselves 316 00:15:58,775 --> 00:16:00,900 Who treats people to half a jar of sauce? 317 00:16:00,983 --> 00:16:02,233 So petty 318 00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:05,358 Want me to make a few jars for your friends? 319 00:16:13,774 --> 00:16:16,191 Are you two helping at all? 320 00:16:16,482 --> 00:16:19,524 I'm handling the influx of enquiries about the sauce 321 00:16:19,774 --> 00:16:21,024 Stop replying 322 00:16:21,066 --> 00:16:23,399 We aren't making money out of this 323 00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:25,582 (My friends are sharing the pics; how can I buy it?) 324 00:16:25,607 --> 00:16:26,732 (May I order 15 jars?) 325 00:16:26,857 --> 00:16:27,832 (It surely is spicy HOT judging from the look of it) 326 00:16:27,857 --> 00:16:29,899 (Your mom is a much better cook than mine) 327 00:16:32,732 --> 00:16:33,832 (Lucky you, your mom's sauce is crazy good) 328 00:16:33,857 --> 00:16:36,023 (Awesome! I didn't know your mom makes chilli sauce) 329 00:16:37,315 --> 00:16:38,582 (Awesome! I didn't know your mom makes chilli sauce) 330 00:16:38,607 --> 00:16:39,857 (Sell it online!) 331 00:16:39,982 --> 00:16:41,082 (I'm willing to pay $100 per jar) 332 00:16:41,107 --> 00:16:42,107 (Seriously, are you selling it?) 333 00:16:42,108 --> 00:16:43,332 (I've got the dumplings; am waiting for your sauce) 334 00:16:43,356 --> 00:16:43,956 (I can't tolerate spicy food, but I'll try your sauce) 335 00:16:43,981 --> 00:16:44,498 (I've called all of my friends who love spicy to support it) 336 00:16:44,523 --> 00:16:45,040 (The boss will deliver the sauce by himself?) 337 00:16:45,065 --> 00:16:45,623 (I want Coba's chilli sauce so much, I love spicy) 338 00:16:45,648 --> 00:16:46,081 (It seems so spicy) 339 00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:48,023 (Any levels of the spicy? I usually take mild) 340 00:16:49,398 --> 00:16:50,647 What if we sell it? 341 00:16:50,648 --> 00:16:52,023 How much can we make? 342 00:16:53,023 --> 00:16:55,147 So far, each of my chilli sauce stories... 343 00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:58,647 has over 6,000 views -that's 6 times my usual traffic 344 00:16:58,648 --> 00:17:01,148 I normally get 1,000 views at most 345 00:17:01,647 --> 00:17:02,897 What does that mean? 346 00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:05,522 People are sharing my stories 347 00:17:07,522 --> 00:17:08,647 What are you saying? 348 00:17:08,856 --> 00:17:10,855 Exactly... Come sit down 349 00:17:15,230 --> 00:17:18,355 I'm saying, we've just found a new market niche 350 00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:21,772 Due to the pandemic, no one gets to dine out anymore 351 00:17:21,813 --> 00:17:24,355 You either order takeout or cook your own dinner 352 00:17:24,438 --> 00:17:25,562 But honestly... 353 00:17:25,563 --> 00:17:27,187 how many home cooks out there are... 354 00:17:27,188 --> 00:17:29,688 master chefs like Mom? 355 00:17:30,896 --> 00:17:32,479 Let's make 100 jars for starters 356 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:34,188 100 jars? 357 00:17:34,271 --> 00:17:36,270 Forget it, you can't make peanuts 358 00:17:36,271 --> 00:17:37,146 How about 200? 359 00:17:37,146 --> 00:17:38,146 How do you sell them? 360 00:17:38,147 --> 00:17:39,688 Online, of course 361 00:17:39,771 --> 00:17:41,521 It's the simplest way 362 00:17:41,646 --> 00:17:43,688 So whether you're a clerk or a salesperson... 363 00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:45,313 a lifeguard or a librarian... 364 00:17:45,354 --> 00:17:48,895 or a cloud engineer or architect or consultant... 365 00:17:48,896 --> 00:17:51,895 you can buy our sauce online, on the run... 366 00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:55,062 as long as you're not short on funds 367 00:17:55,479 --> 00:17:56,645 Are you done? 368 00:17:57,104 --> 00:18:00,103 Why would a stranger buy your chilli sauce? 369 00:18:00,104 --> 00:18:01,478 It's nothing special... 370 00:18:01,479 --> 00:18:03,729 takes only 2 ingredients to make 371 00:18:03,854 --> 00:18:05,352 And that's easy? 372 00:18:05,353 --> 00:18:06,477 How hard can it be? 373 00:18:06,478 --> 00:18:07,603 It's quite difficult 374 00:18:08,228 --> 00:18:10,478 Listen to her 375 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:11,620 I wasn't asking a rhetorical question 376 00:18:11,645 --> 00:18:13,227 I repeat: it's quite difficult 377 00:18:13,228 --> 00:18:14,353 But in what way? 378 00:18:14,395 --> 00:18:15,978 Look... 379 00:18:16,103 --> 00:18:19,602 It's something you can do during lockdown at home 380 00:18:19,603 --> 00:18:22,186 You may even quit your day job 381 00:18:26,436 --> 00:18:29,519 Don't be naïve, you can't quit your job 382 00:18:29,644 --> 00:18:31,436 Who's naïve? I'm serious 383 00:18:31,728 --> 00:18:34,186 I'm not taking a cut of the profits 384 00:18:34,311 --> 00:18:35,852 They are all yours 385 00:18:36,727 --> 00:18:39,602 How generous of you! How much are you selling it for? 386 00:18:40,311 --> 00:18:42,394 What do you care? 387 00:18:42,519 --> 00:18:44,060 Who says you have a part in this? 388 00:18:44,185 --> 00:18:45,602 I never said I want in 389 00:18:46,060 --> 00:18:47,060 You heard him 390 00:18:47,061 --> 00:18:49,309 No need to split the proceeds with him 391 00:18:49,310 --> 00:18:51,059 It's not like you can strike it rich 392 00:18:51,060 --> 00:18:52,559 by fiddling with chillies 393 00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:54,184 If anyone can make good chilli sauce... 394 00:18:54,185 --> 00:18:55,935 everyone will be doing it 395 00:18:56,185 --> 00:18:59,560 What makes you think that you've got a winner here? 396 00:19:05,351 --> 00:19:08,309 I don't know shit about making chilli sauce 397 00:19:09,309 --> 00:19:10,976 Of course, I'll leave that all up to Mom 398 00:19:12,851 --> 00:19:14,934 Every day she goes to the wet market to... 399 00:19:14,976 --> 00:19:17,226 cherry-pick the best chillies and garlic... 400 00:19:17,642 --> 00:19:20,892 before hand-dicing all ingredients at home 401 00:19:21,851 --> 00:19:25,226 She insists that hand-diced chillies taste the best 402 00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:27,142 I, on the other hand, focus on... 403 00:19:27,184 --> 00:19:28,159 Excuse me, may I try this? 404 00:19:28,184 --> 00:19:29,475 Packaging design How? 405 00:19:34,225 --> 00:19:37,142 Mom doesn't compromise when it comes to ingredients 406 00:19:37,308 --> 00:19:40,725 I'll also stand my ground when it comes to packaging 407 00:19:51,266 --> 00:19:52,308 How many do you have? 408 00:19:53,141 --> 00:19:54,391 I'll take them all 409 00:20:10,016 --> 00:20:12,099 Ladies and gentlemen... 410 00:20:12,140 --> 00:20:14,099 the Chiu Chiu Chiu chilli sauce... 411 00:20:14,182 --> 00:20:16,182 is offcially in business 412 00:20:28,348 --> 00:20:30,724 With several quarantine centres operating in Hong Kong... 413 00:20:30,890 --> 00:20:32,597 our source informed us of the multiple complaints... 414 00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:34,848 against the meal arrangements... 415 00:20:34,890 --> 00:20:38,223 for the persons in quarantine at Chun Yueng Estate 416 00:20:38,390 --> 00:20:39,389 Mom, Dad 417 00:20:39,391 --> 00:20:40,514 Aunt Wendy just texted me 418 00:20:40,556 --> 00:20:42,389 She's at Chun Yeung Estate! 419 00:20:42,473 --> 00:20:44,098 Want me to call her 420 00:20:45,514 --> 00:20:46,723 She's not picking up 421 00:20:47,473 --> 00:20:49,347 (Sis, Connecting...) 422 00:20:50,847 --> 00:20:52,221 Oops, a black lady 423 00:20:52,222 --> 00:20:53,597 Sorry! Wrong Number! 424 00:20:54,431 --> 00:20:55,472 Alan! 425 00:20:56,764 --> 00:20:58,514 I'm using a face mask 426 00:21:00,222 --> 00:21:01,430 It's Wendy alright... 427 00:21:01,722 --> 00:21:05,221 Sis, you even survived the cruise ship fiasco 428 00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:07,304 How did you end up in Chung Yueng Estate? 429 00:21:07,305 --> 00:21:08,846 It's my fate 430 00:21:08,847 --> 00:21:11,180 I was even in a hot pot party for 1,000 people 431 00:21:12,430 --> 00:21:14,970 No harm came to me until a friend and I volunteered... 432 00:21:14,971 --> 00:21:17,179 for a beach cleanup and outing at Shek O 433 00:21:17,180 --> 00:21:19,054 It was for environmental cause 434 00:21:19,055 --> 00:21:21,595 I couldn't turn it down Sure... 435 00:21:21,596 --> 00:21:25,053 Then one of the volunteers got infected 436 00:21:25,054 --> 00:21:26,928 You can't fight fate 437 00:21:26,929 --> 00:21:30,303 You can't fight fate but you can try avoiding it 438 00:21:30,304 --> 00:21:34,053 How could I? I only had four walls at home for company 439 00:21:34,054 --> 00:21:36,179 I'd rather have a staycation here 440 00:21:36,887 --> 00:21:40,387 Staycation? Aunt Wendy, it's not even close! 441 00:21:40,596 --> 00:21:42,804 What do you and your date do in a hotel? 442 00:21:42,887 --> 00:21:44,803 Binge-watch TV... 443 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:47,179 take a bubble bath, that's all 444 00:21:47,387 --> 00:21:50,387 I just watched Jane Fonda's Dance Workout 445 00:21:50,512 --> 00:21:52,928 Let me show you some killer moves 446 00:21:54,803 --> 00:21:56,136 Watch out! 447 00:21:56,137 --> 00:21:57,802 Careful 448 00:21:57,803 --> 00:21:59,010 My back is so flexible 449 00:21:59,012 --> 00:22:00,135 You're amazing! 450 00:22:00,136 --> 00:22:04,136 I can do the splits Don't...! 451 00:22:04,386 --> 00:22:05,552 No...! 452 00:22:05,553 --> 00:22:06,261 Don't strain yourself! 453 00:22:06,262 --> 00:22:08,010 6 more inches... to go... 454 00:22:08,011 --> 00:22:11,552 Awesome...! 455 00:22:11,553 --> 00:22:13,885 What's wrong? 456 00:22:13,886 --> 00:22:16,011 I pulled my groin 457 00:22:16,761 --> 00:22:19,136 Take it easy 458 00:22:19,386 --> 00:22:20,761 Got plenty of food choices here 459 00:22:20,886 --> 00:22:22,885 Room service only; no buffet 460 00:22:22,886 --> 00:22:25,635 3 meals a day-that's 42 meals in 14 days 461 00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:27,009 Help me pick a meal, Alan 462 00:22:27,011 --> 00:22:29,635 From 1 to 42, A to E 463 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:31,260 36E, of course 464 00:22:31,635 --> 00:22:33,135 36E 465 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,884 Alan, it's your kind of dish... 466 00:22:35,885 --> 00:22:37,010 Fansi (glass noodles) 467 00:22:37,885 --> 00:22:39,759 Alan does not eat fansi (pun of "fans in Cantonese") 468 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:41,092 He clarified many times 469 00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:42,759 True, Alan doesn't eat fansi 470 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:45,342 Since when you don't eat fansi? 471 00:22:45,343 --> 00:22:47,634 I never eat fansi 472 00:22:47,635 --> 00:22:48,468 So sis... 473 00:22:48,469 --> 00:22:50,342 give us a call if you need anything 474 00:22:50,343 --> 00:22:51,467 Bye 475 00:22:51,468 --> 00:22:53,342 Oh, on the day I eat fansi... 476 00:22:53,343 --> 00:22:55,467 I'll send you a picture 477 00:22:55,468 --> 00:22:56,592 Great... 478 00:22:56,593 --> 00:22:58,593 but you must capture the fansi face 479 00:22:58,968 --> 00:23:00,843 We'll see how yummy the fansi is 480 00:23:01,218 --> 00:23:02,341 Fansi are delicious 481 00:23:02,343 --> 00:23:04,341 Alright, bye 482 00:23:04,342 --> 00:23:06,426 Bye-bye... 483 00:23:11,676 --> 00:23:13,509 Who do you all look so tired? 484 00:23:14,050 --> 00:23:15,509 Dad, hang up... 485 00:23:26,467 --> 00:23:28,008 You should have received the link 486 00:23:29,592 --> 00:23:30,800 Hold on a minute 487 00:23:32,508 --> 00:23:33,358 Hi Mom 488 00:23:33,383 --> 00:23:35,758 Bon, have you eaten yet? 489 00:23:36,508 --> 00:23:39,257 I've got everything set up here, no need to worry 490 00:23:39,258 --> 00:23:40,258 It's good to know 491 00:23:40,258 --> 00:23:41,258 Mom, I'm working 492 00:23:41,259 --> 00:23:42,632 Tonia and I will call you tonight 493 00:23:42,633 --> 00:23:44,132 Don't call if it's late 494 00:23:44,133 --> 00:23:46,007 I'm super comfy here 495 00:23:46,008 --> 00:23:47,383 Alright 496 00:23:48,757 --> 00:23:49,799 Hello? 497 00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,465 You sure you don't want one, babe? 498 00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:16,881 Not interested 499 00:24:17,423 --> 00:24:19,506 You've got to try the "Original HK-Dog!" 500 00:24:20,006 --> 00:24:21,756 Original HK-Dog! 501 00:24:21,965 --> 00:24:23,506 You don't know what you're missing 502 00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:27,756 Double sausages and overflowing sauces! 503 00:24:30,464 --> 00:24:31,356 You don't want it 504 00:24:31,381 --> 00:24:32,756 Just a bite 505 00:24:35,464 --> 00:24:38,213 How does it taste? Okay 506 00:24:38,214 --> 00:24:40,464 HK traditional street food like this is disappearing 507 00:24:43,422 --> 00:24:44,464 Okay 508 00:24:45,339 --> 00:24:46,964 What a long day 509 00:24:47,380 --> 00:24:50,879 The airline is putting me on a flight next week 510 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,629 I'm flying back to the UK 511 00:24:53,630 --> 00:24:55,338 Great, you get to fly! 512 00:24:56,005 --> 00:24:57,713 Do you want me gone? 513 00:24:58,005 --> 00:24:59,755 Of course not 514 00:25:00,130 --> 00:25:01,588 When will you be back? 515 00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:03,630 It depends on how the pandemic plays out 516 00:25:05,588 --> 00:25:06,963 What if you get stuck there? 517 00:25:07,838 --> 00:25:09,628 Oh, no... you're at high risk 518 00:25:09,630 --> 00:25:11,063 You don't know who you'll be serving on board 519 00:25:11,088 --> 00:25:13,088 Many flight attendants got infected already 520 00:25:13,296 --> 00:25:15,171 Then I should stay in Hong Kong 521 00:25:15,296 --> 00:25:17,838 Be a "foot soldier" and deliver food? 522 00:25:18,213 --> 00:25:20,086 You're taking it too far 523 00:25:20,087 --> 00:25:22,046 You too may become a "foot soldier" 524 00:25:22,171 --> 00:25:24,711 You company called off all their shows 525 00:25:24,712 --> 00:25:26,462 They'll soon let you go 526 00:25:27,754 --> 00:25:29,379 Whatever will be will be 527 00:25:29,420 --> 00:25:31,670 Then will be a foot soldier 528 00:25:33,962 --> 00:25:37,419 If I were a foot soldier, you'll be a jockey 529 00:25:37,420 --> 00:25:41,045 But I don't know how to ride a horse 530 00:25:41,837 --> 00:25:46,670 Jockey don't not necessarily need to ride horses 531 00:25:47,420 --> 00:25:49,128 No I don't 532 00:25:49,420 --> 00:25:50,836 You really don't? 533 00:25:50,961 --> 00:25:52,003 No I don't 534 00:25:52,045 --> 00:25:53,295 You're so dense 535 00:25:53,378 --> 00:25:54,170 I am 536 00:25:54,171 --> 00:25:57,669 Oh yeah? Give me a kiss Okay 537 00:27:13,333 --> 00:27:13,933 I'm sorry 538 00:27:13,958 --> 00:27:14,1000 Pew! 539 00:27:33,083 --> 00:27:34,166 I'm sorry 540 00:27:37,916 --> 00:27:39,041 That's quick for a dump 541 00:27:39,082 --> 00:27:40,791 What more can I do there? 542 00:27:40,832 --> 00:27:41,624 It's not a banquet? 543 00:27:41,625 --> 00:27:42,749 Usually... 544 00:27:43,166 --> 00:27:45,707 you don't leave until after you made a toast 545 00:27:46,457 --> 00:27:49,040 You'd complain whether I was quick or slow 546 00:27:49,165 --> 00:27:51,124 I'll manage my time better next time 547 00:27:51,999 --> 00:27:53,122 Where' you going? 548 00:27:53,123 --> 00:27:53,848 To the banquet 549 00:27:53,873 --> 00:27:55,623 The groom has yet to make a toast 550 00:28:00,498 --> 00:28:02,040 Don't act so surprised 551 00:28:02,081 --> 00:28:04,039 We even did it in the kitchen back then 552 00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:05,456 The kitchen? 553 00:28:05,665 --> 00:28:08,290 And who's we? 554 00:28:09,081 --> 00:28:11,248 Who else? The kitchen cabinet? 555 00:28:17,498 --> 00:28:18,873 Wasn't it you? 556 00:28:19,373 --> 00:28:20,997 You are senile 557 00:28:23,497 --> 00:28:24,622 Didn't we 558 00:28:25,414 --> 00:28:27,039 do it in the kitchen before? 559 00:28:27,164 --> 00:28:28,997 Just admit that you're senile 560 00:28:30,622 --> 00:28:32,539 Then who was that? 561 00:28:35,039 --> 00:28:37,039 Molly Yau (pun of "makes no sense in Cantonses") 562 00:28:37,914 --> 00:28:39,247 Who's Molly Yau? 563 00:28:40,663 --> 00:28:42,830 You said you only did it in the kitchen with me 564 00:28:43,163 --> 00:28:45,122 Molly Yau (pun of "makes no sense") 565 00:28:45,497 --> 00:28:47,621 Who's Molly Yau? 566 00:28:49,663 --> 00:28:52,038 Answer me, who is Molly Yau? 567 00:28:52,121 --> 00:28:53,330 Go to sleep 568 00:28:56,205 --> 00:28:57,246 Do I know her? 569 00:28:57,663 --> 00:28:59,079 Tell you tomorrow 570 00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:09,203 Where are the gloves that you bought last time? 571 00:29:09,204 --> 00:29:12,120 You said those were no good and you'd buy another kind 572 00:29:12,121 --> 00:29:15,578 No! You said you would get me the other kind 573 00:29:15,579 --> 00:29:16,620 I'll go 574 00:29:17,245 --> 00:29:18,953 You carry on with dicing chillies 575 00:29:18,954 --> 00:29:21,078 I can't-these are my last pair 576 00:29:21,079 --> 00:29:22,579 They'll break anytime soon 577 00:29:22,745 --> 00:29:24,952 If the store down the street don't have it... 578 00:29:24,953 --> 00:29:26,745 you have to go to Yuen Long town centre 579 00:29:26,912 --> 00:29:29,577 That takes an hour 580 00:29:29,578 --> 00:29:31,953 Can't dice chillies without wearing gloves 581 00:29:31,995 --> 00:29:34,410 The chillies are destemmed, they'll rot if left uncooked 582 00:29:34,411 --> 00:29:36,036 You need a hand? 583 00:29:37,161 --> 00:29:38,953 I don't appreciate pandering 584 00:29:39,036 --> 00:29:40,703 This is not pandering 585 00:29:41,703 --> 00:29:44,160 It'd be much quicker for me to drive there... 586 00:29:44,161 --> 00:29:46,078 than the two of you fighting it out 587 00:29:48,411 --> 00:29:50,286 I told you to get a driver license 588 00:29:50,702 --> 00:29:51,702 Now we're humiliated 589 00:29:51,704 --> 00:29:53,451 Leave Dad a lifeline 590 00:29:53,452 --> 00:29:56,036 He'd be totally useless if I also drive 591 00:30:01,327 --> 00:30:03,035 Whoa 592 00:30:04,035 --> 00:30:06,577 I agree, send me the photo 593 00:30:08,535 --> 00:30:09,577 Watch your step 594 00:30:15,118 --> 00:30:16,160 Please 595 00:30:16,618 --> 00:30:17,951 It's been a long time 596 00:30:18,326 --> 00:30:19,368 Has it? 597 00:30:19,868 --> 00:30:21,826 At least 3 weeks 598 00:30:21,951 --> 00:30:23,326 You remember me? 599 00:30:23,368 --> 00:30:24,493 Of course 600 00:30:24,535 --> 00:30:26,243 You always look smart, 601 00:30:26,285 --> 00:30:27,868 wear sunglasses all the time 602 00:30:28,034 --> 00:30:28,909 Like this? 603 00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:30,033 So cool 604 00:30:30,034 --> 00:30:31,408 You're buying so many of these 605 00:30:31,409 --> 00:30:32,909 For making chilli sauce at home 606 00:30:33,076 --> 00:30:34,118 Chilli? 607 00:30:34,159 --> 00:30:35,909 Your hand is so soft 608 00:30:36,076 --> 00:30:37,908 I'll show you something better 609 00:30:37,909 --> 00:30:41,284 This glove is very nice, super thin and safe 610 00:30:41,326 --> 00:30:42,176 Better still... 611 00:30:42,201 --> 00:30:46,492 it comes in the Pantone Colour of the Year-Classic Blue 612 00:30:47,909 --> 00:30:50,491 It surely is thin, won't it break easily? 613 00:30:50,492 --> 00:30:52,616 It won't... Give it a try 614 00:30:52,617 --> 00:30:53,617 Try what? 615 00:30:53,618 --> 00:30:57,074 Squeeze out a dollop... rub it over 616 00:30:57,075 --> 00:30:58,907 Your hand is so smooth... 617 00:30:58,908 --> 00:31:00,616 and so big! 618 00:31:00,617 --> 00:31:01,492 It's true 619 00:31:01,493 --> 00:31:04,075 I was praised in grade school for my big hands Why? 620 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:05,408 They made caning easy 621 00:31:06,408 --> 00:31:08,950 Look at your long, slender fingers 622 00:31:09,116 --> 00:31:12,533 Germs are everywhere these days, must rub it all over 623 00:31:13,116 --> 00:31:14,366 It's okay... 624 00:31:16,116 --> 00:31:18,116 passable 625 00:31:19,866 --> 00:31:21,116 The other hand too? 626 00:31:22,491 --> 00:31:23,449 This hand get just like that 627 00:31:23,450 --> 00:31:24,907 Yes 628 00:31:25,616 --> 00:31:27,115 Does it feel good? 629 00:31:27,116 --> 00:31:28,865 Yes. Give me all the extra-large ones 630 00:31:28,866 --> 00:31:29,991 Sure 631 00:31:36,657 --> 00:31:38,907 You were gone for 1 hour 22 minutes 632 00:31:43,365 --> 00:31:44,532 Why are you wearing gloves? 633 00:32:03,073 --> 00:32:05,571 There were people everywhere at the town centre 634 00:32:05,573 --> 00:32:08,072 They could be spreading germs, for all I know 635 00:32:08,572 --> 00:32:11,697 Naturally, I was being careful not to bring any germs home 636 00:32:12,281 --> 00:32:14,321 Since I already bought the gloves... 637 00:32:14,322 --> 00:32:16,697 I might as well give myself extra protection... 638 00:32:17,822 --> 00:32:19,280 while trying out the gloves 639 00:32:20,030 --> 00:32:21,821 Once I put them on... 640 00:32:21,822 --> 00:32:22,947 I was shocked by... 641 00:32:23,697 --> 00:32:26,155 how thin gloves can be made these days 642 00:32:26,405 --> 00:32:28,905 and how durable they are 643 00:32:30,697 --> 00:32:32,780 New techs are truly amazing 644 00:32:33,613 --> 00:32:35,071 I can't bring myself to remove them 645 00:32:46,904 --> 00:32:48,946 How much do I owe you? 646 00:32:49,196 --> 00:32:50,738 It's peanuts, don't bother 647 00:32:54,446 --> 00:32:55,611 (Your PAY MEME Friends) 648 00:32:55,612 --> 00:32:56,861 (RITA CHAN sent YOU $100 re: gloves today) 649 00:32:56,862 --> 00:32:57,986 (COBA C sent RITA CHAN $4,280 re: 35 jars of chilli sauce yesterday) 650 00:32:57,987 --> 00:32:59,153 (COBA C sent RITA CHAN $3,600 re: CHIU CHIU CHIU 3 days ago) 651 00:32:59,154 --> 00:33:02,030 (COBA C sent RITA CHAN $4,900 re: 40 jars of chilli sauce 4 days ago) 652 00:33:16,070 --> 00:33:18,195 Whoa... they're making so much money 653 00:33:18,362 --> 00:33:19,736 This thing sucks 654 00:33:22,361 --> 00:33:25,070 $3,800... $5,000... 655 00:33:26,070 --> 00:33:27,486 There is no end of it 656 00:33:28,319 --> 00:33:29,361 Hey, hey 657 00:33:29,819 --> 00:33:31,819 How's business? 658 00:33:32,944 --> 00:33:34,694 I think we're okay 659 00:33:35,403 --> 00:33:36,528 Why? 660 00:33:37,111 --> 00:33:38,319 You want in now? 661 00:33:38,777 --> 00:33:40,776 You guys worked nonstop for a week 662 00:33:40,777 --> 00:33:42,276 Still, a new batch today? 663 00:33:42,277 --> 00:33:44,026 You must be doing well 664 00:33:44,027 --> 00:33:47,485 We have a pre-order backlog of some 200 jars 665 00:33:47,902 --> 00:33:49,777 200! 666 00:33:52,694 --> 00:33:54,485 Honey, need a hand? 667 00:33:56,943 --> 00:33:59,318 Wash them all if you like 668 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:06,567 Oh, no, we're out of gloves 669 00:34:06,568 --> 00:34:07,818 Huh? 670 00:34:08,568 --> 00:34:11,818 Why act so surprised? I used them all 671 00:34:11,901 --> 00:34:14,692 I bought you several boxes only a while ago 672 00:34:14,693 --> 00:34:16,692 What did you do to the gloves? 673 00:34:16,693 --> 00:34:18,568 Stop there, I checked already 674 00:34:19,401 --> 00:34:22,858 There were 5 boxes, a totally of 250 gloves 675 00:34:22,859 --> 00:34:26,191 I'm out of gloves all the same 676 00:34:26,192 --> 00:34:27,942 Want me to go get more for you? 677 00:34:28,817 --> 00:34:31,525 Why are you so eager to go? 678 00:34:31,817 --> 00:34:33,900 Because I know where to buy the gloves 679 00:34:34,025 --> 00:34:35,525 If you want to help... 680 00:34:35,775 --> 00:34:37,734 Sit down and dice the chillies 681 00:34:38,859 --> 00:34:40,234 What about getting the gloves? 682 00:34:40,983 --> 00:34:43,775 If you won't dice... I got it... 683 00:34:46,358 --> 00:34:48,107 Well, just like this? 684 00:34:48,108 --> 00:34:49,233 Just like this 685 00:34:50,108 --> 00:34:51,525 Without gloves? 686 00:34:51,733 --> 00:34:53,358 Without gloves 687 00:34:57,983 --> 00:34:59,024 Fine 688 00:35:33,357 --> 00:35:34,940 Poor you 689 00:35:39,190 --> 00:35:40,773 Is there a better way to dice? 690 00:35:40,856 --> 00:35:42,688 Why does the juice keep flying to me? 691 00:35:42,690 --> 00:35:43,813 Wear gloves 692 00:35:43,814 --> 00:35:45,314 Wear... 693 00:35:51,564 --> 00:35:53,272 Want to go buy gloves again? 694 00:35:54,647 --> 00:35:57,106 No! We have gloves 695 00:35:58,481 --> 00:35:59,897 Then get on with it 696 00:36:02,522 --> 00:36:04,397 Your hands are all swollen... 697 00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:05,522 go wash them now 698 00:36:19,272 --> 00:36:20,313 What? 699 00:36:45,771 --> 00:36:47,229 What was that? What's up? 700 00:36:51,979 --> 00:36:53,020 It's red and swollen! 701 00:36:53,021 --> 00:36:54,228 It's obvious 702 00:36:54,229 --> 00:36:55,979 Fix it now, it hurts like hell! 703 00:36:56,187 --> 00:36:57,603 I'm thinking 704 00:36:59,395 --> 00:37:00,370 Sugar! 705 00:37:00,395 --> 00:37:02,269 They say holding sugar in the mouth works! 706 00:37:02,270 --> 00:37:03,728 Okay... right away 707 00:37:07,270 --> 00:37:08,311 What is it? 708 00:37:08,478 --> 00:37:09,520 Nothing 709 00:37:10,436 --> 00:37:12,436 Here... hold on... 710 00:37:13,728 --> 00:37:14,769 Open up 711 00:37:15,644 --> 00:37:17,228 Me...? You do it 712 00:37:17,311 --> 00:37:19,185 I'm not the one in pain... 713 00:37:19,186 --> 00:37:19,828 you do it 714 00:37:19,853 --> 00:37:22,311 How can I do it? 715 00:37:22,519 --> 00:37:25,102 Hurry, it's warping 716 00:37:28,102 --> 00:37:29,852 Bend down... lower... 717 00:37:30,352 --> 00:37:31,643 Just bend down 718 00:37:31,644 --> 00:37:33,018 I'm bending 719 00:37:33,019 --> 00:37:34,352 Lower... 720 00:37:34,435 --> 00:37:35,685 Change over... 721 00:37:35,727 --> 00:37:37,977 Forget it! Just bend down! 722 00:37:39,102 --> 00:37:41,310 Push harder... I'm almost there 723 00:37:42,143 --> 00:37:44,852 Keep going 724 00:37:46,643 --> 00:37:48,393 The internet says... 725 00:37:48,518 --> 00:37:50,185 milk will do 726 00:37:55,310 --> 00:37:57,601 Do you hold it in the mouth or drink it? 727 00:37:58,518 --> 00:38:00,184 Or... dip in it? 728 00:38:00,351 --> 00:38:01,476 That's faster 729 00:38:16,684 --> 00:38:18,559 Here, sit down 730 00:38:19,059 --> 00:38:20,100 What's this? 731 00:38:20,392 --> 00:38:22,642 I can't stir-fry sitting down 732 00:38:22,767 --> 00:38:24,684 Try it, I bought this for you 733 00:38:24,767 --> 00:38:26,892 Why bother... The seat height will fit you well 734 00:38:27,142 --> 00:38:28,767 It's perfect, isn't it? 735 00:38:29,517 --> 00:38:30,558 Do you like it? 736 00:38:31,933 --> 00:38:32,558 2 jars 737 00:38:32,559 --> 00:38:34,557 2 jars... need one more One more 738 00:38:34,558 --> 00:38:36,891 Here, thank you very much 739 00:38:38,308 --> 00:38:39,350 Here 740 00:38:40,141 --> 00:38:41,766 Thank you very much... 741 00:38:44,100 --> 00:38:45,224 What's wrong? 742 00:38:45,599 --> 00:38:46,766 I need to pee 743 00:38:47,558 --> 00:38:48,808 Then go 744 00:38:49,433 --> 00:38:50,474 Sure 745 00:38:56,557 --> 00:38:57,599 AIYAAAA! 746 00:39:00,391 --> 00:39:01,407 What happened? 747 00:39:01,432 --> 00:39:02,932 I forgot to take off the gloves 748 00:39:03,807 --> 00:39:05,099 Again? Yes 749 00:39:05,182 --> 00:39:06,682 Do we have milk left? 750 00:39:07,265 --> 00:39:08,282 It was useless 751 00:39:08,307 --> 00:39:09,932 He dipped in it the entire night 752 00:39:11,432 --> 00:39:12,098 Dipped? 753 00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:14,182 Yes, for the entire night 754 00:39:15,390 --> 00:39:16,682 It's for drinking 755 00:39:17,057 --> 00:39:18,098 Drinking? 756 00:39:19,515 --> 00:39:20,557 How? 757 00:39:21,765 --> 00:39:23,098 With your mouth 758 00:39:23,973 --> 00:39:25,097 Should I drink it? 759 00:39:25,098 --> 00:39:26,640 Who else? 760 00:39:27,431 --> 00:39:28,681 I thought you meant her 761 00:39:29,806 --> 00:39:31,056 You were dead wrong 762 00:39:34,764 --> 00:39:36,305 Let me Is my hand big? 763 00:39:36,306 --> 00:39:37,681 It's huge 764 00:39:37,764 --> 00:39:39,763 My grade school teacher said the same 765 00:39:39,764 --> 00:39:41,013 I can't get it in 766 00:39:41,014 --> 00:39:43,264 Because you're huge Yes... 767 00:39:43,889 --> 00:39:46,763 You should get a XL 768 00:39:46,764 --> 00:39:48,888 It's in...! What a relief 769 00:39:48,889 --> 00:39:50,722 And this hand? Sure... 770 00:39:58,138 --> 00:40:00,097 (Are you guys licensed?) 771 00:40:00,347 --> 00:40:01,638 We're screwed! 772 00:40:03,430 --> 00:40:04,888 Are we going to get arrested? 773 00:40:04,930 --> 00:40:06,888 I told you, this is illegal! 774 00:40:07,013 --> 00:40:08,763 Even if this is illegal... 775 00:40:08,805 --> 00:40:10,930 we are legally illegal 776 00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:13,513 What the hell is legally illegal? 777 00:40:13,763 --> 00:40:16,179 This illegality hurts no one 778 00:40:16,888 --> 00:40:18,179 This is an act of righteousness 779 00:40:18,888 --> 00:40:19,929 What are you saying? 780 00:40:19,930 --> 00:40:21,762 It is the law that wrongly makes us illegal 781 00:40:21,763 --> 00:40:23,763 so we are not illegal 782 00:40:24,387 --> 00:40:25,929 So no one needs a food license 783 00:40:26,012 --> 00:40:27,029 Yep! 784 00:40:27,054 --> 00:40:29,721 Having a license doesn't make your food cleaner 785 00:40:30,179 --> 00:40:32,012 What if a customer gets diarrhea? 786 00:40:32,054 --> 00:40:35,054 C'mon, it's only natural to poop after you eat 787 00:40:35,137 --> 00:40:37,029 If our chilli sauce gives people constipation... 788 00:40:37,054 --> 00:40:38,304 then we're in trouble 789 00:40:39,095 --> 00:40:41,095 It's not that easy to get caught 790 00:40:41,137 --> 00:40:42,553 Relax 791 00:40:43,095 --> 00:40:45,762 You can't be timid when running a big business 792 00:40:47,387 --> 00:40:48,678 Sis, you'll understand 793 00:40:48,762 --> 00:40:51,053 It's not like we're making big bucks, that's why... 794 00:40:51,095 --> 00:40:53,135 I want to keep some goods here... 795 00:40:53,136 --> 00:40:55,761 to pretend that the sauce is made in this kitchen 796 00:40:56,136 --> 00:40:58,135 No need to keep a stash here 797 00:40:58,136 --> 00:41:01,177 It's merely chilli, garlic and oil 798 00:41:01,178 --> 00:41:02,385 I had the same thought 799 00:41:02,386 --> 00:41:04,052 As you know, uncle's chilli sauce... 800 00:41:04,053 --> 00:41:05,636 only has those 3 ingredients 801 00:41:06,011 --> 00:41:06,636 If anything... 802 00:41:06,637 --> 00:41:09,261 your diner will always have those 3 things ready 803 00:41:10,011 --> 00:41:12,636 It's okay, we're family! 804 00:41:13,177 --> 00:41:14,219 Here 805 00:41:14,261 --> 00:41:15,802 Which table are these for? 806 00:41:16,052 --> 00:41:18,884 Just find yourself a seat and enjoy 807 00:41:18,885 --> 00:41:19,760 Despite rising hopes... 808 00:41:19,761 --> 00:41:22,884 for a relaxation of the evening dine-in ban 809 00:41:22,885 --> 00:41:24,009 after health specialists... 810 00:41:24,010 --> 00:41:26,093 expressed their strong opposition against the proposition 811 00:41:26,094 --> 00:41:27,384 the government made the decision... 812 00:41:27,385 --> 00:41:30,342 to extend the current dine-in ban alongside... 813 00:41:30,343 --> 00:41:33,217 the cap of 2 per dining group and the face mask rules... 814 00:41:33,218 --> 00:41:36,968 for another 7 days until the end of August 25 815 00:41:40,260 --> 00:41:41,635 Now that everyone eats at home... 816 00:41:41,843 --> 00:41:44,510 our chilli sauces will keep flying off the shelves! 817 00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:45,801 Sorry Coba, 818 00:41:46,051 --> 00:41:49,176 I have to terminate your contract immediately 819 00:41:49,384 --> 00:41:51,634 Today is your last day, Coba 820 00:42:03,259 --> 00:42:05,467 Hong Kong has entered a 4th wave of the pandemic 821 00:42:05,550 --> 00:42:08,884 With another 62 new cases added, the dancing cluster... 822 00:42:08,967 --> 00:42:11,050 has ballooned to 479 people... 823 00:42:11,259 --> 00:42:14,592 The largest in Hong Kong since the onset of the pandemic 824 00:42:15,008 --> 00:42:16,758 Preventive measures have been tightened 825 00:42:16,842 --> 00:42:19,717 Live performance and dancing are banned in all indoor... 826 00:42:19,758 --> 00:42:22,008 premises, including conference rooms and party rooms 827 00:42:22,050 --> 00:42:25,966 Despite the forbidding mountains 828 00:42:26,425 --> 00:42:29,675 and the hollowing strong winds 829 00:42:30,341 --> 00:42:36,841 like clouds, my feelings will find you 830 00:42:37,924 --> 00:42:42,506 Despite the turbulent waters 831 00:42:42,507 --> 00:42:45,674 Here it is: my mind is calm and clear 832 00:42:45,799 --> 00:42:48,007 How can a man like you become a boss? 833 00:42:48,049 --> 00:42:49,632 That's absurd 834 00:42:51,174 --> 00:42:53,090 an entrepreneur, to be exact 835 00:42:53,965 --> 00:43:01,632 Do not fear the tempest swallowing our passion 836 00:43:01,923 --> 00:43:08,548 for no distance can keep our love apart 837 00:43:10,798 --> 00:43:11,565 I've been thinking 838 00:43:11,590 --> 00:43:14,131 Now that my online business is on track 839 00:43:14,215 --> 00:43:15,715 I should try something new 840 00:43:16,214 --> 00:43:18,423 Trying new things when I'm away, huh? 841 00:43:19,006 --> 00:43:20,798 I want to try working with small shops 842 00:43:21,631 --> 00:43:25,131 And my first pick is... 843 00:43:26,339 --> 00:43:28,339 The original HK-dog! 844 00:43:28,381 --> 00:43:30,422 Baby, you're so smart 845 00:43:30,464 --> 00:43:32,381 You're the best 846 00:43:35,630 --> 00:43:38,589 Despite the turbulent waters 847 00:43:39,255 --> 00:43:43,130 and the hollowing strong winds 848 00:43:43,422 --> 00:43:50,213 like clouds, my feelings will find you 849 00:43:50,297 --> 00:43:51,505 Mr. Lee 850 00:43:51,630 --> 00:43:54,130 Are the triplexes that you showed us still available? 851 00:43:55,171 --> 00:43:57,546 3rd floor plus rooftop? Okay by me 852 00:43:59,546 --> 00:44:07,004 Do not fear the tempest swallowing our passion 853 00:44:07,546 --> 00:44:09,838 You know the song, sing along 854 00:44:10,796 --> 00:44:12,586 Don't be shy 855 00:44:12,587 --> 00:44:15,296 keep our love apart 856 00:44:15,712 --> 00:44:19,962 Meetings and partings are all decided 857 00:44:20,379 --> 00:44:24,503 No need to blame heaven or destiny 858 00:44:24,504 --> 00:44:31,628 Mountains and seas are my testimony 859 00:44:33,212 --> 00:44:34,253 Bravo! 860 00:44:35,253 --> 00:44:36,795 Bravo! Sis... 861 00:44:36,878 --> 00:44:38,628 you've improved so quickly 862 00:44:39,503 --> 00:44:41,378 You sing better than the Diva herself 863 00:44:44,211 --> 00:44:45,253 Thank you 864 00:44:46,086 --> 00:44:48,086 I learnt a new song recently 865 00:44:48,419 --> 00:44:50,586 It's Oliver Newton John's 866 00:44:50,628 --> 00:44:52,794 "Hopelessly Devoted to You" 867 00:44:52,919 --> 00:44:55,418 I even had someone make my MV 868 00:44:55,419 --> 00:44:56,352 Tell me what you think 869 00:44:56,377 --> 00:44:58,877 Sure, find the MV, I can't wait... 870 00:45:01,377 --> 00:45:03,669 I need to unclog my ear of wax 871 00:45:04,627 --> 00:45:06,127 Let me check the sweet soup first 872 00:45:06,419 --> 00:45:08,794 Then Coba, you get to watch it first 873 00:45:09,085 --> 00:45:11,502 I'd love to hear the opinion of a music professional 874 00:45:11,585 --> 00:45:12,834 My pleasure, Aunt Wendy 875 00:45:12,835 --> 00:45:13,877 Send it to me 876 00:45:14,418 --> 00:45:15,460 If I could send it... 877 00:45:15,461 --> 00:45:19,418 I wouldn't have travelled all the way here from Ap Lei Chau 878 00:45:19,502 --> 00:45:21,335 Just ask Bon to help 879 00:45:24,293 --> 00:45:25,960 Your cousin is very busy 880 00:45:28,835 --> 00:45:30,460 I hardly get to see him 881 00:45:31,210 --> 00:45:34,043 It takes longer to ask him than coming here myself 882 00:45:37,834 --> 00:45:39,584 Then come more often to help out 883 00:45:39,959 --> 00:45:42,959 I wouldn't be here if I could go dancing with my friends 884 00:45:43,167 --> 00:45:45,334 You won't be permitted to dance for some time 885 00:45:45,417 --> 00:45:46,459 Huh? 886 00:45:47,667 --> 00:45:49,667 Do I need a permit to dance? 887 00:45:49,959 --> 00:45:50,725 Yes? 888 00:45:50,750 --> 00:45:52,709 Where do I get this permit? 889 00:46:03,375 --> 00:46:06,333 Auntie... you got me 890 00:46:09,750 --> 00:46:10,625 Ain't I good? 891 00:46:10,625 --> 00:46:11,183 Very good 892 00:46:11,208 --> 00:46:13,083 Someone told that joke on a bus 893 00:46:13,166 --> 00:46:15,083 I laughed till my bladder leaked 894 00:46:16,916 --> 00:46:18,208 What I want is to... 895 00:46:18,749 --> 00:46:22,083 reinvent classic street foods, give them a new image... 896 00:46:22,749 --> 00:46:24,333 and attract new clienteles 897 00:46:24,666 --> 00:46:25,749 Good thinking 898 00:46:26,874 --> 00:46:29,624 Young people should try everything 899 00:46:30,124 --> 00:46:32,541 I often tell my young employees... 900 00:46:32,749 --> 00:46:34,456 You've got to try everything 901 00:46:34,457 --> 00:46:36,874 I wish all bosses are open-minded like you 902 00:46:38,249 --> 00:46:41,165 I've tried many different types of food 903 00:46:41,207 --> 00:46:42,831 My conclusion is that... 904 00:46:42,832 --> 00:46:44,289 your hotdog is the perfect match... 905 00:46:44,290 --> 00:46:46,415 for my chilli sauce 906 00:46:46,998 --> 00:46:49,331 That's why I sincerely want to collaborate with you... 907 00:46:49,332 --> 00:46:51,582 to launch a new Hot Chilli Dog 908 00:46:53,290 --> 00:46:56,289 We've been in business here for over 30 years... 909 00:46:56,290 --> 00:46:57,915 and only made one kind of hotdog 910 00:46:58,290 --> 00:47:00,956 All my regulars are used to that taste 911 00:47:01,831 --> 00:47:04,747 The new dog can bring in new young customers 912 00:47:04,748 --> 00:47:09,081 The youngsters these days only care for... 913 00:47:09,123 --> 00:47:12,706 street foods from Japan, Korea and even Taiwan 914 00:47:12,914 --> 00:47:17,039 People of your age don't eat HK hotdogs 915 00:47:17,414 --> 00:47:19,538 But if we collaborate... 916 00:47:19,539 --> 00:47:22,663 I can introduce my young customers to your shop here 917 00:47:22,664 --> 00:47:25,538 Then street food legacies ike yours can live on 918 00:47:25,539 --> 00:47:27,788 No, we can't change anything 919 00:47:27,789 --> 00:47:29,787 We'll be in trouble if we do 920 00:47:29,788 --> 00:47:32,121 You never know till you try, boss 921 00:47:32,122 --> 00:47:35,412 I tried many years ago... 922 00:47:35,413 --> 00:47:37,995 I started this shop 923 00:47:37,997 --> 00:47:40,995 You go and try however you want 924 00:47:40,996 --> 00:47:43,788 It's your mom's blood and sweat 925 00:47:49,621 --> 00:47:52,162 Mrs. Cheung, you've made a down payment of $500,000 926 00:47:52,163 --> 00:47:54,621 Please arrange a mortgage as soon as you can 927 00:48:06,454 --> 00:48:08,495 You' making chilli sauce again? 928 00:48:08,787 --> 00:48:09,720 Big Sister invites you... 929 00:48:09,745 --> 00:48:11,745 to a hot pot dinner at the diner tonight 930 00:48:11,995 --> 00:48:13,454 That's lovely! 931 00:48:13,620 --> 00:48:16,370 Be there at seven on the dot! 932 00:48:16,453 --> 00:48:17,345 Wait... 933 00:48:17,370 --> 00:48:20,245 Bring a couple jars of chilli sauce 934 00:48:20,620 --> 00:48:23,870 We never got to try it all the while you were selling it 935 00:48:24,078 --> 00:48:25,620 Let's see if it's good 936 00:48:28,328 --> 00:48:30,870 Don't discuss money with them at the table 937 00:48:31,620 --> 00:48:34,078 Why would I do that? 938 00:48:34,453 --> 00:48:36,828 C'mon, sis -Coming... 939 00:48:37,328 --> 00:48:38,828 Your ice milk-tea 940 00:48:38,911 --> 00:48:40,203 Eat up 941 00:48:40,286 --> 00:48:41,203 Wow, abalone! 942 00:48:41,204 --> 00:48:42,535 I bought it 943 00:48:42,536 --> 00:48:43,786 You're the man 944 00:48:43,952 --> 00:48:47,494 I heard that your chilli sauce is a success 945 00:48:47,536 --> 00:48:48,786 Indeed 946 00:48:49,577 --> 00:48:51,119 We get by 947 00:48:51,410 --> 00:48:54,077 With both of you working together... 948 00:48:54,244 --> 00:48:56,952 I suppose you can sell 100 jars a week? 949 00:48:57,535 --> 00:48:58,577 100 jars... 950 00:48:59,660 --> 00:49:01,535 You don't need two people for that 951 00:49:02,243 --> 00:49:04,368 I alone can churn out 200 easy... 952 00:49:09,035 --> 00:49:11,826 So you're selling 400 jars a week? 953 00:49:12,035 --> 00:49:14,326 This is a lot of hard work 954 00:49:14,576 --> 00:49:16,993 This is a lot of money! 955 00:49:17,951 --> 00:49:20,409 You can't make much money out of it, right? 956 00:49:20,451 --> 00:49:21,950 A little bit Very little 957 00:49:21,951 --> 00:49:25,242 Sis, they're selling it online for $90 a jar 958 00:49:25,243 --> 00:49:26,450 Not cheap at all 959 00:49:26,451 --> 00:49:29,742 Your Beef Chow Fun can earn you at most $10 per order 960 00:49:29,826 --> 00:49:33,033 Well, we don't know how to sell things online 961 00:49:33,034 --> 00:49:34,908 When you're making 200 grand a month... 962 00:49:34,909 --> 00:49:36,242 you can hire help 963 00:49:36,367 --> 00:49:39,034 We aren't even close to making 200 grand 964 00:49:39,117 --> 00:49:40,950 What about the cost? 965 00:49:41,992 --> 00:49:43,700 We should set the record straight 966 00:49:43,825 --> 00:49:45,825 Chillies alone cost $40 per catty 967 00:49:45,992 --> 00:49:48,657 What about garlic and cooking oil? 968 00:49:48,658 --> 00:49:50,157 Everything costs money 969 00:49:50,158 --> 00:49:53,242 You do the math-we sell 1,200 jars a month 970 00:49:53,367 --> 00:49:55,615 That gives us some 40 grand each 971 00:49:55,616 --> 00:49:56,991 Nowhere near 200 grand! 972 00:49:57,783 --> 00:50:02,366 40 grand... is way better than what we're making, Sis 973 00:50:02,658 --> 00:50:04,866 Why aren't we profiting from our family recipe... 974 00:50:04,949 --> 00:50:06,574 but an oursider is? 975 00:50:07,033 --> 00:50:08,158 What outsider? 976 00:50:08,491 --> 00:50:10,033 We're all family here! 977 00:50:10,491 --> 00:50:11,991 Family? 978 00:50:13,532 --> 00:50:15,032 Am I included? 979 00:50:15,866 --> 00:50:17,199 They left us out! 980 00:50:17,324 --> 00:50:19,323 I did offer to partner with Big Sister 981 00:50:19,324 --> 00:50:20,781 What about me, 982 00:50:20,782 --> 00:50:21,782 your brother? 983 00:50:21,783 --> 00:50:23,740 Sis, if you don't want in, I want in; 984 00:50:23,865 --> 00:50:25,614 it's easy money! 985 00:50:25,615 --> 00:50:27,239 What makes you think it's easy? 986 00:50:27,240 --> 00:50:29,615 Your sauce is in name made here in our kitchen 987 00:50:29,990 --> 00:50:31,365 You have it easy 988 00:50:36,323 --> 00:50:37,448 Enough! 989 00:50:38,240 --> 00:50:41,323 I volunteered to lend them my kitchen's name free of charge 990 00:50:42,323 --> 00:50:44,823 Why put money above our family? 991 00:50:46,198 --> 00:50:48,240 Perhaps I should settle a score with you first? 992 00:50:48,739 --> 00:50:50,364 How much is this and that? 993 00:50:50,448 --> 00:50:52,613 How about a moment of peace? 994 00:50:52,614 --> 00:50:56,281 How often do we get to eat together? 995 00:50:56,448 --> 00:50:58,464 The dine-in cap may return to 2 persons tomorrow... 996 00:50:58,489 --> 00:51:00,406 for all I know! 997 00:51:08,905 --> 00:51:09,947 I'm home 998 00:51:17,697 --> 00:51:18,904 There're letters on your desk 999 00:51:18,905 --> 00:51:21,447 Read them, don't just leave them there 1000 00:51:25,030 --> 00:51:28,030 What letters? I've switched to e-statements 1001 00:51:39,154 --> 00:51:40,904 What's wrong this time? 1002 00:51:41,363 --> 00:51:44,362 I didn't do wrong; I stepped on a land mine 1003 00:51:45,446 --> 00:51:47,071 Just let it go 1004 00:51:47,737 --> 00:51:50,279 Tell it to the person who planted the mine 1005 00:51:50,362 --> 00:51:52,154 He should have kept this mouth shut 1006 00:51:52,237 --> 00:51:54,112 I was trying to help 1007 00:51:58,279 --> 00:51:59,945 Guess how helpful he was tonight 1008 00:52:00,695 --> 00:52:03,152 I told him "not" to discuss money at dinner 1009 00:52:03,153 --> 00:52:04,277 The next thing I knew... 1010 00:52:04,278 --> 00:52:06,527 he revealed everything in our account books 1011 00:52:06,528 --> 00:52:08,903 Now everyone knows how much we're making 1012 00:52:09,570 --> 00:52:12,069 She thinks that all I talked about was money 1013 00:52:12,070 --> 00:52:13,361 Money makes him happy 1014 00:52:13,528 --> 00:52:15,277 Does money make her... 1015 00:52:15,278 --> 00:52:16,528 cry instead? 1016 00:52:16,611 --> 00:52:19,278 Then let me do all the work and make all the money 1017 00:52:19,403 --> 00:52:21,402 Tell him to do just that and be happy! 1018 00:52:21,403 --> 00:52:22,611 I quit! 1019 00:52:22,819 --> 00:52:24,028 You heard her 1020 00:52:24,653 --> 00:52:27,653 He'll be the death of our chilli sauce 1021 00:52:28,777 --> 00:52:31,069 Is there such a thing as a living chilli sauce? 1022 00:52:31,194 --> 00:52:32,985 Ever seen a walking one? 1023 00:52:32,986 --> 00:52:34,069 Lunatics 1024 00:52:34,194 --> 00:52:36,527 From this day on, I'll make the chilli sauce 1025 00:52:51,568 --> 00:52:53,818 Sis 1026 00:52:56,818 --> 00:52:59,193 It's me, sis What's up, bro? 1027 00:52:59,568 --> 00:53:01,275 I've got a big deal to discuss with you 1028 00:53:01,276 --> 00:53:02,443 C'mon out now 1029 00:53:04,609 --> 00:53:05,901 Did I miss it again? 1030 00:53:06,276 --> 00:53:07,401 It's fine 1031 00:53:07,484 --> 00:53:09,901 "Perfect" 1032 00:53:09,943 --> 00:53:10,984 I can keep up 1033 00:53:11,609 --> 00:53:12,126 Good 1034 00:53:12,151 --> 00:53:12,834 Do you see that? It's not calling you "Miss" 1035 00:53:12,859 --> 00:53:14,067 It's not calling you "Miss" 1036 00:53:14,109 --> 00:53:15,526 It says you've "missed" 1037 00:53:16,192 --> 00:53:19,692 I can't coordinate my hands and legs all at once 1038 00:53:19,776 --> 00:53:20,901 Take it easy 1039 00:53:20,942 --> 00:53:22,567 I can't 1040 00:53:23,109 --> 00:53:25,359 This is entry level No way 1041 00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:26,525 Yes way 1042 00:53:29,609 --> 00:53:30,859 Let's go for the next level 1043 00:53:30,900 --> 00:53:32,025 I can't... breathe 1044 00:53:32,108 --> 00:53:33,733 I can't go on Of course, you can 1045 00:53:36,900 --> 00:53:37,942 Hurry 1046 00:53:39,317 --> 00:53:41,150 I can't You sure? 1047 00:53:41,233 --> 00:53:43,774 Let's play something less demanding over there 1048 00:53:43,775 --> 00:53:45,025 Okay 1049 00:53:47,900 --> 00:53:49,649 I need to get more coins; 1050 00:53:49,691 --> 00:53:50,541 hold your bag 1051 00:53:50,566 --> 00:53:52,566 What else do you want to play? 1052 00:53:53,024 --> 00:53:54,816 Anything will do; you decide 1053 00:54:01,316 --> 00:54:02,899 Are you ready? 1054 00:54:03,024 --> 00:54:04,274 I'm scared 1055 00:54:04,316 --> 00:54:05,732 Bring it on Sure 1056 00:54:24,357 --> 00:54:25,565 No! 1057 00:54:31,898 --> 00:54:32,940 Come here... 1058 00:54:33,356 --> 00:54:34,398 Come here... 1059 00:54:37,231 --> 00:54:37,956 Hey, sis 1060 00:54:37,981 --> 00:54:39,773 I won this round! 1061 00:54:39,898 --> 00:54:40,939 I know 1062 00:54:41,439 --> 00:54:43,064 You need a "slap" back to reality! 1063 00:54:43,439 --> 00:54:45,106 Go home and apologize to your wife 1064 00:54:45,981 --> 00:54:47,772 Go home and make up with Rita 1065 00:54:48,981 --> 00:54:50,522 Get her a gift 1066 00:54:50,564 --> 00:54:52,980 A ring or a handbag, whatsoever 1067 00:54:53,064 --> 00:54:54,980 Make up with her 1068 00:54:55,272 --> 00:54:56,314 Yes 1069 00:54:57,022 --> 00:54:58,147 Not just yet 1070 00:54:59,730 --> 00:55:01,064 Before you go 1071 00:55:01,230 --> 00:55:03,730 Can I claim the slap that I won? 1072 00:55:11,021 --> 00:55:12,646 Disrespectful brat! 1073 00:55:18,063 --> 00:55:20,229 How's the pork chop noodles from Yau Sun Street? 1074 00:55:20,521 --> 00:55:21,604 Good 1075 00:55:23,354 --> 00:55:25,354 Savor your food 1076 00:55:25,563 --> 00:55:26,938 I'll go get changed 1077 00:55:29,187 --> 00:55:30,812 Why are you covering your face? 1078 00:55:32,354 --> 00:55:33,396 No... 1079 00:55:33,687 --> 00:55:34,812 I forgot my face mask 1080 00:55:34,854 --> 00:55:36,146 Here's the replacement 1081 00:55:43,979 --> 00:55:45,520 Let me massage your back 1082 00:55:46,604 --> 00:55:47,520 Is it the spot? 1083 00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:48,562 Higher 1084 00:55:49,312 --> 00:55:50,353 Spot on? 1085 00:55:53,103 --> 00:55:54,603 Alright... here 1086 00:55:58,061 --> 00:55:59,728 Want to finish it for me? 1087 00:56:00,103 --> 00:56:01,811 I'm full; you have it 1088 00:56:01,853 --> 00:56:02,895 Okay 1089 00:56:12,853 --> 00:56:13,894 Aunt Wendy 1090 00:56:13,936 --> 00:56:16,561 Grapes are expensive, save them for yourself 1091 00:56:23,519 --> 00:56:24,769 You keep the rest 1092 00:56:25,185 --> 00:56:25,702 That's all you take? 1093 00:56:25,727 --> 00:56:28,019 That's enough, it's just me... 1094 00:56:29,269 --> 00:56:30,310 Hey 1095 00:56:31,685 --> 00:56:32,727 Hey... What's up 1096 00:56:32,810 --> 00:56:36,392 (Hi, Coba, this is Daisy from Sugarmama) 1097 00:56:36,393 --> 00:56:38,392 (Arnold, our CEO is fan of your Chiu Chiu Chiu chilli sauce) 1098 00:56:38,393 --> 00:56:40,518 (He's interested in collaborating with you) 1099 00:56:41,185 --> 00:56:42,201 What's up? 1100 00:56:42,226 --> 00:56:44,518 Who are you messaging with on IG? 1101 00:56:45,351 --> 00:56:47,018 I'm taking care of business 1102 00:56:47,143 --> 00:56:48,643 Yeah, right 1103 00:56:48,726 --> 00:56:49,976 It's a chick 1104 00:56:51,976 --> 00:56:54,142 You've got it all wrong... you silly 1105 00:56:54,143 --> 00:56:55,642 Then what are you doing? 1106 00:56:55,643 --> 00:56:57,018 Taking care of business 1107 00:56:57,226 --> 00:56:58,351 What business? 1108 00:57:00,142 --> 00:57:01,184 Hey 1109 00:57:01,392 --> 00:57:02,367 This is for your mask 1110 00:57:02,392 --> 00:57:03,076 Go ahead, this way 1111 00:57:03,101 --> 00:57:04,142 Thanks 1112 00:57:10,142 --> 00:57:11,224 Hi, Coba? 1113 00:57:11,225 --> 00:57:12,225 I'm Daisy 1114 00:57:12,225 --> 00:57:13,225 Sorry, I'm late 1115 00:57:13,225 --> 00:57:14,100 No problem 1116 00:57:14,101 --> 00:57:16,392 We're all excited about working with you 1117 00:57:16,892 --> 00:57:19,641 As soon as Arnold knew that you said yes... 1118 00:57:19,642 --> 00:57:21,850 he got us all into the war room I see 1119 00:57:22,767 --> 00:57:24,825 In the last few years, Arnold has been scouting... 1120 00:57:24,850 --> 00:57:27,515 promising local brands for global roll-outs 1121 00:57:27,516 --> 00:57:28,558 Your chilli sauce is... 1122 00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:31,641 the first HK brand that he wants to collaborate with 1123 00:57:31,683 --> 00:57:33,807 Under the contract, you're to deliver 10,000... 1124 00:57:33,808 --> 00:57:35,266 units in the 1 year 1125 00:57:35,641 --> 00:57:37,265 But that's only the beginning of... 1126 00:57:37,266 --> 00:57:39,141 our evergrowing partnership 1127 00:57:39,808 --> 00:57:41,516 Our goal is to get more people to know... 1128 00:57:41,558 --> 00:57:43,308 and taste your chilli sauce 1129 00:57:50,182 --> 00:57:51,266 Coba? 1130 00:57:52,016 --> 00:57:52,974 This way 1131 00:57:52,974 --> 00:57:54,015 Right 1132 00:58:08,932 --> 00:58:12,973 Every puzzle has one last piece 1133 00:58:14,056 --> 00:58:19,181 Without that last piece, the puzzle remains incomplete 1134 00:58:20,056 --> 00:58:22,180 I've been looking for the last piece... 1135 00:58:22,181 --> 00:58:25,055 for the puzzle of my life for quite some time 1136 00:58:25,056 --> 00:58:26,181 Coba 1137 00:58:26,431 --> 00:58:27,555 Hi, Arnold 1138 00:58:27,556 --> 00:58:29,181 Thank you so much for inviting us 1139 00:58:33,972 --> 00:58:35,681 I know what you are thinking 1140 00:58:37,014 --> 00:58:39,805 What does a person like me who has it all... 1141 00:58:40,139 --> 00:58:43,430 want to do with working with a person like you? 1142 00:58:44,430 --> 00:58:47,179 Well, I'll give you a quick lesson in economics 1143 00:58:47,180 --> 00:58:49,638 "Supply and Demand" 1144 00:58:51,013 --> 00:58:54,138 You have a product that you believe in, Coba 1145 00:58:54,763 --> 00:58:57,512 And the fundamental in accessing... 1146 00:58:57,513 --> 00:59:01,055 the astronomical benefits tied to that potential... 1147 00:59:01,513 --> 00:59:04,637 is tethered to marketing and branding... 1148 00:59:04,638 --> 00:59:06,387 and increasing the supply... 1149 00:59:06,388 --> 00:59:09,888 of a branded product that is in demand 1150 00:59:11,096 --> 00:59:13,762 You increase the supply, Coba... 1151 00:59:13,763 --> 00:59:16,262 and the demand will follow 1152 00:59:17,637 --> 00:59:19,679 Close your eyes, just imagine that- 1153 00:59:20,096 --> 00:59:21,761 the astronomical growth... 1154 00:59:21,762 --> 00:59:23,762 the beauty of it, Coba 1155 00:59:25,845 --> 00:59:27,095 You can do it 1156 00:59:28,637 --> 00:59:30,137 Yes... 1157 00:59:31,387 --> 00:59:33,595 Feel the power of marketing 1158 00:59:33,970 --> 00:59:35,970 crossing through your veins 1159 00:59:36,887 --> 00:59:38,720 It's beautiful 1160 00:59:40,928 --> 00:59:42,137 Hey 1161 00:59:43,095 --> 00:59:44,345 Close your eyes 1162 00:59:45,011 --> 00:59:47,720 Come on! Close your eyes 1163 00:59:48,845 --> 00:59:49,970 Imagine... 1164 00:59:53,678 --> 00:59:55,303 It's BEAUTIFUL!!! 1165 00:59:56,011 --> 00:59:57,969 So? Can you see it? 1166 00:59:59,136 --> 01:00:01,719 How can I see anything with my eyes closed? 1167 01:00:03,469 --> 01:00:05,177 You guys have no vision 1168 01:00:05,427 --> 01:00:07,802 He said you have no vision 1169 01:00:07,886 --> 01:00:09,551 Because he has all the vision 1170 01:00:09,552 --> 01:00:10,427 Definitely 1171 01:00:10,428 --> 01:00:12,759 I don't even have a television or a play station 1172 01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:13,760 Ouch 1173 01:00:13,761 --> 01:00:14,926 We ain't One Direction 1174 01:00:14,927 --> 01:00:17,010 or any or any Michael Jackson 1175 01:00:17,594 --> 01:00:19,634 All I can think of is... 1176 01:00:19,635 --> 01:00:21,926 Congratulations 1177 01:00:21,927 --> 01:00:24,384 Punchline 1178 01:00:24,385 --> 01:00:26,134 You're the straight-A man 1179 01:00:26,135 --> 01:00:28,176 Now that you've struck gold... 1180 01:00:29,010 --> 01:00:30,218 what's your plan? 1181 01:00:31,843 --> 01:00:32,885 Buy a flat 1182 01:00:36,093 --> 01:00:37,134 A flat? 1183 01:00:38,884 --> 01:00:40,717 When we met at 12... 1184 01:00:40,718 --> 01:00:42,968 you already told people not to buy properties 1185 01:00:43,926 --> 01:00:45,634 My mom wants to buy a flat 1186 01:00:46,176 --> 01:00:49,842 This is not the first time we hear it 1187 01:00:49,926 --> 01:00:51,634 But why now? 1188 01:00:52,717 --> 01:00:54,967 She put me my name in the mortgage already 1189 01:00:56,050 --> 01:00:58,342 That's outrageous! Sue your mom! 1190 01:00:58,425 --> 01:00:59,717 I'll get you a lawyer 1191 01:00:59,759 --> 01:01:00,883 How about Junius? 1192 01:01:00,884 --> 01:01:02,342 Stop horsing around 1193 01:01:03,550 --> 01:01:05,383 We fought over this many times 1194 01:01:06,592 --> 01:01:09,592 Still, she's my mom 1195 01:01:11,508 --> 01:01:13,675 Now that I can afford it... 1196 01:01:13,758 --> 01:01:14,966 I should make it happen 1197 01:01:15,216 --> 01:01:16,633 Think again 1198 01:01:16,883 --> 01:01:19,508 You'll spend the rest of your life paying off the mortgage 1199 01:01:20,633 --> 01:01:21,675 Is it worth it? 1200 01:01:24,091 --> 01:01:25,258 Yes, according to her 1201 01:01:29,133 --> 01:01:30,383 We're asking you 1202 01:01:35,841 --> 01:01:37,382 Well, as long as she thinks so 1203 01:01:40,549 --> 01:01:42,507 She might be right a few years ago 1204 01:01:43,257 --> 01:01:44,882 But look at where we are now 1205 01:01:49,465 --> 01:01:51,132 What's wrong with now? 1206 01:01:51,590 --> 01:01:54,382 You lost your job! How will you get a mortgage? 1207 01:01:54,465 --> 01:01:57,590 I just got an order for 10,000 jars of chilli sauce 1208 01:01:58,381 --> 01:01:59,755 Deliver 10,000 units... 1209 01:01:59,756 --> 01:02:02,964 then I'll get an order for 20,000 units, followed by 40,000... 1210 01:02:02,965 --> 01:02:04,590 followed by 100,000 1211 01:02:05,715 --> 01:02:07,048 Then who needs a mortgage? 1212 01:02:07,881 --> 01:02:09,464 I'll pay in full in cash! 1213 01:02:16,631 --> 01:02:17,672 I'm telling you 1214 01:02:18,714 --> 01:02:21,922 I'll hit it big this time 1215 01:02:23,381 --> 01:02:24,422 Okay? 1216 01:02:28,089 --> 01:02:29,130 Here 1217 01:02:35,297 --> 01:02:36,338 Hit it big 1218 01:02:36,422 --> 01:02:37,463 Hit it big 1219 01:02:40,588 --> 01:02:43,172 You need 10,000 jars? Are you going public? 1220 01:02:43,213 --> 01:02:44,755 I wish 1221 01:02:44,921 --> 01:02:46,130 My son received a big order 1222 01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:48,170 Congratulations! 1223 01:02:48,171 --> 01:02:50,588 That means you'll give me lots of business 1224 01:02:51,046 --> 01:02:52,879 Here, take your pick 1225 01:02:56,004 --> 01:02:57,088 Which is the one we used? 1226 01:02:57,629 --> 01:03:00,129 That's the one; it's imported 1227 01:03:00,213 --> 01:03:01,354 The other one is made in China... 1228 01:03:01,379 --> 01:03:03,254 has the same capacity, weighs way less 1229 01:03:03,462 --> 01:03:05,254 Their biggest difference is price 1230 01:03:05,296 --> 01:03:07,254 Yours costs $2 more 1231 01:03:07,421 --> 01:03:10,754 This is a no-brainer-It's a $2 difference! 1232 01:03:10,837 --> 01:03:12,336 Place your order quickly 1233 01:03:12,337 --> 01:03:14,962 I only have a small surplus; better make your decision today 1234 01:03:15,004 --> 01:03:16,795 Today? 1235 01:03:17,379 --> 01:03:19,587 But Coba tested many models 1236 01:03:19,753 --> 01:03:21,253 before deciding on this one 1237 01:03:22,003 --> 01:03:23,503 If you let him run another test... 1238 01:03:23,587 --> 01:03:25,087 that will take him days! 1239 01:03:25,253 --> 01:03:28,587 Look, I only make 50 cents out of that cheaper jar 1240 01:03:29,420 --> 01:03:30,753 How long does the shipping take? 1241 01:03:37,836 --> 01:03:38,878 I'm home 1242 01:03:39,878 --> 01:03:40,961 Just you? 1243 01:03:41,878 --> 01:03:42,836 Who else? 1244 01:03:42,837 --> 01:03:45,253 Slow down... I can't keep up 1245 01:03:45,378 --> 01:03:48,377 You're on schedule; will the first batch be ready tonight? 1246 01:03:48,461 --> 01:03:50,377 Stop talking and start helping 1247 01:03:50,419 --> 01:03:52,419 Yes, ma'am, right away 1248 01:04:01,627 --> 01:04:03,002 The jar is different 1249 01:04:03,627 --> 01:04:05,002 What is the difference? 1250 01:04:05,043 --> 01:04:06,918 The shape is completely different 1251 01:04:07,043 --> 01:04:09,585 It should be slanted "here" but this jar is an outright cube 1252 01:04:09,668 --> 01:04:11,335 It also weighs a lot less 1253 01:04:11,418 --> 01:04:12,543 What happened? 1254 01:04:12,710 --> 01:04:14,376 It looks pretty much the same to me 1255 01:04:14,460 --> 01:04:15,793 It's a mile apart! 1256 01:04:15,876 --> 01:04:18,085 Oh yes, this jar is $2 cheaper 1257 01:04:23,876 --> 01:04:24,918 What is the difference! 1258 01:04:24,959 --> 01:04:27,584 That was a question 1259 01:04:27,668 --> 01:04:30,459 We're running a business-This is about branding! 1260 01:04:30,501 --> 01:04:31,791 Our brand is only a few months old 1261 01:04:31,793 --> 01:04:33,251 but you changed the packaging? 1262 01:04:33,292 --> 01:04:34,876 What will the customers think? 1263 01:04:34,917 --> 01:04:37,166 What's worse, I signed the contract already 1264 01:04:37,167 --> 01:04:39,666 But you changed the jar without the other party's consent 1265 01:04:39,667 --> 01:04:40,667 What should I tell them? 1266 01:04:40,668 --> 01:04:42,625 We didn't know better 1267 01:04:42,667 --> 01:04:44,625 Would it kill you to ask first? 1268 01:04:45,334 --> 01:04:47,350 Can't you consult me before making big decisions? 1269 01:04:47,375 --> 01:04:49,917 What else didn't we consult you? 1270 01:04:55,792 --> 01:04:57,833 You tell me what this is 1271 01:04:58,333 --> 01:04:59,266 (Has Been Rejected) 1272 01:04:59,291 --> 01:05:00,791 Why was it rejected? 1273 01:05:01,333 --> 01:05:02,1000 Aren't you making 35 grand a month? 1274 01:05:03,041 --> 01:05:04,625 How could you mention nothing about... 1275 01:05:05,166 --> 01:05:07,416 applying for a mortgage in my name? 1276 01:05:07,750 --> 01:05:10,999 I'm asking you, why was the application rejected? 1277 01:05:11,749 --> 01:05:12,874 I was fired 1278 01:05:15,041 --> 01:05:17,249 I'm not eligible for it without a salary 1279 01:05:17,749 --> 01:05:20,416 This is serious, why didn't you tell us? 1280 01:05:26,874 --> 01:05:27,915 Damn! 1281 01:05:29,874 --> 01:05:31,290 We put down 500 grand 1282 01:05:33,082 --> 01:05:34,665 What will happen to the flat? 1283 01:05:35,790 --> 01:05:36,915 Look at you 1284 01:05:36,957 --> 01:05:38,457 Your son just lost his job 1285 01:05:38,540 --> 01:05:40,081 What concerns you is not his future... 1286 01:05:40,082 --> 01:05:41,372 but your property dream 1287 01:05:41,373 --> 01:05:42,997 Ever since I started working 1288 01:05:42,998 --> 01:05:46,290 you told me to work hard so that we could buy a flat 1289 01:05:47,081 --> 01:05:48,790 Did I ever say I want to own a flat? 1290 01:05:50,081 --> 01:05:51,915 Why can't I buy a flat in my son's name... 1291 01:05:51,998 --> 01:05:55,039 when I'm paying off the mortgage myself? 1292 01:05:55,123 --> 01:05:57,206 What's wrong with that? What's your problem? 1293 01:05:57,248 --> 01:05:59,123 It's not about paying off the loan 1294 01:05:59,289 --> 01:06:00,414 Once I sign a mortgage... 1295 01:06:00,498 --> 01:06:03,039 my name is on the line for the next 30 years 1296 01:06:03,872 --> 01:06:06,621 If you don't have the money, don't buy a flat 1297 01:06:06,622 --> 01:06:08,081 Coba, that's enough! 1298 01:06:08,122 --> 01:06:10,497 I've had enough! You guys are never satisfied! 1299 01:06:13,205 --> 01:06:16,580 Do you know how much your mom sacrifice to own a flat? 1300 01:06:16,622 --> 01:06:19,414 When we bought the Whampao unit in 1997... 1301 01:06:19,497 --> 01:06:21,455 she needed the 1st-time homebuyer status... 1302 01:06:21,538 --> 01:06:23,162 to get the stamp duty exemption 1303 01:06:23,163 --> 01:06:25,872 Guess what she did? She asked for a divorce! 1304 01:06:26,997 --> 01:06:28,830 I proposed getting divorced on paper; 1305 01:06:28,872 --> 01:06:30,746 we could remarry later 1306 01:06:30,913 --> 01:06:33,037 Why are you telling your son that? 1307 01:06:33,038 --> 01:06:35,663 You're allowed to talk but I'm not? 1308 01:06:36,038 --> 01:06:37,330 You're an autocrate! 1309 01:06:37,413 --> 01:06:39,328 Forget the house, what about the jar? 1310 01:06:39,329 --> 01:06:40,329 He's done with that 1311 01:06:40,330 --> 01:06:41,662 Let's talk about the jar 1312 01:06:41,663 --> 01:06:42,538 You sure? 1313 01:06:42,538 --> 01:06:43,579 Why not? 1314 01:06:44,038 --> 01:06:45,412 Each of these jars saves us $2 1315 01:06:45,413 --> 01:06:46,911 That's 20 grand for 10,000 jars 1316 01:06:46,913 --> 01:06:49,911 With that money, we can make another 1,000 jars of sauce 1317 01:06:49,912 --> 01:06:52,953 Then it's no longer a matter of 20 grand but some 90 grand 1318 01:06:52,954 --> 01:06:55,662 With that... You two are truly annoying 1319 01:06:57,829 --> 01:06:59,328 One is pushing a jar on me 1320 01:06:59,329 --> 01:07:01,120 The other is pushing a mortage on me 1321 01:07:01,912 --> 01:07:04,287 Have you ever asked me what I want? 1322 01:07:46,494 --> 01:07:48,869 (Outside Kowloon Tong Station) 1323 01:07:56,368 --> 01:07:57,410 Mom 1324 01:07:57,827 --> 01:07:59,868 Why do you come pick me up? 1325 01:08:00,493 --> 01:08:01,785 Do you need money? 1326 01:08:02,160 --> 01:08:04,035 Did you fight with your wife? 1327 01:08:04,410 --> 01:08:06,160 Or little Tonia gave you a hard time? 1328 01:08:14,909 --> 01:08:18,076 We'll leave for the UK next Monday to enrol Tonia in school 1329 01:08:18,659 --> 01:08:21,409 Isn't it too soon to send her abroad to study? 1330 01:08:22,117 --> 01:08:24,992 When you return, you have to undergo a 14-day quarantine 1331 01:08:25,909 --> 01:08:27,992 Is her school that good? 1332 01:08:28,742 --> 01:08:31,158 The pandemic will be over soon 1333 01:08:31,159 --> 01:08:32,867 Can't she go next year? 1334 01:08:38,867 --> 01:08:40,324 This time around... 1335 01:08:40,325 --> 01:08:42,200 we won't be coming back 1336 01:08:50,533 --> 01:08:54,366 You're leaving next week! You're telling me now? 1337 01:09:00,533 --> 01:09:02,408 After I settle down... 1338 01:09:02,616 --> 01:09:04,157 I'll bring you over 1339 01:09:04,616 --> 01:09:06,199 What do I do there? 1340 01:09:07,699 --> 01:09:09,532 This is my home 1341 01:09:10,366 --> 01:09:13,032 I can't even get fish ball noodles over there 1342 01:09:30,948 --> 01:09:33,031 Do you have to go? 1343 01:09:53,031 --> 01:09:54,614 Once you're there... 1344 01:09:54,697 --> 01:09:56,989 whatever happens, don't be so hard on yourself 1345 01:09:57,322 --> 01:09:59,822 You can always come back, okay? 1346 01:10:25,696 --> 01:10:26,738 Damn it! 1347 01:10:34,112 --> 01:10:35,529 Hey, Arnold... sorry 1348 01:10:54,653 --> 01:10:55,653 Let me tell you 1349 01:10:55,654 --> 01:10:58,111 The highlight of my career has been working... 1350 01:10:58,112 --> 01:10:59,862 on this chilli sauce 1351 01:11:01,028 --> 01:11:01,986 Because we both know 1352 01:11:01,988 --> 01:11:04,985 the chilli sauce that you created and launched online... 1353 01:11:04,986 --> 01:11:08,110 you had no idea how much unprecedented excitement... 1354 01:11:08,111 --> 01:11:09,903 you would have created 1355 01:11:10,486 --> 01:11:12,235 So I've made the decision... 1356 01:11:12,236 --> 01:11:14,735 to recreate and rebrand your product 1357 01:11:14,736 --> 01:11:16,652 Let me introduce to you... 1358 01:11:16,653 --> 01:11:20,111 the one and only irresistible... 1359 01:11:21,069 --> 01:11:22,486 Chilli La 1360 01:11:24,361 --> 01:11:25,694 Chilli La? 1361 01:11:27,361 --> 01:11:29,859 My chilli sauce is called Chiu Chiu Chiu! 1362 01:11:29,860 --> 01:11:33,318 We just thought that was Chiu Chiu Chiu 1363 01:11:33,319 --> 01:11:35,610 confusing 1364 01:11:36,985 --> 01:11:38,985 I'm sorry, I'm getting confused here 1365 01:11:39,902 --> 01:11:42,568 Why wasn't I included in the discussion beforehand? 1366 01:11:42,610 --> 01:11:44,318 After all, this is a partnership 1367 01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:46,400 Come on Coba 1368 01:11:46,402 --> 01:11:49,525 You made the chilli sauce 1369 01:11:49,526 --> 01:11:52,443 I sell the chilli sauce 1370 01:11:53,276 --> 01:11:55,400 So, we came up with the plan 1371 01:11:55,401 --> 01:11:59,525 We decided that for the next six months, every week 1372 01:11:59,526 --> 01:12:02,733 we will give away 400 bottles... 1373 01:12:02,734 --> 01:12:04,400 "free" to the market... 1374 01:12:04,401 --> 01:12:06,108 "free" to anybody who wants it 1375 01:12:06,109 --> 01:12:09,733 That's over 10,000 bottles in six months, Coba 1376 01:12:09,734 --> 01:12:11,276 You're giving them all away for free? 1377 01:12:12,734 --> 01:12:15,399 Then who will pay real money for my sauce again? 1378 01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:16,317 How will Chiu Chiu Chiu 1379 01:12:16,318 --> 01:12:17,401 survive the next 6 months? 1380 01:12:17,525 --> 01:12:20,900 Coba, read the contract 1381 01:12:24,483 --> 01:12:26,483 There's no more Chiu Chiu Chiu 1382 01:12:26,775 --> 01:12:28,650 Just Chilli La 1383 01:12:34,275 --> 01:12:35,608 So you're saying... 1384 01:12:36,733 --> 01:12:38,733 you've robbed me of my brand 1385 01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:41,608 Have I? 1386 01:12:42,733 --> 01:12:43,983 Kind of 1387 01:12:57,232 --> 01:12:59,732 10,000 bottles, Coba 1388 01:13:13,857 --> 01:13:18,731 Caller: Aunt Wendy 1389 01:13:34,981 --> 01:13:37,105 Such is the real world of business 1390 01:13:37,106 --> 01:13:39,939 Either you trick the sucker, or you're the sucker 1391 01:13:40,731 --> 01:13:43,354 At least you got paid for those 10,000 bottles 1392 01:13:43,356 --> 01:13:46,022 Your parents will be fine 1393 01:13:47,980 --> 01:13:49,105 Sure 1394 01:13:49,522 --> 01:13:51,064 All they care about is money 1395 01:13:53,772 --> 01:13:55,605 And the money is for whom? 1396 01:13:57,938 --> 01:13:59,938 That's what parents do 1397 01:14:08,105 --> 01:14:10,188 The reason I started this chilli sauce business... 1398 01:14:10,938 --> 01:14:13,188 was to get them off my back... 1399 01:14:13,563 --> 01:14:15,396 by keeping them busy 1400 01:14:18,813 --> 01:14:20,437 But after a while... 1401 01:14:20,854 --> 01:14:23,687 I began to hope that we could do this together indefinitely 1402 01:14:26,562 --> 01:14:27,937 But it's all over now 1403 01:14:28,437 --> 01:14:29,687 I failed completely 1404 01:14:31,812 --> 01:14:33,354 I can live with that 1405 01:14:34,729 --> 01:14:36,895 But they have to bear the consequences with me 1406 01:14:38,020 --> 01:14:40,312 Families stick together in bad times 1407 01:14:40,687 --> 01:14:42,687 That's what makes them families 1408 01:14:44,062 --> 01:14:46,062 I still remember... 1409 01:14:46,687 --> 01:14:48,060 the only time... 1410 01:14:48,061 --> 01:14:51,811 you dad has ever worn a hot pink polo shirt 1411 01:14:51,936 --> 01:14:54,145 It was the day you got admitted to DBS 1412 01:14:54,770 --> 01:14:56,519 He said to me: Sis... 1413 01:14:57,894 --> 01:15:02,686 This is the proudest moment of my life 1414 01:15:04,519 --> 01:15:06,810 Why did your mom move to Whampoa back then? 1415 01:15:06,811 --> 01:15:08,935 It was far from her work 1416 01:15:08,936 --> 01:15:11,019 but very close to your school 1417 01:15:12,436 --> 01:15:13,559 Don't you know... 1418 01:15:13,561 --> 01:15:16,519 you're the most loved person in your family? 1419 01:15:21,435 --> 01:15:27,060 I also wish to have a family that I can take the rap for 1420 01:15:40,518 --> 01:15:42,268 I'm fine 1421 01:15:45,018 --> 01:15:47,101 It is fate... 1422 01:15:47,309 --> 01:15:48,809 that brings people together 1423 01:15:50,184 --> 01:15:51,684 It is also fate... 1424 01:15:52,726 --> 01:15:54,309 that drives them apart 1425 01:16:01,142 --> 01:16:05,975 Meetings and partings are all decided 1426 01:16:07,225 --> 01:16:10,725 No need to blame heaven or destiny 1427 01:16:12,017 --> 01:16:17,975 Mountains and seas are my testimony 1428 01:16:19,641 --> 01:16:27,974 Do not fear the tempest swallowing our passion 1429 01:16:29,641 --> 01:16:37,974 for no distance can keep our love apart 1430 01:16:38,641 --> 01:16:42,974 Meetings and partings are all decided 1431 01:16:44,057 --> 01:16:47,474 No need to blame heaven or destiny 1432 01:16:48,474 --> 01:16:54,223 Mountains and seas are my testimony 1433 01:17:41,263 --> 01:17:44,555 Your aunt texted us just now 1434 01:17:51,305 --> 01:17:52,888 To be honest... 1435 01:17:53,680 --> 01:17:55,554 we never expected to strike it rich... 1436 01:17:55,555 --> 01:17:57,388 in the chilli sauce business 1437 01:17:59,679 --> 01:18:02,096 It's okay whether we get to do it or not 1438 01:18:02,888 --> 01:18:05,304 What matters is that we stick together 1439 01:18:06,388 --> 01:18:07,429 Agreed 1440 01:18:08,429 --> 01:18:10,554 You're all grown up now, it's okay 1441 01:18:21,637 --> 01:18:23,095 I'm so sorry 1442 01:18:29,012 --> 01:18:30,887 I trusted the wrong people 1443 01:18:31,387 --> 01:18:32,845 It's okay 1444 01:18:35,095 --> 01:18:36,595 It's good that it happens now 1445 01:18:37,220 --> 01:18:39,178 It's better to get duped at age 24 1446 01:18:39,386 --> 01:18:41,345 than age 42 1447 01:18:42,886 --> 01:18:45,094 Your old man was duped when he was 24 1448 01:18:48,053 --> 01:18:49,761 by a woman 1449 01:18:52,052 --> 01:18:53,719 It went on for twenty some years 1450 01:18:54,344 --> 01:18:55,719 You're a clever boy 1451 01:18:56,636 --> 01:18:58,261 You can turn over a new leaf 1452 01:18:58,511 --> 01:18:59,969 Your old man can't 1453 01:19:02,094 --> 01:19:03,385 Who duped you? 1454 01:19:05,469 --> 01:19:07,427 Francis Kong (pun of "no comment" in Cantonese) 1455 01:19:07,469 --> 01:19:08,885 Who was Francis Kong? 1456 01:19:11,343 --> 01:19:12,385 Huh? 1457 01:19:17,177 --> 01:19:18,843 You don't even know Francis Kong? 1458 01:19:19,426 --> 01:19:20,801 You know her too? 1459 01:19:20,926 --> 01:19:22,051 How come I don't know her? 1460 01:19:22,843 --> 01:19:24,301 Who is Francis Kong? 1461 01:19:25,801 --> 01:19:28,343 You don't remember Francis Kong? 1462 01:19:28,884 --> 01:19:29,926 Do I know her? 1463 01:19:30,593 --> 01:19:31,884 Who is Francis Kong? 1464 01:19:33,009 --> 01:19:34,634 Molly Yau (pun of "makes no sense") 1465 01:19:34,676 --> 01:19:36,259 Who is Molly Yau? 1466 01:19:36,343 --> 01:19:37,509 Who is Francis Kong? 1467 01:19:37,592 --> 01:19:39,926 Your reaction reminds me of another name 1468 01:19:42,092 --> 01:19:43,926 That's Siu, Nancy 1469 01:19:44,217 --> 01:19:45,842 Siu, Nancy (pun of "laugh my head off") 1470 01:19:47,592 --> 01:19:49,842 You're going to make me Siu, Nancy 1471 01:19:50,342 --> 01:19:51,717 I see... 1472 01:19:51,967 --> 01:19:54,467 Francis Kong 1473 01:19:54,550 --> 01:19:56,883 Siu, Nancy 1474 01:20:00,050 --> 01:20:01,883 Your parents might forgive you 1475 01:20:01,925 --> 01:20:03,217 But you signed the contract 1476 01:20:03,258 --> 01:20:05,800 You had to deliver those 10,000 units regardless 1477 01:20:06,966 --> 01:20:08,465 Naturally, my whole family... 1478 01:20:08,466 --> 01:20:11,050 worked our asses off to complete that order 1479 01:20:12,133 --> 01:20:14,757 I'm coming back next week 1480 01:20:14,758 --> 01:20:17,049 Got anything for me? 1481 01:20:17,674 --> 01:20:20,174 First and foremost, a big wet kiss 1482 01:20:24,007 --> 01:20:25,548 Mom, Uncle, Aunt and Coba 1483 01:20:25,549 --> 01:20:26,966 Happy New Year! Kung Hei Fat Choy! 1484 01:20:27,257 --> 01:20:28,756 Kung Hei Fat Choy! 1485 01:20:28,757 --> 01:20:30,423 A healthy New Year! Be healthy! 1486 01:20:30,424 --> 01:20:33,756 May everything go well and all your dreams come true! 1487 01:20:33,757 --> 01:20:34,881 Thanks, mom 1488 01:20:34,882 --> 01:20:36,381 Where are you going to have NYE dinner? 1489 01:20:36,382 --> 01:20:38,381 We're driving to London for dinner 1490 01:20:38,382 --> 01:20:39,965 Where are you having dinner at? 1491 01:20:40,132 --> 01:20:42,131 I'm eating at uncle Alan's home Yes 1492 01:20:42,132 --> 01:20:44,590 We've made Poon Choi; it's loaded with "fans!" 1493 01:20:44,965 --> 01:20:46,507 Mom, you must stay healthy 1494 01:20:52,965 --> 01:20:54,840 We should all stay healthy 1495 01:20:56,381 --> 01:20:58,630 Tonia, got anything to say to grandma? 1496 01:20:58,631 --> 01:20:59,481 Yes! 1497 01:20:59,506 --> 01:21:03,839 Grandma, I wish you a singing voice louder than Diva Wong! 1498 01:21:04,714 --> 01:21:06,506 Wow, grandma is totally smitten 1499 01:21:08,131 --> 01:21:11,339 Tonia, you are so sweet! 1500 01:21:12,172 --> 01:21:13,922 Grandma has a big red packet for you 1501 01:21:14,547 --> 01:21:15,922 You'll get it by mail 1502 01:21:25,297 --> 01:21:28,005 The profit from those 10,000 jars of chilli sauce... 1503 01:21:28,213 --> 01:21:31,130 just covered the 500-grand down payment that Mom lost 1504 01:21:31,672 --> 01:21:33,755 I'm afraid we'll have to realize Mom's... 1505 01:21:34,588 --> 01:21:36,088 home ownership dream in the future 1506 01:21:39,671 --> 01:21:40,630 So... 1507 01:21:40,631 --> 01:21:42,880 that's the end of my chilli sauce story 1508 01:21:44,463 --> 01:21:46,088 So, what's your plan? 1509 01:21:46,838 --> 01:21:48,629 My plan... 1510 01:21:59,421 --> 01:22:00,504 It'll come to me 1511 01:22:24,211 --> 01:22:27,086 18th, February 2022 1512 01:22:43,419 --> 01:22:44,461 Boss! 1513 01:22:45,544 --> 01:22:48,169 Hey, Chilli Boy 1514 01:22:49,502 --> 01:22:52,376 You've come all the way here just to buy a hotdog? 1515 01:22:52,377 --> 01:22:53,751 I was working nearby 1516 01:22:53,752 --> 01:22:55,002 Of course, I have to drop in 1517 01:22:57,418 --> 01:22:59,877 Have you made any recently? 1518 01:23:01,835 --> 01:23:03,793 Well, I happen to have a bottle with me 1519 01:23:06,668 --> 01:23:08,543 You're really... 1520 01:23:09,626 --> 01:23:11,501 Don't let your efforts go down the drain 1521 01:23:12,001 --> 01:23:14,251 Perseverance will carry you a long way 1522 01:23:15,001 --> 01:23:17,251 Tell me about it; you have yet to try 1523 01:23:18,834 --> 01:23:19,876 It's yummy 1524 01:23:20,709 --> 01:23:22,875 It's yummy, try it Keep it for youself 1525 01:23:22,876 --> 01:23:25,500 C'mon, give it a try... 1526 01:23:25,501 --> 01:23:28,501 Get off my back... 1527 01:23:29,209 --> 01:23:32,001 Boss, have just one bite... 1528 01:24:00,291 --> 01:24:01,416 Have just one bite... 1529 01:24:01,499 --> 01:24:02,666 Get someone else to try... 1530 01:24:02,708 --> 01:24:03,958 get Grandson 1531 01:24:05,291 --> 01:24:06,708 Are you looking for me? 1532 01:24:07,208 --> 01:24:10,166 It can't be me-I only make the tea here 1533 01:24:10,207 --> 01:24:12,916 It can't be me either-I only beat the eggs here 1534 01:24:13,332 --> 01:24:14,457 It also can't be me 1535 01:24:14,499 --> 01:24:16,707 I only watch you make tea... 1536 01:24:16,791 --> 01:24:17,957 and watch you beat eggs 1537 01:24:17,999 --> 01:24:19,957 My job is to drink iced tea 1538 01:24:19,999 --> 01:24:22,124 You're one busy man 1539 01:24:22,207 --> 01:24:23,665 Kind of 1540 01:24:23,999 --> 01:24:25,707 Watch us closely 1541 01:24:26,540 --> 01:24:27,748 Then who's the grandson? 1542 01:24:27,957 --> 01:24:28,932 That one 1543 01:24:28,957 --> 01:24:29,848 That one 1544 01:24:29,873 --> 01:24:31,373 That one! 1545 01:24:32,623 --> 01:24:35,082 What's so great about classic HK-dogs? 1546 01:24:35,415 --> 01:24:36,998 We've waited a long time 1547 01:24:37,081 --> 01:24:39,080 Forget the dogs; it's over 1548 01:24:39,081 --> 01:24:40,123 We're leaving 1549 01:24:43,415 --> 01:24:46,081 It's over, we're leaving 1550 01:24:46,164 --> 01:24:47,914 Let's hang out next time 1551 01:24:48,164 --> 01:24:50,873 Good-bye, we're leaving 1552 01:24:51,123 --> 01:24:52,873 See you next time 1553 01:25:01,414 --> 01:25:03,829 It's over, we're leaving 1554 01:25:03,830 --> 01:25:05,663 Let's hang out next time 1555 01:25:05,664 --> 01:25:08,289 Good-bye, see you next time 1556 01:25:08,622 --> 01:25:09,872 if there is a next time 1557 01:25:14,872 --> 01:25:16,288 Enough... enough 1558 01:25:17,288 --> 01:25:19,663 Who the hell are these oddballs? 1559 01:25:19,747 --> 01:25:21,371 There's Grandson! 1560 01:25:27,246 --> 01:25:28,580 You're the grandson? 1561 01:25:28,871 --> 01:25:30,246 I'm Sun, Grant Sun 1562 01:25:30,371 --> 01:25:31,704 Not his grandson 1563 01:25:31,954 --> 01:25:33,246 Got some chilli sauce with you? 1564 01:25:36,538 --> 01:25:40,036 I heard your chilli sauce made people go gaga 1565 01:25:40,037 --> 01:25:43,496 Not just gaga, but also: WOOHOOOO-YUM, YUM! 1566 01:25:43,704 --> 01:25:45,412 I don't believe it. Try it 1567 01:25:46,787 --> 01:25:47,871 Open your mouth 1568 01:25:47,912 --> 01:25:48,954 C'mon 1569 01:25:49,829 --> 01:25:50,870 C'mon 1570 01:26:00,578 --> 01:26:01,095 Good stuff 1571 01:26:01,120 --> 01:26:02,495 Try some yourself 1572 01:26:03,037 --> 01:26:04,578 I eat it often 1573 01:26:04,620 --> 01:26:06,120 Let's see what it does to you 1574 01:26:12,703 --> 01:26:13,470 How it feels? 1575 01:26:13,495 --> 01:26:14,993 Devastating! 1576 01:26:14,995 --> 01:26:16,868 Good stuff! Yeah! 1577 01:26:16,869 --> 01:26:17,993 It's a deal! What? 1578 01:26:17,994 --> 01:26:19,494 I do the dogs; you do the sauce 1579 01:26:20,703 --> 01:26:21,869 Who does the weenies? 1580 01:26:23,119 --> 01:26:24,161 What you say? 1581 01:26:25,119 --> 01:26:26,327 Are you looking down on me? 1582 01:26:26,869 --> 01:26:28,368 Looking down on small shops? 1583 01:26:28,369 --> 01:26:30,636 Thanks to this small shop, I've sailed through the pandemic 1584 01:26:30,661 --> 01:26:31,869 I wouldn't have survived 1585 01:26:32,494 --> 01:26:33,535 So cut to the chase 1586 01:26:33,952 --> 01:26:34,952 I do the buns; 1587 01:26:34,953 --> 01:26:36,577 you do the sauce 1588 01:26:36,952 --> 01:26:37,744 Deal? 1589 01:26:37,744 --> 01:26:38,535 Deal 1590 01:26:38,536 --> 01:26:39,826 Just chip in what you've got... 1591 01:26:39,827 --> 01:26:41,619 be that money or labour 1592 01:26:43,243 --> 01:26:44,951 This sauce is no joke, I can't... 1593 01:26:44,952 --> 01:26:45,993 hold it in 1594 01:26:46,702 --> 01:26:47,493 Where's the loo? 1595 01:26:47,494 --> 01:26:48,843 Over there, let's go together Where? 1596 01:26:48,868 --> 01:26:49,910 Over there 1597 01:26:50,493 --> 01:26:51,993 I've got paper Good stuff 1598 01:26:52,160 --> 01:26:53,909 Let's finish it in the loo 1599 01:26:53,910 --> 01:26:56,326 I suppose someone there may be able to do the weenies 1600 01:29:13,696 --> 01:29:15,905 Someone needs to do the weenies though... 1601 01:29:25,446 --> 01:29:27,154 I can do weenies 1602 01:29:31,237 --> 01:29:32,362 Who are you? 1603 01:29:35,154 --> 01:29:37,112 I can do anything for you, Tin-tin 1604 01:29:37,737 --> 01:29:38,737 Sir, what're you doing? 1605 01:29:38,738 --> 01:29:40,111 Only you matter... 1606 01:29:40,112 --> 01:29:41,029 Get off me! 1607 01:29:41,030 --> 01:29:42,611 I'll do weenies for you 1608 01:29:42,612 --> 01:29:44,152 Stop squeezing me... 1609 01:29:44,153 --> 01:29:45,295 don't get my bowel.. started 1610 01:29:45,320 --> 01:29:48,445 I'll make you tons of weenies, Tin-tin 1611 01:29:48,487 --> 01:29:50,320 Who's Tin-tin... you're mistaken, sir 1612 01:29:50,403 --> 01:29:51,528 My name is Coba 1613 01:29:54,778 --> 01:29:56,028 I'm sorry 1614 01:29:57,861 --> 01:29:59,070 Wait, sir 1615 01:29:59,778 --> 01:30:01,486 Did you say you can make weenies? 1616 01:30:01,736 --> 01:30:02,861 Then we should talk 1617 01:30:02,986 --> 01:30:04,111 Sorry, not interested 1618 01:30:04,194 --> 01:30:05,653 Wait, wait... 1619 01:30:06,069 --> 01:30:07,193 If you want to, 1620 01:30:07,194 --> 01:30:08,194 call me Tin-tin 1621 01:30:08,195 --> 01:30:09,903 I don't mind 1622 01:30:28,444 --> 01:30:29,567 Cut! 1623 01:30:29,568 --> 01:30:30,818 My weenies! 1624 01:30:41,193 --> 01:30:45,610 9th, March, 202217:55 1625 01:30:49,776 --> 01:30:51,109 When the siren sounded... 1626 01:30:51,359 --> 01:30:52,626 I thought the Iraqis were here... 1627 01:30:52,651 --> 01:30:53,668 or the Russians bombers were 1628 01:30:53,693 --> 01:30:55,776 I had 8 staffers and 4 customers in my shop 1629 01:30:55,859 --> 01:30:56,941 All of our phones (BLEEP) 1630 01:30:56,942 --> 01:30:58,442 I thought it was an air raid siren! 1631 01:30:58,692 --> 01:31:01,359 "If you get infected, you'll be helpless" 1632 01:31:01,442 --> 01:31:02,417 You call that a warning? 1633 01:31:02,442 --> 01:31:03,609 I was driving then 1634 01:31:03,859 --> 01:31:05,942 All my 7 phones went off all at once: 1635 01:31:05,984 --> 01:31:08,817 "DOO..." I almost crashed my car 1636 01:31:09,734 --> 01:31:10,859 Help! 1637 01:31:11,067 --> 01:31:12,109 Holy moly, 1638 01:31:12,150 --> 01:31:15,025 I thought it was a police raid to seize our chilli sauce 1639 01:31:15,067 --> 01:31:16,108 Thank God it wasn't 1640 01:31:17,358 --> 01:31:18,400 Lunatics 111122

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