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Previously on
"Below Deck Adventure."

It's going to be a quick,
24-hour charter.

We're excited
at having you here.

Cheers!

Just clean up after
yourselves, please.

We don't need a babysitter
to come in here

and tell us every time.
- Yeah, you do.

- No, we don't.
- Actually, you really do.

Lead deckhand?

More like a lead dickhead.

Kasie just tells me,
Jess is moving cabins tonight.

When will you be ready?

Better do what
she wants to do.

We are preparing just
some little snacks for you

to pick at when
you finish horse riding.

And then you're going
to come back on board

and lunch will
be ready for you.

- OK, cool.
- They don't need a snack.

They're going to eat, they're
going to go horse riding,

they're gonna come back
for lunch.

I'm not going to
around with the snack.

It's a silly idea.
- That's what they discussed,

and it makes me look bad
when they get off the horses

and there's no food.

OK, well you can
figure that out.

They're not going
to need a snack

when they get off the horses.
I'm making--

They will.
That's what they discussed,

and that's what
we just discussed.

Can you just prepare
something for them

- I'll think about it--
- When they get off the horses?

When I'm finished
making pizzas.

You decided
to make pizzas now.

Maybe take the pizzas
to the snack.

No, Faye,
I'm starting pizzas now.

So you're going to do
what you got to do.

I've got to do what
I've got to do.

OK. And we discussed
what you were going to do

is prepare me some snacks--
- Stop making noise.

When they get
off the horses.

Shh.
You roll with the guests.

Not with what you want,
with what the guests want.

I know what my guests want
before they even mention it.

And I know, once they
finish horseback riding,

they're going to want
something to graze on.

And it is exhausting.
I just know that every time

I ask for something,
there's going to be a war.

Can I take a cheese board?
- Perfect.

Take what you need to take.
- OK.

Um, I'll come down
and get that in a minute.

Yes.

Cheers.

Yes, very much
all getting pregame.

Here's some platos.

Can I help you with
anything else, Faye?

Um, yeah. Cheese board.

Do you want to just
take it like this?

This is lovely.
I can make this work.

It's us on this horse
a little tipsy.

I hope my horse is pretty.

I don't want to gallop.

Just a tink, tink, tink,
tink, tink, tink, tink.

That's what I want to do.

- Um, Lewis?
- Yes.

My idea is two people
go horse riding.

I'm going to nominate Oriana.

Maybe we'll stick Nathan
on a horse.

Oh, please put Nathan
on a horse.

OK, if you can give me someone

to prepare the drinks
and snack.

- Mike, this guy here.
- OK.

I wouldn't trust that.

No, I'm not sure
I trust that either.

He's really good if
you tell him what to do.

Mike is, to me, useless,

but he does make us giggle
from time to time.

So whatever, just--

Roll with it.

Don't use any fancy words
like "napkins."

Stand by
for three shackles, please.

Release, release, release.

Releasing three shackles.

That's three to the water line.

Up and down.
- OK, guys. Thank you.

Yeah, that's a good one.

- We're done?
- Anchor ball up, please.

Do you think we all
get our own horse,

or, like, it's sharing?

No, we're definitely
getting our own horse.

- We get our own horse.
- What?

Sharing a horse?

You've got Bloody Mary.

You've got the garnishes.

You've got the cheese board.

Ice, and then I'm done.

Let's get this tender out.

Bon voyage.

- Go for it.
- See you later.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Interior, interior.

Lewis, main deck up, please.

Guests are about to depart.

- All right, ready to go fast?
- Let's do it.

Whoo! Faster!

That's it. That's max.

So glad we got
to do this today.

All crew, I've dropped
the guests off at shore,

and I'm coming back inbound,
six minutes.

Copy, Lewis. Thank you.

This is team A.
Let's go, team A.

A Team. A Team.

Oh, I'm excited.

Today's adventure
is we're going

to take the guests
horseback riding.

They're going to go along
the most rugged terrain.

Look at that waterfall.
My gosh.

It is stunning.

It's a part of Norway
that is just pristine.

It's a true journey
back in time.

Yee-haw!

Yay!

Never approach the horse
from behind,

so, unless you want to
get kicked in the back.

Here we go.

Ooh. Ooh. Thank you.

Welcome to Kjellbotn
and all our Icelandic horses.

Whoo-hoo.

Hey, sugar.

Have anybody of you
ridden before?

- We have one or two no's.
- Awesome.

Can I ask, what's the fastest
will we be going with them?

We will be trotting
or something

that's called tolting.

That's a specific pace
for Icelandic horses.

Ooh, okay.

- Ooh!
- Ooh.

It's pretty smooth.

I think
Nathan should try that.

Oh, that's a good one.

- That's a lot of stuff, man.
- Oh, my God.

How am I going
to carry these anywhere?

I don't know.
Fingers crossed.

Faye, Lewis, can you come
to the swim platform please?

I'm going to depart you now.

OK, coming.

I think I'm going to bed.

I got to be up
in the middle of the night.

OK.

Have a good night.

Are we in a big rush?

Always in a rush.

Tender departing
with Mike and Faye.

Whoo!

Thanks, Lewis.

- You're very welcome.
- Oh, my God.

I'll take that blue one
because it's light.

OK.

So I think we could get in.

I think that's the barn
we're going in.

This is nice.

Oh, look at this.

Oh, my goodness.

Nice little area that Jess
could have cooked some food.

It smells like
Green Acres farm.

I love it.
This is my happy place.

Go ahead and pick one,

and we will switch it up
if needed.

- I'll go with her.
- This one?

- Is it a girl?
- Yeah.

Uh, yeah?

Don't eat any of the food
because there isn't enough.

Can you put the bread
in that bowl for me?

Thank you.

All right, everyone, we will
try to step on, all right?

Yeah.

I need another helper.

Yours doesn't want you
to get on top?

Yeah, there you go.

- All right?
- Oh, God.

They're trying to play,
and I don't got time.

All right, people, forward.

All right, let's go.

Ooh.

Come on, buddy.

I rode competitive equestrian

in high school and college,
so giddy up.

That's what I say
to Lewis every night.

You all look like Vikings.

Yeah, you do
look like Vikings.

Oh, my God. I am shook.

Kyera, do not spook
the horse, please.

What else you got going on?

Cut them buns.

Put that hummus
in a bowl, butter.

Make it look nice.

Make it look nice?

- How are you feeling?
- I need to get off.

I don't--I don't like this.
- You don't like it?

- I'm shaking. I'm shaking.
- Stop.

They're asking for us to stop.

We have someone
who wants to stop.

Come on, buddy.

Sorry.

No, no, it's OK.

Do you not like the horse,
or you're just not--?

You're shaking?
Here, come on.

Let's get off.

I'll just walk.

You are shaking, girl.
You're almost done.

You're almost done. Here.

All right. Sorry.

- You OK?
- No, no, no, it's OK.

OK, so turn your
horses around.

So I'll get them back,
tie them up, and then we'll go.

I think Faye may have
some Bloody Marys waiting.

That might help you calm
your nerves a little bit.

What time is
the lunch going to be?

Right when they get back.

Sunset's
at quarter past 8:00.

Whenever
they get back, Lewis.

We're going down this?

- Lean back.
- OK.

Lean back.

Ooh, lord.

One minute ago from Jess,
"Where are we at with lunch?"

Like, I don't----ing know.

Just say guests are
still not here.

We should
just laugh off lunch.

If they're not going to come
back here expecting lunch,

I think we just turn
lunch into dinner.

But then have
snacks prepared.

- So that's fine.
- Yeah.

I don't know what
is keeping Faye.

We had a plan,
but I think she's just

trying to with me.

So I'm making the call.
Lunch is over.

It's time to prep for dinner.

Is this for crew?

Mm-hmm.

Really?

Mm.

I wish I knew how long
they would be.

How long?
Oh, my God.

A few minutes?

Unpack these cheeses for me.

Does this white stuff
peel off the brie?

No, keep it on.

This needs to go over here.

I'm not the chef,
but I cannot let my guests

go hungry
after their excursion.

So I will put together every
pre-packed item on the boat.

It just would have complimented
what Jess had done.

Hello.

We have arrived.
- Just you two?

Just us two.

What happened?

How come you're back on foot?

I wasn't comfortable.

Oh, fair enough.

Drinks and food
sounded a lot better.

Oh, yeah.

I could eat a rib right now.

Yeah, me too.

Definitely a meal
and a cocktail or something,

you know?

Sure, in case it rains.

There we go.
I think that's about it.

I see horses. They're here.

Hello.

We found you, Faye.

Hello, darling.

We made it.

She did well.
She was really good.

Yeah?

She's a good girl.

So can you dismount?

Is that the right word?

There you go.

Yes.

All right, you can
bring the horses to us.

I definitely need a massage.

So we've turned the barn
into a Bloody Mary station

where you can make your own.

Yeah.

So yeah, you can
create your own.

There's an example there.

OK.

Or there's beer,
or there's cider.

I'm sorry, snacks?

I need some food.

That little horse ride
was getting long.

This looks delish.

Like, no,
now we're on a diet.

In a little bit.

Aww.

I knew this would happen.

I just knew it.
I could feel it coming.

But did they love it?

What happened with that?

You didn't want
to give me any food.

Oh, my God.

I'm definitely hungry now.

I need some food
'cause that little horse ride

was getting long.

Like, no,
now we're on a diet.

Start packing 'em up
and we can go ahead and go.

It's like, I don't
want to be rude, but--

OK.

All right, let's make
our way to the cars.

Sunset is so pretty
with those pink skies.

We rode those horses
a long way.

But I loved when
we did the sprinting.

We got them to do the,
like, Icelandic walk.

Oh, cool.
A tolt?

It was so good.
Yeah, it was cool.

Really?

On to chariot number two.

All right, cheers, y'all.

Hi.

You look like a captain,
there, Lewis.

Put as much weight
on my hand as you need.

Hello. Oh!

Your drink?

Yes.

So we've got
spiced hot chocolate.

I made it with oat milk.

- Hot chocolate!
- Wow.

Job one, get into
your blacks, please.

Is everyone happy,
or can I get you anything else?

Oh, I like your hat.

You look--you're wrecked.

- Mm.
- Long, long, long day.

But did they love it?

Yeah.

It wasn't that there wasn't
a lunch.

It was that there was
a----ed up--

I cooked everything that was
ready for lunch.

Except actually--

Yeah, but lunch should have
been offboard.

OK, well,
what happened with that?

You didn't want
to give me any food.

Oh, my God.

Really?

I'm not even getting into that.

That is pathetic.

Well, it's not. It's true.

Holy--can't even go there.

Like, the guests didn't
get food because you

organized the thing so badly.

Like, sorry, but no.

Can I borrow you for a second?
- Yeah.

She's now blaming the whole--

she's like, you didn't
give me food for lunch.

Like, she's completely
spinning this whole story.

Did she just say
it just in person,

or it was there
other people around?

No, she said it in the crew
mess in front of everyone.

Like, just tacky behavior.

I just want these
girls to cooperate.

We're just about there.

Get on.

Let's cross that finish line.

Yeah, thank you.

What's our schedule
going to be like, boss?

Do you want to set up these
Bluetooth headphones for me?

I'm not very good
at things like that.

Michael.

Ooh.

Kasie, Michael
was amazing today.

Was he?

He gets the award.

How do you feel
about that, Lewis?

Send it to the top in--
in writing.

This was fun,
but I gotta go shower.

Faye, Faye.

Go ahead.

Could you please
come to the bridge?

Copy.
OK, hit me with it.

Short and sweet,
things are getting

really hectic down
in that galley.

Mm-hmm.

I'd much rather be
down there,

and it'll kind of
deescalate things.

- Yeah, I'm cool with that.
- All right.

I didn't want
to go to Captain Kerry

and tell him this
and tell him that.

But I think he just picks
up on what I'm feeling.

He can see I'm
working really hard

and trying to cover for her.

So if he can fix situations
that I can't, he will.

I'm going to be prepared,
make sure she has everything

and--everything needed.

Hey!

Ooh, you look great.

Thank you.
You guys do, too.

Put on a red lip.
It works.

- Yes.
- It's a nice suggestion.

It was a nice suggestion.

Looks good.

So I heard Captain's
going to be joining us

tonight in the galley.

Why is he doing that?

He just pulled me to
the side and said

he wants to watch
my service and stuff.

It's fine.

Here's your red wine.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

What you got from over here?

Mess.

Talk to me.
- No, nothing.

All good.

That was not
convincing at all.

No, they're just very, very
satisfied with their drinks.

Kasie, Kasie, come up.

We're going to serve.
- Copy.

I'll be right back.
- OK.

So we're good to go.

Should I just stop there, then?

- Yeah.
- There you go.

- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.

Because I made her
green beans instead.

- No, I have no idea.
- Can one of you guys just

do the meat on this one--
- Yeah, can I do this?

- Yeah, it's hot, though. Yeah.
- Uh-huh.

It's that ice cream cone.

Sorry, I did that one too big.

- OK, take that.
- Mm-hmm.

And then I'll just take this.

- Yup.
- Ready?

OK, go.

You did it again, Jess.

- I try.
- Wow.

For the lady of the table.

Thank you.

Consistently raising the bar.

For main course this evening,

we have wagyu,
grilled asparagus

with a garlic pomme puree
with local chanterelles.

And it's non-dairy as well.

Jess.

Can I just also say,
I put on my preference sheet

that I don't like asparagus.

And I notice that you gave me

a little green bean situation--
- Yes, ma'am.

Instead of asparagus.

That's the attention to
detail for me from my girl.

Wink, wink. OK.

- Like, super kill[ind.
- Love it, right.

Thank you.
- You're welcome.

What time do you need me up?

Start at 7:00.

Unless I tell you otherwise.
- OK.

It's the Beyoncé
of the kitchen for me.

OK, I told her.

I'm like, yes.

Because she put
my love on top--

- Yes.
- in the kitchen.

- OK, cool.
- See you in the morning.

- Good night.
- It's delicious.

Don't sleep on
the little tomatoes.

Quite delicious.

The cleaning lady's saying,
wow, you Americans--

- Eat like horses.
- Eat like horse--

And then today,
I saw that horse eat,

and I said no, ma'am.

I need to leave all of you.

- I stand corrected.
- Mm-mm.

- Everything good?
- Yeah.

Do you get nervous when
I stand over you like that?

I feel you do.

I feel like every
time you come up,

you're about to make
an announcement.

I actually do have
an announcement.

So whenever you guys
are ready, head upstairs

for your silent disco.

- Ooh.
- OK.

When I'm in the galley,
I've got to be the peacekeeper.

It's a
UN peacekeeping mission.

No, that was just--
just me breathing.

The chef tones herself down.

Faye smiles more.

Things work.

Sure, I think
we could change.

Oh, my God.

Amazing.

Should I close the door
and pick out

what we're going to wear?
- I think so.

OK, what's on the playlist?

I've got some
Caribbean music.

I've got soca.
- OK.

Things is weird
right now on the deck

with Seth and his big ego.

But I'm glad to be on the
inside to be the DJ right now.

Hey. Hey.

Yeah.

Hey. Hey.
- Come on, Nathan.

- All right.
- Yes.

- Yeah.
- Hey.

Hey. Hey.
- Whoo!

Oh, lord.

Come on, Island King.

That's it.
- Hey, hey.

This is definitely not my
first time entertaining people

with my dance moves, you know?

Come back. Now tap the foot.

1, 2, 3, 4.

Ay, ay, ay, ay.

- Whoo!
- Yeah.

- That was cardio.
- Good night, y'all.

Good night.

Nathan, see you tomorrow.

You guys sleep good, OK?

- Good night.
- Good night.

That was a blast.

Good night.

Thanks for
everything today, guys.

- Of course. You, too.
- Good night.

Sleep well, Nathan.

Thank you for your help today.

Can you do that a little
quieter next time, man?

I usually close the door
behind me

before I turn the light on.

You have no----ing
respect for your roommate

when he's sleeping, man.

I've been tiptoeing
in here every time--

Hey, bro?
Real talk?

- No, and I-- and--
- Finish sleep, dog.

Finish sleep.
Finish sleep because I--

I-- I ain't up for no
arguing tonight, seriously.

You have no----ing
respect for your roommate

when he's sleeping, man.

I've been tiptoeing in here
every time you're sleeping.

Hey, bro?
Real talk?

- No, and I--and--
- Finish sleep, dog.

Finish sleep.
Finish sleep because I--

I--I ain't up for no
argument tonight, seriously.

I ain't up for it tonight.

- Well, all right, well,
- ing open the door

a little bit quieter next time.

OK. Next time--

I'm pissed.
I'm----ing pissed.

All right, bro, all right.

That dude pissed me off
just now.

Who, your roomie?

Yeah,----ing go to bed, dog.

Is Nathan bitching?

Yeah.

I'm serious, cuz.

That's why I had
to come in here,

so I could smile a little, man.

Michael.

Why is he still up?

Come here.

Dude, I can't sleep, dog,
because I have

a----ing
dumb-ass roommate, dog.

Did Seth say something
to you just now?

Yes.
You all need to know

he's a----ing asshole.

Me and Lewis got lucky.

We just have, like,
no roommate beefs at all.

That's because you guys,
like, have nothing to say.

I wonder what happened.

So were you there when
he came in storming?

Apparently, Seth
can't sleep at night,

so he starts swearing at him.

Like day two or three,
Seth starts bothering me,

just like,
can I be lead deckhand?

I really want
to be lead deckhand.

And Lewis was just
like, I think--

I heard my name,
and I heard lead deck.

Why did you want
to be lead deckhand?

Is it about--

I always enjoy being
in a leadership role.

I've been in the industry
for a long time.

I haven't not been in
a leadership role in years.

My opinion was--
it was, like, we probably

could have survived without it.

But I still wanted it.

I feel like if you give
a guy with an ego a new title,

they're going
to get a bigger ego.

I think we're good here.

All right.

Good morning, Faye.

Good morning, guys.

- How are you?
- I'm good.

How are you guys?
- Good.

OK, guys, we'll commence
lifting anchor.

- Anchor in the pocket.
- Copy that.

Anchor in the pocket.

As I stand here
in my last few moments

on the "Mercury" yacht,

it's been
a fabulous experience.

Fix that face.

All right, deck crew, please
change into your whites.

Copy.

Hey, Mike, should we be
hanging one on each side?

All right, Seth,
can we get this one here

on the port side, please?

Because it's
hindering my vision.

One on starboard, one on port.

It pisses me off to no end
when I make a radio call,

and there's no answer.

Lewis, Lewis, bridge, please.

Copy that.

Yes, Kerry?

I don't know why he's put
two big fenders on one side,

but there should be one
on each side at least.

Can you move it over, please?

I'm running out of time here
going into port.

Deck crew to bow, please.

Deck crew to bow.

What's going on, mate?

This isn't right.

Lewis is pissed today.

- Well, they're
- ing up docking.

That? Just push it.
Just push it.

- No, it's port side.
- Oh, port side.

I thought he--
- Port side.

Fenders on the port.

Leave one on the starboard,
one on the port.

Pull this with me.

What are you doing?

That one stays over the side.

No, he said port side.

One on port,
one on starboard.

One on starboard.
Just put it down there.

ing hell.

How hard was that?

No, pissed off.

Looks like golden boy
isn't perfect after all.

All right,
that one's ready to go.

Kasie.

- There you go.
- Thank you, love.

One last cocktail.

Distance to floating dock,
12 meters.

OK, let's ease two meters, please.

Ease two meters.

OK.

Just letting you know that
we're secure on main deck aft.

Now I'm happy.

Deck team, well done.

I do not want to be
back at this port.

It's over.

- We made it.
- I love it.

We know how to turn it on.

Back to regular life.

Give you this one so
you can roll with that.

Got it?

All right, guys, game time.

- Nice to meet you all.
- Thank you so much.

Nice to meet you.

Thank you.

- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.

Whoo-hoo.

We had to!

One last one!

Captain, thank you.

Thanks, love.

Thank you so much.

Honestly, this
experience was five-star,

you know, treating
the Black excellence crew

to a top-tier experience.

And on behalf of me
and my crew,

we want to gift
you all with this.

- Thank you so much.
- All right, thank you.

Thank you so much.
- Travel safely.

All right, guys,
let's get into our off-charter.

Let's get warm,
and then we'll need to meet.

Well, guys,
thanks for coming together.

The charter started off
extremely tough.

I've had quite a few chats
with the crew.

But next charter, we're going
to be as prepared as we can.

It's our last one,
so we need to work together,

get a game plan, and follow up.

I know we're at the end of it.

We're all ready to go home.

But you're only as good
as your last day, right?

Let's have a look at
what we've got

in this little bag here, huh?

So guys, we ended up
with 129,600 Norwegian crown.

15 grand.
- Yeah.

- Very generous.
- Thank you.

That sort of tip money
for 24 hours almost makes it

worth it to put up with Seth.

I said almost.

All right, guys, so we've
got a quick turnaround.

Guests will be on tomorrow
at 12:00, all right?

We want to cheers
to the next charter.

- Cheers.
- Cool.

We're all--yeah.

OK, guys.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

Right, so we'll have
a preference sheet meeting

in half an hour, guys.

Heads of department,
head up to the wheelhouse

for our final preference
sheet meeting.

All right, you look
exhaust-imacated.

One last charter.

I've got a good feeling
about this one.

"Primary Carol
is no stranger to luxury.

"She is a fashion designer
and named

"Singapore's
most stylish woman.

"They expect high-class,
thrill-seeking adventures

with a couture backdrop."

Is it couture?
- Couture.

Couture? Couture backdrop.

Yeah.

So the requests. Lewis?

Party themes--
winter wonderland.

This is my kind of thing.

A dress photo shoot,
dinner in a cave.

Love a picnic,
underground picnic.

So do I when there's
all the appliances

to do an underground picnic.

There might be a kitchen
there because, look,

they've got a set-up for meals.

Does that not look
insanely amazing?

This is not your
standard guest adventure.

These guests have requested
a picturesque backdrop

for their photo shoot.

So I'm taking them
to the mystical marble caves.

It's a gorgeous,
beautiful place

full of adventure,
and on top of that,

a five-star meal underground.

You guys can do so much here.

Oh, God,
this is unbelievable.

Speak for yourself.

I'm going to be there
to help.

We'll make it unbelievable.

It's just like a broken
record with Jess.

She has literally exhausted me
more than I already am.

We can sleep next week.

It's one more charter.

Just----ing suck it up,
and let's get on with it.

- Looks good.
- OK, let's go.

This is our last charter, guys.

Let's rock and roll.

Thanks, Kerry.

I'm going to go chill
in the hot tub.

Exciting. Exciting.

I sent it to Lewis, too.

You're such
a----ing asshole.

I think he should know.

- What time are you finishing?
- I don't know.

I have to ask Faye.

I was thinking of having
some drinks if you're keen.

- Yeah, that'd be fun.
- I'm going to get ready.

If you can, let me know.
- All right.

We'll go get some
drinks together.

OK. I'll ask Faye,

and I'll see what we can do.
- Cool.

The time spent with Oriana,
it's been fun.

It's been nice,
but I don't know

if she's interested
in a relationship.

I'm hoping we'll just enjoy
each other's company,

and we won't have to have
any difficult conversations.

That-- that's what
I'm hoping for.

But Oriana's definitely
got that horse girl energy.

I can see that.

It's a term given to girls
that look after horses.

It can be trouble,
horse girl energy,

because it's relentless.

Want some nice white wine?

I've already--I ordered four.

OK.

All right, Faye,
three beds are done.

One twin's half done.

Do you want to do that?

Yeah, I think it'd be nice.

It'll be cute.

If I met him on land, I never
would have dated him.

But that's the thing
about yachting.

You build this little world,

and then that's
all you look at.

So you end up creating
relationships with people

that you wouldn't expect.

I mean, maybe there's a
little bit of romance there,

but it's not, like, I think
I'm going to marry him.

All right.

I just can't imagine
what you talk about.

- Hey, mate.
- Hi.

Let's do a video.

I do miss my kids a lot.

I've been gone two months.

My kids are used
to me being away.

When they were first born,
I was gone

about 10 months of the year.

And every year after that,

I was home more and more
and more.

It's fantastic now
that we can do video chats,

so I can see my kids,
see them grow.

Am I still frozen?

My boy, he's 12 now.

He's still, like--
he's, "Dad, I love you."

And he's showing pictures
of stuff he's learning.

And I'm missing out
on that right now.

Bro.
I'm not your bro.

I'm your dad.

I'm going to look
forward to going back

and seeing him again.

But you know, having--

I never had tears
of joy before, you know?

And it's nice.

All right, love you, mate.

Where you going, Lewis?

I'm going for some drinks
with Oriana.

Aren't you going to hold
the umbrella for me?

No.

Thank you.

Wow.

- Lovely.
- Look at this.

Yes, we did.
Let's do it again.

Thank you very much.

Do you think you'll miss me
after we go, or just Mike?

That's a good question.

Is this a date?

I don't know. You tell me.

- Sure.
- Sorry, I couldn't--

I couldn't--
I couldn't hear you.

Is this-- is this a date?
- Yes, it's a date.

OK.

So you are going
to miss me a little bit?

It'd only be polite.

I'll miss Lewis in the sense
where, like,

I did enjoy his company,
but I don't think that

it can't be replaced
with somebody else's.

No, you're not bad.

You're all right.
You're tolerable.

In small doses.

Hey, where's Faye's tea?

Can I do another one
of these guys?

- Yes.
- Thank you.

Get an espresso Martini
if you're tired.

Yeah, I'll have
an espresso Martini.

Thank you.

I'll work with
you again, Oriana.

- Yeah?
- If it happens, yeah.

Yeah?

If we end up
on the same boat.

I'll think about it.

Oh, no.

Wow, that's a big
espresso Martini.

Cheers to being
a good snuggle buddy.

And I'll see you sometime
in the future maybe.

I genuinely do like her.
She's nice.

And I think you always need
a cuddle buddy on a boat.

I'll let you know if I'm
over in-- in the States.

Yeah.

Let me know if you ever
want to come to New York.

Are you--surely, you'll be
down in Florida, no?

You really need to stop
calling me Shirley.

Did you really?

I don't know if this
is how you like it or not.

No one ever makes me
a cup of tea.

I really like Faye.

I would like more
one-on-one time with her.

Is there sugar in it?

No, there's not.

I'll enjoy it
because you made it.

They say the way to a man's
heart is through his stomach.

See, mine is with a cup of tea.

That's the best move
he's done all season.

So what's wrong?

I love my job.

And I've tried
to be kind to everyone.

And now I don't care anymore.

I'm here to do a job,
and I'm going to do my job.

But you'll be in a better place

if you ride with me,
Trust me.

I'm ready. I'm riding.

Yeah. We are all tired.

He's always----ing tired.

- Good night.
- Good night.

The first jobs for the day--

the lazaret just has
to be clean,

towels, put the tender away,

and vinegar and blade everything.

We'll make sure
the hot tub's clean.

Oh, good.

We just don't have
the manpower to do

everything we need to do.

We just need to focus
on the priorities

and do the best we can.

I think we're done.

Jugs.

What's that face?

Is this just now?

Just now.

I sent it to Lewis, too.

You're such
a----ing asshole.

Yup.

I think he should know.

I don't know when
he found the time.

Enough.

All crew, prepare
for guest arrival.

Let's get into whites.

Everyone,
white gloves and-- oh!

They're dirty.

How do you guys get them
dirty every single time?

Doing dirty things.

Dirty boys doing
dirty things.

- Oh.
- Last one, guys.

Last one.

Whoo!

Show time.

Hello.

We made it.
- I'm Kerry.

- Hi.
- Welcome aboard.

Nice to meet you guys. Hi.

- G'day. How are you?
- Hi, nice to meet you.

G'day, mate.
Good to have you on board.

Hi, Oriana.

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

We'd like to welcome
you guys aboard "Mercury."

And in beautiful Norway,

we have some exciting adventures.

So please meet Faye.

She'll show you around.
- Hi, guys.

Lovely to have you here.

Thanks for having us
on board.

OK, so I'm going
to take you around the boat.

This is the sun deck.

This is the top level
of the boat.

If this isn't working,
we'll just take them to--

We only got three more.
We're good.

This is bridge deck aft.

This is where most of the time
we dine for lunch and dinner.

And I'm going
to take you inside.

This is the sky lounge.

This is the party room, guys.

Oh, this is cozy.
I like it.

OK, boys are ready to go.

Kerry, Lewis.

We are ready to go.
- Excellent.

So this will be
the primary suite.

So we have water guns.

Fill them with alcohol.

They're not for water.

Bow to stern, please.
Bow to stern.

I have one rule. Have fun.

- Yes! Whoo!
- Yes.

All clear astern.

No traffic.

- We made it.
- Thank you guys for coming.

Hey, thanks for coming.

And as soon as I clear
the entrance,

launch the fenders, please.
- Copy that.

- Jess?
- Faye?

What's up?

- What time-- um--
- 8:00.

Did you see on the thing
that they wanted

a family-style dinner?

So it just means then
I can't go too extravagant

with my table decor, then.

Family style gets disjointed.

And also, like, hi, I just
put hot food on the plate.

By the time the food gets
to the last person, it's cold.

Here you are, your chaser.

Deck crew, you need
to change into your blues.

Salud.

Cheers.

- Whoo!
- Cheers.

- Ganbei!
- Ganbei. Kampai.

Stand by for two shackles.

Standing by for two shackles.

Release.

Two shackles
to the waterline.

Chain is up and down.

OK, mate, we're good there.

Thank you.

Let's go.

They want us to fill

these little water pistols
with tequila.

Who wants tequila?
Who wants tequila?

They've been loaded.

The munitions.

Pick your weapon, sir.

Ahh!

Seth, we need
to have a quick chat.

What about?

Don't ask me
where it came from,

but I got sent this
picture this morning.

Yes?

Which is you asleep
in the crew mess at 11:00.

I did that.

I was not asleep.

My eyes were closed, and it
was for 10 minutes or so.

The problem was you decided
to close your eyes here,

so then everyone saw it.

OK.

That shift--
I can't fall asleep

at 2:00, 3:00, 4:00 p.m.

That's----ing brutal.

I get it.

The other boys do it as well.

Seth's sleeping when
he shouldn't be,

so I've got no sympathy.

You're still the lead deckhand.

Keep setting a good example.

Let's end on a positive.

I think he's losing
respect across the board,

to be honest,
from stews, deckhands.

There's friction developing
all around Seth.

- I gotcha.
- Thanks.

- You guys have a hair dryer?
- What's up?

Yeah.

This is piña colada,
mint, and lychee,

lychee and marine,
grapefruit lychee.

We're still down here,
but the boys are.

- Wow.
- Look at you guys.

We go up top, right,
for a drink?

You just want to take
the stairs up there.

- Thank you.
- All right.

Ooh!
Can we do this now?

- Cheers first.
- Salud.

I feel like when
I put on more makeup,

I start to look worse.
Is that like a random--

You look so pretty.

What's the ET on these girls?

I'd say 10:00.

- 10:00?
- Yeah.

So it's supposed to be
just like sash over.

And then this-- this whole
piece goes to the ground.

But I don't know how
to put it together.

Jess, the cave
has a huge kitchen.

I don't give a sh--
about the cave.

Talk to you in the morning.

Do you think
they'll be much--

We're betting 10:00 p.m.
at the earliest.

Jess, Jess, the guys said that
they think the ladies

won't be ready till 10:00

- Salute.
- Salud.

Cheers.

Oysters.

There's some oysters there,
so have a few drinks.

Then dinner's ready
and waiting for you

whenever you are ready.

Can we eat the oysters
up here?

- Yeah, absolutely.
- Thank you.

- I love oysters.
- You guys--

Oh, these are--

They literally have
so many of my favorites.

This is amazing.

OK, I've told them dinner
is ready whenever they are.

And I know the men are hungry,

but it's a fashion show
for them right now.

Oh, I don't even know.

Like, I've completely lost
all motivation.

I just don't care anymore.

Like, I'm done.

These guys are
super high-profile.

They're going to expect
a really high standard.

But waiting around
for two hours for dinner--

I can't motivate
or inspire myself.

I'm ready to----ing
walk off this boat.

Like, I'm just over it.

You say this every time.

I swear, every meal you cook,
you say this.

And you still
put on a great meal.

What's going on?

- Hmm?
- You seem pissed.

Nathan obviously
has a problem with me.

But I don't think he has sent
the photo by doing a process

of elimination on maturity.

Faye's not going to do it.

Oriana's not going to do it.
Had to be Kasie.

Am I wrong?

I don't feel like
talking about it.

All right.

We have to go cover up
the sundeck right now?

Yeah, that's what I'm
thinking because I see--

I feel mist, so I'm
going to get a jacket.

I'm going to take
a hose up there right now.

I'll be right there, dude.

Dinner is just down
the stairs and to the right.

- Everyone's looking fabulous.
- Thank you.

- Wow.
- Thank you.

Guests are coming
down to seat.

OK, this is so cute.

Yeah?

I think because
it's late as well.

It's like Jess wants
to be bitching at something.

She wants to find a problem.

Does she want to be here?

I'm not too sure.

If that's what she wants to do,
then she can get

the off the boat.

I'll try
and liven her up a bit.

I don't know.

I don't want her just
packing up right now

and the guests not
getting their dinner.

But enough's enough.

Enough.

Enough.

Shift, smile, get it done.

Whinging and bitching about it

is not going
to fix the problem.

- Beautiful setup.
- So pretty.

Oh, thank you.
I love doing table decor.

Cute.

Is there anything you
want me to take out,

or plate, or anything?

It looks beautiful.

It looks----ing amazing, Jess.

OK.
- All right, whoo!

So let's go.

We have the sashimi here.

Wow.

So this one's slightly
more spicy than this one.

It has the jalapeños on.

Just pop that there.

Thank you.

That's so good.

Yeah, but I can't.

It's better
if I just serve them.

Well, you should have
told me I had to replate it

because I don't understand.

Can I offer you
some scallops?

Oh, wow, yes.

- Thanks.
- This looks amazing.

Oh, shrimp and scallop.

Oh, my God.
Can I take a photo real quick?

Yeah.

- Oh!
- Yeah.

We usually do
it plated, but it was

requested to be family style.

So that's why it's like this.

But tomorrow night,
we'll have lots of plates

of beautiful food.

- Thank you.
- You're very welcome.

I'll leave this here in
case anybody needs any more.

Carol, this has been
so fun so far.

Oh, I'm glad.

I'm glad we're all here
for dinner.

We're fashionably late.

Look, you guys didn't
specify what time zone

we were meeting in, so we were
on time in the Czech Republic.

You didn't need
to mention it.

Everyone's fine.

They were fine.

Well, you were like,
how am I going to do this?

How am I going to do this?
How am I--

No, you were like,
how am I going to do it?

And I just got a spoon,
and went out, and did it.

It was fine.

Would anyone like
any more drinks?

If there's
the lychee Martini.

OK.

And then can we have
five shots of tequila?

Yeah.

Faye, tell me
what's going on.

Please let me know.

All right, I'm gonna
start doing bridge deck.

I think we can leave--

Leave bridge deck? Yeah.

Wait until they
go bed or something.

Or at least, yeah,
a little bit longer.

That's cool.

... This is great.

Kasie to the pantry please,
if you're not busy.

- What's up?
- OK, babe.

Can you do
five shots of tequila?

Uh-huh.

Hi.

What's happening with them?

I don't know.

I'm just making drinks.

Well, I finished.
I need to know.

She needs to tell me
what going on.

So they just ordered shots.

OK.

And I'll ask her
if she's going to clear,

and I'll let you know, OK?

I really need them
shots, like, now.

They-- they've been
waiting too long.

Uh, Jess is,
like, crying now.

How do you know she's crying?

She came up here.

I just need
to grab more lime, OK?

Why is she crying?

I don't understand why.

So what do you think
your superpower is?

Speed eating.

- Really?
- I can eat pretty fast.

So we have tequila.

Right?

Oh, oh, oh.

There we go.

The sushi becomes a shot.

OK, so, Jess, what's up now?

Have you burned your hand?

I mean, it went fine.

We got two----ing
more days to go.

You think--you think I like
being in a bad mood?

Do you think I like
being exhausted,

and----ing strung out,

and ugly to people
I care about?

No, I don't.

But I'm really----ing tired.

Are you OK?

You look like
you're about to cry.

- I am crying.
- Oh, what's wrong?

Oh, Jess.

No, I just hate this.

And it brings out
the worst in me,

and I just can't anymore.

I just--
- Jess.

Don't want to be here.

I hate it.

I'm tired.
I'm drained.

I'm uninspired.

And I'm----ing over it.

I don't care. I'm done.

I hate everything.

Get your sh-- together.

Is Jess OK?

No, she's not.

Is Faye here?

Have you come to help us?

I have come to help you two.

I just want to talk
to Faye about tomorrow.

Of course.

Faye, Faye, can you come
to the galley please?

Copy, coming.

- Hello.
- Oh, hi.

So I won this competition
in Singapore.

So I'm, like,
their top designer.

I'm showing at
Paris Fashion Week.

So this is like the debut
of my own brand, Carol Chen.

OK.

And so I wanted to do,
like, a campaign shoot.

And I actually created
two dresses based on Norway.

So I just want to make sure
a photographer was booked.

- Yes.
- OK, perfect.

The photographer
that you requested

is meeting us at the cave.
- Yeah.

About that photographer--
we booked him.

OK.

The models--
who would they be?

The models?

Yeah, we need you guys
to model the dresses, please.

I would really love it if you
guys could do it because--

I mean, otherwise,
I can ask my friends.

But I want them
to enjoy their trip.

OK.

Oh, my God.

It's not every
day that somebody

asks you to be a model,

especially when you're
below five foot.

So on one hand,
I'm extremely flattered.

But on the other hand,
that means I'm going to be down

two girls
on our final excursion.

This is going to be tricky.

And you just need two ladies.

I need two girls, size 4.

OK.

No, not a runway model,
more like "Playboy."

I have more of the curves
for a "Playboy" than a runway.

It'd be a privilege
to wear one of your dresses.

- Thank you.
- See you soon.

Enjoy your night.
- Thank you.

She wants to showcase
her dress on us.

We all look haggard as hell.
- We all look-- yeah.

- Good night.
- Good night.

Night-night.

Oh, my goodness.

Much better.

I'm sad that I let it get
the better of me, but it--

Kerry.

I'm extreme.

I'm intense.

But it's not like
I'm throwing knives.

I've never thrown
a knife at anyone.

I've never thrown anything
at anyone, you know?

Ever.

I'm going to try
and not let anything

or anyone get to me tomorrow.

Dinner service didn't
go the way I wanted.

I was super irritated,
but being snapped at

is not a fun
experience for anyone.

Jess, Jess, please
meet me in the bridge.

Kerry, I'll be up
in three minutes.

Ready for some breakfast?

No, Carol just
said just we're going

to start without her, so--

Who needs coffee or anything?

We'll start with coffees.
- Yes, please.

Hot chocolate.

Hot chocolate?

In a really big cup.

OK.

Good morning.

Good morning, love.

How you doing this morning?

Everything came to a boiling
point for me yesterday.

We are in control
of our own feelings.

We have control over how
we express ourselves.

It's got to stop.

The girls can't be
walking out feeling

like they're walking on
eggshells because

it----s their job,
all right?

- Yeah.
- And it's a big spiral.

She's at her worst
when she's needed the most.

I don't care
if we only got one day left.

I can't keep being that
sounding board

to this----ing
ongoing bitching.

I don't want to hear any more.

I don't want to hear any more
negativity out of the galley.

You know, it's bordering
on intimidation

what you're doing down there.

- Yeah.
- I'm not going to accept it.

The way you're talking
to the other staff is--

is not acceptable.

People are scared
to go in the galley.

Maybe I'm coming to the
end of my yachting experience

because this sure as hell
doesn't bring me joy anymore.

And my rule, if it's not
a yes, it's a hell no.

If it doesn't bring you joy,
don't do it anymore.

That gets--
made it very apparent to me

that this is not
where I need to be.

This is the opportunity.
Just----ing grind.

Now it's up to you.
- Can't do that.

I don't--
can't do anything else.

Just over it.

Next time on
the season finale

of "Below Deck Adventure"...

Guys,
we're entering the cave.

It's so dark.
It's like the Midtown Tunnel.

We're going to try the dress
on and have a photo shoot

in one of her dresses.

I'm really not,
like, model material.

Oh, look at me.

All right, oysters
are shucked.

Get the off.

Oh, my God.

This is every chief stew's
nightmare.

I'm trying.

Seth, can you come cuddle me?

Oh, baby.

- Yeah.
- Yes.