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She needs to get laid.
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No shit.
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Shh! Here she comes!
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Okay, stop
clowning around.
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Tina, sit up!
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It's the happiest
day of your life.
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What are you putting
on my daughter?
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Donna, move over.
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Let me look.
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Donna, her eyes
are too blue.
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What are you gonna do
without your mother?
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Get a life.
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You don't like
it, Mrs. Vitale?
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Not on my daughter.
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Eh, ma...
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You wear black, I
wear blue, alright?
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Out of respect for my late
husband and your father
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I wear black.
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Water boy.
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Eh.
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What, Tone? I'm
just doing my hair.
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Yeah. Sober up.
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Sticky.
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Stick this in.
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See you at the church,
numb nuts, huh?
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Hey, Barry.
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Easy on the
drugs, alright?
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You it, Tone.
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Hey, I'm serious.
Dom, I'm serious.
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Especially at the church.
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I'm going to get my keys.
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Tony.
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- Tony.
- Tony.
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You're too young.
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You're too smart
to get married.
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You're too wasted.
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Get ready.
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Come here, Tina. I just wanna
fix this little smudge...
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Oh please, let me
do it, Mrs. V.
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Hey, you guys.
We can't be late.
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My mother's renting the
monsignor by the hour.
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Listen just tone
down her eyes.
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You know, it's her wedding
day, not Mardi Gras.
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Talk to Ziggy
Stardust over there.
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He ain't gonna look better
than me on my wedding day.
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Sorry, Jim.
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Vito's rolling
in his grave.
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Ma, the gravy's
delicious, but...
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Come on, Tony.
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Come on, you having
something to eat?
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What'd you forget something?
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Yeah, I forgot my keys.
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Hey, wait a minute.
I found them.
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Your balls.
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Yeah, pops. See you
at the church.
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Tony, we're gonna go
pick up Maddy, alright?
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Don't be late
for your funeral.
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Tina, the limo's here.
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- Ma, I'm coming.
- Alright.
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Doesn't she look pretty?
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Come on, Uncle Louie.
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Tina...
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I'm so excited,
so excited!
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I'll see you in the limo.
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You look great, T.
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Stick, everybody, let's go.
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Let's wrap it up.
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Little T is
getting married.
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On our wedding day, your
grandpa looked like a prince.
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Yeah, yeah. Ma, the kid's
like a.
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He doesn't
understand anyway.
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How do I look, T?
I look good?
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Still got it, kid?
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Tina, hurry up.
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Ma, just give me
a minute, alright?
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You know, I can't believe
you're not ready.
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I mean, it's only the
greatest day of your life.
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I know, I know.
A minute, please.
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Come on, hurry up.
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Alright.
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Hey, Tony.
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How you doing, huh?
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Crazy party.
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Listen.
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Popov Bloody Mary, alright?
You're gonna take the edge off.
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- Alright, Tony. Alright.
- Clean up. Look at you!
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Alright, let's go.
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Hey, Maryann!
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Let's go.
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Get out of here.
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Hey, Dom, let's
go already.
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Come on, get up, get up!
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Dom.
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Tony, don't look
at me like that.
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I'm going, alright?
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Alright.
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Ha-ha. That's funny, huh?
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John! John!
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Come on.
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Hey, Barry.
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Hey, Barry baby.
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You're my best man.
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Johnny, come on.
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Get your ass in
here, shitbag.
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- Let's go.
- That's funny.
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Come on, get in.
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What the fuck?
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Watch my fucking leg.
What are you retarded?
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- Hey, numb nuts.
- What are you doing?
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When are you
gonna get a girl?
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Tonight, baby.
Tonight.
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Get the fuck out of here.
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You can't fuck your hand.
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You guys, help me out.
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Oh my god, I'm so excited!
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Your dress is so big.
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- Watch the dress.
- Oh, don't drag it.
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Oh!
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- Aww!
- Aww, Tina!
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Here, T, take a drink.
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Now before we
leave, a toast.
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To Tina.
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To the house I
leave behind.
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Right on.
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Pretty please!
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Don't touch the vehicle.
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Thank you very much.
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Where is my star, Tina?
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She's in the back.
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Keep the Nunzio's
to a minimum.
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Tina.
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- Tina.
- That's what they call me.
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I'm Raphael.
I'm your director.
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Alright, Mr. Director.
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Alright, this ain't no friggin'
gone with the wind.
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It's a wedding.
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Oh, I am a filmmaker.
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60mm film only, okay?
No video.
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Okay, Raphael.
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I'm going, I'm going.
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Oh! Woo!
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Alright.
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Come on, darling.
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Okay, okay.
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Come on, baby.
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There you go.
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Yeah, yeah.
Shoot this, buddy.
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Who is this
asshole anyway?
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He's the priest's nephew.
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You know, he's some
NYU film school geek.
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Tells my mother he wants to do
a school thesis at my wedding.
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Thesis?
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Sounds like
something a dog does.
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Right, right!
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Look it, all I'm saying is
he's paying for everything.
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Listen, he pays for
everything, alright.
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So why didn't
she hire him?
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He's cute.
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Marina.
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You know what? Your mother,
she's cheap.
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- Hey!
- This could be good.
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You know, I wish my
wedding was filmed.
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All I got was some
drunken Barry video.
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Hey, don't we have to be in
there before the groom comes?
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Yeah, it's bad luck.
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Oh honey, he already
came, alright?
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I gave him a hummer last night
before the bachelor party.
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Look all I'm saying is...
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I don't want no stray cat pawing
a piece of my meat, alright?
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Yeah, he's got
you trained.
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Oh, I wouldn't
talk, alright?
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Look at this, Barry,
Barry all the way.
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Yeah, yeah! Well what
did you get out of it?
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Oh, a low cal
protein shake.
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Tina, the light is
perfect over here.
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Oh, Raphael.
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Okay, Tina, I just want
you to be natural, okay?
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No posing.
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I have cameras set up all
over the church, all over
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the reception hall.
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Just be yourself.
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Just be Tina, okay?
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Okay.
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Oh, that's perfect.
Did you get that?
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Oh hey, no ass
shots, alright?
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Nothing!
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You can shoot my ass.
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Yeah, it'd be hard
not to, honey.
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Everybody look over here!
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Nice hair, slappy.
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Hey, how you doing?
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My name's Sal.
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I'm the photographer today
for you lovely ladies.
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I'm gonna take your picture
right now so smile.
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Woo!
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Alright.
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Alright.
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Sal, I didn't pay you
for Polaroid's, got it?
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Oh, this is uh...
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This is state of the art.
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Who wants to wait an hour?
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This is right away.
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- Look, comes right out.
- Yeah, right.
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Girls, into the church
right now, hurry up.
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- Alright, Mrs. V.
- Ma!
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- Got your dress.
- Alright, alright.
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- You're looking good.
- Ma, the camera's always on.
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- Why is she so testy?
- Well, you look nice.
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This way, guys.
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- This way.
- Hey, Skippy.
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Come here. I gotta
get it off brake.
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- No, no, you can't go here, man.
- I got put it over here, no, no.
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Take this and step
aside, alright?
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Put the kit in behind
me, alright?
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So what are you,
the video guy?
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- What?
- Figures Josie would film...
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the friggin' wedding.
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What, so she can watch it
every Sunday after church?
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What? Oh my god,
she needs a hobby.
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Ma, you look gorgeous.
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Did I tell you I was an
ex altar boy, Maddy?
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- What?
- Yeah, yeah.
223
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Priest made a move on me.
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I hit him a power shot to the
throat. Never came back.
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Oh, that's why I love you cause
you don't take shit from nobody.
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That's right, baby. Proud to
be an ex-Catholic, too.
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- Hey, let me ask you something.
- What?
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You think the Pope
ever jerks off.
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Hey, hey, there's numb nuts.
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Let's go, hurry up.
Tony's coming!
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Guys, come on, come on.
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Are you nervous, T?
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What, what?
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You can't control
him all his life.
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You gotta let him go.
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- Come on.
- Let him go?
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I'll let him go
the day I die.
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That's when I let him go.
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Get the fuck out of here.
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- You fucking douchebag.
- Come here.
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Come here.
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Listen.
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Tell Tomato Head we ain't
going in until we hear the
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opening theme music
or whatever, alright?
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I mean, not for nothing,
she couldn't hire a valet?
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Dad, keep a lid on it.
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It's early already.
248
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What am I saying?
What, cause of the camera?
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I'm not saying nothing
I'm embarrassed of.
250
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Hey, take my good side,
asshole. Right here.
251
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Come on, let's go over
here, ma. Come on.
252
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Maddy, what are
you kidding me?
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These kids on their own?
254
00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:18,835
Little T needs his old man
especially with that family.
255
00:10:18,966 --> 00:10:19,662
No, we all need you.
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00:10:20,968 --> 00:10:21,838
Hey!
257
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Look at this swing, huh?.
258
00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:24,928
Look at that swing!
259
00:10:26,495 --> 00:10:27,322
- What are you doing?
- How you doing?
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I got something very nice.
261
00:10:28,845 --> 00:10:29,629
What do you got?
262
00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:30,804
Mr. Hilarious
in the fourth.
263
00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:31,935
- Oh!
- You in?
264
00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:32,893
- You gotta give me some of that.
- You're in.
265
00:10:33,023 --> 00:10:34,155
Give me some.
266
00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:35,547
- Alright, I'll see you inside.
- Yeah, yeah.
267
00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,201
Hey, Tony. When's your father
gonna take the leash off?
268
00:10:37,332 --> 00:10:38,115
Oh, fuck it.
269
00:10:38,246 --> 00:10:39,073
One more day, bro.
270
00:10:39,203 --> 00:10:40,291
One more day.
271
00:10:40,422 --> 00:10:41,379
What do you me mean, Tony?
272
00:10:41,510 --> 00:10:43,512
You gonna leave
me alone or what?
273
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:44,818
We're attached
at the hip, bro.
274
00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:46,471
I mean, I'll come by the
club every once in a while.
275
00:10:46,602 --> 00:10:48,125
Once in a while?
276
00:10:48,256 --> 00:10:49,126
- Well, that's what I mean...
- Hey, Johnny, come on, huh?
277
00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:50,127
Grow up.
278
00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:51,172
What are you 19 next year?
279
00:10:51,302 --> 00:10:52,782
You're getting your GED.
280
00:10:52,913 --> 00:10:53,696
Tony's getting married.
281
00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:54,479
Barry's having a kid.
282
00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:55,263
- Grow up.
- You know what?
283
00:10:55,393 --> 00:10:56,090
Fuck you, Dom.
284
00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:57,134
Who?
285
00:10:57,265 --> 00:10:58,266
What, you think
you're so smart?
286
00:10:58,396 --> 00:10:59,441
- What are you gonna do, huh?
- What am I...
287
00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:00,355
What are you gonna do?
288
00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:01,878
What are you gonna do?
289
00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:03,401
Hey, hey, hey!
No, no, no.
290
00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:04,838
What'd I tell you?
291
00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:06,927
I don't care what you do
at the reception, okay?
292
00:11:07,057 --> 00:11:09,320
No fucking drugs at
the church, okay?
293
00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:10,844
- I was just...
- No fucking drugs.
294
00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:12,367
What'd I tell you?
295
00:11:12,497 --> 00:11:14,151
- What'd I tell you?
- Alright, alright, alright.
296
00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:15,022
I don't wanna get busted.
297
00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:16,197
Don't worry
about the camera.
298
00:11:16,327 --> 00:11:17,024
It's too far away.
299
00:11:17,154 --> 00:11:17,981
Listen, listen to me.
300
00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:18,982
I'm serious.
301
00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:20,984
I'm serious, guys.
302
00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:25,119
Jesus.
303
00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:26,294
Dom, how am I gonna make
it through this thing
304
00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:27,991
without medication?
305
00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:32,169
Remember how you used to
tell me you got into that
306
00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:34,781
that zen state when you were
wiring houses for cable?
307
00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:35,433
Yeah.
308
00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:37,914
Well, get into it.
309
00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:41,526
How do you think I get into
that zen state, asshole?
310
00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:43,920
Oh, oh, you're fucked.
311
00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:46,923
Alright, guys, listen.
312
00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:48,533
The final
countdown, alright?
313
00:11:48,664 --> 00:11:49,621
I need your help.
314
00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:51,362
- I love you, guys.
- Love you, too.
315
00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:53,408
Get me through this
church without freaking.
316
00:11:53,538 --> 00:11:55,758
Get me through the geek
reception without freaking.
317
00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:58,282
Throw me in my freaking car
with my bride and send me off
318
00:11:58,413 --> 00:11:59,588
- on my honeymoon, alright?
- You got it, bro.
319
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:00,589
- Alright.
- No bullshit.
320
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,025
- No bullshit.
- No freaking.
321
00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:02,896
No freaking.
322
00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:04,158
- Alright.
- Alright.
323
00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:06,029
- You got it.
- I did it for you, Barry.
324
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,988
Remember with your wife
and her geek family.
325
00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:10,120
The whole rabbi
and chair thing?
326
00:12:12,079 --> 00:12:13,341
Listen.
327
00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:14,777
- I'd do it for yous.
- You would.
328
00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:16,126
Alright?
329
00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:17,998
There's gonna be so much
Vitale Catholic bullshit
330
00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:20,391
in that fucking place,
it'll freak any of us out.
331
00:12:20,522 --> 00:12:21,349
Tone, you got it.
332
00:12:21,479 --> 00:12:22,524
Keep the lid on.
333
00:12:22,654 --> 00:12:23,307
Hey, hey.
334
00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:25,048
Let's go, sucker. Come on.
335
00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:27,050
Time to go.
336
00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:29,052
- Hey, what are you doing?
- What was that for, huh?
337
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:30,358
I saw that.
338
00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:32,055
Respect your
brother, alright?
339
00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:33,970
No whoring.
340
00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:36,016
Leave that to the old man.
341
00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:38,061
Can't get it on.
342
00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:45,373
Hey, hey, come on with
that, huh? Jesus.
343
00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,268
Where's the monsignor?
344
00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:12,530
On the golf course.
345
00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:19,755
Father Mark loves the
Mets plus 120.
346
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,148
- You want some of that?
- Yeah, give me some of that.
347
00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:23,106
Here, take it.
348
00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:25,805
Padre, peace?
349
00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:28,024
What's the score?
350
00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:42,473
Oh my god.
351
00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:45,302
- She looks so beautiful.
- I know.
352
00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:48,001
Don't cry because you're
gonna make me cry.
353
00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:51,656
Tina.
354
00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:53,484
- Oh, look at Joey.
- Oh, Joey, you look gorgeous.
355
00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:55,182
You're so grown up.
356
00:13:59,577 --> 00:14:00,143
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
357
00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:01,841
Stop this thing.
358
00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:14,549
T, hold me before I faint.
359
00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:17,030
Hey, it's just
a panic attack.
360
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,422
Three things.
361
00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:20,642
You're not going crazy.
362
00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:23,688
You won't have to listen
to your mother anymore.
363
00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:26,648
And it's me and you
from now on, okay baby?
364
00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:29,042
How do I look?
365
00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:30,391
You look cool.
366
00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:32,523
- Come on.
- Okay.
367
00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:38,268
Hey, Father.
368
00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:39,835
I don't think she's feeling
too well so I was thinking
369
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:42,229
we could just skip right through
the mass, hit the vows.
370
00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:43,708
What do you say?
371
00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:45,536
Is that alright
with you, Tina?
372
00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:47,799
Yeah. Yeah, cause otherwise
I might barf and...
373
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:50,585
Okay, I'll have you
out of here in no time.
374
00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:53,153
Please be seated.
375
00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:02,902
Oh Heavenly Father!
376
00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:06,862
We are gathered today to
celebrate the banquet of
377
00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:10,822
life and witness the feast
of love which Valentina
378
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:14,087
and Anthony are to
share in marriage.
379
00:15:14,217 --> 00:15:17,612
Let us begin by
remembering that love must
380
00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:22,704
be a part of our lives and
we have not loved enough.
381
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,060
Tina! Tina!
382
00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:33,497
- Tina! Tina!
- Open it!
383
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:34,498
Get the door!
384
00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:35,760
This fucking mut!
385
00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:37,066
It's that jungle kid.
386
00:15:37,197 --> 00:15:38,589
Hey, hey, sit down!
387
00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:43,594
Welcome to God's house.
388
00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:45,335
Turn around. Turn around!
389
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:48,077
Relax and make
yourselves at home.
390
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:51,385
Because this is your
church and so in the
391
00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:54,518
presence of your church I
ask you Tina and you Tony
392
00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:58,044
to state your intentions.
393
00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:03,440
Okay.
394
00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:07,488
Love grows.
395
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:12,362
Love grows like
flowers in the spring.
396
00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:16,236
Love grows it makes
you wanna sing.
397
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:22,372
Give it kindness, handle
with care and before you
398
00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:24,418
know it you're in love.
399
00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:26,115
You're a pair.
400
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:32,556
Love grows in twinkling
stars and holding hands
401
00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:34,689
and in kissing in cars.
402
00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:37,344
Hey Nunz, Mets just scored.
403
00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:39,259
Sunlight. Sunlight.
404
00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:43,567
With the sunlight
of friendship.
405
00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:44,481
- Go on.
- Keep it going.
406
00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:45,830
Let her go.
407
00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:49,486
Our life, we bloom together
as husband and wife.
408
00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:51,271
It's okay, grandma.
409
00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:54,317
What, did somebody die?
410
00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:55,797
Hey, it's the Vitales.
411
00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:58,104
Love merges the lesser
with the greater.
412
00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:01,237
Love merges me
with the universe.
413
00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:04,458
My quest in life is love.
414
00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:09,854
I and my father are one.
415
00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:12,683
Aww, that's a beautiful
sentiment, Little T.
416
00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:14,337
Isn't that nice, kids?
417
00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:15,338
I am loved.
418
00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:18,298
Therefore I am loved.
419
00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:19,125
Yeah!
420
00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:24,391
Repeat after me.
421
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:27,089
I, Anthony "Little T"
422
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:28,873
I, Anthony "Little T"
423
00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:32,877
Take you, Valentina
Victoria, to be my wife.
424
00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:37,317
Take you, Valentina
Victoria, to be my wife.
425
00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:39,667
I promise to be true to
you in good times and in
426
00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:43,714
bad, in sickness
and in health.
427
00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:46,630
I promise to be true to
you in good times and in
428
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:49,372
bad, in sickness
and in health.
429
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:52,941
Forsaking all others,
give only onto you.
430
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,726
Forsaking all others,
give only onto you.
431
00:17:55,857 --> 00:18:01,123
I will love you and honor
you all the days of my life.
432
00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:04,735
I will love you and honor
you all the days of my life.
433
00:18:04,866 --> 00:18:07,695
Till death do us part.
434
00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:09,740
Till death do us part.
435
00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:11,742
Tina.
436
00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:15,746
I, Valentina Victoria...
437
00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:18,358
I, Valentina Victoria...
438
00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:22,275
Take you, Anthony "Little
T," to be my husband.
439
00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:23,537
Take you, Tony...
440
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:26,409
Anthony "Little T,"
to be my husband.
441
00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:33,503
I promise to be true to you
in good times and in bad,
442
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:36,550
in sickness and in health.
443
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:39,292
I promise to be good to
you in good times and in
444
00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:42,425
bad, bed, bad...
445
00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:44,427
In sickness and in health.
446
00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:48,910
Forsaking all others,
give only onto you.
447
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,913
And forsaking all others,
give only onto you.
448
00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:56,831
I will love you and honor
you all the days of my life.
449
00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:59,660
I will love you and honor
you all the days of my life.
450
00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:02,967
Till death do us part.
451
00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:05,492
Till death do us part.
452
00:19:05,622 --> 00:19:07,711
May I have the rings.
453
00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:11,802
Barry!
454
00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:13,282
The rings.
455
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:20,811
- Whoa, who's doobie?
- Is that a joint?
456
00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:22,596
Such a stoner.
457
00:19:23,771 --> 00:19:29,385
Take this ring as a sign of
my love and my fidelity.
458
00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:33,868
Take this ring as a sign
of my love and fidelity.
459
00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:37,176
Tina.
460
00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:42,224
Take this ring as a sign
of my love and fidelity.
461
00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:48,404
If anybody here knows of
any reason why these two
462
00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:51,451
should not be joined
together in holy matrimony,
463
00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:55,324
let them speak now or
forever hold their peace.
464
00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:56,673
I...
465
00:19:58,414 --> 00:19:59,589
Fucker.
466
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,548
I'll take that as a no.
467
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:07,684
May God, the eternal
father, keep you
468
00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:09,860
in love with each other so
that peace of Christ may
469
00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:12,907
stay with you and be
always in your home.
470
00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:16,519
Amen.
471
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:20,044
May your children bless
you, your friends console
472
00:20:20,175 --> 00:20:23,265
you, and all men live
in peace with you.
473
00:20:23,396 --> 00:20:27,226
Amen.
474
00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:37,627
I gave him his Flomax.
475
00:20:38,846 --> 00:20:41,022
By the power invested in
me by the state of New
476
00:20:41,152 --> 00:20:44,982
York, I now pronounce
you husband and wife.
477
00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:47,463
You may now
kiss your bride.
478
00:20:57,778 --> 00:20:59,214
Tony!
479
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:03,131
Due to the unusually hot
weather and the fact that
480
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:06,308
our poor church cannot
afford air conditioning,
481
00:21:06,439 --> 00:21:08,397
we will skip the mass.
482
00:21:08,528 --> 00:21:10,181
Skip the mass?
483
00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:12,706
Go my children and
praise the lord.
484
00:21:12,836 --> 00:21:14,098
What about
Monsignor O'Reilly?
485
00:21:14,229 --> 00:21:15,796
- T, get me out of here.
- Let's go!
486
00:21:15,926 --> 00:21:17,885
- Party!
- Party!
487
00:22:35,005 --> 00:22:38,792
For those of you who don't know
me, my name is Vinnie Black.
488
00:22:38,922 --> 00:22:42,622
I am the Cadillac of
caterers and I welcome you
489
00:22:42,752 --> 00:22:44,145
to the Coliseum.
490
00:22:44,275 --> 00:22:45,842
My pleasure.
491
00:22:45,973 --> 00:22:49,890
Folks, I am honored that Josie
and her late husband, Vito,
492
00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:54,024
have entrusted me with their
lovely daughter's wedding party.
493
00:22:54,155 --> 00:22:57,376
I've known Valentina
since she was born.
494
00:22:57,506 --> 00:23:01,641
And she has grown into
a beautiful, full,
495
00:23:01,771 --> 00:23:02,772
delicious woman.
496
00:23:02,903 --> 00:23:04,905
Don't get me started.
497
00:23:05,035 --> 00:23:08,038
And now folks, let's begin
the show by bringing in
498
00:23:08,169 --> 00:23:11,607
the two very special
people who have made Tony
499
00:23:11,738 --> 00:23:13,827
and Tina the great
kids they are today.
500
00:23:13,957 --> 00:23:17,961
Let's welcome the lovely,
Josephina Vitale and
501
00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:22,749
Mr. Anthony "Big T"
Nunzio Senior.
502
00:23:22,879 --> 00:23:25,969
Oh look, it's Vinnie Boom
Botz and Morticia.
503
00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:27,754
Guys, guys,
could you just...
504
00:23:27,884 --> 00:23:29,190
Beautiful, now go ahead.
505
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:30,234
Come on, hurry
up, hurry up.
506
00:23:31,584 --> 00:23:37,111
The beautiful Ms. Marina
Galleno and Mr. Johnny Nunzio.
507
00:23:37,241 --> 00:23:38,025
Folks, move
together please.
508
00:23:38,155 --> 00:23:39,853
Could you move together?
Thank you.
509
00:23:39,983 --> 00:23:41,681
Alright, good.
510
00:23:41,811 --> 00:23:43,030
Go ahead. Go.
511
00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:46,816
Oh look, it's Chico
and Harpo Marx.
512
00:23:46,947 --> 00:23:48,078
Where's Groucho?
Guys...
513
00:23:48,209 --> 00:23:49,558
There! That's beautiful.
514
00:23:49,689 --> 00:23:50,603
Class, just pure class.
515
00:23:50,733 --> 00:23:51,908
Donna and Dominic.
516
00:23:52,039 --> 00:23:52,996
Our maid of honor...
517
00:23:53,127 --> 00:23:54,694
Oh, Jesus.
518
00:23:54,824 --> 00:23:55,999
That things bigger
than your face.
519
00:23:56,130 --> 00:23:57,174
Okay, right here guys.
520
00:23:57,305 --> 00:23:58,088
Move on.
521
00:23:58,219 --> 00:23:59,350
Get a haircut.
522
00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:02,876
And now, ladies and
gentlemen, for the moment
523
00:24:03,006 --> 00:24:05,400
you've all been
waiting for...
524
00:24:05,531 --> 00:24:10,318
Let's welcome for the first
time as man and wife,
525
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:17,107
Mr. and Mrs. Anthony
"Little T" Nunzio Jr.
526
00:24:18,021 --> 00:24:18,979
Guys, guys.
527
00:24:19,109 --> 00:24:20,589
Beautiful, up and...
528
00:24:21,721 --> 00:24:22,461
Yes, good.
529
00:24:22,591 --> 00:24:23,505
Go ahead.
530
00:24:26,421 --> 00:24:29,163
And here they
come to join us...
531
00:24:30,817 --> 00:24:33,210
Tony and Tina, God bless.
532
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:37,693
And now folks, I'm gonna
turn the stage over to
533
00:24:37,824 --> 00:24:40,087
none other than
Donnie Dulce.
534
00:24:40,217 --> 00:24:43,351
The rockin' and
rollin' Donnie Dulce.
535
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:47,703
Hey, I'm Donnie Dulce and we
are the Dead Poets Society.
536
00:24:47,834 --> 00:24:48,617
Ow!
537
00:24:48,748 --> 00:24:50,358
Thank you.
538
00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:52,926
You guys may remember us
a few years ago, we had a
539
00:24:53,056 --> 00:24:55,798
number one hit
called Destiny.
540
00:24:55,929 --> 00:24:57,104
Yeah!
541
00:24:57,234 --> 00:25:00,194
Uh, we've been in a studio
for a couple years.
542
00:25:00,324 --> 00:25:02,022
We should be coming out with
something new pretty soon.
543
00:25:02,152 --> 00:25:03,632
Ain't that right, Zeppo?
544
00:25:03,763 --> 00:25:05,895
That's Zeppo back there,
our new manager behind the bar.
545
00:25:06,026 --> 00:25:08,202
Well, enough about us.
546
00:25:09,595 --> 00:25:12,032
Let's clear the dancefloor
for Tony and Tina's first
547
00:25:12,162 --> 00:25:15,339
dance as man and lady.
548
00:25:15,470 --> 00:25:16,950
Oh, Tina, you're
so gorgeous.
549
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,168
Ma, stop.
550
00:25:18,299 --> 00:25:20,780
So beautiful.
551
00:25:25,436 --> 00:25:26,916
Ma!
552
00:25:49,286 --> 00:25:50,810
Ma!
553
00:26:05,172 --> 00:26:08,001
Alright, and let's have
the parents join in.
554
00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:27,063
Alright, entire bridal
party join in.
555
00:26:35,942 --> 00:26:37,987
How am I gonna get
rid of this hard on?
556
00:26:38,118 --> 00:26:39,946
You gotta dance
with my mother.
557
00:26:42,165 --> 00:26:43,253
That did it.
558
00:26:51,479 --> 00:26:53,046
Come here.
559
00:26:53,176 --> 00:26:55,396
You know, it's great to have
a broad in the family again.
560
00:26:55,526 --> 00:26:57,006
You know that?
561
00:26:57,137 --> 00:27:00,227
Oh, you know, you're gonna
have a beautiful honeymoon.
562
00:27:00,357 --> 00:27:02,011
Of course we never
went on a honeymoon.
563
00:27:02,142 --> 00:27:04,884
Vito had a job, two jobs.
564
00:27:05,014 --> 00:27:08,104
Working for max sanitation
outfit and moonlighting as a
565
00:27:08,235 --> 00:27:10,890
security man down at
the Bowling Blarney.
566
00:27:11,020 --> 00:27:12,587
I mean, cause he wanted
to buy his own truck.
567
00:27:12,718 --> 00:27:15,329
I mean, I thought he was
crazy going into garbage,
568
00:27:15,459 --> 00:27:17,984
but he knew best.
569
00:27:18,114 --> 00:27:19,899
He always did.
570
00:27:20,029 --> 00:27:23,816
He never let me or
the kids down ever.
571
00:27:23,946 --> 00:27:26,209
I know you miss
him, Mrs. V.
572
00:27:26,340 --> 00:27:29,909
Good man is hard to find.
Very rare.
573
00:27:30,039 --> 00:27:31,388
Seriously, I was watching
you guys up there today.
574
00:27:31,519 --> 00:27:33,042
Mhm.
575
00:27:33,173 --> 00:27:35,479
And I couldn't help but
thinking about myself, you know?
576
00:27:35,610 --> 00:27:39,527
My early married life was full
of so much crap and turmoil.
577
00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,268
I know, I heard, I heard.
578
00:27:41,398 --> 00:27:42,878
Trying to get the Animal
Kingdom off of the ground.
579
00:27:43,009 --> 00:27:44,532
You know, the place was
nothing but a nickel
580
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:45,968
peepshow when
I took it over?
581
00:27:46,099 --> 00:27:47,491
And look at what you've
done with the place.
582
00:27:47,622 --> 00:27:49,058
Aw, thank you, Tina.
583
00:27:49,189 --> 00:27:52,192
Yeah, but the thing about it was
everything was a big decision.
584
00:27:52,322 --> 00:27:54,020
What do I do, what do
I do, what do I do?
585
00:27:54,150 --> 00:27:54,934
- Do I go topless?
- Mhm.
586
00:27:55,064 --> 00:27:56,936
Do I serve food?
587
00:27:57,066 --> 00:27:58,981
- I took the high road.
- Mhm.
588
00:27:59,112 --> 00:28:00,896
You're not gonna have
any of them problems.
589
00:28:01,027 --> 00:28:01,984
No.
590
00:28:02,115 --> 00:28:03,377
It's easy being a
kid today, isn't it?
591
00:28:03,507 --> 00:28:04,813
Sure.
592
00:28:06,597 --> 00:28:09,557
Ah, you know, I really
like talking to you.
593
00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:11,472
- Me too.
- Yeah, you're very special.
594
00:28:11,602 --> 00:28:12,952
Thank you. Okay.
595
00:28:13,082 --> 00:28:14,170
Alright, thank
you for the dance.
596
00:28:14,301 --> 00:28:16,172
Thank you. Tony!
597
00:28:16,303 --> 00:28:18,131
Listen, is there something,
a special message
598
00:28:18,261 --> 00:28:20,916
that you want to tell Tina and
Tony for their wedding?
599
00:28:21,047 --> 00:28:22,396
Yes.
600
00:28:22,526 --> 00:28:28,228
T and Tony, I hope that
you guys spend together
601
00:28:28,358 --> 00:28:30,317
forever and ever.
602
00:28:30,447 --> 00:28:32,711
I mean, you guys are
like the perfect couple.
603
00:28:32,841 --> 00:28:37,280
And I only hope that
someday I find a boy who
604
00:28:37,411 --> 00:28:40,327
is perfect for me like
Tony is for you, T.
605
00:28:40,457 --> 00:28:43,330
You guys are gonna be so
happy together and you're
606
00:28:43,460 --> 00:28:45,767
both gorgeous
and I love you.
607
00:28:45,898 --> 00:28:46,855
Muah.
608
00:29:12,315 --> 00:29:13,926
To getting through the day.
609
00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:19,583
So did you grow up with Tina's
family with her mom and her...
610
00:29:19,714 --> 00:29:22,238
Well yeah, I mean, we're
all from Queens, you know.
611
00:29:22,369 --> 00:29:25,546
And when she married Vito,
that handsome bastard,
612
00:29:25,676 --> 00:29:28,157
they moved out
to Long Island.
613
00:29:28,288 --> 00:29:29,289
She got all uptown.
614
00:29:29,419 --> 00:29:30,333
- You know what I mean?
- Oh.
615
00:29:30,464 --> 00:29:31,857
- Like we were trash.
- Yeah.
616
00:29:31,987 --> 00:29:33,772
Now what happened to Vito?
617
00:29:33,902 --> 00:29:35,121
Oh, Vito.
618
00:29:35,251 --> 00:29:38,211
I mean, you know, he was
stringing lights in a
619
00:29:38,341 --> 00:29:39,560
fucking blizzard.
620
00:29:39,690 --> 00:29:40,604
Oh.
621
00:29:40,735 --> 00:29:42,389
And the thing went
over, the ladder.
622
00:29:42,519 --> 00:29:43,520
You know?
623
00:29:43,651 --> 00:29:46,088
But she was a
slave driver.
624
00:29:46,219 --> 00:29:49,483
She had him doing the lights
in a fucking blizzard.
625
00:29:49,613 --> 00:29:54,314
But my theory is this, I
feel Vito leapt to his doom
626
00:29:54,444 --> 00:29:57,273
because he was found, they say,
with a smile on his face.
627
00:29:57,404 --> 00:29:59,580
Anything to get the
fuck away from her.
628
00:29:59,710 --> 00:30:01,321
Alright, let's just
put the music back on.
629
00:30:01,451 --> 00:30:02,496
She'll feel better.
630
00:30:02,626 --> 00:30:04,019
Hey, I think she's
really hurt, dad.
631
00:30:04,150 --> 00:30:05,586
No, this is the old
flash knockdown routine.
632
00:30:05,716 --> 00:30:07,370
I've seen it a
million times, okay?
633
00:30:07,501 --> 00:30:08,589
Alright, let's
just get her up.
634
00:30:08,719 --> 00:30:09,982
Tina.
635
00:30:10,112 --> 00:30:10,939
Look, all I'm saying is,
T, if we make a big deal
636
00:30:11,070 --> 00:30:12,941
about it, she'll milk it,
alright? I would.
637
00:30:13,072 --> 00:30:14,116
Listen, ma, look it.
638
00:30:14,247 --> 00:30:15,117
Enough, alright?
Come on.
639
00:30:15,248 --> 00:30:16,292
Get up, get off the deck.
640
00:30:21,471 --> 00:30:23,256
Okay, sit down right there.
641
00:30:31,568 --> 00:30:33,309
Alright, everyone.
Grandma's okay.
642
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:36,399
So why don't we all settle
down and find our seats.
643
00:30:36,530 --> 00:30:40,621
Let's go back to our seats and
how about a hand for grandma.
644
00:30:40,751 --> 00:30:43,145
80 or 90 something
and still trucking.
645
00:30:43,276 --> 00:30:44,146
God bless.
646
00:30:44,277 --> 00:30:46,235
We didn't get to
finish dancing.
647
00:30:46,366 --> 00:30:48,629
Why are you
being so selfish?
648
00:30:48,759 --> 00:30:51,675
Me? She's the one
being selfish.
649
00:30:51,806 --> 00:30:52,981
- Tina.
- Ugh!
650
00:30:55,810 --> 00:30:58,291
I never seen
her like this.
651
00:30:58,421 --> 00:30:59,814
Wait till you
get her pregnant.
652
00:30:59,945 --> 00:31:01,511
She's gonna grab a
hold of your balls.
653
00:31:01,642 --> 00:31:03,862
She's not gonna let go
until you're in the grave.
654
00:31:03,992 --> 00:31:06,255
Oh, that's a nice, healthy
way to look at marriage.
655
00:31:06,386 --> 00:31:07,561
What are you on, drugs?
656
00:31:07,691 --> 00:31:09,084
Yeah.
657
00:31:09,215 --> 00:31:11,652
Look, I'm just trying to
be an honest best man with
658
00:31:11,782 --> 00:31:13,480
my best friend.
659
00:31:13,610 --> 00:31:15,177
Save it.
660
00:31:17,788 --> 00:31:20,269
You know, me and
Tony, it's uh...
661
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:21,270
It's been
forever, you know?
662
00:31:21,401 --> 00:31:23,533
It's more than
brothers, you know?
663
00:31:23,664 --> 00:31:26,014
You know, I...
664
00:31:27,581 --> 00:31:28,974
You know...
665
00:31:29,626 --> 00:31:30,932
You know, I love
him, you know?
666
00:31:31,063 --> 00:31:32,325
- You do?
- Yeah.
667
00:31:32,455 --> 00:31:34,718
I feel like you feel
very close to him.
668
00:31:34,849 --> 00:31:39,723
No, I do, I just don't
want nothing to change.
669
00:31:39,854 --> 00:31:42,161
You know, after this.
670
00:31:42,291 --> 00:31:44,032
And you know, Tina, she's
great, she's the best.
671
00:31:44,163 --> 00:31:45,251
Tina.
672
00:31:45,381 --> 00:31:46,905
You know, it is
definitely gonna change.
673
00:31:47,035 --> 00:31:49,472
I mean, he's going to move
away and live with Tina.
674
00:31:49,603 --> 00:31:50,560
I'm assuming, right?
675
00:31:50,691 --> 00:31:52,562
I mean, that's gonna
be difficult on you.
676
00:31:52,693 --> 00:31:54,564
Yeah, I know. I mean,
that's what happens.
677
00:31:54,695 --> 00:31:58,264
You know, you get married things
happen, things change, right?
678
00:31:58,394 --> 00:31:59,918
- Yeah.
- I know.
679
00:32:00,048 --> 00:32:07,229
Barry, Barry, Barry,
Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry!
680
00:32:08,665 --> 00:32:10,015
Uh...
681
00:32:11,494 --> 00:32:13,322
Tony.
682
00:32:13,453 --> 00:32:14,541
Tina.
683
00:32:15,890 --> 00:32:19,415
Uh, we've been friends
a long time, you know?
684
00:32:19,546 --> 00:32:21,200
And we're tight.
685
00:32:22,114 --> 00:32:23,854
I, uh...
686
00:32:23,985 --> 00:32:27,423
thought a lot about what
to say and I, uh...
687
00:32:27,554 --> 00:32:30,600
wrote some stuff down, but
maybe it's better if I
688
00:32:30,731 --> 00:32:32,428
just speak directly
from my heart.
689
00:32:34,735 --> 00:32:36,780
I never seen two people
who more hot for each
690
00:32:36,911 --> 00:32:38,304
other than you two.
691
00:32:38,434 --> 00:32:39,958
Sorry, sister.
692
00:32:40,088 --> 00:32:41,220
Uh...
693
00:32:42,612 --> 00:32:45,137
You two are meant
to be together.
694
00:32:45,267 --> 00:32:47,704
You love each
other, you really...
695
00:32:47,835 --> 00:32:49,619
You love each
other and uh...
696
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,275
That's what the fucking
world needs more of.
697
00:32:57,236 --> 00:32:58,106
That's it.
698
00:33:02,415 --> 00:33:03,633
Oh, he's a regular Einstein.
699
00:33:04,373 --> 00:33:05,505
Barry.
700
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:09,291
That blew me away.
701
00:33:12,860 --> 00:33:14,079
Well...
702
00:33:15,558 --> 00:33:19,301
She hung in there with me
for a few years and uh...
703
00:33:19,432 --> 00:33:23,218
and so she hangs in there
with me for a few more.
704
00:33:23,349 --> 00:33:24,567
- Here's to my beautiful bride.
- Salud.
705
00:33:24,698 --> 00:33:26,221
- Tina!
- Tina!
706
00:33:26,352 --> 00:33:27,483
Oh, I wanna make
a toast, too.
707
00:33:27,614 --> 00:33:28,441
I wanna make a toast.
708
00:33:28,571 --> 00:33:29,355
Sorry, honey.
709
00:33:29,485 --> 00:33:30,356
Okay.
710
00:33:35,491 --> 00:33:38,277
Paula Abdul, Forever your
Girl, is my favorite video
711
00:33:38,407 --> 00:33:39,974
of all time.
712
00:33:40,105 --> 00:33:43,543
To Taylor Dane, Pat Benatar,
this Long Island girl's proud!
713
00:33:43,673 --> 00:33:46,676
Yeah! Oh, and Madonna your sexy
videos make my panties wet!
714
00:33:53,988 --> 00:33:55,772
- Cheers!
- Cheers!
715
00:34:00,342 --> 00:34:02,344
To the two T's in my life...
716
00:34:02,475 --> 00:34:04,564
Hey, hey, hey, that's
enough of that crap!
717
00:34:04,694 --> 00:34:05,913
Save some for later.
718
00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:08,220
Believe me, it don't
get no better neither.
719
00:34:09,569 --> 00:34:10,874
Alright.
720
00:34:11,005 --> 00:34:13,573
Tony, you're my
son and I love you.
721
00:34:13,703 --> 00:34:16,576
And Tina, you're a Nunzio.
722
00:34:16,706 --> 00:34:17,881
You're my daughter.
723
00:34:18,012 --> 00:34:20,884
I only hope that you
can make him happy.
724
00:34:21,015 --> 00:34:23,931
As happy as the love of my
life, Maddy, makes me.
725
00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:27,587
I allow her to create, she
allows me to procreate.
726
00:34:27,717 --> 00:34:30,459
Know your place,
suck some face.
727
00:34:30,590 --> 00:34:31,765
Such a beautiful
thing, isn't it?
728
00:34:31,895 --> 00:34:33,288
Hey, everybody, listen!
729
00:34:33,419 --> 00:34:34,681
Save your wedding invitations.
730
00:34:34,811 --> 00:34:36,335
Take them all to Animal
Kingdom later, I'll give
731
00:34:36,465 --> 00:34:37,858
you ten percent
off any drink.
732
00:34:37,988 --> 00:34:39,555
- Yeah, yeah.
- Alright, that was beautiful.
733
00:34:39,686 --> 00:34:41,514
Pops, the human cupid.
734
00:34:41,644 --> 00:34:44,082
Well we wanna
make a toast, too.
735
00:34:47,389 --> 00:34:50,610
I would like to toast
my beloved husband.
736
00:34:50,740 --> 00:34:54,048
Tina's father, Vito.
737
00:34:54,179 --> 00:34:56,485
Who's beautiful life was
cut short a year and a
738
00:34:56,616 --> 00:34:59,619
half ago because
he liked Christmas.
739
00:34:59,749 --> 00:35:01,577
He loved Christmas.
740
00:35:01,708 --> 00:35:03,927
And he wanted those
friggin' lights up on the
741
00:35:04,058 --> 00:35:05,538
roof before the 15th.
742
00:35:05,668 --> 00:35:08,106
I mean, he should've never
been up on the roof that day,
743
00:35:08,236 --> 00:35:10,717
but you know, he was never
one to shirk from a job.
744
00:35:10,847 --> 00:35:12,849
Even if no one was
there to help him.
745
00:35:12,980 --> 00:35:14,503
Hail, Vito!
746
00:35:14,634 --> 00:35:16,505
Hail, Vito!
747
00:35:16,636 --> 00:35:18,551
Come on, buddy,
raise your glass.
748
00:35:18,681 --> 00:35:20,118
Hey!
749
00:35:21,031 --> 00:35:22,337
Oh, shy guy.
750
00:35:22,468 --> 00:35:23,730
It's alright, Dom.
It's alright.
751
00:35:23,860 --> 00:35:24,600
- I'll take care of it.
- That's it.
752
00:35:24,731 --> 00:35:26,341
- For Vito.
- Calm down, it's alright.
753
00:35:26,472 --> 00:35:27,516
What are you
doing, Michael?
754
00:35:27,647 --> 00:35:28,865
I told you you
had to be good.
755
00:35:28,996 --> 00:35:30,128
- Vito.
- You have to be good.
756
00:35:30,258 --> 00:35:32,042
Now behave yourself or
I'm gonna throw you out.
757
00:35:32,173 --> 00:35:33,305
- I'm sorry, Mrs. V...
- This is Tina's wedding.
758
00:35:33,435 --> 00:35:34,654
Behave yourself.
759
00:35:36,482 --> 00:35:37,439
Please, Father Mark.
760
00:35:37,570 --> 00:35:39,137
A blessing and a prayer.
761
00:35:39,267 --> 00:35:39,920
Hey, hey!
762
00:35:40,050 --> 00:35:41,661
Pope spelt my name wrong.
763
00:35:41,791 --> 00:35:43,750
Well that's what you get
when you get a Polish pope.
764
00:35:45,839 --> 00:35:48,711
You know, on that note,
let us pray.
765
00:35:50,452 --> 00:35:53,934
Oh heavenly Father!
766
00:35:54,064 --> 00:35:57,677
We ask that you bestow
your many blessings upon
767
00:35:57,807 --> 00:36:00,158
Valentina and Anthony.
768
00:36:00,288 --> 00:36:04,336
In the name of the Father,
the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
769
00:36:07,730 --> 00:36:10,472
Amen. Amen.
770
00:36:12,474 --> 00:36:14,650
Thank you, Father Mark.
771
00:36:14,781 --> 00:36:17,653
Holy water from our holy
fountain blessed by the
772
00:36:17,784 --> 00:36:22,441
Pope himself on his
last visit in 1979.
773
00:36:22,571 --> 00:36:24,312
Father Mark, ladies
and gentlemen.
774
00:36:25,618 --> 00:36:27,489
Just that you have a
beautiful place here.
775
00:36:27,620 --> 00:36:28,664
Thank you very much.
776
00:36:28,795 --> 00:36:30,797
It was inspired by
the movie Spartacus.
777
00:36:30,927 --> 00:36:32,755
You know, I saw that movie
when I was a teenager.
778
00:36:32,886 --> 00:36:33,974
I was very
impressed by it.
779
00:36:34,104 --> 00:36:37,499
My parents ran an Italian
restaurant and you know,
780
00:36:37,630 --> 00:36:38,718
I used to eat there.
781
00:36:38,848 --> 00:36:40,850
And uh, I was always
involved in food and
782
00:36:40,981 --> 00:36:42,461
eating and cracking jokes.
783
00:36:42,591 --> 00:36:44,593
You know, in high
school I was...
784
00:36:44,724 --> 00:36:46,552
I remember Tony Pitzicarda
once said to me...
785
00:36:46,682 --> 00:36:47,988
What are you comedian?
786
00:36:48,118 --> 00:36:49,859
And I was as a
matter of fact.
787
00:36:49,990 --> 00:36:52,210
You know, they didn't slap
me around because I kept
788
00:36:52,340 --> 00:36:54,647
them laughing all the
time, see so that's uh...
789
00:36:54,777 --> 00:36:58,433
We merged the food, the
comedy, and my natural
790
00:36:58,564 --> 00:37:00,392
inclination to
entertain, you know.
791
00:37:00,522 --> 00:37:01,349
Came up with the Coliseum.
792
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:02,394
Oh!
793
00:37:02,524 --> 00:37:04,047
I invented it basically.
794
00:37:04,178 --> 00:37:06,354
You invite Michael...
795
00:37:06,485 --> 00:37:07,747
Hi, girl!
796
00:37:09,444 --> 00:37:10,837
Well...
797
00:37:10,967 --> 00:37:13,492
Did you know that
olives make you horny?
798
00:37:13,622 --> 00:37:14,710
Yeah.
799
00:37:15,581 --> 00:37:16,886
- Eat it.
- Hey, come on.
800
00:37:17,017 --> 00:37:17,800
What are you doing?
801
00:37:17,931 --> 00:37:18,540
Hey!
802
00:37:18,671 --> 00:37:19,889
Catch the friggin' olive.
803
00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:21,804
Hey, watch the suit before
I make you clean it.
804
00:37:21,935 --> 00:37:23,850
- Hey! Hey!
- Oh!
805
00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:26,156
That was nasty.
806
00:37:26,287 --> 00:37:28,507
- Men are so gross.
- Yeah, gross.
807
00:37:28,637 --> 00:37:29,682
Oh, you've had a hard on
for Barry ever since
808
00:37:29,812 --> 00:37:30,465
you got pregnant.
809
00:37:30,596 --> 00:37:31,901
No, she's right, T.
810
00:37:32,032 --> 00:37:34,469
She gotta watch
him all the time.
811
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:37,646
Look at Johnny hitting
on that queer bouton.
812
00:37:37,777 --> 00:37:39,387
Yeah, but Dom
wouldn't do that you.
813
00:37:39,518 --> 00:37:40,780
He loves you.
814
00:37:40,910 --> 00:37:42,825
No, cause he knows
I'd kill him.
815
00:37:42,956 --> 00:37:44,610
But I know he does
it behind my back.
816
00:37:44,740 --> 00:37:46,046
They all do it.
817
00:37:46,176 --> 00:37:48,614
Always checking
their options.
818
00:37:48,744 --> 00:37:51,530
Listen, girls, we're here
to carry the bloodlines.
819
00:37:51,660 --> 00:37:54,533
Sex all the time, they're
trying to blow you up.
820
00:37:54,663 --> 00:37:57,013
Then you got the baby,
it's the Elvis thing.
821
00:37:57,144 --> 00:37:58,363
The what?
822
00:37:58,493 --> 00:37:59,712
Elvis.
823
00:37:59,842 --> 00:38:02,932
I read, once his wife had
a baby, he stopped having
824
00:38:03,063 --> 00:38:04,456
sex with her.
825
00:38:04,586 --> 00:38:06,327
Some kinda weird
mommy thing.
826
00:38:06,458 --> 00:38:07,067
Barry?
827
00:38:07,197 --> 00:38:09,025
No.
828
00:38:09,156 --> 00:38:10,549
Looks it's like
I told Marina...
829
00:38:10,679 --> 00:38:13,595
I said, honey, get
yourself a good vibrator,
830
00:38:13,726 --> 00:38:16,555
a good dog, and a good
cleaning service.
831
00:38:16,685 --> 00:38:17,991
That is all a woman needs.
832
00:38:18,121 --> 00:38:19,427
- Amen.
- Right.
833
00:38:20,689 --> 00:38:22,604
On my wedding day,
you're telling me this?
834
00:38:22,735 --> 00:38:23,866
Y'all need to get
your heads checked.
835
00:38:23,997 --> 00:38:26,260
No, you get your head checked.
836
00:38:26,391 --> 00:38:28,523
Why do you think I'm
putting off Dom?
837
00:38:28,654 --> 00:38:30,960
Hello, he wants
to blow me up.
838
00:38:31,091 --> 00:38:33,354
I ain't in no
hurry to marry him.
839
00:38:34,224 --> 00:38:35,704
Alright, well thank you.
Thank you.
840
00:38:35,835 --> 00:38:37,315
I'm gonna go commit
some suicide.
841
00:38:38,011 --> 00:38:39,317
Oh, T.
842
00:38:41,231 --> 00:38:42,232
Mm!
843
00:38:42,363 --> 00:38:46,019
Hey, can I get a
plate full of ziti?
844
00:38:48,064 --> 00:38:49,631
Hey, Tone.
845
00:38:49,762 --> 00:38:51,024
Tina okay?
846
00:38:51,851 --> 00:38:54,419
No, she's been
acting weird.
847
00:38:54,549 --> 00:38:56,551
And this is just
today, right?
848
00:38:56,682 --> 00:38:58,161
It's out of the blue.
849
00:38:58,292 --> 00:39:00,599
Yeah, it's freaking
me a little bit.
850
00:39:02,078 --> 00:39:05,778
You ever hear the phrase,
the apple don't fall far
851
00:39:05,908 --> 00:39:07,388
from the tree?
852
00:39:08,650 --> 00:39:09,608
What?
853
00:39:10,130 --> 00:39:11,697
Oh no, gross me out.
854
00:39:11,827 --> 00:39:13,002
Listen, Tone.
855
00:39:13,133 --> 00:39:13,568
I mean, I'm sorry to say,
but why do you think I've
856
00:39:13,699 --> 00:39:15,222
been holding off on Donna?
857
00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:16,658
You know, she's been bitching
to me about getting married.
858
00:39:16,789 --> 00:39:18,007
Yeah?
859
00:39:18,138 --> 00:39:20,183
Listen, last Christmas I
was at her place and I saw
860
00:39:20,314 --> 00:39:22,751
the way her mother just
fucking beat on her dad.
861
00:39:22,882 --> 00:39:24,623
Got me to thinking.
862
00:39:24,753 --> 00:39:26,538
No, no, no.
863
00:39:26,668 --> 00:39:27,800
Tina hates her mother.
864
00:39:27,930 --> 00:39:29,758
Not my Tina.
865
00:39:29,889 --> 00:39:31,717
Well I fucking
hope so, Tone.
866
00:39:31,847 --> 00:39:33,675
I do for your sake.
867
00:39:35,155 --> 00:39:36,809
No, not my Tina.
868
00:39:36,939 --> 00:39:37,984
Ma!
869
00:39:38,114 --> 00:39:40,116
- Ma, ma!
- What is going on here? What?
870
00:39:40,247 --> 00:39:41,683
Ma, there's no
prosciutto in my ziti.
871
00:39:41,814 --> 00:39:42,771
Ma, ma!
872
00:39:42,902 --> 00:39:44,120
There was in mine.
873
00:39:44,251 --> 00:39:45,948
It's not from
the second tray.
874
00:39:48,429 --> 00:39:49,909
Oh my god, you're right.
It's empty.
875
00:39:50,039 --> 00:39:51,301
I know, it's nasty.
876
00:39:51,432 --> 00:39:52,433
He's not getting
away with this.
877
00:39:52,564 --> 00:39:53,478
Just get over here.
878
00:39:53,608 --> 00:39:55,131
- Oh ma, don't make a scene.
- Eh, Joey!
879
00:39:56,350 --> 00:39:58,570
I mean, this is really where
you gotta see a resemblance.
880
00:39:58,700 --> 00:39:59,658
I don't know.
881
00:40:01,224 --> 00:40:03,183
You know, when they're
not together every day
882
00:40:03,313 --> 00:40:04,880
it'll wear off.
883
00:40:05,011 --> 00:40:06,969
It's bound to.
884
00:40:14,368 --> 00:40:16,283
Josephina and our bride.
885
00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:18,067
What the hell do
you call this?
886
00:40:18,198 --> 00:40:20,243
- Ziti.
- Right.
887
00:40:20,374 --> 00:40:22,724
We paid for prosciutto
stuffed ziti and there's
888
00:40:22,855 --> 00:40:24,552
no prosciutto!
889
00:40:24,683 --> 00:40:26,424
Well there should be.
890
00:40:29,949 --> 00:40:31,777
You know, the
help these days.
891
00:40:31,907 --> 00:40:34,867
You're taking advantage of
me because I'm a widow.
892
00:40:34,997 --> 00:40:37,609
You know if daddy were
here he'd punch you!
893
00:40:37,739 --> 00:40:40,133
I'll refund you $100.
894
00:40:40,263 --> 00:40:44,050
And then you'd wake up
and he'd punch you again.
895
00:40:44,180 --> 00:40:51,187
$29.99 for boiled pasta?
896
00:40:51,318 --> 00:40:53,712
Okay, a hundred
and a quarter.
897
00:40:53,842 --> 00:40:55,757
$150.
898
00:40:55,888 --> 00:40:56,802
You got it.
899
00:40:57,803 --> 00:40:59,761
I just want yous
to be happy.
900
00:41:01,633 --> 00:41:03,809
Fine.
901
00:41:03,939 --> 00:41:05,027
Alright.
902
00:41:05,985 --> 00:41:07,073
Alright.
903
00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:10,250
You gonna do some more
jokes for us later?
904
00:41:10,380 --> 00:41:12,165
Of course.
905
00:41:12,295 --> 00:41:15,037
Vinnie was always the
funniest guy in school.
906
00:41:15,168 --> 00:41:16,212
My pleasure.
907
00:41:17,736 --> 00:41:18,911
Yeah.
908
00:41:22,305 --> 00:41:23,742
You know what?
Check that.
909
00:41:23,872 --> 00:41:27,136
Make that stinger a lemon ball
and put a vodka seven in a
910
00:41:27,267 --> 00:41:28,921
- soda glass for me, alright?
- You got it.
911
00:41:29,051 --> 00:41:29,965
Hey, you got the
game on back there?
912
00:41:30,096 --> 00:41:31,184
- How's this glass? It's good?
- It's good.
913
00:41:32,185 --> 00:41:33,316
Can't put the game on.
914
00:41:33,447 --> 00:41:34,753
Vinnie don't want it
on during the wedding.
915
00:41:34,883 --> 00:41:36,015
Sorry.
916
00:41:37,059 --> 00:41:37,973
Hey, Mikey.
917
00:41:38,104 --> 00:41:39,192
Hey, Barry.
918
00:41:39,322 --> 00:41:40,802
How's the video business?
919
00:41:40,933 --> 00:41:42,151
It sucks.
920
00:41:43,413 --> 00:41:44,676
Hey, listen.
921
00:41:47,243 --> 00:41:49,681
You fuck with Tony,
I break your face.
922
00:41:51,030 --> 00:41:52,031
Cool.
923
00:41:52,161 --> 00:41:53,641
Here you go, chief.
924
00:41:53,772 --> 00:41:55,164
Hey, Father.
925
00:41:55,295 --> 00:41:56,383
Hey, you gonna
have a strong one?
926
00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:59,647
Oh, no, no. On duty till the
end of time, you know?
927
00:42:00,648 --> 00:42:01,693
Hey, Bar.
928
00:42:02,171 --> 00:42:03,129
Would you uh...
929
00:42:03,259 --> 00:42:05,000
You feel okay about
ordering me one?
930
00:42:06,132 --> 00:42:07,742
Hey, Zeppo.
931
00:42:07,873 --> 00:42:09,265
- Yeah.
- Get this dope a scotch.
932
00:42:09,396 --> 00:42:11,093
One dope scotch,
coming up.
933
00:42:11,790 --> 00:42:12,878
Can I have a beer please?
934
00:42:13,008 --> 00:42:14,227
- God bless, Father.
- Here you are, chief.
935
00:42:15,141 --> 00:42:20,755
Uh, excuse me, another
scotch please for him.
936
00:42:23,497 --> 00:42:25,281
Beer for you, sweetheart?
937
00:42:25,412 --> 00:42:27,022
Golden voice,
golden voice.
938
00:42:27,153 --> 00:42:28,197
Thank you.
939
00:42:28,328 --> 00:42:29,764
Here you go, hon.
940
00:42:35,161 --> 00:42:36,989
Hey, can I get a beer?
941
00:42:46,128 --> 00:42:47,434
Thank you.
942
00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:49,697
I work at the
Animal Kingdom.
943
00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:53,048
I don't know, maybe
you've heard of it.
944
00:42:54,528 --> 00:42:58,010
You know, some of the
girls at the uh...
945
00:42:58,140 --> 00:43:01,840
Doing exhibitions at the
Kingdom make upwards of
946
00:43:01,970 --> 00:43:03,929
forty, fifty dollars
a night, you know?
947
00:43:04,059 --> 00:43:06,148
I mean, it's no Uncle Sam.
948
00:43:06,279 --> 00:43:08,237
Wow. You're kidding me?
949
00:43:08,368 --> 00:43:09,761
No, it's true.
950
00:43:11,501 --> 00:43:12,241
But uh, I mean...
951
00:43:12,372 --> 00:43:14,853
You know, it's um...
952
00:43:14,983 --> 00:43:17,159
It depends on the
act, you know?
953
00:43:17,290 --> 00:43:18,900
You know, it's...
954
00:43:19,031 --> 00:43:20,946
If you wanna come in
one night, maybe one
955
00:43:21,076 --> 00:43:22,295
afternoon, you know?
956
00:43:22,425 --> 00:43:24,166
Maybe I can help you put
something sexy together,
957
00:43:24,297 --> 00:43:25,603
you know?
958
00:43:26,734 --> 00:43:28,301
Listen, asshole.
959
00:43:28,431 --> 00:43:30,869
I'm a singer in a hot band
that had a top ten hit a
960
00:43:30,999 --> 00:43:32,610
few years ago.
961
00:43:32,740 --> 00:43:34,829
Why the fuck what I wanna dance
butt naked in your shithole?
962
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:35,787
Jerk.
963
00:43:35,917 --> 00:43:37,440
Nice said, Celeste.
964
00:43:37,571 --> 00:43:39,617
See ya, asshole.
965
00:43:41,053 --> 00:43:42,707
Come on, keep trying.
966
00:43:42,837 --> 00:43:44,970
Hey listen, Donny.
Uh...
967
00:43:45,100 --> 00:43:47,581
How about playing some Madonna
or the Boss, you know? I mean...
968
00:43:47,712 --> 00:43:50,366
Well, we don't play
Madonna or the Boss.
969
00:43:50,497 --> 00:43:53,979
We don't do no covers, we just
do our original material.
970
00:43:54,109 --> 00:43:56,285
Yeah, I understand that,
but Tina and I talked about...
971
00:43:56,416 --> 00:43:58,200
No, no, I'm sorry, man.
972
00:44:00,550 --> 00:44:01,987
Hey, Zeppo.
973
00:44:02,117 --> 00:44:05,381
Zeppo, is this the big gig you
were telling us about, huh?
974
00:44:05,512 --> 00:44:06,600
For two weeks?
975
00:44:06,731 --> 00:44:09,124
They don't even know
who we are, Zeppo.
976
00:44:09,255 --> 00:44:11,910
Hey, man, they love you.
977
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:13,476
- They love us?
- Yes, absolutely!
978
00:44:13,607 --> 00:44:15,130
Maybe we're not in the
same club here, Zeppo.
979
00:44:15,261 --> 00:44:16,610
They hate us.
980
00:44:16,741 --> 00:44:18,699
Look man, when we gonna
get back in the studio?
981
00:44:18,830 --> 00:44:21,484
Studio? Studio's maybe a month,
a week, maybe six months away.
982
00:44:21,615 --> 00:44:22,355
It's right around
the corner.
983
00:44:22,485 --> 00:44:24,792
Alright, what is
the dealbreaker?
984
00:44:24,923 --> 00:44:25,750
- Huh?
- Truth?
985
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:27,055
- Yeah.
- Rap.
986
00:44:27,186 --> 00:44:28,535
Hey, Zeppo, honey.
987
00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:29,928
Can you do more
than a little bit?
988
00:44:30,058 --> 00:44:30,711
I'll be right with
you, sweetheart.
989
00:44:30,842 --> 00:44:31,843
- Thank you.
- I love your hair.
990
00:44:31,973 --> 00:44:32,931
Oh, thank you!
991
00:44:33,061 --> 00:44:34,367
- Rap?
- Rap.
992
00:44:34,497 --> 00:44:35,455
They're looking
for a little rap.
993
00:44:35,585 --> 00:44:36,891
It's kind of a
new wave deal.
994
00:44:37,022 --> 00:44:38,110
You know.
995
00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:40,199
We don't change our sound
for nobody, alright?
996
00:44:40,329 --> 00:44:41,504
Fuck rap.
997
00:44:41,635 --> 00:44:44,333
Sorry, Father,
but fuck rap.
998
00:44:44,464 --> 00:44:45,987
We are power ballads.
999
00:44:46,118 --> 00:44:46,988
Absolutely.
1000
00:44:47,119 --> 00:44:47,859
Stay with it.
1001
00:44:47,989 --> 00:44:49,991
Power ballads forever.
1002
00:44:50,122 --> 00:44:51,427
One hit wonders.
1003
00:44:51,558 --> 00:44:52,341
I still love
these guys though.
1004
00:44:53,473 --> 00:44:54,474
What do you need, boss?
1005
00:44:54,604 --> 00:44:55,344
I didn't even know
any of those songs.
1006
00:44:56,432 --> 00:44:57,390
You got it.
1007
00:44:58,434 --> 00:44:59,914
I want a girl like you, man.
1008
00:45:00,045 --> 00:45:01,263
You're a happy guy.
1009
00:45:01,394 --> 00:45:02,482
I'm saying hi
to Tone here.
1010
00:45:02,612 --> 00:45:03,744
That's perfect.
1011
00:45:03,875 --> 00:45:05,224
Why don't you give a
little message to Tony and
1012
00:45:05,354 --> 00:45:07,356
Tina to my camera?
1013
00:45:07,487 --> 00:45:09,271
That would be very
nice for them, no?
1014
00:45:09,402 --> 00:45:11,491
I don't know.
Um...
1015
00:45:11,621 --> 00:45:15,364
Uh, well I just, I
hope, you know...
1016
00:45:15,495 --> 00:45:18,411
I hope that you're
gonna be happy, Tony.
1017
00:45:18,541 --> 00:45:20,369
Um...
1018
00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:22,981
I mean, you know what
you're doing so I don't
1019
00:45:23,111 --> 00:45:25,244
need to be talking
about that, I just...
1020
00:45:25,374 --> 00:45:26,506
You are very sweet.
1021
00:45:26,636 --> 00:45:29,074
- That's very nice.
- Um, yeah.
1022
00:45:29,204 --> 00:45:30,989
Hey, you guys.
1023
00:45:31,119 --> 00:45:32,860
Let's go get high.
1024
00:45:32,991 --> 00:45:34,514
Let's go. Let's go,
let's go, let's go.
1025
00:45:34,644 --> 00:45:35,994
Johnny.
1026
00:45:36,124 --> 00:45:38,083
Hey, Johnny.
Do you wanna eat with me?
1027
00:45:38,213 --> 00:45:39,867
Hey, come here.
1028
00:45:39,998 --> 00:45:41,129
Buzz off, alright?
1029
00:45:41,260 --> 00:45:42,391
I'm getting laid tonight.
1030
00:45:43,392 --> 00:45:45,003
I'm getting laid tonight.
1031
00:45:45,133 --> 00:45:46,482
You two should
get together.
1032
00:45:46,613 --> 00:45:48,441
Barry, get me
a drink first.
1033
00:45:52,314 --> 00:45:54,099
Baby.
1034
00:45:54,229 --> 00:45:55,709
When we getting
out of here?
1035
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:58,320
Not until I get really
drunk, really sweaty, and
1036
00:45:58,451 --> 00:46:00,714
really horny.
1037
00:46:00,845 --> 00:46:04,109
You two should go visit
each and every table and I
1038
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:05,284
mean right now.
1039
00:46:05,414 --> 00:46:07,547
Here's your booster bag.
1040
00:46:07,677 --> 00:46:11,159
Ma, we will visit
when we want.
1041
00:46:11,290 --> 00:46:13,161
I said now.
1042
00:46:13,292 --> 00:46:15,163
Ma, I am married
now, alright?
1043
00:46:15,294 --> 00:46:18,253
I will visit when I want.
1044
00:46:27,045 --> 00:46:28,002
Barry, Dom.
1045
00:46:28,133 --> 00:46:29,264
- Barry, Barry, Barry
- Give me a light.
1046
00:46:29,395 --> 00:46:30,091
Have you seen that cute
blonde out there I was
1047
00:46:30,222 --> 00:46:31,092
talking to before?
1048
00:46:31,223 --> 00:46:32,398
Yeah, yeah.
1049
00:46:32,528 --> 00:46:33,138
The one you've been
drooling over since church?
1050
00:46:33,268 --> 00:46:34,443
I've seen her.
1051
00:46:34,574 --> 00:46:37,185
Well, come on, it's
not obvious, is it?
1052
00:46:37,316 --> 00:46:38,578
Johhny, she's like...
1053
00:46:38,708 --> 00:46:40,058
She's sitting at
the kiddie table.
1054
00:46:40,188 --> 00:46:42,234
- What is she 13, 14 years old?
- Fucking fag.
1055
00:46:42,364 --> 00:46:43,322
No.
1056
00:46:43,452 --> 00:46:45,411
No! Man, it's just...
1057
00:46:45,541 --> 00:46:47,239
Those tits, are you
kidding? No, no way.
1058
00:46:47,369 --> 00:46:48,196
Whatever, Johnny,
you're the expert.
1059
00:46:48,327 --> 00:46:49,154
Dom, come on, you've
seen that ass.
1060
00:46:49,284 --> 00:46:50,155
Oh, right now!
1061
00:46:53,941 --> 00:46:55,334
Smoking weed!
1062
00:46:55,464 --> 00:46:57,031
Tony is beautiful.
1063
00:46:57,162 --> 00:46:59,164
The baby's gonna
be beautiful.
1064
00:46:59,294 --> 00:47:02,515
And I gonna wish them they
have a lot of baby and
1065
00:47:02,645 --> 00:47:06,040
that I gonna be a grandma
and they gonna talk Italian.
1066
00:47:06,171 --> 00:47:07,520
Nobody talks Italian, no?
1067
00:47:07,650 --> 00:47:09,348
They wanna be American.
1068
00:47:09,478 --> 00:47:10,610
Eh, what are you gonna do?
1069
00:47:10,740 --> 00:47:13,047
They go to school in
America, they come over
1070
00:47:13,178 --> 00:47:15,180
here and they
talk Spanish.
1071
00:47:15,310 --> 00:47:16,311
I don't understand.
1072
00:47:16,442 --> 00:47:17,747
Nobody talk Italian.
1073
00:47:17,878 --> 00:47:19,445
Tony no talk Italian,
Anthony no talk Italian,
1074
00:47:19,575 --> 00:47:20,402
Tina no talk Italian.
1075
00:48:00,573 --> 00:48:01,487
Pour some shots, come on.
1076
00:48:01,617 --> 00:48:02,575
Pour one for her, too.
1077
00:48:02,705 --> 00:48:03,315
I don't want
one right now.
1078
00:48:03,445 --> 00:48:04,577
Just take one.
1079
00:48:04,707 --> 00:48:06,057
Here's the thing...
1080
00:48:07,580 --> 00:48:11,714
Like Frank, I'm getting
into the autumn of my years.
1081
00:48:11,845 --> 00:48:13,412
Dad, keep a lid on it.
1082
00:48:13,542 --> 00:48:15,370
No, no, no, I am really.
1083
00:48:15,501 --> 00:48:17,938
And I've been breaking my
ass all my life to build a
1084
00:48:18,069 --> 00:48:20,636
respectable strip joint from
what was nothing but a...
1085
00:48:20,767 --> 00:48:23,074
But a nickel fucking peep show.
1086
00:48:23,204 --> 00:48:24,553
That's right.
1087
00:48:24,684 --> 00:48:27,817
And building you boys a damn
good home while I was at it.
1088
00:48:27,948 --> 00:48:31,430
But the thing is, I
think I've done enough.
1089
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:34,520
I wanna phase myself
out of the club.
1090
00:48:34,650 --> 00:48:38,045
So if you want it,
you can have it.
1091
00:48:43,181 --> 00:48:45,270
You gonna take that
drink now, baby?
1092
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:46,532
Wait a minute.
1093
00:48:46,662 --> 00:48:48,229
You're trying to be nice
and give this as a wedding
1094
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:50,710
gift of the most important
thing in your life.
1095
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:53,626
T, he wants me to run
a fucking strip club.
1096
00:48:53,756 --> 00:48:56,672
- Live stock and pasties.
- Dad.
1097
00:48:56,803 --> 00:48:58,500
That's the most generous thing
you've ever done in your life.
1098
00:48:58,631 --> 00:49:01,155
I mean, let Tina
and I sleep on it.
1099
00:49:01,286 --> 00:49:01,939
Oh, I'll fucking
sleep on it.
1100
00:49:02,069 --> 00:49:02,983
Fuck you.
1101
00:49:04,550 --> 00:49:06,595
There's a few little
strings attached, okay?
1102
00:49:06,726 --> 00:49:08,119
You're gonna take care
of your idiot brother,
1103
00:49:08,249 --> 00:49:09,468
Johnny, for life.
1104
00:49:09,598 --> 00:49:11,470
Put a roof over your
grandma's head, and of
1105
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:14,386
course, there's my golden
parachute, but these are
1106
00:49:14,516 --> 00:49:17,563
minor gotsies we can
work out later, alright?
1107
00:49:17,693 --> 00:49:20,261
The important thing now is
to let loose, have fun,
1108
00:49:20,392 --> 00:49:22,611
it's your wedding because
believe me, it's all
1109
00:49:22,742 --> 00:49:25,527
downhill from here, huh?
Huh? Come here.
1110
00:49:25,658 --> 00:49:26,789
- Uh, excuse me.
- Hey, hey, hey.
1111
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:28,574
Come here, Tina.
Come on.
1112
00:49:28,704 --> 00:49:29,575
Sit on daddy's lap.
1113
00:49:29,705 --> 00:49:30,968
Come here.
1114
00:49:31,098 --> 00:49:32,143
You know what, I don't
think it's a very good
1115
00:49:32,273 --> 00:49:33,448
idea right now.
1116
00:49:33,579 --> 00:49:34,362
Why, what's the matter?
1117
00:49:34,493 --> 00:49:35,450
You got a little gas?
1118
00:49:38,323 --> 00:49:39,063
Hey, where you going?
1119
00:49:39,193 --> 00:49:40,194
Come on!
1120
00:49:40,325 --> 00:49:41,369
Keep your fucking
father away from me
1121
00:49:41,500 --> 00:49:42,501
for the rest
of the night.
1122
00:49:42,631 --> 00:49:44,503
Hey, he's my dad.
1123
00:49:44,633 --> 00:49:46,635
Yeah, unfortunately.
1124
00:49:46,766 --> 00:49:48,202
Listen, he's trying
to do the right thing.
1125
00:49:48,333 --> 00:49:49,290
That club's his life.
1126
00:49:49,421 --> 00:49:50,030
His, T.
1127
00:49:50,161 --> 00:49:52,685
His, not mine or yours.
1128
00:49:52,815 --> 00:49:54,600
Do you not remember how
you told me you hated it?
1129
00:49:54,730 --> 00:49:56,428
I know, I know.
1130
00:49:56,558 --> 00:49:58,604
Listen, nothing's changed.
1131
00:49:58,734 --> 00:50:00,562
I can't wait for us
to get out of here.
1132
00:50:00,693 --> 00:50:03,348
You know, just
by ourselves.
1133
00:50:04,088 --> 00:50:05,219
Hey.
1134
00:50:05,350 --> 00:50:06,786
What's with
the long faces?
1135
00:50:06,916 --> 00:50:08,222
This is supposed to be the
happiest day of your lives.
1136
00:50:09,571 --> 00:50:11,008
What was that?
1137
00:50:11,138 --> 00:50:12,966
All I'm saying is nothing's ever
gonna be the same again.
1138
00:50:13,097 --> 00:50:15,621
That's good because things
as they are kinda suck.
1139
00:50:15,751 --> 00:50:17,797
So fucking stupid, Barry. Ugh.
1140
00:50:17,927 --> 00:50:19,538
Marina.
1141
00:50:20,495 --> 00:50:21,801
What are you guys doing?
1142
00:50:21,931 --> 00:50:23,672
Fighting already.
1143
00:50:25,718 --> 00:50:26,632
He's the cause
of all this shit.
1144
00:50:26,762 --> 00:50:27,328
I know it.
1145
00:50:27,459 --> 00:50:28,329
I'm gonna kill him.
1146
00:50:28,460 --> 00:50:30,549
Hey, just chill.
Chill, bro, chill.
1147
00:50:30,679 --> 00:50:32,594
You don't wanna spend your
honeymoon in sing sing.
1148
00:50:32,725 --> 00:50:35,771
Yeah, you'd be popping
the wrong cherries.
1149
00:50:36,772 --> 00:50:39,036
Check out the
fucking slut.
1150
00:50:40,559 --> 00:50:42,561
She's a fucking burden.
1151
00:50:49,524 --> 00:50:51,744
Now listen, do you have a
boyfriend, a special boy?
1152
00:50:51,874 --> 00:50:55,356
I do, his name's Dominic.
1153
00:50:55,487 --> 00:50:58,185
He's very hot, but he's
really kinky and sometimes
1154
00:50:58,316 --> 00:51:00,361
it's like a little
too much for me.
1155
00:51:00,492 --> 00:51:04,322
And I really like
Donnie, the band singer.
1156
00:51:04,452 --> 00:51:07,368
- Oh, he's cute, right?
- He's gorgeous.
1157
00:51:07,499 --> 00:51:10,328
Now do you think you're
going to get married to Dom?
1158
00:51:10,458 --> 00:51:11,720
I don't know.
1159
00:51:11,851 --> 00:51:14,462
Maybe someday I will,
but he wants to get me
1160
00:51:14,593 --> 00:51:17,204
pregnant and I don't wanna get
the stretch marks over here.
1161
00:51:17,335 --> 00:51:18,510
Yeah.
1162
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:20,251
Cause I already have some
on my ass and I don't
1163
00:51:20,381 --> 00:51:21,426
really like it too much.
1164
00:51:21,556 --> 00:51:23,515
- Yeah.
- So I might, I might.
1165
00:51:23,645 --> 00:51:27,345
Or maybe I'll adopt, like
a kid from, you know...
1166
00:51:27,475 --> 00:51:29,477
- Russia or something.
- Amazing.
1167
00:51:29,608 --> 00:51:30,783
I hear they have a lot
of kids over there.
1168
00:51:30,913 --> 00:51:32,176
Really?
1169
00:51:32,306 --> 00:51:33,655
That's what I heard,
that's what I was told.
1170
00:51:33,786 --> 00:51:35,396
It might not
be true though.
1171
00:51:46,886 --> 00:51:50,846
His idea of a good wedding
gift is the Animal Kingdom.
1172
00:51:50,977 --> 00:51:52,718
Your mother would freak if you
were running the strip joint, T.
1173
00:51:52,848 --> 00:51:53,893
She'd fucking
flip her lid.
1174
00:51:54,023 --> 00:51:55,068
She wouldn't be
able to handle it.
1175
00:51:55,199 --> 00:51:57,592
- Hey, Tina, bathroom?
- It's over there.
1176
00:51:59,551 --> 00:52:01,074
It makes me wonder
about, T, you know?
1177
00:52:01,205 --> 00:52:04,338
Instead of backing me up,
his wife, he's kissing up
1178
00:52:04,469 --> 00:52:05,774
to the old man.
1179
00:52:08,603 --> 00:52:09,648
Where's Tina?
1180
00:52:11,476 --> 00:52:12,781
And where's Uncle Louie?
1181
00:52:12,912 --> 00:52:14,914
He went, you know...
1182
00:52:15,044 --> 00:52:16,829
By himself?
1183
00:52:18,483 --> 00:52:19,788
I think I'm drunk.
1184
00:52:20,572 --> 00:52:22,356
Say a prayer.
1185
00:52:22,835 --> 00:52:24,576
Find him.
1186
00:52:35,543 --> 00:52:36,544
Shit.
1187
00:52:36,675 --> 00:52:38,024
Alright, that's enough, Donna.
1188
00:52:38,155 --> 00:52:39,417
Listen to me, you
one hit pussy.
1189
00:52:39,547 --> 00:52:40,244
Stop!
1190
00:52:40,374 --> 00:52:41,332
Ow!
1191
00:52:41,462 --> 00:52:42,463
Fuck.
1192
00:52:43,551 --> 00:52:44,813
Fuck!
1193
00:52:44,944 --> 00:52:45,945
Sit down.
1194
00:52:46,075 --> 00:52:47,338
- Sit down, Donna.
- Fuck you.
1195
00:52:47,947 --> 00:52:49,514
Sit down.
1196
00:52:49,644 --> 00:52:50,863
Get the fuck out of here! Go!
1197
00:52:50,993 --> 00:52:52,647
Get the fuck back!
1198
00:52:53,822 --> 00:52:55,650
Listen to me, Donna.
1199
00:52:55,781 --> 00:52:56,956
Everybody who fucking
sees you running around
1200
00:52:57,086 --> 00:52:57,957
that fucking faggot
1201
00:53:00,046 --> 00:53:01,613
- Do you know what that makes me?
- What?
1202
00:53:01,743 --> 00:53:02,962
It fucking makes me
an asshole, Donna.
1203
00:53:03,092 --> 00:53:04,659
You know what, Dom?
1204
00:53:04,790 --> 00:53:06,270
You are a fucking asshole.
1205
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:10,404
What the fuck you...
Donna!
1206
00:53:10,535 --> 00:53:12,014
Just fucking please stop.
1207
00:53:12,145 --> 00:53:14,452
Please fucking stop
dancing with him, okay?
1208
00:53:14,582 --> 00:53:16,584
You're making me look
fucking ridiculous.
1209
00:53:16,715 --> 00:53:17,629
What?
1210
00:53:17,759 --> 00:53:19,326
What? What's so
fucking funny?
1211
00:53:19,457 --> 00:53:20,849
Come here, baby.
Come here.
1212
00:53:21,981 --> 00:53:22,808
I love you, baby.
1213
00:53:22,938 --> 00:53:25,245
Hey, go.
Fucking go.
1214
00:53:26,768 --> 00:53:27,943
Uncle Louie!
1215
00:53:28,727 --> 00:53:30,511
Oh my god, he's peeing
in the holy water!
1216
00:53:31,730 --> 00:53:33,514
Uncle Louie!
1217
00:53:35,124 --> 00:53:37,475
No more diaper for me.
1218
00:53:37,605 --> 00:53:38,867
I'm a man.
1219
00:53:40,608 --> 00:53:42,915
Oh my god.
1220
00:53:43,045 --> 00:53:44,917
Wait till I tell everyone!
1221
00:53:48,137 --> 00:53:49,313
Joey, what's wrong?
1222
00:53:49,443 --> 00:53:50,052
It's Uncle Louie.
1223
00:53:50,183 --> 00:53:51,706
He peed the fountain.
1224
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:57,495
Don't say a word or Vinnie
won't return our deposit.
1225
00:53:58,713 --> 00:54:01,020
How's everybody doing?
1226
00:54:01,150 --> 00:54:03,457
Here's a blast
from our past.
1227
00:54:03,588 --> 00:54:08,854
Our first number one hit
in Japan, I Believe In You.
1228
00:54:18,037 --> 00:54:18,907
I'm cutting in.
1229
00:54:19,865 --> 00:54:21,519
I'm cutting in.
1230
00:54:45,630 --> 00:54:46,979
Okay, Michael,
you're drooling on me.
1231
00:54:47,109 --> 00:54:47,893
Sorry.
1232
00:54:48,023 --> 00:54:49,808
Sorry.
1233
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:54,421
I can't stop thinking
of you like that, Tina.
1234
00:54:54,552 --> 00:54:56,075
In that way.
1235
00:54:56,858 --> 00:54:58,730
But we were only
together once.
1236
00:55:00,645 --> 00:55:02,734
I live with so
much regret.
1237
00:55:02,864 --> 00:55:07,304
Tina, I desire
you all the time.
1238
00:55:07,869 --> 00:55:09,523
I'm so sorry.
1239
00:55:09,654 --> 00:55:11,786
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
1240
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:14,528
Hey, Tony.
1241
00:55:15,094 --> 00:55:16,356
Yeah, I know.
1242
00:55:18,184 --> 00:55:19,968
She's dancing
with that freak.
1243
00:55:20,099 --> 00:55:22,014
She's just trying
to make you jealous.
1244
00:55:22,144 --> 00:55:23,755
Yeah, like that'll work.
1245
00:55:29,021 --> 00:55:30,805
Okay, alright.
1246
00:55:32,067 --> 00:55:34,461
- Alright, okay.
- Sorry, sorry.
1247
00:55:37,638 --> 00:55:39,727
- Okay, two shots please.
- Uh oh.
1248
00:55:39,858 --> 00:55:40,989
Come on, come on.
Zip Dick, let's go.
1249
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:42,382
- Hey...
- Come on, Zip.
1250
00:55:42,513 --> 00:55:44,776
Don't be hanging around
with that dick anymore.
1251
00:55:44,906 --> 00:55:46,212
Don't talk to me
like that, alright?
1252
00:55:46,343 --> 00:55:47,387
You're not my
fucking mother.
1253
00:55:47,518 --> 00:55:47,822
There you go, sweetheart.
1254
00:55:47,953 --> 00:55:48,780
Thank you.
1255
00:55:51,870 --> 00:55:57,702
They're wonderful kids,
but this language...
1256
00:55:57,832 --> 00:55:59,181
It worries me.
1257
00:55:59,312 --> 00:56:02,663
I mean, I never been
married, but I have great
1258
00:56:02,794 --> 00:56:04,970
respect for women.
1259
00:56:05,100 --> 00:56:07,973
And I do not like...
1260
00:56:08,103 --> 00:56:09,888
Will they hear this?
1261
00:56:10,018 --> 00:56:12,847
I do not like to
hear women swear.
1262
00:56:12,978 --> 00:56:16,982
It bothers me terrible
because you know a woman
1263
00:56:17,112 --> 00:56:19,767
is a wonderful thing.
1264
00:56:19,898 --> 00:56:22,248
And a man is a
good thing, too.
1265
00:56:22,379 --> 00:56:24,163
A man, I suppose,
they swear...
1266
00:56:24,293 --> 00:56:27,819
I mean, they would on the
baseball field, they spit,
1267
00:56:27,949 --> 00:56:28,863
they swear.
1268
00:56:28,994 --> 00:56:29,603
I don't know.
1269
00:56:29,734 --> 00:56:32,867
That's alright, but uh...
1270
00:56:32,998 --> 00:56:34,739
Women are beautiful.
1271
00:56:34,869 --> 00:56:35,957
They are madonnas.
1272
00:56:36,088 --> 00:56:37,089
You know what I'm saying?
1273
00:56:39,265 --> 00:56:40,440
Oh my god!
1274
00:56:40,571 --> 00:56:41,833
- Joey, not on my dress!
- Not on my dress!
1275
00:56:41,963 --> 00:56:43,791
No, stop it.
1276
00:56:45,184 --> 00:56:46,446
- Louie peed in the fountain.
- Peed in the fountain.
1277
00:56:47,534 --> 00:56:49,101
Uncle Louie peed
in the fountain!
1278
00:56:50,450 --> 00:56:52,409
Uncle Louie peed
in the holy water.
1279
00:56:54,193 --> 00:56:56,151
A toast to the Nunzios!
1280
00:56:58,197 --> 00:56:59,067
Alright, I'll
get you another one.
1281
00:56:59,198 --> 00:57:00,765
You want another one?
1282
00:57:00,895 --> 00:57:03,811
I'd like to propose a
toast to the Vitales!
1283
00:57:03,942 --> 00:57:05,160
Alright?
Get me another drink.
1284
00:57:05,291 --> 00:57:09,338
- To the Vitales!
- To the Vitales!
1285
00:57:09,469 --> 00:57:10,905
Oh, Connie!
Connie, Connie, Connie!
1286
00:57:11,036 --> 00:57:11,689
You should do the next
toast cause you're the
1287
00:57:11,819 --> 00:57:12,994
maid of honor.
1288
00:57:13,125 --> 00:57:14,605
Yeah, Connie, come on.
You're my maid of honor.
1289
00:57:14,735 --> 00:57:16,520
Cut me a break, I'm tired.
1290
00:57:16,650 --> 00:57:18,086
Connie, you're
my maid of honor.
1291
00:57:18,217 --> 00:57:20,785
I'm pregnant, Tina.
1292
00:57:20,915 --> 00:57:23,483
Well not too fucking
pregnant to be drinking.
1293
00:57:24,223 --> 00:57:25,659
Listen, little girl.
1294
00:57:25,790 --> 00:57:28,183
My mother drank, I drank.
1295
00:57:28,314 --> 00:57:30,621
Your mother yaps, you yap.
1296
00:57:30,751 --> 00:57:33,537
Like mother,
like daughter.
1297
00:57:34,929 --> 00:57:36,453
You're fired.
1298
00:57:38,019 --> 00:57:40,065
Donna, you're my
new maid of honor.
1299
00:57:40,892 --> 00:57:42,154
Why can't I be the
new maid of honor?
1300
00:57:42,284 --> 00:57:43,851
You're it next
wedding, I promise.
1301
00:57:43,982 --> 00:57:45,070
Come on, get
your glasses up.
1302
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:47,638
Come on. Shut the fuck up.
She's giving a toast.
1303
00:57:47,768 --> 00:57:48,726
Okay, get your glasses up.
1304
00:57:48,856 --> 00:57:49,814
Shut up!
1305
00:57:52,164 --> 00:57:52,947
Shh! Donna's making a toast.
1306
00:57:53,078 --> 00:57:55,820
To Tina.
1307
00:57:55,950 --> 00:58:01,608
You're a righteous girl and
I've been you're oldest friend.
1308
00:58:01,739 --> 00:58:03,784
I love you.
1309
00:58:04,437 --> 00:58:06,831
I swear to god I
would eat your vomit.
1310
00:58:06,961 --> 00:58:07,919
- Aww!
- Aww!
1311
00:58:08,049 --> 00:58:09,268
Check please!
1312
00:58:09,398 --> 00:58:10,704
That's a beautiful sentiment.
1313
00:58:10,835 --> 00:58:12,967
That's a great
fucking toast.
1314
00:58:13,098 --> 00:58:14,795
You're having a baby.
1315
00:58:14,926 --> 00:58:15,840
Two weeks.
1316
00:58:17,232 --> 00:58:19,147
Two weeks. I know, I know
she's gonna be a girl.
1317
00:58:19,278 --> 00:58:20,714
I just, I know it.
1318
00:58:20,845 --> 00:58:22,890
And I her name's
gonna be Angela.
1319
00:58:23,021 --> 00:58:24,675
Oh, I love that name.
1320
00:58:24,805 --> 00:58:26,633
I have a pig named Angela.
1321
00:58:26,764 --> 00:58:28,026
You do?
1322
00:58:28,156 --> 00:58:29,941
But she's blind, and she has
one leg, but that's okay.
1323
00:58:30,071 --> 00:58:31,551
My baby's not
gonna have one leg.
1324
00:58:31,682 --> 00:58:32,770
My baby's gonna fine.
1325
00:58:32,900 --> 00:58:33,858
My baby's gonna be healthy,
and you know what?
1326
00:58:33,988 --> 00:58:36,991
There is nothing, nothing
proven about if you smoke
1327
00:58:37,122 --> 00:58:38,776
or if you drink it's gonna
do something to your kid.
1328
00:58:38,906 --> 00:58:41,213
Alright, it's
not gonna happen.
1329
00:58:41,343 --> 00:58:43,041
I didn't say that.
1330
00:59:08,109 --> 00:59:09,154
So he's as drunk
as a skunk.
1331
00:59:09,284 --> 00:59:10,329
How old was he, Nunzi?
1332
00:59:14,159 --> 00:59:15,726
So anyway, I open up
the bar to these three
1333
00:59:15,856 --> 00:59:16,770
little pricks, right?
1334
00:59:16,901 --> 00:59:18,032
Johhny, Dom, and Barry.
1335
00:59:18,163 --> 00:59:21,035
They're all fucked up,
hammered, demolished.
1336
00:59:21,166 --> 00:59:23,342
But I finally get them
to go the fuck home, and
1337
00:59:23,472 --> 00:59:24,648
there's Tony sitting
there all alone.
1338
00:59:24,778 --> 00:59:26,127
- Remember this?
- Yeah.
1339
00:59:26,258 --> 00:59:27,564
So I go up to
him and I go.
1340
00:59:27,694 --> 00:59:29,087
Yoo-hoo!
1341
00:59:29,217 --> 00:59:30,131
You want something who will
have some fun with you, right?
1342
00:59:33,134 --> 00:59:35,789
And standing there right before
him, are three whores I got
1343
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:37,748
not wearing a fucking stitch.
1344
00:59:37,878 --> 00:59:40,054
His face hits the floor.
1345
00:59:40,185 --> 00:59:41,621
Right? So I figured
I'd leave him alone.
1346
00:59:41,752 --> 00:59:42,666
What would you do?
1347
00:59:42,796 --> 00:59:44,798
Alright, you're 13,
open bar,
1348
00:59:44,929 --> 00:59:46,408
- three whores at your command.
- Bang.
1349
00:59:46,539 --> 00:59:50,804
I go away, I come back,
this little prick he's
1350
00:59:50,935 --> 00:59:53,111
passed out on the bull
machine and his skivvies
1351
00:59:53,241 --> 00:59:56,114
and the girls are playing
Caribbean poker or some shit.
1352
00:59:56,244 --> 00:59:58,769
Oh no!
1353
00:59:58,899 --> 01:00:01,119
He never got it
up, they say.
1354
01:00:01,249 --> 01:00:02,990
So I say, oh yeah?
1355
01:00:03,121 --> 01:00:05,993
Well you god damn
bet his daddy will!
1356
01:00:09,562 --> 01:00:11,259
Fucking with my joke?
1357
01:00:12,304 --> 01:00:13,958
I guess it just came out.
1358
01:00:14,088 --> 01:00:17,091
Ah, Nunz, the kid don't
mean nothing by it. It's...
1359
01:00:17,222 --> 01:00:19,833
You embarrass me in
front of the shwim?
1360
01:00:19,964 --> 01:00:21,705
I'm just a little
tired of that story.
1361
01:00:24,359 --> 01:00:26,274
You respect your father.
1362
01:00:29,538 --> 01:00:31,105
So anyway.
1363
01:00:31,236 --> 01:00:34,021
I take him upstairs and they
earned their fucking money.
1364
01:00:34,152 --> 01:00:35,632
Oh, there you go.
Talk about earnest!
1365
01:00:35,762 --> 01:00:36,763
Whoa, fuck that!
1366
01:00:38,112 --> 01:00:39,026
What the fuck you doing?
1367
01:00:39,157 --> 01:00:41,289
What's fucking
wrong with you?
1368
01:00:44,423 --> 01:00:45,990
Michael, Michael.
1369
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:48,035
Hey, you like to
smoke weed, right?
1370
01:00:48,557 --> 01:00:49,471
Alright, look.
1371
01:00:49,602 --> 01:00:52,474
This is for you, okay?
1372
01:00:52,605 --> 01:00:55,695
But it's really weak so I want
you smoke the thing, okay?
1373
01:00:55,826 --> 01:00:56,870
Oh, Barry, man.
1374
01:00:57,001 --> 01:00:58,959
You're the coolest.
1375
01:00:59,090 --> 01:01:01,179
You're so much smarter than
these other guys, man.
1376
01:01:02,397 --> 01:01:04,617
You know, I was always
baffled how you keep a
1377
01:01:04,748 --> 01:01:08,360
straight job, and you know,
push pot at the same time.
1378
01:01:14,105 --> 01:01:16,324
Just keep her at home so
she never cheats on you.
1379
01:01:16,455 --> 01:01:17,935
She never cheated on me.
1380
01:01:18,065 --> 01:01:19,240
Not yet.
1381
01:01:19,371 --> 01:01:20,851
Hey.
1382
01:01:20,981 --> 01:01:23,288
A lifetime of teaching
whores how to dance
1383
01:01:23,418 --> 01:01:25,116
doesn't make you
an expert on women.
1384
01:01:25,246 --> 01:01:26,334
Not Tina anyway.
1385
01:01:26,465 --> 01:01:28,989
Let me tell you
something, kid, alright?
1386
01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:32,210
Every bad quality a
woman has gets bigger
1387
01:01:32,340 --> 01:01:34,255
when they get married.
1388
01:01:34,386 --> 01:01:35,996
Listen to your old man.
1389
01:01:36,127 --> 01:01:37,171
Absolutely.
1390
01:01:42,046 --> 01:01:42,742
Barry.
1391
01:01:42,873 --> 01:01:45,266
Hey, Nunz,
where you going?
1392
01:01:45,397 --> 01:01:47,573
I thought you were
getting rid of him.
1393
01:01:47,704 --> 01:01:49,444
If this guy's as stupid as
I think he is, he's gonna
1394
01:01:49,575 --> 01:01:51,316
be comatose in about ten
minutes and then we'll
1395
01:01:51,446 --> 01:01:53,492
just pick him up and we'll
lock him in his van.
1396
01:01:53,622 --> 01:01:56,713
Listen, this place
is scaring me, okay?
1397
01:01:56,843 --> 01:01:59,367
We gotta wrap this thing up
before all hell breaks loose.
1398
01:01:59,498 --> 01:02:01,021
I mean it.
1399
01:02:01,152 --> 01:02:02,022
Hey, you guys remember
that time at the Animal
1400
01:02:02,153 --> 01:02:04,677
Kingdom when that guy
lit himself on fire.
1401
01:02:04,808 --> 01:02:06,461
Hey, hey, cut the shit.
Cut the shit.
1402
01:02:06,592 --> 01:02:08,246
I'm serious.
1403
01:02:08,376 --> 01:02:09,900
That's what I'm
talking about.
1404
01:02:10,030 --> 01:02:11,858
- So...
- Barry!
1405
01:02:11,989 --> 01:02:14,034
- Holy moley.
- Jesus.
1406
01:02:14,165 --> 01:02:17,168
She's a nightmare since
she got pregnant.
1407
01:02:17,298 --> 01:02:19,083
I'm gonna give you one piece
of wedding advice, Tony.
1408
01:02:19,213 --> 01:02:20,737
Wear a rubber.
1409
01:02:22,651 --> 01:02:26,003
Now how do you feel
about being a father?
1410
01:02:26,133 --> 01:02:28,005
- Oh shit.
- You're going to have a baby.
1411
01:02:28,135 --> 01:02:29,310
Tell me about it.
1412
01:02:32,009 --> 01:02:32,749
Whatever, it's cool.
1413
01:02:32,879 --> 01:02:34,272
You know, things
gotta change.
1414
01:02:35,142 --> 01:02:37,536
Look, Connie's
a great girl.
1415
01:02:37,666 --> 01:02:41,018
She's a great girl
and uh, you know?
1416
01:02:41,148 --> 01:02:43,063
We're gonna have
a kid and uh...
1417
01:02:43,194 --> 01:02:44,456
That's cool.
1418
01:02:44,586 --> 01:02:46,588
Do you have any names
picked out for them if
1419
01:02:46,719 --> 01:02:48,852
it's a boy or a girl?
1420
01:02:48,982 --> 01:02:51,202
I was thinking
maybe like Jimmy.
1421
01:02:53,334 --> 01:02:54,509
That's a nice name.
That's my...
1422
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:55,989
I have a cousin
named Jimmy.
1423
01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:58,513
- Yeah?
- Yes, we call him Jaime.
1424
01:02:58,644 --> 01:02:59,950
He's a midget.
1425
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:00,864
He's very short.
1426
01:03:00,994 --> 01:03:02,082
What the fuck you
talking about?
1427
01:03:02,213 --> 01:03:03,562
No, I'm just saying.
1428
01:03:03,692 --> 01:03:04,563
I have somebody in my family
that was named Jimmy.
1429
01:03:04,693 --> 01:03:05,433
That's a very nice name.
1430
01:03:05,564 --> 01:03:07,784
Now what if it's a girl?
1431
01:03:12,571 --> 01:03:13,877
I came up with Jimmy.
1432
01:03:14,007 --> 01:03:15,400
That's all I came up with.
1433
01:03:19,273 --> 01:03:22,363
Father Mark,
no one likes me.
1434
01:03:23,495 --> 01:03:25,453
It's true.
1435
01:03:25,584 --> 01:03:28,108
I mean, even Tina and
Donna only kept me around
1436
01:03:28,239 --> 01:03:32,591
cause I had a credit
card or I had a car.
1437
01:03:32,721 --> 01:03:36,464
They both owe me
so much money.
1438
01:03:39,119 --> 01:03:40,077
You know what though?
1439
01:03:40,860 --> 01:03:43,907
Without them,
I'd have nothing.
1440
01:03:44,037 --> 01:03:45,299
No one.
1441
01:03:49,173 --> 01:03:50,304
Will you dance with me?
1442
01:03:51,349 --> 01:03:52,829
Please, it's
the Tarantella.
1443
01:03:52,959 --> 01:03:53,438
Come on!
1444
01:03:53,568 --> 01:03:54,613
Please.
1445
01:03:54,743 --> 01:03:55,962
Come on. I'll
teach it to you.
1446
01:03:56,093 --> 01:03:57,181
It's fun.
1447
01:03:57,311 --> 01:03:58,312
Come on, please.
1448
01:03:58,443 --> 01:03:59,531
Come on!
1449
01:04:36,350 --> 01:04:37,699
Ma, ma!
1450
01:04:37,830 --> 01:04:40,224
Sal! Sal, get in here and
take pictures of my daughter.
1451
01:04:40,354 --> 01:04:42,313
Right now.
1452
01:04:51,061 --> 01:04:52,671
Nunzio. Nunzio.
1453
01:04:52,801 --> 01:04:55,065
Get your kid in
here to dance.
1454
01:04:55,195 --> 01:04:56,501
Anthony, get in here.
1455
01:04:56,631 --> 01:04:58,068
Come on.
1456
01:05:06,815 --> 01:05:08,208
Are you happy now?
1457
01:05:08,339 --> 01:05:09,557
Let's dance.
1458
01:05:09,688 --> 01:05:10,558
What happened to you?
1459
01:05:10,689 --> 01:05:11,298
What the fuck
happened to me?
1460
01:05:11,429 --> 01:05:12,647
Why are you here
all of a sudden?
1461
01:05:12,778 --> 01:05:14,519
What, too busy at
the fucking bar?
1462
01:05:16,738 --> 01:05:20,438
Thank you, Donnie Dulce for
that wonderful Tarantella.
1463
01:05:20,568 --> 01:05:22,919
And now folks, let's all
take our seats because the
1464
01:05:23,049 --> 01:05:26,444
magnificent wedding cake
is just around the corner.
1465
01:05:26,574 --> 01:05:30,056
My gladiators and slave
girls are happy to get you
1466
01:05:30,187 --> 01:05:31,362
anything you need.
1467
01:05:31,492 --> 01:05:33,799
Fellatio, grab
bags, myopia.
1468
01:05:33,930 --> 01:05:35,757
They're all here
to serve you.
1469
01:05:35,888 --> 01:05:37,672
Tina, you alright?
1470
01:05:37,803 --> 01:05:42,155
Listen, what did the Nunzio's
get you as a wedding gift?
1471
01:05:42,286 --> 01:05:43,591
The Animal Kingdom.
1472
01:05:44,505 --> 01:05:45,985
What?
1473
01:05:46,638 --> 01:05:47,769
- Oh my god!
- Hit him!
1474
01:05:47,900 --> 01:05:49,206
Fucking freak!
1475
01:05:52,426 --> 01:05:53,427
He's chimping, man.
1476
01:05:53,558 --> 01:05:55,038
He's fucked. I'm gonna
get him to his van.
1477
01:05:55,168 --> 01:05:55,952
Tina!
1478
01:05:57,649 --> 01:05:59,303
Let's not fight.
1479
01:05:59,433 --> 01:06:02,393
Italians are lovers
not fighters.
1480
01:06:02,523 --> 01:06:05,265
Hey, do you know why the
Italians lost the war?
1481
01:06:05,396 --> 01:06:06,701
They used spaghetti
instead of shells.
1482
01:06:09,574 --> 01:06:11,619
Hey, where are my
Jewish friends tonight?
1483
01:06:11,750 --> 01:06:13,665
You heard the one about
the Jewish kid who comes
1484
01:06:13,795 --> 01:06:16,363
home, he says, "Ma, I just
got part of the husband in
1485
01:06:16,494 --> 01:06:17,799
the school play."
1486
01:06:17,930 --> 01:06:19,453
She says, "you go back
and tell them you want a
1487
01:06:19,584 --> 01:06:20,367
speaking role!"
1488
01:06:22,543 --> 01:06:26,330
Speaking of Jews, you know why
they can't keep Jews in jail?
1489
01:06:26,460 --> 01:06:27,548
They eat lox.
1490
01:06:29,202 --> 01:06:30,160
Shut the fuck up.
1491
01:06:30,290 --> 01:06:31,813
Thank you. God bless.
1492
01:06:31,944 --> 01:06:33,511
I have a wonderful
memory of Tina.
1493
01:06:33,641 --> 01:06:36,775
I was saying a rosary
once and I was using a
1494
01:06:36,905 --> 01:06:39,996
particular rosary
that's very rough.
1495
01:06:40,126 --> 01:06:43,347
And my fingers were
getting slightly bloody
1496
01:06:43,477 --> 01:06:48,830
and Tina, she was about
three at the time, came up
1497
01:06:48,961 --> 01:06:51,355
and kissed every single
one of my fingers so that
1498
01:06:51,485 --> 01:06:52,356
it wouldn't bleed anymore.
1499
01:06:52,486 --> 01:06:54,097
Isn't that beautiful?
1500
01:06:57,709 --> 01:06:59,537
You guys had sex,
didn't you?
1501
01:06:59,667 --> 01:07:01,278
T, knock it off, alright?
1502
01:07:01,408 --> 01:07:03,367
Why are you always
defending him?
1503
01:07:03,497 --> 01:07:06,805
What kind of hold does
that freak have on you?
1504
01:07:06,935 --> 01:07:09,416
What kind of hold does
your daddy have on you?
1505
01:07:09,547 --> 01:07:10,765
Where did that come from?
1506
01:07:10,896 --> 01:07:13,029
Tina, I wanna see you now.
1507
01:07:13,159 --> 01:07:14,204
Alone.
1508
01:07:14,334 --> 01:07:16,380
Ma, I'm talking to Tony.
1509
01:07:18,599 --> 01:07:19,687
I'm all set.
1510
01:07:21,602 --> 01:07:23,213
Tina.
1511
01:07:23,343 --> 01:07:27,304
I'm gonna teach you
how to handle your man.
1512
01:07:30,046 --> 01:07:31,699
Ma, chill out, alright?
1513
01:07:31,830 --> 01:07:34,354
Do you think I really
wanna run a nudie bar?
1514
01:07:35,616 --> 01:07:36,487
I was just wanna
go to the bathroom.
1515
01:07:36,617 --> 01:07:37,662
Not yet.
1516
01:07:37,792 --> 01:07:39,403
What?
1517
01:07:39,533 --> 01:07:41,057
What do you mean, what?
1518
01:07:41,187 --> 01:07:43,842
I wanna know what, what,
what you feel about this
1519
01:07:43,972 --> 01:07:46,410
whole club business?
1520
01:07:46,540 --> 01:07:47,628
Why'd you tell her for?
1521
01:07:47,759 --> 01:07:49,804
Oh, you were gonna
keep it a secret?
1522
01:07:49,935 --> 01:07:51,980
No, I just thought that
since we were married maybe...
1523
01:07:52,111 --> 01:07:56,333
Oh heaven forbid,
we should delve into your
1524
01:07:56,463 --> 01:07:59,640
life coven here
with my daughter!
1525
01:07:59,771 --> 01:08:02,339
Well T, I told her
because she's my mother.
1526
01:08:03,122 --> 01:08:04,950
Is this what I got
to look forward to?
1527
01:08:05,081 --> 01:08:08,388
What, cause now I'm a Nunzio
I can't talk to my mother?
1528
01:08:09,041 --> 01:08:09,694
I just wanna go
to the bathroom.
1529
01:08:09,824 --> 01:08:11,913
Look Tony, I know
you understand.
1530
01:08:12,044 --> 01:08:15,700
You really understand how we
accept and work, you know?
1531
01:08:15,830 --> 01:08:17,354
Accept these things of
your father's business,
1532
01:08:17,484 --> 01:08:18,398
but you know?
1533
01:08:18,529 --> 01:08:21,923
I-I-I gotta tell
you, had I known...
1534
01:08:22,054 --> 01:08:23,751
and I know I speak
for Uncle Louie, too.
1535
01:08:23,882 --> 01:08:26,928
Had I known that this was
gonna turn out like this,
1536
01:08:27,059 --> 01:08:29,670
I never would've given my
blessing to this marriage.
1537
01:08:29,801 --> 01:08:34,545
Having you drag my Tina,
my Tina down...
1538
01:08:34,675 --> 01:08:36,155
Ma, shut up!
1539
01:08:38,375 --> 01:08:40,725
Oh my god!
1540
01:08:42,466 --> 01:08:43,684
I swallowed my gum.
1541
01:08:43,815 --> 01:08:46,731
Filth! Swimming in filth!
1542
01:08:46,861 --> 01:08:48,385
Aunt Josie!
1543
01:08:48,515 --> 01:08:50,996
And Aunt Clare,
Sister Clare!
1544
01:08:51,127 --> 01:08:53,303
I just came in to do
my afternoon prayers.
1545
01:08:53,433 --> 01:08:54,826
Sin, sin, sin, sin, sin.
1546
01:08:54,956 --> 01:08:56,828
- Father Mark!
- Hey.
1547
01:08:56,958 --> 01:08:58,395
What the fuck's going on?
1548
01:09:00,223 --> 01:09:02,399
Thank you both so fucking much
for ruining my wedding day.
1549
01:09:02,529 --> 01:09:04,270
Maddy, you fucking
deserve him.
1550
01:09:04,401 --> 01:09:05,184
I'm sorry, Tina.
1551
01:09:09,014 --> 01:09:09,928
What the!
1552
01:09:10,058 --> 01:09:11,799
In front of the
penguin, dad?
1553
01:09:11,930 --> 01:09:13,975
Oh yeah, thanks a lot!
1554
01:09:14,106 --> 01:09:16,413
Another wasted
friggin' erection.
1555
01:09:20,112 --> 01:09:23,550
What is the situation with
you and Tony's father?
1556
01:09:23,681 --> 01:09:25,291
What is going on there?
1557
01:09:25,422 --> 01:09:26,466
You had to bring that up?
1558
01:09:26,597 --> 01:09:28,512
Sorry.
1559
01:09:28,642 --> 01:09:31,384
He's a difficult
man, you know?
1560
01:09:31,515 --> 01:09:33,647
Long time ago we had a...
1561
01:09:35,127 --> 01:09:36,302
Ooh, you had
relations with him.
1562
01:09:36,433 --> 01:09:38,348
- No, no, god, no!
- No?
1563
01:09:38,478 --> 01:09:39,653
Did you ever kiss him?
1564
01:09:39,784 --> 01:09:41,655
- No, well...
- No?
1565
01:09:41,786 --> 01:09:43,353
No, I never kissed him. I...
1566
01:09:43,483 --> 01:09:44,789
Are you sure,
Mrs. Vitale?
1567
01:09:44,919 --> 01:09:45,964
- You seem a little...
- I'm sure.
1568
01:09:46,094 --> 01:09:47,531
No, no, no.
I never kissed him.
1569
01:09:47,661 --> 01:09:49,663
I mean, you know, it was a
flirting thing in high school.
1570
01:09:49,794 --> 01:09:51,839
I liked him, he liked
me, but then Vito came.
1571
01:09:51,970 --> 01:09:52,971
Vito, my Vito.
1572
01:09:53,101 --> 01:09:55,060
Vito, I miss you so much.
1573
01:09:55,191 --> 01:09:57,454
You should be here on our
daughter's wedding day,
1574
01:09:57,584 --> 01:09:59,543
but it's alright.
1575
01:09:59,673 --> 01:10:01,022
Do you think he would
be proud of her today?
1576
01:10:01,153 --> 01:10:02,850
He would be so proud.
My Tina's so gorgeous.
1577
01:10:02,981 --> 01:10:04,200
Tina, I love you.
1578
01:10:04,330 --> 01:10:06,637
You are so beautiful, my
one and only daughter.
1579
01:10:06,767 --> 01:10:07,855
Father Mark!
1580
01:10:07,986 --> 01:10:09,640
I need to confess.
1581
01:10:09,770 --> 01:10:10,989
Josie Vitale.
1582
01:10:11,119 --> 01:10:12,512
Come on, Josie.
1583
01:10:12,643 --> 01:10:13,818
Santa Lucia.
1584
01:10:13,948 --> 01:10:16,560
Ladies and gentlemen,
Josephina Vitale has the
1585
01:10:16,690 --> 01:10:17,865
- voice of an angel.
- Ma, ma!
1586
01:10:17,996 --> 01:10:20,433
She's the soloist
in her church choir.
1587
01:10:20,564 --> 01:10:21,956
Let's have a warm
round of applause...
1588
01:10:22,087 --> 01:10:23,436
Oh, no, ma.
Ma, no, no.
1589
01:10:23,567 --> 01:10:24,220
I really don't want it.
1590
01:10:24,350 --> 01:10:26,874
Tina, smile.
1591
01:10:27,005 --> 01:10:28,833
Smile, this is the
happiest day of your life.
1592
01:10:28,963 --> 01:10:29,834
Come on.
1593
01:10:29,964 --> 01:10:31,531
Ma, ma, ma!
1594
01:10:32,837 --> 01:10:33,794
Come on!
1595
01:10:33,925 --> 01:10:35,274
Have you seen
those Menudo boys?
1596
01:10:35,405 --> 01:10:37,233
I mean, my god, you know?
1597
01:10:37,363 --> 01:10:38,538
Joey.
1598
01:10:44,109 --> 01:10:45,806
Tony...
1599
01:10:45,937 --> 01:10:48,635
The Vitales dedicate
this to you.
1600
01:10:48,766 --> 01:10:51,508
Welcome to the
family, God bless.
1601
01:10:51,638 --> 01:10:55,381
And now ladies and
gentlemen, the Dolcetones
1602
01:10:55,512 --> 01:10:56,861
of Josephina Vitale.
1603
01:10:56,991 --> 01:10:58,602
Aww.
1604
01:10:58,732 --> 01:10:59,777
Thank you, Vinnie.
1605
01:10:59,907 --> 01:11:00,865
Thank you so much.
1606
01:11:00,995 --> 01:11:02,519
My pleasure.
1607
01:11:02,649 --> 01:11:05,435
Thank you, thank
you so much.
1608
01:11:05,565 --> 01:11:06,523
Oh God.
1609
01:11:06,653 --> 01:11:08,568
Uh...
1610
01:11:08,699 --> 01:11:13,007
You know, I wanna dedicate
this song to my beautiful
1611
01:11:13,138 --> 01:11:14,444
daughter, Tina.
1612
01:11:14,574 --> 01:11:16,620
You know, my mother sang
it to me at my wedding,
1613
01:11:16,750 --> 01:11:18,752
her mother sang it to her
at her wedding, her mother
1614
01:11:18,883 --> 01:11:19,753
sang it to...
1615
01:11:19,884 --> 01:11:22,582
Well, you get the idea.
1616
01:12:40,747 --> 01:12:42,401
Thank you.
1617
01:12:43,881 --> 01:12:44,925
Thank you.
1618
01:12:45,056 --> 01:12:45,752
What'd you think of
Tina's reception?
1619
01:12:45,883 --> 01:12:47,145
Beautiful.
1620
01:12:47,275 --> 01:12:47,928
It's all I have to say.
1621
01:12:48,059 --> 01:12:49,321
Gorgeous.
1622
01:12:49,452 --> 01:12:52,411
I know myself knowing I'm
an image person and I work
1623
01:12:52,542 --> 01:12:54,065
with a lot of design.
1624
01:12:54,195 --> 01:12:58,678
Shape, color,
tone, volume.
1625
01:12:58,809 --> 01:13:00,245
I'm being...
1626
01:13:00,376 --> 01:13:03,248
I'm studying to be a one-hour
photo lab technician.
1627
01:13:03,379 --> 01:13:06,817
So I understand magazines,
glossy periodicals and I
1628
01:13:06,947 --> 01:13:09,602
can see from the design of
this that what she's made
1629
01:13:09,733 --> 01:13:12,736
here is something
to be remembered.
1630
01:13:12,866 --> 01:13:15,565
And I know I will.
1631
01:13:15,695 --> 01:13:17,523
And I hope she does.
1632
01:13:17,915 --> 01:13:19,003
Sal, where are you?
Come on.
1633
01:13:19,133 --> 01:13:20,178
Get up here and
take pictures.
1634
01:13:20,308 --> 01:13:22,136
I'm paying you to
take pictures.
1635
01:13:23,311 --> 01:13:25,662
Now the rest of yous,
you give a dollar, ten
1636
01:13:25,792 --> 01:13:28,273
dollars, twenty dollars,
in exchange for a dance
1637
01:13:28,404 --> 01:13:29,796
with the bride
and groom, alright?
1638
01:13:29,927 --> 01:13:31,058
Okay, line up, line up.
1639
01:13:32,016 --> 01:13:33,191
- Ma.
- Oh, look!
1640
01:13:33,321 --> 01:13:40,285
Uncle Louie gave $20 and
grandma Nunzio a dollar.
1641
01:13:40,416 --> 01:13:42,026
You're acting
like an idiot.
1642
01:13:42,156 --> 01:13:43,854
So what else is new?
1643
01:13:45,203 --> 01:13:47,031
You're my wife now.
1644
01:13:47,161 --> 01:13:48,728
Doesn't mean you
fucking own me.
1645
01:13:54,081 --> 01:13:54,778
What happened to you?
1646
01:13:54,908 --> 01:13:56,693
Oh, fuck off.
1647
01:14:02,002 --> 01:14:03,090
Tina.
1648
01:14:04,309 --> 01:14:06,180
- Tina!
- Daddy, I'm so sorry.
1649
01:14:06,311 --> 01:14:08,182
Where are you
when I need you?
1650
01:14:09,314 --> 01:14:11,316
If I can get normal, if
I can just get normal,
1651
01:14:11,447 --> 01:14:13,492
everything would be okay.
1652
01:14:15,015 --> 01:14:17,104
I've ruined my wedding day
by the way I can see with
1653
01:14:17,235 --> 01:14:18,932
all of our families.
1654
01:14:20,760 --> 01:14:21,674
He knew it was
gonna be a disaster.
1655
01:14:21,805 --> 01:14:23,894
He wanted to elope.
1656
01:14:24,024 --> 01:14:26,157
But everything always
has to be my way.
1657
01:14:27,245 --> 01:14:28,638
Daddy, I'm so sorry.
1658
01:14:28,768 --> 01:14:30,074
I promise I'll
never drink.
1659
01:14:30,204 --> 01:14:31,945
I promise I'll never
do drugs please.
1660
01:14:32,076 --> 01:14:33,120
Tina, come on.
1661
01:14:33,251 --> 01:14:35,645
T, I'm so sorry.
1662
01:14:35,775 --> 01:14:36,646
Hey, Tina, cut the bull.
1663
01:14:36,776 --> 01:14:38,474
Let's make up.
1664
01:14:40,127 --> 01:14:41,564
Make up!
1665
01:14:43,783 --> 01:14:45,089
I don't wanna make up.
1666
01:14:45,219 --> 01:14:47,831
I have the rest of
my life to make up.
1667
01:14:47,961 --> 01:14:49,397
Everything's over, T.
1668
01:14:49,528 --> 01:14:51,704
Our marriage, our
wedding, everything.
1669
01:15:00,887 --> 01:15:02,193
Joey, I have to go
to the lady's room.
1670
01:15:02,323 --> 01:15:04,630
Just keep an
eye on things.
1671
01:15:04,761 --> 01:15:05,805
Got it.
1672
01:15:06,414 --> 01:15:08,852
Hey, hey, ho!
Enough of that crap!
1673
01:15:08,982 --> 01:15:11,071
Zeppo, cut the
PA and the mic.
1674
01:15:11,202 --> 01:15:11,985
You got it.
1675
01:15:12,116 --> 01:15:12,986
Give me the mic.
1676
01:15:13,117 --> 01:15:14,640
Let's have fun.
1677
01:15:14,771 --> 01:15:15,685
Here you go.
1678
01:15:16,729 --> 01:15:18,165
Alright.
1679
01:15:18,296 --> 01:15:20,777
Are we ready for
some real music, eh?
1680
01:15:20,907 --> 01:15:22,300
Fucking A!
1681
01:15:22,430 --> 01:15:27,000
Tina, the Nunzio's
dedicate this to you.
1682
01:15:27,131 --> 01:15:30,830
Introducing the girl of
my dreams and the karaoke
1683
01:15:30,961 --> 01:15:34,094
queen from Queens, let's
give it up for the
1684
01:15:34,225 --> 01:15:35,835
beautiful Maddy!
1685
01:15:46,759 --> 01:15:47,673
That's it!
1686
01:15:53,026 --> 01:15:54,898
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
1687
01:15:59,859 --> 01:16:01,034
Best in the business.
1688
01:16:07,519 --> 01:16:08,781
Here, give her some.
1689
01:16:08,912 --> 01:16:10,566
Alright, throw it up.
1690
01:16:11,479 --> 01:16:12,568
Yeah!
1691
01:16:14,352 --> 01:16:15,962
Oh, yeah!
Come on.
1692
01:16:17,834 --> 01:16:19,226
Oh my god.
1693
01:16:23,491 --> 01:16:24,754
Yeah!
1694
01:16:24,884 --> 01:16:26,233
Yeah, that's it, baby!
1695
01:16:26,364 --> 01:16:27,844
- Woo!
- Woo!
1696
01:16:27,974 --> 01:16:29,236
Yeah!
1697
01:16:39,943 --> 01:16:41,858
You like gladiator movies?
1698
01:16:41,988 --> 01:16:44,817
He's turning my daughter's
wedding into a stag party.
1699
01:16:44,948 --> 01:16:47,080
Ronaldo, get the
hell out of here.
1700
01:16:47,211 --> 01:16:53,217
He's turning the Roman Coliseum
into the Animal Kingdom!
1701
01:16:53,347 --> 01:16:55,088
Do something!
1702
01:16:58,309 --> 01:16:59,745
In Sicily, we call
that foreplay.
1703
01:16:59,876 --> 01:17:01,312
Hey, dad.
1704
01:17:01,442 --> 01:17:03,227
- You gotta help me with Tina.
- Hey, hey, you made your bed.
1705
01:17:03,357 --> 01:17:06,012
- Lie in it, come on.
- Dad, I'm serious.
1706
01:17:06,143 --> 01:17:07,927
After what you did to me turning
your back on me like you did?
1707
01:17:09,320 --> 01:17:10,060
- Anthony.
- Get out of here.
1708
01:17:10,190 --> 01:17:12,497
Ant, get her down.
Get her down.
1709
01:17:12,628 --> 01:17:13,759
- Alright, Maddy.
- Hey, hey, hey!
1710
01:17:13,890 --> 01:17:14,847
What are you doing?
1711
01:17:14,978 --> 01:17:16,153
Hey, I don't want
this at my wedding!
1712
01:17:16,283 --> 01:17:17,328
Oh, what are you embarrassed
of your family now?
1713
01:17:17,458 --> 01:17:18,895
What are you, a Vitale?
1714
01:17:19,025 --> 01:17:20,418
- Get down from there!
- Hey, hey, hey!
1715
01:17:20,548 --> 01:17:22,550
Back off, boss, or
I'll call the cops.
1716
01:17:22,681 --> 01:17:25,249
Call the cops on me,
you goddamn hoodlum.
1717
01:17:25,379 --> 01:17:27,425
Oh, so you finally
pussified my son, huh?
1718
01:17:27,555 --> 01:17:28,818
You can't talk
to me like that.
1719
01:17:28,948 --> 01:17:30,080
- Oh really?
- You live in the gutter.
1720
01:17:30,210 --> 01:17:31,821
You're dragging my
daughter down with you.
1721
01:17:31,951 --> 01:17:33,474
Let's get something
straight, baby, alright?
1722
01:17:33,605 --> 01:17:35,651
You puke, you fought, and
you fuck just like the
1723
01:17:35,781 --> 01:17:37,740
rest of us and you grew
up doing it three lousy
1724
01:17:37,870 --> 01:17:39,219
blocks from my
gutter in Queens!
1725
01:17:39,350 --> 01:17:40,612
- Don't speak to me like that!
- Oh yeah?
1726
01:17:40,743 --> 01:17:42,483
Next time why don't you
bring a big "Don't speak
1727
01:17:42,614 --> 01:17:44,355
to me" sign and I'll
pipe it up your ass!
1728
01:17:44,485 --> 01:17:46,574
You goddamn
son of a bitch!
1729
01:17:46,705 --> 01:17:49,839
If Vito were here, he would rip
that crap out of your heart!
1730
01:17:49,969 --> 01:17:50,796
Tina!
1731
01:17:52,232 --> 01:17:54,147
I dedicate this concert
to you, babe.
1732
01:17:54,278 --> 01:17:55,714
- Oh my god.
- Oh my god!
1733
01:17:55,845 --> 01:17:57,020
Barry!
1734
01:17:57,150 --> 01:17:58,935
- Rock and roll!
- You gotta be shittin' me!
1735
01:17:59,065 --> 01:17:59,979
Tina!
1736
01:18:03,026 --> 01:18:04,897
What the fuck is happening?
1737
01:18:05,942 --> 01:18:07,247
I got him, I got him!
1738
01:18:17,214 --> 01:18:18,824
Left to right
in the outfield.
1739
01:18:21,044 --> 01:18:23,133
Get away from the cake!
1740
01:18:27,441 --> 01:18:28,312
Get the fuck down
from there!
1741
01:18:28,442 --> 01:18:29,922
Dom, shut up, shut up.
1742
01:18:30,053 --> 01:18:32,316
Oh my god, that yellow's
so unfortunate.
1743
01:18:32,446 --> 01:18:33,970
You gotta relax.
1744
01:18:34,100 --> 01:18:35,580
Don't do this. I know
it's been a long day.
1745
01:18:35,711 --> 01:18:37,190
I know how you
feel about Tina.
1746
01:18:37,321 --> 01:18:39,236
I feel the same way, but
you gotta relax, okay?
1747
01:18:39,366 --> 01:18:40,454
- What's he gonna do?
- Alright?
1748
01:18:40,585 --> 01:18:42,065
Take my hand,
come on, come on.
1749
01:18:42,195 --> 01:18:43,240
It's alright.
1750
01:18:45,024 --> 01:18:45,503
Tina forever!
1751
01:18:49,725 --> 01:18:51,378
That cake tastes
like shit now!
1752
01:18:51,509 --> 01:18:52,379
Clean him up.
1753
01:18:52,510 --> 01:18:54,033
- My wedding is ruined!
- Barry?
1754
01:18:54,164 --> 01:18:55,252
Barry.
1755
01:18:56,688 --> 01:18:59,517
For the last time, get him
in his fucking van and
1756
01:18:59,647 --> 01:19:01,171
bring back the keys.
1757
01:19:01,301 --> 01:19:03,303
I wanna see the
fucking keys, okay?
1758
01:19:03,434 --> 01:19:05,479
Barry, get him the
fuck out of here!
1759
01:19:08,265 --> 01:19:10,746
Right now!
1760
01:19:12,486 --> 01:19:14,837
He's got Tony and
Tina on his ass.
1761
01:19:16,229 --> 01:19:16,795
No friggin' way
I'm touching that cake.
1762
01:19:16,926 --> 01:19:19,319
- Ew, gross!
- Check, please!
1763
01:19:19,580 --> 01:19:21,495
Dominic, go easy!
1764
01:19:28,285 --> 01:19:29,286
Let's wrap this turkey up.
1765
01:19:29,416 --> 01:19:30,417
Do the short version.
1766
01:19:30,548 --> 01:19:31,505
You got it, Vinnie.
1767
01:19:31,636 --> 01:19:33,246
Grab Max, get the
cake, bring it out.
1768
01:19:35,031 --> 01:19:36,423
Let's go, come on!
1769
01:21:45,117 --> 01:21:47,337
Fuck off, Tony!
You fucking dick!
1770
01:21:47,467 --> 01:21:49,643
We gotta take control
of this situation.
1771
01:21:49,774 --> 01:21:51,558
- Alright.
- Alright, after you.
1772
01:21:51,689 --> 01:21:53,517
You're not Mrs. Nunzio.
1773
01:21:53,647 --> 01:21:55,084
Ugh, not kidding.
1774
01:21:55,214 --> 01:21:56,259
Mega fucking prick.
1775
01:21:56,389 --> 01:21:58,348
Tina, come on.
1776
01:21:59,305 --> 01:22:01,307
Mrs. Nunzio.
1777
01:22:01,438 --> 01:22:02,700
You know, here have
another one, Father.
1778
01:22:02,830 --> 01:22:04,049
- Come on.
- Nah.
1779
01:22:04,180 --> 01:22:04,789
No, no, no, have some!
1780
01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:06,095
It's good.
There you go.
1781
01:22:06,225 --> 01:22:07,226
- That's enough. Drink up.
- It's good for you.
1782
01:22:07,357 --> 01:22:08,401
So basically what we're
talking about here is an
1783
01:22:08,532 --> 01:22:09,576
annulment, alright?
1784
01:22:09,707 --> 01:22:12,536
It ain't a divorce
because they haven't had
1785
01:22:12,666 --> 01:22:14,581
intercoursal entry
yet as man and wife.
1786
01:22:14,712 --> 01:22:16,322
Anyway, look, Jo.
1787
01:22:16,453 --> 01:22:17,715
Mrs. Vitale, I'm sorry.
1788
01:22:17,845 --> 01:22:18,759
I understand.
1789
01:22:18,890 --> 01:22:19,760
We have to speak frankly.
1790
01:22:19,891 --> 01:22:21,066
- Am I right?
- I know.
1791
01:22:21,197 --> 01:22:23,286
Look Father, you know as
parents, we're obligated
1792
01:22:23,416 --> 01:22:24,765
to expect the worst.
1793
01:22:24,896 --> 01:22:26,506
That's right. It doesn't get any
worse than this, believe me.
1794
01:22:26,637 --> 01:22:28,900
No, it don't get no
worse than this, man!
1795
01:22:29,031 --> 01:22:30,771
You people have lost
your goddamn minds!
1796
01:22:30,902 --> 01:22:32,077
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa!
1797
01:22:32,208 --> 01:22:33,035
This whole wedding is
going to hell and I ain't
1798
01:22:33,165 --> 01:22:34,297
never been around
crazier white people.
1799
01:22:34,427 --> 01:22:35,298
Hey, chill out, bro!
1800
01:22:35,428 --> 01:22:36,255
Sit down, relax!
1801
01:22:36,386 --> 01:22:38,257
You're so tense, my god.
1802
01:22:38,388 --> 01:22:40,520
Here, drink this and
you'll feel better.
1803
01:22:40,651 --> 01:22:41,826
- I don't want to drink.
- Listen, Jo.
1804
01:22:41,957 --> 01:22:42,914
Just a sip, just a sip.
1805
01:22:43,045 --> 01:22:44,220
Listen, I understand
how this works.
1806
01:22:44,350 --> 01:22:45,351
Okay, listen.
1807
01:22:45,482 --> 01:22:46,787
Who can you reach out to?
1808
01:22:46,918 --> 01:22:48,050
Let's go, come on.
1809
01:22:48,180 --> 01:22:49,312
- Who can you call?
- No, no.
1810
01:22:49,442 --> 01:22:50,487
Desmond Tutu?
1811
01:22:50,617 --> 01:22:51,270
The Pope?
1812
01:22:51,401 --> 01:22:52,619
There must be somebody.
1813
01:22:52,750 --> 01:22:53,969
Who's above you?
1814
01:22:54,099 --> 01:22:56,145
Who's the guy behind
the guy behind the guy?
1815
01:22:56,275 --> 01:22:57,320
- Come on.
- I don't want your money.
1816
01:22:57,450 --> 01:22:58,538
Look at this. You can
get something nice.
1817
01:22:58,669 --> 01:22:59,844
A change of clothes.
Something.
1818
01:22:59,975 --> 01:23:01,193
Give it to the
church, you know?
1819
01:23:01,324 --> 01:23:02,368
Get a new swimming pool.
1820
01:23:02,499 --> 01:23:03,717
A nice sauna maybe.
1821
01:23:03,848 --> 01:23:04,980
Or you know...
1822
01:23:05,110 --> 01:23:08,331
Something for the guys
to enjoy together.
1823
01:23:08,461 --> 01:23:09,506
Come on, take that.
1824
01:23:09,636 --> 01:23:11,421
- The monsignor...
- Expedited.
1825
01:23:11,551 --> 01:23:14,598
Probably could find
use for the money.
1826
01:23:14,728 --> 01:23:16,687
All those little
orphan kids, somebody.
1827
01:23:16,817 --> 01:23:18,210
Somebody'll take it.
1828
01:23:18,341 --> 01:23:26,305
I'll talk to the monsignor and
see what can be worked out.
1829
01:23:26,436 --> 01:23:28,394
- There must be something.
- Bless us all.
1830
01:23:28,525 --> 01:23:31,180
Here, take the rest.
There you go.
1831
01:23:32,311 --> 01:23:33,443
Alright, here we come.
1832
01:23:33,573 --> 01:23:34,618
We're coming in.
1833
01:23:35,097 --> 01:23:36,272
One.
1834
01:23:36,402 --> 01:23:37,360
Two.
1835
01:23:37,490 --> 01:23:39,144
Three.
1836
01:23:40,145 --> 01:23:41,233
Come on, T.
1837
01:23:41,364 --> 01:23:42,408
I ain't looking at him.
1838
01:23:42,539 --> 01:23:43,366
I ain't looking at him.
1839
01:23:43,496 --> 01:23:44,584
I don't fucking care.
1840
01:23:47,457 --> 01:23:48,545
Put me down!
1841
01:23:52,549 --> 01:23:53,811
- The fuck are you doing!
- Knock it off.
1842
01:23:53,941 --> 01:23:55,769
You're a Nunzio now!
1843
01:23:55,900 --> 01:23:57,162
Come on.
1844
01:23:57,293 --> 01:23:58,772
Throw the flowers.
We're getting out of here.
1845
01:23:58,903 --> 01:23:59,860
You throw the
fucking flowers.
1846
01:23:59,991 --> 01:24:01,514
Throw the goddamn flowers.
1847
01:24:06,650 --> 01:24:11,220
I-I-I am a Catholic and I just
can't make heads or tails
1848
01:24:11,350 --> 01:24:12,786
of good and evil.
1849
01:24:12,917 --> 01:24:16,399
You know, good and
evil it's a con...
1850
01:24:16,529 --> 01:24:19,097
We're all in
constant conflict.
1851
01:24:19,228 --> 01:24:22,709
And we're not in conflict
if you'd just let it happen.
1852
01:24:22,840 --> 01:24:26,017
I meant look, what I'm
trying to say is...
1853
01:24:26,148 --> 01:24:27,888
You know you have a devil
and angel on your shoulder.
1854
01:24:28,019 --> 01:24:30,674
They constantly are
arguing, not bickering.
1855
01:24:30,804 --> 01:24:32,676
Let me control this.
1856
01:24:32,806 --> 01:24:33,851
Whoa.
1857
01:24:33,981 --> 01:24:36,462
What I'm trying
to say, Rafi.
1858
01:24:36,593 --> 01:24:39,335
I can call you Rafi
instead of Raphael.
1859
01:24:39,465 --> 01:24:42,816
You gotta go with
the flow sometimes.
1860
01:24:42,947 --> 01:24:45,558
This is no more
than a drink.
1861
01:24:45,689 --> 01:24:46,907
You know? Um...
1862
01:24:47,038 --> 01:24:48,561
I'm not ashamed.
1863
01:24:48,692 --> 01:24:51,477
You should be ashamed
of it, but let it go.
1864
01:24:52,609 --> 01:24:53,479
Are you okay, Father Mark?
1865
01:24:53,610 --> 01:24:56,526
I'm, I'm fine.
Um...
1866
01:24:56,656 --> 01:25:00,660
Sometimes it overtakes me
and I don't know where I go.
1867
01:25:00,791 --> 01:25:02,445
You know where
you're going.
1868
01:25:02,575 --> 01:25:05,752
That's why you should
still be that way, but you
1869
01:25:05,883 --> 01:25:07,928
decide that you wanna
drink, but you don't need
1870
01:25:08,059 --> 01:25:10,801
- a drink, but take it any...
- Oh!
1871
01:25:10,931 --> 01:25:14,674
What I'm trying
to say is, um...
1872
01:25:14,805 --> 01:25:18,287
that there's a good
and evil in all of us.
1873
01:25:18,417 --> 01:25:19,853
Let the evil take over.
1874
01:25:21,072 --> 01:25:22,595
You're a little tramp.
1875
01:25:22,726 --> 01:25:24,467
Well you should've thought of
that before you married me.
1876
01:25:24,597 --> 01:25:26,251
You know, if I thought about it,
maybe I wouldn't have
1877
01:25:26,382 --> 01:25:27,383
married you.
1878
01:25:28,732 --> 01:25:29,907
You know what, T?
1879
01:25:30,037 --> 01:25:32,214
It's not that
fucking late.
1880
01:25:33,084 --> 01:25:35,347
You don't need this
and I don't need this.
1881
01:25:37,349 --> 01:25:38,307
Yeah, yeah.
He's got the...
1882
01:25:38,437 --> 01:25:40,831
Yeah! Yeah!
Donna!
1883
01:25:40,961 --> 01:25:42,702
- Dominic!
- Donna!
1884
01:25:42,833 --> 01:25:44,791
- Get over here you!
- Oh Dominic, I love you!
1885
01:25:44,922 --> 01:25:45,749
Who's your man, hon?
1886
01:25:45,879 --> 01:25:47,446
You are, baby, I
love you so much.
1887
01:25:47,577 --> 01:25:48,404
Okay.
1888
01:25:48,534 --> 01:25:49,622
Okay.
1889
01:25:51,798 --> 01:25:53,539
You saying you're
leaving me now?
1890
01:25:53,670 --> 01:25:55,628
Better now than
after we have kids.
1891
01:25:55,759 --> 01:25:57,630
Well that'll be a long
time because first you
1892
01:25:57,761 --> 01:25:59,632
gotta grow up.
1893
01:25:59,763 --> 01:26:00,938
Oh, it'll be even longer
than that because I ain't
1894
01:26:01,068 --> 01:26:03,810
having kids in a
fucking porno shop.
1895
01:26:03,941 --> 01:26:07,466
Oh, it'll be perfect because
mommy's such a tramp!
1896
01:26:08,728 --> 01:26:10,252
Fuck you, T.
1897
01:26:51,989 --> 01:26:54,557
Oh! To Tony and Tina.
1898
01:26:54,687 --> 01:26:59,431
Yes, actually, I would
like to say that I give it
1899
01:26:59,562 --> 01:27:03,479
five months tops and then
I think they going to get
1900
01:27:03,609 --> 01:27:07,047
divorced because I do not
think that marriage is
1901
01:27:07,178 --> 01:27:11,182
natural and I think that
they should just have a
1902
01:27:11,313 --> 01:27:15,012
lot of sex and maybe
babies if they want, but I
1903
01:27:15,142 --> 01:27:17,623
don't think that they are
going to stay married.
1904
01:27:17,754 --> 01:27:19,669
Oops, I'm sorry
I said that.
1905
01:27:19,799 --> 01:27:21,279
Is that bad, but
that's the truth.
1906
01:27:21,410 --> 01:27:22,889
That's how I feel.
1907
01:27:23,020 --> 01:27:26,632
Sometimes these things are
a blessing in disguise.
1908
01:27:27,981 --> 01:27:30,462
Ma, was supposed to be
the best day of my life.
1909
01:27:30,593 --> 01:27:31,333
I know.
1910
01:27:31,463 --> 01:27:32,769
- T.
- T.
1911
01:27:32,899 --> 01:27:35,467
Look, you want us to
spend the night with you?
1912
01:27:36,816 --> 01:27:38,078
I don't... maybe.
1913
01:27:38,209 --> 01:27:40,211
We could all come over
like we used to.
1914
01:27:40,342 --> 01:27:41,995
No, no, no.
Listen, listen, listen.
1915
01:27:42,126 --> 01:27:43,736
You're gonna come
home tonight.
1916
01:27:43,867 --> 01:27:45,129
You're gonna get a
good night sleep.
1917
01:27:45,260 --> 01:27:46,609
And in the morning, I'm
gonna lay out all your
1918
01:27:46,739 --> 01:27:48,263
options for you.
1919
01:27:48,393 --> 01:27:50,047
Okay, Tina?
1920
01:27:50,177 --> 01:27:51,048
Come on, look at me.
1921
01:27:51,178 --> 01:27:52,658
Tina!
1922
01:27:52,789 --> 01:27:54,747
I got it all
under control.
1923
01:27:55,966 --> 01:27:56,880
What?
1924
01:27:57,010 --> 01:27:59,491
I got it all
under control.
1925
01:28:01,145 --> 01:28:02,668
You do?
1926
01:28:04,496 --> 01:28:06,281
Of course I do.
1927
01:28:12,025 --> 01:28:13,766
Oh, you're so bad.
1928
01:28:15,986 --> 01:28:16,900
Joey.
1929
01:28:17,030 --> 01:28:18,815
Start the conga
line dance.
1930
01:28:19,598 --> 01:28:20,599
I can handle this.
1931
01:28:20,730 --> 01:28:22,558
- What's your problem?
- It's alright, baby.
1932
01:28:22,688 --> 01:28:23,820
- Conga line, conga line.
- What's the story, what?
1933
01:28:23,950 --> 01:28:25,865
Listen, just for the
record, I want you to know
1934
01:28:25,996 --> 01:28:29,695
that you turned my daughter's
wedding into a freakshow.
1935
01:28:29,826 --> 01:28:30,566
- Hey.
- Just like your...
1936
01:28:30,696 --> 01:28:32,002
Your Animal Kingdom
over there.
1937
01:28:32,132 --> 01:28:33,917
Hey, don't break my chops.
1938
01:28:34,047 --> 01:28:36,180
What do you think I'm
a mameluke like Vito?
1939
01:28:36,311 --> 01:28:38,878
Yeah, he'd still be alive
if you didn't have him
1940
01:28:39,009 --> 01:28:40,663
stringing Christmas
lights in a blizzard.
1941
01:28:40,793 --> 01:28:42,273
Oh, what are you
talking about?
1942
01:28:42,404 --> 01:28:44,580
When he leapt to his death, he
had a big smile on his face.
1943
01:28:44,710 --> 01:28:45,711
Oh, you liar.
1944
01:28:45,842 --> 01:28:46,625
And you know
something, baby.
1945
01:28:46,756 --> 01:28:47,626
I'll tell you what.
1946
01:28:47,757 --> 01:28:50,586
You can kiss my big ass.
How's that?
1947
01:28:55,939 --> 01:28:57,375
Get in the line.
1948
01:28:57,506 --> 01:29:00,335
It's a Vitale tradition.
1949
01:29:01,858 --> 01:29:02,946
Oh my god, you
must be drunk.
1950
01:29:03,076 --> 01:29:04,817
Get in the fucking line.
1951
01:29:47,338 --> 01:29:48,731
Ladies and gentlemen.
1952
01:29:48,861 --> 01:29:50,646
We seem to have a uh...
1953
01:29:50,776 --> 01:29:52,822
minor problem
in the kitchen.
1954
01:29:52,952 --> 01:29:54,998
Now folks, will you
help us out please?
1955
01:29:55,128 --> 01:29:57,348
Folks, everyone's gonna
have to leave the building
1956
01:29:57,479 --> 01:30:00,569
and my gladiators will show
you to the nearest exit.
1957
01:30:00,699 --> 01:30:03,398
Good luck, god bless.
1958
01:30:05,312 --> 01:30:06,531
Forget about it.
1959
01:30:08,968 --> 01:30:10,535
Hey, hey, hey.
1960
01:30:11,362 --> 01:30:12,798
I've been looking
all over for you.
1961
01:30:12,929 --> 01:30:14,887
I hear family's mix pretty well
together, don't you think?
1962
01:30:15,018 --> 01:30:17,760
Oh okay. Well listen,
I was wondering...
1963
01:30:17,890 --> 01:30:19,239
You wanna go out sometime?
1964
01:30:19,370 --> 01:30:20,893
I don't think so.
1965
01:30:21,677 --> 01:30:22,634
Why?
1966
01:30:22,765 --> 01:30:24,244
Because you're a
Nunzio, asshole.
1967
01:30:24,375 --> 01:30:25,985
Check, please.
1968
01:30:26,116 --> 01:30:27,596
You're asking for a check.
1969
01:30:33,906 --> 01:30:35,125
Grandma, come on.
1970
01:30:35,908 --> 01:30:37,649
Come on.
1971
01:30:37,780 --> 01:30:39,434
Uncle Louie, this way.
1972
01:30:39,869 --> 01:30:40,870
Come on.
1973
01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:42,001
Do you need your
diaper bag?
1974
01:30:42,132 --> 01:30:43,176
- No, no, no.
- Are you sure?
1975
01:30:43,307 --> 01:30:44,700
- No.
- Whoa, what's going on?
1976
01:30:44,830 --> 01:30:46,266
Is Vinnie torching
the place?
1977
01:30:46,397 --> 01:30:47,877
You came back.
1978
01:30:48,007 --> 01:30:49,139
Yeah, I had to.
We're married.
1979
01:30:49,269 --> 01:30:51,010
It says so on the car.
1980
01:30:51,881 --> 01:30:54,231
Wait, T, do you
still love me?
1981
01:30:54,361 --> 01:30:56,668
Yeah, Tina, I
still love you.
1982
01:30:56,799 --> 01:30:58,496
They still love
each other.
1983
01:30:59,323 --> 01:31:00,019
Okay, come on.
Let's go.
1984
01:31:00,150 --> 01:31:01,630
Come on, let's
get out of here.
1985
01:31:07,244 --> 01:31:10,682
You, Tina and Tony,
run as far away from
1986
01:31:10,813 --> 01:31:12,510
your family as you can.
1987
01:31:12,641 --> 01:31:15,861
Oh, si. Why you think grandpa,
we come to United States?
1988
01:31:15,992 --> 01:31:18,168
To get away from
the crazy family.
1989
01:31:20,779 --> 01:31:22,172
It's in the blood.
1990
01:31:22,302 --> 01:31:23,956
Go have babies.
1991
01:31:24,087 --> 01:31:25,654
Mix up the blood.
1992
01:31:25,784 --> 01:31:26,698
Oh, she's right.
1993
01:31:26,829 --> 01:31:27,960
You're my wife now.
1994
01:31:28,091 --> 01:31:30,093
That's the only good thing
that came out of this.
1995
01:31:30,223 --> 01:31:31,660
I can't believe my father
had me running away from
1996
01:31:31,790 --> 01:31:33,009
my own wife.
1997
01:31:33,139 --> 01:31:35,054
I can't believe my mother
tried to divorce us before
1998
01:31:35,185 --> 01:31:36,708
the reception
was even over.
1999
01:31:36,839 --> 01:31:38,971
Hey, want your ring back?
2000
01:31:39,102 --> 01:31:40,233
Yeah.
2001
01:31:40,364 --> 01:31:41,147
Come here.
2002
01:31:42,453 --> 01:31:44,194
- Angelina!
- Louie!
2003
01:31:46,283 --> 01:31:47,284
- Tina!
- Oh shit!
2004
01:31:47,414 --> 01:31:48,677
Tina!
2005
01:31:48,807 --> 01:31:50,069
- Ma!
- Tina, come back!
2006
01:31:50,200 --> 01:31:51,941
Ma, move on!
It's over!
2007
01:31:52,071 --> 01:31:53,333
Where you going?
2008
01:31:53,464 --> 01:31:55,074
That's it, I'm leaving.
I gotta move on, dad.
2009
01:31:55,205 --> 01:31:55,945
What do I do
with the club?
2010
01:31:56,075 --> 01:31:57,642
Give it to Johnny
if he wants it.
2011
01:31:57,773 --> 01:31:59,775
He's a tomato or half-wit.
2012
01:32:00,079 --> 01:32:01,733
Tina, you're acting rash!
2013
01:32:01,864 --> 01:32:03,909
Rash? Ma, I've known
T for ten years!
2014
01:32:04,040 --> 01:32:05,737
That's not acting rash!
2015
01:32:05,868 --> 01:32:06,695
- Listen to me!
- Ma!
2016
01:32:06,825 --> 01:32:07,957
- What?
- This one's a nut.
2017
01:32:08,087 --> 01:32:09,219
Her daughter's no
better, alright?
2018
01:32:09,349 --> 01:32:11,308
There's a serious kind of
mental illness here that I
2019
01:32:11,438 --> 01:32:12,962
recognize in you know who.
2020
01:32:13,092 --> 01:32:14,398
I can just see you running
down the street crying.
2021
01:32:14,529 --> 01:32:16,095
Hey! Leave mom out of this.
2022
01:32:16,226 --> 01:32:17,009
That's enough.
2023
01:32:18,968 --> 01:32:20,186
Who brought you up,
the flamethrower?
2024
01:32:20,317 --> 01:32:21,710
Ma, get out of the car!
2025
01:32:21,840 --> 01:32:22,841
But it's over!
2026
01:32:22,972 --> 01:32:24,190
Me, you, the Animal
Kingdom, everything.
2027
01:32:24,321 --> 01:32:25,061
Tina, let's go.
2028
01:32:25,191 --> 01:32:27,150
Tina, if you go,
I wash my hands!
2029
01:32:27,280 --> 01:32:29,935
Ma, I bet daddy did this
to you on your wedding day.
2030
01:32:30,066 --> 01:32:31,502
Tony, is not your father.
2031
01:32:31,633 --> 01:32:34,810
Well, I'm not you
either, ma, alright?
2032
01:32:34,940 --> 01:32:36,246
You raised me to think
this is the best day of my
2033
01:32:36,376 --> 01:32:38,161
life, but I know better.
2034
01:32:38,291 --> 01:32:40,032
The best is yet
to come, baby!
2035
01:32:40,163 --> 01:32:41,164
Baby?
2036
01:32:41,294 --> 01:32:42,861
Baby?
2037
01:32:43,296 --> 01:32:44,863
- Baby?
- I love you, ma!
2038
01:32:44,994 --> 01:32:45,951
Baby?
2039
01:32:49,912 --> 01:32:52,001
She's gonna have
a Nunzio baby!
2040
01:32:52,131 --> 01:32:54,786
In your dreams!
2041
01:32:54,917 --> 01:32:56,440
- Tony!
- Tina, my baby!
2042
01:32:56,571 --> 01:32:57,963
- Come back here!
- Come back here!
2043
01:32:58,094 --> 01:33:00,270
You don't know
what you're doing!
2044
01:33:00,400 --> 01:33:04,883
Oh, Tina, she's gonna
have a Nunzio baby!
2045
01:33:07,146 --> 01:33:08,191
Hey, Tony!
2046
01:33:08,321 --> 01:33:09,758
We're attached
at the hip, baby.
2047
01:33:09,888 --> 01:33:10,933
Well I was thinking
about somewhere else,
2048
01:33:11,063 --> 01:33:11,977
but that's alright.
2049
01:33:12,108 --> 01:33:13,370
- What the...
- I'm getting married!
2050
01:33:13,500 --> 01:33:14,719
- You're crazy.
- Fuck it, I'm doing it!
2051
01:33:14,850 --> 01:33:16,373
Dom, elope!
Take my word for it.
2052
01:33:16,503 --> 01:33:17,853
Elope!
2053
01:33:17,983 --> 01:33:18,593
We did it, baby!
2054
01:33:18,723 --> 01:33:20,203
Woo! We're free!
2055
01:33:20,333 --> 01:33:21,334
Yeah!
2056
01:33:21,465 --> 01:33:23,423
- Woo!
- Woo!
2057
01:33:23,554 --> 01:33:28,907
- Tony!
- Tina!
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