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Oh no don't get up, I'm
just right here anyway.
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I'll help you Mrs. Forman.
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Oh no, don't you
worry Samantha.
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It's just a little unbalanced because our
appropriate sized clothes are on one side
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and your little teeny-tiny
strippers clothes are on the other.
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I'm sorry,
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I'm sorry I'm so grumpy.
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I got a manicure yesterday and
Red still hasn't said a darn word.
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You know, if you really
want him to notice you,
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you should get drunk and do
some doughnuts on his lawn.
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Mrs. Forman, you
should change your hair.
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When I went blond,
Eric went nuts.
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And then Fez went nuts
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and then I started
wearing a lot of hats.
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No, I can't change
my hair. Red loves it.
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It's my trademark.
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It'd be like telling
Fonzie not to say "hey".
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Mrs. Forman, a great way to get a man's
attention is to show him how smart you are.
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But a faster way is to
take your clothes off.
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I can help you
work on some moves.
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Oooooh nooo, I don't
need to see that.
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It'll be like
watching my Mom strip.
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Which unfortunately I saw at
"Take your son to work day".
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No you know what,
I'll just uhm
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I'll just spray on some of
my special occasion perfume.
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It's very expensive but you put a little
water in there, you can really make it last.
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Hey Sam. Can I
ask you something?
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Uhm I wanted to send
Eric some..you know,
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like sexy pictures.
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Sure, I have some
eight by tens in my car.
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Of me.
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Anyway uhm,
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would you mind taking them?
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I'd love too! I have a great pair
of thigh high boots you can use.
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Oh I don't think
we're the same size.
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Oh you're not gonna wear them
silly. You're gonna lick 'm!
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Oh hi Jackie.
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Hang in there baby.
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And the kid is hanging.
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Funny.
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So, what the hell are you
doing in my apartment?
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Oh well, since Michael moved to
Chicago, he let me have his room.
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We're gonna be roommates!
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Roommates?!
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Hot diggity!
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Think of the whacky
adventures we will have.
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We're gonna take
the plunge now
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We're gonna
dive right in now
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We're gonna have it all
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We don't believe in maybe
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"Can't" is a word
we'll never know
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Sometimes we'll have
our struggles
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But, oh, baby, oh
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We're gonna
take our chance now
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Fly by the seat
of your pants now
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When we're divided,
we fall
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And we're really gonna
have it all
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And we're really gonna
have it all
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Fez, that is the dumbest
thing I've ever heard.
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Catchy tune though.
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Okay, Jackie,
I'm off to work.
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Wait, but we're roomies! What am I
supposed to do while you are gone?
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Listen,
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when I get home, it's you and
me, we'll do whatever you want.
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OH! The Wizard of
Oz is on TV tonight!
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We can watch it and
make fun of Kansas!
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It's a date! I love
these little munchkins.
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I wish I could represent
a lollypop-guild.
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Boy, there'd be
some changes!
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I can't believe I let you
take naked pictures of me
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I don't really get that one with
the GI-Joe between your boobs?
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But hey, you know
Eric better than me!
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Hi sweetie. Whoo, a letter for
Eric. Want me to mail it for ya?
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No no no, I got it.
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But I love going
to the postoffice!
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I have these funny things I ay
when a line is moving slow, like:
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Hey, were did I
park my dinosaur?
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Uhm
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okay. But you know it's illegal
to tamper with mail right?
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Yeah but is not illegal to
complain about a slow moving line!
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Hey can we speed it up, my
pet snail is getting away!
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That's good stuff Dad.
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Have a browny Red
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Something smells terrific!
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You noticed!
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Sure did!
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You put peanutbutter
in the brownies!
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Samantha!
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Okay, stripping is all
about the art of seduction.
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So the first thing you wanna do is set
the mood. Like with music, or candles.
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Oh..oh. All I have are those trick
candles, the ones you can't blow out.
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They make Red furious,
it's very funny!
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I always start my routine
by slowly removing my gloves.
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I have gloves!
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Feel sexy already!
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You know what?
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Let's skip ahead.
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Look your husband in the eye
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and go step,
dip, hair, flip.
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You try it!
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Okay.
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Step, dip, hair, flip.
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That's great.
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For our next lesson I'll teach you how to
pick up money using everything but your hands.
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Hey Kitty!
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Taking Donna's letter for
Eric over the postoffice.
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Got anything to eat...
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I mean mail.
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Oh you know what? Why don't you leave
this with me, I have to add some things.
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Like, todays Marmaduke,
it's a stitch!
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Okay...
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Have a brownie Bob.
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That's what I
was waiting for!
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Oh Marmaduke, when
will you ever learn?
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Donna...?
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Oh my!
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GI Joe?!
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Mrs. Forman, the washer
is acting up again!
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Umh, okay okay!
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Coming!
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Where are those
damn car keys?
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Good lord!
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Steven, you could
have fixed that!
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Well, I'm off to work.
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So if you need me,
I'll be at the Hub.
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Oh no!
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Oh nooo!
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Oh please noooooo!
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All right, Kitty, Kitty, don't
panic. You know what to do.
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Holy crap, it's Caroline!
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Who is Caroline?
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She went out with Fez. But he broke
up with her, because she's crazy.
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Which is ironic, 'cause that's probably why
she went out with him in the first place.
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Guys, I can't let
her see me. Hide me!
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Where should we
hide you Fez?!
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Fez?!
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Well played, you
son of a bitch.
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- Hi!
- Hi!
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Caroline, you look good.
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Not quite so... nuts.
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Yeah, I'm doing much better
thanks to my therapist.
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And my meds. And some good
old-fashioned bzzzzz electricity!
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But there is one thing
about me that hasn't changed.
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Is it that you can still spin
your head all the way around?
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NO!
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It's that I still have a
thirst for hot chocolate...
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you know what I mean.
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I do. I used to
have a thirst for...
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crazy medicated white women.
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So uhm, maybe I could
come over tonight?
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I mean, if there are no other women in
your life cause I couldn't handle that.
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No, the only other women in
Fez's life are in his head.
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But you must
know about that?
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You've got a cast of
thousands up there.
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Shut up!
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So, you just invited me over for some
brownies in the middle of the day?
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Yes...
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Oh, and I opened your mail and I saw your
nudy pictures. Would you like some milk?
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What?!?!
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Oh my God!
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Your father gave me the letter,
I just wanted to add some things.
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Well, did you
mail the pictures?
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No, but I will as
soon as I find them!
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Whaaaaatt?!?!?!?!?!
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Well don't worry I'm
sure nobody else saw them.
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Hey Kitty, have you seen
the car keys? Oh, Donna
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Oh my God, you too?!
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I was looking for
the damn car keys!
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This drawer is
for car keys and
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and magnets, that's it.
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Well, where are they now?
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Whoooow!
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Holy hell!
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I know man.
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Where's Marmaduke?!
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Hey.
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Heyyy Donna
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What's so funny?
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Guess I'm just a happy guy.
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Hey, it's the naked
lady from the newspaper!
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Okay, here it comes.
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Err, I have just
one question for you.
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Does my wife know you
were licking her boots?
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Donna, I'm writing a letter to the
newspaper. About your photo-essay.
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Here is what I have
so far: Yeeesss!
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Okay, just tell me
where the pictures are.
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Hey not to worry. I hid
'm in a Barry White album.
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Great. Where's that?!
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You'll have to ask the
guy who bought it. Duhh!
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Knock, knock, who's there?
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Fez!
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And Barry White.
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Hey Fez. It is almost
Wizard of Oz time.
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And I did my hair like Dorothy, but
since there are no foreigners in Oz,
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I created a new
charater for you.
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The Butler.
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Oh. Bad news racist Dorothy.
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Something has come up. Someone
unexpected doiiing iiit.
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You remember Caroline?
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What with the crazy nut-job who said
she was gonna scratch my eyes out?
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Yes. Sweet girl.
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Look she is coming over tonight and
she gets very jealous of other women.
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So, you're gonna
have to leave.
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Where am I supposed to go?!
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I don't know, just click your heels
three times and get the hell out.
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Fez, I am not gonna
leave my own apartment!
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Okay, you know you're right.
I'm being unreasonable.
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Just go into your room and
don't come out untill morning.
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And eat quiet foods only.
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Yoghurt, marshmellows,
maybe cotton candy.
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But save me some,
because I just love it.
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I can't believe this, I mean we made
a plan to watch the Wizard of Oz.
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Yes and then I was offered sex,
so ding-dong the plan is dead!
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Oh crap, did we
blow a fuse again?!
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Kitty? What are you doing?
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Making your day sailor!
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And step,
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dip,
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hair flip.
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Kitty watch the candles! Oh
my God your hair is on fire!
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What?!
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Am I out?
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Wow. This is really nice.
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Oh it's been so long since
I've sat and talked to a man and
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been able to move
my own arms freely.
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Whose mascara is that?! Fez,
is there another woman here?!
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What? No, no!
It's a... it's mine.
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Yeah, lashes like this
don't come naturally baby.
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Uhm, why don't you go to the kitchen
and uhm open us a bottle of wine?
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Well my doctor says I'm not supposed to drink
while I take my meds. But what he doesn't know is,
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I didn't take my meds!
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What are you doing?!
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I have to go to
the bathroom!
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Well you should have thought of that
before I locked you in your room!
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Fez, where is
the corkscrew?
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Uhm, it's under
the sink my dear!
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You are supposed to stay in your
room! I even gave you quiet foods!
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Yeah ok, the yoghurt you gave me expired two
months ago and it's smells like vomit and peach.
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Honey?
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Yes baby?
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I can't find...
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where did you
get that yoghurt?
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Oh uhhh,
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I keep yoghurt all
over my apartment.
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I love it.
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See.
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Yummmm.
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That's the stuff.
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So uhm, did you find
that corkscrew honey-pie.
250
00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:12,760
Not yet
251
00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:20,400
Fez, I'm not like you.
252
00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:23,000
I don't know how to
entertain myself in the dark.
253
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:25,640
Oh here it is!
254
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,360
I want to watch
the Wizard of Oz!
255
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:28,440
Okay,
256
00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:31,640
Okay, a scarecrow gets a brain, a lion gets
some courage and the robot gets a heart.
257
00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:40,800
You know,
258
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:45,440
when I was in the kitchen, I wanted
to carve our initials into my arm.
259
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,480
But that's what the old
crazy me would have done.
260
00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:53,600
So I carved them into
your counter top instead.
261
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,240
Well... look who's
all better...
262
00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:01,280
Please Leo,
263
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:05,240
you have to remember who
you sold that record to.
264
00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:07,360
Think.
265
00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:10,440
Who have you seen today?
266
00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:15,840
Well I remember a guy with
scraggly hair and a beard.
267
00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:18,640
And he was
brushing his teeth.
268
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,800
That was you in a mirror.
269
00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:26,200
And then there's this
other guy, with big lips
270
00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:29,080
and another guy
with long hair
271
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:32,400
and another guy with a
thumbtack in his head.
272
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,800
That would be the
Aerosmith poster.
273
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,720
You know, I have been
trapped in this vortex before.
274
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:45,560
There is a way we
can jog his memory.
275
00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:51,840
It was Fez man!
276
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:00,840
Okay Red.
277
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,720
You're not gonna be happy.
278
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:11,640
My stylist said there wasn't enough left
up there to salvage my old hairdo. So,
279
00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:13,240
I'm sorry, but.
280
00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:19,320
Wooooooww!
281
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:23,320
Look at you!
282
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:25,640
Do you like it?
283
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:27,000
Hubba hubba!
284
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:30,760
Really?
285
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:37,080
I have been trying so hard to get you to notice
me and all I had to do was set my hair on fire.
286
00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:41,760
How do you like to go upstairs
and let me see it in the dark?
287
00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:46,080
Or... we could leave
the lights on...
288
00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:56,880
Well that was a nice appetizer, but I believe
the main course will be served in the bedroom.
289
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,560
Yes. I am going
to brush my teeth.
290
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,080
Yoghurt-breath.
291
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,880
Why don't you go in and
put on some Barry White.
292
00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:11,440
Where are they,
you pervert?!
293
00:19:11,540 --> 00:19:12,520
Look Donna, you
have to leave!
294
00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:14,400
I'm not going anywhere
without my pictures!
295
00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:16,000
Shhhh! What pictures?
296
00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:21,480
The naked ones of me, the ones in
the Barry White record you bought.
297
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:23,720
Ahhh crap!
298
00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:31,360
What the hell are these?
And what is she doing here?!
299
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,360
Will you give me those?!
300
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,360
Fez, I thought you
said you lived alone!
301
00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:38,800
I do! She's just visiting I swear!
There is no-one else that lives here.
302
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:44,360
Screw this, you know I'm not gonna sit
locked up in my room with stale marshmellows.
303
00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:45,920
I live here too!
304
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,160
Oh that's incredibly
bad timing.
305
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:51,600
Two women?!
306
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:54,640
Okay. Caroline, I have
to be honest with you.
307
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,920
Juanita and Mary-Jose
are my maids.
308
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:03,200
Well then. They can clean
up all of your blood!
309
00:20:11,980 --> 00:20:14,540
Okay, here's how
you make fruit salad.
310
00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:17,620
First, let me
squeeze those melons.
311
00:20:17,860 --> 00:20:20,100
Oh, aren't they
nice and firm?
312
00:20:21,140 --> 00:20:21,900
Yes..
313
00:20:22,540 --> 00:20:23,980
Now grab my banana!
314
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:28,420
Oh, it's huge!
315
00:20:29,340 --> 00:20:32,660
All right you perverts,
stop it right now...
316
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:35,060
Another fruit salad?
317
00:20:35,260 --> 00:20:37,700
Why can't they
ever be having sex?
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