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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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I understand
you're moving forward
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with Sheldon's grant database.
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I was an intrinsic part of that.
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Hmm. Sheldon didn't mention you.
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Of course he didn't, that
pint-sized little credit hog.
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What did you decide?
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I'm cutting everybody out
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and doing this myself.
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What? I don't
need the university,
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and I don't need
Dr. Linkletter.
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How are you gonna pay
for all this?
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I'll find private investors.
They can pay for it
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on the condition I'm left alone.
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Are you sure you don't want to
think about this a little more?
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Perhaps you're right.
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Done. I'm good.
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Good morning.
I'm Sheldon Cooper.
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Thank you for taking
the time to hear my proposal.
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I have some handouts.
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I-I'm sorry, who are you?
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Oh, I'm... Sheldon Cooper.
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I'm here to pitch my idea for
a grant computer database.
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How old are you?
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When you hear my presentation,
I believe you'll realize
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my age is irrelevant.
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So there's no adult with you?
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Well, my mom drove me here, but
I told her to wait in the car.
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Is this a joke?
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I assure you, it's not.
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When I make jokes,
I follow them with a "bazinga"
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so it's clear.
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Like this: "Bazinga."
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How long does it take
to grow a mustache?
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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I know we've lost
to Pine view a lot
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over the years,
but that's in the past.
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You're a different team now.
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So just stick to the plan,
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and you're gonna
come out on top.
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And Stevens, I don't care
how uncomfortable you are,
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you're wearin' your cup tonight.
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All right,
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you boys have
worked hard for this.
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Now, let's get out there
and get that W.
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Yeah! Let's go! Yes, sir!
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Looking like
some winners in here.
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Hey, y'all. George.
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Pastor Rob, you made it.
Of course.
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And... why?
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Coach Wilkins invited me
to pray with the kids
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before the game.
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Oh. And... why?
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Can't hurt to have
a little extra help
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from the big man upstairs.
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Amen to that.
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All right, guys.
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Circle up.
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Lord, we lift these players...
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What the hell, Wayne?
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What? Lots of teams do it.
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Well, why him?
He's a good guy.
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He's been counseling me
since Darlene left.
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Fine, just... next time,
give me a heads-up.
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Yeah, you're right, I'm sorry.
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It's okay, forget about it.
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- Amen!
- Amen!
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All right, hands in,
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"team" on three!
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One, two, three!
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Team!
Let's go!
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Yeah!
All right, boys, go get 'em.
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He did "team on three."
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I do "team on three."
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I'll do it with ya.
Wh...
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It's not the same.
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Hey, how was the game?
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Fine.
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Well, Pine view's a tough team.
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Don't beat yourself up.
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No, we won.
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I want to be happy,
but your face is confusing me.
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We destroyed 'em.
It was a blowout.
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That doesn't clear things up.
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Pastor Rob prayed with
the team before the game
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and everyone thinks
he's the reason we won.
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So you're mad he helped you win?
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He didn't help!
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I coached that team up,
I designed the game plan.
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But who do they hoist
on their shoulders
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after the final whistle?
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Well...
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What?
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Come on.
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Of course I like cars.
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Most girls don't?
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Well, I do.
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Which one's your favorite?
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Yeah, totally.
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Ford's the best.
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Missy, I need to use the phone.
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Too bad.
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This is important.
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Can't you lie to boys
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about liking cars
some other time?
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I gotta go. Bye.
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Here.
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Wait, don't go away.
I need your help.
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This is stupid.
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Do you want the money or not?
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Hello?
Yes, I have Sheldon Cooper
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calling for Mr. Jennings.
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Yes, we'll hold.
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Hello, Mr. Jennings.
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Mr. Cooper here.
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Yes, I know we have
an appointment for tomorrow,
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but I thought, why wait
to do this face-to-face
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when we could do it
over the phone? Ha, ha.
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Well, it's just that
there's been so much interest
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in the grant database,
I wanted to make sure that you
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got a chance to hear it first.
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Excellent. Well...
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I'm on the phone.
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Oh. Sorry, baby.
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Uh, so you can hang up now.
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Your voice sounds funny,
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are you coming down with a cold?
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No, I'm fine.
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This is my normal adult voice.
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I guess I just miss
that sweet little boy voice.
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Mom!
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Wh... I-It doesn't matter
how old I am, Mr. Jennings,
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because
I'm really, really smart.
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Oh, is this about
his database thingy?
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He is so excited about that
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I could barely get him
to bed last night.
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Mom!
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Oh. As long as
I've been teaching here,
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we have never beaten Pine view.
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Oh, well, I can't
take credit for that.
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Gotta give it to the big guy.
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George?
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Oh, I meant
the big guy upstairs,
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but yeah, him, too.
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So when you baptize someone,
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are you only wearing
swim trunks or...?
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Oh, no, no, fully covered.
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So is it, like, in a pool...
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or a hot tub or...
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Um...
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I thought you were Mormon.
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Mind your business.
Okay.
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Good mornin'.
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Hey, George.
Hey.
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Hey, good morning, George.
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What's going on here?
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Just talking
about Friday's game.
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The paper called it
the "Medford Miracle."
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No miracle, just good coaching.
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Let's not forget
about those kids...
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I mean, they really played
their hearts out. Mm. Yeah.
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One of the things
I coached them to do.
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Of course. I'm just saying
it's a team effort.
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I'm sorry,
what are you doin' here?
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Oh. A couple of
the players wanted to talk,
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so I'm waiting for them
to have a free period.
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Talk about what?
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Anything they want.
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Just here to listen.
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He's a good listener, George.
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If you ever need someone
to talk to...
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I'm fine.
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Sure.
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A man who listens.
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Hmm.
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Mmm-mm-mm.
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So what's up?
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Well, I was hoping I could maybe
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bring a friend over
to watch a movie.
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Mm-hmm.
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And would that friend
be a-a boy?
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Yeah, his name is Dean
and he's so cool,
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and if I bring him to my house,
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my family's gonna embarrass me
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and he's never gonna
talk to me again.
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Calm down, he can come here.
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Thank you.
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But I have some rules.
Anything.
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Okay, first rule,
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you can sit on the same couch,
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but separate cushions.
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And no crossing the line.
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Deal.
I'm not done.
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I will leave you alone,
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but I will
cross through occasionally,
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unannounced
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and I better not see
any scooting, scurrying
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or resetting of pillows.
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No problem.
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The movie can be PG-13,
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but the date has to stay G.
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I promise.
All right, then.
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Thank you, you're the best
meemaw ever. Yeah, I know.
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And just so you know,
Little Mermaid is rated G,
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and they totally kiss.
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On the lips.
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No one will
even listen to my ideas.
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I'm being discriminated against
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because I'm too young.
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I'm sorry to hear that.
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I can't wait till I'm your age
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and people treat me
with respect and reverence.
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Sometimes older people get
discriminated against, too.
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For what? Getting smaller
and cuter year after year?
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Look at you.
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Well, sometimes people assume,
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because of my age,
that I'm out of touch,
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that I, uh,
don't know how to use
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new technologies, that I, uh...
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Hold on, there's a third one.
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So I'm too young
and you're too old?
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If you take the mean
of both our ages,
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we'd be a formidable 41.
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Hmm.
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My name is Sheldon Cooper
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and this is my partner,
Dr. John Sturgis.
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Greetings.
With us,
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you get both youth
and experience.
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Oh, by the way,
I remembered that third thing.
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I'll tell you later.
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So once this is up and running,
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anyone with a computer
and a modem can have access
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to every grant
offered worldwide.
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And you can charge
for access on both sides.
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As the kids like to say,
ka-ching.
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That's the sound
of a cash register,
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in case the onomatopoeia
was unclear.
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Sounds like this could be
very lucrative.
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It was clear.
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How soon do you think
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you could have a prototype?
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Well, working around
my class schedule
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and a sensible bedtime,
I think within a year.
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If we fund this, we'd expect you
to work on it full-time.
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We don't want someone else
beating us to the punch.
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I suppose I could, uh, take
a sabbatical from teaching,
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but my bedtime
is also quite rigid.
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Look, building a company
is not a part-time endeavor.
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We need to know our partners
are as committed as we are.
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So you want me
to drop out of college?
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Of course not.
We want to give you money
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to build a grant database.
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I guess the question is...
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what do you want?
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Well, I-I want that too,
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but I should probably
ask my mom.
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My mom is long dead, so...
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I'm good to go.
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Good news.
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We found investors
for the grant database.
265
00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,186
Oh, honey, that's great.
266
00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:15,046
And even more good news...
You no longer have
267
00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:17,891
to drive me to school, because
I'm dropping out to work on it.
268
00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:19,559
What? No, you're not.
269
00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:21,428
But they won't fund
the project unless
270
00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:22,730
I'm working on it full-time.
271
00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:25,165
I don't care,
you're finishing college.
272
00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:26,634
But you let him drop out.
273
00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:28,602
And look how
his life turned out.
274
00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:29,569
Hey.
275
00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:30,871
I'm sorry, Sheldon,
276
00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:32,381
but you're gonna have
to tell them no.
277
00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:33,707
I got a job
278
00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:35,275
and a cool garage to live in.
279
00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:37,253
This doesn't have to be
permanent. I can always go back.
280
00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:39,847
People always say that,
and then life gets in the way.
281
00:09:39,947 --> 00:09:42,082
I was gonna go to college
after I had Georgie,
282
00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:43,350
and then I didn't.
283
00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:45,185
And look how
her life turned out.
284
00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:47,320
This discussion is over.
285
00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:48,420
This is so unfair.
286
00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:49,522
What's going on?
287
00:09:49,623 --> 00:09:50,924
Sheldon wants to quit college.
288
00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:53,293
So I'm the only one
who's not a dropout?
289
00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:54,662
Who saw that coming?
290
00:09:56,964 --> 00:09:58,365
Hey, Coach.
291
00:09:58,465 --> 00:09:59,833
You got a sec?
292
00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:03,203
I'm trying to get through
this game tape on Jasper.
293
00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:04,463
We're playing them on Friday.
294
00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:06,473
Oh, I know, I'll-I'll be there.
295
00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:07,474
Praying for you.
296
00:10:07,574 --> 00:10:09,643
Great.
297
00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:11,812
Heck of a practice today.
298
00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:13,613
Yeah? What practice
were you watching?
299
00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:15,114
They were
soft as noodles out there.
300
00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:18,852
Yeah. Yeah, I heard you
yell that a few times.
301
00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:24,658
What can I do for ya, Rob?
302
00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:26,994
Well, you know I counsel
a few of your players.
303
00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:28,261
Mm-hmm.
And, uh,
304
00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:30,263
a-a couple of them
have mentioned that
305
00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:33,133
maybe you've been a little
hard on 'em this week.
306
00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:34,267
Really?
307
00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:35,402
Was it Stevens?
308
00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:36,536
I bet it was Stevens.
309
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,505
It doesn't matter.
310
00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:39,805
Thought I should let you know.
311
00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,141
They think I've been hard,
312
00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:42,575
they haven't seen "hard" yet.
313
00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:45,813
It's just...
I find that some kids
314
00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:47,815
respond better to encouragement.
315
00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:50,250
This isn't Sunday school,
this is football.
316
00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:51,719
Oh, hey. I get it.
317
00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:54,221
I was an athlete in high
school. Varsity tennis.
318
00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:55,856
Okay.
319
00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:57,157
Almost went to state.
320
00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:58,291
I'm sure you did.
321
00:10:58,391 --> 00:11:00,260
And I'm sure tennis
is considered
322
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,362
a real sport...
somewhere.
323
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,833
But this is Texas, and this
game on Friday is gonna be
324
00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:07,367
a street fight, and it is my job
325
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:08,878
to make sure these boys
are ready for it.
326
00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:10,603
Yeah, we got the same
goal here, George.
327
00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:13,640
Really? You also want you
to get out of my office?
328
00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:17,610
All right, I'll go.
329
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:21,148
I'm sorry if I
overstepped. I just...
330
00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:23,717
hope you think about
what I said, and, uh...
331
00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,052
ball's in your court.
332
00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:29,723
Yeah, I'm not doin' that back.
333
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:35,228
Okay. I'm just
gonna set this
334
00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:38,165
right here between you.
335
00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:41,468
And remember, just
one hand at a time.
336
00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:43,236
Thank you, Meemaw.
337
00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:45,105
I'll just be upstairs,
338
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,107
unless I'm downstairs.
339
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,575
I could be anywhere.
340
00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:49,910
Got it.
341
00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:52,579
Sorry about her.
Oh, no,
342
00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:54,479
I like that you and
your grandma are so close.
343
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,750
You do?
I think it's cool.
344
00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:59,787
Yeah, she's cool.
We're pretty close.
345
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,354
I was close to my grandma, too.
346
00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:02,790
Grandmas are the best.
347
00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,357
Yeah.
348
00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,994
Mine died earlier this year.
349
00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:08,929
Oh.
350
00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:09,863
I'm sorry.
351
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:11,799
Yeah, it's...
it's okay.
352
00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:14,866
So, should we start the movie?
353
00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:16,703
Totally.
354
00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:24,211
Is she just gonna
sit upstairs by herself?
355
00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:25,345
Oh, yeah, she loves it.
356
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:26,679
Probably knitting.
357
00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,816
My grandma knitted.
358
00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:34,297
Hey, think she'd
want to watch with us?
359
00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:35,688
Oh, no, she's fine.
360
00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:38,091
I just know if I had the chance
361
00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:40,828
to watch one more movie
with my grandma,
362
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:43,030
I'd hate to pass it up.
363
00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:46,066
Meemaw!
364
00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:49,970
So what's goin' on here?
365
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,572
I really don't know.
366
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:56,009
Well, how are the boys
looking for Friday?
367
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,244
Good.
368
00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:58,711
Just good?
369
00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:01,348
'Cause I have a bet
with the Jasper principal
370
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:04,584
and I really don't want
to wear a pink cowboy hat
371
00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:05,862
to the next pep rally.
372
00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,888
I gotta be honest,
it'd be going better
373
00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:09,857
if Pastor Rob would
stay in his lane.
374
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,801
Well, I thought the kids
liked having him around.
375
00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:14,294
Yeah, 'cause he's filling
their heads with junk
376
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,663
like they should be treated nice
and not get yelled at.
377
00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:19,199
Oh. Well, he's one
of those, huh?
378
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,200
Yeah.
379
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,069
So I can get rid of him?
380
00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:23,203
Hell no.
381
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,072
We just beat
Pine view by 28 points.
382
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:27,674
You telling me God didn't
have anything to do with that?
383
00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:29,409
Well, I think
I deserve a little credit.
384
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:30,777
Fine, good job.
385
00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:33,346
Mustache boy stays.
Oh, come on.
386
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:36,149
George, you don't mess
with a winning streak.
387
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,551
So as long as we're winning
I'm stuck with this guy?
388
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:39,686
That's right.
389
00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:40,820
What if we lose?
390
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:42,098
Then you're gonna get murdered
391
00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:44,191
by a guy wearing
a pink cowboy hat.
392
00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:48,914
Dad, I have a question for you.
393
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,597
Not a good time, Sheldon.
394
00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,332
Please, it's really important.
395
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:54,267
Whatever it is, fine.
396
00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:57,704
Mom, Dad said I could
drop out of college!
397
00:13:57,804 --> 00:13:59,873
What? George!
398
00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:07,857
My parents are being
completely unreasonable.
399
00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:09,458
They won't even let me
drop out of school.
400
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:10,894
And even after I told them
that Bill Gates
401
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:12,495
and Steve Jobs both
dropped out of college.
402
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:13,853
What did they say?
403
00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,531
They said, "We don't care
what your friends do",
404
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,324
you're not dropping out."
Well, Sheldon,
405
00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:18,525
I know it's disappointing,
406
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:21,161
but, uh, I think they just have
407
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:22,862
your best interests at heart.
408
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:24,397
They said that, too.
409
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:27,000
And for every
Bill Gates and Steve Jobs,
410
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,801
there's a Paul Labiscous.
411
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:29,902
Who's that?
412
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:31,304
Exactly.
413
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:34,274
But this is a good idea.
We can't just give up.
414
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,676
Well, you could go back
to the university.
415
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,211
They were willing to fund it.
416
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:39,923
No, they wanted to control
the whole thing.
417
00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,982
I want somebody who will just
give me the money,
418
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:43,516
let me work on my own schedule
419
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,494
and not expect me to listen
to their dumb ideas.
420
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,787
I don't think rich people
who give money
421
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,457
like being told
their ideas are dumb.
422
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:52,625
This is fun.
Not a lot of people
423
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,627
I can talk to,
scientist to scientist.
424
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,430
We're not talking
scientist to scientist.
425
00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:58,865
You're not a scientist;
426
00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:00,276
You're just a rich man
that no one will be honest to
427
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,069
because everyone
wants your money.
428
00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:03,503
What happened?
429
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:04,871
He found my honesty delightful
430
00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:06,573
and gave the university
a lot of money.
431
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,641
Impressive.
I know.
432
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,744
But what are the odds
we'll find someone like him?
433
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:15,915
Oh.
434
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,918
Hello?
435
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:20,187
Hey, Missy, it's Dean.
436
00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:22,990
Oh, hi... Hey, I mean... Hi.
437
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,224
It was, uh,
438
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:25,668
fun hanging out with you
the other night.
439
00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:27,727
I thought maybe
we could do it again.
440
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,662
Totally.
We could go to the mall.
441
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,264
Or we could go mini-golfing.
442
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:32,699
I was thinking
443
00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:34,934
maybe we could hang out
with your grandma again.
444
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,204
And do what?
445
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:38,304
I don't know, uh,
446
00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:40,240
we could play a board game,
447
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:41,608
or...
448
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:44,077
Oh, my grandma loved
to bake cookies with me.
449
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,945
I guess that could be fun.
450
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:48,348
Great. It's a date.
451
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,383
Right. You and me.
452
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,619
At your meemaw's.
Can't wait. Bye.
453
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,489
♪ ♪
454
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:58,191
All right!
455
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,860
Hands in, "team" on three.
456
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,829
Wait. Isn't Pastor Rob gonna
pray with us?
457
00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:05,132
Well, he's late
and we got a game to play.
458
00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:07,000
Actually, we have a few minutes.
459
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,835
Thanks, Wayne.
460
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:11,438
Y'all want a prayer,
I'll give you a prayer.
461
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,273
Circle up.
462
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:14,807
Heavenly Father,
463
00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:16,976
bless this team
and the hands that catch...
464
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:19,012
the-the ball...
Oh, boy.
465
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:21,414
...the feet that run and...
466
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:22,649
and kick...
467
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,651
Hey, y'all!
Sorry, guys.
468
00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:25,952
Sorry I'm late, Coach.
469
00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,854
Oh, Pastor Rob's here,
you can stop.
470
00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:28,988
No, no, George,
471
00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:31,058
I'm-I'm sure you're doing great.
472
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:33,193
Come on, Pastor Rob,
we want you to do it.
473
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,329
It's fine, go ahead.
474
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:37,864
All right.
Oh.
475
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,269
Heavenly Father,
bless this team...
476
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,104
Exactly what I said.
Shh.
477
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:45,438
Help these young men...
478
00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:50,943
Thank you so much for bringing
this opportunity to me.
479
00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:52,145
This is exciting.
480
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:53,525
So will you give us the funding?
481
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:54,881
Well, it's a lot of money,
482
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:57,917
but my horoscope did say
take a chance today.
483
00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:01,321
You're, uh, making
a big financial decision
484
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:02,822
based on astrology?
485
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:05,325
I know,
I'm such a Gemini, right?
486
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:07,294
That's ridiculous.
487
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:08,837
The alignment of
the planets and stars
488
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,897
has no correlation
to your success or failure.
489
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,332
Ah, this is great.
490
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:14,967
I mean, science thrives
on this kind of debate.
491
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,103
This isn't a debate.
492
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:17,937
Yes, it is.
493
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,038
There we go again.
494
00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:21,974
Oh, I gotta tell ya,
495
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:24,311
making lab furniture
has made me rich,
496
00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:27,647
but this,
this is what I really love.
497
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,449
Now, just to be clear,
498
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:32,452
we're looking for a financier,
not a partner.
499
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,687
Oh, yes, no, this is your baby.
500
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,923
You guys are the parents,
I'm just a wet nurse.
501
00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:39,992
Just a wealthy,
wealthy wet nurse.
502
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:41,561
What does that mean?
503
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:43,796
A wet nurse is a woman
who suckles another... No, no,
504
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,199
I know what it means,
I just meant what does he mean?
505
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:49,369
Well, I mean I just want
to be around the process.
506
00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:51,138
Anything you need, I'm your guy.
507
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:52,739
But I'm still in charge, right?
508
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,741
Did NASA fake the moon landing?
509
00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:56,209
No.
510
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:58,087
See, that's what I thought
until about a year ago.
511
00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,946
Oh, we're gonna have
so much fun.
512
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:10,157
Close to 23. Hut, hut!
513
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:14,893
Ah, damn!
514
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:15,962
Time!
515
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:17,764
What do you want to do, Coach?
516
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:21,301
Send in the field goal unit,
we gotta go for a tie.
517
00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:23,403
Ooh...
518
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:24,404
What?
519
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:25,972
Nothing.
520
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:27,207
Not my place.
521
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,276
You got something to say,
let's hear it.
522
00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:30,510
I just don't think
523
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,020
they're gonna expect you
to go for it.
524
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:34,022
You fake a field goal,
you might catch 'em off guard.
525
00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:36,916
Actually, Pastor
Rob, at this level
526
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:38,918
that kind of play never...
Hang on, Wayne.
527
00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:39,786
Rob got us a win
528
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:41,521
last week all on his own.
529
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:42,989
Who are we to say no?
530
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,025
Are you sure?
531
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,125
Yeah, I'm sure.
532
00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:48,237
What's the worst
that could happen?
533
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,696
We could lose.
Yep.
534
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:52,064
And who would we blame?
535
00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:55,568
Change of plans,
we're running the fake.
536
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:56,736
Really?
Yeah, you heard me.
537
00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:58,305
Come on, let's go.
538
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,308
All right! Let's go!
539
00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:03,476
Let's go, guys!
540
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:04,844
♪ ♪
541
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:06,655
I don't want to tell you
how to do your job,
542
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,881
but if I was a prayin'
man, I'd start now.
543
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,586
All right, let's go.
544
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:18,758
Hut, hut!
545
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,103
Touchdown!
546
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,007
George, you crazy
son-of-a-bitch,
547
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:36,909
I can't believe you
pulled that off!
548
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,177
Me, neither.
549
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:39,555
Looks like we make
a pretty good team, George.
550
00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:41,180
Yeah!
551
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,216
What's up, boys? Go, go, go!
552
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:49,188
Yeah!
Yeah!
553
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,007
Hey, Dean, want to help
me roll out the dough?
554
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,312
Yeah, one second, I'm just
helping Grandma grease the pan.
555
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,536
Who?
556
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,238
Oh, uh, sorry.
557
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:07,206
You just remind me
of my grandma.
558
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,577
I tell you what,
why don't you help Missy,
559
00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:12,479
and I'm gonna start the dishes.
560
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:14,347
Oh, uh, while the
cookies are baking,
561
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:16,287
maybe you could teach me
how to play gin rummy.
562
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:18,518
All right, we're done here.
563
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:20,820
What?
You heard me.
564
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,422
Are you breaking up with me?
565
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,357
Yeah. You can go now.
566
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:27,360
But my mom's not
picking me up till 7:00.
567
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:31,130
Oh, I'll get the cards.
568
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:41,441
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00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:44,444
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570
00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:47,246
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571
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:50,783
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