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Previously on Young Sheldon...
We are at capacity.
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It's time to expand.
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Where? The video store
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right behind that wall
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just lost its lease.
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So, you're telling me
there's nothing weird
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going on back there?
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Oh, my God.
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Is it legal? No. Yes.
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Too bad there's not
a comic book database
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so I can search through it
and find what I'm looking for.
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Well, CERN
has something similar.
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You can search a database
of scientific papers.
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But there's no database
for comic books.
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You should make one.
Somewhere else.
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Could it be used to catalogue
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other things?
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Yes, the applications
are endless.
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Ooh, there could be ones
for scientific grants.
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Funding grants is such
a time-consuming process.
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If there was
a centralized database,
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it would change
the research landscape entirely.
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Do you see what this could do
for the scientific community?
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We could charge an access fee to
every university on the planet,
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then I could retire on a yacht
in the Bahamas.
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You're missing the point.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Uh, good for science. I love it.
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ADULT SHELDON: People say French
is the language of love,
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but for me, nothing is sweeter
than the exhilarating sounds
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of legalese. Ooh, la, la.
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The same could not be said
for my parents.
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Uh...
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(stammers)
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And which one are we?
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"The-the party
of the first part"
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or "the party
of the second part"?
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(laughs) The first part,
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but either way, it's a party.
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Speaking of which,
can I get you a beer?
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Y-You're a Lone Star man, right?
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Matter of fact, I am. George.
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She offered.
I don't want to be rude.
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It's 11:00 a.m.
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Well, you just let me know.
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We'll get you anything you want.
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We're fine, thank you.
(clears throat)
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So, you really think
this invention of Sheldon's
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could be worth something?
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Oh, who knows?
Uh, most of the time,
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these things don't pan out.
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Could be something,
probably nothing. (Laughs)
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Uh, that's just a formality.
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But you said my grant database
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would make the university
"boatloads of money."
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Well, that doesn't
mean anything.
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Boats can be small. (Laughs)
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Ever hear of a canoe?
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Anyway, who needs a pen?
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What's this about the university
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owning 90% and Sheldon
only owning ten?
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Oh, that's just
standard boilerplate.
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Did you know that
boilerplate originally
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referred to the roll of steel
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used as a template
to create steam boilers,
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but then was adapted
to the legal profession
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to describe the way
companies use fine print
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to get around the law?
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Ugh, that fact is just so fun.
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You see? It is a party.
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And what's a party
without Yoo-hoo?
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Can I get you a cold one?
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Yes, please.
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No. We want to make
sure that Sheldon
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is being treated fairly.
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Yeah, maybe we should get
our own lawyer
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to take a look at this
before we sign anything.
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Can we afford a lawyer?
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Okay, w-we're gonna need
some time to get back to you.
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Of course.
You take all the time you need.
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You know, just because of all
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the nice things we've done for
your son and for your family,
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no need to start
trusting us now.
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She took that
better than I thought.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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Dang, it's busy in here
for a weekday.
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Social Security checks landed.
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Hm. Getting paid
just to be old... must be nice.
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I ain't complaining.
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Listen, this cash box
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is full. Take some of this up
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and stick it in the register
in the video store.
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You got it.
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And don't be
flirting with Mandy.
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I need help back here.
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Okay, but she might
flirt with me.
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This shirt really
brings out my eyes.
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(door closes)
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How's it going?
Figure everything out?
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People give me money,
I give them movies.
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I think I got it.
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Smart, pregnant,
you're the whole package.
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I'd like to return this movie.
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Okay, thank you. Come again.
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I can't believe
you would rent this filth.
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It's not filth.
It's Basic Instinct.
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Well, my husband was watching it
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and there was a woman in there
who showed her hoo-ha.
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Yeah, she does.
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Come on, I mean,
you don't see the whole thing.
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At most, you see a "hoo."
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If you see the "hoo,"
the "ha's" right there.
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Whatever it was, it's sinful.
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Why don't you pick out
something else? On the house.
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I don't know why you'd carry
something like this.
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People like it.
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I've seen it three times.
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Do you really want
to bring your baby
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into a world where this
is considered entertainment?
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Lady, why don't you
let me worry about my baby
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and, uh, you worry about
what your husband's watching.
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Easy, she's still a customer.
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Not anymore.
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And I'm gonna tell
my prayer group
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not to come here either.
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(scoffs) Okay, you do that.
We have family
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entertainment as well.
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Sound of Music.
No one shows nothing.
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Three times, really?
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I'm 17.
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Well, I don't know,
you're the lawyer.
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You know,
if this invention's big,
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mama wants a taste.
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President Hagemeyer, a word.
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Here's a word: Out.
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I understand
you're moving forward
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with Sheldon's grant database.
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I was an intrinsic part of that.
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Hm, Sheldon didn't mention you.
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Of course he didn't, that
pint-sized little credit hog.
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Do I need to redo
these contracts?
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You betcha.
All right, just hold on.
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This is good for the university.
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This isn't about everybody
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getting a piece of the pie.
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Oh, really? In that contract,
does she get a piece of the pie?
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Uh... Don't answer that,
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attorney-client whatever.
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Uh, technically my services
are paid for by the uni...
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Shut up, Ken.
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Linda, be reasonable.
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I am.
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After all the Sheldon I've
put up with, I deserve this.
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You deserve this? My office
is basically his clubhouse.
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Okay, I tell you what I'll do.
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If Sheldon's okay with it,
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you're welcome
to part of his cut.
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That's not you doing anything.
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Hi there, Connie.
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Pastor Jeff.
What can I do for you?
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I was hoping we could chat
about your video store.
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What about it?
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I'm just so glad
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it's in the hands
of a good Christian woman.
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Where you headed here, padre?
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(clears throat)
Well, some of my flock
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have concerns about
the movies y'all rent.
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You know, the ones with the
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sexual content
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and whatnot.
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If they don't want
to see whatnot,
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then they shouldn't
rent whatnot.
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I hear you. God gave us
free will. (Chuckles)
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But you're renting temptation.
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And you know who tempts us?
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The devil.
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So, that's who's making me
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want to slam this door
in your face.
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I'm just here
to give you a heads-up.
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People are upset
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and I'd hate to see
your business suffer.
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Are you threatening me?
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No, uh, I'm sorry.
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Uh, let me just
take off my pastor hat,
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put on my neighbor cap,
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and start again.
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I'm gonna put on my hat, too.
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It's got a big foam finger
on top of it.
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Guess which one.
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The naughty one?
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Bingo.
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♪ ♪
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Mr. Vance, thank you for taking
the time to see us.
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Oh, no problem. (Chuckles)
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You know,
I don't ordinarily handle
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intellectual property contracts,
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I'm more of a slip-and-fall guy.
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I have seen your face
on those park bench ads.
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Oh, you fall in the park,
this is the first thing
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you see.
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So, as I said on the phone,
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our son invented something that
his university's interested in,
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but we feel they might be
trying to keep
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the lion's share for themselves.
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You really think
it's gonna be worth something?
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University seems to think so.
They want 90% of it.
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Oh, is that so?
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What's the invention?
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We don't really understand it.
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Oh, you know, it's a computer...
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thing. (Scoffs)
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Adding machine and carbon paper
got me this far.
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Mm.
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What... what am I smelling?
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Beef and broccoli.
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Chinese place downstairs.
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Ooh, do they have good chop
suey? I can never find good...
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George. You were saying?
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Sheldon, we need to talk.
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You should keep your voice down.
This is a library.
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Do you remember when
we came up with the idea
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for that grant database?
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I remember when
I came up with the idea.
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Uh, in my office.
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In my brain.
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Which was in my office.
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And, as I recall,
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I was the one who suggested
you build a database.
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No, you suggested I build
a comic book database.
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Which was the underlying idea.
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Fire is the underlying idea
for the nuclear power plant,
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and no one credits the caveman.
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Son...
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and I call you son because
I think of you as family.
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Is this the way you would
treat your own family?
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Not my mom.
Everyone else is on their own.
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JEFF (in distance):
Thank you for saying no to sin!
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Oh, you got to be kidding me.
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What are you doing?
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We're just asking people
to sign our petition
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if they agree that sin
has no place in cinema.
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Huh. Clever. Thanks.
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And God doesn't want us
seeing people's private parts.
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Didn't he make people's
private parts?
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He did, and then he made clothes
to cover 'em right up.
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(sighs) You are scaring
away my customers.
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You know what's scarier? Hell.
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Look, you can't just sit here
in front of my store.
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Freedom of speech.
We're allowed.
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And we're allowed
to rent whatever movies we want.
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People can choose
for themselves.
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They sure can.
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If you love God
and hate the devil, sign here.
258
00:09:21,928 --> 00:09:25,498
Where is your halo? 'Cause
you are an angel. (Chuckles)
259
00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,836
Let's just see what
the people think about this.
260
00:09:34,006 --> 00:09:35,442
Yeah.
261
00:09:41,849 --> 00:09:43,192
MEEMAW:
What are you doing? We just
262
00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:44,660
finally got those
killjoys out of here.
263
00:09:44,684 --> 00:09:45,852
Yeah, it was amazing.
264
00:09:45,952 --> 00:09:47,620
Have you two lost your minds?
265
00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:49,221
We do not need
this kind of attention.
266
00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:50,990
Attention's good.
267
00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:52,725
Like, free advertising.
268
00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:54,826
We're running an illegal
gambling room in the back.
269
00:09:54,861 --> 00:09:56,629
Oh, that'll be fine. For you.
270
00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:58,731
If we get arrested,
y'all go to lady jail.
271
00:09:58,831 --> 00:10:01,467
I have to go to scary jail.
I'm too pretty for scary jail.
272
00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:02,903
No more prison movies for you.
273
00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:05,538
So you're saying
we should just give in,
274
00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:08,307
after what that
holy-rolling Muppet
275
00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:10,476
has done to your whole family?
276
00:10:10,576 --> 00:10:12,479
He does look like a Muppet.
277
00:10:12,578 --> 00:10:14,081
All I'm saying is
we need to remember
278
00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:15,816
where the real money's
coming from.
279
00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:18,786
If we want it to keep coming,
you got to back off.
280
00:10:20,187 --> 00:10:23,523
Okay, fine. I'll behave.
281
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,625
When did you start
to be the responsible one?
282
00:10:26,726 --> 00:10:29,096
Hey, I don't like it, either.
283
00:10:30,429 --> 00:10:33,966
Ah, just the young genius
I was hoping to see.
284
00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:37,104
Look, I've heard
from your parents' lawyer,
285
00:10:37,203 --> 00:10:39,538
and I'm a little concerned
286
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,908
that this whole thing
is getting out of hand.
287
00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:44,177
How so? Well, you
know, lawyers get involved
288
00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:47,514
and everything slows down
and, well, I'm just worried
289
00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:49,515
that someone else might come up
290
00:10:49,615 --> 00:10:51,317
with the same idea
in the meantime.
291
00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:53,552
I didn't think of that.
We should get started.
292
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,688
I agree, but, well,
we can't get started
293
00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:57,524
until the paperwork is signed.
294
00:10:57,624 --> 00:10:59,658
Ugh! Those darn lawyers.
295
00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:01,293
Well, how can we fix this?
296
00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:05,197
Hmm. Well, I guess
297
00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:09,168
if you could, well,
convince your parents to sign,
298
00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:10,870
then we could get rolling.
299
00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,042
And to make it worth your while,
300
00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:18,812
how about we put your name
on one of these buildings?
301
00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:22,249
How would you feel about
"Sheldon Cooper Science Center"?
302
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,717
I'm sorry. Did you say,
"Sheldon Cooper Science Center,"
303
00:11:24,817 --> 00:11:27,053
or "Sheldon Cooper's
Science Center"?
304
00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:28,187
Well, which do you like?
305
00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:29,322
I prefer the possessive.
306
00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:30,758
It makes it much more mine.
307
00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:33,559
Then "Sheldon Cooper's
Science Center" it is.
308
00:11:33,659 --> 00:11:36,196
(laughs) So, do we have a deal?
309
00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:37,965
Okay. Excellent.
310
00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:41,600
Now get out of here
before I pinch those cheeks.
311
00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:44,370
(sighs)
312
00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:46,038
(knocking)
313
00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:48,975
I will remind you
my wife is a police officer.
314
00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:51,812
I've just come
with a little peace offering.
315
00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:57,017
My last copy of Basic Instinct.
316
00:11:57,116 --> 00:12:01,221
So there you go.
No more naked ladies,
317
00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:02,455
no more Michael Douglas'
318
00:12:02,554 --> 00:12:05,658
bare butt giving me
impure thoughts.
319
00:12:06,558 --> 00:12:08,861
The town is safe again.
320
00:12:08,961 --> 00:12:11,264
Well, thank you
for seeing reason.
321
00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:14,201
Well, what kind of good
Christian woman would I be
322
00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:15,467
if I didn't?
323
00:12:15,567 --> 00:12:17,804
(chuckles) So, we square?
324
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,673
It's not about you and me
being square, Connie.
325
00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:24,510
It's about you
and El Jefe Grande.
326
00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:27,514
Mm-hmm.
327
00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:30,017
Well, goodbye.
328
00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:32,318
You know,
I'd be happy to come down
329
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,362
and let you know what
other movies are objectionable
330
00:12:34,386 --> 00:12:37,224
so we don't have
another situation on our hands.
331
00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:41,028
You want to take
more movies out of my store?
332
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,629
Again, not me,
but there's a guy with a thumb
333
00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:46,066
a lot bigger
than Siskel or Ebert's.
334
00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:52,172
Sheldon, thank you
for coming in.
335
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:55,274
I want to apologize
for our little tiff earlier.
336
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:56,375
You're forgiven.
337
00:12:56,475 --> 00:12:57,911
Oh. Great.
338
00:12:58,010 --> 00:13:02,315
I found something that might
be of interest to you.
339
00:13:02,414 --> 00:13:05,518
An authentic signature
from Richard Feynman.
340
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:06,785
Where did you get this?
341
00:13:06,886 --> 00:13:08,120
Details aren't important.
342
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:10,490
Is this a restraining order?
Not important.
343
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,134
That's actually a really
good way to get autographs.
344
00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:13,759
I'll have to keep that in mind.
345
00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:15,962
Well, it's yours, from
one scientist to another,
346
00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:17,429
and that's my point, really.
347
00:13:17,529 --> 00:13:20,332
You and I... we need
to stick together. Why?
348
00:13:20,432 --> 00:13:22,802
Because this university
is filled with people
349
00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,671
who want to exploit our ideas.
350
00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:26,206
That's not my experience.
351
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,216
President Hagemeyer
just offered me my own building.
352
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,210
You're being manipulated,
you don't even know it.
353
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:32,412
Sheldon, I've seen this
a thousand times...
354
00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:36,283
A brilliant young mind
like yours taken advantage of.
355
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,085
But isn't that
what you're trying to do?
356
00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:39,919
Absolutely not.
357
00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:41,821
President Hagemeyer's
was a bribe.
358
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:45,825
That is a gift
from one peer to another.
359
00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,894
(laughs) So what do you say?
360
00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:49,629
Are you a scientist
361
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:51,463
or are you a pawn
of the administration?
362
00:13:51,563 --> 00:13:52,731
A scientist.
363
00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:54,567
Yes, you are. (Laughs)
364
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,369
So, we have a deal?
365
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:59,005
Okay.
366
00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:00,706
MEEMAW: I'd like to order
367
00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:03,009
five more copies
of Basic Instinct
368
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:07,014
and a couple more
of Fatal Attraction.
369
00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:10,649
Anything else? Ooh, uh, get
a Last Temptation of Christ.
370
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,152
That'll really piss people off.
371
00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:15,322
And a copy of
The Last Temptation of Christ
372
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:16,722
to really piss people off.
373
00:14:16,822 --> 00:14:18,625
Thank you.
374
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:20,293
What are y'all doing?
375
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,729
Well, I tried to be nice
but he kept pushing.
376
00:14:22,828 --> 00:14:24,264
Yeah, so now we're pushing back.
377
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,597
Why do you care?
378
00:14:25,697 --> 00:14:27,076
Because I don't like
anybody telling me how
379
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,902
to run my business,
especially him.
380
00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:31,038
This is not your business.
381
00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:33,240
That room back there
with the shady piles of money...
382
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:36,775
That's your business.
Your secret, illegal business.
383
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:38,644
So, what, are we just supposed
384
00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:40,746
to become
a Christian video store now?
385
00:14:40,846 --> 00:14:42,782
You know what?
In this town, I...
386
00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:45,485
No! I am not
gonna let that man win.
387
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,754
Hi. I'm with Channel 7 news.
388
00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:49,355
Can I help you?
389
00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:52,591
A local pastor has put together
a petition of citizens
390
00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:55,761
concerned about the vulgar
content of your video store.
391
00:14:55,861 --> 00:14:57,163
Would you care to comment?
392
00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:59,765
Damn straight I would.
I want him to know...
393
00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:01,833
Give me. Give me.
No, give me that. I want...
394
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,770
I can assure you
there's nothing immoral
395
00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:06,940
or indecent going on here.
396
00:15:13,312 --> 00:15:14,214
Mm. So, we were talking
to the lawyer...
397
00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:16,048
Here comes the divorce.
398
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:17,583
We are not getting divorced.
399
00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:18,918
Then why do we have a lawyer?
400
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:20,220
Sheldon invented something
401
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,563
that the university's
interested in
402
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,322
and it could be
worth some money.
403
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,091
You always were
my favorite brother.
404
00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:27,403
This morning you licked your
finger and put it in my ear.
405
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:28,760
That means I like you.
406
00:15:28,860 --> 00:15:30,663
Anyway, the lawyer
wants to sit down with you
407
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,698
before he gets into it
with the university.
408
00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:35,168
I don't know. I hear
lawyers slow things down.
409
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:36,302
What?
410
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:37,971
Shelly, this is for your future.
411
00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:41,374
We're just trying to make sure
that you're taken care of.
412
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,009
I don't care about money.
413
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:46,178
Well, someday you might when
you have your own wife and kids.
414
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:47,779
I don't see that happening.
415
00:15:47,879 --> 00:15:50,582
No one sees that happening.
And I say that with love.
416
00:15:50,682 --> 00:15:52,652
Sheldon, this is important
to all of us.
417
00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:54,988
Uh, you got to think
about your family.
418
00:15:55,087 --> 00:15:56,722
Shelly, he's right.
419
00:15:56,822 --> 00:16:00,192
Did you put extra hot dogs
in this spaghetti?
420
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,961
I did.
421
00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:05,831
Okay, I'll talk with the lawyer.
422
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,835
(whispering): You're good.
423
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,938
Well, I'm-I'm so glad that
we can all sit down together.
424
00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:16,808
And I have a feeling we are
gonna come to a quick agreement.
425
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:20,379
I have a feeling we are.
426
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,880
So, I have redrawn
the contracts...
427
00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:23,515
Sorry we're late.
428
00:16:23,615 --> 00:16:25,784
What are you doing here?
And who's he?
429
00:16:25,884 --> 00:16:27,486
I'm his cousin. And lawyer.
430
00:16:27,586 --> 00:16:29,221
Really, Grant?
431
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,224
Yeah, really.
Let me talk for you.
432
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:32,524
Yeah, really.
433
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:35,361
Okay. Fine, fine. Stay.
434
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:38,197
It really doesn't make
any difference because
435
00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:41,967
Sheldon agrees that this is in
the best interest of everyone.
436
00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:44,303
You said that? Yes.
437
00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:46,972
Hold on. Sheldon told me...
Grant.
438
00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:49,775
Sheldon informed my client
439
00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:52,010
that their interests
were aligned.
440
00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:54,147
You told him that? Yes.
441
00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:55,248
You told me
442
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:56,249
he was on our side.
443
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:57,984
Didn't you tell them that?
444
00:16:58,085 --> 00:16:58,985
Yes.
445
00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:00,586
Which is it, Sheldon?
446
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,855
Yeah, Sheldon.
Whose side are you on?
447
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:05,692
Shelly?
448
00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:09,261
I don't know and I don't care.
449
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:10,682
I just want
to build the database.
450
00:17:10,762 --> 00:17:13,299
Why can't this just
be about the science?
451
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,835
W-Why are you making it
all about the money?
452
00:17:16,635 --> 00:17:19,338
This was supposed to be
exciting, and you're ruining it.
453
00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:23,843
Oh...
454
00:17:23,942 --> 00:17:26,813
I'm telling you,
I can do it on my own.
455
00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:28,248
Shelly?
456
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,284
I don't want to be
in the middle anymore.
457
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:34,320
I know. I...
I came out to apologize.
458
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:35,855
We made that all about us
459
00:17:35,954 --> 00:17:37,890
and it should be
about what you want.
460
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:39,592
Thanks.
461
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:43,563
So... why don't you take
a little time
462
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:46,031
and figure out
what's gonna make you happy?
463
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:47,299
I will.
464
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,667
Okay, I did.
465
00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:52,003
Oh. All right.
Well, what did you decide?
466
00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:54,840
I'm cutting everybody out
and doing this myself. What?
467
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:57,376
I don't need the university
and I don't need Dr. Linkletter.
468
00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:59,311
How are you gonna
pay for all this?
469
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:00,813
I'll find private investors.
470
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,824
They can pay for it
on the condition I'm left alone.
471
00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:06,051
Are you sure you don't want to
think about this a little more?
472
00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:07,554
Perhaps you're right.
473
00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:09,989
Done. I'm good. Where you going?
474
00:18:10,088 --> 00:18:12,325
My dorm. I have some calls
to make. Love you.
475
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:14,626
Love you, too.
476
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:27,507
Don't you have Die Hard?
477
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:29,741
Not anymore. Why?
478
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:32,010
It had that bad word in it.
479
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:36,348
What? "Yippee-ki-yay," etcetera.
480
00:18:37,115 --> 00:18:39,352
This store sucks.
481
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:40,686
We know.
482
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,190
Maybe you'd like The
Singing Nun. Nope.
483
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:48,094
Has anybody ever rented
The Singing Nun?
484
00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:52,030
Just Pastor Jeff.
485
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,633
That figures.
486
00:18:53,732 --> 00:18:55,101
Wait a minute.
487
00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:57,436
You can see all the movies
488
00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,838
that Pastor Jeff ever rented?
You can see
489
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,641
any movie everyone's rented.
490
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:03,242
Well, let's just see
491
00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:06,077
if he's as pious
as he pretends to be.
492
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:09,682
Let's find out. (Grunts)
493
00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:10,782
(typing)
494
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:13,152
Jesus Christ Superstar,
495
00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:15,755
Jesus of Nazareth,
496
00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:17,022
The Blood of Jesus.
497
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:18,357
Good Lord.
498
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,991
How many Jesus movies are there?
499
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:21,661
Oh, what about his wife?
500
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:24,163
Oh. Mm.
501
00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:27,267
Show me, show me. Mm.
502
00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:30,702
Hello, Pastor Jeff.
503
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:32,083
(door closes) Hey there, Connie.
504
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,605
What brings you by?
505
00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:37,844
I just wanted to drop off
a little gift.
506
00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:39,479
Dirty Dancing?
507
00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:41,847
I think you know
how I feel about this movie.
508
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:43,750
I do.
509
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:46,486
I also know how your wife
feels about it.
510
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:47,720
What?
511
00:19:47,819 --> 00:19:49,221
She's rented it five times.
512
00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:52,090
That's a lot
of shirtless Patrick Swayze.
513
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,925
Must be some mistake.
514
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,962
There isn't. Shall we talk about
Fatal Attraction?
515
00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:59,097
Do we have to? Six times.
516
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,968
Are you blackmailing me? Yeah.
517
00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:03,403
Well, it's not gonna work.
518
00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:05,704
I'm a man of principles
and I stand by them.
519
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:07,673
And I respect that.
520
00:20:08,807 --> 00:20:11,778
So let's talk about what your
church elders are renting.
521
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:13,779
Oh, come on. Want to know?
522
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:14,980
Is it bad?
523
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:18,049
It's Porky's bad. (Whimpers)
524
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:19,986
How your principles feeling now?
525
00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:22,454
ADULT SHELDON:
I'm going to end this story
526
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,957
so you don't have to see
a grown man beg for mercy.
527
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,659
Connie, please...
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