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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Sounds like I'm done here.
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It's probably that coach
from Carthage. Actually,
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I got offered the job. Wayne.
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Morning, George.
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I quit. Come on.
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Is there a chance I keep my job?
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No.
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Then at least let me
leave on my own terms.
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All right.
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All right, almost there.
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I don't know about this.
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The last surprise you got
me is pressing on my bladder.
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Surprise.
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You got me an ugly car?
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No, I bought me a family car.
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What about your Mustang?
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I traded it in.
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For this?
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That's what the
guy at the lot said.
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But you love that Mustang.
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Yeah, but there was no way
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I was gonna get a
baby seat in the back.
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Well, that's very thoughtful.
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And these things are real
safe, too. My mom has one.
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When I was little, she hit
an ice cream truck with it.
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I didn't even wake up.
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Is this a bad time to tell you
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I only liked you
for your cool car?
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You say that now, but wait till
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you see how many
groceries we can get
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in the back of this thing.
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I can't believe you did this.
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It's a no-brainer.
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I want to keep our kid safe.
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Thank you.
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Hm. That was interesting.
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Oh, grow up.
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Grow up?
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I bought a car that seats 25.
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It's so nice that you're
joining us for dinner.
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Please don't make
a big deal out of it.
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I just said it was nice.
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You said so nice.
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I'm sorry.
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It's fine.
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Niblingo, I have a question.
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Niblingo?
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He made it up.
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I coined it because
there was no word
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to denote the unmarried
mother of our niece or nephew.
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Sheldon, that sounds rude.
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Do you have a better word for
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the unmarried mother
of a niece or nephew?
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I'm not sure we need one.
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I think it's sweet.
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Kind of.
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Uh, what's your question?
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Thanks, Niblingo.
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I've heard that pregnant women
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eat for two. Does that mean
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that you need two
full-size portions?
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I guess Dad's pregnant then.
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One portion should be fine,
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considering the baby's
the size of a golf ball.
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Actually, according
to my calculations,
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the baby's the size
of a bell pepper.
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Although I could be off.
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When was your last menstruation?
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You do not need to answer that.
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I was not going to.
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I'm real sorry about them.
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Wh... I didn't say
anything wrong.
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Neither did I.
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You were being overly nice.
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It made everybody uncomfortable.
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Who's calling during dinner?
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You know, twins
run in our family.
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It's not twins.
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That's too bad.
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It would double your chances
of having a remarkable child.
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Like me.
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Or a child that people like.
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Just eat your dinner.
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Are you gonna find out the sex?
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Yes. No.
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No?
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I want to be surprised.
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I don't like surprises.
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What about the baby shower?
People are gonna want to know.
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Oh, yeah. We got to
have a baby shower.
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Remind me what a baby shower is.
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I got to go.
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Everything okay?
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That was Petersen.
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Something's going on with Wayne.
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What's that mean? I don't know.
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Doesn't sound good.
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Did you know the
modern baby shower
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has history that goes
back to ancient Egyptian
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and Greek civilizations?
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Remarkable.
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What's going on?
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I don't know. He
didn't show up for work.
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I heard he was here.
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What's that about? I don't know.
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Go away.
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Wayne, it's George. Open up.
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I said go away.
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If you don't let us in...
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Tom here says he's
gonna knock the door down.
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Why you got to...
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Want a drink?
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I got vodka and root beer.
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Ugh.
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Wayne, what's going on?
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My life is a lie.
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Gay?
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I don't know.
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We're gonna need more than that.
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My marriage.
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My beautiful
marriage... It's-it's over.
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You and Darlene? No.
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You two are the
happiest couple I know.
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I mean, wh...
whatever's going on,
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it'll blow over.
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She's cheating on me.
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You sure?
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Oh, man. I'm
sorry, that's terrible.
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With my best friend.
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That's even more terrible.
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She was my world.
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Well there's no reason
to throw in the towel.
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I mean, you can
still get her back.
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She's having his baby.
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Well... Say something.
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What do you say to that?
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You really never
suspected anything?
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That's what you
say? You had nothing.
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Wayne, buddy, uh...
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Uh...
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No, I-I know it seems bad now,
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which it is.
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Which is why it seems that way.
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Oh, my God.
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Just... Just leave me alone.
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Y'all can't fix this.
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What do you want to do?
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Oh, I don't know. We
can't leave him here.
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Let's take him to your place.
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I can't do that. Why not?
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If I took in every teacher
with marital problems,
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my apartment would
look like a firehouse.
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Fine.
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Wayne, grab your pants.
You're coming with me.
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I don't want to be around
you and your happy family.
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Happy? Uh, couple days with us
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and you'll be glad that kid
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ain't yours.
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Let's go. Pants.
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Well, thanks
again. That was fun.
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Really? Dinner with my family?
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My family won't
talk to me at all.
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So, I'll take "niblingo" and a
home-cooked meal any day.
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Well, you're always welcome.
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I think there's ice
cream in the freezer,
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if you want to come in.
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I mean, I'm gonna eat
it, but you can watch.
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Thanks, but I
got to get to work.
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It's a laundromat.
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Doesn't it kind
of run on its own?
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You'd think that,
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but there's a lot of
technical issues...
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Lint and such.
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Okay. Good night.
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Good night.
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Look at me.
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Just chipping away at the ice.
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Well, this is a wrinkle.
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Missy. Missy.
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What?
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An issue of social
protocol has arisen,
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and I need your input.
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What's he doing here?
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I don't know.
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But more importantly, would
it be rude if I watch television?
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Mom.
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Mom.
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What?
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Why is Coach Wilkins
asleep on the couch?
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No, the question
is can I watch TV
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with Coach Wilkins
asleep on the couch?
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It's a subtle but
important difference.
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Get out.
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Oh, hey, Tom.
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How's he doing?
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Still sleeping it off. Mm-hmm.
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Morning, Tom. Mary.
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I just can't believe Darlene
would do that to him.
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Yeah, just...
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Right before the big
game Friday night.
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Think he can pull
himself together by then?
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How would I know?
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Really?
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A man's life is coming apart
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and you're worried
about a football game?
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Well, yeah.
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Can we take this outside?
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Do you mind?
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I don't mind.
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Do you mind? I don't mind.
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We don't mind.
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Oh, listen, George, I
really need your help here.
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What do you expect me to do?
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I don't know. Get
him coaching again.
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You gave him my job.
This is your problem.
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Well, you quit. You
were gonna fire me.
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But you quit first.
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Can we please just
focus on Wayne?
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I'm begging you, George.
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You know what a
big deal this game is.
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Don't know what the
hell I'm supposed to do.
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Okay.
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Thank you. I owe you one.
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I'm not doing this for you,
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I'm doing it for the
kids on that team.
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What about Wayne?
What about him?
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And Wayne.
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I had Georgie go get
your car from the motel.
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Thanks.
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Trust me, going back to
work is just what you need.
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One thing you got to remember,
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this story ain't over.
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We don't know
how it's gonna end.
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The only person that
can decide that is you.
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You are the hero of your story.
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You take the action.
You call the shots.
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You decide your destiny.
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That's the same speech
you gave at halftime
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when we were getting our
nuts crushed by Nacogdoches.
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And you remember what happened?
We came back and won that game.
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After their quarterback
dislocated his shoulder.
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You're not even trying, Wayne.
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I am, you're not.
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Ms. McAllister,
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we don't have any insurance
information on file for you.
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Oh, that's all right.
We'll be paying in cash.
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Cash?
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In God we trust.
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You always carry that
much cash around?
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Do you think there's
just boobs in this bra?
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No, I mean, why?
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Well, the laundromat's
a cash business.
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That's mostly just
quarters, though, isn't it?
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Uh, yeah, but, well, now
we've got the video store,
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and I'm not real big on banks.
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Because you lived
through the Depression?
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Yeah.
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All right, everyone.
Pencils out, books away.
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Let's get ready
to take this test.
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Mrs. Wilkins?
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Are you sure you want
us to take this test today?
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Why wouldn't I?
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Well, you know,
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with everything
you're going through?
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Okay, we got your playbook,
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we got your practice plan, and
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you, sir, are ready to
coach some kick-ass football.
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00:10:47,279 --> 00:10:48,849
Thanks, George.
270
00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:49,948
I really appreciate
271
00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:51,551
everything you've done for me.
272
00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:54,520
Coming back to work
was just what I needed.
273
00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:56,990
Happy to help.
274
00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:58,926
Coach Wilkins.
275
00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:01,761
What the hell
did you tell Missy Cooper?!
276
00:11:03,529 --> 00:11:05,331
I'll give you some privacy.
277
00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:09,474
Over in this aisle we've
got your new releases.
278
00:11:09,501 --> 00:11:11,303
Here are your action
and adventures...
279
00:11:11,403 --> 00:11:12,873
Your Stallones, your
Schwarzeneggers,
280
00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:14,407
your Van Dammes,
281
00:11:14,506 --> 00:11:17,144
and of course we have a
whole row of chick flicks,
282
00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:20,379
known in the movie
biz as rom-come.
283
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:22,315
Do not enter?
284
00:11:22,414 --> 00:11:24,951
What's back there?
Oh, that? That's just
285
00:11:25,052 --> 00:11:27,153
some storage and
a bunch of machines
286
00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:29,688
that rewind the tapes
when people are not kind
287
00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:30,823
and don't rewind.
288
00:11:30,923 --> 00:11:32,158
Very cool.
289
00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:35,427
Hey, if you ever need any
help behind the cash register,
290
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,330
I'd sure rather be
working here than being
291
00:11:37,429 --> 00:11:39,566
on my feet all day
at the diner. Mm, no.
292
00:11:39,665 --> 00:11:41,334
No, you don't want to do that.
293
00:11:41,433 --> 00:11:42,836
You're such a good waitress.
294
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:44,471
It'd be a waste of your talent.
295
00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:46,639
Hey, Georgie.
296
00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,508
Officer Rutledge.
297
00:11:48,607 --> 00:11:52,111
Congratulations on your
expanding business empire.
298
00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:54,181
Thank you. Very kind.
299
00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:55,648
Hey there, Jake.
300
00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:56,884
Hey, Connie.
301
00:11:56,984 --> 00:11:58,518
I was just telling
your grandson here
302
00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:01,254
how much I love the new place.
303
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:05,158
Mandy, let me show
you the kids section.
304
00:12:07,559 --> 00:12:10,798
Got all the Looney Tunes,
Flintstones, Fraggle Rock.
305
00:12:12,631 --> 00:12:14,333
What's going on?
306
00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:17,136
Nothing. Just figured
we're having a kid,
307
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:18,971
we should be
familiar with the genre.
308
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,474
Well, thanks for dropping by.
309
00:12:21,573 --> 00:12:24,476
We need to renegotiate
our arrangement.
310
00:12:24,576 --> 00:12:26,017
Uh, and we will
talk about that soon.
311
00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:27,880
Meanwhile...
312
00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:30,649
Grab some Red Vines.
Show of good faith.
313
00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:37,289
You wouldn't think
it about Jake, but...
314
00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:40,226
he just loves a foreign film.
315
00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:41,528
Just stop it, okay?
316
00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,529
I know what's going
on here. You do?
317
00:12:43,629 --> 00:12:46,232
That creepy cop,
that trip to Mexico,
318
00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:47,767
all that cash in your bra.
319
00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:49,269
Y'all are selling drugs.
320
00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:51,638
We're not selling drugs.
321
00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:53,216
So you're telling me
there's nothing weird
322
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,140
going on back there?
323
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,709
Oh, I didn't say that.
324
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,083
Let's take a walk.
325
00:13:04,183 --> 00:13:06,886
Try and keep an open mind.
326
00:13:13,592 --> 00:13:14,894
Oh, my God.
327
00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:16,696
See? Not drugs.
328
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,966
And that is the sound
329
00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:22,269
of a 22% house advantage.
330
00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:24,169
Is it legal?
331
00:13:24,203 --> 00:13:25,772
Yes. No.
332
00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:28,008
Kind of. K... Kind of.
333
00:13:28,107 --> 00:13:29,241
So, the police are in on it.
334
00:13:29,341 --> 00:13:30,677
A little bit, yeah.
335
00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:33,312
Silent partner, as they say.
336
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,615
I know it's a lot.
337
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:39,451
It's amazing.
338
00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:40,653
It is?
339
00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:43,490
My kid's going
to private school.
340
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,192
You're going to private school!
341
00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:50,963
All right, everybody.
Great practice.
342
00:13:51,063 --> 00:13:53,200
Let's gather round, take a knee.
343
00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:58,004
All right, Coach.
They're all yours.
344
00:13:58,105 --> 00:14:00,206
Thank you, George.
345
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,009
Look at you guys.
346
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:04,144
Young, strong,
347
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:06,712
all your hopes and
dreams in front of you.
348
00:14:06,812 --> 00:14:08,215
None of you have any idea
349
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:09,883
of what's out there
waiting for you.
350
00:14:09,982 --> 00:14:11,027
Wayne, where you going with it?
351
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,953
A team requires trust.
352
00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:15,554
Sure, you can
353
00:14:15,654 --> 00:14:18,958
count on your teammates
when the ball is snapped.
354
00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:20,226
But can you count on them
355
00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:21,870
when they're away at
a teachers conference
356
00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:24,864
with the woman you were
gonna spend your life with?
357
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,332
Hmm?
358
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,735
Okay.
359
00:14:30,736 --> 00:14:31,770
"Team" on three.
360
00:14:34,173 --> 00:14:36,775
I will not submit
to the procedures.
361
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:38,610
That's Commander Data.
362
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,682
He's an android, but
he aspires to be human.
363
00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:43,816
Which, if you ask me,
364
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:45,197
is a step in the
wrong direction.
365
00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:46,786
I understand your objection.
366
00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:52,192
I don't know how he's gonna
coach the game on Friday night.
367
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,360
Poor man.
368
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:54,995
Can you believe his marriage
369
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:56,729
falling apart like that? I know.
370
00:14:56,828 --> 00:14:59,932
If it was gonna happen to
anybody, you'd think it'd be us.
371
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,201
Ain't that the truth.
372
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,437
Saw your wife today.
373
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:05,871
I heard.
374
00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:09,176
You're smart to stay here.
She seems pretty mad.
375
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:15,948
Okay, Wayne, we
got the ball back,
376
00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:17,216
what do you want to do?
377
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:18,650
Kill myself.
378
00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:20,687
Come on, buddy,
help me out here.
379
00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:23,155
I can't, George.
380
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:26,192
I just can't.
381
00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:28,961
Okay.
382
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:31,364
All right. Stevens!
383
00:15:31,463 --> 00:15:33,232
Come on. All right, listen up.
384
00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:35,835
Yeah. All right, we're gonna
run the ball the rest of the game.
385
00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:37,236
Okay? Two hands.
386
00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:38,714
Nothing fancy. All
right? Yes, Coach.
387
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:41,207
Let them pass, let
them turn it over.
388
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:43,176
All right? Go.
389
00:15:54,953 --> 00:15:56,788
Hey, I brought some
pizza home, come on.
390
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:57,789
Can't.
391
00:15:57,889 --> 00:15:59,558
Sheldon, there ain't no leaks.
392
00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:02,261
There might be. I can't risk it.
393
00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:03,938
You want me to bring
you a slice in here?
394
00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:05,231
What about crumbs?
395
00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:07,667
Crumbs attract bugs.
Bugs bring disease.
396
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,135
Give me the bucket.
397
00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:10,736
I'll watch for leaks
while you go eat.
398
00:16:10,836 --> 00:16:12,839
Really? Yeah.
399
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,274
Okay.
400
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,644
But keep an eye
above the computer,
401
00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:20,613
that's the heart of
my whole operation.
402
00:16:20,712 --> 00:16:21,712
Got it.
403
00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:24,716
And the train set. Go eat.
404
00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:30,190
Sheldon, where's your brother?
405
00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:32,524
He's in my room.
Don't distract him.
406
00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:37,897
Hey. Hey.
407
00:16:37,996 --> 00:16:38,996
What are you doing?
408
00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:40,767
I'm on leak patrol.
409
00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:42,034
What?
410
00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:43,575
I'm babysitting
and it's the only way
411
00:16:43,602 --> 00:16:45,238
I can get my brother to eat.
412
00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:47,639
What's up?
413
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:50,509
I just wanted to thank you
414
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,879
for how wonderful you've been.
415
00:16:53,712 --> 00:16:56,415
Oh, good, you noticed.
416
00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:01,388
I noticed.
417
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:02,955
Status report?
418
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,590
Dry as a bone.
419
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,051
So, I have time
for a second slice?
420
00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:07,094
Go nuts.
421
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:09,061
Copy.
422
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:12,765
If our kid's weird, I'm ready.
423
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:18,070
Final score, Medford 6, Tyler 0.
424
00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:21,508
George!
425
00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:25,211
Congratulations.
426
00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:26,613
Thanks, Tom.
427
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:29,215
Feel like doing this
again next week?
428
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:30,616
What are you saying?
429
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,051
I'm saying you
got your job back.
430
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,253
If you want it.
431
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:35,988
What about Wayne?
432
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:42,229
What about him?
433
00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:43,962
He's got to be part of the deal.
434
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,365
Don't you have
enough to worry about?
435
00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:47,767
He's my friend.
436
00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:50,170
And if I want him out of
my house, he needs a job.
437
00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:51,703
Your call.
438
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,005
Thanks, Tom.
439
00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:55,375
You bet.
440
00:17:55,474 --> 00:17:57,977
Hey! What...
441
00:17:58,076 --> 00:17:59,378
That's for firing me.
442
00:18:02,781 --> 00:18:04,416
You quit!
443
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,115
Morning.
444
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:38,785
Oh.
445
00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:40,452
You're up early.
446
00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:42,121
You were out late.
447
00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:44,656
Uh, yeah. I was just, uh...
448
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:45,991
I know where you were.
449
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,126
Okay.
450
00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:50,462
Do we need to talk about this?
451
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:53,532
I'm happy to just
enjoy the awkwardness.
452
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,134
Great. Well...
453
00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:58,671
I'm gonna go.
454
00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:01,140
And I'm gonna watch you.
455
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:05,144
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