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Fire!

Help. Fire!

Garth!

- Garth! - I'm here. I'm here.

- Where are the children? - Ah, here.

Not some random other people's children, our children.

Oh. Ah.

- Jordan! - No.

- Quick, what's happening? - Your wardrobe is on fire.

Jordan!

Jordan! Jordan!

- What was that? - An alarm?

No, worse. It's my mother.

Give me that. And wait here.

What the hell.

Take a seat, take a seat. Very good.

Oh. Look. Wow, fireys.

- Who can count the fireys? - Me!

Come on, let's give them a clap first. Clap.

The fire's out.

And no one is going anywhere until the police arrive.

We've been robbed!

Who'd be stupid enough to steal from Roxanne Waters?

Alright, it's... it's a dating app...

Saturated market.

Keep your back flat.

- Like Uber. - No good idea starts like that.

And 30.

Rochford wins again.

I just wish you would focus, Garth.

- I am focused. - On the meeting in Melbourne.

You need to secure funding for your current project

before you start on new ideas.

I am ready for Melbourne, alright? You know what I'm like.

- I'm an enthusiast. - You have to choose to be a success.

You're being a bit harsh, aren't you, babe?

I mean, it's not like you run the only women's website around.

Curated wellness experience. And I got there first.

That's the whole point.

Star jumps. First to 21.

One, two, three...

Biology's against you, babe, but I love that you never give up.

- ... seven... - Come on, shoulders back.

Keep talking, I'll be over here kicking your arse.

Don't stop breathing. And... 20.

Kids, breakfast is almost ready.

Maxi. Maxi.

Morning, my little Beastleys.

Charlie, can you get your sister, please?

Ollie, don't need me to tell you.

No iPad at the table.

Good.

Yaya Evie, I dreamed a furry monster

hid in my bag and came out at school.

Well, poor monster.

He doesn't know that your nanny is the best monster catcher.

You would make a great mum, Evie.

Maxi, stay away from the stove when Evie's cooking.

I got her, ma'am.

- Coffee, babe? - Gotta run.

Ah, no breakfast for me, Evie. Come here, monkey.

You wanna give Mummy a kiss for her big day, huh? Come on.

Ooh. Ah, sticky mouth.

Maybe not a kiss-kiss. Maybe an air kiss?

Let's move fast, Beastleys.

We've gotta go, and I really want to get a special photo.

Ooh, Evie, sit down.

Garth, slide your eggs in front of Evie.

Smile, my little Beastleys.

Yes.

Great. Mummy's gone.

Bye.

I'm feeling it, Paloma. Today's the day.

Have you smudged the conference room?

- I have. Sage and Palo Santo. - Very good.

BBs.

"Love your nanny."

Ah.

Those skilled in war bring the enemy to the field of battle.

Oh, what does that mean?

I'm not here to do your emotional labour, Paloma. Ask Sun Tzu.

Oh.

Energy of this magnitude is felt near and far.

- Sun Tzu? - No, me.

Argh!

- Look at that. - Well, it's her famous friend.

- Ahh. - Ahh?

Ah, you have over a million likes.

Haven't you seen your boss's photo?

I'm too busy for social media.

You don't follow Melanie?

- Oh, she's too young, uh? - No, she's not.

I've got ten fake profiles.

Only way to see what my kids are really doing.

Online isn't real. It's all fake, you know, like that photo.

You really think she let me eat those eggs?

The only thing she let me do was wash the plates.

- Morning. - Ah, morning.

Sorry I'm late. My boss was all, "You can go, you can't go."

Now when she forgets an agreement, remind her.

And never give anything up, unless you get something back.

She wanted to know where I was going.

Mm. Does she tell you where she's going or who she's meeting?

- No. - Exactly. So you don't need to tell her.

Bosses are on a need-to-know basis.

They don't need to know anything.

Gosh, I wish I knew a little less about my boss.

She's still cheating with the personal trainer.

Oh.

People here never take their vows seriously.

Like your husband.

Sorry to keep you waiting, Martha.

I had one of those mornings where no one wants you to leave the house.

My five-year-old was practically wrapped around my ankle.

"Let Mummy go to work. I'm coming back soon, I promise."

I might not be back for quite some time. Shall we?

Well, I've always wanted to know,

how did you come up with that Beautiful Beastlies handle?

- Pet name, from an old flame. - Oh, I love it.

It's so unexpected.

I must say, we do have some questions about your projections...

Oh. But you don't want to talk to me about that.

- I... I don't? - No.

We both know TVM is interested in acquiring my website

and it's not because of my KPIs or RPMs.

- And how do we know that? - Because you're here.

You flew 14 hours for this meeting.

If you weren't serious, we'd be speaking on Zoom.

So let's not waste any more of your time.

I like your style, Sara.

You're interested because I have something money can't buy.

You're not buying a website,

you're buying a brand, you're buying me.

I'm goopier than Gwyneth and cooler than Kim.

TVM wants to crack a corner off my blue chip

and scatter gold dust across its entire network.

Well, that may be so, but what I want to know is what's in it for you?

I'm tired of being a big fish in a small pond, Martha.

I want to feel like a minnow swimming

in the vast oceans of TVM's global reach.

Your expertise in contextual commerce is the fiery crucible

in which my devoted followers are transformed into rivers of gold.

Beautiful Beastlies becomes a shopfront

that looks nothing like a shopfront

and all my eyeballs line both our pockets with cold, hard cash.

Well...

We both know that I have enormous market impact,

that we drive and shape trends on a global scale.

Now it's time to come in for the kill.

I caught them.

Now you're going to gut them, skin

them and mount their heads on our wall.

OK.

Bye. See you!

I don't know, Evie.

He'll take the house for sure.

Wonderful.

Yes!

Fuck.

Oh. What did I do to deserve this?

An audience with Roxanne Waters herself.

Oh, I like to keep an eye on my VIPs.

- Oh. - Paula will take care of you today.

Oh, any new tricks or treats?

I saw something exciting on the Skin Clinic feed this morning.

Mm, same day varicose vein removal?

Oh, good Lord, no. I don't need that.

Not yet anyway. But, no, I meant the new laser.

So not a treatment covered by your contra deal.

You know how much my many followers love previews.

Sara, if I do it for you,

I'll have to do it for all our influencers.

I'm not everyone, Roxanne.

I've backed you from the very beginning

because I believe self-made women like us need to stick together.

Self-made? Sure.

You grew up in Vaucluse with your doting Dad

and everything money can buy.

Exactly. Two self-made women.

Hm.

Oh, did Maxi love the zoo as much as my boys?

Well, last week. Our nannies took them.

Oh, yes. Of course. She loved it.

All those... animals.

Thanks, Paula.

Paula, Roxanne wants me to try that new laser.

No, mate, it's safe as houses.

The reason they're talking about us is 23% ROI in under six months.

So...

Yeah, right. So I can take that and roll it

over, or you can cash out. It's up to you.

Just don't come whining to me when you realise

you could have stayed in and really cleaned up.

I got you the good chocolates. Eight blocks.

- Thank you, thank you. - Have a look at this.

Haha. Decorations.

Amy, these are brand-new. Jordan has only worn them once.

Oh, same size as Romeo.

These are the perfect graduation gift for my son.

And Jordan is a very successful man.

This is absolutely ridiculous.

I'll talk to you later, huh?

- Thank you. - Bye. Bye.

Evie, what's going on? Have the kids been fed?

- Ah, dinner's on the stove, ma'am. - Oh, please don't go.

I had such a big day with the Americans.

Just help me get dinner on the table?

If we do it together, it'll only take a minute.

If I stay late, can I take the car home?

I need to pick up a new worker from the airport.

Yeah, yeah that's fine.

Another nanny?

Ah, a new cleaner for Roxanne.

Oh.

I didn't know you went to the zoo, monkey.

Yes, you did. Evie took her.

She sent us all that picture of Maxi with the giraffe.

- I don't think I got that. - Yeah, you did. You replied.

It's all good. The uptake on this one

is insane, that's all I'm going to say.

Yeah. See ya.

Fuckin' dumb-dumb.

- Sara Beasley came in this afternoon. - Oh, yeah?

Wanting something for nothing as usual. Oh, I'm so sick of her.

I'll tell you a story about Sara Beasley.

I knew her at uni. She was always trying to get me to fuck her.

And you never did, I know. What's your point?

You landed the big dog. Woof! Woof!

My husband would never step out of

me with that woman. He has standards.

I'm not going to renew her contra deal.

She can pay for her botox like everyone else.

Good.

Big dog hungry.

Big dog is not a thing.

What's really bugging you, babe? Come on, tell me.

Just...

I'm worried about Amy. Missing another milestone.

Romeo's graduation.

See, you don't like me talking about it.

She overstayed her visa, Rox. You didn't force her.

Look, Amy put me first and now because of it

she never gets to see her own kids.

If the roles were reversed, I...

You'd never end up in the same situation. Come here.

Come here.

Now, I get that you feel responsible, but you're not.

Tonight's about us. Don't let her ruin it. Yeah?

- Hey. - Hey. Are you alright?

Yeah, I'm good. Why?

Well, I saw your post.

Oh, it's trying something new.

Being a bit vulnerable.

- Yeah, it doesn't seem very Beautiful Beastlies. - What?

Why would you say that?

Well, you know, you're always worried about being off-brand, so...

But it's no good telling me now. I can't delete it.

It'll seem like I'm worried what people think.

You ARE worried about what people think.

No, I'm not. Is that what people think?

No. Babe, what's going on?

Nothing. Nothing.

How was your meeting? How's Melbourne?

Oh, yeah, ah, really strong.

You know, I think they think my app has a lot of potential.

Good.

Yeah. Yeah, they are definitely keen to invest next stage.

- So they said no. - It kind of makes sense.

I mean, it's just another 15,000 to get there, so...

Well, where are you gonna get that from, Garth?

Are you going to ask me? Again?

What's that? You're breaking up. I can't hear...

I'm... 'osing you... call you tomorrow.

Fuck it.

Always, always, always.

OK.

God, you're beautiful.

But I feel like... I don't know, your outfit's missing something.

Aww, you didn't have to get me a gift.

I should always get you gifts.

What's this?

It's my way of telling you I will always look after you.

- Is everything OK? - Yeah, course it is.

Why wouldn't it be?

"Love your nanny."

No pay, no play.

- More corn flakes. - You want corn flakes?

Give me cornflakes.

- OK, it's coming. - Cornflakes!

Hey.

- I need more. - Will you two just stop it?

- You already had a bowl. - Evie!

- You had a full bowl. - Where's Yaya Evie?

- What are you doing? - Where's Yaya Evie?

- I don't know, she's running late. - Fuck.

But you've gotta get ready, so you're ready when she gets here.

But I am ready.

Maxi.

- I want Coco Pops. Coco Pops. - No.

- I want Coco Pops. - Yeah, Coco Pops!

Actually, Gigi from now on, please.

That's where you'll be working.

How cute.

Stay.

I have to take the kids to school

but I can drive you to her place after.

Go ahead. I'll wait right here.

And you can just patch her through, yeah.

Evie's here. Everyone out.

Sorry I'm later than I said...

You made your point.

I was not making a point, ma'am.

- Ma'am, I need to talk to you. - Evie, I'm late.

My pay. It's not in my account.

Course it is. It transfers automatically.

I'm sorry, but no money arrived yesterday or today.

Really? How strange.

It must be a bank holiday in Queensland.

Has daylight saving started? Maybe it's something to do with that.

If you don't mind, ma'am, I need my pay today.

Just give it a chance to go through.

OK, fine.

I'll look into it when I get to the office.

Thank you.

I'll follow up later, if I don't hear from you.

Gie?

I wasn't expecting you until tomorrow.

Doors only open when the time is right.

I like your outfit.

You made a special effort for your first day, huh?

OK, I'll show you around.

- Mine! - No, it's mine.

I want it.

- It's mine. - No, I want it.

Gigi?

Evie, come on, we're late.

- Gigi's here. - Ah, OK.

What have we told you about vaping in the car, Mum?

Your grandfather, and his father before him,

didn't fight and die in two world wars

so I couldn't vape in the car, Jordan.

Welcome to our home, Jeannie.

- I'm happy to have you as our guest. - Hm.

Well, you say that now. Who's this one, then?

Hi.

- They're multiplying. - Mum, that's not very nice.

I think I'll do the school drop-off myself today.

You can help your mum settle in.

Come on, boys.

Don't let her take the children, Jordan.

I just got here.

Come on, Mum. Let's get you settled in.

Women's wellness is a multi-trillion-dollar industry.

We are done looking to you for legitimacy.

We have given it to ourselves.

- Yes, just up there. - Oh, thank you.

Oh, fuck! It's my nanny.

- Oh. - Get rid of her.

Why?

I'll explain later. Just go on.

Hi. Sorry, Sara's not in right now.

- Hashtag love your nanny. - Hello.

Ma'am?

Oh, hi, Evie.

What are you doing?

I do all my best work down here.

It's my inspiration corner.

- What's up? - Um... my pay.

I'm following up, like I said.

Weird. It didn't go through?

I thought maybe you could give me cash?

Oh, I see.

We'll walk down to the ATM

in the middle of my incredibly busy work day, shall we?

Yes, if that's OK.

Why wouldn't it be?

It's not like I have any real work to do.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you, ma'am.

I'm not upset.

I'm just... I'm surprised, and disappointed.

Actually, I am upset.

You've worked for me for years and you've always been paid

and I thought I would have earned a little trust.

Yes, of course, ma'am. I... I trust you.

So you're not unhappy in your job?

'Cause I would hate to have to look for someone new.

Although it is a good time to be looking.

Lots of good, qualified, grateful people out there.

No, I'm... I'm sorry.

- I didn't think this would be a big problem. - Oh, it's not.

I was worried it was a big problem for you

and that would become a big problem for me.

No, there's no problem.

Oh, good. Glad we got that sorted.

- I'll see you at home. - Yes, ma'am.

Oh, Evie, before you go.

I might have to work late tonight. The deal, the Americans.

So much to do.

I can stay late, ma'am. No, no, worries.

Hi, Rose. I noticed you cancelled your appointment this morning.

I assume you mustn't be feeling well and I...

You've got a lot of nerve showing your face here, Roxanne.

What do you mean?

I mean, we will own your clinics before we're through.

- Rose, I... - Your husband ripped us off

with his fucking Ponzi scheme.

And you better believe we're coming after you.

Just trying a few things on.

What do you think? I'm Roxanne Waters.

If I see you again, I'm gonna call the police.

We know you coveted her bling, Gigi. You posted pictures on Instagram.

Hello, darling. You're new to the neighbourhood.

Yes, I am. Gigi.

- Pleasure to meet you. - Oh. Ah, Birdie.

You're the new girl Evie's been telling everyone about.

- Yes. - Don't take this the wrong way, darling,

but you don't look like a cleaner.

That's because I'm not, Birdie.

- Oh. - I'm actually a magnet for miracles.

Oh.

Well, that's a pity. I could do with a cleaner.

Oh, well, think of me as a life cleaner.

I'm a life coach, and I can definitely help you.

And what makes you think I need help?

We all need help, Birdie, whether we know it or not.

I'm on the way out. You good?

Mm.

How's everything going at work?

Yeah, on the up and up. Why do you ask?

- The gift was too much, Jordan. - Oh, come on.

A man can show his wife a little love.

It's hardly little, love.

A 16-million-dollar chunk of rock?

We'll have to get a safe.

16 million dollars. Who told you that?

I had it valued this afternoon.

Nothing gets past you. I love that.

What does it mean?

Think of it as an insurance policy.

I want you to be safe, always.

That necklace is yours and it always will be.

But you have to trust me, Roxanne.

Do you trust me?

I do.

Ah, I'm gonna be late to meet up with the boys.

Amy, help me pack. Essentials only.

You do the kids' stuff, huh?

What's going on?

- We've gotta walk. - Huh?

Jordan's a fraud.

- His whole business is a Ponzi scheme. - A what?

A pyramid scheme. A scam.

And they're onto him. He's going down.

- He's going to take me with him. - He's not going to do that to you.

Well, he's done it, alright? So we've gotta go.

- Go where? - I don't know. A hotel?

I want to be gone by the time he gets home.

I guess you'll be giving Jeannie her special pills early tonight, huh?

Come on.

What are the greatest challenges you face in life, Birdie?

Oh, er... ageing.

Mm-hm.

Um, invisibility.

And financial pressure.

I mean, the land tax on this place alone will get me in the end.

Land tax. OK.

What is the belief that is keeping you from living your very best life?

Maybe you think your best days are behind you?

Oh, mine definitely are, yes.

Oh, no, I don't believe that for a second.

You just need to ask the universe to provide you with a new way

to use your unique set of skills.

No, I know you can do this, Birdie.

- You wanna know how? - Yes.

Because here I am.

- You invited me in. - A-huh.

And I'm going to show you how to manifest your highest destiny

through pure will and the power of intention.

Well, how do you feel about manifesting some dinner?

I thought I might order in and I feel like ribs.

- Shut up. - Mm?

- Are you serious? - Mm?

That is my favourite food.

OMG, how can I not believe in manifest destiny

when on my first day in a new country,

my new friend invites me in for ribs?

- You're a crack up. - It works.

We meet again.

About time, Sara Beasley.

Oh, gosh.

- So, New York, eh? - Mm-hm.

Very cool.

- Oh, come on, we don't have to do that. - Do what?

Which galleries, what parties, stupid amount of cash, huh?

It's boring.

That's for people who don't know each

other as well as what we know each other.

I want to hear about New York.

The big, beautiful career you left me for.

You want to talk about the tennis coach, too?

The one that you married five minutes after I got on the plane?

It was three months after you left. His name is Garth Rochford...

- I don't care about the ball boy. - Oh.

What do you care about?

The state of your soul.

How are you, Sara?

I'm good. Everything's good.

- You happy? - I'm very happy.

I don't believe you.

- What, for that, you're going? - You're right, Nick.

I know you, better than you think and I'm

not going to sit here while you neg me...

I'm not negging you, I am just asking you how you are, Sara.

I mean, I'll bet that since your dad died, nobody tells you the truth.

- Well, I will. - If that's what you think, then why are you even here?

Because I know you, Sara.

And I know that beneath that beautifully-manicured facade

there is a big, bloody beating heart.

You are a ferocious, filthy animal, Sara.

And it's killing me to see the pain that you're in.

What's the world done to my Beautiful fucking Beastlie?

I can't do it.

Are you sure? You know divorce is legal here.

He's the only home I've ever had in this world.

I don't want to leave him.

Time to sleep, huh?

We say, "Goodnight, Mummy.

"Goodnight, Daddy. Goodnight, Maxi. Goodnight, Charlie.

"Sending them lots of love."

Goodnight, Evie. Lots of love.

Goodnight, Ollie. Lots of love.

Ha!

Delivery for Sara Beasley.

You know, in all this time, I've

never, ever stopped thinking about you.

Oh, as if, Nick!

God, what a line. I mean, and from Mr Fearless Truth Speaker himself.

It's not a line. It's the truth. I've never forgotten you.

You're the greatest fuck I ever had.

I might have to fuck you soon just to shut you up.

Mm, that's it.

That's the fucking spirit. That's my girl.

- What are you doing? Don't... - I'm coming in.

Don't you dare step one fucking foot closer.

Not in public.

I am in the middle of a huge deal

and I can't afford even the slightest whiff of scandal.

You know, that's what I've always loved about you,

is your fucking fire.

No one loves that about me.

- I've spent my whole life pretending to be nice. - Not with me.

Let's go next door. Let's get a room.

- Nick. - Stop pretending, come on.

I gotta get close to you.

If we can't do that here...

... then we gotta get a room.

No, no, no.

Go, Nick!

Go!

I knew you wanted to fuck me.

You haven't changed a bit.

I'm guilty only of being an opportunist, Detectives.

We're listening.

You can go now, thank you.

How's the big sale going?

Oh, still a ways to go.

What is that?

It's a gift basket from the Americans.

- What happened to it? - I sampled it.

- Are you quite alright? - No. I'm not.

You'll get your money, Evie.

Why do you think it's OK to treat me this way,

like I'm a person without a life?

I don't think that's fair.

Fair? What's fair?

Are you fair?

I'm the one who's here.

I'm the one who stays, says thank you, smooths over.

You, you're just, you're just ungrateful.

You're mean to everyone.

You act like I need to explain why I want the money I earned.

I don't need to explain.

You need to explain why won't you pay me?

Tell me.

Because I'm broke, Evie. I don't have any money.

Every dollar my Dad left me is gone.

Blew it all on that stupid fucking website.

But it's so popular.

Yeah, so I thought it would make money eventually...

... like Uber.

But it never did.

- But you have all this. - I don't even own this house.

I re-mortgaged it years ago.

I am up to my eyeballs in debt.

But...

But why didn't you just tell me?

Tell you?

I can't tell anyone.

If anyone finds out the situation that I'm in,

then that is the end of everything.

No, I have to keep it together, until I make this deal,

which will fix everything, and I am.

Does Garth know?

No one knows.

No one can ever know. You can't know, Evie.

Who is that?

You know she's going to fire you.

Then you'll never get the money she owes you.

You can't speak like that to a woman like that. Trust me.

You've got to use what you've got.

Take charge of your destiny.

Please be kind, huh?

Just like home, huh?

Oh. Actually, I've already eaten.

But it looks yummy.

Gigi has just flown in from Manila.

Please give her another chance.

Is that right, miss?

OK. You know where the vacuum is.

Sure, but we're not at home.

But here she's just a girl cleaning houses

while she studies at business college.

I can't find my shoe.

Morning, Evie.

Good morning.

I feel like things got a bit out of hand last night.

Maybe we both said a few things we didn't really mean,

that weren't even entirely true.

So I just wanted to check in, make sure we're on the same page.

I think we understand each other.

- The sale's coming? - The Americans are making an offer.

- I'll make the best deal I can. - Good.

'Cause I like this job, and I really care about your family.

And I want all of you to be happy.

Oh. I appreciate that, Evie.

I've updated the settings,

so your messages don't accidentally show up on the kids' iPads anymore.

You need someone to make sure no one finds out anything they shouldn't,

I'll help you.

Oh, good morning, little Beastlies. Who wants pancakes?

Me!

Where are those little Beastlies?

Here. Hi, Daddy!

- Hey, Daddy. - Hi, Daddy.

- Hi. - Daddy.

- Hi. - I've missed you.

Oh, really? I missed you too.

I'll make coffee. We need to talk.

I think we're going to have to get rid of Evie.

I'm gone 48 hours and you want to fire

the one person who's holding it together? Why?

She was awfully insubordinate while you were away.

I mean, she destroyed this beautiful hamper the Americans sent me.

I mean, she, she really took it apart.

Hold on, killer.

This is one of those moments where you really want me

to talk you off the ledge, believe me.

We need her.

Very lucky boys, right? OK, how about...

- Hello. - Good morning.

Good morning, Grandma.

Alright, what have you got for A, mate?

- Ah, avocado. - Very good.

Wow. Ah, this could be a tough one, right, fellas?

- I see something. - Raspberry jam.

Raspberry jam. Nice one. What's next?

I'm going to go for C, croissant,

and we're going to put one of those on your plate

and one of those on your plate.

What do you think of it? Alright, yes.

- Strawberries. - Strawberries.

- B, what do you see? - Blueberry.

Blueberries, nice one.

I'll allow it.

Which brings us to...

You'll have to move out of the bungalow.

I can't have her in the house.

I don't know nothing except I want to escape these awful people.

Very, very good-looking waffles.

OK, looks amazing. Thank you, Evie.

You're welcome.

Thank you, darling.

I don't know what I'd do without you.

Oh, that might be the offer.

Come on kids, dig in.

Ooh, where's the syrup?

Is it good?

Yeah. Very good.

Thank you.

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