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Previously...

Welcome to Fantasy Island.

Fine. You win.

Take him.
Go.

Well, Javier seems to have

a spring in his step today too.

Okay...
Smiles.

I love you.

But we have friend energy.

Only child of a single mom.

Carrying my own bag since I was five.

I was conceived in the middle
of a hurricane.

Hurricane Helene.

You're gonna be okay.

My fantasy is,

to find my biological father.

He's not even looking for me.

I mean, what if he doesn't
even care that I...

I exist?

This is gonna sound crazy,

but, I think I'm your daughter.

I was in the jungle there
in Hurricane Helene.

This way, I found shelter.

Gina just...
Found me.

- Isla.
- Hi.

I have never seen Elenita happier.

- Do you wanna dance?
- Yes, I do.

Oh, and I thought maybe
Helene would be here,

meet her dad at the plane.

She's not one for being up this early.

We can't tell if it's part
of mourning her mother

- or it's just who she is.
- Mm.

Well, I'm sure it's just temporary.

Wait a minute.
You said "we."

- Did I?
- Yes.

We, we, we all the way home...

- Are you almost done?
- Probably not.

Oh, it's just I would love
to see you two get serious.

Oh, wait.
What's that I hear?

Don't say wedding bells.
Please.

It's that I was happy
with Mel for 50 years.

Marriage is a blessing.

Ugh, just kill me now!

Ah, they're both window seats, Dolly.

It's all window seats.

You took the one on the left

so that I would have to
look straight into the sun.

I didn't do the calculations, Dolly,

What calculations?
It's the sun!

You're familiar with its movements.

Now she thinks
I'm colluding with the sun.

I present to you
Dutch and Dolly Paymer,

here to celebrate their anniversary.

Oh.

Welcome to Fantasy Island,

and happy anniversary, huh?

- 34 years!
- It only feels like 70.

He thinks it doesn't count
if he mumbles it.

And now you're empty nesters.

And we're looking at the next 34

stretching out in front of us
like a long and mumbling road.

And he's either at work, or lately,

he's been at the gym all the time,

which is very suspicious.

And does he talk to me?

No.

Well, maybe you could put
a little retail therapy on it.

Our wedding.

18 years old.

We knew each other three weeks
when we got engaged.

Marry in haste, repent in leisure.

Dutch!

You disagree?

No, I...

I agree.
I just...

I don't like when he says it.

Hmm.

So tell me, what can
the Island do for you?

Our fantasy is to

know if we should spend
our golden years together.

Or, if they'd be more golden apart.

I mean, it could go either way.

We both had parents who were divorced

and they were miserable,

so we want to know.

Look at you sweet babies.

So young...

Then kids in the house.

Maybe you could use your time here

getting to know each other again.

Ha, we know, each other.

No, I know every thought,

sound, and smell this man can make.

Well, sometimes we see,

and we smell...

What we expect.

I read once that every
marriage has six people in it

because each person is
who they think they are,

who the other person thinks they are,

and, who they really are.

Well, you don't want six of us here.

I tend to agree.
This office isn't big enough.

- The Island isn't big enough.
- The Island isn't big enough.

Ah.

Maybe you are more
in sync than you thought.

Right?
Let's get started.

You'll be shown to your suites
right away.

- Um... Suites?
- Correct.

I guess separate
suites make sense. Ha.

I don't know if I'll be able to sleep.

Really?

Can somebody bring me
some chunks of ice,

in the shape of her feet,

- to really...
- Stop!

- Make me feel home.
- Just stop!

Please.

Unbelievable! I don't know...
if you're gonna

- behave like that...
- It was just a joke.

Why are we even coming here?

Just don't talk to me.

You think they want their picture back?

Hey.

I got you something on the mainland.

- Is it a car?
- Uh...

It's a flamingo.

You know what, I-I thought...

- but now I realize...
- No, you...

- It's not exactly...
- You know what? It's cool.

I'm gonna...

I'm gonna name him Dave.

It's a kid's gift.
Sorry.

I'm still trying to work this...

It's great...

Okay, I...

I really like it.

Thanks for coming by.

Right.

Hey, you maybe want to...

Grab something to eat?

Uh, yeah, sure.

Breakfast later sounds great.

It's 2:00 p.m.

Oh.

Pretty.

Hmm...

Ahh...

Mine, mine, mine.

Not...

Picking those up.

Heaven.

Hello, I'm here to collect
your wedding ring.

Oh, my ring?

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Ha.

- Oh...
- I don't know if I can...

Got it.

- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.

Oh, absolutely.

Separate suites.
Separate lives...

Here you go.

Am I sensing a "hall pass"
sort of situation?

And the rings are off.

Wow.

Marriage goes poof just like that.

We'll see.

People steer
their own futures, even here.

Oh, speaking of futures,

- I'll let you two just get to...
- Oh, hey.

No, actually, Ruby,
I'd like to talk to you.

Javier, I don't think anyone
knows how to be a parent.

Yeah, but most people
get a starter model,

to warm up on.

I got one that's fully
functional and hates me.

Okay. She doesn't hate you.

You just met,

and, she's still
trying to figure it all out.

And on top of that,

bless her, she's mourning her mother.

And that's something
that I should be helping with.

And a plushie
clearly wasn't the answer.

I really wish I had some better advice,

but the truth is,

someone her age,
just isn't gonna open up right away,

to someone over 30.

Not even you...

You're just gonna have to be patient.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait, what?
- You.

You're not over 30.

I mean, not as far as she knows.

Can you talk to her?

I just wanna find out
what she needs me to be.

Okay. You know what, for you,

I will do that.

- All right.
- Yes.

You know, I'm actually
picking up on the vibes, okay?

I can text like the wind
and with emojis.

I can do the winged eyeliner.

- Very convincing.
- Really you think so?

- Yeah, I do.
- Ha ha ha!

Thank you!

I got this.

There's Goldman
doing a massive fake-out...

'Nother Zombie, sir?

Oh, sure.

I don't usually drink,

but these tropical things go down easy.

- Hi.
- Hi.

I think I'd like something
with an umbrella.

Down the middle...
Ooh!

Oh, my God.

Are you okay?

Oh...

- I'm sorry, ma'am.
- Ohh.

Does anybody know the drunk guy?

There you go.

Oh, God, I just got a little dizzy.

Oh, I'm familiar with
that kind of dizzy.

This will help.

Oh...
Ohh.

Ahh...

That feels good.

I'm so embarrassed.

Oh, we've all been embarrassed.

I saw John Bon Jovi on the street once,

paparazzi all around him.

So I took a big breath and I yelled,

"Hey, John Bon Jovi!"

And my skirt fell down.

Ha ha ha ha.
No.

To my ankles.

Oh, that clip was on repeat
on "Talk Soup."

- My name's Dutch.
- Dolly.

Hello, Dolly.

Ohh...
Forget I said that.

Everybody does it.

And, I'll just get this out,

upfront.
Um...

I have two grown kids,
recently divorced.

That's, why I'm here.

Divorce recovery fantasy.
Ha ha.

Same.

I wonder what else we have in common?

Well, um...

I'm anti-broccoli,

pro-science,

Twitter before Instagram.

Chunky over smooth.

Best "SNL" cast.

- Can't beat Gilda.
- Ah, damn right.

Wanna go for a walk?

- You think you can?
- Oh...

Ha, let's find out.

So...

- A stuffed flamingo?
- Yeah, I know.

- Hmm.
- She's not seven,

but I didn't
know her when she was seven.

Maybe I just...

Wanted that feeling.

Oh, well, I think it was
a very nice gesture.

No, look.

I suspect that
she's going to treasure it.

I suspect it's in a dumpster.

- You know what's interesting?
- Hmm?

Seeing you as a father.

Ah, does it make me seem older?

And before you say anything,
the answer is no.

Not older,

- but more mature.
- Stop.

In a good away.

Okay, responsible.

- Uh...
- Mmm...

Come here.

You seem,

like a good man.

Someone to lean on,

someone that is kind,

someone with a loving heart.

Okay.
Better.

- I kinda confess...
- Mm-hmm.

I don't think,

I have ever been attracted,

- to a dad-bod before.
- Whoa!

Okay, I do not have a dad-bod!

You're right.
Let me see, prove it.

- Are you kidding me?
- I'm not!

Come here.
Come here.

Let me see that, Oh!

Oh yeah.
How about that?

I'm right here for you, baby.

"And as the sun rose,
dripping from the sea,"

"the truth shown there in front of me,"

"that farther than the sky from land"

"is the gap between
two grains of sand."

That's beautiful.

I can't believe you wrote that.

It's supposed to be
about how sometimes,

the thing you want,
is closer than you realize.

Right.

And yet that doesn't
make it any easier to find.

Exactly!

Wow.

I didn't know that was clear.

Well, it's clear because it's true.

You know, difficult
doesn't mean impossible.

And I think, that we're just
as likely as young people,

to find that thing
that changes everything.

Young people.

They think that one person
can be everything.

Well, maybe they could

if they grow and changed together.

I mean, my ex and I...

No change?

- No grow?
- Oh, we changed, but...

Not together.

Yeah.
We got to the point where

I don't even think he saw me.

And I so wanted to be seen.

- Did you tell him that?
- Uh...

Maybe if he'd ever listened,

you know, if we'd been able
to talk like we're doing.

I just was shouting into a void

and the shouting...

That was a mistake on my side.

Ah, I'm sure you weren't shouting

as loudly as you thought you were.

My ex, ha.

She's a shouter.

It's the kind of person where
if you give her a necklace,

she thinks that means you're
gonna strangle her with it.

Which you definitely
never wanted to do?

No, never.

Ha ha.

You know what?
That's the past, screw it.

Tell me about the future.

Well, in the near future,
I was thinking about

sharing a cup of strong
black coffee with you.

You keep reading my mind.

Can we get something
unbearably sweet with it?

I think you're unbearably sweet.

That was dumb.

Was that dumb?
I mean, you're a poet.

It's perfect.

Hmm.

Wednesday Addams goes to the pool?

Housekeeping kicked me out of my room.

So I decided to schlep it
down here, and,

wait it out.

A journey of a thousand miles
starts with a single schlep.

Ms. Rourke,

we know what you did.

There was no way, that we met by chance.

I don't know how you did it,

but somehow you managed
to pull off something

that neither of us
could even dare to ask for.

You found the perfect person

for each of us,
and brought us together.

And guess what.
It worked.

- We're getting married!
- We're getting married!

How 'bout that?

She's funny.
And we just click.

I mean, when you know...

You know.

That keeps happening.

She's free-spirited.

She writes the most beautiful poetry,

and she can shake me outta my routine.

And he's so steady, but he's
also curious about the world,

and he knows things...

acupuncture, architecture,

alternative medicine.

We didn't get past the letter A.

Dutch actually likes me.

With my ex,

I felt like he just saw this monster.

And then I started seeing it.

- I don't see a monster.
- Ohh...

I feel like I need to point out

that you got married,

to your former spouses, very quickly.

I don't wanna see you
repeating any mistakes.

We're not fools.

We talked about
all the important stuff...

religion, politics, moral core.

Oh, he's got a moral core.

But you see, uh,
big things are important,

but small things matter too.

Little resentments that pile up.

Oh, we'll work through all those.

That's easy.

Hm.

Well, it certainly sounds,

like you know exactly what you want.

And if there's anything Fantasy
Island knows how to do is,

throw a wedding.

Thanks so much for helping.

You know, it's all been such a rush.

Hey, it keeps my mind off myself,

- so...
- Mm.

Mhm.

You all right?

Seriously.

It's been a lot lately.

I know.

And your whole life changed overnight.

New home.

New, father.

Well, I don't have an old father,

and, my new home is paradise,

so...

I'm doing fine.

Um, just...

You know, being our age,

I mean, everyone is always like,

"Come on, millennials,
get with the program."

And we are just like...

I get it.

Yeah, it is really hard to be on fleek.

- Fleek?
- Mm-hmm.

Yeah, when the struggle is real,

I, I can't even...

- Okay, just stop.
- Huh.

Are you really 25?

I mean...
Kinda.

So...
Kind of no.

Hmm...
Is it that obvious?

We're not millennials.

They're in their 30s.

We are Gen-Z,

but we don't say that.

Also fleek...
No.

"The struggle is real"...
No.

And I can't even
with "I can't even."

Damn.

I thought I had it.

How old are you?

- 75.
- Wow!

- Mm.
- Y-You look good.

- Okay.
- Island Magic or something?

Mm-hmm.

- We can fix this.
- Hmm.

We can make you act your new age.

To start, do not use a cry/laugh emoji.

- But it's so adorable.
- It's wrong.

And you should just feel
that it's wrong.

Okay!
All right.

- Here's a thought.
- Hmm?

What if we just grab one of those

bottles and get out of here?

And I, can give you some youth lessons.

Ha ha.

Walking out on my job?
Huh...

I mean, it is
a 20-something thing to do.

Let's do it.

Yeah.
Okay.

Run! Come on!

I guess it'd be cool
if they got married,

Roarke and Javier, but,

I don't know.
Do marriages work?

Mine did.

You were a lesbian married to a dude.

Okay.

I mean, it wasn't perfect,

but, it was better
than whatever I've...

Found since.

I mean, Dr. Gina,
it was so right, you know?

Like, she was a woman.

Should have more criteria.

Wow.

You know what?

I put back on my wedding ring.

Just a signal to the world that I am...

Done.

I mean, what's the point?

Yes!

Yes.
Yes.

What is the point is very 20-something.

Yay.
Ha ha.

Cheers.

To...
Nihilism.

Dutch and Dolly,

your two souls have found each other

on our beautiful Island,

and you have decided
to combine your lives

as quickly as possible.

So,
I don't wanna waste any precious time.

Dutch, do you vow to love,

honor, and cherish Dolly-Louise?

I sure do.

Dolly, do you vow to love, honor,

and cherish Dutch?

I do.

You may put the rings
onto each other's fingers.

I now declare you...

Wait.

Oh, something's wrong.

Oh, hell no.

We did it again?

What, are you drinking again?

- Ice, ice.
- Oh, nice.

You know, an ice angel
isn't gonna help you.

This is not what we asked for.

You wanted to know
if you should stay together,

and the Island gave you a clean slate.

You could choose
each other again, or not.

It appears that you chose.

No, we absolutely did not.

You tricked us.

Worse than that, you played with us.

You clearly think our
marriage is some kind of game.

No.

Now it's a game.

Welcome to "This Is Your Marriage,"

the game of malicious assumptions.

I miss my mom.

Yeah.

Just confirms that there's
no reward for being good.

You know,

she was my only tether, and,

now it just kind of
feels like I'm floating.

You went looking for another tether.

I just thought if I
figured out who my dad is, then,

I would figure out who
I'm supposed to be, but.

Like maybe if like there's
somebody that

cares about me, and he's got like

wisdom, or something...

Yeah.
Makes sense.

But then I meet this guy
who's like, don't get me wrong,

he's cool and all, but like,

I don't know what it's supposed
to feel like to have a dad.

Maybe,
he would feel more like a dad to you,

if you tried,

I don't know, calling him Dad?

Yeah, no.

No, I'm not there yet.
Sorry.

You know, I remember

watching Mel with our kids,

and he was so patient,

and he always had the best advice like,

my dad used to.

But then, later he'd come to me,
and be like,

you know, "Did I say the right thing?"

"Was that good?"

And I realized that
he didn't really know.

You know, probably my dad
didn't either.

We're back to
"What's the point?"

No, wait, hold on.

The-the point is,

that he was trying,

Okay, we had this one daughter of ours,

that was just a bundle of trouble,

but, he never gave up.
Never.

He was always finding new ways to help,
and...

And that's what makes a dad.

Now, sure, it takes time,

but the beautiful thing is,

Javier wants to be a dad to you.

But he just doesn't know how,

any more than Mel.

So let him try, you know,

and maybe, you need to try
a little on your end too.

Our contestants
are Dutch and Dolly Paymer.

They hail from Toledo, Ohio,
and share a mortgage,

two grown kids,
and a pug named Snuffles.

Is their marriage
a source of mutual strength,

or a handcuffed march to the grave?

- Ooh!
- Let's spin that wheel.

What the holy hell is going on?

Oh, it is simple.

This is your chance to discover

how clearly you see your spouse.

You prove that you see
each other accurately,

and you win big.

But if you only see
what you expect to see

based on your own
ungenerous assumptions,

then you have to pay the penalty.

- Penalty?
- Mm-hmm.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Well, now that we all know the rules,

let's check out the first category.

Who knows the rules?

- Nobody.
- What rules?

Are You Trying to Push my Buttons?

Dutch, why does Dolly open the window

in the middle of the night?

Okay, we're not playing,
so don't answer him, Dutch.

You told me you knew each
other when you first arrived

and then you said it all over again

when you met each other
with a blank slate.

It's the one constant.

Should be very easy to prove.

She does it to wake me up.

Dutch is right.

Dolly does it to wake him up.

Follow-up question to Dutch.

Why does she want you awake?

To make me miserable?

Oh no. I'm sorry.

She actually does it,

because she confronts her deepest
fears in the middle of the night

and she feels less alone
when you're awake too.

Really?

Yeah. I'm sorry, Dutch,

but we're gonna have to
take that one away from you.

We're gonna count that as wrong.

- Oh.
- Hey! No way.

Remember the rules.

- We don't know the rules!
- We don't know the rules!

If one of you sinks, you both sink.

That's how marriage works.

Next round.

Dolly, from the question,
Are You Even Listening:

why does Dutch ask you to stay
close by him at parties?

Because he wants to be able to swoop in

in case I say something
he considers embarrassing.

What?

Ooh! 0 for 2.

No, actually, he gets anxious
around people he doesn't know,

and having you nearby
makes him feel better.

- Aw!
- Oh, I didn't know that.

I've told you a hundred times.

Well, I guess I wasn't listening.

Wait, what the hell is that now?

Oh, it's the Lightning Round.

Relax, Dolly.
That's not real lightning.

This better not be real lightning.

Here's a category.

Guess Why I'm Mad.

Dutch,

why did Dolly throw
out your golf clubs,

after you told her not to?

To keep me from golfing?

Ah.

Because I like it?

Incorrect.

- Whoa!
- Be very careful here.

I like you staying home with me,

which I told you a hundred times.

Oh, Dolly, that's so nice,

but it's not exactly true either.

You also think
it's a huge waste of money.

No, no!
It wasn't my turn to answer.

And I didn't answer.

Lightning Round rules.

We don't know the rules!

You need to really try
to see each other.

Come on.
I know you can do this.

Uh-oh.

Where are these sounds coming from?

That means it's our Sudden Death Round.

Well, actually, it's more
of a slow suffocation.

- Okay, you can't kill us.
- What?

The Island isn't killing you.

The way you're treating
your marriage, is killing you.

All right. Dolly,

Dutch has been watching
his diet and going to the gym.

Why?

Well, it's classic, isn't it?

He's either got someone else

or he's looking for someone else.

Incorrect.

- Aah!
- Aah!

- Next question.
- Wait, wait, was that wrong?

- Why?
- Sudden Death rules.

Dutch,

why have you been checking the balance

on your joint account every week?

Careful now.

Because she's been transferring money

into her personal account.

That's what you do
when you're about to leave.

No, that's not right.

Very mysterious.

$20,000.
I know you're going.

I'm not leaving you, Dutch.

You should.

Wait, I should?

There's one more question, guys.

Shut up.'
I have a question.

Dutch, Dutch.
Look at me.

What is going on with you?

Just tell me.

I want out.

Oh-ho! That's correct!

Great job, Paymers!

You want out?

Of our marriage.

I'm sorry.

Oh, sorry.

- Didn't see you there.
- It's my fault.

I was creeping.

- I've been making a list.
- Okay.

It's a list of things that
you need to understand.

First, I bite my nails sometimes.

- I know you do.
- Okay, no, wait.

Because this is serious.

Look, I'm biting my nails, right?

- Sexy.
- Stop, Javier.

No, it's gonna look like I'm bored,

but really I'm anxious.

So you need to not call me on it.

And I also...
I hum

when I drive long distances,

you know, the same little tune
over and over and over again.

And it's gonna seem like
I'm trying to make you crazy,

but actually, I don't even hear it.

That one you should call me on.

- Noted.
- Also if I want you to eat

something that you don't want to eat,

it's because I generally
like generally feel

that it's gonna make you happier,

but I'll stop if you want me to...

- Capiche?
- Okay.

Ah, and if I leave things

out on the countertop,
it doesn't mean that

I don't respectful
where you live, okay?

I just...
I forget.

So we have a countertop.

Is it a butcher block,

- or marble?
- Okay, that not the issue.

- Come on.
- Okay, got it.

It's a good list.

- For the record, I hate olives.
- What?

Well, obviously
you haven't had the good ones.

'Cause olives are really good.
I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, okay!

- No olives.
- Thank you.

But Elena, did you really think

little stuff like this would bother me?

Oh, not at first,
but little assumptions.

They pile up, right?

And if you don't take them off
the pile right away,

you know, they build up,
and over the years,

it's gonna bite us right in the ass.

Over the years?

Yes.

Over the years.

So you have to take it seriously.

- Hmm?
- I promise to do my best

to remember those
even after all those years.

And if I mess up,

don't assume I don't care.

I sometimes forget too.

- All right.
- Good deal.

No, wait, no, hold on.

No, that part's like super needy.

- Do dial it back.
- Okay.

It's a little defensive,
that part in the middle.

All right.
Okay.

- Okay, read it back.
- Okay.

"Gina."

"Sorry I wasn't what
I should have been."

"You were right.
I was..."

"Maybe out of my head."

Oh, wait, no, no laughing/crying emoji.

- You don't... No, yeah.
- No, no.

Okay.

"And I'm thinking you're right."

"I could do better,
but also, what if I couldn't"

"because sometimes people
can't, and doesn't even matter."

"So, call me, please.
What if I'm sorry?"

And then six question marks after.

Swoosh it on out there.

- Really?
- Swoosh it.

Swoosh!

It's gone.
That is gone.

Oh!

I feel so much lighter.

You know, I am so not afraid anymore.

Whoa.

Like I don't...

I don't need to be done, right?

Like I don't need to tell
the world that I'm done!

Wait. No, no, no, no.

Oh, God.

Oh, wait...

What is that?

Did you see it?

You are a brave woman.

I mean there's...

Did you see that?

You are brave and smart.

- Oh.
- And old.

- Okay.
- But you're young,

and you're young.

Wait, you said young twice.

No, no.
You did young twice.

And I think that is so dope.

And the advice that you gave
about Javier is great.

And you're my awesome granny friend.

And I love you.
I love you.

Ohh...

You okay?

What's wrong?

Oh, okay.

- Sorry.
- No, that's okay.

- Sorry.
- That's okay.

Are you dying?

I mean, everybody's dying, right?

I'm just doing it a little
faster than you, maybe.

We have to talk to the cardiologist

and find out what to do.

I've done that.
It's a valve disease.

- Oh my God.
- I can manage it.

All I have to do is...

Lower my cholesterol, and get in shape.

Okay, so this is why you've
been passing out, isn't it?

And why you're suddenly
into alternative medicine.

I figure, whatever works.

And, why you've been going to the gym.

Right.

I'm, not looking for somebody new.

So you really don't want out.

I knew you were thinking of leaving.

And if I sprang this hard thing on you,

you just feel manipulated, burdened.

Dutch.
I want you to burden me.

I want to take care of you.
I was never leaving you.

Well, the 20k says otherwise

Uh...

I got into this,

poetry writing retreat...

a month in Tuscany.

Super elite.

I didn't tell you because I knew

that you'd think it
was a waste of money.

Not true.

Come on.

Okay. Yeah.

Honestly, before this trip,

I probably would've thought that,

but not anymore.

And it's kind of terrifying,

you being in Tuscany

meeting interesting, talented people.

You're afraid of losing me?

I love you.

Even when things are bad,

and I want you there more
than I don't want you there.

Well, I love you too.

And I want you there more than
I don't want you there.

Dol, we have to stop,

assuming, we know what
the other person's thinking.

Yeah.
Yeah, we have

clearly proven that
we're pretty terrible at it.

After we see a cardiologist,

you wanna go to Tuscany?

Hell, yes.

I see you.

Yeah, I see you.

This can wait.

Okay, okay.

Something you have to take care of?

Actually, I think this one
is for both of us.

Hey.

Mama?

No, it's me, Elena.

- Come on, let's get outta here.
- Oh.

- Come on.
- Wait, why are you both here?

I heard from Gina.
Something about a text.

Oh, yeah.

Ruby's a terrible drunk.

Is that right?
I never knew.

Turtle armature.

Damn, wait.
No. Total amateur.

Okay. Okay.
Let's go. Let's go.

Do you know she used to be old?

You can tell me all about it

in the long stagger back to your room.

- Am I gonna get a lecture?
- No.

You need help with her?

No, no.
This is something I know to do.

Okay.
Bye!

Ruby, let's go.

All right, okay, here we go.

Let's get you to bed.

Okay.

All right, kiddo.

Listen,
there's aspirin on the nightstand

for when you wake up, okay?

Just find that little trash
basket for you just in case.

You can just go to sleep now.

I'll be right here.

Thanks, Dad.

You got your shoes all wet.

Oh, ugh.

I don't know if they're gonna be okay.

Oh, too bad.

You know, I remembered something

about being young tonight.

Oh, what did you remember?

Well, that being young ♪ sucks ♪

I hear a buzzing sound.

- It's buzzing.
- No, it's the phone.

- It's the phone.
- Hello?

It's a text from Javier.

Oh, what did he say?

It says,

"She called me Dad."

- Good morning.
- Mm. That is your opinion.

And can you please
turn the sun down a notch?

Well, what is the point of
having a magical island,

if it doesn't have a dimmer?

Oh, thank you so much.

We hated a lot of it.

But it led us back to each other,

which we really needed.

Oh, it was my pleasure.

We've got a call later with the kids.

They're gonna be so surprised
we're not fighting.

They're gonna think we're dying,

Which we are gonna do everything we can

to try to make sure it doesn't happen,

anytime soon.

- Never.
- Ever.

I bet your kids are gonna be
very happy for you.

Family like that, that's a gift.

- Javier is a new father.
- Oh, we love babies.

Well, it's actually a...

Yes, thank you. Thank you.

Treasure this time.

But don't let 'em distract you,

from other things that
are just as important.

Oh...

Never.

Oh yeah.

I'm definitely hearing
the sweet sound of...

Don't say it.

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