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(sizzling)
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- What's all this?
- Well...
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I thought that we could
have a new family tradition:
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Pancake Sundays.
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I got all the fixings.
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You can pick what you want.
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We got chocolate chips, blueberries.
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I wish I'd known, honey.
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I made an early tee time with Wayne.
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What? Well, wouldn't you rather
spend the day with your family?
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Of course. (stammers)
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He's going through a divorce, you know.
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He needs this.
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I guess, sure.
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How about this? I'll take
some bacon for the road.
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Why don't you bring some for Wayne, too?
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Good idea.
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Can I take the plate?
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Go ahead.
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Hey, Missy, you awake?
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It's Pancake Sunday.
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What's that?
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Well, it's a fun new
thing I thought we could...
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Where are you going?
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I told you. Six Flags
with Jamie's family.
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Oh. Well, I could make
you pancakes first.
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Pancakes and roller coasters?
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Do you want me to barf?
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Well, no.
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What's all this about pancakes?
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- (car horn honks)
- Oh, it's Pancake Sunday.
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I got to go.
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Since when is it Pancake Sunday?
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Since today.
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No, it's not. It's
Kellogg's Bran Buds Sunday,
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like it's been for the past three years.
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Well, I thought it would be fun.
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I'll-I'll make you any
kind of pancake you want.
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On Bran Buds Sunday?
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Fine. I'll put Bran
Buds in the pancakes.
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That could work.
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It doesn't work.
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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Excuse me.
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Do you have a recommendation?
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Well, you can never go
wrong with John Candy.
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But, and this is just one man's opinion,
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Pauly Shore is a comedy god.
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Really?
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You may pee your pants.
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And if you do, there's a
Laundromat right next door.
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(laughs) Well,
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I will watch this and let you know.
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Sounds good.
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(chuckles)
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Did you find everything okay?
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Oh, yeah. He's really helpful.
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Yes, he is.
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(chuckles)
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Okay, thank you. Come again.
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I will.
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Thank you.
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See ya.
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- (door opens)
- Wow.
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(door closes)
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Wow, what?
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She was totally hitting on you.
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All she did was rent a movie.
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And then she laughed
and she touched your arm.
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That's textbook flirting.
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I'm sorry, I-I wasn't trying to.
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Georgie, it's fine. You
can flirt with other girls.
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It doesn't feel like I should.
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Well, we're not a couple.
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I know, but we're having a baby
together. That ain't nothing.
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All I'm saying is, you're not tied down.
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Don't I get a vote in that?
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Yeah, you get a vote.
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But we get two votes.
You're not tied down.
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Oh. I didn't realize my mom had company.
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Yeah.
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Uh, do I have to pretend
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I didn't spend the night here, or...?
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I don't know how this works.
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It's fine, uh...
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you could've said
nothing, but now I know.
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Yeah.
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What's with the pancakes?
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Oh, I made extra, so I
was just bringing 'em by.
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MEEMAW: Who's at the door?
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It's Mary!
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She knows I slept with you.
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Come on in.
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- I brought pancakes.
- Why?
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Well, I made 'em for
the fam... thank you...
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Made 'em for the family,
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and everyone was busy this morning,
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so here I am.
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So what are y'all up to today?
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I was trying to convince your
mom to go fishing with me.
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Oh, fishing, that could be fun.
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I ain't going fishing.
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I'd go to a flea market.
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Oh, I do love a flea market.
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I don't want to buy
some dead guy's pants.
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Oh, the outlet malls are still
having their holiday sales.
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I'd rather die and have you
sell my pants at the flea market.
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Well, I'm sure we can come
up with something else.
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Well, hang on.
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When did we become a threesome?
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You don't want to hang out with me?
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Well, I do, but he's
not crazy about you.
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Well, that's not true.
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Well, then, it looks like
you got a fishing buddy.
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I don't really want to go fishing.
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Boy, that was a close one.
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You okay?
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Mm-hmm.
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Are you mad at me?
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Why would I be mad at you?
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Is this about that girl?
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Why do you want me to
date someone else so bad?
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I didn't say I wanted you
to. I said it was okay.
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Well, it seems like you want me to.
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I just want you to live your life.
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Then why'd you sleep with me again?
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It was one time.
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It was more than one time.
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It was one night, and it was a mistake.
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Oh, really?
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Then maybe I should
go out with that girl.
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Maybe you should.
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Fine. And maybe you should
go out with someone, too.
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Right, because there's
nothing men want more
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than a girl with a baby
pushing against her bladder.
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You want me to pull
over at that Wendy's?
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- Their restroom's pretty nice.
- Yes, I do.
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- (door opens, closes)
- GEORGE SR.: Hello.
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Hey, you're home.
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How was golf?
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Fun. Wayne hit a duck.
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Yeah, maybe you had to be there.
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Kids home?
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Nope. Just me. All by myself.
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Hey, sounds nice.
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I guess.
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Actually...
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(sighs) without church,
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Sundays are feeling kind of empty.
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Aw. Hey, next Sunday we'll do something.
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It's not just Sundays.
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I had Bible study, prayer group.
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I had a whole community.
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So, find a new one. You
just got to get involved.
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You know, make some friends.
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You make it sound so easy.
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Oh, come on. Sheldon
has got school friends.
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How hard could it be?
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- Hey.
- Oh, hi.
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You were right. Hilarious.
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I wouldn't steer you wrong.
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You got any other recommendations?
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Well, there-there is
a Mexican restaurant
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down the street that's pretty good.
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I do like Mexican food.
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Hmm, we should go there sometime.
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I'm free tomorrow.
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Cool. It's a date!
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Sorry. That was a little
loud. I'm just excited.
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For our date!
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Hi, honey.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, they needed volunteers
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for the book fair, so here I am.
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- Hey, Missy.
- Hi.
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Who is that? He's a cutie.
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All right, come with me.
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You need to leave.
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- Why?
- 'Cause you're embarrassing me.
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(scoffs) Everyone knows
you have a mother.
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Please.
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Fine, if you don't
want me here, I'll go.
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I promise I'll do anything
you want this weekend.
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Okay.
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Just not here or near anyone I know.
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Can't wait.
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Love you, bye.
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GEORGE JR.: Hey.
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You said if I ever had a problem,
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I could come to you, right?
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Yeah, of course.
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Not to mention, you got
all bent out of shape
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when I asked Dale for
advice instead of you.
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I didn't get all bent out of shape.
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That ain't what Dale said.
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You want my advice or what?
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(sighs)
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So here's the deal.
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There was a cute girl flirting
with me at the video store,
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and Mandy saw us.
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Got it.
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And now Mandy's mad at you.
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Actually I'm kind of mad at her.
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Why?
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She told me I should ask her out.
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The cute girl?
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I mean, I know Mandy
and I ain't together,
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but I thought I was wearing her down.
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You do have that effect on people.
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But now I'm supposed to
go to dinner with Amber,
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that's the new girl,
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and Mandy says she's okay with it,
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but I'm worried it's a trap.
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Right.
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So what do I do?
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Well...
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(sighs) All right, well,
let's break it down.
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If you don't go on the date,
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Mandy might be upset with you.
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- Right.
- But if you do go,
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you might feel guilty.
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Right, but if I don't go,
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the new girl's gonna get
stood up, and she'll be mad.
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Georgie, you can't live your life
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afraid that women are
gonna get mad at you.
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It's just what they're born to do.
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Makes sense.
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I'm not a woman. I'm
mad at you right now.
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(suspenseful music playing on TV)
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You watching your Star Trek show?
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I am.
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Mind if I join?
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Not at all. But I must
warn you, it's addictive.
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KIRA: ...taking you into this wormhole.
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We have no idea what we're
dealing with in there.
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- It could be hostile...
- ODO: Major!
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I was found in the Denorios Belt.
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Is that one Mr. Spock?
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No, there's no Mr. Spock.
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This is Deep Space Nine, not TOS.
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Sorry, I thought this was Star Trek.
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It is Star Trek. It's
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
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And this is the first episode,
so I'm trying to pay attention.
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Sorry.
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Well, the answers to a lot of
my questions may be somewhere
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on the other side of that wormhole.
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(theme music plays on TV)
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Is that it? Is it over?
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Well, that's just part one.
There's a whole nother hour.
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Oh.
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So, is this your mom's car?
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Nah. It's mine.
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Well, it's very... practical.
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What car do you drive?
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Toyota.
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But my dream car is a Mustang.
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Oh, really? I used to have one.
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And you traded it in for this?
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Why?
264
00:09:52,343 --> 00:09:53,778
Well-well...
265
00:09:54,757 --> 00:09:56,290
...I had my reasons.
266
00:09:56,293 --> 00:09:58,979
Oh, you wanted to
look like a soccer mom?
267
00:09:58,982 --> 00:10:00,515
No.
268
00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:03,017
It's-it's good for hauling stuff.
269
00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:04,965
Ah, and they were all
sold out of trucks?
270
00:10:04,968 --> 00:10:06,286
No, I just needed...
271
00:10:06,289 --> 00:10:07,655
Something big to carry your purse?
272
00:10:07,657 --> 00:10:09,223
Will you let me finish?
273
00:10:09,225 --> 00:10:11,595
(scoffs) Ooh, sorry.
274
00:10:13,663 --> 00:10:15,630
You know that girl at the video store?
275
00:10:15,632 --> 00:10:18,128
The giant, pregnant one?
276
00:10:18,131 --> 00:10:19,533
Yeah.
277
00:10:20,736 --> 00:10:22,002
No.
278
00:10:22,004 --> 00:10:23,972
Yeah.
279
00:10:25,574 --> 00:10:27,007
So, you two are...
280
00:10:27,009 --> 00:10:29,075
No. We're having a baby,
but we're not together.
281
00:10:29,077 --> 00:10:31,645
In fact, she's the one who
told me I should ask you out.
282
00:10:31,647 --> 00:10:34,314
- Well, that's not weird.
- Really?
283
00:10:34,316 --> 00:10:35,618
No, it's weird.
284
00:10:37,553 --> 00:10:38,851
(door closes)
285
00:10:38,853 --> 00:10:40,219
- Hey.
- Hi.
286
00:10:40,221 --> 00:10:42,893
I thought Georgie said
you were going to dinner.
287
00:10:42,896 --> 00:10:44,763
No, uh, he's having dinner.
288
00:10:44,766 --> 00:10:46,392
Y'all fighting again?
289
00:10:46,394 --> 00:10:48,461
- What'd he do?
- Nothing.
290
00:10:48,463 --> 00:10:50,262
So why aren't you at dinner with him?
291
00:10:50,264 --> 00:10:51,464
He's on a date.
292
00:10:51,466 --> 00:10:53,533
Why, that little...
293
00:10:53,535 --> 00:10:55,658
No, it's okay. I told him to.
294
00:10:55,661 --> 00:10:57,126
Why the hell would you do that?
295
00:10:57,129 --> 00:10:58,470
Why are you yelling at me?
296
00:10:58,473 --> 00:10:59,671
Because you got me all riled up,
297
00:10:59,673 --> 00:11:01,272
and I got to point it somewhere.
298
00:11:01,274 --> 00:11:02,874
Look... (sighs)
299
00:11:02,876 --> 00:11:04,943
I have enough going on here
300
00:11:04,945 --> 00:11:08,162
without worrying about
being in some relationship.
301
00:11:08,165 --> 00:11:11,516
Plus, Georgie deserves to have a life.
302
00:11:11,518 --> 00:11:14,886
So y'all are good, and I don't
have to be mad at anybody?
303
00:11:14,888 --> 00:11:16,087
Right.
304
00:11:16,089 --> 00:11:17,438
Huh.
305
00:11:17,441 --> 00:11:20,478
I'm gonna go call Dale and pick a fight.
306
00:11:26,265 --> 00:11:29,953
Oh, hey. I didn't know
you were working tonight.
307
00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:31,227
I'm not.
308
00:11:31,230 --> 00:11:32,582
Just meeting some friends.
309
00:11:32,585 --> 00:11:34,170
Oh, that's nice.
310
00:11:34,173 --> 00:11:35,297
- Yep.
- Oh, so,
311
00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:37,074
I was just getting off work myself.
312
00:11:37,076 --> 00:11:38,700
Oh. Have a good one.
313
00:11:38,703 --> 00:11:41,647
Well, uh, so, friends
from high school, or...?
314
00:11:42,714 --> 00:11:44,914
More like a bunch of gals
that used to be married,
315
00:11:44,916 --> 00:11:46,382
used to be in Weight Watchers,
316
00:11:46,384 --> 00:11:47,717
and now just come here to drink
317
00:11:47,719 --> 00:11:49,519
and bitch about their lives.
318
00:11:49,521 --> 00:11:50,976
That sounds fun.
319
00:11:50,979 --> 00:11:52,812
Does it?
320
00:11:52,815 --> 00:11:56,058
Would you... (sighs) want to join us?
321
00:11:56,060 --> 00:11:59,596
Oh, well... so long
as I'm not butting in.
322
00:11:59,598 --> 00:12:01,464
Well, I have to warn you,
323
00:12:01,466 --> 00:12:03,265
it's kind of a salty group.
324
00:12:03,267 --> 00:12:05,100
I don't want you to be shocked.
325
00:12:05,102 --> 00:12:06,468
You've met my mother.
326
00:12:06,470 --> 00:12:09,106
That's true. Come on.
327
00:12:09,109 --> 00:12:10,739
(sighs)
328
00:12:10,742 --> 00:12:11,807
Ladies?
329
00:12:11,810 --> 00:12:13,975
Mary here is gonna be joining us.
330
00:12:13,978 --> 00:12:15,510
All right. Fresh meat.
331
00:12:15,513 --> 00:12:16,796
(women laughing)
332
00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:20,861
AMBER: Since we're being so honest,
333
00:12:20,863 --> 00:12:22,163
I should tell you...
334
00:12:22,166 --> 00:12:24,579
I didn't really think
Pauly Shore was funny.
335
00:12:24,583 --> 00:12:27,067
- What?
- Yeah. I just said it
336
00:12:27,070 --> 00:12:29,008
'cause I wanted to talk to you again.
337
00:12:31,128 --> 00:12:33,197
So, I didn't scare you off?
338
00:12:33,199 --> 00:12:36,235
Look, it's strange,
339
00:12:36,237 --> 00:12:39,241
but I've got stuff, too.
340
00:12:39,243 --> 00:12:40,546
Like what?
341
00:12:41,749 --> 00:12:45,654
Well, I can't believe I'm
saying this on a first date,
342
00:12:45,656 --> 00:12:48,337
but I'm going through a divorce.
343
00:12:48,340 --> 00:12:49,574
Huh.
344
00:12:49,577 --> 00:12:52,098
I'm sorry. How long were you married?
345
00:12:52,101 --> 00:12:53,235
A year.
346
00:12:53,237 --> 00:12:54,772
Ooh, a whole year.
347
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,445
- Sounds like you really gave it a try.
- (laughs)
348
00:13:01,010 --> 00:13:03,879
Do you still have feelings for him?
349
00:13:03,882 --> 00:13:05,721
Do you still have feelings for her?
350
00:13:05,724 --> 00:13:07,794
Mm, I asked you first.
351
00:13:09,535 --> 00:13:11,003
It's complicated.
352
00:13:11,005 --> 00:13:12,539
Boy, is it.
353
00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:14,744
I went to two full-grown men for advice.
354
00:13:14,746 --> 00:13:16,282
Neither of 'em had a clue.
355
00:13:17,168 --> 00:13:18,718
So my friend said,
356
00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,321
"You have so much in common,
357
00:13:20,323 --> 00:13:21,456
you should meet him."
358
00:13:21,458 --> 00:13:23,828
I show up at the restaurant.
359
00:13:23,830 --> 00:13:25,645
(laughing): He's my frigging cousin.
360
00:13:25,648 --> 00:13:26,776
JILL: No.
361
00:13:26,779 --> 00:13:27,936
Did you?
362
00:13:27,938 --> 00:13:29,105
No!
363
00:13:29,107 --> 00:13:30,240
(laughing)
364
00:13:30,242 --> 00:13:31,844
All right, Mary, you're up.
365
00:13:31,846 --> 00:13:35,178
Oh, no. I don't have any good stories.
366
00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:36,448
Oh, come on, you're married.
367
00:13:36,451 --> 00:13:38,056
You're the only one of us getting any.
368
00:13:38,058 --> 00:13:39,191
Really?
369
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,660
That's what we're talking about?
370
00:13:40,662 --> 00:13:42,001
Married people sex?
371
00:13:42,004 --> 00:13:44,568
Well, George and I have been...
372
00:13:44,570 --> 00:13:46,204
connecting more lately.
373
00:13:46,206 --> 00:13:47,971
JILL AND HELEN: Ooh!
374
00:13:47,974 --> 00:13:49,019
Details. Now.
375
00:13:49,022 --> 00:13:50,412
No, no, no, I can't.
376
00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:51,983
Oh, come on.
377
00:13:51,985 --> 00:13:54,721
It's bad enough this one's
got her secret boyfriend
378
00:13:54,723 --> 00:13:55,957
she won't tell us about.
379
00:13:55,959 --> 00:13:57,253
Brenda Sparks.
380
00:13:57,256 --> 00:13:58,796
How do I not know this?
381
00:13:58,798 --> 00:14:01,890
First of all, I'm not
Brenda Sparks anymore.
382
00:14:01,893 --> 00:14:03,404
Oh, don't go changing the subject.
383
00:14:03,406 --> 00:14:05,810
And... there's no one.
384
00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:07,724
She's lying. There's some guy
385
00:14:07,727 --> 00:14:08,827
that she was sweet on,
386
00:14:08,830 --> 00:14:10,312
but she won't give us any info.
387
00:14:10,315 --> 00:14:11,687
(whispers): I think he's married.
388
00:14:11,689 --> 00:14:13,124
- Mm-hmm.
- (gasps)
389
00:14:13,126 --> 00:14:14,393
He's not.
390
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:15,862
Oh, interesting.
391
00:14:15,864 --> 00:14:17,299
I thought there was no one.
392
00:14:17,301 --> 00:14:20,004
JILL AND HELEN: Ooh...!
393
00:14:20,006 --> 00:14:22,441
If you like friendly
cats, this next item...
394
00:14:22,443 --> 00:14:23,912
What are you watching?
395
00:14:23,914 --> 00:14:27,053
The crap-I-don't-need channel.
396
00:14:31,027 --> 00:14:32,428
What are you looking at?
397
00:14:32,430 --> 00:14:34,598
Nothing.
398
00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,301
He come back yet?
399
00:14:36,303 --> 00:14:38,172
No.
400
00:14:38,174 --> 00:14:42,047
But you don't care 'cause
you're good with this.
401
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:44,017
I am.
402
00:14:44,019 --> 00:14:46,188
I think.
403
00:14:46,190 --> 00:14:48,059
Second thoughts?
404
00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:49,962
(sighs)
405
00:14:49,964 --> 00:14:51,598
I mean, if it wasn't for the baby,
406
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,201
I never would've seen him again.
407
00:14:53,203 --> 00:14:55,608
But there is a baby.
408
00:14:56,631 --> 00:14:58,031
Yeah.
409
00:14:58,034 --> 00:14:59,881
And he's been so great.
410
00:14:59,884 --> 00:15:02,219
And I keep pushing him away
411
00:15:02,221 --> 00:15:04,090
and pushing him away, and...
412
00:15:04,092 --> 00:15:07,631
he's still there every time I need him.
413
00:15:08,602 --> 00:15:10,334
What the hell am I
doing, sending him off
414
00:15:10,336 --> 00:15:11,823
with another woman?
415
00:15:11,826 --> 00:15:13,024
Yeah.
416
00:15:13,027 --> 00:15:14,544
No, I'm asking you.
417
00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:17,989
Oh, um, all right.
418
00:15:20,996 --> 00:15:22,085
Well?!
419
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,858
Give me a minute.
420
00:15:25,465 --> 00:15:26,532
GEORGE SR.: Hey.
421
00:15:26,535 --> 00:15:27,969
You stayed out late.
422
00:15:27,971 --> 00:15:30,741
I did what you said and
I made some new friends.
423
00:15:30,743 --> 00:15:33,012
Well, good for you. Who?
424
00:15:33,014 --> 00:15:36,752
Brenda, Jill, and, ooh,
either Helen or Ellen,
425
00:15:36,754 --> 00:15:39,624
but I missed my window
to make sure. (laughs)
426
00:15:39,626 --> 00:15:41,038
Sounds fun.
427
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:43,243
It was. Oh... (gasps)
428
00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:44,968
and get this, I got dirt.
429
00:15:44,971 --> 00:15:46,437
Ooh, what kind of dirt?
430
00:15:46,439 --> 00:15:49,010
Brenda has a secret man
431
00:15:49,012 --> 00:15:51,481
that she is hiding from everybody.
432
00:15:51,483 --> 00:15:52,583
Really?
433
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:54,353
And he might be married.
434
00:15:54,355 --> 00:15:55,824
(chuckling): Really?
435
00:15:57,187 --> 00:15:58,761
Well, who do you think it is?
436
00:15:58,763 --> 00:16:00,164
Oh, I don't know,
437
00:16:00,166 --> 00:16:03,237
but me and the gals are gonna find out.
438
00:16:03,239 --> 00:16:04,372
(chuckles)
439
00:16:04,374 --> 00:16:05,608
What the hell, Brenda?
440
00:16:05,611 --> 00:16:06,877
What the hell, what?
441
00:16:06,879 --> 00:16:08,047
Your friends all know
442
00:16:08,049 --> 00:16:09,616
about your "secret boyfriend"?
443
00:16:09,618 --> 00:16:10,989
You think that's you?
444
00:16:10,992 --> 00:16:12,688
Well...
445
00:16:12,690 --> 00:16:14,484
it's not?
446
00:16:14,487 --> 00:16:15,824
No, George.
447
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:18,634
Well, who is it?
448
00:16:18,636 --> 00:16:20,070
I didn't tell them.
449
00:16:20,072 --> 00:16:21,272
I'm not gonna tell you.
450
00:16:21,274 --> 00:16:22,441
Okay.
451
00:16:22,443 --> 00:16:23,868
Oh, God.
452
00:16:23,871 --> 00:16:26,515
Are you upset that there might
be another guy in the picture?
453
00:16:26,517 --> 00:16:27,651
No.
454
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,055
Good.
455
00:16:29,057 --> 00:16:30,557
Go home to your wife.
456
00:16:30,559 --> 00:16:32,126
I will.
457
00:16:32,128 --> 00:16:33,164
Okay.
458
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:37,038
(chickens clucking)
459
00:16:38,368 --> 00:16:41,406
Shut up.
460
00:16:41,409 --> 00:16:43,646
SHELDON: Mom.
461
00:16:46,022 --> 00:16:47,782
What is it, Sheldon?
462
00:16:47,785 --> 00:16:49,421
I know you had some
questions about Star Trek,
463
00:16:49,423 --> 00:16:50,962
so I've compiled a detailed guide
464
00:16:50,964 --> 00:16:52,766
outlining all the shows, characters,
465
00:16:52,768 --> 00:16:54,336
and how they fit in a timeline.
466
00:16:54,338 --> 00:16:55,906
Can we do this later?
467
00:16:55,908 --> 00:16:57,275
I've got a headache.
468
00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:59,246
Unfortunately not.
If we don't do it now,
469
00:16:59,248 --> 00:17:00,815
you'll be completely lost when we watch
470
00:17:00,817 --> 00:17:02,652
The Animated Series this afternoon.
471
00:17:02,654 --> 00:17:04,356
Just 20 more minutes.
472
00:17:04,358 --> 00:17:07,462
Mom, this is almost a hundred
pages. We have to get started.
473
00:17:07,464 --> 00:17:09,232
In the 23rd century,
474
00:17:09,234 --> 00:17:11,937
alien races from around the
galaxy have come together
475
00:17:11,939 --> 00:17:13,905
to form the United
Federation of Planets,
476
00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:15,208
which is... open your eyes...
477
00:17:15,211 --> 00:17:16,767
Headquartered in San Francisco.
478
00:17:22,006 --> 00:17:23,026
Morning.
479
00:17:23,028 --> 00:17:24,262
Good morning.
480
00:17:24,265 --> 00:17:26,119
I think I owe you an apology.
481
00:17:27,357 --> 00:17:28,591
Yeah?
482
00:17:28,593 --> 00:17:30,429
You were totally right.
483
00:17:30,431 --> 00:17:33,337
I had a good time with Amber last night.
484
00:17:33,339 --> 00:17:35,310
Oh. Good.
485
00:17:35,312 --> 00:17:36,613
- I'm glad.
- Yeah.
486
00:17:36,615 --> 00:17:37,916
We ended up talking for hours.
487
00:17:37,918 --> 00:17:39,554
Turns out we have a lot in common.
488
00:17:39,556 --> 00:17:42,146
So, thank you for
pushing me to ask her out.
489
00:17:43,269 --> 00:17:44,739
You're welcome.
490
00:17:49,909 --> 00:17:54,386
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