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- What's all this?
- Well...
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I thought that we could
have a new family tradition:
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Pancake Sundays.
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I got all the fixings.
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You can pick what you want.
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We got chocolate chips, blueberries.
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I wish I'd known, honey.
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I made an early tee time with Wayne.
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What? Well, wouldn't you rather
spend the day with your family?
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Of course.
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He's going through a divorce, you know.
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He needs this.
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I guess, sure.
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How about this? I'll take
some bacon for the road.
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Why don't you bring some for Wayne, too?
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Good idea.
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Can I take the plate?
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Go ahead.
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Hey, Missy, you awake?
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It's Pancake Sunday.
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What's that?
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Well, it's a fun new
thing I thought we could...
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Where are you going?
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I told you. Six Flags
with Jamie's family.
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Oh. Well, I could make
you pancakes first.
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Pancakes and roller coasters?
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Do you want me to barf?
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Well, no.
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What's all this about pancakes?
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Oh, it's Pancake Sunday.
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I got to go.
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Since when is it Pancake Sunday?
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Since today.
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No, it's not. It's
Kellogg's Bran Buds Sunday,
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like it's been for the past three years.
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Well, I thought it would be fun.
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I'll-I'll make you any
kind of pancake you want.
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On Bran Buds Sunday?
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Fine. I'll put Bran
Buds in the pancakes.
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That could work.
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It doesn't work.
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Excuse me.
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Do you have a recommendation?
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Well, you can never go
wrong with John Candy.
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But, and this is just one man's opinion,
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Pauly Shore is a comedy god.
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Really?
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You may pee your pants.
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And if you do, there's a
Laundromat right next door.
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Well,
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I will watch this and let you know.
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Sounds good.
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Did you find everything okay?
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Oh, yeah. He's really helpful.
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Yes, he is.
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Okay, thank you. Come again.
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I will.
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Thank you.
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See ya.
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Wow.
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Wow, what?
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She was totally hitting on you.
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All she did was rent a movie.
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And then she laughed
and she touched your arm.
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That's textbook flirting.
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I'm sorry, I-I wasn't trying to.
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Georgie, it's fine. You
can flirt with other girls.
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It doesn't feel like I should.
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Well, we're not a couple.
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I know, but we're having a baby
together. That ain't nothing.
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All I'm saying is, you're not tied down.
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Don't I get a vote in that?
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Yeah, you get a vote.
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But we get two votes.
You're not tied down.
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Oh. I didn't realize my mom had company.
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Yeah.
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Uh, do I have to pretend
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I didn't spend the night here, or...?
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I don't know how this works.
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It's fine, uh...
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you could've said
nothing, but now I know.
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Yeah.
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What's with the pancakes?
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Oh, I made extra, so I
was just bringing 'em by.
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Who's at the door?
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It's Mary!
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She knows I slept with you.
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Come on in.
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- I brought pancakes.
- Why?
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Well, I made 'em for
the fam... thank you...
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Made 'em for the family,
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and everyone was busy this morning,
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so here I am.
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So what are y'all up to today?
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I was trying to convince your
mom to go fishing with me.
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Oh, fishing, that could be fun.
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I ain't going fishing.
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I'd go to a flea market.
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Oh, I do love a flea market.
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I don't want to buy
some dead guy's pants.
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Oh, the outlet malls are still
having their holiday sales.
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I'd rather die and have you
sell my pants at the flea market.
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Well, I'm sure we can come
up with something else.
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Well, hang on.
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When did we become a threesome?
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You don't want to hang out with me?
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Well, I do, but he's
not crazy about you.
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Well, that's not true.
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Well, then, it looks like
you got a fishing buddy.
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I don't really want to go fishing.
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Boy, that was a close one.
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You okay?
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Mm-hmm.
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Are you mad at me?
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Why would I be mad at you?
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Is this about that girl?
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Why do you want me to
date someone else so bad?
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I didn't say I wanted you
to. I said it was okay.
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Well, it seems like you want me to.
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I just want you to live your life.
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Then why'd you sleep with me again?
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It was one time.
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It was more than one time.
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It was one night, and it was a mistake.
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Oh, really?
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Then maybe I should
go out with that girl.
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Maybe you should.
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Fine. And maybe you should
go out with someone, too.
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Right, because there's
nothing men want more
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than a girl with a baby
pushing against her bladder.
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You want me to pull
over at that Wendy's?
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- Their restroom's pretty nice.
- Yes, I do.
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Hello.
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Hey, you're home.
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How was golf?
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Fun. Wayne hit a duck.
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Yeah, maybe you had to be there.
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Kids home?
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Nope. Just me. All by myself.
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Hey, sounds nice.
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I guess.
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Actually...
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without church,
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Sundays are feeling kind of empty.
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Aw. Hey, next Sunday we'll do something.
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It's not just Sundays.
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I had Bible study, prayer group.
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I had a whole community.
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So, find a new one. You
just got to get involved.
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You know, make some friends.
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You make it sound so easy.
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Oh, come on. Sheldon
has got school friends.
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How hard could it be?
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- Hey.
- Oh, hi.
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You were right. Hilarious.
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I wouldn't steer you wrong.
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You got any other recommendations?
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Well, there-there is
a Mexican restaurant
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down the street that's pretty good.
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I do like Mexican food.
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Hmm, we should go there sometime.
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I'm free tomorrow.
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Cool. It's a date!
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Sorry. That was a little
loud. I'm just excited.
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For our date!
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Hi, honey.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, they needed volunteers
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for the book fair, so here I am.
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- Hey, Missy.
- Hi.
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Who is that? He's a cutie.
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All right, come with me.
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You need to leave.
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- Why?
- 'Cause you're embarrassing me.
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Everyone knows you have a mother.
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Please.
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Fine, if you don't
want me here, I'll go.
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I promise I'll do anything
you want this weekend.
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Okay.
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Just not here or near anyone I know.
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Can't wait.
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Love you, bye.
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Hey.
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You said if I ever had a problem,
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I could come to you, right?
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Yeah, of course.
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Not to mention, you got
all bent out of shape
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when I asked Dale for
advice instead of you.
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I didn't get all bent out of shape.
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That ain't what Dale said.
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You want my advice or what?
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So here's the deal.
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There was a cute girl flirting
with me at the video store,
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and Mandy saw us.
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Got it.
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And now Mandy's mad at you.
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Actually I'm kind of mad at her.
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Why?
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She told me I should ask her out.
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The cute girl?
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I mean, I know Mandy
and I ain't together,
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but I thought I was wearing her down.
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You do have that effect on people.
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But now I'm supposed to
go to dinner with Amber,
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that's the new girl,
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and Mandy says she's okay with it,
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but I'm worried it's a trap.
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Right.
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So what do I do?
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Well...
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All right, well, let's break it down.
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If you don't go on the date,
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Mandy might be upset with you.
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- Right.
- But if you do go,
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you might feel guilty.
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Right, but if I don't go,
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the new girl's gonna get
stood up, and she'll be mad.
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Georgie, you can't live your life
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afraid that women are
gonna get mad at you.
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It's just what they're born to do.
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Makes sense.
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I'm not a woman. I'm
mad at you right now.
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You watching your Star Trek show?
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I am.
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Mind if I join?
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Not at all. But I must
warn you, it's addictive.
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...taking you into this wormhole.
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We have no idea what we're
dealing with in there.
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- It could be hostile...
- Major!
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I was found in the Denorios Belt.
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Is that one Mr. Spock?
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No, there's no Mr. Spock.
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This is Deep Space Nine, not TOS.
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Sorry, I thought this was Star Trek.
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It is Star Trek. It's
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
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And this is the first episode,
so I'm trying to pay attention.
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Sorry.
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Well, the answers to a lot of
my questions may be somewhere
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on the other side of that wormhole.
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Is that it? Is it over?
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Well, that's just part one.
There's a whole nother hour.
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Oh.
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So, is this your mom's car?
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Nah. It's mine.
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Well, it's very... practical.
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What car do you drive?
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Toyota.
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But my dream car is a Mustang.
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Oh, really? I used to have one.
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And you traded it in for this?
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Why?
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Well-well...
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...I had my reasons.
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Oh, you wanted to
look like a soccer mom?
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No.
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It's-it's good for hauling stuff.
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Ah, and they were all
sold out of trucks?
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No, I just needed...
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Something big to carry your purse?
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Will you let me finish?
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Ooh, sorry.
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You know that girl at the video store?
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The giant, pregnant one?
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Yeah.
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00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:23,588
No.
267
00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:25,558
Yeah.
268
00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,593
So, you two are...
269
00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:30,661
No. We're having a baby,
but we're not together.
270
00:10:30,663 --> 00:10:33,231
In fact, she's the one who
told me I should ask you out.
271
00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:35,900
- Well, that's not weird.
- Really?
272
00:10:35,902 --> 00:10:37,204
No, it's weird.
273
00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:41,806
- Hey.
- Hi.
274
00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:44,480
I thought Georgie said
you were going to dinner.
275
00:10:44,483 --> 00:10:46,350
No, uh, he's having dinner.
276
00:10:46,353 --> 00:10:47,979
Y'all fighting again?
277
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,048
- What'd he do?
- Nothing.
278
00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:51,849
So why aren't you at dinner with him?
279
00:10:51,851 --> 00:10:53,051
He's on a date.
280
00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:55,120
Why, that little...
281
00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:57,245
No, it's okay. I told him to.
282
00:10:57,248 --> 00:10:58,713
Why the hell would you do that?
283
00:10:58,716 --> 00:11:00,057
Why are you yelling at me?
284
00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:01,259
Because you got me all riled up,
285
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:02,860
and I got to point it somewhere.
286
00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:04,462
Look...
287
00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:06,531
I have enough going on here
288
00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:09,750
without worrying about
being in some relationship.
289
00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:13,104
Plus, Georgie deserves to have a life.
290
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:16,474
So y'all are good, and I don't
have to be mad at anybody?
291
00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:17,675
Right.
292
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,026
Huh.
293
00:11:19,029 --> 00:11:22,066
I'm gonna go call Dale and pick a fight.
294
00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:31,542
Oh, hey. I didn't know
you were working tonight.
295
00:11:31,545 --> 00:11:32,816
I'm not.
296
00:11:32,819 --> 00:11:34,171
Just meeting some friends.
297
00:11:34,174 --> 00:11:35,759
Oh, that's nice.
298
00:11:35,762 --> 00:11:36,886
- Yep.
- Oh, so,
299
00:11:36,889 --> 00:11:38,663
I was just getting off work myself.
300
00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:40,289
Oh. Have a good one.
301
00:11:40,292 --> 00:11:43,236
Well, uh, so, friends
from high school, or...?
302
00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:46,504
More like a bunch of gals
that used to be married,
303
00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:47,972
used to be in Weight Watchers,
304
00:11:47,974 --> 00:11:49,307
and now just come here to drink
305
00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:51,109
and bitch about their lives.
306
00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:52,566
That sounds fun.
307
00:11:52,569 --> 00:11:54,402
Does it?
308
00:11:54,405 --> 00:11:57,648
Would you... want to join us?
309
00:11:57,650 --> 00:12:01,186
Oh, well... so long
as I'm not butting in.
310
00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:03,054
Well, I have to warn you,
311
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,855
it's kind of a salty group.
312
00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:06,691
I don't want you to be shocked.
313
00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:08,059
You've met my mother.
314
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,697
That's true. Come on.
315
00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:13,398
Ladies?
316
00:12:13,401 --> 00:12:15,566
Mary here is gonna be joining us.
317
00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:17,534
All right. Fresh meat.
318
00:12:22,797 --> 00:12:24,396
Since we're being so honest,
319
00:12:24,399 --> 00:12:25,698
I should tell you...
320
00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:28,112
I didn't really think
Pauly Shore was funny.
321
00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:30,597
- What?
- Yeah. I just said it
322
00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:32,536
'cause I wanted to talk to you again.
323
00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:36,721
So, I didn't scare you off?
324
00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:39,757
Look, it's strange,
325
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,760
but I've got stuff, too.
326
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,063
Like what?
327
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:49,167
Well, I can't believe I'm
saying this on a first date,
328
00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:51,847
but I'm going through a divorce.
329
00:12:51,850 --> 00:12:53,083
Huh.
330
00:12:53,086 --> 00:12:55,605
I'm sorry. How long were you married?
331
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:56,741
A year.
332
00:12:56,743 --> 00:12:58,276
Ooh, a whole year.
333
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,947
Sounds like you really gave it a try.
334
00:13:04,508 --> 00:13:07,375
Do you still have feelings for him?
335
00:13:07,378 --> 00:13:09,215
Do you still have feelings for her?
336
00:13:09,218 --> 00:13:11,286
Mm, I asked you first.
337
00:13:13,025 --> 00:13:14,492
It's complicated.
338
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,026
Boy, is it.
339
00:13:16,028 --> 00:13:18,229
I went to two full-grown men for advice.
340
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:19,766
Neither of 'em had a clue.
341
00:13:20,651 --> 00:13:22,200
So my friend said,
342
00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:23,801
"You have so much in common,
343
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:24,935
you should meet him."
344
00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:27,305
I show up at the restaurant.
345
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,120
He's my frigging cousin.
346
00:13:29,123 --> 00:13:30,250
No.
347
00:13:30,253 --> 00:13:31,409
Did you?
348
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:32,577
No!
349
00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:35,313
All right, Mary, you're up.
350
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:38,644
Oh, no. I don't have any good stories.
351
00:13:38,647 --> 00:13:39,913
Oh, come on, you're married.
352
00:13:39,916 --> 00:13:41,519
You're the only one of us getting any.
353
00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:42,653
Really?
354
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,121
That's what we're talking about?
355
00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:45,461
Married people sex?
356
00:13:45,464 --> 00:13:48,025
Well, George and I have been...
357
00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:49,660
connecting more lately.
358
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,425
Ooh!
359
00:13:51,428 --> 00:13:52,472
Details. Now.
360
00:13:52,475 --> 00:13:53,864
No, no, no, I can't.
361
00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:55,433
Oh, come on.
362
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:58,169
It's bad enough this one's
got her secret boyfriend
363
00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,404
she won't tell us about.
364
00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:00,698
Brenda Sparks.
365
00:14:00,701 --> 00:14:02,240
How do I not know this?
366
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:05,331
First of all, I'm not
Brenda Sparks anymore.
367
00:14:05,334 --> 00:14:06,844
Oh, don't go changing the subject.
368
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,247
And... there's no one.
369
00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:11,159
She's lying. There's some guy
370
00:14:11,162 --> 00:14:12,261
that she was sweet on,
371
00:14:12,264 --> 00:14:13,745
but she won't give us any info.
372
00:14:13,748 --> 00:14:15,119
I think he's married.
373
00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:16,554
Mm-hmm.
374
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:17,822
He's not.
375
00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:19,290
Oh, interesting.
376
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:20,725
I thought there was no one.
377
00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:23,428
Ooh...!
378
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,863
If you like friendly
cats, this next item...
379
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,332
What are you watching?
380
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:30,470
The crap-I-don't-need channel.
381
00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:35,840
What are you looking at?
382
00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:38,008
Nothing.
383
00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:39,710
He come back yet?
384
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,579
No.
385
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:45,450
But you don't care 'cause
you're good with this.
386
00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:47,418
I am.
387
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,587
I think.
388
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,456
Second thoughts?
389
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,992
I mean, if it wasn't for the baby,
390
00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:56,594
I never would've seen him again.
391
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:58,998
But there is a baby.
392
00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:01,419
Yeah.
393
00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:03,267
And he's been so great.
394
00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:05,603
And I keep pushing him away
395
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,472
and pushing him away, and...
396
00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:11,010
he's still there every time I need him.
397
00:15:11,980 --> 00:15:13,711
What the hell am I
doing, sending him off
398
00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:15,198
with another woman?
399
00:15:15,201 --> 00:15:16,398
Yeah.
400
00:15:16,401 --> 00:15:17,917
No, I'm asking you.
401
00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:21,358
Oh, um, all right.
402
00:15:24,362 --> 00:15:25,450
Well?!
403
00:15:25,453 --> 00:15:27,222
Give me a minute.
404
00:15:28,827 --> 00:15:29,893
Hey.
405
00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:31,329
You stayed out late.
406
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:34,098
I did what you said and
I made some new friends.
407
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,367
Well, good for you. Who?
408
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:40,104
Brenda, Jill, and, ooh,
either Helen or Ellen,
409
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:42,973
but I missed my window to make sure.
410
00:15:42,975 --> 00:15:44,386
Sounds fun.
411
00:15:44,389 --> 00:15:46,589
It was. Oh...
412
00:15:46,592 --> 00:15:48,312
and get this, I got dirt.
413
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:49,780
Ooh, what kind of dirt?
414
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,350
Brenda has a secret man
415
00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,819
that she is hiding from everybody.
416
00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:55,920
Really?
417
00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:57,688
And he might be married.
418
00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,158
Really?
419
00:16:00,519 --> 00:16:02,092
Well, who do you think it is?
420
00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:03,494
Oh, I don't know,
421
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:06,564
but me and the gals are gonna find out.
422
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:08,933
What the hell, Brenda?
423
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:10,200
What the hell, what?
424
00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:11,369
Your friends all know
425
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:12,937
about your "secret boyfriend"?
426
00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:14,308
You think that's you?
427
00:16:14,311 --> 00:16:16,006
Well...
428
00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:17,800
it's not?
429
00:16:17,803 --> 00:16:19,139
No, George.
430
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:21,946
Well, who is it?
431
00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:23,381
I didn't tell them.
432
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:24,582
I'm not gonna tell you.
433
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:25,750
Okay.
434
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:27,175
Oh, God.
435
00:16:27,178 --> 00:16:29,820
Are you upset that there might
be another guy in the picture?
436
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:30,955
No.
437
00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:32,357
Good.
438
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:33,858
Go home to your wife.
439
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,426
I will.
440
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:36,463
Okay.
441
00:16:41,662 --> 00:16:44,697
Shut up.
442
00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:46,935
Mom.
443
00:16:49,308 --> 00:16:51,067
What is it, Sheldon?
444
00:16:51,070 --> 00:16:52,704
I know you had some
questions about Star Trek,
445
00:16:52,706 --> 00:16:54,244
so I've compiled a detailed guide
446
00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:56,046
outlining all the shows, characters,
447
00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:57,615
and how they fit in a timeline.
448
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,183
Can we do this later?
449
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,551
I've got a headache.
450
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,520
Unfortunately not.
If we don't do it now,
451
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,088
you'll be completely lost when we watch
452
00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:05,923
The Animated Series this afternoon.
453
00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:07,625
Just 20 more minutes.
454
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:10,728
Mom, this is almost a hundred
pages. We have to get started.
455
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,497
In the 23rd century,
456
00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:15,199
alien races from around the
galaxy have come together
457
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,165
to form the United
Federation of Planets,
458
00:17:17,168 --> 00:17:18,467
which is... open your eyes...
459
00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:20,606
Headquartered in San Francisco.
460
00:17:27,795 --> 00:17:29,195
Morning.
461
00:17:29,198 --> 00:17:30,430
Good morning.
462
00:17:30,433 --> 00:17:32,284
I think I owe you an apology.
463
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,752
Yeah?
464
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:36,587
You were totally right.
465
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:39,490
I had a good time with Amber last night.
466
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,459
Oh. Good.
467
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:42,760
- I'm glad.
- Yeah.
468
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,061
We ended up talking for hours.
469
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,696
Turns out we have a lot in common.
470
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:48,284
So, thank you for
pushing me to ask her out.
471
00:17:49,405 --> 00:17:50,873
You're welcome.
472
00:17:56,034 --> 00:18:00,503
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