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( TITLE MUSIC )
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( MARACAS )
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( METAL )
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( CRASH )
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( TITLE MUSIC )
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( STAIR CREAKS )
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( STAIR CREAKS )
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( TITLE MUSIC )
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( GASP )
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I'm terribly sorry, did I disturb you?
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MRS BARROW: I should scream.
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I shan't keep you a moment.
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( GASPS )
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Don't do that, you might
disturb the neighbours.
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I must compliment you on
your good taste, by the way.
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You have such beautiful objects.
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I particularly like the Picasso
lithographs in the hall.
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However, of all the beautiful objects
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I must say, you are by
far the most exquisite.
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I shall scream.
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Later.
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( CLOTHES HITTING FLOOR )
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( UPBEAT MUSIC )
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EMILY BARROW: It was awful.
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( SOBS AND SNIFFS )
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( SNEEZES AND SNIFFS )
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Sorry about that I
caught it off the wife.
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Nothing more you can think of that
might be of any help, Mrs Barrow?
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Oh it was awful,
him standing there like that.
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If only I'd been here to protect you.
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I'm on nights this week you see.
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I do voluntary social work
looking after inadequates.
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( SOBS )
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Yes, I see.
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Now if I can just recap.
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"I was awakened at about
2:30 am by a noise.
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I got up to investigate.
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I went into the dining room
and switched on the light.
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I saw a man standing there by the
window going through the silver."
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Yes that's right.
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I was so frightened,
I didn't know what to do.
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CONSTABLE: Then we come
on to your description of the man.
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"He wore a small black velvet mask,
ginger hair, height about six feet, four
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stocky build, sallow complexion,
age somewhere between 40 and 50.
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Spoke with a Russian accent.”
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( SOBS )
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"He pushed past me, seized my
jewel case and ran out of the flat."
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( CRYING )
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Please, Constable, my wife's
recovering from a very nasty shock.
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( MRS BARROW CRYING )
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Right then.
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Your husband's given
me a list of your jewellery.
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I daresay you'll be hearing
from us pretty quick.
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In the meantime, if you do
happen to remember anything else
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you know where we are.
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Good day madam.
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( DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES )
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( MUSIC )
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( DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES )
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( SOBS AND SNIFFS )
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( TRAFFIC SOUNDS )
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Disgusting!
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INSPECTOR SMITH: Must be a gang.
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Absolutely disgusting.
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INSPECTOR SMITH:
Every description different.
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These jewel robberies
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it must be a gang operation.
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Or a master of disguise.
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Well, who could disguise himself as a
club footed colored midget one week
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and a six foot six Russian
with a hair-lip the next?
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Out of work actor maybe?
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Christ, seven burglaries in three months.
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Always the same trademark and yet
seven totally different descriptions.
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( PAGES TURNING )
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The old man's doing his nut
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and the identity kit boys
aren't even talking to me.
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They think I'm having them on.
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So what do you want me to check on,
multiracial gangs or out of work actors?
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I'll check myself
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with the latest victim.
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What's her name?
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-Mrs Barrow?
-Yeah.
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Well, come on.
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I do have this latest consignment
of dodgy magazines to check sir.
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We're in the middle of
a bloody crime wave
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and they keep pinching my
men for the pornography squad.
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Can't you just leave that for a moment?
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Plinth?!
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Yes sir.
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( DROPS PAPER AND CHAIR
LEGS SCRAPE ON FLOOR )
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( FOOTSTEPS AND PAPERS RUSTLING )
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I'll fetch it with me sir, I could
always work on it in the car.
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( SNIGGERS AND FOOTSTEPS )
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Oh, it was awful, awful.
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I kept protesting, of course,
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but he just kept saying 'nyet nyet'
in that dreadful, grating accent.
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What makes you think it
was Russian, Mrs Barrow?
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Oh, I couldn't be sure, I mean,
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he could have been
Serbian, Croat or something,
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or even Icelandic.
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But he gave that, well, impression.
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Yes.
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I do hope I'm being helpful.
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Oh, yes, yes.
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Tell me you did say it was
2:30 am this happened?
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Tell me, why didn't you call the
police before six in the morning?
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Oh, was it that long?
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I mean, I was stressed, I was fraught, uh
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and that's when my husband came home.
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Yes, I do social work at night you see.
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Looking after inadequates.
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I see.
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And that's when you felt sufficiently
recovered from the shock to phone us?
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Exactly.
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Thank you, Mrs Barrow, Mr Barrow.
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That's all we need to know for now.
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I might need to question you again later.
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Yes, of course, I'll do
anything I can to help
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see that beast put behind bars.
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Hmm, well from what you told us, you may
be the subject of an extradition order.
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-We'll see, Sergeant Plinth.
-Sir?
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I don't think we'll get much
more from Mrs Barrow.
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Is the insurance investigator here?
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Yes sir, left out in the
hall with the reporter.
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- I think I'll have a word with her.
-Yes sir.
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( FOOTSTEPS )
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( DOOR OPENS AND CREAKS )
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Alright, you can come in now.
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Inspector Smith's finished.
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( FOOTSTEPS )
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And the inspector would
like a word with you Miss.
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( FOOTSTEPS AND SHUFFLING SOUND )
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Not bad for an insurance
investigator, eh?
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She could settle my claim any time.
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You reporters you're
all the same aren't you?
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Sex mad!
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( SNORTS )
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Go on if you want to
finish your interview.
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Hey, that's not bad either.
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Well you couldn't blame anyone
for snatching her in, could you?
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( FOOTSTEPS )
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Sorry for that interruption, Mrs Barrow.
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Must let the guardians of the law
get on with their work, mustn't we?
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Right, now where were we?
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Ah yes, you were saying how you thought
pornography and violence on television
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was encouraging this sort of thing.
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Uh, I thought you said that?
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Well, it's the same thing
these days, Mrs Barrow.
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It's all violence.
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You know, you're very lucky
he only took your jewellery.
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He didn't harm you in any way.
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Well, he was in such a rush, you see.
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Uh there was an emerald necklace,
for example, valued at over £11,000.
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JUDY MARVIN: Mrs Barrow,
I really don't think it's wise
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to have that sort of information
printed in a newspaper.
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GUY HAMMOND: Oh, come on.
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I insist it's printed.
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I don't want him to think he's
got away with everything.
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I mean, well, it'll be a comfort
to anyone who reads it
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to think that burglars
don't take everything.
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That's the only reason I
want it printed, I assure you.
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She's asking for trouble, you know,
saying things like that to the press,
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especially Guy Hammond.
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Not much I can do if she wants
to invite another burglary.
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Have you found anything?
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Same as all the others,
not a single clue.
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-No progress at all?
-No.
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You?
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Let's drown our sorrow, shall we?
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( CHATTER AND GLASSES KNOCKING TOGETHER )
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JUDY MARVIN: It's costing the
insurance company a small fortune.
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Five out of the seven burglaries
have been our clients.
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Yeah, I remember you thinking
there might be a connection.
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( LAUGH )
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One of my more inspired ideas.
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Not that it came to anything
other than upsetting half the staff.
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( CHATTER )
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Didn't exactly please my boss either.
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( CHATTER )
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You know, if I don't come up
with something positive soon,
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I'm going to be out of a job.
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( CHATTER )
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You know, Miss Marvin.
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Oh please call me Judy.
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( CHATTER AND SIGH )
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Judy, if I don't solve this case
quickly, I'm going to be in trouble too.
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( CHATTER )
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I hear them all whispering now
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Pratty would have solved it.
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( CHATTER )
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I took Pratt's place when he retired.
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Inspector Pratt, yes he was
quite famous, wasn't he?
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Right.
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This is my chance to really prove myself
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and I can't even find a single clue.
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Not one.
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Not even half a clue.
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( CHATTER )
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Never mind, Inspector.
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( BAR SOUNDS )
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Robert.
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No of fence but I'm afraid I do mind.
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I'm sure something will turn up.
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( CROCKERY RATTLING )
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You know, Judy, there's something
about you I really admire.
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Tits.
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I'm a big tit man myself.
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No, arses and thighs, that's me.
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I have dreams at night about them.
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Oh, don't mistake me, I mean
I like arses and thighs too
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but... tits you know, great big ones.
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That's really something.
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( LIPS SMACKING TOGETHER )
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I tell you, when I first joined the force,
I asked to go with the vice squad but
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there's such a long waiting list.
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I suppose you must get access to
some pretty hot stuff up the Yard.
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-Yeah.
-You know, photos and things.
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Most of it's under lock and
key, of course, but um...
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now and again, you manage
to get a quick glimpse.
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I'll tell you the other day,
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a couple of boys from the Flying Squad,
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they seized a bunch of
really hard-core porn stuff.
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They were trying to smuggle
it in through customs.
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-Yeah.
-Well there was one.
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I'll tell you I've never seen
anything like it before.
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It was this, um
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this bird like, beautiful
tits, beautiful.
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She'd got this stuffed
Rhinoceros on her...
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( CHATTER )
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( TITLE MUSIC AND MARACAS )
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What you came for is under here with me.
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-It's all insured.
-GRANT HENRY: Good.
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Then we'll both get something.
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But, if you don't mind, I
won't stay, I'm very tired.
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I do hope you haven't worn
yourself out breaking and entering
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but if you want them,
you've got to take them.
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GRANT HENRY: No really, thank
you, I mustn't be too late back
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I have to be up early in the
morning and... you understand?
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I'm sure the police would
understand, but of course,
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they might not let you sleep either.
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( DIAL CLICKS )
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( PIANO MUSIC )
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( TRAFFIC AND FOOTSTEPS )
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Ah good morning.
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My usual carnation please?
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-Just the one sir.
-Ah yes thank you.
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Oh that'll be 10p.
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-Thank you very much, good day to you.
-Thank you.
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God bless.
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( FOOTSTEPS )
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00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,431
( DOOR BUZZER )
252
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:39,684
( DOOR UNLOCKING )
253
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:42,270
Ah, is he up yet?
254
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,897
Had a late night of it, dead
to the world when I arrived.
255
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,524
-Yes, but is he up?
-Just about.
256
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,734
-Would you like coffee?
-JACOBI: Oh, I wouldn't mind.
257
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,069
( GRUNTS )
258
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,280
Well, I'm glad to hear
he's working again.
259
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:53,322
( GRUNTS )
260
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,907
Grant always writes
his best stuff at night.
261
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:56,659
It's all right for you.
262
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,370
I have to transcribe it
while he sleeps all day.
263
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:02,331
Oh, as long as he brings the work in on time,
I don't care when he sleeps.
264
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,459
What about the latest?
Has it got a title yet?
265
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:07,253
The Dirty and the Dying, I think,
266
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:09,463
Hasn't made his mind up yet.
267
00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:12,925
Um, What about the proof for the new
cover design, has that come through?
268
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:14,468
No, not yet.
269
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:17,972
Well, it should have done,
it was posted on Friday.
270
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,057
Well, as far as I
know, it hasn't arrived,
271
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:22,226
Unless Grant's got them
and forgot to tell me.
272
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:28,149
( PHONE CLICKS AND DIALS )
273
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:37,241
Oh hello Jacobi,
274
00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:40,161
I thought I heard your
dulcet sweet tones.
275
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:43,164
Hey listen, did you get those cover
designs through for Virgin Vengeance?
276
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:44,915
Virgin vengeance?
No why?
277
00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:47,251
Oh, bloody Arnold he's supposed
to have posted them on...
278
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:50,379
Hello, Mr Riddle, Jacobi here.
279
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:53,049
Hello, Arnold?
280
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:55,468
Where the hell have those
bloody cover designs got to?
281
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:58,971
Yes, I know, you told me
you posted them on Friday.
282
00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:00,890
( SIGHS AND TUTS )
283
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:03,851
No, well of course, I'm sure I'm
sitting right here with him now.
284
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:08,856
( CLICKING AND SAFE DOOR OPENS )
285
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:10,608
JACOBI: Fire her and
get yourself another one.
286
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:14,195
If you're going to screw them,
screw one that's efficient.
287
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:16,906
( SAFE DOOR LOCKING )
288
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,954
They should be round later this afternoon,
he's sending them round by hand.
289
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:27,750
Right, so how many chapters
have you got for me?
290
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:35,466
As your publisher, I'd say
that's definitely a best seller.
291
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,594
Worth a nice advance on
royalties don't you think?
292
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:41,430
What it is to be a creative artist.
293
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:46,018
( CARS PASSING )
294
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,282
( CAR DOOR CLOSING )
295
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,708
( FOOTSTEPS )
296
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:12,336
I tell you, if he'd ever have been allowed
to join the club, I'd have resigned.
297
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:14,839
I had a letter to the
secretary written out already.
298
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,425
I say!
299
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,886
Isn't that Grant Henry, the writer fellow?
300
00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:22,138
See you too.
301
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:23,597
( FOOTSTEPS )
302
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:24,932
-Scotch?
-Uh yes thank you.
303
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,309
( DRINK BEING POURED )
304
00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:28,644
Did you know him?
305
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:31,397
No, I don't go in for reading much
306
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,441
browse of the Financial
Times and that's about all.
307
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,025
-Do you know him Freddy?
-Well
308
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,485
-actually yes.
-No?
309
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:37,653
We went to school together.
310
00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:42,074
Can't remember him as very brainy though,
I must say for a chap that writes books.
311
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:46,036
I say does one actually earn
money from that kind of thing?
312
00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:46,996
I've no idea.
313
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,081
He always seems to have money.
314
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:53,127
He probably gets vast sums
for film rights that sort of thing.
315
00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:57,131
I got an uncle who writes
books, mainly about pigs.
316
00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:00,217
I don't suppose anybody wants
to make a film about them though.
317
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,764
He was a jolly good
athlete, I remember that.
318
00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:05,973
My uncle?
319
00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:08,350
No, no. Grant Henry.
320
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,145
Grant, how are you?
321
00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:12,563
-GRANT HENRY: Freddy.
-Do join us.
322
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,231
Do you know Lord Prescott?
323
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,066
-No I don't think I do.
-Porky to us.
324
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,235
-And lan Wesleydale.
-Oh how do you do?
325
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:20,613
I've heard about you.
326
00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:21,947
You write thrillers don't you?
327
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:24,825
-GRANT HENRY: Uh yes.
-Ah how jolly thrilling!
328
00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:27,703
You know, I once knew a
man who knew lan Fleming.
329
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:30,122
-Really?
-Yes, he was a writer, too.
330
00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:33,876
-Yes so I believe.
-Yes and he played golf frightfully well.
331
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:38,464
At least that's the story I heard
from the man I knew who knew him.
332
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:39,632
( NERVOUS LAUGH )
333
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,509
-Yes.
-Well, my dear chap.
334
00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:43,928
-How's the world treating you?
-Oh, can't complain.
335
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:47,556
You know, I see your paperbacks
on railway book stores frequently.
336
00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:48,933
Gathering dust I'm afraid.
337
00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:50,434
Oh, come on
338
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:53,312
all you writers earn
fortunes, it's the film rights.
339
00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:55,397
WESLEYDALE: I say have
you ever met Sophia Loren?
340
00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:57,525
-GRANT HENRY: No.
-Or Jane Fonda?
341
00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:58,818
No.
342
00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:00,778
Oh pity.
343
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:03,447
I'm afraid I haven't sold any
of my books to films yet.
344
00:22:03,948 --> 00:22:05,741
When you do, be sure
to have them both in it.
345
00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:07,076
Yes, yes, I'll try.
346
00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:09,119
-They're jolly good.
-Yes.
347
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:10,079
( LAUGHS )
348
00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:13,582
My wife Florinda reads a
lot of books and magazines.
349
00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:16,126
I must tell her I've met
you, she'll be thrilled.
350
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:18,003
She reads, writing you know.
351
00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:19,839
It's the best thing to do with it.
352
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:20,798
( LAUGHS )
353
00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:22,299
GRANT HENRY: Are you
still living in the country?
354
00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:23,843
Oh, yes, well we all do.
355
00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:26,262
Came up to town tonight
with lan and met Porky.
356
00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:27,930
We go wrestling together.
357
00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:29,807
You wrestle?
358
00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:31,559
No no we watch it.
359
00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:33,227
-Ha!
-All over the place.
360
00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:35,980
Shore ditch Town Hall tonight,
frightfully amusing spot.
361
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:37,690
Then lan and I will drive back.
362
00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:40,818
-But you're staying?
-Yes, we have a small place in town.
363
00:22:40,818 --> 00:22:44,530
We don't keep staff or
anything like that a 'pied-a-terre.'
364
00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:46,240
You must pop around sometime.
365
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,117
Florinda would love to meet you.
366
00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:51,829
She loves actors and writers
and that sort of person.
367
00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:53,455
But not wrestlers.
368
00:22:53,831 --> 00:22:55,916
No, she prefers to watch it on the telly.
369
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:59,086
Hyde Park Place, you must pop round.
370
00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:01,338
Penthouse, numbers in the book.
371
00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:03,257
Thanks.
372
00:23:04,008 --> 00:23:05,175
I just might do that.
373
00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:09,263
PORKY PRESCOTT: I say we've got a
spare ticket if you'd like to come along,
374
00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:10,556
You're more than welcome.
375
00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:12,683
GRANT HENRY: Thanks
again but I have to work tonight.
376
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:16,186
I promised my publisher I'd have
something for him in the morning.
377
00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:19,607
( MUSIC )
378
00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:24,612
FLORINDA PRESCOTT: Oh I mean, you don't
have to do that kind of thing in public.
379
00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:25,946
ANNOUNCEMENT:
And now Ladies and gentlemen.
380
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:29,199
Well, quite darling, I certainly won't
go down there for the weekend again.
381
00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:31,702
I know!
382
00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:35,414
It's when they start doing it in
front of the children that I object
383
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:37,291
not that the eldest's his anyway.
384
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:41,420
If he was mine, I certainly
wouldn't let him behave like that.
385
00:23:41,629 --> 00:23:43,213
Well, not in front of
the guests, at any rate.
386
00:23:44,048 --> 00:23:49,136
You know me, darling, I'm the last one
to be fussy about, well things like that
387
00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:52,598
but when you're at a formal
dinner party and suddenly
388
00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:54,600
he gets it out and start
stirring the soup with it,
389
00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:58,896
well, darling, I for one,
find it most off putting.
390
00:23:58,896 --> 00:24:00,147
( APPLAUSE IN BACKGROUND )
391
00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:01,190
What darling?
392
00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:02,566
( APPLAUSE IN BACKGROUND )
393
00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:05,861
Oh I never did believe that story anyway.
394
00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:08,489
I mean, he's much too good a swimmer.
395
00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:09,907
( APPLAUSE IN BACKGROUND )
396
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:12,993
Do you remember that
weekend down at Harriet's?
397
00:24:14,036 --> 00:24:16,205
No, Rodney's Harriet.
398
00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:21,710
That's the one who ran away with
the lesbian waitress from Forthnums.
399
00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:23,671
That's right.
400
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:29,426
They ended up in the south of France
just after Stephanie's third abortion.
401
00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:30,844
( LAUGHS )
402
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:32,429
Fourth was it?
403
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:36,517
( MUSIC )
404
00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:43,107
( FOOTSTEP )
405
00:24:55,661 --> 00:25:00,082
Well, anyway, I was down there for
the weekend just after Christmas.
406
00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:02,793
Yes.
407
00:25:03,794 --> 00:25:07,172
Yes well anyway, Clive, was there.
408
00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:10,551
( MUSIC )
409
00:25:13,971 --> 00:25:17,057
That is assuming that she is his mother.
410
00:25:19,393 --> 00:25:23,772
Well, darling, after what Cynthia
Garnet-Lovell told me at Tony's 21st.
411
00:25:24,815 --> 00:25:26,191
( BANG IN BACKGROUND )
412
00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:29,528
No marriage darling, not birthday.
413
00:25:29,695 --> 00:25:32,239
( MUSIC )
414
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,547
( PHONE RECEIVER CLICKS )
415
00:25:50,924 --> 00:25:51,884
( BELL DINGS )
416
00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:56,597
( APPLAUSE )
417
00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:02,144
( MUSIC )
418
00:26:04,646 --> 00:26:06,190
( WOMAN SCREAMS AND CAT SCREECHES )
419
00:26:08,776 --> 00:26:10,819
M-My husband's downstairs.
420
00:26:11,779 --> 00:26:15,199
I mean I've only got to make the
slightest sound and he'll come running.
421
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:19,703
I can't believe any husband,
422
00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:22,790
could allow such a beautiful woman,
423
00:26:23,457 --> 00:26:25,709
To go to bed, alone.
424
00:26:26,752 --> 00:26:27,711
( GROANS )
425
00:26:28,629 --> 00:26:30,339
Your neck is so beautiful, so white.
426
00:26:31,048 --> 00:26:32,007
So firm.
427
00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:34,968
This is madness.
428
00:26:36,136 --> 00:26:40,432
Your a handsome burglar and
I'm an unhappily married woman.
429
00:26:43,811 --> 00:26:45,729
Yes, it is madness.
430
00:26:46,188 --> 00:26:47,981
You, so exquisite.
431
00:26:48,482 --> 00:26:49,608
-Making me mad.
-No!
432
00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:51,693
But my husband wouldn't like it.
433
00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:53,904
Your husband's not going to get it.
434
00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:57,991
( CHEERING )
435
00:27:01,745 --> 00:27:03,872
( BOOING )
436
00:27:05,582 --> 00:27:07,668
( AUDIENCE SHOUTING )
437
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:22,891
No please.
Please no.
438
00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:24,726
Oh!
439
00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:28,272
Yes.
440
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:31,984
( AUDIENCE SHOUTING AND CHEERING )
441
00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:49,126
( GASPING )
442
00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:55,215
( AUDIENCE SHOUTING AND CHEERING )
443
00:27:58,218 --> 00:28:01,013
( GROANING )
444
00:28:01,638 --> 00:28:02,681
( SCREAM )
445
00:28:03,557 --> 00:28:07,686
( AUDIENCE SHOUTING )
446
00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:11,064
( WOMAN GASPING )
447
00:28:11,481 --> 00:28:14,943
( WRESTLER GRUNTS AND AUDIENCE SHOUTING )
448
00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:20,407
( COUPLE GASPING/GROANING
AND AUDIENCE SHOUTING )
449
00:29:06,828 --> 00:29:07,788
( BELL DINGS )
450
00:29:08,622 --> 00:29:12,125
( APPLAUSE )
451
00:29:18,048 --> 00:29:19,508
So what is it she's missing?
452
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,301
About £80,000 worth sir.
453
00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:23,887
What was it Lady Prescott said?
454
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:27,933
Small, about 45, black beard and one arm.
455
00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:30,102
( FOLDER SLAMS SHUT AND HITS DESK )
456
00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:33,939
If only I had something to go on.
457
00:29:34,815 --> 00:29:35,774
Anything.
458
00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:39,569
I tell you Sergeant this man's
harder to catch then Jack the Ripper.
459
00:29:39,945 --> 00:29:41,947
Don't worry, sir, he'll make a mistake.
460
00:29:42,489 --> 00:29:43,615
They always do.
461
00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:45,492
( SIGHS )
462
00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:47,577
It's not right, you know.
463
00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:51,415
There's no pictures,
there ought to be pictures.
464
00:29:51,915 --> 00:29:53,750
I mean, how else are you supposed
to know what he's on about?
465
00:29:55,669 --> 00:29:56,920
( FOLDER ON DESK )
466
00:29:57,212 --> 00:29:59,506
( PHONE DIAL )
467
00:29:59,673 --> 00:30:01,800
( PHONE RINGS )
468
00:30:02,175 --> 00:30:04,845
( FOOTSTEPS )
469
00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:10,142
Hello Judy, Marvin here.
470
00:30:10,309 --> 00:30:13,645
INSPECTOR SMITH: Hello, I'm afraid our
burgling friend struck again last night.
471
00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:15,981
Or one of them, I'm beginning
to think it must be a gang.
472
00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:19,401
Uh, does your company have
an insurance for Lord Prescott?
473
00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:21,320
No, thank God.
474
00:30:22,029 --> 00:30:24,072
I just had a rocket from my boss to.
475
00:30:24,448 --> 00:30:27,242
If I don't come up with something positive
soon, I'm going to be out of a job.
476
00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:31,246
Would it help if I gave him
a ring, had a word with him?
477
00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:35,125
That's very kind of you, Robert, but
I don't think it would have any effect.
478
00:30:35,584 --> 00:30:37,836
He never wanted a woman
in the job in the first place.
479
00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:39,087
Now it's proving the point.
480
00:30:39,588 --> 00:30:40,756
We seem to be in the same boat.
481
00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:45,260
Well, don't wear this thief he'll
make a mistake, they always do.
482
00:30:46,636 --> 00:30:48,930
Well, I only hope he makes it
before the end of next week.
483
00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:51,933
( ENGINE SOUND )
484
00:30:57,564 --> 00:31:01,151
( FANFARE STYLE MUSIC )
485
00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:08,784
So where's the photographer?
486
00:31:08,784 --> 00:31:11,953
This is London baby not
Rome, now come on.
487
00:31:12,954 --> 00:31:16,124
( TAXI PULLING OFF )
488
00:31:21,505 --> 00:31:23,590
( FOOTSTEPS )
489
00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:24,841
( LID SHUTS )
490
00:31:25,675 --> 00:31:26,760
( DOOR OPENING )
491
00:31:39,189 --> 00:31:40,190
( DEEP EXHALE )
492
00:31:41,191 --> 00:31:44,152
Jezebel will you stop doing that.
493
00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:46,488
Why, they're my
clothes, for Christ's sake.
494
00:31:46,488 --> 00:31:49,241
Well, you better start taking
better care of them baby.
495
00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:51,618
They may have to last you quite a while.
496
00:31:51,785 --> 00:31:53,912
So I get myself another movie.
497
00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:55,497
I'm a star ain't I?
498
00:31:55,497 --> 00:31:56,915
Sure you're a star.
499
00:31:57,082 --> 00:31:58,750
It's just you can't act.
500
00:31:59,084 --> 00:32:00,252
Listen boot-face,
501
00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:03,213
I got real good notices
for Hot Pants Broad.
502
00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:05,632
They said I was a great performer.
503
00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:09,177
Well, they weren't talking about
your acting for Christ's sake.
504
00:32:09,511 --> 00:32:10,595
If I can't act
505
00:32:11,012 --> 00:32:13,974
how come I starred in
seven first feature movies?
506
00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:18,186
Cause you were being screwed by
the Head of Empire Films, that's how.
507
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:19,938
I told you, baby
508
00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:22,065
you should never have
walked out on that guy.
509
00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:24,901
Like I said at the time, who needs him?
510
00:32:24,901 --> 00:32:26,987
You for one and me for another.
511
00:32:27,237 --> 00:32:28,572
Who else will give us work?
512
00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:33,243
Right now, I can't even get you
publicity, let alone a god damn movie.
513
00:32:33,243 --> 00:32:36,329
Listen, why were there no
photographers when I arrived?
514
00:32:36,538 --> 00:32:38,582
I always had photographers.
515
00:32:38,748 --> 00:32:42,210
Sure you always have
photographers, don't I know!
516
00:32:42,502 --> 00:32:43,837
Are you making illusion?
517
00:32:44,045 --> 00:32:45,380
I ain't doing nothing.
518
00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:48,884
All I'm saying is make
my life a lot more easy
519
00:32:48,884 --> 00:32:51,553
if you weren't always
screwing with photographers.
520
00:32:51,928 --> 00:32:53,597
What good were they for you?
521
00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:55,640
What good did you ever do for me?
522
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,601
And you're supposed to be my agent.
523
00:32:57,893 --> 00:33:01,313
Listen, just because I happen
to like one or two photographers,
524
00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:03,106
what call is there for you to bitch?
525
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:06,067
I got my pictures in
the papers, didn't |1?
526
00:33:06,067 --> 00:33:10,363
Great but they don't pay for
pictures unless they move.
527
00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:13,200
You get movies when you get publicity.
528
00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:16,328
A good agent makes
publicity for his clients.
529
00:33:16,578 --> 00:33:20,957
Listen, the only things that are making
headlines over here right at this moment
530
00:33:21,291 --> 00:33:23,293
are these God damn jewel robberies
531
00:33:23,710 --> 00:33:28,215
now maybe if you get yourself burgled
or something you might hit the papers.
532
00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:33,011
Guido baby.
533
00:33:33,637 --> 00:33:35,305
I wouldn't have believed it but
534
00:33:35,555 --> 00:33:38,475
you've come up with something at last.
535
00:33:39,476 --> 00:33:40,435
I have?
536
00:33:41,228 --> 00:33:46,441
And there was this sapphire
ring that was worth $15,733.
537
00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:49,736
And a diamond brooch with
genuine mink all the way around
538
00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:53,490
that was only worth $5,411.
539
00:33:53,698 --> 00:33:55,909
Miss Lorraine could you tell
us just how it all happened?
540
00:33:56,409 --> 00:33:57,827
Oh well, it was awful.
541
00:33:57,827 --> 00:33:59,746
My goodness it was awful.
542
00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:02,499
I was in the bathroom taking a bath,
543
00:34:02,916 --> 00:34:06,419
you know, with lots of bubbles,
because they make me supple.
544
00:34:07,003 --> 00:34:10,757
Well, suddenly I heard this
noise in the other room.
545
00:34:11,091 --> 00:34:12,092
The bedroom.
546
00:34:12,092 --> 00:34:14,344
Well, I thought it was
my agent, you know.
547
00:34:14,678 --> 00:34:17,264
Then I remembered he said he
was going to have an early night.
548
00:34:17,472 --> 00:34:21,184
So I got out of the bath
and went to investigate.
549
00:34:21,184 --> 00:34:22,894
Were you wearing any
clothes, Miss Lorraine?
550
00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:26,064
Well, sure I was wearing
clothes, I had this bathrobe on.
551
00:34:26,690 --> 00:34:30,777
Anyhow, I went into the bedroom
and my goodness, there he was.
552
00:34:31,111 --> 00:34:32,571
Well, I nearly fainted.
553
00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:35,699
I mean, he was enormous.
554
00:34:36,449 --> 00:34:38,368
Could you describe him
again for us, please?
555
00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:40,829
Tall, very tall,
556
00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:42,497
with black hair all over,
557
00:34:42,497 --> 00:34:45,250
but with ginger streaks in it and
he was going a bit bald as well.
558
00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:48,295
But some of the descriptions in the
past have said he was very small.
559
00:34:48,628 --> 00:34:50,714
Well, he did slouch a lot.
560
00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:53,550
What I meant was he was very
tall when he straightened up
561
00:34:53,842 --> 00:34:56,052
and he had this black mask all over.
562
00:34:56,052 --> 00:34:59,639
And he was just well, he
was just unbelievable.
563
00:35:00,181 --> 00:35:04,102
It was just like out of that movie,
I did with Tony Anthony, Sex O,
564
00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:06,855
where I did the scene in the
bath and he suddenly came in
565
00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:10,442
dressed like he was Betty Davis
and chopped me up with an ice pick.
566
00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:13,778
Well, I mean, you know, I don't
know if you remember the scene,
567
00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:15,697
but we had an awful
lot of trouble shooting it
568
00:35:15,697 --> 00:35:16,740
-because...
-Miss Lorraine.
569
00:35:16,740 --> 00:35:18,491
Did this man threaten you at all?
570
00:35:18,992 --> 00:35:20,243
Well sure he threatened me.
571
00:35:20,243 --> 00:35:22,954
He chopped me up with an
ice pick, I already told you.
572
00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:24,456
I meant last night.
573
00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:28,460
Oh, yeah, well, sure,
sure he threatened me.
574
00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:31,588
I mean, he was enormous
this guy, like I told you,
575
00:35:32,172 --> 00:35:36,843
maybe 190, maybe 200
pounds and I was all on my own.
576
00:35:38,511 --> 00:35:39,763
And he had a gun.
577
00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:41,139
( CHATTER )
578
00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:43,475
Yeah, he had a gun, this guy.
579
00:35:43,850 --> 00:35:45,018
And he threatened me with it
580
00:35:45,268 --> 00:35:48,480
saying he'd shoot me if I didn't
do everything he asked me to.
581
00:35:48,730 --> 00:35:51,066
You know, like give him all my jewellery.
582
00:35:51,358 --> 00:35:52,609
( YAWNING )
583
00:35:53,068 --> 00:35:54,152
And then...
584
00:35:54,861 --> 00:35:56,154
and then he raped me.
585
00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:57,906
( STARTLED CHATTER )
586
00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:02,786
Yeah, it was terrible, it was like
a nightmare, you've no idea.
587
00:36:03,203 --> 00:36:06,748
He pointed this gun at me
and forced me to undress.
588
00:36:07,123 --> 00:36:09,250
Well, you can imagine
how embarrassed I felt.
589
00:36:09,417 --> 00:36:11,920
I mean, it's one thing to
do it for a movie camera
590
00:36:12,212 --> 00:36:16,716
and another entirely when you're with some
strange burglar wearing a mask, you know?
591
00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:21,012
Anyhow, he looked at
my naked body hungrily
592
00:36:21,304 --> 00:36:24,015
and he said how I was
his favourite movie star.
593
00:36:24,265 --> 00:36:27,560
And how in Hot Pants Broad
I fitted the title perfectly.
594
00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:31,439
Well, then he he got this rope
595
00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:36,486
and he forced me to lie down
while he tied me up like a chicken.
596
00:36:36,986 --> 00:36:40,448
He trussed my naked body up like a chicken
597
00:36:40,782 --> 00:36:45,995
and then he raped me, seven times,
one for each of my movies.
598
00:36:46,246 --> 00:36:47,205
Jesus!
599
00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:50,291
Yeah, he'd seen every one of my movies.
600
00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:52,168
Wanted to know what my
next one was going to be.
601
00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:55,004
Well, I told him I was still
looking for the right part.
602
00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:58,133
Of course, Empire Films
desperately wanted me to go back,
603
00:36:58,341 --> 00:37:01,928
but, well, I'm tired of doing
these kind of sexy parts.
604
00:37:02,345 --> 00:37:05,473
What I'm looking for now is
something that will stretch me.
605
00:37:05,473 --> 00:37:06,599
( CAMERA CLICKING )
606
00:37:06,975 --> 00:37:09,227
Have you ever heard
such a ridiculous story?
607
00:37:10,019 --> 00:37:11,771
Sounds more like a plot of a film to me.
608
00:37:12,105 --> 00:37:13,898
A pretty lurid plot, too, wasn't it?
609
00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:17,444
Seven times.
610
00:37:18,528 --> 00:37:19,612
That's one hell of a rape.
611
00:37:19,863 --> 00:37:22,741
It's one hell of an insurance
claim she's putting in for too.
612
00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:25,368
I don't know what I'm
going to say to my boss.
613
00:37:25,994 --> 00:37:28,329
So obviously a put up job for publicity.
614
00:37:29,372 --> 00:37:31,958
Tomorrow I'm going to go back
there and go right through that list
615
00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:34,335
and check out everything
she claims was stolen.
616
00:37:34,961 --> 00:37:36,796
I must say she's making
use of the situation.
617
00:37:37,881 --> 00:37:40,592
That press conference of hers looks
like it's due to go on the whole day.
618
00:37:40,842 --> 00:37:42,427
( BACKGROUND CHATTER )
619
00:37:42,886 --> 00:37:43,970
I was thinking
620
00:37:43,970 --> 00:37:45,346
( BACKGROUND CHATTER AND MUSIC )
621
00:37:45,346 --> 00:37:47,557
If it is all a put up job for publicity,
622
00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:50,852
I wonder what the burglar's
reactions are going to be
623
00:37:50,852 --> 00:37:53,021
tomorrow when he picks
up the morning paper
624
00:37:53,772 --> 00:37:58,693
and reads that he's supposed to have raped
one of the screen sex symbols seven times.
625
00:37:58,860 --> 00:38:00,278
( LAUGHS )
626
00:38:02,489 --> 00:38:05,492
( WHISTLING )
627
00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:08,661
( LOUDER WHISTLING AND
FEET SCRAPING ON FLOOR )
628
00:38:10,079 --> 00:38:11,539
( BANGING ON DOOR )
629
00:38:11,539 --> 00:38:12,582
( WHISTLING )
630
00:38:13,082 --> 00:38:14,167
( DOOR OPENING )
631
00:38:15,043 --> 00:38:16,002
( FOOTSTEPS )
632
00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:18,129
( PAPER RUSTLING )
633
00:38:18,379 --> 00:38:20,924
( WHISTLING )
634
00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:23,301
( DOOR CLOSES AND COFFEE
POT BANGS ON TABLE )
635
00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:27,263
Hmm, thanks love.
636
00:38:27,472 --> 00:38:30,391
( CROCKERY RATTLING )
637
00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:34,103
Bloody hell.
638
00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:35,897
( BEEPING )
639
00:38:40,401 --> 00:38:41,361
Oh!
640
00:38:41,778 --> 00:38:42,987
Good Morning.
Morning.
641
00:38:43,238 --> 00:38:44,656
How's my little Angie this morning?
642
00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:45,698
World's best secretary.
643
00:38:45,865 --> 00:38:46,950
Morning, Mr Jacobi.
644
00:38:47,242 --> 00:38:48,493
You're early, how come?
645
00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:50,078
New chapters what else?
646
00:38:50,954 --> 00:38:53,748
Morning Grant, I gather you've
got quite a lot for me this morning.
647
00:38:54,249 --> 00:38:55,416
How about some coffee dear?
648
00:38:55,416 --> 00:38:56,626
( CROCKERY RATTLING )
649
00:38:58,795 --> 00:39:00,088
( DOOR CLICKS OPEN AND CLOSED )
650
00:39:00,797 --> 00:39:02,590
Seven times?
651
00:39:02,966 --> 00:39:05,510
It's a good job Angie doesn't know
about your little hobby at nights.
652
00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:06,469
Or yours.
653
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:09,347
It's just as well you're a good fence,
because you're a lousy bloody publisher.
654
00:39:09,597 --> 00:39:13,184
Well there's no money in books,
unless you've got a sensation.
655
00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:15,103
Now you write your memoirs, my boy
656
00:39:15,103 --> 00:39:17,188
and we can all go straight
if last night's a fair example.
657
00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:18,231
GRANT HENRY: Oh don't be an idiot.
658
00:39:18,231 --> 00:39:19,274
( PAPER RUSTLING )
659
00:39:19,274 --> 00:39:20,817
It's all a pack of bloody lies.
660
00:39:21,234 --> 00:39:22,861
Oh Grant baby you can tell me.
661
00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:25,822
Look, I told you, I never
burgled anybody last night.
662
00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:27,323
I was at the theater with Angie.
663
00:39:27,991 --> 00:39:28,950
You're joking?
664
00:39:29,909 --> 00:39:33,037
And there was I rushing over thinking
you'd have all that lovely stuff for me.
665
00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:36,791
It's all lies, some stupid,
bloody publicity stunt.
666
00:39:37,417 --> 00:39:38,376
What a pity.
667
00:39:38,626 --> 00:39:40,336
Reads like there was
some nice stuff there, too.
668
00:39:41,129 --> 00:39:43,840
Sapphire rings, diamond necklaces.
669
00:39:44,465 --> 00:39:45,425
Coffee.
670
00:39:47,427 --> 00:39:48,511
( DOOR CLOSES )
671
00:39:48,511 --> 00:39:51,055
( MUSIC )
672
00:39:53,933 --> 00:39:54,893
Morning.
673
00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:57,437
I'd like to buy a Smith
and Wesson revolver.
674
00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:00,690
45 caliber, heavy duty
with a spin chamber.
675
00:40:01,524 --> 00:40:03,484
Yes sir, with percussion caps?
676
00:40:04,444 --> 00:40:06,613
Uh, no thank you, I don't
want to make a bang.
677
00:40:07,155 --> 00:40:08,197
A water pistol then?
678
00:40:08,364 --> 00:40:10,450
( COMICAL MUSIC )
679
00:40:15,622 --> 00:40:18,416
Yes, yes now that would do rather nicely.
680
00:40:18,583 --> 00:40:21,586
( COMICAL MUSIC )
681
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:22,879
Who's for standard?
682
00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:24,756
Who's for standard?
683
00:40:25,214 --> 00:40:28,426
( STREET NOISE )
684
00:40:30,845 --> 00:40:31,804
Who's for Standard?
685
00:40:32,096 --> 00:40:33,932
( FOOTSTEPS AND STREET NOISE )
686
00:40:37,810 --> 00:40:38,895
Who's for standard?
687
00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:42,148
( TAX ) ENGINE )
688
00:40:45,068 --> 00:40:46,402
( TAXI DOOR SLAMS )
689
00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:48,947
( ENGINE RUNNING )
690
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:51,532
-TAXI DRIVER: Thank you.
-Cheers.
691
00:40:51,824 --> 00:40:54,369
( ENGINE RUNNING )
692
00:40:56,913 --> 00:40:58,164
( REVS INCREASE )
693
00:40:58,373 --> 00:41:02,126
( PIANO MUSIC, CHATTER
AND CROCKERY RATTLING )
694
00:41:08,549 --> 00:41:10,426
Sorry I'm late, I got
held up in the traffic.
695
00:41:10,426 --> 00:41:11,552
That's alright.
696
00:41:12,053 --> 00:41:13,012
Have you um...
697
00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:14,305
Have you got them?
698
00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:18,017
( PIANO MUSIC AND RESTAURANT SOUNDS )
699
00:41:21,771 --> 00:41:24,148
( PAPER RUSTLING )
700
00:41:31,406 --> 00:41:32,740
Oh dear!
701
00:41:34,367 --> 00:41:35,952
It's fantastic.
702
00:41:35,952 --> 00:41:37,537
You know the one
underneath that's very good.
703
00:41:37,745 --> 00:41:38,663
Yeah?
-Yeah.
704
00:41:38,663 --> 00:41:39,622
No, no, not that one no.
705
00:41:39,789 --> 00:41:41,708
The one where she's uh... Yeah, that one.
706
00:41:41,708 --> 00:41:42,792
( PIANO MUSIC )
707
00:41:43,209 --> 00:41:44,794
These are bloody marvelous right.
708
00:41:44,794 --> 00:41:46,921
Listen, you can't get hold
of any in color can you?
709
00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:49,382
I can try, I mean I may have to slip
the boys a little something you know?
710
00:41:49,590 --> 00:41:50,633
No that's no problem.
711
00:41:51,467 --> 00:41:52,927
Oh what?!
712
00:41:52,927 --> 00:41:54,178
( PAPER RUSTLING )
713
00:41:54,178 --> 00:41:55,346
These are really good
714
00:41:56,389 --> 00:41:58,516
Christ, how did she manage that?
715
00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:01,352
Jesus just look at the size...
716
00:42:01,728 --> 00:42:03,146
( GLASSES BEING PUT DOWN )
717
00:42:03,396 --> 00:42:06,691
( PIANO MUSIC AND CROCKERY RATTLING )
718
00:42:08,901 --> 00:42:10,695
Look um, I can't stay long.
719
00:42:10,695 --> 00:42:12,822
I'm supposed to be keeping an
eye on Miss Lorraine upstairs.
720
00:42:13,448 --> 00:42:14,532
Can't be bad.
721
00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:17,285
Not for me, I don't fancy being the
subject of her next press conference.
722
00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:18,494
You're dead right.
723
00:42:19,078 --> 00:42:20,580
Did you hear the story about
the guy who got applause
724
00:42:20,747 --> 00:42:21,956
writing a new musical for her.
725
00:42:22,331 --> 00:42:24,751
-No.
-Yeah, it's called Clap.
726
00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:29,714
( MUSIC AND WATER SPLASHING )
727
00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:40,224
( KEY CLICKING IN LOCK )
728
00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:48,316
( DOOR CLICKS OPEN )
729
00:42:48,816 --> 00:42:50,818
( MUSIC )
730
00:43:09,045 --> 00:43:11,297
( LOUDER MUSIC AND WATER SPLASHING )
731
00:43:46,499 --> 00:43:47,834
( ROPE HITS SUITCASE )
732
00:43:48,042 --> 00:43:49,377
( PAPERS RUSTLING )
733
00:43:50,044 --> 00:43:53,840
( LOUDER MUSIC AND WATER SPLASHING )
734
00:43:55,258 --> 00:43:56,217
( FOOTSTEPS )
735
00:43:56,926 --> 00:44:01,931
( BEADS JINGLING )
736
00:44:03,975 --> 00:44:06,394
( PIANO MUSIC, CROCKERY
RATTLING AND CHATTERING )
737
00:44:06,686 --> 00:44:08,146
Ah I really ought to be going.
738
00:44:09,230 --> 00:44:10,273
( GLASSES BEING PUT DOWN )
739
00:44:10,731 --> 00:44:11,691
Cheers Roy.
740
00:44:11,858 --> 00:44:14,026
( GLASSES CLINK THEN MUSIC )
741
00:44:14,485 --> 00:44:17,530
( SUITCASE CLICKS OPEN )
742
00:44:17,780 --> 00:44:20,449
( MUSIC )
743
00:44:35,298 --> 00:44:39,218
( LOUDER MUSIC AND WATER SPLASHING )
744
00:44:40,052 --> 00:44:42,054
( RUMMAGING SOUNDS )
745
00:44:43,264 --> 00:44:46,601
( LOUDER MUSIC AND WATER SPLASHING )
746
00:44:46,893 --> 00:44:48,227
( RADIO CLICKS OFF )
747
00:44:51,397 --> 00:44:52,231
( GASPS )
748
00:44:52,231 --> 00:44:53,191
GRANT HENRY: Evening.
749
00:44:54,192 --> 00:44:55,484
Do I seem to have been here before?
750
00:44:58,237 --> 00:45:00,865
This can hardly come
to you as a surprise.
751
00:45:03,492 --> 00:45:05,077
Now then first things first,
752
00:45:05,703 --> 00:45:06,746
your jewels.
753
00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:08,831
I ain't got none.
754
00:45:09,290 --> 00:45:10,208
Honest.
755
00:45:12,043 --> 00:45:13,961
Well there's a false back on it
756
00:45:14,128 --> 00:45:15,880
but-but there isn't all I said there was.
757
00:45:16,505 --> 00:45:19,008
I had to sell most of it
before I left the States.
758
00:45:19,592 --> 00:45:20,635
( SUITCASE CLOSES )
759
00:45:21,844 --> 00:45:23,554
Perhaps you should cast your mind back
760
00:45:23,763 --> 00:45:25,431
to what happened last night.
761
00:45:27,141 --> 00:45:28,434
Oh my God!
762
00:45:28,935 --> 00:45:29,894
Please Miss Lorraine
763
00:45:30,478 --> 00:45:31,437
your robe.
764
00:45:38,319 --> 00:45:40,947
( MATERIAL FALLING )
765
00:45:43,574 --> 00:45:45,493
I don't think we'll
really be needing that.
766
00:45:48,037 --> 00:45:49,080
Now for the hard part.
767
00:45:49,288 --> 00:45:50,248
( ZIPPER )
768
00:45:50,456 --> 00:45:51,874
( RESTAURANT SOUNDS )
769
00:45:52,541 --> 00:45:54,418
( GLASSES BEING PUT DOWN )
770
00:45:55,044 --> 00:45:56,504
( CHATTER AND MUSIC )
771
00:46:01,092 --> 00:46:04,512
( MUSIC AND GROANS )
772
00:46:07,556 --> 00:46:09,600
Oh... damn it.
773
00:46:10,017 --> 00:46:12,061
( MUSIC AND GROANS )
774
00:47:05,781 --> 00:47:09,368
( PIANO MUSIC AND CHATTER )
775
00:47:10,119 --> 00:47:11,245
( GULPS )
776
00:47:11,245 --> 00:47:12,246
How many does that make?
777
00:47:13,164 --> 00:47:14,081
I think it's my round.
778
00:47:15,499 --> 00:47:19,086
( MUSIC AND GROANS )
779
00:47:36,479 --> 00:47:37,438
Round one.
780
00:47:37,438 --> 00:47:38,397
( BELL DINGS )
781
00:47:38,689 --> 00:47:39,940
( PIANO MUSIC, CHATTER AND GLASSES CLINK )
782
00:47:40,358 --> 00:47:41,484
( TAPPING SOUND )
783
00:47:43,235 --> 00:47:47,323
( FAST MUSIC )
784
00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:50,076
( GLASSES CLINK,
785
00:47:50,076 --> 00:47:51,035
( GLASSES BEING PUT DOWN )
786
00:47:51,410 --> 00:47:53,913
( CROCKERY RATTLING, MUSIC AND CHATTER )
787
00:47:54,663 --> 00:47:55,664
Hey what's the time?
788
00:47:56,665 --> 00:47:57,833
( LIQUID SPILLING )
789
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,627
( CLINKING AND GLASS BANGS TABLE )
790
00:48:00,753 --> 00:48:04,423
( FAST MUSIC )
791
00:48:16,727 --> 00:48:18,020
( LOUD BELCH) )
792
00:48:18,020 --> 00:48:19,480
( CHATTER AND PIANO MUSIC )
793
00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:20,689
( BELCH )
794
00:48:20,940 --> 00:48:22,775
( LIGHTER CLICKS )
795
00:48:22,775 --> 00:48:24,276
( CHATTER AND PIANO MUSIC )
796
00:48:24,735 --> 00:48:28,280
( FAST MUSIC )
797
00:48:33,786 --> 00:48:36,914
( PIANO MUSIC AND CHATTER )
798
00:48:38,249 --> 00:48:39,333
( SIGHS, CIGARETTES FALLING )
799
00:48:39,708 --> 00:48:40,751
( LAUGHS INTO BEER )
800
00:48:40,751 --> 00:48:43,170
( FAST MUSIC )
801
00:48:45,965 --> 00:48:49,218
( CRUNCHING CRISPS )
802
00:48:53,973 --> 00:48:55,683
( SPLUTTERING )
803
00:48:55,891 --> 00:48:59,562
( SLOWER MUSIC )
804
00:49:11,365 --> 00:49:14,410
( PIANO MUSIC )
805
00:49:15,953 --> 00:49:17,329
( FALLING TO FLOOR )
806
00:49:18,873 --> 00:49:22,084
( SLOWER MUSIC )
807
00:49:33,721 --> 00:49:34,680
( BELCH )
808
00:49:36,056 --> 00:49:37,099
One more for the road, eh?
809
00:49:37,099 --> 00:49:38,142
( GLASSES CLINK )
810
00:49:39,351 --> 00:49:40,394
Same again please.
811
00:49:40,769 --> 00:49:41,937
( GLASSES CLINKING )
812
00:49:42,313 --> 00:49:43,272
I'm sorry, sir.
813
00:49:44,190 --> 00:49:45,316
It's gone closing time.
814
00:49:45,316 --> 00:49:47,318
( GLASSES AND CROCKERY RATTLING )
815
00:49:47,902 --> 00:49:50,446
( SLOW BRASS MUSIC )
816
00:50:13,928 --> 00:50:15,179
( GROANS )
817
00:50:16,514 --> 00:50:19,016
( SHUFFLING SOUND )
818
00:50:20,726 --> 00:50:22,603
( BELCH )
819
00:50:23,354 --> 00:50:24,730
( GLASSES RATTLING )
820
00:50:25,272 --> 00:50:27,733
( SHUFFLING FOOTSTEPS )
821
00:50:28,484 --> 00:50:32,279
( GLASSES CLINKING )
822
00:50:36,075 --> 00:50:37,451
( PAPER RUSTLING )
823
00:50:44,291 --> 00:50:45,251
( HIGH PITCHED GASP )
824
00:50:46,293 --> 00:50:48,671
( PAPER RUSTLING )
825
00:50:59,557 --> 00:51:00,724
( GLASSES CLINKING )
826
00:51:00,724 --> 00:51:03,060
( BURPING AND COUGHING )
827
00:51:03,477 --> 00:51:04,562
GUY HAMMOND: So drunk!
828
00:51:04,562 --> 00:51:05,646
( COUGHING AND BURPING )
829
00:51:05,646 --> 00:51:07,231
Oh I can't believe it.
830
00:51:07,231 --> 00:51:08,148
Such good times.
831
00:51:08,524 --> 00:51:12,111
She must have had a plank
across his bum or something.
832
00:51:12,403 --> 00:51:14,238
( GROANING AND COUGHING )
833
00:51:14,572 --> 00:51:15,614
Where are you going?
834
00:51:15,614 --> 00:51:16,574
Oh!
835
00:51:17,491 --> 00:51:18,576
He's one of us.
836
00:51:19,118 --> 00:51:20,286
This is one of us.
837
00:51:21,161 --> 00:51:22,788
Come on, I know this
little place we can...
838
00:51:23,664 --> 00:51:24,582
We can go.
839
00:51:25,124 --> 00:51:26,667
( COUGHING )
840
00:51:27,001 --> 00:51:28,002
Hold on though.
841
00:51:29,044 --> 00:51:30,796
( COUGHING AND BURPING )
842
00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:35,092
( DRUNKEN TALKING OVER EACH OTHER )
843
00:51:36,427 --> 00:51:37,595
We can drink all night.
844
00:51:37,595 --> 00:51:39,638
( COUGHING )
845
00:51:42,391 --> 00:51:43,475
DOORMAN: They're all topless here.
846
00:51:43,809 --> 00:51:46,020
Bottomless, pit-less, everything here.
847
00:51:46,312 --> 00:51:47,980
Everything's less, the price as well.
848
00:51:48,188 --> 00:51:49,607
Come on 18 of them.
849
00:51:49,857 --> 00:51:51,483
They're all naked and they dance.
850
00:51:51,859 --> 00:51:53,152
You can have a look inside.
851
00:51:53,152 --> 00:51:55,112
Come on don't cost you
anything 'till you get right in
852
00:51:55,738 --> 00:51:57,656
then it's a nicker and you see 18.
853
00:51:58,866 --> 00:51:59,825
Here you are
854
00:52:00,117 --> 00:52:02,536
18 beautiful birds here all naked
855
00:52:02,703 --> 00:52:03,704
and they dance.
856
00:52:04,079 --> 00:52:05,873
Non-stop titillation for a nicker.
857
00:52:06,165 --> 00:52:07,333
Come and have a look, here you are.
858
00:52:07,875 --> 00:52:08,834
Only a nicker.
859
00:52:09,084 --> 00:52:10,502
Non-stop titillation.
860
00:52:11,462 --> 00:52:13,422
Hey, I'll bring smiler in
here that'll get him right.
861
00:52:14,173 --> 00:52:15,132
Go on in there.
862
00:52:15,299 --> 00:52:17,843
Here you are, 18 beautiful birds in here.
863
00:52:18,093 --> 00:52:22,598
( MUSIC )
864
00:52:43,911 --> 00:52:45,579
Ah look at that!
865
00:52:45,871 --> 00:52:47,956
( MUTTERING )
866
00:52:48,624 --> 00:52:49,583
Oh.
867
00:52:50,751 --> 00:52:52,169
Oh I like it.
868
00:52:52,544 --> 00:52:53,754
Let's get a seat in here eh?
869
00:52:53,962 --> 00:52:55,089
-Oh!
-Oh!
870
00:52:55,089 --> 00:52:57,758
Oh yes, yes, more,
more, more, more, more.
871
00:52:58,342 --> 00:52:59,843
Come on, let's get in.
872
00:53:00,094 --> 00:53:01,136
Oh!
873
00:53:01,136 --> 00:53:02,513
( MUSIC )
874
00:53:02,513 --> 00:53:03,472
Come on let's sit down.
875
00:53:04,473 --> 00:53:06,433
Oh cheeky!
876
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:07,559
( WHISTLES )
877
00:53:07,810 --> 00:53:12,815
( MUSIC AND TALKING )
878
00:53:18,195 --> 00:53:19,655
Oi, pack it in.
879
00:53:19,863 --> 00:53:21,115
Let's have a look. More!
880
00:53:21,448 --> 00:53:23,909
( WHISTLE AND CHEERS )
881
00:53:25,786 --> 00:53:27,746
Cheeky! Cheeky!
882
00:53:27,955 --> 00:53:30,624
( MUSIC AND CHEERS )
883
00:53:35,003 --> 00:53:36,088
Oh, I like it.
884
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:37,840
Yeah!
885
00:53:38,757 --> 00:53:40,259
Come over to my place.
886
00:53:40,801 --> 00:53:41,760
( WHISTLE )
887
00:53:42,594 --> 00:53:44,263
( SLUMPS AND HITS FLOOR )
888
00:53:44,722 --> 00:53:47,725
( VOICES AND SHUSHING )
889
00:53:48,058 --> 00:53:49,017
I want tits.
890
00:53:51,687 --> 00:53:52,646
( WHISTLES )
891
00:53:53,647 --> 00:53:54,648
Where's he going?
892
00:53:54,898 --> 00:53:57,443
( MUSIC )
893
00:54:02,197 --> 00:54:05,451
More, more, more, more!
894
00:54:05,951 --> 00:54:06,910
( WHISTLES )
895
00:54:07,202 --> 00:54:10,831
( CHEERS )
896
00:54:11,290 --> 00:54:12,249
( DOOR OPENS )
897
00:54:12,624 --> 00:54:15,544
( CRAWLING SOUND AND MUSIC )
898
00:54:22,301 --> 00:54:23,969
Go on smiler get home out the cold.
899
00:54:24,470 --> 00:54:26,513
Our 18 beautiful birds.
900
00:54:27,681 --> 00:54:28,682
Seven.
901
00:54:29,850 --> 00:54:31,602
Seven times.
902
00:54:33,061 --> 00:54:36,774
Seven times without a
break for a drink even.
903
00:54:37,274 --> 00:54:40,486
Miss Lorraine, I've already
heard that story, thank you.
904
00:54:40,486 --> 00:54:42,905
All day yesterday and the day before.
905
00:54:43,071 --> 00:54:44,990
Well, how come when it only happened...
906
00:54:46,366 --> 00:54:47,743
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
907
00:54:48,285 --> 00:54:49,328
Silly of me.
908
00:54:49,787 --> 00:54:52,998
It's the shock it makes
me lose all sense of time.
909
00:54:54,166 --> 00:54:57,294
I guess you could call it a
delayed reaction, you know?
910
00:54:57,753 --> 00:54:59,671
We were talking about your insurance
911
00:55:00,214 --> 00:55:02,841
and I've already spoken to
customs and according to them,
912
00:55:03,467 --> 00:55:06,470
the jewels you claim were
stolen never entered the country.
913
00:55:06,470 --> 00:55:09,765
Listen, babe, why don't we
leave this 'till some other time?
914
00:55:09,973 --> 00:55:11,934
Jezebel's tired right now.
915
00:55:12,893 --> 00:55:15,979
That business about the
jewels, it's all genuine stuff
916
00:55:16,146 --> 00:55:18,607
but she needs time
to work it... to recover.
917
00:55:19,441 --> 00:55:21,652
The way he raped me like that.
918
00:55:22,444 --> 00:55:24,947
He just never stopped.
919
00:55:25,614 --> 00:55:27,658
It was awful, you can't imagine.
920
00:55:28,826 --> 00:55:31,537
He was so young and strong.
921
00:55:32,329 --> 00:55:33,789
Oh it was awful.
922
00:55:34,164 --> 00:55:37,835
Call it women's intuition if you like,
but it's certainly a possible reason why
923
00:55:37,835 --> 00:55:40,254
all the descriptions of the
burglar differ from one another.
924
00:55:42,548 --> 00:55:44,383
Well, it's better than
being a gang, isn't it?
925
00:55:46,009 --> 00:55:48,053
Well, all the victims
were women, remember?
926
00:55:50,055 --> 00:55:51,974
Yeah, okay, I'll be right over.
927
00:55:53,141 --> 00:55:54,434
( PHONE CLUNKS DOWN )
928
00:55:54,434 --> 00:55:56,687
( FOOTSTEPS CLIMBING STEPS )
929
00:56:01,066 --> 00:56:02,985
JUDY MARVIN: Guy!
What are you doing here?
930
00:56:02,985 --> 00:56:06,029
Oh, hello, I was just looking for
something I left here last night.
931
00:56:06,029 --> 00:56:07,781
-Is it important?
-Yes, it is.
932
00:56:07,781 --> 00:56:10,450
Listen, I want you to come
with me to see Inspector Smith.
933
00:56:11,493 --> 00:56:12,452
But I'm innocent.
934
00:56:12,619 --> 00:56:13,745
I didn't know what was in that envelope.
935
00:56:14,037 --> 00:56:15,622
It was handed to me
by a complete stranger.
936
00:56:15,622 --> 00:56:17,875
Guy, I don't know what
you're talking about,
937
00:56:17,875 --> 00:56:19,334
but the inspector and I need your help.
938
00:56:19,877 --> 00:56:20,669
You do?
939
00:56:20,669 --> 00:56:21,420
What for?
940
00:56:21,753 --> 00:56:22,713
To catch a cat.
941
00:56:23,213 --> 00:56:24,590
-What?
-Cat burglar, come on.
942
00:56:24,590 --> 00:56:26,133
A cat burglar?
943
00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:28,594
All right, Judy, assuming you're right
944
00:56:28,802 --> 00:56:31,680
and all his victims deliberately
lied because he seduced them.
945
00:56:32,014 --> 00:56:33,557
All we can do is to um
946
00:56:33,891 --> 00:56:36,643
revisit the complainants and try to
wring a confession from one of them.
947
00:56:37,895 --> 00:56:38,854
( BEEPING )
948
00:56:40,188 --> 00:56:43,650
( OUTSIDE STREET SOUNDS )
949
00:56:44,526 --> 00:56:45,485
No?
950
00:56:45,861 --> 00:56:46,820
No.
951
00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:50,824
What we need is some kind of plan
where we can catch the burglar in the act.
952
00:56:51,116 --> 00:56:52,117
Which act?
953
00:56:52,492 --> 00:56:54,369
Guy we'll need newspaper coverage.
954
00:56:54,369 --> 00:56:55,454
That'll be your department.
955
00:56:55,829 --> 00:56:57,164
As for the bait leave that to me.
956
00:56:57,664 --> 00:56:59,124
You'll come with me, Robert, alright?
957
00:56:59,541 --> 00:57:00,918
Oh, yes, yes, yes, of course.
958
00:57:00,918 --> 00:57:02,836
( OUTSIDE STREET SOUNDS )
959
00:57:03,378 --> 00:57:04,379
Where?
960
00:57:07,799 --> 00:57:09,217
It's an unusual request,
961
00:57:09,468 --> 00:57:12,429
but naturally, Inspector, I'll only
be too pleased to cooperate.
962
00:57:13,180 --> 00:57:16,141
Although I do suggest we
take a few special precautions.
963
00:57:16,558 --> 00:57:18,644
After all, we don't want
any little mishaps, do we?
964
00:57:19,227 --> 00:57:20,270
Do you have any ideas?
965
00:57:27,110 --> 00:57:28,862
( AUCTIONEER ) £6,000.
966
00:57:29,988 --> 00:57:31,698
50... 7,000.
967
00:57:31,698 --> 00:57:32,699
8000.
968
00:57:33,116 --> 00:57:35,160
9,000 and 20.
969
00:57:36,036 --> 00:57:37,663
£9,500.
970
00:57:38,288 --> 00:57:39,665
£9,500.
971
00:57:39,665 --> 00:57:40,791
( GAVEL BANGS )
972
00:57:40,791 --> 00:57:42,834
Wilson and Tate and Sudlow
973
00:57:43,043 --> 00:57:45,087
( CHATTER )
974
00:57:45,796 --> 00:57:49,091
And now we come to Lot 36,
975
00:57:49,466 --> 00:57:53,595
an emerald and diamond
necklace created in 1831
976
00:57:54,179 --> 00:57:57,265
for the Diamond Jubilee celebration
of the Crown Prince of Poland.
977
00:57:57,808 --> 00:58:00,352
Specially made for his German mistress,
978
00:58:00,602 --> 00:58:03,063
Helga from Götterdammerung.
The piece contains
979
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:08,110
327 smaller emeralds, the
centerpiece being the famous
980
00:58:08,485 --> 00:58:14,950
16 carat Waleska diamond, which
was added to the necklace in 1903.
981
00:58:16,034 --> 00:58:19,746
The bidding will commence at £50,000.
982
00:58:21,873 --> 00:58:23,959
£50,000.
983
00:58:25,419 --> 00:58:27,087
And five, 60,
984
00:58:28,005 --> 00:58:30,966
70, 80, 90,
985
00:58:31,717 --> 00:58:34,428
100, £100,000.
986
00:58:36,847 --> 00:58:37,806
Ten.
987
00:58:39,474 --> 00:58:40,434
20.
988
00:58:40,934 --> 00:58:43,020
30, 40.
989
00:58:43,311 --> 00:58:45,647
£150,000.
990
00:58:45,814 --> 00:58:47,524
£150,000.
991
00:58:50,485 --> 00:58:51,695
And ten,
992
00:58:51,695 --> 00:58:53,488
£160,000.
993
00:58:55,032 --> 00:58:56,074
70.
994
00:58:58,243 --> 00:58:59,202
80.
995
00:58:59,995 --> 00:59:01,038
And five.
996
00:59:03,498 --> 00:59:04,541
90.
997
00:59:09,379 --> 00:59:10,338
And five.
998
00:59:10,964 --> 00:59:12,799
£195,000.
999
00:59:15,927 --> 00:59:17,345
Do I hear any other bids?
1000
00:59:19,097 --> 00:59:22,809
£195,000.
1001
00:59:22,976 --> 00:59:23,977
( GAVEL BANGS )
1002
00:59:24,478 --> 00:59:26,897
The second row, lady in the fur coat.
1003
00:59:27,105 --> 00:59:28,482
( BUSTLING CHATTER )
1004
00:59:28,648 --> 00:59:31,068
( FOOTSTEPS )
1005
00:59:35,822 --> 00:59:39,534
( CAFE CHATTER AND CROCKERY RATTLING )
1006
00:59:43,705 --> 00:59:44,623
( SIGHS )
1007
00:59:45,332 --> 00:59:46,416
Can't stay long.
1008
00:59:47,042 --> 00:59:49,628
Got to write up a piece about the auction,
so it'll make the evening editions.
1009
00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:51,630
Everything went according to plan then?
1010
00:59:52,422 --> 00:59:54,424
195,000 it ended up at.
1011
00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:57,969
That's not bad for a piece of paste
or glass or whatever you call it.
1012
00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:00,806
Do you know, I could
see the auctioneers face
1013
01:00:00,806 --> 01:00:02,224
getting worried as the
price kept going up
1014
01:00:02,641 --> 01:00:04,768
but Judy just kept bidding
higher and higher until she got it.
1015
01:00:05,018 --> 01:00:06,478
SERGEANT PLINTH: Yeah? Where's Judy now?
1016
01:00:06,812 --> 01:00:09,439
GUY HAMMOND: She's gone on a shopping
spree, hoping the thief will follow her.
1017
01:00:09,689 --> 01:00:10,649
Christ!
1018
01:00:10,649 --> 01:00:12,776
I hope she doesn't lose him
and cock-up the whole case.
1019
01:00:13,193 --> 01:00:14,152
Which reminds me.
1020
01:00:15,028 --> 01:00:16,488
( CLATTERING SOUNDS )
1021
01:00:18,281 --> 01:00:19,658
( SUITCASE CLICKING OPEN )
1022
01:00:19,825 --> 01:00:22,202
( CAFE CHATTER AND CROCKERY RATTLING )
1023
01:00:22,911 --> 01:00:24,204
Seized them at customs last night.
1024
01:00:24,913 --> 01:00:26,289
Seen a couple of them, they're not bad.
1025
01:00:27,207 --> 01:00:28,792
Oh, wow.
1026
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:31,753
Should be able to flog
this lot easily enough.
1027
01:00:31,753 --> 01:00:33,713
Yeah, well don't lose this
little lot like you lost the last.
1028
01:00:34,047 --> 01:00:36,883
( CAFE CHATTER AND FOOTSTEPS )
1029
01:00:38,552 --> 01:00:39,594
Have you been served?
1030
01:00:40,011 --> 01:00:41,054
Lemon tea, please.
1031
01:00:43,265 --> 01:00:45,475
Cor, I wouldn't mind those
for breakfast, I can tell you.
1032
01:00:45,767 --> 01:00:48,687
( MUSIC )
1033
01:01:14,504 --> 01:01:16,089
I had a friend who was a cameraman once.
1034
01:01:16,798 --> 01:01:20,510
I asked him about those shots, you
know, those shots when they get right up
1035
01:01:20,510 --> 01:01:21,803
( CROCKERY RATTLING )
1036
01:01:21,803 --> 01:01:22,888
Anything else?
1037
01:01:26,766 --> 01:01:29,060
Anyway, I'll have no
trouble getting rid of that lot.
1038
01:01:29,936 --> 01:01:30,979
This Danish stuff, you know,
1039
01:01:31,771 --> 01:01:34,232
it's really good, I
mean, it's... it's refined.
1040
01:01:35,025 --> 01:01:37,819
I mean, they give a
minge class, don't they?
1041
01:01:37,986 --> 01:01:39,779
( CAFE CHATTER AND FOOTSTEPS )
1042
01:01:46,620 --> 01:01:49,247
( MUSIC )
1043
01:02:19,361 --> 01:02:21,404
I wish you could remember where
you left that bloody envelope!
1044
01:02:21,696 --> 01:02:24,157
Look I tried the hotel,
nobody had handed it in.
1045
01:02:24,324 --> 01:02:25,450
Well they wouldn't would they?
1046
01:02:25,825 --> 01:02:27,577
I mean supposing
someone takes a look inside
1047
01:02:27,577 --> 01:02:29,371
and then goes straight to the
police, then what happens?
1048
01:02:29,829 --> 01:02:31,039
Then we'll get it back again, won't we?
1049
01:02:31,665 --> 01:02:33,500
Well, as long as no one
recognizes it at the yard,
1050
01:02:33,500 --> 01:02:34,918
or I'll really be in for
it if that happens.
1051
01:02:35,627 --> 01:02:38,880
( MUSIC )
1052
01:02:49,432 --> 01:02:50,850
( CAR ENGINE STARTING )
1053
01:02:51,059 --> 01:02:53,603
( MUSIC )
1054
01:02:59,234 --> 01:03:00,402
( CLEARS THROAT )
1055
01:03:03,697 --> 01:03:05,073
I suppose you realise
1056
01:03:05,073 --> 01:03:08,201
you've been parked on a double yellow line
for the past three quarters of an hour.
1057
01:03:09,619 --> 01:03:10,578
Oh, really?
1058
01:03:11,037 --> 01:03:12,038
I've been watching you.
1059
01:03:12,497 --> 01:03:13,957
I would have thought
a pretty girl like you
1060
01:03:13,957 --> 01:03:15,917
would have had something
much better to do with your time.
1061
01:03:15,917 --> 01:03:18,837
( MUSIC )
1062
01:03:19,212 --> 01:03:22,090
( CAFE CHATTER AND YAWN )
1063
01:03:22,257 --> 01:03:23,216
Right then.
1064
01:03:23,508 --> 01:03:24,968
I'll get that thing in
before it's too late.
1065
01:03:25,844 --> 01:03:27,429
Then I'll see about
getting rid of that little lot.
1066
01:03:27,804 --> 01:03:30,682
You know, if they're good,
should get a fair price for them.
1067
01:03:31,057 --> 01:03:32,225
( CHAIR SCRAPES ON FLOOR )
1068
01:03:32,225 --> 01:03:35,520
( FOOTSTEPS AND FURNITURE MOVING )
1069
01:03:39,190 --> 01:03:43,987
( STREET SOUNDS )
1070
01:03:48,408 --> 01:03:50,452
( CAR AIR HORN )
1071
01:03:50,452 --> 01:03:51,578
( BREAKS SCREECH )
1072
01:03:51,578 --> 01:03:55,373
( CRASHING AND SCREAMS )
1073
01:03:59,961 --> 01:04:01,588
Oh, ouch my leg!
1074
01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:02,922
Oh.
1075
01:04:02,922 --> 01:04:05,800
( COMEDIC MUSIC AND VOICES )
1076
01:04:35,538 --> 01:04:38,249
Cor blimey, it's someone's prick!
1077
01:04:38,249 --> 01:04:42,087
( COMEDIC MUSIC AND VOICES )
1078
01:04:47,008 --> 01:04:49,928
( SLOWER MUSIC )
1079
01:05:17,539 --> 01:05:18,540
How did it go? Alright?
1080
01:05:18,748 --> 01:05:19,707
Perfectly.
1081
01:05:20,083 --> 01:05:24,045
Now, as long as Guy does his part
okay, we should get results and soon.
1082
01:05:25,088 --> 01:05:26,631
Judy, I'm... I'm worried.
1083
01:05:26,798 --> 01:05:27,757
Why?
1084
01:05:28,258 --> 01:05:31,428
Well, the idea of using a bait
to attract this thief is one thing
1085
01:05:31,428 --> 01:05:35,223
but leaving you alone in this
house, well that's too much.
1086
01:05:35,932 --> 01:05:37,475
I mean, supposing your
assumption is correct.
1087
01:05:38,017 --> 01:05:39,394
Supposing he does fall for the bait.
1088
01:05:40,437 --> 01:05:41,479
And breaks in tonight
1089
01:05:41,896 --> 01:05:43,857
or tomorrow after he's
read about the auction.
1090
01:05:44,149 --> 01:05:45,775
Well, what can we lose
1091
01:05:46,151 --> 01:05:47,318
even if something goes wrong?
1092
01:05:47,819 --> 01:05:49,571
A phooey necklace
that isn't worth a cent.
1093
01:05:50,196 --> 01:05:51,739
It wasn't the necklace I was thinking of.
1094
01:05:53,241 --> 01:05:54,242
I was thinking of you.
1095
01:05:55,577 --> 01:05:58,163
( SNIGGERS AND LAUGHS )
1096
01:05:58,371 --> 01:06:00,415
I know I'm only an inspector
at New Scotland Yard
1097
01:06:00,415 --> 01:06:02,750
and my name isn't anything
more than Plain Smith,
1098
01:06:02,750 --> 01:06:05,003
which isn't much to offer
anybody, I must admit,
1099
01:06:06,421 --> 01:06:10,508
But I may be just another ordinary kind of
person, but I do get very concerned about
1100
01:06:11,676 --> 01:06:14,971
you and it worries me because
I think you're just about
1101
01:06:14,971 --> 01:06:17,974
the most wonderful insurance
investigator I've ever met and uh...
1102
01:06:18,433 --> 01:06:20,685
if anything happened to you,
|-I don't know what I'd do
1103
01:06:21,603 --> 01:06:24,898
you know, because I think
you're so um... nice and uh
1104
01:06:25,815 --> 01:06:27,358
well you're a wonderful girl, Judy.
1105
01:06:27,609 --> 01:06:31,196
At least I think you're wonderful and...
1106
01:06:31,362 --> 01:06:32,322
Rape me.
1107
01:06:33,781 --> 01:06:34,866
I beg your pardon?
1108
01:06:35,158 --> 01:06:36,117
Rape me.
1109
01:06:37,619 --> 01:06:38,786
Well you know what rape is?
1110
01:06:40,371 --> 01:06:41,289
Well yes, it's um...
1111
01:06:42,332 --> 01:06:43,708
Rape, uh yes, yes.
1112
01:06:43,917 --> 01:06:47,420
Well, if you're so worried about me
being raped by this burglar, you do it.
1113
01:06:49,380 --> 01:06:51,966
Oh, for God's sake, Robert,
will you please rape me?
1114
01:06:53,218 --> 01:06:54,969
Look I'm not very good
at these sort of things.
1115
01:06:54,969 --> 01:06:56,054
Robert!
1116
01:06:56,054 --> 01:06:57,138
You know, I was educated
1117
01:06:57,138 --> 01:07:00,517
at the kind of school where we
didn't get much opportunity to um...
1118
01:07:01,392 --> 01:07:03,853
uh, get much practice at uh...
1119
01:07:09,025 --> 01:07:13,571
( STRUGGLING AND GROANING )
1120
01:07:14,489 --> 01:07:17,659
( PANTING AND FOOTSTEPS )
1121
01:07:18,701 --> 01:07:19,786
You shouldn't have done that.
1122
01:07:20,453 --> 01:07:21,829
You should never do
that to a police officer.
1123
01:07:22,330 --> 01:07:23,873
Remember, we're all
trained in unarmed combat.
1124
01:07:23,873 --> 01:07:26,000
It's a... it's a compete instinct
to anyone in the force.
1125
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:27,460
Well, your instincts are a bit slow then.
1126
01:07:28,044 --> 01:07:30,838
I may look mild, but when I
want to be I can get really rough.
1127
01:07:30,838 --> 01:07:31,965
Alright, go for me again.
1128
01:07:32,423 --> 01:07:33,675
I don't want to hurt you.
1129
01:07:33,841 --> 01:07:34,801
You won't.
1130
01:07:35,009 --> 01:07:36,678
I might forget myself and...
1131
01:07:36,678 --> 01:07:38,263
Look just go for me again, will you?
1132
01:07:38,263 --> 01:07:39,639
Now go for me as if
you're going to rape me.
1133
01:07:40,515 --> 01:07:41,766
( TUTS AND SIGHS )
1134
01:07:44,435 --> 01:07:47,438
( STRUGGLING )
1135
01:07:49,023 --> 01:07:51,526
( GROANS )
1136
01:07:52,235 --> 01:07:53,278
Woah!
1137
01:07:53,278 --> 01:07:54,487
( CRASHES TO FLOOR )
1138
01:07:54,487 --> 01:07:55,613
( PANTING )
1139
01:07:56,531 --> 01:07:57,490
Oh my God!
1140
01:07:57,699 --> 01:07:59,033
( HEAVY BREATHING )
1141
01:08:00,451 --> 01:08:01,661
( MOAN AND GRUNT )
1142
01:08:01,995 --> 01:08:04,163
( YELLS AND CRASHES )
1143
01:08:04,664 --> 01:08:06,416
( GROANING )
1144
01:08:08,293 --> 01:08:09,419
Still worried about tonight?
1145
01:08:09,627 --> 01:08:10,670
( SIGHS AND LAUGH )
1146
01:08:11,129 --> 01:08:12,088
( KISS )
1147
01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:14,799
By the way,
1148
01:08:15,091 --> 01:08:18,386
didn't like to mention it at the time,
but I'm also a black belt at karate.
1149
01:08:20,722 --> 01:08:23,725
( FOOTSTEPS )
1150
01:08:26,519 --> 01:08:30,064
( TICKING SOUND )
1151
01:08:46,497 --> 01:08:49,417
( MUSIC )
1152
01:08:50,501 --> 01:08:52,170
( FOOTSTEPS OVER MUSIC )
1153
01:08:56,466 --> 01:08:57,717
( CAR DOOR OPENS )
1154
01:08:58,009 --> 01:09:00,136
( MUSIC )
1155
01:09:00,470 --> 01:09:01,721
( CAR DOOR SHUTS )
1156
01:09:03,056 --> 01:09:04,682
( CAR ENGINE STARTS UP )
1157
01:09:05,058 --> 01:09:07,602
( MUSIC )
1158
01:09:17,070 --> 01:09:18,029
( FOOTSTEPS )
1159
01:09:18,404 --> 01:09:19,405
( DOOR CLOSES )
1160
01:09:20,281 --> 01:09:21,449
( FOOTSTEPS )
1161
01:09:21,741 --> 01:09:23,660
( PAPER RUSTLING AND DROPPING )
1162
01:09:28,081 --> 01:09:29,332
( PHONE CLICKING )
1163
01:09:32,460 --> 01:09:33,419
( LID SLAMS )
1164
01:09:33,836 --> 01:09:34,921
( GLASS CLINKS )
1165
01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:38,800
( SIGHS )
1166
01:09:47,684 --> 01:09:49,352
( DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES )
1167
01:09:55,066 --> 01:09:56,025
You're late back.
1168
01:10:05,076 --> 01:10:06,035
Feeling better?
1169
01:10:07,245 --> 01:10:08,705
There's something wrong somewhere.
1170
01:10:11,541 --> 01:10:12,583
Feels wrong.
1171
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:14,544
Having trouble with one of your plots?
1172
01:10:15,670 --> 01:10:16,629
I'm just tired.
1173
01:10:17,547 --> 01:10:18,589
Perhaps too tired.
1174
01:10:19,048 --> 01:10:20,007
For what?
1175
01:10:21,175 --> 01:10:23,010
To make an important decision.
1176
01:10:23,803 --> 01:10:24,971
I'll get the stimulator.
1177
01:10:25,596 --> 01:10:27,598
-What?
-Just relax.
1178
01:10:28,391 --> 01:10:29,350
( CLICK )
1179
01:10:30,893 --> 01:10:32,603
( GROANS )
1180
01:10:33,271 --> 01:10:34,856
It was really weird this afternoon.
1181
01:10:34,856 --> 01:10:36,441
-Hmm?
-I was walking along
1182
01:10:36,774 --> 01:10:38,818
when suddenly this car hit this man
1183
01:10:38,818 --> 01:10:40,737
carrying a suitcase, as
he crossed the road.
1184
01:10:41,362 --> 01:10:42,488
Well, he went up in the air
1185
01:10:42,905 --> 01:10:46,492
and so did the suitcase and
all the contents splattered out.
1186
01:10:47,118 --> 01:10:48,411
And what do you think they were?
1187
01:10:49,495 --> 01:10:50,496
Ladies underwear.
1188
01:10:51,289 --> 01:10:52,999
No, blue movies.
1189
01:10:52,999 --> 01:10:53,958
( LAUGHS )
1190
01:10:55,251 --> 01:10:56,210
How's that?
1191
01:10:57,462 --> 01:10:58,880
Mmm better.
1192
01:10:59,464 --> 01:11:00,423
Just relax.
1193
01:11:00,631 --> 01:11:01,591
Let yourself go limp.
1194
01:11:01,966 --> 01:11:03,718
Don't worry I feel limp.
1195
01:11:05,386 --> 01:11:07,930
Why don't we go upstairs, I could
perform much better on the bed.
1196
01:11:08,097 --> 01:11:10,433
Oh too much effort to go up the stairs.
1197
01:11:11,434 --> 01:11:12,435
We'll be all right here.
1198
01:11:14,562 --> 01:11:18,274
( PIANO MUSIC )
1199
01:11:23,196 --> 01:11:24,572
( CLOTHES RUSTLING )
1200
01:11:26,282 --> 01:11:27,241
( ZIPPER )
1201
01:11:27,450 --> 01:11:30,495
( MUSIC )
1202
01:11:30,870 --> 01:11:32,413
( MATERIAL SLIDING )
1203
01:11:33,247 --> 01:11:36,459
( MUSIC INCREASING VOLUME )
1204
01:12:23,589 --> 01:12:26,217
( BUZZER )
1205
01:12:57,498 --> 01:12:59,917
( PANTING )
1206
01:13:00,543 --> 01:13:02,962
( BUZZING )
1207
01:13:04,046 --> 01:13:05,172
( LAUGHING )
1208
01:13:05,590 --> 01:13:07,800
( BUZZING )
1209
01:13:15,099 --> 01:13:19,562
( KISSING SOUND AND BUZZING )
1210
01:13:35,036 --> 01:13:35,995
( GASP )
1211
01:13:36,370 --> 01:13:38,247
( BUZZING )
1212
01:13:43,586 --> 01:13:45,254
( GROANING AND BUZZING )
1213
01:14:01,771 --> 01:14:03,773
( DOOR BUZZER )
1214
01:14:04,982 --> 01:14:05,983
( DOOR BUZZER )
1215
01:14:06,984 --> 01:14:08,778
( DOOR BUZZER )
1216
01:14:09,070 --> 01:14:10,112
( DOOR BUZZER )
1217
01:14:10,821 --> 01:14:12,156
GRANT HENRY: Yes, who is it?
1218
01:14:12,573 --> 01:14:14,867
It's me, Jacobi, what the
hell's going on in there?
1219
01:14:15,117 --> 01:14:16,452
GRANT HENRY: Turn that damn thing off!
1220
01:14:16,661 --> 01:14:18,746
ANGIE: Grant you can't stop now,
let him wait.
1221
01:14:19,497 --> 01:14:20,998
-Let who wait?
-GRANT HENRY: Turn it off!
1222
01:14:20,998 --> 01:14:22,667
I can't hear myself speak.
1223
01:14:22,667 --> 01:14:23,834
I can't hear myself hear.
1224
01:14:25,044 --> 01:14:27,129
GRANT HENRY: Jacobi's
waiting on us now put it off.
1225
01:14:27,129 --> 01:14:28,881
ANGIE: Jacobi can you
hang on for a few minutes?
1226
01:14:28,881 --> 01:14:30,841
-We're just in the middle of something.
-GRANT HENRY: Don't be silly
1227
01:14:30,841 --> 01:14:31,926
he can't stand out there
when we're in the middle...
1228
01:14:31,926 --> 01:14:33,678
ANGIE: Just a few minutes
isn't going to hurt him.
1229
01:14:33,678 --> 01:14:35,304
GRANT HENRY: Angie go and let him in.
1230
01:14:35,304 --> 01:14:37,473
ANGIE: No you let him in,
I can't, I'm not...
1231
01:14:37,473 --> 01:14:39,100
GRANT HENRY:Oh for Christ's sake,
neither can I, not with...
1232
01:14:39,392 --> 01:14:41,310
Look, Grant, what is going on in there?
1233
01:14:41,769 --> 01:14:43,104
Let me in, for God's sake.
1234
01:14:43,312 --> 01:14:44,271
( CLICK )
1235
01:14:44,438 --> 01:14:46,816
( CLOTHES RUSTLING )
1236
01:14:46,983 --> 01:14:49,443
( FOOTSTEPS AND DOOR CLICKS OPEN )
1237
01:14:49,902 --> 01:14:51,570
JACOBI: And about time too.
1238
01:14:51,570 --> 01:14:52,905
ANGIE: What the hell do you want?
1239
01:14:52,905 --> 01:14:55,574
Scotch and I'll pour it myself,
now get lost Angie.
1240
01:14:55,574 --> 01:14:56,617
Charming!
1241
01:14:56,617 --> 01:14:57,576
( SIGH )
1242
01:14:57,994 --> 01:15:00,162
The trouble with women
is they're not self-sufficient.
1243
01:15:00,871 --> 01:15:02,289
At least none of the
ones that I've ever met.
1244
01:15:02,623 --> 01:15:04,417
Yes, never mind about your sex life.
1245
01:15:04,875 --> 01:15:06,585
Let's talk about your
business life for a moment.
1246
01:15:07,003 --> 01:15:08,004
Have you read the papers?
1247
01:15:08,963 --> 01:15:09,922
Alright, I see you have.
1248
01:15:10,172 --> 01:15:11,424
Now this Mrs Rothfellow
1249
01:15:11,674 --> 01:15:12,717
did you see that she's...
1250
01:15:12,717 --> 01:15:13,676
I'm ahead of you, Jacobi.
1251
01:15:14,969 --> 01:15:17,680
She keeps all her jewels in her
safe in a house in Kensington.
1252
01:15:18,472 --> 01:15:20,725
She goes to bed early
and she lives alone.
1253
01:15:21,934 --> 01:15:23,853
I found all this out this
afternoon after the auction.
1254
01:15:24,645 --> 01:15:26,272
The necklace looks very nice.
1255
01:15:26,647 --> 01:15:27,773
She looks even better.
1256
01:15:28,733 --> 01:15:30,901
The house looks as if it's wide
open and waiting for me to go in.
1257
01:15:31,235 --> 01:15:32,319
Which is what I don't like.
1258
01:15:33,070 --> 01:15:36,073
I don't know it seems
too easy, it smells wrong.
1259
01:15:37,241 --> 01:15:39,201
What the hell are you talking about?
1260
01:15:39,660 --> 01:15:41,078
Money, that's what it smells of.
1261
01:15:41,746 --> 01:15:44,331
I can get 100 grand for the
Waleska diamond alone.
1262
01:15:44,874 --> 01:15:47,460
Never mind what else she's got
stashed away in that safe of hers.
1263
01:15:48,002 --> 01:15:49,462
Well you read what
she said in the papers.
1264
01:15:49,712 --> 01:15:51,464
She doesn't trust banks.
1265
01:15:51,464 --> 01:15:53,257
That means she's got it all there.
1266
01:15:54,091 --> 01:15:56,260
Oh, come on, Grant you've got to do her.
1267
01:15:56,927 --> 01:15:59,430
Look, we can all leave
the country afterwards.
1268
01:15:59,430 --> 01:16:00,639
Go away on a long vacation.
1269
01:16:01,432 --> 01:16:03,476
What the hell with a hundred
grand, we can all retire.
1270
01:16:09,774 --> 01:16:12,443
Well, I could certainly
do with a holiday.
1271
01:16:12,943 --> 01:16:14,111
Right.
Right.
1272
01:16:14,737 --> 01:16:17,031
And I certainly have been
overdoing it recently.
1273
01:16:17,364 --> 01:16:18,324
Definitely.
1274
01:16:19,075 --> 01:16:20,284
And it's only just after midnight.
1275
01:16:22,495 --> 01:16:23,454
Angie love.
1276
01:16:24,747 --> 01:16:26,290
I'm afraid I'm going to have to go out.
1277
01:16:29,460 --> 01:16:31,545
( DOORBELL RINGING )
1278
01:16:33,130 --> 01:16:35,716
( DOORBELL RINGING )
1279
01:16:36,467 --> 01:16:37,510
( BOOK BANGS )
1280
01:16:37,510 --> 01:16:40,888
( FOOTSTEPS AND FLOORBOARDS CREAK )
1281
01:16:41,430 --> 01:16:43,057
What are you two doing here?
1282
01:16:43,057 --> 01:16:44,517
Supposing the burglar sees you?
1283
01:16:44,517 --> 01:16:46,894
The inspector insisted I call
round to see if you were all right.
1284
01:16:47,770 --> 01:16:50,689
Don't mind me, I'm just going to wire a
couple of speakers up in the bedroom.
1285
01:16:51,023 --> 01:16:52,817
So the second he touches
the combination lock
1286
01:16:52,817 --> 01:16:54,568
on the blooming safe,
you'll be able to hear.
1287
01:16:54,568 --> 01:16:56,695
That's if he hasn't been
frightened off already by you.
1288
01:16:57,363 --> 01:17:00,074
( PHONE RECEIVER CLICKS, SIGHS AND DIALS
1289
01:17:00,407 --> 01:17:03,994
( MUSIC )
1290
01:17:14,713 --> 01:17:17,925
I told you I'd be perfectly
alright on my own, Robert.
1291
01:17:18,509 --> 01:17:19,969
Now, will you please stop fussing
1292
01:17:19,969 --> 01:17:22,179
and sending a sergeant
round to check up on me?
1293
01:17:22,638 --> 01:17:24,223
( FOOTSTEPS )
1294
01:17:24,515 --> 01:17:27,434
Well, of course he looks like a
policeman, he's got those kind of feet.
1295
01:17:28,936 --> 01:17:31,564
If I need any help,
I'll call you, alright?
1296
01:17:33,065 --> 01:17:34,024
( RECEIVER CLICKS )
1297
01:17:34,358 --> 01:17:35,901
Look, it's after midnight.
1298
01:17:35,901 --> 01:17:37,695
I don't know what Guy's doing upstairs.
1299
01:17:37,695 --> 01:17:39,405
Wiring up some speakers,
so you'll know when...
1300
01:17:39,405 --> 01:17:40,406
Right then.
1301
01:17:41,198 --> 01:17:42,825
-We'll leave you in peace.
-All finished up there?
1302
01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:44,201
Yeah, don't worry.
1303
01:17:44,368 --> 01:17:45,911
The second anything
happens, it'll start up.
1304
01:17:46,370 --> 01:17:47,872
Of course, I could
always disguise myself.
1305
01:17:48,038 --> 01:17:49,165
I do a very good postman.
1306
01:17:49,456 --> 01:17:51,125
At one o'clock in the morning?
1307
01:17:51,792 --> 01:17:54,295
( FOOTSTEPS )
1308
01:17:57,089 --> 01:17:58,090
( DOOR CLOSES )
1309
01:18:00,843 --> 01:18:03,637
( FOOTSTEPS )
1310
01:18:04,597 --> 01:18:05,556
Here.
1311
01:18:06,932 --> 01:18:08,184
I know that fella from somewhere.
1312
01:18:08,893 --> 01:18:10,853
No one I know and I never forget a face.
1313
01:18:11,312 --> 01:18:13,314
Well, we're especially trained
to remember them you see.
1314
01:18:13,898 --> 01:18:16,108
I could swear I've seen him
somewhere and recently too.
1315
01:18:16,108 --> 01:18:17,610
Now if he'd got big tits I'd remember him
1316
01:18:17,776 --> 01:18:18,944
even if I'd never seen him before.
1317
01:18:19,695 --> 01:18:21,071
Thighs mate, that's what's best.
1318
01:18:21,488 --> 01:18:24,158
Great big, juicy thighs
and lovely squeezy bums.
1319
01:18:24,366 --> 01:18:26,243
No, give me a pair of tits any day.
1320
01:18:26,410 --> 01:18:27,536
They wouldn't suit you dear!
1321
01:18:28,495 --> 01:18:30,206
-Great big ones.
-Thighs.
1322
01:18:31,123 --> 01:18:32,583
-Tits.
-Thighs.
1323
01:18:32,791 --> 01:18:34,251
-Tits.
-Arses.
1324
01:18:34,835 --> 01:18:36,378
-Tits.
-Bollocks.
1325
01:18:37,171 --> 01:18:39,632
( TAPPING MUSIC )
1326
01:18:43,886 --> 01:18:45,054
( HANGER CLUNKS )
1327
01:18:45,512 --> 01:18:48,807
( TAPPING/CLICKING MUSIC )
1328
01:18:52,519 --> 01:18:55,314
( PIANO JOINS MUSIC )
1329
01:18:59,193 --> 01:19:00,444
( CAR DOOR OPENS )
1330
01:19:01,362 --> 01:19:03,530
( FOOTSTEPS )
1331
01:19:04,073 --> 01:19:05,032
( DOOR SLAMS )
1332
01:19:05,532 --> 01:19:09,536
( MUSIC )
1333
01:20:09,555 --> 01:20:12,308
( MUSIC INTENSIFIES )
1334
01:20:17,813 --> 01:20:22,484
( CLICKING NOISES )
1335
01:20:22,776 --> 01:20:24,862
( MUSIC )
1336
01:20:25,112 --> 01:20:29,074
( MUSIC AND CLICKING )
1337
01:20:34,121 --> 01:20:36,790
( STARTLING MUSIC )
1338
01:20:36,790 --> 01:20:38,792
Why don't you try three to the right,
1339
01:20:38,792 --> 01:20:40,794
two to the left, and
one to the right again?
1340
01:20:45,507 --> 01:20:46,467
( CLUNK )
1341
01:20:48,677 --> 01:20:50,554
( CLICKING )
1342
01:20:56,935 --> 01:20:58,062
( UNLOCKING CLICK )
1343
01:21:03,859 --> 01:21:04,943
( CLUNK )
1344
01:21:04,943 --> 01:21:06,111
( SLIDING SOUND )
1345
01:21:10,741 --> 01:21:12,618
Sorry, that's all there is in there.
1346
01:21:15,079 --> 01:21:16,205
Well now, Mrs Rothfellow
1347
01:21:17,331 --> 01:21:18,290
where do you keep the rest?
1348
01:21:21,001 --> 01:21:21,960
In your bedroom?
1349
01:21:22,544 --> 01:21:24,588
Oh, there's nothing
up there, I assure you.
1350
01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:27,091
But you're welcome to have
a look while I call the police.
1351
01:21:29,510 --> 01:21:31,261
This looks cheap compared to your beauty.
1352
01:21:32,262 --> 01:21:34,306
And you are very beautiful.
1353
01:21:34,473 --> 01:21:37,643
I know all about your techniques
with the ladies, you burgle.
1354
01:21:37,643 --> 01:21:38,644
Uh-huh.
1355
01:21:39,269 --> 01:21:41,146
So there's really no need.
1356
01:21:43,190 --> 01:21:44,149
You needn't bother.
1357
01:21:45,275 --> 01:21:46,777
Just to set the record straight
1358
01:21:47,277 --> 01:21:48,445
my name's Judy Marvin.
1359
01:21:48,612 --> 01:21:50,030
I'm an insurance investigator
1360
01:21:50,489 --> 01:21:54,618
and this entire evening has been an
elaborate charade in order to bait you.
1361
01:21:55,160 --> 01:21:56,620
Because you've nearly cost me my job
1362
01:21:56,620 --> 01:21:58,414
the way you've been going
on the last few months.
1363
01:21:59,623 --> 01:22:03,794
And I sincerely hope that you don't
compare me to this little trinket.
1364
01:22:04,670 --> 01:22:07,214
It's only a bit of paste and
glass run up for the occasion.
1365
01:22:08,215 --> 01:22:12,302
( STRUGGLING SOUNDS )
1366
01:22:17,724 --> 01:22:18,976
Aargh!
1367
01:22:19,351 --> 01:22:21,353
( PANTING )
1368
01:22:22,646 --> 01:22:24,565
Let's go.
1369
01:22:27,860 --> 01:22:30,571
( FIGHTING SOUNDS )
1370
01:22:33,657 --> 01:22:34,992
Huh, oh.
1371
01:22:35,367 --> 01:22:36,577
Grant Henry!
1372
01:22:37,411 --> 01:22:38,370
How do you do?
1373
01:22:38,871 --> 01:22:40,664
I was reading one of your books upstairs.
1374
01:22:40,831 --> 01:22:41,790
Oh did you like it?
1375
01:22:42,040 --> 01:22:43,041
No.
1376
01:22:43,417 --> 01:22:45,419
Well now you know why I have to
make my living as a jewel thief.
1377
01:22:46,044 --> 01:22:48,297
Yeah not just a jewel thief, I might add.
1378
01:22:48,505 --> 01:22:51,884
I think it's high time you had
a taste of your own medicine.
1379
01:22:53,635 --> 01:22:56,847
( MUSIC )
1380
01:22:59,975 --> 01:23:02,936
( MUSIC AND GROANING )
1381
01:25:44,598 --> 01:25:45,557
Who are you calling?
1382
01:25:46,224 --> 01:25:47,142
Inspector Smith.
1383
01:25:47,309 --> 01:25:48,310
( DIALING )
1384
01:25:48,310 --> 01:25:49,269
What are you talking about?
1385
01:25:49,978 --> 01:25:51,438
You're not going to turn
me in after... Of course.
1386
01:25:51,438 --> 01:25:52,481
What did you expect?
1387
01:25:52,481 --> 01:25:54,483
That I was all weak and
helpless, like the others.
1388
01:25:54,816 --> 01:25:56,151
Look, just because you screwed me
1389
01:25:56,318 --> 01:25:58,528
doesn't alter the fact that
you just tried to burgle me.
1390
01:25:58,695 --> 01:25:59,905
-Bloody hell!
-And if you don't
1391
01:25:59,905 --> 01:26:02,783
want to be permanently
damaged, you'd better shut up.
1392
01:26:07,245 --> 01:26:10,165
( DIALING )
1393
01:26:18,840 --> 01:26:19,841
Hello Robert?
1394
01:26:20,967 --> 01:26:21,927
Yes, it's me.
1395
01:26:23,261 --> 01:26:24,262
I'm fine.
1396
01:26:25,722 --> 01:26:26,682
He's right here.
1397
01:26:27,849 --> 01:26:28,850
Yes, right beside me.
1398
01:26:29,184 --> 01:26:30,143
Do you want a word with him?
1399
01:26:30,852 --> 01:26:31,812
Right.
1400
01:26:33,146 --> 01:26:35,565
No I told you I'm fine.
1401
01:26:37,109 --> 01:26:38,193
See you in a bit.
1402
01:26:38,193 --> 01:26:39,903
Oh, by the way, there's no need to hurry.
1403
01:26:40,696 --> 01:26:41,988
I've got him under control.
1404
01:26:44,700 --> 01:26:46,034
( RECEIVER CLUNKS DOWN )-
1405
01:26:47,202 --> 01:26:49,830
I estimate that should
give us just enough time.
1406
01:26:50,455 --> 01:26:51,707
But you better make it a good one,
1407
01:26:51,707 --> 01:26:53,834
because it's going to be
the last you'll get for a while.
1408
01:26:54,209 --> 01:26:56,336
( BED-SHEETS RUSTLING AND KISSING )
1409
01:27:03,885 --> 01:27:06,304
You know Judy, you
really are quite a girl.
1410
01:27:06,847 --> 01:27:08,932
There's plenty to be said
in your favour as well.
1411
01:27:09,850 --> 01:27:11,268
God knows how long
they'll put me away for
1412
01:27:12,144 --> 01:27:13,145
but when I get out
1413
01:27:13,729 --> 01:27:14,688
how about teaming up with me?
1414
01:27:16,773 --> 01:27:17,733
I mean just think,
1415
01:27:18,525 --> 01:27:21,069
with my skill, your contacts
1416
01:27:21,486 --> 01:27:22,446
we could make a fortune.
1417
01:27:25,490 --> 01:27:28,410
We'd certainly make a pretty
formidable team, I must admit.
1418
01:27:30,078 --> 01:27:31,455
I've got a crummy boss anyway.
1419
01:27:33,248 --> 01:27:34,332
GRANT HENRY: How about it, then?
1420
01:27:35,041 --> 01:27:36,001
Is it a deal?
1421
01:27:37,502 --> 01:27:39,880
I'd even be willing to offer
marriage if you were willing.
1422
01:27:40,797 --> 01:27:43,258
And I can assure you, you're
the first girl I've ever said that to.
1423
01:27:47,471 --> 01:27:49,306
All right, you're on.
1424
01:27:51,808 --> 01:27:52,768
( KISS )
1425
01:27:54,728 --> 01:27:57,981
( DOOR BELL RINGS )
1426
01:27:58,398 --> 01:27:59,983
I told him not to hurry, too.
1427
01:28:01,401 --> 01:28:03,195
I'm going to want to see you again but...
1428
01:28:03,528 --> 01:28:05,405
About six months, I should imagine.
1429
01:28:07,324 --> 01:28:10,076
Well, I don't suppose any of
your other victims will dare
1430
01:28:10,076 --> 01:28:12,746
give evidence against you
so, that leaves just me.
1431
01:28:14,080 --> 01:28:16,958
And what can they convict you of
other than simple house break-in?
1432
01:28:17,751 --> 01:28:18,794
What do you mean?
1433
01:28:18,794 --> 01:28:20,420
Well, you haven't stolen anything.
1434
01:28:20,712 --> 01:28:22,380
Nobody can prove you're the jewel thief
1435
01:28:22,380 --> 01:28:23,924
without evidence or witnesses.
1436
01:28:24,883 --> 01:28:27,219
And by the time I've said
my little piece in court,
1437
01:28:27,219 --> 01:28:29,262
I should think they'll let
you off with a small fine.
1438
01:28:30,722 --> 01:28:31,765
( LAUGHS )
1439
01:28:44,736 --> 01:28:45,695
Imagine it.
1440
01:28:46,112 --> 01:28:47,781
Grant Henry, the jewel thief.
1441
01:28:49,157 --> 01:28:51,576
Well, you certainly got yourself
a story there, haven't you Guy?
1442
01:28:51,576 --> 01:28:52,994
Indeed I have, Inspector.
1443
01:28:53,829 --> 01:28:57,040
Listen, I think I'll just whip upstairs
and dismantle the equipment,
1444
01:28:57,207 --> 01:28:58,291
you know the speakers and things.
1445
01:28:59,125 --> 01:29:00,752
Oh leave that for a
couple of my men to do
1446
01:29:01,419 --> 01:29:02,671
saves bothering you.
1447
01:29:02,671 --> 01:29:04,256
Oh no, it's no bother, no bother at all.
1448
01:29:05,841 --> 01:29:09,052
Of course, they'll still have to prove
he's the jewel thief, won't they?
1449
01:29:10,053 --> 01:29:11,513
I mean, it won't be so easy.
1450
01:29:11,888 --> 01:29:13,098
Well, that's somebody else's problem.
1451
01:29:13,849 --> 01:29:15,100
At least we brought him in
1452
01:29:15,100 --> 01:29:16,935
and as far as I'm concerned,
that's all there is to it.
1453
01:29:18,061 --> 01:29:19,729
Whatever happens next, I don't care.
1454
01:29:21,147 --> 01:29:22,983
Looks like everything
turned out rather well, then.
1455
01:29:25,068 --> 01:29:27,946
There's just one question of um
1456
01:29:29,155 --> 01:29:31,032
us, J-Judy.
1457
01:29:32,033 --> 01:29:32,951
I---
1458
01:29:34,828 --> 01:29:35,787
Sergeant Plinth.
1459
01:29:36,746 --> 01:29:37,706
Uh, could you um?
1460
01:29:37,706 --> 01:29:38,790
Yes sir, did you want something?
1461
01:29:40,750 --> 01:29:42,586
Just make sure
everything's all right outside.
1462
01:29:45,755 --> 01:29:46,840
( DESK CREAKS )
1463
01:29:51,928 --> 01:29:53,138
-Judy.
-Yes Robert?
1464
01:29:54,431 --> 01:29:56,433
Judy, I find you very
attractive, you know that?
1465
01:29:57,100 --> 01:29:58,059
Thank you, Robert.
1466
01:29:58,310 --> 01:30:00,353
As for the way you
captured the thief, well
1467
01:30:01,187 --> 01:30:02,772
I think you're just wonderful and uh...
1468
01:30:03,982 --> 01:30:05,859
I wondered if it'd be asking too much
1469
01:30:05,859 --> 01:30:10,113
if I were to ask you if you
wouldn't mind if I asked you
1470
01:30:13,658 --> 01:30:14,618
to marry me?
1471
01:30:15,452 --> 01:30:16,411
Of course not.
1472
01:30:17,662 --> 01:30:19,581
I'm-I'm sorry I didn't quite get that
1473
01:30:19,789 --> 01:30:21,166
um, what you said.
1474
01:30:21,625 --> 01:30:22,626
I said, of course not.
1475
01:30:24,127 --> 01:30:25,503
And I'm sorry I still, um...
1476
01:30:26,379 --> 01:30:27,380
am not quite sure whether you...
1477
01:30:27,547 --> 01:30:28,840
I'm not actually sure whether you mean,
1478
01:30:29,466 --> 01:30:31,635
yes uh, or no?
1479
01:30:33,011 --> 01:30:35,680
I mean, of course I don't mind
you asking me to marry you
1480
01:30:35,680 --> 01:30:36,848
and I'd love to accept,
1481
01:30:37,682 --> 01:30:40,769
but I've just recently got myself
engaged to someone else, actually.
1482
01:30:41,519 --> 01:30:42,896
Very recently, in fact.
1483
01:30:44,981 --> 01:30:45,941
Oh.
1484
01:30:47,233 --> 01:30:48,443
Everything's fine out there sir.
1485
01:30:50,820 --> 01:30:52,864
Right well we'll be on our way then.
1486
01:30:54,532 --> 01:30:57,786
Uh if you should, you
know change your mind or
1487
01:30:58,286 --> 01:31:00,372
if he should change his mind, you know,
1488
01:31:00,372 --> 01:31:02,958
whoever he is, then, you know,
perhaps you'll give me a call.
1489
01:31:07,212 --> 01:31:09,047
I'll just go and give
Guy a hand upstairs sir.
1490
01:31:10,256 --> 01:31:11,341
( DOOR OPENING )
1491
01:31:15,887 --> 01:31:17,472
Can't wait to see what he's like.
1492
01:31:17,806 --> 01:31:20,141
I mean, he must have been bloody
good to keep all those women quiet.
1493
01:31:20,141 --> 01:31:21,101
Never mind that.
1494
01:31:21,434 --> 01:31:23,436
Just think of the money we're
going to get flogging the prints.
1495
01:31:24,145 --> 01:31:25,855
I hope they kept the light
on while they were at it.
1496
01:31:26,439 --> 01:31:27,732
( CAR ENGINE STARTING )
1497
01:31:28,024 --> 01:31:30,777
( ENGINE RUNNING )
1498
01:31:40,787 --> 01:31:41,955
( CAR DOOR CLOSES )
1499
01:31:42,414 --> 01:31:44,332
( ENGINE REVS OFF )
1500
01:31:49,587 --> 01:31:52,465
( TITLE MUSIC )
1501
01:31:57,429 --> 01:32:00,390
( TITLE MUSIC AND FOOTSTEPS )
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