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- ? Tearing out, tearing out pieces ?
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- ? To replace the broken pieces of you ?
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Oh, my God!
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Why are you shaking your nalgas
for the whole world to see?
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I'm connecting with other
women who have daddy issues.
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Oh, I'm sure you'll connect
with some daddies on there too.
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Why would I take
social media advice from you?
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You thought Instagram was
a weed delivery service.
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Sometimes it is.
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I like the dancing, though.
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? The low rider ?
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? Is a little higher ?
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What kind of measurement is
"as long as your arm"?
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You want it to be exact, right?
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My arm is always the same.
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What if someone else
uses your measurements
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and they use their arm?
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That's a good note.
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You know, Mayan, this kitchen
would get done a lot faster
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if I could stay overnight.
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This two-hour drive back
and forth is making me tired.
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It would get done faster
if I hired a contractor
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who didn't always have a beer
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at the end of his measuring arm.
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Yeah, I mean, forget it.
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You know, has this ever
happened to you, Mayan,
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when you're driving,
and you close your eyes,
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and you wake up and you go,
"That's not my house.
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That's a tree!"
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I don't know
about you staying here, Dad.
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I mean, it's only been, like, six weeks
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since we started hanging out again.
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But it's been going good, right?
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Yeah, I mean, you come here,
you do stuff for me,
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we laugh, and you go home.
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I love that last part.
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Please, Mayan, look,
I just want to do a good job.
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Okay, I still have to ask Quinten.
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But this is my house, my rules.
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And we gotta set some boundaries
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so you don't trigger me.
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"Trigger"? Wait a minute.
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You got a gun, Mayan?
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I'm so proud of you!
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Emotionally trigger.
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I hate guns.
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You have a gun?
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Not on me.
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Okay, so how do I avoid these
Los Triggers del Norte?
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Well, one of my triggers
is when you lie to me.
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I never lie to you.
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That's a lie.
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That is a lie.
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Another trigger is when you yell at me.
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- I never yell at you.
- That's another lie.
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Okay, this is starting
to feel like a series of traps.
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Yelling is the Lopez way.
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It's so people take you seriously.
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My nana used to say,
"There's the right way,
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and then there's the Lopez way".
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She would take off her chancla
and throw it at you
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and hit you, so you never forgot.
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And you know what?
I never forgot. Right here.
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Yeah, well, my therapist says
that instead of yelling,
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I should resolve conflicts
through empathetic listening
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and mutual understanding.
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I... I wasn't listening.
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- Grandpa!
- Hey, what's up, Gordo?
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My name is Chance, not Gordo.
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And I'm not fat. I got gains.
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Just a few cupcakes away
from riding shotgun.
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I'm still not calling you Chance,
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'cause it looks like there's a chance
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that's not your father.
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Why would you say something like that?
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Because the kid looks very Mexican,
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and you look like somebody
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that wouldn't get a rose
on "The Bachelorette".
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Look, George,
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even though I'm not the toxic alpha male
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you wanted for Mayan's life partner,
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I am confident in who I am.
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So you can't hurt me.
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Yeah, you broke eye contact
at the end there, bro.
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Damn it.
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Grandpa, can you make me a green juice?
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You want some greens? Come on.
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You pick your nose and eat it
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like a real kid, huh?
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Nature's candy. Come on.
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So my dad asked if he could stay here.
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What, for, like, dinner?
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Just till he finishes the kitchen.
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Just remember to stay
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at least three George Lopez
arms away from him.
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All right.
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- I'm here.
- Oh, no one cares.
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Don't look, mijo.
You'll turn into stone.
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- Hi, Mama.
- Mm, hi.
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I just came to tell my family
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that I sold five policies this morning.
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Rosie, la reina of home
insurance, is killing it.
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I'm going to be bigger
than the Progressive lady
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and the Aflac duck.
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You already got the voice.
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"I'm Rosie".
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You saw that Mayan and I did a TikTok,
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and you wanted to come over
here and make things awkward.
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If I wanted to make things awkward,
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I'd show Mayan all your drunken
late-night texts asking, "You up?"
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I was up.
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This is Mayan Lopez,
vet tech with a mic.
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Does climate change concern you?
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Are you a fan of Doja Cat?
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What are your views on Bitcoin?
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This guy is sitting in his pictures,
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which means he's short.
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Left.
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This guy is sitting in his car,
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which means he's short and married.
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I see you, sir. Left.
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Brookie, if you never
swipe right, what's the point?
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I swipe right on the rich guys.
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And I refer them to my OnlyFans.
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What? It's just my feet.
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I'm not a freak.
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Ugh, Duchess the chihuahua
is coming in today.
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You know, I hate when rich people
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expect everything to be free.
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That woman won't pay
for her dog's butt exam
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because she's like, "It's so small,
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Like, how can you even charge for that?"
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Ooh, the princess is here.
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Hello, Duchess.
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No, Duchess does not touch the floor.
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Dogs have been on that.
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I'm sorry.
Does Duchess identify as human?
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Because she clearly presents as a dog.
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Anyway... while you're here,
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there's a number of outstanding
services on your bill...
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Oh, could you please send me an email?
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I'm late for pilates.
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Well, we've let you defer
the last three visits, so...
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So that's a yes.
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Goodbye, my darling.
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Mommy will miss you.
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Orale, muchachos.
Thanks for the help, man.
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Take a break, huh?
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There you go.
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No domestic beer for you, Oscar.
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My best friend deserves
only the best imported.
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Thanks, man.
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Hey, you know what would be
even better, though?
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If we were high.
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How'd you know I was gonna say that?
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'Cause you said
the same thing this morning,
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then we got high.
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Hey, take it easy.
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Some of us are high.
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Sorry, there's an entitled
white lady at work.
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Just one?
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One is all you need
to ground a Delta flight.
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She treats us all like crap.
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Sounds like you need
to show her the Lopez way.
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Please don't start.
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It's a foolproof method.
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It's even how
your mom and I fell in love.
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On our first date,
we made the waiter cry.
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That's not something to be proud of.
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Then why did we take a picture?
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If you want results,
don't hold back, okay?
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Hell, I do it to Oscar all the time.
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- You do?
- Listen, this isn't about you.
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Now, why don't you mind
your own business
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and get me another beer.
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Okay.
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Wait, wasn't the fridge
supposed to arrive today?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, don't worry about that.
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Sounds like work is
stressing you out, Mayan.
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You know what?
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I got something
that'll make you feel better.
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Freaking bitches!
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- Wow.
- Oh, man.
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I didn't know I had that in me.
I guess I got that from you.
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You didn't get that throwing
the hammer down thing from me.
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You got it from your mom.
Ta loca. I'm scared of you.
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Put that in the truck.
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Chance and your dad are all tucked in.
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George was a bit tipsy.
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How could you tell?
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Well, after we cheersed,
he said, "I love you".
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Baby, pretty sure he was
talking about the beer.
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Thank you for being okay with all this.
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Well, he fought me about
getting his pants off for bed,
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but I feel like he's really
starting to trust me.
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It's night... what the...
why are these lights on?
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That's crazy.
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This one too.
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What... hey, why are all
the lights on in this house?
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Why don't you bother to knock?
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Do you guys even know
what electricity costs?
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19.90� a kilowatt.
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Sorry.
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When I get nervous, I say facts.
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We can afford the lights, Dad.
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I leave them on in case Chance wakes up
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and has to use the bathroom.
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You're a young couple, okay?
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You don't know when you're
gonna need that money,
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so both of you need to do...
you need to train Chance
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how to see in the dark.
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I'm sorry. What?
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When I was little, I would
read with the light on,
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and my grandmother would
turn the light off on me
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and she would say,
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"You need to learn
how to read in the dark",
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so I did, and not only that,
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I still do it to this very day.
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- Really?
- "Read in the dark".
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He doesn't even read in the light.
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Don't come running to me when
you don't have anything left.
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I still got the first penny I ever made.
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I use it as a fuse.
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What happened to my pants?
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I swear it was consensual.
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Don't judge me.
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I'm not.
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I'm jealous of you. Hit me.
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Man, these last few days with my dad
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and his frickin' lights.
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Ah!
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Soap in my eye!
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Oh, burning!
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Oh, Dad, can you turn off the lights?
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No, I like to leave them on
when I watch a movie.
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It helps me see it better.
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I just want to scream in his face,
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but that's pre-therapy Mayan.
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I just want my dad in my life
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and Chance to know his grandfather.
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So for now, salud.
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No! Whoa!
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Dad!
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What happened?
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You shut the lights off on me,
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and now I think my ass is broken.
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No, you're like your mom.
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You got enough cushion
back there to survive
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a fall from much, much higher.
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That's it.
262
00:12:25,337 --> 00:12:27,767
I'm done being disrespected
by you in my home.
263
00:12:27,772 --> 00:12:29,202
Technically, it's my house.
264
00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:31,071
My mom gave it to me,
and I gave it to you.
265
00:12:31,076 --> 00:12:32,572
You didn't even want it.
266
00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:34,240
You were trying
to default on the mortgage
267
00:12:34,245 --> 00:12:36,242
so you could throw Grandma
into a senior home
268
00:12:36,247 --> 00:12:38,516
that someone on Yelp
called a no-kill shelter.
269
00:12:41,119 --> 00:12:43,283
She wouldn't die.
270
00:12:43,288 --> 00:12:45,885
But when she did,
I took over the mortgage.
271
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:48,388
I'm paying for this house, not you.
272
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,490
And why isn't the kitchen done?
273
00:12:50,495 --> 00:12:52,325
I told you. The fridge is on back order.
274
00:12:52,330 --> 00:12:54,127
Then order a different one.
275
00:12:54,132 --> 00:12:55,762
It's not possible.
276
00:12:55,767 --> 00:12:56,896
Why not?
277
00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:58,465
They don't allow it.
278
00:12:58,470 --> 00:13:00,667
Something about the global supply chain
279
00:13:00,672 --> 00:13:02,941
and the Illuminati
or something... you know...
280
00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:07,707
Just give me your credit card,
281
00:13:07,712 --> 00:13:10,510
and I'll change the order.
282
00:13:10,515 --> 00:13:13,913
There is no order
because I couldn't afford it.
283
00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:15,582
I put everything on my credit cards,
284
00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:18,051
and I'm maxed out.
285
00:13:18,056 --> 00:13:19,919
You said you had everything covered.
286
00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:21,154
What happened to your money?
287
00:13:21,159 --> 00:13:23,424
What happened to my money
is none of your damn business.
288
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,592
Let me guess.
289
00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:27,460
You spent it all
on your favorite things.
290
00:13:27,465 --> 00:13:28,465
Don't do that.
291
00:13:28,466 --> 00:13:31,177
Gambling, women, getting drunk.
292
00:13:31,736 --> 00:13:32,932
That's just great, Dad.
293
00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:34,334
You let me down again.
294
00:13:34,339 --> 00:13:36,836
Let you down? Come on. I was a good dad.
295
00:13:36,841 --> 00:13:38,472
I was a good provider
for you and your mom.
296
00:13:38,476 --> 00:13:40,940
Oh, yeah. You were a really good dad.
297
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,475
How about the time that you left me
298
00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:43,944
in the fountain in front of the casino
299
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,683
and told me it was the kiddie pool?
300
00:13:47,252 --> 00:13:49,487
That's how you learned
to swim and count change.
301
00:13:51,489 --> 00:13:53,120
Anyway, what right do you have
to complain?
302
00:13:53,124 --> 00:13:54,320
You had a dad.
303
00:13:54,325 --> 00:13:55,489
My dad was out before I was even born.
304
00:13:55,493 --> 00:13:57,290
You can't use your crappy childhood
305
00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:58,691
as an excuse for how you treat me.
306
00:13:58,696 --> 00:14:00,965
I can if you're gonna act like a bitch.
307
00:14:02,534 --> 00:14:04,364
I can't believe you just said that.
308
00:14:04,369 --> 00:14:06,400
You're just like your mom.
You know, I don't need this.
309
00:14:06,404 --> 00:14:08,768
Oh, I don't need it either.
310
00:14:08,773 --> 00:14:09,773
- So leave.
- I'm leaving.
311
00:14:09,774 --> 00:14:11,971
Oh, if the guy from Instagram shows up,
312
00:14:11,972 --> 00:14:12,972
there's a little cartridge of...
313
00:14:12,973 --> 00:14:14,374
Get out!
314
00:14:24,789 --> 00:14:26,486
What do you want?
315
00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:27,987
Can I stay with you, Rosie?
316
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,189
Ay dios m�o.
317
00:14:29,194 --> 00:14:30,424
It's just because my left side is numb,
318
00:14:30,428 --> 00:14:32,526
I've been having chest pains,
and you're the only person
319
00:14:32,530 --> 00:14:35,795
that I trust in the whole world
to take care of me.
320
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:38,231
You trust me,
your ex who you cheated on?
321
00:14:38,236 --> 00:14:40,233
Pobre viejo est�pido.
322
00:14:40,238 --> 00:14:41,606
What's really going on?
323
00:14:44,242 --> 00:14:46,539
I have no place else to go.
324
00:14:46,544 --> 00:14:48,508
What are you talking about?
325
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:51,678
Rosie...
326
00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:53,213
I lost my house.
327
00:14:53,218 --> 00:14:55,482
Oh, my God, how?
328
00:14:55,487 --> 00:14:58,017
Because of the pandemic.
329
00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,719
I lost 50% of my business.
330
00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:02,856
I sold my house so the workers
could feed their kids.
331
00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:04,457
My cards are maxed out.
332
00:15:04,462 --> 00:15:06,426
I've been sleeping in my car.
333
00:15:06,431 --> 00:15:08,595
My daughter hates me.
334
00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:10,597
You're not gonna kick me
while I'm down, are you?
335
00:15:10,602 --> 00:15:14,239
Honey, I wouldn't do that... right now.
336
00:15:16,641 --> 00:15:18,339
I was ashamed to tell Mayan
'cause I don't want her
337
00:15:18,343 --> 00:15:19,572
to lose respect for me.
338
00:15:19,577 --> 00:15:23,381
Oh, honey. Mayan's never respected you.
339
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:30,923
Ay, George, there's no shame
in falling on hard times.
340
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:34,187
You worked so hard to take
care of us for all those years.
341
00:15:34,192 --> 00:15:37,257
There was always a roof over
our heads, food on the table,
342
00:15:37,262 --> 00:15:38,658
even if it was the same deal
343
00:15:38,663 --> 00:15:40,827
for those hoochies
you cheated on me with.
344
00:15:40,832 --> 00:15:43,063
Just the one that threatened
to take me to Judge Joe Brown.
345
00:15:45,336 --> 00:15:47,467
The truth is,
346
00:15:47,472 --> 00:15:51,271
Mayan doesn't care
about gifts and money.
347
00:15:51,276 --> 00:15:53,606
She just wants you to be her dad,
348
00:15:53,611 --> 00:15:55,342
but that means that you have
to be honest with her
349
00:15:55,346 --> 00:15:56,748
about everything.
350
00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:00,947
Honest about everything?
351
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:06,386
Rosie, I don't know if I can do that.
352
00:16:06,391 --> 00:16:08,454
Well, if you can't find a way,
353
00:16:08,459 --> 00:16:10,324
then you're never going to have
a close relationship
354
00:16:10,328 --> 00:16:11,763
with your daughter.
355
00:16:14,666 --> 00:16:15,829
You know she leaves the lights on?
356
00:16:15,833 --> 00:16:18,665
Oh, no. Such a waste of money.
357
00:16:18,670 --> 00:16:20,233
And that green juice they always buy?
358
00:16:20,238 --> 00:16:21,434
Oof.
359
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:22,703
What's that gonna do to the plumbing?
360
00:16:22,707 --> 00:16:24,208
Oh...
361
00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:33,188
Is my Duchess ready for pickup?
362
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:36,624
Yes, she was ready yesterday,
so there's a boarding fee.
363
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:39,561
Oh, well, you people closed
before my sound bath was over,
364
00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:41,134
so that's not my fault.
365
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,032
Not today.
366
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:45,967
Pay up, Jana, or Duchess hits the floor!
367
00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:48,503
No! She's terrified of the floor.
368
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,505
This is not right.
369
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:54,475
Well, there's a right way,
and then there's the Lopez way.
370
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,349
Pay up. Come on.
371
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:02,222
Now put it on the counter nice and slow.
372
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:07,989
Ooh.
373
00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:09,929
You are so turning me on right now.
374
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:19,038
Just so you know, that turned me on too.
375
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,579
Shh. We're meditating.
376
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,286
Don't mess up my zen, Mommy.
377
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:36,884
I'm sorry, baby.
378
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,386
Namaste.
379
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:41,756
Wow.
380
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,391
My dad sent me a TikTok.
381
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,396
What?
382
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:45,693
- Yeah.
- Really?
383
00:17:52,365 --> 00:17:54,620
_
384
00:17:55,621 --> 00:17:57,333
_
385
00:18:00,534 --> 00:18:02,490
_
386
00:18:04,391 --> 00:18:06,571
_
387
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,553
_
388
00:18:11,954 --> 00:18:15,000
_
389
00:18:15,401 --> 00:18:17,140
_
390
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,265
Is it working?
391
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,801
I feel like my stuff
is moving back there.
392
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:27,802
- No, we can't see it.
- Where?
393
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:30,138
Look, we can't see it
because your ass is flatter
394
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:31,973
than an open Jarrito left out overnight.
395
00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:33,341
Look, you gotta pump it like this.
396
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,643
No, no, no. Mira, George. Pump it. As�.
397
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:37,345
You gotta pump it.
398
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,814
Hold on to the table and pump it.
399
00:18:47,393 --> 00:18:50,425
I can't believe he did that.
400
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:53,127
He swallowed his pride and was honest,
401
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,663
and in front of the whole world too.
402
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:58,404
Mm. Only eight views.
403
00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:04,605
You should tell him
about the beauty filter.
404
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:06,612
He doesn't have to be honest
about everything.
405
00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:13,214
You know, Mayan,
406
00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:15,583
someday this kitchen's
gonna look incredible.
407
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:17,418
Will either of us be alive to see it?
408
00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:19,687
Oh, no.
409
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:21,856
You know, I finally stood up
to that lady at work.
410
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,658
Damn, Mayan. You Lopez wayed her?
411
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,226
Oh, yeah.
412
00:19:25,231 --> 00:19:27,328
You know, I spent
a lot of money in therapy
413
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,764
trying to find healthy ways
to avoid getting angry,
414
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:31,799
but sometimes the healthiest thing to do
415
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:33,639
is to just scream at a bitch.
416
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:38,444
- That's what's up.
- Hello.
417
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:42,510
But that applies to you too.
418
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,746
If you're gonna stay here,
you're gonna have to learn
419
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:46,414
to have some respect for me.
420
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,016
And what, do I have to respect Quinten,
421
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,489
the friendly ghost, too?
422
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:55,757
So what are you saying?
That I can stay here?
423
00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:57,692
Yeah, I'd like that.
424
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,827
And I would like that too, Mayan.
425
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:02,563
You know, I think
my eight followers on TikTok
426
00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:04,537
would consider this
a major breakthrough.
427
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:08,169
Oh, those aren't followers, Dad.
428
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:10,009
Those are Polish sex bots.
429
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,147
That's cool. I don't have a type.
430
00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:17,912
I love you, baby.
431
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:19,385
- I love you, too.
- Okay.
432
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,722
Oh, and, Dad, can you
turn off the lights?
433
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:26,187
What the hell is that?
434
00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:27,922
It's a night light.
435
00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:29,524
Runs on batteries.
436
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:31,497
Orale, Mayan, way to save money!
437
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:34,228
You gotta buy me a house.
438
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,233
Also, you're gonna need a fridge.
439
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,930
Oh, and we found some mold
under the floor,
440
00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:38,761
but we'll take care of it.
441
00:20:38,762 --> 00:20:40,326
Good night. Namaste.
442
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,875
Grandpa, can you tell me
a bedtime story?
443
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,277
Oh, no.
444
00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:50,545
Last time, you got all scared,
445
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:52,313
and you ran to your mom and the guy
446
00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:54,348
that keeps saying he's your father.
447
00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:56,784
I won't cry this time.
448
00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:58,352
- Please?
- Okay.
449
00:20:58,357 --> 00:21:01,122
Did I ever tell you
the one about the llorona?
450
00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:04,263
Or the man that was born
with a owl body?
451
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:11,599
Mommy!
452
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:15,236
Pay attention to how easy
he finds you in the dark.
453
00:21:21,615 --> 00:21:26,615
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