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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,500 --> 00:00:26,100 (Elevator dings) 2 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,400 (Car alarm chirps) 3 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,600 (Stiletto footsteps clacking loudly in background) 4 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:45,000 (Footsteps stop) 5 00:00:49,290 --> 00:00:50,920 (Footsteps resume) 6 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:03,010 (Footsteps stop) 7 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:11,180 (Footsteps resume, clacking loudly) 8 00:01:14,300 --> 00:01:16,500 (Footsteps running) 9 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:20,498 - (Taser buzzing) - Ahhh! Gahhhahaha! 10 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,700 (Cameraman) So... where do you want to to begin? 11 00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:57,500 Where things always begin. 12 00:01:58,200 --> 00:01:59,100 In bed. 13 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,000 (Alarm clock rings) 14 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:12,800 Hm! 15 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:14,800 (Alex, narrating) You never know when you wake up... 16 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,900 that this is the day your life is going to change. 17 00:02:20,100 --> 00:02:22,400 It started out just like any other day. 18 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:37,200 (Telephone rings) 19 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:38,600 Hello? 20 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:40,100 Certainly, sir. 21 00:02:41,900 --> 00:02:45,770 (Alex, narrating) And here is where the train started to go... a little off track. 22 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:48,850 I have had the unfortunate task 23 00:02:48,900 --> 00:02:51,200 of eliminating several key staff. 24 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:54,300 Since you are one of last people hired 25 00:02:55,170 --> 00:02:58,300 I have no choice but to start with you. 26 00:02:58,300 --> 00:02:59,770 (Laughs) 27 00:02:59,870 --> 00:03:02,600 Now I know this is unexpected 28 00:03:03,190 --> 00:03:05,900 but you are a very capable young woman 29 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:11,000 and I am certain that you will be able to find something right away. 30 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:15,500 So, if you wouldn't mind, I would like you to empty out your desk 31 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:19,200 and vacate the premises immediately. A security guard will show you out. 32 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:37,100 You're home early! 33 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:43,500 Finally, I get to meet Tom's sister! 34 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:48,000 Oh God, I've been waiting for so long to meet you. I'm Teena, 35 00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:49,600 with a double "e". 36 00:03:54,700 --> 00:03:57,500 (TV) I don't need your department sticking it's nose where it doesn't belong, all right? 37 00:03:57,500 --> 00:03:58,900 But how this witness-- 38 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,700 You have the right to a presence of an attorney. If you desire not to afford an attorney, 39 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:02,900 one will get appointed to you before any questioning-- 40 00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:07,200 ...shot already, call it what you want, but I'm telling you, that's the way it looks. 29.1 41 00:04:09,100 --> 00:04:11,800 - (TV clicks off) - (Sighs) 42 00:04:11,900 --> 00:04:13,100 (Alex, narrating) The phone didn't ring. 43 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:16,600 I got the house, the furniture... his unpaid bills. 44 00:04:17,700 --> 00:04:19,100 But Tom got all our friends. 45 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:24,800 So I did what any lonely girl with no job and no man would do. 46 00:04:24,820 --> 00:04:26,780 ♪ ("Silent Revolution" by Lexie Heard from Space Radio plays) ♪ 47 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,600 ♪ ...Until it's too late ♪ 48 00:04:30,300 --> 00:04:32,900 ♪ You see this has to happen ♪ 49 00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:36,700 ♪ You won't have time to blink ♪ 50 00:04:38,100 --> 00:04:40,700 ♪ We've taken this for too long ♪ 51 00:04:41,100 --> 00:04:43,800 ♪ And we'll no longer wait ♪ 52 00:04:46,100 --> 00:04:47,900 ♪ To exterminate ♪ 53 00:04:48,300 --> 00:04:49,800 Oh, that was mine. 54 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:52,200 That isn't gonna fit you. Trust me. 55 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:54,200 I-I-I put this aside. 56 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:59,800 My girlfriend is a size two. Are you? A two? 57 00:05:01,060 --> 00:05:02,100 Yeah, I didn't think so. 58 00:05:06,700 --> 00:05:09,500 (Alex, narrating) And here's when the train got completely derailed. 59 00:05:10,300 --> 00:05:12,500 - (Lands punch) - Ooh! 60 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:15,300 - ♪ This revolution ♪ - (Onlookers applauding) 61 00:05:15,900 --> 00:05:20,300 - ♪ Silent revolution has begun-- ♪ - (Record abrubtly scratches off) 62 00:05:20,500 --> 00:05:23,400 (Judge) You simply cannot go around beating up men, Ms. Case. 63 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:25,600 The state of Texas doesn't like it. 64 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:27,700 (Alex) But, Judge, he stole my blouse! 65 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:31,500 - (Judge) Were you wearing it at the time? - (Alex, solemnly) No. 66 00:05:31,900 --> 00:05:35,000 (Judge) I'm sentencing you to 12 months of outpatient treatment 67 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,100 at the Center For Rage Management, 68 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:39,000 once a week, for an hour. 69 00:05:39,100 --> 00:05:42,450 If you sucessfully complete the program, your record will be expunged. 70 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:43,000 (Alex) But-- 71 00:05:43,100 --> 00:05:46,300 (Judge) Or... 52 hours in jail. Your choice. 72 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:47,800 (Gavel pounds) 73 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:51,000 (Alex) And that's how I ended up there... with them. 74 00:05:52,470 --> 00:05:56,600 I'm Stella. And I use my car as a weapon. 75 00:06:10,300 --> 00:06:12,200 (Window smashes, brakes squeal) 76 00:06:12,900 --> 00:06:14,500 (Man) Ahhhh! 77 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:17,700 He lived. 78 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:22,700 (Alex, narrating) She only hit her husband. They were going through a bad divorce. 79 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:26,000 Hi, I'm Nikki. 80 00:06:26,700 --> 00:06:28,700 And I-I don't use my words. 81 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:07,400 (Alex, narrating) It wasn't her fault. The guy would never take his clothes out of the dryer. 82 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:12,800 I'm Marsha. And I... treat my help badly. 83 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:15,100 (Alex) Once upon a time, she'd been a Miss Tennessee. 84 00:07:15,300 --> 00:07:19,000 But her ex husband had just left her for her younger version of herself. 85 00:07:20,100 --> 00:07:21,600 She took it out on her maid. 86 00:07:23,100 --> 00:07:27,700 Kim. Assault and battery with a salad fork. 87 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:35,800 (Alex, narrating) Looking back, it's not so hard to believe that 88 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:38,900 you put a bunch of angry, violent women in the same room 89 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,900 something bad might happen. 90 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:54,800 (Alex) Well, can I send you my resume? And then if anything opens up, you can call me. 91 00:07:55,700 --> 00:07:57,700 Well, could I- could I give you my name? 92 00:07:59,900 --> 00:08:01,954 - (Phone beeps off) - (Inaudible) 93 00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:08,954 (Scissors tearing) 94 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:18,500 Take that! 95 00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:34,100 (Picture clanging against wall) 96 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,100 Ha! 97 00:08:42,300 --> 00:08:44,600 (Dr. Press) Well that's a very unique thing to share. 98 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:46,800 I'm sure you'd made your mother very happy 99 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:50,000 - and she must be very relieved. - Thank you. 100 00:08:54,200 --> 00:09:00,000 Alex, you've been awfully quiet. Is there anything you'd like to share with the group? 101 00:09:00,300 --> 00:09:02,100 No, I'm fine. 102 00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:05,400 - Doesn't look like it. - Yeah, I-I'm fine. 103 00:09:06,300 --> 00:09:09,600 I mean, after all that I did for him, I-I paid the bills 104 00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:11,800 and I supported his song writing career. 105 00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:13,900 Putz. 106 00:09:14,006 --> 00:09:15,103 (Sobbing) 107 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:17,600 Why are they always named Tina? 108 00:09:17,900 --> 00:09:19,100 With a double "e". 109 00:09:19,300 --> 00:09:22,000 Oh, do you mean her name or her bra size? 110 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:28,300 You know, Alex, every relationship requires two participants. 111 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:33,500 So you were definitely in this for a reason. Any thoughts on this, ladies? 112 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,700 - The classic fixer. - (Group, solemnly) Yeah. 113 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:40,000 - Classic. - W-What does that mean? 114 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:43,200 Well, it means, uh, that you like to fix people 115 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:45,200 and then it makes you feel needed. 116 00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:50,500 I mean, it's not your fault, you know. It's a sickness. 117 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:54,300 When Tom didn't need you any more, it made you angry. 118 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:56,300 And you took it out on the guy in the store. 119 00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:59,700 Which is also totally fine with me, I mean... 120 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,500 he sounded like an asshole. 121 00:10:02,900 --> 00:10:05,200 All that trouble over a synthetic blend. 122 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:07,100 It was a very nice shirt. 123 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:09,100 (Timer dings) 124 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:12,200 Oh, well, I think we did really great, great work today. 125 00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:14,200 I'll see you next week. Bye-bye now. 126 00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:16,200 ♪ (Country music playing) ♪ 127 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,000 (Women chattering) 128 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:34,400 (Laughter) 129 00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:38,800 Hi! Alex! 130 00:10:39,300 --> 00:10:43,500 Hey! Come join us. Come on in. 131 00:10:44,700 --> 00:10:47,400 - This is the little Muhammad Ali. - (Laughter) 132 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:51,400 - Welcome. - You're way behind us. Ya gotta catch up. 133 00:10:52,100 --> 00:10:53,600 They only want an hour. 134 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,000 - (Stella) Alex, you have to show us. - Okay. Okay. 135 00:10:56,200 --> 00:11:00,300 I was, like, "Don't push me around! Shut up, jerk! Oh yeah?" 136 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,700 ♪ (Country music still playing) ♪ 137 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,100 (Nikki) I'm taking this, okay? 138 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:20,600 - (Laughter) - Oh! 139 00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:23,500 - (In low voice) Thanks. - Oh my God! 140 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,700 Oh, excuse me. Sorry. 141 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:30,500 Two beers. 142 00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:34,300 Did I just imagine that? 143 00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:40,500 Silent Revolution now. 144 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:43,300 (Alex, narrating) Silent Revolution. 145 00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:48,000 That's the thing about loneliness. It makes you overlook the obvious. 146 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:52,400 And honestly, I liked these women. 147 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:56,300 They were a little nuts, but are interested in me 148 00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:57,600 and what I had to say. 149 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:01,300 So what happened next didn't seem that strange. 150 00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:05,600 (Stella) I gotta go home. (Others groan) I got work tomorrow. No, I do. 151 00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:08,900 I don't have to get up. Accountant seeks work, film at 11. 152 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,000 Really? 153 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,300 (Alex, narrating) And then she offered me a job. 154 00:12:18,020 --> 00:12:20,190 She owned an extermination business 155 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:23,580 and gotten herself in trouble with the I.R.S. over some back taxes. 156 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:27,800 - Hey! - Hey, how's it going? 157 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:28,800 Great. 158 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,900 Well, the good news is that I have it all figured out. 159 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,600 The bad news is it's a pen, not a wand 160 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:37,000 and you are going to owe the government some money for 2005 and 2006. 161 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:38,800 Ohh, really? 162 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,600 Aw, I got a kid in college. 163 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:44,400 The last thing I need is some big, fat tax bill. 164 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:46,600 Can't we cheat? 165 00:12:48,900 --> 00:12:50,500 No, I'm just jokin'. 166 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:54,700 Are you hungry? I made some lasagna. Smell! 167 00:12:56,900 --> 00:13:00,800 I still cook for four, even though all the kids are gone. I still do it. 168 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:05,100 I really do miss 'em. 169 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:09,600 - Do you cook? - Well, that was Tom's department, 170 00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:12,400 but, looking back, he really didn't do much of that, either. 171 00:13:13,300 --> 00:13:14,800 What did he do all day? 172 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,800 Oh. Yeah, I guess that takes up a lot of time. 173 00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:25,500 Did you really... try to kill your husband with your car? 174 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:29,500 Yeah... Couple o' times. 175 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,600 But, see, my granddaddy, he started this whole business. 176 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:36,000 And then me and jackass were running it, 177 00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:38,700 you know, together. 178 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:43,100 And then, when we decided to get divorced, he tried to steal it from me, you know. 179 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:45,800 So I rammed him a couple times. 180 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:49,900 I don't know what the big deal is, 'cause, you know, because when Kathy Bates does it in Fried Green Tomatoes, 181 00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:51,700 everyone claps and they cheer. 182 00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:55,800 And then when I do it, it's like... a felony, you know. 183 00:13:57,600 --> 00:14:01,700 So, the Judge decides to take the whole business and split it right down the middle. 184 00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:08,100 Um, I have Travis and I have Hays, and Bastrop. That's my section. 185 00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:11,400 And he has Burnet and Blanco and Llano. 186 00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:14,400 And as long as I stayed on my side, I'm fine. 187 00:14:16,490 --> 00:14:17,400 (Phone rings) 188 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:18,900 Oh, shoot. 189 00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:24,400 ABC Pest, big and small, we get 'em all. 190 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:27,600 Oh. 191 00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:31,500 Okay... Yeah, that would be great. 192 00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:33,800 See you then. 193 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,400 I.R.S. guy on Friday. 194 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:48,900 Can we, uh, get you anything? Maybe some coffee? 195 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:50,200 No. 196 00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:53,700 How about a big piece of pecan pie? 197 00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:56,700 No. Thank you. 198 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:07,300 Mr. Hutt, you know, I-- 199 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,300 always wondered, you know, 200 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,700 how does someone choose a career in the I.R.S.? 201 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,600 I mean, is it something you've always wanted to do? 202 00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:24,800 Sorry, Hutt, keep failing you psych evaluation. 203 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,000 But I'm on new meds. 204 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:29,200 Yeah. No. 205 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:31,600 Yes. 206 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,400 Why don't you go file something? 207 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:40,700 Mm. Yeah, maybe I will. 208 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:45,600 Well, if you need anything at all, just let me know. 209 00:16:11,702 --> 00:16:13,110 (Grunts) 210 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:17,600 Well... everything seems to be in order. 211 00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:21,100 - You've done some good work here, Miss Case. - Thank you. 212 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,600 Now, uh, we need to talk about a payment schedule. 213 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,600 Right. Uh, my client was hoping to make quarterly payments 214 00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:30,600 spread out over... 60 months. 215 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:34,300 60 months? Ooh! 60 months. Oh. 216 00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:40,400 60 months. 60 months would be, uh, highly unusual. 217 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:44,400 But, uh, exceptions could be made. 218 00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:50,900 Well, maybe we could, uh, talk about it, you know, over dinner. 219 00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:54,800 Oh! Um, I-I don't think that's a good idea. 220 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,100 Are you sure? 221 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:02,800 - Um, oops! I'm so sorry. - Very hot. 222 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:05,400 Let me give you something, um... Is that really hot? 223 00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:07,500 - Yes! - Oh, does that hurt? 224 00:17:08,020 --> 00:17:09,900 (Groans in pain) Ohh. Ahh. 225 00:17:10,010 --> 00:17:13,400 Hey! Look what I just whipped up, Want some fresh ham? 226 00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:21,100 (Hutt) You'll be hearing from me, Ms. Agovino. 227 00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:23,700 (Stella) Drop by any time. 228 00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:25,400 (Door slams) 229 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,850 What's going on with his pants? 230 00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:29,400 He asked me out to dinner and put his hand on my knee, 231 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:32,100 - and then I just threw coffee on his crotch. - Oh. 232 00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:33,300 It was great. 233 00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:36,680 Dammit! I saw that stain on his pants 234 00:17:36,700 --> 00:17:39,000 and I-- I thought you did me a favor. 235 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:41,500 Oh well. 236 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:50,500 - (Inaudible) - (Keystrokes clacking) 237 00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:00,400 Oh yeah. 238 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:04,800 That's neat. 239 00:18:17,670 --> 00:18:19,200 I was a half an hour late. 240 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,200 He hit you with a closed fist? 241 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:27,400 Oh, so, if he hit her with an open fist, he's a half way decent guy? 242 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:31,400 - You have to leave him. - I can't. 243 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:34,600 He said that if I ever leave him, he'll find me and kill me. 244 00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:39,000 Thank you. 245 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:45,000 ♪ (Upbeat bar music plays) ♪ 246 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000 (Women chattering, indistinct) 247 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000 (Women laughing) 248 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:11,000 (Rick) My sweet little beautiful. Mm... 249 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,100 Where the hell were you been, baby? 250 00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:16,910 Rick, please don't do this here. All right? 251 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,500 I asked you a damn question. 252 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:23,600 But... I think I already know the answer. 253 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,700 Being here with your little... bitch brigade. 254 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:31,100 It's not like that, okay? We're just-- we're just having a beer. 255 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:32,900 Trying to get laid? 256 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,950 No, we're just having a beer. 257 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,300 I'll tell you what, that's fixin' to change tonight. C'mon. Let's go. 258 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:39,900 Rick, just stop it! 259 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,400 (Kim) Stop, okay? 260 00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:44,200 (Sighs in disgust) 261 00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:47,200 - (Kim squeals) - (Slap) 262 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:51,400 - Come on, asshole! Let's go! Huh? - (Rick mumbling) 263 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:52,900 I'll handle this. 264 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,100 - (Bartender) That's it. - (Rick) Why you got two badasses in here? 265 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:58,200 (Bartender) You got three seconds to get outta here or you get the ugly stick. 266 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:01,200 Uh, you're the ugly stick. I'll see you later, Gandit! 267 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:06,700 Okay? 268 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,300 You're not. Someone's got to take you to the hospital. 269 00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:12,000 - (Bartender) You might want to go out the back door. - (Marsha) Yeah, bring her out the back. 270 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,900 I'll take you. I'm still on the Board at Memorial. 271 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,800 - Oh shit! - Want me to go? 272 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,800 - I'm sorry. - (Women, overlapping) Don't be sorry. 273 00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:21,900 Will you call us and tell us that she's okay? 274 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:27,300 I don't believe that just happened. I don't believe it. 275 00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:30,800 Come on, I gotta catch the bus, they're gonna stop running soon. We don't want him to come back. 276 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,200 - No, you know what? I'm gonna give you a ride. - (Nikki) Are you okay to drive? 277 00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:37,500 Yeah, I'm a little drunk, but that was so sobering, I can't even tell ya. 278 00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:39,900 Do you want me to drive? 279 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,000 Yeah, if you drive, then I can drink. 280 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,100 That's so messed up. 281 00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:48,100 (Alex) This car is as big as a boat. 282 00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:50,100 Mm. And with my car issues 283 00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:52,500 we should be riding in a monster truck. 284 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:58,000 Hey! Is that that guy? That's Rick! 285 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,800 Oh my gosh, there he is. (Exclaims) 286 00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:06,700 Oh, that jerk. You got to follow him. 287 00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:12,800 - (Stella) Come on, you got to follow him! - Okay. 288 00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:14,300 What? I just wanna see where he's going. 289 00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:18,500 Don't lose him. 290 00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:25,400 - You're gonna have to speed up. - Okay, okay. Calm down. 291 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,800 - (Stella) You can't lose him! - Okay! 292 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000 Ah, man. What an ass. 293 00:21:33,300 --> 00:21:35,600 (Stella) He's the number one asshole. 294 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,200 And, look, we're right up his crack. 295 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,600 Hey, Stell, what happens when you go in one of Trent's counties? 296 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:49,500 Oh, well, technically, I could be arrested. 297 00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:59,900 - This is crazy. - No, this is fun! 298 00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:02,300 This is like Charlie's Angels. 299 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:05,900 Mm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the original with Farrah. 300 00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:11,600 Where is this bastard taking us? 301 00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:15,600 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I said I'm fine! 302 00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:24,000 You know, I just can't believe that some... jerk like him, would-- would, I mean, 303 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000 what kind of animal would hit a girl like that? 304 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:29,100 - You said you were fine. - I know. 305 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:33,400 But I lied. 306 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:37,400 - (Enigine revs, tires squeal) - (Alex screeches) Oh my God! Oh! 307 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,700 I thought you only hit your husband! 308 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:43,200 Well--well, I'm expanding my operations. 309 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,200 (Alex squeals) 310 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:51,300 Fuck you! 311 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:53,300 (Gears shift, engine revs) 312 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:09,800 (Stella) Where--Where'd he go? 313 00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:20,600 (Loud metallic thud) 314 00:23:23,900 --> 00:23:26,400 Oh, oh, wait! Look out! 315 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:29,700 - Holy shit! - (Passing car radio) ♪ ...we gonna have a good time... ♪ 316 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:35,400 Wow! Do you think he's dead? 317 00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:47,600 Yeah, he's dead. 318 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:52,500 But... I didn't hit him that hard. I'm going to jail. 319 00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:54,300 No, I was the one that was driving. 320 00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:57,500 Yeah, but thy're never going to believe that. I'm the one with the record and the car. 321 00:23:57,500 --> 00:23:59,100 Well-- well, should we call the police? 322 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,800 Yeah, you do that, we'll all really to jail. 323 00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:04,200 It was an accident. 324 00:24:04,300 --> 00:24:05,298 (Chuckling) 325 00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:08,200 We're three drunk women with assault records. 326 00:24:08,300 --> 00:24:10,300 Shouldn't even be allowed out the county for Christ's sake. 327 00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:12,600 Cone on, let's get out of here. Come on. 328 00:24:17,700 --> 00:24:19,600 What if the kids in pick-up truck saw us? 329 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:21,000 No, no, no. They would've stopped. 330 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:25,200 Look, I think it's just best if we don't say anything, you know. Just get out of here. 331 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:28,000 No, I think nothing is suspicious. 332 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,900 You know, when I was in my dark place, I watched a lot of Law & Order 333 00:24:31,900 --> 00:24:34,200 and I realized that most people get convicted 334 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:35,600 because someone confesses. 335 00:24:35,700 --> 00:24:38,200 So if we keep our mouths shut then we have a chance. 336 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:41,500 - I-- I do not want to go to jail. - Me either. 337 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,700 (Nikki) Yeah, it sucks. 338 00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:47,500 All right, well... good. Deal. Let's get out of here. Then we won't say anything. 339 00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:50,900 Okay, well, let's get our story straight, okay? So you dropped me off at 11, 340 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:54,200 I drove home, I read, and I-I went to bed. 341 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:56,300 I-I took the bus. 342 00:24:56,400 --> 00:25:00,300 No, don't take the bus 'cause the driver's gonna remember someone who looks like you at midnight, so 343 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:03,500 so Stella dropped me off at 11 and then she took you home. 344 00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:04,100 Okay. 345 00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:09,700 All right. All right. Well, I... I gotta stop and get gas. 346 00:25:09,900 --> 00:25:12,200 - Okay, just-- just don't stop anywhere. - Why not? 347 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,590 Because gas stations have cameras and then they'll know what time you were there 348 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,100 and we don't want them to know. 349 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,900 Wow, you are really smart. How do you know this shit? 350 00:25:19,900 --> 00:25:21,300 Law & Order. 351 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,300 I need another... drink. 352 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:31,100 (Alex, narrating) Rick was an accident. We didn't mean it. 353 00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:35,900 But what's done was done. We-- we were better off just keeping out mouths shut. 354 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:37,900 Ohhhhhh! 355 00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:50,400 - Stella. - Yeah, I'm reading it right now. 356 00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:55,450 - And it says, "Probably due to a dimly lit road." Yeah. - (Other phone rings) 357 00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:56,900 Alex, hold on on a second. 358 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,900 ABC Pest. Big or small, we get 'em all. 359 00:26:04,900 --> 00:26:08,400 Uh-huh, all right. All right. Hold on, please. 360 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,400 - Hey, Gary? - Yeah? 361 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:15,600 We got a lady with a possum in a pool. Can you please deal with this? 362 00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:17,500 - Got it. - Thank you. 363 00:26:18,009 --> 00:26:18,712 (Knocking on door) 364 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:21,300 - (Alex) Anyway, I jus-- - (Stella) Come in! 365 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:23,800 (Alex) ...it's just so weird that they would print it. 366 00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:25,998 (Door loudly slams shut) 367 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,700 Alex? I'm gonna call you back. 368 00:26:31,100 --> 00:26:34,100 Heyyy! What's up? 369 00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:37,400 I just came by to tell you I'm leaving town for a while. 370 00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:40,400 Awww! What a bummer. 371 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,300 Is-- Is Rick okay with that? 372 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,800 (Scoffs) Rick's dead. 373 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:51,900 - Whaaat? - There was a car accident... 374 00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:57,900 The police said he must have been drunk 'cause the car went on off the cliff. 375 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:04,500 Uh! Gosh, that's horrible! I'm so sorry. God-- 376 00:27:07,110 --> 00:27:09,400 The police? Found him? 377 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,010 Yeah. 378 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:17,000 They also said that some kids saw an old blue car... parked nearby. 379 00:27:19,100 --> 00:27:20,300 Wow. 380 00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:23,700 Kids and... drugs... 381 00:27:24,900 --> 00:27:27,300 Kids are so messed up nowadays. 382 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,400 - Anyway, um... - (Envelope crinkles) 383 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:34,000 I wanted to give you this. 384 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,900 Yeah, I've been saving up money for when I left him. 385 00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:42,300 I don't need it any more. 386 00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:45,780 I-- 387 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:50,900 - Kim, I-I don't know what's going on-- - Stella, just take the money. 388 00:27:53,700 --> 00:27:56,900 Look, I-I told the cops that I was hanging out with you guys at the bar 389 00:27:56,900 --> 00:28:01,100 before I went to the hospital, so... they're probably gonna come here 390 00:28:01,100 --> 00:28:03,000 and-and confirm my story. 391 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:08,900 - Well, you know-- - You should-- you should get yourself a new car. 392 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:10,300 Quick. 393 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,400 (Solemnly) Oh. 394 00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:21,800 Well, I-I just want you to know that it's not like they way you think it happened-- 395 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,320 I don't wanna know. 396 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,400 Just... take it. 397 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,400 And thank you. 398 00:28:41,100 --> 00:28:42,590 (Door shuts) 399 00:28:43,900 --> 00:28:45,600 You're welcome? 400 00:28:52,110 --> 00:28:54,405 (Buttons beeping) 401 00:28:56,510 --> 00:28:57,905 (Sighs) 402 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:03,400 Alex? Call Nikki. We got to meet. 403 00:29:15,100 --> 00:29:17,700 - (Car door closes) - (Engine starts) 404 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:31,800 Then, she hands me this. $10,000 in a hundred dollar bills. 405 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:36,700 That's $3,333.33 each. 406 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:39,500 Look, we can't keep it. We got to give it back. 407 00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:43,200 No we don't. She wants us to have it. It's like a gift, it's like a baby shower. 408 00:29:43,300 --> 00:29:46,100 Yeah, a gift! A very generous gift. 409 00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,300 By accepting it, we acknowledge that we did it. 410 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:52,300 - Oh yeah. You know, that's not good. - Uh, yeah, but except for we did it! 411 00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:54,700 We didn't do it on purpose. You- you have to give it back. 412 00:29:55,100 --> 00:29:58,000 I can't, I-I don't... I don't even know how to reach her. 413 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,500 Plus, she said she really wanted us to have it. 414 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:04,300 Yeah, think about her, Alex. It's not about you. 415 00:30:05,100 --> 00:30:07,300 He was an asshole, anyway. No one cares! 416 00:30:07,300 --> 00:30:11,700 She's happy he's gone, you know? Besides, uh, we really need the money. 417 00:30:11,700 --> 00:30:13,200 Yeah, I know I do. 418 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:17,200 Okay, we keep it, but we have to do it legally. 419 00:30:17,300 --> 00:30:19,500 We enter it as a receivable from a client. 420 00:30:19,500 --> 00:30:22,800 And then we pay the taxes on it and then we distribute it to ourselves as a salary. 421 00:30:23,090 --> 00:30:24,700 You wanna give the government some of that? 422 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:27,800 Well, Uncle Sam doesn't care how the pie got baked, as long as he gets a piece. 423 00:30:27,900 --> 00:30:29,000 You gotta be kidding me. 424 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,900 And, Stell, you gotta get rid of that car today. 425 00:30:31,100 --> 00:30:34,700 - Yeah, even Kim said that. - Law & Order. 426 00:30:36,300 --> 00:30:37,900 (Alex) Now we wait for the police. 427 00:30:40,010 --> 00:30:41,900 ♪ (Soft office music playing) ♪ 428 00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:53,040 (Dr. McGuire) Very nice. 429 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,900 Okay, that's it, Jeffrey. You can go now. 430 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,600 - Be sure you stay away from that candy. - Thank you, Dr. McGuire. 431 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,300 See ya, kid. 432 00:31:03,700 --> 00:31:04,800 (Clicks off monitor) 433 00:31:07,340 --> 00:31:08,910 (Clears throat) 434 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:12,500 Excuse me. 435 00:31:12,610 --> 00:31:14,500 (Gloves snap) 436 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,700 (Tap water running) 437 00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:22,700 (Suspenseful music) 438 00:31:24,010 --> 00:31:25,400 (High-pitch drill whirring) 439 00:31:25,410 --> 00:31:27,100 Ahhhh! 440 00:31:27,310 --> 00:31:28,810 (Body thuds, suspenseful music ends) 441 00:31:28,910 --> 00:31:30,510 ♪ (Soft office music resumes) ♪ 442 00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:45,900 I'm Detective Burke and this is Detective Gardner. 443 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000 Uh, were you working here last Saturday night? 444 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,600 Yeah, he came in and started slapping her around, 445 00:31:51,100 --> 00:31:53,700 I showed him the ugly stick and his way out the front door. 446 00:31:53,700 --> 00:31:58,000 We went put for a few drinks, and then the asshole shows up, he hits her and then they left. 447 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:01,100 - And that was about 11. - What did you do then? 448 00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:05,500 Stella dropped me off at the office, and then I drove home and went to bed. 449 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:09,400 I, uh, I dropped the girls off and then I drove home 450 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:12,100 and I had a snack and then I went to bed. 451 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:15,300 I took a shower... and went to bed. 452 00:32:17,850 --> 00:32:18,850 What? 453 00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:25,600 Alexandra Case? Austin College, Class of '97? 454 00:32:25,700 --> 00:32:29,100 - Yeah, how do you know that? - Class of '98. 455 00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:30,800 Oh. 456 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,600 Nice to meet you, I guess. 457 00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:37,400 I'm sorry, Detective, but Doctor-Patient Privilege 458 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:40,600 prevents me from discussing anything that's talked about in therapy. 459 00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:44,200 Unless that person confesses their intention to commit a felony such as murder. 460 00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:48,400 I can assure you Kim Clark never discussed killing her husband. 461 00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:51,600 Our records indicate that Mrs. Clark was in mandated therapy 462 00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:53,800 for assaulting her husband with a fork. 463 00:32:54,100 --> 00:32:57,100 Do your records mention the events that led up to that incident? 464 00:33:01,300 --> 00:33:02,400 I didn't think so. 465 00:33:03,100 --> 00:33:07,100 Prior to her arrest, Mr. Clark had beaten her over the head with a cell phone. 466 00:33:07,300 --> 00:33:09,300 He then threatened her with a knife. 467 00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:13,400 So she defended herself with a fork, stabbing him once in the chest. 468 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:16,700 And the Judge decided that is was she that needed anger therapy. 469 00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,300 I think it's pretty ironic, don't you? 470 00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:21,720 Well, I think the bottom line here, ma'am, is that a man is dead. 471 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:25,800 A very violent man who was a spousal abuser and a chronic alcoholic. 472 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,600 So, you think it's okay that he's dead? 473 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:32,200 No, I'm just not surprised. 474 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:36,300 (Alex, narrating) Rick's body had a blood alcohol level of 2.0, 475 00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:37,700 twice the legal limit. 476 00:33:38,300 --> 00:33:42,300 So everyone just thought he lost control of his car. Case closed. 477 00:33:42,890 --> 00:33:43,800 (Knock on door) 478 00:33:43,900 --> 00:33:46,300 (Woman) Hey, Alex, hurry up! The session's about to begin. 479 00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:47,400 Coming! 480 00:33:47,990 --> 00:33:49,010 (Hollow thud) 481 00:33:49,100 --> 00:33:52,100 (Alex, narrating) And that would have been the end of it... if it weren't for Danielle. 482 00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:57,850 So even though I'm surrounded by my household staff... all day long 483 00:33:57,850 --> 00:34:00,900 I just... feel so alone. 484 00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:05,700 Well, usually something triggers these episodes of despair. 485 00:34:06,300 --> 00:34:07,200 (Dr. Press) What happened? 486 00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:10,900 Well, um, I was watching this movie 487 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:16,200 and this man is in a hotel room and wakes up with a hooker in his bed 488 00:34:16,500 --> 00:34:18,100 and she's dead. 489 00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:22,800 And he immediately gets on the phone and calls ten friends. 490 00:34:24,500 --> 00:34:28,400 And... it just got me thinking 491 00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:33,700 that if I woke up with a dead hooker in my bed, 492 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,900 I wouldn't have anyone to call. 493 00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:42,400 (Dr. Press) Thank you for sharing, Marsha. 494 00:34:42,970 --> 00:34:44,120 (Dings) 495 00:34:44,300 --> 00:34:48,000 Oh! Well, um, we're gonna pick up next week on 496 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:52,600 Marsha's feelings of alienation and fears of abandonment. 497 00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:57,700 But, before we end the day, I'd like to introduce a new member to our group. 498 00:34:58,100 --> 00:35:00,500 (Dr. Press) Or better yet, why don't you introduce yourself? 499 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:02,600 Thank you. 500 00:35:03,300 --> 00:35:04,800 Hi, I'm Danielle. 501 00:35:05,300 --> 00:35:08,500 Her husband was this hotshot lawyer and he always cheated on her. 502 00:35:08,900 --> 00:35:12,400 She said the final straw was when she caught him with the Russian facialist 503 00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:15,200 using the certificate that she gave him for Christmas. 504 00:35:15,300 --> 00:35:19,600 She was staring at me. I mean, why was she staring at me? 505 00:35:19,700 --> 00:35:22,500 I know you guys always think that I'm paranoid and stuff-- 506 00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:25,100 - She knows. - Yeah, see, I-- I dunno-- 507 00:35:25,100 --> 00:35:29,100 Hey! Hey! I wondered if I could talk to you a sec. 508 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:33,400 Sure. I mean, we're all friends here. 509 00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:39,800 Listen, my friend Kim, she told me I could talk to you about my problem. 510 00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:41,900 To see if you could take care of it. 511 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:47,900 I'm sorry, but we can't help you. Come on, guys. 512 00:35:47,900 --> 00:35:49,400 You know, I can pay you. 513 00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:59,800 (Nikki) Yeah, he has that "home, a rich white guy" smirk. 514 00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:03,200 You guys, this is wrong. We shouldn't even be talking about this. 515 00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:07,400 Yeah. Yeah, you're right. You're right. 516 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:09,300 - Wha...? - She's right. 517 00:36:09,700 --> 00:36:11,200 (Sharply) What? 518 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,500 (Sighs) Fine. 519 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:17,900 - So you're gonna tell her? - Oh, yeah, I'm gonna tell her. 520 00:36:18,300 --> 00:36:21,400 I should have been suspicious. They gave in way too easy. 521 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,500 But I wanted to put it behind me 522 00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:27,800 because, suddenly, I had other things to think about. 523 00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:53,700 Hey! Excuse me, but the pumpkin pie is mine. 524 00:36:54,900 --> 00:36:56,600 I don't see your name on it. 525 00:36:56,700 --> 00:37:00,700 Well, I-- I put it on the counter. Sir, that pie is mine. 526 00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:02,400 Is there a problem here? 527 00:37:04,700 --> 00:37:07,000 Nope. No problem. 528 00:37:11,100 --> 00:37:14,200 - Officer... Burns? - Burke, Burke. Daniel Burke. 529 00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,600 You didn't have to do that. I was resolving my conflict peacefully. 530 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:19,600 Oh, I'm sorry, I was just tryin' to help. Uh, pumpkin's my favorite. 531 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,100 Thank you. Have a nice day. 532 00:37:25,700 --> 00:37:27,300 Hey! Can I help you with your stuff? 533 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,000 Oh, ah, it's okay, I'm fine. 534 00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,550 Miss Case, I have a confession to make. 535 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:37,300 I thought it was the criminals that make the confessions. 536 00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:39,100 (Nervous chuckle) Yeah. 537 00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,100 Well, in this case, it's the good guy. 538 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:45,300 Um, well, you-- you wouldn't know this, but 539 00:37:45,303 --> 00:37:49,400 in... in college I had a terrible crush on you. 540 00:37:51,300 --> 00:37:54,300 Well, since you have your dessert, why don't you let me buy your dinner? 541 00:37:55,800 --> 00:38:00,800 Umm, I don't think that-- that's a good idea. 542 00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:03,200 Oh, okay. 543 00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:06,600 I mean, it's not for you, you seem really nice... and cute. 544 00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:10,300 Um, I jus-- I just got out of this long thing with this big jerk, and 545 00:38:10,300 --> 00:38:12,800 I just have, uh, a lot of issues. 546 00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:16,100 It's just dinner, um. 547 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:18,800 It's never just dinner. 468.5 548 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,400 Hmm. Um. 549 00:38:28,500 --> 00:38:29,600 - Are you married? - No. 550 00:38:29,750 --> 00:38:31,400 - Engaged? - No. 551 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,500 Okay, I just want to be clear, so there's no confusion later, 552 00:38:33,500 --> 00:38:36,000 is there anyone who would object to you asking a single woman out 553 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,000 in the fruit and vegetable and pie section of the supermarket? 554 00:38:40,300 --> 00:38:43,400 Oh, you're-- you're interrogating me now, that's-- 555 00:38:43,700 --> 00:38:45,900 Bad answer, but thanks for playing. 556 00:38:46,100 --> 00:38:49,200 Wait, wait, I'm sorry, the... the answer is no. 557 00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:53,700 There's no one out there that would be, um, angry 558 00:38:53,700 --> 00:38:55,500 that I, uh, whatever-- 559 00:38:57,700 --> 00:39:01,700 whatever it was you said, no. No. 560 00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:04,900 So? 561 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,700 - (Alex laughs) - Christ! 562 00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:15,400 (Stella) This guy is such a tool. 563 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,500 Okay, well, calm down, we can figure this out. 564 00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:20,400 No, I'm not gonna calm down! He calls this a payment plan? 565 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:21,800 He's gonna put me out of business. 566 00:39:21,900 --> 00:39:24,750 Well this makes no sense, He wants everything in 90 days? 567 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:26,900 I know, I mean, I don't have that kind of money. 568 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000 Gosh, why don't you go out and have dinner with him? 569 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,900 Or, or ss-- I wish you'd slept with him. 570 00:39:34,100 --> 00:39:36,083 Come on, be a whore for a friend. 571 00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:38,300 I know, I know, but-- 572 00:39:39,300 --> 00:39:40,902 Shit! (Door slams) 573 00:39:41,300 --> 00:39:42,000 Hey! 574 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,100 - Hey! - What are you doing here? 575 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:45,770 I work here now. 576 00:39:47,010 --> 00:39:48,410 The dentist fired me. 577 00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:50,910 Accident with the drill. 578 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:54,400 He lived. 579 00:39:54,900 --> 00:39:56,300 So you're an exterminator now? 580 00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,300 God, no, I'd never kill an animal. 581 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:02,400 She's just in here doing some stuff for me around the office. 582 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,500 We're expanding. 583 00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:07,600 Nikki, don't bore her with all this stuff. I don't think we're gonna be expanding anyway 584 00:40:07,700 --> 00:40:09,600 'cause that guy's taking all my money. 585 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:17,000 So? How's your life going? 586 00:40:19,100 --> 00:40:23,000 (Alex, narrating) Stella suggested an herbal seance for full karmic cleansing. 587 00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,100 Then Marsha got me an interview 588 00:40:26,100 --> 00:40:28,400 at her cousin's husband's accounting firm. 589 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:35,920 And my dinner date turned out to be funny and charming and smart and 590 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:40,600 - he has a job. (Laughs) - (All) Whooo! (Applause) 591 00:40:40,900 --> 00:40:42,000 What does he do? 592 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:45,000 He's, um, a-- 593 00:40:45,300 --> 00:40:48,100 (Alex) Since therapy is all about being honest, 594 00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:51,420 I really should have said, "He's the detective who's investigating 595 00:40:51,420 --> 00:40:53,200 the death of Kim's husband 596 00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:57,900 which Stella, Nikki and I did by the way." But, what I said was... 597 00:40:58,200 --> 00:40:59,200 Postman. 598 00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:03,400 - A postman! Great! - (Applause) 599 00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:07,800 (Alex, narrating) I did feel guilty about lying, but with my track record with decent men, 600 00:41:08,100 --> 00:41:12,000 I figured we'd be broken up in a week, so, why bring it up? 601 00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:14,200 So when's your big date? 602 00:41:14,300 --> 00:41:16,300 Oh, um, I wanted to talk to you about that later. 603 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,400 Just one more second! 604 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,400 (Whispering) Okay, so I preheated the oven. 605 00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:24,210 No, the eggplant appetizer needs to be served cold. 606 00:41:24,900 --> 00:41:27,600 Yeah, definitely. Yeah, it always tastes better. 607 00:41:27,750 --> 00:41:32,700 But, the chicken, the chicken, you wanna take a little bit of brown sugar and sprinkle it on 'im. 608 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:37,010 And then, uh, then put it it the oven for about 25 minutes at 350. 609 00:41:37,300 --> 00:41:41,100 Yeah. No, he's gonna love it. All men like that. 610 00:41:42,300 --> 00:41:46,000 No, I'm proud of you. I think you're doin' a good job. 611 00:41:46,500 --> 00:41:47,400 Psst! 612 00:41:48,700 --> 00:41:51,690 Oh, yeah, and, uh... (Mouths) (No, bigger!) 613 00:41:51,700 --> 00:41:54,800 I need, um, actually... 614 00:41:56,100 --> 00:41:59,100 You know, I want to ask you, this doesn't look like chicken parmesana. 615 00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:03,800 No, see, I didn't have mozzarella at all. So, I made a baked chicken 616 00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:06,200 with an onion glazé. 617 00:42:06,300 --> 00:42:08,500 Yeah. And it worked. 618 00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:11,900 (Stella) Yup. Psst! Psst! 619 00:42:12,700 --> 00:42:14,200 (Mouths) (Tape.) 620 00:42:16,100 --> 00:42:18,800 (Stella) I have total faith in you. 621 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:24,100 And I... absolutely. No, I think you're doing great. 622 00:42:24,300 --> 00:42:27,920 And, uh, I hope you got a centerpiece. (Very softly) Two! 623 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:31,400 (Stella) Well, I don't know, I like green apples in a vase 624 00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:32,796 and then just fill it with water. 625 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,800 Well, maybe, uh, next time. 626 00:42:35,700 --> 00:42:40,800 Okay, I'm... done! What are you guys doing tonight? 627 00:42:40,900 --> 00:42:44,400 Nothing. Now, on to the Crème Brûlée. 628 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,800 They're so cute. 629 00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:50,100 So you keep the blowtorch on low. 630 00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:57,800 And then what you do is, you just slowww-ly, slowly fire it up so you don't burn the skin on top. 631 00:42:59,100 --> 00:43:01,700 Okay. Okay, blowtorch on low. 632 00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:03,000 And that's about it. 633 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:09,300 Ohhh! Look! 634 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,200 Love that. 635 00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:14,900 Thank you so much. I'll call you tomorrow. 636 00:43:15,100 --> 00:43:19,400 (T.V.) This is just in to us. An attorney from Houston has turned up dead in East Austin. 637 00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:23,600 The body of private malpractice attorney Steven Cantor was found lying in an alley 638 00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:27,000 behind the night club Chaos around 3 in the morning. 639 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:30,400 Sources tell us Cantor was bludgeoned to death with a golf club. 640 00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:34,000 The police believe it was a robbery gone bad. Cantor's wallet and watch are missing. 641 00:43:34,100 --> 00:43:36,900 Cantor's wife, Danielle, has been unavailable for comment. 642 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,400 Word is that she was vacationing in Aruba with sons Jer... 643 00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:43,300 - Something smells good. - (T.V.) ...at the time of the attack... 644 00:43:44,500 --> 00:43:46,400 (Alex, narrating) I told myself it was all a coincidence. 645 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:50,500 The papers said Cantor was high on ecstasy and Viagra. 646 00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:52,700 He was definitely out looking for trouble. 647 00:43:52,900 --> 00:43:54,700 Maybe... he found it. 648 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,500 Either way, it was none of my business. 649 00:43:58,500 --> 00:44:00,500 You are an amazing cook. 650 00:44:00,700 --> 00:44:02,900 - It was nothing. - ♪ It's no big thing ♪ 651 00:44:03,020 --> 00:44:06,100 ♪ Well I'm glad to hear that ♪ 652 00:44:06,300 --> 00:44:09,420 ♪ It's so easy for you ♪ 653 00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:14,040 ♪ I'm running in place, heading for nowhere ♪ 654 00:44:14,210 --> 00:44:15,900 ♪ Sun in the sky ♪ 655 00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:18,300 - ♪ And I can't hide for ♪ - (All counting down from 10) 656 00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:19,800 ♪ Tears on my face ♪ 657 00:44:19,990 --> 00:44:24,340 ♪ I know that in some of my state of this day... ♪ 658 00:44:22,290 --> 00:44:24,380 (All) ...two, one! 659 00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:26,904 (All) Happy New Year!! (Cheers) 660 00:44:30,432 --> 00:44:32,604 (Song fades out) 661 00:44:36,100 --> 00:44:37,400 (Stella) You know, my girdle is so tight, 662 00:44:37,401 --> 00:44:39,400 it's making me breathe differently. 663 00:44:39,700 --> 00:44:42,700 - (Nikki, sarcasticly) Hm. That's a bonus. - (Cell phone rings) 664 00:44:42,802 --> 00:44:43,810 Oh my God, it's Alex! 665 00:44:45,100 --> 00:44:48,300 Hey, Alex! I'm gonna put you on speaker phone. 666 00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:53,150 - (Alex) Where are you? - We're at the mall. 667 00:44:53,300 --> 00:44:56,100 Well, damn, I need some things from there. Why didn't you tell me? 668 00:44:56,300 --> 00:44:59,400 Mm, it was a last minute thing, Al. Sorry. 669 00:44:59,700 --> 00:45:01,400 What time you guys getting here? 670 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:07,200 We'll be there soon, Alex. Real soon. We just have one thing we have to do first. 671 00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:09,140 (Car alarm chirps) 672 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,190 - Alex, we gotta go. - Oh, wait! While you're there, can you-- 673 00:45:14,490 --> 00:45:16,100 (Taser buzzing) 674 00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:17,180 Ready? 675 00:45:17,700 --> 00:45:18,690 Let's roll. 676 00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:29,001 (Stiletto footsteps clacking loudly in background) 677 00:45:31,090 --> 00:45:32,400 (Footsteps stop) 678 00:45:34,190 --> 00:45:37,100 (Footsteps resume, approaching more quickly) 679 00:45:37,890 --> 00:45:39,300 (Footsteps running) 680 00:45:40,590 --> 00:45:42,100 - (Taser buzzing) - Ahhh! 681 00:45:42,190 --> 00:45:45,100 (In agony, echoing) Gahhhahaha! 682 00:46:00,100 --> 00:46:02,400 - (Cameraman) They came over? - Yes. 683 00:46:03,100 --> 00:46:05,880 You didn't notice the blood on her shirt? 684 00:46:06,100 --> 00:46:07,500 She said it was ketchup. 685 00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:11,570 And you believed her? 686 00:46:13,102 --> 00:46:15,000 I'm not a suspicious person. 687 00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:18,600 But then there was Saint Patrick's Day. 688 00:46:18,620 --> 00:46:20,600 ♪ (Irish folk music playing) ♪ 689 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,800 (Alex, narrating) We were all out celebrating early. 690 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,000 You know, singing, drinking... 691 00:46:27,100 --> 00:46:30,400 ...a transvestite where it's... a guy going into a girl 692 00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:33,600 or it's a girl going in-- transgenderous thing but it's... 693 00:46:33,700 --> 00:46:36,710 You can- You can rent him for the evenin'. He comes to your house 694 00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:39,400 and he, uh, he gives you blowjob lessons. 695 00:46:40,300 --> 00:46:41,600 No way. 696 00:46:41,700 --> 00:46:43,700 And I thought it would be great for a party, or, like, for-- 697 00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:48,100 we could- would could rent him for one of you. Marsha, he certainly, well, probably needs help. 698 00:46:48,110 --> 00:46:49,800 (All laugh) 699 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,700 Yeah... I'm Catholic. 700 00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:55,400 I know, but guys won't pay for something like that. 701 00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:58,200 Oh, niiice! Oh! 702 00:46:58,300 --> 00:47:02,500 - I mean, like, we'll make the investment. - (Marsha) Yeah, yup. That's true. 703 00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:04,700 I'm joking. 704 00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:06,723 (Bar patrons chattering) 705 00:47:08,290 --> 00:47:09,300 (Slap) 706 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000 Oh my God, that guy just groped me. 707 00:47:16,100 --> 00:47:18,000 - What? Where? - What do you mean? 708 00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:20,800 - That guy over there. - Which guy? That guy? 709 00:47:21,998 --> 00:47:23,200 (Alex) Look-Look what he's doing. 710 00:47:23,998 --> 00:47:25,400 You gotta to be kidding me. 711 00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:29,500 This is the best. I love it! I'm sorry. 712 00:47:29,700 --> 00:47:33,000 Why does he think it's okay to get drunk and to do that? 713 00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:34,600 - (Slap) - (Laughs) 714 00:47:34,700 --> 00:47:36,900 - (Stella) I don't know. - It's not. 715 00:47:37,900 --> 00:47:40,700 - Uh-oh. Here goes crazy. - (Nikki) Shut up. 716 00:47:41,300 --> 00:47:44,000 Dude, dude, dude, dude! Come on. Come on! 717 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:45,300 What's she gonna do? 718 00:47:45,300 --> 00:47:47,300 I'm sorry, baby, hold on. 719 00:47:48,300 --> 00:47:49,320 What's up, mama? 720 00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:53,800 Hmm. Thank you. Oh, you're so cute. Haha! He's so cute! 721 00:47:58,300 --> 00:48:00,490 (Stella) Marsha, where do we go to hock our jewelry? 722 00:48:00,500 --> 00:48:05,000 - Wow! - Oh! I mean, just give me enough time... 723 00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:07,600 Enough time and it's gonna be real somethin'. 724 00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:09,700 Yeah, well, it would be best to use the state people. 725 00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:14,800 It's like water in your hands. They melt every mother fuckin' time. 726 00:48:15,700 --> 00:48:18,200 (Rude patron) Babies, how beautiful. I love you. 727 00:48:19,020 --> 00:48:24,500 - Thanks for the light, Hun. - Oh, mama, you got it. Ohh! Baby Jesus! 728 00:48:24,900 --> 00:48:26,900 (Nikki) Play it cool. Play it cool. 729 00:48:26,900 --> 00:48:29,200 - (Stella) Alright, you know what? Marsha, you-- - I-I-- 730 00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:30,890 Oh my God, we have to get out of here. 731 00:48:30,900 --> 00:48:33,000 - Sit down! I'm gonna enjoy this. - (Alex) Yeah, yeah, yeah. 732 00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:36,200 Hey, dude! Dude! You're on fire! 733 00:48:37,500 --> 00:48:39,300 Oh shit! I'm gonna miss it! 734 00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:41,300 (Patrons exclaiming) 735 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:45,016 - It's getting good! - (Patron) Call the fire department. Quick! Quick! 736 00:48:45,300 --> 00:48:46,516 (Screaming) 737 00:48:46,700 --> 00:48:48,003 (Patron #2) What a waste of beer! 738 00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:50,500 Silent Revolution, Al. 739 00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:54,000 You know that guy could have really been hurt? 740 00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:57,000 So what? He was an asshole. 741 00:48:58,300 --> 00:49:02,000 You know, the city is full of assholes. You can't go around setting them all on fire. 742 00:49:02,700 --> 00:49:03,700 Why not? 743 00:49:11,100 --> 00:49:12,100 Why not? 744 00:49:17,100 --> 00:49:18,300 (Scoffs) 745 00:49:22,915 --> 00:49:24,331 (Screams in disgust) 746 00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:27,600 (Sharply) What?! 747 00:49:40,202 --> 00:49:42,400 (Siren begins blaring) 748 00:49:50,115 --> 00:49:51,600 (Siren fading) 749 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,000 ...asshole. 750 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:22,000 You know, the city is full of assholes. You can't go around setting them all on fire. 751 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,000 Why not? 752 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,300 (Nikki, on camera) Why not? 753 00:51:03,505 --> 00:51:04,830 (Ominous music) 754 00:51:28,100 --> 00:51:32,600 ...and there was six of us, all girls. Hm! Poor father, God rest his soul. 755 00:51:32,700 --> 00:51:35,700 And, you know, he worked for the electric company and my mom was a housewife 756 00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:38,800 and so we never had any money. And I'm the fourth of six 757 00:51:38,900 --> 00:51:41,300 so, forget about having anything new. 758 00:51:41,500 --> 00:51:44,700 Which normally, you know, doesn't really bother me, but... 759 00:51:45,900 --> 00:51:50,400 This one time, this is one time, I saw this dress in the window of Dress Barn 760 00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,400 and I wanted to wear it to my Junior prom. 761 00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:55,200 God, I begged my mother. 762 00:51:55,700 --> 00:51:57,000 God, I begged her. 763 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:02,800 Mm. But... then my sister Mary Beth goes and breaks her arm. (Scoffs) 764 00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:05,700 So there goes the money for the dress, you know. 765 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:10,110 And I'm at school the next day, bitchin' about Mary Beth and then 766 00:52:10,500 --> 00:52:13,600 Bo Turner tells me he'll pay me fifty bucks 767 00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:16,400 if I have sex with his older brother. 768 00:52:17,900 --> 00:52:18,800 I mean, 769 00:52:18,900 --> 00:52:19,900 You'll pay me? 770 00:52:19,900 --> 00:52:26,400 These days you might say... Michael was, I dunno, mentally challenged. 771 00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:29,510 Back in the day, we just called him a retard. 772 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:33,000 So I go over there after school and I do it, no big deal 773 00:52:33,100 --> 00:52:37,000 and I go find Bo to get my money. And the loser refuses to pay me. 774 00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:40,150 I mean, I didn't actually think you'd go through with it. (Laughs) 775 00:52:40,500 --> 00:52:43,300 So I'm, like, "You better pay me." And he's, like, "No, I didn't think you'd do it." 776 00:52:43,300 --> 00:52:45,940 And I'm like, "Well, I did it, so pay me." 777 00:52:46,300 --> 00:52:47,600 And then he's, like, "No." 778 00:52:47,700 --> 00:52:52,000 So finally, I tell him, "Pay me or I'm gonna tell the Reverend and your mother 779 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,000 what you asked me to do." You better find it. 780 00:52:54,100 --> 00:52:55,500 And he don't think I'm gonna do it. 781 00:52:55,500 --> 00:53:00,150 And I'm like, look, I already had sex with him. The worst part's over. Like, what do I have to lose? 782 00:53:01,300 --> 00:53:05,300 He pays me the money, I go straight to Dress Barn, I buy the dress 783 00:53:05,300 --> 00:53:06,900 and they vote me Prom Queen. 784 00:53:08,690 --> 00:53:10,400 (Nikki) Love that dress. 785 00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:12,800 I still have it. 786 00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:17,100 So what about any of you? 787 00:53:17,105 --> 00:53:19,892 Anyone else here ever fuck a retard for a dress? 788 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:25,900 Um... Once I let my husband 789 00:53:25,900 --> 00:53:28,300 put his penis in my anus for a Cartier necklace. 790 00:53:31,300 --> 00:53:32,400 Does that count? 791 00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:35,900 Yeah. 792 00:53:38,103 --> 00:53:39,952 (Applause) 793 00:53:42,900 --> 00:53:46,600 Hey, what are you doing home? I thought Tuesday was your night out with the girls. 794 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,900 - We had a fight. - About what? 795 00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:53,700 Nothing. 796 00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:56,900 You know, I'm sure it's gonna be fine. Um, how's work? 797 00:53:56,900 --> 00:53:58,500 - It's busy. - Oh really? Okay. 798 00:53:58,500 --> 00:54:03,500 - Dan, we gotta move. - Al, I gotta go, I'll call you tomorrow, okay? 799 00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:05,600 - Love you. Bye. - Love you. 800 00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:07,800 (Sucks teeth, snaps phone shut) 801 00:54:08,110 --> 00:54:09,500 (Sighs in slight disgust) 802 00:54:12,300 --> 00:54:14,600 (Alex, narrating) You can't tell your cop boyfriend that 803 00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:18,100 your pals like to set drunken frat boys on fire. 804 00:54:21,620 --> 00:54:23,003 (Sighs) 805 00:54:25,020 --> 00:54:26,803 (Solemn music) 806 00:54:50,570 --> 00:54:52,103 (Knocking) 807 00:54:54,430 --> 00:54:56,303 (Heavy deadbolt unlocks, door opens) 808 00:54:56,900 --> 00:54:58,500 - Oh, hey. Alex! - Hey. 809 00:54:58,520 --> 00:55:00,000 Hey! What are you doing here? 810 00:55:00,100 --> 00:55:02,200 Oh, I just-- Is Nikki here? 811 00:55:03,500 --> 00:55:04,900 Yeah... 812 00:55:05,500 --> 00:55:06,300 Yeah. 813 00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:07,800 Hey, Nikki! 814 00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:10,800 (Grunting) 684.7 815 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:13,000 (Stella) How you doing in there? 816 00:55:13,300 --> 00:55:14,300 (Nikki) Yeah? 817 00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:17,900 - Uh, guess what? Alex is here. - (Nikki) Huh? 818 00:55:18,700 --> 00:55:20,300 - Alex. - Hold on! 819 00:55:20,700 --> 00:55:22,300 (Thud) 820 00:55:24,300 --> 00:55:29,600 Why don't you... come on in? Uh... Nikki's just, uh, finishing up some work. 821 00:55:30,370 --> 00:55:31,900 Cool. Thanks. 822 00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:35,600 - (Stella) Hey, Nikki! - (Nikki) Here we are! 823 00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:39,010 Hey. 824 00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:41,600 Hey! 825 00:55:41,700 --> 00:55:43,100 Cool outfit. 826 00:55:43,810 --> 00:55:45,556 Thanks, thanks. Heh. 827 00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:50,800 Look, um... I'm sorry about last week. I think... I think I overreacted. 828 00:55:51,780 --> 00:55:53,500 No, it-it wasn't your fault. 829 00:55:54,003 --> 00:55:55,200 I mean... 830 00:55:55,900 --> 00:56:01,600 It was me, you know. And then-- Still not- still not using my words, you know. 831 00:56:03,900 --> 00:56:04,800 Forgive me. 832 00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:10,050 - Of course. I just... really missed you guys. - (Stella) Aww! And we missed you! 833 00:56:10,150 --> 00:56:11,195 (Laughter) 834 00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:13,200 (Stella) We did. 835 00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:15,100 (Stella) Talk about perfect timing. 836 00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:16,200 - What? - (Nikki) Yeah. 837 00:56:16,300 --> 00:56:20,300 - Here, it says it's "Special Delivery"... from the postman. - Thank you. 838 00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:21,800 You guys are the best. 839 00:56:25,705 --> 00:56:27,305 (Low, indistinct chatter) 840 00:56:32,870 --> 00:56:34,600 Hi, is Detective Burke here? 841 00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:36,300 Thank you. 842 00:56:36,380 --> 00:56:38,300 (Siren wailing down outside) 843 00:56:45,310 --> 00:56:47,000 (Knocking) 844 00:56:48,990 --> 00:56:50,500 (No audio) 845 00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,500 (Burke) Uh, guys, let's take five. 846 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,500 (Indistinct chatter) 847 00:57:06,500 --> 00:57:07,850 (Burke, softly) Get in here. 848 00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:11,100 - (Alex) I'm sorry. - Don't worry about it, they're just jealous. 849 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:14,500 Wow, what is that? 850 00:57:15,810 --> 00:57:17,485 Ah, city homicides. 851 00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:21,600 Are all these pins dead people? 852 00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:24,800 Ah, yeah, specifically males, 25 to 55. 853 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:27,700 Oh, and what are the different colors? 854 00:57:29,900 --> 00:57:34,800 Well. The red are violent crimes. You know, stabbings, shootings, fires, that kind of thing. 855 00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:36,500 He had this accident with a drill, you know. 856 00:57:36,500 --> 00:57:39,920 Yellow are less violent, you know. Like vehicular accidents... cars, bikes. 857 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:40,700 I lied. 858 00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:45,700 (Alex) What are the white? 859 00:57:45,900 --> 00:57:48,000 Digestives. You know, poisonings? 860 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,850 - Mostly arsenic. - (Softly) Arsenic. 861 00:57:50,900 --> 00:57:52,100 Yeah. Strange, huh? 862 00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:55,100 Hey, I'm gonna go heat this up. 863 00:57:58,300 --> 00:58:00,300 (Ominous music playing) 864 00:58:09,810 --> 00:58:12,408 (Dr. Press speaking low, indistinctly) 865 00:58:25,300 --> 00:58:27,400 (Dr. Press) Oh. How fas was that session? 866 00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:33,700 All right. Well... hold on to your problems and I'll see you all next week. 867 00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:36,200 - And then it was kind of fun. - (Softly) I don't know. 868 00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:38,700 Hey! We're all going to the dive bar, right? 869 00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:40,900 I think I'm just gonna go home. 870 00:58:41,300 --> 00:58:45,100 Oh, come on! We're going to McNasty's. You know. 871 00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:49,200 Well, I really have to catch up on my sleep, so, um, see you guys later. 872 00:58:50,100 --> 00:58:52,800 Uh! Really? 873 00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:56,800 Should we follow her? 874 00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:03,700 ...and I have a confession to make. You know, this, uh, pumpkin pie, when I say I love it so much, 875 00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:07,200 I really, really, really love key lime pie. Do you like key lime pie? I lov-- 876 00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:12,200 My mom used to do make it this, this way and she put the crust on it with it. It just... 877 00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:16,500 Amazing. For really good behavior 878 00:59:16,500 --> 00:59:18,200 she'd reward us with key lime pie. 879 00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:22,400 For just moderate behavior, she'd reward us with pecan pie. 880 00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:27,700 And, um... Is everything okay? I-I feel like there's something on your mind. 881 00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:30,000 No, I'm fine. 882 00:59:31,900 --> 00:59:33,000 What's the matter? 883 00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:40,200 What if you found out that a friend of yours was doing something wrong? 884 00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:44,500 Something really, really bad. What would you do? 885 00:59:47,300 --> 00:59:48,910 If you're really her friend... 886 00:59:50,300 --> 00:59:52,110 I think you try to get her to stop. 887 01:00:07,700 --> 01:00:09,650 (Tires squeal, engine revs) 888 01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:14,050 (Tires squealing around corner) 889 01:00:14,100 --> 01:00:17,650 - Alex? - I thought I saw a friend. (Laughs nervously) 890 01:00:27,100 --> 01:00:30,100 - (Sudden screeching noise) - (Panting) 891 01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:42,000 (Screams) 892 01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:44,900 (Both laughing) 893 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,100 (Alex) Who are you? 894 01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:49,020 Oh, Alex, I'm pretty sure you know who we are. 895 01:00:49,100 --> 01:00:54,300 We've been waiting for you, Alex. And now that you're here, it's time for you to answer some questions. 896 01:00:54,500 --> 01:00:58,800 Like, for instance, what in the hell is going on? 897 01:01:00,100 --> 01:01:02,100 I don't know what you're talking about. 898 01:01:02,100 --> 01:01:05,800 We've been sitting up in Heaven laughing about how you girls just pretend-- 899 01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:08,000 Oh, come on! You guys are in Heaven? 900 01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:11,100 Hey! We're some damn good guys. 901 01:01:11,300 --> 01:01:15,600 Oh, that's not what I heard. I mean, I don't think anyone misses you. You guys are jerks. 902 01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:19,550 - Hey, hey! Our mommies miss us. A lot. - Yeah. 903 01:01:19,550 --> 01:01:23,200 Well, I don't think that counts cause I'm sure that Ted Bundy's mom misses him. 904 01:01:24,250 --> 01:01:28,100 I never killed anyone, unlike certain people... in this room. 905 01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:32,500 All right, well I understand why you're haunting me, but what are you doing here? 906 01:01:32,500 --> 01:01:35,100 Jesus, she still doesn't get it. 907 01:01:35,300 --> 01:01:38,930 We would not be here unless you... let us in. 908 01:01:39,900 --> 01:01:41,100 Why would I do that? 909 01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:43,400 Because you know what's going on, Alex. 910 01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:48,000 You know what they're doin'. You know what they're doin' and it's your job to stop it. 911 01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:50,700 I don't wannna talk about it. 912 01:01:53,900 --> 01:01:55,800 - (Rick) Come on, Alex. - Wake up, Alex! 913 01:01:56,700 --> 01:02:02,200 - Al-ex. - Wake up, Alex. (Echoing) Wake up, wake up, wake up... 914 01:02:02,300 --> 01:02:08,200 Hey, Alex. Alex, wake up. Alex! Alex, wake up! 915 01:02:08,900 --> 01:02:10,200 - Ahh! - Jesus! 916 01:02:14,190 --> 01:02:16,100 - Uh uh uh! - "Postman", huh? 917 01:02:16,500 --> 01:02:18,900 - I'm sorry about that. - We trusted you, Alex. 918 01:02:18,900 --> 01:02:22,100 - Yeah, we thought you were our friend. - Well, I'm still your friend. 919 01:02:22,100 --> 01:02:23,190 Then why didn't you say anything? 920 01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:25,900 Yeah, I wasted a whole Bray's rack of lamb on you, too. 921 01:02:25,900 --> 01:02:28,500 Well, I didn't tell you because I didn't think it was gonna work out. 922 01:02:28,500 --> 01:02:31,700 - What did you tell him about us? - Nothing, I would never tell him about Rick. 923 01:02:31,700 --> 01:02:33,500 I was the one driving, remember? 924 01:02:35,700 --> 01:02:37,600 - Ah. - What's going on here? 925 01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:40,000 We woke up with a dead hooker in our bed 926 01:02:40,050 --> 01:02:42,000 and we don't have anyone else to call. 927 01:02:42,900 --> 01:02:45,700 So you guys ain't gonna... hurt me? 928 01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:50,600 Alex... my God, you gotta stop watching those cop shows. 929 01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:52,100 They're making you weird. 930 01:02:53,300 --> 01:02:56,400 No... We only want you to be happy. 931 01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:57,900 It's just... 932 01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:00,400 I've got some big shit going down. 933 01:03:01,070 --> 01:03:01,800 (Alex) What? 934 01:03:03,700 --> 01:03:05,700 I'm being audited and I need your help. 935 01:03:07,700 --> 01:03:10,500 So why don't you just pay Uncle Sam what he's owed and be done with it? 936 01:03:11,100 --> 01:03:14,100 - Uh. - It's a little more complicated than that. 937 01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:19,200 Yeah. We had a little side business going. 938 01:03:19,500 --> 01:03:21,500 Well, what kind of side business? 939 01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:25,000 Well, it was... pest removal. 940 01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:27,670 Four-legged or... two? 941 01:03:30,500 --> 01:03:32,200 Do you mind if I take a shot? 942 01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:39,800 (Laughingly sighs) No shit, huh? Really? A whole bulletin board! 943 01:03:40,700 --> 01:03:43,000 You guys, I don't understand how you could do this. 944 01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:48,100 We're sick, Alex. 945 01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:50,000 You know that. 946 01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:52,900 - We have issues. - (Nikki) Yeah, you know. 947 01:03:52,900 --> 01:03:55,300 We can't really help it. These guys were assholes. 948 01:03:55,300 --> 01:03:57,900 We only did it to the guys that deserved it. 949 01:03:58,300 --> 01:04:01,100 - We actually turned a lot of women down. - Yeah. 950 01:04:01,700 --> 01:04:04,000 I gotta know, do you think the police are onto us? 951 01:04:04,100 --> 01:04:09,580 Well, I don't think so, but they might be soon. You guys gotta stop doing this right away. 952 01:04:09,660 --> 01:04:14,500 I know! We will. We will. 953 01:04:16,100 --> 01:04:17,430 Alright, we will, but... 954 01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:23,400 It's just this... damn I.R.S. guy, you know. He's a problem. 955 01:04:23,900 --> 01:04:25,100 This is where you come in. 956 01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:29,300 I have this whole money mess thing happening and I need you to straighten it out before Tuesday. 957 01:04:29,350 --> 01:04:31,400 Well, I don't get it. Why is money is a problem? 958 01:04:32,300 --> 01:04:34,900 - I did what you did. - You put it through the company? 959 01:04:34,900 --> 01:04:36,600 I didn't wanna break the law. 960 01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:41,800 I mean, you're the one who said, that, you know, how Uncle Sam didn't care how the pie gets made, as long as he gets a piece. 961 01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:44,650 Well, how big... is the pie? 962 01:04:44,700 --> 01:04:46,000 It's pretty big. 963 01:04:58,600 --> 01:04:59,700 Even I'm not that good. 964 01:05:00,100 --> 01:05:04,600 - Oh, come on, Alex, we need your help. - Alex, please. 965 01:05:04,700 --> 01:05:09,800 Oh, come on. Really, Alex? We... we need you. 966 01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:15,000 (Alex, narrating) That's what every fixer loves to hear. That someone needs them. 967 01:05:15,700 --> 01:05:20,800 I wasn't doing anything wrong. I was... just doing my job. ABC was my client. 968 01:05:20,900 --> 01:05:27,070 I was like Switzerland or the military. "Don't ask, don't tell." Right? 969 01:05:28,700 --> 01:05:31,000 How did you guys come up with the idea to use arsenic? 970 01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:33,900 (Alex) They saw on T.V. 971 01:05:33,900 --> 01:05:37,200 Oh yeah, but this one is an old classic. It's called Arsenic and Old Lace. 972 01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:39,900 You know, Cary Grant... 973 01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:44,250 I mean, jus' no one's better than Cary Grant. If I was gonna build a man, I'd build him. 974 01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:50,900 I just love that they kill him with arsenic, you know. Put him in the window seat. It's great. 975 01:05:59,600 --> 01:06:01,900 Oh! I think she just douched with patchouli. 976 01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:10,200 Oh, wait.. You-- this... this is it. It looks like enough? 977 01:06:10,300 --> 01:06:11,300 No, way more. 978 01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:21,600 Hi. 979 01:06:22,300 --> 01:06:23,180 Hello. 980 01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:25,100 - (Harmony) Hi. - Hi. 981 01:06:25,500 --> 01:06:26,900 Hi, Harmony. 982 01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:30,100 Um, I was just wondering how much this is. 983 01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:34,800 - It's, uh, eighty-four fifty a pound. - Oh. 984 01:06:35,500 --> 01:06:39,300 - Arsenic, huh? - Yeah, yeah, I actually need it for my work. 985 01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:41,400 (Harmony) Oh. 986 01:06:41,900 --> 01:06:43,700 We're exterminators. 987 01:06:44,900 --> 01:06:46,700 Ah. Ha. 988 01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:49,900 Don't you guys use, uh, chemicals for that? 989 01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:54,600 No, actually, uh... you know, with everyone going green now, 990 01:06:54,600 --> 01:06:57,900 uh, we came up with a more holistic approach. 991 01:06:58,400 --> 01:07:02,200 Just because you're gonna kill something, doesn't mean you hafta harm the environment. 992 01:07:02,900 --> 01:07:03,940 Yeah. 993 01:07:04,900 --> 01:07:06,000 I see. 994 01:07:06,005 --> 01:07:10,200 Well, um, how much of this stuff would I need to kill a rat? 995 01:07:12,300 --> 01:07:17,000 - 'Bout... that much... right here. - Oh. 996 01:07:17,300 --> 01:07:18,850 What about a horse? 997 01:07:20,500 --> 01:07:23,100 Mmm... like, two of those. 998 01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:27,400 Could we-- do you have any in back? We need enough to kill a whole herd of horses. 999 01:07:28,500 --> 01:07:30,900 You know, actually, water's the problem. 1000 01:07:31,100 --> 01:07:34,800 You know, because you got to get them to drink a lot of it or else it doesn't work. 1001 01:07:34,900 --> 01:07:38,900 So liquor, wine... (snaps fingers) No problemo. 1002 01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:41,600 - It was that easy? - (Nikki) Yup! 1003 01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:44,150 And then, you know, word got out and pfff! 1004 01:07:44,700 --> 01:07:47,150 You won't believe how many unhappy women there are in this world. 1005 01:07:47,210 --> 01:07:49,900 And no court of law is ever gonna give them justice. 1006 01:07:50,300 --> 01:07:52,700 Well, didn't it ever occur to you guys that you could be caught? 1007 01:07:52,990 --> 01:07:54,900 You know, the Lakota Indians... 1008 01:07:55,490 --> 01:07:58,600 they believe that when you've made a decision, you know, 1009 01:07:58,680 --> 01:08:01,180 and you've... really committed to something, 1010 01:08:01,600 --> 01:08:05,900 that the whole universe aligns behind you, you know, to kind of... 1011 01:08:06,700 --> 01:08:08,080 propel you forward. 1012 01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:13,800 I know, I think the Indians say it better, but I know what you mean. 1013 01:08:14,100 --> 01:08:16,200 You get it, though. Right? 1014 01:08:18,600 --> 01:08:20,700 Okay. I'll see what I can do. 1015 01:08:21,300 --> 01:08:23,660 ♪ Got a secret, can you keep it? ♪ 1016 01:08:23,700 --> 01:08:26,200 ♪ Swear this one you'll save ♪ 1017 01:08:26,300 --> 01:08:28,800 ♪ Better lock it in your pocket ♪ 1018 01:08:28,900 --> 01:08:31,700 ♪ Taking this one to the grave ♪ 1019 01:08:31,820 --> 01:08:36,600 ♪ If I show you then I know you won't tell what I said ♪ 1020 01:08:36,700 --> 01:08:41,760 ♪ 'Cause two can keep a secret if one of them is dead ♪ 1021 01:08:47,700 --> 01:08:52,760 ♪ Why do you smile like you've been told a secret? ♪ 1022 01:08:52,900 --> 01:08:57,760 ♪ Now you're telling lies 'cause you have sworn to keep it ♪ 1023 01:08:57,800 --> 01:09:00,280 ♪ But no one keeps a secret ♪ 1024 01:09:00,610 --> 01:09:02,960 ♪ No one keeps a secret ♪ 1025 01:09:03,050 --> 01:09:07,960 ♪ Why when do our darkest deeds do we tell? ♪ 1026 01:09:08,150 --> 01:09:12,960 ♪ They burn in our brains, become a living hell ♪ 1027 01:09:13,150 --> 01:09:15,900 ♪ 'Cause everybody tells ♪ 1028 01:09:16,003 --> 01:09:18,160 ♪ Everybody tells ♪ 1029 01:09:18,403 --> 01:09:21,460 ♪ Got a secret, can you keep it? ♪ 1030 01:09:21,703 --> 01:09:23,660 (Song fades out) 1031 01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:29,300 Is there anything else you'd like me to explain to you, or...? 1032 01:09:29,300 --> 01:09:33,000 Miss Case, this would probably go a lot faster if I had some privacy. 1033 01:09:33,700 --> 01:09:38,300 Oh. O-o-okay, We should, uh, go... around the corner. Sorry! 1034 01:09:56,450 --> 01:09:59,390 Damn! (Softy) I wanted that. 1035 01:10:05,650 --> 01:10:07,002 (Metallic drawer closes) 1036 01:10:07,150 --> 01:10:09,002 (Drawers squeak open and close) 1037 01:10:19,150 --> 01:10:21,102 (Ominous music) 1038 01:10:38,500 --> 01:10:39,500 Miss Case! 1039 01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:47,100 Uh! I'm going to need to... take these with me. 1040 01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:48,400 Great! 1041 01:10:48,600 --> 01:10:51,000 I'll be, uh, in touch in a few days. 1042 01:11:00,350 --> 01:11:02,003 Why am I nervous? 1043 01:11:21,250 --> 01:11:24,003 - (Car door closes) - (Dog starts barking) 1044 01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:26,503 (Knocking) 1045 01:11:29,100 --> 01:11:30,580 Well, hello there, handsome. 1046 01:11:31,700 --> 01:11:33,600 Oh... Kim Clark? 1047 01:11:33,800 --> 01:11:37,500 Naw. She don't live here any more. She moved months ago. 1048 01:11:37,700 --> 01:11:41,100 Well, can yell me where I can find her, it's important. 1049 01:11:41,100 --> 01:11:42,000 You a cop? 1050 01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:44,660 Not exactly, I'm with the I.R.S. 1051 01:11:45,900 --> 01:11:49,000 I'm investigating a case and I need to talk to Kim Clark. 1052 01:11:49,100 --> 01:11:52,900 Can't help ya. She moved months ago, right after her husband died. 1053 01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:54,700 And you are...? 1054 01:11:55,400 --> 01:11:56,200 Rita. 1055 01:11:56,800 --> 01:11:57,600 Rita what? 1056 01:11:57,900 --> 01:12:00,100 Rita not-tell-you-my-last-name. 1057 01:12:02,700 --> 01:12:06,200 Well, can you tell me where I can find the person who runs this place? 1058 01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:08,100 You're lookin' at 'er. 1059 01:12:08,100 --> 01:12:12,500 Oh. Well, maybe you could explain something to me... 1060 01:12:12,500 --> 01:12:17,000 Uh, did this building have any kind of infestation problem, 1061 01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:19,300 say, around the time Mr. Clark died? 1062 01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:23,900 Are you tryin' to say that my property is dirty? 1063 01:12:24,700 --> 01:12:28,200 I'll tell you right now, I had the Housing Inspector out here last month 1064 01:12:28,390 --> 01:12:30,940 and we got a clean bill of health! 1065 01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:35,850 Okay. I-- I'm... Sorry. I'm sure you did. I'm not trying to insult you. 1066 01:12:35,900 --> 01:12:38,850 I'm just trying to find out why Mrs. Clark paid 1067 01:12:38,850 --> 01:12:42,300 an extermination company a rather large sum of money last fall. 1068 01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:46,600 Well, it wasn't for no bugs, I could tell you that. 1069 01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:48,950 Well, all right, then. 1070 01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:51,700 You're free to go. 1071 01:12:54,500 --> 01:12:57,500 Yes I am. And you're free to stay away from here! 1072 01:12:57,500 --> 01:12:59,900 If I see you again, I take a shotgun to you! 1073 01:12:59,900 --> 01:13:04,300 (Rita) Get out of here, you Mr. I.R.S. Man! I've had it with you. I've had it! 1074 01:13:04,700 --> 01:13:06,200 You're a very rude person. 1075 01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:09,400 Oh, you government guys (indistict) ...they're all the same. 1076 01:13:09,500 --> 01:13:12,000 Oh ho ho! Yeah, back to ya, buddy! 1077 01:13:12,100 --> 01:13:15,800 Hey, I got a double dose for you! Government man. 1078 01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:21,100 ♪ (Doorbell chimes) ♪ 1079 01:13:24,100 --> 01:13:25,200 Hi! Can I help you? 1080 01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:27,300 I'm sorry to bother you, but 1081 01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:32,200 I'm Robert Hutt, I'm an investigator with the Internal Revenue Service. 1082 01:13:32,700 --> 01:13:34,400 - Oh! - Who is it, Blanca? 1083 01:13:34,500 --> 01:13:38,200 It's, uh, Mr. Hutt... from the Internal Revenue Service. 1084 01:13:40,300 --> 01:13:41,600 I'm Danielle Cantor. 1085 01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:44,100 (Danielle, in a flashback) ...wanna talk to you a sec. 1086 01:13:45,100 --> 01:13:46,300 (Stella) We're all friends here. 1087 01:13:46,700 --> 01:13:47,900 Can I help you? 1088 01:13:53,100 --> 01:13:55,100 (Sighs lightly) Oh. 1089 01:13:58,700 --> 01:14:00,400 I've missed you these last few days. 1090 01:14:00,700 --> 01:14:02,500 Me too. I've been so busy. 1091 01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:04,700 Yeah, I know, your friends. I understand. 1092 01:14:06,100 --> 01:14:08,500 (Sighs) But there's something we need to talk about. 1093 01:14:09,900 --> 01:14:10,700 What? 1094 01:14:19,200 --> 01:14:21,200 Alex, these last few months have been great. 1095 01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:24,550 And I want us to be together... always. 1096 01:14:24,600 --> 01:14:30,300 But... honesty is the most important thing in a relationship, so there's something I need to know. 1097 01:14:35,300 --> 01:14:36,900 Can you really cook? 1098 01:14:37,200 --> 01:14:38,600 (Laughs) 1099 01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:39,600 What? 1100 01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:41,100 I mean, don't get defensive, but come on! 1101 01:14:41,100 --> 01:14:43,000 At your house, we have lamb shank, brochettes... 1102 01:14:43,100 --> 01:14:44,800 At my house you can barely boil water. 1103 01:14:46,300 --> 01:14:49,400 I can't cook. That was Stella. She's been doing it. 1104 01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:52,300 I knew it! 1105 01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:55,400 Oh my God, don't cry. Please don't cry. 1106 01:14:55,500 --> 01:14:56,800 It's no big deal, really. 1107 01:14:58,500 --> 01:15:01,300 I just... something I needed to know before I did this... 1108 01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:10,120 Alexandra Case... Will you marry me? 1109 01:15:11,300 --> 01:15:12,460 Oh my God. 1110 01:15:17,480 --> 01:15:19,500 Okay, this is the part where you say "Yes". 1111 01:15:20,600 --> 01:15:23,300 Yes! Yes! Yes! (Sniffles) 1112 01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:33,600 (Softly) I love you, Alex. 1113 01:15:33,700 --> 01:15:36,560 I love you. But maybe there some things I should tell you about, 1114 01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:38,530 some things that I'm not proud of. 1115 01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:41,800 Whatever went on before... doesn't matter. 1116 01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:44,720 The only thing that matters is what happens from this day forward. 1117 01:15:45,400 --> 01:15:47,200 - Really? - Here, come here. 1118 01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:51,600 'Cause I don't wannna lose you. 1119 01:15:54,100 --> 01:15:55,180 You won't. 1120 01:16:01,100 --> 01:16:03,180 (Indistinct soft chatter) 1121 01:16:12,900 --> 01:16:14,900 (Stilettos clacking on floor) 1122 01:16:18,500 --> 01:16:19,950 Excuse me, Miss Case. 1123 01:16:20,200 --> 01:16:21,450 Ohh... Mr. Hutt. 1124 01:16:21,500 --> 01:16:24,000 I'm sorry to interrupt your little celebration 1125 01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:25,800 but I thought I should you know I've discovered 1126 01:16:25,800 --> 01:16:29,200 some discrepancies in the work you did for ABC Pest. 1127 01:16:29,200 --> 01:16:31,200 Oh, well, I find that hard to believe, 1128 01:16:31,200 --> 01:16:33,900 but if you wanna call me at my office, I'd be happy to talk to you about it tomorrow, so... 1129 01:16:34,100 --> 01:16:35,002 Excuse me. 1130 01:16:35,100 --> 01:16:36,350 It can't wait. 1131 01:16:36,700 --> 01:16:37,850 (Sighs in disgust) 1132 01:16:40,800 --> 01:16:42,580 If you don't get outta my way, I'm gonna scream! 1133 01:16:44,720 --> 01:16:47,820 Oh, please do. Call your little cop boyfriend. 1134 01:16:48,100 --> 01:16:52,300 There's a lot of things I'd would love to tell him about you... and your friends. 1135 01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:54,700 I don't know what you're talking about. 1136 01:16:55,100 --> 01:16:57,600 Don't be stupid, Miss Case. 1137 01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:00,300 Remember... 1138 01:17:01,150 --> 01:17:02,800 We're the I.R.S. 1139 01:17:04,500 --> 01:17:06,800 I know everything about you. 1140 01:17:08,300 --> 01:17:12,200 (Hutt) I know you graduated 16th in your class at Austin College. 1141 01:17:12,400 --> 01:17:16,000 By the way, the boyfriend was only number 437. 1142 01:17:16,580 --> 01:17:19,700 I know you spent more money on your hair than you do on food. 1143 01:17:19,900 --> 01:17:25,700 I know you got your living room chairs at Neiman Marcus, $750, including delivery. 1144 01:17:26,400 --> 01:17:29,700 I know your parents are dead and your sister lives in Connecticut. 1145 01:17:30,500 --> 01:17:33,400 I also know you finally got yourself a nice guy. 1146 01:17:33,730 --> 01:17:37,100 And what you and your friends have been doing could ruin everything. 1147 01:17:39,700 --> 01:17:40,800 What do you want? 1148 01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:44,200 The numbers in that ledger are a lie and you know it. 1149 01:17:44,500 --> 01:17:49,700 You tell me everything you know about ABC Pest, I become a hero to my bosses 1150 01:17:49,800 --> 01:17:52,980 and the bad guys... or girls, 1151 01:17:53,320 --> 01:17:55,000 go to jail. 1152 01:17:58,200 --> 01:18:00,200 And he doesn't have to know a thing. 1153 01:18:01,300 --> 01:18:03,030 It's him or them, you choose. 1154 01:18:03,100 --> 01:18:05,900 But if I don't hear from you within 48 hours, 1155 01:18:06,100 --> 01:18:12,300 I'm going to have to pay a little visit to Officer Daniel J. Burke, number 437. 1156 01:18:16,900 --> 01:18:18,500 Hey. What's going on? 1157 01:18:18,500 --> 01:18:23,600 I just, uh, feel really... dizzy from the wine. Do you mind if we go home? 1158 01:18:23,600 --> 01:18:27,250 Yeah, it's been a big night. Come on. You all right? 1159 01:18:29,900 --> 01:18:33,600 Well, this is a really big day, girls. We have a graduate here. 1160 01:18:33,600 --> 01:18:35,500 Congratulations, Alex. 1161 01:18:36,150 --> 01:18:41,100 I mean, to think a year ago... you walked in a miserable, 1162 01:18:41,280 --> 01:18:44,000 angry, sad and depressed woman. 1163 01:18:44,700 --> 01:18:46,000 And now look at you. 1164 01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:50,300 You're this happy and vivacious woman with her whole life ahead of her. 1165 01:18:50,900 --> 01:18:52,400 I've done great work. 1166 01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:54,600 (Applause) 1167 01:18:57,700 --> 01:19:00,800 All right. One last trip to McNasty's. 1168 01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:02,800 I think I should go home. 1169 01:19:02,900 --> 01:19:04,100 - Oh, come on. - What?!? 1170 01:19:04,100 --> 01:19:06,180 (Stella) No. No, no, no! 1171 01:19:06,500 --> 01:19:08,250 You do you realize this is it, right? 1172 01:19:08,300 --> 01:19:11,300 - Come on, one last drink. - It's never just one. 1173 01:19:12,320 --> 01:19:13,300 (Chuckles) 1174 01:19:13,500 --> 01:19:15,400 (Woman) Shh! Here she comes. Shh! 1175 01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:17,800 (All) Surprise! 1176 01:19:18,400 --> 01:19:20,400 (Hooting and cheering) 1177 01:19:23,800 --> 01:19:26,070 Please, everybody! Could you grab a glass? 1178 01:19:26,500 --> 01:19:28,500 (Stella) It's-it's good champagne. I paid for it. 1179 01:19:28,900 --> 01:19:31,600 And I just- I just like to say a very quick thing and make a toast. 1180 01:19:31,700 --> 01:19:35,100 I know you're expecting me to say something really funny right now, but I'm not gonna do that. 1181 01:19:35,100 --> 01:19:38,100 Because, uh, I really just wanna say... 1182 01:19:39,600 --> 01:19:44,400 that... our friend Alex really defines the definition of a true friend, and 1183 01:19:44,500 --> 01:19:47,900 I know we all love her here, and we're all gonna really miss her. 1184 01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:50,850 - So, we love you, Alex. - (Nikki) Yeah. 1185 01:19:50,900 --> 01:19:53,400 - To Alex. - (All) To Alex! 1186 01:19:54,100 --> 01:19:56,100 ♪ (Festive music) ♪ 1187 01:19:59,810 --> 01:20:02,800 Hey, I wanna take up smoking so I can have skin like yours. 1188 01:20:05,700 --> 01:20:06,500 Man... 1189 01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:08,700 Think they'll ever let us graduate? 1190 01:20:09,100 --> 01:20:10,000 No! 1191 01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:14,600 Okay, that wouldn't be a good idea, would it? 1192 01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:17,600 I need a drink. 1193 01:20:19,500 --> 01:20:20,500 Happy. 1194 01:20:22,300 --> 01:20:24,200 Does anybody wanna play pool? 1195 01:20:27,300 --> 01:20:28,700 - Heyyy! - Hey. 1196 01:20:28,800 --> 01:20:29,880 Are you all right? 1197 01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:34,130 Yeah, I was just thinking that, um, 1198 01:20:34,220 --> 01:20:36,695 that everything good in my life I owe to you guys. 1199 01:20:37,280 --> 01:20:39,000 Awww! 1200 01:20:39,600 --> 01:20:41,400 I'm gonna really miss you. 1201 01:20:41,800 --> 01:20:43,800 Well, I'm not going anywhere. 1202 01:20:47,700 --> 01:20:51,950 ♪ And everything comes with a price ♪ 1203 01:20:53,680 --> 01:20:57,995 ♪ But how much can you sacrifice ♪ 1204 01:20:59,120 --> 01:21:03,800 ♪ You feel when you win you still lose ♪ 1205 01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:11,100 ♪ And no one else is in your shoes ♪ 1206 01:21:16,200 --> 01:21:19,100 ♪ And the drive is long... ♪ (Song fades out) 1207 01:21:21,100 --> 01:21:22,700 (Knocking) 1208 01:21:41,400 --> 01:21:43,400 (Cameraman) That'll do fine, Miss Case. 1209 01:21:46,400 --> 01:21:48,040 (Snaps camera shut) 1210 01:21:52,220 --> 01:21:54,200 (Water pouring) 1211 01:21:55,300 --> 01:21:57,100 Jesus, it's hot in here. 1212 01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:06,000 I want you to know... I really tried to do the right thing. 1213 01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:07,900 I really did. 1214 01:22:08,500 --> 01:22:10,450 But one thing I learned in therapy... 1215 01:22:10,600 --> 01:22:12,700 is that I don't always have to do the right thing. 1216 01:22:13,100 --> 01:22:16,800 I mean, sometimes I can just do... what's good for me. 1217 01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:19,900 You understand that, don't you? 1218 01:22:22,700 --> 01:22:24,100 Do you need more water? 1219 01:22:25,930 --> 01:22:27,950 (Forboding music) 1220 01:22:29,600 --> 01:22:31,950 (Plastic up hits the floor, tumbles around) 1221 01:22:32,900 --> 01:22:36,800 They say that water is a problem, you hafta... drink a lot of it. 1222 01:22:42,400 --> 01:22:43,900 (Softly) What have you done? 1223 01:22:44,200 --> 01:22:48,400 I did what any girl would do if she woke up and she found a dead hooker in my bed... 1224 01:22:49,300 --> 01:22:50,650 I called my friends. 1225 01:22:58,450 --> 01:22:59,400 All right! 1226 01:23:55,800 --> 01:23:59,100 (Reporter, on radio) Investigators have identified the badly decomposed body of a white male 1227 01:23:59,100 --> 01:24:01,600 found by workers in a Texas motel last week. 1228 01:24:01,800 --> 01:24:04,600 Sources say he is Robert Hutt, from the Internal Revenue Service. 1229 01:24:04,700 --> 01:24:09,600 They tell us that Hutt had been under investigation for conduct unbecoming a federal officer. 1230 01:24:09,700 --> 01:24:12,550 When police searched his home, they discovered private files 1231 01:24:12,550 --> 01:24:16,600 of young women that Hutt has allegedly harassed over the last 20 years. 1232 01:24:17,200 --> 01:24:18,900 In other news, fire... 1233 01:24:27,900 --> 01:24:31,200 Okay. Places, everyone. Here you go. 1234 01:24:31,900 --> 01:24:32,950 (Danielle) It's beautiful! 1235 01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:37,080 - Okay? - You ready? 1236 01:24:37,200 --> 01:24:39,080 ♪ ("Here Comes the Bride" playing) ♪ 1237 01:24:39,500 --> 01:24:40,780 (Sighs) 1238 01:24:40,920 --> 01:24:42,200 (Softly) Let's get you married. 1239 01:24:44,680 --> 01:24:46,000 Okay, here we go. 1240 01:24:46,400 --> 01:24:48,500 - Whoo! - (Laughter) 1241 01:24:56,200 --> 01:24:58,600 - (Stella) I don't get it. - (Alex) You were right. 1242 01:25:05,700 --> 01:25:08,100 Out with the old and in with the new. Whoo! 1243 01:25:08,260 --> 01:25:10,000 You're officially out of business. 1244 01:25:12,200 --> 01:25:13,600 (Stella) Goodbye, ABC Pest. 1245 01:25:13,980 --> 01:25:15,700 And hello ABC Catering. 1246 01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:21,400 - (Stella) Cheers to working hard. - (Man) Cheers to that. 1247 01:25:22,300 --> 01:25:23,260 Thanks. 1248 01:25:27,700 --> 01:25:28,600 Did you see that? 1249 01:25:29,100 --> 01:25:33,100 - Was that the, um, Chief of Police, Stella? - Yes it was. 1250 01:25:33,800 --> 01:25:36,200 - You're amazing. - And, uh, not only are we going out 1251 01:25:36,200 --> 01:25:38,000 on a date tomorrow, but, uh, 1252 01:25:38,100 --> 01:25:39,720 he's taking me to a gun show. 1253 01:25:39,800 --> 01:25:40,800 (Woman #1) So awful. 1254 01:25:41,100 --> 01:25:44,100 He took everything. Even my credit cards. 1255 01:25:45,500 --> 01:25:47,500 - (Woman #2) When I get the bill, - Uh oh. 1256 01:25:47,500 --> 01:25:50,100 He put her new boobs on my Visa. 1257 01:25:50,400 --> 01:25:51,900 Oh my God! 1258 01:25:52,700 --> 01:25:54,500 You know, we're officially out of business. 1259 01:25:57,100 --> 01:25:59,800 Yup. Officially, we are. 1260 01:26:01,900 --> 01:26:04,100 - Are you thinking about what I'm thinking? - I'll follow you. 1261 01:26:04,200 --> 01:26:07,230 - All right. - ♪ Got a secret, can you keep it? ♪ 1262 01:26:07,280 --> 01:26:09,900 ♪ Swear this one you'll save ♪ 1263 01:26:10,000 --> 01:26:12,450 ♪ Better lock it in your pocket ♪ 1264 01:26:12,500 --> 01:26:15,200 ♪ Taking this one to the grave ♪ 1265 01:26:15,250 --> 01:26:20,240 ♪ If I show you then I know you won't tell what I said ♪ 1266 01:26:20,280 --> 01:26:25,460 ♪ 'Cause two can keep a secret if one of them is dead ♪ 1267 01:26:31,170 --> 01:26:36,460 ♪ Why do you smile like you've been told a secret? ♪ 1268 01:26:36,500 --> 01:26:41,150 ♪ Now you're telling lies 'cause you have sworn to keep it ♪ 1269 01:26:41,200 --> 01:26:43,980 ♪ But no one keeps a secret ♪ 1270 01:26:44,200 --> 01:26:46,660 ♪ No one keeps a secret ♪ 1271 01:26:46,750 --> 01:26:51,600 ♪ Why when do our darkest deeds do we tell? ♪ 1272 01:26:51,650 --> 01:26:56,660 ♪ They burn in our brains, become a living hell ♪ 1273 01:26:56,800 --> 01:26:59,600 ♪ 'Cause everybody tells ♪ 1274 01:26:59,703 --> 01:27:01,860 ♪ Everybody tells ♪ 1275 01:27:02,103 --> 01:27:04,360 ♪ Got a secret, can you keep it? ♪ 1276 01:27:04,400 --> 01:27:07,260 ♪ Swear this one you'll save ♪ 1277 01:27:07,300 --> 01:27:09,450 ♪ Better lock it in your pocket ♪ 1278 01:27:09,500 --> 01:27:12,100 ♪ Taking this one to the grave ♪ 1279 01:27:12,150 --> 01:27:16,800 ♪ If I show you then I know you won't tell what I said ♪ 1280 01:27:16,900 --> 01:27:21,300 ♪ 'Cause two can keep a secret if one of them is dead ♪ 101280

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