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Harry.
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You did not see
the Beast of Bodmin.
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Now, stop lying.
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- How do you know I didn't?
- Because it doesn't exist.
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I want to go home.
I want to go home.
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Tasha, that's enough.
Harry's just teasing.
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Aren't you, Harry?
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- No.
- Harry!
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What?
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Do you know
when I was your age, Harry,
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I loved the Loch Ness monster.
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That was my thing... Nessie.
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- Oh, for God's sake, Tim.
- No, no. Let me finish.
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The Loch Ness monster was to me
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what the Beast of Bodmin
is to Harry...
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just a harmless
childhood fantasy.
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Isn't that right, old chum?
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"Nessie jumps on her victims
from behind, breaks their necks,
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punctures their spinal cord,
and rips their throats out..."
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You're right, Dad.
Just a harmless fantasy.
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- Mummy!
- Well done, darling.
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Right. That is enough.
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Give me that. Give me...
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Now, stop it!
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I saw it.
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It's beautiful.
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How many acres?
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20.
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And the... the village is what,
five miles?
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Three. it's very close.
Very, very, very.
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That's a pity.
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Well, it's more like four,
really.
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Five if you go across the moors.
It's very private.
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And what about the neighbors?
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Um, Charley Blake. He's the...
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The publican.
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- Very nice man.
- He's a very nice man, yeah.
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He lives about a mile that way.
Towards the sea.
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Has an easement
to drive through here.
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- I love it.
- Shall we have a look inside?
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Through here?
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As you can see,
all the original features
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are basically still original.
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A-Apart from those
eaten by the pigs.
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Pigs were
the owner's livelihood.
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And, uh, they lived in the house
with him,
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which was unusual, I suppose.
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But he was, uh...
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- A bachelor.
- Yes.
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Well, I used to live with pets.
Not pigs. No.
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Anyway, through here we have
a traditional Cornish parlor
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which once enjoyed
many original features, uh,
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including windows, of course.
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What happened?
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Well, uh, Den moved into
the home about eight months ago.
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Word got out. Thieves broke in.
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Everything went. Scrimpers.
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That's good luck.
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Keep it.
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- I'd like to make an offer.
- Well, great.
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Uh, would you...
I better just go see.
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Mr. Shawcross? Hello?
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Timmy!
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Hello, there!
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I wasn't expecting you
until next Friday.
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No, always today.
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Must have got the dates
mixed up.
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- How nice to see you.
- Hello.
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This is Dr. Bamford.
He's also here to see the house.
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Right. You said no one else
was interested.
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That's right. I did.
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- Uh, but now...
- I am.
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Oh, right.
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What?
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Look! The beast! Over there!
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Look! Look, over there!
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I don't want to see the beast.
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Please, Mummy,
please can we go home?
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Tasha, that is enough!
He is teasing you!
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What exactly are we looking at?
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The Beast of Bodmin.
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- The...
- it eats little girls.
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Ooh. Scary.
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I think you should go now.
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It's not your house.
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Yet.
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Do you know Harold Reece?
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Oh, yes.
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We do a lot
of business together.
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Yes, we like
the cut of Harold's jib.
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Yeah.
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He's a very practical man,
isn't he, Harold?
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He has his method, all right.
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Oh, I should say so.
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He reckons we could get planning
for what,
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about 20 holiday cottages?
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You're kidding.
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- No, no, all we have to...
- Shut up, Tim.
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Oh. Sorry, sorry.
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Well, what happens now?
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Sealed bids?
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Good idea.
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Which we could do now,
if everyone is in agreement.
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Great.
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All right. Okay.
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So I'll just go and get a pencil
and paper if you'll excuse me.
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Oh! Ooh! Ah! Ooh!
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There's five grand in it for you
on top of your commission
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if you accept our bid over his.
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This is Cornwall, Mrs. Bowden,
not London.
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- Six, then.
- Done.
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Anything broken?
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No, fine.
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Pity.
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Sorry, Doctor.
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What did you say to him earlier?
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Right.
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Well, then, I guess, if there's
nothing more for me to do here,
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I'll notify the owner
that he has a buyer,
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and we'll have your deposit...
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Uh, soon.
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Right.
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Goodbye, Dr. Bamford.
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I hope you find
what you're looking for.
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I did.
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But the best man won.
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Mummy.
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Mummy! I don't want to stay
if there's a beast.
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Tasha, darling, how many times
have I told you,
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there is no beast.
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Promise.
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Look, darling, Mummy and Daddy
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would never let
anything happen to you.
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You know that. Now, come on.
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Buck up!
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And be brave like Daddy.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you, Justine.
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- Hello, Doctor.
- Morning.
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You like Den's place, eh?
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How do you know
I was at Den's place?
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Oh, Lolita told us.
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How did Lolita know?
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She saw the particulars
on your mantelpiece.
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- Or was it the kitchen table?
- No, it was the mantelpiece.
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It was next to the invitation
to the Royal something.
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Academy. The Royal Academy.
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What was Lolita doing
in my house?
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- Have to ask her.
- I will.
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- Morning, Doc.
- Good morning!
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Cheers.
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I must catch the tide.
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- Oh, um, if you get a lobster...
- I'll drop him by.
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Thank you.
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How do you like Tregrunnt?
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Who told you I was at Tregrunnt?
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- Mitch.
- Well, who told Mitch? Lolita?
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- Vernon.
- Vernon?
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Has Vernon been in my cottage?
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- Why would he do that?
- Well, everybody else does.
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Vernon saw you on the moors
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just before
you turned in to Tregrunnt.
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Oh. Silly me.
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Have you had that wart long?
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Years.
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- I can get rid of that.
- I doubt it.
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It survived
nuclear attack twice.
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I zapped it,
but nothing happened.
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What are you doing?
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Done.
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Oh. Thanks very much indeed.
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I'm sure the wart enjoyed it.
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Bad day?
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Yeah.
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I went to Den's farm.
It was perfect.
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So I said I wanted
to put in an offer.
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Everything was fine.
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Then this other lot turn up,
and now I've lost it.
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It doesn't exist, you know?
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It bloody does.
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It's gonna help me
get that farm.
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What you should do, of course,
is get yourself a cloutie.
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- A what?
- Cloutie.
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It's a piece of cloth.
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You tie it to a branch,
and then you make a wish.
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And as the cloth rots,
the wish comes true.
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- But you have to be careful.
- Yeah, that's right.
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Because what you wish for
will come back at you.
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Threefold.
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What a load of old cobblers.
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All right.
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Stop.
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- Can I help you?
- This is private property.
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Yes, and we're the new owners,
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and you happen
to be trespassing.
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You are?
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Charles Blake.
I own Tredrizzard.
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I'm down the valley.
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Oh, right. I'm Nicky Bowden.
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- And this is Tim, my husband.
- Hi.
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Can we offer you a cup of tea
or anything?
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Uh, no. Thank you.
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Things to do.
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Oh. Out the way.
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That you, brother?
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Been trying to get hold of you
for days. Where have you been?
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There was a big storm in Biscay.
Had no time for the phone.
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Where are you now?
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Just rounded the cape.
Is everything ready?
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No. Everything is not ready.
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You're two days early
and Tregrunnt has new owners.
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We have to postpone
this madness.
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Charley, I can't do that.
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I'm on the radar at Falmouth.
It's got to be tonight.
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Come in.
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Lolita is here to see you,
Doctor.
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Oh, good. Show her in, please.
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Lolita.
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How are we today?
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No one likes being a widow,
Doctor.
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Well, you just need
to find yourself...
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A good Cornishman. Aye.
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I'm not too worried though,
you know?
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No? Why is that?
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A man is coming for me.
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Good. Maybe he can keep you
out of my cottage.
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Who's the lucky fellow?
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I don't know.
I haven't set eyes on him yet.
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But I will do
with the help of Mr. Magnus.
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Who's Mr. Magnus?
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My spiritual guide.
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Ahh.
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What can I do for you?
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I have a sickness, doctor.
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See, next week is a big one
for us.
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Lunasa.
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It's the celebration of
the Greek moon goddess, Artemis.
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Now, if I'm gonna go sky-clad
on that one,
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I don't want to be carrying
a cold, if you know what I mean.
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Lolita, you and I
have to discuss something.
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I know.
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Now, I... I don't want to seem
antisocial or ungrateful,
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but I really do need...
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Tregrunnt.
You were gazumped, right?
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- Yes.
- We'll use a cloutie.
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- Oh, not you as well.
- Are you doubting a cloutie?
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Where I come from,
if you want to buy a house,
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you use money, not a cloutie.
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Well, we do things differently
down here, Doctor.
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You should know that by now.
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Oh, yes, Cornish problems
require Cornish solutions.
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Yes, well, I've got
a Cornish solution of my own.
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- Not a cloutie?
- No, not a cloutie.
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- Clouties are very powerful.
- I'm sure they are.
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Mm. Oh, well. You'll learn.
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You gonna examine me or am I
gonna catch my death of cold?
257
00:14:43,896 --> 00:14:45,022
Yes, of course. Sorry.
258
00:15:32,912 --> 00:15:34,743
Woof! Woof! Woof!
259
00:15:39,352 --> 00:15:40,444
Night, Doctor.
260
00:15:40,519 --> 00:15:41,679
Oh. Good night.
261
00:15:41,754 --> 00:15:44,416
Bloody cat!
262
00:15:47,593 --> 00:15:49,652
Good night.
263
00:15:56,235 --> 00:15:57,600
Hello?
264
00:15:57,670 --> 00:15:59,729
Charley?
We've got a small problem.
265
00:15:59,805 --> 00:16:01,830
- What's that?
- Wind's dropped.
266
00:16:01,907 --> 00:16:04,239
- Use the engine.
- I can't.
267
00:16:04,310 --> 00:16:06,642
- Why not?
- Don't have any diesel.
268
00:16:06,712 --> 00:16:09,180
- What happened to the diesel?
- I spent the money.
269
00:16:09,248 --> 00:16:14,208
- On what?
- Oh, Spanish senoritas.
270
00:16:14,287 --> 00:16:15,481
No, don't worry. I'm coming.
271
00:16:15,554 --> 00:16:17,954
You better make it by daylight.
272
00:17:04,203 --> 00:17:05,727
What was that?
273
00:17:17,483 --> 00:17:19,747
- It's here!
- What is?
274
00:17:19,819 --> 00:17:22,379
The beast! The beast is outside!
275
00:17:33,899 --> 00:17:36,333
- No, that's no beast.
- What is it?
276
00:17:36,402 --> 00:17:37,494
No, trust me.
277
00:17:37,570 --> 00:17:39,367
I've heard plenty of big cats
in Africa.
278
00:17:39,438 --> 00:17:42,430
That's no big cat.
It's more like a domestic tom.
279
00:17:42,508 --> 00:17:44,635
You see?
280
00:17:44,710 --> 00:17:47,178
There's nothing to worry about.
Now, go back to bed.
281
00:17:47,246 --> 00:17:49,009
Can't I sleep with you?
282
00:17:49,081 --> 00:17:51,140
Please.
283
00:17:51,217 --> 00:17:54,152
Oh, come on. Come on, then.
284
00:18:42,101 --> 00:18:43,625
Oh!
285
00:18:43,702 --> 00:18:46,102
That was human.
There's someone out there.
286
00:18:59,652 --> 00:19:03,247
I don't know who you are,
but I'm warning you.
287
00:19:03,322 --> 00:19:06,723
I'm an officer
in Her Majesty's British Army.
288
00:19:10,463 --> 00:19:14,229
I'm armed,
and I'm not afraid to use it.
289
00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:18,066
So put your hands in the air,
come out, and I won't shoot you.
290
00:19:35,454 --> 00:19:38,855
I warn you! I will shoot!
291
00:19:38,924 --> 00:19:41,290
So come out
with your hands raised!
292
00:19:45,865 --> 00:19:47,594
By the house, Dad!
293
00:20:27,139 --> 00:20:28,470
Got you.
294
00:20:45,291 --> 00:20:47,521
Well, you must have
more than one constable on duty
295
00:20:47,593 --> 00:20:49,060
on the north coast.
296
00:20:51,564 --> 00:20:54,328
Right. Thank you. Goodbye.
297
00:20:56,101 --> 00:20:57,591
Won't be long.
298
00:21:55,427 --> 00:21:56,189
Yeah.
299
00:21:56,261 --> 00:22:00,698
� And if ever I return again �
300
00:22:00,766 --> 00:22:04,463
� I shall make you my bride �
301
00:22:06,138 --> 00:22:07,138
Charley?
302
00:23:40,566 --> 00:23:44,525
Greetings from Africa.
303
00:23:44,603 --> 00:23:47,697
I'll give you greetings from
bloody Africa, you daft bastard.
304
00:23:48,774 --> 00:23:51,038
Anybody sees us,
we'll go to jail.
305
00:23:53,545 --> 00:23:55,069
Hug?
306
00:23:55,147 --> 00:23:57,581
You've done plenty
of crazy things in the past,
307
00:23:57,649 --> 00:23:59,549
but this is totally insane.
308
00:23:59,618 --> 00:24:02,178
Come on.
309
00:24:03,288 --> 00:24:05,188
I want to show you something.
310
00:24:12,531 --> 00:24:14,931
Blimey.
311
00:24:45,697 --> 00:24:48,131
Coast guard, please.
312
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:52,899
Well, someone who deals
with smuggling!
313
00:24:57,509 --> 00:24:59,238
Vernon. Vernon!
314
00:24:59,311 --> 00:25:01,336
Coast guard's got
an emergency job for you, boy!
315
00:25:22,768 --> 00:25:25,066
Nobody here now.
316
00:25:27,172 --> 00:25:29,106
Did you get a look at him?
317
00:25:29,174 --> 00:25:31,938
Well, uh...
Well, he was wearing camouflage.
318
00:25:32,010 --> 00:25:34,103
What was he doing
wearing camouflage?
319
00:25:34,179 --> 00:25:35,579
John, are you there?
320
00:25:35,614 --> 00:25:36,672
Come back, please.
321
00:25:36,748 --> 00:25:37,772
John, here.
322
00:25:37,850 --> 00:25:39,112
I've a reported sighting
323
00:25:39,184 --> 00:25:41,914
of two vessels acting
suspiciously off Dizzard Point.
324
00:25:41,987 --> 00:25:43,955
Coast guard has a man
on the way.
325
00:25:44,022 --> 00:25:46,013
Could you give him backup? Over.
326
00:25:46,091 --> 00:25:48,889
Message received, Peter.
On me way.
327
00:26:53,258 --> 00:26:55,453
- Did you see anything?
- No, sir.
328
00:26:55,527 --> 00:26:58,189
- What about Charley's boat?
- On its mooring, sir.
329
00:26:58,263 --> 00:27:00,993
- See any yachts?
- No, sir.
330
00:27:01,066 --> 00:27:03,864
We're dealing with some
slick professionals here, boy.
331
00:27:03,936 --> 00:27:05,301
Think so, sir?
332
00:27:27,292 --> 00:27:29,419
- Now what, sir?
- We visit Charley.
333
00:27:29,494 --> 00:27:30,825
You don't think
Charley's involved
334
00:27:30,896 --> 00:27:32,329
in smuggling, do you, sir?
335
00:27:32,397 --> 00:27:34,126
Someone 'round here
is up to something,
336
00:27:34,199 --> 00:27:35,564
and I intend to find out who.
337
00:27:35,634 --> 00:27:36,862
It's very exciting, sir.
338
00:27:36,935 --> 00:27:39,062
Very, very exciting.
339
00:27:45,744 --> 00:27:47,837
Charley?
340
00:27:48,847 --> 00:27:50,337
You there?
341
00:27:51,683 --> 00:27:53,150
Where is he?
342
00:28:22,914 --> 00:28:24,347
Shit!
343
00:28:49,307 --> 00:28:50,797
Morning, Doc.
344
00:28:50,876 --> 00:28:53,208
Morning, Charley.
345
00:28:53,278 --> 00:28:54,302
You're up early.
346
00:28:54,379 --> 00:28:56,813
Yeah, yeah,
I just wanted to do that.
347
00:28:58,984 --> 00:29:00,918
Why's your face black?
348
00:29:00,986 --> 00:29:03,216
Mm? Is it?
349
00:29:04,456 --> 00:29:07,823
Uh, so it is. I must have, uh...
350
00:29:07,893 --> 00:29:09,724
Put it on.
351
00:29:10,729 --> 00:29:13,698
- Yeah.
- Were you spying on me?
352
00:29:14,533 --> 00:29:16,091
Why on earth
would I want to do that?
353
00:29:16,168 --> 00:29:18,898
Well, you're the one with
the binoculars. You tell me.
354
00:29:18,970 --> 00:29:21,200
Oh. All right.
355
00:29:21,273 --> 00:29:24,674
I was trying to
impersonate the beast.
356
00:29:24,743 --> 00:29:25,675
What?
357
00:29:25,744 --> 00:29:27,211
The Beast of bloody Bodmin.
358
00:29:27,279 --> 00:29:29,213
I thought it might scare off
that horrible woman
359
00:29:29,281 --> 00:29:30,976
and her family
down at Tregrunnt.
360
00:29:31,049 --> 00:29:33,449
You know, she said something
to that estate agent.
361
00:29:33,518 --> 00:29:35,518
So I thought to myself,
"if she can bend the rules,
362
00:29:35,587 --> 00:29:36,713
I can bend the rules too."
363
00:29:39,658 --> 00:29:42,092
Yeah, isn't this all
just a little bit...
364
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:44,219
- it's desperate, isn't it?
- Yes.
365
00:29:44,296 --> 00:29:46,764
I really want that house,
Charley.
366
00:30:24,669 --> 00:30:26,796
"I wanted to thank you."
367
00:30:26,872 --> 00:30:28,237
"I wanted to say thank you."
368
00:30:28,306 --> 00:30:29,466
No, "I just wanted..."
369
00:30:29,541 --> 00:30:32,476
Yes, "I just..."
370
00:30:32,544 --> 00:30:35,775
"I just wanted to say
thank you."
371
00:30:35,847 --> 00:30:36,847
Yeah.
372
00:30:40,919 --> 00:30:42,409
Morning.
373
00:30:43,655 --> 00:30:45,520
I came to thank you.
374
00:30:45,590 --> 00:30:47,649
- What for?
- This.
375
00:30:50,295 --> 00:30:52,024
And I'd like some advice.
376
00:30:53,632 --> 00:30:55,862
Come in.
377
00:31:01,373 --> 00:31:03,170
- Uh, have a seat.
- Thank you.
378
00:31:24,296 --> 00:31:25,558
Sugar?
379
00:31:25,630 --> 00:31:27,257
No. No, thanks.
380
00:31:32,404 --> 00:31:33,871
So?
381
00:31:33,939 --> 00:31:35,634
So?
382
00:31:35,707 --> 00:31:37,334
Advice?
383
00:31:38,743 --> 00:31:40,904
Right, yes.
384
00:31:40,979 --> 00:31:43,209
This, um, cloutie.
385
00:31:43,281 --> 00:31:44,805
Um, I mean...
386
00:31:44,883 --> 00:31:46,475
What... What... Well, where?
387
00:31:46,551 --> 00:31:47,779
- Where... Where do...
- Get one?
388
00:31:47,852 --> 00:31:49,581
Yeah.
389
00:31:49,654 --> 00:31:52,122
I thought you said you didn't
believe in that shite.
390
00:31:52,190 --> 00:31:54,715
No, I... I didn't say
it was shite, did I?
391
00:31:54,793 --> 00:31:57,193
No, I didn't.
I might have said rubbish.
392
00:31:57,262 --> 00:31:58,524
But I was being rash.
393
00:31:58,597 --> 00:32:00,531
This is... This is Cornwall,
isn't it?
394
00:32:00,599 --> 00:32:02,658
Things happen differently
down here.
395
00:32:02,734 --> 00:32:05,498
Little bit of magic
never did anyone any harm.
396
00:32:05,570 --> 00:32:07,037
You have to believe.
397
00:32:07,105 --> 00:32:08,800
Oh, absolutely, yeah.
398
00:32:08,873 --> 00:32:10,568
Wh-o-o-o-oa!
399
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:18,576
If that's the way you feel,
you shouldn't have come here.
400
00:32:21,486 --> 00:32:23,420
If you don't mind,
I've got to get dressed.
401
00:32:23,488 --> 00:32:27,447
And, um, don't let the door
hit your ass on the way out.
402
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:50,211
There you go, Vicar.
403
00:32:50,282 --> 00:32:52,614
"Fumer provoque le cancer."
404
00:32:52,684 --> 00:32:55,710
That's French
for "fresh from the continent."
405
00:32:55,787 --> 00:32:58,654
?4.50, please.
406
00:32:58,723 --> 00:33:01,214
Afraid this'll be the last
for a while.
407
00:33:01,293 --> 00:33:03,227
I'm closing down
this side of my operation
408
00:33:03,295 --> 00:33:05,126
for the foreseeable future.
409
00:33:05,196 --> 00:33:06,196
Trouble?
410
00:33:08,199 --> 00:33:09,689
I understand.
411
00:33:14,039 --> 00:33:15,039
Excuse me.
412
00:33:15,106 --> 00:33:17,097
We're looking for
a Charles Blake.
413
00:33:17,175 --> 00:33:19,370
- That would be me.
- Customs and Excise.
414
00:33:19,444 --> 00:33:20,444
We're making inquiries
415
00:33:20,512 --> 00:33:22,412
into the possibility
of illegal contraband
416
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:24,539
arriving here on the north coast
last night.
417
00:33:24,616 --> 00:33:26,982
There was a sighting of a vessel
acting suspiciously,
418
00:33:27,052 --> 00:33:28,815
possibly putting ashore
at Dizzard.
419
00:33:28,887 --> 00:33:31,685
That's your place, isn't it,
Charley?
420
00:33:32,824 --> 00:33:35,292
- Yeah.
- Know anything about it?
421
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:36,691
No.
422
00:33:36,761 --> 00:33:38,490
So you weren't
out in your boat last night?
423
00:33:38,563 --> 00:33:39,325
No, sir.
424
00:33:39,397 --> 00:33:41,160
An eyewitness saw a boat
put into your cove
425
00:33:41,232 --> 00:33:42,312
at about 5:00 this morning.
426
00:33:42,367 --> 00:33:43,732
- Wasn't you?
- No, sir.
427
00:33:43,802 --> 00:33:46,100
So where were you when
a constable knocked on your door
428
00:33:46,171 --> 00:33:47,638
at 5:30 this morning?
429
00:33:47,706 --> 00:33:49,503
On my way here.
430
00:33:49,574 --> 00:33:50,598
Why?
431
00:33:52,143 --> 00:33:54,134
I checked my stock.
432
00:33:54,212 --> 00:33:55,679
I thought I'd come
into the village,
433
00:33:55,747 --> 00:33:57,510
buy some bread for my breakfast.
434
00:33:57,582 --> 00:34:00,642
- What stock?
- I've 20 sheep.
435
00:34:00,719 --> 00:34:02,880
- What kind?
- Jacobs.
436
00:34:02,954 --> 00:34:05,422
- My dad's got Jacobs.
- Shut up.
437
00:34:06,891 --> 00:34:08,654
Have you seen or heard
anything suspicious,
438
00:34:08,727 --> 00:34:11,389
any strangers acting, uh...
439
00:34:11,463 --> 00:34:14,990
Suspiciously? No, sir.
440
00:34:15,066 --> 00:34:17,159
You'll tell us is you hear
anything, wouldn't you, Charley?
441
00:34:17,235 --> 00:34:18,634
Oh!
442
00:34:19,704 --> 00:34:23,162
Some idiot's left their car
blocking the entire street.
443
00:34:23,241 --> 00:34:25,038
There's always one, isn't there?
444
00:34:28,313 --> 00:34:30,713
- Your car, is it?
- That's right.
445
00:34:30,782 --> 00:34:33,307
If we want to park our car in
the middle of the road, we will.
446
00:34:33,385 --> 00:34:36,320
Because we're customs agents.
447
00:34:36,388 --> 00:34:37,719
Oh.
448
00:34:37,789 --> 00:34:40,223
- Never have guessed.
- What does that mean?
449
00:34:40,291 --> 00:34:41,918
It means
you've left your car blocking...
450
00:34:41,993 --> 00:34:44,188
Yeah, all right.
Just shut it, right?
451
00:34:45,930 --> 00:34:47,625
You keep smiling, Charley.
452
00:34:47,699 --> 00:34:49,860
But remember this...
We're gonna be watching you.
453
00:34:49,934 --> 00:34:51,424
If we find anything
that might suggest
454
00:34:51,503 --> 00:34:53,334
you're involved in something
you shouldn't be...
455
00:34:53,405 --> 00:34:56,897
ooh, you naughty boy...
not even the big geezer upstairs
456
00:34:56,975 --> 00:34:58,738
is gonna be able
to sort you out, capisce?
457
00:34:58,810 --> 00:35:00,801
Capisce.
458
00:35:02,714 --> 00:35:04,807
I'll be keeping me eye
on you and all, chum.
459
00:35:05,817 --> 00:35:07,341
I look forward to that.
460
00:35:20,932 --> 00:35:23,127
Charley, you don't happen
to know anything
461
00:35:23,201 --> 00:35:25,362
about a cloutie, do you?
462
00:35:33,144 --> 00:35:35,544
North and west,
I've done with thee,
463
00:35:35,613 --> 00:35:38,582
and so I turn toward the south.
464
00:35:40,318 --> 00:35:41,649
Even ash...
465
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:43,778
Hello there.
466
00:35:43,855 --> 00:35:45,379
Sorry.
Am I interrupting something?
467
00:35:45,457 --> 00:35:49,393
Uh, nearly finished.
Take a seat.
468
00:35:49,461 --> 00:35:53,522
Even ash, even ash,
I pluck thee,
469
00:35:53,598 --> 00:35:56,590
this night my true love to see,
470
00:35:56,668 --> 00:35:59,899
neither in his rick
or in his rear,
471
00:35:59,971 --> 00:36:03,737
but in the clothes
he does every day wear.
472
00:36:03,808 --> 00:36:07,039
So mort it be.
473
00:36:11,416 --> 00:36:12,883
W-What happens now?
474
00:36:12,951 --> 00:36:15,385
Tonight I shall see him.
475
00:36:16,421 --> 00:36:17,513
And this works?
476
00:36:20,191 --> 00:36:21,317
Always.
477
00:36:23,461 --> 00:36:25,122
What can I do for you?
478
00:36:36,908 --> 00:36:38,432
One cloutie.
479
00:36:38,510 --> 00:36:40,102
- That's it, is it?
- Mm-hmm.
480
00:36:40,178 --> 00:36:41,611
Terrific.
481
00:36:41,679 --> 00:36:43,271
Thanks, Lolita.
482
00:36:56,194 --> 00:36:57,991
Hello.
483
00:36:58,062 --> 00:36:59,120
Hello?
484
00:36:59,197 --> 00:37:02,166
Charley. What are you doing
in a phone box?
485
00:37:02,233 --> 00:37:03,427
Customs are onto us.
486
00:37:04,435 --> 00:37:06,835
- What do you mean?
- Someone saw me coming in.
487
00:37:06,905 --> 00:37:08,668
- They sure it's you?
- No.
488
00:37:08,740 --> 00:37:10,332
Did they see
what you had on board?
489
00:37:10,408 --> 00:37:13,002
- I don't think so.
- Then we're okay.
490
00:37:13,077 --> 00:37:14,840
Just don't go
anywhere near the mine.
491
00:37:14,913 --> 00:37:17,143
If they're watching us,
there's nothing we can do, yeah.
492
00:37:17,215 --> 00:37:18,477
You stay away, you hear?
493
00:37:18,550 --> 00:37:21,747
- For how long?
- Till they go.
494
00:37:31,162 --> 00:37:33,187
Come in.
495
00:37:33,264 --> 00:37:34,925
Henry Pinton to see you, Doctor.
496
00:37:34,999 --> 00:37:36,432
Thank you. Show him in.
497
00:37:36,501 --> 00:37:38,025
- Henry.
- Thank you.
498
00:37:39,604 --> 00:37:42,164
- Hello, Henry. How are you?
- Oh, not too bad, Doctor.
499
00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:43,400
How's that arm?
500
00:37:43,474 --> 00:37:45,237
- Stiff.
- Is it?
501
00:37:46,077 --> 00:37:47,101
Yep, okay.
502
00:37:47,178 --> 00:37:50,409
Slip your shirt off, sit down.
I'll give you your shot.
503
00:37:52,550 --> 00:37:54,677
Have you met
your new neighbors yet?
504
00:37:54,752 --> 00:37:57,482
Yes. They're lovely people.
505
00:37:57,555 --> 00:38:00,456
Little girl was a bit worried
about the Beast of Bodmin.
506
00:38:00,525 --> 00:38:01,890
Really?
507
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:05,225
But I said, "I've been
in Trevine for 25 years",
508
00:38:05,296 --> 00:38:06,957
haven't lost a sheep yet.
509
00:38:07,031 --> 00:38:08,123
If there was a beast,
510
00:38:08,199 --> 00:38:11,828
"I'd know because every morning
I count my girls."
511
00:38:11,903 --> 00:38:14,303
- Did that reassure her?
- It did that.
512
00:38:14,372 --> 00:38:15,930
Great.
513
00:38:19,978 --> 00:38:23,072
Is that one of
Lolita's clouties?
514
00:38:23,147 --> 00:38:24,944
Yes, it is.
515
00:38:25,016 --> 00:38:27,678
You want to be very careful
how you use those.
516
00:38:27,752 --> 00:38:29,982
They're mighty powerful.
517
00:38:32,590 --> 00:38:34,888
Hmm. Really?
518
00:38:35,927 --> 00:38:37,292
Sweetie?
519
00:38:37,829 --> 00:38:40,229
Oh. Thank you, Doctor.
520
00:38:41,366 --> 00:38:42,890
Hey, Herbert.
521
00:38:42,967 --> 00:38:44,647
- Hello, Rob.
- Hello, mate. How you doing?
522
00:38:44,702 --> 00:38:47,034
- Fine. What can I do for you?
- Is your boat still for sale?
523
00:38:47,105 --> 00:38:48,197
- Yes.
- Excellent.
524
00:38:56,914 --> 00:39:00,042
I mean, there's so many
words we use every day,
525
00:39:00,118 --> 00:39:02,382
and we don't know
where they come from.
526
00:39:03,554 --> 00:39:06,546
Take a packet
of Rizla rolling papers.
527
00:39:06,624 --> 00:39:08,148
I mean,
not many people know this,
528
00:39:08,226 --> 00:39:09,420
but the inventor's name's
529
00:39:09,494 --> 00:39:11,621
actually on the outside
of the pack.
530
00:39:11,696 --> 00:39:13,561
You see this part?
531
00:39:13,631 --> 00:39:14,723
"Riz."
532
00:39:14,799 --> 00:39:17,290
That's French for rice paper.
533
00:39:17,368 --> 00:39:19,233
That's what they're made of.
534
00:39:19,303 --> 00:39:22,431
Now, the "La" part... that's the
part we're interested in...
535
00:39:22,507 --> 00:39:23,439
No, we're not.
536
00:39:23,508 --> 00:39:26,306
The "La" part and the picture
of the cross next to it...
537
00:39:26,377 --> 00:39:28,368
That's the man's name.
538
00:39:28,446 --> 00:39:30,311
Lacroix.
539
00:39:30,381 --> 00:39:36,479
Lacroix... the French inventor
of Rizla rolling papers.
540
00:39:43,294 --> 00:39:46,354
Do you know why Tia Maria's
called Tia Maria?
541
00:39:49,300 --> 00:39:50,631
Customs.
542
00:39:50,702 --> 00:39:53,000
What you talking
to Rob Blake about?
543
00:39:53,071 --> 00:39:55,198
- Boat.
- Yeah, what about it?
544
00:39:55,273 --> 00:39:57,002
He wants to buy it.
545
00:39:58,376 --> 00:40:00,071
How's he gonna pay
for that, then?
546
00:40:00,144 --> 00:40:02,442
Cash. It's always cash with Rob.
547
00:40:02,513 --> 00:40:04,811
Yeah. Yeah, I'll bet it is.
548
00:40:12,323 --> 00:40:13,984
Rob Blake?
549
00:40:14,826 --> 00:40:16,316
Customs.
550
00:40:16,394 --> 00:40:18,089
Mind if we join you
for a minute?
551
00:40:24,569 --> 00:40:26,969
So, uh, how long
were you away for?
552
00:40:27,038 --> 00:40:29,404
- Oh, a couple of years.
- Must be nice, eh?
553
00:40:29,474 --> 00:40:32,375
Sail 'round the world
couple of years.
554
00:40:32,443 --> 00:40:33,705
Where did you get the money?
555
00:40:34,979 --> 00:40:38,847
I sold my share of our farm to
Henry Pinton when Father died.
556
00:40:38,916 --> 00:40:42,647
Bought this little beauty.
Left Charley to run the rest.
557
00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:44,847
Your brother,
Charles Blake, owns Tredrizzard?
558
00:40:44,922 --> 00:40:46,355
Yeah.
559
00:40:49,460 --> 00:40:51,223
I guess,
with a boat like this, Rob,
560
00:40:51,295 --> 00:40:54,093
you don't get much interest from
the authorities on your travels.
561
00:40:54,165 --> 00:40:55,165
No.
562
00:40:55,199 --> 00:40:56,632
Very clever.
563
00:41:03,941 --> 00:41:05,272
You smoke marijuana, Rob?
564
00:41:06,344 --> 00:41:08,676
Oh, I swear I can smell
something a bit funny on here.
565
00:41:08,746 --> 00:41:10,043
Oh, that's the bilges.
566
00:41:10,114 --> 00:41:11,979
Yeah, I've got a leak
on a garboard seal.
567
00:41:12,049 --> 00:41:13,073
- Really?
- Yeah.
568
00:41:14,619 --> 00:41:16,484
So, what do you keep
in the bilges?
569
00:41:16,554 --> 00:41:18,647
Shit, normally.
570
00:41:31,736 --> 00:41:33,636
Know what
I'm dying to find out, Rob?
571
00:41:35,006 --> 00:41:37,566
What your brother took off
this boat two nights ago.
572
00:41:37,642 --> 00:41:39,082
Don't know
what you're talking about.
573
00:41:39,110 --> 00:41:42,102
Coast guard
tracked you from Falmouth.
574
00:41:42,180 --> 00:41:43,738
You would have
sailed past Tredrizzard
575
00:41:43,815 --> 00:41:45,908
at approximately the same time
as a boat was spotted
576
00:41:45,983 --> 00:41:48,474
heading back
to your brother's private cove.
577
00:41:48,553 --> 00:41:49,884
Your vessel, Rob,
578
00:41:49,954 --> 00:41:52,354
was the only vessel registered
in the area at that time.
579
00:41:52,423 --> 00:41:54,015
Yeah, but it's August.
580
00:41:54,091 --> 00:41:55,491
There's a lot of yachts
in that area
581
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:57,653
aren't registered with
the coast guard at Falmouth.
582
00:41:57,728 --> 00:42:00,856
You must have me mistaken
for somebody else.
583
00:42:21,619 --> 00:42:23,746
With this cloutie
584
00:42:23,821 --> 00:42:27,985
I do wish to become
the one true owner
585
00:42:28,059 --> 00:42:30,687
of Tregrunnt Farm
586
00:42:30,761 --> 00:42:35,664
by any means foul or fair.
587
00:42:37,969 --> 00:42:40,335
By any means fair.
588
00:42:42,073 --> 00:42:45,099
If you could manage that,
I'd be grateful.
589
00:42:50,281 --> 00:42:51,543
Yeah.
590
00:43:13,804 --> 00:43:15,601
Anybody there?
591
00:43:32,990 --> 00:43:34,321
Who's that?
592
00:43:58,582 --> 00:44:00,015
What's that?
593
00:44:08,526 --> 00:44:11,017
Oh, Jesus.
594
00:44:11,862 --> 00:44:13,420
It had a broken neck,
595
00:44:13,497 --> 00:44:16,261
with the skin stripped back
from its head.
596
00:44:16,334 --> 00:44:20,134
But the weird thing was it was
sort of hidden like, in a bush.
597
00:44:20,204 --> 00:44:22,001
Definitely cat kill, Henry.
598
00:44:22,073 --> 00:44:24,098
How do we know it wasn't dogs?
599
00:44:24,175 --> 00:44:25,574
Dogs don't kill like that.
600
00:44:25,643 --> 00:44:26,763
- Pint, there, Doc.
- Please.
601
00:44:26,811 --> 00:44:28,870
They're cowards.
They hunt in packs.
602
00:44:28,946 --> 00:44:31,608
Bring an animal down
from the rear, gorge themselves,
603
00:44:31,682 --> 00:44:33,274
leave it where it falls.
604
00:44:33,351 --> 00:44:35,478
Cats are a different kind
of killer.
605
00:44:35,553 --> 00:44:37,646
Big cat will kill
by severing the spinal cord
606
00:44:37,722 --> 00:44:39,280
with a bite
to the back of the neck.
607
00:44:39,357 --> 00:44:42,849
Then drag it off, bury it,
come back when he's hungry.
608
00:44:42,927 --> 00:44:45,122
Where the hell did you learn
all that from, then?
609
00:44:47,164 --> 00:44:49,257
Oh, right. Justine's got
a ton of them things.
610
00:44:49,333 --> 00:44:51,528
So, what we saying here, boys?
611
00:44:51,602 --> 00:44:53,900
The beast is back, Henry.
612
00:44:55,106 --> 00:44:56,130
Who's back?
613
00:44:56,207 --> 00:44:57,333
The Beast of Bodmin, Doc.
614
00:44:57,408 --> 00:44:59,103
Last night he killed
one of Henry's ewes.
615
00:44:59,176 --> 00:45:00,973
One? He took two of my ewes.
616
00:45:01,045 --> 00:45:03,172
Found one this morning.
The other's still missing.
617
00:45:03,247 --> 00:45:04,475
Wow!
618
00:45:04,548 --> 00:45:06,413
That's... That's bad luck,
isn't it?
619
00:45:06,484 --> 00:45:08,452
Bad luck. What are you gonna do?
620
00:45:08,519 --> 00:45:10,749
- Call the papers.
- Henry, do me a favor.
621
00:45:10,821 --> 00:45:12,652
Don't go reporting this
to the papers.
622
00:45:12,723 --> 00:45:13,655
If the papers find out...
623
00:45:13,724 --> 00:45:15,851
They can pay
for my missing ewes.
624
00:45:15,926 --> 00:45:17,450
You got any change
for the phone?
625
00:45:17,528 --> 00:45:19,928
Yeah, world needs
to know, Charley.
626
00:45:19,997 --> 00:45:21,760
Certainly does.
627
00:45:45,256 --> 00:45:47,156
Hello.
628
00:45:47,224 --> 00:45:48,623
- Mr. Bowden?
- That's me.
629
00:45:48,692 --> 00:45:50,819
- Harold Reece, architect.
- Ah, yes, sir.
630
00:45:50,895 --> 00:45:52,487
So any news?
631
00:45:52,563 --> 00:45:54,258
Well, I must start
by telling you
632
00:45:54,331 --> 00:45:56,993
I'm shocked by what
has happened, shocked.
633
00:45:57,068 --> 00:45:58,729
We didn't get planning?
634
00:45:58,803 --> 00:46:01,499
They were in complete agreement
until this morning.
635
00:46:01,572 --> 00:46:03,403
Then they woke up
and changed their minds.
636
00:46:03,474 --> 00:46:05,772
No reason given.
637
00:46:05,843 --> 00:46:07,276
But you said it couldn't fail.
638
00:46:07,344 --> 00:46:09,039
I know.
639
00:46:14,385 --> 00:46:16,444
We'll appeal.
640
00:46:23,461 --> 00:46:25,429
Come in.
641
00:46:26,764 --> 00:46:28,527
Lolita to see you, Doctor.
642
00:46:28,599 --> 00:46:30,897
Terrific. Show her in.
643
00:46:34,972 --> 00:46:36,064
Hello, Lolita.
644
00:46:36,140 --> 00:46:39,234
You heard the good news?
The beast is back.
645
00:46:39,310 --> 00:46:41,403
- I have a message for you.
- Who from?
646
00:46:41,479 --> 00:46:44,380
Your wife.
She wants you to contact her.
647
00:46:44,448 --> 00:46:47,474
Well, who told you this?
Was it Mr. Magnus?
648
00:46:48,486 --> 00:46:50,477
I spoke to her on the phone.
649
00:46:50,554 --> 00:46:52,579
You got to ring her.
She's very upset.
650
00:46:52,656 --> 00:46:54,123
Well, how come she called you?
651
00:46:54,191 --> 00:46:57,092
She didn't. She called you.
I picked it up.
652
00:46:57,161 --> 00:47:00,392
- I needed some tea.
- Thanks for the message, Lolita.
653
00:47:01,899 --> 00:47:04,026
It's happened, you know?
654
00:47:04,101 --> 00:47:05,466
I've met him.
655
00:47:05,536 --> 00:47:07,470
My true love.
656
00:47:20,818 --> 00:47:21,750
Hello.
657
00:47:21,819 --> 00:47:23,787
Hello, Petronella. It's Martin.
658
00:47:23,854 --> 00:47:25,185
How are you?
659
00:47:28,592 --> 00:47:31,254
- It's official.
- What's official?
660
00:47:31,328 --> 00:47:33,660
We're divorced.
661
00:47:37,168 --> 00:47:39,602
Did... Did you hear me, Martin?
662
00:47:39,670 --> 00:47:40,864
Yes.
663
00:47:43,541 --> 00:47:45,907
Congratulations.
664
00:47:48,145 --> 00:47:49,544
You too.
665
00:47:54,151 --> 00:47:57,177
I hope you find what
you're looking for down there.
666
00:47:59,123 --> 00:48:00,750
So do I.
667
00:48:03,627 --> 00:48:05,026
Bye.
668
00:48:21,445 --> 00:48:22,810
Mrs. Peters.
669
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:25,405
Can you cancel everything
this afternoon, please?
670
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:31,681
Perhaps you'd like to bet on it,
Mrs. Gorrie.
671
00:48:31,755 --> 00:48:32,983
Brandy, perhaps?
672
00:48:33,057 --> 00:48:34,149
Oh, no.
673
00:48:36,994 --> 00:48:39,053
- Afternoon, Martin.
- Hi.
674
00:48:39,129 --> 00:48:40,756
What can I get you?
675
00:48:42,700 --> 00:48:45,430
What do you drink
to celebrate a divorce?
676
00:48:45,502 --> 00:48:46,628
Told you.
677
00:48:48,672 --> 00:48:51,072
How did you know
I was getting divorced?
678
00:48:52,676 --> 00:48:54,803
I'm sorry, Martin.
679
00:48:54,878 --> 00:48:56,175
It's... it's just...
680
00:48:56,247 --> 00:49:00,183
Everybody knows everything
about my bloody life.
681
00:49:00,251 --> 00:49:03,414
I... I must go.
682
00:49:03,487 --> 00:49:06,251
Perhaps you should come
and have tea with me later.
683
00:49:06,323 --> 00:49:07,813
- We could talk.
- I don't want to talk.
684
00:49:07,891 --> 00:49:10,451
No. Well...
685
00:49:10,527 --> 00:49:12,825
You know where I am.
686
00:49:15,866 --> 00:49:18,994
- Whiskey?
- Yes. Please.
687
00:49:24,375 --> 00:49:26,206
People are only interested
in your business
688
00:49:26,277 --> 00:49:28,973
because they care about you,
Martin.
689
00:49:29,046 --> 00:49:30,411
I'm just tired of it.
690
00:49:30,481 --> 00:49:33,041
Well, this is a village.
691
00:49:33,117 --> 00:49:35,085
One of the reasons
we choose to live here
692
00:49:35,152 --> 00:49:37,120
is because the community
is so small.
693
00:49:37,187 --> 00:49:39,246
You knew that
when you moved down.
694
00:49:40,524 --> 00:49:42,651
Nothing's changed.
Nothing will change.
695
00:49:42,726 --> 00:49:45,991
I know.
I guess I'm just...
696
00:49:47,531 --> 00:49:48,896
Angry.
697
00:49:55,939 --> 00:49:58,806
She was my best friend.
698
00:49:58,876 --> 00:50:00,434
I miss her.
699
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:05,605
Maybe what's meant to be
is meant to be.
700
00:50:05,683 --> 00:50:09,050
Please don't talk to me
about what's meant to be
701
00:50:09,119 --> 00:50:11,849
or what's written in the stars
or the tea leaves
702
00:50:11,922 --> 00:50:14,686
or the crystal ball or on
a cloutie tied to a branch.
703
00:50:14,758 --> 00:50:16,282
It's all crap.
704
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:18,419
- Is that so?
- Yes.
705
00:50:18,495 --> 00:50:20,292
Well, maybe you might be able
to explain
706
00:50:20,364 --> 00:50:23,299
why they've turned down
the planning at Tregrunnt.
707
00:50:23,367 --> 00:50:25,426
They what?
708
00:50:52,763 --> 00:50:55,698
Ah, Dr. Bamford.
And what can we do for you?
709
00:50:55,766 --> 00:50:58,929
I heard you had some bad news.
Planning application.
710
00:50:59,002 --> 00:51:01,334
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
We're going to appeal.
711
00:51:01,405 --> 00:51:03,236
Oh, I thought that once...
712
00:51:03,307 --> 00:51:05,741
I bet you did.
Don't be so stupid.
713
00:51:07,544 --> 00:51:08,738
What's this?
714
00:51:08,812 --> 00:51:10,803
This is how we're
gonna cover our costs.
715
00:51:13,183 --> 00:51:15,481
Haven't they got
anything better to print?
716
00:51:15,552 --> 00:51:17,486
Not in August
when the courts are closed
717
00:51:17,554 --> 00:51:19,317
and Parliament is in recess.
718
00:51:19,390 --> 00:51:20,823
Even the pop stars
are on holiday.
719
00:51:20,891 --> 00:51:23,189
There's nothing to write about.
720
00:51:23,260 --> 00:51:26,457
Last year it was the
great white shark of Padstow.
721
00:51:26,530 --> 00:51:27,724
Do you remember?
722
00:51:27,798 --> 00:51:29,163
No.
723
00:51:29,233 --> 00:51:31,098
No, well,
The News put up a reward
724
00:51:31,168 --> 00:51:32,499
for a photo of the animal.
725
00:51:32,569 --> 00:51:35,504
Padstow was packed with tourists
trying to get a picture of it.
726
00:51:35,572 --> 00:51:37,733
You couldn't rent a boat
for love nor money.
727
00:51:37,808 --> 00:51:40,436
This year, it's the beast.
728
00:51:40,511 --> 00:51:41,773
Yeah, Beast Valley.
729
00:51:41,845 --> 00:51:43,745
That's what I thought
we should call the place.
730
00:51:43,814 --> 00:51:45,941
Beast Valley cottages.
Catchy, isn't it?
731
00:51:49,153 --> 00:51:50,677
Excuse me.
732
00:51:59,329 --> 00:52:00,887
Off you go.
733
00:52:25,422 --> 00:52:26,354
Hi.
734
00:52:26,423 --> 00:52:28,482
Hi. How did it go?
735
00:52:28,559 --> 00:52:29,821
Terrible.
736
00:52:29,893 --> 00:52:31,258
Oh. They're staying?
737
00:52:31,328 --> 00:52:33,421
They think the beast's
gonna make them lots of money.
738
00:52:33,497 --> 00:52:35,522
Yeah.
739
00:52:36,700 --> 00:52:39,100
Do you still have that puma?
740
00:52:56,720 --> 00:52:57,846
Can I help you?
741
00:52:59,122 --> 00:53:01,647
Cats like caves, don't they?
742
00:53:01,725 --> 00:53:04,319
- I'm looking for the beast.
- Not bloody here, you're not.
743
00:53:04,394 --> 00:53:06,692
Why not? They are.
744
00:53:11,201 --> 00:53:13,726
I've got tourists crawling
over every inch of this farm
745
00:53:13,804 --> 00:53:15,601
looking for this bloody beast.
746
00:53:15,672 --> 00:53:16,764
What are we gonna do?
747
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:18,740
Charley, relax.
748
00:53:18,809 --> 00:53:20,572
I can't! I can't!
749
00:53:20,644 --> 00:53:23,010
Well, tell them to bugger off.
It's private property.
750
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:24,104
But they're everywhere.
751
00:53:24,181 --> 00:53:26,274
They're all after this reward.
752
00:53:26,350 --> 00:53:28,477
I don't know how much more
of this I can take.
753
00:53:28,552 --> 00:53:30,782
We have to empty that cave.
754
00:53:30,854 --> 00:53:32,822
- No, we can't.
- Why not?
755
00:53:32,890 --> 00:53:34,323
Because we'll get caught.
756
00:53:35,993 --> 00:53:37,290
Charley?
757
00:53:39,796 --> 00:53:41,764
- All in on it, of course.
- What?
758
00:53:41,832 --> 00:53:43,663
Ah, this beast mumbo-jumbo.
759
00:53:43,734 --> 00:53:45,065
Look at them. Bloody inbreds.
760
00:53:45,135 --> 00:53:47,228
Can't get enough of it.
761
00:53:47,304 --> 00:53:48,771
It's all a smoke screen.
762
00:53:48,839 --> 00:53:50,431
- Why?
- I don't know, do I?
763
00:53:50,507 --> 00:53:52,304
That's what we're here
to find out.
764
00:54:01,585 --> 00:54:02,745
Lolita.
765
00:54:02,819 --> 00:54:04,059
Ah, she's not there, Doc.
766
00:54:04,121 --> 00:54:05,801
Left early this morning
wearing this dress.
767
00:54:05,856 --> 00:54:07,221
I tell you what,
she looked handsome.
768
00:54:07,291 --> 00:54:10,124
Was on her way to a barbecue.
Can I help with anything?
769
00:54:10,193 --> 00:54:12,559
Uh, no. No, thanks.
770
00:54:12,629 --> 00:54:15,063
Wouldn't have nothing to do
with the cloutie, would it?
771
00:54:16,767 --> 00:54:17,791
Sorry?
772
00:54:17,868 --> 00:54:19,699
Because the vicar said
Lolita had given you one.
773
00:54:19,770 --> 00:54:21,601
And I said, "Good for Lolita."
774
00:54:21,672 --> 00:54:23,003
Oh, there you go.
775
00:54:23,073 --> 00:54:25,701
More tourists down the station.
I love this beastie!
776
00:54:25,776 --> 00:54:26,776
See you later, Doc.
777
00:54:27,778 --> 00:54:29,211
See you.
778
00:55:08,352 --> 00:55:09,979
Aargh!
779
00:55:10,053 --> 00:55:11,987
Put me in a ring with a farmer.
780
00:55:12,055 --> 00:55:13,113
Scum.
781
00:55:13,190 --> 00:55:15,818
- My dad's a farmer.
- Figures.
782
00:55:25,769 --> 00:55:26,769
Feeling better?
783
00:55:28,739 --> 00:55:30,036
Yeah.
784
00:55:30,107 --> 00:55:31,904
When you hyperventilate,
785
00:55:31,975 --> 00:55:34,170
the body gets starved
of carbon dioxide.
786
00:55:34,244 --> 00:55:35,404
By breathing in the bag,
787
00:55:35,479 --> 00:55:37,344
you're simply using up
carbon dioxide
788
00:55:37,414 --> 00:55:39,279
that the body didn't think
it wanted.
789
00:55:39,349 --> 00:55:42,409
- Works like a charm.
- Thanks.
790
00:55:44,721 --> 00:55:47,588
Is something the matter,
Charley?
791
00:55:47,658 --> 00:55:50,320
Are you in some sort of trouble?
792
00:55:53,997 --> 00:55:56,488
That bloody beast.
It's the last straw.
793
00:55:57,367 --> 00:55:59,028
I'm gonna lose everything.
794
00:55:59,102 --> 00:56:01,002
My farm. My freedom.
795
00:56:01,071 --> 00:56:02,902
My whole life.
796
00:56:02,973 --> 00:56:05,134
Oh, Charley.
797
00:56:05,208 --> 00:56:06,300
I'm sorry.
798
00:56:06,376 --> 00:56:08,708
It's all my fault.
799
00:56:08,779 --> 00:56:09,711
Eh?
800
00:56:09,780 --> 00:56:11,771
I summoned him.
801
00:56:11,848 --> 00:56:13,713
- Who?
- The beast.
802
00:56:13,784 --> 00:56:16,981
I used a cloutie.
803
00:56:17,054 --> 00:56:19,181
I made a wish.
804
00:56:20,524 --> 00:56:22,253
But I'm gonna put things right.
805
00:56:22,325 --> 00:56:24,987
You just tell me
what I can do to help.
806
00:56:26,563 --> 00:56:28,087
There's something
I'd like you to see.
807
00:56:28,165 --> 00:56:29,894
Not far.
808
00:56:33,704 --> 00:56:35,831
- One little thing...
- Yeah?
809
00:56:35,906 --> 00:56:37,430
What's a cloutie?
810
00:56:54,191 --> 00:56:56,216
Charley, is this safe?
811
00:56:56,293 --> 00:56:58,887
Just follow me.
812
00:57:07,537 --> 00:57:11,564
- Where are we, Charley?
- Father's old tin mine.
813
00:57:27,858 --> 00:57:29,826
Can you smell roast lamb,
Charley?
814
00:57:29,893 --> 00:57:32,225
That'll be Henry's sheep.
815
00:57:49,980 --> 00:57:51,641
Ah!
816
00:57:51,715 --> 00:57:53,444
Get on, Charley.
817
00:57:58,688 --> 00:58:00,986
Ah, evening, Doctor.
818
00:58:01,057 --> 00:58:02,456
Charley.
819
00:58:02,526 --> 00:58:03,788
Lolita.
820
00:58:03,860 --> 00:58:06,727
What the hell
are you doing down here?
821
00:58:06,797 --> 00:58:08,765
Come here
to be with my soul mate.
822
00:58:08,832 --> 00:58:11,027
Gybril Sylasse
and his two fine sons.
823
00:58:11,101 --> 00:58:12,432
How do you know them?
824
00:58:12,502 --> 00:58:13,867
We met a few days ago.
825
00:58:13,937 --> 00:58:16,735
Oh, this is Dr. Bamford.
826
00:58:16,807 --> 00:58:17,603
H-How do you do?
827
00:58:17,674 --> 00:58:19,699
How are you?
Pleased to meet you.
828
00:58:19,776 --> 00:58:23,837
My sons, Ossa and Bankee.
829
00:58:23,914 --> 00:58:25,754
Doc, you know
these boys are illegals.
830
00:58:25,782 --> 00:58:26,714
Are they?
831
00:58:26,783 --> 00:58:29,081
My idiot brother smuggled them
into the country
832
00:58:29,152 --> 00:58:31,746
thinking they were
political refugees.
833
00:58:31,822 --> 00:58:33,756
But they aren't. Are you?
834
00:58:33,824 --> 00:58:36,019
No, Charley. We are not.
835
00:58:36,092 --> 00:58:38,356
Just con artists.
836
00:58:38,428 --> 00:58:41,397
No, Charley. Please.
837
00:58:41,464 --> 00:58:43,295
It is not so.
838
00:58:43,366 --> 00:58:46,028
We come to Cornwall
with special gifts.
839
00:58:46,102 --> 00:58:47,034
Oh, yeah?
840
00:58:47,103 --> 00:58:49,401
They just want a better life,
Charley Blake.
841
00:58:49,472 --> 00:58:50,404
A better life.
842
00:58:50,473 --> 00:58:53,101
Just like the doctor did
when he come down here.
843
00:58:53,176 --> 00:58:54,700
If they were con artists
844
00:58:54,778 --> 00:58:56,837
do you think that after arriving
in this country
845
00:58:56,913 --> 00:58:59,746
and evading detection
from the authorities,
846
00:58:59,816 --> 00:59:02,114
that they would risk
their freedom and their lives
847
00:59:02,185 --> 00:59:03,948
just to save mine?
848
00:59:04,020 --> 00:59:06,716
What are you talking about,
Lolita?
849
00:59:09,059 --> 00:59:12,722
It was two nights ago.
The night of Lunasa.
850
00:59:14,898 --> 00:59:16,456
We were
walking through Den's woods
851
00:59:16,533 --> 00:59:18,592
on the way to our sacred site
852
00:59:18,668 --> 00:59:21,865
when we felt
we were being watched.
853
00:59:26,810 --> 00:59:27,742
Who's there?
854
00:59:27,811 --> 00:59:28,835
By who?
855
00:59:29,846 --> 00:59:31,143
The beast.
856
00:59:31,214 --> 00:59:32,841
My fault.
857
00:59:35,051 --> 00:59:36,575
It started chasing us.
858
00:59:53,270 --> 00:59:55,363
Just when we thought
we were done for.
859
00:59:59,976 --> 01:00:01,534
Back.
860
01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:11,685
It's you.
861
01:00:14,324 --> 01:00:18,158
I had broken my ankle.
Or so I thought.
862
01:00:55,598 --> 01:00:58,658
My ankle is now healed.
863
01:01:00,971 --> 01:01:02,529
I saw it.
864
01:01:02,605 --> 01:01:04,971
One minute,
her foot was dangling useless.
865
01:01:05,041 --> 01:01:06,201
The next, it was healed.
866
01:01:06,276 --> 01:01:08,039
I've never seen
anything like it.
867
01:01:08,111 --> 01:01:09,703
So, what are you saying, Lolita?
868
01:01:09,779 --> 01:01:12,441
See, Mr. Sylasse here
is a good...
869
01:01:12,515 --> 01:01:14,608
Here, who the hell are they?
870
01:01:14,684 --> 01:01:16,982
Give it a minute.
871
01:01:17,053 --> 01:01:18,384
Let them settle.
872
01:01:18,455 --> 01:01:19,945
Then we'll find out.
873
01:01:20,023 --> 01:01:22,548
So I'm asking you
to help me to help them.
874
01:01:22,625 --> 01:01:23,853
Because I don't know how.
875
01:01:23,927 --> 01:01:26,020
So why don't we just
find the boys some work
876
01:01:26,096 --> 01:01:27,620
and let them live amongst us?
877
01:01:27,697 --> 01:01:30,598
Because it's illegal,
and they'd be deported.
878
01:01:30,667 --> 01:01:33,295
And anyone who put them up
or hired them
879
01:01:33,370 --> 01:01:35,201
would be fined or jailed
or both.
880
01:01:35,271 --> 01:01:36,898
That's why.
881
01:01:36,973 --> 01:01:38,600
Oh, for crying out loud,
882
01:01:38,675 --> 01:01:40,643
I don't know why we're
all wasting our time on this.
883
01:01:40,710 --> 01:01:41,710
Mitch.
884
01:01:41,745 --> 01:01:43,406
Isn't it obvious
what we should do?
885
01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:45,471
No, if it was obvious,
I wouldn't have called you here
886
01:01:45,548 --> 01:01:46,845
to ask you your opinion,
would I?
887
01:01:46,916 --> 01:01:48,315
Marry the bastard.
888
01:01:48,385 --> 01:01:50,512
- What?
- I said marry him.
889
01:01:50,587 --> 01:01:52,680
If he becomes your husband,
he and his sons can stay.
890
01:01:52,756 --> 01:01:54,956
Problem solved. I don't know
what all the fuss is about.
891
01:01:59,496 --> 01:02:00,554
I'm not getting married
892
01:02:00,630 --> 01:02:03,690
just to please
the immigration authorities.
893
01:02:03,767 --> 01:02:07,726
Besides, we've only known
each other a short while.
894
01:02:09,506 --> 01:02:10,996
And he may not want to.
895
01:02:11,074 --> 01:02:12,166
Lolita...
896
01:02:14,711 --> 01:02:16,406
I do want to.
897
01:02:19,649 --> 01:02:22,550
Oh, bless.
898
01:02:24,621 --> 01:02:26,111
Lolita...
899
01:02:28,758 --> 01:02:30,350
Will you marry me?
900
01:02:31,861 --> 01:02:32,953
Dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
901
01:02:33,029 --> 01:02:34,587
What's this? "Romeo and Juliet"?
902
01:02:34,664 --> 01:02:37,428
You three muppets.
I want a word with you.
903
01:02:38,601 --> 01:02:40,728
Are you deaf? Come here.
904
01:02:41,771 --> 01:02:42,771
Follow me.
905
01:02:44,674 --> 01:02:46,301
Quick! In here!
906
01:02:52,849 --> 01:02:54,714
Why don't you learn
some manners?
907
01:02:54,784 --> 01:02:56,445
Out the window.
908
01:02:57,854 --> 01:02:59,788
Open the window lock.
909
01:02:59,856 --> 01:03:01,551
Just do it, boy!
910
01:03:03,927 --> 01:03:06,157
You open this door, Doctor,
or you're nicked!
911
01:03:06,229 --> 01:03:07,924
Come on, come on.
912
01:03:09,232 --> 01:03:10,631
Go on, then.
913
01:03:21,644 --> 01:03:23,043
This way!
914
01:03:36,659 --> 01:03:39,651
Terry, mind if I use
your back door?
915
01:03:39,729 --> 01:03:41,924
No. Help yourself.
Mind your head.
916
01:03:41,998 --> 01:03:44,159
There's a low beam
through there.
917
01:03:44,234 --> 01:03:46,065
Evening, Terry.
918
01:03:46,136 --> 01:03:47,433
Evening, sir.
919
01:03:47,504 --> 01:03:49,563
Thanks, Terry.
920
01:03:56,980 --> 01:03:58,777
You seen Dr. Bamford?
921
01:04:00,083 --> 01:04:01,914
- Yes, sir.
- Where'd he go?
922
01:04:01,985 --> 01:04:03,009
Well, he...
923
01:04:03,086 --> 01:04:05,213
Yes, all right, son.
Don't waste my time.
924
01:04:05,288 --> 01:04:06,983
Where'd he go?
925
01:04:07,056 --> 01:04:09,115
Through there.
926
01:04:13,830 --> 01:04:16,094
Aah!
927
01:04:18,868 --> 01:04:20,096
Clear.
928
01:04:24,774 --> 01:04:26,139
Over that way.
929
01:04:26,209 --> 01:04:28,700
Now, don't tread on the roses,
or she'll kill us.
930
01:04:31,047 --> 01:04:34,141
- And don't worry about the dog.
- What dog?
931
01:04:35,718 --> 01:04:38,516
Rex. Be nice.
932
01:04:56,940 --> 01:04:58,737
Good boy. Good boy.
933
01:04:58,808 --> 01:05:00,366
Where'd you learn that?
934
01:05:00,443 --> 01:05:03,037
- "Crocodile Dundee."
- What?
935
01:05:03,112 --> 01:05:04,579
I saw it at med school.
936
01:05:04,647 --> 01:05:05,944
Oh, where were you
at med school?
937
01:05:06,015 --> 01:05:09,473
Hospital and University of
the Witwatersrand, Johannesburg.
938
01:05:09,552 --> 01:05:11,383
- Oh?
- I am a toxicologist.
939
01:05:11,454 --> 01:05:13,547
Oh, are you?
940
01:05:15,258 --> 01:05:17,226
Of course,
I think we ought to go.
941
01:05:17,293 --> 01:05:19,318
- Let's go!
- Oh, yeah, quick! Come on!
942
01:05:20,763 --> 01:05:22,287
Are you sure they came this way?
943
01:05:22,365 --> 01:05:23,855
Of course I am.
944
01:05:28,104 --> 01:05:29,503
Get a move on. Fatty.
945
01:05:45,255 --> 01:05:46,187
Wait!
946
01:05:46,256 --> 01:05:49,089
Help! Good boy! Sit!
947
01:05:51,227 --> 01:05:52,524
We should help him.
948
01:05:52,595 --> 01:05:55,189
Get him off me! Help!
949
01:05:55,265 --> 01:05:56,323
No, sod him.
950
01:06:12,081 --> 01:06:13,810
Hello.
951
01:06:13,883 --> 01:06:17,250
Den! My God, what a long time
it's been.
952
01:06:21,224 --> 01:06:22,657
Coming!
953
01:06:27,997 --> 01:06:29,191
Oh, Lolita...
954
01:06:29,265 --> 01:06:30,630
You haven't got
a minute to waste.
955
01:06:30,700 --> 01:06:32,759
- What?
- I've just been speaking to Den.
956
01:06:32,835 --> 01:06:34,962
- Den?
- Den! The owner of Tregrunnt.
957
01:06:35,038 --> 01:06:36,972
He says he don't want to sell
to the Bowdens.
958
01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:38,769
He only wants to sell it
to a Cornishman.
959
01:06:38,841 --> 01:06:39,841
Well, that counts me out.
960
01:06:39,876 --> 01:06:41,104
Not after last night it doesn't.
961
01:06:41,177 --> 01:06:43,338
I told him how you'd helped the
village in its hour of need,
962
01:06:43,413 --> 01:06:46,109
how you'd stepped up to the mark
like a good Cornishman.
963
01:06:46,182 --> 01:06:47,649
He says if you can come up with
964
01:06:47,717 --> 01:06:52,484
the 10% of the purchase price
by midday, the farm is yours.
965
01:06:53,723 --> 01:06:54,723
Yes!
966
01:07:18,715 --> 01:07:20,512
You're nicked, sunshine.
967
01:07:23,119 --> 01:07:25,349
Look, can we do this
in about ten minutes' time?
968
01:07:25,421 --> 01:07:26,581
No.
969
01:07:26,656 --> 01:07:28,749
Customs. Thank you.
970
01:07:28,825 --> 01:07:30,315
I just want to talk
to the manager.
971
01:07:30,393 --> 01:07:33,226
Where you're going, son, you'll
'ave plenty of time to write.
972
01:07:34,330 --> 01:07:35,763
Get in your...
973
01:07:37,633 --> 01:07:39,157
Get in the 'ar.
974
01:07:39,235 --> 01:07:40,293
What?
975
01:07:40,370 --> 01:07:42,065
He said get in the car.
976
01:07:45,174 --> 01:07:46,174
Fatty.
977
01:08:03,826 --> 01:08:05,657
So where's the 'ope?
978
01:08:05,728 --> 01:08:06,728
Rope?
979
01:08:06,796 --> 01:08:08,127
Yeah, the 'ass.
980
01:08:08,197 --> 01:08:09,289
He means grass.
981
01:08:09,365 --> 01:08:11,485
- What grass?
- Yeah, that's why they're 'ere.
982
01:08:11,534 --> 01:08:12,967
- Who?
- Africans.
983
01:08:13,035 --> 01:08:14,900
Come to collect their p'ize,
haven't they?
984
01:08:14,971 --> 01:08:15,903
Their pies?
985
01:08:15,972 --> 01:08:17,200
Prize.
986
01:08:17,273 --> 01:08:19,138
Prize? What Lolita?
987
01:08:19,208 --> 01:08:22,871
Who said anything about Lolita?
988
01:08:22,945 --> 01:08:24,708
I think we can hold him,
what, "reek"?
989
01:08:24,781 --> 01:08:26,749
Well, he's allowed a shower.
990
01:08:26,816 --> 01:08:27,578
A week.
991
01:08:27,650 --> 01:08:30,847
Yeah, that's right.
Week, idiot. Week!
992
01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:33,013
Listen, who's the one
with the speech impediment?
993
01:08:33,089 --> 01:08:34,886
That's right... you, pal.
994
01:08:56,012 --> 01:08:57,946
Not strictly legal to have,
995
01:08:58,014 --> 01:09:00,915
but what the hell,
you may kiss the bride!
996
01:09:40,423 --> 01:09:42,550
Bamford. You're free to go.
997
01:09:57,473 --> 01:09:59,100
What are you doing here?
998
01:09:59,175 --> 01:10:00,767
We've come to take you home.
999
01:10:07,316 --> 01:10:10,149
I've explained everything,
you're free to leave.
1000
01:10:10,219 --> 01:10:11,447
But what about the...
1001
01:10:11,521 --> 01:10:12,761
Oh, he's going home for awhile,
1002
01:10:12,788 --> 01:10:14,517
and then I'm joining him
next week.
1003
01:10:14,590 --> 01:10:15,955
For our honeymoon.
1004
01:10:16,025 --> 01:10:18,186
And then when the Home Office
approves their visas,
1005
01:10:18,261 --> 01:10:19,990
they're all gonna come
and live with me.
1006
01:10:20,062 --> 01:10:21,495
As good Cornishmen.
1007
01:10:22,832 --> 01:10:26,495
Oh! I nearly forgot.
We have a surprise for you.
1008
01:10:27,570 --> 01:10:30,539
Mitch told us
you were arrested, so we...
1009
01:10:30,606 --> 01:10:31,971
Put up the deposit.
1010
01:10:32,041 --> 01:10:34,509
You are good for it, aren't you?
1011
01:10:36,245 --> 01:10:38,543
I don't know what to say. Oh!
1012
01:10:38,614 --> 01:10:40,980
Well, just seal it like so. Pbt!
1013
01:10:41,050 --> 01:10:43,541
And your word's your bond.
That's how we do it down here.
1014
01:10:43,619 --> 01:10:44,619
Pbt!
1015
01:10:48,858 --> 01:10:51,486
- Welcome to the family.
- Come on, let's get out of here.
1016
01:10:52,762 --> 01:10:53,990
Whose money was it?
1017
01:10:54,063 --> 01:10:56,554
Well, it was his mainly.
1018
01:10:56,632 --> 01:11:00,261
I... I think it's
a blessing in disguise, really.
1019
01:11:02,705 --> 01:11:03,637
I mean, look at it.
1020
01:11:03,706 --> 01:11:06,266
It's a filthy place
full of half-wits.
1021
01:11:08,377 --> 01:11:10,743
Do you... Do you think
we should try America?
1022
01:11:10,813 --> 01:11:14,340
- Home of Bigfoot.
- Oh, shut up, Harry.
1023
01:11:47,083 --> 01:11:50,052
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty!
1024
01:11:51,354 --> 01:11:53,686
Puss, puss, puss, puss, puss!
1025
01:11:53,756 --> 01:11:56,725
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty!
1026
01:11:58,561 --> 01:12:01,826
Puss, puss, puss, puss, puss,
puss, puss, puss, puss!
1027
01:12:22,618 --> 01:12:25,610
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