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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,229 --> 00:00:19,221 Subtitling made possible by Acorn Media 2 00:01:15,655 --> 00:01:17,782 Harry. 3 00:01:17,858 --> 00:01:19,382 You did not see the Beast of Bodmin. 4 00:01:19,459 --> 00:01:20,619 Now, stop lying. 5 00:01:20,694 --> 00:01:23,754 - How do you know I didn't? - Because it doesn't exist. 6 00:01:23,830 --> 00:01:26,060 I want to go home. I want to go home. 7 00:01:26,133 --> 00:01:28,328 Tasha, that's enough. Harry's just teasing. 8 00:01:28,402 --> 00:01:29,562 Aren't you, Harry? 9 00:01:29,636 --> 00:01:31,126 - No. - Harry! 10 00:01:31,204 --> 00:01:31,966 What? 11 00:01:32,038 --> 00:01:33,835 Do you know when I was your age, Harry, 12 00:01:33,907 --> 00:01:35,397 I loved the Loch Ness monster. 13 00:01:35,475 --> 00:01:36,737 That was my thing... Nessie. 14 00:01:36,810 --> 00:01:39,040 - Oh, for God's sake, Tim. - No, no. Let me finish. 15 00:01:39,112 --> 00:01:40,807 The Loch Ness monster was to me 16 00:01:40,881 --> 00:01:42,178 what the Beast of Bodmin is to Harry... 17 00:01:42,249 --> 00:01:44,581 just a harmless childhood fantasy. 18 00:01:44,651 --> 00:01:46,175 Isn't that right, old chum? 19 00:01:46,253 --> 00:01:50,519 "Nessie jumps on her victims from behind, breaks their necks, 20 00:01:50,590 --> 00:01:54,321 punctures their spinal cord, and rips their throats out..." 21 00:01:54,394 --> 00:01:57,158 You're right, Dad. Just a harmless fantasy. 22 00:01:57,230 --> 00:01:59,289 - Mummy! - Well done, darling. 23 00:01:59,366 --> 00:02:02,267 Right. That is enough. 24 00:02:02,335 --> 00:02:03,927 Give me that. Give me... 25 00:02:04,004 --> 00:02:05,471 Now, stop it! 26 00:02:08,542 --> 00:02:10,339 I saw it. 27 00:02:45,412 --> 00:02:47,972 It's beautiful. 28 00:02:49,015 --> 00:02:50,846 How many acres? 29 00:02:50,917 --> 00:02:52,179 20. 30 00:02:53,086 --> 00:02:56,214 And the... the village is what, five miles? 31 00:02:56,289 --> 00:02:58,849 Three. it's very close. Very, very, very. 32 00:02:58,925 --> 00:02:59,925 That's a pity. 33 00:02:59,993 --> 00:03:02,325 Well, it's more like four, really. 34 00:03:02,395 --> 00:03:05,728 Five if you go across the moors. It's very private. 35 00:03:05,799 --> 00:03:06,959 And what about the neighbors? 36 00:03:07,033 --> 00:03:09,001 Um, Charley Blake. He's the... 37 00:03:09,069 --> 00:03:10,229 The publican. 38 00:03:10,303 --> 00:03:12,601 - Very nice man. - He's a very nice man, yeah. 39 00:03:12,672 --> 00:03:15,266 He lives about a mile that way. Towards the sea. 40 00:03:15,342 --> 00:03:17,105 Has an easement to drive through here. 41 00:03:17,177 --> 00:03:19,407 - I love it. - Shall we have a look inside? 42 00:03:20,447 --> 00:03:21,937 Through here? 43 00:03:22,015 --> 00:03:24,483 As you can see, all the original features 44 00:03:24,551 --> 00:03:27,179 are basically still original. 45 00:03:28,922 --> 00:03:31,186 A-Apart from those eaten by the pigs. 46 00:03:32,325 --> 00:03:34,589 Pigs were the owner's livelihood. 47 00:03:34,661 --> 00:03:36,959 And, uh, they lived in the house with him, 48 00:03:37,030 --> 00:03:38,657 which was unusual, I suppose. 49 00:03:38,732 --> 00:03:40,359 But he was, uh... 50 00:03:40,433 --> 00:03:42,492 - A bachelor. - Yes. 51 00:03:42,569 --> 00:03:45,800 Well, I used to live with pets. Not pigs. No. 52 00:03:45,872 --> 00:03:49,740 Anyway, through here we have a traditional Cornish parlor 53 00:03:49,809 --> 00:03:52,835 which once enjoyed many original features, uh, 54 00:03:52,913 --> 00:03:55,438 including windows, of course. 55 00:03:55,515 --> 00:03:57,039 What happened? 56 00:03:57,117 --> 00:04:01,053 Well, uh, Den moved into the home about eight months ago. 57 00:04:01,121 --> 00:04:03,385 Word got out. Thieves broke in. 58 00:04:03,456 --> 00:04:06,357 Everything went. Scrimpers. 59 00:04:06,426 --> 00:04:08,053 That's good luck. 60 00:04:08,128 --> 00:04:10,358 Keep it. 61 00:04:12,499 --> 00:04:14,865 - I'd like to make an offer. - Well, great. 62 00:04:17,637 --> 00:04:20,231 Uh, would you... I better just go see. 63 00:04:24,311 --> 00:04:27,246 Mr. Shawcross? Hello? 64 00:04:27,314 --> 00:04:28,246 Timmy! 65 00:04:28,315 --> 00:04:29,907 Hello, there! 66 00:04:29,983 --> 00:04:32,543 I wasn't expecting you until next Friday. 67 00:04:32,619 --> 00:04:33,950 No, always today. 68 00:04:34,020 --> 00:04:35,715 Must have got the dates mixed up. 69 00:04:35,789 --> 00:04:38,189 - How nice to see you. - Hello. 70 00:04:38,258 --> 00:04:42,092 This is Dr. Bamford. He's also here to see the house. 71 00:04:43,697 --> 00:04:45,562 Right. You said no one else was interested. 72 00:04:45,632 --> 00:04:47,099 That's right. I did. 73 00:04:47,167 --> 00:04:48,896 - Uh, but now... - I am. 74 00:04:48,969 --> 00:04:51,130 Oh, right. 75 00:04:51,204 --> 00:04:52,728 What? 76 00:04:52,806 --> 00:04:55,673 Look! The beast! Over there! 77 00:04:55,742 --> 00:04:56,970 Look! Look, over there! 78 00:04:57,043 --> 00:04:58,601 I don't want to see the beast. 79 00:04:58,678 --> 00:05:00,646 Please, Mummy, please can we go home? 80 00:05:00,714 --> 00:05:03,410 Tasha, that is enough! He is teasing you! 81 00:05:09,456 --> 00:05:12,050 What exactly are we looking at? 82 00:05:12,125 --> 00:05:13,990 The Beast of Bodmin. 83 00:05:14,060 --> 00:05:16,654 - The... - it eats little girls. 84 00:05:17,564 --> 00:05:20,158 Ooh. Scary. 85 00:05:22,636 --> 00:05:24,035 I think you should go now. 86 00:05:24,104 --> 00:05:26,504 It's not your house. 87 00:05:28,308 --> 00:05:29,673 Yet. 88 00:05:29,743 --> 00:05:31,005 Do you know Harold Reece? 89 00:05:31,077 --> 00:05:32,169 Oh, yes. 90 00:05:32,245 --> 00:05:33,678 We do a lot of business together. 91 00:05:33,747 --> 00:05:35,715 Yes, we like the cut of Harold's jib. 92 00:05:35,782 --> 00:05:37,010 Yeah. 93 00:05:37,083 --> 00:05:39,142 He's a very practical man, isn't he, Harold? 94 00:05:39,219 --> 00:05:40,686 He has his method, all right. 95 00:05:40,754 --> 00:05:41,880 Oh, I should say so. 96 00:05:41,955 --> 00:05:45,083 He reckons we could get planning for what, 97 00:05:45,158 --> 00:05:46,523 about 20 holiday cottages? 98 00:05:46,593 --> 00:05:47,525 You're kidding. 99 00:05:47,594 --> 00:05:50,222 - No, no, all we have to... - Shut up, Tim. 100 00:05:50,296 --> 00:05:53,197 Oh. Sorry, sorry. 101 00:05:55,969 --> 00:05:57,664 Well, what happens now? 102 00:05:59,072 --> 00:06:00,869 Sealed bids? 103 00:06:03,743 --> 00:06:04,743 Good idea. 104 00:06:04,811 --> 00:06:08,372 Which we could do now, if everyone is in agreement. 105 00:06:10,417 --> 00:06:12,783 Great. 106 00:06:12,852 --> 00:06:14,717 All right. Okay. 107 00:06:14,788 --> 00:06:17,757 So I'll just go and get a pencil and paper if you'll excuse me. 108 00:06:17,824 --> 00:06:20,452 Oh! Ooh! Ah! Ooh! 109 00:06:22,228 --> 00:06:24,560 There's five grand in it for you on top of your commission 110 00:06:24,631 --> 00:06:26,121 if you accept our bid over his. 111 00:06:26,199 --> 00:06:28,690 This is Cornwall, Mrs. Bowden, not London. 112 00:06:28,768 --> 00:06:30,326 - Six, then. - Done. 113 00:06:31,638 --> 00:06:33,196 Anything broken? 114 00:06:33,273 --> 00:06:34,273 No, fine. 115 00:06:35,408 --> 00:06:37,000 Pity. 116 00:06:57,330 --> 00:06:58,888 Sorry, Doctor. 117 00:07:01,434 --> 00:07:03,732 What did you say to him earlier? 118 00:07:05,972 --> 00:07:06,904 Right. 119 00:07:06,973 --> 00:07:10,340 Well, then, I guess, if there's nothing more for me to do here, 120 00:07:10,410 --> 00:07:13,140 I'll notify the owner that he has a buyer, 121 00:07:13,213 --> 00:07:15,977 and we'll have your deposit... 122 00:07:16,049 --> 00:07:17,141 Uh, soon. 123 00:07:17,217 --> 00:07:19,151 Right. 124 00:07:19,219 --> 00:07:21,380 Goodbye, Dr. Bamford. 125 00:07:26,025 --> 00:07:28,357 I hope you find what you're looking for. 126 00:07:28,428 --> 00:07:29,895 I did. 127 00:07:31,631 --> 00:07:33,064 But the best man won. 128 00:07:38,505 --> 00:07:40,166 Mummy. 129 00:07:41,341 --> 00:07:45,505 Mummy! I don't want to stay if there's a beast. 130 00:07:45,578 --> 00:07:47,478 Tasha, darling, how many times have I told you, 131 00:07:47,547 --> 00:07:48,707 there is no beast. 132 00:07:48,782 --> 00:07:52,115 Promise. 133 00:07:52,185 --> 00:07:54,653 Look, darling, Mummy and Daddy 134 00:07:54,721 --> 00:07:57,121 would never let anything happen to you. 135 00:07:57,190 --> 00:07:59,715 You know that. Now, come on. 136 00:07:59,793 --> 00:08:01,021 Buck up! 137 00:08:01,961 --> 00:08:04,429 And be brave like Daddy. 138 00:08:11,104 --> 00:08:12,537 - Thank you. - Thank you, Justine. 139 00:08:24,350 --> 00:08:26,443 - Hello, Doctor. - Morning. 140 00:08:26,519 --> 00:08:28,783 You like Den's place, eh? 141 00:08:30,056 --> 00:08:31,648 How do you know I was at Den's place? 142 00:08:31,724 --> 00:08:33,385 Oh, Lolita told us. 143 00:08:33,459 --> 00:08:34,756 How did Lolita know? 144 00:08:34,828 --> 00:08:36,989 She saw the particulars on your mantelpiece. 145 00:08:37,063 --> 00:08:39,156 - Or was it the kitchen table? - No, it was the mantelpiece. 146 00:08:39,232 --> 00:08:41,700 It was next to the invitation to the Royal something. 147 00:08:41,768 --> 00:08:43,201 Academy. The Royal Academy. 148 00:08:43,269 --> 00:08:45,134 What was Lolita doing in my house? 149 00:08:45,205 --> 00:08:47,765 - Have to ask her. - I will. 150 00:08:50,410 --> 00:08:52,708 - Morning, Doc. - Good morning! 151 00:08:57,016 --> 00:08:58,176 Cheers. 152 00:08:58,251 --> 00:09:00,913 I must catch the tide. 153 00:09:00,987 --> 00:09:03,854 - Oh, um, if you get a lobster... - I'll drop him by. 154 00:09:03,923 --> 00:09:04,923 Thank you. 155 00:09:04,958 --> 00:09:06,289 How do you like Tregrunnt? 156 00:09:06,359 --> 00:09:08,020 Who told you I was at Tregrunnt? 157 00:09:08,094 --> 00:09:10,289 - Mitch. - Well, who told Mitch? Lolita? 158 00:09:10,363 --> 00:09:12,297 - Vernon. - Vernon? 159 00:09:12,365 --> 00:09:14,196 Has Vernon been in my cottage? 160 00:09:14,267 --> 00:09:16,565 - Why would he do that? - Well, everybody else does. 161 00:09:16,636 --> 00:09:17,796 Vernon saw you on the moors 162 00:09:17,871 --> 00:09:19,668 just before you turned in to Tregrunnt. 163 00:09:19,739 --> 00:09:21,934 Oh. Silly me. 164 00:09:27,146 --> 00:09:28,704 Have you had that wart long? 165 00:09:28,781 --> 00:09:30,749 Years. 166 00:09:30,817 --> 00:09:33,513 - I can get rid of that. - I doubt it. 167 00:09:33,586 --> 00:09:35,520 It survived nuclear attack twice. 168 00:09:35,588 --> 00:09:37,954 I zapped it, but nothing happened. 169 00:09:47,700 --> 00:09:48,962 What are you doing? 170 00:09:53,106 --> 00:09:54,106 Done. 171 00:09:55,575 --> 00:09:57,975 Oh. Thanks very much indeed. 172 00:09:58,044 --> 00:09:59,602 I'm sure the wart enjoyed it. 173 00:10:01,347 --> 00:10:02,678 Bad day? 174 00:10:02,749 --> 00:10:03,681 Yeah. 175 00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:05,411 I went to Den's farm. It was perfect. 176 00:10:05,485 --> 00:10:07,248 So I said I wanted to put in an offer. 177 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:08,320 Everything was fine. 178 00:10:08,388 --> 00:10:12,017 Then this other lot turn up, and now I've lost it. 179 00:10:12,091 --> 00:10:14,059 It doesn't exist, you know? 180 00:10:14,127 --> 00:10:15,127 It bloody does. 181 00:10:15,161 --> 00:10:17,288 It's gonna help me get that farm. 182 00:10:17,363 --> 00:10:20,264 What you should do, of course, is get yourself a cloutie. 183 00:10:20,333 --> 00:10:21,891 - A what? - Cloutie. 184 00:10:21,968 --> 00:10:22,900 It's a piece of cloth. 185 00:10:22,969 --> 00:10:25,494 You tie it to a branch, and then you make a wish. 186 00:10:25,571 --> 00:10:28,438 And as the cloth rots, the wish comes true. 187 00:10:28,508 --> 00:10:30,874 - But you have to be careful. - Yeah, that's right. 188 00:10:30,944 --> 00:10:32,775 Because what you wish for will come back at you. 189 00:10:32,845 --> 00:10:34,278 Threefold. 190 00:10:35,315 --> 00:10:37,180 What a load of old cobblers. 191 00:11:10,350 --> 00:11:12,375 All right. 192 00:11:12,452 --> 00:11:13,885 Stop. 193 00:11:16,889 --> 00:11:19,858 - Can I help you? - This is private property. 194 00:11:19,926 --> 00:11:21,018 Yes, and we're the new owners, 195 00:11:21,094 --> 00:11:22,374 and you happen to be trespassing. 196 00:11:22,428 --> 00:11:23,428 You are? 197 00:11:24,764 --> 00:11:28,063 Charles Blake. I own Tredrizzard. 198 00:11:28,134 --> 00:11:29,431 I'm down the valley. 199 00:11:31,471 --> 00:11:33,268 Oh, right. I'm Nicky Bowden. 200 00:11:33,339 --> 00:11:36,069 - And this is Tim, my husband. - Hi. 201 00:11:36,142 --> 00:11:38,337 Can we offer you a cup of tea or anything? 202 00:11:38,411 --> 00:11:40,003 Uh, no. Thank you. 203 00:11:40,079 --> 00:11:41,569 Things to do. 204 00:11:41,647 --> 00:11:44,172 Oh. Out the way. 205 00:12:25,558 --> 00:12:26,855 That you, brother? 206 00:12:26,926 --> 00:12:29,417 Been trying to get hold of you for days. Where have you been? 207 00:12:29,495 --> 00:12:32,464 There was a big storm in Biscay. Had no time for the phone. 208 00:12:32,532 --> 00:12:33,965 Where are you now? 209 00:12:34,033 --> 00:12:36,297 Just rounded the cape. Is everything ready? 210 00:12:36,369 --> 00:12:38,462 No. Everything is not ready. 211 00:12:38,538 --> 00:12:41,803 You're two days early and Tregrunnt has new owners. 212 00:12:41,874 --> 00:12:44,206 We have to postpone this madness. 213 00:12:44,277 --> 00:12:45,801 Charley, I can't do that. 214 00:12:45,878 --> 00:12:49,075 I'm on the radar at Falmouth. It's got to be tonight. 215 00:13:04,030 --> 00:13:05,463 Come in. 216 00:13:06,466 --> 00:13:07,728 Lolita is here to see you, Doctor. 217 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:10,428 Oh, good. Show her in, please. 218 00:13:12,872 --> 00:13:14,840 Lolita. 219 00:13:14,907 --> 00:13:16,340 How are we today? 220 00:13:16,409 --> 00:13:18,639 No one likes being a widow, Doctor. 221 00:13:18,711 --> 00:13:20,679 Well, you just need to find yourself... 222 00:13:20,746 --> 00:13:22,611 A good Cornishman. Aye. 223 00:13:22,682 --> 00:13:24,377 I'm not too worried though, you know? 224 00:13:24,450 --> 00:13:25,382 No? Why is that? 225 00:13:25,451 --> 00:13:27,544 A man is coming for me. 226 00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:30,145 Good. Maybe he can keep you out of my cottage. 227 00:13:31,324 --> 00:13:32,689 Who's the lucky fellow? 228 00:13:32,758 --> 00:13:34,885 I don't know. I haven't set eyes on him yet. 229 00:13:34,961 --> 00:13:38,488 But I will do with the help of Mr. Magnus. 230 00:13:38,564 --> 00:13:40,327 Who's Mr. Magnus? 231 00:13:40,399 --> 00:13:41,923 My spiritual guide. 232 00:13:42,001 --> 00:13:44,731 Ahh. 233 00:13:44,804 --> 00:13:46,829 What can I do for you? 234 00:13:46,906 --> 00:13:49,568 I have a sickness, doctor. 235 00:13:49,642 --> 00:13:52,110 See, next week is a big one for us. 236 00:13:52,178 --> 00:13:53,543 Lunasa. 237 00:13:53,613 --> 00:13:57,174 It's the celebration of the Greek moon goddess, Artemis. 238 00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:59,810 Now, if I'm gonna go sky-clad on that one, 239 00:13:59,886 --> 00:14:03,151 I don't want to be carrying a cold, if you know what I mean. 240 00:14:04,190 --> 00:14:06,488 Lolita, you and I have to discuss something. 241 00:14:06,559 --> 00:14:08,322 I know. 242 00:14:08,394 --> 00:14:12,490 Now, I... I don't want to seem antisocial or ungrateful, 243 00:14:12,565 --> 00:14:14,829 but I really do need... 244 00:14:14,901 --> 00:14:17,870 Tregrunnt. You were gazumped, right? 245 00:14:17,937 --> 00:14:19,564 - Yes. - We'll use a cloutie. 246 00:14:19,639 --> 00:14:21,971 - Oh, not you as well. - Are you doubting a cloutie? 247 00:14:22,041 --> 00:14:23,770 Where I come from, if you want to buy a house, 248 00:14:23,843 --> 00:14:25,902 you use money, not a cloutie. 249 00:14:25,978 --> 00:14:28,538 Well, we do things differently down here, Doctor. 250 00:14:28,614 --> 00:14:29,603 You should know that by now. 251 00:14:29,682 --> 00:14:32,310 Oh, yes, Cornish problems require Cornish solutions. 252 00:14:32,385 --> 00:14:34,250 Yes, well, I've got a Cornish solution of my own. 253 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:36,049 - Not a cloutie? - No, not a cloutie. 254 00:14:36,122 --> 00:14:38,352 - Clouties are very powerful. - I'm sure they are. 255 00:14:38,424 --> 00:14:40,892 Mm. Oh, well. You'll learn. 256 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,827 You gonna examine me or am I gonna catch my death of cold? 257 00:14:43,896 --> 00:14:45,022 Yes, of course. Sorry. 258 00:15:32,912 --> 00:15:34,743 Woof! Woof! Woof! 259 00:15:39,352 --> 00:15:40,444 Night, Doctor. 260 00:15:40,519 --> 00:15:41,679 Oh. Good night. 261 00:15:41,754 --> 00:15:44,416 Bloody cat! 262 00:15:47,593 --> 00:15:49,652 Good night. 263 00:15:56,235 --> 00:15:57,600 Hello? 264 00:15:57,670 --> 00:15:59,729 Charley? We've got a small problem. 265 00:15:59,805 --> 00:16:01,830 - What's that? - Wind's dropped. 266 00:16:01,907 --> 00:16:04,239 - Use the engine. - I can't. 267 00:16:04,310 --> 00:16:06,642 - Why not? - Don't have any diesel. 268 00:16:06,712 --> 00:16:09,180 - What happened to the diesel? - I spent the money. 269 00:16:09,248 --> 00:16:14,208 - On what? - Oh, Spanish senoritas. 270 00:16:14,287 --> 00:16:15,481 No, don't worry. I'm coming. 271 00:16:15,554 --> 00:16:17,954 You better make it by daylight. 272 00:17:04,203 --> 00:17:05,727 What was that? 273 00:17:17,483 --> 00:17:19,747 - It's here! - What is? 274 00:17:19,819 --> 00:17:22,379 The beast! The beast is outside! 275 00:17:33,899 --> 00:17:36,333 - No, that's no beast. - What is it? 276 00:17:36,402 --> 00:17:37,494 No, trust me. 277 00:17:37,570 --> 00:17:39,367 I've heard plenty of big cats in Africa. 278 00:17:39,438 --> 00:17:42,430 That's no big cat. It's more like a domestic tom. 279 00:17:42,508 --> 00:17:44,635 You see? 280 00:17:44,710 --> 00:17:47,178 There's nothing to worry about. Now, go back to bed. 281 00:17:47,246 --> 00:17:49,009 Can't I sleep with you? 282 00:17:49,081 --> 00:17:51,140 Please. 283 00:17:51,217 --> 00:17:54,152 Oh, come on. Come on, then. 284 00:18:42,101 --> 00:18:43,625 Oh! 285 00:18:43,702 --> 00:18:46,102 That was human. There's someone out there. 286 00:18:59,652 --> 00:19:03,247 I don't know who you are, but I'm warning you. 287 00:19:03,322 --> 00:19:06,723 I'm an officer in Her Majesty's British Army. 288 00:19:10,463 --> 00:19:14,229 I'm armed, and I'm not afraid to use it. 289 00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:18,066 So put your hands in the air, come out, and I won't shoot you. 290 00:19:35,454 --> 00:19:38,855 I warn you! I will shoot! 291 00:19:38,924 --> 00:19:41,290 So come out with your hands raised! 292 00:19:45,865 --> 00:19:47,594 By the house, Dad! 293 00:20:27,139 --> 00:20:28,470 Got you. 294 00:20:45,291 --> 00:20:47,521 Well, you must have more than one constable on duty 295 00:20:47,593 --> 00:20:49,060 on the north coast. 296 00:20:51,564 --> 00:20:54,328 Right. Thank you. Goodbye. 297 00:20:56,101 --> 00:20:57,591 Won't be long. 298 00:21:55,427 --> 00:21:56,189 Yeah. 299 00:21:56,261 --> 00:22:00,698 � And if ever I return again � 300 00:22:00,766 --> 00:22:04,463 � I shall make you my bride � 301 00:22:06,138 --> 00:22:07,138 Charley? 302 00:23:40,566 --> 00:23:44,525 Greetings from Africa. 303 00:23:44,603 --> 00:23:47,697 I'll give you greetings from bloody Africa, you daft bastard. 304 00:23:48,774 --> 00:23:51,038 Anybody sees us, we'll go to jail. 305 00:23:53,545 --> 00:23:55,069 Hug? 306 00:23:55,147 --> 00:23:57,581 You've done plenty of crazy things in the past, 307 00:23:57,649 --> 00:23:59,549 but this is totally insane. 308 00:23:59,618 --> 00:24:02,178 Come on. 309 00:24:03,288 --> 00:24:05,188 I want to show you something. 310 00:24:12,531 --> 00:24:14,931 Blimey. 311 00:24:45,697 --> 00:24:48,131 Coast guard, please. 312 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:52,899 Well, someone who deals with smuggling! 313 00:24:57,509 --> 00:24:59,238 Vernon. Vernon! 314 00:24:59,311 --> 00:25:01,336 Coast guard's got an emergency job for you, boy! 315 00:25:22,768 --> 00:25:25,066 Nobody here now. 316 00:25:27,172 --> 00:25:29,106 Did you get a look at him? 317 00:25:29,174 --> 00:25:31,938 Well, uh... Well, he was wearing camouflage. 318 00:25:32,010 --> 00:25:34,103 What was he doing wearing camouflage? 319 00:25:34,179 --> 00:25:35,579 John, are you there? 320 00:25:35,614 --> 00:25:36,672 Come back, please. 321 00:25:36,748 --> 00:25:37,772 John, here. 322 00:25:37,850 --> 00:25:39,112 I've a reported sighting 323 00:25:39,184 --> 00:25:41,914 of two vessels acting suspiciously off Dizzard Point. 324 00:25:41,987 --> 00:25:43,955 Coast guard has a man on the way. 325 00:25:44,022 --> 00:25:46,013 Could you give him backup? Over. 326 00:25:46,091 --> 00:25:48,889 Message received, Peter. On me way. 327 00:26:53,258 --> 00:26:55,453 - Did you see anything? - No, sir. 328 00:26:55,527 --> 00:26:58,189 - What about Charley's boat? - On its mooring, sir. 329 00:26:58,263 --> 00:27:00,993 - See any yachts? - No, sir. 330 00:27:01,066 --> 00:27:03,864 We're dealing with some slick professionals here, boy. 331 00:27:03,936 --> 00:27:05,301 Think so, sir? 332 00:27:27,292 --> 00:27:29,419 - Now what, sir? - We visit Charley. 333 00:27:29,494 --> 00:27:30,825 You don't think Charley's involved 334 00:27:30,896 --> 00:27:32,329 in smuggling, do you, sir? 335 00:27:32,397 --> 00:27:34,126 Someone 'round here is up to something, 336 00:27:34,199 --> 00:27:35,564 and I intend to find out who. 337 00:27:35,634 --> 00:27:36,862 It's very exciting, sir. 338 00:27:36,935 --> 00:27:39,062 Very, very exciting. 339 00:27:45,744 --> 00:27:47,837 Charley? 340 00:27:48,847 --> 00:27:50,337 You there? 341 00:27:51,683 --> 00:27:53,150 Where is he? 342 00:28:22,914 --> 00:28:24,347 Shit! 343 00:28:49,307 --> 00:28:50,797 Morning, Doc. 344 00:28:50,876 --> 00:28:53,208 Morning, Charley. 345 00:28:53,278 --> 00:28:54,302 You're up early. 346 00:28:54,379 --> 00:28:56,813 Yeah, yeah, I just wanted to do that. 347 00:28:58,984 --> 00:29:00,918 Why's your face black? 348 00:29:00,986 --> 00:29:03,216 Mm? Is it? 349 00:29:04,456 --> 00:29:07,823 Uh, so it is. I must have, uh... 350 00:29:07,893 --> 00:29:09,724 Put it on. 351 00:29:10,729 --> 00:29:13,698 - Yeah. - Were you spying on me? 352 00:29:14,533 --> 00:29:16,091 Why on earth would I want to do that? 353 00:29:16,168 --> 00:29:18,898 Well, you're the one with the binoculars. You tell me. 354 00:29:18,970 --> 00:29:21,200 Oh. All right. 355 00:29:21,273 --> 00:29:24,674 I was trying to impersonate the beast. 356 00:29:24,743 --> 00:29:25,675 What? 357 00:29:25,744 --> 00:29:27,211 The Beast of bloody Bodmin. 358 00:29:27,279 --> 00:29:29,213 I thought it might scare off that horrible woman 359 00:29:29,281 --> 00:29:30,976 and her family down at Tregrunnt. 360 00:29:31,049 --> 00:29:33,449 You know, she said something to that estate agent. 361 00:29:33,518 --> 00:29:35,518 So I thought to myself, "if she can bend the rules, 362 00:29:35,587 --> 00:29:36,713 I can bend the rules too." 363 00:29:39,658 --> 00:29:42,092 Yeah, isn't this all just a little bit... 364 00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:44,219 - it's desperate, isn't it? - Yes. 365 00:29:44,296 --> 00:29:46,764 I really want that house, Charley. 366 00:30:24,669 --> 00:30:26,796 "I wanted to thank you." 367 00:30:26,872 --> 00:30:28,237 "I wanted to say thank you." 368 00:30:28,306 --> 00:30:29,466 No, "I just wanted..." 369 00:30:29,541 --> 00:30:32,476 Yes, "I just..." 370 00:30:32,544 --> 00:30:35,775 "I just wanted to say thank you." 371 00:30:35,847 --> 00:30:36,847 Yeah. 372 00:30:40,919 --> 00:30:42,409 Morning. 373 00:30:43,655 --> 00:30:45,520 I came to thank you. 374 00:30:45,590 --> 00:30:47,649 - What for? - This. 375 00:30:50,295 --> 00:30:52,024 And I'd like some advice. 376 00:30:53,632 --> 00:30:55,862 Come in. 377 00:31:01,373 --> 00:31:03,170 - Uh, have a seat. - Thank you. 378 00:31:24,296 --> 00:31:25,558 Sugar? 379 00:31:25,630 --> 00:31:27,257 No. No, thanks. 380 00:31:32,404 --> 00:31:33,871 So? 381 00:31:33,939 --> 00:31:35,634 So? 382 00:31:35,707 --> 00:31:37,334 Advice? 383 00:31:38,743 --> 00:31:40,904 Right, yes. 384 00:31:40,979 --> 00:31:43,209 This, um, cloutie. 385 00:31:43,281 --> 00:31:44,805 Um, I mean... 386 00:31:44,883 --> 00:31:46,475 What... What... Well, where? 387 00:31:46,551 --> 00:31:47,779 - Where... Where do... - Get one? 388 00:31:47,852 --> 00:31:49,581 Yeah. 389 00:31:49,654 --> 00:31:52,122 I thought you said you didn't believe in that shite. 390 00:31:52,190 --> 00:31:54,715 No, I... I didn't say it was shite, did I? 391 00:31:54,793 --> 00:31:57,193 No, I didn't. I might have said rubbish. 392 00:31:57,262 --> 00:31:58,524 But I was being rash. 393 00:31:58,597 --> 00:32:00,531 This is... This is Cornwall, isn't it? 394 00:32:00,599 --> 00:32:02,658 Things happen differently down here. 395 00:32:02,734 --> 00:32:05,498 Little bit of magic never did anyone any harm. 396 00:32:05,570 --> 00:32:07,037 You have to believe. 397 00:32:07,105 --> 00:32:08,800 Oh, absolutely, yeah. 398 00:32:08,873 --> 00:32:10,568 Wh-o-o-o-oa! 399 00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:18,576 If that's the way you feel, you shouldn't have come here. 400 00:32:21,486 --> 00:32:23,420 If you don't mind, I've got to get dressed. 401 00:32:23,488 --> 00:32:27,447 And, um, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. 402 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:50,211 There you go, Vicar. 403 00:32:50,282 --> 00:32:52,614 "Fumer provoque le cancer." 404 00:32:52,684 --> 00:32:55,710 That's French for "fresh from the continent." 405 00:32:55,787 --> 00:32:58,654 ?4.50, please. 406 00:32:58,723 --> 00:33:01,214 Afraid this'll be the last for a while. 407 00:33:01,293 --> 00:33:03,227 I'm closing down this side of my operation 408 00:33:03,295 --> 00:33:05,126 for the foreseeable future. 409 00:33:05,196 --> 00:33:06,196 Trouble? 410 00:33:08,199 --> 00:33:09,689 I understand. 411 00:33:14,039 --> 00:33:15,039 Excuse me. 412 00:33:15,106 --> 00:33:17,097 We're looking for a Charles Blake. 413 00:33:17,175 --> 00:33:19,370 - That would be me. - Customs and Excise. 414 00:33:19,444 --> 00:33:20,444 We're making inquiries 415 00:33:20,512 --> 00:33:22,412 into the possibility of illegal contraband 416 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:24,539 arriving here on the north coast last night. 417 00:33:24,616 --> 00:33:26,982 There was a sighting of a vessel acting suspiciously, 418 00:33:27,052 --> 00:33:28,815 possibly putting ashore at Dizzard. 419 00:33:28,887 --> 00:33:31,685 That's your place, isn't it, Charley? 420 00:33:32,824 --> 00:33:35,292 - Yeah. - Know anything about it? 421 00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:36,691 No. 422 00:33:36,761 --> 00:33:38,490 So you weren't out in your boat last night? 423 00:33:38,563 --> 00:33:39,325 No, sir. 424 00:33:39,397 --> 00:33:41,160 An eyewitness saw a boat put into your cove 425 00:33:41,232 --> 00:33:42,312 at about 5:00 this morning. 426 00:33:42,367 --> 00:33:43,732 - Wasn't you? - No, sir. 427 00:33:43,802 --> 00:33:46,100 So where were you when a constable knocked on your door 428 00:33:46,171 --> 00:33:47,638 at 5:30 this morning? 429 00:33:47,706 --> 00:33:49,503 On my way here. 430 00:33:49,574 --> 00:33:50,598 Why? 431 00:33:52,143 --> 00:33:54,134 I checked my stock. 432 00:33:54,212 --> 00:33:55,679 I thought I'd come into the village, 433 00:33:55,747 --> 00:33:57,510 buy some bread for my breakfast. 434 00:33:57,582 --> 00:34:00,642 - What stock? - I've 20 sheep. 435 00:34:00,719 --> 00:34:02,880 - What kind? - Jacobs. 436 00:34:02,954 --> 00:34:05,422 - My dad's got Jacobs. - Shut up. 437 00:34:06,891 --> 00:34:08,654 Have you seen or heard anything suspicious, 438 00:34:08,727 --> 00:34:11,389 any strangers acting, uh... 439 00:34:11,463 --> 00:34:14,990 Suspiciously? No, sir. 440 00:34:15,066 --> 00:34:17,159 You'll tell us is you hear anything, wouldn't you, Charley? 441 00:34:17,235 --> 00:34:18,634 Oh! 442 00:34:19,704 --> 00:34:23,162 Some idiot's left their car blocking the entire street. 443 00:34:23,241 --> 00:34:25,038 There's always one, isn't there? 444 00:34:28,313 --> 00:34:30,713 - Your car, is it? - That's right. 445 00:34:30,782 --> 00:34:33,307 If we want to park our car in the middle of the road, we will. 446 00:34:33,385 --> 00:34:36,320 Because we're customs agents. 447 00:34:36,388 --> 00:34:37,719 Oh. 448 00:34:37,789 --> 00:34:40,223 - Never have guessed. - What does that mean? 449 00:34:40,291 --> 00:34:41,918 It means you've left your car blocking... 450 00:34:41,993 --> 00:34:44,188 Yeah, all right. Just shut it, right? 451 00:34:45,930 --> 00:34:47,625 You keep smiling, Charley. 452 00:34:47,699 --> 00:34:49,860 But remember this... We're gonna be watching you. 453 00:34:49,934 --> 00:34:51,424 If we find anything that might suggest 454 00:34:51,503 --> 00:34:53,334 you're involved in something you shouldn't be... 455 00:34:53,405 --> 00:34:56,897 ooh, you naughty boy... not even the big geezer upstairs 456 00:34:56,975 --> 00:34:58,738 is gonna be able to sort you out, capisce? 457 00:34:58,810 --> 00:35:00,801 Capisce. 458 00:35:02,714 --> 00:35:04,807 I'll be keeping me eye on you and all, chum. 459 00:35:05,817 --> 00:35:07,341 I look forward to that. 460 00:35:20,932 --> 00:35:23,127 Charley, you don't happen to know anything 461 00:35:23,201 --> 00:35:25,362 about a cloutie, do you? 462 00:35:33,144 --> 00:35:35,544 North and west, I've done with thee, 463 00:35:35,613 --> 00:35:38,582 and so I turn toward the south. 464 00:35:40,318 --> 00:35:41,649 Even ash... 465 00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:43,778 Hello there. 466 00:35:43,855 --> 00:35:45,379 Sorry. Am I interrupting something? 467 00:35:45,457 --> 00:35:49,393 Uh, nearly finished. Take a seat. 468 00:35:49,461 --> 00:35:53,522 Even ash, even ash, I pluck thee, 469 00:35:53,598 --> 00:35:56,590 this night my true love to see, 470 00:35:56,668 --> 00:35:59,899 neither in his rick or in his rear, 471 00:35:59,971 --> 00:36:03,737 but in the clothes he does every day wear. 472 00:36:03,808 --> 00:36:07,039 So mort it be. 473 00:36:11,416 --> 00:36:12,883 W-What happens now? 474 00:36:12,951 --> 00:36:15,385 Tonight I shall see him. 475 00:36:16,421 --> 00:36:17,513 And this works? 476 00:36:20,191 --> 00:36:21,317 Always. 477 00:36:23,461 --> 00:36:25,122 What can I do for you? 478 00:36:36,908 --> 00:36:38,432 One cloutie. 479 00:36:38,510 --> 00:36:40,102 - That's it, is it? - Mm-hmm. 480 00:36:40,178 --> 00:36:41,611 Terrific. 481 00:36:41,679 --> 00:36:43,271 Thanks, Lolita. 482 00:36:56,194 --> 00:36:57,991 Hello. 483 00:36:58,062 --> 00:36:59,120 Hello? 484 00:36:59,197 --> 00:37:02,166 Charley. What are you doing in a phone box? 485 00:37:02,233 --> 00:37:03,427 Customs are onto us. 486 00:37:04,435 --> 00:37:06,835 - What do you mean? - Someone saw me coming in. 487 00:37:06,905 --> 00:37:08,668 - They sure it's you? - No. 488 00:37:08,740 --> 00:37:10,332 Did they see what you had on board? 489 00:37:10,408 --> 00:37:13,002 - I don't think so. - Then we're okay. 490 00:37:13,077 --> 00:37:14,840 Just don't go anywhere near the mine. 491 00:37:14,913 --> 00:37:17,143 If they're watching us, there's nothing we can do, yeah. 492 00:37:17,215 --> 00:37:18,477 You stay away, you hear? 493 00:37:18,550 --> 00:37:21,747 - For how long? - Till they go. 494 00:37:31,162 --> 00:37:33,187 Come in. 495 00:37:33,264 --> 00:37:34,925 Henry Pinton to see you, Doctor. 496 00:37:34,999 --> 00:37:36,432 Thank you. Show him in. 497 00:37:36,501 --> 00:37:38,025 - Henry. - Thank you. 498 00:37:39,604 --> 00:37:42,164 - Hello, Henry. How are you? - Oh, not too bad, Doctor. 499 00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:43,400 How's that arm? 500 00:37:43,474 --> 00:37:45,237 - Stiff. - Is it? 501 00:37:46,077 --> 00:37:47,101 Yep, okay. 502 00:37:47,178 --> 00:37:50,409 Slip your shirt off, sit down. I'll give you your shot. 503 00:37:52,550 --> 00:37:54,677 Have you met your new neighbors yet? 504 00:37:54,752 --> 00:37:57,482 Yes. They're lovely people. 505 00:37:57,555 --> 00:38:00,456 Little girl was a bit worried about the Beast of Bodmin. 506 00:38:00,525 --> 00:38:01,890 Really? 507 00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:05,225 But I said, "I've been in Trevine for 25 years", 508 00:38:05,296 --> 00:38:06,957 haven't lost a sheep yet. 509 00:38:07,031 --> 00:38:08,123 If there was a beast, 510 00:38:08,199 --> 00:38:11,828 "I'd know because every morning I count my girls." 511 00:38:11,903 --> 00:38:14,303 - Did that reassure her? - It did that. 512 00:38:14,372 --> 00:38:15,930 Great. 513 00:38:19,978 --> 00:38:23,072 Is that one of Lolita's clouties? 514 00:38:23,147 --> 00:38:24,944 Yes, it is. 515 00:38:25,016 --> 00:38:27,678 You want to be very careful how you use those. 516 00:38:27,752 --> 00:38:29,982 They're mighty powerful. 517 00:38:32,590 --> 00:38:34,888 Hmm. Really? 518 00:38:35,927 --> 00:38:37,292 Sweetie? 519 00:38:37,829 --> 00:38:40,229 Oh. Thank you, Doctor. 520 00:38:41,366 --> 00:38:42,890 Hey, Herbert. 521 00:38:42,967 --> 00:38:44,647 - Hello, Rob. - Hello, mate. How you doing? 522 00:38:44,702 --> 00:38:47,034 - Fine. What can I do for you? - Is your boat still for sale? 523 00:38:47,105 --> 00:38:48,197 - Yes. - Excellent. 524 00:38:56,914 --> 00:39:00,042 I mean, there's so many words we use every day, 525 00:39:00,118 --> 00:39:02,382 and we don't know where they come from. 526 00:39:03,554 --> 00:39:06,546 Take a packet of Rizla rolling papers. 527 00:39:06,624 --> 00:39:08,148 I mean, not many people know this, 528 00:39:08,226 --> 00:39:09,420 but the inventor's name's 529 00:39:09,494 --> 00:39:11,621 actually on the outside of the pack. 530 00:39:11,696 --> 00:39:13,561 You see this part? 531 00:39:13,631 --> 00:39:14,723 "Riz." 532 00:39:14,799 --> 00:39:17,290 That's French for rice paper. 533 00:39:17,368 --> 00:39:19,233 That's what they're made of. 534 00:39:19,303 --> 00:39:22,431 Now, the "La" part... that's the part we're interested in... 535 00:39:22,507 --> 00:39:23,439 No, we're not. 536 00:39:23,508 --> 00:39:26,306 The "La" part and the picture of the cross next to it... 537 00:39:26,377 --> 00:39:28,368 That's the man's name. 538 00:39:28,446 --> 00:39:30,311 Lacroix. 539 00:39:30,381 --> 00:39:36,479 Lacroix... the French inventor of Rizla rolling papers. 540 00:39:43,294 --> 00:39:46,354 Do you know why Tia Maria's called Tia Maria? 541 00:39:49,300 --> 00:39:50,631 Customs. 542 00:39:50,702 --> 00:39:53,000 What you talking to Rob Blake about? 543 00:39:53,071 --> 00:39:55,198 - Boat. - Yeah, what about it? 544 00:39:55,273 --> 00:39:57,002 He wants to buy it. 545 00:39:58,376 --> 00:40:00,071 How's he gonna pay for that, then? 546 00:40:00,144 --> 00:40:02,442 Cash. It's always cash with Rob. 547 00:40:02,513 --> 00:40:04,811 Yeah. Yeah, I'll bet it is. 548 00:40:12,323 --> 00:40:13,984 Rob Blake? 549 00:40:14,826 --> 00:40:16,316 Customs. 550 00:40:16,394 --> 00:40:18,089 Mind if we join you for a minute? 551 00:40:24,569 --> 00:40:26,969 So, uh, how long were you away for? 552 00:40:27,038 --> 00:40:29,404 - Oh, a couple of years. - Must be nice, eh? 553 00:40:29,474 --> 00:40:32,375 Sail 'round the world couple of years. 554 00:40:32,443 --> 00:40:33,705 Where did you get the money? 555 00:40:34,979 --> 00:40:38,847 I sold my share of our farm to Henry Pinton when Father died. 556 00:40:38,916 --> 00:40:42,647 Bought this little beauty. Left Charley to run the rest. 557 00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:44,847 Your brother, Charles Blake, owns Tredrizzard? 558 00:40:44,922 --> 00:40:46,355 Yeah. 559 00:40:49,460 --> 00:40:51,223 I guess, with a boat like this, Rob, 560 00:40:51,295 --> 00:40:54,093 you don't get much interest from the authorities on your travels. 561 00:40:54,165 --> 00:40:55,165 No. 562 00:40:55,199 --> 00:40:56,632 Very clever. 563 00:41:03,941 --> 00:41:05,272 You smoke marijuana, Rob? 564 00:41:06,344 --> 00:41:08,676 Oh, I swear I can smell something a bit funny on here. 565 00:41:08,746 --> 00:41:10,043 Oh, that's the bilges. 566 00:41:10,114 --> 00:41:11,979 Yeah, I've got a leak on a garboard seal. 567 00:41:12,049 --> 00:41:13,073 - Really? - Yeah. 568 00:41:14,619 --> 00:41:16,484 So, what do you keep in the bilges? 569 00:41:16,554 --> 00:41:18,647 Shit, normally. 570 00:41:31,736 --> 00:41:33,636 Know what I'm dying to find out, Rob? 571 00:41:35,006 --> 00:41:37,566 What your brother took off this boat two nights ago. 572 00:41:37,642 --> 00:41:39,082 Don't know what you're talking about. 573 00:41:39,110 --> 00:41:42,102 Coast guard tracked you from Falmouth. 574 00:41:42,180 --> 00:41:43,738 You would have sailed past Tredrizzard 575 00:41:43,815 --> 00:41:45,908 at approximately the same time as a boat was spotted 576 00:41:45,983 --> 00:41:48,474 heading back to your brother's private cove. 577 00:41:48,553 --> 00:41:49,884 Your vessel, Rob, 578 00:41:49,954 --> 00:41:52,354 was the only vessel registered in the area at that time. 579 00:41:52,423 --> 00:41:54,015 Yeah, but it's August. 580 00:41:54,091 --> 00:41:55,491 There's a lot of yachts in that area 581 00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:57,653 aren't registered with the coast guard at Falmouth. 582 00:41:57,728 --> 00:42:00,856 You must have me mistaken for somebody else. 583 00:42:21,619 --> 00:42:23,746 With this cloutie 584 00:42:23,821 --> 00:42:27,985 I do wish to become the one true owner 585 00:42:28,059 --> 00:42:30,687 of Tregrunnt Farm 586 00:42:30,761 --> 00:42:35,664 by any means foul or fair. 587 00:42:37,969 --> 00:42:40,335 By any means fair. 588 00:42:42,073 --> 00:42:45,099 If you could manage that, I'd be grateful. 589 00:42:50,281 --> 00:42:51,543 Yeah. 590 00:43:13,804 --> 00:43:15,601 Anybody there? 591 00:43:32,990 --> 00:43:34,321 Who's that? 592 00:43:58,582 --> 00:44:00,015 What's that? 593 00:44:08,526 --> 00:44:11,017 Oh, Jesus. 594 00:44:11,862 --> 00:44:13,420 It had a broken neck, 595 00:44:13,497 --> 00:44:16,261 with the skin stripped back from its head. 596 00:44:16,334 --> 00:44:20,134 But the weird thing was it was sort of hidden like, in a bush. 597 00:44:20,204 --> 00:44:22,001 Definitely cat kill, Henry. 598 00:44:22,073 --> 00:44:24,098 How do we know it wasn't dogs? 599 00:44:24,175 --> 00:44:25,574 Dogs don't kill like that. 600 00:44:25,643 --> 00:44:26,763 - Pint, there, Doc. - Please. 601 00:44:26,811 --> 00:44:28,870 They're cowards. They hunt in packs. 602 00:44:28,946 --> 00:44:31,608 Bring an animal down from the rear, gorge themselves, 603 00:44:31,682 --> 00:44:33,274 leave it where it falls. 604 00:44:33,351 --> 00:44:35,478 Cats are a different kind of killer. 605 00:44:35,553 --> 00:44:37,646 Big cat will kill by severing the spinal cord 606 00:44:37,722 --> 00:44:39,280 with a bite to the back of the neck. 607 00:44:39,357 --> 00:44:42,849 Then drag it off, bury it, come back when he's hungry. 608 00:44:42,927 --> 00:44:45,122 Where the hell did you learn all that from, then? 609 00:44:47,164 --> 00:44:49,257 Oh, right. Justine's got a ton of them things. 610 00:44:49,333 --> 00:44:51,528 So, what we saying here, boys? 611 00:44:51,602 --> 00:44:53,900 The beast is back, Henry. 612 00:44:55,106 --> 00:44:56,130 Who's back? 613 00:44:56,207 --> 00:44:57,333 The Beast of Bodmin, Doc. 614 00:44:57,408 --> 00:44:59,103 Last night he killed one of Henry's ewes. 615 00:44:59,176 --> 00:45:00,973 One? He took two of my ewes. 616 00:45:01,045 --> 00:45:03,172 Found one this morning. The other's still missing. 617 00:45:03,247 --> 00:45:04,475 Wow! 618 00:45:04,548 --> 00:45:06,413 That's... That's bad luck, isn't it? 619 00:45:06,484 --> 00:45:08,452 Bad luck. What are you gonna do? 620 00:45:08,519 --> 00:45:10,749 - Call the papers. - Henry, do me a favor. 621 00:45:10,821 --> 00:45:12,652 Don't go reporting this to the papers. 622 00:45:12,723 --> 00:45:13,655 If the papers find out... 623 00:45:13,724 --> 00:45:15,851 They can pay for my missing ewes. 624 00:45:15,926 --> 00:45:17,450 You got any change for the phone? 625 00:45:17,528 --> 00:45:19,928 Yeah, world needs to know, Charley. 626 00:45:19,997 --> 00:45:21,760 Certainly does. 627 00:45:45,256 --> 00:45:47,156 Hello. 628 00:45:47,224 --> 00:45:48,623 - Mr. Bowden? - That's me. 629 00:45:48,692 --> 00:45:50,819 - Harold Reece, architect. - Ah, yes, sir. 630 00:45:50,895 --> 00:45:52,487 So any news? 631 00:45:52,563 --> 00:45:54,258 Well, I must start by telling you 632 00:45:54,331 --> 00:45:56,993 I'm shocked by what has happened, shocked. 633 00:45:57,068 --> 00:45:58,729 We didn't get planning? 634 00:45:58,803 --> 00:46:01,499 They were in complete agreement until this morning. 635 00:46:01,572 --> 00:46:03,403 Then they woke up and changed their minds. 636 00:46:03,474 --> 00:46:05,772 No reason given. 637 00:46:05,843 --> 00:46:07,276 But you said it couldn't fail. 638 00:46:07,344 --> 00:46:09,039 I know. 639 00:46:14,385 --> 00:46:16,444 We'll appeal. 640 00:46:23,461 --> 00:46:25,429 Come in. 641 00:46:26,764 --> 00:46:28,527 Lolita to see you, Doctor. 642 00:46:28,599 --> 00:46:30,897 Terrific. Show her in. 643 00:46:34,972 --> 00:46:36,064 Hello, Lolita. 644 00:46:36,140 --> 00:46:39,234 You heard the good news? The beast is back. 645 00:46:39,310 --> 00:46:41,403 - I have a message for you. - Who from? 646 00:46:41,479 --> 00:46:44,380 Your wife. She wants you to contact her. 647 00:46:44,448 --> 00:46:47,474 Well, who told you this? Was it Mr. Magnus? 648 00:46:48,486 --> 00:46:50,477 I spoke to her on the phone. 649 00:46:50,554 --> 00:46:52,579 You got to ring her. She's very upset. 650 00:46:52,656 --> 00:46:54,123 Well, how come she called you? 651 00:46:54,191 --> 00:46:57,092 She didn't. She called you. I picked it up. 652 00:46:57,161 --> 00:47:00,392 - I needed some tea. - Thanks for the message, Lolita. 653 00:47:01,899 --> 00:47:04,026 It's happened, you know? 654 00:47:04,101 --> 00:47:05,466 I've met him. 655 00:47:05,536 --> 00:47:07,470 My true love. 656 00:47:20,818 --> 00:47:21,750 Hello. 657 00:47:21,819 --> 00:47:23,787 Hello, Petronella. It's Martin. 658 00:47:23,854 --> 00:47:25,185 How are you? 659 00:47:28,592 --> 00:47:31,254 - It's official. - What's official? 660 00:47:31,328 --> 00:47:33,660 We're divorced. 661 00:47:37,168 --> 00:47:39,602 Did... Did you hear me, Martin? 662 00:47:39,670 --> 00:47:40,864 Yes. 663 00:47:43,541 --> 00:47:45,907 Congratulations. 664 00:47:48,145 --> 00:47:49,544 You too. 665 00:47:54,151 --> 00:47:57,177 I hope you find what you're looking for down there. 666 00:47:59,123 --> 00:48:00,750 So do I. 667 00:48:03,627 --> 00:48:05,026 Bye. 668 00:48:21,445 --> 00:48:22,810 Mrs. Peters. 669 00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:25,405 Can you cancel everything this afternoon, please? 670 00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:31,681 Perhaps you'd like to bet on it, Mrs. Gorrie. 671 00:48:31,755 --> 00:48:32,983 Brandy, perhaps? 672 00:48:33,057 --> 00:48:34,149 Oh, no. 673 00:48:36,994 --> 00:48:39,053 - Afternoon, Martin. - Hi. 674 00:48:39,129 --> 00:48:40,756 What can I get you? 675 00:48:42,700 --> 00:48:45,430 What do you drink to celebrate a divorce? 676 00:48:45,502 --> 00:48:46,628 Told you. 677 00:48:48,672 --> 00:48:51,072 How did you know I was getting divorced? 678 00:48:52,676 --> 00:48:54,803 I'm sorry, Martin. 679 00:48:54,878 --> 00:48:56,175 It's... it's just... 680 00:48:56,247 --> 00:49:00,183 Everybody knows everything about my bloody life. 681 00:49:00,251 --> 00:49:03,414 I... I must go. 682 00:49:03,487 --> 00:49:06,251 Perhaps you should come and have tea with me later. 683 00:49:06,323 --> 00:49:07,813 - We could talk. - I don't want to talk. 684 00:49:07,891 --> 00:49:10,451 No. Well... 685 00:49:10,527 --> 00:49:12,825 You know where I am. 686 00:49:15,866 --> 00:49:18,994 - Whiskey? - Yes. Please. 687 00:49:24,375 --> 00:49:26,206 People are only interested in your business 688 00:49:26,277 --> 00:49:28,973 because they care about you, Martin. 689 00:49:29,046 --> 00:49:30,411 I'm just tired of it. 690 00:49:30,481 --> 00:49:33,041 Well, this is a village. 691 00:49:33,117 --> 00:49:35,085 One of the reasons we choose to live here 692 00:49:35,152 --> 00:49:37,120 is because the community is so small. 693 00:49:37,187 --> 00:49:39,246 You knew that when you moved down. 694 00:49:40,524 --> 00:49:42,651 Nothing's changed. Nothing will change. 695 00:49:42,726 --> 00:49:45,991 I know. I guess I'm just... 696 00:49:47,531 --> 00:49:48,896 Angry. 697 00:49:55,939 --> 00:49:58,806 She was my best friend. 698 00:49:58,876 --> 00:50:00,434 I miss her. 699 00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:05,605 Maybe what's meant to be is meant to be. 700 00:50:05,683 --> 00:50:09,050 Please don't talk to me about what's meant to be 701 00:50:09,119 --> 00:50:11,849 or what's written in the stars or the tea leaves 702 00:50:11,922 --> 00:50:14,686 or the crystal ball or on a cloutie tied to a branch. 703 00:50:14,758 --> 00:50:16,282 It's all crap. 704 00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:18,419 - Is that so? - Yes. 705 00:50:18,495 --> 00:50:20,292 Well, maybe you might be able to explain 706 00:50:20,364 --> 00:50:23,299 why they've turned down the planning at Tregrunnt. 707 00:50:23,367 --> 00:50:25,426 They what? 708 00:50:52,763 --> 00:50:55,698 Ah, Dr. Bamford. And what can we do for you? 709 00:50:55,766 --> 00:50:58,929 I heard you had some bad news. Planning application. 710 00:50:59,002 --> 00:51:01,334 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. We're going to appeal. 711 00:51:01,405 --> 00:51:03,236 Oh, I thought that once... 712 00:51:03,307 --> 00:51:05,741 I bet you did. Don't be so stupid. 713 00:51:07,544 --> 00:51:08,738 What's this? 714 00:51:08,812 --> 00:51:10,803 This is how we're gonna cover our costs. 715 00:51:13,183 --> 00:51:15,481 Haven't they got anything better to print? 716 00:51:15,552 --> 00:51:17,486 Not in August when the courts are closed 717 00:51:17,554 --> 00:51:19,317 and Parliament is in recess. 718 00:51:19,390 --> 00:51:20,823 Even the pop stars are on holiday. 719 00:51:20,891 --> 00:51:23,189 There's nothing to write about. 720 00:51:23,260 --> 00:51:26,457 Last year it was the great white shark of Padstow. 721 00:51:26,530 --> 00:51:27,724 Do you remember? 722 00:51:27,798 --> 00:51:29,163 No. 723 00:51:29,233 --> 00:51:31,098 No, well, The News put up a reward 724 00:51:31,168 --> 00:51:32,499 for a photo of the animal. 725 00:51:32,569 --> 00:51:35,504 Padstow was packed with tourists trying to get a picture of it. 726 00:51:35,572 --> 00:51:37,733 You couldn't rent a boat for love nor money. 727 00:51:37,808 --> 00:51:40,436 This year, it's the beast. 728 00:51:40,511 --> 00:51:41,773 Yeah, Beast Valley. 729 00:51:41,845 --> 00:51:43,745 That's what I thought we should call the place. 730 00:51:43,814 --> 00:51:45,941 Beast Valley cottages. Catchy, isn't it? 731 00:51:49,153 --> 00:51:50,677 Excuse me. 732 00:51:59,329 --> 00:52:00,887 Off you go. 733 00:52:25,422 --> 00:52:26,354 Hi. 734 00:52:26,423 --> 00:52:28,482 Hi. How did it go? 735 00:52:28,559 --> 00:52:29,821 Terrible. 736 00:52:29,893 --> 00:52:31,258 Oh. They're staying? 737 00:52:31,328 --> 00:52:33,421 They think the beast's gonna make them lots of money. 738 00:52:33,497 --> 00:52:35,522 Yeah. 739 00:52:36,700 --> 00:52:39,100 Do you still have that puma? 740 00:52:56,720 --> 00:52:57,846 Can I help you? 741 00:52:59,122 --> 00:53:01,647 Cats like caves, don't they? 742 00:53:01,725 --> 00:53:04,319 - I'm looking for the beast. - Not bloody here, you're not. 743 00:53:04,394 --> 00:53:06,692 Why not? They are. 744 00:53:11,201 --> 00:53:13,726 I've got tourists crawling over every inch of this farm 745 00:53:13,804 --> 00:53:15,601 looking for this bloody beast. 746 00:53:15,672 --> 00:53:16,764 What are we gonna do? 747 00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:18,740 Charley, relax. 748 00:53:18,809 --> 00:53:20,572 I can't! I can't! 749 00:53:20,644 --> 00:53:23,010 Well, tell them to bugger off. It's private property. 750 00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:24,104 But they're everywhere. 751 00:53:24,181 --> 00:53:26,274 They're all after this reward. 752 00:53:26,350 --> 00:53:28,477 I don't know how much more of this I can take. 753 00:53:28,552 --> 00:53:30,782 We have to empty that cave. 754 00:53:30,854 --> 00:53:32,822 - No, we can't. - Why not? 755 00:53:32,890 --> 00:53:34,323 Because we'll get caught. 756 00:53:35,993 --> 00:53:37,290 Charley? 757 00:53:39,796 --> 00:53:41,764 - All in on it, of course. - What? 758 00:53:41,832 --> 00:53:43,663 Ah, this beast mumbo-jumbo. 759 00:53:43,734 --> 00:53:45,065 Look at them. Bloody inbreds. 760 00:53:45,135 --> 00:53:47,228 Can't get enough of it. 761 00:53:47,304 --> 00:53:48,771 It's all a smoke screen. 762 00:53:48,839 --> 00:53:50,431 - Why? - I don't know, do I? 763 00:53:50,507 --> 00:53:52,304 That's what we're here to find out. 764 00:54:01,585 --> 00:54:02,745 Lolita. 765 00:54:02,819 --> 00:54:04,059 Ah, she's not there, Doc. 766 00:54:04,121 --> 00:54:05,801 Left early this morning wearing this dress. 767 00:54:05,856 --> 00:54:07,221 I tell you what, she looked handsome. 768 00:54:07,291 --> 00:54:10,124 Was on her way to a barbecue. Can I help with anything? 769 00:54:10,193 --> 00:54:12,559 Uh, no. No, thanks. 770 00:54:12,629 --> 00:54:15,063 Wouldn't have nothing to do with the cloutie, would it? 771 00:54:16,767 --> 00:54:17,791 Sorry? 772 00:54:17,868 --> 00:54:19,699 Because the vicar said Lolita had given you one. 773 00:54:19,770 --> 00:54:21,601 And I said, "Good for Lolita." 774 00:54:21,672 --> 00:54:23,003 Oh, there you go. 775 00:54:23,073 --> 00:54:25,701 More tourists down the station. I love this beastie! 776 00:54:25,776 --> 00:54:26,776 See you later, Doc. 777 00:54:27,778 --> 00:54:29,211 See you. 778 00:55:08,352 --> 00:55:09,979 Aargh! 779 00:55:10,053 --> 00:55:11,987 Put me in a ring with a farmer. 780 00:55:12,055 --> 00:55:13,113 Scum. 781 00:55:13,190 --> 00:55:15,818 - My dad's a farmer. - Figures. 782 00:55:25,769 --> 00:55:26,769 Feeling better? 783 00:55:28,739 --> 00:55:30,036 Yeah. 784 00:55:30,107 --> 00:55:31,904 When you hyperventilate, 785 00:55:31,975 --> 00:55:34,170 the body gets starved of carbon dioxide. 786 00:55:34,244 --> 00:55:35,404 By breathing in the bag, 787 00:55:35,479 --> 00:55:37,344 you're simply using up carbon dioxide 788 00:55:37,414 --> 00:55:39,279 that the body didn't think it wanted. 789 00:55:39,349 --> 00:55:42,409 - Works like a charm. - Thanks. 790 00:55:44,721 --> 00:55:47,588 Is something the matter, Charley? 791 00:55:47,658 --> 00:55:50,320 Are you in some sort of trouble? 792 00:55:53,997 --> 00:55:56,488 That bloody beast. It's the last straw. 793 00:55:57,367 --> 00:55:59,028 I'm gonna lose everything. 794 00:55:59,102 --> 00:56:01,002 My farm. My freedom. 795 00:56:01,071 --> 00:56:02,902 My whole life. 796 00:56:02,973 --> 00:56:05,134 Oh, Charley. 797 00:56:05,208 --> 00:56:06,300 I'm sorry. 798 00:56:06,376 --> 00:56:08,708 It's all my fault. 799 00:56:08,779 --> 00:56:09,711 Eh? 800 00:56:09,780 --> 00:56:11,771 I summoned him. 801 00:56:11,848 --> 00:56:13,713 - Who? - The beast. 802 00:56:13,784 --> 00:56:16,981 I used a cloutie. 803 00:56:17,054 --> 00:56:19,181 I made a wish. 804 00:56:20,524 --> 00:56:22,253 But I'm gonna put things right. 805 00:56:22,325 --> 00:56:24,987 You just tell me what I can do to help. 806 00:56:26,563 --> 00:56:28,087 There's something I'd like you to see. 807 00:56:28,165 --> 00:56:29,894 Not far. 808 00:56:33,704 --> 00:56:35,831 - One little thing... - Yeah? 809 00:56:35,906 --> 00:56:37,430 What's a cloutie? 810 00:56:54,191 --> 00:56:56,216 Charley, is this safe? 811 00:56:56,293 --> 00:56:58,887 Just follow me. 812 00:57:07,537 --> 00:57:11,564 - Where are we, Charley? - Father's old tin mine. 813 00:57:27,858 --> 00:57:29,826 Can you smell roast lamb, Charley? 814 00:57:29,893 --> 00:57:32,225 That'll be Henry's sheep. 815 00:57:49,980 --> 00:57:51,641 Ah! 816 00:57:51,715 --> 00:57:53,444 Get on, Charley. 817 00:57:58,688 --> 00:58:00,986 Ah, evening, Doctor. 818 00:58:01,057 --> 00:58:02,456 Charley. 819 00:58:02,526 --> 00:58:03,788 Lolita. 820 00:58:03,860 --> 00:58:06,727 What the hell are you doing down here? 821 00:58:06,797 --> 00:58:08,765 Come here to be with my soul mate. 822 00:58:08,832 --> 00:58:11,027 Gybril Sylasse and his two fine sons. 823 00:58:11,101 --> 00:58:12,432 How do you know them? 824 00:58:12,502 --> 00:58:13,867 We met a few days ago. 825 00:58:13,937 --> 00:58:16,735 Oh, this is Dr. Bamford. 826 00:58:16,807 --> 00:58:17,603 H-How do you do? 827 00:58:17,674 --> 00:58:19,699 How are you? Pleased to meet you. 828 00:58:19,776 --> 00:58:23,837 My sons, Ossa and Bankee. 829 00:58:23,914 --> 00:58:25,754 Doc, you know these boys are illegals. 830 00:58:25,782 --> 00:58:26,714 Are they? 831 00:58:26,783 --> 00:58:29,081 My idiot brother smuggled them into the country 832 00:58:29,152 --> 00:58:31,746 thinking they were political refugees. 833 00:58:31,822 --> 00:58:33,756 But they aren't. Are you? 834 00:58:33,824 --> 00:58:36,019 No, Charley. We are not. 835 00:58:36,092 --> 00:58:38,356 Just con artists. 836 00:58:38,428 --> 00:58:41,397 No, Charley. Please. 837 00:58:41,464 --> 00:58:43,295 It is not so. 838 00:58:43,366 --> 00:58:46,028 We come to Cornwall with special gifts. 839 00:58:46,102 --> 00:58:47,034 Oh, yeah? 840 00:58:47,103 --> 00:58:49,401 They just want a better life, Charley Blake. 841 00:58:49,472 --> 00:58:50,404 A better life. 842 00:58:50,473 --> 00:58:53,101 Just like the doctor did when he come down here. 843 00:58:53,176 --> 00:58:54,700 If they were con artists 844 00:58:54,778 --> 00:58:56,837 do you think that after arriving in this country 845 00:58:56,913 --> 00:58:59,746 and evading detection from the authorities, 846 00:58:59,816 --> 00:59:02,114 that they would risk their freedom and their lives 847 00:59:02,185 --> 00:59:03,948 just to save mine? 848 00:59:04,020 --> 00:59:06,716 What are you talking about, Lolita? 849 00:59:09,059 --> 00:59:12,722 It was two nights ago. The night of Lunasa. 850 00:59:14,898 --> 00:59:16,456 We were walking through Den's woods 851 00:59:16,533 --> 00:59:18,592 on the way to our sacred site 852 00:59:18,668 --> 00:59:21,865 when we felt we were being watched. 853 00:59:26,810 --> 00:59:27,742 Who's there? 854 00:59:27,811 --> 00:59:28,835 By who? 855 00:59:29,846 --> 00:59:31,143 The beast. 856 00:59:31,214 --> 00:59:32,841 My fault. 857 00:59:35,051 --> 00:59:36,575 It started chasing us. 858 00:59:53,270 --> 00:59:55,363 Just when we thought we were done for. 859 00:59:59,976 --> 01:00:01,534 Back. 860 01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:11,685 It's you. 861 01:00:14,324 --> 01:00:18,158 I had broken my ankle. Or so I thought. 862 01:00:55,598 --> 01:00:58,658 My ankle is now healed. 863 01:01:00,971 --> 01:01:02,529 I saw it. 864 01:01:02,605 --> 01:01:04,971 One minute, her foot was dangling useless. 865 01:01:05,041 --> 01:01:06,201 The next, it was healed. 866 01:01:06,276 --> 01:01:08,039 I've never seen anything like it. 867 01:01:08,111 --> 01:01:09,703 So, what are you saying, Lolita? 868 01:01:09,779 --> 01:01:12,441 See, Mr. Sylasse here is a good... 869 01:01:12,515 --> 01:01:14,608 Here, who the hell are they? 870 01:01:14,684 --> 01:01:16,982 Give it a minute. 871 01:01:17,053 --> 01:01:18,384 Let them settle. 872 01:01:18,455 --> 01:01:19,945 Then we'll find out. 873 01:01:20,023 --> 01:01:22,548 So I'm asking you to help me to help them. 874 01:01:22,625 --> 01:01:23,853 Because I don't know how. 875 01:01:23,927 --> 01:01:26,020 So why don't we just find the boys some work 876 01:01:26,096 --> 01:01:27,620 and let them live amongst us? 877 01:01:27,697 --> 01:01:30,598 Because it's illegal, and they'd be deported. 878 01:01:30,667 --> 01:01:33,295 And anyone who put them up or hired them 879 01:01:33,370 --> 01:01:35,201 would be fined or jailed or both. 880 01:01:35,271 --> 01:01:36,898 That's why. 881 01:01:36,973 --> 01:01:38,600 Oh, for crying out loud, 882 01:01:38,675 --> 01:01:40,643 I don't know why we're all wasting our time on this. 883 01:01:40,710 --> 01:01:41,710 Mitch. 884 01:01:41,745 --> 01:01:43,406 Isn't it obvious what we should do? 885 01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:45,471 No, if it was obvious, I wouldn't have called you here 886 01:01:45,548 --> 01:01:46,845 to ask you your opinion, would I? 887 01:01:46,916 --> 01:01:48,315 Marry the bastard. 888 01:01:48,385 --> 01:01:50,512 - What? - I said marry him. 889 01:01:50,587 --> 01:01:52,680 If he becomes your husband, he and his sons can stay. 890 01:01:52,756 --> 01:01:54,956 Problem solved. I don't know what all the fuss is about. 891 01:01:59,496 --> 01:02:00,554 I'm not getting married 892 01:02:00,630 --> 01:02:03,690 just to please the immigration authorities. 893 01:02:03,767 --> 01:02:07,726 Besides, we've only known each other a short while. 894 01:02:09,506 --> 01:02:10,996 And he may not want to. 895 01:02:11,074 --> 01:02:12,166 Lolita... 896 01:02:14,711 --> 01:02:16,406 I do want to. 897 01:02:19,649 --> 01:02:22,550 Oh, bless. 898 01:02:24,621 --> 01:02:26,111 Lolita... 899 01:02:28,758 --> 01:02:30,350 Will you marry me? 900 01:02:31,861 --> 01:02:32,953 Dear, oh, dear, oh, dear. 901 01:02:33,029 --> 01:02:34,587 What's this? "Romeo and Juliet"? 902 01:02:34,664 --> 01:02:37,428 You three muppets. I want a word with you. 903 01:02:38,601 --> 01:02:40,728 Are you deaf? Come here. 904 01:02:41,771 --> 01:02:42,771 Follow me. 905 01:02:44,674 --> 01:02:46,301 Quick! In here! 906 01:02:52,849 --> 01:02:54,714 Why don't you learn some manners? 907 01:02:54,784 --> 01:02:56,445 Out the window. 908 01:02:57,854 --> 01:02:59,788 Open the window lock. 909 01:02:59,856 --> 01:03:01,551 Just do it, boy! 910 01:03:03,927 --> 01:03:06,157 You open this door, Doctor, or you're nicked! 911 01:03:06,229 --> 01:03:07,924 Come on, come on. 912 01:03:09,232 --> 01:03:10,631 Go on, then. 913 01:03:21,644 --> 01:03:23,043 This way! 914 01:03:36,659 --> 01:03:39,651 Terry, mind if I use your back door? 915 01:03:39,729 --> 01:03:41,924 No. Help yourself. Mind your head. 916 01:03:41,998 --> 01:03:44,159 There's a low beam through there. 917 01:03:44,234 --> 01:03:46,065 Evening, Terry. 918 01:03:46,136 --> 01:03:47,433 Evening, sir. 919 01:03:47,504 --> 01:03:49,563 Thanks, Terry. 920 01:03:56,980 --> 01:03:58,777 You seen Dr. Bamford? 921 01:04:00,083 --> 01:04:01,914 - Yes, sir. - Where'd he go? 922 01:04:01,985 --> 01:04:03,009 Well, he... 923 01:04:03,086 --> 01:04:05,213 Yes, all right, son. Don't waste my time. 924 01:04:05,288 --> 01:04:06,983 Where'd he go? 925 01:04:07,056 --> 01:04:09,115 Through there. 926 01:04:13,830 --> 01:04:16,094 Aah! 927 01:04:18,868 --> 01:04:20,096 Clear. 928 01:04:24,774 --> 01:04:26,139 Over that way. 929 01:04:26,209 --> 01:04:28,700 Now, don't tread on the roses, or she'll kill us. 930 01:04:31,047 --> 01:04:34,141 - And don't worry about the dog. - What dog? 931 01:04:35,718 --> 01:04:38,516 Rex. Be nice. 932 01:04:56,940 --> 01:04:58,737 Good boy. Good boy. 933 01:04:58,808 --> 01:05:00,366 Where'd you learn that? 934 01:05:00,443 --> 01:05:03,037 - "Crocodile Dundee." - What? 935 01:05:03,112 --> 01:05:04,579 I saw it at med school. 936 01:05:04,647 --> 01:05:05,944 Oh, where were you at med school? 937 01:05:06,015 --> 01:05:09,473 Hospital and University of the Witwatersrand, Johannesburg. 938 01:05:09,552 --> 01:05:11,383 - Oh? - I am a toxicologist. 939 01:05:11,454 --> 01:05:13,547 Oh, are you? 940 01:05:15,258 --> 01:05:17,226 Of course, I think we ought to go. 941 01:05:17,293 --> 01:05:19,318 - Let's go! - Oh, yeah, quick! Come on! 942 01:05:20,763 --> 01:05:22,287 Are you sure they came this way? 943 01:05:22,365 --> 01:05:23,855 Of course I am. 944 01:05:28,104 --> 01:05:29,503 Get a move on. Fatty. 945 01:05:45,255 --> 01:05:46,187 Wait! 946 01:05:46,256 --> 01:05:49,089 Help! Good boy! Sit! 947 01:05:51,227 --> 01:05:52,524 We should help him. 948 01:05:52,595 --> 01:05:55,189 Get him off me! Help! 949 01:05:55,265 --> 01:05:56,323 No, sod him. 950 01:06:12,081 --> 01:06:13,810 Hello. 951 01:06:13,883 --> 01:06:17,250 Den! My God, what a long time it's been. 952 01:06:21,224 --> 01:06:22,657 Coming! 953 01:06:27,997 --> 01:06:29,191 Oh, Lolita... 954 01:06:29,265 --> 01:06:30,630 You haven't got a minute to waste. 955 01:06:30,700 --> 01:06:32,759 - What? - I've just been speaking to Den. 956 01:06:32,835 --> 01:06:34,962 - Den? - Den! The owner of Tregrunnt. 957 01:06:35,038 --> 01:06:36,972 He says he don't want to sell to the Bowdens. 958 01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:38,769 He only wants to sell it to a Cornishman. 959 01:06:38,841 --> 01:06:39,841 Well, that counts me out. 960 01:06:39,876 --> 01:06:41,104 Not after last night it doesn't. 961 01:06:41,177 --> 01:06:43,338 I told him how you'd helped the village in its hour of need, 962 01:06:43,413 --> 01:06:46,109 how you'd stepped up to the mark like a good Cornishman. 963 01:06:46,182 --> 01:06:47,649 He says if you can come up with 964 01:06:47,717 --> 01:06:52,484 the 10% of the purchase price by midday, the farm is yours. 965 01:06:53,723 --> 01:06:54,723 Yes! 966 01:07:18,715 --> 01:07:20,512 You're nicked, sunshine. 967 01:07:23,119 --> 01:07:25,349 Look, can we do this in about ten minutes' time? 968 01:07:25,421 --> 01:07:26,581 No. 969 01:07:26,656 --> 01:07:28,749 Customs. Thank you. 970 01:07:28,825 --> 01:07:30,315 I just want to talk to the manager. 971 01:07:30,393 --> 01:07:33,226 Where you're going, son, you'll 'ave plenty of time to write. 972 01:07:34,330 --> 01:07:35,763 Get in your... 973 01:07:37,633 --> 01:07:39,157 Get in the 'ar. 974 01:07:39,235 --> 01:07:40,293 What? 975 01:07:40,370 --> 01:07:42,065 He said get in the car. 976 01:07:45,174 --> 01:07:46,174 Fatty. 977 01:08:03,826 --> 01:08:05,657 So where's the 'ope? 978 01:08:05,728 --> 01:08:06,728 Rope? 979 01:08:06,796 --> 01:08:08,127 Yeah, the 'ass. 980 01:08:08,197 --> 01:08:09,289 He means grass. 981 01:08:09,365 --> 01:08:11,485 - What grass? - Yeah, that's why they're 'ere. 982 01:08:11,534 --> 01:08:12,967 - Who? - Africans. 983 01:08:13,035 --> 01:08:14,900 Come to collect their p'ize, haven't they? 984 01:08:14,971 --> 01:08:15,903 Their pies? 985 01:08:15,972 --> 01:08:17,200 Prize. 986 01:08:17,273 --> 01:08:19,138 Prize? What Lolita? 987 01:08:19,208 --> 01:08:22,871 Who said anything about Lolita? 988 01:08:22,945 --> 01:08:24,708 I think we can hold him, what, "reek"? 989 01:08:24,781 --> 01:08:26,749 Well, he's allowed a shower. 990 01:08:26,816 --> 01:08:27,578 A week. 991 01:08:27,650 --> 01:08:30,847 Yeah, that's right. Week, idiot. Week! 992 01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:33,013 Listen, who's the one with the speech impediment? 993 01:08:33,089 --> 01:08:34,886 That's right... you, pal. 994 01:08:56,012 --> 01:08:57,946 Not strictly legal to have, 995 01:08:58,014 --> 01:09:00,915 but what the hell, you may kiss the bride! 996 01:09:40,423 --> 01:09:42,550 Bamford. You're free to go. 997 01:09:57,473 --> 01:09:59,100 What are you doing here? 998 01:09:59,175 --> 01:10:00,767 We've come to take you home. 999 01:10:07,316 --> 01:10:10,149 I've explained everything, you're free to leave. 1000 01:10:10,219 --> 01:10:11,447 But what about the... 1001 01:10:11,521 --> 01:10:12,761 Oh, he's going home for awhile, 1002 01:10:12,788 --> 01:10:14,517 and then I'm joining him next week. 1003 01:10:14,590 --> 01:10:15,955 For our honeymoon. 1004 01:10:16,025 --> 01:10:18,186 And then when the Home Office approves their visas, 1005 01:10:18,261 --> 01:10:19,990 they're all gonna come and live with me. 1006 01:10:20,062 --> 01:10:21,495 As good Cornishmen. 1007 01:10:22,832 --> 01:10:26,495 Oh! I nearly forgot. We have a surprise for you. 1008 01:10:27,570 --> 01:10:30,539 Mitch told us you were arrested, so we... 1009 01:10:30,606 --> 01:10:31,971 Put up the deposit. 1010 01:10:32,041 --> 01:10:34,509 You are good for it, aren't you? 1011 01:10:36,245 --> 01:10:38,543 I don't know what to say. Oh! 1012 01:10:38,614 --> 01:10:40,980 Well, just seal it like so. Pbt! 1013 01:10:41,050 --> 01:10:43,541 And your word's your bond. That's how we do it down here. 1014 01:10:43,619 --> 01:10:44,619 Pbt! 1015 01:10:48,858 --> 01:10:51,486 - Welcome to the family. - Come on, let's get out of here. 1016 01:10:52,762 --> 01:10:53,990 Whose money was it? 1017 01:10:54,063 --> 01:10:56,554 Well, it was his mainly. 1018 01:10:56,632 --> 01:11:00,261 I... I think it's a blessing in disguise, really. 1019 01:11:02,705 --> 01:11:03,637 I mean, look at it. 1020 01:11:03,706 --> 01:11:06,266 It's a filthy place full of half-wits. 1021 01:11:08,377 --> 01:11:10,743 Do you... Do you think we should try America? 1022 01:11:10,813 --> 01:11:14,340 - Home of Bigfoot. - Oh, shut up, Harry. 1023 01:11:47,083 --> 01:11:50,052 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! 1024 01:11:51,354 --> 01:11:53,686 Puss, puss, puss, puss, puss! 1025 01:11:53,756 --> 01:11:56,725 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! 1026 01:11:58,561 --> 01:12:01,826 Puss, puss, puss, puss, puss, puss, puss, puss, puss! 1027 01:12:22,618 --> 01:12:25,610 Subtitling made possible by Acorn Media 70723

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