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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:46,421 Toby Fleishman awoke one morning inside the city 2 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:48,715 he'd lived in all his adult life, 3 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,842 which was suddenly, somehow, 4 00:00:50,842 --> 00:00:53,720 now crawling with women who wanted him. 5 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:56,347 Not just any women. 6 00:00:56,347 --> 00:00:58,767 Women who were self-actualized and independent 7 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:00,977 and who knew what they wanted. 8 00:01:01,936 --> 00:01:03,772 Women who seemed kind. 9 00:01:04,481 --> 00:01:08,193 Women who seemed motivated and available. 10 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:13,364 But also some who just sent over a picture of a G-string. 11 00:01:14,282 --> 00:01:16,910 Or their side boob. Or their under-boob. 12 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:19,579 Or their just plain regular boob. 13 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:21,998 It was more than a newly divorced man could take 14 00:01:21,998 --> 00:01:24,751 after 15 years of marriage. 15 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:28,588 All this, after a youth full of romantic rejection? 16 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:32,801 All this, after placing a lifetime bet on one woman? 17 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:34,594 Who could have predicted this? 18 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:38,264 Who could have predicted that there was such life in him yet? 19 00:01:38,264 --> 00:01:40,350 But these women were not objects to Toby. 20 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:43,978 They were his mentors. No, they were his heroes. 21 00:01:43,978 --> 00:01:47,023 They were teaching him how to live now that he was suddenly, 22 00:01:47,023 --> 00:01:50,068 somehow, no longer living with Rachel. 23 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:54,072 Each morning, he would wake up with an overwhelming sense of panic 24 00:01:54,072 --> 00:01:56,866 in that new apartment of his. 25 00:01:56,991 --> 00:02:01,079 Where was he? Where was she? Where was his home? 26 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:04,332 "Something is wrong," he'd think. "I am in trouble." 27 00:02:04,332 --> 00:02:07,961 For Rachel was no longer in bed with him. 28 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:12,841 She was no longer griping about her day. 29 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:15,051 I'll have to spend the day cleaning up that mess 30 00:02:15,051 --> 00:02:17,595 with a lunch I don't even have time for. 31 00:02:18,179 --> 00:02:20,849 She was no longer just coming home from the gym 32 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:22,892 in a less black mood than usual. 33 00:02:22,892 --> 00:02:26,146 It was a disaster. It was a complete disaster. 34 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:29,357 Maybe it will be fine. I don't know. 35 00:02:30,441 --> 00:02:33,653 I'll be home late, so I'll need that prescription picked up. 36 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:35,738 She was no longer applying a thick layer 37 00:02:35,738 --> 00:02:37,782 of black liquid eyeliner to her upper eyelid 38 00:02:37,782 --> 00:02:40,326 with the precision of an arthroscopy robot. 39 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:41,911 Are the kids ready already? 40 00:02:44,747 --> 00:02:47,250 But on this particular morning, she was also not 41 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:51,004 in the much nicer home that was just hers now. 42 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:54,674 A spot opened up at that yoga thing upstate, Everglade, 43 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:57,135 so the kids are with you, FYI. 44 00:03:04,767 --> 00:03:07,812 FYI? FYI, I dropped the kids off a day early? 45 00:03:07,812 --> 00:03:09,022 What were you thinking? 46 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,398 I said, a spot opened up. 47 00:03:10,398 --> 00:03:12,483 They're not groceries, okay? They are children. 48 00:03:12,483 --> 00:03:14,152 What if I hadn't checked my phone? 49 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:17,322 What if I'd been called to the hospital in the middle of the night? 50 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:19,282 Well, that didn't happen, right? Good news. 51 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:20,575 I have plans tonight. 52 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:22,619 I'm not supposed to have them until tomorrow. 53 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:24,495 It's just one night. Call Mona. 54 00:03:24,495 --> 00:03:26,664 I want to be with them when I have them. 55 00:03:26,664 --> 00:03:28,541 I don't want to leave them with a sitter. 56 00:03:28,541 --> 00:03:30,168 That's you. 57 00:03:30,168 --> 00:03:33,796 I didn't think you could say anything shittier than you said last night. 58 00:03:33,796 --> 00:03:35,465 Be this aggressive in your career. 59 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:36,883 That's very nice. Very mature. 60 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:39,052 They went back and forth for a while. 61 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:40,887 All the while, Toby tried to remember 62 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:43,598 exactly what he'd said last night that was so bad. 63 00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:47,936 But he couldn't remember. 64 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:49,562 I can't believe you'd do that. 65 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:51,022 Waking them up like that. 66 00:03:51,022 --> 00:03:54,317 I have to secure my oxygen mask, you know, before theirs. 67 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:56,194 Of course, your oxygen, I forgot. 68 00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:57,695 Listen, it's been a hard month. 69 00:03:57,695 --> 00:03:59,364 I just need some me time. 70 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:01,074 All of your time is you time, Rachel. 71 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:04,535 These days, he only ever said her name at the end of sentences. 72 00:04:04,535 --> 00:04:05,828 All right, I gotta go, okay? 73 00:04:05,828 --> 00:04:07,080 I'm running late now. 74 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,540 Which was just as well because his boner was gone. 75 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:18,091 All right, come on, guys. Let's go. 76 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:23,179 I'm so tired. 77 00:04:23,179 --> 00:04:26,391 Well, I am excited 'cause I get you a full day early. 78 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:29,185 And here, I think your mother left some clothes for you here. 79 00:04:29,185 --> 00:04:30,436 There you go. 80 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:32,689 These are for the Hamptons. These aren't for camp. 81 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:36,401 The subtext of everything Hannah said these days was, "You fucking idiot." 82 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:38,403 I wanted Corn Chex, not flakes. 83 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:39,988 You fucking idiot. 84 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:41,531 Okay. 85 00:04:43,199 --> 00:04:45,201 Hannah, these corn flakes are amazing. 86 00:04:45,201 --> 00:04:46,494 You have to try them. 87 00:04:49,038 --> 00:04:51,499 Okay. All right. 88 00:04:51,499 --> 00:04:53,710 Mwah! Thank you, buddy. 89 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:04,846 No, we gotta go. We gotta go. 90 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:06,014 Come on. Come on. 91 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:10,727 Of all the ways Toby so far resented Rachel's mismanagement of that morning, 92 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:14,605 the biggest was an unplanned visit to that den of dread, 93 00:05:14,605 --> 00:05:19,777 that locus of late capitalist society, the 92nd Street Y. 94 00:05:19,777 --> 00:05:21,821 Forget what you know about Ys in general, 95 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:24,991 this place, with its ridiculous parent population 96 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:27,035 and a nursery school you had to put your kids 97 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:29,120 on the waiting list for at conception 98 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:30,997 was as infected by the Upper East Side 99 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:33,750 as anything else that came into contact with it. 100 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:35,501 Okay, bye, Hannah. 101 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:37,670 Toby, hey! Fancy seeing you here. 102 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:39,130 - Hey. - Where's Rachel? 103 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:41,132 - Working as always? - Yeah. 104 00:05:41,132 --> 00:05:42,925 Agency won't run itself, I guess. 105 00:05:42,925 --> 00:05:44,552 Hey, that's her line. 106 00:05:44,552 --> 00:05:47,138 Rachel was a theater agent, best known as the person 107 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:50,475 who discovered Alejandra Lopez, the creator of Presidentrix! 108 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:51,851 It was so brilliant 109 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:54,687 that it set the New York theatergoing world on fire 110 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:56,773 and reinvented Broadway. 111 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:58,566 Presidentrix! was everywhere. 112 00:05:58,566 --> 00:06:00,318 There were parodies. 113 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:02,653 - You're just the wife! - I'm just... 114 00:06:02,653 --> 00:06:04,405 I'm just the something. 115 00:06:04,405 --> 00:06:06,074 All right. Look, hold your applause. 116 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:08,326 And, oh, boy, was there some merch. 117 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:11,287 - Take care. - Thanks, yeah. 118 00:06:13,164 --> 00:06:14,540 She had a swear on her shirt. 119 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:16,042 Yeah, ignore it. 120 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:18,044 Okay, I'll see you later, Solly. 121 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:20,755 You're picking us up? Not Mona? 122 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:22,465 Yeah, it's all me. 123 00:06:22,465 --> 00:06:24,008 Toby! 124 00:06:24,008 --> 00:06:26,719 I keep meaning to reach out to you. 125 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:29,138 How are you doing? How are the kids doing? 126 00:06:29,138 --> 00:06:30,390 Well, we're okay. 127 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,766 It's a change for sure. 128 00:06:31,766 --> 00:06:33,559 I've been waiting to run into you 129 00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:35,853 to tell you myself what I hope you already know, 130 00:06:35,853 --> 00:06:37,688 but we're not leaving your life. 131 00:06:37,688 --> 00:06:39,023 We're not going anywhere. 132 00:06:39,023 --> 00:06:40,942 We are your friends, too. 133 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:42,402 It never didn't shock him 134 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:45,780 that this was who Rachel cared about. 135 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:47,490 As a measure of self-protection, 136 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:50,535 Toby thought about a PT he'd slept with a few nights before. 137 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:53,037 He couldn't quite remember her name. 138 00:06:53,037 --> 00:06:56,457 Jamie, Jasmine? Jill? 139 00:06:56,457 --> 00:06:58,751 Had things been hard long? 140 00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:00,962 Um, yes... I mean, no. 141 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:04,006 I mean, it wasn't a spur-of-the-moment decision or anything, 142 00:07:04,006 --> 00:07:05,299 if that's what you're asking. 143 00:07:05,299 --> 00:07:07,385 But Cyndi wanted information. 144 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:08,845 These days, everyone did. 145 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:10,388 Did you have a date night? 146 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:13,224 Were you fighting at that parent-teacher conference? 147 00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:15,893 But you looked so happy at the spring gala. 148 00:07:15,893 --> 00:07:18,062 The questions were never about the Fleishmans, 149 00:07:18,062 --> 00:07:20,064 but about the person's own marriage. 150 00:07:20,064 --> 00:07:21,566 Do we argue too much? 151 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:24,735 Are our fights too vicious? Do we have enough sex? 152 00:07:24,735 --> 00:07:26,195 Are we too miserable? 153 00:07:26,195 --> 00:07:28,781 How miserable is too miserable? 154 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:29,991 Jenny! 155 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:31,993 The physical therapist's name was Jenny! 156 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:34,454 Well, obviously the girls are still thick as thieves. 157 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:37,915 So you can count on us to make sure nothing changes that. 158 00:07:37,915 --> 00:07:39,667 Sorry... 159 00:07:40,376 --> 00:07:41,669 We're here for you. 160 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:44,839 "Hoping we're still on tonight." 161 00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:45,965 Sorry, this is work. 162 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:49,886 - I have a biopsy. - You're still at the hospital? 163 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:51,679 People are still getting sick. 164 00:07:51,679 --> 00:07:52,805 Supply and demand. 165 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:53,890 - Yeah. - Yeah, anyway, 166 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:55,224 it was great to see you. 167 00:07:55,224 --> 00:07:57,101 We gotta do dinner sometime with the kids 168 00:07:57,101 --> 00:07:59,187 'cause we had so much fun last time. 169 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:00,521 But had they? 170 00:08:00,521 --> 00:08:02,940 It's 40 years old. It's made by these Roman monks. 171 00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:04,442 They only make eight cases a year. 172 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:06,611 - Mmm. I taste that. - Mmm-hmm. 173 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:08,321 I want in. I have a hookup. 174 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:11,032 - Can't say who. - Come on, man. 175 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:12,742 The same crowd every time. 176 00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:14,994 Rachel's school mom friends, whose husbands 177 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:17,830 were a chronic condition that Toby had to manage. 178 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:20,166 There was Todd Leffer, who was a portfolio manager 179 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:21,501 at a distressed debt fund 180 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,628 and who didn't not have a photo of himself 181 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:26,756 next to a dead giraffe and a live Trump son. 182 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:29,884 There was Rich Hertz, whose name was literally Rich, 183 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:32,553 and whose father had made his fortune in the '80s 184 00:08:32,553 --> 00:08:34,430 by buying up life insurance policies 185 00:08:34,430 --> 00:08:36,307 on people who had AIDS. 186 00:08:36,307 --> 00:08:39,310 And then there was the alpha homecoming king, 187 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:42,855 Sam Rothberg, a vice president at a pharmaceutical company 188 00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:44,815 who rose to prominence pushing Vicodin 189 00:08:44,815 --> 00:08:46,692 on every housewife in the country. 190 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:48,110 Except for his own wife, 191 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:50,154 who was already besotted with Xanax. 192 00:08:50,154 --> 00:08:54,075 So, how's the liver business, my man? 193 00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:55,952 Well, you know, people still get sick, so... 194 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:57,537 Let me ask you something. 195 00:08:57,537 --> 00:09:01,249 If your kids said that they wanted to get into medicine, 196 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:02,375 what would you say? 197 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:09,173 No. You don't get it, okay? 198 00:09:09,173 --> 00:09:11,050 It was an insult. He was insulting me. 199 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:12,718 This guy made his money buying up 200 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:15,346 underwater mortgages in states with expedited eviction laws 201 00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:17,348 so they can kick out the tenants and go condo, 202 00:09:17,348 --> 00:09:21,394 and he asks me if I would ever lead my poor children into my shameful life? 203 00:09:23,312 --> 00:09:24,981 Well, would you? 204 00:09:26,774 --> 00:09:28,150 Mrs. Fields, hi. 205 00:09:28,150 --> 00:09:30,236 This is Dr. Fleishman. Is now a good time? 206 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:32,113 By the time he was done with his residency, 207 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:34,240 medicine had undergone such upheaval 208 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,576 that suddenly even being a specialist 209 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:39,954 at a top hospital in Manhattan wouldn't earn enough to offer 210 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:42,873 Rachel the lifestyle to which she so badly wanted 211 00:09:42,873 --> 00:09:44,584 to become accustomed. 212 00:09:47,795 --> 00:09:50,548 She never understood that his job was its own reward 213 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:52,091 and its own comfort. 214 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:55,553 Particularly in those first delicate weeks following his divorce. 215 00:09:56,512 --> 00:09:59,890 And, Clay, what is the most common vascular mass? 216 00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:01,767 Hepatocellular carcinoma. 217 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:03,978 That would be correct if a hepatocellular carcinoma 218 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:06,689 were either vascular or the most common anything. 219 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:07,857 It's a hemangioma. 220 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:13,696 I'm sorry, Clay, I... 221 00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:15,281 Listen, guys, 222 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:17,325 I don't know if this is an appropriate thing, 223 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:19,410 but I'm gonna say it anyway. 224 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:20,953 I'm getting a divorce. 225 00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:23,039 I don't mean to be an asshole. 226 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:24,832 And if I am, forgive me. 227 00:10:24,832 --> 00:10:26,834 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm okay. 228 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:28,836 So, what are you doing now? 229 00:10:28,836 --> 00:10:32,381 We saw a psychologist to figure out how to make sure the kids are okay. 230 00:10:32,381 --> 00:10:34,967 I moved into a new place recently. 231 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:38,471 Great, but are you on the apps yet? 232 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:39,930 What? 233 00:10:41,557 --> 00:10:43,184 Okay, this is gonna be fun. 234 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:45,811 I had a JDate account... Do people have JDate accounts? 235 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:47,063 This is different. 236 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:49,565 It's not that different. It's still scary. 237 00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:51,484 Well, you still do it. 238 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,986 Yes, I do. 239 00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:56,447 Okay, so, there's a couple. 240 00:10:56,447 --> 00:10:58,407 What is this? Sorry, what am I looking at? 241 00:10:58,407 --> 00:11:01,160 So, that's her lighthouse. 242 00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:03,037 Her lighthouse? 243 00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:07,333 You know, it's to indicate a person's readiness. 244 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:10,670 - Her readiness? - Like if she's available. 245 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,380 - Okay. - And horny. 246 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:13,464 Wait. You do this, too? 247 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:14,799 You see what I mean? 248 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:16,884 Okay. Thank you. I'm gonna... We'll table this. 249 00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:18,928 - We have patients to get to. - Right. 250 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:20,554 Those lives will not save themselves. 251 00:11:20,554 --> 00:11:21,806 Get me to the OR, stat! 252 00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:23,265 I mean, you are playing God. 253 00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:24,809 Yeah, no one's dying tonight. 254 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,143 Not on my watch. 255 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:30,606 He watched the apps passively for a week or two, 256 00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:32,692 - not engaging at all... - See you Monday. 257 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:33,943 ...until one weekend. 258 00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:37,613 Rachel had taken the kids out to the Hamptons. 259 00:11:37,613 --> 00:11:40,116 It was his first-ever weekend without them, 260 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:43,119 and he missed them so much he thought he might die. 261 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:05,558 The app asked him, 262 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,268 "What is your fave movie?" 263 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,187 It was Twister. 264 00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:11,272 The app asked him, 265 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,232 "How do you like to spend a rainy Saturday?" 266 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:14,775 "Doing a crossword puzzle." 267 00:12:14,775 --> 00:12:16,402 Watching porn and masturbating. 268 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,528 "Fave food?" 269 00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:20,865 Caesar salad. With shrimp. 270 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:23,743 It was steamed chicken and vegetables, no sauce, no oil. 271 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,537 "What is your sun, moon, and ascendant?" 272 00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:28,205 What is an ascendant? 273 00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:31,459 Maybe he had tried to pump himself up in some answers, 274 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:34,295 but he'd been honest about the important stuff. 275 00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:37,256 And then it asked, "How single are you?" 276 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:38,799 I'm divorced. 277 00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:41,552 That was true. 278 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:43,679 The app needed a pic. 279 00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:20,883 Hey, you. Hi. 280 00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:22,510 Hi! Hi. How are you? 281 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:23,886 - Tongue emoji. - You're cute. 282 00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:25,513 - You're a doctor? - Good for you. 283 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,014 - Vampire emoji. - Where do you live? 284 00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:28,307 - Where do you live? - Brooklyn. 285 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:29,433 In Queens. 286 00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:32,228 Like a doctor in a hospital or a doctor of English? 287 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:33,479 Where is the liver? 288 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:34,563 If you're an asshole... 289 00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:35,648 I've been down that road. 290 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:36,732 And no thank you. 291 00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:38,067 I grew up in LA, too. 292 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,444 Friends, he lost a full Saturday right there. 293 00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:43,697 I went into social work, and I miss it all the time. 294 00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:45,991 I've had too much to drink. 295 00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:48,494 Then the weekend. Winding down with wine. 296 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,913 I'm into older guys. You remind me of someone. 297 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:52,581 Grandpa emoji. You're hot. 298 00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:55,334 "Angry with smoke coming from mouth" emoji... 299 00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:58,128 You have to understand that Toby was not exactly 300 00:13:58,128 --> 00:14:00,256 a desired property in his youth. 301 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,507 You're so handsome. 302 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:02,967 Where have you been all my life? 303 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,969 Possible samba in evening gown emoji. 304 00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:08,055 Glass of milk emoji. Enough about me. What about you? 305 00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:09,431 My dad was a doctor. 306 00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:11,308 - Purple devil emoji. - I was just... 307 00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:15,271 By late Sunday, his cheeks hurt from expressing joy and wonder, 308 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:17,940 and his wrist and hand were sore from repetitive stress. 309 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:20,484 Will I get to see that cute face soon? 310 00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:23,404 But then, he suddenly realized 311 00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:26,115 this was real. 312 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:27,616 Very little on Earth stands still. 313 00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:31,871 That forward momentum is always available to pluck you from your sadness 314 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,582 and invite you to rejoin the living. 315 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:49,054 "So, am I seeing you? Question mark, question mark. 316 00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:51,015 "Don't leave me hanging, cutie." 317 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:54,184 "Sorry. Yes. Looking forward to it." 318 00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:56,770 Oh, shit. 319 00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:58,647 Yeah. Joanie. Hi. 320 00:14:58,647 --> 00:15:00,774 Yeah, I am on my way up. 321 00:15:01,483 --> 00:15:03,694 Look at that. Look at that. 322 00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:05,154 It's good as new. 323 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:08,574 No scarring. It's like nothing ever happened. 324 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:13,162 Huh. You have to love the liver. 325 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:16,123 I mean, seriously, show me a more life-affirming organ. 326 00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:17,291 I mean, look at it. 327 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:18,959 Look what it can recover from. 328 00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:20,502 We should all be like the liver. 329 00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:21,921 Livers behave in erratic ways. 330 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,798 The liver is unique in the way that it heals. 331 00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:26,133 It's full of forgiveness. 332 00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:30,012 It understands that you need a few chances before you get your life right. 333 00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:32,473 And it doesn't just forgive you. You know, it... 334 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:35,392 You know, it practically forgets. 335 00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:39,313 On the darkest days of his marriage, 336 00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:41,190 Toby attended to his hospital business. 337 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,776 Out of the corner of his eyes was always the liver, 338 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,820 whispering to him that one day there would not be much sign 339 00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:50,282 of all of this damage, that he would regenerate, too. 340 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:53,494 Toby, we have a new patient up from the ER. 341 00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:56,038 That's great. Yeah. Let's go. 342 00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,289 I'm a liver specialist. 343 00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:59,291 I was called in because your wife is jaundiced. 344 00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,126 Right. Okay. 345 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:03,420 Do you want to tell us what happened? 346 00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:06,966 She was slurring a little, and not making sense. 347 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,009 She was clumsier than usual. 348 00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:11,053 Finally, I said we should go see a doctor. 349 00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:12,846 Then we got in the car, and on the way, 350 00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:15,140 she passed out. 351 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,308 Maybe she's asleep? 352 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:19,019 We're gonna figure that out. She's in good hands now. 353 00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:21,563 Nurse Ortiz is gonna show you to our family lounge, 354 00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:24,817 and we're going to examine your wife and figure out what's going on. 355 00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:31,031 What's going on here? 356 00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:32,741 Yeah, it's alcoholic cirrhosis. 357 00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:34,576 - Okay. - She went on a bender. 358 00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:37,454 Probably been a secret drinker for years. 359 00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:39,707 You seem pretty sure about that. Joanie? 360 00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:44,378 - He said she was slurring. - Okay. What did he actually say? 361 00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:47,131 He said she was clumsy and slurring. 362 00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:49,008 - She's a drunk. - Phillip! 363 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,093 I'm sorry. Alcoholic. 364 00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,345 A person with alcoholism. 365 00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:54,763 An alcoholic-American. 366 00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:56,682 Yeah. Okay. Listen, the husband, 367 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:59,143 he said that she was clumsier than usual. 368 00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:02,688 So, whatever this is, it's been going on longer than just the last week. 369 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:03,856 What else? 370 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,274 Is she on an antidepressant? 371 00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:09,028 She's on Zoloft, as of a month ago. 372 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,112 How'd you know that? 373 00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:12,614 - Get her internist on the phone. - Okay. 374 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,325 You saw her a month ago, and prescribed Zoloft. 375 00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:17,077 She said she was feeling down. 376 00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:19,496 - Her AST/ALT wasn't elevated? - I didn't check LFTs. 377 00:17:19,496 --> 00:17:22,124 You didn't check. Okay, well, she has an AST of 145 378 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,293 and an ALT of 103 and a bili of 14. 379 00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,712 She is en-encephalopathic and coagulopathic. 380 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,297 Her total cholesterol is 98. 381 00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:30,424 She's in liver failure. Yellow as a highlighter. 382 00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:32,968 Listen, my whole practice is these women in their 40s 383 00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:35,679 who become depressed and drink more than they should at lunch. 384 00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:36,764 Really? Good for you. 385 00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,515 I got to go treat your patient now. 386 00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:40,809 Sorry. You shouldn't do that. 387 00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:41,977 Here's the thing. 388 00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:44,772 This woman's doctor could have helped if he'd taken her seriously. 389 00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:48,442 She wouldn't be having neurological symptoms and a failing liver. 390 00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:51,070 Guys, insurance is not gonna pay for more than 15 minutes. 391 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,946 You still have to listen. Okay? 392 00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:54,948 You have to take that time as a loss. 393 00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:57,076 You have to ask questions and give a shit. 394 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,082 What did our friend Dr. Osler say? 395 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,167 You remember? Listen to the patient. 396 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,919 She is telling you her diagnosis. 397 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,170 Okay. So, go ahead. 398 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:09,421 Look harder. 399 00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:19,973 Oh, my God. 400 00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:23,352 The patient has a ring of copper around her iris. 401 00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:24,561 - It's Wilson's. - Yeah. 402 00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:26,146 Yeah, I've only seen it once before. 403 00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:30,025 Do you see that? 404 00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:33,278 God, it's so beautiful. 405 00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:34,530 Yeah. 406 00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:38,283 As life-threatening diseases go, it is a pretty one. 407 00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,537 It means her body doesn't process copper. 408 00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:44,123 So, usually it presents as what you called clumsiness. 409 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:47,209 All it takes is one night of drinking for this to happen. 410 00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,753 She went to Vegas with friends last weekend 411 00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:51,630 for, like, a bachelorette thing. 412 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,132 That's really good to know. 413 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,425 Dr. Clifton here will take a more detailed history. 414 00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:57,594 - Okay? - And what do I do? 415 00:18:57,594 --> 00:18:59,555 Tell your job you need a few days off, 416 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,223 then call your family and friends 417 00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,142 so they can help with your kids. 418 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:06,145 And we will tell you when we know something, all right? 419 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,896 All right. Take care. 420 00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:09,898 - Thanks. - Yeah. 421 00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:16,405 So, never? 422 00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:17,698 I'm a middle-aged housewife. 423 00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:20,159 - I've been domesticated. - You're a legend. 424 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,743 Not pot? Not even cigarettes? 425 00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:23,287 - Cigarettes? - Hey. 426 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:24,538 Are you crazy? 427 00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,623 What would the other mothers even say about me? 428 00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:27,833 I'd be a pariah. 429 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:31,128 Do you realize that the only thing Libby ever inhales into her lungs anymore 430 00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:33,213 - is the New Jersey pollution? - Yes. She grew up. 431 00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:34,464 - I endorse this. - Thank you. 432 00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:37,509 I knew this guy who lived literally beneath a cave. 433 00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:39,636 Not in it, beneath it, in Argentina. 434 00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:41,513 And he grew this one strain of pot 435 00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,098 that he combined with this extract, 436 00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:45,851 so you're high, but you don't know you're high. 437 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,311 Sorry. What does that even mean? 438 00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,021 But I think I want to know if I'm high. 439 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,981 - Am I high right now? - Am I high right now? 440 00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,941 No. I'd be hungrier if I were high. 441 00:19:52,941 --> 00:19:54,818 - I'm not. - Telltale sign. 442 00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:56,069 - You ready? - Wait a minute. 443 00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:57,321 I am hungry. 444 00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:58,780 - Tuna sandwich, please. - Thanks. 445 00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:00,032 Wait. Excuse me. Sorry. 446 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,534 The American Medical Association 447 00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:04,912 recommends eating tuna fish once a month, if that. 448 00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:06,205 Those people are animals. 449 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:09,666 So, a tuna sandwich would be amazing, thank you. 450 00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:11,168 I'm gonna have the Lumberjack, 451 00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:13,587 and can I have a grilled cheese on the side? 452 00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:15,672 Wow. Child. 453 00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:18,091 I will have the spinach and egg white omelet, 454 00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:20,594 no butter and very little oil. 455 00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:22,930 French fries or home fries? 456 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,056 No, no, neither. 457 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,641 And no bread, please. 458 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,434 - I love it. - Okay. 459 00:20:27,434 --> 00:20:29,102 Thank you. 460 00:20:29,102 --> 00:20:31,021 The three of us had been getting together regularly 461 00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:32,981 for the first time in years, 462 00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:36,068 ever since Toby called to tell us that he was getting a divorce. 463 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,362 So, it's crazy because, when you're in space, 464 00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:39,613 no matter where you are, 465 00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:42,741 you feel like you're in the center. 466 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:45,869 Have you considered that maybe 467 00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:47,663 you shouldn't have been a lawyer? 468 00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:49,748 Only every day. 469 00:20:50,874 --> 00:20:52,000 How was your day? 470 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,212 Fine. It was nothing. 471 00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:05,264 Toby Fleishman? 472 00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:07,140 Elizabeth Slater. Toby Fleishman. 473 00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:08,392 God! 474 00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:12,354 It's Epstein now, but, yeah, hi. 475 00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:13,772 - Hi? - Hello. 476 00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:16,692 I am calling to tell you that I am getting a divorce. 477 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,694 I'm doing this on the advice of a therapist, 478 00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,070 who thinks it would be healing 479 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:23,448 to reach out to people I haven't seen since my marriage was falling apart. 480 00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,158 I was stunned. 481 00:21:25,158 --> 00:21:26,410 I'm stunned. 482 00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:27,536 I just moved out. 483 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,746 I have the kids every other weekend 484 00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:31,748 and on weekdays when she's working late. 485 00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:33,667 It was hard for a long time. 486 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,711 We actually went to a couples therapist 487 00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:38,213 who said that we have three of the four horsemen 488 00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:39,631 of the marital apocalypse. 489 00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:40,966 What are those? 490 00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,801 Contempt, I think, was the first one. 491 00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:43,969 Defensiveness. 492 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:45,887 And shutting down... You know what? 493 00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:47,222 I can't remember the fourth. 494 00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:49,933 Was it being a total fucking bitch? 495 00:21:49,933 --> 00:21:52,936 Elizabeth. Maybe. 496 00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:54,187 I hated her. 497 00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:57,774 I mean, I... Can I say that? 498 00:21:57,774 --> 00:22:01,320 I know I just said that, but, like, can I say that? 499 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,238 Yeah, I know, I know. 500 00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:04,698 It's been a while, Elizabeth. 501 00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:07,492 What, like 10 years? Or 12? 502 00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:09,995 It's been since you didn't bother showing up to my wedding. 503 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,372 So, 12 years. 504 00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:15,292 I'm so sorry. It was so hard. 505 00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:17,836 Yeah. I mean, you should have called me, you know? 506 00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:19,921 It was a nightmare. 507 00:22:19,921 --> 00:22:22,341 We would fight in public. 508 00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,634 I'm so sorry. 509 00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:25,844 I couldn't. 510 00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:28,472 You still should have called me. 511 00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:32,976 We made arrangements to see each other immediately, 512 00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:34,811 and I took a brief leave from my life 513 00:22:34,811 --> 00:22:37,939 as a housewife in New Jersey to come into the big city. 514 00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:41,068 - Hi. - Hi. 515 00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:42,652 - Hello. - Hi. 516 00:22:42,652 --> 00:22:43,904 - Okay. Come on. - Yeah. 517 00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:45,739 - Come on in. Come on in. - Let's hug. 518 00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:47,199 Should we get something to eat? 519 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:49,034 No. I'm good. I ate on Tuesday. 520 00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:54,456 - Are you doing okay? - Yes, I am okay. 521 00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:55,707 Okay. 522 00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:57,417 I don't know. I worry about the kids. 523 00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,962 I hate weekends when I don't have them. 524 00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:03,131 I freak out when I wake up in my new apartment, 525 00:23:03,131 --> 00:23:06,426 which is like a hovel compared to the palace I just moved out of. 526 00:23:06,426 --> 00:23:07,761 - Sure. - Seriously. 527 00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:09,429 But... 528 00:23:09,429 --> 00:23:11,098 I think I'm past the hard part. 529 00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:14,601 And, yeah, I think I'm, like, 530 00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:17,437 actually up to the interesting part. 531 00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:21,108 Look at this. 532 00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:22,359 What is that? 533 00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:26,905 It's like a bevy of interested sexual partners 534 00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:29,825 that comprises the underlayer of this city, apparently. 535 00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:31,368 Might have been here forever. 536 00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:33,703 Toby Fleishman. 537 00:23:33,703 --> 00:23:34,830 Hot damn. 538 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:36,206 Can you imagine all those years 539 00:23:36,206 --> 00:23:38,625 I couldn't even get return eye contact, and... 540 00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:42,087 I cannot believe that this is where life has deposited you. 541 00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:44,673 Listen, I know it feels like we haven't been in touch, 542 00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:47,342 but I get the magazine, and I look, like, 543 00:23:47,342 --> 00:23:49,845 every month for your name, and I read the stories, 544 00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:52,722 and, Lib, it is like your voice in my ears. 545 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,393 I'm proud of you, you know? 546 00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:59,896 Yeah. I'm not at the magazine anymore. 547 00:23:59,896 --> 00:24:02,399 I'm not anywhere anymore. 548 00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:03,525 This is... 549 00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:04,693 Yeah. 550 00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:06,778 Our friend Seth had fewer questions. 551 00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:08,029 Dude. 552 00:24:08,029 --> 00:24:10,490 The world is your oyster now. Lick it up. 553 00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:12,909 - I'm trying, you know, to... - I have a great idea. 554 00:24:12,909 --> 00:24:14,911 - Yeah? - Go to your apartment, put on shorts. 555 00:24:14,911 --> 00:24:16,371 - Why? - We're gonna go to yoga. 556 00:24:16,371 --> 00:24:17,581 It's Saturday night. 557 00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:19,708 It's Saturday afternoon. Trust me. 558 00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:21,460 What? I can't. I just had a drink. 559 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:24,171 The place I go to is owned by a guy who trained under Bikram. 560 00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:26,173 He started a splinter group that nearly brought 561 00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:28,425 the Indian political system to its knees. 562 00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:29,634 - Really? - Yes. 563 00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:30,927 Do you know who goes to yoga? 564 00:24:33,346 --> 00:24:34,639 - Girls. - Yeah, right. 565 00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:36,558 Going to yoga shows a woman 566 00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:38,560 how evolved you are and how not set you are 567 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,605 on maintaining the patriarchy she so loathes and fears. 568 00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:43,899 I got to get home. And aren't you dating someone? 569 00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:45,775 I'm doing this for you, not me. 570 00:24:45,775 --> 00:24:47,777 How high is your closing rate? 571 00:24:47,777 --> 00:24:48,862 It's like 60%. 572 00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:50,655 It's 30%. I can't keep track. 573 00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:52,115 You should be at 100%. 574 00:24:52,115 --> 00:24:53,950 You should only be closing right now. 575 00:24:53,950 --> 00:24:56,328 You are prime time now. You are golden. 576 00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:58,121 - Are you being picky? - I'd put my penis 577 00:24:58,121 --> 00:25:00,373 in a he-donkey right now, that's how picky I'm being. 578 00:25:00,373 --> 00:25:02,083 So what's the problem? 579 00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:03,335 The problem? I don't know. 580 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:04,669 I'm getting out of a marriage 581 00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:06,838 to a woman who wouldn't let me pee standing up. 582 00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:08,256 I have some healing to do. 583 00:25:12,135 --> 00:25:14,179 I really missed you, man. 584 00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:19,184 Go put those shorts on. 585 00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:20,977 Then Toby invited us to his new place 586 00:25:20,977 --> 00:25:23,313 when his kids were with Rachel one weekend, 587 00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:26,107 the three of us together for the first time in 15 years. 588 00:25:26,107 --> 00:25:27,442 Didn't want to move downtown? 589 00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:29,569 My kids are up here, and I work across the park, 590 00:25:29,569 --> 00:25:32,155 so I'm kind of like a prisoner of the Upper East Side 591 00:25:32,155 --> 00:25:34,491 until The Hague mandates that I can leave. 592 00:25:34,491 --> 00:25:35,742 You need new shades. 593 00:25:35,742 --> 00:25:37,619 Yes, I know. I also need a new toaster. 594 00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:38,912 Rachel has a good toaster. 595 00:25:38,912 --> 00:25:41,998 Well, I pronounce this place completely delightful. 596 00:25:41,998 --> 00:25:43,458 I love this apartment. 597 00:25:43,458 --> 00:25:46,461 It reminds me of the first place Adam and I had together. 598 00:25:46,461 --> 00:25:47,837 - Yeah? - Mmm-hmm. 599 00:25:47,837 --> 00:25:50,090 It reminds me of our dorm room in Israel. 600 00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:51,758 - Very mean. - I mean, I love it. 601 00:25:51,758 --> 00:25:53,843 I mean, I hated the place that Rachel put us in. 602 00:25:53,843 --> 00:25:55,303 Had these high ceilings. 603 00:25:55,303 --> 00:25:58,098 They made the doormen dress like they were in the military. 604 00:25:59,683 --> 00:26:01,768 Divorce is like that old Othello game. 605 00:26:01,768 --> 00:26:04,896 You start your marriage with all the discs white, right? 606 00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:07,399 Then there are some black discs along the way. 607 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:09,276 You fight, but ultimately, you laugh 608 00:26:09,276 --> 00:26:11,861 and it's fine because the board is still mostly white, right? 609 00:26:11,861 --> 00:26:15,407 But then something happens and the marriage falls apart, 610 00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:18,201 and suddenly the entire board is black. 611 00:26:18,201 --> 00:26:19,703 Is that how you play Othello? 612 00:26:19,703 --> 00:26:22,581 They should probably change the name Othello, you know? 613 00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:25,584 Yeah, so now even the good memories are tinged with darkness. 614 00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:27,711 They're tainted, rotten from the start. 615 00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:28,962 Not all of them. 616 00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:30,797 Yes, man, all of them. Okay? 617 00:26:30,797 --> 00:26:33,842 Now you look back on all those memories, like the honeymoon fight, 618 00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:35,719 a disagreement on a child's name, 619 00:26:35,719 --> 00:26:38,179 and suddenly they're no longer innocuous fights. 620 00:26:38,305 --> 00:26:39,639 Now they're foreshadowing. 621 00:26:39,639 --> 00:26:43,226 When we get married, we really have no way to fully understand 622 00:26:43,226 --> 00:26:45,562 what forever means, you know? 623 00:26:45,562 --> 00:26:46,896 That's what I say. 624 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:48,898 Marriage is for suckers. 625 00:26:48,898 --> 00:26:50,859 How are you gonna know how you're gonna feel 626 00:26:50,859 --> 00:26:53,361 in three times the amount of years you've been alive for? 627 00:26:53,361 --> 00:26:54,487 You were how old 628 00:26:54,487 --> 00:26:56,156 - when you got married? - Twenty-six. 629 00:26:56,156 --> 00:26:57,532 - Thirty. - Thirty. 630 00:26:57,532 --> 00:26:59,200 Has your brain even stopped growing? 631 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,785 Does your brain grow? 632 00:27:00,785 --> 00:27:03,788 I was ridiculous in my 20s. Who would I have married? 633 00:27:03,788 --> 00:27:06,499 What kind of decision or choice would I have made? 634 00:27:06,499 --> 00:27:08,168 You grow up. You change. 635 00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:09,294 Like the show Friends. 636 00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:11,421 I used to like Friends when it first came out. 637 00:27:11,421 --> 00:27:14,591 Now I hear that opening music, it makes me want to kill myself. 638 00:27:14,591 --> 00:27:16,259 Definitely should not watch Friends. 639 00:27:16,259 --> 00:27:20,055 What I'm saying is I keep seeing people outgrow the people that they were with, 640 00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:22,307 and now all the guys at work, my work, 641 00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:25,769 are these, like, miserable, desperate creatures 642 00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:28,605 who get way too wasted at other people's bachelor parties 643 00:27:28,605 --> 00:27:30,273 because they're dreading going home. 644 00:27:30,273 --> 00:27:31,691 But you know what? 645 00:27:31,691 --> 00:27:33,652 I was at their weddings. I saw them. 646 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:35,111 They were in love. 647 00:27:35,111 --> 00:27:36,237 They were happy that day. 648 00:27:36,237 --> 00:27:37,822 You and Rachel were happy that day. 649 00:27:37,822 --> 00:27:39,741 - Yeah, we were. - Yeah, you really were. 650 00:27:39,741 --> 00:27:41,993 So, how could an intelligent observer of this 651 00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:43,536 ever decide to choose it? 652 00:27:43,536 --> 00:27:45,038 Hmm. 653 00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:46,581 Are you still going to therapy? 654 00:27:46,581 --> 00:27:48,625 No. The apps are like my therapy. 655 00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:50,627 It's like group therapy, except at the end, 656 00:27:50,627 --> 00:27:53,338 you get to put your penis in the therapist's mouth. 657 00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:55,173 My therapist does that. 658 00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:57,008 So we met, and we laughed. 659 00:27:57,008 --> 00:28:00,178 And in our laughter, I heard something dangerous, 660 00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:02,222 which was the sound of our youth. 661 00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:05,266 Which landed us here, on the day 662 00:28:05,266 --> 00:28:07,769 that Rachel dropped the kids off at Toby's apartment 663 00:28:07,769 --> 00:28:10,146 a full day earlier than expected. 664 00:28:10,146 --> 00:28:11,398 She does whatever she wants. 665 00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:12,857 I shouldn't have been surprised 666 00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:15,985 to see our kids sleep-marched to the apartment at 4:00 a.m. 667 00:28:15,985 --> 00:28:17,237 00 a.m.! Sorry. 668 00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:18,488 I'm angry all over again. 669 00:28:18,488 --> 00:28:21,032 I thought she would at least be a good divorce partner. 670 00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:23,618 Why would you think that? She was a terrible wife. 671 00:28:23,618 --> 00:28:26,287 Yeah, no, I know. I thought we had an agreement 672 00:28:26,287 --> 00:28:28,039 where we'd put each other through enough 673 00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:29,791 and we could be normal to each other. 674 00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:31,251 But what I remember is that 675 00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:34,921 I'm normal, and she's crazy, and that's why this could never work out. 676 00:28:34,921 --> 00:28:37,215 Sorry. I had a date tonight. 677 00:28:37,215 --> 00:28:38,550 Let me see. 678 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:41,052 Okay. Here you go. 679 00:28:41,052 --> 00:28:42,721 All right. What do you think of her? 680 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:44,097 Oh. Nice. 681 00:28:44,097 --> 00:28:45,432 How old is she? 682 00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:46,683 - Let me see. - I don't know. 683 00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:47,809 She said she's 39. 684 00:28:47,809 --> 00:28:48,977 - No. - No? 685 00:28:48,977 --> 00:28:50,228 - She's not 39. - No? 686 00:28:50,228 --> 00:28:53,440 Weird fact about dating is no one is actually 39 or 29. 687 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:54,649 There's 40 or 30. 688 00:28:54,649 --> 00:28:57,193 They shouldn't let you use those ages because they don't exist. 689 00:28:57,193 --> 00:28:59,362 How did it go with the zoologist? 690 00:28:59,362 --> 00:29:01,489 It was really freaky. She wanted me to choke her. 691 00:29:01,489 --> 00:29:04,451 - What? - Yeah, yeah. That happens all the time. 692 00:29:04,451 --> 00:29:06,369 Women have been let loose. 693 00:29:06,369 --> 00:29:07,495 They are emancipated. 694 00:29:07,495 --> 00:29:09,539 That is the opposite of emancipation. 695 00:29:09,539 --> 00:29:11,708 They're doing that because they saw it in porn. 696 00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:14,335 - What did you do? - I told her I took an oath. 697 00:29:14,335 --> 00:29:16,421 I'm serious. A person could die like that. 698 00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:18,131 I told her that. 699 00:29:18,131 --> 00:29:21,384 What does your oath say about her being a naughty girl 700 00:29:21,384 --> 00:29:23,261 who needs some very light spanking? 701 00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:25,513 Come on. Come on. No, no, no. 702 00:29:27,140 --> 00:29:28,308 What were we talking about? 703 00:29:28,308 --> 00:29:29,976 - Ages. - Oh, yeah. Right. 704 00:29:29,976 --> 00:29:31,436 When I was on the apps, you know, 705 00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:34,063 I would put my search interest from 21 to 28. 706 00:29:34,063 --> 00:29:36,316 That way, the oldest woman I would get is 35. 707 00:29:36,316 --> 00:29:37,984 - Beat the system. - Stop it. 708 00:29:37,984 --> 00:29:39,736 I don't really like the younger women. 709 00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:40,987 - You don't? - No. 710 00:29:40,987 --> 00:29:43,406 I mean, hey, come on. We're not that old, you know? 711 00:29:43,406 --> 00:29:46,534 I don't think women our age are old. The younger ones hate us less. 712 00:29:46,534 --> 00:29:49,078 Have you thought that all the way through? 713 00:29:49,078 --> 00:29:50,455 Am I wrong? 714 00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:52,540 I don't know. 715 00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:55,460 I'm just... You know, it makes a girl start to wonder 716 00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:57,712 how she might do on the produce market. 717 00:29:57,712 --> 00:29:59,422 You don't have to worry about it. 718 00:29:59,422 --> 00:30:01,174 - You're married. - He was married. 719 00:30:01,174 --> 00:30:03,468 I did go out on a couple dates with a 25-year-old, 720 00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:06,262 until I changed my search parameters to 39 to 47, you know, 721 00:30:06,262 --> 00:30:08,973 'cause if they want to have kids, 722 00:30:08,973 --> 00:30:11,392 I don't want to waste their time. But also... 723 00:30:11,392 --> 00:30:13,853 You know, also, I can't be with someone 724 00:30:13,853 --> 00:30:15,855 who doesn't understand consequences. 725 00:30:15,855 --> 00:30:17,774 How the world will have its way with you 726 00:30:17,774 --> 00:30:19,943 despite your careful planning and good behavior. 727 00:30:19,943 --> 00:30:21,611 - Yikes, dude. - I know. I'm sorry. 728 00:30:21,611 --> 00:30:22,946 I'm just so angry at Rachel, 729 00:30:22,946 --> 00:30:25,114 who is old enough to understand consequences. 730 00:30:25,114 --> 00:30:26,991 And yet! And yet! 731 00:30:27,450 --> 00:30:29,702 Uh... 732 00:30:29,702 --> 00:30:33,790 May the townsfolk know of her promiscuity 733 00:30:33,790 --> 00:30:36,751 and stone her in the square. 734 00:30:36,751 --> 00:30:38,419 No, that is not nice. 735 00:30:38,419 --> 00:30:40,421 - And may the next man... - Yeah? 736 00:30:40,421 --> 00:30:42,257 ...who visits her undercarriage... 737 00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:44,342 - Yes. - ...have a big sneeze. 738 00:30:44,342 --> 00:30:45,802 Oh, no, please. No, no, no. 739 00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:49,055 And the sneeze travels up her vagina and causes an embolism. 740 00:30:49,055 --> 00:30:50,515 That's not how embolisms work. 741 00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:52,892 I'm pretty sure that's how embolism works. 742 00:30:52,892 --> 00:30:54,477 Thank you for taking my side. 743 00:30:54,477 --> 00:30:55,937 Anytime. 744 00:30:57,272 --> 00:30:59,732 Okay. I should go. You guys can split that. 745 00:30:59,732 --> 00:31:01,150 - Yeah. - Thanks so much. 746 00:31:01,150 --> 00:31:02,402 Thank you. 747 00:31:02,402 --> 00:31:03,820 All right. Love you. 748 00:31:03,820 --> 00:31:04,946 Okay. 749 00:31:04,946 --> 00:31:06,030 - Bye. - Bye. 750 00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:07,240 Bye-bye. 751 00:31:10,243 --> 00:31:12,370 Hey! Was today good? 752 00:31:12,370 --> 00:31:13,872 Hello to you. 753 00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:15,373 There's a STEM contest at the Y. 754 00:31:15,373 --> 00:31:16,833 Can we enter it? 755 00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:19,377 If you win, you get to be in a science fair in September. 756 00:31:19,377 --> 00:31:20,837 I think we can arrange that. 757 00:31:20,837 --> 00:31:22,714 I have what Mom calls "the competitive edge" 758 00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:24,090 because I have a science dad. 759 00:31:24,090 --> 00:31:26,384 Okay. Here comes the bus. 760 00:31:26,384 --> 00:31:28,011 Hey, what's going on? 761 00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:29,679 I'm not going on the bus. 762 00:31:29,679 --> 00:31:30,763 Hannah. Come on. 763 00:31:30,763 --> 00:31:31,973 No. 764 00:31:31,973 --> 00:31:34,434 You're so embarrassing. 765 00:31:34,434 --> 00:31:35,894 Okay. This is nonsense. 766 00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:38,521 Come with us right now, or you're not going to Lexi's. 767 00:31:38,521 --> 00:31:40,273 Can we just take a cab? 768 00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:52,911 Look, you have to be able to, like, live among people 769 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,996 without wanting or needing to be like them. 770 00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:56,664 You have to know our values. 771 00:31:56,664 --> 00:31:58,958 Not wanting to be seen on a bus, that's not good. 772 00:31:58,958 --> 00:32:01,002 Not wanting to take a bus is not a good value, 773 00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:03,254 for like a million reasons. 774 00:32:03,254 --> 00:32:04,923 - Hey, Dad. - Yeah? 775 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:06,382 Can I get golf lessons? 776 00:32:06,382 --> 00:32:09,510 You want golf... Yeah. Yeah, sure. 777 00:32:09,510 --> 00:32:10,845 I'll look into it, buddy. 778 00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:14,849 For the 10th time that day, 779 00:32:14,849 --> 00:32:17,477 Toby was forced to ask the question that occurred to him 780 00:32:17,477 --> 00:32:20,146 nearly every few minutes since his separation... 781 00:32:20,146 --> 00:32:21,230 How did I get here? 782 00:32:21,230 --> 00:32:23,232 How did I become a divorced guy? 783 00:32:23,232 --> 00:32:25,526 How could my kids be so much like these people 784 00:32:25,526 --> 00:32:28,029 when they also so resembled me? 785 00:32:28,029 --> 00:32:29,447 How did he get here? 786 00:32:30,823 --> 00:32:32,075 - Hey, Dad? - Yes. 787 00:32:32,075 --> 00:32:33,409 I think I found our project. 788 00:32:33,409 --> 00:32:35,745 Can we do quantum superposition? 789 00:32:35,745 --> 00:32:37,455 It's like Schrödinger's cat. 790 00:32:37,455 --> 00:32:39,791 Maybe. I just don't want to be killing living things. 791 00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:41,751 There's no way to do it without a dead cat? 792 00:32:41,751 --> 00:32:43,127 We'll figure something out, okay? 793 00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:44,379 - Hey, Dad? - Yeah. 794 00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:45,463 Can we get a dog? 795 00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:46,714 Oh, God. Are you serious? 796 00:32:46,714 --> 00:32:48,341 I don't know. Check with your mother. 797 00:32:48,341 --> 00:32:49,801 I got to get changed. 798 00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:51,678 - Where are you going? - He's going on a date. 799 00:32:51,678 --> 00:32:53,346 - Thank you, Hannah. - What? 800 00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:55,223 Don't you want to work on our project? 801 00:32:55,223 --> 00:32:57,558 I do. You have play dates with your friends? 802 00:32:57,558 --> 00:32:58,726 Adults have those, too. 803 00:32:58,726 --> 00:33:01,020 And it's healthy. It's, like, normal. 804 00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:03,606 - Yeah. Mona. - Mona! 805 00:33:03,606 --> 00:33:05,483 Thank you so much for coming. 806 00:33:05,483 --> 00:33:07,443 - Hi! - I really do appreciate it. 807 00:33:07,443 --> 00:33:09,112 - It's a Halloween party. - Hi, Mona. 808 00:33:09,112 --> 00:33:11,406 Hey, babe. Nice to see you. 809 00:33:11,406 --> 00:33:13,908 Mona, you're a lifesaver. 810 00:33:13,908 --> 00:33:16,786 You can have a costume brought to you on a day other than Halloween. 811 00:33:16,786 --> 00:33:20,164 - Guess I should be punished. - Well, that can be arranged. 812 00:33:20,164 --> 00:33:23,918 Whoa! Hey, is this really the best thing to watch right now? 813 00:33:23,918 --> 00:33:26,087 You ruin everything! 814 00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:28,256 - Okay. - Those sunglasses... 815 00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:29,924 He had emerged that summer 816 00:33:29,924 --> 00:33:33,094 like a newborn baby seal with his eyes clamped shut. 817 00:33:33,094 --> 00:33:36,973 But now they were open, and he was a student again. 818 00:33:36,973 --> 00:33:40,101 And in this short time, he had learned a million new things. 819 00:33:40,101 --> 00:33:41,436 Among them was the fact 820 00:33:41,436 --> 00:33:43,521 that if you skew your vision just right, 821 00:33:43,521 --> 00:33:46,858 you could see the world as his dating app presented it, 822 00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:49,110 with New York as a city full of people 823 00:33:49,110 --> 00:33:50,903 with only one imperative, 824 00:33:50,903 --> 00:33:55,408 to fuck or lick or suck or finger or apply hot breath 825 00:33:55,408 --> 00:33:59,537 to a warm body with a compatible schedule. 826 00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:02,290 As he tried to get his bearings these last few months, 827 00:34:02,290 --> 00:34:04,667 he enjoyed the simplicity of that. 828 00:34:06,711 --> 00:34:07,962 Hey. 829 00:34:08,838 --> 00:34:10,256 Are you Alex? 830 00:34:10,256 --> 00:34:12,508 I'm... No, I'm Toby. 831 00:34:12,508 --> 00:34:15,219 Yeah, of course you are. 832 00:34:15,219 --> 00:34:17,722 And he learned that he wasn't alone in his search 833 00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:20,600 for someone to talk to and kiss and ignite, 834 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,227 even if it was just for a night. 835 00:34:23,227 --> 00:34:24,687 He was meeting a woman named Tess 836 00:34:24,687 --> 00:34:27,732 that he'd been exchanging dirty messages with for a week. 837 00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:31,194 He tried to remember what she looked like, but she'd sent 838 00:34:31,194 --> 00:34:33,738 too many pictures of body parts in the meantime, 839 00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:36,032 and he realized he'd lost the plot on her face. 840 00:34:36,032 --> 00:34:37,283 Bicep emoji. 841 00:34:37,283 --> 00:34:40,578 Shrug with "What are you gonna do?" arms emoji. 842 00:34:40,578 --> 00:34:42,288 Hi. Hi. 843 00:34:48,544 --> 00:34:50,963 He turned 50 and got depressed, 844 00:34:50,963 --> 00:34:53,466 so I sent him on a survival skills weekend 845 00:34:53,466 --> 00:34:54,926 with a famous life coach. 846 00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:57,637 It cost $10,000 for a weekend. 847 00:34:57,637 --> 00:34:58,805 Oh, my God. 848 00:34:58,805 --> 00:35:01,265 - She's a shaman now. - I would hope so. 849 00:35:01,265 --> 00:35:02,683 Well, he comes back and says 850 00:35:02,683 --> 00:35:04,727 he wants to start having threesomes. 851 00:35:05,436 --> 00:35:09,398 I'm surprised, but I also think, "Look at this beautiful life." 852 00:35:09,398 --> 00:35:10,650 So I say sure. 853 00:35:10,650 --> 00:35:13,820 You know, we'll need some rules, but why not? 854 00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:14,904 I'm not dead yet. 855 00:35:14,904 --> 00:35:17,406 Well, that is very generous of you. 856 00:35:17,406 --> 00:35:20,451 Well, turns out he wants to have threesomes with other women. 857 00:35:20,451 --> 00:35:22,203 Two other women. 858 00:35:22,203 --> 00:35:23,454 - None of them me. - No! 859 00:35:23,454 --> 00:35:24,747 No. That is insane. 860 00:35:24,747 --> 00:35:26,707 Wait, so the life coach told him to do this? 861 00:35:26,707 --> 00:35:29,127 She told him to live his truth, or whatever. 862 00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:30,628 His truth? 863 00:35:30,628 --> 00:35:33,506 I swear, you think you know someone, and then they do something 864 00:35:33,506 --> 00:35:36,300 you could not have predicted in your wildest dreams. 865 00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:38,094 Boy, isn't that the truth. 866 00:35:38,094 --> 00:35:40,596 That's my truth. 867 00:35:40,596 --> 00:35:42,598 So, how did you guys meet? 868 00:35:42,723 --> 00:35:44,267 You know, it's funny. 869 00:35:44,267 --> 00:35:45,351 In a threesome. 870 00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:49,856 But what Toby really learned the whole summer 871 00:35:49,856 --> 00:35:51,399 was that he was wanted again. 872 00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:54,819 Toby! Oh, yes! 873 00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:56,946 He was wanted on top. 874 00:35:59,031 --> 00:36:00,199 He was wanted on bottom. 875 00:36:02,118 --> 00:36:03,286 Get down. 876 00:36:03,286 --> 00:36:05,621 They wanted him on all fours, which was new for him. 877 00:36:05,621 --> 00:36:06,873 Yes, ma'am. 878 00:36:11,085 --> 00:36:12,545 They wanted him to go slower. 879 00:36:14,922 --> 00:36:17,133 They wanted him to go faster. 880 00:36:17,133 --> 00:36:20,469 They wanted to know if he was gonna come hard. 881 00:36:20,469 --> 00:36:23,097 They wanted him to come to Mommy. 882 00:36:23,097 --> 00:36:25,808 They wanted to call him Daddy. 883 00:36:39,906 --> 00:36:42,241 He was madly in love with each of them. 884 00:36:44,744 --> 00:36:47,455 On these nights, he didn't wonder why this had happened to him. 885 00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:49,540 Albert. My man. 886 00:36:49,540 --> 00:36:52,293 On these nights, he was grateful life was long 887 00:36:52,293 --> 00:36:55,046 and he got to experience all of these new things. 888 00:36:55,963 --> 00:36:57,298 He had been so lost. 889 00:36:57,298 --> 00:37:00,718 And each night, he became just a little more found. 890 00:37:10,144 --> 00:37:12,897 I know. We can do relativity. 891 00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:15,024 Yeah. Yeah. That's actually not a bad idea. 892 00:37:15,024 --> 00:37:16,817 Oh! 893 00:37:16,817 --> 00:37:18,236 That might be for me. 894 00:37:19,612 --> 00:37:21,405 "Good morning, Doctor." 895 00:37:22,782 --> 00:37:24,742 Who's Tess? 896 00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:27,078 Tess? Oh, she's a resident. She's a fellow. 897 00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,496 She's a new patient. 898 00:37:28,496 --> 00:37:29,997 She's a good patient. 899 00:37:29,997 --> 00:37:31,249 "That was fun last night. 900 00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:33,918 "I just bought a piece of lingerie you'll enjoy removing. 901 00:37:33,918 --> 00:37:35,169 "Cat with heart eyes emoji, 902 00:37:35,169 --> 00:37:37,338 "poison skull emoji, robot arm emoji." 903 00:37:37,338 --> 00:37:39,131 - I found a corner! - Yeah, I'll be right there. 904 00:37:39,131 --> 00:37:40,341 -"Tomorrow night?" - Dad. 905 00:37:40,341 --> 00:37:41,592 "My kids. Your place?" 906 00:37:41,592 --> 00:37:42,677 Two pieces that connect! 907 00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:43,761 I got it, buddy. 908 00:37:43,761 --> 00:37:45,596 - "Thumbs up emoji." -"Say 6:00?" 909 00:37:45,596 --> 00:37:47,014 I'll see if I can find another. 910 00:37:47,014 --> 00:37:48,391 Yeah. Just hold on to it. 911 00:37:48,391 --> 00:37:51,018 "866 East 91st Street. Any time after 5:00." 912 00:37:51,018 --> 00:37:52,687 "Laughing and crying emoji." 913 00:37:53,813 --> 00:37:54,981 What if I need to call you? 914 00:37:54,981 --> 00:37:57,316 I'm sure the Leffers have a landline. Or Cyndi's phone. 915 00:37:57,316 --> 00:37:59,193 You've never called me from a sleepover. 916 00:37:59,193 --> 00:38:00,653 Can't you just get me a phone? 917 00:38:00,653 --> 00:38:02,571 I will get you a phone on your 12th birthday. 918 00:38:02,571 --> 00:38:03,823 That's in four months. 919 00:38:03,823 --> 00:38:06,409 Well, then, you get to be my baby for four more months. 920 00:38:08,619 --> 00:38:10,955 On their way to the sleepover at the Leffers', 921 00:38:10,955 --> 00:38:13,291 Toby felt the same anxiety he always felt 922 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:16,335 leaving his daughter on the front lines of a social war zone. 923 00:38:16,335 --> 00:38:17,795 But he was momentarily distracted 924 00:38:17,795 --> 00:38:19,463 as they passed a brownstone doorway 925 00:38:19,463 --> 00:38:21,716 that he'd ended up getting a hand job in a week ago 926 00:38:21,716 --> 00:38:23,467 from a writer he'd been out with. 927 00:38:24,802 --> 00:38:26,887 Is it too late to switch my bat mitzvah venue? 928 00:38:26,887 --> 00:38:31,309 You know, I think we already printed up invitations, and there's a deposit. 929 00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:32,518 I still don't have a dress. 930 00:38:32,518 --> 00:38:34,812 It's not till November. And you know your haftarah. 931 00:38:34,812 --> 00:38:36,272 That's the most important thing. 932 00:38:36,272 --> 00:38:37,940 Sure, Dad. 933 00:38:50,202 --> 00:38:52,580 Fleishmans! Hello! 934 00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:54,081 - Hi, Mrs. Leffer. - Hi, honey. 935 00:38:54,081 --> 00:38:55,374 Lexi! 936 00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:58,294 Hannah, you have to see this. 937 00:38:58,294 --> 00:38:59,587 Hello, Dr. Fleishman. 938 00:38:59,587 --> 00:39:00,921 Hi, Lexi. 939 00:39:00,921 --> 00:39:03,674 Hey, Hannah, if you need me... Honey... Yeah, okay. 940 00:39:03,674 --> 00:39:06,010 So, big plans for you boys tonight? 941 00:39:06,010 --> 00:39:07,345 We're going book shopping. 942 00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:08,679 Nice. 943 00:39:08,679 --> 00:39:10,348 How's the good doctor? 944 00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:11,640 Oh, Toby! 945 00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:14,518 We were gonna have you and the kids to the club next weekend, 946 00:39:14,518 --> 00:39:16,854 but Todd says you don't play tennis or golf? 947 00:39:16,854 --> 00:39:18,230 Yeah, I play basketball. 948 00:39:18,230 --> 00:39:19,607 No kidding? 949 00:39:19,607 --> 00:39:21,108 - Fuck you, Todd. - Mmm-hmm. 950 00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:22,735 Good for you. 951 00:39:22,735 --> 00:39:24,820 You ever get an outdoor hand job, Todd? 952 00:39:24,820 --> 00:39:26,030 Well, okay. 953 00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:27,740 Rachel will be picking up the girls 954 00:39:27,740 --> 00:39:29,492 to take them to the show at about 4:00. 955 00:39:29,492 --> 00:39:31,452 "You're just the wife." 956 00:39:31,452 --> 00:39:32,870 Curtain's at 7:00. 957 00:39:32,870 --> 00:39:34,789 And Rachel has reservations at Joe Allen. 958 00:39:34,789 --> 00:39:36,248 Isn't she the nicest? 959 00:39:36,248 --> 00:39:38,334 Well, you call Hannah if you need anything, okay? 960 00:39:38,334 --> 00:39:39,960 She doesn't have a phone yet. 961 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,087 - Toby! - Yeah? 962 00:39:41,087 --> 00:39:42,838 Get that girl a phone! 963 00:39:42,838 --> 00:39:46,008 You boys have a good night, okay? 964 00:39:46,008 --> 00:39:47,760 Bye, guys. Bye, Solly. 965 00:39:51,764 --> 00:39:55,559 "Leffers expecting you at 4:00 for Joe Allen and show." 966 00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:58,104 Hey, what do you got? 967 00:39:58,104 --> 00:40:00,398 Let's see... 4,000 Facts About the Universe. 968 00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:02,650 This is good. And this... 969 00:40:02,650 --> 00:40:04,443 No, this one's more for grown-ups. 970 00:40:04,443 --> 00:40:06,987 They don't have so many relativity books for kids. 971 00:40:06,987 --> 00:40:08,697 Well, yeah, that makes sense. 972 00:40:08,697 --> 00:40:10,408 Okay, go with those. 973 00:40:12,493 --> 00:40:13,661 We'll take these two. 974 00:40:13,661 --> 00:40:15,746 All right. Is that gonna be it for you? 975 00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:17,540 Yeah. 976 00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:19,208 You've reached Rachel Fleishman. 977 00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:22,169 If this is urgent, you can call my assistant Simone at... 978 00:40:30,010 --> 00:40:32,513 So, the same thing happens at the same time. 979 00:40:32,513 --> 00:40:33,931 Mmm-hmm. 980 00:40:34,056 --> 00:40:36,267 If someone else observes it at a different angle... 981 00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:38,060 Yeah, it means it's also true, though. 982 00:40:38,060 --> 00:40:39,520 Here. You know what? 983 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,772 Put out your thumb like this. 984 00:40:41,772 --> 00:40:42,982 Yeah. Good. 985 00:40:42,982 --> 00:40:44,859 Now close your right eye. 986 00:40:45,776 --> 00:40:47,194 Yeah. Good. Now close your left. 987 00:40:48,487 --> 00:40:49,697 It's weird, right? 988 00:40:49,697 --> 00:40:52,700 It's like a different perspective, but they're both reality. 989 00:40:53,909 --> 00:40:55,327 Suddenly it occurred to Toby 990 00:40:55,327 --> 00:40:57,580 that he hadn't heard a thing from Rachel 991 00:40:57,580 --> 00:41:00,458 since their phone conversation on Friday morning. 992 00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:03,294 "Question mark. Question mark." 993 00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:08,007 "Where are you, Rachel? 994 00:41:08,799 --> 00:41:10,801 "It's Sunday. 995 00:41:10,801 --> 00:41:13,471 "I am so sick of this shit." 996 00:41:17,558 --> 00:41:19,518 "Hey, Toby, it's 4:30, 997 00:41:19,518 --> 00:41:20,978 "and I haven't heard from Rachel, 998 00:41:20,978 --> 00:41:23,522 "and Todd and I have to head out for a golf tournament." 999 00:41:23,522 --> 00:41:25,232 We got to go. Come on, we got to go. 1000 00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:31,322 Look, your dad's here now. 1001 00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:32,573 - Hey. - Where's Mom? 1002 00:41:32,573 --> 00:41:35,075 Mom's running late. I think her yoga retreat ran over. 1003 00:41:35,075 --> 00:41:36,327 I don't know. Maybe... Hi. 1004 00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:37,953 Maybe they all fell asleep. 1005 00:41:38,704 --> 00:41:39,955 That's not funny. 1006 00:41:39,955 --> 00:41:41,790 She would not miss this. It's her work. 1007 00:41:41,790 --> 00:41:44,793 Come back to my place and she can pick you up there. 1008 00:41:44,793 --> 00:41:47,796 No, no, I am not taking Lexi to your apartment. 1009 00:41:47,796 --> 00:41:50,508 Hey, how about you're not going anywhere if you keep this up? 1010 00:41:52,384 --> 00:41:54,094 Oh, my God. 1011 00:41:57,806 --> 00:41:59,767 It was right then that Toby started to wonder 1012 00:41:59,767 --> 00:42:02,061 whether it was weird that he hadn't heard from her 1013 00:42:02,061 --> 00:42:04,480 since their conversation on Friday morning. 1014 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:08,734 No dismissive eye-rolling, no middle finger emoji, 1015 00:42:08,734 --> 00:42:10,152 no three dots. 1016 00:42:10,152 --> 00:42:12,029 She wouldn't just blow him off. 1017 00:42:12,029 --> 00:42:13,906 She wouldn't reserve seats for a show 1018 00:42:13,906 --> 00:42:16,825 that she helped put up and leave the box office hanging. 1019 00:42:16,825 --> 00:42:19,578 She wouldn't even let the maître d' at Joe Allen down. 1020 00:42:19,578 --> 00:42:20,829 Toby? Yes. 1021 00:42:20,829 --> 00:42:22,873 The Joe Allen maître d'? No. 1022 00:42:23,624 --> 00:42:24,792 What? 1023 00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:26,669 Hi. 1024 00:42:26,669 --> 00:42:28,587 This is where your dad lives? 1025 00:42:28,587 --> 00:42:30,422 It's just temporary. 1026 00:42:30,422 --> 00:42:32,800 It's not temporary. Can't really talk right now. 1027 00:42:33,509 --> 00:42:35,010 Okay. 1028 00:42:35,010 --> 00:42:36,554 Okay, bye. 1029 00:42:44,603 --> 00:42:46,146 Hi. 1030 00:42:46,146 --> 00:42:49,108 How was your day in the actual world? 1031 00:42:49,108 --> 00:42:51,151 You didn't miss anything. 1032 00:42:51,151 --> 00:42:54,071 The real world is highly overrated. 1033 00:42:54,071 --> 00:42:56,282 How was everything here in paradise, huh? 1034 00:42:56,282 --> 00:42:59,493 Lately I couldn't stop thinking about Toby on his dates. 1035 00:42:59,493 --> 00:43:01,787 Coming home alone, coming home with someone. 1036 00:43:01,787 --> 00:43:04,707 I didn't have a thing for him, and I didn't want to be divorced. 1037 00:43:04,707 --> 00:43:08,377 It's that Toby's life was no longer predictable. 1038 00:43:08,377 --> 00:43:12,047 He had somehow had the sense of possibility returned to him. 1039 00:43:12,673 --> 00:43:14,300 I'd been feeling so old. 1040 00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:16,176 Here was Toby, exact same age, 1041 00:43:16,176 --> 00:43:18,679 just realizing how young he was. 1042 00:43:18,679 --> 00:43:21,181 I couldn't believe that it was possible for two people 1043 00:43:21,181 --> 00:43:23,892 to be the same age and feel so different. 1044 00:43:23,892 --> 00:43:26,020 Which one of us was right? 1045 00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:29,690 Which is a way of saying I was going through something, too, right then, 1046 00:43:29,690 --> 00:43:31,400 but I couldn't name it yet. 1047 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,402 Are you Elizabeth Slater? 1048 00:43:33,402 --> 00:43:34,737 I was. 1049 00:43:36,030 --> 00:43:37,406 Sign this, please. 1050 00:43:37,406 --> 00:43:38,532 Yeah. 1051 00:43:42,536 --> 00:43:44,830 - Thanks. - Thank you. 1052 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,183 But this isn't about me. 1053 00:44:04,183 --> 00:44:08,062 I don't know what you think you're doing, but I have two kids at my apartment 1054 00:44:08,062 --> 00:44:10,981 for a 7:00 curtain, and it is 5:55. 1055 00:44:10,981 --> 00:44:13,233 Yeah. What? What? 1056 00:44:13,233 --> 00:44:15,235 - Yeah. - We missed our reservation! 1057 00:44:15,235 --> 00:44:16,570 We'll never get there! 1058 00:44:16,570 --> 00:44:18,030 I don't know where she is! 1059 00:44:18,030 --> 00:44:19,406 If I called, she'd pick up! 1060 00:44:19,406 --> 00:44:20,658 - She hates you! - Enough! 1061 00:44:20,658 --> 00:44:22,743 Oh! Thank God. 1062 00:44:24,536 --> 00:44:25,788 Mom! 1063 00:44:25,788 --> 00:44:28,457 Toby! 1064 00:44:28,457 --> 00:44:30,834 I am so sorry. I had a change of plans. 1065 00:44:30,834 --> 00:44:32,086 - Whose kids are those? - Mine. 1066 00:44:32,086 --> 00:44:34,755 One's a friend of my daughter's, the tall one... No matter. 1067 00:44:34,755 --> 00:44:37,466 - I'm not here to be humiliated. - I'm not trying to. 1068 00:44:37,466 --> 00:44:38,717 - I am so sorry. - Fuck off! 1069 00:44:38,717 --> 00:44:40,177 Yeah. 1070 00:44:40,177 --> 00:44:42,262 Dad. Dad. Where is Mom? 1071 00:44:42,262 --> 00:44:43,972 Yeah, that woman had the wrong apartment. 1072 00:44:43,972 --> 00:44:45,265 Are you okay, buddy? 1073 00:44:45,265 --> 00:44:46,600 She knew your name. 1074 00:44:47,309 --> 00:44:50,145 - I don't know why I'm crying. - Oh, God. It's okay. 1075 00:44:50,145 --> 00:44:52,314 I hate you! Where is Mom? 1076 00:44:52,314 --> 00:44:54,692 - I don't know, Hannah! - Where is Mom? 1077 00:44:56,735 --> 00:44:59,363 "Where are you?" 1078 00:44:59,363 --> 00:45:01,031 Where was she? 1079 00:45:01,031 --> 00:45:04,159 This is so embarrassing! I hate you! 82501

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