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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,007 --> 00:00:17,793 - I should go. - You really should. 2 00:00:18,123 --> 00:00:20,090 Mm. The boss gets upset 3 00:00:20,139 --> 00:00:21,238 when I make her guests wait. 4 00:00:21,333 --> 00:00:23,322 - Maybe she needs to loosen up. - - That’s what I keep telling her. 5 00:00:25,972 --> 00:00:28,434 Fine, fine. You win. 6 00:00:28,538 --> 00:00:31,225 - Take him. Go. - Stay in bed. 7 00:00:31,338 --> 00:00:34,072 - I won’t be back for a few hours. - Mm. 8 00:00:34,518 --> 00:00:36,206 I have to go back to the office. 9 00:00:36,254 --> 00:00:37,767 Today’s guests, 10 00:00:37,815 --> 00:00:40,452 their fantasies have more moving parts than usual, 11 00:00:40,593 --> 00:00:43,377 and, I have to take the long way around. 12 00:00:43,426 --> 00:00:44,511 Oh, right. 13 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:46,479 Can’t be seen cavorting with an employee, huh? 14 00:00:46,527 --> 00:00:48,409 I know you think I’m being silly... 15 00:00:48,458 --> 00:00:51,047 No, Elena, it’s okay. 16 00:00:52,791 --> 00:00:55,278 - Mm. - I like being your secret. 17 00:00:56,004 --> 00:00:58,626 Good. 18 00:01:18,791 --> 00:01:20,644 Hey! 19 00:01:20,692 --> 00:01:22,161 It’s a beautiful day, isn’t it? 20 00:01:22,210 --> 00:01:23,471 Mm-hmm. 21 00:01:23,519 --> 00:01:26,578 Oh, you know, you seem extra glow-y today. 22 00:01:26,626 --> 00:01:29,458 Oh! Is that a new perfume? 23 00:01:29,744 --> 00:01:31,944 - No. - Maybe a shampoo then? 24 00:01:31,993 --> 00:01:33,605 Getting notes of sandalwood. 25 00:01:33,654 --> 00:01:36,672 Really? 26 00:01:36,838 --> 00:01:38,658 Hmm, must be the Agarwood trees. 27 00:01:38,706 --> 00:01:40,186 Well, Javier seems to have 28 00:01:40,234 --> 00:01:42,963 a spring in his step today too. 29 00:01:43,555 --> 00:01:46,970 - Okay, smiles? - Okay. 30 00:01:47,768 --> 00:01:49,700 Tara Bendetti and Jessica Warren, 31 00:01:49,749 --> 00:01:51,718 here for their 30th high school reunion. 32 00:01:51,767 --> 00:01:53,264 Oh, that’s a big one. 33 00:01:53,313 --> 00:01:56,171 Lots of dreams obtained by then... or shattered. 34 00:01:56,220 --> 00:01:58,106 Of course, nobody wants to admit that. 35 00:01:58,155 --> 00:02:00,066 Hello, ladies, I’m Elena Roarke, 36 00:02:00,115 --> 00:02:02,067 and this is my associate, Ruby. 37 00:02:02,171 --> 00:02:04,420 It’s so nice to meet you both. 38 00:02:04,468 --> 00:02:06,288 So how does all this work? 39 00:02:06,336 --> 00:02:07,978 Well, you just have to stay open 40 00:02:08,027 --> 00:02:09,177 and go with the flow. 41 00:02:09,226 --> 00:02:10,825 Oh, we can do that. 42 00:02:10,874 --> 00:02:12,988 Ash here’s gonna have your bags taken to your suite, 43 00:02:13,036 --> 00:02:15,043 and we’ll meet you at my office shortly. 44 00:02:15,311 --> 00:02:17,641 - Thank you. - Enjoy, ladies. 45 00:02:17,777 --> 00:02:18,840 - This is gonna be great. - Hi. 46 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:19,903 - Thank you, Ash. - Thank you. 47 00:02:19,952 --> 00:02:22,329 Andi Nevinson, meet your host, Elena Roarke. 48 00:02:22,378 --> 00:02:24,022 - And this is Ruby. - Oh! 49 00:02:24,070 --> 00:02:25,325 And who do we have here? 50 00:02:25,374 --> 00:02:28,642 This is Baron Bobo Von Bigglesworth III, 51 00:02:28,691 --> 00:02:30,024 AKA Bobo. 52 00:02:30,072 --> 00:02:31,123 He did great on the plane, 53 00:02:31,171 --> 00:02:33,107 but he’s a little grumpmeister now. 54 00:02:33,237 --> 00:02:34,552 Aren’t you? 55 00:02:34,700 --> 00:02:36,223 - Somebody needs a nap. - Mm. 56 00:02:36,518 --> 00:02:38,387 - Enjoy your trip. - Thank you. 57 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:41,024 Mm. Wait a minute. 58 00:02:41,072 --> 00:02:44,090 See, there it goes again, that, uh, sandalwood? 59 00:02:44,138 --> 00:02:46,255 - It’s Agarwood trees. - Ah. 60 00:02:46,702 --> 00:02:48,519 Our staff has put together a cat-friendly suite 61 00:02:48,567 --> 00:02:49,991 especially for you and Bobo. 62 00:02:50,039 --> 00:02:52,486 - Ash will take you there, yes? - Thank you. 63 00:02:56,225 --> 00:02:58,770 You know you can confide in me if... 64 00:02:58,819 --> 00:03:01,967 Shall we? The guests are waiting. 65 00:03:05,523 --> 00:03:09,221 We’ve been best friends since the first day of ninth grade. 66 00:03:09,270 --> 00:03:12,049 I was too shy to sit with anyone in the cafeteria. 67 00:03:12,098 --> 00:03:14,309 And I didn’t want any of the other students 68 00:03:14,358 --> 00:03:16,016 to see that I had a sack lunch. 69 00:03:16,065 --> 00:03:18,531 So we ended up hiding together in the library. 70 00:03:18,580 --> 00:03:21,258 So you made each other forget how miserable you were. 71 00:03:21,307 --> 00:03:23,848 And we’ve been each other’s life raft ever since. 72 00:03:23,897 --> 00:03:26,385 - And now we work together. - Mm-hmm. 73 00:03:26,434 --> 00:03:29,404 Our company is called Tarica Solutions. 74 00:03:29,452 --> 00:03:32,728 - Oh, so Tara and Jessica... - Equals Tarica. 75 00:03:32,776 --> 00:03:34,208 Oh, that’s very clever. 76 00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:37,260 We take care of literally all your home-organizing needs. 77 00:03:37,310 --> 00:03:40,088 We do pantries, closets, media rooms, crafts rooms. 78 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:41,166 Garages. 79 00:03:41,214 --> 00:03:43,816 - We do a lot of garages. - Okay. 80 00:03:43,864 --> 00:03:45,243 Good organization doesn’t just 81 00:03:45,291 --> 00:03:46,843 clear the clutter from your home. 82 00:03:46,899 --> 00:03:48,653 It clears the clutter from your mind. 83 00:03:48,814 --> 00:03:50,901 And a portion of the proceeds 84 00:03:50,949 --> 00:03:53,689 helps fund the community garden that I started. 85 00:03:53,777 --> 00:03:56,201 Aw, that is sweet. 86 00:03:56,257 --> 00:03:58,736 And I bet your kids are just the best of friends, uh? 87 00:03:58,785 --> 00:04:00,470 - No, no kids. - Yeah. 88 00:04:00,519 --> 00:04:01,594 - Oh. - No husbands. 89 00:04:01,643 --> 00:04:04,217 - It just hasn’t been our focus. - Oh. 90 00:04:04,974 --> 00:04:06,514 Um, so tell me, 91 00:04:06,562 --> 00:04:08,025 what can the island do for you? 92 00:04:08,166 --> 00:04:11,151 - High school was tough for us. - More than tough. 93 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:13,225 They locked us in the orchestra pit. 94 00:04:13,274 --> 00:04:14,645 Slipped cold cuts through the vents 95 00:04:14,693 --> 00:04:16,044 in our lockers on hot days. 96 00:04:16,092 --> 00:04:17,160 And the nicknames? 97 00:04:17,208 --> 00:04:19,891 I was Snorin’ Warren, and she was Breadsticks. 98 00:04:19,952 --> 00:04:21,106 Breadsticks? 99 00:04:21,154 --> 00:04:23,165 There was an incident at the Olive Garden. 100 00:04:23,214 --> 00:04:24,576 Yeah, we don’t talk about that. 101 00:04:24,631 --> 00:04:27,062 Oh, and then prom night happens. 102 00:04:27,111 --> 00:04:28,888 Almost afraid to ask. 103 00:04:28,937 --> 00:04:32,119 Janie Poovey was the most popular girl in high school. 104 00:04:32,167 --> 00:04:34,871 She said that if we got a limo and paid for it, 105 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:36,555 she and her friends would ride with us. 106 00:04:36,604 --> 00:04:38,828 If we walked into prom with Janie, 107 00:04:38,877 --> 00:04:41,279 it would have been total social vindication. 108 00:04:41,409 --> 00:04:43,751 This is bad, Tar. 109 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:44,996 They should be here by now. 110 00:04:45,044 --> 00:04:46,937 They’re cool people, Jess. Cool people are late. 111 00:04:46,986 --> 00:04:48,070 How would you know? 112 00:04:48,355 --> 00:04:50,307 It’s gonna be fine. 113 00:04:50,356 --> 00:04:51,896 Look, near beer. 114 00:04:52,224 --> 00:04:53,830 We worked at the ice cream shop 115 00:04:53,879 --> 00:04:55,311 for three months to rent this thing. 116 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:56,214 What if they don’t show? 117 00:04:56,263 --> 00:04:58,135 Janie and Sheryl aren’t gonna pass up 118 00:04:58,184 --> 00:05:00,224 riding to prom in a stretch limo. 119 00:05:00,273 --> 00:05:03,077 It is pretty awesome. 120 00:05:03,874 --> 00:05:05,987 - Okay, pass me a near beer. - Okay, take one. 121 00:05:06,036 --> 00:05:08,362 You know what? Screw it. 122 00:05:08,424 --> 00:05:11,438 I’m gonna ask Ashton Stanford to dance tonight. 123 00:05:11,487 --> 00:05:13,633 That’s it! 124 00:05:15,481 --> 00:05:17,158 They’re here. 125 00:05:17,621 --> 00:05:20,134 Yo, Breadsticks, we got our own limo. 126 00:05:20,183 --> 00:05:23,673 - You suck! - Have fun with Snorin’ Warren. 127 00:05:24,061 --> 00:05:25,178 - Oh! - Aah! 128 00:05:25,227 --> 00:05:27,040 Stupid. 129 00:05:28,308 --> 00:05:29,908 They just wanted to humiliate us. 130 00:05:29,957 --> 00:05:31,429 I guess we were geeks. 131 00:05:31,478 --> 00:05:32,543 It’s just awful. 132 00:05:32,592 --> 00:05:34,444 An now it’s your 30th reunion. 133 00:05:34,493 --> 00:05:37,500 - And we know we’re awesome. - Mm-hmm. 134 00:05:37,661 --> 00:05:39,844 It would just be nice if they did. 135 00:05:40,072 --> 00:05:42,520 Our fantasy, is to go to the reunion, 136 00:05:42,569 --> 00:05:43,890 and rule the school. 137 00:05:43,939 --> 00:05:46,098 We want our classmates to envy us, 138 00:05:46,147 --> 00:05:47,934 the way that we used to envy them. 139 00:05:47,983 --> 00:05:50,935 You want to be the popular kids for once. 140 00:05:51,195 --> 00:05:53,208 Do you think we’re being petty? 141 00:05:53,312 --> 00:05:56,168 I think you’ve both been through a lot. 142 00:05:56,216 --> 00:05:57,442 - Mm. - Yes. 143 00:05:57,490 --> 00:06:00,461 And I guarantee, you will rule the school. 144 00:06:00,510 --> 00:06:03,199 The class of ’92 as been told 145 00:06:03,248 --> 00:06:05,082 that their hosts, the two of you, 146 00:06:05,131 --> 00:06:06,473 have flown them to the island, 147 00:06:06,522 --> 00:06:09,220 and are paying for all expenses. 148 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:11,446 The reunion weekend will include 149 00:06:11,495 --> 00:06:13,458 multiple events culminating with 150 00:06:13,506 --> 00:06:15,074 the dream prom that you never had. 151 00:06:15,122 --> 00:06:16,455 We’re the hosts? Mm-hmm. 152 00:06:16,504 --> 00:06:17,542 And we get a prom? 153 00:06:17,591 --> 00:06:19,525 The welcome gathering is underway 154 00:06:19,574 --> 00:06:21,447 in our ocean view pavilion. 155 00:06:21,496 --> 00:06:22,710 But first, I believe, 156 00:06:22,758 --> 00:06:25,755 you ladies need a fabulous outfit for the occasion. 157 00:06:26,340 --> 00:06:28,244 - Oh! - What? 158 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:30,161 - Tara... - Aw. 159 00:06:30,210 --> 00:06:32,352 Jessica... 160 00:06:32,820 --> 00:06:34,900 Welcome to Fantasy Island. 161 00:06:35,148 --> 00:06:38,075 Ooh! 162 00:06:38,475 --> 00:06:40,536 They got you the good litter box. 163 00:06:40,585 --> 00:06:42,073 Nice, right? 164 00:06:42,169 --> 00:06:44,286 And the fancy cat tree. 165 00:06:45,121 --> 00:06:47,205 But something is off about it. 166 00:06:47,254 --> 00:06:48,793 I don’t know. What do you think, buddy? 167 00:06:48,842 --> 00:06:50,919 Yep, you’re right. 168 00:06:51,068 --> 00:06:52,383 It should be near the window 169 00:06:52,431 --> 00:06:54,247 so you can see the pretty birdies. 170 00:06:59,653 --> 00:07:01,329 Oh. 171 00:07:02,098 --> 00:07:04,663 - Miss Nevinson. - Andi, please. 172 00:07:04,712 --> 00:07:06,537 I’m just getting Bobo settled. Come in. 173 00:07:06,586 --> 00:07:08,044 Okay. 174 00:07:11,752 --> 00:07:14,361 - Here he is. - Aw. 175 00:07:14,410 --> 00:07:16,138 Very handsome. 176 00:07:16,233 --> 00:07:18,246 He looks like Nathan Fillion, doesn’t he? 177 00:07:18,295 --> 00:07:20,382 Oh. 178 00:07:20,431 --> 00:07:23,396 Ooh, I’m so sorry. I’m just allergic. 179 00:07:23,510 --> 00:07:25,724 So, Andi, what can the island do for you? 180 00:07:25,773 --> 00:07:27,527 Well, I am a cat lady. 181 00:07:27,655 --> 00:07:30,607 Oh, one cat doesn’t a cat lady make. 182 00:07:32,443 --> 00:07:34,098 Necessarily. 183 00:07:34,209 --> 00:07:36,013 Bobo is my best friend. 184 00:07:36,175 --> 00:07:37,542 I tell him everything. 185 00:07:37,590 --> 00:07:38,998 All my secrets. 186 00:07:39,344 --> 00:07:41,366 He knows me better than anyone. 187 00:07:41,726 --> 00:07:43,678 Oh, I love him so much. 188 00:07:44,340 --> 00:07:47,825 My fantasy is to know that he loves me back. 189 00:07:49,230 --> 00:07:50,469 You’re looking at me weird. 190 00:07:50,518 --> 00:07:51,934 - No, no. - Oh, no, no, no. 191 00:07:51,987 --> 00:07:54,157 - I... I... trust me... - Not at all. Um... 192 00:07:55,498 --> 00:07:57,993 You know, the bond between humans and animals 193 00:07:58,042 --> 00:07:59,389 can be very intense. 194 00:07:59,438 --> 00:08:01,790 I mean, it’s Fantasy Island. 195 00:08:01,839 --> 00:08:06,122 I could probably ask to fly or time travel or something. 196 00:08:06,574 --> 00:08:08,193 It’s just I have always preferred 197 00:08:08,241 --> 00:08:10,492 the company of animals to people. 198 00:08:10,801 --> 00:08:12,273 Do you have any pets? 199 00:08:12,434 --> 00:08:13,733 Well, I had a dog. 200 00:08:13,782 --> 00:08:15,068 - Mm-hmm. - Sort of. 201 00:08:15,117 --> 00:08:17,526 His name was Mr. Jones. 202 00:08:17,667 --> 00:08:19,205 - Did he pass? - No, no, no. 203 00:08:19,254 --> 00:08:22,757 He reconnected with his wife and moved back to the mainland. 204 00:08:24,213 --> 00:08:26,575 Would you like to have some lunch before your fantasy begins? 205 00:08:26,624 --> 00:08:27,748 Oh. 206 00:08:27,797 --> 00:08:30,715 I can’t leave Bobo in a new place alone so soon. 207 00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:32,775 - We’ll just get room service. - Okay. 208 00:08:32,824 --> 00:08:35,040 Who wants some tuna tartare? Huh? 209 00:08:35,133 --> 00:08:36,880 "I want some tuna tartare." 210 00:08:36,928 --> 00:08:38,854 "I want some tuna tartare." 211 00:08:38,929 --> 00:08:40,952 "Elena, can I have some tuna tartare?" 212 00:08:41,001 --> 00:08:42,929 Of course, Bobo. 213 00:08:51,983 --> 00:08:53,034 Oh. 214 00:08:53,403 --> 00:08:56,223 - You ready? - Let’s do this. 215 00:08:56,390 --> 00:08:58,639 Okay. 216 00:08:59,208 --> 00:09:00,944 Some people look so different. 217 00:09:01,057 --> 00:09:02,303 They’re here! 218 00:09:02,439 --> 00:09:04,450 They’re here! 219 00:09:04,499 --> 00:09:07,599 Oh, my God, you girls look amazing. 220 00:09:09,635 --> 00:09:10,939 Janie Poovey. 221 00:09:11,123 --> 00:09:13,896 This was so generous of you to fly us out here. 222 00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:15,600 - Mm. - The steak dinner? 223 00:09:15,648 --> 00:09:16,854 The rooms? 224 00:09:16,903 --> 00:09:19,497 Whatever you need this weekend, just let me and Sheryl know. 225 00:09:19,546 --> 00:09:20,640 - Totally. - Okay. 226 00:09:20,743 --> 00:09:23,035 - Thanks. - One little thing. 227 00:09:23,241 --> 00:09:26,514 - Could you sign my book? - Oh, oh, me too! Me too! 228 00:09:26,563 --> 00:09:27,881 You wrote a book? 229 00:09:27,930 --> 00:09:29,745 - I guess I wrote a book. - Okay. 230 00:09:32,483 --> 00:09:35,008 - We both watch your show. - Oh, I’m obsessed. 231 00:09:35,057 --> 00:09:36,040 Let me see this. 232 00:09:36,089 --> 00:09:38,821 Oh, you dedicated it to me. 233 00:09:38,910 --> 00:09:40,917 Wow, nice rock. 234 00:09:42,985 --> 00:09:45,489 What? Look at this! 235 00:09:45,538 --> 00:09:46,912 - Finally. - That’s amazing. 236 00:09:47,012 --> 00:09:48,666 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. 237 00:09:48,739 --> 00:09:51,112 - It’s Ashton Stanford. - Deep breath, you look hot. 238 00:09:51,161 --> 00:09:53,829 - My beautiful wife is here. - I can’t. I mean... 239 00:09:55,340 --> 00:09:57,142 He just kissed her in front of everybody. 240 00:09:57,191 --> 00:09:58,491 Hi, Ashton. 241 00:09:58,539 --> 00:10:02,043 - He’s still so handsome. - She is gorgeous. 242 00:10:03,823 --> 00:10:05,996 Well, everyone’s dying to talk to you. 243 00:10:06,060 --> 00:10:08,012 - Or should I keep you to myself? - Wow. 244 00:10:08,060 --> 00:10:10,011 I wonder what they’re gonna want to talk about. 245 00:10:10,060 --> 00:10:11,931 Well, your community garden initiative, 246 00:10:11,980 --> 00:10:13,088 our foundation, 247 00:10:13,198 --> 00:10:15,522 ow you’re even prettier than you were in high school. 248 00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:17,853 Your pick. 249 00:10:17,944 --> 00:10:20,493 - We have a foundation. - My book is a bestseller. 250 00:10:20,564 --> 00:10:22,324 You look so great, Tara. 251 00:10:22,373 --> 00:10:23,678 I mean, you’re aging backward. 252 00:10:23,727 --> 00:10:25,409 And you haven’t aged a day. 253 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,496 Well, I’m vegan. 254 00:10:26,544 --> 00:10:27,815 It’s great for the complexion. 255 00:10:27,864 --> 00:10:29,353 I always thought that you had the most 256 00:10:29,401 --> 00:10:30,830 beautiful skin in high school. 257 00:10:30,878 --> 00:10:32,894 It was the moisturizing egg yolk. 258 00:10:34,142 --> 00:10:37,415 Well, all I know is you looked about 25 at the Met Gala. 259 00:10:37,463 --> 00:10:39,112 I went to the Met Gala. 260 00:10:39,161 --> 00:10:40,577 I live on a farm. 261 00:10:40,656 --> 00:10:43,346 - Code yellow? - You know it. 262 00:10:44,743 --> 00:10:46,950 You guys have a pay-what-you-can market 263 00:10:46,999 --> 00:10:48,825 every Sunday on your farm. 264 00:10:48,874 --> 00:10:51,619 You have an online store. 265 00:10:51,668 --> 00:10:54,226 You and Ashton foster disabled dogs. 266 00:10:54,274 --> 00:10:55,714 You’re working on a new book called 267 00:10:55,763 --> 00:10:57,193 "My Method, Your Madness." 268 00:10:57,241 --> 00:10:58,029 Okay. I feel bad. 269 00:10:58,077 --> 00:10:59,840 We should be writing these books together. 270 00:10:59,889 --> 00:11:01,522 No. N... no. 271 00:11:01,571 --> 00:11:03,688 I... I like my fantasy life just as it is. 272 00:11:03,737 --> 00:11:05,642 Ashton is legit sexy. 273 00:11:05,691 --> 00:11:07,676 Oh, my God, so sexy. 274 00:11:09,709 --> 00:11:11,057 We might make out later. 275 00:11:11,106 --> 00:11:12,992 Oh, my God. 276 00:11:13,113 --> 00:11:14,544 - Oh, my... - You’re gonna be fine. 277 00:11:14,593 --> 00:11:15,908 - Okay, I’m gonna be fine. - You’ve got this. 278 00:11:15,957 --> 00:11:17,447 - I got it. - Breath check. 279 00:11:18,142 --> 00:11:20,604 Ugh, mint. We need a mint. 280 00:11:24,761 --> 00:11:26,878 That must be our noms. 281 00:11:27,179 --> 00:11:29,392 You ready for some noms, buddy? 282 00:11:35,558 --> 00:11:39,068 I could definitely eat. 283 00:11:39,641 --> 00:11:41,494 Did I just talk? 284 00:11:41,562 --> 00:11:44,051 Aah! 285 00:11:44,282 --> 00:11:45,845 Whoa. 286 00:11:50,531 --> 00:11:52,846 Wow, these things are brutal. 287 00:11:53,027 --> 00:11:54,616 You ever been to a reunion? 288 00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:56,568 Didn’t even go to my prom. 289 00:11:56,617 --> 00:11:58,085 Wait, what? 290 00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,314 Why not? 291 00:11:59,530 --> 00:12:01,383 No one asked me. 292 00:12:01,523 --> 00:12:04,414 I spent high school with my nose in a science book. 293 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:07,228 Beautiful and brilliant, huh? 294 00:12:08,098 --> 00:12:10,034 Those poor boys must have been so intimidated. 295 00:12:11,624 --> 00:12:14,504 - You ever regret not going? - No. 296 00:12:15,175 --> 00:12:17,163 But, you know, maybe... maybe a little. 297 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,595 ’Cause I would have blown them away 298 00:12:19,644 --> 00:12:22,141 with my salsa. 299 00:12:26,521 --> 00:12:29,558 We shouldn’t be seen... fraternizing. 300 00:12:31,774 --> 00:12:34,738 You know, maybe we could fraternize somewhere more private? 301 00:12:35,274 --> 00:12:37,519 The store room in the back of the kitchen? 302 00:12:41,373 --> 00:12:43,476 See you in five. 303 00:12:45,072 --> 00:12:46,544 Hello. 304 00:12:49,010 --> 00:12:51,990 You know, I bet a lot of them remember high school 305 00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:54,653 as the best time of their lives. 306 00:12:55,437 --> 00:12:57,049 Or their worst. 307 00:12:57,290 --> 00:12:59,945 Like Jessica and Tara. 308 00:13:00,073 --> 00:13:02,350 And they can’t move past it. 309 00:13:03,076 --> 00:13:04,844 They think they’re holding each other up, 310 00:13:04,893 --> 00:13:07,905 but I’m afraid they are holding each other back. 311 00:13:10,243 --> 00:13:11,390 Is that you? 312 00:13:11,438 --> 00:13:13,244 You know, I need to, 313 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:14,624 have a talk with the chef. 314 00:13:14,673 --> 00:13:16,536 - Oh. - Nut allergies. 315 00:13:23,757 --> 00:13:24,996 Oh. 316 00:13:25,044 --> 00:13:28,127 I was such a geek in high school. 317 00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:30,488 Sexiest geek in the garden club. 318 00:13:42,977 --> 00:13:45,414 So glad I finally got to take you to prom. 319 00:13:45,556 --> 00:13:48,376 Well, you could have asked me the first time around. 320 00:13:48,913 --> 00:13:50,417 Well, I wanted to, but... 321 00:13:50,465 --> 00:13:51,545 I even talked to Tara about it, 322 00:13:51,593 --> 00:13:52,678 but she made it very clear, 323 00:13:52,726 --> 00:13:54,702 that you were not into football players. 324 00:13:55,889 --> 00:13:57,104 What? 325 00:13:57,705 --> 00:14:00,702 In this market, it’s essential to keep reinventing yourself. 326 00:14:00,812 --> 00:14:02,928 Oh, yes, for sure. 327 00:14:02,977 --> 00:14:05,706 I reinvent all day. Every day. 328 00:14:05,755 --> 00:14:08,359 Hey, you two. Having fun? 329 00:14:08,408 --> 00:14:11,226 Venture capital mogul and badass girl boss 330 00:14:11,274 --> 00:14:13,310 plotting to take over the world. 331 00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,896 Janie, would you mind grabbing us 332 00:14:16,944 --> 00:14:18,387 a couple glasses of champagne? 333 00:14:18,661 --> 00:14:20,155 Yes. 334 00:14:21,010 --> 00:14:22,863 You know, when I was first starting out, 335 00:14:22,911 --> 00:14:24,074 I wanted to contact you, 336 00:14:24,123 --> 00:14:27,094 but I was afraid you wouldn’t take my calls. 337 00:14:27,186 --> 00:14:28,237 Come on. 338 00:14:28,286 --> 00:14:30,837 Fear is the only real obstacle in life, right? 339 00:14:31,340 --> 00:14:33,340 Yeah. I guess you’re right. 340 00:14:33,462 --> 00:14:36,071 Hey, I need to talk to you. Now! 341 00:14:36,428 --> 00:14:37,582 Okay. 342 00:14:37,723 --> 00:14:40,062 Back in high school, did you tell Ashton 343 00:14:40,112 --> 00:14:42,028 I wasn’t interested in him? 344 00:14:42,169 --> 00:14:44,532 Well, I mean, that was a hundred years ago. 345 00:14:44,581 --> 00:14:46,037 I can’t remember every little thing that happened. 346 00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:47,805 He was gonna ask me to prom. 347 00:14:47,964 --> 00:14:49,726 And you told him I, 348 00:14:49,774 --> 00:14:51,814 - wasn’t into football players? - I was trying to protect you. 349 00:14:51,862 --> 00:14:53,104 From what? 350 00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:55,094 Love? Happiness? 351 00:14:55,142 --> 00:14:56,362 I didn’t want you to get your heart broken. 352 00:14:56,410 --> 00:14:57,902 Well, that wasn’t for you to decide. 353 00:14:57,951 --> 00:14:59,748 Champs! 354 00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:04,746 Go away. 355 00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:08,919 You’re human. 356 00:15:08,967 --> 00:15:10,641 This is amazing. 357 00:15:10,713 --> 00:15:12,118 Ugh. 358 00:15:12,325 --> 00:15:14,599 I can barely smell anything. 359 00:15:15,020 --> 00:15:16,675 And I am freezing. 360 00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:18,733 No coverage at all. I feel naked. 361 00:15:18,782 --> 00:15:20,411 But, Bobo, we can talk. 362 00:15:20,459 --> 00:15:22,450 - We can communicate. - Eh. 363 00:15:22,498 --> 00:15:25,274 I don’t know what I expected, but, not this. 364 00:15:25,322 --> 00:15:26,854 Look at you! 365 00:15:26,902 --> 00:15:29,488 Not exactly what I thought you would look like. 366 00:15:29,584 --> 00:15:32,053 - But you are perfect. - Whoa, boundaries. 367 00:15:32,102 --> 00:15:34,125 - Sorry. - Yeah. 368 00:15:34,175 --> 00:15:36,760 But, so, like, what do you want to do first? 369 00:15:36,809 --> 00:15:39,602 I feel like we should get to know each other a little bit. 370 00:15:40,082 --> 00:15:42,278 It’s like a whole different world up here. 371 00:15:42,327 --> 00:15:45,411 - Would you say you’re happy? - Ooh. 372 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:47,385 Well, look what we have here. 373 00:15:49,251 --> 00:15:50,896 Oh, you probably won’t like those anymore. 374 00:15:50,944 --> 00:15:53,952 I’ve seen you open these, like, a million times, so... 375 00:15:54,010 --> 00:15:56,368 I’ll be the judge of that. 376 00:15:56,450 --> 00:15:59,732 Opposable thumbs, bam. 377 00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:03,600 Oh, mmm. 378 00:16:03,648 --> 00:16:05,639 - Uh, not... not too many. - Aah! 379 00:16:05,713 --> 00:16:07,069 Can you lay off a little bit? 380 00:16:07,117 --> 00:16:08,583 I’m feeling kind of oppressed. 381 00:16:08,632 --> 00:16:10,320 - Oppressed? - Yeah. 382 00:16:10,369 --> 00:16:12,222 And it’s not just right now. 383 00:16:12,460 --> 00:16:13,676 Listen, 384 00:16:13,845 --> 00:16:15,522 the outfits, 385 00:16:15,831 --> 00:16:17,566 the Instagram page, 386 00:16:18,017 --> 00:16:19,232 it’s a lot. 387 00:16:19,447 --> 00:16:21,399 I didn’t know you felt this way. 388 00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,587 Is there anything I could do? 389 00:16:26,647 --> 00:16:29,085 We’re gonna have to put a pin in this conversation. 390 00:16:29,134 --> 00:16:32,021 - But... - I have to disembowel that lizard. 391 00:16:32,182 --> 00:16:33,629 Come here, you little brat! 392 00:16:33,678 --> 00:16:36,840 Bobo! Bobo, come back! 393 00:16:38,387 --> 00:16:41,722 Tara said she was trying to protect me. 394 00:16:41,981 --> 00:16:43,475 What the hell? 395 00:16:43,614 --> 00:16:45,017 Well, 396 00:16:45,470 --> 00:16:47,341 maybe she didn’t want to share you. 397 00:16:47,456 --> 00:16:48,606 - Oh. - Mm. 398 00:16:48,655 --> 00:16:50,667 Good. No, that’s good. 399 00:16:50,904 --> 00:16:52,427 I don’t usually do this sort of thing 400 00:16:52,482 --> 00:16:54,322 - on the first date. - Oh. 401 00:16:54,457 --> 00:16:55,782 Roleplay, huh? 402 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,227 Just another reason why I love you. 403 00:16:58,332 --> 00:17:00,342 Oh, you love me. 404 00:17:00,390 --> 00:17:03,200 Okay. Oh! 405 00:17:08,344 --> 00:17:09,666 I’m sorry. 406 00:17:09,714 --> 00:17:11,599 I wasn’t expecting anyone to be here. 407 00:17:11,647 --> 00:17:13,255 So how was it? 408 00:17:13,393 --> 00:17:15,015 Who... who are you? 409 00:17:15,064 --> 00:17:16,561 I’m Rita. 410 00:17:16,609 --> 00:17:18,157 Your nanny? 411 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:19,970 Nanny? 412 00:17:20,064 --> 00:17:24,529 Okay. Uh, somebody obviously overindulged. 413 00:17:28,763 --> 00:17:30,814 Yeah, hi. 414 00:17:42,153 --> 00:17:43,610 You are cute. 415 00:17:44,218 --> 00:17:47,080 And somehow I managed to bring you into this world 416 00:17:47,129 --> 00:17:48,303 and keep you alive, 417 00:17:48,351 --> 00:17:52,248 all while being massively, fabulously successful. 418 00:17:52,297 --> 00:17:54,282 Yes! So go me! 419 00:17:54,331 --> 00:17:57,135 Oh, I know. 420 00:17:58,129 --> 00:17:59,933 But of course, you’re not real. 421 00:17:59,982 --> 00:18:02,231 Oh, he’s real...ish. 422 00:18:02,647 --> 00:18:04,401 How can he be real-ish? 423 00:18:04,624 --> 00:18:06,642 Um, you know, I’ll wait, and... 424 00:18:06,690 --> 00:18:09,414 And explain to you both, so I don’t have to do it twice. 425 00:18:09,492 --> 00:18:11,459 Oh, here she is. 426 00:18:15,869 --> 00:18:17,713 You have a baby now? 427 00:18:17,878 --> 00:18:19,731 I mean, it’s a cute baby. Hi, baby. 428 00:18:19,779 --> 00:18:22,203 Apparently I have a baby-ish. 429 00:18:22,251 --> 00:18:25,506 Kind of like you have a husband...ish. 430 00:18:25,944 --> 00:18:28,056 Okay, Fantasy Island isn’t tethered 431 00:18:28,105 --> 00:18:29,632 in a particular time or reality, 432 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:32,947 which means the island is free to show our guests 433 00:18:32,995 --> 00:18:34,434 possibilities. 434 00:18:34,482 --> 00:18:36,332 What could be, what could have been. 435 00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:38,417 So I could have been with Ashton 436 00:18:38,466 --> 00:18:40,080 if Tara hadn’t lied to me. 437 00:18:41,548 --> 00:18:43,149 Hmm. It’s possible. 438 00:18:43,198 --> 00:18:44,204 Hmm. 439 00:18:44,252 --> 00:18:46,156 You know, there are many roads and many choices 440 00:18:46,205 --> 00:18:47,289 that lead to where we are. 441 00:18:47,338 --> 00:18:50,038 Roads paved with lies. 442 00:18:50,146 --> 00:18:51,801 Okay, ladies, look around. 443 00:18:51,927 --> 00:18:53,138 It’s a high school reunion. 444 00:18:53,186 --> 00:18:54,786 Who here isn’t lying about something? 445 00:18:54,835 --> 00:18:56,623 The question is, why? 446 00:18:56,827 --> 00:18:59,452 I was trying to protect her. I told you that. 447 00:18:59,523 --> 00:19:02,086 And you have both done a lot of that, haven’t you? 448 00:19:02,135 --> 00:19:04,082 You’ve spent your entire lives protecting each other. 449 00:19:04,131 --> 00:19:05,782 But at what cost? 450 00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:10,164 Thank you, gentlemen. 451 00:19:10,385 --> 00:19:12,016 Go ahead, try it. 452 00:19:12,691 --> 00:19:14,988 It’s an island specialty. 453 00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:21,942 Your tenth grade bangs 454 00:19:21,990 --> 00:19:23,732 did not make you look like Tori Amos. 455 00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:26,467 I only do Pilates on Saturdays 456 00:19:26,515 --> 00:19:27,783 so I don’t have to dig around 457 00:19:27,832 --> 00:19:29,731 in your precious community garden. 458 00:19:33,218 --> 00:19:35,096 Get used to the truth bombs, ladies, 459 00:19:35,145 --> 00:19:37,159 ’cause they’re about to start flowing. 460 00:19:42,087 --> 00:19:43,996 Oh, my God, there you are. 461 00:19:44,045 --> 00:19:45,641 I’ve been worried sick. 462 00:19:45,690 --> 00:19:47,735 You’re sick? Ew. 463 00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:49,599 Where’d you get those clothes? 464 00:19:49,805 --> 00:19:52,203 Oh. They called it a gift shop. 465 00:19:52,434 --> 00:19:54,269 I charged it to your room. I hope you don’t mind. 466 00:19:54,580 --> 00:19:56,562 And I’m gonna go by Baron now. 467 00:19:56,797 --> 00:19:58,109 It sounds like a king. 468 00:19:58,217 --> 00:20:00,414 This was supposed to be our trip. 469 00:20:00,463 --> 00:20:01,561 Can you hear yourself? 470 00:20:01,610 --> 00:20:03,524 You know, even if I was a human, 471 00:20:03,774 --> 00:20:06,759 that would just sound so sad to say out loud. 472 00:20:06,807 --> 00:20:08,330 Bobo, please. 473 00:20:08,378 --> 00:20:10,378 I’ve been watching you my entire life. 474 00:20:10,427 --> 00:20:11,529 And you know what I see? 475 00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:14,661 I think you are a sad, 476 00:20:14,995 --> 00:20:16,268 little hermit, 477 00:20:16,317 --> 00:20:19,610 who is terrified of human intimacy. 478 00:20:19,823 --> 00:20:22,154 And you use your cat, AKA me, 479 00:20:22,203 --> 00:20:24,958 as an excuse to stay in Friday nights, 480 00:20:25,050 --> 00:20:28,215 instead of finding a real relationship. 481 00:20:28,287 --> 00:20:29,617 It’s sad, 482 00:20:29,665 --> 00:20:31,305 and I don’t like watching it. 483 00:20:31,354 --> 00:20:34,660 And you take me, a cat, to an island, 484 00:20:35,299 --> 00:20:36,836 to validate your delusion 485 00:20:36,885 --> 00:20:39,224 that you’re not wasting your life, which you are. 486 00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:41,960 Why are you so mean? 487 00:20:42,211 --> 00:20:43,576 I’m not mean. 488 00:20:43,931 --> 00:20:46,668 It’s just, the truth hurts, food lady. 489 00:20:47,251 --> 00:20:49,018 Now I’m gonna go, 490 00:20:49,235 --> 00:20:51,883 and get rubbed down by a man named Paolo, 491 00:20:52,037 --> 00:20:54,936 because he promised me a deep-tissue massage, 492 00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:56,848 and I don’t know what that is. 493 00:20:58,058 --> 00:20:59,567 Enjoy. 494 00:20:59,616 --> 00:21:01,361 Have whatever you want. 495 00:21:10,219 --> 00:21:11,585 Hi, Segundo. 496 00:21:11,745 --> 00:21:13,922 You, uh... you got a minute? 497 00:21:13,971 --> 00:21:15,923 I have a small favor to ask. 498 00:21:16,185 --> 00:21:20,885 Does it have anything to do with your new girlfriend? 499 00:21:21,185 --> 00:21:23,157 Uh... 500 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:27,086 I’m old, mijo, 501 00:21:28,066 --> 00:21:29,974 but not blind. 502 00:21:31,007 --> 00:21:33,038 She doesn’t want anyone to know. 503 00:21:34,227 --> 00:21:36,476 I’m sure she has her reasons. 504 00:21:36,970 --> 00:21:39,759 But I have never seen Elenita happier. 505 00:21:41,743 --> 00:21:44,278 So, what’s this favor? 506 00:21:52,490 --> 00:21:53,879 This tight skin? 507 00:21:53,928 --> 00:21:55,655 It’s called a face lift and Botox. 508 00:21:55,704 --> 00:21:57,481 - I’m not even vegan. - I had an affair, 509 00:21:57,530 --> 00:21:59,581 with my personal trainer. 510 00:21:59,772 --> 00:22:02,357 I just got out of jail... embezzling. 511 00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:05,572 - I hate organizing. - And you suck at it. 512 00:22:05,665 --> 00:22:07,880 You’re literally the least ambitious person I know. 513 00:22:07,929 --> 00:22:09,172 Well, just because I’m not ambitious 514 00:22:09,221 --> 00:22:10,676 about straightening garages 515 00:22:10,725 --> 00:22:12,040 does not mean I’m not ambitious. 516 00:22:12,089 --> 00:22:13,488 I was gonna join the Peace Corps, 517 00:22:13,537 --> 00:22:14,703 and you said that I had to help 518 00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:16,943 you launch your stupid company. 519 00:22:16,992 --> 00:22:19,184 Wait, where’s my baby? 520 00:22:19,233 --> 00:22:22,416 I’m sorry, you’re back in the life you chose. 521 00:22:22,506 --> 00:22:26,065 No baby, no book. No husband, no farm. 522 00:22:27,426 --> 00:22:28,918 Ashton? 523 00:22:31,201 --> 00:22:35,938 Breadsticks! Breadsticks! 524 00:22:36,562 --> 00:22:37,630 Hey! 525 00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:40,897 - You guys. - Snorin’ Warren! 526 00:22:43,564 --> 00:22:44,632 - Now let’s see. - Yeah? 527 00:22:44,681 --> 00:22:47,032 - Oh, hey, that’s good. - Yeah? 528 00:22:47,582 --> 00:22:50,169 Elbows up. Elbows up! 529 00:22:50,218 --> 00:22:52,416 Stabilize the core. 530 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:55,414 - Loosen those hips! - How do you stabilize the core 531 00:22:55,463 --> 00:22:57,351 and loosen the hips at the same time? 532 00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,457 Focus, Javier, focus. 533 00:22:59,519 --> 00:23:01,517 Elenita is a strong dancer. 534 00:23:01,607 --> 00:23:04,502 - She needs a strong lead. - I’m not sure about this. 535 00:23:04,636 --> 00:23:06,093 Then you will fail. 536 00:23:06,241 --> 00:23:10,655 Salsa is about passion, no doubt, eh? 537 00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:13,033 You have to meet her level. 538 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,774 Show her you have what it takes. 539 00:23:16,823 --> 00:23:18,544 Go again. Elbows up. 540 00:23:18,593 --> 00:23:19,867 All right, all right. 541 00:23:19,916 --> 00:23:21,705 Go. That’s it. 542 00:23:21,983 --> 00:23:24,170 - That’s it, good. - Like that? 543 00:23:24,219 --> 00:23:25,651 Yeah, yeah, like that. 544 00:23:28,729 --> 00:23:30,209 You got it. 545 00:23:30,351 --> 00:23:31,708 - Elbows up. - All right, it feels good. 546 00:23:31,757 --> 00:23:33,198 - Elbows up. - Yeah. 547 00:23:33,721 --> 00:23:35,162 Hello. 548 00:23:35,211 --> 00:23:36,894 - Hi. - Hi. 549 00:23:36,943 --> 00:23:38,763 - Oh, my goodness, guess what. - Hmm? 550 00:23:38,812 --> 00:23:42,506 I think Javier and Roarke are together. 551 00:23:42,672 --> 00:23:44,884 Didn’t you tell me they had a thing a few months back? 552 00:23:44,932 --> 00:23:46,814 Well, yeah, but it was more of, like, 553 00:23:46,862 --> 00:23:49,255 a one night stand kind of thing, but this? 554 00:23:49,303 --> 00:23:50,398 This is different. 555 00:23:50,447 --> 00:23:54,244 I mean, Javier is taking salsa lessons from Segundo. 556 00:23:54,293 --> 00:23:56,268 And I’m pretty sure they snuck off 557 00:23:56,317 --> 00:23:59,071 into a storage room during the party last night. 558 00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:03,030 Mm, clandestine meetings in the storage room. 559 00:24:03,079 --> 00:24:04,595 Sounds exciting. 560 00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:07,224 Well, you know, there’s friend energy, 561 00:24:07,314 --> 00:24:08,886 but then there’s love energy. 562 00:24:08,935 --> 00:24:12,091 But there is a distinct difference between the two. 563 00:24:12,139 --> 00:24:13,683 - Uh-huh. - I think, 564 00:24:13,731 --> 00:24:15,410 that they have that love energy. 565 00:24:15,459 --> 00:24:16,748 Mm-hmm. 566 00:24:16,797 --> 00:24:18,874 Does it bother you that she’s not telling you? 567 00:24:19,087 --> 00:24:20,904 I get it. 568 00:24:20,953 --> 00:24:24,386 You know, Elena doesn’t really do vulnerable. 569 00:24:24,468 --> 00:24:27,218 And there’s nothing more vulnerable than being in love. 570 00:24:27,267 --> 00:24:28,912 Even if she doesn’t know it yet. 571 00:24:28,961 --> 00:24:30,606 Hmm. 572 00:24:31,581 --> 00:24:34,707 Oh, I actually need to check on my cat lady. 573 00:24:34,756 --> 00:24:36,522 I’m sorry. I’ll see you soon, okay? 574 00:24:40,251 --> 00:24:42,104 Bye. 575 00:24:57,245 --> 00:24:58,832 Tough day? 576 00:24:58,881 --> 00:25:01,502 My cat thinks I’m a loser. 577 00:25:02,547 --> 00:25:04,945 He’s a cat. What does he know? 578 00:25:05,579 --> 00:25:09,004 He knows I haven’t been on a date since 2016. 579 00:25:10,545 --> 00:25:13,266 Well, that is a long time. 580 00:25:13,794 --> 00:25:16,878 Do you have any idea what it’s like out there? 581 00:25:17,113 --> 00:25:19,679 Catfishers, ghosters, 582 00:25:19,727 --> 00:25:22,250 bread-crumbers, benchwarmers. 583 00:25:22,828 --> 00:25:24,540 The last date I went on, 584 00:25:24,589 --> 00:25:26,365 it turns out the guy lived in a van, 585 00:25:26,414 --> 00:25:29,840 and he just wanted to massage my feet. 586 00:25:29,888 --> 00:25:31,774 What? 587 00:25:31,822 --> 00:25:34,533 Bobo... I mean, Baron... 588 00:25:34,581 --> 00:25:36,912 Loves me unconditionally. 589 00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:40,223 - Hmm. - Or at least I thought he did. 590 00:25:40,369 --> 00:25:44,228 It’s not only pets that can love you unconditionally. 591 00:25:45,060 --> 00:25:46,847 People can too. 592 00:25:47,822 --> 00:25:50,137 But not if you’re hiding away in your apartment 593 00:25:50,185 --> 00:25:52,260 ’cause you’re scared of getting hurt. 594 00:25:53,053 --> 00:25:55,657 - You may have a point. - Mm-hmm. 595 00:25:55,849 --> 00:25:57,898 You and Bobo. 596 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,366 Okay, you see him over there? 597 00:26:02,415 --> 00:26:04,090 That is Harrison. 598 00:26:04,184 --> 00:26:06,892 And I happen to know that he is single 599 00:26:07,008 --> 00:26:09,158 and, a cat lover. 600 00:26:10,053 --> 00:26:11,938 - He’s cute. - Oh, yeah. 601 00:26:12,152 --> 00:26:13,988 There’s probably something wrong with him. 602 00:26:15,996 --> 00:26:17,409 Probably, yeah. 603 00:26:17,458 --> 00:26:20,746 But, what if you just dip your toe in the water? 604 00:26:21,005 --> 00:26:23,023 You know, have a little fun. That’s all. 605 00:26:23,185 --> 00:26:26,292 - Come on, I’ll introduce you. - Okay. 606 00:26:26,485 --> 00:26:28,569 Yeah. 607 00:26:33,708 --> 00:26:35,482 Hey, Harrison, I’d like you to meet Andi. 608 00:26:35,579 --> 00:26:37,366 Jessica Warren? 609 00:26:37,575 --> 00:26:38,529 Hi, I... 610 00:26:38,577 --> 00:26:40,614 - You might not remember me... - Hi, Ashton. 611 00:26:40,662 --> 00:26:42,145 Weird weekend, huh? 612 00:26:42,273 --> 00:26:44,015 Yeah, yeah, you too? 613 00:26:44,162 --> 00:26:45,855 I caught Dengue fever or something. 614 00:26:45,904 --> 00:26:47,433 My head’s all fuzzy. 615 00:26:47,482 --> 00:26:49,519 I don’t think I drank that much, but... 616 00:26:49,833 --> 00:26:52,379 seeing you really turned around the day. 617 00:26:52,428 --> 00:26:53,991 Snorin’ Warren? 618 00:26:54,039 --> 00:26:56,236 - What a thrill. - I never called you that. 619 00:26:56,614 --> 00:26:58,376 And I totally understand why you fell asleep, 620 00:26:58,424 --> 00:26:59,686 in social studies class. 621 00:26:59,735 --> 00:27:01,873 Mr. Pinto was a living, breathing Valium. 622 00:27:01,921 --> 00:27:05,005 He was as engaging as Jell-O. 623 00:27:05,053 --> 00:27:08,085 Water flavored Jell-O. 624 00:27:09,579 --> 00:27:11,033 So you wanna... 625 00:27:11,245 --> 00:27:13,137 Ditch the surf and turf dinner? 626 00:27:13,441 --> 00:27:14,794 And hang out? 627 00:27:15,929 --> 00:27:17,236 Um... 628 00:27:17,870 --> 00:27:19,888 Your wife wouldn’t mind? 629 00:27:20,131 --> 00:27:22,149 - Happily divorced. - Oh. 630 00:27:22,350 --> 00:27:25,685 Uh, well, in that case, 631 00:27:25,733 --> 00:27:27,232 I would love to. 632 00:27:28,952 --> 00:27:31,080 - Great. - Great. 633 00:27:43,404 --> 00:27:45,827 Andrea! 634 00:27:45,876 --> 00:27:47,577 You know that stuff from the faucet? 635 00:27:47,902 --> 00:27:49,986 It’s falling from the sky! 636 00:27:50,056 --> 00:27:51,876 Andrea, let me in! 637 00:27:51,944 --> 00:27:53,798 My cat fur’s all wet. 638 00:27:55,123 --> 00:27:57,618 - Hi. - Hello, Baron. 639 00:27:57,712 --> 00:27:59,482 Hi, um... 640 00:28:00,284 --> 00:28:02,469 Maybe we can just hide under the bed 641 00:28:02,518 --> 00:28:03,899 until this is all over? 642 00:28:04,469 --> 00:28:07,843 Actually, now is not a good time. 643 00:28:08,575 --> 00:28:10,062 I’m with someone, 644 00:28:10,110 --> 00:28:11,769 and I’m getting a life. 645 00:28:44,591 --> 00:28:47,567 Are you ready to tell me about Breadsticks? 646 00:28:50,317 --> 00:28:51,705 It was sophomore year, 647 00:28:51,790 --> 00:28:53,572 and after a field trip, 648 00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:56,383 everyone went to dinner. 649 00:28:57,635 --> 00:28:59,889 All the other kids were pigging out on 650 00:28:59,938 --> 00:29:02,005 calamari and mozzarella sticks, 651 00:29:02,053 --> 00:29:04,289 and, I lied, 652 00:29:04,430 --> 00:29:06,552 and said I was on a diet. 653 00:29:09,846 --> 00:29:12,809 My mother had been MIA for a few days. 654 00:29:14,236 --> 00:29:15,805 That happened a lot. 655 00:29:15,893 --> 00:29:18,999 And, there was no food in the house. 656 00:29:20,159 --> 00:29:22,295 Luckily for me, 657 00:29:22,821 --> 00:29:25,235 Olive Garden has unlimited breadsticks. 658 00:29:26,651 --> 00:29:30,504 Anyways, I helped myself, 659 00:29:30,689 --> 00:29:35,136 just jammed them in a bag. 660 00:29:36,954 --> 00:29:38,695 One of Janie’s friends must have seen, 661 00:29:38,744 --> 00:29:41,562 because as I was leaving, 662 00:29:41,610 --> 00:29:44,584 she unzipped my backpack, and... 663 00:29:44,632 --> 00:29:47,174 All of the breadsticks came tumbling out. 664 00:29:49,581 --> 00:29:51,637 "Breadsticks" was born. 665 00:29:58,722 --> 00:30:02,093 You know, I froze my eggs, ages ago. 666 00:30:05,673 --> 00:30:07,834 I never even told Jessica. 667 00:30:08,266 --> 00:30:09,548 Why? 668 00:30:10,416 --> 00:30:11,878 I don’t know. 669 00:30:11,926 --> 00:30:13,622 I was scared. 670 00:30:13,898 --> 00:30:15,080 Really? 671 00:30:15,128 --> 00:30:16,634 Of what? 672 00:30:17,620 --> 00:30:19,074 Maybe... 673 00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:21,988 Changing things, 674 00:30:22,189 --> 00:30:24,292 changing everything. 675 00:30:24,521 --> 00:30:26,402 What if I can’t handle it? 676 00:30:27,533 --> 00:30:29,265 My mother couldn’t. 677 00:30:30,888 --> 00:30:33,203 And Jessica was there for you. 678 00:30:33,448 --> 00:30:35,680 You made each other feel safe, right? 679 00:30:36,024 --> 00:30:38,339 That’s what life rafts do. 680 00:30:38,581 --> 00:30:40,715 How is that working for you? 681 00:30:43,260 --> 00:30:45,344 This is what I know about this island. 682 00:30:45,738 --> 00:30:48,742 It wouldn’t have shown you something that you can’t have. 683 00:30:50,326 --> 00:30:53,585 There is so much more here for you, Tara. 684 00:30:54,033 --> 00:30:55,802 All you have to do is... 685 00:30:55,996 --> 00:30:57,579 Take it. 686 00:31:04,842 --> 00:31:07,047 Well, I have a confession to make. 687 00:31:07,095 --> 00:31:09,678 I had such a crush on you back in the day. 688 00:31:11,063 --> 00:31:12,610 But you were captain of the football team. 689 00:31:12,659 --> 00:31:14,443 You dated all the hottest cheerleaders. 690 00:31:14,491 --> 00:31:16,080 Well, more like they dated me. 691 00:31:16,128 --> 00:31:17,509 It wasn’t even me that they were into. 692 00:31:17,558 --> 00:31:19,990 They just wanted to go out with a quarterback. 693 00:31:20,318 --> 00:31:22,495 Meanwhile, I was invisible. 694 00:31:23,058 --> 00:31:24,671 Not to me. 695 00:31:25,672 --> 00:31:27,146 No, you were so different 696 00:31:27,194 --> 00:31:28,692 from all the other girls in school. 697 00:31:28,741 --> 00:31:30,243 You cared about things. 698 00:31:30,458 --> 00:31:32,563 I can’t believe you noticed that. 699 00:31:33,392 --> 00:31:35,823 So, listen, there’s a prom tonight. 700 00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,982 And since I didn’t have the guts to ask you in high school, 701 00:31:39,030 --> 00:31:41,096 would you do me the honor, and, 702 00:31:41,276 --> 00:31:43,426 go with me now? 703 00:31:44,488 --> 00:31:45,860 Um... 704 00:32:14,878 --> 00:32:16,397 Hey, Driscoll. 705 00:32:17,298 --> 00:32:19,647 You really are rich, right? 706 00:32:19,696 --> 00:32:22,346 I mean, that wasn’t a lie? 707 00:32:22,415 --> 00:32:24,395 Mm, I’m loaded. 708 00:32:25,574 --> 00:32:27,311 Then I want to talk to you about a business idea 709 00:32:27,359 --> 00:32:29,172 that’s gonna rock your world. 710 00:32:39,643 --> 00:32:41,213 Hey, buddy. 711 00:32:42,712 --> 00:32:44,469 I got your gift. 712 00:32:45,629 --> 00:32:47,225 Did you like it? 713 00:32:47,847 --> 00:32:49,931 I really did. 714 00:32:49,992 --> 00:32:51,713 Thank you. 715 00:32:51,862 --> 00:32:53,629 You were right. 716 00:32:53,678 --> 00:32:55,344 Thank you. 717 00:32:55,813 --> 00:32:57,534 I love you. 718 00:32:57,735 --> 00:32:59,311 You do? 719 00:32:59,359 --> 00:33:00,753 Of course. 720 00:33:00,802 --> 00:33:02,179 You’re food lady. 721 00:33:02,353 --> 00:33:05,443 Among my kind, that is the highest honor. 722 00:33:05,641 --> 00:33:09,476 You feed me wet and dry food and treats. 723 00:33:09,524 --> 00:33:11,443 Every day! 724 00:33:11,491 --> 00:33:13,344 And you tend to my latrine. 725 00:33:13,749 --> 00:33:18,123 And you always fill the birdfeeder with birdseed. 726 00:33:18,491 --> 00:33:19,737 And when it’s cold at night, 727 00:33:19,786 --> 00:33:21,479 you let me climb on your lap, 728 00:33:21,527 --> 00:33:23,281 and cuddle. 729 00:33:25,077 --> 00:33:27,552 I am so happy. 730 00:33:28,392 --> 00:33:30,195 I want you to be too. 731 00:33:31,326 --> 00:33:33,697 You don’t have nine lives like I do. 732 00:33:34,425 --> 00:33:37,111 - Just this one. - Oh. 733 00:33:37,326 --> 00:33:39,855 I want you to have the best life. 734 00:33:53,491 --> 00:33:56,335 Aw. 735 00:33:56,524 --> 00:34:00,146 I love you too. 736 00:34:00,457 --> 00:34:03,515 By the way, you’re on your own tonight. 737 00:34:04,384 --> 00:34:06,603 I’m going to the prom. 738 00:34:20,594 --> 00:34:22,311 What’s all this? 739 00:34:22,359 --> 00:34:24,030 I’m taking you to prom. 740 00:34:24,078 --> 00:34:25,761 Right here. 741 00:34:29,223 --> 00:34:30,767 Here we go. 742 00:34:30,815 --> 00:34:32,360 Beautiful. 743 00:34:40,722 --> 00:34:42,889 - Where’d you learn that? - Segundo. 744 00:34:42,986 --> 00:34:45,935 - But I swore him to secrecy. - Segundo, eh? 745 00:34:45,984 --> 00:34:47,299 - Mm-hmm. - Hmm. 746 00:34:48,689 --> 00:34:51,287 - Well, thank you. - You’re welcome. 747 00:34:51,427 --> 00:34:52,675 What now? 748 00:34:52,723 --> 00:34:53,962 Well, it’s prom. 749 00:34:54,010 --> 00:34:55,673 We dance. 750 00:34:56,648 --> 00:34:57,989 Let’s go. 751 00:35:00,557 --> 00:35:02,625 Oh! 752 00:35:03,911 --> 00:35:05,081 You know what? 753 00:35:05,129 --> 00:35:07,087 We may need a bigger dance floor. 754 00:35:35,370 --> 00:35:37,741 - What the... - Hell? 755 00:35:39,590 --> 00:35:41,638 - Oh. - Oh, come on. 756 00:35:43,742 --> 00:35:45,510 Pass the Rocky Road. 757 00:35:56,392 --> 00:35:59,131 We are so gonna get fired for taking these. 758 00:35:59,258 --> 00:36:00,894 Worth it. 759 00:36:02,648 --> 00:36:05,389 Screw Janie and her airhead friends. 760 00:36:05,772 --> 00:36:07,041 We don’t need them anyway. 761 00:36:07,089 --> 00:36:08,895 Clearly they peaked in high school. 762 00:36:08,944 --> 00:36:10,891 We’re way cooler than they are. 763 00:36:10,989 --> 00:36:12,245 And better than them. 764 00:36:12,293 --> 00:36:13,920 Tara Bendetti, 765 00:36:14,333 --> 00:36:15,821 you’re my best friend. 766 00:36:16,029 --> 00:36:17,948 And I promise I will never hurt you. 767 00:36:17,996 --> 00:36:19,727 And I will always have your back 768 00:36:19,776 --> 00:36:21,335 no matter what, forever. 769 00:36:21,505 --> 00:36:23,905 Jessica Warren, you’re my best friend. 770 00:36:24,119 --> 00:36:26,212 And I promise I will never hurt you. 771 00:36:26,540 --> 00:36:29,040 And I will have your back no matter what. 772 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:31,468 - Forever. - Forever. 773 00:36:31,656 --> 00:36:33,705 - Okay. - Okay. 774 00:36:37,509 --> 00:36:39,811 My God, those dresses were ugly. 775 00:36:40,443 --> 00:36:42,560 Those little geeks had dreams. 776 00:36:43,016 --> 00:36:44,743 They did. Didn’t they? 777 00:36:44,792 --> 00:36:46,612 Yeah. 778 00:36:46,783 --> 00:36:48,197 What happened to us? 779 00:36:48,773 --> 00:36:52,177 Instead of pushing each other to be braver, we... 780 00:36:52,602 --> 00:36:55,094 We stuck with what made us feel safe. 781 00:36:55,242 --> 00:36:56,930 Each other. 782 00:36:56,995 --> 00:36:58,527 We have to stop doing that. 783 00:36:58,995 --> 00:37:01,383 We needed to cling to each other in high school, 784 00:37:01,432 --> 00:37:03,692 but maybe being each other’s life rafts 785 00:37:03,926 --> 00:37:07,221 kept us from learning to swim on our own. 786 00:37:08,311 --> 00:37:10,199 I think we need to break up. 787 00:37:10,626 --> 00:37:12,223 Me too. 788 00:37:14,619 --> 00:37:16,523 - I’m scared. - Me too. 789 00:37:17,744 --> 00:37:19,338 But I think we have to do it anyway. 790 00:37:19,387 --> 00:37:20,517 Yeah. 791 00:37:20,638 --> 00:37:22,895 And you’re gonna be more than okay without me. 792 00:37:23,641 --> 00:37:24,872 Better than okay. 793 00:37:24,921 --> 00:37:26,758 I mean, you’re gonna be amazing! 794 00:37:27,112 --> 00:37:30,072 You and Ashton are gonna change the world. 795 00:37:30,539 --> 00:37:31,722 You’re gonna be okay too. 796 00:37:31,771 --> 00:37:33,034 You’re gonna write that book 797 00:37:33,490 --> 00:37:36,640 and have a baby if you want to 798 00:37:36,740 --> 00:37:38,230 and build an empire. 799 00:37:43,095 --> 00:37:44,981 But first... 800 00:37:45,755 --> 00:37:48,170 We’re gonna rock this prom! 801 00:37:56,909 --> 00:37:58,494 Oh, look. 802 00:37:58,639 --> 00:38:01,244 Breadsticks finally made it to prom. 803 00:38:01,973 --> 00:38:04,907 I can’t believe I ever cared what you thought. 804 00:38:10,265 --> 00:38:12,151 There’s your guy. 805 00:38:14,212 --> 00:38:16,207 Better get your ass over there and get him. 806 00:38:17,344 --> 00:38:19,996 Okay, I’m gonna get my ass over there. 807 00:38:30,223 --> 00:38:32,262 Can business partners dance? 808 00:38:33,427 --> 00:38:35,036 - Hell yes. - Yeah. 809 00:38:41,432 --> 00:38:42,801 Aw. 810 00:38:45,315 --> 00:38:47,183 Hello! 811 00:38:47,232 --> 00:38:48,429 Hi. 812 00:38:48,477 --> 00:38:50,560 You look absolutely beautiful. 813 00:38:50,765 --> 00:38:52,164 Thanks. 814 00:38:52,212 --> 00:38:54,461 Uh, do you see them over there? 815 00:38:54,792 --> 00:38:57,288 Yeah, I think they have that love energy 816 00:38:57,336 --> 00:38:58,548 I was telling you about. 817 00:39:00,444 --> 00:39:02,865 You know, I’ve been thinking about, 818 00:39:02,913 --> 00:39:05,638 love energy, and friend energy, 819 00:39:06,066 --> 00:39:07,736 and us. 820 00:39:08,212 --> 00:39:10,764 - Uh-oh. - I love you. 821 00:39:12,263 --> 00:39:14,516 But we have friend energy. 822 00:39:14,565 --> 00:39:17,626 - No, we-we, we are... - We’re friends. 823 00:39:17,740 --> 00:39:19,164 We’re good friends. 824 00:39:19,368 --> 00:39:20,718 And I want more, 825 00:39:20,766 --> 00:39:22,500 and so should you. 826 00:39:22,971 --> 00:39:25,020 - Gina... - Look... 827 00:39:25,369 --> 00:39:26,659 I get it. 828 00:39:27,202 --> 00:39:28,597 You’re new at this, 829 00:39:28,645 --> 00:39:30,527 and I was a safe space. 830 00:39:30,731 --> 00:39:32,893 But love should be a little scary. 831 00:39:51,787 --> 00:39:53,885 Pardon me, mademoiselle. 832 00:39:54,036 --> 00:39:56,054 Would you care to dance? 833 00:39:56,443 --> 00:39:59,355 - Gina just dumped me. - Oh. 834 00:40:02,148 --> 00:40:05,593 Then, I’m afraid I must insist. 835 00:40:39,614 --> 00:40:41,251 Do you want to dance? 836 00:40:41,550 --> 00:40:43,047 Yes, I do. 837 00:40:45,233 --> 00:40:46,592 What is happening? 838 00:40:56,509 --> 00:40:57,988 Did you know about this? 839 00:40:58,098 --> 00:40:59,281 Of course. 840 00:40:59,330 --> 00:41:00,876 I know everything. 841 00:41:26,170 --> 00:41:27,590 What changed your mind? 842 00:41:28,694 --> 00:41:30,080 You. 843 00:41:44,541 --> 00:41:48,541 synced & corrected by PopcornAWH www.addic7ed.com 57935

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