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- I should go.
- You really should.
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Mm. The boss gets upset
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when I make her guests wait.
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- Maybe she needs to loosen up.
- - That’s what I keep telling her.
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Fine, fine.
You win.
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- Take him. Go.
- Stay in bed.
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- I won’t be back for a few hours.
- Mm.
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I have to go back to the office.
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Today’s guests,
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their fantasies have
more moving parts than usual,
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and, I have to take
the long way around.
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Oh, right.
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Can’t be seen cavorting
with an employee, huh?
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I know you think I’m being silly...
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No, Elena, it’s okay.
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- Mm.
- I like being your secret.
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Good.
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Hey!
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It’s a beautiful day, isn’t it?
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, you know,
you seem extra glow-y today.
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Oh! Is that a new perfume?
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- No.
- Maybe a shampoo then?
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Getting notes of sandalwood.
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Really?
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Hmm, must be the Agarwood trees.
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Well, Javier seems to have
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a spring in his step today too.
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- Okay, smiles?
- Okay.
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Tara Bendetti and Jessica Warren,
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here for their 30th
high school reunion.
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Oh, that’s a big one.
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Lots of dreams obtained
by then... or shattered.
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Of course, nobody wants to admit that.
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Hello, ladies, I’m Elena Roarke,
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and this is my associate, Ruby.
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It’s so nice to meet you both.
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So how does all this work?
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Well, you just have to stay open
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and go with the flow.
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Oh, we can do that.
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Ash here’s gonna have
your bags taken to your suite,
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and we’ll meet you at my office shortly.
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- Thank you.
- Enjoy, ladies.
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- This is gonna be great.
- Hi.
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- Thank you, Ash.
- Thank you.
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Andi Nevinson,
meet your host, Elena Roarke.
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- And this is Ruby.
- Oh!
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And who do we have here?
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This is Baron Bobo
Von Bigglesworth III,
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AKA Bobo.
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He did great on the plane,
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but he’s a little grumpmeister now.
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Aren’t you?
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- Somebody needs a nap.
- Mm.
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- Enjoy your trip.
- Thank you.
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Mm. Wait a minute.
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See, there it goes again,
that, uh, sandalwood?
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- It’s Agarwood trees.
- Ah.
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Our staff has put together
a cat-friendly suite
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especially for you and Bobo.
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- Ash will take you there, yes?
- Thank you.
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You know you can confide in me if...
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Shall we?
The guests are waiting.
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We’ve been best friends
since the first day of ninth grade.
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I was too shy to sit
with anyone in the cafeteria.
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And I didn’t want
any of the other students
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to see that I had a sack lunch.
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So we ended up
hiding together in the library.
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So you made each other forget
how miserable you were.
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And we’ve been each other’s
life raft ever since.
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- And now we work together.
- Mm-hmm.
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Our company is called Tarica Solutions.
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- Oh, so Tara and Jessica...
- Equals Tarica.
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Oh, that’s very clever.
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We take care of literally all
your home-organizing needs.
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We do pantries, closets,
media rooms, crafts rooms.
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Garages.
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- We do a lot of garages.
- Okay.
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Good organization doesn’t just
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clear the clutter from your home.
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It clears the clutter from your mind.
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And a portion of the proceeds
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helps fund the community
garden that I started.
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Aw, that is sweet.
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And I bet your kids are
just the best of friends, uh?
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- No, no kids.
- Yeah.
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- Oh.
- No husbands.
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- It just hasn’t been our focus.
- Oh.
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Um, so tell me,
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what can the island do for you?
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- High school was tough for us.
- More than tough.
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They locked us in the orchestra pit.
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Slipped cold cuts through the vents
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in our lockers on hot days.
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And the nicknames?
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I was Snorin’ Warren,
and she was Breadsticks.
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Breadsticks?
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There was an incident
at the Olive Garden.
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Yeah, we don’t talk about that.
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Oh, and then prom night happens.
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Almost afraid to ask.
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Janie Poovey was the most
popular girl in high school.
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She said that if we
got a limo and paid for it,
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she and her friends would ride with us.
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If we walked into prom with Janie,
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it would have been
total social vindication.
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This is bad, Tar.
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They should be here by now.
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They’re cool people, Jess.
Cool people are late.
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How would you know?
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It’s gonna be fine.
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Look, near beer.
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We worked at the ice cream shop
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for three months to rent this thing.
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What if they don’t show?
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Janie and Sheryl aren’t gonna pass up
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riding to prom in a stretch limo.
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It is pretty awesome.
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- Okay, pass me a near beer.
- Okay, take one.
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You know what?
Screw it.
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I’m gonna ask Ashton
Stanford to dance tonight.
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That’s it!
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They’re here.
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Yo, Breadsticks, we got our own limo.
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- You suck!
- Have fun with Snorin’ Warren.
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- Oh!
- Aah!
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Stupid.
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They just wanted to humiliate us.
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I guess we were geeks.
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It’s just awful.
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An now it’s your 30th reunion.
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- And we know we’re awesome.
- Mm-hmm.
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It would just be nice if they did.
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Our fantasy, is to go to the reunion,
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and rule the school.
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We want our classmates to envy us,
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the way that we used to envy them.
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You want to be
the popular kids for once.
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Do you think we’re being petty?
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I think you’ve both been through a lot.
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- Mm.
- Yes.
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And I guarantee,
you will rule the school.
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The class of ’92 as been told
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that their hosts, the two of you,
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have flown them to the island,
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and are paying for all expenses.
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The reunion weekend will include
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multiple events culminating with
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the dream prom that you never had.
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We’re the hosts?
Mm-hmm.
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And we get a prom?
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The welcome gathering is underway
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in our ocean view pavilion.
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But first, I believe,
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you ladies need a fabulous
outfit for the occasion.
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- Oh!
- What?
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- Tara...
- Aw.
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Jessica...
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Welcome to Fantasy Island.
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Ooh!
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They got you the good litter box.
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Nice, right?
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And the fancy cat tree.
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But something is off about it.
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I don’t know.
What do you think, buddy?
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Yep, you’re right.
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It should be near the window
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so you can see the pretty birdies.
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Oh.
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- Miss Nevinson.
- Andi, please.
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I’m just getting Bobo settled.
Come in.
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Okay.
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- Here he is.
- Aw.
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Very handsome.
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He looks like Nathan Fillion,
doesn’t he?
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Oh.
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Ooh, I’m so sorry.
I’m just allergic.
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So, Andi,
what can the island do for you?
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Well, I am a cat lady.
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Oh, one cat doesn’t a cat lady make.
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Necessarily.
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Bobo is my best friend.
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I tell him everything.
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All my secrets.
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He knows me better than anyone.
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Oh, I love him so much.
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My fantasy is to know
that he loves me back.
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You’re looking at me weird.
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- No, no.
- Oh, no, no, no.
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- I... I... trust me...
- Not at all. Um...
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You know,
the bond between humans and animals
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can be very intense.
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I mean, it’s Fantasy Island.
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I could probably ask to fly
or time travel or something.
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It’s just I have always preferred
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the company of animals to people.
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Do you have any pets?
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Well, I had a dog.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Sort of.
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His name was Mr. Jones.
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- Did he pass?
- No, no, no.
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He reconnected with his wife
and moved back to the mainland.
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Would you like to have some
lunch before your fantasy begins?
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Oh.
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I can’t leave Bobo
in a new place alone so soon.
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- We’ll just get room service.
- Okay.
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Who wants some tuna tartare?
Huh?
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"I want some tuna tartare."
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"I want some tuna tartare."
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"Elena, can I have
some tuna tartare?"
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Of course, Bobo.
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Oh.
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- You ready?
- Let’s do this.
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Okay.
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Some people look so different.
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They’re here!
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They’re here!
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Oh, my God, you girls look amazing.
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Janie Poovey.
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This was so generous of you
to fly us out here.
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- Mm.
- The steak dinner?
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The rooms?
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Whatever you need this weekend,
just let me and Sheryl know.
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- Totally.
- Okay.
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- Thanks.
- One little thing.
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- Could you sign my book?
- Oh, oh, me too! Me too!
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You wrote a book?
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- I guess I wrote a book.
- Okay.
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- We both watch your show.
- Oh, I’m obsessed.
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Let me see this.
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Oh, you dedicated it to me.
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Wow, nice rock.
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What?
Look at this!
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- Finally.
- That’s amazing.
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Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
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- It’s Ashton Stanford.
- Deep breath, you look hot.
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- My beautiful wife is here.
- I can’t. I mean...
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He just kissed her
in front of everybody.
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Hi, Ashton.
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- He’s still so handsome.
- She is gorgeous.
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Well, everyone’s dying to talk to you.
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- Or should I keep you to myself?
- Wow.
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I wonder what they’re
gonna want to talk about.
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Well, your community garden initiative,
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our foundation,
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ow you’re even prettier
than you were in high school.
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Your pick.
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- We have a foundation.
- My book is a bestseller.
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You look so great, Tara.
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I mean, you’re aging backward.
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And you haven’t aged a day.
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Well, I’m vegan.
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It’s great for the complexion.
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I always thought that you had the most
256
00:10:29,401 --> 00:10:30,830
beautiful skin in high school.
257
00:10:30,878 --> 00:10:32,894
It was the moisturizing egg yolk.
258
00:10:34,142 --> 00:10:37,415
Well, all I know is you looked
about 25 at the Met Gala.
259
00:10:37,463 --> 00:10:39,112
I went to the Met Gala.
260
00:10:39,161 --> 00:10:40,577
I live on a farm.
261
00:10:40,656 --> 00:10:43,346
- Code yellow?
- You know it.
262
00:10:44,743 --> 00:10:46,950
You guys have a pay-what-you-can market
263
00:10:46,999 --> 00:10:48,825
every Sunday on your farm.
264
00:10:48,874 --> 00:10:51,619
You have an online store.
265
00:10:51,668 --> 00:10:54,226
You and Ashton foster disabled dogs.
266
00:10:54,274 --> 00:10:55,714
You’re working on a new book called
267
00:10:55,763 --> 00:10:57,193
"My Method, Your Madness."
268
00:10:57,241 --> 00:10:58,029
Okay. I feel bad.
269
00:10:58,077 --> 00:10:59,840
We should be writing
these books together.
270
00:10:59,889 --> 00:11:01,522
No.
N... no.
271
00:11:01,571 --> 00:11:03,688
I... I like my fantasy life
just as it is.
272
00:11:03,737 --> 00:11:05,642
Ashton is legit sexy.
273
00:11:05,691 --> 00:11:07,676
Oh, my God, so sexy.
274
00:11:09,709 --> 00:11:11,057
We might make out later.
275
00:11:11,106 --> 00:11:12,992
Oh, my God.
276
00:11:13,113 --> 00:11:14,544
- Oh, my...
- You’re gonna be fine.
277
00:11:14,593 --> 00:11:15,908
- Okay, I’m gonna be fine.
- You’ve got this.
278
00:11:15,957 --> 00:11:17,447
- I got it.
- Breath check.
279
00:11:18,142 --> 00:11:20,604
Ugh, mint.
We need a mint.
280
00:11:24,761 --> 00:11:26,878
That must be our noms.
281
00:11:27,179 --> 00:11:29,392
You ready for some noms, buddy?
282
00:11:35,558 --> 00:11:39,068
I could definitely eat.
283
00:11:39,641 --> 00:11:41,494
Did I just talk?
284
00:11:41,562 --> 00:11:44,051
Aah!
285
00:11:44,282 --> 00:11:45,845
Whoa.
286
00:11:50,531 --> 00:11:52,846
Wow, these things are brutal.
287
00:11:53,027 --> 00:11:54,616
You ever been to a reunion?
288
00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:56,568
Didn’t even go to my prom.
289
00:11:56,617 --> 00:11:58,085
Wait, what?
290
00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,314
Why not?
291
00:11:59,530 --> 00:12:01,383
No one asked me.
292
00:12:01,523 --> 00:12:04,414
I spent high school with
my nose in a science book.
293
00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:07,228
Beautiful and brilliant, huh?
294
00:12:08,098 --> 00:12:10,034
Those poor boys must have been
so intimidated.
295
00:12:11,624 --> 00:12:14,504
- You ever regret not going?
- No.
296
00:12:15,175 --> 00:12:17,163
But, you know, maybe... maybe a little.
297
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,595
’Cause I would have blown them away
298
00:12:19,644 --> 00:12:22,141
with my salsa.
299
00:12:26,521 --> 00:12:29,558
We shouldn’t be seen...
fraternizing.
300
00:12:31,774 --> 00:12:34,738
You know, maybe we could
fraternize somewhere more private?
301
00:12:35,274 --> 00:12:37,519
The store room
in the back of the kitchen?
302
00:12:41,373 --> 00:12:43,476
See you in five.
303
00:12:45,072 --> 00:12:46,544
Hello.
304
00:12:49,010 --> 00:12:51,990
You know,
I bet a lot of them remember high school
305
00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:54,653
as the best time of their lives.
306
00:12:55,437 --> 00:12:57,049
Or their worst.
307
00:12:57,290 --> 00:12:59,945
Like Jessica and Tara.
308
00:13:00,073 --> 00:13:02,350
And they can’t move past it.
309
00:13:03,076 --> 00:13:04,844
They think they’re
holding each other up,
310
00:13:04,893 --> 00:13:07,905
but I’m afraid they are
holding each other back.
311
00:13:10,243 --> 00:13:11,390
Is that you?
312
00:13:11,438 --> 00:13:13,244
You know, I need to,
313
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:14,624
have a talk with the chef.
314
00:13:14,673 --> 00:13:16,536
- Oh.
- Nut allergies.
315
00:13:23,757 --> 00:13:24,996
Oh.
316
00:13:25,044 --> 00:13:28,127
I was such a geek in high school.
317
00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:30,488
Sexiest geek in the garden club.
318
00:13:42,977 --> 00:13:45,414
So glad I finally got
to take you to prom.
319
00:13:45,556 --> 00:13:48,376
Well, you could have asked
me the first time around.
320
00:13:48,913 --> 00:13:50,417
Well, I wanted to, but...
321
00:13:50,465 --> 00:13:51,545
I even talked to Tara about it,
322
00:13:51,593 --> 00:13:52,678
but she made it very clear,
323
00:13:52,726 --> 00:13:54,702
that you were not
into football players.
324
00:13:55,889 --> 00:13:57,104
What?
325
00:13:57,705 --> 00:14:00,702
In this market, it’s
essential to keep reinventing yourself.
326
00:14:00,812 --> 00:14:02,928
Oh, yes, for sure.
327
00:14:02,977 --> 00:14:05,706
I reinvent all day.
Every day.
328
00:14:05,755 --> 00:14:08,359
Hey, you two.
Having fun?
329
00:14:08,408 --> 00:14:11,226
Venture capital mogul
and badass girl boss
330
00:14:11,274 --> 00:14:13,310
plotting to take over the world.
331
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,896
Janie, would you mind grabbing us
332
00:14:16,944 --> 00:14:18,387
a couple glasses of champagne?
333
00:14:18,661 --> 00:14:20,155
Yes.
334
00:14:21,010 --> 00:14:22,863
You know,
when I was first starting out,
335
00:14:22,911 --> 00:14:24,074
I wanted to contact you,
336
00:14:24,123 --> 00:14:27,094
but I was afraid
you wouldn’t take my calls.
337
00:14:27,186 --> 00:14:28,237
Come on.
338
00:14:28,286 --> 00:14:30,837
Fear is the only real obstacle
in life, right?
339
00:14:31,340 --> 00:14:33,340
Yeah. I guess you’re right.
340
00:14:33,462 --> 00:14:36,071
Hey, I need to talk to you.
Now!
341
00:14:36,428 --> 00:14:37,582
Okay.
342
00:14:37,723 --> 00:14:40,062
Back in high school,
did you tell Ashton
343
00:14:40,112 --> 00:14:42,028
I wasn’t interested in him?
344
00:14:42,169 --> 00:14:44,532
Well, I mean,
that was a hundred years ago.
345
00:14:44,581 --> 00:14:46,037
I can’t remember every
little thing that happened.
346
00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:47,805
He was gonna ask me to prom.
347
00:14:47,964 --> 00:14:49,726
And you told him I,
348
00:14:49,774 --> 00:14:51,814
- wasn’t into football players?
- I was trying to protect you.
349
00:14:51,862 --> 00:14:53,104
From what?
350
00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:55,094
Love?
Happiness?
351
00:14:55,142 --> 00:14:56,362
I didn’t want you to
get your heart broken.
352
00:14:56,410 --> 00:14:57,902
Well, that wasn’t for you to decide.
353
00:14:57,951 --> 00:14:59,748
Champs!
354
00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:04,746
Go away.
355
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:08,919
You’re human.
356
00:15:08,967 --> 00:15:10,641
This is amazing.
357
00:15:10,713 --> 00:15:12,118
Ugh.
358
00:15:12,325 --> 00:15:14,599
I can barely smell anything.
359
00:15:15,020 --> 00:15:16,675
And I am freezing.
360
00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:18,733
No coverage at all.
I feel naked.
361
00:15:18,782 --> 00:15:20,411
But, Bobo, we can talk.
362
00:15:20,459 --> 00:15:22,450
- We can communicate.
- Eh.
363
00:15:22,498 --> 00:15:25,274
I don’t know what I expected,
but, not this.
364
00:15:25,322 --> 00:15:26,854
Look at you!
365
00:15:26,902 --> 00:15:29,488
Not exactly what I
thought you would look like.
366
00:15:29,584 --> 00:15:32,053
- But you are perfect.
- Whoa, boundaries.
367
00:15:32,102 --> 00:15:34,125
- Sorry.
- Yeah.
368
00:15:34,175 --> 00:15:36,760
But, so, like,
what do you want to do first?
369
00:15:36,809 --> 00:15:39,602
I feel like we should get to
know each other a little bit.
370
00:15:40,082 --> 00:15:42,278
It’s like a whole
different world up here.
371
00:15:42,327 --> 00:15:45,411
- Would you say you’re happy?
- Ooh.
372
00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:47,385
Well, look what we have here.
373
00:15:49,251 --> 00:15:50,896
Oh, you probably
won’t like those anymore.
374
00:15:50,944 --> 00:15:53,952
I’ve seen you open these,
like, a million times, so...
375
00:15:54,010 --> 00:15:56,368
I’ll be the judge of that.
376
00:15:56,450 --> 00:15:59,732
Opposable thumbs, bam.
377
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:03,600
Oh, mmm.
378
00:16:03,648 --> 00:16:05,639
- Uh, not... not too many.
- Aah!
379
00:16:05,713 --> 00:16:07,069
Can you lay off a little bit?
380
00:16:07,117 --> 00:16:08,583
I’m feeling kind of oppressed.
381
00:16:08,632 --> 00:16:10,320
- Oppressed?
- Yeah.
382
00:16:10,369 --> 00:16:12,222
And it’s not just right now.
383
00:16:12,460 --> 00:16:13,676
Listen,
384
00:16:13,845 --> 00:16:15,522
the outfits,
385
00:16:15,831 --> 00:16:17,566
the Instagram page,
386
00:16:18,017 --> 00:16:19,232
it’s a lot.
387
00:16:19,447 --> 00:16:21,399
I didn’t know you felt this way.
388
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,587
Is there anything I could do?
389
00:16:26,647 --> 00:16:29,085
We’re gonna have to put a pin
in this conversation.
390
00:16:29,134 --> 00:16:32,021
- But...
- I have to disembowel that lizard.
391
00:16:32,182 --> 00:16:33,629
Come here, you little brat!
392
00:16:33,678 --> 00:16:36,840
Bobo! Bobo, come back!
393
00:16:38,387 --> 00:16:41,722
Tara said she was trying to protect me.
394
00:16:41,981 --> 00:16:43,475
What the hell?
395
00:16:43,614 --> 00:16:45,017
Well,
396
00:16:45,470 --> 00:16:47,341
maybe she didn’t want to share you.
397
00:16:47,456 --> 00:16:48,606
- Oh.
- Mm.
398
00:16:48,655 --> 00:16:50,667
Good.
No, that’s good.
399
00:16:50,904 --> 00:16:52,427
I don’t usually do this sort of thing
400
00:16:52,482 --> 00:16:54,322
- on the first date.
- Oh.
401
00:16:54,457 --> 00:16:55,782
Roleplay, huh?
402
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,227
Just another reason why I love you.
403
00:16:58,332 --> 00:17:00,342
Oh, you love me.
404
00:17:00,390 --> 00:17:03,200
Okay. Oh!
405
00:17:08,344 --> 00:17:09,666
I’m sorry.
406
00:17:09,714 --> 00:17:11,599
I wasn’t expecting anyone to be here.
407
00:17:11,647 --> 00:17:13,255
So how was it?
408
00:17:13,393 --> 00:17:15,015
Who... who are you?
409
00:17:15,064 --> 00:17:16,561
I’m Rita.
410
00:17:16,609 --> 00:17:18,157
Your nanny?
411
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:19,970
Nanny?
412
00:17:20,064 --> 00:17:24,529
Okay.
Uh, somebody obviously overindulged.
413
00:17:28,763 --> 00:17:30,814
Yeah, hi.
414
00:17:42,153 --> 00:17:43,610
You are cute.
415
00:17:44,218 --> 00:17:47,080
And somehow I managed
to bring you into this world
416
00:17:47,129 --> 00:17:48,303
and keep you alive,
417
00:17:48,351 --> 00:17:52,248
all while being massively,
fabulously successful.
418
00:17:52,297 --> 00:17:54,282
Yes!
So go me!
419
00:17:54,331 --> 00:17:57,135
Oh, I know.
420
00:17:58,129 --> 00:17:59,933
But of course, you’re not real.
421
00:17:59,982 --> 00:18:02,231
Oh, he’s real...ish.
422
00:18:02,647 --> 00:18:04,401
How can he be real-ish?
423
00:18:04,624 --> 00:18:06,642
Um, you know, I’ll wait, and...
424
00:18:06,690 --> 00:18:09,414
And explain to you both,
so I don’t have to do it twice.
425
00:18:09,492 --> 00:18:11,459
Oh, here she is.
426
00:18:15,869 --> 00:18:17,713
You have a baby now?
427
00:18:17,878 --> 00:18:19,731
I mean, it’s a cute baby.
Hi, baby.
428
00:18:19,779 --> 00:18:22,203
Apparently I have a baby-ish.
429
00:18:22,251 --> 00:18:25,506
Kind of like you have
a husband...ish.
430
00:18:25,944 --> 00:18:28,056
Okay, Fantasy Island isn’t tethered
431
00:18:28,105 --> 00:18:29,632
in a particular time or reality,
432
00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:32,947
which means the island is
free to show our guests
433
00:18:32,995 --> 00:18:34,434
possibilities.
434
00:18:34,482 --> 00:18:36,332
What could be, what could have been.
435
00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:38,417
So I could have been with Ashton
436
00:18:38,466 --> 00:18:40,080
if Tara hadn’t lied to me.
437
00:18:41,548 --> 00:18:43,149
Hmm.
It’s possible.
438
00:18:43,198 --> 00:18:44,204
Hmm.
439
00:18:44,252 --> 00:18:46,156
You know, there are
many roads and many choices
440
00:18:46,205 --> 00:18:47,289
that lead to where we are.
441
00:18:47,338 --> 00:18:50,038
Roads paved with lies.
442
00:18:50,146 --> 00:18:51,801
Okay, ladies, look around.
443
00:18:51,927 --> 00:18:53,138
It’s a high school reunion.
444
00:18:53,186 --> 00:18:54,786
Who here isn’t lying about something?
445
00:18:54,835 --> 00:18:56,623
The question is, why?
446
00:18:56,827 --> 00:18:59,452
I was trying to protect her.
I told you that.
447
00:18:59,523 --> 00:19:02,086
And you have both done
a lot of that, haven’t you?
448
00:19:02,135 --> 00:19:04,082
You’ve spent your entire lives
protecting each other.
449
00:19:04,131 --> 00:19:05,782
But at what cost?
450
00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:10,164
Thank you, gentlemen.
451
00:19:10,385 --> 00:19:12,016
Go ahead, try it.
452
00:19:12,691 --> 00:19:14,988
It’s an island specialty.
453
00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:21,942
Your tenth grade bangs
454
00:19:21,990 --> 00:19:23,732
did not make you look like Tori Amos.
455
00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:26,467
I only do Pilates on Saturdays
456
00:19:26,515 --> 00:19:27,783
so I don’t have to dig around
457
00:19:27,832 --> 00:19:29,731
in your precious community garden.
458
00:19:33,218 --> 00:19:35,096
Get used to the truth bombs, ladies,
459
00:19:35,145 --> 00:19:37,159
’cause they’re about to start flowing.
460
00:19:42,087 --> 00:19:43,996
Oh, my God, there you are.
461
00:19:44,045 --> 00:19:45,641
I’ve been worried sick.
462
00:19:45,690 --> 00:19:47,735
You’re sick? Ew.
463
00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:49,599
Where’d you get those clothes?
464
00:19:49,805 --> 00:19:52,203
Oh.
They called it a gift shop.
465
00:19:52,434 --> 00:19:54,269
I charged it to your room.
I hope you don’t mind.
466
00:19:54,580 --> 00:19:56,562
And I’m gonna go by Baron now.
467
00:19:56,797 --> 00:19:58,109
It sounds like a king.
468
00:19:58,217 --> 00:20:00,414
This was supposed to be our trip.
469
00:20:00,463 --> 00:20:01,561
Can you hear yourself?
470
00:20:01,610 --> 00:20:03,524
You know, even if I was a human,
471
00:20:03,774 --> 00:20:06,759
that would just sound so sad
to say out loud.
472
00:20:06,807 --> 00:20:08,330
Bobo, please.
473
00:20:08,378 --> 00:20:10,378
I’ve been watching you my entire life.
474
00:20:10,427 --> 00:20:11,529
And you know what I see?
475
00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:14,661
I think you are a sad,
476
00:20:14,995 --> 00:20:16,268
little hermit,
477
00:20:16,317 --> 00:20:19,610
who is terrified of human intimacy.
478
00:20:19,823 --> 00:20:22,154
And you use your cat, AKA me,
479
00:20:22,203 --> 00:20:24,958
as an excuse to stay in Friday nights,
480
00:20:25,050 --> 00:20:28,215
instead of finding a real relationship.
481
00:20:28,287 --> 00:20:29,617
It’s sad,
482
00:20:29,665 --> 00:20:31,305
and I don’t like watching it.
483
00:20:31,354 --> 00:20:34,660
And you take me, a cat, to an island,
484
00:20:35,299 --> 00:20:36,836
to validate your delusion
485
00:20:36,885 --> 00:20:39,224
that you’re not wasting
your life, which you are.
486
00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:41,960
Why are you so mean?
487
00:20:42,211 --> 00:20:43,576
I’m not mean.
488
00:20:43,931 --> 00:20:46,668
It’s just, the truth hurts, food lady.
489
00:20:47,251 --> 00:20:49,018
Now I’m gonna go,
490
00:20:49,235 --> 00:20:51,883
and get rubbed down
by a man named Paolo,
491
00:20:52,037 --> 00:20:54,936
because he promised me
a deep-tissue massage,
492
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:56,848
and I don’t know what that is.
493
00:20:58,058 --> 00:20:59,567
Enjoy.
494
00:20:59,616 --> 00:21:01,361
Have whatever you want.
495
00:21:10,219 --> 00:21:11,585
Hi, Segundo.
496
00:21:11,745 --> 00:21:13,922
You, uh... you got a minute?
497
00:21:13,971 --> 00:21:15,923
I have a small favor to ask.
498
00:21:16,185 --> 00:21:20,885
Does it have anything to do
with your new girlfriend?
499
00:21:21,185 --> 00:21:23,157
Uh...
500
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:27,086
I’m old, mijo,
501
00:21:28,066 --> 00:21:29,974
but not blind.
502
00:21:31,007 --> 00:21:33,038
She doesn’t want anyone to know.
503
00:21:34,227 --> 00:21:36,476
I’m sure she has her reasons.
504
00:21:36,970 --> 00:21:39,759
But I have never seen Elenita happier.
505
00:21:41,743 --> 00:21:44,278
So, what’s this favor?
506
00:21:52,490 --> 00:21:53,879
This tight skin?
507
00:21:53,928 --> 00:21:55,655
It’s called a face lift and Botox.
508
00:21:55,704 --> 00:21:57,481
- I’m not even vegan.
- I had an affair,
509
00:21:57,530 --> 00:21:59,581
with my personal trainer.
510
00:21:59,772 --> 00:22:02,357
I just got out of jail... embezzling.
511
00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:05,572
- I hate organizing.
- And you suck at it.
512
00:22:05,665 --> 00:22:07,880
You’re literally the least
ambitious person I know.
513
00:22:07,929 --> 00:22:09,172
Well, just because I’m not ambitious
514
00:22:09,221 --> 00:22:10,676
about straightening garages
515
00:22:10,725 --> 00:22:12,040
does not mean I’m not ambitious.
516
00:22:12,089 --> 00:22:13,488
I was gonna join the Peace Corps,
517
00:22:13,537 --> 00:22:14,703
and you said that I had to help
518
00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:16,943
you launch your stupid company.
519
00:22:16,992 --> 00:22:19,184
Wait, where’s my baby?
520
00:22:19,233 --> 00:22:22,416
I’m sorry, you’re back
in the life you chose.
521
00:22:22,506 --> 00:22:26,065
No baby, no book.
No husband, no farm.
522
00:22:27,426 --> 00:22:28,918
Ashton?
523
00:22:31,201 --> 00:22:35,938
Breadsticks! Breadsticks!
524
00:22:36,562 --> 00:22:37,630
Hey!
525
00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:40,897
- You guys.
- Snorin’ Warren!
526
00:22:43,564 --> 00:22:44,632
- Now let’s see.
- Yeah?
527
00:22:44,681 --> 00:22:47,032
- Oh, hey, that’s good.
- Yeah?
528
00:22:47,582 --> 00:22:50,169
Elbows up. Elbows up!
529
00:22:50,218 --> 00:22:52,416
Stabilize the core.
530
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:55,414
- Loosen those hips!
- How do you stabilize the core
531
00:22:55,463 --> 00:22:57,351
and loosen the hips at the same time?
532
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,457
Focus, Javier, focus.
533
00:22:59,519 --> 00:23:01,517
Elenita is a strong dancer.
534
00:23:01,607 --> 00:23:04,502
- She needs a strong lead.
- I’m not sure about this.
535
00:23:04,636 --> 00:23:06,093
Then you will fail.
536
00:23:06,241 --> 00:23:10,655
Salsa is about passion, no doubt, eh?
537
00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:13,033
You have to meet her level.
538
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,774
Show her you have what it takes.
539
00:23:16,823 --> 00:23:18,544
Go again. Elbows up.
540
00:23:18,593 --> 00:23:19,867
All right, all right.
541
00:23:19,916 --> 00:23:21,705
Go.
That’s it.
542
00:23:21,983 --> 00:23:24,170
- That’s it, good.
- Like that?
543
00:23:24,219 --> 00:23:25,651
Yeah, yeah, like that.
544
00:23:28,729 --> 00:23:30,209
You got it.
545
00:23:30,351 --> 00:23:31,708
- Elbows up.
- All right, it feels good.
546
00:23:31,757 --> 00:23:33,198
- Elbows up.
- Yeah.
547
00:23:33,721 --> 00:23:35,162
Hello.
548
00:23:35,211 --> 00:23:36,894
- Hi.
- Hi.
549
00:23:36,943 --> 00:23:38,763
- Oh, my goodness, guess what.
- Hmm?
550
00:23:38,812 --> 00:23:42,506
I think Javier and Roarke are together.
551
00:23:42,672 --> 00:23:44,884
Didn’t you tell me they had
a thing a few months back?
552
00:23:44,932 --> 00:23:46,814
Well, yeah, but it was more of, like,
553
00:23:46,862 --> 00:23:49,255
a one night stand kind of thing,
but this?
554
00:23:49,303 --> 00:23:50,398
This is different.
555
00:23:50,447 --> 00:23:54,244
I mean, Javier is taking
salsa lessons from Segundo.
556
00:23:54,293 --> 00:23:56,268
And I’m pretty sure they snuck off
557
00:23:56,317 --> 00:23:59,071
into a storage room
during the party last night.
558
00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:03,030
Mm, clandestine meetings
in the storage room.
559
00:24:03,079 --> 00:24:04,595
Sounds exciting.
560
00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:07,224
Well, you know, there’s friend energy,
561
00:24:07,314 --> 00:24:08,886
but then there’s love energy.
562
00:24:08,935 --> 00:24:12,091
But there is a distinct
difference between the two.
563
00:24:12,139 --> 00:24:13,683
- Uh-huh.
- I think,
564
00:24:13,731 --> 00:24:15,410
that they have that love energy.
565
00:24:15,459 --> 00:24:16,748
Mm-hmm.
566
00:24:16,797 --> 00:24:18,874
Does it bother you
that she’s not telling you?
567
00:24:19,087 --> 00:24:20,904
I get it.
568
00:24:20,953 --> 00:24:24,386
You know, Elena doesn’t
really do vulnerable.
569
00:24:24,468 --> 00:24:27,218
And there’s nothing more
vulnerable than being in love.
570
00:24:27,267 --> 00:24:28,912
Even if she doesn’t know it yet.
571
00:24:28,961 --> 00:24:30,606
Hmm.
572
00:24:31,581 --> 00:24:34,707
Oh, I actually need to check
on my cat lady.
573
00:24:34,756 --> 00:24:36,522
I’m sorry.
I’ll see you soon, okay?
574
00:24:40,251 --> 00:24:42,104
Bye.
575
00:24:57,245 --> 00:24:58,832
Tough day?
576
00:24:58,881 --> 00:25:01,502
My cat thinks I’m a loser.
577
00:25:02,547 --> 00:25:04,945
He’s a cat.
What does he know?
578
00:25:05,579 --> 00:25:09,004
He knows I haven’t been
on a date since 2016.
579
00:25:10,545 --> 00:25:13,266
Well, that is a long time.
580
00:25:13,794 --> 00:25:16,878
Do you have any idea
what it’s like out there?
581
00:25:17,113 --> 00:25:19,679
Catfishers, ghosters,
582
00:25:19,727 --> 00:25:22,250
bread-crumbers, benchwarmers.
583
00:25:22,828 --> 00:25:24,540
The last date I went on,
584
00:25:24,589 --> 00:25:26,365
it turns out the guy lived in a van,
585
00:25:26,414 --> 00:25:29,840
and he just wanted to massage my feet.
586
00:25:29,888 --> 00:25:31,774
What?
587
00:25:31,822 --> 00:25:34,533
Bobo... I mean, Baron...
588
00:25:34,581 --> 00:25:36,912
Loves me unconditionally.
589
00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:40,223
- Hmm.
- Or at least I thought he did.
590
00:25:40,369 --> 00:25:44,228
It’s not only pets that can
love you unconditionally.
591
00:25:45,060 --> 00:25:46,847
People can too.
592
00:25:47,822 --> 00:25:50,137
But not if you’re hiding away
in your apartment
593
00:25:50,185 --> 00:25:52,260
’cause you’re scared of getting hurt.
594
00:25:53,053 --> 00:25:55,657
- You may have a point.
- Mm-hmm.
595
00:25:55,849 --> 00:25:57,898
You and Bobo.
596
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,366
Okay, you see him over there?
597
00:26:02,415 --> 00:26:04,090
That is Harrison.
598
00:26:04,184 --> 00:26:06,892
And I happen to know that he is single
599
00:26:07,008 --> 00:26:09,158
and, a cat lover.
600
00:26:10,053 --> 00:26:11,938
- He’s cute.
- Oh, yeah.
601
00:26:12,152 --> 00:26:13,988
There’s probably
something wrong with him.
602
00:26:15,996 --> 00:26:17,409
Probably, yeah.
603
00:26:17,458 --> 00:26:20,746
But, what if you just dip
your toe in the water?
604
00:26:21,005 --> 00:26:23,023
You know, have a little fun.
That’s all.
605
00:26:23,185 --> 00:26:26,292
- Come on, I’ll introduce you.
- Okay.
606
00:26:26,485 --> 00:26:28,569
Yeah.
607
00:26:33,708 --> 00:26:35,482
Hey, Harrison,
I’d like you to meet Andi.
608
00:26:35,579 --> 00:26:37,366
Jessica Warren?
609
00:26:37,575 --> 00:26:38,529
Hi, I...
610
00:26:38,577 --> 00:26:40,614
- You might not remember me...
- Hi, Ashton.
611
00:26:40,662 --> 00:26:42,145
Weird weekend, huh?
612
00:26:42,273 --> 00:26:44,015
Yeah, yeah, you too?
613
00:26:44,162 --> 00:26:45,855
I caught Dengue fever or something.
614
00:26:45,904 --> 00:26:47,433
My head’s all fuzzy.
615
00:26:47,482 --> 00:26:49,519
I don’t think I drank that much, but...
616
00:26:49,833 --> 00:26:52,379
seeing you really
turned around the day.
617
00:26:52,428 --> 00:26:53,991
Snorin’ Warren?
618
00:26:54,039 --> 00:26:56,236
- What a thrill.
- I never called you that.
619
00:26:56,614 --> 00:26:58,376
And I totally understand
why you fell asleep,
620
00:26:58,424 --> 00:26:59,686
in social studies class.
621
00:26:59,735 --> 00:27:01,873
Mr. Pinto was a living,
breathing Valium.
622
00:27:01,921 --> 00:27:05,005
He was as engaging as Jell-O.
623
00:27:05,053 --> 00:27:08,085
Water flavored Jell-O.
624
00:27:09,579 --> 00:27:11,033
So you wanna...
625
00:27:11,245 --> 00:27:13,137
Ditch the surf and turf dinner?
626
00:27:13,441 --> 00:27:14,794
And hang out?
627
00:27:15,929 --> 00:27:17,236
Um...
628
00:27:17,870 --> 00:27:19,888
Your wife wouldn’t mind?
629
00:27:20,131 --> 00:27:22,149
- Happily divorced.
- Oh.
630
00:27:22,350 --> 00:27:25,685
Uh, well, in that case,
631
00:27:25,733 --> 00:27:27,232
I would love to.
632
00:27:28,952 --> 00:27:31,080
- Great.
- Great.
633
00:27:43,404 --> 00:27:45,827
Andrea!
634
00:27:45,876 --> 00:27:47,577
You know that stuff from the faucet?
635
00:27:47,902 --> 00:27:49,986
It’s falling from the sky!
636
00:27:50,056 --> 00:27:51,876
Andrea, let me in!
637
00:27:51,944 --> 00:27:53,798
My cat fur’s all wet.
638
00:27:55,123 --> 00:27:57,618
- Hi.
- Hello, Baron.
639
00:27:57,712 --> 00:27:59,482
Hi, um...
640
00:28:00,284 --> 00:28:02,469
Maybe we can just hide under the bed
641
00:28:02,518 --> 00:28:03,899
until this is all over?
642
00:28:04,469 --> 00:28:07,843
Actually, now is not a good time.
643
00:28:08,575 --> 00:28:10,062
I’m with someone,
644
00:28:10,110 --> 00:28:11,769
and I’m getting a life.
645
00:28:44,591 --> 00:28:47,567
Are you ready to tell me
about Breadsticks?
646
00:28:50,317 --> 00:28:51,705
It was sophomore year,
647
00:28:51,790 --> 00:28:53,572
and after a field trip,
648
00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:56,383
everyone went to dinner.
649
00:28:57,635 --> 00:28:59,889
All the other kids were pigging out on
650
00:28:59,938 --> 00:29:02,005
calamari and mozzarella sticks,
651
00:29:02,053 --> 00:29:04,289
and, I lied,
652
00:29:04,430 --> 00:29:06,552
and said I was on a diet.
653
00:29:09,846 --> 00:29:12,809
My mother had been MIA for a few days.
654
00:29:14,236 --> 00:29:15,805
That happened a lot.
655
00:29:15,893 --> 00:29:18,999
And, there was no food in the house.
656
00:29:20,159 --> 00:29:22,295
Luckily for me,
657
00:29:22,821 --> 00:29:25,235
Olive Garden has unlimited breadsticks.
658
00:29:26,651 --> 00:29:30,504
Anyways, I helped myself,
659
00:29:30,689 --> 00:29:35,136
just jammed them in a bag.
660
00:29:36,954 --> 00:29:38,695
One of Janie’s friends must have seen,
661
00:29:38,744 --> 00:29:41,562
because as I was leaving,
662
00:29:41,610 --> 00:29:44,584
she unzipped my backpack, and...
663
00:29:44,632 --> 00:29:47,174
All of the breadsticks
came tumbling out.
664
00:29:49,581 --> 00:29:51,637
"Breadsticks" was born.
665
00:29:58,722 --> 00:30:02,093
You know, I froze my eggs, ages ago.
666
00:30:05,673 --> 00:30:07,834
I never even told Jessica.
667
00:30:08,266 --> 00:30:09,548
Why?
668
00:30:10,416 --> 00:30:11,878
I don’t know.
669
00:30:11,926 --> 00:30:13,622
I was scared.
670
00:30:13,898 --> 00:30:15,080
Really?
671
00:30:15,128 --> 00:30:16,634
Of what?
672
00:30:17,620 --> 00:30:19,074
Maybe...
673
00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:21,988
Changing things,
674
00:30:22,189 --> 00:30:24,292
changing everything.
675
00:30:24,521 --> 00:30:26,402
What if I can’t handle it?
676
00:30:27,533 --> 00:30:29,265
My mother couldn’t.
677
00:30:30,888 --> 00:30:33,203
And Jessica was there for you.
678
00:30:33,448 --> 00:30:35,680
You made each other feel safe, right?
679
00:30:36,024 --> 00:30:38,339
That’s what life rafts do.
680
00:30:38,581 --> 00:30:40,715
How is that working for you?
681
00:30:43,260 --> 00:30:45,344
This is what I know about this island.
682
00:30:45,738 --> 00:30:48,742
It wouldn’t have shown you
something that you can’t have.
683
00:30:50,326 --> 00:30:53,585
There is so much more
here for you, Tara.
684
00:30:54,033 --> 00:30:55,802
All you have to do is...
685
00:30:55,996 --> 00:30:57,579
Take it.
686
00:31:04,842 --> 00:31:07,047
Well, I have a confession to make.
687
00:31:07,095 --> 00:31:09,678
I had such a crush on you
back in the day.
688
00:31:11,063 --> 00:31:12,610
But you were captain
of the football team.
689
00:31:12,659 --> 00:31:14,443
You dated all the hottest cheerleaders.
690
00:31:14,491 --> 00:31:16,080
Well, more like they dated me.
691
00:31:16,128 --> 00:31:17,509
It wasn’t even me that they were into.
692
00:31:17,558 --> 00:31:19,990
They just wanted to go out
with a quarterback.
693
00:31:20,318 --> 00:31:22,495
Meanwhile, I was invisible.
694
00:31:23,058 --> 00:31:24,671
Not to me.
695
00:31:25,672 --> 00:31:27,146
No, you were so different
696
00:31:27,194 --> 00:31:28,692
from all the other girls in school.
697
00:31:28,741 --> 00:31:30,243
You cared about things.
698
00:31:30,458 --> 00:31:32,563
I can’t believe you noticed that.
699
00:31:33,392 --> 00:31:35,823
So, listen, there’s a prom tonight.
700
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,982
And since I didn’t have the guts
to ask you in high school,
701
00:31:39,030 --> 00:31:41,096
would you do me the honor, and,
702
00:31:41,276 --> 00:31:43,426
go with me now?
703
00:31:44,488 --> 00:31:45,860
Um...
704
00:32:14,878 --> 00:32:16,397
Hey, Driscoll.
705
00:32:17,298 --> 00:32:19,647
You really are rich, right?
706
00:32:19,696 --> 00:32:22,346
I mean, that wasn’t a lie?
707
00:32:22,415 --> 00:32:24,395
Mm, I’m loaded.
708
00:32:25,574 --> 00:32:27,311
Then I want to talk to you
about a business idea
709
00:32:27,359 --> 00:32:29,172
that’s gonna rock your world.
710
00:32:39,643 --> 00:32:41,213
Hey, buddy.
711
00:32:42,712 --> 00:32:44,469
I got your gift.
712
00:32:45,629 --> 00:32:47,225
Did you like it?
713
00:32:47,847 --> 00:32:49,931
I really did.
714
00:32:49,992 --> 00:32:51,713
Thank you.
715
00:32:51,862 --> 00:32:53,629
You were right.
716
00:32:53,678 --> 00:32:55,344
Thank you.
717
00:32:55,813 --> 00:32:57,534
I love you.
718
00:32:57,735 --> 00:32:59,311
You do?
719
00:32:59,359 --> 00:33:00,753
Of course.
720
00:33:00,802 --> 00:33:02,179
You’re food lady.
721
00:33:02,353 --> 00:33:05,443
Among my kind,
that is the highest honor.
722
00:33:05,641 --> 00:33:09,476
You feed me wet and dry food
and treats.
723
00:33:09,524 --> 00:33:11,443
Every day!
724
00:33:11,491 --> 00:33:13,344
And you tend to my latrine.
725
00:33:13,749 --> 00:33:18,123
And you always fill
the birdfeeder with birdseed.
726
00:33:18,491 --> 00:33:19,737
And when it’s cold at night,
727
00:33:19,786 --> 00:33:21,479
you let me climb on your lap,
728
00:33:21,527 --> 00:33:23,281
and cuddle.
729
00:33:25,077 --> 00:33:27,552
I am so happy.
730
00:33:28,392 --> 00:33:30,195
I want you to be too.
731
00:33:31,326 --> 00:33:33,697
You don’t have nine lives like I do.
732
00:33:34,425 --> 00:33:37,111
- Just this one.
- Oh.
733
00:33:37,326 --> 00:33:39,855
I want you to have the best life.
734
00:33:53,491 --> 00:33:56,335
Aw.
735
00:33:56,524 --> 00:34:00,146
I love you too.
736
00:34:00,457 --> 00:34:03,515
By the way, you’re on your own tonight.
737
00:34:04,384 --> 00:34:06,603
I’m going to the prom.
738
00:34:20,594 --> 00:34:22,311
What’s all this?
739
00:34:22,359 --> 00:34:24,030
I’m taking you to prom.
740
00:34:24,078 --> 00:34:25,761
Right here.
741
00:34:29,223 --> 00:34:30,767
Here we go.
742
00:34:30,815 --> 00:34:32,360
Beautiful.
743
00:34:40,722 --> 00:34:42,889
- Where’d you learn that?
- Segundo.
744
00:34:42,986 --> 00:34:45,935
- But I swore him to secrecy.
- Segundo, eh?
745
00:34:45,984 --> 00:34:47,299
- Mm-hmm.
- Hmm.
746
00:34:48,689 --> 00:34:51,287
- Well, thank you.
- You’re welcome.
747
00:34:51,427 --> 00:34:52,675
What now?
748
00:34:52,723 --> 00:34:53,962
Well, it’s prom.
749
00:34:54,010 --> 00:34:55,673
We dance.
750
00:34:56,648 --> 00:34:57,989
Let’s go.
751
00:35:00,557 --> 00:35:02,625
Oh!
752
00:35:03,911 --> 00:35:05,081
You know what?
753
00:35:05,129 --> 00:35:07,087
We may need a bigger dance floor.
754
00:35:35,370 --> 00:35:37,741
- What the...
- Hell?
755
00:35:39,590 --> 00:35:41,638
- Oh.
- Oh, come on.
756
00:35:43,742 --> 00:35:45,510
Pass the Rocky Road.
757
00:35:56,392 --> 00:35:59,131
We are so gonna get fired
for taking these.
758
00:35:59,258 --> 00:36:00,894
Worth it.
759
00:36:02,648 --> 00:36:05,389
Screw Janie and her airhead friends.
760
00:36:05,772 --> 00:36:07,041
We don’t need them anyway.
761
00:36:07,089 --> 00:36:08,895
Clearly they peaked in high school.
762
00:36:08,944 --> 00:36:10,891
We’re way cooler than they are.
763
00:36:10,989 --> 00:36:12,245
And better than them.
764
00:36:12,293 --> 00:36:13,920
Tara Bendetti,
765
00:36:14,333 --> 00:36:15,821
you’re my best friend.
766
00:36:16,029 --> 00:36:17,948
And I promise I will never hurt you.
767
00:36:17,996 --> 00:36:19,727
And I will always have your back
768
00:36:19,776 --> 00:36:21,335
no matter what, forever.
769
00:36:21,505 --> 00:36:23,905
Jessica Warren, you’re my best friend.
770
00:36:24,119 --> 00:36:26,212
And I promise I will never hurt you.
771
00:36:26,540 --> 00:36:29,040
And I will have your back
no matter what.
772
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:31,468
- Forever.
- Forever.
773
00:36:31,656 --> 00:36:33,705
- Okay.
- Okay.
774
00:36:37,509 --> 00:36:39,811
My God, those dresses were ugly.
775
00:36:40,443 --> 00:36:42,560
Those little geeks had dreams.
776
00:36:43,016 --> 00:36:44,743
They did.
Didn’t they?
777
00:36:44,792 --> 00:36:46,612
Yeah.
778
00:36:46,783 --> 00:36:48,197
What happened to us?
779
00:36:48,773 --> 00:36:52,177
Instead of pushing each
other to be braver, we...
780
00:36:52,602 --> 00:36:55,094
We stuck with what made us feel safe.
781
00:36:55,242 --> 00:36:56,930
Each other.
782
00:36:56,995 --> 00:36:58,527
We have to stop doing that.
783
00:36:58,995 --> 00:37:01,383
We needed to cling
to each other in high school,
784
00:37:01,432 --> 00:37:03,692
but maybe being each other’s life rafts
785
00:37:03,926 --> 00:37:07,221
kept us from learning
to swim on our own.
786
00:37:08,311 --> 00:37:10,199
I think we need to break up.
787
00:37:10,626 --> 00:37:12,223
Me too.
788
00:37:14,619 --> 00:37:16,523
- I’m scared.
- Me too.
789
00:37:17,744 --> 00:37:19,338
But I think we have to do it anyway.
790
00:37:19,387 --> 00:37:20,517
Yeah.
791
00:37:20,638 --> 00:37:22,895
And you’re gonna be
more than okay without me.
792
00:37:23,641 --> 00:37:24,872
Better than okay.
793
00:37:24,921 --> 00:37:26,758
I mean, you’re gonna be amazing!
794
00:37:27,112 --> 00:37:30,072
You and Ashton
are gonna change the world.
795
00:37:30,539 --> 00:37:31,722
You’re gonna be okay too.
796
00:37:31,771 --> 00:37:33,034
You’re gonna write that book
797
00:37:33,490 --> 00:37:36,640
and have a baby if you want to
798
00:37:36,740 --> 00:37:38,230
and build an empire.
799
00:37:43,095 --> 00:37:44,981
But first...
800
00:37:45,755 --> 00:37:48,170
We’re gonna rock this prom!
801
00:37:56,909 --> 00:37:58,494
Oh, look.
802
00:37:58,639 --> 00:38:01,244
Breadsticks finally made it to prom.
803
00:38:01,973 --> 00:38:04,907
I can’t believe I ever
cared what you thought.
804
00:38:10,265 --> 00:38:12,151
There’s your guy.
805
00:38:14,212 --> 00:38:16,207
Better get your ass
over there and get him.
806
00:38:17,344 --> 00:38:19,996
Okay, I’m gonna get my ass over there.
807
00:38:30,223 --> 00:38:32,262
Can business partners dance?
808
00:38:33,427 --> 00:38:35,036
- Hell yes.
- Yeah.
809
00:38:41,432 --> 00:38:42,801
Aw.
810
00:38:45,315 --> 00:38:47,183
Hello!
811
00:38:47,232 --> 00:38:48,429
Hi.
812
00:38:48,477 --> 00:38:50,560
You look absolutely beautiful.
813
00:38:50,765 --> 00:38:52,164
Thanks.
814
00:38:52,212 --> 00:38:54,461
Uh, do you see them over there?
815
00:38:54,792 --> 00:38:57,288
Yeah,
I think they have that love energy
816
00:38:57,336 --> 00:38:58,548
I was telling you about.
817
00:39:00,444 --> 00:39:02,865
You know, I’ve been thinking about,
818
00:39:02,913 --> 00:39:05,638
love energy, and friend energy,
819
00:39:06,066 --> 00:39:07,736
and us.
820
00:39:08,212 --> 00:39:10,764
- Uh-oh.
- I love you.
821
00:39:12,263 --> 00:39:14,516
But we have friend energy.
822
00:39:14,565 --> 00:39:17,626
- No, we-we, we are...
- We’re friends.
823
00:39:17,740 --> 00:39:19,164
We’re good friends.
824
00:39:19,368 --> 00:39:20,718
And I want more,
825
00:39:20,766 --> 00:39:22,500
and so should you.
826
00:39:22,971 --> 00:39:25,020
- Gina...
- Look...
827
00:39:25,369 --> 00:39:26,659
I get it.
828
00:39:27,202 --> 00:39:28,597
You’re new at this,
829
00:39:28,645 --> 00:39:30,527
and I was a safe space.
830
00:39:30,731 --> 00:39:32,893
But love should be a little scary.
831
00:39:51,787 --> 00:39:53,885
Pardon me, mademoiselle.
832
00:39:54,036 --> 00:39:56,054
Would you care to dance?
833
00:39:56,443 --> 00:39:59,355
- Gina just dumped me.
- Oh.
834
00:40:02,148 --> 00:40:05,593
Then, I’m afraid I must insist.
835
00:40:39,614 --> 00:40:41,251
Do you want to dance?
836
00:40:41,550 --> 00:40:43,047
Yes, I do.
837
00:40:45,233 --> 00:40:46,592
What is happening?
838
00:40:56,509 --> 00:40:57,988
Did you know about this?
839
00:40:58,098 --> 00:40:59,281
Of course.
840
00:40:59,330 --> 00:41:00,876
I know everything.
841
00:41:26,170 --> 00:41:27,590
What changed your mind?
842
00:41:28,694 --> 00:41:30,080
You.
843
00:41:44,541 --> 00:41:48,541
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