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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Sounds like I'm done here.
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It's probably that coach
from Carthage. Actually,
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I got offered the job. Wayne.
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Morning, George.
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I quit.
Come on.
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Is there a chance I keep my job?
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No.
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Then at least let me leave
on my own terms.
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All right.
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All right, almost there.
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I don't know about this.
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The last surprise you got me
is pressing on my bladder.
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Surprise.
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You got me an ugly car?
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No, I bought me
a family car.
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What about your Mustang?
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I traded it in.
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For this?
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That's what the guy
at the lot said.
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But you love that Mustang.
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Yeah, but there was no way
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I was gonna get a
baby seat in the back.
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Well, that's very thoughtful.
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And these things are real
safe, too. My mom has one.
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When I was little, she hit
an ice cream truck with it.
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I didn't even wake up.
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Is this a bad time to tell you
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I only liked you
for your cool car?
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You say that now,
but wait till
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you see how many
groceries we can get
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in the back of this thing.
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I can't believe you did this.
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It's a no-brainer.
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I want to keep our kid safe.
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Thank you.
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Hm. That was interesting.
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Oh, grow up.
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Grow up?
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I bought a car that seats 25.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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It's so nice that you're
joining us for dinner.
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Please don't make
a big deal out of it.
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I just said it was nice.
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You said so nice.
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I'm sorry.
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It's fine.
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Niblingo,
I have a question.
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Niblingo?
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He made it up.
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I coined it
because there was no word
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to denote the unmarried mother
of our niece or nephew.
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Sheldon, that sounds rude.
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Do you have a better word for
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the unmarried mother
of a niece or nephew?
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I'm not sure we need one.
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I think it's sweet.
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Kind of.
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Uh, what's your question?
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Thanks, Niblingo.
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I've heard that
pregnant women
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eat for two.
Does that mean
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that you need two
full-size portions?
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I guess Dad's pregnant then.
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One portion should be fine,
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considering the baby's
the size of a golf ball.
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Actually, according
to my calculations,
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the baby's the size
of a bell pepper.
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Although I could be off.
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When was your
last menstruation?
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You do not need to answer that.
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I was not going to.
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I'm real sorry about them.
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Wh...
I didn't say anything wrong.
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Neither did I.
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You were being overly nice.
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It made everybody uncomfortable.
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Who's calling during dinner?
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You know, twins
run in our family.
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It's not twins.
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That's too bad.
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It would double your chances
of having a remarkable child.
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Like me.
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Or a child that people like.
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Just eat your dinner.
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Are you gonna find out the sex?
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Yes.
No.
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No?
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I want to be surprised.
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I don't like surprises.
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What about the baby shower?
People are gonna want to know.
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Oh, yeah.
We got to have a baby shower.
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Remind me what a baby shower is.
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I got to go.
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Everything okay?
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That was Petersen.
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Something's going on with Wayne.
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What's that mean?
I don't know.
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Doesn't sound good.
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Did you know the
modern baby shower
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has history that goes
back to ancient Egyptian
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and Greek civilizations?
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Remarkable.
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What's going on?
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I don't know.
He didn't show up for work.
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I heard he was here.
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What's that about?
I don't know.
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Go away.
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Wayne, it's George.
Open up.
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I said go away.
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If you don't let us in...
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Tom here says he's gonna
knock the door down.
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Why you got to...
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Want a drink?
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I got vodka
and root beer.
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Ugh.
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Wayne, what's going on?
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My life is a lie.
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Gay?
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I don't know.
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We're gonna need
more than that.
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My marriage.
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My beautiful marriage--
it's-it's over.
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You and Darlene? No.
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You two are the happiest
couple I know.
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I mean, wh...
whatever's going on,
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it'll blow over.
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She's cheating on me.
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You sure?
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Oh, man. I'm sorry,
that's terrible.
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With my best friend.
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That's even more terrible.
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She was my world.
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Well there's no reason
to throw in the towel.
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I mean, you can
still get her back.
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She's having his baby.
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Well... Say something.
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What do you say to that?
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You really never
suspected anything?
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That's what you say?
You had nothing.
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Wayne, buddy, uh...
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Uh...
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No, I-I know it seems bad now,
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which it is.
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Which is why it seems that way.
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Oh, my God.
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Just... Just
leave me alone.
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Y'all can't fix this.
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What do you want to do?
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Oh, I don't know.
We can't leave him here.
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Let's take him
to your place.
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I can't do that.
Why not?
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If I took in every teacher
with marital problems,
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my apartment would
look like a firehouse.
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Fine.
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Wayne, grab your pants.
You're coming with me.
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I don't want to be around you
and your happy family.
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Happy?
Uh, couple days with us
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and you'll be glad that kid
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ain't yours.
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Let's go. Pants.
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Well, thanks again.
That was fun.
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Really?
Dinner with my family?
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My family
won't talk to me at all.
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So, I'll take "niblingo"
and a home-cooked meal any day.
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Well, you're
always welcome.
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I think there's
ice cream in the freezer,
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if you want to come in.
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I mean, I'm gonna eat it,
but you can watch.
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Thanks, but I got
to get to work.
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It's a laundromat.
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Doesn't it kind of
run on its own?
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You'd think that,
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but there's a lot
of technical issues--
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lint and such.
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Okay. Good night.
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Good night.
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Look at me.
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Just chipping away at the ice.
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Well, this is a wrinkle.
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Missy. Missy.
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What?
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An issue of social protocol
has arisen,
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and I need your input.
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What's he doing here?
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I don't know.
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But more importantly, would it
be rude if I watch television?
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Mom.
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What?
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Why is Coach Wilkins
asleep on the couch?
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No, the question is
can I watch TV
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with Coach Wilkins
asleep on the couch?
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It's a subtle but
important difference.
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Get out.
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Oh, hey, Tom.
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How's he doing?
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Still sleeping it off.
Mm-hmm.
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Morning, Tom. Mary.
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I just can't believe
Darlene would do that to him.
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Yeah, just...
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Right before the big game
Friday night.
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Think he can
pull himself together by then?
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How would I know?
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Really?
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A man's life is coming apart
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and you're worried about
a football game?
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Well, yeah.
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Can we take this outside?
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Do you mind?
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I don't mind.
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Do you mind?
I don't mind.
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We don't mind.
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Oh, listen, George,
I really need your help here.
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What do you
expect me to do?
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I don't know.
Get him coaching again.
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You gave him my job.
This is your problem.
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Well, you quit.
You were gonna fire me.
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But you quit first.
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Can we please
just focus on Wayne?
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I'm begging you, George.
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You know what a big deal
this game is.
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Don't know what the hell
I'm supposed to do.
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Okay.
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Thank you.
I owe you one.
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I'm not doing this for you,
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I'm doing it
for the kids on that team.
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What about Wayne?
What about him?
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And Wayne.
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I had Georgie go get
your car from the motel.
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Thanks.
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Trust me, going back to work
is just what you need.
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One thing you
got to remember,
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this story ain't over.
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We don't know how
it's gonna end.
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The only person that
can decide that is you.
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You are the hero of your story.
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You take the action.
You call the shots.
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You decide your destiny.
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That's the same speech
you gave at halftime
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when we were getting our nuts
crushed by Nacogdoches.
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And you remember what happened?
We came back and won that game.
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After their quarterback
dislocated his shoulder.
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You're not even
trying, Wayne.
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I am, you're not.
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Ms. McAllister,
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we don't have any insurance
information on file for you.
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Oh, that's all right.
We'll be paying in cash.
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Cash?
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In God we trust.
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You always carry
that much cash around?
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Do you think there's
just boobs in this bra?
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No, I mean, why?
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Well, the laundromat's
a cash business.
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That's mostly just quarters,
though, isn't it?
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Uh, yeah, but, well, now
we've got the video store,
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and I'm not real
big on banks.
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Because you lived through
the Depression?
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Yeah.
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All right, everyone.
Pencils out, books away.
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Let's get ready
to take this test.
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Mrs. Wilkins?
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Are you sure you want us
to take this test today?
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00:10:30,231 --> 00:10:31,565
Why wouldn't I?
268
00:10:31,565 --> 00:10:33,025
Well, you know,
269
00:10:33,025 --> 00:10:34,652
with everything
you're going through?
270
00:10:36,487 --> 00:10:38,948
Okay, we got your playbook,
271
00:10:38,948 --> 00:10:40,950
we got your practice plan, and
272
00:10:40,950 --> 00:10:44,036
you, sir, are ready to coach
some kick-ass football.
273
00:10:45,496 --> 00:10:47,081
Thanks, George.
274
00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:48,165
I really appreciate
275
00:10:48,165 --> 00:10:49,959
everything you've done for me.
276
00:10:49,959 --> 00:10:52,920
Coming back to work
was just what I needed.
277
00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:55,256
Happy to help.
278
00:10:55,256 --> 00:10:57,383
Coach Wilkins.
279
00:10:57,383 --> 00:10:59,885
What the hell did you
tell Missy Cooper?!
280
00:11:01,804 --> 00:11:03,347
I'll give you some privacy.
281
00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:07,768
Over in this aisle we've
got your new releases.
282
00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:09,645
Here are your action
and adventures--
283
00:11:09,645 --> 00:11:11,105
your Stallones,
your Schwarzeneggers,
284
00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:12,773
your Van Dammes,
285
00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:15,442
and of course we have a
whole row of chick flicks,
286
00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:18,404
known in the movie
biz as rom-coms.
287
00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:20,656
Do not enter?
288
00:11:20,656 --> 00:11:23,200
What's back there?
Oh, that? That's just
289
00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:25,452
some storage and
a bunch of machines
290
00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:27,913
that rewind the tapes
when people are not kind
291
00:11:27,913 --> 00:11:29,081
and don't rewind.
292
00:11:29,081 --> 00:11:30,332
Very cool.
293
00:11:31,083 --> 00:11:33,794
Hey, if you ever need any help
behind the cash register,
294
00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:35,671
I'd sure rather
be working here than being
295
00:11:35,671 --> 00:11:37,965
on my feet all day at the diner.
Mm, no.
296
00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:39,675
No, you don't want to do that.
297
00:11:39,675 --> 00:11:41,093
You're such a good waitress.
298
00:11:41,093 --> 00:11:42,511
It'd be a waste of your talent.
299
00:11:43,345 --> 00:11:44,847
Hey, Georgie.
300
00:11:44,847 --> 00:11:46,890
Officer Rutledge.
301
00:11:46,890 --> 00:11:50,394
Congratulations on your
expanding business empire.
302
00:11:50,394 --> 00:11:52,479
Thank you. Very kind.
303
00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:53,856
Hey there, Jake.
304
00:11:53,856 --> 00:11:55,149
Hey, Connie.
305
00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:56,900
I was just telling
your grandson here
306
00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:59,236
how much I love the new place.
307
00:12:00,404 --> 00:12:03,115
Mandy, let me show you
the kids section.
308
00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:09,204
Got all the Looney Tunes,
Flintstones, Fraggle Rock.
309
00:12:10,706 --> 00:12:12,666
What's going on?
310
00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:15,419
Nothing. Just figured
we're having a kid,
311
00:12:15,419 --> 00:12:17,212
we should be familiar
with the genre.
312
00:12:17,212 --> 00:12:19,840
Well, thanks for dropping by.
313
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,843
We need to renegotiate
our arrangement.
314
00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:24,261
Uh, and we will
talk about that soon.
315
00:12:24,261 --> 00:12:26,305
Meanwhile...
316
00:12:26,305 --> 00:12:28,724
Grab some Red Vines.
Show of good faith.
317
00:12:33,687 --> 00:12:35,606
You wouldn't
think it about Jake, but...
318
00:12:35,606 --> 00:12:38,525
he just loves a foreign film.
319
00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:39,902
Just stop it, okay?
320
00:12:39,902 --> 00:12:41,904
I know what's going on here.
You do?
321
00:12:41,904 --> 00:12:44,531
That creepy cop,
that trip to Mexico,
322
00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:46,158
all that cash in your bra.
323
00:12:46,158 --> 00:12:47,576
Y'all are selling drugs.
324
00:12:47,576 --> 00:12:50,037
We're not
selling drugs.
325
00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:51,413
So you're telling me
there's nothing weird
326
00:12:51,413 --> 00:12:52,414
going on back there?
327
00:12:52,414 --> 00:12:54,792
Oh, I didn't say that.
328
00:13:00,340 --> 00:13:02,216
Let's take a walk.
329
00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:04,969
Try and keep an open mind.
330
00:13:11,517 --> 00:13:12,977
Oh, my God.
331
00:13:12,977 --> 00:13:14,771
See? Not drugs.
332
00:13:14,771 --> 00:13:17,065
And that is the sound
333
00:13:17,065 --> 00:13:20,109
of a 22% house advantage.
334
00:13:21,194 --> 00:13:22,236
Is it legal?
335
00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:23,863
Yes.
No.
336
00:13:23,863 --> 00:13:26,115
Kind of.
K... Kind of.
337
00:13:26,115 --> 00:13:27,408
So, the police are in on it.
338
00:13:27,408 --> 00:13:28,743
A little bit, yeah.
339
00:13:28,743 --> 00:13:31,162
Silent partner, as they say.
340
00:13:32,163 --> 00:13:33,539
I know it's a lot.
341
00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:37,460
It's amazing.
342
00:13:37,460 --> 00:13:38,878
It is?
343
00:13:38,878 --> 00:13:41,714
My kid's going to
private school.
344
00:13:41,714 --> 00:13:43,341
You're going to
private school!
345
00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:49,055
All right, everybody.
Great practice.
346
00:13:49,055 --> 00:13:51,015
Let's gather round, take a knee.
347
00:13:54,102 --> 00:13:56,104
All right, Coach.
They're all yours.
348
00:13:56,104 --> 00:13:58,356
Thank you, George.
349
00:13:58,356 --> 00:14:00,108
Look at you guys.
350
00:14:00,108 --> 00:14:02,276
Young, strong,
351
00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:04,779
all your hopes and dreams
in front of you.
352
00:14:04,779 --> 00:14:06,364
None of you have any idea
353
00:14:06,364 --> 00:14:07,949
of what's out there
waiting for you.
354
00:14:07,949 --> 00:14:09,033
Wayne, where you
going with it?
355
00:14:09,033 --> 00:14:12,036
A team requires trust.
356
00:14:12,036 --> 00:14:13,788
Sure, you can
357
00:14:13,788 --> 00:14:17,041
count on your teammates
when the ball is snapped.
358
00:14:17,041 --> 00:14:18,376
But can you count on them
359
00:14:18,376 --> 00:14:20,044
when they're away
at a teachers conference
360
00:14:20,044 --> 00:14:22,922
with the woman you were gonna
spend your life with?
361
00:14:22,922 --> 00:14:24,173
Hmm?
362
00:14:25,967 --> 00:14:27,677
Okay.
363
00:14:28,678 --> 00:14:29,846
"Team" on three.
364
00:14:32,181 --> 00:14:34,851
I will not submit
to the procedures.
365
00:14:34,851 --> 00:14:36,519
That's Commander Data.
366
00:14:38,646 --> 00:14:40,731
He's an android,
but he aspires to be human.
367
00:14:40,731 --> 00:14:41,941
Which, if you ask me,
368
00:14:41,941 --> 00:14:43,317
is a step
in the wrong direction.
369
00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:44,735
I understand your objection.
370
00:14:47,488 --> 00:14:50,324
I don't know how he's gonna
coach the game on Friday night.
371
00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:51,534
Poor man.
372
00:14:51,534 --> 00:14:53,077
Can you believe his marriage
373
00:14:53,077 --> 00:14:54,954
falling apart like that?
I know.
374
00:14:54,954 --> 00:14:57,999
If it was gonna happen to
anybody, you'd think it'd be us.
375
00:14:57,999 --> 00:14:59,333
Ain't that the truth.
376
00:15:01,043 --> 00:15:02,420
Saw your wife today.
377
00:15:02,420 --> 00:15:04,130
I heard.
378
00:15:04,130 --> 00:15:06,966
You're smart to stay here.
She seems pretty mad.
379
00:15:12,513 --> 00:15:14,015
Okay, Wayne, we
got the ball back,
380
00:15:14,015 --> 00:15:15,349
what do you want to do?
381
00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:16,893
Kill myself.
382
00:15:16,893 --> 00:15:18,728
Come on, buddy,
help me out here.
383
00:15:18,728 --> 00:15:20,980
I can't, George.
384
00:15:22,607 --> 00:15:23,983
I just can't.
385
00:15:26,027 --> 00:15:27,028
Okay.
386
00:15:27,028 --> 00:15:29,530
All right. Stevens!
387
00:15:29,530 --> 00:15:31,574
Come on.
All right, listen up.
388
00:15:31,574 --> 00:15:33,910
Yeah.
All right, we're gonna run
the ball the rest of the game.
389
00:15:33,910 --> 00:15:35,369
Okay? Two hands.
390
00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:36,871
Nothing fancy. All right?
Yes, Coach.
391
00:15:36,871 --> 00:15:39,332
Let them pass,
let them turn it over.
392
00:15:39,332 --> 00:15:41,000
All right? Go.
393
00:15:53,095 --> 00:15:54,847
Hey, I brought some
pizza home, come on.
394
00:15:54,847 --> 00:15:55,890
Can't.
395
00:15:55,890 --> 00:15:57,767
Sheldon, there ain't no leaks.
396
00:15:57,767 --> 00:16:00,394
There might be.
I can't risk it.
397
00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:01,938
You want me to bring you
a slice in here?
398
00:16:01,938 --> 00:16:03,356
What about crumbs?
399
00:16:03,356 --> 00:16:05,900
Crumbs attract bugs.
Bugs bring disease.
400
00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:07,235
Give me the bucket.
401
00:16:07,235 --> 00:16:08,778
I'll watch for leaks
while you go eat.
402
00:16:08,778 --> 00:16:10,780
Really?
Yeah.
403
00:16:11,781 --> 00:16:13,074
Okay.
404
00:16:14,742 --> 00:16:16,869
But keep an eye above
the computer,
405
00:16:16,869 --> 00:16:18,621
that's the heart
of my whole operation.
406
00:16:18,621 --> 00:16:19,914
Got it.
407
00:16:19,914 --> 00:16:22,625
And the train set.
Go eat.
408
00:16:26,003 --> 00:16:28,297
Sheldon, where's your brother?
409
00:16:28,297 --> 00:16:30,383
He's in my room.
Don't distract him.
410
00:16:33,678 --> 00:16:35,972
Hey.
Hey.
411
00:16:35,972 --> 00:16:37,014
What are you doing?
412
00:16:37,014 --> 00:16:38,808
I'm on leak patrol.
413
00:16:38,808 --> 00:16:40,142
What?
414
00:16:40,142 --> 00:16:41,686
I'm babysitting
and it's the only way
415
00:16:41,686 --> 00:16:43,062
I can get my brother to eat.
416
00:16:44,522 --> 00:16:45,856
What's up?
417
00:16:45,856 --> 00:16:48,693
I just
wanted to thank you
418
00:16:48,693 --> 00:16:50,820
for how wonderful
you've been.
419
00:16:51,821 --> 00:16:54,240
Oh, good, you noticed.
420
00:16:58,035 --> 00:16:59,537
I noticed.
421
00:16:59,537 --> 00:17:01,038
Status report?
422
00:17:01,038 --> 00:17:02,790
Dry as a bone.
423
00:17:02,790 --> 00:17:04,083
So, I have time
for a second slice?
424
00:17:04,083 --> 00:17:05,167
Go nuts.
425
00:17:05,167 --> 00:17:07,128
Copy.
426
00:17:07,128 --> 00:17:10,673
If our kid's
weird, I'm ready.
427
00:17:11,799 --> 00:17:16,137
Final score, Medford 6, Tyler 0.
428
00:17:18,264 --> 00:17:19,348
George!
429
00:17:22,143 --> 00:17:23,311
Congratulations.
430
00:17:23,311 --> 00:17:24,812
Thanks, Tom.
431
00:17:24,812 --> 00:17:27,315
Feel like
doing this again next week?
432
00:17:27,315 --> 00:17:28,816
What are you saying?
433
00:17:28,816 --> 00:17:31,110
I'm saying
you got your job back.
434
00:17:31,110 --> 00:17:32,361
If you want it.
435
00:17:32,361 --> 00:17:33,946
What about Wayne?
436
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,328
What about him?
437
00:17:40,328 --> 00:17:42,204
He's got to be part of the deal.
438
00:17:42,204 --> 00:17:44,498
Don't you have enough
to worry about?
439
00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:46,000
He's my friend.
440
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,252
And if I want him
out of my house, he needs a job.
441
00:17:48,252 --> 00:17:49,712
Your call.
442
00:17:49,712 --> 00:17:51,088
Thanks, Tom.
443
00:17:51,088 --> 00:17:53,507
You bet.
444
00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:56,052
Hey! What...
445
00:17:56,052 --> 00:17:57,178
That's for firing me.
446
00:18:00,681 --> 00:18:02,224
You quit!
447
00:18:32,025 --> 00:18:33,360
Morning.
448
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:35,154
Oh.
449
00:18:35,154 --> 00:18:36,780
You're up early.
450
00:18:36,780 --> 00:18:38,574
You were out late.
451
00:18:38,574 --> 00:18:40,993
Uh, yeah. I was just, uh...
452
00:18:40,993 --> 00:18:42,077
I know where you were.
453
00:18:42,995 --> 00:18:44,246
Okay.
454
00:18:45,622 --> 00:18:46,957
Do we need to talk about this?
455
00:18:46,957 --> 00:18:49,877
I'm happy to just
enjoy the awkwardness.
456
00:18:49,877 --> 00:18:52,254
Great. Well...
457
00:18:53,881 --> 00:18:55,007
I'm gonna go.
458
00:18:55,437 --> 00:18:57,022
And I'm gonna watch you.
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