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Patty-cake, patty-cake, baker's
man.
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Princesses, please. Come to bed.
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I don't want to go to bed.
Can you please read us a story?
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OK, I will tell you a story if you come
Yay!
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I will tell you the story
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of how I became a queen.
Yay!
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A long time ago
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before you were born, this was
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an all female planet and there
was
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a beautiful space engineer by
the name of Katana.
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Wow.
And I was
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a fourth clone. Queen Zeeba,
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decided to take action and she
sent
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her best space warriors for an
exploration.
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She thought that maybe the male
gene
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could be found. One million
megadons ago,
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the small planet Vanisia was
struck with a terrible tragedy.
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All of the males on their
planet were killed
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when they went off to fight the
war of the Sana galaxies.
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Although it was awful, the
females kept the
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race going through cloning and
transplanting. They
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evolved into a superior race,
acquiring supernatural
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powers and skills and beauty
far beyond
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any species known in the
galaxy.
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Queen Zeeba.
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Settle girls.
Quiet! All of you, now!
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As you know, I've called you
here today to discuss the
tragedies of the war
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of the Sana galaxies. All of
the males from the planet have
perished.
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Now it's gonna take all the
bravery and courage of the
women of Vanisia
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to get over this stunning
conflict and I know that our
men were lazy and they were
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horrible warriors but they were
all we had. They're now gone
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We took them for granted, which
in turn, is causing you ladies
to climb the walls
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in search of the male species.
Now cheesy shops have strung up
offering male
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substitutes which are both
immoral and unsatisfying.
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So, I'm hoping that none of you
are planning on visiting these
brothels.
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Understand me? Good. Now is the
time
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to bring the men back to
Vanisia, either by force or by
their own
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will. Their choice.
Queen Zeeba,
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where shall we find such specimens?
Here we have the men
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from the planet Bootslack. The average h
Sounds
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good to me.
Me too.
Well, that's not the worst of
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it. Their ears are so huge that
they must carry them in an
unsatisfactory position.
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What does that mean?
What I am trying to say is
that they have to tie
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their eyes around their wastes
which makes it impossible to get
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to what we need most.
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So we will move on to the men
from the planet Marmaluke, out
here at the outer quadrant.
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And these men are extremely
brilliant. They are the perfect
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breeding height and just lovely to be ar
Great.
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The problem is that they eat
their food by slurping it
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through their noses.
Big deal. My ex husband
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ate like that all the time.
Silence! Are there any other
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possibilities?
Yes, there is one other
possibility.
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Planet earth.
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Keep your eyes on the road.
I was just thinking
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about Steve. That girl is
perfect for him.
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Definitely his type.
Steve can find his own tramps.
He doesn't need your help.
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Besides, what
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do you care wha Steve wants?
You got me. Keep your eyes
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on the road!
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Are you ready for the
competition tomorrow?
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I don't know Rayan. I don't think so.
Kat,
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you have to. You're one of our
top notch scientists.
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But Rayan, I don't really feel
like going.
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Come on. Our planet needs you.
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For you, I'll try.
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Thank you. This is gonna be so
much
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fun. I'll see you tomorrow.
OK, bye.
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What did I get myself into?
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As you know, I must choose
three girls for the mission and
it is most important
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that I choose the smartest, the
strongest and the most
sensualist. This is most
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important as we plan on bagging
the male species and bringing
our planet to complete order
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once again. So good luck girls
and don't forget to bring your
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arousals to new heights.
Galaxina, let the games begin.
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You should all be proud of yourselves gi
I'm glad you're moving.
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Now I don't have to drive so far.
Soon, I
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hope. Are you willing to help
me out financially with the
move?
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Not really, but I will buy you
a newspaper so you can look.
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Hell, Wendy, you can use some
of my furniture if you want.
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Baron, we have been dating for
almost a year and you professed
you want to be with me.
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Well, it's difficult for a
female in LA. I have my son to
think
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about, and the house.
You're into
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real estate. You're gonna make
great money. Beverly Hills
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Listen, next week, I'm gonna
make a couple of calls and get
you some great leads.
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What do you think?
I need help now.
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So, how's everything else been?
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It's been hell. Look,
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Baron, I want to know just
where I stand with you in this
relationship. You always have a
way
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of ignoring my emotional needs.
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Right now I need you.
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Really?
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I've been thinking about this
for quite some time now.
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And I want to spend the rest of
my life with you.
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So, let's make this official.
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Thank you.
Here you go sweetie.
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It's not from Cartier? Is it?
Huh?
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It's pretty.
Thanks.
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Julie.
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Who's Julie?
I don't even know a Julie.
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You didn't even buy this for me, did you
Yes, I did.
Tell me the
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truth.
No, I bought it for you. I
don't even know a Julie.
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You know what.
What? That's your ring!
Go to hell you phoney.
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Wendy! Great.
Don't ever call me again, ever!
You got to be kidding me.
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Yeah, Steve it's me. Listen,
can you
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call me buddy? I got bad news.
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Wendy left me.
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You were right. I should have
never given her that used ring.
That was really stupid.
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Anyway, I'm bummed. So call me,
will you?
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Yeah, Linda, hi. Baron. Baron
Von Benson.
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Oh yeah, been a long time. How
are you? Pregnant?
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Oh, listen I got to go. I just
wanted to
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Yeah, I got to go. Dammit.
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Hi, Jacky, this is Baron Von
Benson.
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Uh, could you give me a call
back at 310-
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555-6213. Bye bye.
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Hello Kitty,
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hi, this is Baron Von Benson.
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Hello. Kitty?
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No, ugly. Married.
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Hello Susan. Hello Judy. Yeah,
is Joanne there?
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Yuck. So when do you take back
off to school? Husband? Twins?
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Well congratulations. What were
you doing at the track?
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If your engaged? Bitch. I was
just calling to say hello, but
listen, I got to
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go. I got to go. Dammit.
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Uh, you have the
wrong
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number, but what do you look like?
Do you think
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Mr. Von Benson will ever stop
his playboy ways?
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Well dear, we've been with him
for over fifteen years.
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I don't think he'll ever grow up.
You would think at
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his age, he wouldn't be so
ridiculous about women.
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Aftter all, he isn't getting
any younger, but
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he insists on dating these
girls half his age.
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You know it's going to take
something out of this world
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to make him a happy man.
And now our
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final competition,
intelligence. We must be able
to outsmart
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any man.
Get mentally prepared ladies.
Question.
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if a man asks you to help him
solve a problem,
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what is your answer? Marianna?
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I would be of service and solve
the problem myself.
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Katana, what is your answer?
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I would pretend like I didn't
know the answer.
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And have my male counterpart
solve the problem any way he
wishes.
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And then I would praise him and
tell him how wonderful he is.
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Hello.
Hey Baron, it's Steve. What
are you doing?
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Oh, just finishing my situps.
Yeah, uh, listen,
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I called everybody I know. I
hope somebody has a good lead.
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So far, no dice. How about you. You got
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Why don't you throw one of your
famous art parties. That always
brings the chicks in.
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Tell all your guy friends to
invite all their best looking
chick friends and you're bound
to find
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something.
That's a great idea. Then
everybody will have dates and
be happy
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for the next two or three
months. You're brilliant.
Alright, I got to get going. I
got to get started on this.
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I'll talk to you later.
Yeah.
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OK princesses, go
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to sleep, and then we will continue this
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stop. I want to know what happens next.
OK.
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I will tell you a little more.
Katana was sent
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on a special mission to save
the planet's race.
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Rayan, Silica and Katana
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are the highest in their
categories and have been chosen
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for the mission. Our spiritual
blessings are with you.
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And our destiny is in your
hands.
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Now be on your way and remember
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Population pollination.
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Nice shot.
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You know, coming into work on
Monday. Make sure everything is
run properly.
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Thanks for the vote of
confidence. Listen, everything
is in perfect working
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order down there. I don't want
you to be disappointed.
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Dad.
You don't disappoint me.
You're my son. It is my
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job to guide you through life with my be
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Hey, I heard about you and
Wendy. What happened
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with her anyway?
That's her loss. Speaking
about women
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my best friend is a plastic
surgeon and I get that ugly
bump off
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your girlfriend's nose done at
cost. What do you think?
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Dad, you can't just go up to
someone and say hey you need a
nose job.
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Why not?
Because. Nice shot.
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Yeah, you're probably right.
Listen a few words of advice.
1. You gotta have money.
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That brings power. 2, you need
a huge estate.
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It gives you protection, and 3,
nice wheels. That gives you
class
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and style. One, two and three
will always give you four.
Beautiful
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women. Don't forget that son.
I won't dad.
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What do you really look for in
a woman?
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Well, I'm pretty picky.
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I want a woman who is self
sufficient but not too self
sufficient.
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I don't want her to think that
she can live without me, and I
want her
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to be of child-bearing age but
can live without those little
rats.
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If you get my drift.
Listen.
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Listen, I know you and I know
you always
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need to have a girlfriend. So
what are you gonna do?
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That reminds me Trev. Can you
get me some
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new hip music, whatever's popular nowada
Yeah, sure.
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Why?
Throwing a fabulous party on
the 15th. There's gonna be a
ton of women there.
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So I need some new tunes.
Yeah, no problem. Hey, I'll
even
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DJ it for you if you want.
You will?
Sure.
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You're a good kid.
Thanks.
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You're a great dad.
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Let's go pick them up.
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Hi.
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So you're into horses, huh?
Oh yeah.
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I love horses.
Say, you know anything
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about this place?
It's
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great.
Really?
Yeah, one of my buddies met a
girl here.
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He's living with her now.
He's living with her?
Mr. Von Benson.
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That's me. Thanks.
Carrie will see
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you now.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
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Hello Mr. Von Benson. How nice
to meet you. Why don't you take
a seat and make
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yourself comfortable and we'll
go over your application. OK,
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it says here you're 46.
Yes.
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Oh you're an artist. You want
more
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children and you're extremely
interested in finding a woman
to marry.
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Why don't you go through our
book Mr. Von Benson and see if
there is anyone in there that
you might find suitable.
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OK.
It says that the qualities
you're looking for is someone
down to
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earth, under thirty, slender
build, preferably blonde.
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And adventurous.
That one is fine.
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And this one And that one. Oh,
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look I'm having a party in my
home.
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It should be nice if you send a
couple of chicks...girls over
to my house so I get to meet
them
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like on a casual basis.
And what kind of party is it?
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Art. Art party.
Oh, that sounds nice.
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Um, I'm sure we can accommodate you.
And you're more than welcome
to come too.
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But I am married.
Thank you.
Welcome.
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I think the most important
thing is that we find you the
right woman.
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So, I have all your details and I'll be
Thank you for
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your time.
You're welcome.
Thank you for calling
beautiful people.
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Bye.
Do they have girls that look
like you in there?
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Um sure, they do.
Great.
Hello.
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Thank you for calling beautiful
people. How may I help you?
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You know Steve, I really miss
Wendy.
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Don't worry buddy. You'll get a
new girl to replace Wendy.
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Just like that.
You know, she was my perfect
idea
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what I had in a woman. You
know, one day, she exorcized my
libido for three
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straight hours. I swear to god.
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Oh she was awesome.
But you were her toy. Don't
you see that?
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Look, it was your own fault.
You should not be getting
involved with
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somebody who's still married by
the way. I always make that my
number one rule.
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You know, she was going to get
a divorce and she was going to
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marry me.
Wait just a minute. Time out.
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She had no intention of
marrying you. She thought you
were a cheapskate. You proved
that
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last night by the way. Besides,
you don't really want to get
married anyway.
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Yeah, you're probably right.
You didn't
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see this coming? Everybody else
sure did. She could not stop
complaining
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about the world.
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How about the time you gave her
that zirconian necklace on
Valentine's day?
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God, talk about stupid!
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Don't worry about it. Let's
find some new chicks.
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Yeah. see that's a you girl all
the way.
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Oh my god, that's definitely a you girl.
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pull this car over? Attack
buddy, attack.
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This is like the snatch capital of the w
Snatch-o-rama.
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Hi, can I help you?
Hello.
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I'm Baron Von Benson. I'm
having a little party.
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I invited the whole staff.
You're all invited all the way.
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I need to do some redecorating.
Do you have any experience in
that?
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Actually I do. I would be more
than happy to help you with
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suggestions. Um, why don't we
take a look at some of my books
here.
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And you tell me what feel you're looking
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What type of style you're
interested in.
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Uh style? Gee, I don't know.
Style.
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I got a great idea. Why don't
you come over to my Beverly
Hill's mansion?
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Take a look see and then we'll go from t
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like to, except store policy
prohibits us from doing sales
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outside of the store. So, I'm afraid it'
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you freelance. Buy everything
right here in the store. Get a
big commission.
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Think it would be a great
opportunity for us. I mean me.
I mean you.
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What do you think?
Wow, that sounds like a great
idea.
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Let me just run it by my husband first o
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Husband?
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Yes.
You're married?
Oh yes.
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I didn't see a ring.
Oh, I never wear it to work.
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It's so big and it sometimes
gets in the way.
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Oh yeah, I bet. Nevermind.
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Sir. Sir.
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I really don't think this is
such a good idea afterall.
Thanks for your help.
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What?
Come on Steve.
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Well, what happened?
She was married.
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So, that never stopped you before.
I told you
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to watch out for that pervert.
He tries to pick up on all the
new girls.
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Honey, he goes around to all
the stores in Beverly Hills.
Wait, let me guess. Did he give
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you the I'm looking for someone to marry
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Actually, he asked me to come
over and redecorate
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his mansion.
That's the scenario he always
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uses but everyone around here
knows not to even give him the
time of day.
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Well, I did tell him I was
married.
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So.
Oh, that's why he ran out of
here with his tail between his
legs.
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Exactly why.
I get it.
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Oh well.
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Queen Zeeba, request permission
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to take off.
Permission granted. Good luck
girls.
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Population pollination.
Population pollination out.
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Check her out Steve.
Oh my god, she is awesome.
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We got to
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follow her.
No, I'm not letting her get
away either. That one
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was fine. Whoo-hoo.
We got to
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go in there.
Let's go in and invite her to
your party.
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That way she can see the mansion. Chicks
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I'll make sure she sees the car.
Come here baby.
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Oh.
Customers.
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Come on.
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Baby you look great.
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I love her.
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Packing the charm.
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Bonjour.
Oh hello.
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Are you guys OK? Can I help you
gentlemen?
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Uh, oh,
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hi, I'm Baron Von Benson.
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Oh and this is my best friend
Steve.
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Hi.
Oh, oh, oh, um, is
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Jimmy or Evon here?
No, I'm sorry no, they're not
right now, but is there
something I can
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help you with?
Yes, I'm having a party on the
15th
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and I'd love for them to come.
I have an invitation right here
for them.
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Right over here I have an
invitation.
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00:24:54,933 --> 00:24:58,967
And look, there are two
invitations.
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One for you too.
Oh, well, I'll have to check
my calendar.
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Akmar!
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I'll make sure they get these.
Darling, how are the
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little ones.
They are wonderful.
Oh great.
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00:25:15,167 --> 00:25:19,233
Well, we have a great new
shipment in and I think that
you are going to
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love it.
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Thank you Jim.
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Call me when you can.
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Now remember girls.
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Everyone is counting on us to
find male specimens.
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Is everything in check?
10-4, ready
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00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:55,833
for takeoff captain.
OK girls. Vapor lock on?
That's a go.
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Vapor lock on.
Engines on.
Engines on.
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We got fire.
Prepare for liftoff.
Roger that captain.
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Hang on girls. Here we go.
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Hoo!
God, you scared
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00:26:20,067 --> 00:26:24,067
me.
Hi baby.
Hi baby.
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00:26:24,067 --> 00:26:28,200
Do you know who that guy is out
there? Do you
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00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:32,233
know who Baron Von Benson is?
Just another sleaze bucket
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who's trying to get his grubby paws on m
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Well yeah, but he just happens
to be the wealthiest American
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artist in the world. He made a
bundle in real estate
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and now he paints. Point being,
he's worth millions.
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00:26:48,633 --> 00:26:52,667
Can you say that? Millions.
That loser?
Yep.
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00:26:52,667 --> 00:26:56,767
Worth millions?
Yep and you could have him
wrapped around your little
pinky.
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He's got a lot of great
contacts too baby.
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Don't pass this one up.
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00:27:04,867 --> 00:27:08,900
Hmm. Now that changes
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00:27:08,900 --> 00:27:13,067
everything. Baron Von Benson,
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00:27:13,067 --> 00:27:17,067
here I come.
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00:27:17,067 --> 00:27:21,067
Oh.
The computer
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00:27:21,067 --> 00:27:25,167
will scan for the nearest male.
Until then, we will sit back
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00:27:25,167 --> 00:27:29,167
and wait.
Oh how I long for a good man.
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00:27:29,167 --> 00:27:33,200
I wonder what it will be like
when we integrate males back
into our society.
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00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:37,233
Are you kidding? It's going to
be fantastic.
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00:27:37,233 --> 00:27:41,333
Just think about it. Man all
the time, any time.
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00:27:41,333 --> 00:27:45,400
I just
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00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:49,433
quiver when I think about it.
Oh, we have to find
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the proper men, of course.
Of course.
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00:27:53,467 --> 00:27:57,467
I can't wait.
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00:28:01,467 --> 00:28:05,533
This is girlfriends of Beverly
Hills. This is Jed, can I help
you?
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00:28:05,533 --> 00:28:09,600
Mister Von Benson. Yes, yes,
how are you
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00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:13,667
sir. Yes sir. Yes, yes. No, no,
no, she doesn't
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00:28:13,667 --> 00:28:17,700
work today. I'm writing it down
as we speak.
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00:28:17,700 --> 00:28:21,700
Yes. No. I'll let her know.
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00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:25,800
How did I know? She's at
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lunch. I'll give her the
message. I'll give her the
message. I've given her all
your messages.
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00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:33,867
You just missed her. She just
stepped out. I'll let her know.
Thank you sir.
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00:28:33,867 --> 00:28:37,867
Thank you. Thank you sir. Thank
you. Goodbye. Goodbye. Good day.
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00:28:41,967 --> 00:28:45,967
Looks like a live one. Any
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00:28:45,967 --> 00:28:50,067
messages?
Yes, that moron has been
calling all day.
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00:28:50,067 --> 00:28:54,067
You know what, hold that
thought.
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00:28:54,067 --> 00:28:58,067
I'm going in.
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00:28:58,067 --> 00:29:02,067
Can I help you? What
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00:29:02,067 --> 00:29:06,100
a lovely tie.
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00:29:06,100 --> 00:29:10,133
OK, your total is twelve
thousand, five hundred
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00:29:10,133 --> 00:29:14,233
and eighty two dollars. How would you li
Here's my credit card.
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00:29:14,233 --> 00:29:18,233
Can you have this shipped to my house?pp
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00:29:18,233 --> 00:29:22,300
have it sent out this afternoon.
Say, since we're
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00:29:22,300 --> 00:29:26,400
getting along so well, how
about having dinner with me next
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00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:30,433
Wednesday?
Fantastic.
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00:29:30,433 --> 00:29:34,500
Perfect. I'll see you then.
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00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:38,600
Have a nice day. Ugh.
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00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:42,667
So glad I don't have to work Wednesdays.
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00:29:42,667 --> 00:29:46,700
This is some party you got
here. Thanks so much for
inviting me. This is Trixie.
This little cutie
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00:29:46,700 --> 00:29:50,733
is her twin sister Dixie.
Crowd: Trixie and Dixie!
They work for
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00:29:50,733 --> 00:29:54,767
the airlines. They're based out of Honol
Wow, thank you for flying the
friendly skies.
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00:29:54,767 --> 00:29:58,833
We heard so much about you.
Really?
We sure have.
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00:29:58,833 --> 00:30:02,933
What a beautiful home you have.
Why thank you.
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00:30:02,933 --> 00:30:07,000
Would you like to see more?
Could we?
Show these girls
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00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:11,000
ladies the rest of my mansion.
Be my pleasure. Ladies, right
this way.
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00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:15,100
Let me show you around. If I
can fix either one of you up,
let me know, OK?
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00:30:19,133 --> 00:30:23,133
Isn't she a little old for you?
Very funny.
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00:30:23,133 --> 00:30:27,233
Look at this place. We're gonna
have girls for the next three
months.
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00:30:27,233 --> 00:30:31,267
Plus I got them to sign in.
Guess what else?
386
00:30:31,267 --> 00:30:35,333
What?
I'm taping them.
That's a great idea!
387
00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:39,467
Oh my god. Hey, where's Elaine?
She didn't show up yet.
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00:30:39,467 --> 00:30:43,500
Oh who cares? Look what you
have done
389
00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:47,500
here you sly fox you! Look at
all the beautiful young things
here.
390
00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:51,500
You know, I really love your
motto that women are finished
over thirty-five.
391
00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:55,533
Yeah, words I live by.
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00:30:55,533 --> 00:30:59,600
I hope we find some cute
specimens.
393
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:03,633
i want a powerful, handsome
one.
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00:31:03,633 --> 00:31:07,733
A sensitive, loving species
would do it for me.
395
00:31:07,733 --> 00:31:11,833
Hey man.
How about that party?
Oh, it
396
00:31:11,833 --> 00:31:15,900
was a great party. God.
Find anybody that you really
like?
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00:31:15,900 --> 00:31:20,067
I kinda like those little twins. What wa
What, Dixie and Trixie?
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00:31:20,067 --> 00:31:24,100
Dixie and Trixie. God, they were cute.pp
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00:31:24,100 --> 00:31:28,167
they were cute. Listen, I put marks on a
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00:31:28,167 --> 00:31:32,267
But I really think we need to
hit some more spots you know.
We got to
401
00:31:32,267 --> 00:31:36,267
increase our options. What do you think?
402
00:31:36,267 --> 00:31:40,333
It's a great idea. I'll pick
you up in fifteen minutes.
403
00:31:40,333 --> 00:31:44,433
We're on fire.
404
00:31:44,433 --> 00:31:48,467
I don't know why we need to go
to the library anyway.
405
00:31:48,467 --> 00:31:52,567
is out here. Plus, you can't
really hit on them at the
library because you have to be
quiet.
406
00:31:52,567 --> 00:31:56,567
Good point. These girls are
smart. They don't go to school
for nothing.
407
00:31:56,567 --> 00:32:00,700
Yeah, you're right. If they're
smart enough
408
00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:04,700
for a good education, then they won't be
No more
409
00:32:04,700 --> 00:32:08,733
free handouts.
No more I need, I need that. I
love a woman
410
00:32:08,733 --> 00:32:12,833
who is independent.
Hey, I just thought of
something.
411
00:32:12,833 --> 00:32:16,967
If these girls are smart enough
to get an education, do you
think they'll be too smart
412
00:32:16,967 --> 00:32:21,067
for us?
Hmm. Good point.
413
00:32:21,067 --> 00:32:25,100
Whoa, check her out! I'll see
you in fifteen minutes.
414
00:32:25,100 --> 00:32:29,100
Excuse me miss.
Yeah.
415
00:32:29,100 --> 00:32:33,100
What a lovely folder you have.
Thank you.
Hi.
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00:32:33,100 --> 00:32:37,167
Hi.
What's your name?
Susie.
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00:32:37,167 --> 00:32:41,200
Where'd you get it?
It's from my boyfriend.
418
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:45,233
Your what? Your boyfriend?
You're old enough
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00:32:45,233 --> 00:32:49,267
to be my father.
Forget it.
Go pick on
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00:32:49,267 --> 00:32:53,367
somebody your old age gramps.
421
00:32:53,367 --> 00:32:57,467
How did it go.
Don't even ask. Let's go to
the beach.
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00:32:57,467 --> 00:33:01,533
Let's go!
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00:33:01,533 --> 00:33:05,533
Straight!
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00:33:05,533 --> 00:33:09,600
Hi. Now this
425
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:13,600
is the place to be. Hey, is this your do
426
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:17,600
So how about dinner tonight?
Oh no, I don't think so. I'm
sorry.
427
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:21,633
Keep the faith, OK? Keep the
faith.
428
00:33:33,733 --> 00:33:37,867
We will be traveling through
the Milky Way galaxy
429
00:33:37,867 --> 00:33:41,900
and then the Anton galaxy.
430
00:33:41,900 --> 00:33:45,967
Maybe we can find some male specimens th
431
00:33:45,967 --> 00:33:50,100
Let's get back to our posts
girls.
432
00:33:50,100 --> 00:33:54,100
Ready for lunch?
Yeah I am. Hungry as a bear.
Right this way. Hey man.
433
00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:58,200
Grab a seat. Hey Hon.
Hi.
The special drink recipe I
told you about.
434
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:02,200
Here.
Let's get the Baron's usual
drink. So what do you think?
435
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:06,267
I just hired her yesterday.
She's fine.
I love those little spinners.
436
00:34:06,267 --> 00:34:10,400
Your favorite kind
437
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:14,433
of spinner.
Speaking of which, what about
the love of your life?
438
00:34:14,433 --> 00:34:18,467
I must have called her fifty
times. She's never returned any
of my calls.
439
00:34:18,467 --> 00:34:22,533
To top it off, she never did show up at
I can't believe
440
00:34:22,533 --> 00:34:26,533
you put up with that crap. If I
were you, I would call her up
right now and give her a piece
of your mind.
441
00:34:26,533 --> 00:34:30,600
You're absolutely right. Give
her a little piece of my mind.
442
00:34:34,700 --> 00:34:38,733
Hello
443
00:34:38,733 --> 00:34:42,867
Elaine. Hi it's Baron. I was
wondering what happened
444
00:34:42,867 --> 00:34:46,933
to you the other night. You
missed a great party.
445
00:34:46,933 --> 00:34:50,933
Oh,
446
00:34:50,933 --> 00:34:54,967
you lost the invitation. That's
understandable. That could
happen
447
00:34:54,967 --> 00:34:59,067
to anyone. Look, I was
wondering if you would like to
448
00:34:59,067 --> 00:35:03,133
meet after work for a drink.
You would? I mean
449
00:35:03,133 --> 00:35:07,200
great. Great. Alright, I'll
pick you up around
450
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:11,300
seven o'clock? See you then.
451
00:35:11,300 --> 00:35:15,300
Alright. Bye-bye. Oh.
452
00:35:15,300 --> 00:35:19,300
Touch me. I'm hot.
453
00:35:19,300 --> 00:35:23,300
Oh you sure are.
I am so hot.
Moon glow, my favorite
454
00:35:23,300 --> 00:35:27,333
color.
455
00:35:31,333 --> 00:35:35,400
This is the best
456
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:39,500
booth in the house ladies and gentlemen.
457
00:35:39,500 --> 00:35:43,533
Right this way. Ow.
458
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:51,667
Would you care for some sake?
Do you like sake?
Sure.
459
00:35:51,667 --> 00:35:55,700
So how you doing?
460
00:35:55,700 --> 00:35:59,767
I've had a rough few days.
Sake.
461
00:35:59,767 --> 00:36:03,833
One for Elaine and one for
Baron.
462
00:36:03,833 --> 00:36:07,833
Thank you.
Thank you.
Enjoy.
463
00:36:07,833 --> 00:36:11,900
So, like I was saying, it's
been
464
00:36:11,900 --> 00:36:16,067
really difficult at work lately
and I've had very few sales.
465
00:36:16,067 --> 00:36:20,167
Plus, I need to find a new
place to live and
466
00:36:20,167 --> 00:36:24,200
I'm staying with my sister and
her husband right now.
467
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:28,233
But I have to move.
That's too bad.
468
00:36:28,233 --> 00:36:32,267
I don't think I'm going to be
able to see you anymore. There
are so many
469
00:36:32,267 --> 00:36:36,300
sharks. So many men are out to
take advantage of me.
470
00:36:36,300 --> 00:36:40,333
And I just need to get out of this place
Why would you want to leave a
place
471
00:36:40,333 --> 00:36:44,333
like Beverly Hills? It's a
great place to live.
472
00:36:44,333 --> 00:36:48,400
Well, I'm losing my place for
one.
473
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:52,500
But I don't have anyone to help
me. Plus
474
00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:56,533
I'm broke.
Oh,
475
00:36:56,533 --> 00:37:00,633
oh, oh, you poor thing.
476
00:37:00,633 --> 00:37:04,633
I got an idea. Why don't you
move in with
477
00:37:04,633 --> 00:37:08,700
me for a little while. Just to
get back on your feet.
478
00:37:08,700 --> 00:37:12,733
And I need a car.
479
00:37:12,733 --> 00:37:16,800
Listen, could you order us
something really cold to drink?
480
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:20,867
Like some crystal. I'm feeling
so parched.
481
00:37:20,867 --> 00:37:24,900
I've had a very long, long day.
482
00:37:24,900 --> 00:37:28,900
Steve,
483
00:37:28,900 --> 00:37:32,967
some crystal.
484
00:37:32,967 --> 00:37:37,067
So, you wanna come by
485
00:37:37,067 --> 00:37:41,100
and see the new place tomorrow?
I'd love to.
486
00:37:41,100 --> 00:37:45,200
Here's to my new roommate.
487
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:49,333
And here's to my new generous
boyfriend.
488
00:37:53,333 --> 00:37:57,400
I think we have a problem.
489
00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:01,400
Check the speed reactor.
It's not working.
490
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:05,433
Check the override button.
The override
491
00:38:05,433 --> 00:38:09,433
speed reactor is not working properly.pp
492
00:38:29,667 --> 00:38:33,667
Oh yes, what a beautiful
493
00:38:33,667 --> 00:38:37,800
home.
Thank you.
494
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:41,800
I'll take that.
495
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:45,867
Just think, you wake up to this
every morning.
496
00:38:45,867 --> 00:38:50,067
Oh, yeah.
497
00:38:50,067 --> 00:38:54,067
How would you like to be the
contessa of my home?
498
00:38:54,067 --> 00:38:58,067
Well, if I were the contessa of
your home,
499
00:38:58,067 --> 00:39:02,133
would you buy me designer
clothing and
500
00:39:02,133 --> 00:39:06,167
shower me with expensive
jewelry?
501
00:39:06,167 --> 00:39:10,233
Well, no, but I have a friend
502
00:39:10,233 --> 00:39:14,367
that's a jeweler and I
sometimes barter my artwork
with him.
503
00:39:14,367 --> 00:39:18,433
So, I'm sure I can work
something out in that
department, but
504
00:39:18,433 --> 00:39:22,500
until then, you stay there, I
will supply you with food and
lodging
505
00:39:22,500 --> 00:39:26,500
and you can work, save your
money and buy whatever else you
might need.
506
00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:30,567
Thanks.
507
00:39:30,567 --> 00:39:34,667
I'll think about it. Let's see
the rest of the house, shall
508
00:39:34,667 --> 00:39:38,700
we?
Certainly.
509
00:39:55,067 --> 00:39:59,067
Oh my god.
Uh oh.
510
00:39:59,067 --> 00:40:03,067
Red alert. Repeat red alert.
511
00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:07,100
We're going down.
We got a red alert. I repeat,
we got
512
00:40:07,100 --> 00:40:11,133
a red alert.
513
00:40:11,133 --> 00:40:15,200
Set controls for the nearest
inhabitable planet.
514
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:19,200
option?
Everyone prepare to land.
This is
515
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:23,233
incredible. Interior unknown.
Vibrations
516
00:40:23,233 --> 00:40:27,367
36 billion. Spiral
fluctuations, unknown.
517
00:40:27,367 --> 00:40:31,400
So, look at this. These fluctuations are
Gentlemen,
518
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:35,500
we got ourselves a UFO. That
means from intelligent life
from another galaxy.
519
00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:39,500
It's definitely the find of the
century. Track this. I don't
want to lose it.
520
00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:43,533
So, how does Saturday night
sound?
521
00:40:43,533 --> 00:40:47,633
My little hot mama.
522
00:40:47,633 --> 00:40:51,667
I'd love to Baron, but I have
to do something about my
financial
523
00:40:51,667 --> 00:40:55,667
situation. Don't forget, it was
your idea.
524
00:40:55,667 --> 00:40:59,800
You promised, and I'm relying on you.
525
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:03,900
Put your loader fly belts on. Brace your
526
00:41:03,900 --> 00:41:07,933
in?
527
00:41:11,967 --> 00:41:16,067
What was that?
I don't know. I got to go.
I'll call you later.
528
00:41:16,067 --> 00:41:20,100
Uh. Uh.
529
00:41:20,100 --> 00:41:24,167
Higgins. You hear that?
530
00:41:28,300 --> 00:41:32,400
Oh, where do you think we are?
I don't know.
531
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:36,433
Rayan, put your male membrane
scanner on.
532
00:41:36,433 --> 00:41:40,500
Silica, get your weapon.
Yes, commander.
533
00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:44,533
Let's go see what's out there.
How are those numbers?
It went down
534
00:41:44,533 --> 00:41:48,533
somewhere in Beverly Hills, westwood are
535
00:41:48,533 --> 00:41:52,600
go get the car. Let's go. Come
on. Let's go.
536
00:42:04,900 --> 00:42:08,933
Where do you think we are?
Hey look!
537
00:42:08,933 --> 00:42:12,933
We must be on planet Bootslack.
Get the male membrane
538
00:42:12,933 --> 00:42:17,067
scanner ready.
Yes commander.
539
00:42:21,067 --> 00:42:25,067
Girls, girls.
He's
540
00:42:25,067 --> 00:42:29,133
off the charts. I've never seen
anything like this before.
541
00:42:29,133 --> 00:42:33,167
Evidently, looks are deceiving.
542
00:42:33,167 --> 00:42:37,167
I'm in heaven.
Let's get a closer look.
Roger that.
543
00:42:41,233 --> 00:42:45,233
Aye chihuahua! Aye!
544
00:42:45,233 --> 00:42:49,267
Let's go.
545
00:42:49,267 --> 00:42:53,367
Help! Help!
What's going on out here?
546
00:42:53,367 --> 00:42:57,400
What is this a freak show you
little pervert? That's it.
You're fired. Get the hell
547
00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:01,500
out of here.
I'm never coming back here again!
Good. You can't be loitering
around my
548
00:43:01,500 --> 00:43:05,633
backyard. This is private
property. If I have to
549
00:43:05,633 --> 00:43:09,767
I'll call the police.
550
00:43:09,767 --> 00:43:13,800
Male, what planet are we on?
You're on earth.
551
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:17,833
Oh no, not earth men. We are
way off course.
552
00:43:17,833 --> 00:43:21,867
This is the most primitive planet in the
553
00:43:21,867 --> 00:43:25,900
But it does have a very large
population
554
00:43:25,900 --> 00:43:30,067
almost half of them are men.
But they are so
555
00:43:30,067 --> 00:43:34,067
emotionally inferior.
What are you talking about? I
realize us
556
00:43:34,067 --> 00:43:38,133
men aren't perfect earthlings,
but I resent those comments.
557
00:43:38,133 --> 00:43:42,133
I'm a very intellectual man and
I'm a gentleman. Let me
introduce myself.
558
00:43:42,133 --> 00:43:46,133
My name is Baron Von Benson and this is
559
00:43:46,133 --> 00:43:50,200
My name is Katana and this is
Silica and
560
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:52,200
Rayan.
Hi.
Can you help us?
561
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:56,200
Sure, what can I do?
Do you have any informational
562
00:43:56,200 --> 00:44:00,367
channel waves we may use?
I don't know. What are
informational channel waves?
563
00:44:00,367 --> 00:44:04,400
Of course, earthlings are
probably even
564
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:08,533
too primitive for that sort of informati
Do you have any computers or
books
565
00:44:08,533 --> 00:44:12,667
we can study while we're here to learn a
Sure, I got books, computers,
566
00:44:12,667 --> 00:44:16,700
a fax machine. I even have a
television with every channel
selection. Make yourself at
home.
567
00:44:16,700 --> 00:44:20,767
Come on in.
Female voice: We have a
special news
568
00:44:20,767 --> 00:44:24,867
bulletin. We have spotted what
is believed to be a
569
00:44:24,867 --> 00:44:28,967
UFO spacecraft. It is extremely
urgent that this vessel be
located.
570
00:44:28,967 --> 00:44:33,067
It is believed that the craft
has landed in the Beverly Hills
or
571
00:44:33,067 --> 00:44:37,133
Santa Monica area. All
residents are encouraged to
report any strange activity
572
00:44:37,133 --> 00:44:41,167
to your local police stations.
We now return you back to your
regularly scheduled
573
00:44:41,167 --> 00:44:45,300
programming.
Great.
How did they know we landed?
574
00:44:45,300 --> 00:44:49,333
The anti-detector force field
must have deactivated during
our emergency
575
00:44:49,333 --> 00:44:53,333
landing.
We will all be in serious
trouble if they find us here.
576
00:44:53,333 --> 00:44:57,467
What should we do?
We must continue our mission.
As soon
577
00:44:57,467 --> 00:45:01,533
as the spaceship is repaired we
will be on our way. Baron,
578
00:45:01,533 --> 00:45:05,600
may we seek refuge here?
I don't see why not.
579
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:09,733
I mean, it's the only choice we
have now. I have some
580
00:45:09,733 --> 00:45:13,800
guest rooms down at the end of the hall.
581
00:45:17,833 --> 00:45:21,867
Elaine, what are you drunk?
Why haven't you called?!
I know I didn't call you back.
582
00:45:21,867 --> 00:45:25,967
Look something came up.
Where have you been?
Listen,
583
00:45:25,967 --> 00:45:30,067
um, I'm not going to be able to
let you stay here after all.
584
00:45:30,067 --> 00:45:34,067
What? You promised! What's the matter wi
I realized I promised,
585
00:45:34,067 --> 00:45:38,133
You fucking...
I had some guests come in
unexpectedly and
586
00:45:38,133 --> 00:45:42,233
I'm not good enough?
I'm sorry.
No it's not!
587
00:45:42,233 --> 00:45:46,333
I know I know I promised.
You better not!
Please don't
588
00:45:46,333 --> 00:45:50,367
scream. Don't be mad.
I'm gonna be mad.
589
00:45:50,367 --> 00:45:54,367
Listen, I'll call you later.
Wow.
590
00:45:58,467 --> 00:46:02,467
Steve,
591
00:46:02,467 --> 00:46:06,500
I got a problem. Elaine is a
royal pain in the ass.
592
00:46:06,500 --> 00:46:10,633
That's not half of it, and
you're not going to believe
this.
593
00:46:10,633 --> 00:46:14,667
Three space girls have landed in my back
What?
No, I'm not kidding.
594
00:46:14,667 --> 00:46:18,733
I swear to god and they're
beautiful and they can read your
595
00:46:18,733 --> 00:46:22,767
mind.
And what else can they do?
I don't know what else they
can do.
596
00:46:22,767 --> 00:46:26,800
Look, my problem is, I don't
know
597
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:30,933
what to do with them.
First of all, don't tell a
soul.
598
00:46:30,933 --> 00:46:35,067
It could mean big trouble.
No kidding.
599
00:46:35,067 --> 00:46:39,100
OK, look, I'll be over first
thing in the morning and we'll
figure this thing out.
600
00:46:39,100 --> 00:46:43,100
Don't panic man. Everything is
going to be OK.
601
00:46:43,100 --> 00:46:47,200
I need you.
602
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:51,267
Space girls?
603
00:46:55,333 --> 00:46:59,400
Good morning girls.
Morning.
Have a seat.
604
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:03,533
Mary has made her fabulous
Belgian waffles. I think
605
00:47:03,533 --> 00:47:07,567
you're going to love them.
Where we're from, we stopped
ingesting
606
00:47:07,567 --> 00:47:11,633
food eons ago.
Yeah, we take pills for our
607
00:47:11,633 --> 00:47:15,633
sustenance.
Suit yourself, but boy you're
missing
608
00:47:15,633 --> 00:47:19,667
out.
609
00:47:23,667 --> 00:47:27,800
I don't want to miss out on
anything.
610
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:31,867
Me neither. Mmm.
611
00:47:35,900 --> 00:47:39,900
Don't even think about it.
612
00:47:39,900 --> 00:47:43,933
Delicious.
613
00:47:52,067 --> 00:47:56,067
You got my hair.
614
00:48:12,167 --> 00:48:16,167
Pie sir?
Absolutely.
615
00:48:16,167 --> 00:48:20,233
Why thank you Higgins.
No wonder no one
616
00:48:20,233 --> 00:48:24,367
answered the door. What in the heck is g
Just having a
617
00:48:24,367 --> 00:48:28,433
little breakfast.
Looks like breakfast is having
you.
618
00:48:28,433 --> 00:48:32,433
My name is Professor Pinprick,
I'm looking for a flying saucer
that crashed somewhere
619
00:48:32,433 --> 00:48:36,467
around here. I was wondering if
you seen it.
620
00:48:36,467 --> 00:48:40,567
Steve, I need to talk to you.
My pleasure.
621
00:48:40,567 --> 00:48:44,567
Baron, you want to explain
what's going on?
622
00:48:44,567 --> 00:48:48,633
What do you think? Didn't I
tell you?
623
00:48:48,633 --> 00:48:52,767
Wow, you're right. They are
hot.
624
00:48:52,767 --> 00:48:56,800
But are you sure that they are
the same as normal
625
00:48:56,800 --> 00:49:00,933
human.
Steve!
626
00:49:00,933 --> 00:49:04,900
I'm not really concerned about
their body parts. The problem is
627
00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:09,067
what am I going to do with them?
Look, I haven't seen you have
this much fun
628
00:49:09,067 --> 00:49:13,100
since what's her name?
629
00:49:13,100 --> 00:49:17,233
Oh come on, don't be such a
fuddy duddy. Just think,
630
00:49:17,233 --> 00:49:21,267
all possibilities of having an
all girl
631
00:49:21,267 --> 00:49:25,267
planet.
What am I going to tell the
neighbors?
632
00:49:25,267 --> 00:49:29,333
If anyone asks you, they are
from another country, like
633
00:49:29,333 --> 00:49:33,467
Nova Scotia.
Look, I'm serious.
634
00:49:33,467 --> 00:49:37,467
I don't want any undue
attention around here.
635
00:49:37,467 --> 00:49:41,567
I'm a very private person and I
want to keep it that way.
636
00:49:41,567 --> 00:49:45,667
OK, you're right. Your best
solution is to keep them
637
00:49:45,667 --> 00:49:49,700
under wraps until they can
split.
638
00:49:49,700 --> 00:49:53,800
We've got to make them blend in
somehow. You got to get them
out of those
639
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:57,833
outfits.
640
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:18,100
Oh no.
641
00:50:18,100 --> 00:50:22,167
What should I do?
Remain calm. Everything is
going to be alright.
642
00:50:22,167 --> 00:50:26,200
What's wrong?
This cop wants to give us a
ticket.
643
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:30,200
I can't get another ticket or
I'll lose my license. Not to
mention the fact
644
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:34,200
I'm harboring illegal space
aliens.
645
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:38,233
Hello officer.
646
00:50:38,233 --> 00:50:42,333
Driver's license, registration
and proof of
647
00:50:42,333 --> 00:50:46,367
insurance please.
Yes sir. What did I
648
00:50:46,367 --> 00:50:50,367
do wrong?
Speeding.
Was I?
649
00:50:50,367 --> 00:50:54,400
Oh no. I'm so sorry. You see,
650
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:58,433
I'm in a bit of a hurry. It's
my nephew's birthday today and
I sort of promised
651
00:50:58,433 --> 00:51:02,567
him I'd have the girls there
652
00:51:02,567 --> 00:51:06,700
to perform.
That's nice.
653
00:51:06,700 --> 00:51:10,800
Just how old is this lucky nephew?
He's
654
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:14,900
uh, 10.
That's nice.
655
00:51:14,900 --> 00:51:19,067
That's no excuse to speed!
656
00:51:19,067 --> 00:51:23,067
Especially on my beat. It looks
like
657
00:51:23,067 --> 00:51:27,133
I'm gonna have to write you up.
658
00:51:27,133 --> 00:51:31,133
Oh officer.
Yep.
659
00:51:31,133 --> 00:51:35,267
Oh officer.
Uh-huh.
I think
660
00:51:35,267 --> 00:51:39,400
you are very very hungry.
661
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:43,400
I feel very hungry.
You must
662
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:47,500
eat now.
I think I must eat
663
00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:51,600
now.
664
00:51:59,700 --> 00:52:03,733
You all can go. You don't have any ketch
No.
665
00:52:03,733 --> 00:52:07,767
No, I don't think so. Have a nice day.pp
666
00:52:07,767 --> 00:52:11,767
Thanks. You all have a nice day.
667
00:52:15,900 --> 00:52:19,933
Best damn ticket I've ever had.
668
00:52:19,933 --> 00:52:23,967
Well hello Baron.
Hello Elaine.
669
00:52:23,967 --> 00:52:28,100
How are you?
Great and how are you?
Oh, I'm
670
00:52:28,100 --> 00:52:34,533
fine.
What a lovely tie you have on.
671
00:52:34,533 --> 00:52:38,600
Oh, why thank you.
So, who are they?
672
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:42,700
Oh, those girls? Friends of mine.
What's with the strange
673
00:52:42,700 --> 00:52:46,800
clothing?
Well, that's the new in thing
where they're from.
674
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:50,800
Oh. Where are they from?
675
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:54,867
Uh, Nova Scotia.
Oh.
676
00:52:54,867 --> 00:52:59,067
I thought I would just bring
them in here to get some
Beverly Hills attire.
677
00:52:59,067 --> 00:53:03,067
Plus, you're going to get a
good commission.
678
00:53:03,067 --> 00:53:07,067
Well, gee, thank you. Um,
679
00:53:07,067 --> 00:53:11,133
let me know if you need anything, OK?
Sure.
680
00:53:11,133 --> 00:53:15,267
Thank you. Elaine,
681
00:53:15,267 --> 00:53:19,300
have you gotten in with that
wealthy tycoon yet? Everybody
in town
682
00:53:19,300 --> 00:53:23,367
knows he's after you. So what's the prob
683
00:53:23,367 --> 00:53:27,533
like a cheap suit, especially
when I told him
684
00:53:27,533 --> 00:53:31,567
I was moving to San Francisco.
Look,
685
00:53:31,567 --> 00:53:35,567
you know and I know that this
guy would love to get in your
panties.
686
00:53:35,567 --> 00:53:39,633
So what's the problem?
687
00:53:39,633 --> 00:53:43,733
He repulses me, but boy,
688
00:53:43,733 --> 00:53:47,800
do I love his money. If only he
didn't
689
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:51,867
have a bad reputation for being such a c
690
00:53:51,867 --> 00:53:55,900
He doesn't look like a
cheapskate to me. I told you
691
00:53:55,900 --> 00:54:00,067
go with him.
Well,
692
00:54:00,067 --> 00:54:04,067
you're right. I'm not done yet.
693
00:54:04,067 --> 00:54:08,133
I'll get something out of him.
You just
694
00:54:08,133 --> 00:54:12,133
watch.
You better do it soon because
those three friends of his
695
00:54:12,133 --> 00:54:16,167
are cutting into our action.
What is up with those three
friends of his anyway?
696
00:54:16,167 --> 00:54:20,233
I don't know.
Listen,
697
00:54:20,233 --> 00:54:24,267
I'm gonna go see if I can go
help them out with anything.
698
00:54:28,267 --> 00:54:32,367
Wow.
699
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:52,633
Fineto!
700
00:54:56,667 --> 00:55:00,800
Sven, you've outdid yourself
again.
701
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:04,800
Beautiful girls. You look very
beautiful.
702
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:12,900
� What is
703
00:55:12,900 --> 00:55:17,067
� it about you. I'm so drawn
704
00:55:17,067 --> 00:55:21,133
� to? Cuz normally
705
00:55:21,133 --> 00:55:25,133
� I'm not even like that.
706
00:55:25,133 --> 00:55:29,167
� You're so good to me
707
00:55:29,167 --> 00:55:33,167
� It's frightening really, and I
wonder �
708
00:55:33,167 --> 00:55:37,233
� to myself. Where does
709
00:55:37,233 --> 00:55:41,233
� this passion come from. It's
amazing �
710
00:55:41,233 --> 00:55:45,367
� that I let my heart
711
00:55:45,367 --> 00:55:49,400
� feel so much for you
712
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:53,500
� I can't explain it. I
713
00:55:53,500 --> 00:55:57,533
� get crazy around you. I feel
so �
714
00:55:57,533 --> 00:56:01,600
� alive.
715
00:56:17,767 --> 00:56:21,867
� I feel alive.
716
00:56:21,867 --> 00:56:25,933
� Yeah. Oh.
717
00:56:25,933 --> 00:56:30,067
� Alive.
718
00:56:30,067 --> 00:56:34,067
� Alive
719
00:56:38,100 --> 00:56:42,133
� Alive. Alive.
720
00:56:42,133 --> 00:56:46,167
� Yeah. Oh.
721
00:56:58,367 --> 00:57:02,400
I just love shopping.
722
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:06,500
Bravo. Bravo. Where on earth. I
mean,
723
00:57:06,500 --> 00:57:10,533
Vanisia did you learn to sing like that?
724
00:57:10,533 --> 00:57:14,600
of Vanisia sing like this.
Really?
We have all kinds of
specialties.
725
00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:18,700
I bet that's not all you can do.
Now, now Baron.
726
00:57:18,700 --> 00:57:22,767
I'll have Higgins make us some
dinner.
727
00:57:22,767 --> 00:57:26,867
Higgins!
728
00:57:26,867 --> 00:57:30,900
Earth.
729
00:57:30,900 --> 00:57:34,967
Did Katana find any males?
Yes,
730
00:57:34,967 --> 00:57:39,067
that's right. Katana found a
male, but
731
00:57:39,067 --> 00:57:43,167
he had made some very poor
choices in females. One,
732
00:57:43,167 --> 00:57:47,200
particular.
733
00:57:59,333 --> 00:58:03,433
That cheap old bastard
734
00:58:03,433 --> 00:58:07,433
thinks he's going to screw me over then
735
00:58:07,433 --> 00:58:11,467
And I'm sure he's got tons of it.
Oh yeah.
736
00:58:11,467 --> 00:58:15,533
All that valuable art work,
I'll never have to work another
day in my life.
737
00:58:15,533 --> 00:58:19,533
And if you play your cards
right,
738
00:58:19,533 --> 00:58:23,567
neither will you.
I can live with that.
739
00:58:23,567 --> 00:58:27,600
Did you bring your camera.
Did I bring
740
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:31,633
the camera? You stupid? Let's
go.
741
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:51,833
Do you see
742
00:58:51,833 --> 00:58:55,967
what I'm seeing?
Oh my god.
743
00:58:55,967 --> 00:59:00,067
Make sure you're getting this.
744
00:59:00,067 --> 00:59:04,067
I'm getting everything.
Wow.
745
00:59:04,067 --> 00:59:08,067
This is amazing.
746
00:59:08,067 --> 00:59:12,100
This is just what we need.
I sense others.
There!
747
00:59:12,100 --> 00:59:16,167
I think they saw us. Quick,
let's get out of here.
748
00:59:16,167 --> 00:59:20,267
Come on!
749
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:28,433
That was close.
Where's the camera.
Jesus! I must have
750
00:59:28,433 --> 00:59:32,500
dropped it when you yanked me away you b
751
00:59:32,500 --> 00:59:36,533
You know those girls back
there? I bet they're
752
00:59:36,533 --> 00:59:40,667
the space aliens that they're talking ab
753
00:59:40,667 --> 00:59:44,833
Right away.
Whoa, what are you talking
about? The police?
754
00:59:44,833 --> 00:59:48,867
I don't want any funny business
going on in my house!
755
00:59:48,867 --> 00:59:53,067
Well, you know what I mean. I
want those foreign chicks out.
756
00:59:53,067 --> 00:59:56,967
Let's go!
757
01:00:05,167 --> 01:00:09,267
Hey Sarge, we got this whacko
out here
758
01:00:09,267 --> 01:00:13,333
talking about some aliens or something.
759
01:00:13,333 --> 01:00:17,367
Send her in.
Right. Ma'am.
760
01:00:17,367 --> 01:00:21,400
How do you do ma'am. I'm
officer Downs. Why don't you
have a seat?
761
01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:25,433
So, what seems to be the
problem?
762
01:00:25,433 --> 01:00:29,500
I'm here to make a report.
OK. And your name is?
Elaine Cashbender.
763
01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:33,533
Elaine
764
01:00:33,533 --> 01:00:37,633
Cashspender.
Not spender. It's bender. B!
765
01:00:37,633 --> 01:00:41,733
B-b-b-b-b. Bender.
Elaine,
766
01:00:41,733 --> 01:00:45,767
Cash b. Bender.
767
01:00:45,767 --> 01:00:49,833
OK, what seems to be the problem?
I know where the aliens
768
01:00:49,833 --> 01:00:53,833
are.
Illegal immigrants.
Not the illegal immigrants you
769
01:00:53,833 --> 01:00:57,867
nimrod. The space aliens. I
just came from Baron Von
770
01:00:57,867 --> 01:01:01,867
Benson's place and there is
some stuff going on up there.
771
01:01:01,867 --> 01:01:05,900
I mean, objects were just
floating around and moving
around
772
01:01:05,900 --> 01:01:09,967
all by themselves, and we had
to hurry
773
01:01:09,967 --> 01:01:13,967
and do something.
Let me get this straight.
You're saying that there were
some
774
01:01:13,967 --> 01:01:18,067
strange space creatures at
Baron Von
775
01:01:18,067 --> 01:01:22,067
Benson's place? Is that right?
That is exactly what I just
said. There is weird
776
01:01:22,067 --> 01:01:26,133
stuff going on up there, and
stuff is just like floating
777
01:01:26,133 --> 01:01:30,167
around. We need to do something
about it.
778
01:01:30,167 --> 01:01:34,233
OK. Well, thank you very much
for your valuable information.
We'll get on it.
779
01:01:34,233 --> 01:01:38,267
Right away.
That's all you're gonna do?
780
01:01:38,267 --> 01:01:42,333
That's all you're gonna do?
Well, aren't you gonna arrest
him?
781
01:01:42,333 --> 01:01:46,400
Calm down ma'am. He hasn't
exactly committed any crime now.
782
01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:50,500
Has he?
What are you talking about?
Try aiding and abetting
783
01:01:50,500 --> 01:01:54,533
illegal space creatures! You
are just
784
01:01:54,533 --> 01:01:58,633
so worthless and you're wasting
my time.
785
01:01:58,633 --> 01:02:02,633
You Dunk'n Donut doof.
786
01:02:06,700 --> 01:02:10,767
What was that all about?
Get me the
787
01:02:10,767 --> 01:02:14,867
space lab on the phone.
Yes sir.
788
01:02:14,867 --> 01:02:18,867
He says we had lunch together.
789
01:02:18,867 --> 01:02:23,067
A toast to my new
790
01:02:23,067 --> 01:02:27,067
fabulous guests.
Here here.
791
01:02:27,067 --> 01:02:31,100
Silica,
792
01:02:31,100 --> 01:02:35,167
that's such a pretty name. It means glas
793
01:02:35,167 --> 01:02:39,267
planet Vanisia, our ancestors
are formed from elements
794
01:02:39,267 --> 01:02:43,367
and minerals. My ancestors came
from the lava fields.
795
01:02:43,367 --> 01:02:47,367
I'm both liquid and solid.
796
01:02:47,367 --> 01:02:51,433
And Rayan?
My ancestors came from electro
797
01:02:51,433 --> 01:02:55,467
magnetic fields. My intentions
translate into energy.
798
01:02:55,467 --> 01:02:59,467
Dare I ask what does Katana mean?
Oh yes.
799
01:02:59,467 --> 01:03:03,567
Katana means all. She has the
most special and
800
01:03:03,567 --> 01:03:07,600
beloved ancestry of all the
people on our planet. She has
the power
801
01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:11,700
of all the minerals and elements.
It was her ancestors
802
01:03:11,700 --> 01:03:15,733
that helped the tribes of our
planet recognize that we are one
803
01:03:15,733 --> 01:03:19,767
energy with a singular purpose.
Among the citizens of Vanisia
804
01:03:19,767 --> 01:03:23,800
there are many that believe
that Katana will one day be our
queen.
805
01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:27,800
Really?
It is much too soon to be
talking about things of this
nature.
806
01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:31,800
May I help you?
Yes, my name is Professor
Pinprick.
807
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:35,867
I'm here to see Mr. Baron Von Benson.
One moment.
808
01:03:35,867 --> 01:03:39,900
Please.
Mmm-hmm.
809
01:03:39,900 --> 01:03:43,900
There is a professor Pinprick to see you
Tell him I'm busy.
810
01:03:43,900 --> 01:03:48,067
Yes sir.
The nerve of people to
interrupt such a fine dining
811
01:03:48,067 --> 01:03:52,067
experience.
I'm sorry but Mr. Von Benson
is extremely busy. Perhaps
812
01:03:52,067 --> 01:03:56,133
you can come back another time.
This is a very important
matter. I need to speak to him
at once.
813
01:03:56,133 --> 01:04:00,300
One moment please. Gentlemen,
gentlemen, gentlemen.
814
01:04:00,300 --> 01:04:04,300
I'll have to ring you in.
I'm sorry to bother you.
815
01:04:04,300 --> 01:04:08,333
Mr. Von Benson, my name is
Professor Pinprick. I work for
the space
816
01:04:08,333 --> 01:04:12,333
intelligence agency. Do you
mind if I ask you a few
questions?
817
01:04:12,333 --> 01:04:16,333
Can't you see that we are in
the middle of dinner? This
better be important.
818
01:04:16,333 --> 01:04:20,433
We have reason to believe that a certain
819
01:04:20,433 --> 01:04:24,467
Aliens? Are you joking?
Where did you get such
ludicrous
820
01:04:24,467 --> 01:04:28,500
information?
We have a source.
Well it's an unreliable
source. I'm an important
821
01:04:28,500 --> 01:04:32,600
respectable man in this
community and I don't
appreciate you people wasting
my time with
822
01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:36,667
foolishness. As you can see, I
have guests. So, if you'll
please excuse me.
823
01:04:36,667 --> 01:04:40,733
Do you mind if we look around?
Make it quick and then leave.
824
01:04:40,733 --> 01:04:44,733
Thank you sir. OK boys.
825
01:04:48,767 --> 01:04:52,767
Uh-oh, you lose.
No, I think if you really
count this closely, it's almost
826
01:04:52,767 --> 01:04:56,800
fifteen hundred.
Here you go. Listen, that's
the end of that game.
827
01:04:56,800 --> 01:05:00,900
On a serious note, people are
starting to get suspicious.
828
01:05:00,900 --> 01:05:04,867
You're right. We must get the
ship fixed immediately.
829
01:05:04,867 --> 01:05:08,933
Silica, do you know what we need?
We need to fix the bilateral
830
01:05:08,933 --> 01:05:13,067
compact transmitter. Baron, do
you have access to a compressor?
831
01:05:13,067 --> 01:05:17,100
Would a food compressor do?
Perfect.
832
01:05:17,100 --> 01:05:21,133
That'll do.
I just happen to have one in
my restaurant along with some
other things
833
01:05:21,133 --> 01:05:25,233
that I can donate to the cause.
We could go tomorrow night.
834
01:05:25,233 --> 01:05:29,300
In the meantime, let's check
out my house for
835
01:05:29,300 --> 01:05:33,367
anything else you might need.
That's so nice
836
01:05:33,367 --> 01:05:37,367
of you.
Can I come too?
Of course you can come too.
837
01:05:37,367 --> 01:05:41,467
What about Katana?
I'll stay here with Baron.
838
01:05:41,467 --> 01:05:45,500
And fix the micro compressor.
839
01:05:45,500 --> 01:05:49,500
Remember, keep your
communicators open at all
840
01:05:49,500 --> 01:05:53,567
times.
Yes commander.
Hey Steve-a-rino.
841
01:05:53,567 --> 01:05:57,700
Be a good boy.
Yes commander.
842
01:05:57,700 --> 01:06:01,700
� And you don't know what it's
like �
843
01:06:01,700 --> 01:06:05,800
� to love a little lady
844
01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:09,800
� An alien.
845
01:06:13,833 --> 01:06:17,900
Hi.
Hi.
846
01:06:17,900 --> 01:06:22,067
How long you been there?
I heard
847
01:06:22,067 --> 01:06:26,100
you singing so I thought I'd
come in. What's that?
848
01:06:26,100 --> 01:06:30,133
I'm shaving.
Oh.
Don't you shave. In Vanisia?
849
01:06:30,133 --> 01:06:34,200
No. We take pills every six
months.
850
01:06:34,200 --> 01:06:38,233
Really?
Here on earth, us men
earthlings,
851
01:06:38,233 --> 01:06:42,300
we have to shave. You know
what? I've had this mustache
852
01:06:42,300 --> 01:06:46,400
since my sophomore year at
Stamford.
853
01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:50,400
I'm gonna shave this baby off.
Shave that baby off.
Shave this
854
01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:54,400
baby off!
855
01:07:18,767 --> 01:07:22,833
Good morning.
Good morning.
Wow.
856
01:07:22,833 --> 01:07:26,900
I've never ever experienced anything lik
Neither
857
01:07:26,900 --> 01:07:30,900
have I.
What do you mean?
When I was very young, all
858
01:07:30,900 --> 01:07:35,067
our men were killed off by war.
You're the first man I've ever
been
859
01:07:35,067 --> 01:07:39,067
with.
You were a virgin? Wow
860
01:07:39,067 --> 01:07:43,133
I feel like alive. I feel like
861
01:07:43,133 --> 01:07:47,267
a million bucks.
You look like a million bucks.
I do?
862
01:07:47,267 --> 01:07:51,333
Take a look at yourself.
863
01:07:51,333 --> 01:07:55,367
Where's my gray? What's this
864
01:07:55,367 --> 01:07:59,433
all about?
On our planet, when we make
love,
865
01:07:59,433 --> 01:08:03,467
Yeah.
They regenerate 10 to 15 years.
866
01:08:03,467 --> 01:08:07,467
Depending on how intense the
love is.
867
01:08:07,467 --> 01:08:11,567
Well, I say we must be doing
pretty good because
868
01:08:11,567 --> 01:08:15,633
I look great! Wait
until I
869
01:08:15,633 --> 01:08:19,767
tell Steve about it.
870
01:08:19,767 --> 01:08:23,800
Why did she choose Baron?
871
01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:27,867
Because he was a good
872
01:08:27,867 --> 01:08:31,900
man at heart and living without
male species
873
01:08:31,900 --> 01:08:35,933
is just incomplete. As our
874
01:08:35,933 --> 01:08:40,067
female planet discovered.
I wanna know what happened
875
01:08:40,067 --> 01:08:44,100
come on!
OK.
876
01:08:44,100 --> 01:08:48,167
I will tell you just a little more.
Yay!
877
01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:04,333
Telephone.
878
01:09:04,333 --> 01:09:08,333
Hello.
Hey Steve, how you doing?
879
01:09:08,333 --> 01:09:12,400
It's going great over here. We
are working extra hard.
880
01:09:12,400 --> 01:09:16,500
Perfect. Katana and I will meet
you at the grill at
881
01:09:16,500 --> 01:09:20,600
nine o'clock tonight, OK?
Okie Dokie.
882
01:09:20,600 --> 01:09:24,633
Gotta get back to work now. See
you tonight.
883
01:09:24,633 --> 01:09:28,700
Easy on the tootsie.
884
01:09:28,700 --> 01:09:32,700
Hi guys.
Wow, you look
885
01:09:32,700 --> 01:09:36,767
great!
I feel great all because of
this beautiful girl right here.
886
01:09:36,767 --> 01:09:40,767
Oh, by the way girls, I got the scanner
Great.
887
01:09:40,767 --> 01:09:44,767
That means we'll be leaving
soon.
888
01:09:44,767 --> 01:09:48,867
Mr. Patise, the singer up and
quit. I don't
889
01:09:48,867 --> 01:09:52,900
know what to do sir.
Are you kidding? What am I
going to do now? Everyone
expects singing.
890
01:09:52,900 --> 01:09:57,067
I've got lady Elsa and her
grand society club here.
891
01:09:57,067 --> 01:10:01,100
I'm sorry sir. I really don't know what
892
01:10:01,100 --> 01:10:05,233
not let the girls sing? They
have the most enchanting voices
I've ever heard.
893
01:10:05,233 --> 01:10:09,267
Would you?
Please put your hands together
for
894
01:10:09,267 --> 01:10:13,367
the Vanisians!
895
01:10:17,367 --> 01:10:21,433
� What
896
01:10:21,433 --> 01:10:25,467
� is it about you. I'm so
897
01:10:25,467 --> 01:10:29,467
� drawn to? Cuz normally
898
01:10:29,467 --> 01:10:33,467
� I'm not even like that.
899
01:10:33,467 --> 01:10:37,500
� You make me laugh inside. Make
me laugh �
900
01:10:37,500 --> 01:10:41,533
� at life. It's amazing.
901
01:10:41,533 --> 01:10:45,633
� that I let my heart
902
01:10:45,633 --> 01:10:49,667
� feel so much for you
903
01:10:49,667 --> 01:10:53,733
� I can't explain it
904
01:10:53,733 --> 01:10:57,767
� I get crazy around you.
905
01:10:57,767 --> 01:11:01,867
� I feel so alive.
906
01:11:17,933 --> 01:11:21,967
� I feel alive.
907
01:11:21,967 --> 01:11:26,067
� Yeah. Oh.
908
01:11:26,067 --> 01:11:30,067
� Alive.
909
01:11:30,067 --> 01:11:34,133
� Oh
910
01:11:34,133 --> 01:11:38,133
� Alive.
911
01:11:38,133 --> 01:11:42,167
� Oh.
912
01:11:42,167 --> 01:11:46,167
� Alive. Alive.
913
01:11:46,167 --> 01:11:50,200
� Yeah. Oh.
914
01:12:06,367 --> 01:12:10,433
Lady Elsa.
Baron how are you. Good to see
you.
915
01:12:10,433 --> 01:12:14,567
Thank you for coming.
It's my pleasure. Thanks for
inviting me.
916
01:12:14,567 --> 01:12:18,567
I hope you enjoyed it. Lady Elsa, his is
917
01:12:18,567 --> 01:12:22,600
This is Silica.
Silica, how beautiful.
Last but not least, this
918
01:12:22,600 --> 01:12:26,700
is Rayan.
Rayan, how are you?
Great.
919
01:12:26,700 --> 01:12:30,800
Baron, we don't have the
entertainment set for the
fundraiser at your home.
920
01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:34,833
Do you think.
We'd love to.
You bet.
921
01:12:34,833 --> 01:12:38,867
My pleasure.
Thank you so much. This is
gonna make our
922
01:12:38,867 --> 01:12:42,967
goal.
923
01:12:42,967 --> 01:12:47,067
Here's the compressor I
promised you.
924
01:12:47,067 --> 01:12:51,133
Great!
Oh and
925
01:12:51,133 --> 01:12:55,133
the vice grip.
Oh.
926
01:12:55,133 --> 01:12:59,200
What's that?
927
01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:03,300
What?
That pink glow?
928
01:13:03,300 --> 01:13:07,300
It's just a good feeling.
A feeling?
Yeah.
929
01:13:07,300 --> 01:13:11,367
You know.
No, I don't.
930
01:13:11,367 --> 01:13:15,467
Don't understand.
Yes you do.
931
01:13:15,467 --> 01:13:21,867
But now,
932
01:13:21,867 --> 01:13:25,900
we must put good feelings aside
and get back to work. The
commander
933
01:13:25,900 --> 01:13:29,967
I'll get a soldering iron.
Roger that.
934
01:13:29,967 --> 01:13:34,067
Is that who I think it is? I'll
be right back.
935
01:13:34,067 --> 01:13:38,067
Hey.
I'll see you later.
936
01:13:42,167 --> 01:13:46,233
Well, well, well, if it isn't
937
01:13:46,233 --> 01:13:50,300
the new and improved Baron.
938
01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:58,433
Thank god we have the gamma part.
Luckily, I brought a spare.
939
01:13:58,433 --> 01:14:02,500
What is our
940
01:14:02,500 --> 01:14:06,567
reading?
6560.
941
01:14:06,567 --> 01:14:10,567
copy that.
All we need to do
942
01:14:10,567 --> 01:14:14,567
is solder the gamma right
there.
943
01:14:14,567 --> 01:14:18,567
And we will be good to go.
944
01:14:18,567 --> 01:14:22,633
Where is he?
945
01:14:22,633 --> 01:14:26,633
Rayan?
I'll be right there.
946
01:14:26,633 --> 01:14:30,700
I just love what you did to
947
01:14:30,700 --> 01:14:34,833
your hair. So why haven't you
called sweetie?
948
01:14:34,833 --> 01:14:38,867
Well, I've been involved with
my guests.
949
01:14:38,867 --> 01:14:42,867
Speaking of which. I know
what's going on
950
01:14:42,867 --> 01:14:46,867
in that mansion of yours and
I'm gonna make sure everybody
951
01:14:46,867 --> 01:14:50,867
else knows too.
952
01:14:50,867 --> 01:14:54,900
Wow.
953
01:14:54,900 --> 01:14:58,933
The important gamma part.
954
01:14:58,933 --> 01:15:03,067
I realize
955
01:15:03,067 --> 01:15:07,067
we didn't click but if you
think you can blackmail me,
956
01:15:07,067 --> 01:15:11,067
you have another thing coming.
Fine.
957
01:15:11,067 --> 01:15:15,100
Everybody, I have an
announcement to make.
958
01:15:15,100 --> 01:15:19,167
Where's the gamma part?
I thought you had it.
959
01:15:19,167 --> 01:15:23,167
There it is.
What are you doing? That
belongs to us!
960
01:15:23,167 --> 01:15:27,200
Stop!
Baron Von Benson here
961
01:15:27,200 --> 01:15:31,233
Shut up. Get down.
962
01:15:31,233 --> 01:15:35,267
What are you gonna do about is?
963
01:15:39,267 --> 01:15:43,367
Quick, this woman is having a
cranial
964
01:15:43,367 --> 01:15:47,367
seizure. Call the paramedics.
965
01:15:47,367 --> 01:15:51,433
That little gorkin.
What are we going to do
966
01:15:51,433 --> 01:15:55,467
now?
Come on.
What is she, an epileptic?
967
01:15:55,467 --> 01:15:59,567
She's been acting really
strange lately. I think she's on
968
01:15:59,567 --> 01:16:03,567
drugs.
We got to get a restraint
chair.
969
01:16:03,567 --> 01:16:07,600
alien.
970
01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:11,600
People, please, clear out of
the way.
971
01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:15,733
Give us some room here. Coming
through here people. Please.
972
01:16:15,733 --> 01:16:19,867
Kat, her sidekick
973
01:16:19,867 --> 01:16:23,933
stole the gamma.
Oh no, we gotta get it back.
Baron,
974
01:16:23,933 --> 01:16:27,967
what should we do?
Don't worry. We'll get it back
from that little peon.
975
01:16:27,967 --> 01:16:32,100
Let's go.
976
01:16:32,100 --> 01:16:36,333
Mr. Von Benson,
977
01:16:36,333 --> 01:16:40,433
you girls can't come back here.
978
01:16:40,433 --> 01:16:44,533
I believe you have something of ours.
I'm afraid I don't know what
you're talking about.
979
01:16:44,533 --> 01:16:48,600
I'm afraid you do.
No,
980
01:16:48,600 --> 01:16:52,667
I don't.
Yes you
981
01:16:52,667 --> 01:16:56,733
do.
982
01:16:56,733 --> 01:17:00,833
Oh, she has it. She took it this morning
Who?
983
01:17:00,833 --> 01:17:04,767
Elaine. She took it to the Nasa
lab. Oh, don't do that again.
984
01:17:04,767 --> 01:17:08,800
Let's go.
Wow, what the
985
01:17:08,800 --> 01:17:12,867
hell was that?
986
01:17:17,067 --> 01:17:21,067
See. See!
987
01:17:21,067 --> 01:17:25,067
See what I have? It's from a
spaceship.
988
01:17:25,067 --> 01:17:32,100
None of you believed me. You
all thought I was
989
01:17:32,100 --> 01:17:36,133
lazy.
Just put it down. Just put it
down.
990
01:17:36,133 --> 01:17:40,167
Very interesting.
991
01:17:40,167 --> 01:17:44,233
We're gonna have to analyze this right a
992
01:17:44,233 --> 01:17:48,300
sluts?
Get special forces. Pick up
the space sluts. I mean space
girls.
993
01:17:48,300 --> 01:17:52,300
Right away.
Yes! Yes! Yes! I won. Ne-ne-ne
994
01:17:52,300 --> 01:17:56,333
ne-ne-ne.
995
01:18:00,467 --> 01:18:04,567
I'm really sorry this happened
Kat.
996
01:18:04,567 --> 01:18:08,600
Are you still willing to do the charity?
997
01:18:08,600 --> 01:18:12,700
Of course I am. We are going to
give the best performance
998
01:18:12,700 --> 01:18:16,800
we possibly can to Lady Elsa.
Sure been great having
999
01:18:16,800 --> 01:18:20,867
you around here lately.
I just love earth.
1000
01:18:20,867 --> 01:18:24,900
It's so much fun.
I know.
1001
01:18:24,900 --> 01:18:28,933
I haven't had this much fun in
years. It's all because of you.
1002
01:18:28,933 --> 01:18:32,967
Nobody move!
1003
01:18:32,967 --> 01:18:36,967
What's going on here?
You stay right there. We're
taking over. She's under
arrest. Section 465
1004
01:18:36,967 --> 01:18:41,067
aliens without citizenship.
What are you talking about?
No! Let me go! Stop!
1005
01:18:41,067 --> 01:18:45,100
Baron! Baron!
I love that woman!
1006
01:18:45,100 --> 01:18:49,133
Hey!
1007
01:18:49,133 --> 01:18:53,300
Wait for me!
Katana!
1008
01:18:53,300 --> 01:18:57,300
Steve, it's me. Pick up. I know
1009
01:18:57,300 --> 01:19:01,467
you're working hard. Just pick
up. Listen, they got Katana.
1010
01:19:01,467 --> 01:19:05,433
They came in here, shot her up
with something, and took her
away. You got to tell Silica
and Rayan
1011
01:19:05,433 --> 01:19:09,533
to use their brainwaves to see
if we can locate her. I'm on my
way. Call me on my
1012
01:19:09,533 --> 01:19:13,967
cell phone.
If she's an alien, I'd like to
visit that planet.
1013
01:19:18,067 --> 01:19:22,067
Katana connect!
1014
01:19:22,067 --> 01:19:26,067
Katana! Katana are you alright?
Katana connect.
1015
01:19:26,067 --> 01:19:30,067
Katana! What are your coordinates?
Coordinates.
1016
01:19:30,067 --> 01:19:34,133
Coordinates?
Professor quickly!
What's the matter nurse?
1017
01:19:34,133 --> 01:19:38,100
Look.
Zero.
It looks like she's in some
sort
1018
01:19:38,100 --> 01:19:42,200
of trance.
It's those drugs. She needs
some
1019
01:19:42,200 --> 01:19:46,267
adrenaline. She's delirious.
That'll wake her up, and then
she can answer
1020
01:19:46,267 --> 01:19:50,300
some questions. Start those tests immedi
1021
01:19:50,300 --> 01:19:54,333
Zero, zero.
1022
01:19:54,333 --> 01:19:58,400
I wonder how they take pain.
1023
01:19:58,400 --> 01:20:02,400
Nurse hold her down.
But we've already taken over a
pint of fluid.
1024
01:20:02,400 --> 01:20:06,400
It could be dangerous for her.
Just do what i say and hold
her down.
1025
01:20:10,433 --> 01:20:14,433
You creep! I always knew you
were a pervert.
1026
01:20:14,433 --> 01:20:18,533
Oh you certainly live up to
your name. Pinprick!
1027
01:20:18,533 --> 01:20:22,567
But I need you. I don't know what happen
Zero.
1028
01:20:22,567 --> 01:20:26,567
Seven.
I got her!
1029
01:20:26,567 --> 01:20:30,667
Steve, she's at the space lab!
1030
01:20:30,667 --> 01:20:34,700
Nurse!
Yes doctor.
Quickly she's out of control.
Sedate her.
1031
01:20:34,700 --> 01:20:38,767
Just do it. I will take full
responsibility. Now, just do it.
1032
01:20:38,767 --> 01:20:42,800
Do it!
Alright.
1033
01:20:42,800 --> 01:20:46,833
Baron, we located Katana. Now
you stay there. We're on our
way.
1034
01:20:46,833 --> 01:20:50,867
She's saying she's pregnant.
Oh Baron, did you hear that?
1035
01:20:50,867 --> 01:20:54,867
She's pregnant! Baron?
1036
01:21:02,867 --> 01:21:06,933
Good.
1037
01:21:06,933 --> 01:21:10,933
You can't come in here. This is
a high security
1038
01:21:10,933 --> 01:21:14,967
facility.
1039
01:21:47,367 --> 01:21:51,400
Oh she doesn't look good.
Her strength
1040
01:21:51,400 --> 01:21:55,433
is at 45 percent.
We must energize her.
1041
01:21:55,433 --> 01:21:59,433
Prepare for energy engagement.
Connecting.
1042
01:22:07,600 --> 01:22:11,700
75 percent.
90 percent.
1043
01:22:15,733 --> 01:22:19,800
Welcome back.
I'm glad you girls made it.
We thought we lost
1044
01:22:19,800 --> 01:22:23,800
you.
Get dressed.
1045
01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:31,867
Clear!
1046
01:22:39,900 --> 01:22:43,933
Baron, we got her. She's gonna be just f
1047
01:22:43,933 --> 01:22:47,967
place. I'm gonna get those
space girls.
1048
01:22:47,967 --> 01:22:52,067
And no rinky dink fundraiser is
gonna stop me!
1049
01:22:52,067 --> 01:22:56,067
Ugh!
Did you hear about the
fundraiser at Von
1050
01:22:56,067 --> 01:23:00,200
Benson's tonight?
Why yes, every millionaire in
town will be
1051
01:23:00,200 --> 01:23:04,200
there.
Anyone who's anyone will be
there.
1052
01:23:04,200 --> 01:23:08,300
What do you think of this?
1053
01:23:08,300 --> 01:23:12,333
It's dashing.
Thank you.
1054
01:23:12,333 --> 01:23:16,433
Did you know about the
fundraiser tonight at Von
Benson's?
1055
01:23:16,433 --> 01:23:20,567
Of course I did. Everybody knows about i
1056
01:23:20,567 --> 01:23:24,600
you tell me you idiot?
Because being as nosy
1057
01:23:24,600 --> 01:23:28,700
as you are, I figured you
already had all the gory
details.
1058
01:23:28,700 --> 01:23:32,833
Very funny.
Listen, we must get tickets to
that event.
1059
01:23:32,833 --> 01:23:36,867
Whoo!
1060
01:23:36,867 --> 01:23:40,867
Who's your daddy?
Ooh baby.
1061
01:23:44,933 --> 01:23:49,067
Slick.
Nobody will know who I am.
1062
01:23:49,067 --> 01:23:53,067
And you are?
JD and E Murray.
1063
01:23:53,067 --> 01:23:57,133
Enjoy yourselves.
Thank you.
Thank you.
1064
01:23:57,133 --> 01:24:01,167
I understand
1065
01:24:01,167 --> 01:24:05,267
you're pregnant.
I am.
Is that what you want?
1066
01:24:05,267 --> 01:24:09,267
Yes it is!
Great honey. Great.
1067
01:24:09,267 --> 01:24:13,333
There you guys are. Is the ship ready to
1068
01:24:13,333 --> 01:24:17,433
right before the guests started
to arrive. We leave as soon as
we fulfill our
1069
01:24:17,433 --> 01:24:21,467
commitment.
If you keep the party going
until we're through here,
1070
01:24:21,467 --> 01:24:25,533
we can lift off without being detected b
On behalf of
1071
01:24:25,533 --> 01:24:29,600
Pediatric Cancer Association, I
want to welcome all of you to
tonight's
1072
01:24:29,600 --> 01:24:33,667
charity event. Last year we
raised four hundred and twenty
1073
01:24:33,667 --> 01:24:37,733
five thousand dollars. This
year, our pledges already go
beyond
1074
01:24:37,733 --> 01:24:41,733
five hundred and fifty thousand.
1075
01:24:41,733 --> 01:24:45,800
You name him after me now.
I will.
1076
01:24:45,800 --> 01:24:49,900
Alright. We got two minutes and
you're on.
1077
01:24:49,900 --> 01:24:53,933
Good luck!
1078
01:24:57,900 --> 01:25:01,933
Oh my god!
1079
01:25:01,933 --> 01:25:06,067
Oh my god!
What happened?
1080
01:25:06,067 --> 01:25:10,067
What happened? Higgins?
1081
01:25:10,067 --> 01:25:14,100
Oh my god. Higgins!
1082
01:25:14,100 --> 01:25:18,100
Don't you die on me. Call for
help!
1083
01:25:18,100 --> 01:25:22,200
Don't you die on me!
Now listen. There's not a lot
of time.
1084
01:25:22,200 --> 01:25:26,233
I'm needed on your planet and
you're needed here.
1085
01:25:26,233 --> 01:25:30,267
I know Baron. He's not going to
be able to live without you.
1086
01:25:30,267 --> 01:25:34,333
Oh my Harry.
1087
01:25:34,333 --> 01:25:38,433
Harry. Harry.
1088
01:25:38,433 --> 01:25:42,433
He's gone. Gone! I can't
believe it.
1089
01:25:50,533 --> 01:25:54,533
What am I going to do without
my Harry?
1090
01:26:18,733 --> 01:26:22,800
Harry! You're OK!
I'm alright now.
1091
01:26:22,800 --> 01:26:26,867
Don't you ever do that
1092
01:26:26,867 --> 01:26:31,067
to me again Harry. No more of that Viagr
1093
01:26:35,067 --> 01:26:39,133
Baron, it's OK.
1094
01:26:39,133 --> 01:26:43,200
I'm gonna miss him.
1095
01:26:43,200 --> 01:26:47,233
He's not dead. He's alive. I saved him.
What?
1096
01:26:47,233 --> 01:26:51,300
He's alive.
This will not
1097
01:26:51,300 --> 01:26:55,300
happen again. You stay around.
I think somebody's at the door.
1098
01:26:55,300 --> 01:26:59,400
Back to work.
Ladies and gentlemen, the
Vanisians!
1099
01:27:03,467 --> 01:27:07,533
� Are you awake my dear
1100
01:27:07,533 --> 01:27:11,633
� We need to talk. It's so
clear. �
1101
01:27:11,633 --> 01:27:15,667
� Something is missing in our
lives. �
1102
01:27:15,667 --> 01:27:19,667
� I used to make you laugh
1103
01:27:19,667 --> 01:27:23,767
� and you could make me think
about stuff �
1104
01:27:23,767 --> 01:27:27,767
� We would take the time to find
what matters �
1105
01:27:27,767 --> 01:27:31,833
� to both of us.
1106
01:27:31,833 --> 01:27:35,900
� Let's get
Hey everybody freeze!
What are you gentlemen doing
here?
1107
01:27:35,900 --> 01:27:40,067
Those girls are space aliens and they ar
No!
1108
01:27:40,067 --> 01:27:44,067
You're ruining our fundraiser.
Get them girls.
1109
01:27:44,067 --> 01:27:48,067
Spae aliens!
1110
01:27:48,067 --> 01:27:52,167
Oh my god. They're getting
away. Stop them!
1111
01:27:52,167 --> 01:27:56,167
Get out of the way!
1112
01:27:56,167 --> 01:28:00,333
You nincompoops.
1113
01:28:00,333 --> 01:28:04,267
You let them get away!
Ooh, how could you? You
1114
01:28:04,267 --> 01:28:08,267
idiot! You're letting them get
away!
1115
01:28:08,267 --> 01:28:12,367
There!
1116
01:28:12,367 --> 01:28:16,400
How long of a trip is this gonna be anyw
Quite long.
1117
01:28:16,400 --> 01:28:20,467
But it won't feel that way. Don't worry.
1118
01:28:20,467 --> 01:28:24,500
cargo.
After what we have planned, I
don't think you'll want it to
end.
1119
01:28:24,500 --> 01:28:28,567
I think I'm going to enjoy this
trip.
1120
01:28:28,567 --> 01:28:32,633
Hang on tight everybody.
You are
1121
01:28:32,633 --> 01:28:36,633
as dumb as you look.
Listen lady, my job and my
reputation
1122
01:28:36,633 --> 01:28:40,667
are on the line because of you,
and do you know when I went to
the higher ups
1123
01:28:40,667 --> 01:28:44,700
and I'm confronted with all this mess?PP
1124
01:28:44,700 --> 01:28:48,800
This dumb blonde was just jealous and ju
I don't think
1125
01:28:48,800 --> 01:28:52,800
so. I didn't make anything up!
1126
01:28:52,800 --> 01:28:56,867
Aliens? I don't see any aliens.
Fellas, do you see
1127
01:28:56,867 --> 01:29:01,067
the aliens?No! This is just
1128
01:29:01,067 --> 01:29:05,067
a fundraiser and you're just a
girl.
1129
01:29:05,067 --> 01:29:09,100
Take her away!
They are aliens.
1130
01:29:09,100 --> 01:29:13,100
I'm not a menace. Get your
hands off me.
1131
01:29:13,100 --> 01:29:17,200
Ugh! How do I get myself
1132
01:29:17,200 --> 01:29:21,233
into these messes. Christ!
1133
01:29:21,233 --> 01:29:25,333
Come on Steve. Where are you?
I've been calling all night.
1134
01:29:25,333 --> 01:29:29,433
Come on. I miss the girls.
1135
01:29:29,433 --> 01:29:33,467
Especially Katana. I need you
now. You're my best
1136
01:29:33,467 --> 01:29:37,533
friend, and I.
Hi there.
Oh my god.
1137
01:29:37,533 --> 01:29:41,567
Hi! What happened?
We switched.
1138
01:29:41,567 --> 01:29:45,633
Steve wanted to go to the
planet Vanisia and repopulate
with the girls and
1139
01:29:45,633 --> 01:29:49,667
I wanted to stay here and be
with you.
1140
01:29:49,667 --> 01:29:53,700
You make me the happiest man in
the whole
1141
01:29:53,700 --> 01:29:57,867
universe.
1142
01:30:30,533 --> 01:30:34,533
And as it so happened,
1143
01:30:34,533 --> 01:30:38,567
Katana sent one male back to
Vanisia.
1144
01:30:38,567 --> 01:30:42,667
And who do you suppose that was?
Father.
1145
01:30:42,667 --> 01:30:46,667
Yes. That was your father.
1146
01:30:46,667 --> 01:30:50,700
After Katana stayed in that
beautiful planet,
1147
01:30:50,700 --> 01:30:54,767
and queen Zeeba retired, I was
appointed
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the queen and that my little
sweethearts, is how
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I became queen.
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