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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,178 --> 00:00:25,428 - We won't see you. - Sure we will, Mom. 2 00:00:25,470 --> 00:00:27,220 They're not going far. 3 00:00:27,802 --> 00:00:30,303 - Right, kids? - No! Just to Paris. 4 00:00:30,345 --> 00:00:31,969 Careful, it's fragile. 5 00:00:32,011 --> 00:00:33,261 It's ten miles away. 6 00:00:33,303 --> 00:00:35,803 We have this huge house. 7 00:00:35,844 --> 00:00:39,345 And you want to share a cramped, overpriced apartment? 8 00:00:39,928 --> 00:00:42,011 You on pause? My speaker! 9 00:00:43,178 --> 00:00:44,552 Sandrine's pregnant pause! 10 00:00:44,594 --> 00:00:47,844 - The cigarette! Stop smoking. - Yes, Mom! 11 00:00:48,386 --> 00:00:49,469 Come on. 12 00:00:50,011 --> 00:00:51,428 It's all in there? 13 00:00:51,469 --> 00:00:52,677 We're good. 14 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:54,386 Should we go? 15 00:00:54,428 --> 00:00:55,594 Hug! Hug! 16 00:00:57,886 --> 00:00:59,386 My little sausage! 17 00:00:59,428 --> 00:01:00,552 My big bunny! 18 00:01:00,594 --> 00:01:03,178 Let's get moving, we'll hit traffic. 19 00:01:04,303 --> 00:01:06,053 By the way, big bunny... 20 00:01:08,428 --> 00:01:09,677 All right. 21 00:01:10,261 --> 00:01:12,552 - Stop, Dad! - It's a big day. 22 00:01:12,594 --> 00:01:14,928 My dad did that, and my grandfather. 23 00:01:14,969 --> 00:01:16,594 Wait, wait! 24 00:01:16,636 --> 00:01:18,220 I forgot the crumble! 25 00:01:18,261 --> 00:01:19,636 Don't bother! 26 00:01:19,677 --> 00:01:23,469 Yes! Wait! It's all ready. Two slices. 27 00:01:23,511 --> 00:01:27,011 - In the truck? - Eat it on the way. 28 00:01:30,594 --> 00:01:31,803 See you soon. 29 00:01:31,844 --> 00:01:33,261 That what they say? 30 00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:35,220 Come over tonight? 31 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:36,552 Mom! 32 00:01:36,594 --> 00:01:38,220 Just kidding. 33 00:01:39,220 --> 00:01:41,178 We promise! Every Sunday! 34 00:01:41,886 --> 00:01:43,011 Bye! 35 00:01:44,719 --> 00:01:46,053 See you Sunday! 36 00:01:50,220 --> 00:01:52,886 - I miss them already. - There, there. 37 00:01:53,303 --> 00:01:55,511 TEN YEARS LATER 38 00:02:00,178 --> 00:02:01,594 {\an8}Never the right time! 39 00:02:02,761 --> 00:02:04,053 {\an8}Can I call you back? 40 00:02:04,095 --> 00:02:05,427 {\an8}Hi sausage! 41 00:02:05,469 --> 00:02:08,386 {\an8}Tomorrow, for your birthday, come early. 42 00:02:08,427 --> 00:02:10,261 {\an8}A quarter to twelve? 43 00:02:10,677 --> 00:02:12,011 {\an8}Fine. 44 00:02:12,053 --> 00:02:14,011 {\an8}We can look at photo albums. 45 00:02:14,053 --> 00:02:15,011 {\an8}Great! 46 00:02:15,053 --> 00:02:17,636 {\an8}I found that one from île d'Oléron! 47 00:02:17,677 --> 00:02:18,719 {\an8}Fantastic. 48 00:02:18,761 --> 00:02:21,552 {\an8}Your brother pulled your bathing suit down! 49 00:02:21,594 --> 00:02:23,053 {\an8}You slapped him one! 50 00:02:23,095 --> 00:02:26,095 {\an8}Mom, can I call you back? I'm hanging up. 51 00:02:26,136 --> 00:02:27,677 {\an8}Go ahead, hang up. 52 00:02:28,427 --> 00:02:29,761 {\an8}I'm hanging up. 53 00:02:29,803 --> 00:02:30,969 {\an8}Hello? 54 00:02:31,011 --> 00:02:32,386 {\an8}She hung up! 55 00:02:32,844 --> 00:02:33,928 {\an8}Mommykins 56 00:02:40,178 --> 00:02:42,220 {\an8}Oh fuck. 57 00:02:43,386 --> 00:02:45,636 {\an8}Hi big bunny, it's mommy! 58 00:02:45,678 --> 00:02:47,344 {\an8}You don't answer on Saturdays? 59 00:02:47,386 --> 00:02:49,469 {\an8}Your sister's coming early. 60 00:02:49,511 --> 00:02:52,469 {\an8}I hope you can come at the same time. 61 00:02:52,511 --> 00:02:54,303 {\an8}So we won't have to wait for you. 62 00:02:54,344 --> 00:02:55,678 {\an8}See what I mean? 63 00:02:56,220 --> 00:02:58,552 {\an8}By the way, your shirts are ready. 64 00:02:58,594 --> 00:03:00,344 {\an8}Kisses! It's Mom. 65 00:03:08,011 --> 00:03:11,220 PRICE OF PARENTING 66 00:03:12,053 --> 00:03:14,678 Here. Washed and ironed by Mommy. 67 00:03:14,719 --> 00:03:16,261 Don't you have a bag? 68 00:03:17,386 --> 00:03:18,594 Hang on... 69 00:03:26,095 --> 00:03:27,178 Thanks. 70 00:03:28,511 --> 00:03:29,803 Don't say goodbye. 71 00:03:40,719 --> 00:03:41,803 I forgot. 72 00:03:42,678 --> 00:03:43,761 Thank you. 73 00:03:46,220 --> 00:03:47,261 Present! 74 00:03:47,302 --> 00:03:50,178 I know. Put it down, I can't do it now. 75 00:03:55,095 --> 00:03:57,511 He used to at least come pick them up. 76 00:03:58,678 --> 00:04:00,136 A messenger... 77 00:04:00,928 --> 00:04:02,928 Might as well pay for a cleaners. 78 00:04:03,761 --> 00:04:06,301 He says they smell wrong when it's not you. 79 00:04:06,344 --> 00:04:08,178 So sentimental! 80 00:04:08,803 --> 00:04:11,220 Who's the queen of the party? 81 00:04:11,261 --> 00:04:12,594 Sandrine! 82 00:04:12,636 --> 00:04:15,095 And who is sparkling like a diamond? 83 00:04:15,136 --> 00:04:16,511 Sandrine! 84 00:04:16,552 --> 00:04:18,678 To Sandrine, a happy what? 85 00:04:18,719 --> 00:04:20,886 Birthday! 86 00:04:21,886 --> 00:04:23,761 And I made it! 87 00:04:25,719 --> 00:04:28,220 Let's heat this up a little! 88 00:04:29,886 --> 00:04:32,053 Let's go, let's get hot now! 89 00:04:35,178 --> 00:04:37,511 Look out! That's hot, Sandrine! 90 00:04:42,427 --> 00:04:45,011 Why have a phone if she never answers? 91 00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:47,469 I'm calling again. 92 00:04:51,219 --> 00:04:54,427 Hi! Leave your name and I'll get back to you. 93 00:04:54,469 --> 00:04:56,095 If it's worth it! 94 00:05:00,719 --> 00:05:04,095 Stéphane misses his sister's birthday, ok, maybe. 95 00:05:04,136 --> 00:05:06,928 But the birthday girl herself! 96 00:05:07,594 --> 00:05:08,970 I'm calling Régis. 97 00:05:13,261 --> 00:05:14,970 Sweetums, your father. 98 00:05:16,386 --> 00:05:17,511 Oh shit. 99 00:05:17,928 --> 00:05:19,178 You didn't wake me? 100 00:05:19,219 --> 00:05:21,553 I did, you said ten more minutes. 101 00:05:21,594 --> 00:05:24,886 I did it ten times, that's ten times ten. 102 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:28,886 Hi, Dad. 103 00:05:28,928 --> 00:05:31,344 You hurt your mom. Again. 104 00:05:31,386 --> 00:05:33,928 I overslept. I'm sorry. 105 00:05:33,970 --> 00:05:35,302 Not as sorry as we are! 106 00:05:35,344 --> 00:05:38,261 Your mom went all out. She made your crumble. 107 00:05:38,302 --> 00:05:40,970 I'll put her on. Apologize! 108 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:45,636 Well... 109 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:47,511 she's busy right now. 110 00:05:50,553 --> 00:05:52,553 Did you have fun at least? 111 00:05:52,594 --> 00:05:55,095 I feel like shit. I was up till 4. 112 00:05:55,136 --> 00:05:56,553 Listen, Sandrine! 113 00:05:56,594 --> 00:05:58,719 - Watch your language. - Oh, Dad. 114 00:05:58,761 --> 00:06:01,511 Why don't you come about six? 115 00:06:01,553 --> 00:06:03,719 I'll drive you home afterward. 116 00:06:03,761 --> 00:06:05,970 I could even come pick you up. 117 00:06:06,011 --> 00:06:07,095 Six? 118 00:06:07,678 --> 00:06:09,053 Yeah, that's good. 119 00:06:09,095 --> 00:06:12,469 No, the thing is, it's such a mess here. 120 00:06:13,302 --> 00:06:15,177 I have to tidy up. 121 00:06:15,553 --> 00:06:17,136 I'll come next Sunday. 122 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:18,511 I promise, Dad! 123 00:06:18,553 --> 00:06:20,636 Kisses. Kisses, kisses. 124 00:06:22,261 --> 00:06:25,302 I'd love to visit them now and then. 125 00:06:25,344 --> 00:06:26,803 Why are you hung up? 126 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:29,302 I'm not, I love my mother. 127 00:06:29,344 --> 00:06:33,011 Always the same story. "Not pregnant? Shouldn't smoke." 128 00:06:33,053 --> 00:06:34,553 Like I didn't know. 129 00:06:34,594 --> 00:06:38,011 - Parents. - Yours are easier. 130 00:06:38,594 --> 00:06:41,761 It always seems others have easier parents. 131 00:06:46,553 --> 00:06:49,719 A crumble without the kids is not a crumble! 132 00:06:50,845 --> 00:06:52,094 There. 133 00:06:56,136 --> 00:06:58,136 She did this last year, too. 134 00:06:59,428 --> 00:07:00,469 Think so? 135 00:07:00,511 --> 00:07:02,678 I don't think, I know! So do you! 136 00:07:02,719 --> 00:07:04,011 You're consoling me. 137 00:07:04,053 --> 00:07:06,553 Sunday's her day to sleep in. 138 00:07:06,594 --> 00:07:09,011 She doesn't work Saturdays either. 139 00:07:09,053 --> 00:07:11,344 She had a party with her friends. 140 00:07:13,344 --> 00:07:15,094 In any case, I loved it. 141 00:07:15,428 --> 00:07:17,594 What? We didn't eat. 142 00:07:19,511 --> 00:07:20,886 I have gardening to do. 143 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:26,386 Oh, that ringtone! 144 00:07:26,428 --> 00:07:30,094 Yeah, it's the only one I'm sure I can hear. 145 00:07:36,011 --> 00:07:37,428 Hello! Stéphane! 146 00:07:42,553 --> 00:07:44,094 - Mom? - Who else? 147 00:07:44,136 --> 00:07:46,302 Shit! I hit the wrong button. 148 00:07:46,344 --> 00:07:48,928 Let me use your wrong button to say 149 00:07:48,970 --> 00:07:52,469 on your sister's birthday, of course, she didn't show. 150 00:07:52,511 --> 00:07:53,970 What can I do? 151 00:07:54,928 --> 00:07:57,511 It's true we seriously partied. 152 00:07:57,553 --> 00:08:00,594 I got to go. I'm late to play squash. 153 00:08:00,636 --> 00:08:03,261 Squash? Your dad said you had... 154 00:08:03,302 --> 00:08:05,302 - Con... - A con call. 155 00:08:05,344 --> 00:08:07,011 A con call? 156 00:08:07,845 --> 00:08:10,553 Yeah, I do. Right after squash. 157 00:08:11,011 --> 00:08:13,386 By the way, your shirts are ready. 158 00:08:13,428 --> 00:08:15,094 Thank you. 159 00:08:15,136 --> 00:08:16,761 CLEANERS 160 00:08:16,803 --> 00:08:19,761 Incredible. He only calls me by mistake! 161 00:08:19,803 --> 00:08:21,886 I am a wrong button. 162 00:08:22,594 --> 00:08:25,427 I am a wrong button! 163 00:08:26,136 --> 00:08:28,970 Mr. Lecomte, ready for your veneers? 164 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:32,386 Go ahead in and sit down. 165 00:08:32,428 --> 00:08:33,803 I'll be right in. 166 00:08:34,636 --> 00:08:35,845 Call your mother yet? 167 00:08:37,177 --> 00:08:38,970 - Call her. - I will. 168 00:08:39,011 --> 00:08:40,177 Right now. 169 00:08:40,636 --> 00:08:43,219 Right this second? Sure, look. 170 00:08:44,011 --> 00:08:46,386 - Pick up the phone. - There. Easy. 171 00:08:46,428 --> 00:08:48,136 - Check. - There! 172 00:08:48,177 --> 00:08:49,094 Easy! 173 00:08:49,136 --> 00:08:52,594 I'll take a Cashword, a Mania... 174 00:08:52,636 --> 00:08:54,136 Ah! About time! 175 00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:58,219 Hello, it's your mom. Still alive. 176 00:08:58,261 --> 00:09:00,428 Mom, I work. I have no time. 177 00:09:00,469 --> 00:09:03,678 You go tinkle, you can call your mother! 178 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:07,303 While I have you, what should I make for Christmas? 179 00:09:07,344 --> 00:09:08,428 That's a month away. 180 00:09:08,469 --> 00:09:10,969 Sure, but I need time to prepare. 181 00:09:11,011 --> 00:09:12,969 Turkey or capon? 182 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:16,094 Neither, I'm vegan now. 183 00:09:16,136 --> 00:09:18,261 Just tell me, turkey or capon? 184 00:09:18,303 --> 00:09:19,428 Vegan, Mom. 185 00:09:19,469 --> 00:09:23,094 Vegetarian. I don't eat dead animals. You understand? 186 00:09:23,136 --> 00:09:25,052 Sandrine, please. 187 00:09:25,094 --> 00:09:27,344 Be vegetarian after Christmas. 188 00:09:27,386 --> 00:09:30,177 I can't talk now. I'll call you back. 189 00:09:30,219 --> 00:09:31,928 All right. Kisses, Mom! 190 00:09:31,969 --> 00:09:33,094 Kisses... 191 00:09:33,136 --> 00:09:34,469 Kisses! 192 00:09:34,511 --> 00:09:36,636 Why don't you tell her? 193 00:09:36,678 --> 00:09:38,386 The longer you wait... 194 00:09:38,428 --> 00:09:39,927 Dentist's office? 195 00:09:39,969 --> 00:09:42,052 You'll regret this. 196 00:09:42,094 --> 00:09:44,595 A Payout, a Colossal, a Eurocash... 197 00:09:44,636 --> 00:09:45,803 Eurocash... 198 00:09:45,845 --> 00:09:49,428 And uh... a Cool Million, a Nugget... 199 00:09:50,261 --> 00:09:51,428 A Bullseye. 200 00:09:51,469 --> 00:09:53,720 And throw in a Scratch-Me-Now. 201 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:55,511 One Scratch-Me-Now. 202 00:09:56,511 --> 00:09:59,261 Oh hello, Mrs. Gluten. I didn't see you. 203 00:09:59,303 --> 00:10:01,261 Scratch-Me-Now right away? 204 00:10:01,303 --> 00:10:02,845 Always so funny. 205 00:10:02,886 --> 00:10:04,553 Thanks. We're good. 206 00:10:05,094 --> 00:10:07,927 Mrs. Clutaine. I love calling her "Gluten"! 207 00:10:07,969 --> 00:10:09,177 It drives her nuts. 208 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:10,803 Bankers! 209 00:10:10,845 --> 00:10:13,678 Bankers... I'll just take a "Pick Six". 210 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:15,386 Ok, Christian. 211 00:10:15,428 --> 00:10:17,511 - And this. - My wife's magazines. 212 00:10:17,553 --> 00:10:18,720 How are you, Chantal? 213 00:10:19,428 --> 00:10:21,469 My daughter called but can't talk! 214 00:10:21,511 --> 00:10:23,886 It was nice of her to call. 215 00:10:24,553 --> 00:10:26,386 I'll get a head start. 216 00:10:26,428 --> 00:10:27,845 To the supermarket. 217 00:10:29,428 --> 00:10:32,595 Crazy! I ask what she wants for Christmas dinner. 218 00:10:32,636 --> 00:10:34,553 I feel like I'm scamming her. 219 00:10:35,094 --> 00:10:38,553 And get this: The young lady is now a vegetarian. 220 00:10:38,595 --> 00:10:39,803 It's a trend now. 221 00:10:39,845 --> 00:10:41,595 My sausage a vegetarian! 222 00:10:41,636 --> 00:10:42,927 Look. 223 00:10:42,969 --> 00:10:46,428 Ask Stéphane for a steam station for Christmas. 224 00:10:46,469 --> 00:10:47,969 Very funny! 225 00:10:49,428 --> 00:10:50,761 Can't even joke. 226 00:10:51,553 --> 00:10:53,720 Oh, speak of the devil. 227 00:10:55,094 --> 00:10:57,678 Dad, I'm polishing my shoes now. 228 00:10:57,720 --> 00:10:59,761 Should I really spit on them? 229 00:10:59,803 --> 00:11:01,136 Or is that a legend? 230 00:11:01,178 --> 00:11:02,720 Ask your mother. 231 00:11:02,761 --> 00:11:03,927 It's Stéphane. 232 00:11:03,969 --> 00:11:05,136 He wants to know 233 00:11:05,178 --> 00:11:07,678 if spit really makes shoes shine. 234 00:11:08,553 --> 00:11:11,428 What do I know? They say it works. 235 00:11:11,469 --> 00:11:15,511 Your mother says it might work, but she's not sure. 236 00:11:15,927 --> 00:11:18,844 Hey, we'll be in Paris Thursday. 237 00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:20,595 We could have lunch? 238 00:11:21,303 --> 00:11:22,595 A quick lunch! 239 00:11:22,636 --> 00:11:23,969 Let me check my schedule. 240 00:11:27,761 --> 00:11:30,094 To have lunch with your son, 241 00:11:30,136 --> 00:11:31,261 dial one now. 242 00:11:31,303 --> 00:11:32,803 Listen, sure. 243 00:11:32,844 --> 00:11:34,219 Thursday I'm free. 244 00:11:34,844 --> 00:11:36,303 Your mom will be glad. 245 00:11:36,344 --> 00:11:38,261 Ask her to bring my shirts? 246 00:11:38,303 --> 00:11:39,344 I promise. 247 00:11:39,386 --> 00:11:40,470 Stéphane... 248 00:11:41,678 --> 00:11:43,011 Stéphane, hello? 249 00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:46,178 Why didn't he call me? 250 00:11:46,219 --> 00:11:48,969 If he wants to know if spitting on shoes... 251 00:11:49,678 --> 00:11:50,720 makes them shine. 252 00:11:50,761 --> 00:11:53,720 Hon, we're having lunch with Stéphane Thursday. 253 00:11:53,761 --> 00:11:55,011 You don't say! 254 00:11:55,052 --> 00:11:56,511 And he suggested it. 255 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:04,428 - Not practical. - He'll have it at snack time. 256 00:12:04,470 --> 00:12:06,802 I'm sure he doesn't eat right. 257 00:12:07,428 --> 00:12:08,678 Thank you. 258 00:12:09,636 --> 00:12:11,761 If he won't come to the crumble, 259 00:12:11,802 --> 00:12:14,428 the crumble will come to him! 260 00:12:19,052 --> 00:12:22,553 What I thought is we could increase charges... 261 00:12:22,595 --> 00:12:26,303 Don't think, little Stéphane. My report, today or tomorrow? 262 00:12:26,344 --> 00:12:28,636 What report? Oh right! 263 00:12:28,678 --> 00:12:29,761 Come in. 264 00:12:29,802 --> 00:12:31,428 Your parents are here. 265 00:12:32,011 --> 00:12:33,219 What parents? 266 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,511 A man and a woman, the ones who made you. 267 00:12:37,011 --> 00:12:39,094 Oh shit, it's Thursday. 268 00:12:39,136 --> 00:12:41,344 Lunch with Daddy and Mommy? 269 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:43,511 Daddy and mommy, baby! 270 00:12:43,969 --> 00:12:46,094 Stéphane, pace yourself. 271 00:12:46,136 --> 00:12:48,511 That report, I want it today. 272 00:12:48,553 --> 00:12:50,886 - I'll manage. - Yeah, manage! 273 00:12:54,386 --> 00:12:55,595 Excuse me. 274 00:12:57,011 --> 00:12:58,094 There he is. 275 00:13:00,386 --> 00:13:01,761 Sorry, I'm slammed. 276 00:13:01,802 --> 00:13:04,636 Can't make lunch. We're on a con call. 277 00:13:04,678 --> 00:13:05,927 Oh no! 278 00:13:05,969 --> 00:13:08,719 Mom, look, I'm at work. 279 00:13:10,344 --> 00:13:11,595 Here, your shirts. 280 00:13:11,636 --> 00:13:13,053 Right, thanks. 281 00:13:13,719 --> 00:13:14,761 Cool. 282 00:13:14,802 --> 00:13:17,678 - Take the crumble. - No! It's embarrassing. 283 00:13:17,719 --> 00:13:19,219 She made it for you. 284 00:13:19,261 --> 00:13:21,470 I know, but I'm in a meeting! 285 00:13:21,511 --> 00:13:24,678 I promise I'll come by to pick them up. Kiss. 286 00:13:26,678 --> 00:13:28,470 He seemed ashamed of us. 287 00:13:28,511 --> 00:13:29,886 No! Why? 288 00:13:29,927 --> 00:13:32,303 Yeah! At one point, he gave us a strange look. 289 00:13:32,969 --> 00:13:35,053 He did! That sideways glance. 290 00:13:35,094 --> 00:13:37,969 Stop, Chantal. You're churning. 291 00:13:38,011 --> 00:13:40,011 I'm not churning anything! 292 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:43,719 Same as in grade school. I had to wait down the block. 293 00:13:43,761 --> 00:13:46,677 - All kids do that. - He is! Ashamed of us! 294 00:13:46,719 --> 00:13:49,303 Stop! Why would he be ashamed of us? 295 00:13:49,345 --> 00:13:51,969 Sorry, eating here is prohibited. 296 00:13:52,553 --> 00:13:53,802 I'm sorry. 297 00:13:57,386 --> 00:13:59,386 You're getting it all over! 298 00:14:01,553 --> 00:14:02,595 Hey. 299 00:14:02,636 --> 00:14:05,761 We could drop by and say hello to Sandrine. 300 00:14:06,553 --> 00:14:07,927 At this point, sure. 301 00:14:17,053 --> 00:14:20,303 Call her. It's never good to just barge in. 302 00:14:23,844 --> 00:14:25,053 Look! 303 00:14:32,094 --> 00:14:35,386 Hi! Leave your name and I'll get back to you. 304 00:14:35,428 --> 00:14:36,719 If it's worth it! 305 00:14:37,636 --> 00:14:41,219 It's because she knows with you it lasts a while, 306 00:14:41,261 --> 00:14:43,386 and her break is very short. 307 00:14:44,677 --> 00:14:47,677 - Did she sigh in frustration? - I didn't see it. 308 00:14:47,719 --> 00:14:49,219 She did this. 309 00:14:50,595 --> 00:14:51,636 No. 310 00:14:51,677 --> 00:14:52,927 She did! 311 00:14:58,636 --> 00:15:00,303 It wasn't exactly like that. 312 00:15:00,345 --> 00:15:02,303 Yeah? Then what was it like? 313 00:15:05,345 --> 00:15:06,470 Look. 314 00:15:06,511 --> 00:15:07,761 I ate it all. 315 00:15:07,802 --> 00:15:09,511 I saw her do it. 316 00:15:24,761 --> 00:15:28,553 What a shame. Your mother just went to the hairdresser. 317 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,636 I was in the neighborhood. 318 00:15:30,677 --> 00:15:33,386 I figured I'd come pick up my shirts. 319 00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:39,345 By the way, while you're here, 320 00:15:39,386 --> 00:15:42,470 for Christmas, do you want turkey or capon? 321 00:15:42,511 --> 00:15:45,636 I'll let you know. It's not totally sure yet. 322 00:15:45,677 --> 00:15:46,761 Sure of what? 323 00:15:47,178 --> 00:15:48,261 Hang on! 324 00:15:48,303 --> 00:15:50,178 Yeah? No! 325 00:15:50,719 --> 00:15:52,719 No, I kicked your ass around the block. 326 00:15:52,761 --> 00:15:54,011 Sure about what? 327 00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:55,969 Hang on, my dad's here. 328 00:15:56,011 --> 00:15:59,928 I might have a seminar in Courchevel. 329 00:16:00,802 --> 00:16:03,886 A seminar in Courchevel? Stéphane, quit lying. 330 00:16:03,928 --> 00:16:05,261 You're going skiing. 331 00:16:05,303 --> 00:16:08,677 I have a friend whose parents may lend us a chalet. 332 00:16:08,719 --> 00:16:10,303 But it's not sure. 333 00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:12,844 You're waiting for a better offer. 334 00:16:12,886 --> 00:16:16,261 What planet do you live on? Ever heard of family? 335 00:16:16,303 --> 00:16:18,969 - It's all right. - No it's not! 336 00:16:19,636 --> 00:16:21,428 Ok. Rematch on Sunday. 337 00:16:21,470 --> 00:16:24,511 Take those Q-Tips out! 338 00:16:24,552 --> 00:16:26,011 They're earbuds. 339 00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:28,677 I know what they are. You think I'm an idiot. 340 00:16:28,719 --> 00:16:31,428 Seriously, this is hard to take! 341 00:16:31,844 --> 00:16:34,802 I never see you. You're always plugged in elsewhere. 342 00:16:35,386 --> 00:16:39,136 Now we're together, here. Put your "con calls" on hold! 343 00:16:39,178 --> 00:16:41,094 Be here with me. 344 00:16:41,136 --> 00:16:42,719 It gets really tiresome. 345 00:16:42,761 --> 00:16:47,011 - Later. My dad is cheesed off. - Yes. I am cheesed off. 346 00:16:48,136 --> 00:16:51,345 Look, I'll let you know as soon as I do. 347 00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:52,886 All right. 348 00:16:53,718 --> 00:16:54,886 Kiss. 349 00:16:57,052 --> 00:16:59,053 Fuck, I forgot my shirts! 350 00:17:00,677 --> 00:17:01,719 Kiss! 351 00:17:01,761 --> 00:17:03,677 I'm late, I'm late, I'm late! 352 00:17:05,927 --> 00:17:07,302 Thank your mom! 353 00:17:14,261 --> 00:17:16,928 I stopped by to buy flowers. 354 00:17:19,428 --> 00:17:20,886 Did Stéphane stop by? 355 00:17:21,719 --> 00:17:24,136 - For just a second. - Just my luck. 356 00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:26,677 How did you know? 357 00:17:27,345 --> 00:17:29,428 Orange juice, left out, open. 358 00:17:30,011 --> 00:17:31,386 I went to the market. 359 00:17:31,428 --> 00:17:35,011 I ordered a turkey and a capon. We'll decide later. 360 00:17:35,053 --> 00:17:39,053 And little sausage, vegetarian or not, will eat what we have! 361 00:17:40,511 --> 00:17:41,886 About that... 362 00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,719 this year, 363 00:17:45,469 --> 00:17:46,594 Stéphane 364 00:17:47,386 --> 00:17:48,511 may not be here. 365 00:17:52,511 --> 00:17:55,261 He might go skiing with his friends. 366 00:18:07,261 --> 00:18:08,969 - Dad? - Yes. 367 00:18:09,011 --> 00:18:11,095 Is mom there? 368 00:18:12,844 --> 00:18:13,969 She's not far. 369 00:18:14,011 --> 00:18:16,011 Don't bother her. 370 00:18:17,053 --> 00:18:19,511 Could you tell her... 371 00:18:19,552 --> 00:18:20,844 that... 372 00:18:20,886 --> 00:18:22,636 in the end, 373 00:18:22,677 --> 00:18:24,427 I can't come on Christmas 374 00:18:24,469 --> 00:18:28,220 because I have a cooking seminar in Italy. 375 00:18:28,261 --> 00:18:32,928 It's a birthday gift, only a week. We'll have Christmas later. 376 00:18:32,969 --> 00:18:35,386 I know you understand, Dad. 377 00:18:39,844 --> 00:18:42,469 Great. Big kiss, Daddykins. 378 00:18:42,511 --> 00:18:45,178 Give mom a kiss. Kiss, kiss! 379 00:18:47,303 --> 00:18:48,511 She sends her love. 380 00:18:54,844 --> 00:18:56,011 Chantal? 381 00:18:56,053 --> 00:19:00,220 I don't want to see you anymore! I'm sick of your faces staring at me! 382 00:19:00,261 --> 00:19:01,761 Come on, Chantal! 383 00:19:02,303 --> 00:19:03,803 Don't get so upset! 384 00:19:03,844 --> 00:19:06,928 Little snotnoses! I'm done with you! 385 00:19:06,969 --> 00:19:10,095 No, watch out! You'll hurt yourself. 386 00:19:10,136 --> 00:19:11,803 All over! Lousy brats! 387 00:19:11,844 --> 00:19:13,636 And this one, too! 388 00:19:14,345 --> 00:19:16,178 Over and done! 389 00:19:17,386 --> 00:19:18,969 We take care of them, 390 00:19:19,011 --> 00:19:20,886 give them our lives! 391 00:19:20,928 --> 00:19:22,594 So bloody ungrateful! 392 00:19:22,636 --> 00:19:25,552 It's no big deal. We'll have Christmas on New Year's Day. 393 00:19:28,511 --> 00:19:29,886 Look at me. 394 00:19:29,928 --> 00:19:33,011 Christmas on New Year's? Over my dead body! 395 00:19:33,053 --> 00:19:34,928 Never! 396 00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:38,928 Never. 397 00:19:44,427 --> 00:19:45,678 Spare change? 398 00:19:49,678 --> 00:19:52,303 Thanks. God will repay you. 399 00:19:52,344 --> 00:19:53,761 Too much to ask for. 400 00:19:53,803 --> 00:19:56,011 Just give me peace and quiet. 401 00:19:58,344 --> 00:20:00,178 Trouble sleeping? 402 00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:01,511 Not a wink. 403 00:20:01,552 --> 00:20:02,970 Yeah, that happens. 404 00:20:05,136 --> 00:20:06,178 Hey! 405 00:20:06,220 --> 00:20:07,719 You had a winner here? 406 00:20:08,220 --> 00:20:11,220 - Not a jackpot, but 300K isn't bad. - I'll say. 407 00:20:11,261 --> 00:20:13,552 The guy's wife was leaving him. 408 00:20:13,594 --> 00:20:16,178 Afterward, she came back. Right quick! 409 00:20:17,636 --> 00:20:19,469 Should've held his tongue. 410 00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:23,011 Money talks, as they say. 411 00:20:23,053 --> 00:20:24,469 Got that right. 412 00:20:25,386 --> 00:20:26,511 Anyway... 413 00:20:41,302 --> 00:20:42,469 Chantal? 414 00:21:03,886 --> 00:21:05,636 There is a solution. 415 00:21:06,178 --> 00:21:07,386 Solution? 416 00:21:07,844 --> 00:21:09,886 To get them to come for Christmas. 417 00:21:12,302 --> 00:21:13,886 Use a little bait. 418 00:21:14,427 --> 00:21:15,803 Bait? 419 00:21:15,844 --> 00:21:17,594 Motivate them. 420 00:21:18,302 --> 00:21:20,386 That's all I ever do. 421 00:21:20,427 --> 00:21:21,803 No, honey. 422 00:21:21,844 --> 00:21:23,886 You only ever ask them to come, 423 00:21:23,928 --> 00:21:25,594 hope that they'll come. 424 00:21:26,095 --> 00:21:28,553 I mean something that would 425 00:21:29,095 --> 00:21:31,053 make them run over here. 426 00:21:33,761 --> 00:21:35,803 Make them stick close to home. 427 00:21:37,719 --> 00:21:40,344 They'd be on our backs all day long. 428 00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:45,636 We don't count for our kids. 429 00:21:45,678 --> 00:21:47,261 We need a recount. 430 00:21:49,427 --> 00:21:52,053 We're going to win the lottery. 431 00:21:54,427 --> 00:21:56,178 We'll make them believe 432 00:21:56,636 --> 00:21:59,219 that we won the lottery. 433 00:22:05,511 --> 00:22:07,970 Out of the question. Too dishonest. 434 00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:25,719 It's Stéphane! 435 00:22:26,719 --> 00:22:28,553 Sandrine's in trouble. 436 00:22:28,594 --> 00:22:31,469 Or an EMT is using his phone because he died. 437 00:22:31,511 --> 00:22:32,678 Answer! 438 00:22:35,803 --> 00:22:38,553 Yeah, Mom. I stained my shirt. What do I do? 439 00:22:44,219 --> 00:22:45,594 Got scissors? 440 00:22:45,636 --> 00:22:47,427 Yeah, I think so. 441 00:22:47,469 --> 00:22:49,261 Take the scissors 442 00:22:49,302 --> 00:22:53,053 and cut very carefully around the stain. 443 00:22:53,095 --> 00:22:54,553 Leaving a wide margin. 444 00:22:55,219 --> 00:22:57,845 Cut it out around the stain, 445 00:22:57,886 --> 00:22:59,970 nice and wide, 446 00:23:00,011 --> 00:23:01,553 cut it, cut it. 447 00:23:01,594 --> 00:23:04,678 Remove the whole stain, and if you did it right, 448 00:23:04,719 --> 00:23:06,053 the stain is gone. 449 00:23:06,095 --> 00:23:07,719 By the way, thank you 450 00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:09,594 for lunch last Thursday. 451 00:23:09,636 --> 00:23:13,261 And while we're at it, merry Christmas and happy New Year! 452 00:23:13,302 --> 00:23:15,053 And that's that! 453 00:23:15,594 --> 00:23:17,011 Putting me on! 454 00:23:21,344 --> 00:23:22,386 Yes. 455 00:23:22,427 --> 00:23:24,095 What's wrong with Mom? 456 00:23:24,136 --> 00:23:27,302 - So upset! - Bunny, it's two in the morning! 457 00:23:27,761 --> 00:23:29,428 Can I guess your bedtime? 458 00:23:29,469 --> 00:23:33,302 Exactly. Come over once in a while, you'll know our habits. 459 00:23:33,344 --> 00:23:36,928 Goodbye! Hang on, two in the morning is not early! 460 00:23:36,970 --> 00:23:38,261 Goodbye again! 461 00:23:42,719 --> 00:23:44,011 Christian. 462 00:23:44,761 --> 00:23:45,886 Chantal. 463 00:23:46,302 --> 00:23:48,344 That lottery thing of yours. 464 00:23:48,386 --> 00:23:49,761 I'm in. 465 00:23:50,553 --> 00:23:53,928 They're a big pain in the ass, those two little shits. 466 00:23:59,261 --> 00:24:00,553 Wait! 467 00:24:01,469 --> 00:24:02,553 Wait! 468 00:24:02,594 --> 00:24:04,053 Stop! 469 00:24:04,094 --> 00:24:06,136 Stop, it's a mistake! 470 00:24:06,177 --> 00:24:08,177 Give me that back! 471 00:24:08,886 --> 00:24:12,469 What in the world? You don't throw these things out! 472 00:24:12,511 --> 00:24:14,803 And don't touch a thing! 473 00:24:16,928 --> 00:24:19,511 I got little snot, you take big dummy. 474 00:24:19,553 --> 00:24:20,594 Easy, Chantal. 475 00:24:20,636 --> 00:24:24,761 This will show them. We're going to show them we exist! 476 00:24:24,803 --> 00:24:26,386 - Ready? - Yes. 477 00:24:26,428 --> 00:24:28,094 Here we go. 478 00:24:28,136 --> 00:24:30,302 Dental office, can I help you? 479 00:24:32,678 --> 00:24:35,720 Hi! Leave your name and I'll get back to you. 480 00:24:35,761 --> 00:24:37,052 If it's worth it! 481 00:24:37,094 --> 00:24:39,094 This one will be worth it! 482 00:24:39,136 --> 00:24:41,344 Hi, honey. It's Mommy! 483 00:24:41,803 --> 00:24:43,428 We have great news. 484 00:24:43,469 --> 00:24:47,052 Daddy and I have won lots of money in the lottery. 485 00:24:47,094 --> 00:24:49,511 See you later! Kiss, kiss! 486 00:24:51,302 --> 00:24:52,678 Worked all night? 487 00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:55,678 Yeah. Yeah, almost all night. 488 00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:57,845 Well clearly you lack talent. 489 00:24:58,636 --> 00:25:00,594 Sir, I thought... 490 00:25:00,636 --> 00:25:01,845 Stop thinking! 491 00:25:02,553 --> 00:25:04,261 Phone rings in a meeting, too! 492 00:25:04,302 --> 00:25:06,177 Stéphane does it all. 493 00:25:06,219 --> 00:25:08,136 Dad? I'll call back. 494 00:25:09,511 --> 00:25:11,136 Remind me to call him. 495 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:12,845 Where were we? 496 00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:15,302 He hung up! Damn it! 497 00:25:15,344 --> 00:25:17,845 What is this bullshit? I'm pissed off now! 498 00:25:17,886 --> 00:25:21,511 Relax, Christian. I'm trying Sandrine's office line. 499 00:25:21,553 --> 00:25:24,678 A week from Thursday? Hang on, I have another call. 500 00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:28,136 Hello, ma'am. I have a problem with my bridge. 501 00:25:28,177 --> 00:25:29,886 I need an appointment. 502 00:25:29,928 --> 00:25:31,303 Have you come before? 503 00:25:31,344 --> 00:25:33,886 First time. A new patient. 504 00:25:33,928 --> 00:25:35,344 - Mom? - Yes. 505 00:25:35,386 --> 00:25:37,928 - A toothache? - No, my teeth are fine. 506 00:25:37,969 --> 00:25:41,261 And they say, "Listen to your messages." 507 00:25:43,052 --> 00:25:44,720 I'll let you take care of payment. 508 00:25:44,761 --> 00:25:47,094 - Next? - Mrs. Dupuy. 509 00:25:47,136 --> 00:25:50,386 - You said to remind you, your father. - I said that? 510 00:25:50,428 --> 00:25:51,928 Yes, you said... 511 00:25:52,469 --> 00:25:54,720 "Remind me to call my old man." 512 00:25:55,969 --> 00:25:57,261 - Answer! - No. 513 00:25:57,303 --> 00:26:00,219 Answer or we'll never get it done. Answer! 514 00:26:00,261 --> 00:26:02,052 Let him see how it feels. 515 00:26:02,594 --> 00:26:05,720 Pick up already. He's so slow! 516 00:26:05,761 --> 00:26:07,136 Honey, answer. 517 00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:08,761 Yes. 518 00:26:08,803 --> 00:26:10,553 Hello? Bunny? You there? 519 00:26:10,594 --> 00:26:13,553 Of course I'm here. You keep calling me. 520 00:26:13,595 --> 00:26:14,845 What is it? 521 00:26:14,886 --> 00:26:17,553 It's very important. Now I won't tell you. 522 00:26:17,595 --> 00:26:19,011 So there! 523 00:26:19,052 --> 00:26:22,219 Parents! Mine are real specimens! 524 00:26:22,261 --> 00:26:25,469 - Yours leave you be? - Roger. Both dead. 525 00:26:25,511 --> 00:26:28,177 I loved them, I miss them terribly. 526 00:26:30,678 --> 00:26:32,386 - Sorry. - Call him back? 527 00:26:32,428 --> 00:26:34,177 Since he's still alive. 528 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:42,094 You hung up? What is it with you? 529 00:26:42,136 --> 00:26:44,553 It's just that, it's just... 530 00:26:44,595 --> 00:26:46,636 Hurry it up, I'm late! 531 00:26:47,094 --> 00:26:49,595 Your mom and I won the lottery. 532 00:26:49,636 --> 00:26:52,219 A big pile of dough. Have a nice day! 533 00:26:52,886 --> 00:26:54,845 Did I ever cut him down to size! 534 00:26:54,886 --> 00:26:56,094 Well done! 535 00:26:56,136 --> 00:26:59,136 - What did he say? - "A big pile of dough." 536 00:26:59,177 --> 00:27:00,720 That's a quote. 537 00:27:00,761 --> 00:27:02,927 Having dinner at your parents'? 538 00:27:02,969 --> 00:27:05,011 Well I... 539 00:27:10,052 --> 00:27:12,720 The door code is 2842. See you. 540 00:27:12,761 --> 00:27:14,344 - Now. - How much? 541 00:27:14,386 --> 00:27:16,720 My brother. Maybe someone died. 542 00:27:17,219 --> 00:27:18,386 Just a joke. 543 00:27:18,803 --> 00:27:19,845 Talk to Dad? 544 00:27:19,886 --> 00:27:23,720 You could say hello. No, Mom called me. What is it? 545 00:27:23,761 --> 00:27:25,052 They won the lottery! 546 00:27:25,094 --> 00:27:28,219 Apparently a very big pile of dough! 547 00:27:28,261 --> 00:27:29,845 And I'm Santa Claus. 548 00:27:29,886 --> 00:27:32,261 Idiot, why would I kid about that? 549 00:27:32,303 --> 00:27:33,845 On another break?! 550 00:27:33,886 --> 00:27:35,386 Stéphane? 551 00:27:36,261 --> 00:27:38,386 Listen, sweetums, help me out. 552 00:27:38,428 --> 00:27:40,219 Answer, because the ringing... 553 00:27:40,261 --> 00:27:43,052 That's all I'm doing. 554 00:27:43,553 --> 00:27:46,803 Dental office. Please hold on. 555 00:27:46,844 --> 00:27:48,136 How much is it? 556 00:27:48,178 --> 00:27:50,678 I just need to check something. 557 00:27:51,261 --> 00:27:53,261 Hi, honey. It's Mommy! 558 00:27:53,303 --> 00:27:55,094 We have great news. 559 00:27:55,136 --> 00:27:59,094 Daddy and I have won lots of money in the lottery. 560 00:27:59,136 --> 00:28:00,511 See you later! 561 00:28:04,969 --> 00:28:06,011 - Yes? - Hello? 562 00:28:06,052 --> 00:28:08,052 Hi Mommy dear. You called? 563 00:28:08,094 --> 00:28:09,636 Yeah, Dad! It's me. 564 00:28:09,678 --> 00:28:12,886 Sorry about before. I was maybe a little brusque. 565 00:28:12,927 --> 00:28:15,303 I had some trouble at work. 566 00:28:15,344 --> 00:28:19,011 I understand. All that stress. Work, work, work. 567 00:28:19,052 --> 00:28:21,344 Régis' parents invited us to dinner 568 00:28:21,386 --> 00:28:23,761 but I think I can cancel. 569 00:28:23,802 --> 00:28:25,511 Perhaps I could come over? 570 00:28:25,553 --> 00:28:26,595 Well of course! 571 00:28:26,636 --> 00:28:29,761 I thought I'd come over and celebrate. 572 00:28:29,802 --> 00:28:31,052 Just us. 573 00:28:31,678 --> 00:28:32,720 Great. 574 00:28:32,761 --> 00:28:34,720 Cool! See you later. 575 00:28:34,761 --> 00:28:36,470 Wonderful, wonderful. 576 00:28:36,511 --> 00:28:37,678 See you later. 577 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:39,261 Kiss, mommy dear! 578 00:28:39,303 --> 00:28:41,927 Our kids are coming to dinner. 579 00:28:44,636 --> 00:28:48,344 Got to go. My brother had an accident. He's in the hospital. 580 00:28:48,969 --> 00:28:50,886 Wait, I'll come with you. 581 00:28:51,428 --> 00:28:53,052 Please don't! 582 00:28:54,178 --> 00:28:56,219 Don't wait up for me, honeybunch. 583 00:28:56,261 --> 00:28:57,553 Sweetums! 584 00:28:59,428 --> 00:29:00,470 Let's go! 585 00:29:00,511 --> 00:29:02,094 Time to go home! 586 00:29:11,636 --> 00:29:14,011 Ten minutes early, no cancellation. 587 00:29:14,470 --> 00:29:16,844 We can be sure they really love us. 588 00:29:16,886 --> 00:29:18,386 Don't make me laugh. 589 00:29:18,802 --> 00:29:20,344 I'm so nervous. 590 00:29:20,886 --> 00:29:23,136 I'm uneasy lying. How should I act? 591 00:29:23,178 --> 00:29:25,802 Just act naturally. One key word! 592 00:29:26,219 --> 00:29:28,178 We're not spending because... 593 00:29:28,219 --> 00:29:29,802 We're being discreet! 594 00:29:31,219 --> 00:29:33,386 Honey, let yourself enjoy this. 595 00:29:36,636 --> 00:29:38,553 My darlings, my darlings! 596 00:29:38,595 --> 00:29:41,219 - Hi Dad. - My darling little Mommy. 597 00:29:42,053 --> 00:29:43,136 Little sausage. 598 00:29:43,178 --> 00:29:44,511 Daddykins. 599 00:29:46,094 --> 00:29:47,178 How are you? 600 00:29:47,969 --> 00:29:49,595 I'm so happy to see you. 601 00:29:49,636 --> 00:29:50,927 I could tell. 602 00:29:50,969 --> 00:29:54,844 Oh! You broke your piggy bank for your old dad. 603 00:29:54,886 --> 00:29:56,344 Trouble finding it? 604 00:29:56,386 --> 00:29:57,761 What? 605 00:29:57,802 --> 00:29:59,178 Your way here. 606 00:30:01,678 --> 00:30:04,011 - Pretty funny, huh? - LOL! 607 00:30:04,053 --> 00:30:05,636 Take off your coats. 608 00:30:13,053 --> 00:30:16,553 This beloved old house! 609 00:30:16,595 --> 00:30:17,927 Right. 610 00:30:17,969 --> 00:30:21,886 - Where are the champagne glasses? - Same place as always. 611 00:30:21,927 --> 00:30:24,386 The glasses, the glasses... 612 00:30:24,428 --> 00:30:26,802 You have amnesia? They're here. 613 00:30:28,927 --> 00:30:30,719 Natural, natural. 614 00:30:31,428 --> 00:30:32,636 Well now... 615 00:30:34,136 --> 00:30:35,719 Champagne, Dad? 616 00:30:36,219 --> 00:30:37,969 Need some help, Mom? 617 00:30:41,219 --> 00:30:44,178 It smells so good! What is it? 618 00:30:44,219 --> 00:30:45,595 Boiling water. 619 00:30:45,636 --> 00:30:46,886 Oh yeah. 620 00:30:47,677 --> 00:30:50,470 How's your health, Dad? You look well. 621 00:30:50,511 --> 00:30:51,677 Very well. 622 00:30:51,719 --> 00:30:53,927 With all those crumbles I've eaten! 623 00:30:54,553 --> 00:30:55,719 All alone. 624 00:30:57,761 --> 00:30:58,802 Here, darling. 625 00:30:58,844 --> 00:31:00,011 Thank you. 626 00:31:02,094 --> 00:31:03,386 Well? 627 00:31:03,428 --> 00:31:05,219 - Here's to you! - Cheers! 628 00:31:07,303 --> 00:31:08,969 Eye contact! 629 00:31:09,011 --> 00:31:10,219 Eye contact. 630 00:31:15,303 --> 00:31:16,636 Very good. 631 00:31:21,511 --> 00:31:23,261 What about you? 632 00:31:24,844 --> 00:31:26,553 Nothing very exciting. 633 00:31:27,677 --> 00:31:28,927 They're so silly. 634 00:31:37,719 --> 00:31:39,345 Tell us! How much? 635 00:31:39,386 --> 00:31:40,511 Yeah, how much? 636 00:31:48,136 --> 00:31:49,470 - Eight... - Ten... 637 00:31:51,261 --> 00:31:52,594 Eighteen. 638 00:31:55,094 --> 00:31:56,136 - What? - Million? 639 00:31:56,178 --> 00:31:58,553 Right. Eighteen million. 640 00:32:01,553 --> 00:32:03,345 It took a minute to sink in. 641 00:32:03,386 --> 00:32:04,428 I bet. 642 00:32:04,470 --> 00:32:06,261 We couldn't believe it. 643 00:32:06,928 --> 00:32:09,178 Then we had to acknowledge it. 644 00:32:09,219 --> 00:32:10,303 There. 645 00:32:14,553 --> 00:32:16,470 Will you move? 646 00:32:16,511 --> 00:32:18,386 Move? What an idea. 647 00:32:18,428 --> 00:32:20,386 Don't you want an apartment? 648 00:32:20,428 --> 00:32:22,928 In Paris, with a terrace? 649 00:32:23,511 --> 00:32:25,136 We'd come over often. 650 00:32:26,178 --> 00:32:29,928 Rueil-Malmaison isn't exactly the end of the earth. 651 00:32:29,969 --> 00:32:31,386 Yes it is, sort of. 652 00:32:31,428 --> 00:32:34,470 Your mother and I have decided to take our time. 653 00:32:35,386 --> 00:32:37,386 Yes, we're taking our time. 654 00:32:37,428 --> 00:32:41,386 You know your father. Always careful, careful. 655 00:32:41,428 --> 00:32:44,053 We must be discreet. 656 00:32:44,636 --> 00:32:48,636 It's all in the bank. No reason to panic. 657 00:32:48,677 --> 00:32:51,053 Your mother and I decided 658 00:32:51,094 --> 00:32:52,552 to take our time. 659 00:32:52,594 --> 00:32:55,094 And to be discreet. 660 00:32:57,178 --> 00:32:58,345 There you are. 661 00:33:00,552 --> 00:33:03,470 Enough about that! Shall we sit down to eat? 662 00:33:03,511 --> 00:33:05,844 - I made my crumble. - I'm hungry. 663 00:33:11,886 --> 00:33:13,470 Mom's stuffed veal! 664 00:33:13,511 --> 00:33:15,178 Not vegetarian now? 665 00:33:15,220 --> 00:33:17,386 Not for special occasions! 666 00:33:18,303 --> 00:33:21,178 Hey little sausage, tell us about you. 667 00:33:21,220 --> 00:33:22,594 No baby on the way? 668 00:33:26,053 --> 00:33:27,677 Do you smell of tobacco? 669 00:33:27,719 --> 00:33:29,719 No. I don't smoke, I vape. 670 00:33:30,552 --> 00:33:32,136 And I'm only 33, Mom. 671 00:33:32,178 --> 00:33:33,719 Vaping is smoking. 672 00:33:33,761 --> 00:33:36,552 And 33 is the start of the limit for having babies. 673 00:33:40,470 --> 00:33:41,677 And you, Stéphane? 674 00:33:41,719 --> 00:33:43,677 Me? Just work, work, work. 675 00:33:43,719 --> 00:33:45,053 I'm drowning in it. 676 00:33:45,511 --> 00:33:49,345 I don't love it, but it's necessary. Got to pay the rent. 677 00:33:50,053 --> 00:33:52,261 Glub, glub... 678 00:33:53,719 --> 00:33:55,260 Drowning in it. 679 00:33:58,676 --> 00:34:00,386 You always make me laugh! 680 00:34:01,719 --> 00:34:03,178 Your dad is so funny. 681 00:34:03,219 --> 00:34:04,552 Nice one. 682 00:34:07,136 --> 00:34:09,676 Look at our faces in that one! 683 00:34:10,885 --> 00:34:13,220 - Still there. - What are they waiting for? 684 00:34:13,260 --> 00:34:17,594 - To find out how much they get! - Not 18 million anyway! 685 00:34:18,220 --> 00:34:21,844 And this one. Look! We all look so sweet in this one! 686 00:34:21,885 --> 00:34:23,886 - Dad! Mom! - Come! 687 00:34:23,928 --> 00:34:26,136 Look. I had forgotten! 688 00:34:27,220 --> 00:34:28,303 So sweet. 689 00:34:28,345 --> 00:34:31,303 My dears, we were happy to see you... 690 00:34:31,345 --> 00:34:34,761 But your mom and I turn in early now. 691 00:34:39,469 --> 00:34:41,928 Turns out I may not go skiing. 692 00:34:41,969 --> 00:34:43,886 Because I hurt my knee. 693 00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:47,011 Christmas is 3 weeks away. It might heal. 694 00:34:47,053 --> 00:34:51,136 I might not go to Italy. Régis can't close the office. 695 00:34:51,178 --> 00:34:52,969 It's the busy season. 696 00:34:53,011 --> 00:34:54,469 Even for teeth? 697 00:34:55,178 --> 00:34:56,677 Darn. 698 00:34:57,844 --> 00:34:58,886 Hug? 699 00:34:58,928 --> 00:35:00,469 Family hug? 700 00:35:03,761 --> 00:35:06,011 Huggie, hug, hug. 701 00:35:10,552 --> 00:35:12,261 Hug, hug... 702 00:35:13,136 --> 00:35:14,636 - Hug, hug. - Yeah, yeah. 703 00:35:15,844 --> 00:35:18,261 Come to Paris, we'll go shopping! 704 00:35:18,636 --> 00:35:19,719 Why not? 705 00:35:19,761 --> 00:35:22,053 I'm free for lunch tomorrow. 706 00:35:22,636 --> 00:35:23,886 Why not? 707 00:35:25,844 --> 00:35:27,761 Little bastards... 708 00:35:27,803 --> 00:35:29,220 Creeps. 709 00:35:29,677 --> 00:35:30,803 Bye bye! 710 00:35:31,969 --> 00:35:33,636 Christmas is good. Happy? 711 00:35:33,677 --> 00:35:37,345 How can I put this? I'm happy but a little nauseous. 712 00:35:37,386 --> 00:35:38,803 But you're happy. 713 00:35:38,844 --> 00:35:40,803 Yes, but I am in shock. 714 00:35:45,969 --> 00:35:47,136 About time. 715 00:35:47,178 --> 00:35:49,011 How's your brother? 716 00:35:50,095 --> 00:35:51,261 The accident! 717 00:35:51,303 --> 00:35:53,220 Oh right, he's fine. 718 00:35:53,261 --> 00:35:55,886 He's all right. Not very serious. 719 00:35:57,220 --> 00:36:00,095 I was so worried. I couldn't sleep. 720 00:36:00,136 --> 00:36:02,594 I kept calling, didn't you see? 721 00:36:02,636 --> 00:36:07,095 I was watching a horror film. I started freaking out. 722 00:36:07,136 --> 00:36:08,427 It was hell. 723 00:36:08,469 --> 00:36:10,386 My parents won the lottery. 724 00:36:10,427 --> 00:36:11,678 Really? 725 00:36:12,095 --> 00:36:13,261 Cool. 726 00:36:13,303 --> 00:36:14,969 That's all you got to say? 727 00:36:15,427 --> 00:36:17,678 No... I'm really happy. 728 00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:19,886 That's great for them. 729 00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:23,678 All right, coming to bed? 730 00:36:24,469 --> 00:36:26,053 Yeah, I'll be right in. 731 00:36:27,178 --> 00:36:30,386 How can I say that I don't feel much like sleeping? 732 00:36:32,511 --> 00:36:33,844 "Great for them." 733 00:36:42,053 --> 00:36:43,261 Christian. 734 00:36:43,302 --> 00:36:45,011 It's Sandrine. 735 00:36:45,053 --> 00:36:47,469 She loves us, she sends kisses. 736 00:36:47,511 --> 00:36:48,928 Oh Chantal. 737 00:36:50,261 --> 00:36:52,678 I know. But it's nice anyway. 738 00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:53,886 Sure, yeah. 739 00:36:55,220 --> 00:36:56,220 Snuggle? 740 00:36:56,261 --> 00:36:57,594 - No. - Yes! 741 00:37:03,386 --> 00:37:05,678 It's Stéphane. He's into us, too! 742 00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:08,469 I'll set it to vibrate. 743 00:37:08,511 --> 00:37:10,928 - No, put it on silent. - Why? 744 00:37:10,970 --> 00:37:15,261 The vibrate reminds me of the oven timer. Distracting! 745 00:37:15,302 --> 00:37:17,095 Think so? 746 00:37:20,678 --> 00:37:22,511 First night as a multi-millionaire? 747 00:37:23,095 --> 00:37:25,469 It's so good to have money. 748 00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:29,511 This will be fun. But we must be credible. 749 00:37:29,552 --> 00:37:30,970 You have ideas? 750 00:37:33,803 --> 00:37:37,511 They've been such bastards. We can skewer them just a little. 751 00:37:37,552 --> 00:37:38,886 Just a little. 752 00:37:47,970 --> 00:37:50,053 - Where are you, my love? - Look. 753 00:37:50,095 --> 00:37:52,386 No! Not big enough. 754 00:37:54,136 --> 00:37:55,344 Elegant, right? 755 00:37:56,261 --> 00:37:57,594 No, it's cheesy. 756 00:37:58,095 --> 00:38:00,136 - And is this a little... - Yes. 757 00:38:00,970 --> 00:38:02,594 If I were a rich man... 758 00:38:02,636 --> 00:38:05,261 It's ugly. I don't like anything here. 759 00:38:05,302 --> 00:38:06,636 And expensive! 760 00:38:06,678 --> 00:38:08,928 Let's try another store. 761 00:38:09,761 --> 00:38:11,053 We'll be back. 762 00:38:11,678 --> 00:38:12,844 We need to think. 763 00:38:12,886 --> 00:38:14,011 - How much? - 50. 764 00:38:14,053 --> 00:38:16,719 No, 40! Last offer! 765 00:38:19,136 --> 00:38:21,844 What? 89 euros for 20 minutes! 766 00:38:21,886 --> 00:38:23,302 How much is that a day? 767 00:38:23,344 --> 00:38:25,844 8 times 3, minus 4, carry the 2, times 8... 768 00:38:25,886 --> 00:38:27,344 2,136. 769 00:38:27,886 --> 00:38:29,261 What shall we do? 770 00:38:29,928 --> 00:38:32,053 Make us look like that. 771 00:38:32,095 --> 00:38:33,178 For sure? 772 00:38:33,219 --> 00:38:34,719 For sure. 773 00:38:34,761 --> 00:38:36,636 Look out! Look out! 774 00:38:37,928 --> 00:38:41,136 - Careful, slow down. - Relax, I got this. 775 00:38:41,177 --> 00:38:43,136 My door opened by itself. 776 00:38:43,177 --> 00:38:44,928 - Close it! - I can't! 777 00:38:45,678 --> 00:38:46,970 Don't touch anything. 778 00:38:47,011 --> 00:38:48,678 I didn't! 779 00:38:59,886 --> 00:39:01,136 Stop. 780 00:39:01,594 --> 00:39:02,845 Hang on. 781 00:39:02,886 --> 00:39:04,469 I can make it. 782 00:39:07,053 --> 00:39:08,594 Hang on, let me help you. 783 00:39:10,302 --> 00:39:11,553 Got it? 784 00:39:13,136 --> 00:39:14,886 - Is this ok? - Fine, fine. 785 00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:19,636 I have to return it by 3. At these prices... 786 00:39:20,386 --> 00:39:21,594 All right. 787 00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:30,845 Dental office, can I help you? 788 00:39:30,886 --> 00:39:32,427 Yes, Mr. Bedaoui? 789 00:39:32,928 --> 00:39:36,678 You're canceling? Fine, but I'm booked to the 17th. 790 00:39:37,469 --> 00:39:39,386 Fine. On the 17th at... 791 00:39:39,427 --> 00:39:40,553 One moment. 792 00:39:40,594 --> 00:39:43,886 The 17th, at 2:30 as well? 793 00:39:43,928 --> 00:39:46,511 Thank you, Mr. Bedaoui. See you soon. 794 00:39:46,553 --> 00:39:48,053 Have an appointment? 795 00:39:48,095 --> 00:39:50,886 Darling, it's me! It's Mom. 796 00:39:52,177 --> 00:39:53,845 - Oh my God! - Like it? 797 00:39:55,553 --> 00:39:57,553 You look gorgeous, Chantal. 798 00:39:57,594 --> 00:40:00,761 - Reminds me of Maria Callas. - Thanks, Régis. 799 00:40:03,095 --> 00:40:04,636 Mom and I are going out. 800 00:40:04,678 --> 00:40:07,928 Great. I'm on a break, I'll come along. 801 00:40:07,970 --> 00:40:11,386 No! I want to be with my mom. Just us girls! 802 00:40:11,428 --> 00:40:13,428 - Where to? - I have ideas! 803 00:40:13,469 --> 00:40:15,011 I bet you do! 804 00:40:15,053 --> 00:40:18,886 Castignac, I'm casting off! So long, Castignac! 805 00:40:19,970 --> 00:40:22,678 "Little Stéphane" is over. I'm not little! 806 00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:25,136 Castignac I'm casting off! 807 00:40:25,177 --> 00:40:27,970 Mr. CEO, circumstances are such 808 00:40:28,011 --> 00:40:30,594 that I am now able to resign, 809 00:40:30,636 --> 00:40:33,636 to hit the road, to stop working! 810 00:40:33,678 --> 00:40:36,803 Because my parents have won the jackpot! 811 00:40:36,845 --> 00:40:40,094 The grand prize! Eighteen big ones! 812 00:40:41,177 --> 00:40:42,886 Castignac I'm casting off! 813 00:40:45,428 --> 00:40:47,261 Come into my office. 814 00:40:47,302 --> 00:40:48,720 My little Stéphane, 815 00:40:49,136 --> 00:40:51,261 I've always seen your potential. 816 00:40:51,678 --> 00:40:52,970 Huge potential. 817 00:40:53,678 --> 00:40:56,052 Letting go, after years of frustration, 818 00:40:56,094 --> 00:40:57,594 is very tempting. 819 00:40:57,636 --> 00:40:59,469 But it might not be prudent. 820 00:41:00,094 --> 00:41:01,678 Equal partners. 821 00:41:02,261 --> 00:41:04,553 You and me. What do you think? 822 00:41:04,594 --> 00:41:07,094 Equal partners? Is that all? 823 00:41:11,094 --> 00:41:13,720 - Serious? - I've rarely been more so. 824 00:41:14,803 --> 00:41:17,136 You need to invest a little cash. 825 00:41:17,177 --> 00:41:18,302 I imagine. 826 00:41:19,011 --> 00:41:20,761 The problem is, my father... 827 00:41:21,136 --> 00:41:23,594 is the kind who spends nothing. 828 00:41:24,052 --> 00:41:26,970 He's a very economical person. 829 00:41:27,011 --> 00:41:28,845 He does spend a little. 830 00:41:31,469 --> 00:41:33,761 Holy shit! 831 00:41:33,803 --> 00:41:35,469 I have lunch with him. 832 00:41:35,511 --> 00:41:37,970 Well go ahead, of course! 833 00:41:38,011 --> 00:41:39,761 He has his own style. 834 00:41:41,761 --> 00:41:42,845 Yes. 835 00:41:42,886 --> 00:41:45,636 You did it! You went for it! 836 00:41:45,678 --> 00:41:47,219 Dad's going wild! 837 00:41:47,261 --> 00:41:50,011 I'm so happy! Can I drive it? 838 00:41:50,052 --> 00:41:51,594 No, it's not broken in. 839 00:41:51,636 --> 00:41:53,052 Please! 840 00:41:53,094 --> 00:41:55,302 - Please. - No. When Dad says no? 841 00:41:55,344 --> 00:41:56,469 It means no. 842 00:42:08,011 --> 00:42:09,094 Wow! 843 00:42:09,136 --> 00:42:10,720 You got a Rolex? 844 00:42:10,761 --> 00:42:14,344 And a Cartier for Mom. The least we could do, right? 845 00:42:16,219 --> 00:42:17,386 Where should we go? 846 00:42:17,428 --> 00:42:20,219 With you Dad, to the end of the earth! 847 00:42:21,011 --> 00:42:22,469 Don't touch. 848 00:42:26,344 --> 00:42:28,011 - Ladies. - Hello. 849 00:42:28,511 --> 00:42:31,052 I reserved a private fitting. 850 00:42:31,094 --> 00:42:32,303 At your service. 851 00:42:32,344 --> 00:42:35,845 I'm dressing my daughter for the winter. Head to toe. 852 00:42:35,886 --> 00:42:38,761 Unlimited budget. 853 00:43:42,678 --> 00:43:43,803 Oh darn it. 854 00:43:44,469 --> 00:43:45,678 Darn it all. 855 00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:46,845 How silly. 856 00:43:46,886 --> 00:43:48,886 - What? - I can't find my wallet. 857 00:43:48,927 --> 00:43:50,011 No. 858 00:43:51,261 --> 00:43:52,886 What a shame. 859 00:43:54,052 --> 00:43:55,428 Oh, that's it! 860 00:43:57,303 --> 00:43:59,969 This morning, I hesitated between two outfits. 861 00:44:00,011 --> 00:44:02,927 And I recall I left it in my other bag. 862 00:44:07,136 --> 00:44:08,344 Excuse me. 863 00:44:10,969 --> 00:44:12,344 After you, dear. 864 00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:17,261 Mr. and Mrs. Blanc, it's been so long! 865 00:44:17,303 --> 00:44:18,344 Go right ahead. 866 00:44:18,386 --> 00:44:21,303 We have cause for celebration! 867 00:44:21,844 --> 00:44:24,595 Bring us two glasses of your finest champagne! 868 00:44:24,636 --> 00:44:25,761 Right away. 869 00:44:26,344 --> 00:44:28,303 - Here, darling. - Thank you. 870 00:44:42,219 --> 00:44:43,553 We're monsters. 871 00:44:43,595 --> 00:44:44,886 No, they are! 872 00:44:46,927 --> 00:44:48,803 It sort of hurt to watch her. 873 00:44:49,303 --> 00:44:52,428 - For years they've hurt you. - And you as well. 874 00:44:52,469 --> 00:44:54,678 No, mainly you. 875 00:44:55,428 --> 00:44:57,178 Here we are, madam. 876 00:44:57,844 --> 00:44:59,094 Sir. 877 00:44:59,761 --> 00:45:02,303 To our 18 million! 878 00:45:03,011 --> 00:45:04,428 And to our children 879 00:45:04,470 --> 00:45:06,470 coming over for Christmas! 880 00:45:14,802 --> 00:45:16,553 I'm so worn out! 881 00:45:19,344 --> 00:45:21,678 It's exhausting to be rich. 882 00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:28,553 Plus we're right next door. 883 00:45:32,011 --> 00:45:33,511 Pretty nice, huh? 884 00:45:33,553 --> 00:45:36,927 I prefer to anticipate, if it motivates you. 885 00:45:36,969 --> 00:45:38,052 Come on, hit the remote. 886 00:45:39,595 --> 00:45:40,844 Castignac... 887 00:45:40,886 --> 00:45:42,386 Blanc! 888 00:45:48,511 --> 00:45:50,052 Enough, Valérie! 889 00:45:50,511 --> 00:45:52,969 But I'll have to meet your dad. 890 00:45:53,011 --> 00:45:55,386 But... right now? 891 00:45:55,428 --> 00:45:57,844 Now! Sit down. Valérie. 892 00:46:01,470 --> 00:46:02,844 Phone. 893 00:46:02,886 --> 00:46:03,969 Call. 894 00:46:06,636 --> 00:46:08,052 Speaker. 895 00:46:14,470 --> 00:46:15,511 Yes, Stéph? 896 00:46:15,553 --> 00:46:17,969 Dad? Yeah, it's me. Listen... 897 00:46:18,011 --> 00:46:21,511 Hang on, Stéphane. Sorry. Give me a minute. 898 00:46:21,553 --> 00:46:24,386 And a Luxe Magazine as well. 899 00:46:25,261 --> 00:46:26,344 There. 900 00:46:26,386 --> 00:46:29,011 And also a Forbes, nice and mature. 901 00:46:29,053 --> 00:46:30,053 Mom, it's me! 902 00:46:30,094 --> 00:46:34,136 I have a little time today. Maybe we could go have lunch? 903 00:46:34,178 --> 00:46:36,761 Hang on. Let me check my schedule. 904 00:46:39,761 --> 00:46:41,802 Now, today... 905 00:46:41,844 --> 00:46:44,053 Yes, Stéphane. What can I do for you? 906 00:46:44,094 --> 00:46:46,886 Listen, I wanted to ask you... 907 00:46:47,636 --> 00:46:48,761 Lunch. 908 00:46:48,802 --> 00:46:50,219 Want to have lunch? 909 00:46:50,261 --> 00:46:53,719 Today is a little tough. I'm totally booked. 910 00:46:53,761 --> 00:46:55,428 Darn, too bad. 911 00:46:55,470 --> 00:46:58,470 Darn, I have a riding lesson today. 912 00:46:58,511 --> 00:46:59,761 Horseback riding? 913 00:46:59,802 --> 00:47:01,386 And, and... 914 00:47:01,428 --> 00:47:03,719 - Tomorrow. - Tomorrow, want to... 915 00:47:04,470 --> 00:47:06,636 - Golf. - ...play golf? 916 00:47:06,677 --> 00:47:10,136 Tomorrow, wait a second... Tomorrow's good. 917 00:47:10,178 --> 00:47:12,345 Great. I'll reserve. I'm glad! 918 00:47:13,011 --> 00:47:14,303 All right, deal! 919 00:47:14,345 --> 00:47:15,595 Great. 920 00:47:15,636 --> 00:47:17,428 See you tomorrow, Dad. 921 00:47:19,595 --> 00:47:20,844 He's happy. 922 00:47:22,261 --> 00:47:23,219 Very happy. 923 00:47:23,261 --> 00:47:26,511 Tomorrow, I'm lunching at the Tour d'Argent. 924 00:47:26,553 --> 00:47:28,428 And I take up golf! 925 00:47:29,470 --> 00:47:31,011 They miss us. 926 00:47:35,761 --> 00:47:37,511 Who do I remind you of? 927 00:47:38,178 --> 00:47:40,053 Of Castafiore! Bellissima! 928 00:47:40,094 --> 00:47:41,136 Silly! 929 00:47:41,178 --> 00:47:43,428 And me? I improvised. 930 00:47:43,470 --> 00:47:44,844 Tintin in the Congo? 931 00:47:44,886 --> 00:47:46,677 No, a golfer! 932 00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:47,886 Tiger Woods. 933 00:47:47,927 --> 00:47:50,511 Would you open the door please, good man? 934 00:47:50,553 --> 00:47:52,802 - With pleasure. - Thank you. 935 00:48:12,178 --> 00:48:14,595 - Give me a little push. - I'm trying. 936 00:48:15,511 --> 00:48:17,053 That's it, I'm good. 937 00:48:17,802 --> 00:48:19,178 Have a nice time. 938 00:48:25,428 --> 00:48:27,011 Your dad is such a kid. 939 00:48:27,053 --> 00:48:29,386 Big change from the Peugeot. 940 00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:44,428 The loveliest table. Just as you requested. 941 00:48:44,470 --> 00:48:47,928 With the loveliest view, for the loveliest mom! 942 00:48:50,553 --> 00:48:52,094 Cocktail? 943 00:48:52,136 --> 00:48:54,511 - A little champagne? - Fine! 944 00:48:54,553 --> 00:48:56,719 A Dom Perignon, 2002. 945 00:48:56,761 --> 00:48:58,928 And two Tour of Fame prix fixe. 946 00:48:58,969 --> 00:49:00,094 Excellent choice. 947 00:49:00,802 --> 00:49:02,178 Tour of Fame! 948 00:49:02,219 --> 00:49:05,428 Hey, it's not every day you... 949 00:49:05,802 --> 00:49:06,886 What? 950 00:49:07,470 --> 00:49:09,844 No. That we have lunch together. 951 00:49:16,053 --> 00:49:17,345 What is it, Mom? 952 00:49:18,094 --> 00:49:21,636 It's been years since we had lunch together. 953 00:49:21,677 --> 00:49:23,261 That's an exaggeration. 954 00:49:23,303 --> 00:49:24,636 Not really. 955 00:49:24,677 --> 00:49:27,886 You know, it's life, work, all that. 956 00:49:27,928 --> 00:49:30,969 That's all right. That's behind us! Behind us! 957 00:49:33,011 --> 00:49:36,094 From now on, we'll be together constantly! 958 00:49:36,511 --> 00:49:38,220 My little sausage. 959 00:49:38,261 --> 00:49:39,677 Dad! 960 00:49:41,552 --> 00:49:43,969 Let me handle it. He'll cough it up. 961 00:49:44,761 --> 00:49:46,719 Easy, he's my dad. 962 00:49:48,261 --> 00:49:50,261 He has a certain style. 963 00:49:54,261 --> 00:49:56,178 Oh, excuse me. 964 00:49:56,220 --> 00:49:58,928 Dad, this is Edouard de Castignac, my boss. 965 00:49:58,969 --> 00:50:01,220 Edouard de Castignac. Call me Castignac. 966 00:50:01,261 --> 00:50:03,428 Christian Blanc. Call me Christian. 967 00:50:06,552 --> 00:50:08,220 Such a joker. 968 00:50:08,261 --> 00:50:09,428 What did you say? 969 00:50:09,470 --> 00:50:11,261 Stop, Dad. 970 00:50:11,303 --> 00:50:12,636 He always does that. 971 00:50:12,677 --> 00:50:15,345 Family thing. My dad did it to me... 972 00:50:15,386 --> 00:50:16,844 Family, right. 973 00:50:16,886 --> 00:50:18,636 Let's talk about family! 974 00:50:18,677 --> 00:50:21,552 Stéphane told me you have some savings. 975 00:50:22,594 --> 00:50:24,136 I took the liberty. 976 00:50:25,345 --> 00:50:26,844 You did well. 977 00:50:26,886 --> 00:50:28,511 Ready for golf, Christian? 978 00:50:29,094 --> 00:50:31,386 Sure, but I'm a beginner. 979 00:50:31,428 --> 00:50:32,928 I couldn't tell. 980 00:50:37,594 --> 00:50:38,928 How pretty. 981 00:50:41,386 --> 00:50:43,345 Artichoke poivrade! 982 00:50:45,636 --> 00:50:47,220 Enjoy! 983 00:50:47,261 --> 00:50:49,511 "Three Emperors" foie gras. 984 00:50:50,220 --> 00:50:51,386 How pretty. 985 00:50:51,428 --> 00:50:53,345 Caviar Fontainebleau. 986 00:50:55,094 --> 00:50:56,928 Sole "Cardinale"! 987 00:50:58,677 --> 00:51:00,636 Duck à la Royale! 988 00:51:01,428 --> 00:51:03,303 With puffed potatoes! 989 00:51:06,053 --> 00:51:08,469 Baba Champagne. 990 00:51:12,677 --> 00:51:14,178 Your check. 991 00:51:20,261 --> 00:51:22,719 So nice to treat me on my day. 992 00:51:24,053 --> 00:51:25,636 Be right back. Bathroom. 993 00:51:32,303 --> 00:51:35,053 - Is it Mother's Day? - No. 994 00:51:35,095 --> 00:51:39,469 But it's Sainte Chantal's Day. I love that name. It's my mom's. 995 00:51:57,761 --> 00:51:58,969 Well... 996 00:52:04,261 --> 00:52:07,178 Could I, perhaps... 997 00:52:08,345 --> 00:52:11,386 You can take 200 on this card. 998 00:52:11,803 --> 00:52:13,511 And... wait a second. 999 00:52:13,552 --> 00:52:15,261 Where did I put it? 1000 00:52:15,303 --> 00:52:17,011 Happens every time. 1001 00:52:17,053 --> 00:52:18,719 I have to empty the bag. 1002 00:52:21,220 --> 00:52:23,136 I have to do this. Sorry. 1003 00:52:26,677 --> 00:52:28,011 Her first check. 1004 00:52:28,053 --> 00:52:30,469 Can't find it. Oh, there it is! 1005 00:52:31,886 --> 00:52:34,678 I'll write a check for the rest. 1006 00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:36,886 Or two checks. 1007 00:52:36,928 --> 00:52:39,053 One for this month... 1008 00:52:39,095 --> 00:52:41,844 I should say we don't take food stamps. 1009 00:52:42,261 --> 00:52:44,220 I know. Obviously. 1010 00:52:44,261 --> 00:52:45,469 Bitch. 1011 00:52:46,678 --> 00:52:50,178 There. Nice and loose in the hips. 1012 00:52:50,220 --> 00:52:52,136 Bend your knees, and... 1013 00:52:52,178 --> 00:52:54,303 you sort of rotate like this. 1014 00:52:54,344 --> 00:52:56,928 Pre-death gifting is better tax-wise. 1015 00:52:56,969 --> 00:52:59,594 Seeing parents is better pre-death! 1016 00:53:05,178 --> 00:53:07,427 - Oh, my son! - Show me, show me. 1017 00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:11,261 It's nothing, it's superficial. 1018 00:53:14,178 --> 00:53:15,386 Superficial? 1019 00:53:15,427 --> 00:53:17,386 I'm so sorry, dear. 1020 00:53:18,511 --> 00:53:19,719 Are you coming? 1021 00:53:20,803 --> 00:53:23,261 Don't tell me you did it on purpose? 1022 00:53:23,302 --> 00:53:25,178 How can you say that? 1023 00:53:26,761 --> 00:53:29,636 I did not do it on purpose. All right? 1024 00:53:31,220 --> 00:53:34,136 He was annoying me, acting so venal. 1025 00:53:34,178 --> 00:53:36,053 But it was my momentum. 1026 00:53:36,095 --> 00:53:38,427 It was in the movement. 1027 00:53:38,469 --> 00:53:41,095 - Not thought out. - No, it was teeth out. 1028 00:53:42,427 --> 00:53:44,178 Let's stop this bullshit! 1029 00:53:44,220 --> 00:53:47,261 Cake's out of the mold. 1030 00:53:47,928 --> 00:53:50,386 You were very brave. 1031 00:53:50,427 --> 00:53:52,511 I put some temporaries in. 1032 00:53:53,469 --> 00:53:56,095 I'll do the permanent ones later. But this isn't bad. 1033 00:54:01,886 --> 00:54:04,220 We have to sfeak afout Fa and Dad. 1034 00:54:05,302 --> 00:54:07,011 To sfeak afout Dad... 1035 00:54:07,053 --> 00:54:08,761 Yes! Yes, we do! 1036 00:54:08,803 --> 00:54:11,469 They'll spend it all. Guess what! 1037 00:54:11,511 --> 00:54:13,594 Who paid for the Tour d'Argent? I did! 1038 00:54:13,636 --> 00:54:15,552 1,500! A month's salary! 1039 00:54:15,594 --> 00:54:20,302 Now they'll buy a house in Portugal and go on a world tour! 1040 00:54:20,344 --> 00:54:23,261 It's their money. They can do what they want. 1041 00:54:23,302 --> 00:54:24,886 Come on, Régis! 1042 00:54:24,928 --> 00:54:26,970 You realize? A Lafforghini! 1043 00:54:27,011 --> 00:54:29,886 They're flowing all our fafily money! 1044 00:54:29,928 --> 00:54:31,261 Sfending our inheritance! 1045 00:54:31,302 --> 00:54:34,552 Listening to you is frankly embarrassing. 1046 00:54:34,594 --> 00:54:36,761 It's family money! You need to be here! 1047 00:54:36,803 --> 00:54:38,469 You imagine? 1048 00:54:38,511 --> 00:54:41,511 What we could do with 6 million? 1049 00:54:41,553 --> 00:54:42,886 Six? Really? 1050 00:54:42,928 --> 00:54:45,261 Eighteen divided by three is six. 1051 00:54:45,302 --> 00:54:48,386 Six for Stéphane, 6 for me, 6 for them. 1052 00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:52,469 Mom and Dad are a couple. It's one thing. 1053 00:54:52,511 --> 00:54:55,427 It's not one share for Dad, and one for Mom. 1054 00:54:55,469 --> 00:54:56,719 Give me a break! 1055 00:54:56,761 --> 00:54:59,636 Sweetums, you should take a break. 1056 00:54:59,678 --> 00:55:00,928 You're so annoying! 1057 00:55:02,678 --> 00:55:03,928 That's Mom. 1058 00:55:04,427 --> 00:55:06,136 - What do I do? - Answer! 1059 00:55:07,886 --> 00:55:08,928 Yes? 1060 00:55:08,970 --> 00:55:11,553 Hi, sausage. We need to have a family talk. 1061 00:55:12,095 --> 00:55:13,886 Sunday at Cucufa's. Ok? 1062 00:55:13,928 --> 00:55:16,261 Sounds good. Fine. 1063 00:55:18,553 --> 00:55:20,095 Dad and Mom. 1064 00:55:20,136 --> 00:55:22,553 Lunch on Sunday at Cucufa's. 1065 00:55:23,594 --> 00:55:25,219 Oh wow! 1066 00:55:25,261 --> 00:55:27,011 No reason to fanic! 1067 00:55:40,511 --> 00:55:43,177 - We should've dressed normal. - Last time! 1068 00:55:44,095 --> 00:55:46,427 Don't worry, it'll be fine. 1069 00:55:47,095 --> 00:55:49,594 After lunch, I'll take the car back. 1070 00:55:49,636 --> 00:55:51,928 Stéphane will drive. He'll love it. 1071 00:55:51,970 --> 00:55:54,594 - How do we tell them? - Naturally. 1072 00:55:54,636 --> 00:55:55,928 It was just a jokey-poo! 1073 00:55:56,761 --> 00:55:59,177 Anyway, we need to have a serious talk. 1074 00:55:59,219 --> 00:56:01,469 They must learn what family is. 1075 00:56:01,511 --> 00:56:03,053 Right, darling? 1076 00:56:03,095 --> 00:56:04,678 And we're not immortal. 1077 00:56:05,761 --> 00:56:06,803 Here they are. 1078 00:56:06,845 --> 00:56:09,678 The envelopes are in their napkins. 1079 00:56:11,136 --> 00:56:13,970 You said you scratched him. He's disfigured! 1080 00:56:14,011 --> 00:56:15,219 No he's not. 1081 00:56:15,928 --> 00:56:17,219 How you feen, Dad? 1082 00:56:18,011 --> 00:56:19,386 My sausage! 1083 00:56:21,095 --> 00:56:23,511 My big bunny. How are you? 1084 00:56:23,553 --> 00:56:24,719 You all right? 1085 00:56:24,761 --> 00:56:26,344 I'm all right. 1086 00:56:31,553 --> 00:56:33,261 You got your teeth back! 1087 00:56:33,302 --> 00:56:35,553 These are temforary. 1088 00:56:36,177 --> 00:56:37,427 I'm so sorry. 1089 00:56:37,469 --> 00:56:40,886 No problem, Dad. You know, these things haffen. 1090 00:56:40,928 --> 00:56:42,511 Yeah, but well... 1091 00:56:42,553 --> 00:56:45,928 So nice to see the four of you. It's been a while! 1092 00:56:45,970 --> 00:56:48,053 A bottle of Chablis. 1093 00:56:48,094 --> 00:56:49,386 All right, all right. 1094 00:56:49,428 --> 00:56:51,636 No! And? 1095 00:56:52,302 --> 00:56:54,803 Four Cucufa specials! 1096 00:56:54,845 --> 00:56:56,469 Like the old days. 1097 00:57:01,053 --> 00:57:02,845 - Go ahead. - No. You. 1098 00:57:02,886 --> 00:57:04,053 We said together. 1099 00:57:04,094 --> 00:57:06,594 I'm uneasy with these things. 1100 00:57:07,177 --> 00:57:09,344 And what is this? 1101 00:57:10,136 --> 00:57:12,761 Exactly. It's part of what we have to say. 1102 00:57:12,803 --> 00:57:14,886 We were waiting for Christmas, 1103 00:57:14,928 --> 00:57:16,302 but well... 1104 00:57:16,344 --> 00:57:18,553 It sfells good! What is it? 1105 00:57:20,469 --> 00:57:21,553 Suspense! 1106 00:57:21,594 --> 00:57:23,261 It's heavy! 1107 00:57:23,302 --> 00:57:27,678 Same for each of you. Same amount. No jealousy. 1108 00:57:33,553 --> 00:57:36,094 The ATM gave us different bills. 1109 00:57:36,136 --> 00:57:37,428 Right. 1110 00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:39,761 There you go. 1111 00:57:39,803 --> 00:57:41,886 - It was a joke. - A jokey-poo! 1112 00:57:41,928 --> 00:57:44,553 It was just a joke. 1113 00:57:48,469 --> 00:57:49,636 Oh Mommy! 1114 00:57:50,219 --> 00:57:51,386 See that? 1115 00:57:51,428 --> 00:57:54,177 It was a jokey-poo, that's all. 1116 00:57:57,636 --> 00:58:01,011 The other day, Sandrine and I were saying 1117 00:58:01,052 --> 00:58:03,928 Dad and Mom sure are fenny-finchers now. 1118 00:58:07,344 --> 00:58:10,177 See, honey? Humor is important in a family. 1119 00:58:10,219 --> 00:58:11,678 Very important. 1120 00:58:12,136 --> 00:58:14,219 That's my Daddykins. 1121 00:58:15,803 --> 00:58:17,970 No, but seriously... 1122 00:58:18,845 --> 00:58:20,261 What will you do? 1123 00:58:20,302 --> 00:58:22,428 I frefer a wire transfer. 1124 00:58:22,469 --> 00:58:23,886 Yes, I agree. 1125 00:58:25,177 --> 00:58:27,636 Hang on, we're not on the same page. 1126 00:58:27,678 --> 00:58:29,428 That's real money. 1127 00:58:29,928 --> 00:58:31,511 We can't afford more. 1128 00:58:31,553 --> 00:58:34,011 We actually have spent a lot lately. 1129 00:58:34,052 --> 00:58:36,469 Yeah... that's true. 1130 00:58:36,511 --> 00:58:38,052 Are you serious? 1131 00:58:38,553 --> 00:58:40,678 - Let's go. - Don't get mad. 1132 00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:42,302 - We're mad! - Of course! 1133 00:58:42,344 --> 00:58:44,094 200 is humiliating! 1134 00:58:44,136 --> 00:58:46,553 - Let me explain. - Don't bother! 1135 00:58:46,594 --> 00:58:48,094 Sandrine agrees. 1136 00:58:48,136 --> 00:58:49,928 We think both of you 1137 00:58:49,969 --> 00:58:52,386 have become stingy bastards! 1138 00:58:52,428 --> 00:58:53,469 Stéphane... 1139 00:58:53,511 --> 00:58:56,594 With us. With yourselves it's different! 1140 00:58:56,636 --> 00:58:57,636 Splurge! 1141 00:58:57,678 --> 00:59:00,011 For you, you splurge. Us, nothing. 1142 00:59:00,052 --> 00:59:02,845 Could you settle your family arguments outside? 1143 00:59:02,886 --> 00:59:04,969 Family? What family? 1144 00:59:05,011 --> 00:59:07,511 Stéphane, do you see a family here? 1145 00:59:07,886 --> 00:59:10,011 I don't even recognize you! 1146 00:59:10,052 --> 00:59:11,344 Know what you've become? 1147 00:59:11,386 --> 00:59:14,594 A couple of fat rich bastards! 1148 00:59:14,636 --> 00:59:15,969 So smug! 1149 00:59:16,011 --> 00:59:18,636 You don't say a word. You're happy. 1150 00:59:18,678 --> 00:59:20,678 Haffy, with his hanky there. 1151 00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:25,011 I'm holding back. Because I want to explode in your face! 1152 00:59:25,052 --> 00:59:26,553 Take a good look at us. 1153 00:59:26,594 --> 00:59:29,177 Because it's the last time! 1154 00:59:29,761 --> 00:59:31,094 Yeah, last time! 1155 00:59:31,428 --> 00:59:32,761 Stingy bastards! 1156 00:59:33,511 --> 00:59:37,720 We reared them, took them on vacation, fed them, wiped their butts! 1157 00:59:37,761 --> 00:59:41,177 And those assholes dare demand money from us! 1158 00:59:41,219 --> 00:59:43,136 They didn't demand. Be honest! 1159 00:59:43,177 --> 00:59:47,386 We sent them to school! Made sacrifices! They call us stingy? 1160 00:59:47,428 --> 00:59:48,720 Stingy bastards! 1161 00:59:48,761 --> 00:59:51,386 Naturally. They think we won the lottery! 1162 00:59:51,428 --> 00:59:54,511 And if we had, we owe them half? 1163 00:59:55,094 --> 00:59:57,636 Why not all of it, at that rate? 1164 00:59:57,678 --> 01:00:00,803 Nothing for Mom, nothing for Dad. All for the kids! 1165 01:00:00,845 --> 01:00:04,469 200 euros for Christmas. We could've done better. 1166 01:00:04,511 --> 01:00:05,553 Really? 1167 01:00:05,595 --> 01:00:07,344 You are a bit stingy. 1168 01:00:07,386 --> 01:00:10,761 I'm stingy? I'm frugal. That's completely different. 1169 01:00:10,803 --> 01:00:13,219 200 was enough in previous years. 1170 01:00:13,261 --> 01:00:17,428 Stéphane makes 2,500 a month. More than my pension. 1171 01:00:17,469 --> 01:00:21,303 And the other one sits around on the phone all day. 1172 01:00:21,344 --> 01:00:22,927 And she lives in central Paris! 1173 01:00:22,969 --> 01:00:26,720 She can't help it if Régis makes a good living! Come on! 1174 01:00:26,761 --> 01:00:28,011 Stingy! 1175 01:00:28,052 --> 01:00:30,636 I can't get over that. I can't! 1176 01:00:31,386 --> 01:00:34,927 Christmas without those brats will be a relief! 1177 01:00:36,177 --> 01:00:38,136 You have no right to say that! 1178 01:00:38,177 --> 01:00:41,136 What have we done? 1179 01:00:41,636 --> 01:00:43,553 They think we don't love them. 1180 01:00:43,595 --> 01:00:46,553 And all because of your dumb ideas! 1181 01:00:46,595 --> 01:00:48,595 I did all that for you. 1182 01:00:48,636 --> 01:00:51,636 You were obsessed, talking about them all day! 1183 01:00:51,678 --> 01:00:53,595 Leave the kids in peace! 1184 01:00:53,636 --> 01:00:55,219 It's their own lives! 1185 01:00:55,261 --> 01:00:56,803 We had no life anymore! 1186 01:00:56,844 --> 01:00:58,595 Your damn Christmas! 1187 01:00:58,636 --> 01:01:02,803 Know what? I'd do anything for a damn Christmas with my kids. 1188 01:01:02,844 --> 01:01:05,178 Nothing will stop me, not even you! 1189 01:01:05,219 --> 01:01:07,136 Not our pretend millions! So there! 1190 01:01:10,969 --> 01:01:12,261 Mrs. Blanc is coming! 1191 01:01:12,303 --> 01:01:14,761 I think it's her. Yes, it's her. 1192 01:01:14,803 --> 01:01:15,886 She's coming! 1193 01:01:17,136 --> 01:01:18,219 Mrs. Blanc. 1194 01:01:18,261 --> 01:01:19,511 Hello, sir. 1195 01:01:20,303 --> 01:01:23,844 I'd like to withdraw 5,000 from my savings. 1196 01:01:24,469 --> 01:01:26,969 - I can't give you that much. - Why? 1197 01:01:27,011 --> 01:01:28,803 We need 48 hours notice. 1198 01:01:28,844 --> 01:01:31,344 My most valued client! 1199 01:01:31,386 --> 01:01:32,595 How are you? 1200 01:01:32,636 --> 01:01:36,802 Not well. I need cash and this man has said no. 1201 01:01:36,844 --> 01:01:38,553 Give her whatever she wants. 1202 01:01:38,595 --> 01:01:39,802 But I... 1203 01:01:39,844 --> 01:01:42,636 Give it to her. I'll make it right. 1204 01:01:42,678 --> 01:01:44,511 That's nice, thank you. 1205 01:01:44,553 --> 01:01:46,969 Stop by and see me. 1206 01:01:47,011 --> 01:01:48,428 With your husband. 1207 01:01:48,470 --> 01:01:52,011 We'll talk about life, about your plans. 1208 01:01:52,802 --> 01:01:54,553 I've been expecting this! 1209 01:01:54,595 --> 01:01:55,802 Expecting what? 1210 01:01:56,261 --> 01:01:57,802 I won't tell a soul! 1211 01:02:00,094 --> 01:02:01,219 See you soon! 1212 01:02:01,261 --> 01:02:02,386 Thank you. 1213 01:02:02,428 --> 01:02:04,678 Say hello to your husband for me. 1214 01:02:05,386 --> 01:02:06,470 Goodbye. 1215 01:02:14,511 --> 01:02:18,011 You wanted to see me? I don't have much time. 1216 01:02:20,969 --> 01:02:22,136 Here. 1217 01:02:22,178 --> 01:02:24,219 - What is it? - Open it. 1218 01:02:35,595 --> 01:02:37,011 Thank you. 1219 01:02:38,094 --> 01:02:40,470 I thought you really liked it. 1220 01:02:41,886 --> 01:02:44,136 Yes! I'm kidding, Mommy! 1221 01:02:44,178 --> 01:02:48,344 Thank you! I'm sorry, Mom. I didn't mean all that. 1222 01:02:49,511 --> 01:02:51,178 Why are you crying? 1223 01:02:51,219 --> 01:02:54,094 Because I can't get any sleep. 1224 01:02:54,678 --> 01:02:57,886 It's all so exhausting. It's so hard. 1225 01:02:57,927 --> 01:03:00,219 Oh, my little Mommy. 1226 01:03:02,053 --> 01:03:04,969 It's all right. You're allowed to cry, Mom. 1227 01:03:05,011 --> 01:03:07,761 It shakes you up, you know? All that money! 1228 01:03:07,802 --> 01:03:09,636 Falling out of the sky. 1229 01:03:09,678 --> 01:03:12,553 Of course you and Dad will go haywire. 1230 01:03:16,927 --> 01:03:18,761 Stéphane, open up. 1231 01:03:20,094 --> 01:03:21,219 Answer! 1232 01:03:22,344 --> 01:03:26,053 Stéphane, I know you're home. I saw your scooter outside. 1233 01:04:09,636 --> 01:04:12,261 - Dad. - My big bunny! 1234 01:04:21,470 --> 01:04:23,386 Holy shit! Holy shit! 1235 01:04:24,219 --> 01:04:25,844 My car! 1236 01:04:30,761 --> 01:04:34,345 - So beautiful! - Careful, you'll scratch it. 1237 01:04:34,386 --> 01:04:35,927 I have to take it back. 1238 01:04:36,719 --> 01:04:38,011 It's not for fee? 1239 01:04:39,428 --> 01:04:42,011 I wanted to see if you liked the model. 1240 01:04:42,053 --> 01:04:44,261 Because you have to order these. 1241 01:04:44,303 --> 01:04:47,386 Listen, fan, go right ahead! 1242 01:04:47,428 --> 01:04:49,511 Go right ahead! 1243 01:05:05,178 --> 01:05:07,470 I'm not liking your attitude. 1244 01:05:07,511 --> 01:05:09,011 What attitude? 1245 01:05:09,928 --> 01:05:11,136 I don't know... 1246 01:05:12,094 --> 01:05:13,761 Then hold your tongue. 1247 01:05:14,802 --> 01:05:16,677 Yeah, I think I better. 1248 01:05:19,969 --> 01:05:22,303 I don't like answering phones. 1249 01:05:22,345 --> 01:05:26,969 At first it was temporary. Just to fill in. To fill in. 1250 01:05:27,011 --> 01:05:28,761 You wasted 5,000 euros! 1251 01:05:28,802 --> 01:05:30,303 Do you realize? 1252 01:05:30,345 --> 01:05:34,511 I know. It's a Chanel bag. I swear, I got the smallest one. 1253 01:05:35,636 --> 01:05:38,470 You got his hopes up about getting a Ferrari. 1254 01:05:38,511 --> 01:05:40,761 No. I mean I... 1255 01:05:41,094 --> 01:05:43,261 I needed an idea, on the fly. 1256 01:05:43,303 --> 01:05:44,802 But I'll handle it. 1257 01:05:55,636 --> 01:05:57,178 They look happy. 1258 01:05:57,220 --> 01:05:58,928 I understand them. 1259 01:05:59,969 --> 01:06:01,136 We love them. 1260 01:06:01,844 --> 01:06:03,470 Yeah, we love them. 1261 01:06:06,886 --> 01:06:08,136 Hi girls! 1262 01:06:12,511 --> 01:06:15,011 - Should I lather you up? - What? 1263 01:06:15,053 --> 01:06:18,677 That cream. It works. The swelling's gone down. 1264 01:06:30,802 --> 01:06:33,386 Stéphane! Teeth better? Let's see. 1265 01:06:34,303 --> 01:06:38,261 There, all better! No need to, "Oh, Daddy! Ouch!" 1266 01:06:38,303 --> 01:06:39,928 Talk to your father? 1267 01:06:40,677 --> 01:06:41,761 Of course. 1268 01:06:41,802 --> 01:06:44,552 - Is it sure? - Sure, sure, sure! 1269 01:06:45,428 --> 01:06:48,261 He's fie dad. He can't say no to fee. 1270 01:06:48,303 --> 01:06:49,677 Great! 1271 01:06:52,136 --> 01:06:55,011 - What did she say? - To meet her for tea. 1272 01:06:55,053 --> 01:06:57,303 - You got the right address? - Yes! 1273 01:06:57,345 --> 01:07:00,136 I wrote it down. 33 Avenue Georges Vee. 1274 01:07:01,386 --> 01:07:02,761 Good afternoon. 1275 01:07:02,802 --> 01:07:04,969 Thank you, sir. Very kind. 1276 01:07:06,928 --> 01:07:08,220 Keys, please. 1277 01:07:08,261 --> 01:07:09,552 Yeah, sure. 1278 01:07:10,053 --> 01:07:11,803 He's waiting for a tip. 1279 01:07:19,094 --> 01:07:20,552 I have no change, so... 1280 01:07:20,594 --> 01:07:21,969 Thank you, sir. 1281 01:07:30,345 --> 01:07:31,386 How gorgeous! 1282 01:07:31,428 --> 01:07:33,220 How expensive! 1283 01:07:33,261 --> 01:07:36,011 50 euro tip! A parking ticket's cheaper. 1284 01:07:37,636 --> 01:07:38,886 Hello, darling. 1285 01:07:42,677 --> 01:07:45,220 What's the matter? You look so sad! 1286 01:07:45,844 --> 01:07:48,469 - What's wrong? - I left Régis! 1287 01:07:49,469 --> 01:07:50,886 - My God! - Damn. 1288 01:07:50,928 --> 01:07:53,053 - Shit. - Darn it. Your job? 1289 01:07:54,303 --> 01:07:56,886 I left my guy. You ask about my job? 1290 01:07:57,303 --> 01:07:59,719 No, sorry. It's a reflex reaction. 1291 01:07:59,761 --> 01:08:02,010 I love Régis, but... 1292 01:08:02,718 --> 01:08:05,677 But he doesn't understand that I want more. 1293 01:08:05,719 --> 01:08:07,178 I have goals. 1294 01:08:07,219 --> 01:08:08,719 You have goals? 1295 01:08:10,928 --> 01:08:12,719 You think I'm an idiot? 1296 01:08:12,761 --> 01:08:15,220 - Not at all. - Certainly not, dear. 1297 01:08:15,260 --> 01:08:17,802 Answering phones is a stupid job. 1298 01:08:17,844 --> 01:08:19,719 Dad, you even said so once. 1299 01:08:19,761 --> 01:08:20,886 I said that? 1300 01:08:20,928 --> 01:08:22,511 Yes, you told me, 1301 01:08:22,551 --> 01:08:26,761 "Never depend on a man. Independence is key to happiness." 1302 01:08:30,303 --> 01:08:32,178 I'm ordering something else. 1303 01:08:33,053 --> 01:08:34,219 Excuse me? 1304 01:08:34,261 --> 01:08:35,386 Want anything? 1305 01:08:35,426 --> 01:08:37,178 - Yes... - Chantal, we just ate! 1306 01:08:37,220 --> 01:08:38,303 Right, no. 1307 01:08:39,011 --> 01:08:40,636 Same again, please. 1308 01:08:40,676 --> 01:08:42,761 - And a glass of champagne. - Fine. 1309 01:08:42,803 --> 01:08:44,220 Put it on my suite? 1310 01:08:44,261 --> 01:08:47,136 The Art Deco Luxury suite, with the terrace. 1311 01:08:47,178 --> 01:08:51,219 I got a little room here. I couldn't face a shithole. 1312 01:08:52,220 --> 01:08:54,969 Now that my parents can help me out. 1313 01:08:57,095 --> 01:09:01,011 Actually, could you tide me over? I'm a little overdrawn. 1314 01:09:06,594 --> 01:09:08,969 You have your checkbook? 1315 01:09:15,178 --> 01:09:17,095 Oh, Mr. Blanc! 1316 01:09:18,053 --> 01:09:19,303 See me? 1317 01:09:19,719 --> 01:09:21,303 Of course. 1318 01:09:21,635 --> 01:09:23,094 See you in a minute! 1319 01:09:23,927 --> 01:09:26,969 Pop the Prosecco and defrost the petit fours! 1320 01:09:28,511 --> 01:09:32,261 My dear clients, come in! 1321 01:09:32,303 --> 01:09:34,261 Champagne? Petit fours? 1322 01:09:34,303 --> 01:09:36,303 - No, thanks. - I'll have a drop. 1323 01:09:37,178 --> 01:09:41,386 What can the Regional Bank do for you? 1324 01:09:41,427 --> 01:09:43,469 Cash out our life insurance. 1325 01:09:43,511 --> 01:09:46,678 All our savings. Put it all in checking. 1326 01:09:46,719 --> 01:09:48,136 We need it all. 1327 01:09:49,053 --> 01:09:50,178 And? 1328 01:09:50,220 --> 01:09:52,053 Well, that's all. 1329 01:09:55,220 --> 01:09:56,594 And the check? 1330 01:09:58,011 --> 01:09:59,970 - Check? - What does she mean? 1331 01:10:00,844 --> 01:10:05,053 Come now. I know very well you're the lucky winners... 1332 01:10:10,386 --> 01:10:11,678 Oh I get it! 1333 01:10:12,095 --> 01:10:13,594 You're changing banks? 1334 01:10:13,636 --> 01:10:16,302 A little money and you get pompous? 1335 01:10:16,344 --> 01:10:17,803 Flaunting it? Is that it? 1336 01:10:17,844 --> 01:10:20,469 Driving around in big cars? 1337 01:10:20,511 --> 01:10:23,344 Buying clothes at obscene prices? 1338 01:10:23,386 --> 01:10:25,261 Looking down your nose at us? 1339 01:10:25,302 --> 01:10:27,220 At your local branch 1340 01:10:27,261 --> 01:10:30,719 that always stuck by you, thick and thin? 1341 01:10:30,761 --> 01:10:33,886 When I think of all I've done for you! 1342 01:10:33,928 --> 01:10:34,886 - Oh? - Yes! 1343 01:10:34,928 --> 01:10:36,220 Like what? 1344 01:10:36,261 --> 01:10:39,178 When we were in Tunisia, did you raise my cash limit? 1345 01:10:39,220 --> 01:10:40,803 We needed time. 1346 01:10:40,844 --> 01:10:44,011 When I told you we were maxed out, and our card was no good? 1347 01:10:44,053 --> 01:10:45,761 We needed time! 1348 01:10:45,803 --> 01:10:50,594 We couldn't buy couscous! We ate hotel sandwiches! 1349 01:10:50,636 --> 01:10:52,095 Right! 1350 01:10:52,136 --> 01:10:54,344 - Listen, Mrs. Gluten. - Clutaine! 1351 01:10:54,386 --> 01:10:56,302 Give us back our money! 1352 01:10:57,803 --> 01:10:59,053 Sure. 1353 01:10:59,095 --> 01:11:02,344 - They hate giving back. - Like it's their money! 1354 01:11:03,053 --> 01:11:04,928 Rich bastards. 1355 01:11:04,970 --> 01:11:07,386 With this they should pardon us. 1356 01:11:07,803 --> 01:11:11,511 61,876 euros, Chantal! Do you realize? 1357 01:11:12,719 --> 01:11:15,261 Stéphane will buy a nice little car. 1358 01:11:15,302 --> 01:11:18,386 For this much money, he may find one he likes! 1359 01:11:18,427 --> 01:11:22,803 And poor lost sausage in her luxury hotel, straighten her out! 1360 01:11:22,844 --> 01:11:26,386 Back to her caring, very comfortable husband. 1361 01:11:26,427 --> 01:11:27,594 Then she'll spend it. 1362 01:11:27,636 --> 01:11:29,886 Buy skirts. And jewelry. 1363 01:11:29,928 --> 01:11:31,803 Frilly things. Who cares? 1364 01:11:31,844 --> 01:11:34,095 And not one more word about... 1365 01:11:34,136 --> 01:11:36,178 Don't mention... 1366 01:11:36,970 --> 01:11:38,095 Christmas. 1367 01:11:45,511 --> 01:11:47,970 - Hello. - No, we're not staying. 1368 01:11:48,678 --> 01:11:50,970 Fifty bucks a pop? Enough! 1369 01:11:51,011 --> 01:11:52,511 I put a heart on it. 1370 01:11:52,553 --> 01:11:54,761 Whatever. Give me a kiss. 1371 01:11:54,803 --> 01:11:57,511 It's true the address is impressive. 1372 01:11:57,553 --> 01:11:59,386 The price... One moment. 1373 01:12:00,011 --> 01:12:01,928 The price is a little high, but... 1374 01:12:01,970 --> 01:12:04,386 If I start negotiating I might miss out! 1375 01:12:04,970 --> 01:12:06,053 Excuse me. 1376 01:12:06,469 --> 01:12:08,302 Little sausage, Dad and I... 1377 01:12:08,344 --> 01:12:10,011 Come in. One minute. 1378 01:12:10,053 --> 01:12:13,553 Sorry. No, I like it. I really like it a lot. 1379 01:12:13,594 --> 01:12:15,302 Yes, love at first sight. 1380 01:12:15,344 --> 01:12:18,095 Ok, great. That's fine. So Wednesday? 1381 01:12:18,136 --> 01:12:19,177 Sit down. 1382 01:12:19,219 --> 01:12:20,302 Yes. 1383 01:12:20,344 --> 01:12:22,136 That's a plan. Bye. 1384 01:12:26,011 --> 01:12:29,261 Honey, we made a huge boo-boo. 1385 01:12:29,302 --> 01:12:32,719 We all make them. I left Régis, I regret it already. 1386 01:12:33,302 --> 01:12:36,845 That's a relief. Because your father and I... 1387 01:12:36,886 --> 01:12:39,427 I know what you're going to say, Mom. 1388 01:12:39,469 --> 01:12:42,302 You can't leave someone you love on a whim, 1389 01:12:42,344 --> 01:12:43,719 just like that. 1390 01:12:43,761 --> 01:12:45,845 But it did open all the doors. 1391 01:12:46,761 --> 01:12:48,053 Mom... 1392 01:12:49,427 --> 01:12:51,011 Ever make a mistake? 1393 01:12:52,636 --> 01:12:56,427 To... choose a choice, then realize it's the wrong one? 1394 01:12:56,469 --> 01:12:59,219 Not what you imagined as a child? 1395 01:12:59,886 --> 01:13:02,761 Then all of a sudden, you find your way! 1396 01:13:02,803 --> 01:13:04,344 What's that? 1397 01:13:04,970 --> 01:13:06,511 My tea room. 1398 01:13:06,553 --> 01:13:08,761 I sign Wednesday. Will you come? 1399 01:13:09,553 --> 01:13:10,886 Pretty, isn't it? 1400 01:13:11,594 --> 01:13:15,386 In "patrimony" you have "Pa" and you also have "patriot"! 1401 01:13:15,427 --> 01:13:17,511 Right, and lots of "mony". 1402 01:13:18,261 --> 01:13:20,011 - Silly. - No, it's true. 1403 01:13:20,053 --> 01:13:21,970 There he is. Christian! 1404 01:13:22,636 --> 01:13:24,094 - Here we are! - Dad. 1405 01:13:24,136 --> 01:13:25,261 How are you? 1406 01:13:25,302 --> 01:13:27,177 Good. I need to talk to you. 1407 01:13:27,219 --> 01:13:28,719 Sure. Sit down. 1408 01:13:28,761 --> 01:13:29,761 Hello, sir. 1409 01:13:29,803 --> 01:13:30,970 Sit down, Christian. 1410 01:13:31,636 --> 01:13:34,302 Love your new look. Amazing. 1411 01:13:34,344 --> 01:13:36,928 Documents for the company buy-in. 1412 01:13:38,469 --> 01:13:40,302 Will the funds take long? 1413 01:13:40,344 --> 01:13:42,344 I kicked my savings in. 1414 01:13:42,386 --> 01:13:44,428 Edouard covered the rest. 1415 01:13:44,469 --> 01:13:47,261 In other words, your son invested... 1416 01:13:47,302 --> 01:13:50,636 We have invested his share of what you won. 1417 01:13:51,136 --> 01:13:52,970 - Share? - My share. 1418 01:13:53,011 --> 01:13:55,136 His share, 6, 12, 18. 1419 01:13:55,177 --> 01:13:57,970 He had to move fast or miss out. 1420 01:13:58,011 --> 01:14:00,219 These things, you miss out, others get fat! 1421 01:14:01,261 --> 01:14:04,177 If all goes badly, we might triple it! 1422 01:14:04,219 --> 01:14:07,177 Yeah, can you imagine if all goes well? 1423 01:14:11,219 --> 01:14:12,720 There, partners. 1424 01:14:12,761 --> 01:14:13,845 Partners! 1425 01:14:14,720 --> 01:14:16,636 All right. To Daddykins! 1426 01:14:16,678 --> 01:14:18,469 Hey! To Daddykins! 1427 01:14:22,011 --> 01:14:23,970 Decalecatan, decalecatan! 1428 01:14:37,469 --> 01:14:39,636 He's sick. He gambled it all. 1429 01:14:40,094 --> 01:14:41,720 My son is a very sick man. 1430 01:14:41,761 --> 01:14:43,469 He gambled it all. 1431 01:14:44,177 --> 01:14:46,386 - We'll get a loan. - Sure! 1432 01:14:46,428 --> 01:14:47,469 Go see Gluten. 1433 01:14:47,511 --> 01:14:50,928 Say, "We were in the neighborhood. Can we borrow 18 mil?" 1434 01:14:50,970 --> 01:14:52,302 You're off your rocker! 1435 01:14:52,344 --> 01:14:56,469 If you'd seen her, so happy, with stars in her eyes. 1436 01:14:56,511 --> 01:14:59,136 I promised I'd go along with her. 1437 01:15:01,594 --> 01:15:02,678 What do we do? 1438 01:15:03,928 --> 01:15:07,261 Minus 3,837! What is he waiting for? 1439 01:15:07,302 --> 01:15:09,761 It's France's most common lie. 1440 01:15:10,302 --> 01:15:13,136 "The check is in the mail." "I just wired it." 1441 01:15:13,177 --> 01:15:15,261 Infidelity is runner-up. 1442 01:15:15,302 --> 01:15:16,720 Decalecatan? 1443 01:15:17,761 --> 01:15:19,344 It's on the way! 1444 01:15:19,386 --> 01:15:20,803 - Sent. - See? 1445 01:15:29,678 --> 01:15:33,303 Dad! What is he doing? He's straight to voice mail. 1446 01:15:33,344 --> 01:15:36,720 She'll be here. She always keeps her promises. 1447 01:15:36,761 --> 01:15:39,136 Sorry, but I have things to do. 1448 01:15:40,845 --> 01:15:42,928 That's her. We're all set. 1449 01:15:42,969 --> 01:15:44,219 She must be parking. 1450 01:15:44,261 --> 01:15:45,761 - Hi! - Where are you? 1451 01:15:45,803 --> 01:15:47,886 Yeah, we won't be there. 1452 01:15:47,928 --> 01:15:50,928 I've been promising your dad a ski vacation. 1453 01:15:50,969 --> 01:15:52,761 I finally convinced her! 1454 01:15:52,803 --> 01:15:54,845 We took a train to Courchevel. 1455 01:15:54,886 --> 01:15:57,136 You're off your rockers! 1456 01:15:57,177 --> 01:15:59,428 - The agency dude! - Mr. Robert. 1457 01:15:59,469 --> 01:16:00,886 Mr. Robert. 1458 01:16:06,303 --> 01:16:08,927 Right. About the tea room, 1459 01:16:08,969 --> 01:16:10,344 we thought it over. 1460 01:16:10,386 --> 01:16:13,595 We think your project is a little rushed. 1461 01:16:13,636 --> 01:16:16,761 Think it over before taking the plunge, ok? 1462 01:16:25,927 --> 01:16:27,845 When do you get back? 1463 01:16:27,886 --> 01:16:30,469 Not right away in any case. 1464 01:16:30,511 --> 01:16:32,344 We're going on a world tour. 1465 01:16:32,386 --> 01:16:33,927 Yes! Australia! 1466 01:16:33,969 --> 01:16:37,052 - Your mom wants to see kangaroos. - Oh yes! 1467 01:16:37,094 --> 01:16:39,927 Can't talk now! We're on the slopes! 1468 01:16:40,595 --> 01:16:41,927 Watch that bump. 1469 01:16:41,969 --> 01:16:43,261 I saw it. 1470 01:16:43,303 --> 01:16:44,469 Dangerous. 1471 01:16:44,511 --> 01:16:46,636 We have to call Stéphane now. 1472 01:16:46,678 --> 01:16:50,428 That big an investment right now is a little reckless. 1473 01:16:50,469 --> 01:16:52,595 - That's the truth. - Right. 1474 01:16:52,636 --> 01:16:54,511 You're so far away. 1475 01:16:54,553 --> 01:16:57,678 Yes, far away. And not sure for how long. 1476 01:17:00,469 --> 01:17:01,553 Shit. 1477 01:17:02,886 --> 01:17:05,927 - Spare key under the flower pot. - We forgot. 1478 01:17:05,969 --> 01:17:07,678 Stéphane is skiing? 1479 01:17:16,553 --> 01:17:19,261 It's true, we never saw you anymore. 1480 01:17:20,011 --> 01:17:22,720 Your mother was very, very sad. 1481 01:17:22,761 --> 01:17:23,927 Desperate. 1482 01:17:24,469 --> 01:17:28,720 When you canceled for Christmas her pot, already full to the brim, 1483 01:17:28,761 --> 01:17:30,011 boiled over. 1484 01:17:30,052 --> 01:17:31,636 It was his idea. 1485 01:17:31,678 --> 01:17:34,720 Hypocrite! It's not like I had to beg you. 1486 01:17:34,761 --> 01:17:37,303 Maybe, but it was still your idea. 1487 01:17:37,344 --> 01:17:39,636 - What do you mean? - I never play. 1488 01:17:39,678 --> 01:17:41,844 You were glad when I... 1489 01:17:42,927 --> 01:17:45,720 It started as just... for laughs. 1490 01:17:45,761 --> 01:17:47,219 A little jokey-poo. 1491 01:17:48,011 --> 01:17:51,136 We planned to tell you the truth. And then... 1492 01:17:52,428 --> 01:17:54,720 We were so happy to see you. 1493 01:17:54,761 --> 01:17:55,927 Oh yes. 1494 01:17:55,969 --> 01:17:58,136 And we saw plenty of you! 1495 01:17:58,844 --> 01:18:00,303 You were back! 1496 01:18:00,720 --> 01:18:02,511 Greenbacks, you come back. 1497 01:18:09,553 --> 01:18:10,969 They're laughing. 1498 01:18:12,303 --> 01:18:13,720 Are you laughing? 1499 01:18:14,595 --> 01:18:16,553 - Nervous laugh. - Nervous. 1500 01:18:20,052 --> 01:18:22,261 Sorry, we screwed up. That's all. 1501 01:18:22,303 --> 01:18:24,678 You never screwed up? 1502 01:18:24,720 --> 01:18:27,470 You realize what you did? 1503 01:18:28,678 --> 01:18:29,802 Forget it. 1504 01:18:29,844 --> 01:18:32,344 I think they actually don't realize. 1505 01:18:32,886 --> 01:18:34,678 Excellent joke. 1506 01:18:36,511 --> 01:18:38,553 - Very funny! - Masterful. 1507 01:18:38,595 --> 01:18:40,969 Really, really masterful. 1508 01:18:59,678 --> 01:19:01,470 With the mini-bar and the spa, 1509 01:19:01,511 --> 01:19:04,052 your total comes to 5,960 euros. 1510 01:19:06,678 --> 01:19:08,470 I can't right now, 1511 01:19:08,511 --> 01:19:12,094 but I promise I'll come back to pay it. 1512 01:19:13,428 --> 01:19:16,219 I promise. I'll leave you my ID. 1513 01:19:16,261 --> 01:19:18,011 No, we don't do that. 1514 01:19:21,720 --> 01:19:23,886 I'll give you my bag. A Chanel. 1515 01:19:23,927 --> 01:19:26,636 It's genuine. I hardly used it, brand new. 1516 01:19:28,428 --> 01:19:30,511 Get your ass in gear. Go. 1517 01:19:40,178 --> 01:19:42,094 Enjoy your day. Goodbye. 1518 01:20:01,678 --> 01:20:03,761 My parents didn't win the lottery. 1519 01:20:05,303 --> 01:20:06,470 Yeah? 1520 01:20:10,802 --> 01:20:12,595 You coming to bed? 1521 01:20:15,553 --> 01:20:17,553 You have no questions for me? 1522 01:20:20,219 --> 01:20:21,386 What about me? 1523 01:20:22,219 --> 01:20:24,136 Did you wonder how I was? 1524 01:20:30,053 --> 01:20:31,511 Deep shit. 1525 01:20:31,553 --> 01:20:33,636 A very good way to sum it up. 1526 01:20:33,677 --> 01:20:36,386 What Mr. Blanc is trying to explain 1527 01:20:36,428 --> 01:20:38,927 is that his parents didn't win a cent. 1528 01:20:38,969 --> 01:20:40,011 Nothing. 1529 01:20:40,053 --> 01:20:42,178 Nada. Zip. 1530 01:20:42,219 --> 01:20:43,303 Diddly squat. 1531 01:20:43,345 --> 01:20:46,094 My dad can't reimburse me. 1532 01:20:46,136 --> 01:20:48,011 Reimburse me! 1533 01:20:48,053 --> 01:20:51,886 Me too. I put all my savings in it. I have nothing left! 1534 01:20:51,927 --> 01:20:53,636 It's pretty simple. 1535 01:20:53,677 --> 01:20:55,886 Don't spend what you didn't earn. 1536 01:20:57,386 --> 01:20:59,428 You little bastard, I'll show you! 1537 01:21:00,470 --> 01:21:02,470 Never come back here again! 1538 01:21:04,303 --> 01:21:05,386 Socialist! 1539 01:21:06,636 --> 01:21:07,886 Son of a bitch! 1540 01:21:08,470 --> 01:21:09,844 Asshole! 1541 01:21:09,886 --> 01:21:11,345 This is from... 1542 01:21:12,345 --> 01:21:16,136 You know, I've been thinking about your parents. 1543 01:21:16,969 --> 01:21:18,178 Whatever they did, 1544 01:21:18,719 --> 01:21:20,470 even if they lied, 1545 01:21:21,136 --> 01:21:22,719 parents... 1546 01:21:23,470 --> 01:21:24,927 are something... 1547 01:21:25,386 --> 01:21:27,261 that follows you your whole life. 1548 01:21:27,844 --> 01:21:29,802 Even after their death! 1549 01:21:32,595 --> 01:21:33,844 Excuse me. 1550 01:21:33,886 --> 01:21:37,053 I'm sorry, Valérie. I know. 1551 01:21:37,511 --> 01:21:40,011 Maybe they're not as dumb as you think. 1552 01:21:40,053 --> 01:21:42,470 I never said they were dumb. 1553 01:21:43,428 --> 01:21:44,553 Got you! 1554 01:21:54,928 --> 01:21:58,470 Instead of Christmas alone, want to take a drive? 1555 01:21:59,844 --> 01:22:01,470 We could get some air. 1556 01:22:02,345 --> 01:22:04,053 Go to the seaside... 1557 01:22:04,094 --> 01:22:05,594 Eat some oysters. 1558 01:22:06,178 --> 01:22:08,428 It's been years since we got away. 1559 01:23:19,011 --> 01:23:21,719 In weathered overcoats adorned, 1560 01:23:21,761 --> 01:23:26,511 on every winter and summer morn, shivering a tad, 1561 01:23:27,386 --> 01:23:28,552 Mom and Dad... 1562 01:23:28,594 --> 01:23:29,802 Changed the words. 1563 01:23:29,844 --> 01:23:32,428 There was only Sunday in a week, 1564 01:23:32,886 --> 01:23:35,303 the other days they had to seek 1565 01:23:35,345 --> 01:23:38,094 the meager wages to be had 1566 01:23:38,844 --> 01:23:39,928 Mom and Dad! 1567 01:23:39,969 --> 01:23:41,844 I don't know it by heart. 1568 01:23:41,886 --> 01:23:45,552 In summer we went to the sea 1569 01:23:46,928 --> 01:23:51,011 You see, we didn't live in misery 1570 01:23:51,636 --> 01:23:53,969 Nor did we live in luxury 1571 01:23:54,011 --> 01:23:57,594 Reminds me of when they were little. The school shows! 1572 01:23:58,178 --> 01:24:00,011 We let it be 1573 01:24:00,803 --> 01:24:03,761 For years and years when we were small 1574 01:24:03,803 --> 01:24:06,594 We were nearby, hardly saw them at all 1575 01:24:06,636 --> 01:24:09,178 You can say we sort of missed the bus, 1576 01:24:10,053 --> 01:24:11,303 both of us. 1577 01:24:11,345 --> 01:24:12,594 I feel like crying. 1578 01:24:12,636 --> 01:24:15,303 Not very wise, we hardly tried 1579 01:24:15,345 --> 01:24:17,303 to walk a while at their side 1580 01:24:17,345 --> 01:24:20,345 That certainly would have made them glad 1581 01:24:21,136 --> 01:24:22,469 Mom and Dad 1582 01:24:23,803 --> 01:24:27,677 But when you're barely 30, it's so hard 1583 01:24:28,844 --> 01:24:32,511 to find enough room in your heart 1584 01:24:33,803 --> 01:24:37,303 to keep these things comfortably, 1585 01:24:39,386 --> 01:24:41,178 you see... 1586 01:24:42,303 --> 01:24:45,220 Now that all this does appear 1587 01:24:46,969 --> 01:24:50,386 On thinking back it does seem clear 1588 01:24:50,427 --> 01:24:52,011 She's kind of tone deaf. 1589 01:24:52,053 --> 01:24:55,928 We'd like to always keep them near 1590 01:24:57,886 --> 01:24:58,886 Dad 1591 01:24:58,928 --> 01:25:00,095 Dad... 1592 01:25:00,136 --> 01:25:01,594 Mom... 1593 01:25:02,303 --> 01:25:03,386 Mom, 1594 01:25:03,427 --> 01:25:04,928 Dad 1595 01:25:05,594 --> 01:25:06,844 Chantal, 1596 01:25:06,886 --> 01:25:08,511 Christian! 1597 01:25:13,136 --> 01:25:15,552 ONE YEAR LATER 1598 01:25:15,594 --> 01:25:17,552 There's us two, 1599 01:25:17,594 --> 01:25:19,261 Sandrine and Régis, 1600 01:25:19,303 --> 01:25:21,469 Stéphane and his girlfriend. Six! 1601 01:25:21,511 --> 01:25:22,552 Seven. 1602 01:25:22,594 --> 01:25:23,719 Seven? 1603 01:25:23,761 --> 01:25:26,220 - The baby! - He's just a baby. 1604 01:25:26,261 --> 01:25:30,220 Maybe he's a baby, but this is his first Christmas. 1605 01:25:30,761 --> 01:25:32,594 All right. I'm going now. 1606 01:25:32,636 --> 01:25:34,136 Pick up the turkey! 1607 01:25:34,178 --> 01:25:36,469 Yes. A turkey for seven. 1608 01:25:40,303 --> 01:25:42,386 - Hi, Christian. - How are you? 1609 01:25:42,427 --> 01:25:43,469 No Pick Six? 1610 01:25:43,511 --> 01:25:45,844 No, that's all over for me. 1611 01:25:45,886 --> 01:25:48,552 - Christmas jackpot? - Not even! 1612 01:25:49,053 --> 01:25:51,303 Somebody still believes in Santa. 1613 01:25:52,678 --> 01:25:55,511 I love to bust her chops. Give me a coffee. 1614 01:25:55,552 --> 01:25:57,261 Coffee for Christian. 1615 01:26:02,053 --> 01:26:03,594 Scratching, scratching... 1616 01:26:06,136 --> 01:26:09,511 Beer before noon. It's a little early. 1617 01:26:10,053 --> 01:26:12,344 Careful, it's full of gluten! 1618 01:26:15,053 --> 01:26:16,178 Jerk! 1619 01:26:17,386 --> 01:26:19,928 Merry Christmas if I don't see you. 1620 01:26:20,678 --> 01:26:24,178 - Bye, Mrs. Clutaine. - Bye! Merry Christmas. 1621 01:26:24,220 --> 01:26:25,636 Thanks. You too. 1622 01:26:46,636 --> 01:26:48,511 I'll pay later. 1623 01:26:48,552 --> 01:26:50,011 See you soon! 1624 01:26:50,053 --> 01:26:51,095 Spare change! 1625 01:26:51,136 --> 01:26:53,095 Sorry, I have no change. 1626 01:26:53,594 --> 01:26:54,844 Asswipe! 1627 01:26:54,886 --> 01:26:56,552 Chantal! 1628 01:26:59,178 --> 01:27:00,344 What? 1629 01:27:02,053 --> 01:27:03,928 You're scaring me. 1630 01:27:04,803 --> 01:27:06,386 They're out of turkeys? 1631 01:27:16,886 --> 01:27:20,761 - Is the photo required? - Is it published? 1632 01:27:20,803 --> 01:27:22,344 Smile. 1633 01:27:22,386 --> 01:27:23,511 There. 1634 01:27:34,719 --> 01:27:37,011 Stop looking, you'll wear it out. 1635 01:27:37,053 --> 01:27:39,261 I still can't believe it. 1636 01:27:41,220 --> 01:27:42,719 Let me see it a second. 1637 01:27:45,511 --> 01:27:46,636 Thanks. 1638 01:27:52,220 --> 01:27:53,552 A little snuggle? 1639 01:27:53,594 --> 01:27:57,427 Nice of you to offer, but my mind is elsewhere. Not mad? 1640 01:27:57,469 --> 01:28:00,469 Same here. I wanted to change the subject. 1641 01:28:03,095 --> 01:28:04,970 They're on their way. 1642 01:28:05,011 --> 01:28:06,803 You mean the children? 1643 01:28:06,844 --> 01:28:10,261 Yes. Sandrine and Stéphane are fine. 1644 01:28:10,636 --> 01:28:12,011 They started a company. 1645 01:28:12,053 --> 01:28:16,053 - Stéphane says it's going well. - Sandrine is very happy. 1646 01:28:18,594 --> 01:28:20,553 So we sleep on it? 1647 01:28:21,261 --> 01:28:23,219 Fine, a night to think it over. 1648 01:28:28,886 --> 01:28:31,553 We could just decide to enjoy it. 1649 01:28:33,594 --> 01:28:35,261 I didn't dare suggest it. 1650 01:28:36,095 --> 01:28:38,344 I think I'd like that snuggle. 1651 01:28:48,511 --> 01:28:49,886 Mom's Crumble 1652 01:28:49,928 --> 01:28:51,511 - Hi Catherine! - Hi. 1653 01:28:53,011 --> 01:28:54,761 - You well? - You? 1654 01:28:54,803 --> 01:28:57,053 Fine. Selling like hotcakes. 1655 01:28:57,095 --> 01:28:58,177 Great! 1656 01:29:00,427 --> 01:29:01,845 Mom's Crumble, hello! 1657 01:29:01,886 --> 01:29:02,928 Dad? 1658 01:29:02,970 --> 01:29:04,386 Hi little sausage. 1659 01:29:04,427 --> 01:29:06,177 How's my big bunny? 1660 01:29:06,219 --> 01:29:08,053 - Good. - Work, work, work. 1661 01:29:08,095 --> 01:29:11,136 Right! I cook, he does the accounting! 1662 01:29:11,177 --> 01:29:13,261 In perfect harmony. 1663 01:29:13,302 --> 01:29:16,261 We can't come early on Sunday. 1664 01:29:16,302 --> 01:29:17,886 We have deliveries. 1665 01:29:17,928 --> 01:29:19,136 The 24th is busy. 1666 01:29:19,177 --> 01:29:22,386 Actually, I wanted to tell you, 1667 01:29:22,427 --> 01:29:24,719 we won't be here for Christmas. 1668 01:29:25,511 --> 01:29:30,427 Dad and I must go for physical therapy for arthritis... 1669 01:29:31,386 --> 01:29:32,261 In Evian. 1670 01:29:32,302 --> 01:29:33,344 Oh no! 1671 01:29:33,386 --> 01:29:35,053 Physical therapy? 1672 01:29:35,095 --> 01:29:37,053 It hit us this morning. Hard! 1673 01:29:37,095 --> 01:29:39,386 We woke up and our knees hurt. 1674 01:29:40,636 --> 01:29:42,427 P.T. for the holidays! 1675 01:29:42,469 --> 01:29:44,011 Over Christmas?! 1676 01:29:44,053 --> 01:29:45,845 No big deal, bunny. 1677 01:29:45,886 --> 01:29:48,678 - We'll celebrate in January. - Or February! 1678 01:29:48,719 --> 01:29:49,970 Sure. 1679 01:29:50,427 --> 01:29:52,678 Arthritis is boss. 1680 01:29:55,719 --> 01:29:57,177 It hit all of a sudden! 1681 01:29:59,136 --> 01:30:00,928 On the right, and on the left. 1682 01:30:00,970 --> 01:30:03,094 And right, and left! 1683 01:30:18,094 --> 01:30:19,553 What is it, Chantal? 1684 01:30:21,177 --> 01:30:22,636 I miss the kids. 1685 01:30:23,886 --> 01:30:25,386 I knew it! 1686 01:30:26,553 --> 01:30:28,553 No, I was just kidding! 1687 01:30:31,594 --> 01:30:32,761 You dummy! 1688 01:30:34,928 --> 01:30:36,970 They're here for knee arthritis. 1689 01:30:37,845 --> 01:30:40,302 Don't tell them, it's a surprise. 1690 01:30:40,344 --> 01:30:42,261 They'll be so happy! 1691 01:30:42,302 --> 01:30:43,636 Mr. Blanc? 1692 01:30:43,678 --> 01:30:45,553 Sorry, I can't find them. 1693 01:30:45,594 --> 01:30:47,553 We'll just call them. 1694 01:30:47,594 --> 01:30:49,886 Where's Daddykins and Mommykins? 1695 01:30:50,636 --> 01:30:51,845 That's them! 1696 01:30:52,803 --> 01:30:53,928 Let's go. 1697 01:30:58,636 --> 01:31:00,386 Wipe that off. 1698 01:31:00,761 --> 01:31:03,136 Let's use our therapy voices. 1699 01:31:08,594 --> 01:31:10,094 Hi, Dad! Hi, Mom! 1700 01:31:10,136 --> 01:31:11,344 How are you? 1701 01:31:11,386 --> 01:31:13,469 - Not great. - We're ok. 1702 01:31:13,511 --> 01:31:15,302 Is it any better? 1703 01:31:15,344 --> 01:31:16,469 A little. 1704 01:31:16,511 --> 01:31:18,720 Easy does it. 1705 01:31:18,761 --> 01:31:20,302 And where are you? 1706 01:31:20,344 --> 01:31:22,428 We're near the water. Well... 1707 01:31:23,469 --> 01:31:25,177 No! Near the pool. 1708 01:31:25,219 --> 01:31:26,594 Right. 1709 01:31:27,428 --> 01:31:29,845 We wanted to wish you merry Christmas. 1710 01:31:30,469 --> 01:31:32,428 Thanks for thinking of us. 1711 01:31:32,469 --> 01:31:36,803 Yes, to be perfectly honest, we totally forgot. 1712 01:31:36,845 --> 01:31:38,761 I mean here... 1713 01:31:38,803 --> 01:31:40,720 It's such a grim place! 1714 01:31:42,678 --> 01:31:44,136 Anyway... 1715 01:31:44,177 --> 01:31:45,553 are you all right? 1716 01:31:45,594 --> 01:31:47,302 - Do we tell them? - Let's! 1717 01:31:47,344 --> 01:31:48,636 We're here! 1718 01:31:49,761 --> 01:31:51,970 Surprise! Where are you? 1719 01:31:53,261 --> 01:31:55,594 We don't see you anywhere. 1720 01:31:55,636 --> 01:31:57,219 Raise your hands. 1721 01:31:58,219 --> 01:31:59,803 We can't find you. 1722 01:31:59,845 --> 01:32:02,678 Raise your hands! 1723 01:32:02,720 --> 01:32:05,011 - Higher! - Higher, Mom! 1724 01:32:05,052 --> 01:32:06,928 Higher, higher. 1725 01:32:06,969 --> 01:32:10,386 Raise your hands, higher! 1726 01:32:18,761 --> 01:32:20,845 PRICE OF PARENTING 1727 01:34:58,678 --> 01:35:01,094 Subtitles by Michael Katims 1728 01:35:01,136 --> 01:35:03,636 Subtitling: HIVENTY 114323