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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,933 --> 00:00:14,033 PREVIOUSLY ON... 2 00:00:14,067 --> 00:00:16,300 I SAW THE MAN IN YOUR FREEZER. 3 00:00:16,333 --> 00:00:19,033 MRS. McCLUSKEY AND PARKER SHARED A SECRET... 4 00:00:19,067 --> 00:00:20,533 YOU CAN NEVER TELL ANYONE. 5 00:00:20,567 --> 00:00:22,833 BUT THE SECRET WAS DISCOVERED. 6 00:00:22,867 --> 00:00:24,833 YOU BET ME IN A GAME OF POKER? 7 00:00:24,867 --> 00:00:27,700 SUSAN WAS FORCED TO MAKE A DECISION. GET OUT. 8 00:00:27,733 --> 00:00:29,767 THERE WILL BE NO KISSING, AND THERE WILL BE NO WEDDING. 9 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:33,667 LYNETTE VENTURED INTO DANGEROUS TERRITORY. YOU EVER WEAR YOUR HAIR DOWN? 10 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:34,667 SOMETIMES. 11 00:00:34,700 --> 00:00:37,033 LOOKS REALLY GOOD. THANKS. 12 00:00:37,067 --> 00:00:40,633 ARE YOU EMBARRASSED TO BE DATING ME? IF GABY FINDS OUT, SHE'S GONNA HIT THE CEILING. 13 00:00:40,667 --> 00:00:42,667 EDIE CAME TO A DISTURBING REALIZATION. 14 00:00:42,700 --> 00:00:45,200 OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE STILL IN LOVE WITH HER. 15 00:00:45,233 --> 00:00:47,433 AND GABY TOOK A BOLD STEP. 16 00:00:47,467 --> 00:00:52,400 IN A FEW MONTHS, I WILL BE MRS. VICTOR LANG. 17 00:00:52,433 --> 00:00:53,800 (speaking indistinctly) 18 00:00:53,833 --> 00:00:55,733 I DON'T KNOW MY OWN STRENGTH... 19 00:00:55,767 --> 00:00:58,200 (Mary Alice) THE NIGHT OF HER ENGAGEMENT PARTY, 20 00:00:58,233 --> 00:01:00,067 GABRIELLE SOLIS WAS INJURED. 21 00:01:00,067 --> 00:01:01,767 BUT SHE WASN'T HURT BY THE CHAUFFER 22 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:04,767 WHO ALMOST SLAMMED A DOOR ON HER FINGERS... 23 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:08,567 OR THE STRANGER WHO ALMOST STEPPED ON HER HAND... 24 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:12,567 OR THE WAITER WHO ALMOST DROPPED A KNIFE ON HER WRIST. 25 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:14,333 NO, GABRIELLE'S INJURY 26 00:01:14,367 --> 00:01:18,167 CAME ABOUT IN A MORE UNEXPECTED FASHION 27 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:20,100 AND WAS CAUSED BY SOMEONE 28 00:01:20,133 --> 00:01:23,400 GABRIELLE THOUGHT WAS HER FRIEND. 29 00:01:23,433 --> 00:01:24,400 THANK YOU. 30 00:01:24,433 --> 00:01:26,733 SO HAVE YOU TOLD BREE ABOUT YOUR ENGAGEMENT? 31 00:01:26,767 --> 00:01:28,633 YEP. SHE'S ON THE TOP OF A SWISS ALP 32 00:01:28,667 --> 00:01:31,200 AND STILL MANAGED TO SEND A BASKET OF MUFFINS. 33 00:01:31,233 --> 00:01:33,533 YOU'RE KIDDING. NO. DAMN THINGS TRAVELED 5,000 MILES, 34 00:01:33,567 --> 00:01:36,367 AND THEY WERE STILL MOIST. I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DOES IT. 35 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:39,833 HEY, IT'S GETTING LATE. LET'S BREAK OUT THE CHAMPAGNE. WAIT, WAIT. 36 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:42,700 YOU'RE NOT GONNA EMBARRASS ME WITH SOME SAPPY TOAST, ARE YOU? 37 00:01:42,733 --> 00:01:45,633 I'M NOT, BUT SUSAN'S WRITTEN A POEM. A POEM? 38 00:01:45,667 --> 00:01:46,800 MM-HMM. 39 00:01:46,833 --> 00:01:50,400 SHE'S REWORKED THE LYRICS TO "WIND BENEATH MY WINGS." 40 00:01:51,467 --> 00:01:52,733 TESTING. (feedback screeching) 41 00:01:52,767 --> 00:01:54,600 ONE, TWO, THREE, TESTING. 42 00:01:54,633 --> 00:01:57,533 WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GET THE CHAMPAGNE. OKAY. 43 00:01:57,567 --> 00:02:01,333 (jazz music playing) 44 00:02:01,367 --> 00:02:02,700 THANK YOU. 45 00:02:02,733 --> 00:02:04,533 HEY, GABY. 46 00:02:04,567 --> 00:02:06,100 HI, EDIE! 47 00:02:06,133 --> 00:02:08,667 SO I FINALLY MET VICTOR. HE IS SO CHARMING. 48 00:02:08,700 --> 00:02:10,200 ISN'T HE GREAT? 49 00:02:10,233 --> 00:02:12,533 I KNOW IT'S BEEN QUICK, BUT HE'S JUST SO AMAZING. 50 00:02:12,567 --> 00:02:15,167 SO YOU REALLY LOVE HIM? 51 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:17,133 HE IS THE ONE? 52 00:02:17,167 --> 00:02:20,433 HE IS, AND I'VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER. 53 00:02:20,467 --> 00:02:21,533 (exhales deeply) 54 00:02:21,567 --> 00:02:25,400 (chuckles) I AM SO THRILLED FOR YOU. 55 00:02:25,433 --> 00:02:27,233 EDIE, ARE YOU OKAY? 56 00:02:27,267 --> 00:02:31,333 YES! OH, YES. YES, I'M--I'M FINE. I... 57 00:02:31,367 --> 00:02:32,800 OH, SWEETIE. 58 00:02:32,833 --> 00:02:35,333 DON'T WORRY. YOU'RE GONNA FIND SOMEONE SOON. 59 00:02:35,367 --> 00:02:36,767 I JUST KNOW IT. 60 00:02:38,267 --> 00:02:39,567 WHAT? 61 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:42,567 WELL, ACTUALLY, I HAVE FOUND SOMEONE. 62 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:45,633 AND I AM... (sighs) CRAZY ABOUT HIM. 63 00:02:45,667 --> 00:02:47,400 WELL, WHO IS IT? 64 00:02:47,433 --> 00:02:51,267 OH, NO. NO, NO. TONIGHT IS ABOUT YOU. 65 00:02:51,300 --> 00:02:53,200 OH, NO, NO, EDIE. COME ON. 66 00:02:53,233 --> 00:02:56,400 IT WOULD MAKE ME HAPPY TO KNOW WHO'S MAKING YOU HAPPY. 67 00:02:56,433 --> 00:02:58,833 REALLY? 68 00:02:58,867 --> 00:03:02,300 YEAH! I WANNA KNOW WHO'S PUTTING THAT DOPEY GRIN ON YOUR FACE. 69 00:03:02,333 --> 00:03:04,567 WELL, ACTUALLY, IT'S... 70 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:06,200 CARLOS. 71 00:03:06,233 --> 00:03:07,567 WHO? 72 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:11,100 CARLOS. I'VE BEEN SEEING CARLOS. 73 00:03:11,133 --> 00:03:12,467 (laughs) 74 00:03:14,267 --> 00:03:17,200 (glass clatters to floor) 75 00:03:17,233 --> 00:03:20,500 AND THIS IS HOW GABRIELLE SOLIS CAME TO BE INJURED 76 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:22,700 THE NIGHT OF HER ENGAGEMENT PARTY. 77 00:03:22,733 --> 00:03:25,733 AND THOUGH SHE SEEMED TO LAUGH IT OFF, 78 00:03:25,767 --> 00:03:27,633 GABRIELLE HAD BEEN CUT 79 00:03:27,667 --> 00:03:32,467 MUCH, MUCH DEEPER THAN ANYONE COULD SEE. 80 00:03:32,500 --> 00:03:34,367 (chuckles) 81 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:36,400 *** 82 00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:46,100 *** 83 00:04:03,233 --> 00:04:05,233 *** 84 00:04:12,733 --> 00:04:15,233 GREG IS DEFINITELY OFF THE WAGON. LAST WEEK... 85 00:04:15,267 --> 00:04:16,733 GOSSIP-- FOR MOST HOUSEWIVES, 86 00:04:16,767 --> 00:04:19,800 IT'S JUST A HARMLESS FORM OF RECREATION, 87 00:04:19,833 --> 00:04:22,533 AN EXCHANGE OF SEMI-INTERESTING TIDBITS 88 00:04:22,567 --> 00:04:25,667 CONCERNING THE SEMI-INTERESTING LIVES OF PEOPLE THEY KNOW. 89 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:28,567 THAT MAILMAN WAS IN SARAH'S HOUSE OVER AN HOUR. 90 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:31,400 PACKAGES WEREN'T ALL HE'S DELIVERING. 91 00:04:31,433 --> 00:04:33,500 I COULD SMELL THE WHISKEY ON AMY'S BREATH. 92 00:04:33,533 --> 00:04:35,167 IT WASN'T EVEN NOON YET. 93 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:38,067 JOANNE MAY SAY THAT SHE WAS OFF ON A RELIGIOUS RETREAT, 94 00:04:38,100 --> 00:04:40,133 BUT SINCE WHEN DOES PRAYING MAKE YOUR BOOBS BIGGER? 95 00:04:40,167 --> 00:04:42,467 BUT THE TIME COMES IN EVERY NEIGHBORHOOD 96 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:45,300 WHEN SOMETHING VERY INTERESTING HAPPENS, 97 00:04:45,333 --> 00:04:47,800 AND THAT'S WHEN GOSSIP STOPS BEING RECREATION 98 00:04:47,833 --> 00:04:49,533 AND BECOMES... OBSESSION. 99 00:04:49,567 --> 00:04:51,200 WHAT KIND OF WOMAN 100 00:04:51,233 --> 00:04:53,133 WOULD KEEP HER HUSBAND'S BODY IN THE FREEZER? 101 00:04:53,167 --> 00:04:56,067 FOR TEN YEARS? IT'S CRAZY. HAS ANYBODY TALKED TO HER? 102 00:04:56,067 --> 00:04:57,767 I'VE KNOCKED TWICE. SHE'S NOT ANSWERING. 103 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:00,667 OH, I SAW THE CURTAIN MOVE. I THINK I SAW A HAND. 104 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:03,567 OH, GREAT. NOW WE KNOW SHE'S WATCHING US. WHY SHOULD WE BE EMBARRASSED? 105 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:07,067 WE'RE NOT THE ONES WHO KEPT A CORPSE-ICLE IN THE BASEMENT. OH, THAT'S RIGHT. SHE BABYSAT YOUR KIDS. 106 00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:09,367 OH, PLEASE, I DON'T WANT TO THINK OF HOW MANY TIMES 107 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:11,300 SHE BROUGHT THEM ICE CREAM FROM THAT BASEMENT. 108 00:05:11,333 --> 00:05:14,167 I MEAN, JEEZ, IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR HUSBAND ON ICE, 109 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:17,467 AT LEAST HAVE A DEDICATED FREEZER. DO YOU THINK SHE ACTUALLY KILLED HIM? 110 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:20,667 UH, YEAH. WHY ELSE WOULD SHE HAVE HID THE BODY? WELL, SO FAR, 111 00:05:20,700 --> 00:05:23,367 SHE'S ONLY BEEN CHARGED WITH IMPROPER DISPOSAL OF A CORPSE. 112 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:25,600 BUT ONCE THEY DEFROST THE BODY AND DO AN AUTOPSY, 113 00:05:25,633 --> 00:05:27,800 I GUARANTEE YOU THEY'RE GONNA FIND A BELLYFUL OF ARSENIC. 114 00:05:27,833 --> 00:05:29,067 (scoffs) 115 00:05:29,100 --> 00:05:31,133 WHAT'S ARSENIC? 116 00:05:31,167 --> 00:05:33,533 IT'S JUST-- IT'S SOMETHING YUCKY, HONEY. 117 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:37,133 GO ON AND PLAY WITH YOUR BALL. GO ON. 118 00:05:37,167 --> 00:05:39,467 WE'RE TRYING SO HARD TO PROTECT THEM FROM THIS. 119 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:42,367 THERE ARE JUST SOME THINGS THAT KIDS DON'T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT. 120 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:46,233 HELL, THERE'S SOME THINGS WE DON'T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT. 121 00:05:48,867 --> 00:05:51,733 WOULD YOU GUYS EXCUSE ME? 122 00:05:54,633 --> 00:05:56,667 HEY, EDIE! 123 00:05:56,700 --> 00:05:58,200 OH, HI, GABY! 124 00:05:58,233 --> 00:06:00,200 WHAT'S UP? 125 00:06:00,233 --> 00:06:04,400 I'VE BEEN DOING SOME THINKING, AND YOU KNOW HOW... 126 00:06:04,433 --> 00:06:06,500 HOW DO I PUT THIS? 127 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:09,367 YOU KNOW HOW YOU FEEL LIKE SOMETIMES PEOPLE HATE YOU? 128 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:11,600 I DON'T FEEL LIKE THAT. 129 00:06:11,633 --> 00:06:13,267 WELL, YOU SHOULD, 'CAUSE THEY DO. 130 00:06:13,300 --> 00:06:14,700 SINCE WHEN? 131 00:06:14,733 --> 00:06:16,800 SINCE YOU STARTED DOING THINGS TO PISS PEOPLE OFF. 132 00:06:16,833 --> 00:06:18,400 ABOUT WHAT? 133 00:06:18,433 --> 00:06:21,300 OH, I DON'T KNOW. OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD... 134 00:06:21,333 --> 00:06:23,233 DATING YOUR FRIENDS' EXES. 135 00:06:23,267 --> 00:06:24,333 OH. 136 00:06:24,367 --> 00:06:27,333 OH, SO THAT BIG SMILE ON YOUR FACE THE OTHER NIGHT 137 00:06:27,367 --> 00:06:29,067 WAS ALL AN ACT. 138 00:06:29,067 --> 00:06:30,800 YOU'RE NOT FINE WITH ME SEEING CARLOS. 139 00:06:30,833 --> 00:06:32,700 EDIE, THERE ARE A THOUSAND SINGLE MEN IN FAIRVIEW. 140 00:06:32,733 --> 00:06:34,600 WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DATE MY EX-HUSBAND? 141 00:06:34,633 --> 00:06:36,700 YOU'RE ENGAGED TO SOMEBODY ELSE! WHAT DO YOU CARE? 142 00:06:36,733 --> 00:06:37,767 IT'S AWKWARD! 143 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:40,433 IT'S--IT'S LIKE IF I DONATED A DRESS TO CHARITY, 144 00:06:40,467 --> 00:06:42,700 AND I WENT TO A PARTY, AND YOU SHOWED UP WEARING IT. 145 00:06:42,733 --> 00:06:45,267 AGAIN, IF YOU GAVE IT AWAY IN THE FIRST PLACE, 146 00:06:45,300 --> 00:06:47,200 THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU BITCHING ABOUT? 147 00:06:47,233 --> 00:06:49,133 LOOK, EDIE, JUST FIND YOUR OWN MEN 148 00:06:49,167 --> 00:06:52,367 AND STOP SNAPPING UP OTHER PEOPLE'S CASTOFFS! 149 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:54,333 AND WHAT IF I DON'T? 150 00:06:59,233 --> 00:07:02,500 THEN BE PREPARED TO SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES. 151 00:07:02,533 --> 00:07:04,333 (scoffs) OH, PLEASE. 152 00:07:04,367 --> 00:07:06,800 YOU ARE AS TALL AS MY LEGS. 153 00:07:06,833 --> 00:07:08,733 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 154 00:07:08,767 --> 00:07:10,767 YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT. 155 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,767 (doorbell rings) 156 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:18,433 WHO IS IT THIS TIME? 157 00:07:18,467 --> 00:07:20,700 UM... IT'S IAN. 158 00:07:20,733 --> 00:07:21,633 (Susan sighs) 159 00:07:21,667 --> 00:07:24,833 YOU GONNA TALK TO HIM? NO. 160 00:07:24,867 --> 00:07:26,600 UH, HE'S GOT FLOWERS. 161 00:07:26,633 --> 00:07:29,367 I DON'T CARE. (singsong voice) LOOKS LIKE IT'S TWO DOZEN ROSES. 162 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:31,833 OH, GOOD. I HOPE THE THORNS RIP HIM TO SHREDS. (doorbell rings) 163 00:07:31,867 --> 00:07:34,533 (scoffs) OKAY, MOM, I KNOW WHAT MIKE AND IAN DID WAS WRONG, 164 00:07:34,567 --> 00:07:36,833 BUT-- THEY BET ME IN A GAME OF POKER. 165 00:07:36,867 --> 00:07:38,767 THEY MADE DECISIONS ABOUT MY LIFE 166 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:40,700 OVER A HAND OF 5-CARD STUD. 167 00:07:40,733 --> 00:07:43,333 "WRONG" DOES NOT EVEN BEGIN TO COVER IT. (doorbell rings twice) 168 00:07:43,367 --> 00:07:44,833 OKAY, OKAY, BUT THERE ARE ONLY 169 00:07:44,867 --> 00:07:47,467 TWO GUYS IN THIS WORLD WHO KNOW ALL OF YOUR FLAWS 170 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:50,367 AND HAVE STILL FOUND A WAY TO LOVE YOU. 171 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:52,267 YOU'RE JUST GONNA TOSS 'EM BOTH AWAY? YES. 172 00:07:52,300 --> 00:07:54,200 I DON'T NEED A MAN. I DON'T EVEN NEED SEX. 173 00:07:54,233 --> 00:07:57,133 I WENT WITHOUT IT THE FIRST 16 YEARS... 174 00:07:57,167 --> 00:08:00,733 22 YEARS OF MY LIFE, AND I CAN GO A FEW MORE. 175 00:08:05,700 --> 00:08:07,300 THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING. 176 00:08:07,333 --> 00:08:08,267 WHAT? 177 00:08:08,300 --> 00:08:10,300 MIKE JUST WALKED UP. 178 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,500 (doorbell rings) GIVE IT UP. 179 00:08:15,533 --> 00:08:17,433 SHE DIDN'T ANSWER THE FIRST TEN TIMES. 180 00:08:17,467 --> 00:08:19,333 SHE'S NOT GONNA ANSWER IT NOW. 181 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,267 (doorbell rings) 182 00:08:23,300 --> 00:08:26,533 (laughs) OH, THIS IS GETTING SAD. 183 00:08:26,567 --> 00:08:29,067 TAKE IT LIKE A BRIT-- STIFF UPPER LIP. 184 00:08:29,100 --> 00:08:31,767 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE JUST ABOUT BLOODY HAD IT WITH YOU. 185 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:34,467 I PREFERRED YOU WHEN YOU WERE COMATOSE AND POOPING IN A BAG! 186 00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:38,300 WELL, LUCKY FOR YOU, I DON'T HAVE THAT BAG RIGHT NOW. 187 00:08:38,333 --> 00:08:40,733 ALL RIGHT, THAT DOES IT. 188 00:08:42,367 --> 00:08:44,367 UH, EXCUSE ME? GUYS? 189 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:48,067 HI. UM, MY MOM WOULD REALLY LIKE FOR BOTH OF YOU TO LEAVE. 190 00:08:48,100 --> 00:08:50,833 DON'T SOFT-PEDAL IT. LET 'EM KNOW I MEAN BUSINESS. 191 00:08:50,867 --> 00:08:52,767 UH, 'CAUSE IF YOU-- IF YOU DON'T, 192 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:55,633 SHE'LL BE VERY, VERY DISAPPOINTED. RIP 'EM! 193 00:08:55,667 --> 00:08:56,800 SO JUST, UM... 194 00:08:56,833 --> 00:08:59,467 GO HOME AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE. 195 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:01,167 (slap) 196 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:04,667 OW! IF YOU WANT SOMETHING BITCHIER, DO IT YOURSELF! 197 00:09:09,267 --> 00:09:10,633 HERE WE ARE-- 198 00:09:10,667 --> 00:09:13,800 RAVIOLI STUFFED WITH DUCK CONFIT IN A PORCINI CREAM SAUCE. 199 00:09:13,833 --> 00:09:15,133 HMM. 200 00:09:17,833 --> 00:09:19,800 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 201 00:09:19,833 --> 00:09:23,433 I THINK IT'S A SHAME YOU DIDN'T MAKE ANY FOR YOURSELF. 202 00:09:23,467 --> 00:09:24,533 (chuckles) 203 00:09:24,567 --> 00:09:27,067 (cell phone rings) 204 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,267 AH. HI, HONEY. 205 00:09:29,300 --> 00:09:32,267 (Porter and Preston arguing indistinctly) HEY, I JUST WANTED TO SAY I LOVE YOU. 206 00:09:32,300 --> 00:09:34,100 AREN'T YOU SWEET? (laughs) 207 00:09:34,133 --> 00:09:36,067 WHAT'S THAT NOISE IN THE BACKGROUND? 208 00:09:36,067 --> 00:09:38,800 ARE THE BOYS STILL UP? YEAH, THEY DON'T WANT TO GO TO BED. 209 00:09:38,833 --> 00:09:40,733 WELL, OF COURSE THEY DON'T. 210 00:09:40,767 --> 00:09:42,767 THEY'RE KIDS. YOU'RE THE DAD. MAKE 'EM. 211 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:45,667 WELL, I TRIED, HONEY, BUT THEY WANNA WAIT UP FOR YOU. 212 00:09:45,700 --> 00:09:47,467 THEY... THEY MISS THEIR MOM. 213 00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:49,133 AH, IS THIS YOUR WAY 214 00:09:49,167 --> 00:09:51,300 OF GUILTING ME INTO COMING BACK HOME? 215 00:09:51,333 --> 00:09:54,200 LYNETTE, THE--THE RESTAURANT DID CLOSE A HALF-HOUR AGO. 216 00:09:54,233 --> 00:09:57,833 (Tom) Preston, don't throw pudding! 217 00:09:57,867 --> 00:09:59,467 OH, TOM... 218 00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:02,233 I'M SORRY. I CAN'T COME HOME. 219 00:10:02,267 --> 00:10:04,067 WE'RE, UM... 220 00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:05,600 DOING INVENTORY, SO... 221 00:10:05,633 --> 00:10:07,633 IT COULD BE A WHILE. 222 00:10:07,667 --> 00:10:10,167 WELL, OKAY. 223 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,667 TRY TO HURRY? 224 00:10:11,700 --> 00:10:13,733 I WILL. I LOVE YOU. BYE. 225 00:10:13,767 --> 00:10:15,633 (cell phone beeps) 226 00:10:15,667 --> 00:10:17,233 INVENTORY? 227 00:10:17,267 --> 00:10:19,700 I KNOW. I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON. 228 00:10:19,733 --> 00:10:23,033 I JUST CHOSE RAVIOLI OVER MOTHERHOOD. 229 00:10:23,067 --> 00:10:24,800 I SHOULD--I SHOULD GO HOME. 230 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:27,700 LYNETTE, YOU GOT NOTHING TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT. 231 00:10:27,733 --> 00:10:29,833 YOU BUST YOUR ASS IN THIS RESTAURANT EVERY DAY 232 00:10:29,867 --> 00:10:31,533 TO KEEP IT GOING, 233 00:10:31,567 --> 00:10:34,067 AND IF ANYBODY DESERVES A LITTLE DOWNTIME, IT'S YOU. 234 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:36,567 THOSE ARE SHAMELESS RATIONALIZATIONS. 235 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:38,333 KEEP THEM COMING. 236 00:10:39,667 --> 00:10:41,533 OOH. 237 00:10:41,567 --> 00:10:43,533 MMM. 238 00:10:43,567 --> 00:10:45,067 THOSE, TOO. 239 00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:46,533 (laughs) 240 00:10:49,433 --> 00:10:51,800 THERE YOU ARE. 241 00:10:51,833 --> 00:10:54,567 WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUTSIDE? 242 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:57,600 SOME BIG KIDS THREW EGGS AT MRS. McCLUSKEY'S HOUSE. 243 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:01,333 OH, JEEZ. 244 00:11:01,367 --> 00:11:03,267 THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT. 245 00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:05,300 WE SHOULD GO TALK TO HER. 246 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,800 NO. IT'S LATE. 247 00:11:08,833 --> 00:11:11,167 UH, SHE PROBABLY DOESN'T WANT US TO BOTHER HER. 248 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,233 COME ON, BUD. 249 00:11:13,267 --> 00:11:14,733 BEDTIME. 250 00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:30,300 SO HERE'S WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN-- 251 00:11:30,333 --> 00:11:33,733 WE'RE NOT TALKING TO EDIE ANYMORE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WE"? 252 00:11:33,767 --> 00:11:36,300 I MEAN, "WE" AS IN SHE BETRAYED ME, AND YOU'RE MY BEST FRIENDS, 253 00:11:36,333 --> 00:11:40,167 SO YOU'RE GONNA SUPPORT ME BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS DO. AND "SUPPORT YOU" MEANS... 254 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,100 ACTING LIKE WE'RE IN JUNIOR HIGH? 255 00:11:42,133 --> 00:11:44,467 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE NOT FURIOUS AT THIS. 256 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:46,400 BEFORE SHE SANK HER FANGS INTO CARLOS, 257 00:11:46,433 --> 00:11:48,633 SHE WAS DATING YOUR EX-HUSBAND AND MIKE. 258 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:51,600 YES, AND DO YOU KNOW WHO I BLAME? I BLAME KARL AND MIKE. 259 00:11:51,633 --> 00:11:54,800 WHY ISN'T ANYBODY MAD AT THEM? I MEAN, LET'S FACE IT. 260 00:11:54,833 --> 00:11:57,133 THE MEN-- THEY GET AWAY WITH MURDER. 261 00:11:57,167 --> 00:11:59,067 THEY'RE SCUM! 262 00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:01,233 OKAY. BACK TO EDIE... 263 00:12:01,267 --> 00:12:03,533 I'M NOT SURE I'M COMFORTABLE GANGING UP ON HER. 264 00:12:03,567 --> 00:12:06,400 REALLY? BECAUSE I WASN'T VERY COMFORTABLE TAKING YOUR SIDE 265 00:12:06,433 --> 00:12:08,567 WHEN YOU WERE FEUDING WITH PATTY MONROE 266 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:12,233 OVER THE BACKYARD FENCE LINE, BUT I DID. OH, GABY, THAT'S NOT FAIR. 267 00:12:12,267 --> 00:12:14,633 NOBODY REALLY LIKED PATTY TO BEGIN WITH. SHH! SHH! SHH! 268 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:17,333 DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ABOUT WHAT I'VE DONE FOR YOU, OKAY? 269 00:12:17,367 --> 00:12:19,067 I'M STILL BOYCOTTING MADAME KIM'S DAY SPA 270 00:12:19,067 --> 00:12:22,700 BECAUSE OF YOUR BOTCHED BIKINI WAX. OH, MY GOD. HOW DO YOU BOTCH A BIKINI WAX? 271 00:12:22,733 --> 00:12:24,633 SHE WILL SHOW YOU LATER! 272 00:12:24,667 --> 00:12:25,733 THE POINT IS, 273 00:12:25,767 --> 00:12:28,600 GOOD FRIENDS SHARE MORE THAN JUST GOSSIP AND BRUNCH. 274 00:12:28,633 --> 00:12:32,067 THEY SHARE ENEMIES, TOO. SO ARE YOU WITH ME OR NOT? 275 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,500 OF COURSE WE'RE WITH YOU. 276 00:12:37,533 --> 00:12:39,833 WE WILL GIVE EDIE THE COLD SHOULDER. 277 00:12:39,867 --> 00:12:41,833 NO, NO! NOT COLD, FROZEN! 278 00:12:41,867 --> 00:12:44,767 I WANT ICICLES HANGING FROM THAT BITCH'S EARS! 279 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:51,467 HELLO? 280 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:53,300 HI. 281 00:12:53,333 --> 00:12:56,200 HEY, DO YOU STILL WANT ME TO LOOK AT THAT BOOK REPORT? 282 00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:58,400 DADDY HELPED ME YESTERDAY. YOU WEREN'T HOME. 283 00:12:58,433 --> 00:13:01,200 OH. OKAY. 284 00:13:01,233 --> 00:13:03,167 DADDY DOES EVERYTHING LATELY. 285 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:06,167 HOW COME YOU ALWAYS COME HOME SO LATE? 286 00:13:07,733 --> 00:13:09,633 WELL, I'M REALLY BUSY AT THE RESTAURANT. 287 00:13:09,667 --> 00:13:12,733 BELIEVE ME, I COME HOME TO DADDY JUST AS SOON AS I CAN. 288 00:13:12,767 --> 00:13:14,167 (laughs nervously) 289 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,500 YOU'RE LYING. 290 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:19,500 WHAT? 291 00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:22,233 YOU ALWAYS LAUGH LIKE THAT WHEN YOU'RE TELLING A LIE. 292 00:13:22,267 --> 00:13:24,467 (imitates nervous laugh) 293 00:13:25,867 --> 00:13:28,433 WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? 294 00:13:28,467 --> 00:13:30,733 BECAUSE... IT'S TRUE. 295 00:13:30,767 --> 00:13:33,533 I STAY LATE BECAUSE THERE'S A LOT OF WORK TO DO, 296 00:13:33,567 --> 00:13:36,433 AND RIGHT NOW I'M THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN DO IT, 297 00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:38,833 AND NOW I HAVE TO GO TO THE GROCERY STORE 298 00:13:38,867 --> 00:13:41,700 BECAUSE I AM THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN DO THAT, MM-HMM. 299 00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:45,233 SO WHY DON'T YOU GO UPSTAIRS AND FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK? 300 00:13:45,267 --> 00:13:47,300 OKAY. 301 00:13:50,067 --> 00:13:52,200 BUT IT IS WHAT YOU DO. 302 00:13:59,733 --> 00:14:02,267 (car engine starts) 303 00:14:04,567 --> 00:14:08,133 (tires screech) 304 00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:09,100 (honks horn) 305 00:14:09,133 --> 00:14:10,100 EXCUSE ME! 306 00:14:10,133 --> 00:14:11,500 (honk) 307 00:14:11,533 --> 00:14:13,400 UH, HEY! 308 00:14:13,433 --> 00:14:16,267 EXCUSE ME. THAT'S MY SPACE! YEAH, WELL, I'M PARKED IN IT, 309 00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:18,633 SO THAT KIND OF MAKES IT MY SPACE. 310 00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:21,533 (turns off engine) HEY, UH, I WAITED FOR THAT SPOT WHILE THE GUY 311 00:14:21,567 --> 00:14:23,633 MADE THREE PHONE CALLS AND FLOSSED HIS TEETH. 312 00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:26,767 YOU CAN'T JUST STEAL IT. IT'S A PARKING SPACE! 313 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:29,100 KEEP A LID ON YOUR HORMONES, HONEY. 314 00:14:31,167 --> 00:14:33,667 AAH! GOD! YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE! 315 00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:36,567 YEAH, AND I'M ABOUT TO DO THIS ON PURPOSE, TOO. 316 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,700 CRAZY BITCH! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! 317 00:14:38,733 --> 00:14:42,067 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! I'M TAKING MY DAMN SPACE! 318 00:14:42,067 --> 00:14:44,067 GET OUT OF MY CAR. GET OUT OF MY CAR. (honks horn) 319 00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:46,667 WHOA! WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. HEY! HEY! HEY! SAY YOU'RE SORRY. 320 00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:48,600 LET ME GO! SAY IT! 321 00:14:48,633 --> 00:14:50,733 OKAY, OKAY. I'M SORRY. SAY, "I'M A RUDE, ARROGANT BASTARD 322 00:14:50,767 --> 00:14:53,633 WHO NEEDS TO TREAT WOMEN WITH COURTESY AND RESPECT!" 323 00:14:53,667 --> 00:14:56,600 I'M A RUDE, ARROGANT... HOW DOES THE REST OF IT GO? 324 00:14:56,633 --> 00:14:58,633 (man) FREEZE! 325 00:14:58,667 --> 00:15:00,567 WAS THIS MAN TRYING TO STEAL YOUR CAR? 326 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:04,700 IT'S MY CAR! SHE--SHE TRIPPED ME AND GRABBED MY KEYS. 327 00:15:04,733 --> 00:15:06,567 IS THIS TRUE, MA'AM? 328 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:09,600 OH, ALL RIGHT, TAKE HIS SIDE! 329 00:15:15,367 --> 00:15:16,700 HEY, WHO YOU SPYING ON? 330 00:15:16,733 --> 00:15:20,167 LYNETTE. SHE HASN'T RETURNED MY LAST TWO PHONE CALLS. 331 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,100 I THINK SOMETHING'S UP. 332 00:15:22,133 --> 00:15:24,067 SHE'S PROBABLY JUST BUSY. 333 00:15:24,067 --> 00:15:26,367 YEAH, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. (telephone beeping) 334 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:28,400 I AM CALLING HER RIGHT... NOW. 335 00:15:28,433 --> 00:15:31,733 (cell phone rings) 336 00:15:31,767 --> 00:15:34,500 (gasps) OH, MY GOD! 337 00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:35,767 WHAT? 338 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:36,767 (telephone beeps) 339 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:39,833 SHE JUST SCREENED ME! I HAVE BEEN SCREENED! 340 00:15:39,867 --> 00:15:43,133 (grunts) MAYBE SHE'S IN A HURRY. NO, NO, NO. 341 00:15:43,167 --> 00:15:45,167 THIS HAS GABRIELLE SOLIS WRITTEN ALL OVER IT. 342 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:48,067 SHE IS TURNING PEOPLE AGAINST ME. 343 00:15:48,067 --> 00:15:49,167 AND YOU'RE SURPRISED? 344 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:52,067 I TOLD YOU HOW SHE'D REACT IF SHE FOUND OUT ABOUT US. 345 00:15:52,067 --> 00:15:53,233 YEAH? 346 00:15:53,267 --> 00:15:56,733 WELL, IF SHE WANTS TO PLAY THESE SCHOOLGIRL GAMES, FINE. 347 00:15:56,767 --> 00:15:59,233 'CAUSE I INVENTED 'EM. 348 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,133 LYNETTE! HI! 349 00:16:09,167 --> 00:16:11,567 HEY, HEY! I JUST TRIED CALLING YOU. 350 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:14,400 OH, REALLY? MY RINGER MUST'VE BEEN OFF. 351 00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:15,733 OH, NO PROB. 352 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,633 I WANTED TO INVITE YOU AND THE BOYS 353 00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:20,167 TO TRAVERS' BIRTHDAY PARTY ON SATURDAY. 354 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:22,100 YEAH, I'M HAVING THIS REPTILE GUY, 355 00:16:22,133 --> 00:16:24,333 AND HE'S GOT ALL THESE COOL SNAKES AND LIZARDS. 356 00:16:24,367 --> 00:16:27,633 OH! THE BOYS WOULD LOVE THAT, BUT UNFORTUNATELY, I GOTTA WORK. 357 00:16:27,667 --> 00:16:29,167 WELL, THAT'S A SHAME, 358 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:32,067 BECAUSE I WAS HOPING YOU COULD CATER. 359 00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:33,533 CATER? 360 00:16:33,567 --> 00:16:36,433 YEAH, I'M GONNA NEED PASTAS AND SALADS FOR THE PARENTS 361 00:16:36,467 --> 00:16:39,067 AND AT LEAST 20 PIZZAS FOR THE KIDS. 362 00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:41,733 WOW, THAT MANY? YEAH, AND... (chuckles) WELL, YOU KNOW KIDS. 363 00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:43,667 IF ONE HAS A PIZZA PARTY, 364 00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:45,600 THEY'RE ALL GONNA WANT A PIZZA PARTY. 365 00:16:45,633 --> 00:16:47,633 HMM, COULD BE GOOD FOR BUSINESS. 366 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:52,600 WELL, YEAH, I GUESS I COULD WORK SOMETHIN' OUT. 367 00:16:52,633 --> 00:16:55,300 OH, I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU! (chuckles nervously) 368 00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:57,667 MM! LOVE YA! 369 00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:05,833 LOOK, WHATEVER THAT COURT REPORT SAYS, 370 00:17:05,867 --> 00:17:07,733 I DO NOT HAVE "ANGER ISSUES." 371 00:17:07,767 --> 00:17:09,733 (laughs) I WAS JUST HAVING A BAD DAY. 372 00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:12,700 YOU THREATENED TO DECAPITATE A MAN OVER A PARKING SPACE. 373 00:17:12,733 --> 00:17:15,233 A VERY BAD DAY. 374 00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:19,400 SUSAN, WHEN SOMEONE LOSES IT LIKE YOU DID, 375 00:17:19,433 --> 00:17:21,333 THERE'S USUALLY A REASON. 376 00:17:21,367 --> 00:17:23,200 ARE THINGS GOING OKAY AT WORK? 377 00:17:23,233 --> 00:17:26,233 WORK IS GREAT. YOU COULD JUST SIGN THAT PAPER 378 00:17:26,267 --> 00:17:28,167 AND TELL THE JUDGE I'M FINE. (laughs) 379 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:29,400 WHAT ABOUT YOUR FAMILY? 380 00:17:29,433 --> 00:17:30,767 FAMILY'S TERRIFIC. 381 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,333 SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE JUST WASTING YOUR TIME HERE. 382 00:17:33,367 --> 00:17:35,067 HOW'S YOUR LOVE LIFE? 383 00:17:36,733 --> 00:17:40,067 (sobbing) 384 00:17:44,733 --> 00:17:46,200 (intercom beeps) 385 00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:49,633 CANCEL MY LUNCH. I'M GONNA BE HERE FOR A WHILE. 386 00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:52,067 (continues sobbing) 387 00:17:52,067 --> 00:17:54,067 (doorbell rings) 388 00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:56,133 WILL YOU STOP RINGING THAT DAMN... 389 00:17:56,167 --> 00:17:57,733 I'M SORRY, PARKER. 390 00:17:57,767 --> 00:17:59,667 I THOUGHT YOU WERE ONE OF THOSE LITTLE PISSANTS 391 00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:01,600 WHO KEEP RINGING THE BELL AND RUNNING AWAY. 392 00:18:01,633 --> 00:18:03,533 SO WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? 393 00:18:03,567 --> 00:18:05,700 I WANT YOU TO COME BACK AND BABYSIT US. 394 00:18:05,733 --> 00:18:07,367 THE NEW SITTER STINKS. 395 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:10,067 YOUR FOLKS HIRED A NEW SITTER? 396 00:18:10,067 --> 00:18:14,600 YEAH, AND SHE THINKS CARROT STICKS ARE SNACKS. 397 00:18:14,633 --> 00:18:17,267 WELL, THAT'S ROUGH, BUT... 398 00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:19,200 LIFE'S LIKE THAT SOMETIMES. 399 00:18:19,233 --> 00:18:20,733 IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE. 400 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:24,233 IF YOU JUST TOLD PEOPLE WHAT HAPPENED WITH YOUR HUSBAND, 401 00:18:24,267 --> 00:18:26,533 EVERYTHING COULD GO BACK TO THE WAY IT WAS. 402 00:18:26,567 --> 00:18:29,533 PARKER, YOU SEE THOSE WOMEN OVER THERE? 403 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:31,433 NOTHING I COULD SAY 404 00:18:31,467 --> 00:18:34,767 WOULD STOP THOSE TONGUES FROM WAGGING. 405 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:36,700 I'M SORRY, KID, BUT... 406 00:18:36,733 --> 00:18:39,300 I JUST HAVE TO WAIT THIS ONE OUT. 407 00:18:43,767 --> 00:18:46,167 (sighs) 408 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,667 CAN YOU IMAGINE?! 409 00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:49,533 I MEAN, FINDING OUT THAT TWO MEN YOU TRUSTED 410 00:18:49,567 --> 00:18:51,700 BET YOU IN A POKER GAME. 411 00:18:51,733 --> 00:18:53,633 I MEAN, HOW DEMEANING IS THAT?! 412 00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:56,367 WELL, IT DEPENDS ON HOW YOU LOOK AT IT. 413 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,700 MEN HAVE BEEN WAGING CONTESTS OVER WOMEN FOR CENTURIES. 414 00:18:58,733 --> 00:19:03,100 I GRANT YOU, POKER ISN'T AS ROMANTIC AS, SAY, JOUSTING, 415 00:19:03,133 --> 00:19:04,733 BUT IT SHOWS HOW THEY FELT ABOUT YOU. 416 00:19:04,767 --> 00:19:06,333 (blows nose loudly) THE REAL QUESTION 417 00:19:06,367 --> 00:19:09,300 IS HOW DID YOU FEEL ABOUT THEM? 418 00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:13,067 (scoffs) I TOLD YOU-- HURT AND BETRAYED. 419 00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:16,800 NO, HOW DID YOU FEEL ABOUT THEM BEFORE THIS POKER BUSINESS? 420 00:19:16,833 --> 00:19:19,667 (sighs) WELL... 421 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,533 (sniffles) 422 00:19:21,567 --> 00:19:25,067 I WAS ENGAGED TO IAN, SO... 423 00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:26,433 OBVIOUSLY I LOVED HIM. 424 00:19:26,467 --> 00:19:28,833 AND MIKE? WERE YOU IN LOVE WITH HIM, TOO? 425 00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:31,400 HOW WE DOING ON TIME? 426 00:19:31,433 --> 00:19:33,067 SUSAN. 427 00:19:33,067 --> 00:19:34,533 OKAY, FINE, I LOVED HIM. 428 00:19:34,567 --> 00:19:36,467 I STILL LOVE HIM, AND I LOVE IAN. 429 00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:39,400 SO I AM TOTALLY, HOPELESSLY IN LOVE WITH TWO MEN. 430 00:19:39,433 --> 00:19:41,567 NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE. THIS IS GOOD. 431 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:44,267 NO, THIS IS HORRIBLE! THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! 432 00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:46,200 I ONLY LET MYSELF FALL FOR IAN 433 00:19:46,233 --> 00:19:48,133 'CAUSE I THOUGHT MIKE WAS LOST TO ME. 434 00:19:48,167 --> 00:19:51,200 AND THEN BANG! SUDDENLY HE WANTS ME BACK, 435 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:54,100 AND NOW I HAVE THIS CHOICE THAT I CAN'T POSSIBLY MAKE. 436 00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:57,067 I AGREE. IT'S TOUGH-- IT'S DEVASTATING! 437 00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:59,533 IF I GO WITH MIKE, 438 00:19:59,567 --> 00:20:01,400 IAN'S HEART WILL BE BROKEN, 439 00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:04,767 AND IAN DOES NOT DESERVE THAT. 440 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:08,267 BUT HOW CAN I REJECT MIKE AFTER ALL HE'S BEEN THROUGH? 441 00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:11,167 SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA WALK AWAY FROM BOTH OF THEM? 442 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,233 (sighs) 443 00:20:12,267 --> 00:20:14,167 YOU HAVE TO MAKE A CHOICE, SWEETIE. 444 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:17,800 YOU'VE GOT TWO GREAT GUYS, BOTH OF THEM CRAZY ABOUT YOU. 445 00:20:17,833 --> 00:20:22,533 TO LET ONE GO-- WELL, THAT'S LIFE. IT HAPPENS. 446 00:20:22,567 --> 00:20:25,667 TO LET THEM BOTH GO... THAT'S JUST... 447 00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:28,800 STUPID? 448 00:20:28,833 --> 00:20:30,233 YES. 449 00:20:30,267 --> 00:20:33,700 THAT WOULD BE THE CLINICAL TERM. 450 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,167 (sighs) 451 00:20:37,867 --> 00:20:40,567 SOUNDS GREAT. THANKS. 452 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,100 HEY, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT SOMETHING 453 00:20:46,133 --> 00:20:48,033 THAT'S NEITHER PASTA NOR PIZZA? 454 00:20:48,067 --> 00:20:51,367 (chuckles) SUCH FOOD EXISTS? DON'T TEASE ME. 455 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,600 NO, MY--MY FRIEND AL, 456 00:20:52,633 --> 00:20:54,833 HE'S OPENING A SOUL FOOD PLACE... MM-HMM. 457 00:20:54,867 --> 00:20:56,633 AND SUNDAY NIGHT, 458 00:20:56,667 --> 00:20:59,500 HE WANTS TO TEST THE MENU WITH SOME OF HIS CHEF BUDDIES. 459 00:20:59,533 --> 00:21:02,300 HE SAID I COULD BRING SOMEONE. AND--AND--AND YOU WANT ME TO GO WITH YOU? 460 00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:05,433 IT'LL BE AFTER WE CLOSE. (chuckles) 461 00:21:05,467 --> 00:21:08,067 AND DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU HATE SOUTHERN FOOD, 462 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,833 'CAUSE THEN WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS. 463 00:21:09,867 --> 00:21:11,767 NO, I LOVE IT. IT'S... 464 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,433 IT'S JUST THAT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR ME, AND... 465 00:21:14,467 --> 00:21:17,300 OH! OH, OH, OH. OKAY. I-I JUST THOUGHT IT'D BE FUN. 466 00:21:17,333 --> 00:21:18,700 NO, IT WOULD BE, 467 00:21:18,733 --> 00:21:20,633 BUT SUNDAY NIGHTS ARE KIND OF CRAZY. 468 00:21:20,667 --> 00:21:22,633 I'M PACKING LUNCHES AND CHECKING HOMEWORK... 469 00:21:22,667 --> 00:21:25,433 RIGHT. RIGHT, RIGHT. NO WORRIES. I GET IT. 470 00:21:25,467 --> 00:21:28,267 YOU'RE JUST, UH, FIRST PERSON I THOUGHT OF. 471 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:36,633 YOU KNOW, MAYBE I SHOULD GO. 472 00:21:36,667 --> 00:21:39,267 UM... IT'S PART OF THE JOB 473 00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:41,433 TO CHECK OUT THE COMPETITION, RIGHT? 474 00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:42,700 YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. 475 00:21:42,733 --> 00:21:46,133 IT NEVER HURTS TO SEE WHAT ELSE IS OUT THERE. 476 00:21:46,167 --> 00:21:48,200 I AGREE. 477 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:56,400 (children shouting indistinctly) 478 00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:09,833 HEY, GUYS, GO CHECK OUT THE SNAKES. 479 00:22:09,867 --> 00:22:11,767 I'LL GIVE YOU SOME PIZZA LATER, OKAY? 480 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:12,767 SEE YOU LATER. ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 481 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,700 HEY, YOU WANT SOME PIZZA? YEAH. 482 00:22:14,733 --> 00:22:17,300 THERE YOU GO. LYNETTE! 483 00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:18,767 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 484 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,700 (sighs) EDIE ASKED ME TO CATER. 485 00:22:20,733 --> 00:22:22,633 I KNOW, I'M A TOTAL WHORE, 486 00:22:22,667 --> 00:22:24,800 BUT PLEASE DON'T RAT ME OUT TO GABY. 487 00:22:24,833 --> 00:22:27,567 HI, SUSAN! I HAVE 30 COPIES OF YOUR BOOK. 488 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,733 THE KIDS CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO SIGN IT. 489 00:22:29,767 --> 00:22:32,133 COME ON, LET'S GO! COME ON, COME ON! 490 00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:38,333 LOOKS LIKE WE'RE WORKING THE SAME CORNER. YEAH, ONLY I DIDN'T KNOW 491 00:22:38,367 --> 00:22:40,633 EDIE WAS GONNA HAVE THE PARTY IN A PARK. 492 00:22:40,667 --> 00:22:43,533 WHAT IF GABY SEE US? TRUST ME, WE CAN BOTH RELAX. 493 00:22:43,567 --> 00:22:45,333 I TALKED TO HER THIS MORNING, 494 00:22:45,367 --> 00:22:47,267 AND SHE'S OUT WITH VICTOR ALL DAY. 495 00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:50,233 (sighs) OH. WELL, THAT'S A RELIEF. (laughs) 496 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,067 (children laughing) 497 00:23:04,100 --> 00:23:06,367 (boy) BILLY, BILLY, COME HERE! HEY! 498 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:08,267 (boy) WHOA! 499 00:23:11,733 --> 00:23:14,067 GO AHEAD. I DARE YA. 500 00:23:26,233 --> 00:23:29,067 HEY! (laughs) 501 00:23:29,100 --> 00:23:30,367 (laughs) 502 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,667 WHAT'S GOING ON? 503 00:23:32,700 --> 00:23:34,067 (boys laugh) 504 00:23:34,067 --> 00:23:36,233 HEY, DON'T DO THAT! 505 00:23:36,267 --> 00:23:38,233 WHY NOT? BECAUSE SHE'S NOT A WITCH. 506 00:23:38,267 --> 00:23:40,167 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 'CAUSE SHE ISN'T. DON'T BE A JERK. 507 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:41,767 WHAT IS SHE, YOUR GIRLFRIEND? 508 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,400 (singsong voice) PARKER'S IN LOVE! 509 00:23:43,433 --> 00:23:44,833 SHUT UP! 510 00:23:44,867 --> 00:23:47,633 HEY, YOU BOYS! KNOCK IT OFF! 511 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:50,667 PARKER, I'M SO SORRY. 512 00:23:50,700 --> 00:23:53,433 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 513 00:23:53,467 --> 00:23:55,667 YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING WOULD BE OKAY 514 00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:58,200 IF YOU'D TELL PEOPLE WHAT YOU TOLD ME. 515 00:23:58,233 --> 00:24:00,400 YOU CAN MAKE 'EM STOP. 516 00:24:07,333 --> 00:24:08,833 HEY, LYNETTE, IT'S GABY. 517 00:24:08,867 --> 00:24:11,133 VICTOR GOT PULLED INTO SOME PHOTO OP 518 00:24:11,167 --> 00:24:12,367 AT THE HOMELESS SHELTER. 519 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,833 SO I'M FREE FOR LUNCH. YOU WANNA GO WITH? 520 00:24:14,867 --> 00:24:17,167 I TRIED SUSAN BUT SHE'S NOT HOME, 521 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:20,667 WHICH IS WEIRD BECAUSE HER CAR'S IN THE DRIVEWAY AND... 522 00:24:20,700 --> 00:24:22,667 SO IS YOURS. 523 00:24:22,700 --> 00:24:24,633 WHERE IS EVERYBODY? 524 00:24:24,667 --> 00:24:26,067 COME ON! HEY! 525 00:24:26,067 --> 00:24:27,733 HEY! 526 00:24:42,100 --> 00:24:44,267 DOWN! DOWN! DOWN! AAH! 527 00:24:44,300 --> 00:24:46,200 LYNETTE, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! 528 00:24:46,233 --> 00:24:49,100 GABY'S COMING. WHAT?! I THOUGHT YOU SAID SHE WAS WITH VICTOR. 529 00:24:49,133 --> 00:24:52,700 I WAS WRONG. I WAS WRONG. COME ON. FOLLOW ME. FOLLOW ME. 530 00:24:52,733 --> 00:24:54,367 MOMMY, CAN I PLAY? 531 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,533 NO! GO RIDE THE PYTHON! 532 00:24:56,567 --> 00:24:58,367 COME ON. 533 00:25:06,867 --> 00:25:09,800 OKAY, OKAY, SHE'S CIRCLING THE PARK. 534 00:25:09,833 --> 00:25:11,733 UGH. I WISH SHE'D HURRY. 535 00:25:11,767 --> 00:25:13,400 I'M TERRIFIED OF SNAKES. 536 00:25:13,433 --> 00:25:15,367 OH, YEAH, I'M MORE TERRIFIED OF GABY. 537 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:16,800 OKAY, GOOD, GOOD. 538 00:25:16,833 --> 00:25:19,200 WE'RE ALMOST HOME FREE... 539 00:25:19,233 --> 00:25:20,600 WHAT? 540 00:25:20,633 --> 00:25:22,400 DON'T TURN AROUND. 541 00:25:25,833 --> 00:25:29,200 (both screaming) 542 00:25:30,767 --> 00:25:32,167 (both continue screaming) 543 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:36,233 LYNETTE! SUSAN! 544 00:25:36,267 --> 00:25:38,167 HEY, GAB. HI. 545 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:40,100 WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE? 546 00:25:40,133 --> 00:25:42,067 UH, WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE? 547 00:25:42,067 --> 00:25:45,667 WELL, EDIE HIRED ME TO CATER, SO IT'S JUST BUSINESS. 548 00:25:45,700 --> 00:25:48,133 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HER EXCUSE IS. 549 00:25:48,167 --> 00:25:49,533 YOU ARE SO DEAD. 550 00:25:49,567 --> 00:25:51,300 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 551 00:25:51,333 --> 00:25:54,200 THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE BETRAYAL OF OUR FRIENDSHIP. GABY, SHE ASKED ME TO MAKE 20 PIZZAS. 552 00:25:54,233 --> 00:25:56,133 I COULDN'T TURN IT DOWN. 553 00:25:56,167 --> 00:25:59,067 OH, THIS IS SO DELICIOUS. 554 00:25:59,067 --> 00:26:02,367 IS THAT WHAT OUR FRIENDSHIP IS WORTH TO YOU--20 PIZZAS? 555 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:05,300 WE HAD A PACT! OH, COME ON, GABY, BE FAIR. 556 00:26:05,333 --> 00:26:07,267 YOU PUT US IN A REALLY AWKWARD POSITION. 557 00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:09,733 ME?! YOU TWO OWE ME AN APOLOGY. NO, GABY, BE REASONABLE. 558 00:26:09,767 --> 00:26:11,667 I AM LEAVING THIS PARTY RIGHT NOW, 559 00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:14,500 AND IF YOU TWO DON'T COME WITH ME, OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER. 560 00:26:14,533 --> 00:26:16,467 GABY! OH, COME ON! WHAT?! OH! 561 00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:18,667 NO, I MEAN IT. RIGHT NOW! I--OH! OH! 562 00:26:18,700 --> 00:26:22,067 CARLOS, STOP! PUT ME DOWN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 563 00:26:22,100 --> 00:26:24,800 STOP IT! CARLOS, PUT ME DOWN! 564 00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:27,267 HOW DARE YOU MAUL ME LIKE THAT! 565 00:26:27,300 --> 00:26:30,167 YOU WERE RUINING TRAVERS' BIRTHDAY PARTY. 566 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:33,500 WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! I'M SORRY. BETRAYAL MAKES ME A LITTLE CRANKY. 567 00:26:33,533 --> 00:26:35,633 COME ON, GABY, YOU CAN'T TELL SUSAN AND LYNETTE 568 00:26:35,667 --> 00:26:38,133 WHO THEY'RE ALLOWED TO BE FRIENDS WITH. 569 00:26:38,167 --> 00:26:40,067 IT'S RIDICULOUS. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S RIDICULOUS-- 570 00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:43,567 YOU NOT HAVING THE GUTS TO TELL ME YOU WERE DATING EDIE. (laughs) OH, HERE IT IS. 571 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:47,200 YEAH. I HAD TO FIND OUT FROM HER AT MY DAMN ENGAGEMENT PARTY. WELL, I HAD TO HEAR 572 00:26:47,233 --> 00:26:50,100 THAT YOU WERE ENGAGED TO THAT VICTOR GUY ON THE NEWS. 573 00:26:50,133 --> 00:26:52,800 I DIDN'T PLAN IT THAT WAY. IT WAS SPUR OF THE MOMENT. 574 00:26:52,833 --> 00:26:55,167 OH, SO YOU JUST SAID, HEY, WHAT THE HECK? 575 00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,300 YOU EVEN IN LOVE WITH THIS GUY? 576 00:26:57,333 --> 00:26:59,333 YES,DEEPLY. 577 00:27:06,067 --> 00:27:08,133 MUST BE NICE. 578 00:27:08,167 --> 00:27:10,467 WELL, AREN'T YOU IN LOVE WITH EDIE? 579 00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:14,067 WE'RE HAVING FUN TOGETHER, BUT IT'LL NEVER BE SERIOUS. 580 00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:15,267 OH. 581 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:18,400 SO... IF I'M JUST DATING, 582 00:27:18,433 --> 00:27:20,467 AND YOU'RE IN LOVE AND GETTING MARRIED... 583 00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:22,100 REMIND ME AGAIN 584 00:27:22,133 --> 00:27:26,800 WHY IT IS THAT YOU GET TO BE THE ANGRY ONE. 585 00:27:26,833 --> 00:27:28,467 I'M SORRY, CARLOS. 586 00:27:31,333 --> 00:27:33,200 YOU SHOULD BE. 587 00:27:37,300 --> 00:27:39,200 AND FOR THE FIRST TIME, 588 00:27:39,233 --> 00:27:43,567 GABRIELLE WAS WILLING TO LET CARLOS BE WITH SOMEONE ELSE... 589 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:44,600 HEY! 590 00:27:44,633 --> 00:27:45,600 HEY. 591 00:27:45,633 --> 00:27:47,267 BECAUSE SHE KNEW... 592 00:27:47,300 --> 00:27:51,800 HE STILL BELONGED TO HER. 593 00:27:51,833 --> 00:27:54,600 FEEL FREE TO TAKE HOME AS MUCH CAKE AS YOU WANT. 594 00:27:54,633 --> 00:27:56,767 I DO NOT WANT TO BE TEMPTED. 595 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,233 I MIGHT TAKE A LITTLE FOR TOM AND... 596 00:28:00,867 --> 00:28:03,433 HI, MRS. McCLUSKEY. 597 00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:06,700 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CAKE? 598 00:28:06,733 --> 00:28:09,333 I DIDN'T COME FOR SWEETS. 599 00:28:09,367 --> 00:28:11,833 I KNOW YOU PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT ME, 600 00:28:11,867 --> 00:28:14,733 AND I GUESS THE ONLY WAY TO SHUT YOU UP IS TO COME CLEAN. 601 00:28:14,767 --> 00:28:18,100 SO... WHO WOULD LIKE TO HEAR THE GRUESOME DETAILS? 602 00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:22,600 I WOULD. 603 00:28:22,633 --> 00:28:23,567 UM... YEAH. 604 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,367 IF--IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT. WELL... 605 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:28,767 FIRST OFF--AND I KNOW THIS WILL DISAPPOINT SOME OF YOU-- 606 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:31,833 BUT I DIDN'T KILL GILBERT. 607 00:28:31,867 --> 00:28:34,367 I CAME HOME FROM A WEEKEND IN LAUGHLIN 608 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:37,633 AND FOUND HIM IN FRONT OF THE TV--DEAD. 609 00:28:37,667 --> 00:28:40,167 HE STILL HAD THE REMOTE IN HIS HAND. 610 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,067 GOOD LORD. 611 00:28:42,100 --> 00:28:44,800 IT WAS 2:00 A.M., SO I DECIDED TO WAIT UNTIL MORNING 612 00:28:44,833 --> 00:28:46,633 TO CALL THE FUNERAL HOME. 613 00:28:46,667 --> 00:28:48,567 AND I WENT TO HIS DESK 614 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,800 TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING WAS IN ORDER. 615 00:28:50,833 --> 00:28:53,200 I FOUND HIS PENSION PLAN... 616 00:28:53,233 --> 00:28:55,167 AND GUESS WHAT? 617 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:58,700 IN THE EVENT OF HIS DEATH, I WAS NOT THE BENEFICIARY. 618 00:28:58,733 --> 00:29:00,467 WHO WAS? 619 00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:03,633 HIS FIRST WIFE. 620 00:29:03,667 --> 00:29:05,800 THEY WERE MARRIED WHEN HE STARTED THE JOB-- 621 00:29:05,833 --> 00:29:07,500 FOR TWO YEARS. 622 00:29:07,533 --> 00:29:09,433 WE WERE TOGETHER FOR 34 YEARS, 623 00:29:09,467 --> 00:29:12,600 AND THAT IDIOT DIDN'T CHANGE THE PAPERWORK. 624 00:29:12,633 --> 00:29:15,167 I NOT ONLY LOST MY GILBERT, 625 00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:17,333 BUT I WAS ABOUT TO LOSE EVERYTHING. 626 00:29:17,367 --> 00:29:20,433 SO I, UM... 627 00:29:20,467 --> 00:29:21,833 I, UM... 628 00:29:21,867 --> 00:29:24,767 YOU PUT HIM IN THE FREEZER AND KEPT CASHING THE CHECKS. 629 00:29:27,133 --> 00:29:29,700 WELL, WHAT ELSE WAS I GONNA DO? 630 00:29:31,533 --> 00:29:35,467 BESIDES, AFTER A WHILE, IT WAS KIND OF NICE HAVING HIM AROUND. 631 00:29:36,667 --> 00:29:40,167 ANYWAY... (sighs) THAT'S THE TRUTH. 632 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:43,067 YOU LADIES HAVE MY PERMISSION TO PASS IT ALONG... 633 00:29:43,100 --> 00:29:45,533 NOT THAT SOME OF YOU LADIES NEED IT. 634 00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:04,533 PROBABLY WEREN'T EXPECTING TO SEE ME, HUH? 635 00:30:04,567 --> 00:30:07,500 WELL, AFTER 20 UNANSWERED CALLS... 636 00:30:07,533 --> 00:30:09,300 NO, NOT REALLY. 637 00:30:09,333 --> 00:30:15,033 ABOUT THAT, UH, OBVIOUSLY, I HAVE BEEN VERY CONFUSED. 638 00:30:15,067 --> 00:30:17,333 I FINALLY SAW A THERAPIST. 639 00:30:17,367 --> 00:30:19,667 ACTUALLY, IT WAS SORT OF A COURT-ORDERED THING. 640 00:30:19,700 --> 00:30:21,167 ANYWAY... 641 00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:24,700 WELL, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 642 00:30:28,633 --> 00:30:31,467 YOU SOUND... SURE. 643 00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:33,233 I AM. 644 00:30:33,267 --> 00:30:36,267 I'M GONNA MARRY IAN. 645 00:30:41,333 --> 00:30:43,700 BELIEVE ME, THIS WASN'T EASY, 646 00:30:43,733 --> 00:30:46,033 ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU STARTED TO REMEMBER 647 00:30:46,067 --> 00:30:48,700 HOW IT WAS BETWEEN US. 648 00:30:50,633 --> 00:30:53,267 MAYBE IF THE TIMING HAD BEEN DIFFERENT... 649 00:30:53,300 --> 00:30:56,533 IT WASN'T. 650 00:30:59,100 --> 00:31:00,500 I'M SORRY, MIKE. 651 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:07,300 WELL, AT LEAST I HAVE MY MEMORIES. 652 00:31:21,733 --> 00:31:23,567 YOU READY TO GO? 653 00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:26,467 YEAH. UM, I TOLD KIM THAT WE'D BE OUT THE REST OF THE EVENING 654 00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:27,800 AND SHE'S GONNA LOCK UP. 655 00:31:27,833 --> 00:31:30,500 GREAT. I'LL, UH, JUST GET MY JACKET. OKAY. 656 00:31:37,667 --> 00:31:39,567 HEY! YOU GOT A TABLE FOR SEVEN? 657 00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:41,800 HEY! HI! 658 00:31:41,833 --> 00:31:44,733 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WELL, THE KIDS WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU, 659 00:31:44,767 --> 00:31:46,367 AND IT'S BEEN FOREVER 660 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:50,433 SINCE WE'VE ALL HAD DINNER TOGETHER, SO... WHAT--WELL, HOW DID YOU GET HERE? 661 00:31:50,467 --> 00:31:52,367 I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO... (kisses) DRIVE. 662 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:55,800 I TOOK A CAB, A DOUBLE-DOSE OF THE PAINKILLERS, AND VOILà. 663 00:31:55,833 --> 00:31:57,600 (laughs) YOU SURPRISED? 664 00:31:57,633 --> 00:31:58,833 YEAH, A LITTLE. (laughs) 665 00:31:58,867 --> 00:32:00,767 WE MISSED YOU. OH, I MISSED YOU, TOO. 666 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:03,667 HEY, WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GO GRAB THAT BIG TABLE, 667 00:32:03,700 --> 00:32:06,233 AND I WILL HAVE RICK WHIP SOMETHING UP FOR US? HI. 668 00:32:06,267 --> 00:32:08,167 (both laugh) 669 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:09,367 WOW, YOU SMELL GOOD. 670 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:12,833 OH. IT MUST BE THE BASIL. IT HAS A KIND OF SWEET SMELL. 671 00:32:12,867 --> 00:32:14,100 (Tom) HEY, KAYLA, 672 00:32:14,133 --> 00:32:17,167 CAN YOU GET A... HIGH CHAIR FOR YOUR SISTER, PLEASE? YEAH. 673 00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:20,067 (Tom) ALL RIGHT, WHO WANTS PIZZA? (boys) I DO! 674 00:32:20,100 --> 00:32:22,667 OH, HI. UH, CHANGE OF PLANS. YEAH. YEAH, I SEE. 675 00:32:22,700 --> 00:32:25,600 BUT... I'M SORRY. YOU COULD STILL GO. 676 00:32:25,633 --> 00:32:28,567 OH, NO. NO, NO. I'LL STAY. I'LL COOK FOR YOUR FAMILY. 677 00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,367 THANKS. THANK YOU. 678 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:33,200 (boy) OKAY, MEAT AND PINEAPPLE. (Tom) WHAT DO YOU WANT? 679 00:32:33,233 --> 00:32:36,533 (boy) THE SAME THING AS PARKER. I WANT THE SAME THING AS PARKER. 680 00:32:36,567 --> 00:32:40,367 THANKS, SWEETIE. YOU ARE TAKING SUCH GOOD CARE OF ME. 681 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,300 WHEN'S LYNETTE GETTING HOME? 682 00:32:42,333 --> 00:32:44,633 OH, AS SOON AS SHE CLOSES UP THE PIZZERIA. 683 00:32:44,667 --> 00:32:47,133 MM. IS THAT GUY RICK HELPING HER? 684 00:32:47,167 --> 00:32:49,833 HE BETTER BE, FOR AS MUCH AS WE'RE PAYING HIM. 685 00:32:49,867 --> 00:32:51,767 I THINK LYNETTE LIKES HIM. 686 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,600 SURE. HE'S A NICE GUY, HARD WORKER. 687 00:32:54,633 --> 00:32:57,633 NO, I MEAN, SHE LIKES HIM, LIKES HIM. 688 00:32:57,667 --> 00:32:59,533 (pours water) 689 00:33:01,733 --> 00:33:03,633 WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT? 690 00:33:03,667 --> 00:33:07,267 JUST SOMETHING I NOTICED. 691 00:33:07,300 --> 00:33:10,067 WELL, GOOD NIGHT, DADDY. 692 00:33:16,633 --> 00:33:18,333 (chuckles) 693 00:33:19,533 --> 00:33:23,200 MRS. SUSAN HAINSWORTH-- GOD, I LOVE THE SOUND OF THAT. 694 00:33:23,233 --> 00:33:25,167 OR DID YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR NAME? 695 00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:27,100 BECAUSE I LOVE THE SOUND OF THAT, TOO. 696 00:33:27,133 --> 00:33:29,833 AS LONG AS I GET TO CALL YOU MY WIFE. 697 00:33:29,867 --> 00:33:31,500 (laughs) DEAL. 698 00:33:31,533 --> 00:33:34,400 YOU DO REALIZE WE'RE GONNA BE BLISSFULLY HAPPY, DON'T YOU? 699 00:33:34,433 --> 00:33:36,733 I MEAN, IT COULD ACTUALLY GET A BIT DISGUSTING. 700 00:33:36,767 --> 00:33:38,267 PEOPLE MIGHT THROW FRUIT. 701 00:33:38,300 --> 00:33:40,167 (laughs) 702 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:42,167 OH, I'M GONNA LOCK UP DOWN HERE. 703 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:45,067 WHY DON'T YOU GO UPSTAIRS AND WARM UP THE BED? 704 00:33:45,067 --> 00:33:45,833 MMM. 705 00:33:45,867 --> 00:33:47,067 MMM. (laughs) 706 00:33:47,067 --> 00:33:50,267 YOU DO REALIZE WE'RE GONNA BE GREAT TOGETHER, DON'T YOU? 707 00:33:50,300 --> 00:33:52,133 I KNOW. 708 00:34:01,667 --> 00:34:03,200 (beep) 709 00:34:03,233 --> 00:34:05,367 (Mike) Hey, Susan. Um, I don't mean to bug you. 710 00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:08,133 There's just so much I didn't get to say. 711 00:34:08,167 --> 00:34:10,300 Um, I... 712 00:34:10,333 --> 00:34:12,200 God, I'm lousy at good-byes. 713 00:34:12,233 --> 00:34:15,167 Anyway, you will always be 714 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,100 the best thing that ever happened to me, 715 00:34:17,133 --> 00:34:20,167 and, well, I hope you find the happiness you deserve. 716 00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:22,600 Bye. 717 00:34:22,633 --> 00:34:25,233 Oh, this is Mike. 718 00:34:25,267 --> 00:34:27,267 (beep) 719 00:34:30,500 --> 00:34:32,233 (beep) 720 00:34:32,267 --> 00:34:34,733 Hey, Susan. Um, I don't mean to bug you. 721 00:34:34,767 --> 00:34:37,067 There's just so much I didn't get to say. 722 00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:39,633 Um, I... God, I'm lousy at good-byes. 723 00:34:39,667 --> 00:34:42,100 Anyway, you will always be 724 00:34:42,133 --> 00:34:44,467 the best thing that ever happened to me, 725 00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:47,400 and, well, I hope you find the happiness you deserve. 726 00:34:47,433 --> 00:34:49,300 Bye. 727 00:34:49,333 --> 00:34:51,167 Oh, this is Mike. 728 00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:52,267 (beep) 729 00:34:56,867 --> 00:34:58,267 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 730 00:34:58,300 --> 00:35:01,067 HOME... TO ENGLAND. 731 00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:04,600 TO ENGLAND? WHAT'S WRONG? 732 00:35:04,633 --> 00:35:06,400 WELL, IT'S JUST, UM... 733 00:35:06,433 --> 00:35:09,333 I DON'T THINK THIS IS GOING TO WORK. 734 00:35:09,367 --> 00:35:10,400 WHAT? 735 00:35:10,433 --> 00:35:12,667 BUT JUST TEN MINUTES AGO, WE WERE MAKING PLANS, 736 00:35:12,700 --> 00:35:15,400 AND YOU WERE SAYING HOW GREAT WE WERE GONNA BE TOGETHER. 737 00:35:15,433 --> 00:35:19,200 I, UH, SAW YOU LISTENING TO THAT MESSAGE FROM MIKE. 738 00:35:21,067 --> 00:35:22,067 OH. 739 00:35:25,067 --> 00:35:26,800 WELL, IAN, I MADE MY CHOICE. 740 00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:28,733 BUT NOT FOR THE RIGHT REASONS. 741 00:35:28,767 --> 00:35:31,467 YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO HONOR A PROMISE YOU MADE TO ME. 742 00:35:31,500 --> 00:35:34,400 THAT'S NOT TRUE. 743 00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:38,200 I WILL GET OVER HIM. 744 00:35:38,233 --> 00:35:40,133 YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET OVER HIM 745 00:35:40,167 --> 00:35:42,067 FOR AS LONG AS I'VE KNOWN YOU. 746 00:35:42,100 --> 00:35:43,833 HAVEN'T HAD MUCH LUCK, HAVE YOU? 747 00:35:43,867 --> 00:35:45,733 IAN, I LOVE YOU. 748 00:35:45,767 --> 00:35:47,600 I KNOW YOU DO. 749 00:35:47,633 --> 00:35:51,667 BUT YOU LOVE HIM A LITTLE BIT MORE, DON'T YOU? 750 00:35:59,667 --> 00:36:01,567 I CAN'T LIVE A LIFE 751 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,667 WHERE EVERY TIME I SEE YOU WITH A FARAWAY LOOK, 752 00:36:04,700 --> 00:36:07,633 I'LL WONDER IF YOU'RE THINKING OF HIM. 753 00:36:09,767 --> 00:36:11,733 I'M SO SORRY. 754 00:36:13,267 --> 00:36:15,267 YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY. 755 00:36:17,667 --> 00:36:19,533 AND SO DO I. 756 00:36:23,233 --> 00:36:24,667 GOOD-BYE, SUSAN. 757 00:36:38,300 --> 00:36:40,167 HEY, MRS. McCLUSKEY. 758 00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:41,633 LYNETTE. 759 00:36:43,233 --> 00:36:44,700 WELL, IT TURNS OUT 760 00:36:44,733 --> 00:36:47,300 OUR NEW BABYSITTER ISN'T WORKING OUT TOO WELL. 761 00:36:47,333 --> 00:36:49,500 FEEL UP TO ANOTHER TOUR OF DUTY? 762 00:36:49,533 --> 00:36:51,667 ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT THE WISTERIA WITCH 763 00:36:51,700 --> 00:36:53,333 LOOKING AFTER YOUR KIDS? 764 00:36:53,367 --> 00:36:56,133 MY KIDS KNOW YOU'RE NOT A WITCH. 765 00:36:56,167 --> 00:36:59,133 TOO BAD. I COULD USE THE LEVERAGE. 766 00:37:00,867 --> 00:37:03,200 WE MISSED YOU. 767 00:37:03,233 --> 00:37:04,733 SAME HERE. 768 00:37:07,167 --> 00:37:09,467 I'M GONNA NEED A RAISE, THOUGH. 769 00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:11,300 I'M KINDA STRAPPED. 770 00:37:11,333 --> 00:37:13,467 (laughs) OKAY. 771 00:37:19,167 --> 00:37:21,200 I JUST TALKED TO MRS. McCLUSKEY, 772 00:37:21,233 --> 00:37:24,500 AND SHE IS GONNA START LOOKING AFTER OUR KIDS AGAIN. 773 00:37:24,533 --> 00:37:26,067 THAT'S GREAT! YEAH. 774 00:37:26,067 --> 00:37:28,267 'CAUSE ACTUALLY, I HAVE BEEN THINKING, 775 00:37:28,300 --> 00:37:32,433 AND... IT IS TIME THAT I GOT BACK TO WORK. 776 00:37:32,467 --> 00:37:34,500 WHAT? 777 00:37:34,533 --> 00:37:36,800 YEP. I'M FEELING GOOD. I'M GETTIN' AROUND BETTER. 778 00:37:36,833 --> 00:37:40,533 BUT... BUT THE DOCTOR SAID YOUR RECOVERY WOULD TAKE MONTHS, 779 00:37:40,567 --> 00:37:43,100 AND IT'S ONLY BEEN SIX WEEKS. 780 00:37:43,133 --> 00:37:45,267 WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GONNA, YOU KNOW, 781 00:37:45,300 --> 00:37:46,800 DEAD-LIFT A BAG OF ICE, 782 00:37:46,833 --> 00:37:48,767 BUT I CAN SPRINKLE CHEESE ON A PIZZA. MM. 783 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,700 BESIDES... 784 00:37:50,733 --> 00:37:53,267 I HATE MAKING YOU RUN THAT PLACE BY YOURSELF. 785 00:37:53,300 --> 00:37:55,500 I DON'T MIND. 786 00:37:55,533 --> 00:37:56,800 REALLY? MNH-MNH. 787 00:37:56,833 --> 00:37:59,300 BECAUSE BEFORE, YOU SAID IT WAS KILLING YOU. 788 00:37:59,333 --> 00:38:02,200 YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW, IT IS, BUT I JUST DON'T WANT YOU 789 00:38:02,233 --> 00:38:04,133 TO COME BACK BEFORE YOU'RE READY. 790 00:38:04,167 --> 00:38:05,400 YOU MIGHT RE-INJURE YOURSELF. 791 00:38:05,433 --> 00:38:07,300 I'LL BE CAREFUL. 792 00:38:07,333 --> 00:38:10,700 THE BEST PART IS WE CAN FINALLY GET RICK OFF THE BOOKS. 793 00:38:10,733 --> 00:38:13,333 RICK? WHY WOULD WE WANT TO LET HIM GO? 794 00:38:13,367 --> 00:38:15,267 WELL, I KNOW HE'S BEEN GREAT, 795 00:38:15,300 --> 00:38:17,233 BUT, UM, HIS SALARY IS CUTTING INTO OUR PROFITS. 796 00:38:17,267 --> 00:38:21,067 ACTUALLY, HE IS BRINGING IN MORE THAN ENOUGH BUSINESS 797 00:38:21,100 --> 00:38:22,400 TO COVER HIS SALARY. 798 00:38:22,433 --> 00:38:24,633 I MEAN, WITH ALL THOSE NEW DISHES HE'S BEEN COOKING, 799 00:38:24,667 --> 00:38:27,667 HE'S GOT A LOT OF FANS OUT THERE. DOES HE REALLY? 800 00:38:27,700 --> 00:38:30,333 YEAH. I THINK FIRING HIM WOULD BE A HUGE MISTAKE. 801 00:38:30,367 --> 00:38:33,067 WELL, IT'S JUST A THOUGHT. 802 00:38:33,100 --> 00:38:36,633 WELL, DON'T THINK SO MUCH. JUST REST AND GET BETTER. 803 00:38:36,667 --> 00:38:39,233 THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED TO DO. 804 00:38:39,267 --> 00:38:41,167 YOU GONNA BE LATE TONIGHT? 805 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:44,067 PROBABLY. WE GOT A BIG PARTY COMING IN AT 10:00. 806 00:38:44,100 --> 00:38:45,433 SO... MM-HMM. 807 00:38:45,467 --> 00:38:47,333 I'LL JUST SEE YOU IN THE MORNING. 808 00:38:47,367 --> 00:38:49,367 I'LL BE HERE. OKAY. 809 00:38:52,867 --> 00:38:54,400 HI, IDA. WHAT'S UP? 810 00:38:54,433 --> 00:38:57,067 THAT IDIOT POSTMAN MIXED UP OUR MAIL AGAIN. 811 00:38:57,100 --> 00:39:00,633 OH, POOR MR. HENLEY. HE DOES SEEM TO BE GETTING WORSE. (chuckles) YES. 812 00:39:00,667 --> 00:39:03,233 THANKS FOR STOPPING BY. HEY, HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT MIKE? 813 00:39:03,267 --> 00:39:05,167 NO. UH, WHAT ABOUT HIM? 814 00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:06,367 HE MOVED. 815 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:08,700 MOVED? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 816 00:39:08,733 --> 00:39:12,767 MONA CLARKE WAS UP AT 2:00 IN THE MORNING WITH ACID REFLUX, 817 00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:17,067 AND SHE SAW HIM PACK HIS CAR AND EVERYTHING. 818 00:39:17,833 --> 00:39:19,733 WELL, THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. 819 00:39:19,767 --> 00:39:21,667 MIKE WOULDN'T LEAVE WITHOUT SAYING GOOD-BYE. 820 00:39:21,700 --> 00:39:23,233 WELL, HE DID. 821 00:39:23,267 --> 00:39:25,733 ACCORDING TO CARLOS, SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED, 822 00:39:25,767 --> 00:39:29,067 AND MIKE JUST WANTED TO GET THE HECK OUT OF DODGE. 823 00:39:29,067 --> 00:39:32,767 IT'S A PITY. I ALWAYS LIKED HIM. 824 00:39:42,167 --> 00:39:43,733 GOSSIP-- 825 00:39:43,767 --> 00:39:47,667 IT'S JUST A HARMLESS FORM OF RECREATION. 826 00:39:47,700 --> 00:39:50,767 IT'S CARELESS TALK THAT DEALS IN POLITE FICTION... 827 00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,700 I'D LOVE TO BE ASSISTANT MANAGER, 828 00:39:52,733 --> 00:39:55,367 BUT APPARENTLY, YOU HAVE TO FLIRT WITH MRS. SCAVO 829 00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:56,733 TO GET THAT JOB. (chuckles) 830 00:39:56,767 --> 00:39:58,633 IT'S NASTY SPECULATION 831 00:39:58,667 --> 00:40:01,600 THAT'S BASED ON NOT-SO-POLITE FACT... 832 00:40:01,633 --> 00:40:03,533 HE MAY BE DATING EDIE, 833 00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:06,567 BUT EVERYONE CAN SEE HE'S STILL IN LOVE WITH GABY. 834 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,100 HOW DO WE PROTECT OURSELVES 835 00:40:12,133 --> 00:40:15,400 FROM THE VENOMOUS STING OF SUCH IDLE GOSSIP? 836 00:40:15,433 --> 00:40:18,433 A-ARE YOU THE LADY WHO KEPT HER HUSBAND IN HER FREEZER? 837 00:40:18,467 --> 00:40:21,033 THE BEST WAY IS TO JUST TELL THE TRUTH... 838 00:40:21,067 --> 00:40:22,733 YEP, THAT'S ME. 839 00:40:22,767 --> 00:40:25,167 SCARY, AREN'T I? 840 00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:26,567 AND WAIT FOR PEOPLE 841 00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:29,600 TO START TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE. 61806

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