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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,867 --> 00:00:14,100 PREVIOUSLY ON... 2 00:00:14,133 --> 00:00:17,167 ORSON'S WIFE ALMA DISAPPEARED... 3 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:18,667 GABY FOUND A NEW CALLING... 4 00:00:18,700 --> 00:00:20,600 YES, I'M UNBELIEVABLE. CLOSE YOUR MOUTHS. 5 00:00:20,633 --> 00:00:22,433 SOMEONE NEW MOVED IN... 6 00:00:22,467 --> 00:00:24,333 (Lynette) HE'S A BACHELOR WHO LIVES WITH HIS INVALID SISTER. 7 00:00:24,367 --> 00:00:26,400 BUT LYNETTE FOUND A DARK SECRET... 8 00:00:26,433 --> 00:00:28,733 (Lynette) OUR NEIGHBOR IS A PEDOPHILE. 9 00:00:28,767 --> 00:00:30,567 YOU CAN'T SIT ON THIS, LYNETTE. 10 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:32,467 ORSON'S MOTHER REVEALED HIS PAST... 11 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:35,067 HE CHEATED ON ALMA, BROKE HER HEART 12 00:00:35,100 --> 00:00:37,300 FOR HIS PRECIOUS MONIQUE. MONIQUE POLIER? 13 00:00:37,333 --> 00:00:39,600 AND THE POLICE COULDN'T FIND THE EVIDENCE... WE COULDN'T FIND A TOOLBOX. 14 00:00:39,633 --> 00:00:41,667 (man) THE MAN'S A PLUMBER. 15 00:00:41,700 --> 00:00:43,100 UNTIL MIKE TRIED TO HIDE IT. 16 00:00:43,133 --> 00:00:45,200 I'LL TAKE THOSE. 17 00:00:50,167 --> 00:00:52,067 (Mary Alice) THE ANNUAL BLOCK PARTY 18 00:00:52,100 --> 00:00:55,400 WAS A WINTER TRADITION ON WISTERIA LANE. 19 00:00:58,367 --> 00:01:02,667 IT WAS A WAY FOR THE RESIDENTS TO SPREAD HOLIDAY CHEER. 20 00:01:02,700 --> 00:01:07,233 EVERYONE WAS INVITED... 21 00:01:07,267 --> 00:01:10,400 INCLUDING ART SHEPARD, 22 00:01:10,433 --> 00:01:13,567 THE NEWEST RESIDENT OF WISTERIA LANE. 23 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:16,433 BUT AS THE BIG NIGHT DREW NEAR, 24 00:01:16,467 --> 00:01:19,833 MORE THAN HOLIDAY CHEER WAS BEING SPREAD AROUND. 25 00:01:19,867 --> 00:01:23,267 HEY, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEW GUY THAT JUST MOVED IN? 26 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:25,367 UNH-UNH. WELL, GET A LOAD OF THIS... 27 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:28,067 APPARENTLY, THE PERV'S GOT ALL THIS WEIRD STUFF 28 00:01:28,100 --> 00:01:29,533 IN HIS BASEMENT. 29 00:01:29,567 --> 00:01:31,067 NO, SERIOUSLY. 30 00:01:31,100 --> 00:01:34,433 IT'S LIKE THIS BIG KIDDIE TRAP FULL OF TOYS. 31 00:01:35,733 --> 00:01:37,600 BY SUNDAY EVENING, 32 00:01:37,633 --> 00:01:40,067 MOST OF THE GOSSIPING HAD SUBSIDED, 33 00:01:40,067 --> 00:01:41,800 AND THE NEIGHBORHOOD WAS ONCE AGAIN 34 00:01:41,833 --> 00:01:44,433 CONSUMED BY THE SPIRIT OF THE SEASON. 35 00:01:44,467 --> 00:01:47,633 FRIENDS LAUGHED OVER EGGNOG, 36 00:01:47,667 --> 00:01:50,500 LOVERS KISSED UNDER MISTLETOE 37 00:01:50,533 --> 00:01:54,167 AND THE MOOD WAS JOLLY. 38 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:56,667 THAT IS, 39 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:58,600 UNTIL A CERTAIN GUEST 40 00:01:58,633 --> 00:02:01,333 MADE HIS APPEARANCE. 41 00:02:06,767 --> 00:02:10,433 (deep voice) HO, HO, HO! 42 00:02:11,733 --> 00:02:15,200 LOOK WHO'S HERE! 43 00:02:15,233 --> 00:02:19,133 MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY! 44 00:02:19,167 --> 00:02:20,633 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 45 00:02:20,667 --> 00:02:23,233 (speaking indistinctly) 46 00:02:23,267 --> 00:02:26,700 NOW, KIDS, WHO'S BEEN GOOD THIS YEAR? 47 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:40,167 (chuckles) OH, COME ON, EVERYBODY WAS NAUGHTY? 48 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:43,767 WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH THIS FIRE TRUCK? 49 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:46,767 JOEY, GET BACK HERE. 50 00:02:48,700 --> 00:02:53,100 WHAT'S GOING ON? 51 00:02:53,133 --> 00:02:55,267 (normal voice) I'M NOT SURE. 52 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:57,067 (woman) LET'S GO, GIRLS. 53 00:03:01,100 --> 00:03:03,067 ART, MAYBE WE SHOULD GO. 54 00:03:04,433 --> 00:03:07,400 YES, FOR THE RESIDENTS OF WISTERIA LANE, 55 00:03:07,433 --> 00:03:11,100 IT WAS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR. 56 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:18,233 BUT FOR ARTHUR SHEPARD AND HIS SISTER, 57 00:03:18,267 --> 00:03:22,067 IT HAD TURNED OUT TO BE A VERY SILENT NIGHT. 58 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:29,300 FOR THE RESIDENTS OF WISTERIA LANE, 59 00:03:29,333 --> 00:03:32,400 THE HOLIDAY SEASON COULD ONLY BEGIN 60 00:03:32,433 --> 00:03:36,567 ONCE THE DECORATIONS CAME OUT. 61 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:41,267 FOR SOME, THAT MEANT PULLING OUT THE COLORED LIGHTS. 62 00:03:41,300 --> 00:03:46,500 FOR OTHERS, IT MEANT LOCATING THAT HOLIDAY WREATH. 63 00:03:46,533 --> 00:03:49,133 AND THEN THERE WERE THOSE 64 00:03:49,167 --> 00:03:52,433 EAGER TO DISPLAY THEIR NATIVITY SCENE. 65 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:56,200 BUT FOR A ROMANTIC FEW, 66 00:03:56,233 --> 00:03:58,600 IT WAS ALL ABOUT THE MISTLETOE. 67 00:03:58,633 --> 00:03:59,833 OH! 68 00:03:59,867 --> 00:04:02,233 YOU HAVE TO KISS ME. IT'S THE LAW. 69 00:04:02,267 --> 00:04:04,833 (chuckles) MMM. 70 00:04:04,867 --> 00:04:06,767 WHILE YOU'RE IN A GOOD MOOD, 71 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:08,700 I THOUGHT I'D SPRING SOMETHING ON YOU. 72 00:04:08,733 --> 00:04:10,633 MY PARENTS ARE COMING TO TOWN. YOUR PARENTS? REALLY? 73 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:12,467 AND I WONDERED IF YOU MIGHT BE FREE 74 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:14,700 TO JOIN US FOR DINNER SATURDAY. 75 00:04:14,733 --> 00:04:20,167 ABSOLUTELY. UH, SO I ASSUME THIS MEANS THEY KNOW ABOUT ME? BUT OF COURSE. 76 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:22,100 AND THEY KNOW ABOUT ME AS IN... 77 00:04:22,133 --> 00:04:24,067 (British accent) "MUM, DAD, BLOODY GOOD NEWS. 78 00:04:24,067 --> 00:04:26,767 I'VE GOT MYSELF A SMASHING NEW GIRLFRIEND." (laughs) THAT'S ADORABLE. 79 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,667 PLEASE DON'T DO IT IN FRONT OF THEM. (normal voice) RIGHT. 80 00:04:29,700 --> 00:04:31,600 SO, UM, DO YOU WANT ME 81 00:04:31,633 --> 00:04:34,467 TO MAKE RESERVATIONS AT THAT LITTLE FRENCH PLACE? WE--WE COULD DO THAT, 82 00:04:34,500 --> 00:04:36,133 BUT IT'S A-- IT'S A 4-HOUR LAYOVER 83 00:04:36,167 --> 00:04:38,367 AND THEY'RE GOING TO BE EXHAUSTED, 84 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:40,533 AND I THOUGHT WE MIGHT HAVE A MORE ENJOYABLE TIME 85 00:04:40,567 --> 00:04:43,367 IF THEY CAME HERE AND--AND YOU MADE DINNER FOR THEM. 86 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:47,400 OKAY, I GUESS IT'S TIME WE HAVE THE CONVERSATION. 87 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:51,633 IAN... 88 00:04:51,667 --> 00:04:54,533 HAVEN'T YOU EVER WONDERED WHY I'VE NEVER COOKED FOR YOU? 89 00:04:54,567 --> 00:04:56,567 I-I JUST ASSUMED THAT YOU WERE LAZY. 90 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,500 (both laugh) 91 00:04:58,533 --> 00:04:59,500 NO, I WISH. 92 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:02,433 MY COOKING... IS NOT GOOD. 93 00:05:02,467 --> 00:05:05,467 WELL, MY PARENTS WON'T BE EXPECTING A GOURMET MEAL. 94 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:07,600 WILL THEY BE EXPECTING STOMACH CRAMPS, 95 00:05:07,633 --> 00:05:09,300 ACID REFLUX, NIGHT SWEATS? 96 00:05:09,333 --> 00:05:13,467 (laughs) COME ON, YOU CAN'T BE THAT BAD. 97 00:05:15,433 --> 00:05:17,833 OH. OH, IT IS REALLY IMPORTANT 98 00:05:17,867 --> 00:05:20,500 THAT I MAKE THEM A HOME-COOKED MEAL? 99 00:05:20,533 --> 00:05:22,067 WELL, IT'S JUST THAT 100 00:05:22,067 --> 00:05:24,400 THEY'RE VERY OLD-FASHIONED HEARTH-AND-HOME TYPES, 101 00:05:24,433 --> 00:05:28,267 AND THEY MIGHT WONDER WHY-- WHY YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE EFFORT. 102 00:05:28,300 --> 00:05:31,467 OH, BUT IT'S OKAY. YOU--YOU-- YOU'LL WIN THEM OVER... 103 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:33,100 EVENTUALLY. 104 00:05:34,867 --> 00:05:37,367 OKAY, I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT. (laughs) 105 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:40,067 THANK YOU. 106 00:05:40,100 --> 00:05:41,700 NOW NOTHING ELABORATE. 107 00:05:41,733 --> 00:05:43,633 JUST A SIMPLE ROAST AND, UH, 108 00:05:43,667 --> 00:05:46,067 AND SOMETHING APPROPRIATE TO GO WITH IT. RIGHT... 109 00:05:46,100 --> 00:05:48,533 LIKE AN AMBULANCE. 110 00:05:49,667 --> 00:05:53,667 *** 111 00:05:55,433 --> 00:05:58,733 NO, AMY, SMALL STEPS. SMALL! 112 00:05:58,767 --> 00:06:00,800 LITTLE MISS SNOWFLAKE GLIDES. SHE DOESN'T STOMP. 113 00:06:00,833 --> 00:06:02,700 IS THAT BETTER? 114 00:06:02,733 --> 00:06:04,100 GETTING THERE, SWEETIE. 115 00:06:04,133 --> 00:06:05,733 (under breath) IF SHE WAS A HORSE, 116 00:06:05,767 --> 00:06:08,833 WE'D HAVE TO SHOOT HER. 117 00:06:08,867 --> 00:06:10,467 (under breath) POOR THING, SHE TRIES SO HARD. 118 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:14,333 (normal voice) YEAH, SHE'S A TROOPER. LET'S DUMP HER. (normal voice) WHAT?! WHY? 119 00:06:14,367 --> 00:06:17,267 PAGEANT CONSULTANTS ARE JUDGED ON THE STRENGTH OF THEIR ROSTER. 120 00:06:17,300 --> 00:06:19,200 YOU KNOW, WE CAN'T AFFORD TO BOUNCE 121 00:06:19,233 --> 00:06:20,567 EVERY NOSE-PICKING NO-TALENT, 122 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:22,500 BUT WE CAN DEFINITELY LOSE THE ONE 123 00:06:22,533 --> 00:06:24,100 WHO'S DRAGGING US DOWN, AND THAT'S AMY. 124 00:06:24,133 --> 00:06:27,333 (under breath) WE CAN'T DO THAT! HER MOTHER DIED LAST YEAR. YES, I KNOW, I KNOW, 125 00:06:27,367 --> 00:06:29,267 AND IT'S TRAGIC, BUT WE ARE RUNNING A BUSINESS. 126 00:06:29,300 --> 00:06:31,200 AMY IS SUCKING UP ALL OF OUR TIME, 127 00:06:31,233 --> 00:06:32,667 AND WE SHOULD BE FOCUSING ON SHERRI. 128 00:06:32,700 --> 00:06:34,267 SHE ACTUALLY HAS A SHOT AT WINNING. 129 00:06:34,300 --> 00:06:38,233 HOW WILL I TELL HER FAMILY? WE'LL DO IT TOGETHER. WE'LL BE VERY DIPLOMATIC. 130 00:06:38,267 --> 00:06:39,667 ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? 131 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:43,367 THE POOR KID'S BEEN THROUGH THE WRINGER AND-- AMY! FOR GOD SAKES, 132 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:45,300 LITTLE MISS SNOWFLAKE DOES NOT SCRATCH DOWN THERE! 133 00:06:45,333 --> 00:06:48,667 (sighs) WELL, THEN AGAIN, HER MOTHER DIED A YEAR AGO. 134 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:51,300 HOW LONG IS SHE GONNA MILK IT? 135 00:06:51,333 --> 00:06:54,567 AHH... MOTHER HODGE, I HAVE YOUR BREAKFAST. 136 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:57,467 JUST PUT IT OVER THERE. I'LL PICK THROUGH IT LATER. 137 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:58,833 (Gloria) MERRY CHRISTMAS. 138 00:06:58,867 --> 00:07:00,800 (Alma speaking indistinctly) 139 00:07:00,833 --> 00:07:02,367 WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING? 140 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:04,433 HOME MOVIES. 141 00:07:04,467 --> 00:07:07,267 AW. IT'S FUN LOOKING BACK AT THE PAST, ISN'T IT? 142 00:07:07,300 --> 00:07:11,767 WELL, IT'S ONE WAY TO KILL TIME WHILE YOU'RE WAITING FOR DEATH. 143 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:14,633 WE ALSO HAVE CABLE. 144 00:07:14,667 --> 00:07:18,167 HAVE YOU DECIDED WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO ABOUT ORSON? 145 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:21,400 DECIDED? YES. HAVE YOU CALLED A LAWYER YET? 146 00:07:21,433 --> 00:07:23,500 I DON'T THINK THAT'S ANY OF YOUR CONCERN. 147 00:07:23,533 --> 00:07:25,267 I DON'T MEAN TO PRY, 148 00:07:25,300 --> 00:07:28,100 BUT I THINK YOU'RE A GOOD CHRISTIAN WOMAN, 149 00:07:28,133 --> 00:07:30,067 AND YOU DESERVE BETTER THAN MY SON. 150 00:07:30,100 --> 00:07:33,100 WELL, I WILL TAKE THAT UNDER ADVISEMENT. 151 00:07:33,133 --> 00:07:35,833 IF YOU GIVE HIM A CHANCE, HE'LL DRAW YOU BACK IN. 152 00:07:35,867 --> 00:07:39,100 IT'S WHAT HE DOES. JUST WALK AWAY. 153 00:07:39,133 --> 00:07:42,133 IT'S NOT THAT EASY. I LOVE HIM. 154 00:07:43,567 --> 00:07:46,700 YOU'LL GET OVER IT. I DID. 155 00:07:49,300 --> 00:07:51,567 (Alma) OH, HI! (Gloria laughs) 156 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:53,433 MWAH! 157 00:07:53,467 --> 00:07:54,800 (women chuckle) 158 00:07:54,833 --> 00:07:57,267 OH! 159 00:07:57,300 --> 00:07:59,667 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 160 00:07:59,700 --> 00:08:01,600 (Alma) OH, WAIT. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 161 00:08:01,633 --> 00:08:02,533 OKAY. 162 00:08:02,567 --> 00:08:07,100 WELL, BELIEVE ME, RITA, HE SCARES ME, TOO. 163 00:08:07,133 --> 00:08:08,500 YOU KNOW WHAT? 164 00:08:08,533 --> 00:08:11,400 WE SHOULD HAVE A MEETING, GET ALL THE MOMS TOGETHER 165 00:08:11,433 --> 00:08:13,633 AND FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO ABOUT THIS GUY. 166 00:08:13,667 --> 00:08:15,600 YEAH, SATURDAY, YOUR HOUSE. SOUNDS GOOD. 167 00:08:15,633 --> 00:08:18,533 (pounding on car) 168 00:08:18,567 --> 00:08:20,833 (pounding) 169 00:08:20,867 --> 00:08:23,400 HEY, RITA, I GOTTA GO. 170 00:08:26,667 --> 00:08:30,400 SORRY, I CAN'T TALK NOW. I HAVE SOMEWHERE TO GO. 171 00:08:30,433 --> 00:08:33,267 WELL, MY BROTHER DOESN'T. THE YOUTH CENTER JUST FIRED HIM. 172 00:08:33,300 --> 00:08:34,633 ARE YOU HAPPY? 173 00:08:34,667 --> 00:08:37,300 I'M NOT SAD. HE SHOULDN'T BE AROUND KIDS. 174 00:08:37,333 --> 00:08:39,133 I SAW THOSE PICTURES. 175 00:08:39,167 --> 00:08:42,067 THOSE BOYS WERE ON HIS SWIM TEAM. 176 00:08:42,100 --> 00:08:43,467 HE WAS PROUD OF THEM. 177 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:45,067 TURNING THAT INTO SOMETHING DIRTY 178 00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:46,800 SAYS MORE ABOUT YOU THAN HIM. 179 00:08:46,833 --> 00:08:51,767 YOU CAN DEFEND HIM ALL YOU WANT. I KNOW WHAT I KNOW. 180 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:54,433 (car engine starts) 181 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:56,467 DID YOU KNOW MY BROTHER GOT SPIT ON 182 00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:59,267 AT THE HARDWARE STORE YESTERDAY, 183 00:08:59,300 --> 00:09:03,067 THAT THEY REFUSED TO SERVE US AT THE DINER, 184 00:09:03,067 --> 00:09:06,833 THAT OUR TIRE GOT SLASHED AT THE CHURCH PARKING LOT? 185 00:09:06,867 --> 00:09:09,667 (exhales deeply) 186 00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:13,100 I AM NOT A WELL WOMAN. I DON'T NEED THIS STRESS. 187 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:18,400 WELL... I AM SORRY THAT HAPPENED. 188 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:20,733 HAVE YOU CONSIDERED EVEN FOR A MOMENT 189 00:09:20,767 --> 00:09:22,400 THAT YOU COULD BE WRONG, 190 00:09:22,433 --> 00:09:25,300 THAT YOU MISINTERPRETED WHAT YOU SAW, 191 00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:28,767 THAT YOU ARE RUINING MY BROTHER'S LIFE AND MINE 192 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:30,800 OVER NOTHING? 193 00:09:30,833 --> 00:09:33,767 I HAVE KIDS, OKAY? 194 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:35,700 BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY. 195 00:09:35,733 --> 00:09:37,633 (scoffs) 196 00:09:37,667 --> 00:09:41,100 AS LONG AS YOU'RE SAFE, WHAT DO YOU CARE WHO'S SORRY? 197 00:09:54,633 --> 00:09:56,500 SO I'M COOKING DINNER 198 00:09:56,533 --> 00:09:58,533 FOR IAN'S PARENTS TOMORROW NIGHT, 199 00:09:58,567 --> 00:10:00,767 AND IT'S THE FIRST TIME I'M MEETING THEM, 200 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:04,233 SO I SORT OF WANNA IMPRESS THEM. AND YET YOU'RE COOKING?! 201 00:10:04,267 --> 00:10:05,433 WELL, THAT'S THE THING. 202 00:10:05,467 --> 00:10:08,567 UH, SO I WAS HOPING--YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE NOT TOO BUSY... 203 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:10,767 OH, NO, NO, THESE THINGS PRACTICALLY BUILD THEMSELVES. 204 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:13,400 THANK YOU. YOU ARE A LIFESAVER. 205 00:10:13,433 --> 00:10:15,333 ACTUALLY... 206 00:10:15,367 --> 00:10:17,600 I COULD PROBABLY USE THE DISTRACTION. 207 00:10:17,633 --> 00:10:20,500 OH? 208 00:10:20,533 --> 00:10:24,000 (sighs) I ASKED ORSON TO MOVE OUT LAST NIGHT. 209 00:10:26,633 --> 00:10:29,467 OH, COME ON! WHY WOULD YOU BURY YOUR TOOLBOX IN THE WOODS? 210 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:32,367 I KNEW THE COPS WERE LOOKING FOR IT, AND I PANICKED. 211 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:34,100 I WAS JUST TRYING TO BUY MYSELF SOME TIME. 212 00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:37,700 WELL, YOU MAY HAVE BOUGHT YOURSELF 20 TO LIFE! OH, LET THE GUY ENJOY HIS BREAKFAST. 213 00:10:37,733 --> 00:10:39,067 STAY OUT OF THIS, CARLOS. 214 00:10:39,100 --> 00:10:41,100 MIKE, I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT ME. 215 00:10:41,133 --> 00:10:43,500 YEAH, YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND YOU SWEAR TO ME 216 00:10:43,533 --> 00:10:45,067 THAT YOU DIDN'T KILL ANYBODY. 217 00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:47,767 HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? I CAN'T REMEMBER. 218 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:50,200 YOU CAN'T REMEMBER, OR YOU DON'T WANNA REMEMBER? 219 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:51,500 UM, GUYS. 220 00:11:03,567 --> 00:11:06,433 BREE, YOU HAVE GOT TO GO TO THE POLICE WITH ALL OF THIS. 221 00:11:06,467 --> 00:11:09,300 I CAN'T. NOT YET. I-I NEED SOME TIME TO THINK. 222 00:11:09,333 --> 00:11:12,200 HIS WIFE GOES MISSING, THEN HIS MISTRESS TURNS UP DEAD. 223 00:11:12,233 --> 00:11:14,133 WHAT IS THERE TO THINK ABOUT? 224 00:11:14,167 --> 00:11:15,300 (Bree sighs) 225 00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:18,267 I KNOW IT SOUNDS SUSPICIOUS, BUT IN MY HEART OF HEARTS, 226 00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:21,167 I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THAT ORSON COULD DO SUCH A THING. 227 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:22,667 SWEETIE, WE ALL WANNA BELIEVE 228 00:11:22,700 --> 00:11:24,600 THE BEST OF THE PEOPLE WE CARE ABOUT, 229 00:11:24,633 --> 00:11:26,533 BUT YOU CANNOT LET YOUR FEELINGS FOR A MAN 230 00:11:26,567 --> 00:11:29,067 BLIND YOU TO COLD HARD FACTS. 231 00:11:30,867 --> 00:11:34,133 WHAT IN THE WORLD? 232 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:38,500 OH, MY GOD! 233 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,100 WHAT'S GOING ON? 234 00:11:42,133 --> 00:11:44,200 THEY JUST ARRESTED MIKE FOR MURDER. 235 00:11:44,233 --> 00:11:45,433 WHAT?! 236 00:11:45,467 --> 00:11:47,767 THEY'RE SAYING HE KILLED THAT WOMAN ON THE NEWS, 237 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:50,567 THAT MONIQUE PERSON. 238 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:52,700 OH, THANK GOD! 239 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:57,467 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE GONNA BREAK THAT LITTLE GIRL'S HEART. DO NOT WIMP OUT ON ME HERE. 240 00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:59,400 WE GOTTA DO WHAT'S BEST FOR THE BUSINESS. 241 00:11:59,433 --> 00:12:02,300 WHAT IF THE FATHER YELLS AT ME? THEN I WILL JUMP IN AND DEFEND YOU. 242 00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:04,233 OKAY, BUT IF YOU DO, TRY AND BE DIPLOMATIC. 243 00:12:04,267 --> 00:12:06,800 I'M ALWAYS DIPLOMATIC. 244 00:12:06,833 --> 00:12:09,067 NOW JUST GET IN THERE, YOU SPINELESS 'MO. 245 00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:12,800 EXCUSE ME, MR. PEARCE? 246 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:15,267 I'M SO GLAD YOU COULD COME TODAY. 247 00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:18,167 THIS IS MY PARTNER GABRIELLE. 248 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,533 PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. 249 00:12:19,567 --> 00:12:20,767 (laughs) 250 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:24,267 (Vern) SHALL WE? 251 00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:27,133 SO, UH, WHAT DID YOU WANNA TALK TO ME ABOUT? 252 00:12:27,167 --> 00:12:29,067 IS THERE A PROBLEM WITH AMY? 253 00:12:29,100 --> 00:12:30,400 NOT A PROBLEM, PER SE. 254 00:12:30,433 --> 00:12:31,767 WE'RE JUST A LITTLE CONCERNED 255 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:33,700 THAT SHE MIGHT NOT HAVE THE, UM... 256 00:12:33,733 --> 00:12:36,733 TEMPERAMENT FOR PAGEANT COMPETITIONS. AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 257 00:12:36,767 --> 00:12:38,667 WELL, WHEN IT COMES TO PERFORMING, 258 00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:40,600 SHE'S NOT EXACTLY... 259 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:46,800 WELL, SHE TENDS TO BE-- FEEL FREE TO JUMP IN. 260 00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:49,433 I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS. 261 00:12:52,133 --> 00:12:54,800 WELL, AS GABY AND I DISCUSSED, 262 00:12:54,833 --> 00:12:56,767 AMY HAS CERTAIN LIMITATIONS 263 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,700 AND HER ODDS OF WINNING ARE SLIM. 264 00:12:58,733 --> 00:12:59,667 VERN! 265 00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:01,600 (scoffs) HE IS SO COMPETITIVE. 266 00:13:01,633 --> 00:13:04,600 I CONSTANTLY HAVE TO REMIND HIM THEY'RE JUST KIDS. (chuckles) 267 00:13:04,633 --> 00:13:07,433 WHEN DID YOU LOSE THE JOY? OH, I THINK YOU KNOW. 268 00:13:07,467 --> 00:13:10,500 WAIT, I'M--I'M CONFUSED. ARE YOU--ARE YOU DUMPING AMY? 269 00:13:10,533 --> 00:13:12,533 OF COURSE NOT, BILL. 270 00:13:12,567 --> 00:13:14,167 CAN I CALL YOU BILL? 271 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:15,400 (chuckles) IT'S JUST, 272 00:13:15,433 --> 00:13:18,800 WE FEEL THAT AMY WOULD BENEFIT FROM SOME PRIVATE COACHING. 273 00:13:18,833 --> 00:13:20,733 MAYBE I COULD COME TO YOUR HOUSE? 274 00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:23,300 SAY, FRIDAY, 5:00? 275 00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:26,800 SURE. (laughs) YEAH, I GUESS. 276 00:13:26,833 --> 00:13:29,400 GREAT! IT'S A DATE. (laughs) 277 00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:31,367 MAYBE I SHOULD COME, TOO. 278 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,300 AFTER THE HARSH THINGS YOU SAID ABOUT AMY? 279 00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:36,433 I DON'T THINK SO. (laughs) 280 00:13:38,133 --> 00:13:40,233 I'M GONNA NEED A GOOD LAWYER 281 00:13:40,267 --> 00:13:42,467 AND THAT MAY TAKE A LITTLE RESEARCH. UH-HUH. 282 00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:43,567 AND WHOEVER TAKES MY CASE WILL NEED A RETAINER, 283 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:47,567 SO IF YOU DON'T MIND, I PROMISE I'LL PAY YOU BACK. 284 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:50,533 OH, OKAY. AND MAKE SURE HE KNOWS ABOUT MY WRENCH. 285 00:13:50,567 --> 00:13:52,767 APPARENTLY, THEY TESTED IT 286 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:57,167 AND FOUND TRACES OF THIS MONIQUE'S BLOOD. 287 00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:58,333 WHAT'S WRONG? 288 00:13:58,367 --> 00:14:02,567 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU PICKED UP ON THIS, MIKE, 289 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:05,400 BUT... I HAVEN'T BEEN HAPPY. 290 00:14:05,433 --> 00:14:08,367 NO, I DIDN'T PICK UP ON IT. 291 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,300 WELL, I WANTED TO TELL YOU THIS WEEKS AGO 292 00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:12,733 AND I WISH THAT I HAD, BECAUSE NOW I KNOW 293 00:14:12,767 --> 00:14:14,667 YOU'RE GONNA THINK THAT I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU 294 00:14:14,700 --> 00:14:17,700 OVER THIS WHOLE BLOOD ON THE AX THING. WRENCH. 295 00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:20,433 WHATEVER. BUT BELIEVE ME, THAT'S NOT IT. 296 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:25,100 IT'S JUST... 297 00:14:25,133 --> 00:14:27,500 WE ARE MOVING TOO FAST. 298 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,767 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? 299 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:33,533 WELL, MAY--MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST... TAKE A BREAK. 300 00:14:33,567 --> 00:14:36,100 YOU KNOW... DATE OTHER PEOPLE. 301 00:14:36,133 --> 00:14:38,133 YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS 302 00:14:38,167 --> 00:14:40,500 ON THE DAY I'M PUT IN A MEN'S PRISON? 303 00:14:40,533 --> 00:14:43,433 WELL, I SAID THE TIMING WAS BAD. 304 00:14:45,533 --> 00:14:49,567 I AM SORRY. I... I REALLY AM. 305 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:53,200 (whispers) I JUST CAN'T DO THIS. 306 00:15:10,167 --> 00:15:12,067 THEY TOLD ME SOMEBODY WAS COMING, 307 00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:14,333 BUT I DID NOT EXPECT IT TO BE YOU. 308 00:15:14,367 --> 00:15:16,267 IS EDIE GETTING YOU A GOOD LAWYER? 309 00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:20,067 (chuckles) I DOUBT IT. SHE DUMPED ME TODAY. 310 00:15:20,067 --> 00:15:21,633 WHAT? WHY? 311 00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:23,800 WELL, I WAS ARRESTED FOR MURDER. 312 00:15:23,833 --> 00:15:26,667 STILL... 313 00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:28,300 IT'S TACKY. 314 00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:30,067 (chuckles) 315 00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:32,767 WELL, OKAY THEN, UH... 316 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,700 I-I'LL HELP GET YOU OUT. 317 00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:37,467 UH... WHAT'S YOUR BAIL? 318 00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:42,533 A MILLION DOLLARS. 319 00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:44,700 OH. (laughs) 320 00:15:44,733 --> 00:15:47,467 YOU DON'T HAVE TO HELP ME, SUSAN. 321 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:52,333 I WANT TO. 322 00:15:53,867 --> 00:15:56,167 AREN'T YOU GONNA ASK? 323 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:58,267 WHAT? 324 00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:01,067 IF I KILLED THAT WOMAN? 325 00:16:02,533 --> 00:16:05,233 I DON'T HAVE TO. I KNOW YOU DIDN'T. 326 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,467 I WISH I WAS THAT SURE. 327 00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:18,200 I... I HAVE THESE FLASHES WHERE I SEE HER FACE, 328 00:16:18,233 --> 00:16:19,833 SO I MUST'VE KNOWN HER. 329 00:16:19,867 --> 00:16:21,767 AND IF I DID, MAYBE SOMETHING HAPPENED. 330 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:23,600 MAYBE I GOT ANGRY, MAYBE-- 331 00:16:23,633 --> 00:16:27,500 THERE'S AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS, AND WE'RE GONNA FIGURE IT OUT. 332 00:16:27,533 --> 00:16:30,767 DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING. 333 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:40,533 MISS GABRIELLE! 334 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:43,367 WHEN ARE YOU GONNA COME OUTSIDE AND WATCH ME? 335 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:45,633 OH, UM, THE GRASS, HONEY, AND MY ALLERGIES... 336 00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:50,167 GO AHEAD AND PRACTICE. I'LL WATCH YOU FROM HERE. 337 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:52,200 ARE YOU SURE I CAN'T HELP WITH ANYTHING? 338 00:16:52,233 --> 00:16:54,767 AH, I'VE BEEN A SINGLE DAD FOR A WHILE NOW. 339 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:58,367 I GOT THE DINNER THING DOWN. MMM, I'VE GOT THE RESTAURANT THING DOWN. 340 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:01,133 I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO COOK FOR ONE. 341 00:17:01,167 --> 00:17:04,433 NOT THAT I EVER COOKED FOR TWO. (chuckles) 342 00:17:04,467 --> 00:17:07,333 WELL, NO RESTAURANT TONIGHT. YOU ARE HAVING DINNER WITH US. 343 00:17:07,367 --> 00:17:09,300 OH, THAT'S SWEET. 344 00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:10,833 IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO TO THANK YOU FOR HELPING AMY. 345 00:17:10,867 --> 00:17:12,700 OH. IT'S NOTHING. 346 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:21,533 YEAH, SHE'S A SPECIAL GIRL. 347 00:17:21,567 --> 00:17:25,200 SO... 348 00:17:25,233 --> 00:17:28,400 HOW IS IT FOR YOU, BEING SINGLE AGAIN? 349 00:17:28,433 --> 00:17:31,733 OH, HONESTLY? UM... MM-HMM. 350 00:17:31,767 --> 00:17:34,633 I HATE IT. IT'S LIKE I'VE FORGOTTEN HOW TO DATE. 351 00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:37,133 ME, TOO. YOU KNOW, I EVEN LET A FRIEND OF MINE 352 00:17:37,167 --> 00:17:40,100 TALK ME INTO ONE OF THOSE SPEED DATING THINGS. HOW WAS IT? 353 00:17:40,133 --> 00:17:42,067 MMM, I DIDN'T EVEN GO IN. 354 00:17:42,067 --> 00:17:43,800 I JUST SAT IN THIS HOTEL LOBBY. 355 00:17:43,833 --> 00:17:45,333 I WATCHED ALL THESE 356 00:17:45,367 --> 00:17:47,167 LONELY, DESPERATE SINGLE PEOPLE FILING IN, 357 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,100 AND THEN IT HIT ME-- I'M ONE OF THEM. 358 00:17:49,133 --> 00:17:51,667 I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 359 00:17:53,267 --> 00:17:54,733 DID YOU SEE THAT? 360 00:17:54,767 --> 00:17:56,667 IT SPUN THREE TIMES AND THEN I CAUGHT IT. 361 00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:57,767 UM... 362 00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:59,533 YOU DIDN'T SEE. 363 00:17:59,567 --> 00:18:02,533 YEAH, I-I'M SORRY, SWEETIE. I-I WAS DISTRACTING GABRIELLE. 364 00:18:02,567 --> 00:18:04,467 OH, NO, NO, IT'S TOTALLY MY FAULT. 365 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,400 I'M SORRY, SWEETIE. GO OUTSIDE AND DO IT AGAIN. 366 00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:09,333 I PROMISE THIS TIME WE'RE GONNA WATCH. 367 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:24,833 (knock on door) 368 00:18:24,867 --> 00:18:27,333 COME IN. 369 00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:28,400 (door closes) 370 00:18:28,433 --> 00:18:30,667 HEY. WOW, OH, THOSE ARE GORGEOUS. 371 00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:33,567 WELL, I, UH, I FIGURED YOU'D BE TOO BUSY COOKING 372 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,067 TO MANAGE A CENTERPIECE. 373 00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:37,800 WELL, YOU, UH, YOU MAY NOT BE A GOOD COOK 374 00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:40,167 BUT YOU'RE-- YOU'RE CERTAINLY A TIDY ONE. 375 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,300 DON'T WORRY. DINNER'S ALL TAKEN CARE OF. 376 00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:43,700 WE'RE HAVING... 377 00:18:43,733 --> 00:18:46,767 BLANQUETTE DE VEAU AND A GRAND MARNIER SOUFFLé. 378 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,700 WELL, THAT'S VERY AMBITIOUS OF YOU, 379 00:18:48,733 --> 00:18:51,333 AND, UH, WHEN WILL BREE BE DONE MAKING IT? 380 00:18:51,367 --> 00:18:52,833 5:30. (chuckles) 381 00:18:52,867 --> 00:18:54,767 BUT I AM REWARMING IT ALL BY MYSELF. 382 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:58,267 OH, WHAT'S, UH, WHAT'S ALL THIS? 383 00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:01,067 UM, MIKE WAS ARRESTED FOR MURDER. 384 00:19:01,067 --> 00:19:03,233 MY GOD. I-I MEAN, OF COURSE HE'S TOTALLY INNOCENT. 385 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:06,100 I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP HIM FIND A LAWYER. 386 00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:09,167 OH. SHOULDN'T, UM, SHOULDN'T HIS GIRLFRIEND BE DOING THAT? 387 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,633 YEAH. EDIE DUMPED HIM. 388 00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:14,567 HMM. 389 00:19:15,767 --> 00:19:20,200 OKAY, I KNOW HOW THIS LOOKS, BUT I JUST FEEL BAD. 390 00:19:20,233 --> 00:19:22,133 HE'S JUST A FRIEND NOW. 391 00:19:22,167 --> 00:19:25,067 (sighs) YES. YES, A FRIEND YOU SAT BY FOR SIX MONTHS, 392 00:19:25,067 --> 00:19:27,833 HOPING HE'D WAKE UP AND RAVISH YOU AGAIN. 393 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:32,267 YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO RAVISH ME THESE DAYS, 394 00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:34,167 SO STOP WORRYING. 395 00:19:38,367 --> 00:19:42,533 (lowered voice) ORSON, IT'S ME AGAIN. PLEASE CALL. 396 00:19:42,567 --> 00:19:45,400 WE NEED TO TALK. 397 00:19:45,433 --> 00:19:47,067 (sighs) 398 00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:48,433 I'LL DO THE CHIPS. YOU DEAL. 399 00:19:48,467 --> 00:19:51,267 YOU GOT IT. 400 00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:54,167 GUYS, WHY HAS IT BEEN SO LONG SINCE WE'VE PLAYED POKER? 401 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,100 I REALLY NEED THIS. 402 00:19:56,133 --> 00:19:58,067 OH, ME, TOO. THERE'S NOTHING MORE RELAXING 403 00:19:58,067 --> 00:19:59,833 THAN AN AFTERNOON OF FINGER FOOD AND GIRL TALK. 404 00:19:59,867 --> 00:20:02,567 HI, LADIES! (Lynette) HEY! HOW YOU DOING? 405 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,500 (sighs) SO DID YOU TELL THE POLICE 406 00:20:04,533 --> 00:20:06,433 THAT YOU THINK ORSON KILLED MONIQUE? 407 00:20:06,467 --> 00:20:08,133 WHAT?! 408 00:20:08,167 --> 00:20:11,800 NO, I DID NOT, AND I DON'T PLAN TO. BUT MIKE IS IN JAIL, 409 00:20:11,833 --> 00:20:14,100 AND YOU SAID YOURSELF YOU THOUGHT ORSON DID IT. 410 00:20:14,133 --> 00:20:15,367 I SAID I HAD CONCERNS, 411 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:18,633 CONCERNS THAT HAVE DISAPPEARED NOW THAT MIKE HAS BEEN ARRESTED. 412 00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:21,033 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? YOU THINK MIKE IS GUILTY? 413 00:20:21,067 --> 00:20:23,633 HEY, WHY DON'T WE START THAT GIRL TALK? 414 00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:26,500 I'LL GET THE BALL ROLLING. ANYBODY HAVE A YEAST INFECTION? 415 00:20:26,533 --> 00:20:28,433 THEY FOUND MONIQUE'S BLOOD ON THE WRENCH 416 00:20:28,467 --> 00:20:30,367 THAT MIKE WAS TRYING TO DISPOSE OF. 417 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:33,200 I MEAN, THAT HARDLY SCREAMS INNOCENCE. HER TEETH WERE PULLED. 418 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,800 YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S WORTH TELLING THE COPS 419 00:20:35,833 --> 00:20:37,733 SHE WAS MESSING AROUND WITH A DENTIST? 420 00:20:37,767 --> 00:20:39,733 ORSON WAS SLIPPING IT TO THE DEAD CHICK? 421 00:20:39,767 --> 00:20:42,667 MIKE IS INNOCENT. I KNOW THAT IN MY HEART. 422 00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:43,733 WE ALL HAVE CONVICTIONS, SUSAN. 423 00:20:43,767 --> 00:20:46,167 I BELIEVE MIKE'S LAST ONE WAS FOR MANSLAUGHTER. 424 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:48,833 OKAY, OKAY, WE'VE ALL MADE SOME EXCELLENT POINTS 425 00:20:48,867 --> 00:20:51,300 AND BLOWN OFF A LITTLE STEAM. 426 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,367 WHOO! LET'S PLAY SOME CARDS. 427 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:56,100 IF YOU'RE SO SURE THAT ORSON IS INNOCENT, 428 00:20:56,133 --> 00:20:59,300 WHY DON'T WE GO THROUGH HIS THINGS? WHERE'S HIS DESK? AT HIS OFFICE. 429 00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:02,333 AND WHAT DID YOU THINK YOU'D FIND THERE ANYWAY? I DON'T KNOW. 430 00:21:02,367 --> 00:21:04,767 A BLACKMAIL LETTER, A NECKLACE MADE OF TEETH? 431 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:07,700 WE'RE NOT GONNA PLAY CARDS, ARE WE? NOPE. 432 00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:09,400 WELL, I AM CERTAINLY NOT PLAYING WITH A WOMAN 433 00:21:09,433 --> 00:21:12,833 THAT IS WILLING TO LET MIKE TAKE THE FALL FOR HER PSYCHO HUSBAND. WELL, NEEDLESS TO SAY, 434 00:21:12,867 --> 00:21:16,667 I WON'T BE COOKING DINNER FOR IAN'S PARENTS. FINE. I'LL COOK MYSELF. 435 00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:19,500 GOOD. LET ME KNOW IF THERE ARE ANY SURVIVORS. 436 00:21:19,533 --> 00:21:24,133 AND IF YOU TAKE ORSON BACK, YOU DO THE SAME. 437 00:21:24,167 --> 00:21:27,600 (exhales deeply) 438 00:21:27,633 --> 00:21:29,833 (Bree) WELL, THAT WAS INCREDIBLY AWKWARD. 439 00:21:29,867 --> 00:21:32,600 I'M SORRY YOU BOTH HAD TO SIT THROUGH IT. 440 00:21:32,633 --> 00:21:35,100 WAS IT ME? WAS I OUT OF LINE? 441 00:21:35,133 --> 00:21:39,067 (Bree, Lynette and Gaby speaking indistinctly) 442 00:21:55,467 --> 00:21:57,067 HEY, COME ON IN. YOU'RE JUST IN TIME. 443 00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:58,433 THANKS SO MUCH, RITA. 444 00:21:58,467 --> 00:22:00,667 I THINK IT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA 445 00:22:00,700 --> 00:22:02,633 THAT WE ALL GET TOGETHER AND TALK AND... 446 00:22:02,667 --> 00:22:04,700 WOW. WOW. WHAT IS ALL THIS? 447 00:22:04,733 --> 00:22:06,633 OH, WE DECIDED TO STAGE A PROTEST 448 00:22:06,667 --> 00:22:08,533 IN FRONT OF ART'S HOUSE. 449 00:22:08,567 --> 00:22:10,400 A PROTEST? MM-HMM. 450 00:22:10,433 --> 00:22:14,633 RITA, I WANT THE WORD "PEDOPHILE" TO REALLY STAND OUT. 451 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,167 DO WE HAVE ANY GLITTER? 452 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:19,200 SAY "MOLESTER." IT SOUNDS SCARIER. 453 00:22:19,233 --> 00:22:20,167 I'M SORRY. 454 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,700 I-I-I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL GONNA TALK ABOUT 455 00:22:22,733 --> 00:22:25,067 HOW TO KEEP AN EYE ON THIS GUY. 456 00:22:25,067 --> 00:22:26,833 WE'RE PAST TALKING. THE GUY'S A MENACE. 457 00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:30,167 WELL, THAT'S WHAT WE THINK, BUT WE DON'T EXACTLY HAVE PROOF. 458 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:33,367 THE YOUTH CENTER JUST FIRED HIM. HOW MUCH PROOF TO YOU NEED? 459 00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:35,667 BUT, SEE, THE ONLY REASON THEY FIRED HIM 460 00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:37,200 IS BECAUSE PEOPLE WERE GOSSIPING, 461 00:22:37,233 --> 00:22:39,233 AND THE ONLY REASON THEY'RE GOSSIPING 462 00:22:39,267 --> 00:22:41,467 IS BECAUSE OF WHAT I TOLD MRS. McCLUSKEY. 463 00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:43,833 YEAH, AND YOU TOLD ME TO SPREAD THE WORD. 464 00:22:43,867 --> 00:22:47,267 SO--SO THAT PEOPLE COULD WATCH THEIR KIDS AND BE VIGILANT. 465 00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:48,633 SO YOU WANNA WAIT 466 00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:50,567 UNTIL HE ACTUALLY MOLESTS ONE OF OUR KIDS? 467 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:53,533 WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON, LYNETTE? KNOCK IT OFF, GERT. 468 00:22:53,567 --> 00:22:55,467 REMEMBER, IF IT WEREN'T FOR LYNETTE, 469 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:57,833 WE NEVER WOULD'VE FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS CREEP. 470 00:22:57,867 --> 00:23:00,067 SHE'S OUR HERO. 471 00:23:25,233 --> 00:23:27,300 (door opens) 472 00:23:27,333 --> 00:23:30,233 (door closes) 473 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:39,700 (Susan sighs) 474 00:23:51,567 --> 00:23:54,333 (man) ...THE 22-YARD LINE, THE GIVE IS TO HARRISON, 475 00:23:54,367 --> 00:23:56,633 WHO IS HIT IMMEDIATELY AND DROPPED FOR A LOSS 476 00:23:56,667 --> 00:23:59,200 IN HIS OWN BACKFIELD... 477 00:24:00,833 --> 00:24:02,500 (Amy) BYE-BYE, DADDY. 478 00:24:02,533 --> 00:24:04,600 (Bill) SEE YOU, SWEETIE. HAVE FUN. MWAH. 479 00:24:04,633 --> 00:24:06,533 SO I WAS, UH, I WAS THINKING YOU-- 480 00:24:06,567 --> 00:24:09,733 YOU WANNA GRAB A CUP OF COFFEE OR SOMETHING AFTER CLASS? 481 00:24:09,767 --> 00:24:12,267 I'D LOVE TO GRAB A CUP OF COFFEE... 482 00:24:12,300 --> 00:24:14,633 OR SOMETHING. (laughs) 483 00:24:17,467 --> 00:24:22,367 (sighs) AMY, YOU ARE SO LUCKY TO HAVE SUCH A NICE DAD. 484 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:25,067 YEAH, I KNOW. 485 00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:27,067 LEAVE HIM ALONE. 486 00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:28,067 EXCUSE ME? 487 00:24:28,067 --> 00:24:32,067 YOU HEARD ME. I DON'T WANT YOU DATING HIM. 488 00:24:33,767 --> 00:24:35,700 OH, SWEETHEART. 489 00:24:35,733 --> 00:24:38,600 I HAVE A FEELING I KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. 490 00:24:38,633 --> 00:24:41,133 NO, YOU DON'T. I THINK I DO. 491 00:24:41,167 --> 00:24:43,733 YOU MISS YOUR MOMMY, AND IT FEELS FUNNY 492 00:24:43,767 --> 00:24:46,067 SEEING YOUR DADDY BE NICE TO SOMEBODY ELSE. 493 00:24:46,067 --> 00:24:49,467 BUT BELIEVE ME, I'M NOT TRYING TO REPLACE YOUR MOM. 494 00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:52,767 WELL, I AM, 495 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:55,700 AND I HAVE SOMEONE ALL PICKED OUT. 496 00:24:55,733 --> 00:24:56,800 WHAT? 497 00:24:56,833 --> 00:24:59,533 I WANT MY DAD TO MARRY SHERRI'S MOM. 498 00:24:59,567 --> 00:25:01,500 SHERRI FROM CLASS? 499 00:25:01,533 --> 00:25:04,300 WE'RE BEST FRIENDS, AND WE HAVE IT ALL PLANNED OUT. 500 00:25:04,333 --> 00:25:06,067 OUR PARENTS ARE GONNA GET MARRIED, 501 00:25:06,067 --> 00:25:10,100 AND THEN WE'LL BE REAL SISTERS. WHAT ABOUT YOUR DAD? DON'T YOU CARE WHAT HE WANTS? 502 00:25:10,133 --> 00:25:11,533 MY MOM DIED. 503 00:25:11,567 --> 00:25:14,533 ALL MY DAD WANTS IS FOR ME TO BE HAPPY. 504 00:25:15,833 --> 00:25:19,300 NOW GET IN THERE AND TEACH ME HOW TO WORK THE RUNWAY. 505 00:25:19,333 --> 00:25:22,233 THAT'S WHAT WE'RE PAYING YOU FOR, RIGHT? 506 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,100 (man) ...RUNS IT LEFT, SWINGS IT AROUND. 507 00:25:29,133 --> 00:25:31,833 HE FIGHTS HIS WAY TO THE 25 FOR ANOTHER FIRST DOWN, 508 00:25:31,867 --> 00:25:33,767 AND THAT SHOULD JUST ABOUT DO IT. 509 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,100 I TELL YOU, WITH 1:12 LEFT ON THE CLOCK 510 00:25:36,133 --> 00:25:38,100 AND NO TIME-OUTS REMAINING... 511 00:25:38,133 --> 00:25:40,100 (turns off television) 512 00:25:40,133 --> 00:25:42,467 (Orson sighs) 513 00:26:00,733 --> 00:26:02,733 (Bree) ORSON? 514 00:26:04,733 --> 00:26:06,700 (Orson) BREE? 515 00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:10,167 ORSON. WHY HAVEN'T YOU RETURNED ANY OF MY CALLS? 516 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:13,500 I WAS AFRAID YOU WERE CALLING TO ASK ME FOR A DIVORCE. 517 00:26:13,533 --> 00:26:17,067 (sighs) NO, I WASN'T. 518 00:26:17,100 --> 00:26:18,400 THEY ARRESTED MIKE 519 00:26:18,433 --> 00:26:20,333 FOR THE MURDER OF MONIQUE POLIER. 520 00:26:20,367 --> 00:26:22,467 THEY DID? THE OTHER NIGHT, 521 00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:24,500 YOU WANTED A CHANCE TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING. 522 00:26:24,533 --> 00:26:26,667 WELL, HERE IT IS, AND I WANT IT ALL. 523 00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:28,667 IF I FIND OUT YOU'VE LEFT ANYTHING OUT, 524 00:26:28,700 --> 00:26:31,433 THEN I WILL ASK FOR THAT DIVORCE. 525 00:26:31,467 --> 00:26:33,567 OKAY. 526 00:26:35,300 --> 00:26:37,500 (sighs) 527 00:26:52,300 --> 00:26:54,200 YOU'RE WORKING SO HARD, SHERRI. 528 00:26:54,233 --> 00:26:56,367 YOU MUST REALLY WANNA WIN THIS PAGEANT. 529 00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:59,100 MORE THAN ANYTHING. 530 00:26:59,133 --> 00:27:01,300 AW. WELL, I THINK DEDICATION SHOULD BE REWARDED, 531 00:27:01,333 --> 00:27:03,200 SO I HAVE A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU. 532 00:27:03,233 --> 00:27:04,700 WHAT IS IT? 533 00:27:04,733 --> 00:27:06,233 WELL, YOU KNOW HOW 534 00:27:06,267 --> 00:27:08,167 THE PAGEANT STARTS WITH A BIG OPENING NUMBER? 535 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,400 THIS YEAR, ALL THE CONTESTANTS ARE GONNA DANCE IN PAIRS, 536 00:27:10,433 --> 00:27:11,800 AND I'VE ARRANGED 537 00:27:11,833 --> 00:27:14,400 FOR YOU TO DANCE WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND AMY! 538 00:27:16,567 --> 00:27:18,500 WHAT'S WRONG, SWEETIE? 539 00:27:18,533 --> 00:27:21,067 WELL... 540 00:27:21,067 --> 00:27:22,633 AMY SUCKS. 541 00:27:25,733 --> 00:27:29,133 WELL, I THOUGHT YOU TWO WERE PRACTICALLY SISTERS? 542 00:27:29,167 --> 00:27:32,133 WE ARE... BUT SHE STILL SUCKS. 543 00:27:32,167 --> 00:27:33,500 AND FIRST IMPRESSIONS ARE EVERYTHING. 544 00:27:33,533 --> 00:27:34,700 YOU SAID SO YOURSELF. 545 00:27:34,733 --> 00:27:37,767 WELL, THAT'S TRUE-- AND THIS IS THE OPENING NUMBER. 546 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,667 IF THE JUDGES SEE ME TRIPPING ALL OVER THAT KLUTZ, 547 00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:43,100 THERE'S NO WAY I'M GONNA WIN. 548 00:27:43,133 --> 00:27:46,233 THAT'S A GOOD POINT. NOW I WISH I HADN'T TOLD AMY. 549 00:27:46,267 --> 00:27:48,767 YOU ALREADY TOLD HER?! 550 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:51,300 SHE WAS SO EXCITED. 551 00:27:51,333 --> 00:27:52,833 (sighs) 552 00:27:52,867 --> 00:27:54,767 WELL, SHE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND. 553 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:58,400 WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL HER THE TRUTH? SHE'LL UNDERSTAND. 554 00:27:58,433 --> 00:28:00,667 WHAT IF SHE DOESN'T? 555 00:28:00,700 --> 00:28:04,233 WELL, FRIENDS COME AND GO... 556 00:28:04,267 --> 00:28:06,800 BUT A CROWN IS FOREVER. 557 00:28:10,467 --> 00:28:12,800 I NEVER LOVED ALMA. 558 00:28:12,833 --> 00:28:14,733 MY MOTHER PUSHED US TOGETHER, 559 00:28:14,767 --> 00:28:17,633 AND... I WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO GET HER PREGNANT. 560 00:28:17,667 --> 00:28:19,833 YOU HAD A CHILD? 561 00:28:19,867 --> 00:28:24,333 ALMA MISCARRIED A MONTH AFTER THE WEDDING. 562 00:28:24,367 --> 00:28:25,700 I WAS TRAPPED. 563 00:28:25,733 --> 00:28:27,300 WELL, YOU COULD'VE LEFT HER. 564 00:28:27,333 --> 00:28:29,333 MOTHER WOULDN'T HEAR OF IT. 565 00:28:29,367 --> 00:28:32,833 DIVORCE IS A SIN. 566 00:28:32,867 --> 00:28:35,833 SO I STAYED IN THE MARRIAGE, 567 00:28:35,867 --> 00:28:39,600 HOPING I WOULD COME TO FEEL WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO, 568 00:28:39,633 --> 00:28:41,533 BUT I NEVER DID. 569 00:28:41,567 --> 00:28:44,667 SO I RESIGNED MYSELF TO A LIFE WITHOUT LOVE. 570 00:28:44,700 --> 00:28:47,467 AND THEN I MET MONIQUE. 571 00:28:49,300 --> 00:28:53,700 IT WAS WRONG. I DIDN'T CARE. 572 00:28:53,733 --> 00:28:56,500 I LOVED HER MORE THAN I'D LOVED ANYONE... 573 00:28:56,533 --> 00:28:58,067 TILL YOU. 574 00:28:58,100 --> 00:29:00,467 SO WHY COULDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS? 575 00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:03,100 BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME ABOUT REX, 576 00:29:03,133 --> 00:29:05,267 HOW HE CHEATED ON YOU, HOW HURT YOU WERE. 577 00:29:05,300 --> 00:29:08,467 BREE, I NEEDED YOU TO FEEL SAFE WITH ME. 578 00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:10,400 (Bree) WELL, YOU HAVEN'T DONE A VERY GOOD JOB. 579 00:29:10,433 --> 00:29:13,767 HANDLING THE TRUTH WOULD HAVE BEEN A HUNDRED TIMES EASIER 580 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:16,200 THAN DEALING WITH ALL THE DOUBT AND SUSPICION. 581 00:29:16,233 --> 00:29:19,233 (Orson speaking indistinctly) 582 00:29:22,733 --> 00:29:25,700 SO YOU STAYED IN A LOVELESS MARRIAGE BECAUSE OF YOUR MOTHER? 583 00:29:25,733 --> 00:29:28,267 I KNOW HOW IT SOUNDS. 584 00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:32,067 BUT AFTER MY FATHER DIED, SHE WAS ALL I HAD. 585 00:29:32,067 --> 00:29:35,333 HIS DEATH CAUSED ME SO MUCH PAIN. 586 00:29:35,367 --> 00:29:38,633 (Orson speaking indistinctly) 587 00:29:40,667 --> 00:29:43,233 I WOULD'VE DONE ANYTHING FOR HER. 588 00:29:43,267 --> 00:29:47,367 (Bree speaks indistinctly) 589 00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:49,567 (Orson speaks indistinctly) 590 00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:54,167 SHE SAW THAT WEAKNESS, AND SHE RAN WITH IT. 591 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:57,200 (Orson speaking indistinctly) 592 00:29:59,300 --> 00:30:02,200 YOU--YOU'VE GOT NO IDEA HOW MANIPULATIVE SHE CAN BE. 593 00:30:02,233 --> 00:30:06,433 SHE RUINS LIVES. 594 00:30:06,467 --> 00:30:10,767 NOW I'VE TOLD YOU EVERYTHING. 595 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:13,667 WHAT HAPPENS NOW? 596 00:30:13,700 --> 00:30:15,833 WELL... 597 00:30:15,867 --> 00:30:19,500 FIRST YOU PACK UP YOUR THINGS AND COME HOME, 598 00:30:19,533 --> 00:30:21,367 AND THEN... 599 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:24,267 WE TOSS YOUR MOTHER OUT ON HER EVIL ASS. 600 00:30:24,300 --> 00:30:27,200 GOD, I LOVE YOU. 601 00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:49,600 HI! I'M SORRY I'M LATE. 602 00:30:49,633 --> 00:30:51,433 WHERE ARE YOUR FOLKS? 603 00:30:51,467 --> 00:30:52,667 THEY'RE NOT COMING. 604 00:30:52,700 --> 00:30:55,333 THEIR PLANE WAS SNOWED IN AT O'HARE. 605 00:30:55,367 --> 00:30:58,667 OH. WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD. WELL, NO HARM DONE THEN, HUH? 606 00:30:58,700 --> 00:31:01,300 YOU'RE 40 MINUTES LATE. 607 00:31:01,333 --> 00:31:04,233 BUT THEY'RE NOT HERE. YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT. AND WHERE'S DINNER? 608 00:31:04,267 --> 00:31:07,367 UH... BREE AND I SORT OF HAD A FIGHT. 609 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:10,833 UM... LOOK, I'M AWFULLY SORRY THAT I'M LATE. 610 00:31:10,867 --> 00:31:13,067 I-I HAD AN EMERGENCY. 611 00:31:13,100 --> 00:31:16,133 DID THIS EMERGENCY HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH MIKE? 612 00:31:22,233 --> 00:31:24,167 I'M PRETTY SURE THAT BREE'S HUSBAND 613 00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:27,267 MURDERED THE WOMAN THE COPS THINK MIKE KILLED. 614 00:31:27,300 --> 00:31:29,200 I WENT TO HIS OFFICE-- 615 00:31:29,233 --> 00:31:30,767 OH, FOR GOD SAKES, SUSAN. 616 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,700 NO, NO, I FOUND EVIDENCE. LOOK. 617 00:31:33,733 --> 00:31:35,667 ORSON WAS COMMITTED TO A MENTAL INSTITUTION 618 00:31:35,700 --> 00:31:37,067 FOR OVER A YEAR. 619 00:31:37,067 --> 00:31:40,367 I MEAN, DOESN'T THAT SUGGEST HE'S SOME SORT OF-- I DON'T CARE! 620 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:44,233 TONIGHT MEANT A GREAT DEAL TO ME, AND YOU BLEW IT OFF. 621 00:31:44,267 --> 00:31:47,300 I SAID I WAS SORRY, IAN. 622 00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:55,433 I HAVE TO HELP MIKE. I'M ALL HE'S GOT. 623 00:31:55,467 --> 00:31:59,233 ACTUALLY, YOU'RE WRONG. HE'S GOT ME. 624 00:31:59,267 --> 00:32:01,200 WHAT? 625 00:32:01,233 --> 00:32:04,100 TOMORROW, I'LL HIRE THE BEST LAWYER IN TOWN TO DEFEND HIM, 626 00:32:04,133 --> 00:32:06,267 AND I'LL PAY EVERY CENT OF HIS BILL. 627 00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:08,800 YOU WOULD DO THAT FOR MIKE? 628 00:32:08,833 --> 00:32:12,433 YES, ON ONE CONDITION... 629 00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:17,800 YOU CAN'T SEE HIM ANYMORE. 630 00:32:17,833 --> 00:32:20,333 WHY? 631 00:32:20,367 --> 00:32:23,233 IF YOU START VISITING HIM, BEING A FRIEND TO HIM, 632 00:32:23,267 --> 00:32:25,167 HE'LL FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU AGAIN. 633 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:28,067 THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO DECIDE WHOSE HEART TO BREAK, HIS OR MINE. 634 00:32:28,100 --> 00:32:31,733 AS JEALOUS ULTIMATUMS GO, THAT'S VERY FLATTERING, 635 00:32:31,767 --> 00:32:34,200 BUT I DON'T THINK THAT'S NECESSARY. 636 00:32:34,233 --> 00:32:36,067 MIKE AND I ARE DONE. 637 00:32:36,100 --> 00:32:39,367 THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM ACCEPTING MY GENEROUS OFFER. 638 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:42,700 YOU WOULD REALLY GET HIM THE BEST LAWYER IN TOWN? 639 00:32:42,733 --> 00:32:45,267 AN ABSOLUTE PIRANHA. 640 00:32:45,300 --> 00:32:47,167 DO WE HAVE A DEAL? 641 00:32:50,433 --> 00:32:52,133 WELL, OKAY THEN. 642 00:33:00,267 --> 00:33:03,700 YOU KNOW, MIKE BARELY REMEMBERS ME. 643 00:33:03,733 --> 00:33:05,100 WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE 644 00:33:05,133 --> 00:33:07,667 HE WOULD FALL IN LOVE WITH ME AGAIN? 645 00:33:07,700 --> 00:33:11,533 WHAT A PERFECTLY ASININE QUESTION. 646 00:33:11,567 --> 00:33:13,567 HOW COULD HE NOT? 647 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:21,333 (all shouting at once) 648 00:33:21,367 --> 00:33:24,467 (shouting continues) 649 00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:28,333 GOD, I WAS ONLY IN THE HOUSE 15 MINUTES. 650 00:33:28,367 --> 00:33:30,300 ARE THERE MORE OF THEM NOW? 651 00:33:30,333 --> 00:33:31,700 YEP. 652 00:33:31,733 --> 00:33:33,600 (shouting continues) 653 00:33:33,633 --> 00:33:36,533 GO AHEAD, SAY IT. I KNOW YOU WANT TO. 654 00:33:36,567 --> 00:33:39,467 THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. YOU SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO ME. 655 00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:42,200 I KNOW, BUT BE FAIR. 656 00:33:42,233 --> 00:33:45,433 THERE IS NO WAY I COULD'VE ANTICIPATED THIS. 657 00:33:45,467 --> 00:33:48,067 YOU TELL PEOPLE FRANKENSTEIN'S ON THE LOOSE, 658 00:33:48,100 --> 00:33:53,067 THEN YOU'RE SURPRISED TO SEE THE TORCH-WIELDING VILLAGERS? 659 00:33:53,100 --> 00:33:54,833 I'M PUTTING THE KIDS TO BED EARLY. 660 00:33:54,867 --> 00:33:57,133 I DON'T WANT 'EM TO SEE THIS. 661 00:33:57,167 --> 00:34:00,300 (siren wailing) IS THAT AN AMBULANCE? 662 00:34:02,467 --> 00:34:04,367 (Amy) I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING THIS! 663 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,667 AMY, DON'T YOU WANT ME TO HAVE A CHANCE? 664 00:34:06,700 --> 00:34:10,300 GOD, I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! 665 00:34:11,167 --> 00:34:14,067 DON'T EVER TALK TO ME AGAIN! 666 00:34:16,367 --> 00:34:18,267 HI. BILL? 667 00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:22,500 I WAS WONDERING, DO YOU HAVE PLANS SATURDAY NIGHT? 668 00:34:22,533 --> 00:34:27,067 (crowd speaking indistinctly) 669 00:34:27,067 --> 00:34:28,467 EXCUSE ME. I'M SORRY. 670 00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:31,367 WHAT--EXCUSE ME, CAN YOU-- CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED? 671 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:34,100 MA'AM, I NEED YOU TO STEP BACK. OKAY. 672 00:34:34,133 --> 00:34:36,067 WE'RE BRINGING IN A FEMALE, LATE 30s. 673 00:34:36,067 --> 00:34:39,233 AND GET CRASH CART READY. SHE'S IN CARDIAC ARREST. 674 00:34:46,633 --> 00:34:49,767 THERE HE IS. THERE HE IS. 675 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:53,167 (crowd speaking indistinctly) 676 00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:57,433 (all shouting at once) 677 00:34:57,467 --> 00:35:00,300 STOP IT! STOP IT! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO PEOPLE! 678 00:35:00,333 --> 00:35:01,767 HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MINDS?! 679 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:05,267 WELL, EXCUSE US FOR WANTING TO FEEL SAFE IN OUR OWN HOMES. 680 00:35:05,300 --> 00:35:06,667 WELL, THAT'S MY HOME, 681 00:35:06,700 --> 00:35:09,433 AND I DON'T FEEL VERY SAFE RIGHT NOW. 682 00:35:09,467 --> 00:35:11,367 PLEASE, PLEASE, ALL OF YOU, JUST LEAVE THIS STREET. 683 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:15,200 PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU. GO! JUST GET OFF MY STREET, PLEASE! 684 00:35:15,233 --> 00:35:19,100 WAIT, WAIT! ART, WAIT, I'M SOR-- 685 00:35:19,133 --> 00:35:21,467 (shouting continues) 686 00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:24,233 I'M SORRY. 687 00:35:24,267 --> 00:35:27,200 (siren wails) 688 00:35:27,233 --> 00:35:30,233 (shouting continues) 689 00:35:42,767 --> 00:35:45,533 YOU'RE AN IDIOT TO TAKE HIM BACK. 690 00:35:45,567 --> 00:35:47,500 I AM NO LONGER INTERESTED IN YOUR OPINION. 691 00:35:47,533 --> 00:35:49,533 I THOUGHT I MADE THAT CLEAR. 692 00:35:49,567 --> 00:35:51,533 WHERE ARE YOU SENDING ME? 693 00:35:51,567 --> 00:35:53,467 OH, WE'VE RENTED YOU A CONDO 694 00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:55,133 IN A LOVELY RETIREMENT COMMUNITY. 695 00:35:55,167 --> 00:35:58,067 IT'S OUR CHRISTMAS GIFT TO YOU. SO YOU'RE EXILING ME? 696 00:35:58,067 --> 00:36:01,067 CUTTING ME OFF FROM MY NEW GRANDCHILDREN? 697 00:36:01,100 --> 00:36:03,100 THAT'S OUR GIFT TO THEM. 698 00:36:08,167 --> 00:36:11,067 YOU THINK YOU CAN BE RID OF ME THAT EASILY? 699 00:36:11,067 --> 00:36:13,367 IT'S OVER, MOTHER. I TOLD HER EVERYTHING. 700 00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:19,133 OH, I DOUBT THAT VERY MUCH. YOU STILL HAVE SECRETS, MY BOY. 701 00:36:19,167 --> 00:36:20,567 SO DO YOU, MOTHER, 702 00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:24,267 AND IF YOU WANT THEM KEPT, YOU'LL KEEP MINE. 703 00:36:35,433 --> 00:36:40,333 IT'S ME. I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS. SHE'S TAKING HIM BACK. 704 00:36:40,367 --> 00:36:42,300 MEET ME ON THE CORNER IN AN HOUR. 705 00:36:42,333 --> 00:36:44,600 WE NEED TO DEAL WITH THIS. 706 00:36:52,633 --> 00:36:57,533 I HEARD ABOUT REBECCA ON THE NEWS. 707 00:36:57,567 --> 00:37:00,333 IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP, 708 00:37:00,367 --> 00:37:02,667 UH, WITH THE FUNERAL ARRANGEMENTS 709 00:37:02,700 --> 00:37:05,233 OR, UH... 710 00:37:05,267 --> 00:37:06,500 HELP YOU CALL RELATIVES... 711 00:37:06,533 --> 00:37:10,200 WOW. 712 00:37:10,233 --> 00:37:12,800 YOU MUST BE FEELING REALLY GUILTY. 713 00:37:12,833 --> 00:37:16,067 OH! OF COURSE! 714 00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:19,533 I-I-I FEEL JUST TERRIBLE. 715 00:37:19,567 --> 00:37:22,367 I-I MEAN, IF YOU KNEW, IF YOU COULD JUST KNOW 716 00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:24,433 I'M--HOW SORRY I AM. 717 00:37:33,867 --> 00:37:37,067 HEY. 718 00:37:37,067 --> 00:37:40,267 YOU KNOW, IN A WEIRD WAY... 719 00:37:40,300 --> 00:37:42,300 I SHOULD THANK YOU. 720 00:37:45,433 --> 00:37:48,367 MY SISTER WAS... 721 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,533 A REALLY WONDERFUL PERSON. 722 00:37:52,467 --> 00:37:57,067 SHE ALWAYS SAW THE BEST IN ME. 723 00:37:57,100 --> 00:38:01,200 BUT THERE WERE THINGS SHE COULDN'T SEE... 724 00:38:01,233 --> 00:38:04,067 OR CHOSE NOT TO, GOD LOVE HER. 725 00:38:07,833 --> 00:38:09,733 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 726 00:38:09,767 --> 00:38:12,367 I THINK YOU KNOW. 727 00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:14,467 SEE, I ALWAYS KNEW 728 00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:16,400 THAT I HAD TO TAKE CARE OF REBECCA, 729 00:38:16,433 --> 00:38:19,133 SO I COULD NEVER LET MYSELF... 730 00:38:19,167 --> 00:38:22,800 SLIP AND DO SOMETHING THAT WOULD HURT HER. 731 00:38:22,833 --> 00:38:25,600 BUT NOW... 732 00:38:25,633 --> 00:38:27,267 (exhales deeply) 733 00:38:27,300 --> 00:38:29,067 I'M FREE... 734 00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:35,567 (whispers) AND ALL BECAUSE OF YOU. 735 00:38:41,300 --> 00:38:43,200 YOU--YOU CAN'T STAY HERE. 736 00:38:43,233 --> 00:38:45,500 OH, DON'T WORRY. I'M ALREADY PACKED. 737 00:38:45,533 --> 00:38:48,333 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 738 00:38:48,367 --> 00:38:50,500 WHY, YOU GONNA WRITE? 739 00:38:54,567 --> 00:38:58,400 WELL... (sniffles) 740 00:38:58,433 --> 00:39:00,300 GOOD-BYE, LYNETTE. 741 00:39:02,533 --> 00:39:07,800 YOU TAKE CARE OF THAT BEAUTIFUL FAMILY OF YOURS. 742 00:39:12,067 --> 00:39:14,200 (gasps) 743 00:39:15,833 --> 00:39:17,567 (gasps) 744 00:39:19,467 --> 00:39:21,600 (gasps) 745 00:39:37,167 --> 00:39:42,067 THERE'S A REASON PEOPLE CAN'T WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS, 746 00:39:42,100 --> 00:39:48,533 AND IT HAS LITTLE TO DO WITH FAMILY REUNIONS... 747 00:39:50,433 --> 00:39:55,267 OR CURLING UP WITH A CUP OF EGGNOG... 748 00:39:59,133 --> 00:40:05,067 OR THAT UNEXPECTED KISS BENEATH THE MISTLETOE... 749 00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:13,000 OR RECEIVING A PRESENT FROM THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE. 750 00:40:18,433 --> 00:40:23,667 NO, PEOPLE LOOK FORWARD TO CHRISTMAS 751 00:40:23,700 --> 00:40:25,767 BECAUSE THEY KNOW... 752 00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:28,533 IT'S A TIME... 753 00:40:29,867 --> 00:40:32,033 FOR MIRACLES. 754 00:40:32,067 --> 00:40:33,800 HELLO, ALMA. 755 00:40:33,833 --> 00:40:37,000 DON'T JUST STAND THERE. TELL ME EVERYTHING. 55778

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