All language subtitles for Desperate.Housewives.S03E06.Sweetheart.I.Have.to.Confess.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H265-SiGMA_track3_[eng]

PREVIOUSLY ON...

GABRIELLE GOT EVEN.

SO DID I HURT YOU,
OR SHOULD I KEEP TRYING?

TOM GOT AN IDEA...
I'M GONNA OPEN UP
A PIZZA PARLOR!

BREE GOT A WARNING...
HE'S A COLD-BLOODED KILLER.

THE POLICE GOT A CLUE...

THOSE BLUE MARKS--
I THINK IT'S A PHONE NUMBER.

(Mike)
You've reached Mike Delfino.

THIS SHOULD
NEVER HAVE HAPPENED!

AND THE BATTLE
FOR MIKE'S AFFECTION GOT UGLY.

HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT?

SOON,
WITH MIKE ON TOP OF ME.

(Mary Alice)
IT IS OFTEN SAID

THAT CONFESSION
IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL.

NO ONE KNEW THIS BETTER
THAN A CERTAIN BLONDE

WHO HAD BEEN CONFESSING
HER SINS TO FATHER O'MALLEY

ONCE A WEEK
SINCE SHE WAS A CHILD.

AS THE YEARS HAD PASSED,

MUCH TO
FATHER O'MALLEY'S DISMAY,

A THEME BEGAN TO EMERGE...

I SEDUCED
THE CABLE GUY AGAIN.

I'M HAVING AN AFFAIR
WITH A FOLKSINGING DUO.

LAST WEEK, I LET RABBI LIPPMAN
GET TO THIRD BASE.

AND ONCE
SHE HAD BEEN FORGIVEN,

FATHER O'MALLEY
WOULD TELL EDIE BRITT

TO GO OUT INTO THE WORLD
AND SIN NO MORE.

UNFORTUNATELY FOR EDIE,

TEMPTATION SEEMED TO BE...

HELLO THERE.

EVERYWHERE.

EDIE, WHAT WERE
WE LIKE TOGETHER...

BEFORE THE ACCIDENT?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

YOU KNOW, WERE WE CLOSE?

HONESTLY?

WE LIVED ABOUT
50 FEET FROM EACH OTHER,

AND YOU BARELY KNEW
THAT I EXISTED.

SERIOUSLY?

MM-HMM. IT'S TRUE.

I MEAN, YOU WEREN'T RUDE
OR ANYTHING.

WE'D WAVE OR EXCHANGE "HELLOS"
AS WE WENT TO GET OUR MAIL,

BUT YOU NEVER REALLY
LOOKED AT ME.

NOT REALLY. I... I WAS
JUST ANOTHER NEIGHBOR TO YOU.

BUT IF WE WEREN'T FRIENDS,

WHY ARE YOU HERE EVERY DAY
HELPING ME?

BECAUSE FROM THE FIRST MOMENT
I LAID EYES ON YOU...

I SORT OF FELL IN LOVE
WITH YOU.

OH.

YEAH, AND I'M NOT
TELLING YOU THIS

BECAUSE I EXPECT ANYTHING,

SO YOU CAN
JUST RELAX, OKAY?

OKAY.

BUT WHEN
YOU DO COME BACK HOME,

AND WE DO RUN INTO EACH OTHER
WHEN WE'RE GETTING OUR MAIL,

I'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT
IF YOU'D...

JUST LOOK AT ME.

THAT'S ALL.

I'M LOOKING AT YOU NOW.

YES,
IT'S OFTEN SAID CONFESSION

IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL.

MIKE DELFINO AND I
MADE OUT TODAY,

AND IT WAS GREAT!

BUT SOME CONFESSIONS
ARE JUST BRAGGING IN DISGUISE.

***

THERE WAS NOTHING
BREE HODGE HATED MORE

THAN AN UNEXPECTED...

KNOCK AT THE DOOR.

SHE WAS ALWAYS CERTAIN
IT WOULD LEAD

TO A DISAGREEABLE SURPRISE,

WHETHER IT BE IN THE FORM
OF A COSMETICS SALESWOMAN,

RELIGIOUS ZEALOTS

OR EXTENDED FAMILY.

BUT ON THIS DAY,
THE SURPRISE AWAITING BREE

WAS FAR MORE DISAGREEABLE THAN
SHE EVER COULD HAVE IMAGINED.

HELLO, BREE.

CAROLYN.

THIS ISN'T A VERY GOOD TIME.
I'M BAKING.

BREE?
UH, HI. WE HAVEN'T MET.

I'M HARVEY BIGSBY,

AND I BROUGHT MY WIFE HERE
TO APOLOGIZE.

IT'S A SOUFFLé,
AND TIMING IS EVERYTHING.

OH, PLEASE, PLEASE, UM...

SHE'S BEEN UNDER
A GREAT DEAL OF STRESS

SINCE ALMA'S DISAPPEARANCE,

AND--AND SHE REALLY
HASN'T BEEN HERSELF.

MUCH OF THAT WAS DUE
TO THE MEXICAN PAINKILLERS

THAT SHE WAS PURCHASING ONLINE,
BUT I PUT A STOP TO THAT.

(sighs)

WELL, ORSON TELLS ME THAT
THE TWO OF YOU WERE VERY CLOSE,

AND OUT OF RESPECT
FOR THAT FRIENDSHIP,

I'M ALL EARS.

AFTER THINKING IT OVER,

I REALIZED THAT
MAYBE IWASOUT OF LINE--

AHEM.
I WAS DEFINITELY
OUT OF LINE

WITH THE TERRIBLE ACCUSATIONS
THAT I MADE.

I'M DEEPLY SORRY
FOR THE PAIN THAT I CAUSED.

I HOPE THAT YOU CAN FIND IT
IN YOUR HEART TO FORGIVE ME.

WELL, I CAN APPRECIATE

HOW DIFFICULT
THAT MUST HAVE BEEN FOR YOU.

APOLOGY ACCEPTED.

(sighs) I'M SO RELIEVED.

AS AM I.

WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW RUSTY
MY GOLF GAME'S GOTTEN

WITHOUT THIS ONE
KEEPING ME ON MY TOES.
WELL, PERHAPS WE CAN

ALL GET TOGETHER FOR DINNER
AT THE CLUB SOMETIME.

THAT SOUNDS LOVELY.
GREAT.

DARLING, YOU ARE AMAZING,
YOU KNOW THAT?

TO RISE ABOVE
ALL THAT UNPLEASANTNESS

WITH SUCH DIGNITY.

WELL, THANK YOU, DARLING.

BUT IF YOU THINK FOR ONE SECOND
THAT I'M GONNA BREAK BREAD

WITH THAT MALICIOUS,
PILL-POPPING SHREW,

YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND.

(mouthing words)

HEY, SUSAN! WHATCHA DOING?

I JUST DROPPED MY TROWEL.
THANKS.

ALL RIGHTY THEN,
YOU HAVE A NICE DAY.

(sighs)

BYE-BYE. (laughs)

SUSAN?

IAN! WHAT A SURPRISE.

WERE YOU, UM,
WERE YOU HIDING FROM ME?

UH, A LITTLE.

I... JUST, THE LAST TIME
WE SAW EACH OTHER,

IT WAS SO AWKWARD
AND COMPLICATED.

WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE.

AND BESIDES,
THIS IS STRICTLY BUSINESS.

I'M THROWING A PARTY
FOR AN EDITOR FRIEND

IN FROM LONDON, AND I THOUGHT
YOU TWO SHOULD MEET.

YOU COULD BRING A DATE
IF YOU WANT.

SPEAKING OF WHICH, UH,
HOW ARE THINGS WITH MIKE?

OH, UH,
THEY'RE MOVING ALONG.

IT'S A PROCESS.

AND THE, UH, BLONDE WOMAN WHO'S
BEEN VISITING HIM EVERY DAY--

IS SHE PART OF THE PROCESS?

UH, EDIE? OH, SHE'S...
JUST A NEIGHBOR.

SHE VISITS MIKE AFTER
HER HEPATITIS C TREATMENTS.

OH. WELL, I-I DO HOPE
YOU CAN COME TO THE PARTY...

SO YOU CAN MEET
MY EDITOR FRIEND.

I JUST--I JUST DON'T THINK
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

RIGHT.

WELL, AT LEAST I, UH,
I GOT TO SEE YOU.

YOU HAVE...

THIS IS LUDICROUS--
THE BIEDERMEIER ARMOIRE.

IT'S MY UNDERSTANDING

THAT YOUR CLIENT
DOESN'T EVEN LIKE ANTIQUES.

TOTALLY IMMATERIAL.
IT'S A VALUABLE ASSET.

FINE. LET'S DISCUSS
THE KOSTA BODA VASE.

NOPE,
IT'S A PREMARITAL ACQUISITION.

WE CAN VERIFY THAT
WITH RECEIPTS.
(slurping)

AHH.

IT WAS A GIFT TO MR. SOLIS.

MAYBE YOU WERE SICK THAT DAY
AT LAW SCHOOL, MYRON,

BUT IT'S CALLED
COMMUNITYPROPERTY.
DON'T PATRONIZE ME, KENNY.

WE'RE PREPARED TO GO
TO THE MAT ON THIS ONE.
OH, ENOUGH.

JUST GIVE HER WHAT SHE WANTS.
LOOK, I'M SICK OF FIGHTING.

IT'S JUST STUFF.
UH, I'D LIKE A MOMENT ALONE
WITH MY CLIENT.

THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON
FOR MONTHS. I'M DONE.

DRAW UP THE PAPERS.
I'LL SIGN WHATEVER.

YOU'RE GIVING ME EVERYTHING
I WANT? JUST LIKE THAT?

JUSTLIKE THAT.

(Myron)
WE EXPECT TO SEE THE PAPERWORK

BY THE END OF BUSINESS.

HOW SWEET IS THAT?!
(chuckles)

WE NAILED THEIR ASSES.

MRS. SOLIS,
THEY COMPLETELY FOLDED.

THAT'S THE THING--
CARLOS DOESN'T FOLD.

THAT SON OF A BITCH
IS UP TO SOMETHING.

BEFORE YOU COME IN,
COVER YOUR EYES.

TOM, I--
DO IT!

OKAY, NOW...
WHEN I SAY "OPEN,"

DON'T LOOK WITH YOUR EYES.
LOOK WITH YOUR IMAGINATION.

OKAY.

OKAY. OPEN.

OH, DEAR GOD.

DAMN IT, YOU LOOKED
WITH YOUR EYES!

IT'S A DUMP!
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?

OH, I'LL GRANT YOU
IT'S A FIXER-UPPER.

IT'S A BURNER-DOWNER.

(sighs) COME ON, HONEY,
GO WITH ME.

WE CAN PUT IN BOOTHS
WITH CHECKERED TABLECLOTHS,

A JUKEBOX,
A BIG-SCREEN TO WATCH SPORTS ON.

HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE
THE POTENTIAL IN THIS PLACE?

WELL, I JUST DON'T.

TOM, YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL
ABOUT THIS PIZZA THING.

WELL, HOPEFULLY,
IT'LL GROW ON YOU.

DON'T... TELL ME
YOU DIDN'T SIGN A LEASE.

THERE'S GONNA BE
A DARTBOARD!

TOM!NO.

THERE WERE MULTIPLE OFFERS.
I HAD TO MOVE FAST.

YOU LEASED A BUILDING
WITHOUT TELLING ME?

WELL, MAYBE I DIDN'T TELL YOU
BECAUSE I KNEW

YOU'D TRY AND TALK ME OUT OF
THE BEST OPPORTUNITY IN MY LIFE.

(squeaking)

OKAY. OKAY, HERE'S WHAT
WE'RE GOING TO DO.

YOU SAID THERE WERE MULTIPLE
OFFERS, SO WE CAN SUBLEASE.

NOW LET'S
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

YOU SAID
YOU'D SUPPORT MY DREAM.

MY MISTAKE.

I ASSUMED YOU'D HAVE A DREAM
WORTH SUPPORTING.

I'M GONNA
STAY HERE TONIGHT.

FINE.

(thud)

(laughter)

(Bree) TWO LEMONADES
FOR THE VICTORS.

YOU KEEP PLAYING
LIKE THIS, BREE,

AND WE ARE A CINCH
FOR THE FINALS.
HELLO, TISH.

HELLO, REBECCA.

DID YOU SEE THAT?

SHE JUST
DELIBERATELY SNUBBED ME.

MAYBE SHE
DIDN'T NOTICE YOU.

REBECCA,
I JUST SPOKE TO HER.

AND CALL ME PARANOID,
BUT AMY GRISWOLD

DID THE SAME THING TO ME
ON THE GOLF COURSE LAST WEEK.

WHAT IS GOING ON?

YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW?

NO! I HAVE NO IDEA. WHAT?

TISH IS VERY GOOD FRIENDS
WITH CAROLYN BIGSBY.

CAROLYN KNOWS TISH?

SHE KNOWSEVERYONE.

ANYWAY, TISH WON'T TALK TO YOU
BECAUSE YOU MARRIED ORSON,

EVEN AFTER CAROLYN TOLD YOU
THAT HE KILLED HIS WIFE.

THAT IS RIDICULOUS.
ORSON DID NOT KILL ALMA.

AND BESIDES,

CAROLYN JUST APOLOGIZED TO ME
FOR THAT YESTERDAY.

WELL, MAYBE THAT HASN'T
GOTTEN BACK TO TISH.

OH, YOU DON'T BELIEVE
ANY OF THAT NONSENSE, DO YOU?

DO YOU?

BREE, YOU'RE THE BEST
DOUBLES PARTNER I'VE EVER HAD.

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS
AFTER THE TOURNAMENT?

HELLO. I'D LIKE TO MAKE
A RESERVATION FOR THIS EVENING

UNDER THE NAMES
HODGE AND BIGSBY,

AND, UM,
WE'LL BE NEEDING A TABLE

IN THE CENTER OF THE ROOM.

HOW LONG
WILL DADDY BE GONE?

WELL, THAT SORT OF
DEPENDS ON DADDY.

ARE YOU TWO
MAD AT EACH OTHER?

YEAH. A LITTLE.
BUT THAT'S OKAY. THAT'S OKAY.

WE STILL LOVE EACH OTHER
VERY MUCH.

BUT JUST LIKE KIDS,

SOMETIMES GROWN-UPS THROW
TANTRUMS AND NEED A TIME-OUT.

WHY CAN'T HE TAKE
A TIME-OUT IN HIS ROOM?

'CAUSE HE DECIDED
TO TAKE IT IN HIS PIZZA PLACE.

NO FAIR. THAT SOUNDS FUN.

NOT THIS PIZZA PLACE.
IT'S A RAT HOLE.

BUT ONCE YOUR DAD
COMES TO HIS SENSES

AND STOPS BEING PETULANT,

HE'LL COME HOME.

WHAT'S "PETULANT"?

IT MEANS
CHILDISH, STUBBORN,

CARELESS WITH MY MONEY
AND YOUR FUTURES.

HUH?

IT'S A GROWN-UP WORD,

AND WHEN DADDY COMES HOME,
YOU'LL LEARN A NEW ONE--

GROVEL.

THEY GOT
IN A REALLY BIG FIGHT.

DADDY'S SLEEPING
AT THE RESTAURANT.

NO, NO, IT'S GOOD
THAT YOU TOLD ME, SWEET PEA.

YOU KEEP
THOSE LITTLE EARS OPEN, OKAY?

Okay. Bye, Mom.

BYE.

OH, HEY, THAT'S FOR ME.
I'LL TAKE THAT.

OKAY.

WELL, I'M BEAT.
I'M GONNA TAKE A NAP.

UH, HOLD IT.

YOU'RE A SWEATY MESS.

SO? I WAS WORKING OUT.

SO YOU'RE NOT LAYING
ON ANYTHING IN THIS HOUSE

UNTIL YOU TAKE A SHOWER.

FAIR ENOUGH.
IT'S ALL YOURS NOW, RIGHT?

I DON'T KNOW, MYRON.

IT'S A BUNCH
OF LEGAL MUMBO JUMBO.

JUST READ IT
AND CALL ME BACK.

CRAP!

(beep)

(grunts)

(sighs)

WHAT?

UH... WHY DID YOU
PUT THOSE SHORTS BACK ON?

WHY DO YOU CARE?

UH, IT'S JUST THAT
THEY'RE FILTHY,

AND I WAS GONNA
WASH 'EM FOR YOU.

YOU WANNA WASH MY SHORTS?

I DON'TWANTTO, BUT IF YOU
WEAR THEM ONE MORE TIME,

THEY'RE GONNA
ASK ME THEMSELVES.

(chuckles)

WAIT A MINUTE.

I FORGOT SOMETHING
IN THE POCKET.

NO BLEACH.

GOT IT.

(Gabrielle)
SO IT'S A JOB CONTRACT?

(Myron) Yeah,
Welch and Simon are offering him

$2 million over 3 years,
plus stock options.

WELL, THAT'S FANTASTIC!
I GET HALF, RIGHT?

Well, no.

IF YOU'RE LEGALLY DIVORCED
WHEN HE SIGNS THE CONTRACT,

THEN YOU DON'T SEE A DIME.

THAT CONNIVING,
UNDERHANDED SNAKE!

THANK GOD
I BROKE INTO HIS DESK.

AT LEAST NOW WE KNOW WHY

HE WAS SO QUICK TO FOLD
ON YOUR SETTLEMENT.

ALL RIGHT,
WELL, LET'S JUST SAY

SOMETHING HAPPENED
TO POSTPONE THE DIVORCE.

I WOULD STILL GET MY SHARE
OF THAT $2 MILLION, RIGHT?
Well, in theory, but...

HOW WOULD YOU MANAGE THAT?

I KNOW HOW CARLOS THINKS--

MORE IMPORTANTLY,
WHAT HE THINKS WITH.

(elevator bell dings)

WAS THAT SUSAN MAYER?

YEAH. WHY?

MR. DELFINO ASKED
NOT TO BE DISTURBED.

MIKE? IT'S ME.

ARE YOU DECENT?

(panting)

(gasps)

HEY, SUSAN.

HEY, YOU.

WHATCHA DOING?
I SUCKERED McCLUSKEY

INTO TAKING THE KIDS FOR A WHILE
SO I COULD KICK BACK

AND CATCH UP
WITH MY OLD FRIEND... MARGARITA.

(chuckles)

YOU CARE TO JOIN US?
BELIEVE ME,
I WOULD LOVE TO,

BUT, UM, I GOTTA--I GOTTA
GET DINNER STARTED FOR JULIE.

OKAY.

OH, YOU KNOW, WHAT THE HELL?
SHE'S 16.

IF SHE HASN'T FIGURED OUT
HOW TO FEED HERSELF BY NOW,

I'VE FAILED.

AHH. THAT'S NICE.

SO WHERE WERE WE?

YOU WERE
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT

HOW TO KILL EDIE
WITHOUT DOING TIME.

OH, RIGHT. OH, I WISH
PAUL YOUNG WAS STILL AROUND.

HE'D KNOW WHAT TO DO.

FINE, GABY! DON'T SAY HI!

(pants)

HEY!
COCKTAILS? NOBODY CALLED ME?

IT WAS
SPUR-OF-THE-MOMENT.

WE'RE NUMBING THE PAIN
OF OUR MISERABLE LIVES.

OH. WELL, I WAS TRYING
TO DO THAT WITH EXERCISE,

BUT WHY RISK A HEART ATTACK?

MAKE MINE A DOUBLE!

(Mike)
I DON'T RECOGNIZE HER.

WHO IS SHE?

THAT'S WHAT
WE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT.

YOUR PHONE NUMBER
WAS WRITTEN ON HER HAND.

I'M SORRY.
I CAN'T HELP YOU.

HE'S HAD
A BIT OF MEMORY LOSS.

AFTER 2004,
THINGS ARE... FUZZY.

NO MEMORY, HUH?

THAT'S CONVENIENT.

WELL, THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME,
MR. DELFINO.

YOU KILLED A COP ONCE,
DIDN'T YOU?

THAT WAS SELF-DEFENSE.

HOPE IT WASN'T JUST
BEGINNER'S LUCK.

YOU WANNA CHARGE ME
WITH SOMETHING, GO AHEAD.

OTHERWISE,
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM.

WERE YOU ALWAYS THIS ANGRY,
MR. DELFINO,

OR CAN'T YOU REMEMBER?

SO DO YOU SELL BY THE SLICE,
OR DO I GOTTA BUY A WHOLE PIE?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I KNEW HOW HARD
YOU WERE WORKING,

SO I FIGURED

I'D BRING YOU
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO EAT...

AND DRINK.

YOU KNOW,
I CAN'T PRONOUNCE THIS WINE,

WHICH MEANS
IT'S EITHERREALLYEXPENSIVE

OR I HAVE HAD TOO MUCH.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT LYNETTE
DOESN'T JUST LOVE THIS PLACE.

AND IF YOU ASK ME,

SHE'S JUST
A NEGATIVE NELLIE.

SHE'S JUST BEING REALISTIC.

I MEAN, THE RESTAURANT BUSINESS
IS BRUTAL. IT'S--
TOM.

LISTEN TO ME, OKAY, 'CAUSE
I'M A VERY INTUITIVE PERSON,

AND YOU HAVE A REAL AURA
OF SUCCESS ABOUT YOU.

COME ON.

I'M SERIOUS.

I BELIEVE IN YOU,
TOM SCAVO.

THANK YOU.

OKAY, MNH-MNH. WAIT, WAIT, WHAT,
WHAT--WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

WE KISSED.
NO, YOU KISSED ME.

NO, NO, NO,
YOU WANTED ME TO.

NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, I DIDN'T.

REALLY?

'CAUSE THIS IS YOU.
"MY WIFE DOESN'T GET ME.

"HEY, LET'S HAVE
SOME MORE WINE...

ALONE,
IN A DESERTED BUILDING."
I WAS JUST LOOKING TO VENT.

I WASN'T LOOKING
FOR ANYTHING MORE.

OKAY, BUT WHEN
OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS--

NORA, PLEASE!

(wine spills)

I LOVE MY WIFE!

REALLY?

YOU MEAN, THE ONE WHO THINKS
THAT YOU'RE A LOSER?

NO, THE ONE THAT LOVES ME ENOUGH
TO KEEP ME FROM SCREWING UP,

AND I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME
I GOT BACK HOME TO HER.

YOU LED ME ON.
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT.

(sighs)

(Gabrielle) I'M JUST GONNA
SAY IT. TEQUILA MAKES ME HAPPY.

YEAH, WE'RE DRINKING
ON THE PORCH.

YOU GOT A PROBLEM
WITH THAT?

OH, I KNOW THEM.
THEY LIVE ON CYPRESS.

THEY JUST CELEBRATED
THEIR 53rd WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.

SHOW-OFFS.

DON'T WORRY.
IT WON'T LAST.

YOU'RE JUST
FOOLING YOURSELVES!

HEY, I KNOW THEM.

OH, 53 YEARS.

WHAT DO YOU THINK
THEIR SECRET IS?

I'LL TAKE A WILD GUESS.

THE MAN NEVER OPENED
A PIZZA PLACE.

OH, I JUST
THOUGHT OF SOMETHING.

I'M NEVER GONNA CELEBRATE
A 53rd WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.

I'D HAVE TO LIVE INTO MY 90s.

OH, MY GOD. I'M GONNA DIE.

BITE ON THIS.

AH. (whines)

CAN I TELL YOU GUYS
SOMETHING--

SOMETHING I CAN
ONLY TELL YOU GUYS?

OH, GOD, HERE SHE GOES AGAIN.
WHAT GRADE IS HE IN?

NOT WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY.
WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY

IS WITH ALL
HIS CONNIVING AND TRICKERY,

I STILL LOVE CARLOS.

YEAH, HE'S HOT.

ANYWAY, WHAT IF I NEVER
FIND THAT PASSION

WITH ANYBODY ELSE?

WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
TRY TO PATCH THINGS UP WITH HIM.

NAH, I ALREADY PAID A LAWYER.
I'M TAKING HIMDOWN.

I BROUGHT THIS ON MYSELF.

I TELL TOM, "I WANT YOU
TO BE YOUR OWN MAN."

BUT THE TRUTH IS, I DON'T.

I WANT HIM TO HAVE WHAT HE WANTS
IFIT'S WHAT I WANT.

I'M A BITCH
WITH A CAPITAL "C."

NO! NO, YOU'RE NOT!

YOU'RE A GREAT WIFE
AND A GREAT MOTHER.

ALTHOUGH...
DON'T YOU HAVE CHILDREN?

I HAD PASSION WITH MIKE...

AND DRAMA.

LOTS OF DRAMA.

LOVE ISN'T
SUPPOSED TO BE THAT HARD.

OH! OH, SWEETIE!

BUT, YOU KNOW, WITH IAN,

EVERYTHING WAS ALWAYS EASY.

YOU KNOW,
THAT'S THE KIND OF GUY

I COULD SEE MYSELF
LIVING INTO MY 90s WITH.

SO GO TO IAN! TELL HIM
YOU MADE THE WRONG CHOICE,

AND HE'S THE ONE
YOU WANNA BE WITH.

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT
TO LOSE?
(vehicle approaches)

(man) EXCUSE ME, LADIES?

LOOK, SUSAN,
GOD CALLED YOU A CAB.

I'M LOOKING FOR, UH, 4347.

IDA GREENBERG?

I'M IDA GREENBERG!

MM-HMM. YEAH, YOU ARE!

(Gabrielle) SEE YOU LATER!
(Lynette) GO, IDA!

GO, IDA!

(Lynette and Gabrielle)
WHOO-HOO!

(piano playing romantic piece)

SUSAN. YOU CAME.

OF COURSE I CAME.

OH!

OH, I JUST LOVE YOUR HOUSE.
IT ALWAYS SMELLS LIKE YOU.

OH, MY GOSH!

WHAT--IS THE THING--
IS THAT TONIGHT?

WELL, YES.
ISN'T THAT WHY YOU'RE HERE?

NO! NO, NO!

ACTUALLY, I JUST--I JUST
HAD SOMETHING TO TELL YOU.

WELL, OF COURSE.

AH, DOUG, SEE IF YOU
CAN FIND JUDITH FOR ME.

THANK YOU.

WELL, AS LONG AS YOU'RE HERE,
I WANT YOU TO MEET THAT EDITOR

I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT.

OH, I DON'T THINK
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA,

'CAUSE I-I DIDN'T REALLY
BRING MY "A" GAME. (laughs)

IS IT HOT?
ARE YOU SLOSHED?

(laughs)
SUSAN!

OH, IS THISTHESUSAN YOU'VE
BEEN TELLING US ALL ABOUT?

YES, THIS IS SHE.

COULD YOU, UM,
GIVE US A MOMENT?
OH, OF COURSE.

UM... WHAT'S GOING ON?

NOTHING. I JUST HAD A FEW DRINKS
WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS,

AND THANK GOD,
BECAUSE IT GAVE ME THE COURAGE

TO COME OVER HERE AND TELL YOU
WHAT'S REALLY IN MY HEART.

(slurps)

UM, GO ON.

BUT FIRST, I THINK
I SHOULD USE THE POWDER ROOM.

UH, OH--OH, OF COURSE.
IT'S, UM, IT'S OVER THERE.

SHE SEEMS NICE, IAN.

OH, YES, SHE'S, UM,
SHE'S ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTFUL.

(Susan vomiting)

OH, I'M SO SORRY
THAT YOU HAD TO SEE THAT.

I SEE YOU'VE MET JUDITH.

OH!

(Harvey) SO WITH
A HUNDRED BUCKS RIDING ON IT,

THE PRESSURE'S ON ME NOW.

I REACH INTO MY BAG,
I GRAB MY 4-IRON

AND BADA BING...
HOLE IN ONE.

AND THERE'S BEEN
NO LIVING WITH HIM EVER SINCE.
(laughter)

DID I NOT TELL YOU HOW HILARIOUS
THESE TWO ARE TOGETHER?

OH, THEY ARE
A REGULAR BARREL OF--TISH!

WHY, HELLO, BREE.

CAROLYN.

OH! DO YOU TWO
KNOW EACH OTHER?

WELL, THAT SAVES ME
AN INTRODUCTION.

UH, TISH, YOU KNOW,
I WAS WONDERING

IF YOU NEED ANY HELP
WITH THE CHRISTMAS GALA.

LAST YEAR, I WAS ON
THE DECORATIONS COMMITTEE--

OH, MY GOD, I FORGOT
TO CALL YOU. WHAT AN IDIOT!

WE'LL TALK
FIRST THING TOMORROW.

THAT WOULD BE LOVELY.
THANKS.

NICE TO SEE YOU.
NICE TO BE SEEN.

WELL, I NEED TO POWDER MY NOSE.
CARE TO JOIN ME?

OH, I'D LOVE TO.

I'M SO HAPPY WE DID THIS.

YES, ME, TOO.
IT'S BEEN A DELIGHTFUL EVENING.

SO, SO FUN.

COULD YOU GET US
SOME EXTRA TISSUES?

THANK YOU.

YOU KNOW, I REALIZED SOMETHING
JUST THE OTHER DAY.

YOU'VE NEVER SEEN
A PICTURE OF ALMA, HAVE YOU?

NO. WHY?

GRANTED,
IT'S NOT HER BEST LOOK.

WHAT IS ALL THIS?

THAT'S THE POLICE REPORT THAT
ALMA FILED AFTER ORSON HIT HER.

IT'S ALL IN THERE--

THE BRUISES, CONTUSIONS,
BROKEN WRIST.

THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE.

PHOTOS DON'T LIE, BREE.

IS THIS WHY
YOU APOLOGIZED?

YES. I WANTED YOU
TO SPEND TIME WITH ME

SO YOU CAN SEE I'M NOT SOME
CRAZY NUT OUT TO GET YOU.

I'M SORRY, BUT IF SOMETHING
LIKE THAT HAPPENED AGAIN,

I COULD
NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF.

THANK YOU.

I HAD A FEELING
YOU MIGHT NEED THESE.

BRING ME ANOTHER ONE.

HEY, BUDDY...

(groans)

YOU WANNA SLOW DOWN
A LITTLE BIT, HUH?

(groans)
HARVEY?

LOOK, I'M GOING
THROUGH SOMETHING,

AND I DON'T HAVE ANYONE ELSE
TO TALK TO ABOUT IT.

I HAD AN AFFAIR.

UH, DOES CAROLYN KNOW?

NO, SHE HAS NO IDEA.

I MET THIS GIRL
ON A FLIGHT FROM PARIS,

AND--AND WE JUST...
MMM, CONNECTED.

NO, I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY,
BUT IT WAS...

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT.

WELL,
ARE YOU STILL SEEING HER?

NO, THAT'S THE THING.

A FEW MONTHS AGO,
SHE STOPPED RETURNING MY CALLS,

AND THEN I WENT BY HER PLACE

AND I'VE LOOKED FOR HER
EVERYWHERE,

AND SHE'S JUST DISAPPEARED.

NO, I--I'LL TELL YA, NOW I KNOW
WHAT YOU WENT THROUGH WITH ALMA.

IT'S BRUTAL.

IT GETS BETTER. TRUST ME.

I-I JUST CAN'T GET PAST IT.
I-I'M...

I CAN'T GET MONIQUE
OUT OF MY MIND.
MONIQUE?

THAT'S HER NAME.

MONIQUE... POLIER.

ISN'T SHE BEAUTIFUL?

SHE'S... VERY PRETTY.

THEY'RE BACK.

WOW.

YOU TWO GIRLS WERE GONE
A LONG TIME. EVERYTHING OKAY?

MM-HMM, ABSOLUTELY.

SO...

WHO WANTS DESSERT?

HEY.

HEY.

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?

OH...

JUST A QUIET NIGHT
WITH THE GIRLS.

(bottles clink)

LISTEN,
SOMETHING HAPPENED TONIGHT,

AND IT GOT ME THINKING,
AND...

YOU MEAN MORE TO ME THAN
ANY RESTAURANT EVER COULD.

OH, STOP RIGHT THERE.

I AM THE ONE
WHO SHOULD APOLOGIZE.

I HAVE BEEN ABADWIFE.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

YOU WERE JUST TRYING TO KEEP ME
FROM DOING SOMETHING RECKLESS.

YEAH, WELL, ANY WIFE CAN SUPPORT
A HUSBAND WHO NEVER TAKES RISKS,

AND I DON'T WANT
THAT KIND OF HUSBAND,

AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF
I'M GONNA BE THAT KIND OF WIFE.

SO YOU OPEN
YOUR PIZZA PLACE,

AND WE WILL FIND A WAY
TO MAKE IT WORK.

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH
IT MEANS TO ME TO HEAR THAT.

GOD, I LOVE YOU. OOH!
MMM.

SO WHAT HAPPENED TONIGHT?

OKAY, BUT DON'T REACT UNTIL
I'VE TOLD YOU THE WHOLE STORY.

AND REMEMBER,
IT'S ACTUALLY A GOOD THING,

BECAUSE IT BROUGHT US
BACK TOGETHER.

DING-DONG.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TOM TOLD YOU,
BUT HE CAME ON TOME.

I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T QUITE CATCH THAT.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME ON OVER
HERE AND SAY THAT TO ME AGAIN?

STAY AWAY FROM ME.
I HAVE BEEN TRYING
TO STAY AWAY FROM YOU--

MOM?

EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT,

SO YOU CAN JUST GO BACK
INTO YOUR ROOM AND PLAY.

(Nora) KAYLA!

DON'T MOVE.

OKAY. NEVER MIND.

(sighs)
I'M LEAVING.

FIRST, I'M JUST GONNA
GIVE YOUR MOM A HUG.

YOUR ASSOCIATION
WITH MY FAMILY IS OVER.

WHEN KAYLA COMES TO VISIT,

YOU WILL DROP HER
AT THE END OF THE BLOCK.

YOU WILL NEVER AGAIN
SEE MY HUSBAND,

AND IF YOU TRY TO,
I WILL DO TO YOUR SPINE

WHAT I JUST DID
TO YOUR FRONT DOOR.

NOD IF YOU UNDERSTAND.

(pats back)

AND YOU, I'M GONNA
SEE YOU ON SATURDAY, RIGHT?

DON'T FORGET YOUR SWIMSUIT.

GOOD MORNING!

YOU'RE LOOKING
BRIGHT-EYED AND...

BUSHY.

OH. (chuckles)

DID YOU STAY HERE
ALL NIGHT?

WELL, I SLEPT ON THE SOFA.

WHEN I BROUGHT YOU HOME,
YOU WERE STILL--

AS YOU AMERICANS SAY--
TOSSING YOUR TACOS.

(groans) PLEASE,

KEEP THE FOOD REFERENCES
TO A MINIMUM.

BLESS YOU.

MMM.

SO WHAT ELSE HAPPENED?

YOU DON'T REMEMBER?

WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT--I'LL
REPEAT WHAT YOU SAID LAST NIGHT,

AND YOU SAY WHETHER IT WAS
YOU OR THE BOOZE TALKING.

ARE YOU READY?
MM.

YOU SAID YOU MISSED ME.
SUSAN OR BOOZE?

SUSAN.

YOU SAID IT WAS A MISTAKE
BREAKING UP WITH ME

AND THAT YOU WANTED
TO START AGAIN.

SUSAN OR BOOZE?

SUSAN.

THEN YOU SAID THAT YOU WANTED
TO DRESS ME UP LIKE A SCHOOLBOY

AND SPANK
MY NAUGHTY BOTTOM.

SUSAN OR BOOZE?

OH, I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

(laughs) YEAH, ALL RIGHT THEN,
BUT IF YOU HAD, UM...

SUSAN OR BOOZE?

A LITTLE OF BOTH,
SO... "BOOZAN."

(both laugh)

(telephone rings)

DETECTIVE RIDLEY.

(man)
Your Jane Doe in the morgue

is named Monique Polier.

WHO'S THIS?

Just before she died,

she was having an affair with
a man named Harvey Bigsby.

You got that?
YEAH.
UH, CAN I GET YOUR NAME?

I'LL NEED TO BRING YOU IN
FOR A STATEMENT.

(Gabrielle) CARLOS,
COULD YOU COME HELP ME?

I'M WATCHING THE GAME.

IT'LL JUST TAKE A SECOND.
PLEASE?

(announcer) ...TO THE 34th
YARD LINE FOR A GAIN OF 6...

(sighs and groans)

WHAT, GABY?

WHOA.

YOU LOOK... NICE.

OH, THANKS. (chuckles)

I'M GONNA GO MEET
SOME NEW FRIENDS FOR DINNER.

BUT MY ZIPPER'S STUCK.
CAN YOU HELP ME?

(chuckles)

(grunts)
MAN, THIS IS REALLY STUCK.

IT'S LIKE SOMEBODY PUT
SUPERGLUE ON IT OR SOMETHING.

HUH. WEIRD.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I DON'T WANNA BE LATE,

SO I SHOULD, UM,
PROBABLY CHANGE.

WOW.

OH, CARLOS, THIS OLD THING?
YOU'VE SEEN IT ALL BEFORE.

I'M JUST GONNA WEAR
THE LITTLE BLUE NUMBER.

WILL YOU HAND ME
THOSE STOCKINGS?

OH,
I'VE GOT A RAGGEDY NAIL.

(sighs)

YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO HELP ME PUT THOSE ON.

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

WELL, I'D DO IT MYSELF,
BUT I DON'T WANNA GET A SNAG.

IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME.

REALLY?
IT SEEMS LIKE YESTERDAY TO ME.

YOU WANT ME
TO HELP YOU HOOK THAT?

SURE. WHY NOT?
FOR OLD TIME'S SAKE.

WHAT ABOUT
YOUR NEW FRIENDS?

I'VE DECIDED I'D RATHER
CATCH UP WITH AN OLD ONE.

(brakes squeal)

MR. BIGSBY,
DETECTIVE RIDLEY, HOMICIDE.

I UNDERSTAND YOU KNOW HER.

UH, ALL RIGHT, YES,
WE WERE SLEEPING TOGETHER.

CAN WE DO THIS
SOMEWHERE ELSE?

SURE.

(Carlos sighs)

CARLOS, DO YOU THINK
WE'RE MAKING A MISTAKE?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

THE WHOLE DIVORCE THING.

MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T
GO THROUGH WITH IT.

IT'S NOT LIKE
WE'RE GONNA FIND

THIS KIND OF PASSION
WITH ANYONE ELSE.

ARE YOU SAYING
YOU WANNA STAY TOGETHER?

YEAH.

YEAH, I GUESS I AM.

WHY DON'T WE JUST

PUT ALL OF THIS BEHIND US
AND STAY TOGETHER?

WHAT DO YOU SAY?
OH, BABY... (sighs)

IF YOU KNEW HOW LONG I WAITED
TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT...

(laughing)

WELL, WHAT?
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

OH, MAN.

I THOUGHT I'D BE ABLE
TO GET THROUGH THIS

WITHOUT CRACKING UP,
BUT YOU ARE JUST TOO FUNNY.

(sighs)

THERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING
THAT I NEED TO OWN UP TO.

I KNOW THAT THE ONLY REASON
YOU SLEPT WITH ME

WAS BECAUSE
I GOT A NEW JOB.

YOU GOT A NEW JOB?
HONEY, THAT'S WONDERFUL!

GABY, PLEASE.

YOU WERE A MODEL,
NOT A MODEL/ACTRESS.

THERE IS NO JOB.

THE CONTRACTS IN MY DESK
WERE FAKE.

I MAILED THEM TO MYSELF.

WHAT?!
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

WELL, LET'S SEE...

(gasps)

YOU DID THIS
JUST TO GET ME IN BED?!
(laughs)

NO, I DID IT BECAUSE

I KNEW YOU'D SMELL MONEY
AND COME CRAWLING BACK.

THEN I COULD TURN YOU DOWN
AND WALK OUT ON MY OWN TERMS.

YOURTERMS?!

YOU DON'T GET TO SCREW AROUND
ON ME, TAKE MY MONEY

AND THEN WALK AWAY
WITHOUT A SCRATCH.

I WANT YOU HURTIN', BABY,

AND JUDGING BY
THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE

WHEN YOU SAW 2 MILLION
IMAGINARY DOLLARS DISAPPEAR,

I SUCCEEDED.

YOU ARE A BASTARD!

BETTER A BASTARD
THAN A WHORE.

(gasps) OH, GOD!

(dog barking in distance)

OH!

HELLO?

UH, THERE'S BEEN AN ACCIDENT.
MY HUSBAND--HE...

(dog continues barking
in distance)

I'M GONNA
HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK.

(front door slams)

CARLOS?

HONEY?

CARLOS?

OH, YEAH.

IT'S ON.

(glass hits floor)

THERE IS A PLACE
IN ST. TIMOTHY'S CHURCH

WHERE SINNERS GO
TO CONFESS THEIR SINS.

AND ONCE THEY'RE DONE,
THEY EXPECT ABSOLUTION.

BUT THE TRUTH IS,

NOT ALL CONFESSIONS
ARE WORTHY OF SUCH FORGIVENESS.

MOST WHO UNVEIL HIDDEN AGENDAS

DESERVE THE CONDEMNATION
THEY RECEIVE.

MOST WHO DISCLOSE
VENGEFUL MOTIVES

MERIT THE PUNISHMENT
THAT FOLLOWS.

ONLY THE TRULY REPENTANT
HAVE ANY RIGHT AT ALL

TO EXPECT A SECOND CHANCE...

COME ON.
WHAT'S MY SURPRISE?

I THOUGHT
YOU'D NEVER GET HERE.

(Mary Alice) WHICH IS WHY
IT'S BEST TO THINK TWICE

BEFORE YOU CONFESS...

MIKE?

WHAT'S WRONG?

THAT...
THAT GIRL WHO DIED...

ESPECIALLY
IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS

YOU'RE CONFESSING TO.

I THINK I KNEW HER.