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imagine you are celebrating your
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birthday with your two besties when a
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guy comes over and buys your two friends
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drinks while completely ignoring you
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well welcome to my life
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but it wasn't always like that for most
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of my life i was the prettiest of my
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friends so whenever a handsome guy came
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over to approach us i automatically
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assumed he was only interested in me not
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my two ugly friends hey are you girls
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going to see the batman movie too my
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friend alma responded yes we do what's
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your name that's when i leaned over to
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her and whispered sorry alma but i don't
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think he wants to talk to you
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let me handle this
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hey
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my name is jessica
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what row are you sitting in
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i ended up switching seats so i could
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sit next to the guy and we ended up
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kissing a bit i guess sometimes i'm just
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a little
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after the movie was over i went back to
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my friends and they were so jealous i
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can't believe he chose you over us
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didn't he see my ass
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almo was correct they both had better
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curves than me but it didn't matter
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because their faces were far below
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average they were ugly i said girls i
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warn you if either of you two ever gets
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married to a handsome guy be careful he
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won't fall in love with me and break up
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with you i'm just too irresistible
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you probably think i was a jerk for
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teasing my friends so much but it was
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all in good spirit because we were
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besties and as a girl it's important to
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practice how to flirt with guys
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especially if you're still in school
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because no matter the subject as long as
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my teacher was male i could walk up to
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him after class and ask him to improve
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my final grade i would come up with some
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excuse and say i didn't get a good sleep
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the night before the exam because my
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parents screamed at each other all night
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can you please upgrade my grade
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then i would start crying i didn't just
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make my teacher feel pity for me but i
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also made them feel powerful and
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important because he was the only one
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who could rescue this pretty little girl
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okay okay i know that you can do better
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so i will bump up your grade and let you
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pass the year oh my god thank you you
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are the best yes i was shameless it's
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probably not normal to hug your 50 year
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old physics teacher but what was the
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downside i always made sure no other
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students were in the room that's why my
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teachers felt comfortable flirting with
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me a bit and none of my classmates could
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joke around that i was having an affair
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with our teachers or something like that
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but here comes the plot twist my two
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best friends at the age of 17 got their
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parents permission to get plastic
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surgery shockingly there is no minimum
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age required for it here in the u.s all
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you need is your parents approval and we
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are talking breast enhancements
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brazilian butt lifts fake chins and
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everything else in between i could
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barely recognize them when they came
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back to school
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suddenly i was the least good looking of
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my friends and i absolutely hated it one
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time a classmate asked us how we were
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and i responded i'm good oh i wasn't
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asking you i was talking to your friends
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huh why was this guy so rude to me well
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alma thought it was funny and no wonder
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i had teased her for years about being
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less pretty than me now the tables had
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turned and she enjoyed her victory alma
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became the most popular girl in our
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school not because she had great
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character but because her parents had
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paid doctors to stuff a bunch of plastic
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into her body i was disgusted or maybe i
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was just envious but isn't it unfair how
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many advantages rich people have when
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alma and i went to the cinema again i
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told the cashier that i would take the
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small salty popcorn he didn't
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acknowledge my request at all instead he
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smiled at alma he was behind me in line
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and asked her what she wanted oh thank
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you for letting me go first in line i
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feel so special now then she flirted
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with the guy for two long minutes
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finally i had enough and screamed at her
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screw you and your fake plastic body i
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stormed out of the cinema and only once
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my anger had faded i came to my senses i
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had bullied alma about her ugly face for
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so long and now i couldn't handle her
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being prettier than me for a few weeks i
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was a complete hypocrite and wrote her
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an apology text to my relief she said
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she wasn't mad at me but it got worse
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while my boyfriend seth alma and i ate
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lunch in the schoolyard alma made a
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really unfunny joke she said what's
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brown and made out of wood she paused
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for a second and said wood it was such a
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bad joke but my boyfriend seth couldn't
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stop laughing and that was no
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coincidence before alma had gotten all
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her plastic surgery my boyfriend had
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always disliked her one time he even
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called her an annoying pig but now that
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she was hot and pretty he loved talking
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to her so much so that i always became
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the third wheel when we were together
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and it hurt being ignored
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finally alma went away and i told seth
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if you love her so much why don't you
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just try to kiss her next time oh god
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are you jealous again just because i
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talked to your best friend seth never
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admitted to doing anything wrong and
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worse he judged me for being jealous but
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of course i get jealous if my own
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boyfriend likes another girl more than
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me
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well it only took another week before he
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broke up with me he said i was too
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clingy and he didn't have time for a
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girlfriend due to the upcoming final
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exams the breakup really hurt and to
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make things worse just one month later
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alma came up to me and asked if it was
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fine if she started dating my
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ex-boyfriend seth
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out of the hundreds of guys in our
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school you chose my ex
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he hit me up on instagram and then we
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watched a movie together at his home
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you did what i got so mad i was about to
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rip out her dumb chin implants from
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under her skin
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if you start dating seth i'm gonna kill
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both of you i promise you that
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yeah i was losing my but it's no
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wonder within two months i'd lost my
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whole identity if i wasn't one of the
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pretty girls anymore then who really was
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i and anyway wasn't it kind of sad that
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guys only wanted to date me because of
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my looks didn't i have any other
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redeeming qualities that could have made
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seth want to stay in a relationship with
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me i thought for a moment but couldn't
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think of any positive character traits i
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possessed maybe it was true maybe i was
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nothing but a mean
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well the next day in class i tried to be
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kinder and asked one of my classmates
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how her day was she immediately started
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talking about her alcoholic dad and how
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he was super abusive she kept talking on
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and on that's when i realized that i
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wasn't one of the nice girls i wasn't
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interested in her or her alcoholic dad
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or really anyone other than myself i
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told her shut up you talked enough
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because otherwise she would have talked
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about her shitty family until sunset i
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now knew who i was a selfish and
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narcissistic little brat i wasn't going
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to become mother teresa or gandhi no i
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had to do something else and guess what
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i googled next cost breast augmentation
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los angeles
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actually the prices were lower than i
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had expected only five thousand dollars
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but unfortunately my parents were too
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poor to afford that but then i had a
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realization upgrading my body wasn't
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really an expense but rather an
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investment if my hot body could get me a
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husband with a high salary one day then
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it would easily pay for the plastic
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surgery bills that's why i walked into a
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bank and asked for a 25 000 loan what's
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your age and what will you spend the
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money on college i'm 16 years old and i
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want to get plastic surgery
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that day i learned that banks don't give
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out loans to desperate teenage girls in
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need of a breast augmentation but i'm
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smart i just faked some documents to
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make it look that i had already
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graduated high school i pretended to be
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a prodigy who had jumped two classes and
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now wanted to go to harvard i guess it's
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shocking how quickly they gave me a loan
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and because harvard is expensive i got
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sixty thousand dollars which covered the
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cost of surgery for my whole body
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however because it took several weeks
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for my body to recover i missed my final
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exams in high school that's why my
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principal wanted me to repeat the whole
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year who did he think he was i am a
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straight 10 now i can get whatever guy i
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want which means i don't need to get a
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degree or find a good job so i just
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dropped out of high school
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most people watching this video probably
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hate me because i'm telling things as
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they are but when you're as hot as me
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you don't care about the opinions of
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some haters on the internet
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what matters is that guys love me and
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even my ex-boyfriend seth hit me up
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again on instagram he said he made a
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huge mistake with breaking up with me
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too bad i'm so out of his league now
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