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I don't... 8 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:21,871 - Whose cock is it? 9 00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:23,339 Whose fucking cock is it? - The point is, 10 00:00:23,423 --> 00:00:24,907 we should all be fine with seeing someone 11 00:00:24,991 --> 00:00:26,242 with a cock in their hand; we're not children. 12 00:00:26,326 --> 00:00:28,044 - But there are children in the world. 13 00:00:28,128 --> 00:00:29,211 - And also, we have one. - [spits] 14 00:00:29,295 --> 00:00:30,646 - Your dad's gonna do a chat 15 00:00:30,730 --> 00:00:31,981 with one of the men from "The Sun." 16 00:00:32,065 --> 00:00:34,917 And Archie is gonna get 30 grand a gift. 17 00:00:35,001 --> 00:00:37,070 I mean, have you got her a gift? 18 00:00:37,170 --> 00:00:38,554 - Yeah, I've got her a gift. 19 00:00:38,638 --> 00:00:39,789 I've got her... - What? 20 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:42,275 - An air purifier that also cools. 21 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:43,426 - You seriously think Disney are gonna want to work 22 00:00:43,510 --> 00:00:44,794 with you with a drug scandal? 23 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:45,861 You're delusional. 24 00:00:45,945 --> 00:00:47,263 - Oh, you're so codependent. 25 00:00:47,347 --> 00:00:48,314 - I'm codependent? 26 00:00:48,415 --> 00:00:49,298 - Oh, I'm codependent? 27 00:00:49,382 --> 00:00:51,033 - You're so codependent. 28 00:00:51,117 --> 00:00:54,036 - Don't talk down to me like some proxy kid, all right? 29 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:55,805 If you want to do that, why don't you 30 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,273 just have a fucking baby? 31 00:00:57,357 --> 00:00:59,826 - Because I am not that selfish. 32 00:00:59,926 --> 00:01:01,326 - And you're perimenopausal. 33 00:01:02,328 --> 00:01:03,979 - Perimenopausal? 34 00:01:04,063 --> 00:01:05,681 I feel like my whole life, I've just... 35 00:01:05,765 --> 00:01:07,717 I've seen everything from other people's points of view. 36 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:09,719 I really, really don't want to be an agent anymore. 37 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:12,388 - What do your other clients have to say about this? 38 00:01:12,472 --> 00:01:13,889 - You're the only person I didn't know how to tell. 39 00:01:13,973 --> 00:01:15,791 - You need to face up to what you've done, OK? 40 00:01:15,875 --> 00:01:17,793 Not just to me but to Frank. 41 00:01:17,877 --> 00:01:20,863 Because those photos will never go away, OK? 42 00:01:20,947 --> 00:01:24,384 His memory of his birthday will never go away. 43 00:01:24,484 --> 00:01:26,035 - You're Mummy's secret weapon. 44 00:01:26,119 --> 00:01:27,153 Do you know that? 45 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:28,704 - You're leaving me? 46 00:01:28,788 --> 00:01:30,106 You're leaving me? Is that what you're saying? 47 00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:32,108 You're fucking leaving me? [glass shatters] 48 00:01:32,192 --> 00:01:34,594 - The truth is, I don't love you, Cob. 49 00:01:34,694 --> 00:01:36,045 But I think that's fair enough, 50 00:01:36,129 --> 00:01:37,346 considering what you're like. 51 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:39,548 - I will never... 52 00:01:39,632 --> 00:01:40,667 fucking forgive you, 53 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:42,318 and I will make your life 54 00:01:42,402 --> 00:01:44,904 a living hell from now on. 55 00:01:45,004 --> 00:01:47,623 - As long as I'm not pregnant or anything. 56 00:01:47,707 --> 00:01:49,625 [urine trickling] 57 00:01:49,709 --> 00:01:53,662 ♪ ♪ 58 00:01:53,746 --> 00:01:56,349 Fuck! 59 00:01:56,449 --> 00:01:59,385 [dramatic music] 60 00:02:05,091 --> 00:02:08,010 [Crystal Waters' "Gypsy Woman (La Da Dee La Da Da)" playing] 61 00:02:08,094 --> 00:02:08,927 ♪ ♪ 62 00:02:17,103 --> 00:02:18,621 [cheers and applause] 63 00:02:18,705 --> 00:02:21,274 - ♪ She wakes up early every morning ♪ 64 00:02:21,374 --> 00:02:23,826 ♪ Just to do her hair, now ♪ 65 00:02:23,910 --> 00:02:26,629 ♪ Because she cares, y'all ♪ 66 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:29,098 ♪ Her day, oh, wouldn't be right ♪ 67 00:02:29,182 --> 00:02:31,667 ♪ Without her makeup ♪ 68 00:02:31,751 --> 00:02:33,302 ♪ She's never out of makeup ♪ 69 00:02:33,386 --> 00:02:34,870 - [screams] 70 00:02:34,954 --> 00:02:37,023 - ♪ She's just like you and me ♪ 71 00:02:37,123 --> 00:02:39,909 ♪ But she's homeless ♪ 72 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:42,745 ♪ She's homeless ♪ 73 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:45,981 ♪ As she stands there singing for money ♪ 74 00:02:46,065 --> 00:02:50,069 [cheers and applause] 75 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:52,955 - 3, 4. 1, 2, 3, 4. 76 00:02:53,039 --> 00:02:54,023 1, 2. 77 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:57,593 [cheers and applause] 78 00:02:57,677 --> 00:02:59,946 - 6, 7, 8. And 1, 2. 79 00:03:00,046 --> 00:03:02,264 [cheers and applause] 80 00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:04,700 ♪ ♪ 81 00:03:04,784 --> 00:03:07,036 - [screams] 82 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:07,953 ♪ ♪ 83 00:03:18,131 --> 00:03:19,949 [cheers and applause] 84 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:23,903 {\an8}♪ ♪ 85 00:03:24,003 --> 00:03:26,355 {\an8}- You have 30 seconds to finish voting, guys. 86 00:03:26,439 --> 00:03:28,508 {\an8}Get on the "DC" app and press to bless. 87 00:03:28,608 --> 00:03:31,026 You decide who stays in the competition. 88 00:03:31,110 --> 00:03:33,713 [cheers and applause] 89 00:03:33,813 --> 00:03:38,667 - Suzie Pickles, that was unbelievable. 90 00:03:38,751 --> 00:03:41,303 All devised by yourself with the limited support 91 00:03:41,387 --> 00:03:42,989 of a choreographer. - Yeah. 92 00:03:43,089 --> 00:03:45,040 - Let's see what the public is saying in real time. 93 00:03:45,124 --> 00:03:47,543 Let's view the Craze Displays. 94 00:03:47,627 --> 00:03:50,579 And they are blessing with pressing right now 95 00:03:50,663 --> 00:03:52,581 on their phones from their homes. 96 00:03:52,665 --> 00:03:56,619 all: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. 97 00:03:56,703 --> 00:03:59,822 And it is low. 98 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:01,991 Oh, darling, it is low. 99 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:05,345 Wow, that is the lowest tonight so far. 100 00:04:05,445 --> 00:04:07,463 Suzie... 101 00:04:07,547 --> 00:04:08,848 how do you feel? 102 00:04:11,050 --> 00:04:13,386 - I mean, wow. 103 00:04:13,486 --> 00:04:14,670 You know, not... 104 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:17,072 I mean, not... I mean, not ideal. 105 00:04:17,156 --> 00:04:20,543 - Mm, and what do you think went wrong? 106 00:04:20,627 --> 00:04:22,344 - Honestly, I don't think anything went wrong. 107 00:04:22,428 --> 00:04:26,032 I guess they just didn't like... it. 108 00:04:26,132 --> 00:04:28,984 - OK. Our lovely celebrity contestants 109 00:04:29,068 --> 00:04:32,905 only have four weeks before the final on Christmas Eve. 110 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:36,392 Whoever gets the lowest score tonight will be going home. 111 00:04:36,476 --> 00:04:39,061 Let's see what our next contestant has in store. 112 00:04:39,145 --> 00:04:40,747 It's Benny H. 113 00:04:40,847 --> 00:04:43,783 [cheers and applause] 114 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:47,754 {\an8}- One minute 30 on VT, everyone! 115 00:04:47,854 --> 00:04:50,472 {\an8}[tense music] 116 00:04:50,556 --> 00:04:53,593 {\an8}- [breathing heavily] 117 00:04:53,693 --> 00:04:55,277 - Soupy off stage. 118 00:04:55,361 --> 00:04:57,346 - Oh, gosh, are you OK, Suzie? 119 00:04:57,430 --> 00:04:59,265 Bit of a shock? - Yeah. I just... 120 00:04:59,365 --> 00:05:00,849 - You know, Veronica's available... 121 00:05:00,933 --> 00:05:02,669 - No, no, no, I don't need psych. 122 00:05:02,769 --> 00:05:04,304 - Poor old Veronica. 123 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:06,989 Everyone on this show is so robust. 124 00:05:07,073 --> 00:05:08,624 - I just... I need to get back to... 125 00:05:08,708 --> 00:05:10,192 - Your agent is here with a PR guy 126 00:05:10,276 --> 00:05:11,927 just round the corner, I think. Is that right? 127 00:05:12,011 --> 00:05:13,946 - Oh, hi. - That was ridiculous. 128 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:15,731 - I didn't know that you were... - Sorry, can we just clear 129 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:17,166 this area, please? - Yeah, they did ask 130 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:18,601 that we stay in or around the greenroom, 131 00:05:18,685 --> 00:05:19,802 but nobody's actually defined the space. 132 00:05:19,886 --> 00:05:20,953 - Soupy heading out. 133 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:22,004 - How are you doing? 134 00:05:22,088 --> 00:05:23,072 - I'm out, right? 135 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,274 That was... crazy low. 136 00:05:25,358 --> 00:05:26,408 I mean, it was... did you see it? 137 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:28,077 Was it terrible? - Maybe I'm mad, 138 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:29,545 but I don't believe that response. 139 00:05:29,629 --> 00:05:30,980 I'm gonna talk to them. - Suzie. 140 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:32,514 - Yeah? - Holland. 141 00:05:32,598 --> 00:05:33,916 Sorry, we've not met in person. - Hi. God. Tall. 142 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,384 - Have you met anybody from the PR team? 143 00:05:35,468 --> 00:05:36,852 - Oh, stop. - Can we keep moving, please? 144 00:05:36,936 --> 00:05:38,520 - I'm embarrassed. I'm so embarrassed. 145 00:05:38,604 --> 00:05:40,106 - Suzie. - Oh, my God. 146 00:05:40,206 --> 00:05:41,423 What are you doing here? 147 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:42,758 Why are you here? Is everything all right? 148 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:44,660 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just here. 149 00:05:44,744 --> 00:05:46,795 - He's a supportive presence. 150 00:05:46,879 --> 00:05:49,031 - I need some water, please. 151 00:05:49,115 --> 00:05:50,750 My mouth is... 152 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:52,601 - Listen, you need... - This is empty. 153 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:54,987 - You need to be inside your own experience 154 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:56,622 right now, you know? 155 00:05:56,723 --> 00:05:59,008 White noise from the MailOnline is totally banned. 156 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:01,027 - Oh, shit. Has he done it? Is it out? 157 00:06:01,127 --> 00:06:02,745 Of course it's out tonight. 158 00:06:02,829 --> 00:06:04,713 - The piece is online now and will run in print tomorrow. 159 00:06:04,797 --> 00:06:06,081 - I'm so proud of you for not doing 160 00:06:06,165 --> 00:06:07,316 the obvious thing out there. 161 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,551 Well, how is it? What does he say? 162 00:06:09,635 --> 00:06:11,553 - Well, as an interview, as tell-alls go, 163 00:06:11,637 --> 00:06:13,422 it's your husband in a park looking wronged. 164 00:06:13,506 --> 00:06:14,790 - Excuse me, Suzie. 165 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:16,743 - And he does discuss your marriage. 166 00:06:16,843 --> 00:06:18,661 - Actually, we should... 167 00:06:18,745 --> 00:06:20,947 just let me detach the mic. 168 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:22,598 - Good thought. 169 00:06:22,682 --> 00:06:24,600 - Is this gonna be... is this gonna be a quiet spot? 170 00:06:24,684 --> 00:06:26,302 - The dressing rooms are just upstairs, so if we keep... 171 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,803 - Can we just hang here just for two minutes? 172 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:29,071 Is that OK? 173 00:06:29,155 --> 00:06:30,272 - You do need to get back up to the... 174 00:06:30,356 --> 00:06:31,674 - Literally just two minutes. 175 00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:33,626 - What can we say? He's a narcissist. 176 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:34,843 - Please, just until I... 177 00:06:34,927 --> 00:06:36,262 - Sure. 178 00:06:36,362 --> 00:06:38,047 - Just 'cause it's sewn into the thing. 179 00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:39,481 - Take that. - Can you get under there? 180 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:40,783 You need to pull it taut. 181 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:43,269 - Clear back to the greenroom, please. 182 00:06:43,369 --> 00:06:44,953 - Great. 183 00:06:45,037 --> 00:06:46,355 - Soupy, thank you. 184 00:06:46,439 --> 00:06:47,756 - Ooh. - OK. 185 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:49,158 - Oh, my... 186 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:50,910 Oh, my God, it's... 187 00:06:51,010 --> 00:06:52,612 OK. 188 00:06:54,213 --> 00:06:55,197 - Are we good? - Yes. 189 00:06:55,281 --> 00:06:56,665 - Right, OK. - Breathe. 190 00:06:56,749 --> 00:06:58,799 - The thing is, if he just tells the story 191 00:06:58,885 --> 00:07:00,302 from his point of view... - Yeah? 192 00:07:00,386 --> 00:07:02,104 - Which he's done: "I discovered these photos 193 00:07:02,188 --> 00:07:03,739 "of my wife with another man at the same time 194 00:07:03,823 --> 00:07:05,074 "as everyone else, and then she left me 195 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:07,109 and our son six months ago." 196 00:07:07,193 --> 00:07:09,429 When you just tell the story with the facts, 197 00:07:09,529 --> 00:07:12,114 he can seem like... 198 00:07:12,198 --> 00:07:14,434 he gives good reasonable. 199 00:07:14,534 --> 00:07:16,469 - This is not fucking reasonable. 200 00:07:16,569 --> 00:07:18,754 This is punishment for doing the show. 201 00:07:18,838 --> 00:07:20,356 - All right, Suzie? - He's jealous. 202 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,523 - All right, Soupy. - You're doing really well. 203 00:07:21,607 --> 00:07:23,092 - Such a fuckup! - It's all right. 204 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:24,660 You're the one that's reasonable, Suzie. 205 00:07:24,744 --> 00:07:25,961 You are. OK? - It's a question... 206 00:07:26,045 --> 00:07:27,129 not for now, but it's a question 207 00:07:27,213 --> 00:07:29,148 of how to respond. - What? 208 00:07:29,248 --> 00:07:30,750 Respond like what? 209 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:33,068 - Well, we think just a short heartfelt apology. 210 00:07:33,152 --> 00:07:34,503 - What am I apologizing for? 211 00:07:34,587 --> 00:07:35,637 - Well, nothing specific. 212 00:07:35,721 --> 00:07:37,306 Just generally in the world, 213 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:39,441 we don't always behave in the way that we would like. 214 00:07:39,525 --> 00:07:41,643 - Right, so I just apologize for everything? 215 00:07:41,727 --> 00:07:44,113 - Well, or is it silence? 216 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:45,314 Is it dignity? 217 00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:46,666 - Thank you. 218 00:07:46,766 --> 00:07:48,250 - They're like buses, the ex-husbands. 219 00:07:48,334 --> 00:07:49,318 - OK. 220 00:07:49,402 --> 00:07:50,352 - Here comes another one. 221 00:07:50,436 --> 00:07:51,420 - Bailey. 222 00:07:51,504 --> 00:07:53,306 - Say it ain't so, babe. 223 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:54,874 [both laugh] 224 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:56,225 [smooching] 225 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:57,910 - Oh! No, no, stop. 226 00:07:58,010 --> 00:07:59,228 Stop, please. 227 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,529 Don't, because my eyelash is attached. 228 00:08:00,613 --> 00:08:02,114 Just don't move. 229 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:04,765 - Oh, my God, my sequins are literally blinding you. 230 00:08:04,851 --> 00:08:07,153 - Oh, my God. Ugh! 231 00:08:07,253 --> 00:08:09,872 - You were great, by the way. - Oh, no, I was terrible. 232 00:08:09,956 --> 00:08:12,307 Shame, shame, shame. 233 00:08:12,391 --> 00:08:14,009 - Great, great, great. You want shame? 234 00:08:14,093 --> 00:08:17,112 Check this out. I am shitting it, seriously. 235 00:08:17,196 --> 00:08:18,981 The old tum-tum, touch of diarrhea. 236 00:08:19,065 --> 00:08:21,517 They're gonna be cleaning shit off sequins for days. 237 00:08:21,601 --> 00:08:23,503 - No, you look great. 238 00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:24,753 You look great. 239 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:26,355 - Jam fairy! 240 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:27,723 Suzie, there's your jam. - Thanks. 241 00:08:27,807 --> 00:08:29,324 - Oh, my gosh, that was unbelievable. 242 00:08:29,408 --> 00:08:30,743 - Thank you. - Are you OK? 243 00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:31,960 - Yeah. - Is there anything I can do? 244 00:08:32,044 --> 00:08:33,228 - I'm fine. Thank you. - OK. 245 00:08:33,312 --> 00:08:34,563 Bailey, your jam's in your room. 246 00:08:34,647 --> 00:08:36,349 - Thank you. Thank you so much. 247 00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:39,034 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 248 00:08:39,118 --> 00:08:40,753 - Soupy's in her nest. 249 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:44,506 {\an8}[singers humming] 250 00:08:44,590 --> 00:08:47,509 [singers vocalizing] 251 00:08:47,593 --> 00:08:48,426 ♪ ♪ 252 00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:05,111 - ♪ I'm not that kind of girl ♪ 253 00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:29,769 - [grunts] [item crinkling] 254 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:34,106 [groans] 255 00:09:34,206 --> 00:09:36,542 [item crinkling] 256 00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:43,549 [coughs] [item crinkling] 257 00:10:09,575 --> 00:10:11,911 Oh, come on. 258 00:10:12,011 --> 00:10:14,080 No, don't fall out. 259 00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:20,869 Oh, God. 260 00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:22,922 Stay in. Stay in. Stay in. 261 00:10:36,402 --> 00:10:37,986 [line beeps] 262 00:10:38,070 --> 00:10:40,272 - Welcome to Pathways Reproductive Choices. 263 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:42,958 There is an unusually high demand for our services 264 00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:44,660 at the moment. - [chuckles] 265 00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:46,461 - Due to high call volume, 266 00:10:46,545 --> 00:10:49,749 we may take an extremely long time to answer your call. 267 00:10:49,849 --> 00:10:51,300 Please visit our web chat service 268 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,452 for general advice or support. 269 00:10:56,956 --> 00:10:58,524 [keyboard clacking] 270 00:11:04,196 --> 00:11:05,331 - [clears throat] 271 00:11:06,799 --> 00:11:08,934 [keyboard clacking] 272 00:11:22,081 --> 00:11:23,949 [keyboard clacking] 273 00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:30,556 [clears throat] 274 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:43,969 [keyboard clacking] 275 00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:52,078 [sighs] 276 00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:08,143 [groans] 277 00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:10,796 [sighs] Oh, my God. 278 00:12:17,636 --> 00:12:19,071 [sighs] 279 00:12:26,278 --> 00:12:29,281 [toilet flushing] 280 00:12:35,654 --> 00:12:37,323 [toilet flushing] 281 00:12:40,526 --> 00:12:41,627 [toilet flushing] 282 00:12:44,196 --> 00:12:47,066 [adhesive tearing] [toilet flushing] 283 00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:49,335 [adhesive tearing] [toilet flushing] 284 00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:57,309 [groans] 285 00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:03,716 [chuckles] 286 00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:15,828 [somber music] 287 00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:16,761 ♪ ♪ 288 00:13:23,869 --> 00:13:25,353 [sighs] 289 00:13:25,437 --> 00:13:26,270 ♪ ♪ 290 00:13:46,692 --> 00:13:48,227 [clears throat] 291 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,160 ♪ ♪ 292 00:14:01,273 --> 00:14:04,543 [water running] 293 00:14:04,643 --> 00:14:05,945 Go on. 294 00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:07,880 Get fucking down there. 295 00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:36,108 [toilet flushing] 296 00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,225 - That's it. 297 00:14:37,309 --> 00:14:38,944 All gone. Back to the sea. 298 00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:40,562 Now, you don't want another one, do you, 299 00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:42,746 because I've already put that in the paper. 300 00:14:46,685 --> 00:14:48,036 - All right? - All right. 301 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,321 both: All right. 302 00:14:50,789 --> 00:14:51,940 - What's going on? 303 00:14:52,024 --> 00:14:53,359 - You were up late. 304 00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:58,464 There you go. - Yeah. 305 00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:01,867 - So I've decided to do the show. 306 00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:03,269 - "Dance Crazee"? 307 00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:04,670 - Mm-hmm. - [gasps] 308 00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:07,022 ♪ She's saying yes to her life ♪ 309 00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:08,390 - Fucking A. 310 00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:09,891 Who's saying yes to toast? - Fuck it. 311 00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:11,193 What I've got to lose anyway? 312 00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:12,594 It's only the Christmas one. Ooh. 313 00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:13,762 - They're gonna put you up, yeah? 314 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:15,997 - Shane, that's my sister. 315 00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:17,899 You're welcome to stay forever, babe. 316 00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:20,068 - Thanks, babe, but look, I can't spend rest of my life 317 00:15:20,152 --> 00:15:23,355 in your box room, scrolling Insta. 318 00:15:23,455 --> 00:15:24,506 - Do you want some help with that? 319 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,191 - No. It's OK. I've got it. 320 00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:28,910 Make myself useful, Shane. 321 00:15:28,994 --> 00:15:31,379 So I'm doing it. [squeals] 322 00:15:31,463 --> 00:15:33,465 I am doing it. 323 00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:35,083 - She's doing it. And she's doing it. 324 00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:36,284 - I'm doing it. - And she's doing it, 325 00:15:36,368 --> 00:15:37,586 and she's doing it in dance. 326 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:38,904 - I'm doing it. Bye. 327 00:15:39,004 --> 00:15:40,755 - Bye. 328 00:15:40,839 --> 00:15:43,742 [tense percussive music] 329 00:15:43,842 --> 00:15:44,675 ♪ ♪ 330 00:15:50,849 --> 00:15:52,701 - Hi, Suzie, we need to put a mic on you now. 331 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,069 Is that all right? - Yeah. 332 00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:55,187 - Oh. 333 00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:57,505 [person shouting indistinctly] 334 00:15:57,589 --> 00:15:59,474 - OK. - OK, I'll take it. 335 00:15:59,558 --> 00:16:00,942 - Ooh. - I'll just... 336 00:16:01,026 --> 00:16:02,428 OK. 337 00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:04,463 - Sorry. - Do you want me to take that? 338 00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:05,914 - Yes, that'd be great. 339 00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:07,182 Thank you. 340 00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:09,034 [indistinct chatter] 341 00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:11,034 There we go. There we go. There we go. 342 00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:15,357 - Soupy to stage. - OK. 343 00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:16,842 Let's dance. 344 00:16:19,411 --> 00:16:20,829 - Oh, just so know, your guests are in the greenroom. 345 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,998 - OK. Yeah. 346 00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:24,599 So how long have you been here for? 347 00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:26,986 - Me? Oh, awhile. A few years? 348 00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:28,036 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 349 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,638 - Gosh, you look so young. 350 00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,223 - OK. 351 00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:34,276 Do you need anything? - No, I'm fine. Thank you. 352 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,344 - Don't seem too nervous for your first dance. 353 00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:38,513 - [humming] 354 00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:39,981 Oh, hey. Hi. 355 00:16:40,065 --> 00:16:43,235 1, 2, 3, 4. 356 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,104 Yeah? Da-da. 357 00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:47,389 Got it. [chokes, laughs] 358 00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:48,590 Oh! 359 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:49,708 Oh, well done. 360 00:16:49,808 --> 00:16:51,143 Well done. - Yes, thanks. 361 00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:53,061 [laughs] 362 00:16:53,145 --> 00:16:54,146 - Next up... 363 00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:55,948 [indistinct chatter] 364 00:16:56,048 --> 00:17:00,235 - It's actress and celebrity Suzie Pickles. 365 00:17:00,319 --> 00:17:02,554 You've seen her up. You've seen her down. 366 00:17:02,654 --> 00:17:04,306 But you've never seen her like this. 367 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,025 Dancing to win your hearts 368 00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:09,144 and to also win "Dance Crazee Xmas," 369 00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:12,031 it's Suzie Pickles. 370 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,619 [bell tolling] 371 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,639 [faint laughter] - [sighs] 372 00:17:22,574 --> 00:17:25,860 [footsteps approaching] 373 00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:27,546 [door clicks open] 374 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,832 - Oh, sorry to leave you. 375 00:17:30,916 --> 00:17:32,251 - Hi. 376 00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:35,870 - Ooh. 377 00:17:35,954 --> 00:17:38,791 I don't know if it's gauche to say, but I thought robbed, 378 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,225 by the way. - Oh, thanks. 379 00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:44,145 [door clicks open] - Suzie, good morning. 380 00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:47,066 Oh, we thought robbed, by the way. 381 00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,718 I don't know, but my God. 382 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,186 - I didn't you watched. 383 00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:53,272 - Annabelle's obsessed. - Oh. 384 00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:55,523 - I think they found your mother wandering the halls. 385 00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:57,025 - Yeah. - Hi. 386 00:17:57,109 --> 00:17:58,944 - Hi, Mum. - Hi. 387 00:17:59,044 --> 00:18:01,463 [gasps] Oh, my God, love. 388 00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:03,064 I'm so sorry about the show. 389 00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:04,966 I mean, first out? What's that about? 390 00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:06,585 - Thanks. - It's just... 391 00:18:06,685 --> 00:18:08,503 it's humiliating, isn't it? - Thanks, Mum. Thanks. 392 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:11,339 - So today will be a three-room meeting. 393 00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:14,209 The respondent has requested a very brisk pace with it all. 394 00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:15,944 - Yeah, I bet. - [whispering] Is that Cob? 395 00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,679 - Yes, Mum. 396 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,581 You can talk at a normal volume. 397 00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:21,549 This is our room. 398 00:18:21,633 --> 00:18:25,186 - So what about the financials, then? 399 00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:26,872 - 50/50, as with custody. 400 00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:29,024 - Oh, right. Well, then that's... 401 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,191 that's all right. 402 00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:31,459 - Half of everything I earned 403 00:18:31,543 --> 00:18:33,261 whilst we were married, he gets. 404 00:18:33,345 --> 00:18:35,263 Even though it's in my account, it's gone. 405 00:18:35,347 --> 00:18:36,664 - Wait, hang on. 406 00:18:36,748 --> 00:18:38,266 He gets her money? - Mm-hmm. 407 00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:40,502 - When one partner makes more during a marriage, 408 00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:42,354 it is always deemed joint income. 409 00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:43,938 The law says he gets half. 410 00:18:44,022 --> 00:18:46,825 - Yeah, but I mean, she earned it. 411 00:18:46,925 --> 00:18:49,511 Anyway, that's when the husband works 412 00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:51,579 and the woman stays at home looking after the kids. 413 00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:52,914 And she did most of that anyway. 414 00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:55,150 - Yes, interestingly. 415 00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:58,303 Studies show that, in fact, when women earn more 416 00:18:58,403 --> 00:18:59,788 than their partners, they actually tend 417 00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:01,907 to do more of the household work on top 418 00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:04,225 compared to other couples. 419 00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:05,427 We don't know why. 420 00:19:05,511 --> 00:19:06,828 There's a theory that it's a way 421 00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:08,863 to restore traditional gender roles 422 00:19:08,947 --> 00:19:11,266 so as not to further intimidate. 423 00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:14,035 - Yes, it could be argued the law does somewhat 424 00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:16,738 disenfranchise high-earning working mothers, 425 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,824 if you will be so efficient. [laughs] 426 00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:22,628 Anyway, call me old-fashioned. 427 00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:24,779 I'm always underwhelmed when a man takes a woman's money, 428 00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:26,431 but the law is clear. 429 00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:28,716 - Oh, hi, can I help you? - [sighs] 430 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:31,069 - Hello, hi. Cob Betterton... 431 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,555 [continues indistinctly] 432 00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:34,823 - [clears throat] 433 00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:37,543 - I think the respondent has arrived. 434 00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:39,194 - But he doesn't come in here, does he? 435 00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:40,762 - No, no, no, it's all done by us in negotiation. 436 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,063 [high-pitched tone] We move between rooms, 437 00:19:42,147 --> 00:19:43,949 his lawyers and yourselves. 438 00:19:44,049 --> 00:19:45,500 [objects rattling] 439 00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:48,503 [muffled chatter, footsteps] 440 00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:51,306 [high-pitched tone continues] 441 00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:53,741 - Good morning. 442 00:19:53,825 --> 00:19:56,828 [muffled chatter] 443 00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,430 [laughter] 444 00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:00,181 - Mm. 445 00:20:00,265 --> 00:20:03,184 [muffled chatter] 446 00:20:03,268 --> 00:20:06,421 [high-pitched tone continues] 447 00:20:06,505 --> 00:20:08,156 - Would you like some tea? 448 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:13,478 - Yes, I would rather like some. 449 00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:19,100 Me and Suzie's dad never got a divorce. 450 00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:20,869 - Oh, that's good. 451 00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:23,471 - No, no, I mean, I just mean we never got round to it. 452 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:26,307 - You didn't want to ever remarry or... 453 00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:28,076 - Oh, no. What... did I? 454 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,178 [chuckling] No, no. My God. 455 00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:33,148 No, I mean, I think you just get, like, one big swing, 456 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,634 and it's downhill from there. 457 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,469 - Fucking hell, Mum. 458 00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,821 - No, no, not for you. 459 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,274 No, you're a trier. You're a trier. 460 00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:45,711 I'm the one learning from you. Look, second time. 461 00:20:49,314 --> 00:20:51,483 [door creaks and slams] 462 00:20:54,786 --> 00:20:56,504 - The respondent, in his wisdom, 463 00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:58,940 is representing himself. 464 00:20:59,024 --> 00:21:00,675 - That's clever, cheaper. 465 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:01,994 - Wait, so there's no... 466 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:05,713 it's just a man in a room being angry? 467 00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:07,582 - Yes, and beginning from a rather aggressive stance. 468 00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:09,484 He wants to remain in the marital home, 469 00:21:09,568 --> 00:21:12,271 which is unusual. - It's fine. I hate that house. 470 00:21:12,371 --> 00:21:13,788 - Well, let's marinate a moment. 471 00:21:13,872 --> 00:21:15,089 - He's claiming it would be better for Frank 472 00:21:15,173 --> 00:21:16,291 to have a consistent... 473 00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:19,060 - Yeah, yeah, fine. Agreed. 474 00:21:19,144 --> 00:21:20,161 - Bear in mind that you won't have 475 00:21:20,245 --> 00:21:22,063 the money from the sale of it. 476 00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:25,784 - Right, so I'd have no home... 477 00:21:25,884 --> 00:21:29,304 and no money. [laughs] 478 00:21:29,388 --> 00:21:30,805 Well, as long as I have Frank. 479 00:21:30,889 --> 00:21:31,906 [laughs] 480 00:21:31,990 --> 00:21:32,958 [door clicks open] 481 00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:37,763 [door creaks and slams] 482 00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:43,268 - The respondent wishes to alter 483 00:21:43,368 --> 00:21:45,070 arrangements around Christmas. 484 00:21:45,170 --> 00:21:47,322 - No, he has him loads at the moment while I do the show, 485 00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:48,674 and then I get Christmas. 486 00:21:48,774 --> 00:21:51,710 That's what we... and I've promised, so... 487 00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:53,312 - Quite right. 488 00:21:53,412 --> 00:21:54,662 It's just, now he's pointing out that your work 489 00:21:54,746 --> 00:21:56,064 is no longer... [clears throat] 490 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,950 Ongoing. - Oh, bother. 491 00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:00,868 - Or has he charmingly put it, now that you've flamed out, 492 00:22:00,952 --> 00:22:03,002 you could take Frank for 50% of the time, 493 00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:05,607 and Frank could spend Christmas in the family home with him. 494 00:22:05,691 --> 00:22:07,793 - No, we agreed. 495 00:22:07,893 --> 00:22:09,510 - For sure. 496 00:22:09,594 --> 00:22:11,179 But it's a sticking point. 497 00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:12,313 - OK, well, it's a sticking point for me, you know? 498 00:22:12,397 --> 00:22:13,865 This is our first Christmas. 499 00:22:13,965 --> 00:22:17,469 This will be his first Christmas with just... 500 00:22:17,569 --> 00:22:19,905 [sighs] 501 00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:23,358 - Is there any form of compromise? 502 00:22:23,442 --> 00:22:25,410 - No. 503 00:22:27,312 --> 00:22:30,649 [door creaks and slams] 504 00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:34,586 - Now the respondent's making noises about full custody. 505 00:22:36,154 --> 00:22:38,190 It's a bullying tactic, frankly. 506 00:22:41,393 --> 00:22:42,794 - Um...[sighs] 507 00:22:45,797 --> 00:22:48,549 OK, well... 508 00:22:48,633 --> 00:22:50,718 if that's what this... 509 00:22:50,802 --> 00:22:53,554 if this is really... 510 00:22:53,638 --> 00:22:55,823 like, if we... 511 00:22:55,907 --> 00:22:58,643 if we both want Frank at home, then... 512 00:23:02,314 --> 00:23:06,184 Maybe we just do a couple of hours in the morning 513 00:23:06,284 --> 00:23:08,553 at the house all together... 514 00:23:08,653 --> 00:23:10,438 [sighs] 515 00:23:10,522 --> 00:23:12,824 So that neither of us has to... 516 00:23:12,924 --> 00:23:14,475 just for Christmas, so yeah. 517 00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:17,879 OK, so maybe... 518 00:23:17,963 --> 00:23:19,464 we do the morning together 519 00:23:19,564 --> 00:23:21,949 and then one of us takes him afterwards. 520 00:23:22,033 --> 00:23:23,168 Maybe it's... yes. 521 00:23:25,103 --> 00:23:28,039 [door creaks and slams] 522 00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:34,713 - The quote was, "You're either a family or you're not." 523 00:23:34,813 --> 00:23:38,283 But he also said to tell you to remember Frank's birthday. 524 00:23:39,918 --> 00:23:43,271 So I presume there's a trade-off there, a swap... 525 00:23:43,355 --> 00:23:44,706 birthday for Christmas. 526 00:23:44,790 --> 00:23:46,674 [high-pitched tone] 527 00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:48,109 - No, that's a threat. 528 00:23:48,193 --> 00:23:49,895 - Hmm? 529 00:23:51,463 --> 00:23:53,665 - Well, what is it? 530 00:23:57,569 --> 00:24:01,072 - He's trying to bring up that at... 531 00:24:01,173 --> 00:24:04,109 Frank's birthday party, I lost my temper. 532 00:24:04,209 --> 00:24:05,259 [no audible dialogue] 533 00:24:05,343 --> 00:24:08,013 [high-pitched tone continues] 534 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:18,339 No, sorry. I actually... 535 00:24:18,423 --> 00:24:20,025 Forget it. I think you're right. 536 00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:22,794 No, I think you're right. I think it is a trade-off. 537 00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:25,580 Yeah, OK, sorry. 538 00:24:25,664 --> 00:24:28,983 I just... I get confused. 539 00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:30,051 - He gets Christmas? 540 00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:31,703 - OK, yeah. 541 00:24:34,406 --> 00:24:36,475 - There are lots of Christmases, love. 542 00:24:36,575 --> 00:24:37,909 It's all right. - Mm. 543 00:24:38,009 --> 00:24:39,544 [light piano music] 544 00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:41,346 - OK, bye. 545 00:24:41,446 --> 00:24:42,663 Mum, thanks for coming. 546 00:24:42,747 --> 00:24:44,549 [indistinct chatter] 547 00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:45,482 ♪ ♪ 548 00:25:04,636 --> 00:25:07,906 [crying] 549 00:25:08,006 --> 00:25:10,909 [indistinct chatter] 550 00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:11,842 ♪ ♪ 551 00:25:20,685 --> 00:25:22,254 [groans] 552 00:25:24,823 --> 00:25:27,792 [phone buzzing] 553 00:25:36,134 --> 00:25:38,570 - Hello? - Hi. 554 00:25:39,571 --> 00:25:40,805 I just... 555 00:25:43,642 --> 00:25:48,914 I just wanted to say I'm sorry, really, and... 556 00:25:49,014 --> 00:25:51,632 and I haven't been able to check my phone at the moment. 557 00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:54,786 I haven't been looking at messages, so... 558 00:25:56,788 --> 00:25:57,822 - That's OK. 559 00:25:57,923 --> 00:25:59,524 I haven't been messaging. 560 00:26:03,361 --> 00:26:06,113 - What's... [sighs] 561 00:26:06,197 --> 00:26:07,148 What's going on? 562 00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:09,467 I mean, how's things? 563 00:26:11,102 --> 00:26:12,470 - All things? 564 00:26:13,772 --> 00:26:15,607 - I should let you go. 565 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:19,460 No, sorry, I should say I want to go. 566 00:26:19,544 --> 00:26:21,947 Like, sorry. 567 00:26:22,047 --> 00:26:24,549 I'm the one who wants to go. 568 00:26:25,784 --> 00:26:28,469 - Wow. Someone's been doing some work. 569 00:26:28,553 --> 00:26:31,472 [holiday music playing over speakers] 570 00:26:31,556 --> 00:26:32,907 ♪ ♪ 571 00:26:32,991 --> 00:26:34,742 Hey. Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 572 00:26:34,826 --> 00:26:36,310 - Sorry, I thought I was early. 573 00:26:36,394 --> 00:26:38,229 - No, you are. You are. 574 00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:40,181 - Your hair. - I know. 575 00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:41,833 Hi. - Hi. 576 00:26:43,234 --> 00:26:45,620 - What do you want? - What are you having? 577 00:26:45,704 --> 00:26:47,388 - No, what do you want? 578 00:26:47,472 --> 00:26:48,907 - Oh. 579 00:26:49,007 --> 00:26:50,725 - OK, sorry, but don't be cross, though, 580 00:26:50,809 --> 00:26:52,544 'cause I'm actually not drinking. 581 00:26:52,644 --> 00:26:53,594 - Oh, my God, I'm not drinking. 582 00:26:53,678 --> 00:26:54,829 - No way. - Yeah. 583 00:26:54,913 --> 00:26:56,597 - Oh. - Why would I be cross? 584 00:26:56,681 --> 00:26:58,399 Oh, my God, do you think I'm a total alcoholic 585 00:26:58,483 --> 00:26:59,667 who needs her dependence 586 00:26:59,751 --> 00:27:01,035 propped up by everyone around her 587 00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:02,470 and is threatened by anyone going sober? 588 00:27:02,554 --> 00:27:04,305 - No, no, that's me. That's literally me. 589 00:27:04,389 --> 00:27:06,741 No, I just thought it would be nice for us to have a drink, 590 00:27:06,825 --> 00:27:09,227 and so I'm stopping us from doing the nice thing. 591 00:27:09,327 --> 00:27:11,479 both: Oh, my God. [laughter] 592 00:27:11,563 --> 00:27:13,347 - Did you miss me? [laughs] 593 00:27:13,431 --> 00:27:14,749 - Excuse me. 594 00:27:14,833 --> 00:27:16,450 - Wait, is this a Swedish sperm bank? 595 00:27:16,534 --> 00:27:17,752 - No, Danish. 596 00:27:17,836 --> 00:27:18,953 The law's much better over there. 597 00:27:19,037 --> 00:27:20,555 The guys who donate here, ugh... 598 00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:21,923 - [laughs] - You do not want. 599 00:27:22,007 --> 00:27:24,392 There you get a full CV, 600 00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:26,027 voice recording, baby photos so you can see 601 00:27:26,111 --> 00:27:27,461 what they looked like as a kid. 602 00:27:27,545 --> 00:27:29,997 I'm just doing one round of IVF, that's it. 603 00:27:30,081 --> 00:27:31,432 I'm not gonna get insane about it. 604 00:27:31,516 --> 00:27:33,100 I'm fine whichever way. 605 00:27:33,184 --> 00:27:36,037 I either get a baby or a massive sense of grievance, 606 00:27:36,121 --> 00:27:38,423 and I'm good with either one of those things. 607 00:27:38,523 --> 00:27:41,075 - I mean, I don't really know what to say. 608 00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:45,630 This baby looks like his spunk will eventually be good. 609 00:27:45,730 --> 00:27:47,666 [laughter] - God. 610 00:27:47,766 --> 00:27:49,050 It's just a really good impetus for me 611 00:27:49,134 --> 00:27:50,952 to get my life in order 'cause I put 612 00:27:51,036 --> 00:27:54,422 an offer while I was in Tehran on this place, 613 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:55,874 sight unseen. 614 00:27:55,974 --> 00:27:57,792 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 615 00:27:57,876 --> 00:27:59,193 - That's huge for you. 616 00:27:59,277 --> 00:28:01,312 - They've accepted. 617 00:28:01,413 --> 00:28:03,515 - Honor Oak Park? - Yeah, it's south. 618 00:28:03,615 --> 00:28:05,433 - Wait, there's a utility room. - Yeah. 619 00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:07,635 Well, there's this tax thing when you get older 620 00:28:07,719 --> 00:28:09,354 about gifting your kids. 621 00:28:09,454 --> 00:28:10,504 My dad said it's better than waiting for inheritance. 622 00:28:10,588 --> 00:28:11,990 - All right. Cool, cool. 623 00:28:12,090 --> 00:28:13,474 And there's obviously all that voice-over work 624 00:28:13,558 --> 00:28:15,160 I did last year, so... 625 00:28:17,295 --> 00:28:19,030 So anyway, it's my utility room? 626 00:28:19,130 --> 00:28:20,948 - Yeah, yeah. You can have a drawer. 627 00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:22,834 - [laughs] - Fabric softener. 628 00:28:22,934 --> 00:28:24,669 - Thank you. - Hmm. 629 00:28:24,769 --> 00:28:26,153 Stuff's just really good at the moment. 630 00:28:26,237 --> 00:28:27,505 - That's great. - Just... 631 00:28:27,605 --> 00:28:28,990 not because... just... - It's fine. 632 00:28:29,074 --> 00:28:30,424 - You know? - No, it's fine. I get it. 633 00:28:30,508 --> 00:28:33,594 Like, it was an unhealthy situation, us... 634 00:28:33,678 --> 00:28:34,913 - Yeah, exactly. 635 00:28:35,013 --> 00:28:36,030 - Working together, and I'm the same. 636 00:28:36,114 --> 00:28:37,782 I feel great at the moment. 637 00:28:37,882 --> 00:28:39,900 Like, I'm just... 638 00:28:39,984 --> 00:28:41,352 I'm off the booze. 639 00:28:41,453 --> 00:28:43,755 I'm off everything, and that was Sian. 640 00:28:43,855 --> 00:28:45,590 - Well, she's the best there is. 641 00:28:45,690 --> 00:28:46,741 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 642 00:28:46,825 --> 00:28:49,877 I mean, I'm terrified of her, 643 00:28:49,961 --> 00:28:51,912 which is... you know, it's great 644 00:28:51,996 --> 00:28:54,115 to be genuinely frightened of my agent. 645 00:28:54,199 --> 00:28:56,067 Like, I realized I need that. 646 00:28:56,167 --> 00:28:58,185 I was just like, oh, my God, Sian, I just... 647 00:28:58,269 --> 00:29:01,355 I need you to sort my life out, you know? 648 00:29:01,439 --> 00:29:04,743 No fucking Cobs. No shit. 649 00:29:04,843 --> 00:29:07,395 I don't want to be in a room with birthday cake, you know? 650 00:29:07,479 --> 00:29:09,797 I don't want to be smelling bacon. 651 00:29:09,881 --> 00:29:11,699 And she's like, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, 652 00:29:11,783 --> 00:29:14,435 done it, on it, you know, just giving boundaries. 653 00:29:14,519 --> 00:29:15,636 - Exactly. - Yeah. 654 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:16,955 - Yes, boundaries. 655 00:29:17,055 --> 00:29:20,625 So was "Dance Crazee" Sian's idea? 656 00:29:22,227 --> 00:29:23,511 - No. - No? 657 00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:24,612 'Cause they've always asked before. 658 00:29:24,696 --> 00:29:25,830 - It was Bailey. 659 00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:27,248 'Cause Bailey's doing the show... 660 00:29:27,332 --> 00:29:28,633 - OK. - And he was like, 661 00:29:28,733 --> 00:29:29,717 I don't want to do the show on my own, 662 00:29:29,801 --> 00:29:31,419 and, like, you look like you 663 00:29:31,503 --> 00:29:32,820 could get out of the house. 664 00:29:32,904 --> 00:29:34,989 - OK. Best ex-husband ever. 665 00:29:35,073 --> 00:29:37,591 - Ever. 666 00:29:37,675 --> 00:29:40,545 You know, it's not like I've got any other work offers. 667 00:29:40,645 --> 00:29:43,664 I mean, money and life is just... 668 00:29:43,748 --> 00:29:45,266 [sighs] 669 00:29:45,350 --> 00:29:46,901 And my agent dropped me, so... 670 00:29:46,985 --> 00:29:48,035 - Yeah. 671 00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:49,569 You lost a really good agent. 672 00:29:50,822 --> 00:29:53,825 - First contestant out on "Dance Crazee." 673 00:29:53,925 --> 00:29:55,109 I don't know. Did you see it? 674 00:29:55,193 --> 00:29:56,110 - Yeah, now, I saw it. - Did you? 675 00:29:56,194 --> 00:29:57,912 - Yeah. 676 00:29:57,996 --> 00:29:59,980 - Do you follow Crystal Christie? 677 00:30:00,064 --> 00:30:01,248 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 678 00:30:01,332 --> 00:30:02,917 - Did she win last year? - She did. 679 00:30:03,001 --> 00:30:04,919 I mean, look, she's losing her mind, 680 00:30:05,003 --> 00:30:07,472 but she gets 100 grand a post. 681 00:30:07,572 --> 00:30:09,123 - Product placement? - It's obscene. Yes? 682 00:30:09,207 --> 00:30:10,591 - Excuse me, ladies, so sorry, 683 00:30:10,675 --> 00:30:12,393 but this area now turns into a club night. 684 00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:13,711 - Ooh. - And we actually 685 00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:15,162 move the seats to one side. - OK. 686 00:30:15,246 --> 00:30:16,430 - But I'd love to offer you a free drink. 687 00:30:16,514 --> 00:30:17,665 You want to hang out at the bar? 688 00:30:17,749 --> 00:30:18,666 - So sorry. - Do you want to... 689 00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:20,185 - Yeah, I would, sure. 690 00:30:20,285 --> 00:30:21,802 - Yeah? Yeah. I mean, if it's free, though. 691 00:30:21,886 --> 00:30:23,755 - Yeah. - Maybe I'll have one, though. 692 00:30:23,855 --> 00:30:25,539 Like, action. 693 00:30:25,623 --> 00:30:27,025 [laughter] 694 00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:30,344 - Just commiserations, celebration. 695 00:30:30,428 --> 00:30:31,979 - Yes. I'll have one if you have one. 696 00:30:32,063 --> 00:30:33,848 - Yes, I will have one, but just one. 697 00:30:33,932 --> 00:30:35,750 - Yeah, just one. 698 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:39,103 - ♪ All the little straight boys got in a fight ♪ 699 00:30:39,204 --> 00:30:40,554 - It's weird 'cause I've always thought 700 00:30:40,638 --> 00:30:42,556 of my dad as this stern, old-fashioned, 701 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:43,958 slightly autistic guy. - Yeah? 702 00:30:44,042 --> 00:30:45,192 - And then they're all describing him 703 00:30:45,276 --> 00:30:46,393 as running away with my mum 704 00:30:46,477 --> 00:30:48,028 as this, like, Romeo and Juliet. 705 00:30:48,112 --> 00:30:51,232 - That pathetic that you need that much attention, 706 00:30:51,316 --> 00:30:53,184 needed to be in that kind of show. 707 00:30:53,284 --> 00:30:55,436 - It's about making decisions that enlarge you, you know? 708 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:58,072 - That's not my voice. That's his voice. 709 00:30:58,156 --> 00:31:00,606 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't ask what makes me happy. 710 00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:02,427 Ask what will make me bigger. 711 00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:04,745 - It's like, it's not like I want everyone to love me. 712 00:31:04,829 --> 00:31:06,981 Just give me a fucking chance to grow, you know? 713 00:31:07,065 --> 00:31:08,749 - Right, right. - Oh, my God! 714 00:31:08,833 --> 00:31:10,384 - I love you! 715 00:31:10,468 --> 00:31:12,153 I can't believe they booted you on "Dance Crazee"! 716 00:31:12,237 --> 00:31:14,321 - Aw. Hey, will you take a picture of me and my mate? 717 00:31:14,405 --> 00:31:15,356 - Of course. Give us your phone. 718 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:16,908 - Ooh. - Come on, then. 719 00:31:17,008 --> 00:31:18,559 Oh, gorge. Come on, let's all get in. 720 00:31:18,643 --> 00:31:19,827 - Oh, OK. Take a selfie. 721 00:31:19,911 --> 00:31:21,262 - One for the lads. 722 00:31:21,346 --> 00:31:22,797 all: Ah! 723 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:24,782 - [laughs] Yes, fun. 724 00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:26,551 You have a good night, love. 725 00:31:26,651 --> 00:31:28,702 You're the [indistinct] queen! [phone buzzing] 726 00:31:28,786 --> 00:31:30,237 - ♪ You silly little boy ♪ 727 00:31:30,321 --> 00:31:33,274 ♪ You silly little boy ♪ 728 00:31:33,358 --> 00:31:35,075 - Suze? - ♪ Let me catch my breath ♪ 729 00:31:35,159 --> 00:31:36,744 ♪ I'm only getting started ♪ 730 00:31:36,828 --> 00:31:39,113 [high-pitched tone] - I need to go. 731 00:31:39,197 --> 00:31:40,665 - Let's go. 732 00:31:40,765 --> 00:31:43,184 Suze, who is this? Huh? 733 00:31:43,268 --> 00:31:44,585 Is this Cob? 734 00:31:44,669 --> 00:31:47,705 [high-pitched tone continues] 735 00:31:49,974 --> 00:31:51,458 Babe, there are a lot of unread messages. 736 00:31:51,542 --> 00:31:52,827 - Yeah, I know. I know. 737 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,795 I just can't. I just can't. 738 00:31:54,879 --> 00:31:57,115 It's just very long lists 739 00:31:57,215 --> 00:31:58,899 of everything that's wrong with me. 740 00:31:58,983 --> 00:32:01,836 So then he sends me more paragraphs, and it's just... 741 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,671 I've stopped being able to look at my phone, 742 00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:05,873 like, and it's fucking me up with everything, 743 00:32:05,957 --> 00:32:08,876 like work and custody stuff. 744 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,429 And it's worse now since I've done the show. 745 00:32:11,529 --> 00:32:14,315 And he's done, like, this fucking interview 746 00:32:14,399 --> 00:32:16,067 with a newspaper. 747 00:32:16,167 --> 00:32:17,885 Like, my fucking ex-husband, you know, 748 00:32:17,969 --> 00:32:19,587 talking about what it's like to be married to me. 749 00:32:19,671 --> 00:32:21,706 Like, I just can't read it. 750 00:32:21,806 --> 00:32:23,591 I can't. 751 00:32:23,675 --> 00:32:26,026 You know, I wanted to go to court and say, look, 752 00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:27,795 this is bullying behavior. 753 00:32:27,879 --> 00:32:30,998 But he basically threatened me until I agreed not to. 754 00:32:31,082 --> 00:32:32,750 - Babe, this is fucked. 755 00:32:32,850 --> 00:32:33,868 Want some MDMA? 756 00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:35,436 - No, I can't, not MDMA. 757 00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:37,037 That's gonna make everything seem like it's OK, 758 00:32:37,121 --> 00:32:38,371 and everything is not OK. 759 00:32:38,456 --> 00:32:39,874 - But that's the ideal time for MDMA. 760 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:42,593 - I know, but I have to be perfect, 761 00:32:42,694 --> 00:32:45,463 'cause he knows all this stuff. 762 00:32:45,563 --> 00:32:47,147 And he says that I'm 763 00:32:47,231 --> 00:32:49,717 an inconsistent presence in the home, 764 00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:50,835 and I am, Nay. 765 00:32:50,935 --> 00:32:52,386 I am an inconsistent presence. 766 00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:55,155 Like, when I'm there, I'm there, right? 767 00:32:55,239 --> 00:32:56,290 Like, I'm fully there. 768 00:32:56,374 --> 00:32:57,558 But when I'm not there, 769 00:32:57,642 --> 00:32:59,660 I'm, like, not there, literally. 770 00:32:59,744 --> 00:33:01,462 I'm, like, somewhere else. 771 00:33:01,546 --> 00:33:02,747 And if I'm not perfect, 772 00:33:02,847 --> 00:33:04,265 he's gonna take my kid away from me. 773 00:33:04,349 --> 00:33:05,499 - This doesn't happen; people don't just have 774 00:33:05,583 --> 00:33:07,034 their kids taken away from them 775 00:33:07,118 --> 00:33:08,836 unless they're severely abusive or mentally ill. 776 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:11,189 This is crazy. 777 00:33:11,289 --> 00:33:12,406 - OK, great, well, then I'm crazy, 778 00:33:12,490 --> 00:33:14,508 so they'll take my kid away. 779 00:33:14,592 --> 00:33:15,743 - ♪ Fuck the pain away ♪ 780 00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:17,411 - I'm so tempted to respond to him. 781 00:33:17,495 --> 00:33:19,580 - Oh, my God, text him. Do that. 782 00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:21,348 Yeah, that would be the most amazing thing 783 00:33:21,432 --> 00:33:23,918 that anyone's ever done for me in my life, like, ever. 784 00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:25,753 - I managed you for 12 years. 785 00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:27,755 - Look, it's just, I'm really worried about Frank. 786 00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:29,107 Like, I can see... 787 00:33:29,207 --> 00:33:31,258 I can see what it's doing to him, you know? 788 00:33:31,342 --> 00:33:34,112 - Yeah. No, I am gonna respond, pretending to be you. 789 00:33:34,212 --> 00:33:36,147 I'm gonna respond as you. 790 00:33:36,247 --> 00:33:39,233 Let's reverse Cyrano de Bergerac this fuck. 791 00:33:39,317 --> 00:33:41,152 - Oh, my God, Nay, I love you, Nay, 792 00:33:41,252 --> 00:33:42,436 but what about your boundaries? 793 00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,071 - Suze, they're my boundaries. 794 00:33:44,155 --> 00:33:45,639 You have to maintain your boundaries 795 00:33:45,723 --> 00:33:47,207 by not worrying about my boundaries. 796 00:33:47,291 --> 00:33:48,943 - Yeah. - You have to let me 797 00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:50,744 let down my boundaries. 798 00:33:50,828 --> 00:33:52,830 This is me keeping my boundaries 799 00:33:52,930 --> 00:33:54,715 by choosing to let them down. 800 00:33:54,799 --> 00:33:56,467 Liam, yes! - Thank you. 801 00:33:56,567 --> 00:33:59,019 both: Thank you. 802 00:33:59,103 --> 00:34:00,754 - It is wildly inappropriate for you 803 00:34:00,838 --> 00:34:02,990 to be contacting me at this time of night. 804 00:34:03,074 --> 00:34:05,192 Please stop harassing me. 805 00:34:05,276 --> 00:34:06,660 - Are you really gonna send that? 806 00:34:06,744 --> 00:34:08,028 - Of course. He's not your husband anymore. 807 00:34:08,112 --> 00:34:09,596 He's just some guy, 808 00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:11,332 not like, oh, God, I'm this poor, wounded bear. 809 00:34:11,416 --> 00:34:13,100 You wounded me, and now you have to heal me. 810 00:34:13,184 --> 00:34:14,635 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. 811 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,036 - Listen, without wishing to overstep, 812 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,755 you have many, many missed calls 813 00:34:17,855 --> 00:34:20,040 from your agent, for whom I have nothing but respect. 814 00:34:20,124 --> 00:34:22,209 - No work. No work. - Also, your dad is saying 815 00:34:22,293 --> 00:34:23,677 he wants to do a tell-all on the tell-all. 816 00:34:23,761 --> 00:34:25,863 - OK, listen, do you think it's gross 817 00:34:25,963 --> 00:34:27,081 if we watch "Dance Crazee"? 818 00:34:27,165 --> 00:34:29,149 'Cause it'll be online now. 819 00:34:29,233 --> 00:34:30,384 - Yeah. Fuck it. - Yeah? 820 00:34:30,468 --> 00:34:32,753 - Yeah, let's do it. - Yeah? 821 00:34:32,837 --> 00:34:34,121 Oh, yeah. - I got it. I got it. 822 00:34:34,205 --> 00:34:35,306 - Oh, thanks. 823 00:34:37,275 --> 00:34:39,026 [music and applause playing over TV] 824 00:34:39,110 --> 00:34:40,945 God, are you reading it? 825 00:34:41,045 --> 00:34:43,397 - My God. He looks so cold. 826 00:34:43,481 --> 00:34:44,832 Why is he so cold? 827 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:45,899 Cob, you should have had your photo taken inside. 828 00:34:45,983 --> 00:34:48,186 Then you wouldn't be so cold. 829 00:34:48,286 --> 00:34:50,588 He's so barefaced. 830 00:34:50,688 --> 00:34:51,839 God, he really rewards a beard. 831 00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:53,207 - No, no, no. - Oh, my God. 832 00:34:53,291 --> 00:34:54,608 - I bet he loves that I got thrown out 833 00:34:54,692 --> 00:34:55,642 of the show in the first week. 834 00:34:55,726 --> 00:34:57,144 I bet he fucking loves it. 835 00:34:57,228 --> 00:34:58,679 - Are you sure you want to watch this? 836 00:34:58,763 --> 00:35:00,431 - Why? Is it that bad? 837 00:35:00,531 --> 00:35:01,482 - To be honest, Suzie, these people are C-listers, man. 838 00:35:01,566 --> 00:35:02,750 You don't need to be there. 839 00:35:02,834 --> 00:35:04,385 - Shane, that's so disrespectful. 840 00:35:04,469 --> 00:35:07,071 - No, I'm just saying she's better off out of it. 841 00:35:07,171 --> 00:35:09,273 {\an8}- Bailey. all: Aw. 842 00:35:09,373 --> 00:35:11,325 {\an8}- That guy recommended me my worst-ever therapist. 843 00:35:11,409 --> 00:35:13,193 {\an8}Look how old he's got. What happened to his eyes? 844 00:35:13,277 --> 00:35:14,595 {\an8}- Can I skip forward? 845 00:35:14,679 --> 00:35:16,196 {\an8}- Yes. Please. 846 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:17,364 {\an8}We only want to see me. 847 00:35:17,448 --> 00:35:18,665 {\an8}- Oh, my God, the end. 848 00:35:18,749 --> 00:35:20,351 - Oh, my God, what? - Oh, my God. 849 00:35:20,451 --> 00:35:23,187 "So your ex-wife was an actress. 850 00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:25,372 What play does it feel like you're in right now?" 851 00:35:25,456 --> 00:35:26,840 - Does he answer that? - Such a prat. 852 00:35:26,924 --> 00:35:28,709 - "Well, I know it might look to people 853 00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:30,677 like it's 'A Doll's House'"... great call for all 854 00:35:30,761 --> 00:35:33,247 the "Daily Mail" readers who love "A Doll's House"... 855 00:35:33,331 --> 00:35:34,948 "but really, I feel like I'm in 'Medea.'" 856 00:35:35,032 --> 00:35:36,784 - What does that even mean? 857 00:35:36,868 --> 00:35:38,419 - All right, it's Suzie. Whoo! 858 00:35:38,503 --> 00:35:39,753 {\an8}- [sighs] - There she goes. 859 00:35:39,837 --> 00:35:43,023 {\an8}- OK, let's watch the heifer fuck it. 860 00:35:43,107 --> 00:35:44,925 - ♪ Just to do her hair, now ♪ - You got motion smoothing on? 861 00:35:45,009 --> 00:35:46,260 - ♪ Because she cares, y'all ♪ 862 00:35:46,344 --> 00:35:47,828 - Turn fucking motion smoothing off. 863 00:35:47,912 --> 00:35:50,664 {\an8}- ♪ She's just like you and me ♪ 864 00:35:50,748 --> 00:35:52,266 {\an8}♪ But she's homeless ♪ 865 00:35:52,350 --> 00:35:53,834 - Who would you have chosen to dance with next? 866 00:35:53,918 --> 00:35:55,836 I reckon that football guy. - Oh, blatantly. 867 00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:59,423 ♪ ♪ 868 00:35:59,524 --> 00:36:03,877 ♪ La-da-dee, la-da-da, la-da-dee, la-da-da ♪ 869 00:36:03,961 --> 00:36:07,632 [dreamy music] - [gasps] 870 00:36:07,732 --> 00:36:10,584 - ♪ La-da-dee, la-da-da, la-da-dee, la-da-da ♪ 871 00:36:10,668 --> 00:36:17,108 ♪ ♪ 872 00:36:18,209 --> 00:36:21,145 [cheers and applause over TV] 873 00:36:22,513 --> 00:36:24,498 - I think I was actually really good. 874 00:36:24,582 --> 00:36:26,066 - Yeah. 875 00:36:26,150 --> 00:36:28,152 - Like, really. 876 00:36:28,252 --> 00:36:29,636 - Can't get over the cock. 877 00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:31,756 - Oh, preach. 878 00:36:31,856 --> 00:36:33,140 - It's women that vote on these things, you know. 879 00:36:33,224 --> 00:36:34,741 Why do women hate women so much? 880 00:36:34,825 --> 00:36:36,477 We're all such stupid venal bitches. 881 00:36:36,561 --> 00:36:37,711 - Oh, my God, totally. 882 00:36:37,795 --> 00:36:38,879 - All devised by yourself 883 00:36:38,963 --> 00:36:40,347 with the limited support... 884 00:36:40,431 --> 00:36:42,716 - I loved doing that. 885 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,236 Dancing was what I always wanted to do 886 00:36:45,336 --> 00:36:46,787 before the singing and the acting, wasn't it, Arch? 887 00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:48,873 - Yeah. Yeah, it was. 888 00:36:48,973 --> 00:36:51,275 You did amazing, babe. 889 00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:53,861 {\an8}- [groans] 890 00:36:53,945 --> 00:36:56,530 - Listen, I think they're gonna ask you to come back. 891 00:36:56,614 --> 00:36:58,599 And if I were your agent, which I'm not, which is good, 892 00:36:58,683 --> 00:37:02,269 as discussed, I'd be saying to the producers, uh, what? 893 00:37:02,353 --> 00:37:03,804 Her and her ex-ex in the same show? 894 00:37:03,888 --> 00:37:06,106 - No, fuck him. Fuck him. - You know what? 895 00:37:06,190 --> 00:37:07,708 Every fucker knows that Georgina Kaplan 896 00:37:07,792 --> 00:37:09,243 has two separate eating disorders 897 00:37:09,327 --> 00:37:10,844 and that she's barely keeping it together. 898 00:37:10,928 --> 00:37:12,346 I mean, it's actually fucking irresponsible. 899 00:37:12,430 --> 00:37:14,314 - Oh, my God, that's probably the jam thing. 900 00:37:14,398 --> 00:37:16,316 She keeps giving everyone fucking jam. 901 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,703 - Yeah, and Danny Carno's dad just died, 902 00:37:18,803 --> 00:37:20,154 so I don't know, 903 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:22,422 like, there's a new format somehow. 904 00:37:22,506 --> 00:37:23,991 You're back. - No, mate. 905 00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:26,460 Also, I've got a shred of fucking dignity. 906 00:37:26,544 --> 00:37:29,463 [quirky music playing over TV] 907 00:37:29,547 --> 00:37:32,065 {\an8}♪ ♪ 908 00:37:32,149 --> 00:37:33,767 - Anyway, thanks so much for coming in. 909 00:37:33,851 --> 00:37:36,554 - Look, the show is a party, essentially. 910 00:37:36,654 --> 00:37:38,939 I mean, "DC" fans really feel that. 911 00:37:39,023 --> 00:37:41,308 Now, if you don't talk long enough 912 00:37:41,392 --> 00:37:42,827 to a stranger at a party, 913 00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:44,444 you might just think that they're irritating 914 00:37:44,528 --> 00:37:47,181 or loud or obnoxious. 915 00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:50,350 But if you got a chance to give them more time, 916 00:37:50,434 --> 00:37:53,671 you know, you might find their essential humanity. 917 00:37:56,173 --> 00:37:58,509 - So you want her back? 918 00:37:58,609 --> 00:37:59,944 - We like to alter format. 919 00:38:00,044 --> 00:38:01,361 You know, we think it keeps things fresh, 920 00:38:01,445 --> 00:38:03,914 but it has to be done with integrity. 921 00:38:04,015 --> 00:38:05,499 - Confidence. - Yeah. 922 00:38:05,583 --> 00:38:06,900 - Sure, and we were always planning a format change, 923 00:38:06,984 --> 00:38:09,836 this series called "Second Dance." 924 00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:11,238 - Yeah, like "Second Chance." - Yeah. 925 00:38:11,322 --> 00:38:12,940 [laughs] As in, if anyone dropped out, 926 00:38:13,024 --> 00:38:14,808 the audience would vote which former contestant 927 00:38:14,892 --> 00:38:16,109 could come back to replace them and have a... 928 00:38:16,193 --> 00:38:17,795 - Second dance. - Yeah. [laughs] 929 00:38:17,895 --> 00:38:19,947 - Right, but no one's dropped out. 930 00:38:20,031 --> 00:38:22,716 - Look, as we skirted around on the phone, 931 00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,518 Georgina has been talking openly 932 00:38:24,602 --> 00:38:26,220 about whether or not she can deal 933 00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:27,521 with the pressures of the show. 934 00:38:27,605 --> 00:38:29,089 - Yeah, yeah, and she's a woman, 935 00:38:29,173 --> 00:38:30,624 so the press is saying she's crazy, et cetera. 936 00:38:30,708 --> 00:38:32,059 - Exactly. 937 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:35,146 - But she is really struggling, so... 938 00:38:35,246 --> 00:38:36,314 - Yeah. 939 00:38:36,414 --> 00:38:37,798 I mean, it is a lot of jam. 940 00:38:37,882 --> 00:38:39,566 - Yeah, and if that does become the case, 941 00:38:39,650 --> 00:38:43,070 well, we only have one former contestant. 942 00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:44,388 - Surprise! - Ah! 943 00:38:44,488 --> 00:38:46,106 - Yeah. [laughs] 944 00:38:46,190 --> 00:38:47,341 - Listen, I know Georgina. 945 00:38:47,425 --> 00:38:49,026 I love Georgina, you know? 946 00:38:49,126 --> 00:38:52,779 I myself have suffered from eating disorders myself... 947 00:38:52,863 --> 00:38:54,514 not, you know, now. 948 00:38:54,598 --> 00:38:56,550 But those are actually the mental illnesses 949 00:38:56,634 --> 00:38:58,885 that most often result in death in this country, 950 00:38:58,969 --> 00:39:01,555 so it's really not something to mess about with. 951 00:39:01,639 --> 00:39:03,223 - Absolutely. - Yeah. 952 00:39:03,307 --> 00:39:05,125 - Yeah, well, I thought that was depression. 953 00:39:05,209 --> 00:39:06,510 - No, anorexia nervosa. 954 00:39:06,610 --> 00:39:07,828 - Well, depression for men. 955 00:39:07,912 --> 00:39:09,429 - Oh, that's interesting. 956 00:39:09,513 --> 00:39:11,999 - Yeah, depression for men, anorexia for women. 957 00:39:12,083 --> 00:39:13,900 Also, I suppose that depression doesn't actually kill the men. 958 00:39:13,984 --> 00:39:16,270 It's whatever it is, the gun or bridge 959 00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:18,372 or technically whatever they, you know... 960 00:39:18,456 --> 00:39:20,707 well, not the bridge, the fall from the bridge... 961 00:39:20,791 --> 00:39:23,027 or not even the fall, the impact. 962 00:39:23,127 --> 00:39:25,229 Anyway, we all have different ways 963 00:39:25,329 --> 00:39:26,713 of killing ourselves, so... [laughter] 964 00:39:26,797 --> 00:39:30,234 - Yeah, self-care. - Mm. 965 00:39:30,334 --> 00:39:32,753 - It's something that perhaps we need to look at, 966 00:39:32,837 --> 00:39:35,072 you know, gently with Georgina, you know, 967 00:39:35,172 --> 00:39:36,990 and relatively quickly, I think, yeah. 968 00:39:37,074 --> 00:39:38,542 - OK, but it's just, 969 00:39:38,642 --> 00:39:41,145 people are gonna hate me even more 970 00:39:41,245 --> 00:39:42,629 for replacing her, you know? 971 00:39:42,713 --> 00:39:43,963 No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 972 00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:46,099 I just want to crawl into a hole 973 00:39:46,183 --> 00:39:48,902 and die/take care of my kid. 974 00:39:48,986 --> 00:39:51,271 - Listen, well, your kid's not gonna be very happy 975 00:39:51,355 --> 00:39:52,823 in the hole with a dead mum. 976 00:39:52,923 --> 00:39:54,392 [laughter] 977 00:39:54,492 --> 00:39:56,076 Colin, thoughts? 978 00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:58,229 - OK, well, I mean, first of all, 979 00:39:58,329 --> 00:39:59,579 no one hates you. - No. 980 00:39:59,663 --> 00:40:01,348 - You are innately extremely lovable. 981 00:40:01,432 --> 00:40:03,050 - Thanks. - And we do have experience 982 00:40:03,134 --> 00:40:04,635 on this show of gently guiding 983 00:40:04,735 --> 00:40:08,188 the British public with VTs and such like, you know, 984 00:40:08,272 --> 00:40:10,424 against their worse instincts. 985 00:40:10,508 --> 00:40:12,758 - And there are ways this is a feminist issue. 986 00:40:12,843 --> 00:40:14,261 - Yes, yes. - Oh, absolutely. 987 00:40:14,345 --> 00:40:15,462 - You know, sometimes we have to give ourselves 988 00:40:15,546 --> 00:40:16,997 a little bit of a talking to. 989 00:40:17,081 --> 00:40:19,266 I mean, are you happy with everyone hating you? 990 00:40:19,350 --> 00:40:21,385 - Well, no, it's not lovely. 991 00:40:21,485 --> 00:40:23,770 - No, so you might... you might welcome the opportunity 992 00:40:23,854 --> 00:40:25,839 being given to you by a major broadcaster 993 00:40:25,923 --> 00:40:27,391 to turn that around. 994 00:40:27,491 --> 00:40:29,109 Like, when people say your name, 995 00:40:29,193 --> 00:40:33,063 they'd say Suzie Pickles, who won "Dance Crazee Xmas," 996 00:40:33,164 --> 00:40:35,182 rather than Suzie Pickles... - Yeah. 997 00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:36,650 - Sucked off her boss and it's on the internet. 998 00:40:36,734 --> 00:40:38,585 - All right. OK, thanks. 999 00:40:38,669 --> 00:40:40,520 - I'm just being the voice of someone else there, you know. 1000 00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:41,906 - Yeah, yeah. 1001 00:40:42,006 --> 00:40:43,724 - You know, in the final, every year, 1002 00:40:43,808 --> 00:40:46,159 audiences say screw whatever narrative they've been sold 1003 00:40:46,243 --> 00:40:47,627 and they just vote for the best dancer. 1004 00:40:47,711 --> 00:40:48,946 They just do. - Really? 1005 00:40:49,046 --> 00:40:50,597 'Cause what I really think is that 1006 00:40:50,681 --> 00:40:53,433 I don't deserve to be out. 1007 00:40:53,517 --> 00:40:54,668 Like, no, I don't... 1008 00:40:54,752 --> 00:40:56,954 I don't think that was fair. 1009 00:40:57,054 --> 00:40:58,038 - Yes, of course. - No, no, no, 1010 00:40:58,122 --> 00:40:59,406 that that goes without saying. 1011 00:40:59,490 --> 00:41:01,508 I mean, the question is, 1012 00:41:01,592 --> 00:41:02,993 what are you afraid of? 1013 00:41:05,663 --> 00:41:07,714 - I'm afraid of fucking everything, Sian. 1014 00:41:07,798 --> 00:41:08,915 - We're clear. 1015 00:41:08,999 --> 00:41:10,317 We want to keep the format fresh 1016 00:41:10,401 --> 00:41:11,718 and give the audience another chance. 1017 00:41:11,802 --> 00:41:13,353 - Well, contractually, what can we do? 1018 00:41:13,437 --> 00:41:16,390 [indistinct chatter] 1019 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:19,393 [Harry Belafonte's "Jump In the Line (Shake, Senora)"] 1020 00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:20,310 ♪ ♪ 1021 00:41:32,089 --> 00:41:33,824 - OK, keep dancing. 1022 00:41:33,924 --> 00:41:36,710 Find yourself a partner and say something about yourself. 1023 00:41:36,794 --> 00:41:38,078 Hi, I'm Ashley. 1024 00:41:38,162 --> 00:41:39,112 I like broccoli. 1025 00:41:39,196 --> 00:41:40,113 Anything you like. 1026 00:41:40,197 --> 00:41:41,432 Different each time. 1027 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:43,550 - Hi again. 1028 00:41:43,634 --> 00:41:44,918 I'm Suzie, 1029 00:41:45,002 --> 00:41:47,554 and I'm grateful to be back. 1030 00:41:47,638 --> 00:41:49,273 - OK, swap. - I'm Bailey. 1031 00:41:49,373 --> 00:41:50,590 - Oh! [laughs] 1032 00:41:50,674 --> 00:41:52,325 - And I used to be married to you. 1033 00:41:52,409 --> 00:41:55,946 - I'm Suzie, and I have absolutely no memory of that. 1034 00:41:56,046 --> 00:41:57,915 - Ah. - OK, change. 1035 00:41:58,015 --> 00:42:02,235 - I'm not an alcoholic, but I probably drink too much. 1036 00:42:02,319 --> 00:42:04,104 Whoo! - Hey, hey. 1037 00:42:04,188 --> 00:42:07,073 I'm Otis, and I love my country. 1038 00:42:07,157 --> 00:42:08,341 - Hello. - Hi. 1039 00:42:08,425 --> 00:42:09,443 - I'm Stella. - Oh, hi. 1040 00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:10,427 - Oh, sorry. - Wow. 1041 00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:11,912 - And I have two dogs. 1042 00:42:11,996 --> 00:42:13,346 - Oh, ooh. 1043 00:42:13,430 --> 00:42:16,033 I'm Suzie, and I have no dogs. 1044 00:42:16,133 --> 00:42:17,384 I hate dogs. - OK, change. 1045 00:42:17,468 --> 00:42:18,985 - I'm Danny. 1046 00:42:19,069 --> 00:42:20,821 My dad died, and I can't think about anything else. 1047 00:42:20,905 --> 00:42:24,024 - Lovely. OK, OK, spread out. 1048 00:42:24,108 --> 00:42:28,195 Now, we know that the theme of this week is pairing up. 1049 00:42:28,279 --> 00:42:31,264 Remember, guys, best dancers get to pick their partner. 1050 00:42:31,348 --> 00:42:33,350 If you don't get picked, you go home. 1051 00:42:33,450 --> 00:42:35,469 So you want to be in the top half of the leaderboard 1052 00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:36,770 to ensure that you're a picker... 1053 00:42:36,854 --> 00:42:37,838 - Any idea? - And not a pickee. 1054 00:42:37,922 --> 00:42:38,839 - No idea. - Oh, good. 1055 00:42:38,923 --> 00:42:40,006 I thought I was thick. 1056 00:42:40,090 --> 00:42:42,626 - No, you are thick, but... 1057 00:42:42,726 --> 00:42:44,978 - Nice to have you back, Pickles. 1058 00:42:45,062 --> 00:42:47,264 - Ooh. - And let's move those hips. 1059 00:42:47,364 --> 00:42:49,583 Sink it nice and low. 1060 00:42:49,667 --> 00:42:52,069 And hip, hip, hip, hip. 1061 00:42:52,169 --> 00:42:53,353 Step, step, step. - [laughs] 1062 00:42:53,437 --> 00:42:54,672 - Step, step, step. 1063 00:42:54,772 --> 00:42:58,758 ♪ ♪ 1064 00:42:58,842 --> 00:43:01,261 - ♪ Shake, shake, shake, Senora ♪ 1065 00:43:01,345 --> 00:43:03,113 ♪ ♪ 1066 00:43:03,213 --> 00:43:05,149 ♪ Shake your body line ♪ 1067 00:43:05,249 --> 00:43:07,351 ♪ ♪ Work, work, work, Senora ♪ 1068 00:43:07,451 --> 00:43:09,753 ♪ ♪ 1069 00:43:09,853 --> 00:43:11,471 ♪ Work it all the time ♪ 1070 00:43:11,555 --> 00:43:13,390 ♪ Senora dances Calypso ♪ 1071 00:43:13,490 --> 00:43:15,475 ♪ Left to right is the tempo ♪ 1072 00:43:15,559 --> 00:43:17,428 ♪ And when she gets the sensation ♪ 1073 00:43:17,528 --> 00:43:19,913 ♪ She go up in the air, come down in slow motion ♪ 1074 00:43:19,997 --> 00:43:21,147 ♪ Jump in the line ♪ 1075 00:43:21,231 --> 00:43:22,482 ♪ Rock your body in time ♪ 1076 00:43:22,566 --> 00:43:24,384 Somebody help me! 1077 00:43:24,468 --> 00:43:25,585 ♪ Jump in the line ♪ 1078 00:43:25,669 --> 00:43:26,920 ♪ Rock your body in time ♪ 1079 00:43:27,004 --> 00:43:28,221 - Can you just get out of the way? 1080 00:43:28,305 --> 00:43:29,422 - ♪ Jump in the line ♪ 1081 00:43:29,506 --> 00:43:30,724 ♪ Rock your body in time ♪ 1082 00:43:30,808 --> 00:43:32,359 - One more. One more, one more! 1083 00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:34,745 Slide, step. Slide, step. 1084 00:43:34,845 --> 00:43:36,714 - Whoo! 1085 00:43:36,814 --> 00:43:38,916 [indistinct chatter] 1086 00:43:39,016 --> 00:43:40,751 - ♪ Shake it all the time ♪ 1087 00:43:40,851 --> 00:43:43,153 ♪ Work, work, work, Senora ♪ 1088 00:43:43,253 --> 00:43:46,190 [indistinct chatter] 1089 00:43:48,092 --> 00:43:49,627 - OK, let's go again. 1090 00:43:49,727 --> 00:43:51,195 We have got this. 1091 00:43:51,295 --> 00:43:52,979 We're so close. 1092 00:43:53,063 --> 00:43:54,314 No one wants to go home tomorrow night. 1093 00:43:54,398 --> 00:43:55,682 Are you ready? - Yes, we're ready. 1094 00:43:55,766 --> 00:43:57,317 Come on. - Let's do one from the top. 1095 00:43:57,401 --> 00:43:59,786 Let's stay focused but keep the fun, OK? 1096 00:43:59,870 --> 00:44:00,787 - Whoo! - All right. 1097 00:44:00,871 --> 00:44:01,988 - Come on! - Yes! 1098 00:44:02,072 --> 00:44:03,590 - All right. - Come on. 1099 00:44:03,674 --> 00:44:05,926 - OK, guys, let's get into this opening tableau. 1100 00:44:06,010 --> 00:44:08,595 Hold this. 5, 6, 7, holding. 1101 00:44:08,679 --> 00:44:09,996 1, 2, 3. 1102 00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:11,431 [cheers and applause] 1103 00:44:11,515 --> 00:44:15,235 [Little Richard's "Lucille" playing] 1104 00:44:15,319 --> 00:44:19,590 ♪ Lucille, you won't do your sister's will ♪ 1105 00:44:19,690 --> 00:44:21,592 ♪ ♪ 1106 00:44:21,692 --> 00:44:26,546 ♪ Lucille, you won't do your sister's will ♪ 1107 00:44:26,630 --> 00:44:28,465 ♪ ♪ 1108 00:44:28,565 --> 00:44:33,219 ♪ You ran off and married, but I love you still ♪ 1109 00:44:33,303 --> 00:44:34,788 [cheers and applause] 1110 00:44:34,872 --> 00:44:36,823 ♪ I woke up this morning ♪ 1111 00:44:36,907 --> 00:44:38,592 ♪ Lucille was not in sight ♪ 1112 00:44:38,676 --> 00:44:40,193 ♪ I asked my friends about her ♪ 1113 00:44:40,277 --> 00:44:41,761 ♪ But all their lips were tight ♪ 1114 00:44:41,845 --> 00:44:43,863 ♪ Lucille ♪ 1115 00:44:43,947 --> 00:44:46,499 ♪ Please come back where you belong ♪ 1116 00:44:46,583 --> 00:44:48,068 ♪ ♪ 1117 00:44:48,152 --> 00:44:50,470 ♪ I been good to you, baby ♪ 1118 00:44:50,554 --> 00:44:53,106 ♪ Please don't leave me alone ♪ 1119 00:44:53,190 --> 00:44:55,342 ♪ Whoa ♪ 1120 00:44:55,426 --> 00:44:56,259 ♪ ♪ 1121 00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:12,626 [cheers and applause] 1122 00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:15,145 ♪ ♪ 1123 00:45:15,245 --> 00:45:16,830 ♪ I woke up this morning ♪ 1124 00:45:16,914 --> 00:45:18,632 ♪ Lucille was not in sight ♪ 1125 00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:20,266 ♪ I asked my friends about her ♪ 1126 00:45:20,350 --> 00:45:21,835 ♪ But all their lips were tight ♪ 1127 00:45:21,919 --> 00:45:24,070 ♪ Lucille ♪ 1128 00:45:24,154 --> 00:45:26,706 ♪ Please come back where you belong ♪ 1129 00:45:26,790 --> 00:45:28,425 ♪ ♪ 1130 00:45:28,525 --> 00:45:30,594 ♪ I played for it, baby ♪ 1131 00:45:30,694 --> 00:45:33,713 ♪ And gave you such a wonderful start ♪ 1132 00:45:33,797 --> 00:45:38,035 ♪ ♪ 1133 00:45:38,135 --> 00:45:41,354 [cheers and applause] 1134 00:45:41,438 --> 00:45:43,707 [upbeat music] 1135 00:45:43,807 --> 00:45:47,511 - OK, so that was bonkers and brilliant 1136 00:45:47,611 --> 00:45:50,430 and only week two, oh. 1137 00:45:50,514 --> 00:45:53,700 We owe so much thanks to our choreographer, Ashley. 1138 00:45:53,784 --> 00:45:55,669 [cheers and applause] 1139 00:45:55,753 --> 00:46:00,224 And now the bit that makes my heart go dance crazee. 1140 00:46:00,324 --> 00:46:01,792 It's time to couple up. 1141 00:46:01,892 --> 00:46:04,144 Whoever doesn't get picked will be going home. 1142 00:46:04,228 --> 00:46:06,312 And the voting is closed. 1143 00:46:06,396 --> 00:46:07,914 Who will be dancing with who? 1144 00:46:07,998 --> 00:46:09,516 You'll be voting for your favorite dancer, 1145 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:11,551 and that will decide the order they get to choose 1146 00:46:11,635 --> 00:46:14,354 their Christmas companion for next week. 1147 00:46:14,438 --> 00:46:17,307 [cheers and applause] 1148 00:46:17,407 --> 00:46:18,825 - Yes! - Oh! 1149 00:46:18,909 --> 00:46:20,627 - Yes! 1150 00:46:20,711 --> 00:46:22,195 - We start at the top of the leaderboard, 1151 00:46:22,279 --> 00:46:25,098 and it is Danny Carno. 1152 00:46:25,182 --> 00:46:28,635 [cheers and applause] Danny, how you doing? 1153 00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:30,904 - Yeah, I'm all right. [chuckles] 1154 00:46:30,988 --> 00:46:32,906 It's been the hardest week of my life, 1155 00:46:32,990 --> 00:46:35,041 but this has, weirdly, for me been a respite, so... 1156 00:46:35,125 --> 00:46:37,911 - OK, so I will get into it. 1157 00:46:37,995 --> 00:46:39,979 You've been voted the best dancer here. 1158 00:46:40,063 --> 00:46:43,834 Who do you, Danny, want to dance with next week? 1159 00:46:43,934 --> 00:46:45,051 - Everyone here's a legend. 1160 00:46:45,135 --> 00:46:47,620 I'd happily dance with anyone. 1161 00:46:47,704 --> 00:46:49,273 Tab, would you dance with me? 1162 00:46:49,373 --> 00:46:50,390 - Yes! - Tab! 1163 00:46:50,474 --> 00:46:52,792 - Oh, look at that. 1164 00:46:52,876 --> 00:46:54,861 Ex-footballer and current footballer. 1165 00:46:54,945 --> 00:46:56,229 What a score. 1166 00:46:56,313 --> 00:46:58,398 Stella? - Go, Stella! 1167 00:46:58,482 --> 00:46:59,666 - Who's it gonna be? 1168 00:46:59,750 --> 00:47:01,067 - Zak...[laughs] 1169 00:47:01,151 --> 00:47:02,268 Would you like to be my partner? 1170 00:47:02,352 --> 00:47:03,387 - Yes, please. 1171 00:47:03,487 --> 00:47:05,789 - Aw, Zak, how do you feel? 1172 00:47:05,889 --> 00:47:08,392 - Very happy. - Joy, here we go. 1173 00:47:08,492 --> 00:47:10,076 Up next. 1174 00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:12,712 - Benny. - [speaking indistinctly] 1175 00:47:12,796 --> 00:47:15,666 - So far, so heteronormative. 1176 00:47:15,766 --> 00:47:17,150 You're adorable. 1177 00:47:17,234 --> 00:47:19,552 Bailey Quinn. [cheers and applause] 1178 00:47:19,636 --> 00:47:22,756 Will it be Otis Carver, ex-military journalist 1179 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:25,676 and activist, or your ex-wife? 1180 00:47:25,776 --> 00:47:28,712 - I hate having to do this, but I also have to, obviously. 1181 00:47:28,812 --> 00:47:31,264 But neither of these people deserve to be solo. 1182 00:47:31,348 --> 00:47:32,565 They're both better dancers than me. 1183 00:47:32,649 --> 00:47:36,503 But of course, I'm afraid it... 1184 00:47:36,587 --> 00:47:39,139 oh, Otis. 1185 00:47:39,223 --> 00:47:43,076 I'm sorry, Otis, but it has to be my Suzie P. 1186 00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:45,945 [cheers and applause] 1187 00:47:46,029 --> 00:47:48,966 ♪ ♪ 1188 00:47:50,634 --> 00:47:53,103 - Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1189 00:47:53,203 --> 00:47:55,321 - No, thank you for making me look transphobic. 1190 00:47:55,405 --> 00:47:56,623 - [laughs] 1191 00:47:56,707 --> 00:47:57,957 - You were the best one out there. 1192 00:47:58,041 --> 00:48:00,344 - Oh, look, I'm gonna call Frank. 1193 00:48:00,444 --> 00:48:02,662 Will you hold the phone for... wait, wait. 1194 00:48:02,746 --> 00:48:04,147 Hey! Hold it. Hold it. 1195 00:48:04,248 --> 00:48:05,398 Hey, baby. 1196 00:48:05,482 --> 00:48:07,700 {\an8}- Hey! Did you see me? 1197 00:48:07,784 --> 00:48:09,186 Were you watching? 1198 00:48:09,286 --> 00:48:10,387 - Mummy. 1199 00:48:10,487 --> 00:48:12,556 - Did you see Mummy? 1200 00:48:15,559 --> 00:48:17,995 - Sorry. Wait. 1201 00:48:18,095 --> 00:48:19,563 What do you mean? 1202 00:48:20,464 --> 00:48:22,266 No, he does have the channel. 1203 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:24,751 Is it... right, is that what he said? 1204 00:48:24,835 --> 00:48:26,152 Is he there? 1205 00:48:26,236 --> 00:48:27,720 - Yeah, it's not your time, Suzie. 1206 00:48:27,804 --> 00:48:30,240 It's not your time. Thank you. 1207 00:48:35,012 --> 00:48:36,280 - Did he hang up? 1208 00:48:37,881 --> 00:48:39,599 - Suzie, sorry, your dressing room is actually... 1209 00:48:39,683 --> 00:48:41,752 - Just... please. 1210 00:48:41,852 --> 00:48:44,037 - Yeah, but we've been practicing, you know? 1211 00:48:44,121 --> 00:48:45,271 He wanted to watch. 1212 00:48:45,355 --> 00:48:47,874 - Don't let him ruin it. 1213 00:48:47,958 --> 00:48:49,309 Have you forgotten how doors work? 1214 00:48:49,393 --> 00:48:50,743 - What am I doing? 1215 00:48:50,827 --> 00:48:52,712 He's trying to take my kid away from me. 1216 00:48:52,796 --> 00:48:54,113 I'm just accepting it. 1217 00:48:54,197 --> 00:48:55,248 I'm not gonna get Frank for Christmas. 1218 00:48:55,332 --> 00:48:56,716 That's insane. - What? 1219 00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:59,018 No, he should be with his mum, first Christmas. 1220 00:48:59,102 --> 00:49:00,553 - Yeah, I know. - Here. 1221 00:49:00,637 --> 00:49:02,088 - What are we doing? I should get Christmas. 1222 00:49:02,172 --> 00:49:05,024 - Right, there was some confusion over who was... 1223 00:49:05,108 --> 00:49:07,427 we've moved your things to another... just for tonight, 1224 00:49:07,511 --> 00:49:09,562 we've got you a bit further down due to the confusion 1225 00:49:09,646 --> 00:49:10,997 about you leaving. - Ooh, a bit further down. 1226 00:49:11,081 --> 00:49:12,265 - It's actually bigger. 1227 00:49:12,349 --> 00:49:13,633 - Oh, yeah, bigger but further away. 1228 00:49:13,717 --> 00:49:15,101 How do we interpret that? - Look, I can say 1229 00:49:15,185 --> 00:49:16,569 all the same things that he's saying. 1230 00:49:16,653 --> 00:49:18,238 I'm just too afraid, you know? 1231 00:49:18,322 --> 00:49:19,939 Am I mad? God, am I mad? 1232 00:49:20,023 --> 00:49:21,474 Like, I have the same rights. 1233 00:49:21,558 --> 00:49:23,543 I literally built that child from my bones. 1234 00:49:23,627 --> 00:49:25,996 - You should have whatever you want. 1235 00:49:27,798 --> 00:49:29,549 - I'm not a bad mother, 1236 00:49:29,633 --> 00:49:30,750 I'm not a bad dancer, 1237 00:49:30,834 --> 00:49:32,385 and I'm not a bad person. 1238 00:49:32,469 --> 00:49:34,304 [tense music] 1239 00:49:34,404 --> 00:49:35,906 And I'm gonna win. 1240 00:49:36,006 --> 00:49:38,424 I'm gonna win. 1241 00:49:38,508 --> 00:49:39,859 [door slams] 1242 00:49:39,943 --> 00:49:42,913 [footsteps tapping] 1243 00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:49,552 ♪ ♪ 1244 00:49:55,559 --> 00:49:58,478 [electronic music] 1245 00:49:58,562 --> 00:50:03,349 ♪ ♪ 1246 00:50:03,433 --> 00:50:05,418 - I am back. 1247 00:50:05,502 --> 00:50:07,754 [indistinct] is here! 1248 00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:11,357 ♪ ♪ 1249 00:50:11,441 --> 00:50:14,344 [singers vocalizing] 1250 00:50:14,444 --> 00:50:15,277 ♪ ♪ 88900

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