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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:28,621 --> 00:01:30,054 We can leave our shit here, right? 2 00:01:30,123 --> 00:01:31,488 Yeah, we're coming back tomorrow. 3 00:01:31,558 --> 00:01:32,957 Directions to my place. 4 00:01:33,026 --> 00:01:34,459 I don't need them. I printed them out. 5 00:01:34,527 --> 00:01:35,960 - You take the Harrison- - I'm cool. 6 00:01:36,029 --> 00:01:38,429 Hey, J.D., you can park your motorcycle 7 00:01:38,498 --> 00:01:39,465 right in front of my car. 8 00:01:39,532 --> 00:01:40,590 There's a little space right there. 9 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:41,691 My bike's in the shop. 10 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:43,133 I think I'm gonna take a pass on tonight. 11 00:01:43,203 --> 00:01:44,192 Why? 12 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:45,669 I've got things to do. 13 00:01:45,738 --> 00:01:46,830 Your "things" can wait. 14 00:01:46,906 --> 00:01:48,567 You committed. 15 00:01:49,042 --> 00:01:50,100 Bitch. 16 00:01:50,176 --> 00:01:52,474 Game player... wants us to beg. 17 00:01:52,545 --> 00:01:53,603 I'll beg. 18 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:55,648 J.D., you can ride with me. 19 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:44,324 Sorry. 20 00:02:45,265 --> 00:02:49,395 Columns, naked statues, and not one fucking window. 21 00:03:08,721 --> 00:03:10,188 Kris? 22 00:03:10,256 --> 00:03:12,121 I'm in the bathroom! 23 00:03:17,964 --> 00:03:19,261 How are they? 24 00:03:19,332 --> 00:03:21,232 I've smelled better. 25 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:25,194 What is that? 26 00:03:25,271 --> 00:03:26,499 A hit of E. 27 00:03:26,573 --> 00:03:28,632 One hit of E. 28 00:03:29,742 --> 00:03:31,266 I'm just gonna go put some clothes on. 29 00:03:31,344 --> 00:03:32,311 Okay. 30 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:33,743 Didn't your mother teach you how to share? 31 00:03:33,813 --> 00:03:35,246 She was a selfish bitch. 32 00:03:35,315 --> 00:03:36,475 Hey. 33 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:38,312 Do you want a nice evening? 34 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:40,545 Or a 'let's see how far we can go' evening? 35 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:43,555 Unless it ends in sex, it's all bullshit right? 36 00:03:43,623 --> 00:03:45,784 Then I suggest you cut that up into four pieces. 37 00:03:45,858 --> 00:03:47,587 Cut what into four pieces? 38 00:03:47,660 --> 00:03:50,094 That hit of X he was about to do himself. 39 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:53,030 - Fork it over, baby. - Fork it over, baby. 40 00:03:58,871 --> 00:04:01,032 Open your mouth. 41 00:04:01,107 --> 00:04:03,166 Put out your tongue. 42 00:04:05,545 --> 00:04:06,944 Say ah! 43 00:04:07,013 --> 00:04:08,742 Ah. 44 00:04:10,483 --> 00:04:11,950 Who gets Rafe's quarter? 45 00:04:12,018 --> 00:04:13,212 Pick me, pick me. 46 00:04:13,286 --> 00:04:14,583 It's my fucking E. 47 00:04:14,654 --> 00:04:15,621 Wait. 48 00:04:15,688 --> 00:04:17,053 Why shouldn't we give it to Rafe? 49 00:04:17,123 --> 00:04:18,454 He's detoxing or something. 50 00:04:18,524 --> 00:04:20,185 Why, is he sick? 51 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:21,420 You're retarded, man. 52 00:04:21,494 --> 00:04:22,483 What? 53 00:04:22,562 --> 00:04:24,621 Some guys just like to be healthy. 54 00:04:24,697 --> 00:04:26,460 Sounds fucking boring to me. 55 00:04:26,532 --> 00:04:27,897 Could you leave so I can dress? 56 00:04:27,967 --> 00:04:29,093 Sure you don't need any help? 57 00:04:29,168 --> 00:04:31,068 Get out! 58 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:39,178 Something for my little friend the fag. 59 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:52,151 Totally forgot about food, 60 00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:53,988 so if you're hungry we're gonna have to order in. 61 00:04:54,060 --> 00:04:55,493 This is fine for me now, thanks. 62 00:04:55,561 --> 00:04:57,222 I borrowed a T if you don't mind. 63 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,662 I don't mind. 64 00:04:58,731 --> 00:05:01,029 Might not have food, but I have plenty of liquor! 65 00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:02,089 Who wants a drink? 66 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:04,728 I'm in a sour mood so I'd like a sour drink. 67 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:06,396 Tall glass filled with vodka. 68 00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:07,803 Good vodka. 69 00:05:07,874 --> 00:05:09,569 Soda if you have it. 70 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:12,042 I forgot how palatial this place is. 71 00:05:12,111 --> 00:05:13,305 How come you still have the sets up 72 00:05:13,379 --> 00:05:14,710 from that porno we did? What was it called? 73 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:15,839 "Womb Raiders". 74 00:05:15,915 --> 00:05:16,904 "In Diana Jones". 75 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,143 "Spurtacus". 76 00:05:18,217 --> 00:05:20,742 It was "Who's Afraid of Virginia's Cooch". 77 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:22,185 I don't know... I was home sick. 78 00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:23,620 Kind of reminds me of Vegas. 79 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:25,214 What happened to you, Rafe? 80 00:05:25,291 --> 00:05:26,656 I haven't heard from you in months. 81 00:05:26,726 --> 00:05:28,284 Started school. Decided to get a degree. 82 00:05:28,361 --> 00:05:29,589 What's your major? 83 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:31,687 Women's Studies. 84 00:05:32,465 --> 00:05:34,524 What's a gay man doing studying women's issues? 85 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:35,726 What's wrong with that? 86 00:05:35,802 --> 00:05:37,770 - I don't get it. - It's not weird. 87 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:39,828 What does a gay man want to know about women? 88 00:05:39,906 --> 00:05:41,339 How to thoroughly defeat us? 89 00:05:41,407 --> 00:05:42,840 You're doing a fine job without me. 90 00:05:42,909 --> 00:05:44,536 - See? - She's baiting you, Rafe. 91 00:05:44,610 --> 00:05:45,542 That's not what I meant. 92 00:05:45,611 --> 00:05:46,805 And you know if you're in man-hater mode, 93 00:05:46,879 --> 00:05:48,403 I've had a long day and don't want to get into this shit. 94 00:05:48,481 --> 00:05:50,472 I'm just saying... but man-hater? 95 00:05:50,550 --> 00:05:51,744 Shouldn't you be supportive of a man 96 00:05:51,818 --> 00:05:52,978 wanting to know more about women? 97 00:05:53,052 --> 00:05:54,383 Why should I be supportive? 98 00:05:54,454 --> 00:05:55,978 Because I could somehow make a contribution? 99 00:05:56,055 --> 00:05:57,545 Who asked you to? 100 00:05:57,623 --> 00:05:58,715 I'm not being mean. 101 00:05:58,791 --> 00:06:00,122 Just playing devil's advocate. 102 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:02,161 No other woman I know thinks it's weird. 103 00:06:02,228 --> 00:06:03,627 Maybe they're humoring you. 104 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:05,129 I think you're useless unless you can 105 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:06,529 sleep with both sexes. 106 00:06:06,599 --> 00:06:07,657 What? 107 00:06:07,734 --> 00:06:09,565 Just trying to change the subject. 108 00:06:09,635 --> 00:06:11,227 So what you're really saying is that we're only 109 00:06:11,304 --> 00:06:13,465 enlightened if we like everybody's sex organs? 110 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:15,530 Especially the parts we can suck. 111 00:06:15,608 --> 00:06:17,576 I will say that if you've got a bigger dick 112 00:06:17,643 --> 00:06:19,941 than a guy, it's guaranteed that he'll go down on you first. 113 00:06:20,012 --> 00:06:21,673 - Nasty. - Why? 114 00:06:21,748 --> 00:06:23,978 It's just misplaced maternal projections. 115 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:26,041 Do you suck a pussy or do you lick it? 116 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:27,484 The quandary! 117 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:29,180 The wisdom keeps coming. 118 00:06:29,255 --> 00:06:31,246 A man not afraid of eating out a woman 119 00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:33,121 is a man not afraid of women! 120 00:06:33,192 --> 00:06:35,888 Many straight guys won't go down on it and you know it. 121 00:06:35,962 --> 00:06:38,556 FYl, "it's" called a vagina. 122 00:06:38,631 --> 00:06:42,727 So J.D., do you like suckling breasts? 123 00:06:42,802 --> 00:06:44,429 I'm a breast guy. 124 00:06:44,504 --> 00:06:45,994 Yeah, but do you eat out a pussy? 125 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:47,733 God, it just rolls off the tongue. 126 00:06:47,807 --> 00:06:49,638 Finger-licking good. 127 00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:51,404 - You're vile. - I responded. 128 00:06:51,477 --> 00:06:53,468 So you like a woman in her totality? 129 00:06:53,546 --> 00:06:54,410 Totally. 130 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:55,742 You don't reduce her to body parts? 131 00:06:55,815 --> 00:06:57,009 I love breasts and I have 132 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:58,778 no problem whatsoever with pussy. 133 00:06:58,851 --> 00:07:00,716 But I've never seen you with a fat girl. 134 00:07:00,787 --> 00:07:02,015 So what? 135 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:03,555 She's still a woman. 136 00:07:03,623 --> 00:07:04,681 You wouldn't date a fat girl? 137 00:07:04,757 --> 00:07:06,884 I'd let her suck my dick as long as she wasn't grotesque. 138 00:07:06,959 --> 00:07:08,358 Trust me... you're not enlightened. 139 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,328 That's a very nice way of putting it. 140 00:07:10,396 --> 00:07:12,887 I don't see why you're all obsessed with fat. 141 00:07:12,965 --> 00:07:14,933 Lesbians don't care so much. 142 00:07:15,001 --> 00:07:16,696 Because they're all fat. 143 00:07:16,769 --> 00:07:18,100 Like me? 144 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:20,833 Besides, I've loved many fat girls. 145 00:07:20,907 --> 00:07:22,636 Doesn't make you enlightened according to 146 00:07:22,708 --> 00:07:25,108 this lame-ass, suck-me theory. 147 00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:28,636 A guy puts his dick in your face, you'd bite it off. 148 00:07:28,714 --> 00:07:30,079 Yeah, but you haven't sucked one either 149 00:07:30,149 --> 00:07:31,741 so don't go getting high and mighty with me. 150 00:07:31,818 --> 00:07:34,116 Nope... not going against nature. 151 00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:35,211 Here we go. 152 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,119 Going against nature totally excludes oral sex 153 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:38,680 from the equation then? 154 00:07:38,758 --> 00:07:41,556 I'm sure many women will be relieved to know 155 00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:43,424 they don't have to hear, 156 00:07:43,496 --> 00:07:46,897 "Suck it harder, not so hard, now lick my balls". 157 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:50,231 Blow jobs, lesbian sex, and doggie-style are all fine. 158 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:53,067 But fat chicks and butt-fucking dudes 159 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:54,970 just doesn't fly right by me. 160 00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:57,908 Let's talk about the glandular surprise in your ass. 161 00:07:57,977 --> 00:07:59,638 Dude, you're disturbing me. 162 00:07:59,712 --> 00:08:01,441 Women can hit it too. 163 00:08:01,514 --> 00:08:03,539 Just you try going near a straight guy's asshole. 164 00:08:03,616 --> 00:08:04,776 Just you try. 165 00:08:04,851 --> 00:08:06,876 Yeah... stay away from my asshole! 166 00:08:06,953 --> 00:08:09,046 No decent girl wants to go near that dirty thing. 167 00:08:09,121 --> 00:08:10,247 Fuck you, already. 168 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,314 Wait, isn't the point of sex to Christians like J.D. 169 00:08:12,391 --> 00:08:13,722 about procreation anyway? 170 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:15,192 That's why we call you guys breeders... 171 00:08:15,261 --> 00:08:16,785 you think it's your job. 172 00:08:16,863 --> 00:08:19,730 I'm not Christian. I'm Catholic. 173 00:08:19,799 --> 00:08:21,790 I think it's actually very simple. 174 00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:23,893 We're sexual creatures. 175 00:08:23,970 --> 00:08:25,835 Ultimately, we could take it anyway we can get it. 176 00:08:25,905 --> 00:08:27,270 Penguins mate for life. 177 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:28,602 You're not a penguin. 178 00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:30,835 We're closest to apes, actually, and they don't mate for life. 179 00:08:30,910 --> 00:08:33,310 Well, fucking everything that moves won't solve anything. 180 00:08:33,379 --> 00:08:34,812 I think the queer Roman priests tried 181 00:08:34,881 --> 00:08:36,348 and it didn't work out so well for them. 182 00:08:36,415 --> 00:08:38,042 So you really do think women are perfect? 183 00:08:38,117 --> 00:08:41,814 Isn't every crime against humanity committed by a man? 184 00:08:41,888 --> 00:08:43,856 A sexually frustrated man who turns to his knife 185 00:08:43,923 --> 00:08:46,050 or his gun or his bomb to destroy what he can't 186 00:08:46,125 --> 00:08:48,491 reconcile what's in himself? 187 00:08:48,561 --> 00:08:51,428 Something tells me this is going to be a long evening. 188 00:08:51,497 --> 00:08:54,660 Be honest with yourself. Estrogen doesn't make us happy. 189 00:08:54,734 --> 00:08:56,258 Be honest with your self. 190 00:08:56,335 --> 00:08:58,826 Women have been the ultimate rape victims 191 00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:00,964 and Christianity the ultimate penis. 192 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,905 You can't tell me that's not true. 193 00:09:02,975 --> 00:09:04,272 And you're not a man-hater because...? 194 00:09:04,343 --> 00:09:05,970 Continuation of this argument implies that she 195 00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:07,637 is afraid of giving up control. 196 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:09,442 And you're not a control freak? 197 00:09:09,515 --> 00:09:11,847 The beauty of life is often found when we give up control. 198 00:09:11,918 --> 00:09:13,442 Confucius say... 199 00:09:13,519 --> 00:09:15,180 Can we change the subject? 200 00:09:15,254 --> 00:09:16,744 Why? Afraid you're gonna go to hell? 201 00:09:16,822 --> 00:09:18,915 Maybe. Guilt by association. 202 00:09:18,991 --> 00:09:20,219 Fuck hell. 203 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:21,885 And by the way, fuck your male god. 204 00:09:21,961 --> 00:09:23,326 Step back, girls. 205 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,330 Lightning's about to rip through the ceiling. 206 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,695 I'm not scared. 207 00:09:26,766 --> 00:09:29,234 Your god's aim ain't that great, if you think about it. 208 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,504 Hey, can you hang on? 209 00:09:43,783 --> 00:09:44,977 God damn! 210 00:09:45,051 --> 00:09:47,542 Has she always been such an angry bitch? 211 00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:48,746 Rafe, are you okay? 212 00:09:48,821 --> 00:09:50,914 I... need something more to eat or something. 213 00:09:50,990 --> 00:09:52,753 Help yourself. 214 00:09:55,695 --> 00:09:58,061 Are you gonna hog that thing or what? 215 00:09:59,298 --> 00:10:02,358 Thank you. I did miss you guys. 216 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,494 It's so hard to find anyone to talk to anymore. 217 00:10:04,570 --> 00:10:06,435 Mental masturbation between three hormonal 218 00:10:06,505 --> 00:10:09,201 bitches is not my idea of a good time. 219 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,970 You need to quit talking in stereotypes, 220 00:10:11,043 --> 00:10:13,068 even if it is in jest. 221 00:10:13,145 --> 00:10:14,703 - Kris? - What? 222 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:16,941 Free fucking country! 223 00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:20,044 Don't be such a brute. 224 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:23,452 I think you might enjoy what's about to happen. 225 00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:38,195 So you're blowing me off for her? 226 00:10:39,105 --> 00:10:41,300 Fine. Call me later. 227 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,604 I'm sure you'll be around! 228 00:10:55,054 --> 00:10:57,181 - You okay? - Never better. 229 00:10:57,256 --> 00:10:58,416 I should probably get going. 230 00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,685 I'm not really feeling that great. 231 00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:00,987 You're not leaving me alone with that one. 232 00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:02,425 Now see... you talk like you don't like me, 233 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:03,723 but you do. 234 00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:06,993 Of course I like you. You amuse me. 235 00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:10,160 That was supposed to be a cut, but it doesn't matter. 236 00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:15,037 'Cause I've got a nice buzz on and I'm all about the love. 237 00:11:15,107 --> 00:11:16,665 Now if you'll excuse me, 238 00:11:16,742 --> 00:11:19,472 I have to go to the little girl's room. 239 00:11:19,545 --> 00:11:21,979 Aim carefully. Rosa just cleaned my floors. 240 00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:24,039 Better yet... just sit. 241 00:11:24,116 --> 00:11:26,676 Why do you have two eights on your wall? 242 00:11:26,752 --> 00:11:28,242 They're hearts. 243 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:31,221 - Where? - On my wall. 244 00:11:33,325 --> 00:11:34,690 What are they, really? 245 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:37,092 A doorway to higher consciousness. 246 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,365 You okay? 247 00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:43,834 They're giving me a headache. 248 00:11:43,903 --> 00:11:44,995 Let's just leave then. 249 00:11:45,071 --> 00:11:46,333 When things could get interesting? 250 00:11:46,405 --> 00:11:47,394 Even though you have a headache? 251 00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:49,304 You a fucking Girl Scout now? 252 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:53,539 Sorry, the sarcasm. It's that fucking bitch. 253 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:57,449 So... what's been going on with you, 254 00:11:57,516 --> 00:12:00,076 besides, um, school. 255 00:12:00,152 --> 00:12:01,449 You seeing anyone? 256 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:03,511 You know how long it's been since I've been in love? 257 00:12:03,589 --> 00:12:04,783 You're not missing anything. 258 00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:06,085 But I am though. 259 00:12:06,158 --> 00:12:08,422 I only fall in love with guys who remind me of Jimmy Schwab. 260 00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:09,586 Who's that? 261 00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:13,291 Just some guy before I got bitter... when I was 14. 262 00:12:13,365 --> 00:12:15,526 Isn't it funny... the love of our lives 263 00:12:15,601 --> 00:12:17,592 is always the one who never loves us back. 264 00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:18,728 That's just it, though. 265 00:12:18,804 --> 00:12:20,465 He could have loved me if I had let him. 266 00:12:20,539 --> 00:12:22,439 There's always that. 267 00:12:28,714 --> 00:12:30,181 What other drugs are you on, J.D.? 268 00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:31,443 You look beat up. 269 00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:33,382 Why I'm sure I don't know what you mean. 270 00:12:33,452 --> 00:12:34,714 I'm sure. 271 00:12:34,787 --> 00:12:36,345 So J.D... getting back to it... 272 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:39,914 What exactly is your beef with gay sex? 273 00:12:39,992 --> 00:12:42,085 I've already spoken my peace on the situation. 274 00:12:42,161 --> 00:12:44,026 It's a matter of AC/DC. 275 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:45,358 You talk like that makes sense. 276 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:46,728 But with a lot of lube, my dick would fit 277 00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:48,824 in your ass easier than her vagina. 278 00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:52,268 What if... we're all fucking bisexuals? 279 00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:55,432 I'm not fucking any bisexuals. 280 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:58,534 Or any hermaphrodites, for that matter! 281 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:01,239 Bisexuals get on my last fucking nerve. 282 00:13:01,313 --> 00:13:02,974 Why can't you make a decision? 283 00:13:03,048 --> 00:13:06,017 What if all we really want is intimacy and sexual pleasure? 284 00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:07,347 Our needs are as simple as that? 285 00:13:07,419 --> 00:13:09,250 Doesn't matter who we love, just how? 286 00:13:09,321 --> 00:13:10,447 Exactly. 287 00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:11,922 Are you bisexual now, Kris? 288 00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:13,356 Not officially, but I haven't closed my mind 289 00:13:13,425 --> 00:13:14,722 to it yet either. 290 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,160 Heidi, sure you're not bisexual? 291 00:13:17,229 --> 00:13:19,697 Sorry, no. 292 00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:22,029 Rafe? I already know the answer 293 00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:24,001 to this, but have you ever slept with a woman? 294 00:13:24,069 --> 00:13:25,798 I kissed a girl in high school. 295 00:13:25,871 --> 00:13:27,463 She gave me a cold sore. 296 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:28,905 I think about her every year. 297 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,771 But the pain she gave me didn't make me gay. 298 00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:32,902 I was gay from the first moment I masturbated... 299 00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:34,639 if you're curious. 300 00:13:34,713 --> 00:13:36,340 So not. 301 00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:40,548 So you totally lost your argument about bisexuals, Kris. 302 00:13:40,619 --> 00:13:42,780 You'd be surprised what I can pull out of my hat. 303 00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:46,814 Stop me if I offend your sensibilities. 304 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:02,607 Okay, Kris, you're the anomaly in this group. 305 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:05,473 Or am I the most advanced sexual creature? 306 00:14:05,544 --> 00:14:07,671 Okay, that was pretty hot. 307 00:14:07,746 --> 00:14:10,306 But what is this... a new party game? 308 00:14:10,382 --> 00:14:12,179 We make it up as we go along. 309 00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:14,776 Rafe, wanna kiss me? 310 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,287 Uh, no. 311 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:19,119 - But you'd kiss J.D.? - Yeah, but he's a batterer. 312 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:21,159 Fuck that! I wouldn't hit you. 313 00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:23,718 But I wouldn't kiss you either. 314 00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:26,196 Don't cross my boundaries and everything's cool. 315 00:14:26,265 --> 00:14:27,926 What about you, Heidi? 316 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,491 Would you kiss one of these fine young bucks? 317 00:14:30,569 --> 00:14:33,561 Well it's no big deal to me... kissing. 318 00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:34,901 But what's your game? 319 00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:36,874 Haven't you woken up and just thought... 320 00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:39,172 Damn, I want to lose my hang-ups? 321 00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:41,440 - Not in a long while. - I don't have any hang-ups. 322 00:14:41,513 --> 00:14:44,277 - You're kidding, right? - I know what I'm not. 323 00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:46,045 Okay, me... definitely not gay, 324 00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:47,847 so I respect him and all. 325 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,480 But I do have a question for the homos. 326 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,387 Does Gaydar work? 327 00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,949 I mean, can you tell when someone is gay? 328 00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:56,619 - Why, you worried? - Anyway. 329 00:14:56,695 --> 00:14:58,026 I think, if I understand you correctly, 330 00:14:58,097 --> 00:14:59,894 you're trying to say that we can all switch sides 331 00:14:59,965 --> 00:15:02,297 if we dig deep enough and get over our tendencies. 332 00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:03,665 But that's BS. 333 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,795 How can you be so sure you don't like breasts though? 334 00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:10,369 Maybe you're just afraid of the idea of them. 335 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,036 What are you doing? 336 00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:13,703 It's okay, honey. They're harmless. 337 00:15:13,779 --> 00:15:15,269 Really? They sent a nation 338 00:15:15,347 --> 00:15:17,611 into a bitch fit when broadcast on public TV. 339 00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:19,207 Come on, baby, just touch one. 340 00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:22,220 - Touch both. - I'd rather just die. 341 00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:23,118 What? 342 00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:24,485 I'd rather die than be straight. 343 00:15:24,556 --> 00:15:26,615 If it's any consolation, you probably will. 344 00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:28,182 J.D., fuck yourself. 345 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,989 You'd rather die than be loved? 346 00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:31,927 You wouldn't understand. It's a sister issue. 347 00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:33,624 No, I don't have brothers. 348 00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:34,825 You're touching these, Rafe. 349 00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:35,832 I'm not touching your- 350 00:15:35,901 --> 00:15:36,959 Oh, yes you are! 351 00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:38,435 You're paying god knows how many thousands 352 00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:40,768 of dollars to study women's issues, and I'm gonna 353 00:15:40,839 --> 00:15:43,239 give you a big, fat lesson for free! 354 00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:47,638 God, you really do reduce a woman to body parts. 355 00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:49,203 Rafe, seriously. 356 00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:51,272 How could mammary glands freak you out? 357 00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:52,510 As a baby you adored them! 358 00:15:52,584 --> 00:15:54,017 I was bottle-fed. 359 00:15:54,086 --> 00:15:56,418 Now we know the source of the problem! 360 00:15:56,488 --> 00:15:57,853 Let's just leave it at the fact I am not 361 00:15:57,923 --> 00:15:59,220 attracted to you sexually. 362 00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,259 Uh, by the way, I am. 363 00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:06,325 Fine, show it for the fag but not the straight guy. 364 00:16:06,398 --> 00:16:07,524 You're too easy. 365 00:16:07,599 --> 00:16:09,191 Have you ever considered that maybe you shouldn't 366 00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:10,997 be fucking around with his sexuality like that. 367 00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:12,367 Why? 368 00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:13,632 I don't know. 369 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:16,937 I mean make him straight if you can. 370 00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:19,375 Rafe, I just had a thought. 371 00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:21,208 Have you ever considered that maybe you're not 372 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,747 as gay as you think you are? 373 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,339 Trust me, I'm gay. 374 00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:26,213 But how do you really know? 375 00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:28,845 What if what you think about yourself isn't true? 376 00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:30,479 But there's so much bullshit built up 377 00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:32,251 that you don't really know who you are? 378 00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:33,757 But what would that mean about you? 379 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,317 After Kate, totally considering hetero. 380 00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:38,056 But not with you. 381 00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:39,859 Oh, so you played cootchie-coo 382 00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:41,957 with your titties for Rafe's benefit? 383 00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:43,797 Maybe I just like to feel myself up. 384 00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:47,270 The bottom line is I don't like your... you know. 385 00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:49,273 Thought it just rolled off the tongue. 386 00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:51,104 Pussy. Cunt. 387 00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,803 Scary monster! 388 00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:55,847 But you both have nice supple titties. 389 00:16:55,914 --> 00:16:57,541 Now it's bad 70s porn. 390 00:16:57,616 --> 00:16:59,311 I just don't want to sink my face into them. 391 00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:00,716 And the vagina- 392 00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:03,619 You have a lot of research to do, my friend. 393 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,088 J.D. 394 00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:06,988 Would you show us your penis? 395 00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:09,450 Huh? 396 00:17:09,928 --> 00:17:10,986 I'm just asking. 397 00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:12,496 You act like a guy with a really big dick. 398 00:17:12,564 --> 00:17:13,690 Kind of curious if I'm right. 399 00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:15,131 He's got a big one. 400 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,792 What? I'm a good judge of character. 401 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,632 Don't you be looking at this! 402 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,899 Would you show us? 403 00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:22,235 If you paid me. 404 00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:26,437 I've got a quarter, but I might need parking money later. 405 00:17:26,512 --> 00:17:28,878 It's a fucking gorgeous dick, a'right? 406 00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:30,107 A'right. 407 00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:32,878 So sweet... A boy and his penis! 408 00:17:32,951 --> 00:17:34,578 What's his name? 409 00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:37,121 I think they're all called Boy Scout. 410 00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:39,657 So what's so special about your penis, honey? 411 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,022 Yeah. And how big? 412 00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:42,993 It's just a wonder to look at. 413 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:46,122 J.D.'s gonna show us his little soldier. 414 00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:48,325 There's nothing little about it. 415 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,992 I for one have to see it now. 416 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,264 The anticipation is killing me. 417 00:17:52,337 --> 00:17:54,635 Sorry, not a party trick. 418 00:17:54,706 --> 00:17:57,573 You saw my breasts, so I deserve to see your dick. 419 00:17:57,643 --> 00:17:59,201 It's probably just a sick piece of meat 420 00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:00,745 that goes squirt, squirt. 421 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,576 They're using reverse psychology. 422 00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:04,582 I for one hope it works. 423 00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:07,278 All right... I'll show you my dick. 424 00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:10,082 But something's got to get me hard. 425 00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:11,053 Why? 426 00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:12,613 They can't just plop them out. 427 00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:13,988 It needs to make a grand entrance. 428 00:18:14,059 --> 00:18:15,959 Maybe they should rename them all Paris Hilton. 429 00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,893 No, it's true. I've got a grower not a show-er. 430 00:18:17,963 --> 00:18:19,294 What does that mean? 431 00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:21,594 Flaccid his penis is small and uneventful. 432 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:22,998 But when it grows... 433 00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:25,263 Guys tell me they love my penis all the time. 434 00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:27,635 That statement was wrong on a couple of levels. 435 00:18:27,706 --> 00:18:29,139 So whip yours out, too. 436 00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:30,505 We'll see who's more delusional. 437 00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:32,305 I got your delusions right here. 438 00:18:32,377 --> 00:18:33,674 Show it. 439 00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:36,509 Touch each other and we'll see. 440 00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:49,516 All right... 441 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,356 Now move closer and say "I want you to fuck me". 442 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:55,999 Oh, honey. 443 00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:59,231 I want you to fuck me like a stallion. 444 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,111 Fuckin' good enough. 445 00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:12,108 You've got a helmet! 446 00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:13,811 It's called foreskin! 447 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,410 It's bigger than I anticipated. 448 00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,352 I have nothing to compare it with, 449 00:19:17,422 --> 00:19:20,482 but I could totally do without the creepy hood. 450 00:19:20,559 --> 00:19:23,187 It's a really nice dick, J.D. 451 00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:30,098 Is it a really small one? Poor thing. 452 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,227 Fuck you, emotional piranha. 453 00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:32,565 Show it! 454 00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:34,435 - J.D.'s gotta jerk himself. - What? 455 00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:35,734 Beat off... otherwise I can't do it. 456 00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:36,967 I'm very visual. 457 00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:38,202 Dude, I'm not beating off for you. 458 00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:39,869 That's very faggot-esque. 459 00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:42,846 Here, J.D., I'll give some stimulus. 460 00:20:05,103 --> 00:20:06,968 I'm kind of impressed. 461 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,371 If you were a gay man you'd be all over this. 462 00:20:09,441 --> 00:20:12,467 Perfect shape. Perfect size. 463 00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,341 Mine's bigger than that! 464 00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:17,382 I'm strangely intrigued by your penis, Rafe. 465 00:20:17,449 --> 00:20:19,747 Looks like something the military would hand out. 466 00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:23,481 Swift, to the point, takes care of business. 467 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,580 You're all missing the grand point, 468 00:20:25,657 --> 00:20:28,148 which is that this is a beautiful dick... 469 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,991 Which, by the way, needs to take a piss. 470 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,928 It's no big thing. It doesn't matter. 471 00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:34,363 Friends? 472 00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:38,694 You just slapped him like a little girl. 473 00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:41,330 I got confused. I didn't want to punch him! 474 00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:43,704 Real ladylike, asshole! 475 00:20:43,775 --> 00:20:46,107 I think it's time for your big fucking exit. 476 00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:47,577 At the very least a time out. 477 00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:49,136 I'm not into what you just did! 478 00:20:49,214 --> 00:20:51,409 It was a hand... on your "beautiful" package! 479 00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:53,007 You were really proud of it, J.D. 480 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,212 Maybe pride got the better of you? 481 00:20:55,287 --> 00:20:57,585 What if I came up to you and grabbed your vagina? 482 00:20:57,656 --> 00:20:59,419 Just call it what you really think it is; 483 00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:01,083 a bicked and ugly pussy! 484 00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:02,217 What the fuck is bicked? 485 00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:03,761 Don't you shave? 486 00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:06,491 Dude, I'm sorry, really. A'right? 487 00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:08,192 I just reacted and you're all being 488 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:12,727 purposefully antagonistical. Why would you think that's cool? 489 00:21:12,804 --> 00:21:14,999 I knew what you would do. I'm a couple steps ahead of you. 490 00:21:15,073 --> 00:21:17,906 Oh, God, you know what? You're fucking just like them! 491 00:21:17,976 --> 00:21:19,238 Emotionally abusive and all. 492 00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:20,278 Did I hurt your feelings? 493 00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:21,676 Or maybe you're trying to recapture things 494 00:21:21,747 --> 00:21:22,771 with Jimmy Schwab. 495 00:21:22,848 --> 00:21:23,974 That was a confidence thing. 496 00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:25,346 Or maybe you did what you just did 497 00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:26,748 because you're being manipulative. 498 00:21:26,818 --> 00:21:28,308 Maybe I've been learning from my studies. 499 00:21:28,387 --> 00:21:30,082 I'm not letting you manipulate me... 500 00:21:30,155 --> 00:21:34,353 and I didn't mean to hit you. It startled me, was all. 501 00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:35,916 It's inescapable. 502 00:21:35,994 --> 00:21:38,394 Hateful little men with too big 'a dicks! 503 00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:39,521 Whack 'em all! 504 00:21:39,598 --> 00:21:40,929 You know what. You know what? 505 00:21:40,999 --> 00:21:43,968 Fine. Touch it! 506 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:48,633 It won't bother me if I'm expecting it. 507 00:21:48,707 --> 00:21:50,038 And then I can prove to all of you 508 00:21:50,108 --> 00:21:51,803 that I'm not the kind of person you're trying 509 00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:53,003 to make me think I am. 510 00:21:53,078 --> 00:21:54,443 You just proved us right though. 511 00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:55,605 Oh God, shut up. 512 00:21:55,681 --> 00:21:57,273 Sorry... didn't want to ruin your "master plan". 513 00:21:57,349 --> 00:21:59,575 I can't believe I'm doing this, but come here. 514 00:22:00,852 --> 00:22:02,717 Fucking Neanderthal. 515 00:22:04,189 --> 00:22:06,316 Look, man, I like you a lot. 516 00:22:06,391 --> 00:22:08,723 You're a cool guy and I didn't mean to hit you. 517 00:22:08,794 --> 00:22:11,922 And while I don't want to turn you on, 518 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:14,966 I want to prove to you that I'm not a man-hater. 519 00:22:16,702 --> 00:22:19,466 - So just do it. - What? 520 00:22:19,538 --> 00:22:21,472 We're gonna touch each other's dicks. 521 00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:23,531 I'm not interested in your flaccid penis. 522 00:22:23,608 --> 00:22:27,169 Mine won't be flaccid... and neither will yours. 523 00:22:27,245 --> 00:22:29,179 Who's going to get you hard, J.D.? 524 00:22:29,247 --> 00:22:30,612 - Heidi. - Fuck you. 525 00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:32,240 No, no, no! 526 00:22:32,317 --> 00:22:34,649 Now that we're breaking everybody's boundaries, 527 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:39,214 I think it's time you felt a man's dick. 528 00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:42,454 You're gonaa get me hard, 529 00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:45,087 and then Rafe is gonna touch it. 530 00:22:45,163 --> 00:22:46,858 Just touch it. 531 00:22:46,932 --> 00:22:49,298 Like I'm holding a big, fat piece of salami? 532 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,700 Yeah, only without the smelling. 533 00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:54,500 I'm confused... who's trying to prove what to who? 534 00:22:54,573 --> 00:22:56,165 That I'm not afraid of dicks. 535 00:22:56,241 --> 00:22:59,005 I'm just am afraid of what he wants to do with mine. 536 00:22:59,077 --> 00:23:00,908 But if we all understand the ground rules 537 00:23:00,979 --> 00:23:03,573 and nothing is gonna be done but a nice handhold, 538 00:23:03,648 --> 00:23:06,082 then we can put all this behind us 539 00:23:06,151 --> 00:23:08,142 and get back to the fucking Kumbaya. 540 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,710 At this rate someone's gonna end up dead. 541 00:23:09,788 --> 00:23:11,813 - Or pregnant. - Scared? 542 00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:14,984 I'm not scared of the big, bad dick! 543 00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:17,187 You want me to grab it? 544 00:23:17,262 --> 00:23:19,594 Run my fingers up and down its bulky 545 00:23:19,664 --> 00:23:22,258 and somewhat unshapely length? 546 00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:25,428 By the way, I'm not touching the helmet. 547 00:23:25,504 --> 00:23:27,062 Grow up, already. 548 00:23:32,978 --> 00:23:35,742 Pretend that I'm your lover. 549 00:23:35,814 --> 00:23:40,444 And that this is my bicked pussy. 550 00:23:49,361 --> 00:23:51,022 - Okay, now just- - Shut up. 551 00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:57,631 Unzip my pants. 552 00:24:03,074 --> 00:24:05,201 Get on your knees. 553 00:24:08,413 --> 00:24:10,881 And quit sighing. 554 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:19,322 Now pull down my shorts... slow. 555 00:24:23,695 --> 00:24:24,957 Okay, there. 556 00:24:25,030 --> 00:24:26,156 No, if I'm going to touch his dick, 557 00:24:26,231 --> 00:24:28,131 you need to stay there. 558 00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:30,897 Now cup my balls. 559 00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:33,529 But don't yank 'em... I mean it. 560 00:24:35,207 --> 00:24:38,506 Okay, now reach over and unzip his pants. 561 00:24:42,013 --> 00:24:44,277 Now pull out your dick. 562 00:24:54,426 --> 00:24:56,257 Okay, now cup his balls. 563 00:24:59,231 --> 00:25:01,199 Now here's what I want you to do. 564 00:25:01,266 --> 00:25:04,030 I want you to reach over and grab it. 565 00:25:04,102 --> 00:25:06,195 No movement. 566 00:25:12,244 --> 00:25:14,075 Okay, here goes... 567 00:25:14,145 --> 00:25:16,375 - It doesn't bite. - Could do some spitting. 568 00:25:16,448 --> 00:25:17,881 Fuck you! 569 00:25:29,628 --> 00:25:31,960 Congrats, J.D... you're no longer straight. 570 00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:33,463 Bullshit. 571 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:36,000 If you had any more precum I'd have to call for Rosa. 572 00:25:36,067 --> 00:25:37,967 I always get precum with my erection. 573 00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:40,334 And that whole jerk-jerk bit. 574 00:25:40,405 --> 00:25:41,770 He could have jerked you off in seconds. 575 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,000 Because she was there. 576 00:25:43,074 --> 00:25:44,439 Oh, your point? 577 00:25:44,509 --> 00:25:46,704 Securely straight. 578 00:25:46,778 --> 00:25:49,110 Lying bisexual. You want him. 579 00:25:49,180 --> 00:25:50,442 Sorry. 580 00:25:50,515 --> 00:25:52,107 Just admit it. You were ready to burst. 581 00:25:52,183 --> 00:25:54,515 Yeah, because I'm horny. You... her. 582 00:25:54,586 --> 00:25:56,486 She has a name. 583 00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,955 - How do you feel? - It was fine. 584 00:25:59,024 --> 00:26:02,482 It was acting and I'm a damn fine actress. 585 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:04,392 Could you suck their dicks? 586 00:26:04,462 --> 00:26:06,396 Yeah, and maybe even let me fuck you? 587 00:26:06,464 --> 00:26:09,661 If you suck his dick and maybe even let him fuck you. 588 00:26:09,734 --> 00:26:10,996 Never gonna happen. 589 00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:12,900 Then I guess you got your answer. 590 00:26:12,971 --> 00:26:15,371 See? It is about control. 591 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:17,408 See. It is about fear. 592 00:26:17,475 --> 00:26:19,067 I'll fuck either one of you if he beats off 593 00:26:19,144 --> 00:26:20,805 so I get the visual. 594 00:26:20,879 --> 00:26:23,040 Since you put it that way! 595 00:26:23,114 --> 00:26:25,014 You're serious? 596 00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:28,610 I don't know. Just show me your breasts again. 597 00:26:42,033 --> 00:26:43,728 You might as well show me yours... 598 00:26:43,802 --> 00:26:45,429 if you want me to get an education and all. 599 00:26:45,503 --> 00:26:47,061 Sorry, I'm not into three ways. 600 00:26:47,138 --> 00:26:48,469 Is this because you've got funky nipples? 601 00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:50,167 Fuck you. 602 00:26:50,241 --> 00:26:51,833 What do you think? 603 00:26:53,211 --> 00:26:54,576 I want to suck one. 604 00:26:54,646 --> 00:26:56,546 - Why? - Curious. 605 00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,480 That makes you a good student. 606 00:27:10,095 --> 00:27:11,460 Afraid our little experiment failed. 607 00:27:11,529 --> 00:27:12,860 I feel nothing. 608 00:27:12,931 --> 00:27:14,558 They're just flesh. 609 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:17,193 But you can't stop with your little thinking cap off. 610 00:27:17,268 --> 00:27:19,532 Dude, your approach was all wrong. 611 00:27:44,596 --> 00:27:46,359 Kiss him. 612 00:27:46,431 --> 00:27:48,126 Do it. 613 00:27:52,937 --> 00:27:54,837 Kris, I need to talk to you. 614 00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:06,745 How did it feel? 615 00:28:06,818 --> 00:28:09,514 My tongue... In your mouth. 616 00:28:09,587 --> 00:28:10,918 It was an anomaly. 617 00:28:10,989 --> 00:28:12,388 Too peculiar to have existed? 618 00:28:12,457 --> 00:28:13,822 - Exactly. - But you did it. 619 00:28:13,892 --> 00:28:15,985 - Heat of the moment. - Whatever. 620 00:28:16,061 --> 00:28:18,256 You're worse than a fucking woman. 621 00:28:18,329 --> 00:28:19,887 No, just worse than fucking a woman. 622 00:28:19,964 --> 00:28:21,625 Whatever! 623 00:28:31,743 --> 00:28:33,404 You sure you're okay? 624 00:28:33,478 --> 00:28:35,275 Do you feel strange? 625 00:28:35,346 --> 00:28:37,280 What do you mean? 626 00:28:37,348 --> 00:28:39,612 I'm all out of sorts. 627 00:28:39,684 --> 00:28:42,175 All tingly and shit. 628 00:28:42,253 --> 00:28:44,346 J.D.'s always had good drugs. 629 00:28:44,422 --> 00:28:47,482 Yeah, I guess. 630 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:50,460 Okay. See you then. 631 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,792 What happened to J.D.? 632 00:28:56,868 --> 00:28:58,392 He left. 633 00:28:58,470 --> 00:28:59,994 Something wrong with Heidi? 634 00:29:00,071 --> 00:29:03,507 Thought she was bleeding. Turned out to be precum. 635 00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:06,009 Are you guys talking about me? 636 00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:08,671 Yeah, we're laughing about what a latent hetero you are. 637 00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:09,736 Ha-ha-ha. 638 00:29:09,814 --> 00:29:10,838 Where's J.D.? 639 00:29:10,915 --> 00:29:13,281 - He's gone. - Good riddance! 640 00:29:13,351 --> 00:29:15,478 Oh, God, I think I'm falling in love with him. 641 00:29:15,553 --> 00:29:16,781 Fucker. 642 00:29:16,855 --> 00:29:20,757 By the way, that was real smooth, that crotch-grab. 643 00:29:20,825 --> 00:29:22,349 I've had finer moments. 644 00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:24,918 Anyway, you'll get over it. 645 00:29:24,996 --> 00:29:26,793 I mean there's not much there to love. 646 00:29:26,865 --> 00:29:28,093 Women think he's a joke. 647 00:29:28,166 --> 00:29:29,394 They have coffee and laugh at him. 648 00:29:29,467 --> 00:29:30,832 Now you're just being cruel. 649 00:29:30,902 --> 00:29:31,766 Are you guys hungry? 650 00:29:31,836 --> 00:29:33,326 I need something to eat before I pass out. 651 00:29:33,404 --> 00:29:34,564 I'll order Chinese. 652 00:29:34,639 --> 00:29:36,300 Order J.D. something sweet and sour... 653 00:29:36,374 --> 00:29:40,367 with a fortune cookie validating his pathetic existence! 654 00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:42,436 - Hmm. - What hmm? 655 00:29:42,514 --> 00:29:43,879 He really gets to you. 656 00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:45,745 Don't put J.D. off on me. 657 00:29:45,817 --> 00:29:47,717 You're the one in love with something you can't have. 658 00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:50,152 And I'm the only one here with that problem? 659 00:30:32,230 --> 00:30:33,822 Hello, bitches! I'm home! 660 00:30:33,898 --> 00:30:35,525 Asswipe. 661 00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:39,136 Here... Be a man... have a beer. 662 00:30:40,438 --> 00:30:41,837 All right. 663 00:30:41,906 --> 00:30:44,204 So I've been thinking. 664 00:30:44,275 --> 00:30:46,675 And drinking. 665 00:30:46,744 --> 00:30:48,006 You know how we've been talking about 666 00:30:48,079 --> 00:30:49,774 psycho men and women? 667 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,907 I think we're all fucked up. 668 00:30:51,983 --> 00:30:53,644 We should just blow up the world! 669 00:30:53,718 --> 00:30:55,652 What's the number of the FBl? 670 00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:57,483 You know what? 671 00:30:57,555 --> 00:31:00,023 All three of you have been fucking with me all night 672 00:31:00,091 --> 00:31:02,525 and I want to know why. 673 00:31:02,594 --> 00:31:05,586 I mean, it's a lot like being in a relationship. 674 00:31:05,663 --> 00:31:07,722 Do a certain thing. Be a certain way. 675 00:31:07,799 --> 00:31:09,096 For God's sake, don't think! 676 00:31:09,167 --> 00:31:11,829 Don't share your fucking ideas. 677 00:31:13,304 --> 00:31:15,829 Of course I don't think we should blow up the world. 678 00:31:15,907 --> 00:31:20,310 But I mean why the fuck are you girls so frustrating? 679 00:31:20,378 --> 00:31:21,606 Quit referring to me in the feminine. 680 00:31:21,679 --> 00:31:23,374 Truth is I'm more masculine than you are. 681 00:31:23,448 --> 00:31:24,938 How's the weather in Deluded Land? 682 00:31:25,016 --> 00:31:26,950 Wait, back up. 683 00:31:27,018 --> 00:31:29,418 Why destroy what we can fix? 684 00:31:29,487 --> 00:31:31,887 But that's just it. We can't fix it. 685 00:31:31,956 --> 00:31:34,390 - Fix what? - Society. 686 00:31:34,459 --> 00:31:35,687 Bullshit! 687 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,421 What are you really saying? 688 00:31:37,495 --> 00:31:38,860 Can't fix yourself? 689 00:31:38,930 --> 00:31:40,522 Such bullshit! 690 00:31:40,598 --> 00:31:42,259 Control your sex drive- 691 00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:43,857 - J.D., you're- - Just let him talk. 692 00:31:43,935 --> 00:31:45,232 Thank you, Kris. 693 00:31:45,303 --> 00:31:46,861 Well, I for one don't want to hear it. 694 00:31:46,938 --> 00:31:49,406 He's gonna go blah, blah, blah about all these 695 00:31:49,474 --> 00:31:50,907 blah, blah things. 696 00:31:50,975 --> 00:31:53,409 Just destroy the world when blah, blah, blah. 697 00:31:53,478 --> 00:31:54,877 Don't mock me, Heidi. 698 00:31:54,946 --> 00:31:56,413 Could you leave intelligent conversations 699 00:31:56,481 --> 00:31:59,041 to the adults and go blow up the world? 700 00:31:59,117 --> 00:32:00,607 You're not just talking about him. 701 00:32:00,685 --> 00:32:01,617 You're talking about all of them. 702 00:32:01,686 --> 00:32:02,778 Men. Yeah. 703 00:32:02,854 --> 00:32:04,185 It goes back to that, doesn't it? 704 00:32:04,255 --> 00:32:06,052 Men destroy everything. Think about it. 705 00:32:06,124 --> 00:32:07,819 Why are you letting him get to you? 706 00:32:07,892 --> 00:32:10,190 Because I don't like the way he thinks! 707 00:32:10,261 --> 00:32:12,991 I'm happy women shut you down. 708 00:32:13,064 --> 00:32:14,998 Because if they hadn't we'd have seen your ugly 709 00:32:15,066 --> 00:32:18,035 mug on the evening news a long-ass time ago. 710 00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:19,228 Why don't you just talk directly 711 00:32:19,304 --> 00:32:20,669 about what's really bothering you? 712 00:32:20,738 --> 00:32:24,504 - Kris, can I be frank? - Is that your drag name? 713 00:32:24,575 --> 00:32:28,841 You're just like J.D... destructive. 714 00:32:28,913 --> 00:32:30,972 Why are you being so aggressive? 715 00:32:31,049 --> 00:32:33,244 He just came in and said he wants to blow us all up. 716 00:32:33,318 --> 00:32:34,546 Doesn't that frighten you? 717 00:32:34,619 --> 00:32:35,677 He's just playing the same game. 718 00:32:35,753 --> 00:32:37,084 We're all playing it. 719 00:32:37,155 --> 00:32:39,919 Heidi, you're getting a little too fucked up. 720 00:32:39,991 --> 00:32:41,822 No more. You're cut off. 721 00:32:41,893 --> 00:32:44,487 J.D., playing games. Ha! 722 00:32:44,562 --> 00:32:47,292 He can't even read the instructions. 723 00:32:47,365 --> 00:32:49,060 I don't think anyone could disagree with me 724 00:32:49,133 --> 00:32:51,499 because all I'm saying is things in our lives 725 00:32:51,569 --> 00:32:54,595 are pretty fucking ugly and for the exact same reason! 726 00:32:54,672 --> 00:32:56,537 And they don't have to be, Is all. 727 00:32:56,607 --> 00:32:59,132 You want a world where you alone are right. 728 00:32:59,210 --> 00:33:00,541 You know what? 729 00:33:00,611 --> 00:33:02,579 I don't want to live in your world, by the way. 730 00:33:02,647 --> 00:33:04,080 You don't want to live in a peaceful world? 731 00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:05,809 Rafe, back me up on this. 732 00:33:05,883 --> 00:33:07,282 Do you want to live in a peaceful world? 733 00:33:07,352 --> 00:33:08,580 Sure. Whatever. 734 00:33:08,653 --> 00:33:11,087 Your version of peace is pretty fucking lame! 735 00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:12,622 Can't we all just get along? 736 00:33:12,690 --> 00:33:14,089 Fine! 737 00:33:14,158 --> 00:33:16,023 Get us there. 738 00:33:16,094 --> 00:33:18,028 But you fucking lesbians- 739 00:33:18,096 --> 00:33:19,757 We're not a species. 740 00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:21,890 Truth is you're men without dicks. 741 00:33:21,966 --> 00:33:23,991 You're really sad. That's all I can say. 742 00:33:24,068 --> 00:33:25,968 You want to know what's sad? 743 00:33:26,037 --> 00:33:28,801 Ghosts with confused sexual identities. 744 00:33:28,873 --> 00:33:30,568 You want to know what's really sad? 745 00:33:30,641 --> 00:33:34,475 Aimless wanderers who fuck anything that moves. 746 00:33:34,545 --> 00:33:35,876 You're worse than a faggot. 747 00:33:35,947 --> 00:33:38,006 You think what you do is a public service. 748 00:33:38,082 --> 00:33:39,049 Shut up. 749 00:33:39,117 --> 00:33:41,677 Don't tell me to shut up. I'll kick your fucking ass! 750 00:33:41,753 --> 00:33:43,050 Believe that! 751 00:33:43,121 --> 00:33:45,589 Their behavior is exactly why I'm detoxing. 752 00:33:51,162 --> 00:33:52,652 I'm sick of you bashing me. 753 00:33:52,730 --> 00:33:54,755 Poor J.D.! Doesn't mind hitting people 754 00:33:54,832 --> 00:33:57,323 but challenge his intellect and his 'feewings' get hurt. 755 00:33:57,402 --> 00:33:59,427 Spend your time hating men so you don't have 756 00:33:59,504 --> 00:34:01,768 to think about yourself. Good fucking strategy. 757 00:34:01,839 --> 00:34:03,136 You don't know anything about me. 758 00:34:03,207 --> 00:34:04,640 I know everything about you. 759 00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:06,267 My sister's a dike, remember? 760 00:34:06,344 --> 00:34:07,675 At least one of you came out right. 761 00:34:07,745 --> 00:34:09,770 And she tells me how clannish dikes are. 762 00:34:09,847 --> 00:34:12,680 You have to have a fucking password to get into parties. 763 00:34:12,750 --> 00:34:14,718 If you're not in a clique, you're screwed. 764 00:34:14,786 --> 00:34:16,048 I'm surprised they let you in with an 765 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,281 anorexic little body like that. 766 00:34:18,356 --> 00:34:20,153 Be honest with yourself. 767 00:34:20,224 --> 00:34:22,419 If Kate hadn't dumped you, there's no way 768 00:34:22,493 --> 00:34:25,223 in hell you'd be hanging here with us tonight. 769 00:34:25,296 --> 00:34:27,856 That's why no one's seen you in months. 770 00:34:27,932 --> 00:34:30,765 You've been holed up with her. 771 00:34:30,835 --> 00:34:32,860 Now that it's over you're reconnecting 772 00:34:32,937 --> 00:34:34,700 with your friends. 773 00:34:34,772 --> 00:34:39,436 But the truth is... you're just using us. 774 00:34:39,510 --> 00:34:41,068 She didn't dump me. 775 00:34:41,145 --> 00:34:43,113 Whatever you want to tell yourself. 776 00:34:45,950 --> 00:34:48,316 We're very similar, you and me. 777 00:34:48,386 --> 00:34:51,480 You're mad at her and you're taking it out on me 778 00:34:51,556 --> 00:34:53,820 because you think that I won't fight back. 779 00:34:53,891 --> 00:34:56,382 Don't you ever put me in the same category as you. 780 00:34:56,461 --> 00:34:58,895 I'm just trying to talk. 781 00:34:58,963 --> 00:35:00,760 Why don't you see a doctor about removing 782 00:35:00,832 --> 00:35:02,857 that infected bug from your ass. 783 00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:04,094 You're the ass here. 784 00:35:04,168 --> 00:35:06,261 Mule-like pathetic piece of shit. 785 00:35:06,337 --> 00:35:08,134 How many daddy complexes have you fucked? 786 00:35:08,206 --> 00:35:10,003 - What? - Daddy complexes. 787 00:35:10,074 --> 00:35:11,905 Men that remind you of your father. 788 00:35:11,976 --> 00:35:13,739 How many have you fucked? 789 00:35:13,811 --> 00:35:16,006 - I'll answer if you do. - Whatever. 790 00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:17,638 'Cause there's no way to be your age 791 00:35:17,715 --> 00:35:19,012 and not sleep with a guy. 792 00:35:19,083 --> 00:35:20,812 Or at least think about it. Right, J.D.? 793 00:35:20,885 --> 00:35:23,353 Full... of... shit. 794 00:35:23,421 --> 00:35:26,322 And you're... a... liar. 795 00:35:26,390 --> 00:35:28,517 I can spot a liar a thousand feet away. 796 00:35:28,593 --> 00:35:30,220 You can spot a liar in anyone. 797 00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:32,194 What the fuck are you guys talking about? 798 00:35:32,263 --> 00:35:34,197 Your straight friend can get it up for women, 799 00:35:34,265 --> 00:35:37,200 but he can't keep it together and give her what she needs. 800 00:35:37,268 --> 00:35:38,963 So while he orgasms and technically wallows 801 00:35:39,036 --> 00:35:42,028 in the afterglow, he's an emotionally incapacitated 802 00:35:42,106 --> 00:35:44,472 fag, and that makes him really fucking angry! 803 00:35:44,542 --> 00:35:46,703 And you're a cunt that's been overused! 804 00:35:46,777 --> 00:35:48,176 No one here hates either you. 805 00:35:48,246 --> 00:35:50,373 I wish you would both return the favor. 806 00:35:56,721 --> 00:35:58,985 I know all your types. 807 00:35:59,056 --> 00:36:02,514 Eager to get what you want and fuck the consequences. 808 00:36:02,593 --> 00:36:05,619 No one has to hurt because that's the way sex is. 809 00:36:05,696 --> 00:36:11,191 It's deep and dark and ugly and it's urgent and we need it! 810 00:36:11,269 --> 00:36:13,464 But what about the people who fucking feel 811 00:36:13,538 --> 00:36:15,506 when they are being fucked? 812 00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:20,000 Did you get AIDS? 813 00:36:21,579 --> 00:36:23,240 What? 814 00:36:24,315 --> 00:36:27,443 I mean it makes sense. Isn't that what all this about? 815 00:36:27,518 --> 00:36:29,213 Why would you say something like that? 816 00:36:29,287 --> 00:36:32,723 Gays like you kill yourselves because of self-hatred. 817 00:36:32,790 --> 00:36:36,624 You drink, do drugs, and then fuck and die... 818 00:36:36,694 --> 00:36:38,491 like insects, or salmon. 819 00:36:38,563 --> 00:36:40,895 Lesbians are the most disease-free- 820 00:36:40,965 --> 00:36:44,492 I've had dear friends die of AIDS, and that was 821 00:36:44,569 --> 00:36:48,027 akin to verbal rape, you ignorant fucking pig! 822 00:36:48,105 --> 00:36:49,504 Truth hurts. 823 00:36:49,574 --> 00:36:50,973 Fuck you! 824 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:52,805 Die of AIDS, already. 825 00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:54,777 You sick asshole... what kind of hell do you live in? 826 00:36:54,845 --> 00:36:56,813 Sorry, buddy, God's on my side. 827 00:36:56,881 --> 00:36:59,475 When I fuck you I'm gonna whisper a secret in your ear. 828 00:36:59,550 --> 00:37:01,575 Keep dreaming, faggot, because it's never gonna happen! 829 00:37:01,652 --> 00:37:03,586 You're making a great big ass of yourself, J.D. 830 00:37:03,654 --> 00:37:05,121 And frankly it's embarrassing. 831 00:37:05,189 --> 00:37:07,214 I've had enough of this fucking bullshit evening. 832 00:37:07,291 --> 00:37:09,054 Heidi, don't leave like this! 833 00:37:09,126 --> 00:37:10,923 Bu-bye. 834 00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:18,131 Wait. 835 00:37:24,175 --> 00:37:27,474 I'm not going anywhere because of that fucking piece of shit. 836 00:37:33,150 --> 00:37:34,811 Hello. 837 00:37:37,388 --> 00:37:39,856 Go get a beer. You're shaking. 838 00:37:42,493 --> 00:37:46,725 I'm not drunk... I'm pissed. 839 00:37:46,797 --> 00:37:49,527 And you all are fucking being mean. 840 00:37:55,473 --> 00:38:02,242 Rafe, are you sure I don't look like Bjork like this? 841 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,554 No, seriously. 842 00:38:13,257 --> 00:38:14,781 Sorry. 843 00:38:16,661 --> 00:38:22,793 Come on... don't fucking shut me out. 844 00:38:25,169 --> 00:38:27,831 I'm sorry! 845 00:38:27,905 --> 00:38:30,738 I know I just overreacted. 846 00:38:30,808 --> 00:38:33,709 But that thing has got to be punished. 847 00:38:33,778 --> 00:38:35,609 Don't go down to his level. 848 00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:37,375 Everything's cool. 849 00:38:37,448 --> 00:38:41,384 J.D... Come with me please. 850 00:38:43,688 --> 00:38:46,282 I'm not going to ask you twice. 851 00:39:00,905 --> 00:39:03,169 What is this... another party game? 852 00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:05,231 It's a test. 853 00:39:06,310 --> 00:39:08,141 Of what? 854 00:39:09,046 --> 00:39:12,641 Do it or else you automatically fail. 855 00:39:13,284 --> 00:39:15,252 Put your hand out. 856 00:39:16,721 --> 00:39:18,188 Is it hot? 857 00:39:18,255 --> 00:39:20,280 Duh. 858 00:39:59,463 --> 00:40:01,488 Gullible. 859 00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:10,533 Kinky bitch. 860 00:40:13,677 --> 00:40:15,474 That was quick. 861 00:40:15,546 --> 00:40:17,639 Heidi, come here. 862 00:40:32,563 --> 00:40:34,531 What's going on? 863 00:40:36,734 --> 00:40:39,669 You're about to be the sacrificial whore. 864 00:40:41,005 --> 00:40:43,098 Dude, Rafe is so not fucking me. 865 00:40:43,174 --> 00:40:45,267 Who said anything about Rafe? 866 00:40:47,144 --> 00:40:49,408 Ow! Okay, easy! 867 00:40:55,352 --> 00:40:57,718 You're not gettin' near me with that thing. 868 00:41:02,426 --> 00:41:04,792 Okay, this so isn't funny. 869 00:41:04,862 --> 00:41:08,354 Doesn't have to be funny. Just has to be fun. 870 00:41:22,913 --> 00:41:24,972 Now I get what a grower is. 871 00:41:25,049 --> 00:41:28,883 Floppin' around like that... Helpless... scared. 872 00:41:28,953 --> 00:41:31,012 Fucking crazy-ass women! 873 00:41:31,088 --> 00:41:32,851 Fucking crazy-ass women what? 874 00:41:32,923 --> 00:41:35,687 We're so right and he's afraid of it. 875 00:41:35,759 --> 00:41:37,522 Strangely intrigued, but wondering... 876 00:41:37,595 --> 00:41:38,653 what the fuck are you doing? 877 00:41:38,729 --> 00:41:40,026 Shut it, Rafe, or you're next. 878 00:41:40,097 --> 00:41:41,587 Get them off of me! 879 00:41:41,665 --> 00:41:43,257 It's been real. No room for me here. 880 00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:44,995 See ya! 881 00:41:50,774 --> 00:41:51,934 Do you have any condoms? 882 00:41:52,009 --> 00:41:53,533 I don't want to get shit under my nails. 883 00:41:53,611 --> 00:41:55,135 Oh, I hate that. 884 00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:03,214 FYl, she's about to ram a finger in your asshole. 885 00:42:03,287 --> 00:42:05,278 Don't do this if you know what's good for you. 886 00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:07,688 We're doing this for your own good. 887 00:42:07,758 --> 00:42:10,226 He'll be squealing like piggie from "Deliverance". 888 00:42:10,294 --> 00:42:11,818 Here's the good news. 889 00:42:11,896 --> 00:42:14,387 I'm gonna perform fellatio. 890 00:42:14,465 --> 00:42:16,524 You're gonna have to lift your legs a little. 891 00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:20,058 Because when I get you hard, Heidi's gonna shove it in 892 00:42:20,137 --> 00:42:22,401 and you're gonna cum in 15 seconds. 893 00:42:22,473 --> 00:42:23,906 Give piggie ten. 894 00:42:23,974 --> 00:42:25,942 Go slow at first. 895 00:42:27,578 --> 00:42:29,170 Ready? 896 00:42:29,246 --> 00:42:31,237 No. 897 00:42:31,315 --> 00:42:32,339 Ready? 898 00:42:32,416 --> 00:42:35,112 Wee! Wee! Wee! 899 00:42:35,185 --> 00:42:38,882 I'm so excited to be part of your first anal insertion. 900 00:42:38,956 --> 00:42:40,890 Let me give you some tips real quick. 901 00:42:40,958 --> 00:42:43,119 Okay, don't clench your butt crack because as soon 902 00:42:43,193 --> 00:42:45,058 as she shoves her fingers in... 903 00:42:45,129 --> 00:42:46,562 mmmmmmmm... 904 00:42:46,630 --> 00:42:48,598 See it doesn't feel so good, 905 00:42:48,666 --> 00:42:50,190 but if you're nice and loose... 906 00:42:50,267 --> 00:42:51,859 ah... 907 00:42:51,936 --> 00:42:53,597 pet the baby... 908 00:42:53,671 --> 00:42:55,366 and it's Heidi's fingers. 909 00:42:55,439 --> 00:42:57,532 She's really good with them because she's a lesbian. 910 00:42:57,608 --> 00:43:01,009 Hmm hmm. Fudge packin' is good! 911 00:43:02,446 --> 00:43:04,175 I'm ravenous. 912 00:43:10,621 --> 00:43:13,112 - Do you have enough cash? - I'll charge it. 913 00:43:13,190 --> 00:43:14,521 I'll buzz him in. 914 00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:17,686 Ha, ha. Very funny, bitches. 915 00:43:19,229 --> 00:43:20,628 You okay now? 916 00:43:20,698 --> 00:43:22,859 That was cathartic. 917 00:43:22,933 --> 00:43:24,491 He just really pissed me off. 918 00:43:24,568 --> 00:43:26,468 As does Kate, it seems. 919 00:43:26,537 --> 00:43:28,061 You don't know anything about us. 920 00:43:28,672 --> 00:43:30,139 Where are you going? 921 00:43:30,207 --> 00:43:32,141 Is Kate the reason you've been out of touch? 922 00:43:32,209 --> 00:43:34,143 You didn't call- 923 00:43:34,211 --> 00:43:36,111 You wouldn't understand. 924 00:43:36,180 --> 00:43:38,808 No, I've never been in a relationship. 925 00:43:40,651 --> 00:43:44,109 The point is you're here now and I missed you. 926 00:43:44,188 --> 00:43:46,122 I wish I understood your motives. 927 00:43:46,190 --> 00:43:48,124 I am exactly what you see. 928 00:43:48,192 --> 00:43:50,888 Let's freak out this delivery guy. 929 00:43:52,196 --> 00:43:54,130 - Hi! - Hello. 930 00:43:54,198 --> 00:43:56,189 Uh, hi. 931 00:43:56,266 --> 00:43:58,996 You are cute. 932 00:43:59,069 --> 00:44:01,902 You guys are fucking dead when I get out of here. 933 00:44:01,972 --> 00:44:03,599 You better leave me locked up. 934 00:44:03,674 --> 00:44:05,141 Did I come at a bad time? 935 00:44:05,209 --> 00:44:09,168 Any time you come is never a bad time. 936 00:44:13,584 --> 00:44:15,108 Thank you. 937 00:44:16,587 --> 00:44:18,316 You know this was my last run- 938 00:44:18,389 --> 00:44:20,983 We've got more than we can handle tonight. 939 00:44:23,861 --> 00:44:25,385 Excuse me. 940 00:44:30,901 --> 00:44:32,027 Bye-bye. 941 00:44:32,102 --> 00:44:33,899 Nighty night. 942 00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:44,109 Cute, but dumb. He didn't take my card. 943 00:44:46,450 --> 00:44:48,850 You haven't touched your sum-yungai. 944 00:44:48,919 --> 00:44:51,080 Well if anybody had asked before I was so 945 00:44:51,155 --> 00:44:54,716 rudely incapacitated, I'm a vegetarian now. 946 00:44:54,792 --> 00:44:56,851 Eat your white rice and stop bitching already. 947 00:44:56,927 --> 00:44:58,053 Suck my dick. 948 00:44:58,128 --> 00:44:59,686 - Whip it out. - Whip it out. 949 00:44:59,763 --> 00:45:00,923 I feel sorry for straight men. 950 00:45:00,998 --> 00:45:02,397 They can't be clever... so they mimic. 951 00:45:02,466 --> 00:45:04,832 It's a passive-aggressive way of doing what they're told. 952 00:45:04,902 --> 00:45:05,800 Anyway- 953 00:45:05,869 --> 00:45:08,599 No one's making you stay. I'll pay for your cab. 954 00:45:08,672 --> 00:45:10,333 I don't need your money. 955 00:45:10,407 --> 00:45:11,874 He just thought it would be different, is all. 956 00:45:11,942 --> 00:45:13,409 What did you think would be different? 957 00:45:13,477 --> 00:45:14,774 He thought the night would wind down 958 00:45:14,845 --> 00:45:17,211 and Rafe would run off and chase some dick. 959 00:45:17,281 --> 00:45:19,408 No dick is gonna want me after eating all this. 960 00:45:19,483 --> 00:45:21,508 Yeah, those two shrimp and three peas 961 00:45:21,585 --> 00:45:23,177 are really holding you back. 962 00:45:23,253 --> 00:45:25,380 Homosexual men have so much in common 963 00:45:25,456 --> 00:45:27,583 with 12-year-old girls, it's scary. 964 00:45:27,658 --> 00:45:30,593 I for one have heard enough verbal diarrhea for one night. 965 00:45:30,661 --> 00:45:31,923 Help me clean this up. 966 00:45:31,995 --> 00:45:34,293 - No, I'm too tired. - Get up, you bitch! 967 00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,293 Kris, where are your CDs? 968 00:45:38,368 --> 00:45:40,836 They're in that little hexagonal thingy over there. 969 00:45:40,904 --> 00:45:42,599 They're in order alphabetically. 970 00:45:42,673 --> 00:45:44,641 No one here's surprised. 971 00:45:44,708 --> 00:45:46,972 You're pretty mouthy for a person with an index finger 972 00:45:47,044 --> 00:45:49,706 this close to his fear hole. 973 00:46:00,691 --> 00:46:02,625 Let's dance. 974 00:46:02,693 --> 00:46:04,422 Like we did in Junior High. 975 00:46:04,495 --> 00:46:06,326 When the girl would lay her head on the guy's shoulder 976 00:46:06,396 --> 00:46:08,421 and was just happy to be close to him. 977 00:46:08,499 --> 00:46:10,797 I want that now. 978 00:46:10,868 --> 00:46:12,927 Lie. 979 00:46:13,003 --> 00:46:14,231 A head lies, right? 980 00:46:14,304 --> 00:46:16,272 I guess if you're a straight guy. 981 00:46:32,322 --> 00:46:34,153 Penny for your thoughts. 982 00:46:34,224 --> 00:46:35,851 Save your money. 983 00:46:35,926 --> 00:46:37,757 You look lost in one of those ideas so powerful 984 00:46:37,828 --> 00:46:39,728 it might last for months. 985 00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:41,628 Some ideas last for years. 986 00:46:41,698 --> 00:46:44,166 Lifetimes, even. 987 00:46:44,835 --> 00:46:46,427 Come dance with me. 988 00:46:46,503 --> 00:46:48,095 I don't want to dance. 989 00:46:48,172 --> 00:46:51,369 Come on, it'll burn calories. 990 00:46:51,441 --> 00:46:53,705 I need to rest. 991 00:46:53,777 --> 00:46:55,972 Then I'll lie with you. 992 00:47:00,884 --> 00:47:02,977 You smell like vanilla. 993 00:47:08,091 --> 00:47:09,888 Sorry for earlier. 994 00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:11,393 Be quiet. 995 00:47:11,461 --> 00:47:13,895 Why? You must have something to say. 996 00:47:13,964 --> 00:47:16,091 Actually, a theory just came to me. 997 00:47:16,166 --> 00:47:18,191 I think you might like it. 998 00:47:18,268 --> 00:47:19,963 Jesus, can't we take a break? 999 00:47:20,037 --> 00:47:22,335 My theory is that "straight men" 1000 00:47:22,406 --> 00:47:25,432 have sex with other men, they're just really clever 1001 00:47:25,509 --> 00:47:27,670 about calling it male bonding. 1002 00:47:27,744 --> 00:47:29,336 This has to do with me how? 1003 00:47:29,413 --> 00:47:31,108 You watch football, right? 1004 00:47:31,181 --> 00:47:33,376 Basketball, baseball, fishing and soccer. 1005 00:47:33,450 --> 00:47:34,644 And? 1006 00:47:34,718 --> 00:47:38,017 It's so annoying to walk into a bar with a football game on. 1007 00:47:38,088 --> 00:47:40,955 Men feel compelled to scream out loud. 1008 00:47:41,024 --> 00:47:43,549 Do their victory dances, bump stomachs, 1009 00:47:43,627 --> 00:47:45,652 high-five, grab each other's backs. 1010 00:47:45,729 --> 00:47:49,187 All because their "tight end" just scored a point. 1011 00:47:49,266 --> 00:47:51,734 Dude, they're having a good time. 1012 00:47:51,802 --> 00:47:56,034 J.D... they're having emotional orgasms. 1013 00:47:56,106 --> 00:47:57,903 Fuck! 1014 00:47:57,975 --> 00:48:00,944 You've scored all the points you're gonna score with me. 1015 00:48:02,379 --> 00:48:05,405 The only difference between real sex and sports sex 1016 00:48:05,482 --> 00:48:08,747 is that there aren't any penises involved. 1017 00:48:08,819 --> 00:48:11,982 Men just beat off later to a general mood of jubilation, 1018 00:48:12,055 --> 00:48:15,024 pretending they found the cheerleaders really fuckable. 1019 00:48:16,994 --> 00:48:19,087 You are so full of shit. 1020 00:48:19,162 --> 00:48:21,130 You didn't know this? 1021 00:48:21,198 --> 00:48:22,460 I guess women didn't say anything 1022 00:48:22,532 --> 00:48:24,966 because they'd rather you have emotional orgasms. 1023 00:48:25,035 --> 00:48:27,731 Less disease and jealousy that way. 1024 00:48:27,804 --> 00:48:30,898 What's the punch line? Just get it over with. 1025 00:48:30,974 --> 00:48:35,138 Even if a guy's technically never had sex with another man, 1026 00:48:35,212 --> 00:48:38,204 he's had emotional sex with his buddy. 1027 00:48:38,282 --> 00:48:42,275 And in a woman's eyes that's pretty close to the same thing. 1028 00:48:42,352 --> 00:48:43,979 Do you get it? 1029 00:48:45,856 --> 00:48:47,517 You don't know me at all. 1030 00:48:47,591 --> 00:48:50,560 You're wrong. My brother's straight. 1031 00:48:52,296 --> 00:48:55,265 Well, at least one of you came out right. 1032 00:48:58,268 --> 00:49:01,635 You know, you might think you're a tough know-it-all, 1033 00:49:01,705 --> 00:49:05,698 but underneath there's someone sad inside. 1034 00:49:05,776 --> 00:49:08,574 You haven't had much love in your life, have you? 1035 00:49:08,645 --> 00:49:11,045 Who the fuck are you to judge me? 1036 00:49:11,114 --> 00:49:12,877 No one. 1037 00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:16,477 I'm Mister Stupid, remember? 1038 00:49:16,553 --> 00:49:18,544 That so wasn't nice. 1039 00:49:18,622 --> 00:49:20,920 And what you said was? 1040 00:49:33,036 --> 00:49:35,027 Did anyone ever tell you how cute you are 1041 00:49:35,105 --> 00:49:37,733 even when you're mad? 1042 00:49:39,509 --> 00:49:41,875 You're so high and horny. 1043 00:49:41,945 --> 00:49:43,936 And that suggestive way you have 1044 00:49:44,014 --> 00:49:46,312 even when shutting them down. 1045 00:49:47,384 --> 00:49:49,409 You're very beautiful. 1046 00:49:49,486 --> 00:49:52,478 And I don't want you to change. 1047 00:49:52,556 --> 00:49:55,354 But you will. 1048 00:49:56,093 --> 00:49:59,859 It's happening already. 1049 00:49:59,930 --> 00:50:02,831 The bitterness is settling. 1050 00:50:04,668 --> 00:50:06,499 You might want to do something about that 1051 00:50:06,570 --> 00:50:08,595 before it turns into cancer. 1052 00:50:08,672 --> 00:50:11,300 What about you? 1053 00:50:11,375 --> 00:50:15,277 You're so adorable and sexy... 1054 00:50:15,345 --> 00:50:17,245 talking about your most personal things 1055 00:50:17,314 --> 00:50:20,181 when no one seems to be listening. 1056 00:50:20,250 --> 00:50:23,151 But we're listening. 1057 00:50:23,220 --> 00:50:26,314 We always listen to you. 1058 00:50:26,390 --> 00:50:31,054 But we're hurting 'cause we know what's in store for you. 1059 00:50:31,128 --> 00:50:33,926 You won't escape. 1060 00:50:33,997 --> 00:50:37,489 You'll become just what everyone expects you to become. 1061 00:50:41,671 --> 00:50:43,138 Why are you so fucking- 1062 00:50:43,206 --> 00:50:46,698 I'm curious, J.D. How much have you lost? 1063 00:50:46,777 --> 00:50:49,041 Your innocence? 1064 00:50:49,112 --> 00:50:52,081 Your purity? Your self-respect? 1065 00:50:54,418 --> 00:50:57,945 Things are leaving and they're never coming back. 1066 00:50:59,656 --> 00:51:03,217 You don't hate me. You hate her. 1067 00:51:03,293 --> 00:51:05,818 Stop doing this. 1068 00:51:05,896 --> 00:51:08,456 I don't hate anyone, J.D. 1069 00:51:08,999 --> 00:51:13,698 Seriously... Tell me. 1070 00:51:13,770 --> 00:51:15,567 It's okay. 1071 00:51:15,639 --> 00:51:17,300 Just stop it! 1072 00:51:17,374 --> 00:51:18,705 What now? 1073 00:51:18,775 --> 00:51:20,766 J.D.'s slept with a guy. 1074 00:51:20,844 --> 00:51:23,278 For real. 1075 00:51:24,514 --> 00:51:26,641 And so have I. 1076 00:51:26,716 --> 00:51:28,616 Ha, ha. 1077 00:51:30,020 --> 00:51:32,750 You're fucking kidding me, right? 1078 00:51:32,823 --> 00:51:34,688 I had nothing to do with it. 1079 00:51:34,758 --> 00:51:37,488 You're telling me all night everyone's been fucking lying? 1080 00:51:37,561 --> 00:51:40,029 - I've never lied to you. - Well, they did. 1081 00:51:40,097 --> 00:51:43,498 Technically we didn't because you never asked any questions. 1082 00:51:43,567 --> 00:51:45,899 You said you were straight. And you said you were gay. 1083 00:51:45,969 --> 00:51:47,800 Okay, one white lie. 1084 00:51:47,871 --> 00:51:50,203 I did say I never slept with a man, 1085 00:51:50,273 --> 00:51:52,468 but technically we didn't sleep together. 1086 00:51:52,542 --> 00:51:54,567 He fucked me and then I kicked his fat ass 1087 00:51:54,644 --> 00:51:55,770 out on the street. 1088 00:51:55,846 --> 00:51:57,541 Oh, you fucking bitch. 1089 00:51:57,614 --> 00:52:01,015 You slept with a guy? How many? 1090 00:52:01,084 --> 00:52:03,484 A couple. 1091 00:52:03,553 --> 00:52:05,384 A couple? What the fuck does that mean? 1092 00:52:05,455 --> 00:52:07,218 Two. 1093 00:52:07,290 --> 00:52:09,053 Two fucking guys. 1094 00:52:09,126 --> 00:52:10,115 I'm still confused, J.D. 1095 00:52:10,193 --> 00:52:11,455 Did you fuck a fucking couple 1096 00:52:11,528 --> 00:52:13,621 or did you fuck two guys separately? 1097 00:52:13,697 --> 00:52:15,995 - When did it happen? - Fuck you all! 1098 00:52:16,066 --> 00:52:17,328 You're among friends. 1099 00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:18,731 Who'll only use this shit against me. 1100 00:52:18,802 --> 00:52:19,962 Then don't tell us, J.D. 1101 00:52:20,036 --> 00:52:21,833 Stop working both fucking angles. 1102 00:52:21,905 --> 00:52:24,169 He's been dying to tell everybody, right J.D.? 1103 00:52:24,241 --> 00:52:27,904 Think about it... you get to tell your deepest, darkest secret. 1104 00:52:27,978 --> 00:52:29,673 It's more common than you think so quit 1105 00:52:29,746 --> 00:52:32,806 being all histrionic and just tell us. 1106 00:52:32,883 --> 00:52:35,943 You know what- fine... 1107 00:52:36,019 --> 00:52:39,284 I'm gonna be the first one that has the balls to be honest. 1108 00:52:41,424 --> 00:52:45,952 I fucked my cousin, okay? 1109 00:52:46,029 --> 00:52:48,623 We were playing some game and we went 1110 00:52:48,698 --> 00:52:53,260 under the covers... and it happened. 1111 00:52:53,336 --> 00:52:55,429 Define "it". 1112 00:52:55,505 --> 00:52:58,133 Friction and goo. 1113 00:52:58,208 --> 00:53:00,199 Do you want to make a re-creation of it? 1114 00:53:00,277 --> 00:53:02,268 Maybe. 1115 00:53:02,345 --> 00:53:05,246 So tell me... was that your first orgasm? 1116 00:53:05,315 --> 00:53:06,782 Maybe. 1117 00:53:06,850 --> 00:53:09,648 Ever? Before masturbation? 1118 00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:11,311 Yeah, fine, all right! 1119 00:53:11,388 --> 00:53:14,050 My first orgasm was with a guy. 1120 00:53:14,124 --> 00:53:15,421 Happy? 1121 00:53:15,492 --> 00:53:16,789 And incest to boot! 1122 00:53:16,860 --> 00:53:18,384 You said there were two. 1123 00:53:18,461 --> 00:53:20,326 Who was the other? 1124 00:53:21,831 --> 00:53:24,391 My coach. 1125 00:53:24,467 --> 00:53:26,458 All we're missing now is J.D. in prison 1126 00:53:26,536 --> 00:53:29,232 being gang fucked by a bunch of skinheads. 1127 00:53:29,306 --> 00:53:30,933 Give it a couple of years. 1128 00:53:31,007 --> 00:53:33,498 Sorry, couldn't resist. 1129 00:53:33,577 --> 00:53:36,068 So what happened with coach? 1130 00:53:36,146 --> 00:53:38,842 Seriously, I'm curious how things like that happen. 1131 00:53:41,017 --> 00:53:42,609 I wrestled, okay. 1132 00:53:42,686 --> 00:53:46,622 And one match I twisted my ankle. 1133 00:53:46,690 --> 00:53:50,126 And... you know, 1134 00:53:50,193 --> 00:53:54,289 I was in his office and I was alone and I was in pain. 1135 00:53:54,364 --> 00:53:59,631 And he came in to take care of my ankle and... 1136 00:53:59,703 --> 00:54:02,001 I don't know man, like wrestling was my one 1137 00:54:02,072 --> 00:54:04,802 escape from everything that was going bad in my life. 1138 00:54:04,874 --> 00:54:06,307 My family- 1139 00:54:06,376 --> 00:54:07,866 My parents were getting divorced 1140 00:54:07,944 --> 00:54:10,845 and neither of them wanted me around, so... 1141 00:54:10,914 --> 00:54:16,011 You know, it was somebody who was actually... 1142 00:54:16,086 --> 00:54:18,111 loving me. 1143 00:54:20,957 --> 00:54:25,018 And he rubbed something on my ankle... 1144 00:54:25,095 --> 00:54:29,191 and then blew. 1145 00:54:31,801 --> 00:54:35,293 Just 'cause you sucked a dick doesn't make you a faggot. 1146 00:54:35,372 --> 00:54:37,363 Great, now you've sucked a dick! 1147 00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:39,169 And I'm worse than a woman. 1148 00:54:39,242 --> 00:54:41,005 Perfect. Fucking perfect! 1149 00:54:41,077 --> 00:54:42,271 This isn't about you. 1150 00:54:42,345 --> 00:54:43,972 So everyone keeps reminding me. 1151 00:54:44,047 --> 00:54:45,537 What happened next? 1152 00:54:45,615 --> 00:54:48,413 Did you try to hide it from yourself or everyone else? 1153 00:54:48,485 --> 00:54:50,976 Is there a difference? 1154 00:54:55,091 --> 00:54:57,992 I haven't thought of this stuff until now. 1155 00:55:00,630 --> 00:55:02,894 I liked it, okay? 1156 00:55:02,966 --> 00:55:05,230 But it's not what I do. 1157 00:55:05,302 --> 00:55:07,532 Instead you fuck women and try to relive it? 1158 00:55:07,604 --> 00:55:09,469 There's no need to be jealous, Rafe. 1159 00:55:09,539 --> 00:55:11,507 - I'm not jealous. - You sure? 1160 00:55:11,574 --> 00:55:14,805 Yeah, I am jealous. 1161 00:55:14,878 --> 00:55:16,937 No one ever did that to me. 1162 00:55:17,013 --> 00:55:18,480 And yet someone you're attracted to 1163 00:55:18,548 --> 00:55:21,676 has fucked his own cousin and wouldn't consider you? 1164 00:55:21,751 --> 00:55:24,083 Shit like that never happened to me... 1165 00:55:24,154 --> 00:55:26,588 and I wanted it. 1166 00:55:26,656 --> 00:55:27,884 You're complicated. 1167 00:55:27,957 --> 00:55:30,289 Complicated people are harder to seduce. 1168 00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:32,487 I'm not simple. 1169 00:55:35,231 --> 00:55:37,096 Wait, is somebody here in love with me? 1170 00:55:37,167 --> 00:55:38,794 Rafe is in love with you, J.D. 1171 00:55:38,868 --> 00:55:41,632 - Fuck you, Heidi. - You're attacking me? 1172 00:55:41,705 --> 00:55:44,469 Because I'm saying what you're too afraid to say? 1173 00:55:44,541 --> 00:55:46,441 You feel betrayed because the guy you're in love with 1174 00:55:46,509 --> 00:55:48,636 fucked everyone but you. Don't confuse this. 1175 00:55:48,712 --> 00:55:50,680 You know everything about everybody. 1176 00:55:50,747 --> 00:55:53,238 Fuck, you're the most scared and isolated person I've met. 1177 00:55:53,316 --> 00:55:55,307 Maybe this will help you overcome all those 1178 00:55:55,385 --> 00:55:57,250 dark and sweaty and pointless encounters 1179 00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:59,550 trying to find what you'll never have. 1180 00:55:59,622 --> 00:56:02,022 You will never have what J.D. had... 1181 00:56:02,092 --> 00:56:04,993 and quite frankly probably never wanted that much. 1182 00:56:05,061 --> 00:56:06,858 What the fuck are you talking about? 1183 00:56:06,930 --> 00:56:09,899 The irony is that gay sex came easy for J.D., 1184 00:56:09,966 --> 00:56:11,991 while you, on the other hand, had to wait until you 1185 00:56:12,068 --> 00:56:15,196 could safely explore it because it terrified you... 1186 00:56:15,271 --> 00:56:17,205 being called a fag. 1187 00:56:17,273 --> 00:56:20,208 You should know that it's the guys like J.D. 1188 00:56:20,276 --> 00:56:22,335 that were having all the gay sex in high school 1189 00:56:22,412 --> 00:56:25,438 but they were the first ones to turn and call you a faggot. 1190 00:56:25,515 --> 00:56:27,847 It's called displacement. 1191 00:56:27,917 --> 00:56:29,885 Why do you think J.D. hit you? 1192 00:56:29,953 --> 00:56:31,318 You touched him. 1193 00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:35,552 I mean you really touched him. 1194 00:56:35,625 --> 00:56:37,354 Maybe you're right. 1195 00:56:37,427 --> 00:56:39,361 I waited so long because I was scared. 1196 00:56:39,429 --> 00:56:41,522 But I'm not scared anymore. 1197 00:56:41,598 --> 00:56:43,225 All those sweaty and pointless encounters? 1198 00:56:43,299 --> 00:56:44,527 It's called sex. 1199 00:56:44,601 --> 00:56:46,296 You should look into it. And you should take some 1200 00:56:46,369 --> 00:56:47,859 notes from me because I can get sex 1201 00:56:47,937 --> 00:56:49,461 without complication and guilt. 1202 00:56:49,539 --> 00:56:51,200 Oh, AIDS isn't a complication anymore? 1203 00:56:51,274 --> 00:56:53,139 I'm real sorry you lost your friends. 1204 00:56:53,209 --> 00:56:54,972 But I've had more sex than you can imagine 1205 00:56:55,044 --> 00:56:56,033 and I'm HIV negative. 1206 00:56:56,112 --> 00:56:57,841 And I sure as fuck never got anyone pregnant. 1207 00:56:57,914 --> 00:56:59,541 We applaud your clever virility. 1208 00:56:59,616 --> 00:57:00,810 You know what this is about? 1209 00:57:00,884 --> 00:57:02,749 You're jealous because I'm the most sexually liberated. 1210 00:57:02,819 --> 00:57:04,309 Oh, real liberated. 1211 00:57:04,387 --> 00:57:06,082 It goes a little something like this: 1212 00:57:06,156 --> 00:57:07,748 you're in, you're out, you're done, it's over. 1213 00:57:07,824 --> 00:57:09,052 What's your name again? 1214 00:57:09,125 --> 00:57:10,592 I just shared the most intimate gift with you, 1215 00:57:10,660 --> 00:57:12,093 but suddenly you scare me. See ya. 1216 00:57:12,162 --> 00:57:13,629 Gay men love and you know it. 1217 00:57:13,696 --> 00:57:14,993 You only want to think it's not as real 1218 00:57:15,064 --> 00:57:16,861 as the love you feel because then you'd have to admit 1219 00:57:16,933 --> 00:57:18,161 you don't have as much sex. 1220 00:57:18,234 --> 00:57:19,531 Rafe, I know gay couples. 1221 00:57:19,602 --> 00:57:21,433 Most exist in open relationships. 1222 00:57:21,504 --> 00:57:23,495 There's plenty of monogamy in gay relationships. 1223 00:57:23,573 --> 00:57:25,040 Maybe in their 30s. 1224 00:57:25,108 --> 00:57:28,544 But the late teens and 20s are one big blur of dick! 1225 00:57:28,611 --> 00:57:31,011 Why are you so desperate for monogamy? 1226 00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:33,378 What good has it ever done for you? 1227 00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:34,974 You think sexually frustrated, monogamous women 1228 00:57:35,051 --> 00:57:36,643 are better equipped to love? 1229 00:57:36,719 --> 00:57:38,744 You can't deny that there's something special 1230 00:57:38,822 --> 00:57:41,290 that happens between two people when there's a commitment. 1231 00:57:41,357 --> 00:57:43,222 And you can't admit that sex is just a glorified 1232 00:57:43,293 --> 00:57:45,921 bodily function that you want to strangle in emotions. 1233 00:57:45,995 --> 00:57:47,860 Love everyone or love no one is my motto. 1234 00:57:47,931 --> 00:57:49,330 If anybody cares. 1235 00:57:49,399 --> 00:57:50,423 What? 1236 00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:53,526 I said, love everyone or love no one is my motto. 1237 00:57:53,603 --> 00:57:55,867 If anybody cares. 1238 00:57:55,939 --> 00:57:57,804 Sorry, but when you have sex on a regular basis 1239 00:57:57,874 --> 00:58:00,434 without love you're a whore. 1240 00:58:00,510 --> 00:58:02,740 Rafe, you're a whore. 1241 00:58:02,812 --> 00:58:05,372 But that's a good thing for guys, right J.D.? 1242 00:58:05,448 --> 00:58:07,973 This is a land mine and I need my legs. 1243 00:58:08,051 --> 00:58:10,212 So fear of whore-dom is the reason why lesbians 1244 00:58:10,286 --> 00:58:12,277 fall in love so quickly? 1245 00:58:12,355 --> 00:58:14,346 Now we know the truth about U- Hauls and China patterns. 1246 00:58:14,424 --> 00:58:16,289 I don't want to fight with you, Rafe. 1247 00:58:16,359 --> 00:58:19,123 I want you to think about this place. 1248 00:58:19,195 --> 00:58:21,493 It's full of majesty. 1249 00:58:21,564 --> 00:58:24,692 The world is right and you're right... 1250 00:58:24,767 --> 00:58:26,064 and everything's right. 1251 00:58:26,135 --> 00:58:27,659 What the fuck is your point? 1252 00:58:27,737 --> 00:58:29,671 We know where to go, we just don't know 1253 00:58:29,739 --> 00:58:31,138 the proper way to get there. 1254 00:58:31,207 --> 00:58:33,698 - It's about the orgasm. - It's about the feeling. 1255 00:58:33,776 --> 00:58:35,266 Leading to the thought. 1256 00:58:35,345 --> 00:58:36,869 Does your bicked and extremely ugly pussy 1257 00:58:36,946 --> 00:58:38,208 ever figure into this? 1258 00:58:38,281 --> 00:58:40,249 Or are we talking about ventriloquist orgasms here? 1259 00:58:40,316 --> 00:58:42,409 You know full well what I'm saying. 1260 00:58:42,485 --> 00:58:46,319 An orgasm is an experience and not a gush of fluid. 1261 00:58:46,389 --> 00:58:48,755 How can you speak for me? For men? 1262 00:58:48,825 --> 00:58:50,417 For other women? 1263 00:58:50,493 --> 00:58:52,120 What if you're wrong and you've been missing out 1264 00:58:52,195 --> 00:58:53,958 on all this incredible sex? 1265 00:58:54,030 --> 00:58:57,431 In fact, when was your last earth-shattering orgasm? 1266 00:58:57,500 --> 00:59:00,560 I can remember the day clearly. 1267 00:59:00,637 --> 00:59:03,538 The birds were singing, the flowers were blooming 1268 00:59:03,606 --> 00:59:05,233 and everything was right in the world. 1269 00:59:05,308 --> 00:59:06,536 You can't remember. 1270 00:59:06,609 --> 00:59:08,873 - I have them all the time. - Always with people you love? 1271 00:59:08,945 --> 00:59:09,877 - Yes. - Never a stranger? 1272 00:59:09,946 --> 00:59:11,277 Never. 1273 00:59:11,347 --> 00:59:13,577 My last earth shattering orgasm was with a stranger. 1274 00:59:13,650 --> 00:59:16,346 I can do this because my orgasms aren't conditional. 1275 00:59:16,419 --> 00:59:19,946 Unlike you, Heidi, I come and I'm done and I'm happy. 1276 00:59:20,023 --> 00:59:21,547 But you always want something in return. 1277 00:59:21,624 --> 00:59:23,819 And yet you're single, no different than me. 1278 00:59:23,893 --> 00:59:26,054 But tomorrow I can fulfill my sexual needs. 1279 00:59:26,129 --> 00:59:28,063 You can't claim that, can you? 1280 00:59:28,131 --> 00:59:31,396 And if I fucked you, you'd be screaming like a schoolgirl. 1281 00:59:31,467 --> 00:59:33,128 You'd have to reevaluate your whole routine. 1282 00:59:33,202 --> 00:59:34,692 So I guess under these conditions 1283 00:59:34,771 --> 00:59:36,068 I'd get real angry, too. 1284 00:59:36,139 --> 00:59:37,538 Would you be angry after sex with me? 1285 00:59:37,607 --> 00:59:39,768 - I have no anger, remember? - Only fear. 1286 00:59:39,842 --> 00:59:42,367 My point about you, Rafe, is that you're a great guy 1287 00:59:42,445 --> 00:59:44,310 with a lot of positive energy. 1288 00:59:44,380 --> 00:59:46,348 But until you connect emotionally with your 1289 00:59:46,416 --> 00:59:48,941 sex partners, you're never going to be free. 1290 00:59:49,018 --> 00:59:51,987 And for God's sake, get their first name. 1291 00:59:53,656 --> 00:59:55,624 Okay. 1292 00:59:55,692 --> 00:59:57,853 I promise to become emotionally involved 1293 00:59:57,927 --> 01:00:00,589 with my sex partners if you promise to have sex 1294 01:00:00,663 --> 01:00:03,131 with someone you don't love. 1295 01:00:03,199 --> 01:00:04,689 Like me. 1296 01:00:04,767 --> 01:00:06,394 Come on, Heidi, let's get it on. 1297 01:00:06,469 --> 01:00:08,130 Rafe, you're not in high school anymore. 1298 01:00:08,204 --> 01:00:09,569 You don't have anything to prove. 1299 01:00:09,639 --> 01:00:11,470 Yes, I do. 1300 01:00:11,541 --> 01:00:14,271 Kris, would you have sex with me? 1301 01:00:14,344 --> 01:00:15,971 Right now? 1302 01:00:16,045 --> 01:00:17,910 Sure, why not? 1303 01:00:33,730 --> 01:00:35,493 It's really not that gross. 1304 01:00:35,565 --> 01:00:37,760 Like J.D. says... friction and goo. 1305 01:00:37,834 --> 01:00:40,799 Rafe, you're missing my point. 1306 01:01:09,265 --> 01:01:10,755 My, my, my. 1307 01:01:10,833 --> 01:01:13,301 We have a bit of an arousal here. 1308 01:01:14,404 --> 01:01:15,735 This is pathetic! 1309 01:01:15,805 --> 01:01:17,864 You guys, stop. I'm serious. 1310 01:01:17,940 --> 01:01:20,875 Why? You have. 1311 01:01:24,981 --> 01:01:26,949 Now kiss me. 1312 01:01:36,225 --> 01:01:40,127 Now look at me like I'm the only girl you'll ever love. 1313 01:01:40,196 --> 01:01:41,595 And find that place in your heart 1314 01:01:41,664 --> 01:01:44,064 where you really mean it. And then please yourself 1315 01:01:44,133 --> 01:01:46,067 with the thought of the love you have for me. 1316 01:01:46,135 --> 01:02:05,943 Okay? 1317 01:02:06,022 --> 01:02:07,717 You're doing fine, okay? 1318 01:02:07,790 --> 01:02:10,190 Just be creative. Figure out what I like. 1319 01:02:10,259 --> 01:02:12,420 Give it to me. 1320 01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:18,827 Quick learner. 1321 01:02:21,871 --> 01:02:24,396 Dude... It happens. 1322 01:02:24,474 --> 01:02:26,169 Fuck off. 1323 01:02:26,242 --> 01:02:29,040 Was it too Freudian or Jungian? 1324 01:02:29,112 --> 01:02:30,670 It was probably Jungian. 1325 01:02:30,747 --> 01:02:34,183 So you're bisexual, but emotionally terrified? 1326 01:02:34,250 --> 01:02:36,878 Like he's bisexual and afraid of being stigmatized. 1327 01:02:36,953 --> 01:02:39,148 Felt like I just fucked my sister. 1328 01:02:39,222 --> 01:02:40,450 Stop generalizing us. 1329 01:02:40,523 --> 01:02:41,854 Well, if there's one thing I've learned tonight 1330 01:02:41,924 --> 01:02:43,687 is that we all reduce each other to sex. 1331 01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:45,591 You're dealing with old issues. 1332 01:02:45,661 --> 01:02:47,094 I need a shower. 1333 01:02:47,163 --> 01:02:49,631 You might want to rephrase that. 1334 01:02:49,699 --> 01:02:51,064 It wasn't very nice. 1335 01:02:51,134 --> 01:02:52,692 That's not what I meant. 1336 01:02:56,205 --> 01:02:58,366 It smells like sex in here. 1337 01:02:58,441 --> 01:03:00,602 I'm gonna have to call Rosa again. 1338 01:03:07,183 --> 01:03:08,878 Go get him. 1339 01:03:08,951 --> 01:03:10,976 And while you're at it, apologize. 1340 01:03:11,053 --> 01:03:12,213 Why, what did I do? 1341 01:03:12,288 --> 01:03:14,188 I'm sure you can think of tons of things. 1342 01:03:17,193 --> 01:03:18,854 Go! 1343 01:03:23,432 --> 01:03:25,593 That was like watching a train wreck. 1344 01:03:25,668 --> 01:03:26,726 That? 1345 01:03:26,803 --> 01:03:27,963 That was easy. 1346 01:03:28,037 --> 01:03:30,301 Open your mind, open your legs. 1347 01:03:30,373 --> 01:03:32,739 You really are a whore, aren't you? 1348 01:03:32,809 --> 01:03:36,438 To let some guy just do that, in front of an audience. 1349 01:03:36,512 --> 01:03:38,776 And you're not even angry at his reaction? 1350 01:03:38,848 --> 01:03:40,679 Let me tell you something, sweetie. 1351 01:03:40,750 --> 01:03:43,947 What you call being a whore, I call being experienced. 1352 01:03:44,020 --> 01:03:47,319 I'm skillful at my craft and I don't mind teaching beginners. 1353 01:03:47,390 --> 01:03:49,984 And I didn't get paid, so technically not a whore. 1354 01:03:50,059 --> 01:03:51,458 Oh, it was. 1355 01:03:51,527 --> 01:03:53,461 I was intimate with a man who didn't want 1356 01:03:53,529 --> 01:03:55,622 to be intimate with me and I did it without blinking an eye 1357 01:03:55,698 --> 01:03:57,859 because I am a generous person. 1358 01:03:57,934 --> 01:03:59,663 However you want to phrase it. 1359 01:03:59,735 --> 01:04:01,225 Fucking whore. 1360 01:04:01,304 --> 01:04:03,670 I just performed community service. 1361 01:04:03,739 --> 01:04:05,798 That man, he's going to recover and be 1362 01:04:05,875 --> 01:04:07,342 a better human being for it. 1363 01:04:07,410 --> 01:04:10,402 If I'm not concerned about it, why the fuck are you? 1364 01:04:10,479 --> 01:04:12,208 - You toy with people. - And you don't? 1365 01:04:12,281 --> 01:04:14,044 Not like you do. It's cruel. 1366 01:04:14,116 --> 01:04:15,879 Why? 1367 01:04:15,952 --> 01:04:18,352 Because it's not what you want? 1368 01:04:18,421 --> 01:04:21,049 The world doesn't revolve around Heidi. 1369 01:04:26,963 --> 01:04:28,658 I could fuck you in a second. 1370 01:04:28,731 --> 01:04:31,222 Spoken like a truck driver. 1371 01:04:31,300 --> 01:04:35,828 I could show you places in yourself you've never seen. 1372 01:04:35,905 --> 01:04:39,136 Confidence in my dike, I like. 1373 01:04:39,208 --> 01:04:41,699 Can you do it without a strap-on? 1374 01:04:41,777 --> 01:04:44,075 I could show you how to feel, 1375 01:04:44,146 --> 01:04:45,875 where to feel it, 1376 01:04:45,948 --> 01:04:48,678 and why you've never felt it before. 1377 01:04:48,751 --> 01:04:51,549 I could do all these things, but I won't. 1378 01:04:51,621 --> 01:04:52,918 Do what? 1379 01:04:52,989 --> 01:04:54,854 Show me the definition of more. 1380 01:04:54,924 --> 01:04:56,755 Less is more is a great slogan. 1381 01:04:56,826 --> 01:04:58,225 I'm bushed. Pun intended. 1382 01:04:58,294 --> 01:05:00,455 This evening is so over. 1383 01:05:00,529 --> 01:05:01,757 Isn't that curious? 1384 01:05:01,831 --> 01:05:03,662 The big, bad gays scurry away with their tails 1385 01:05:03,733 --> 01:05:05,200 between their legs. 1386 01:05:05,268 --> 01:05:08,362 I say this with love, but fuck you, and goodnight. 1387 01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:13,638 They do it in New York. And the Middle East. 1388 01:05:19,215 --> 01:05:20,842 Did he get lipstick on me? 1389 01:05:20,917 --> 01:05:22,680 I heard that! 1390 01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:26,914 So, what? Was this your big plan? 1391 01:05:26,989 --> 01:05:28,854 It seems kind of like a premature ejaculation, 1392 01:05:28,925 --> 01:05:30,256 if you ask me. 1393 01:05:30,326 --> 01:05:32,487 It's just too bad it's all over. 1394 01:05:36,699 --> 01:05:40,396 So, what do you say that you and I 1395 01:05:40,469 --> 01:05:44,428 hop in the sack... and we bang out a couple of Os. 1396 01:05:45,875 --> 01:05:47,843 Thanks, but no. 1397 01:05:53,082 --> 01:05:54,606 Ow. 1398 01:05:55,885 --> 01:05:58,251 We were really starting to make progress though. 1399 01:05:58,321 --> 01:06:00,687 It's a shame they got scared. 1400 01:06:01,524 --> 01:06:03,856 You know, when I was a kid I wanted to be a magician 1401 01:06:03,926 --> 01:06:06,952 so that I could make myself disappear. 1402 01:06:07,029 --> 01:06:13,457 But try as hard as my parents and I did, it never happened. 1403 01:06:13,536 --> 01:06:18,633 But, I did learn a couple of other tricks. 1404 01:06:18,708 --> 01:06:23,111 Like... sleight of hand. 1405 01:06:24,413 --> 01:06:26,278 Dirty whore. 1406 01:06:26,349 --> 01:06:28,715 You want sex with both of them at this point. 1407 01:06:30,186 --> 01:06:32,279 Dirty, dirty. 1408 01:06:33,723 --> 01:06:35,623 Whore, whore. 1409 01:06:36,759 --> 01:06:39,626 Oh, and by the way... 1410 01:06:39,695 --> 01:06:42,357 I thought you might want your necklace back. 1411 01:06:58,247 --> 01:07:00,078 Is that yours? 1412 01:07:19,201 --> 01:07:20,998 Should I? 1413 01:07:21,070 --> 01:07:23,004 You know you want to. 1414 01:07:23,072 --> 01:07:25,233 Just fuckin' do it. 1415 01:07:27,777 --> 01:07:29,711 Hello? 1416 01:07:29,779 --> 01:07:32,646 Oh, hi, Kate. How are you? 1417 01:07:32,715 --> 01:07:34,740 Yeah, yeah, Heidi was here. 1418 01:07:34,817 --> 01:07:36,717 Yeah. We were here all day. 1419 01:07:36,786 --> 01:07:38,185 Are you sick? 1420 01:07:38,254 --> 01:07:40,882 Your voice- you sound a little hoarse honey. 1421 01:07:40,956 --> 01:07:43,447 Oh, she left about 20 minutes ago. 1422 01:07:43,526 --> 01:07:45,426 Are you guys still together? 1423 01:07:48,164 --> 01:07:51,463 I don't know, she's just acting kind of weird and stuff. 1424 01:07:51,534 --> 01:07:53,729 Oh, you guys haven't been together for a while? 1425 01:07:53,803 --> 01:07:55,498 What happened? 1426 01:07:58,240 --> 01:07:59,673 That was my, um... 1427 01:07:59,742 --> 01:08:02,711 it was the, um, vibrator. 1428 01:08:02,778 --> 01:08:04,837 Yeah, I was- 1429 01:08:04,914 --> 01:08:06,142 I'm a little fucked up. 1430 01:08:06,215 --> 01:08:08,342 I can't believe I just told you that. 1431 01:08:10,286 --> 01:08:12,777 No, I'm sorry. Seriously though, what happened? 1432 01:08:12,855 --> 01:08:14,948 Let me put this vibrator away. 1433 01:08:16,592 --> 01:08:18,560 Okay, I'm sorry about that. 1434 01:08:20,329 --> 01:08:22,297 Oh, really? 1435 01:08:25,334 --> 01:08:28,565 She really did that? 1436 01:08:31,507 --> 01:08:34,169 Oh, Kate, I'm sorry. 1437 01:08:35,478 --> 01:08:38,413 Well, if you need to talk or anything 1438 01:08:38,481 --> 01:08:41,177 I had a similar experience like that, so... 1439 01:08:41,250 --> 01:08:42,444 I'm home a lot. 1440 01:08:44,620 --> 01:08:46,713 You remember where I live? 1441 01:08:46,789 --> 01:08:49,952 I'll probably be here for another month or so. 1442 01:08:51,193 --> 01:08:52,319 Okay, baby. 1443 01:08:52,394 --> 01:08:53,986 Yeah, okay. 1444 01:08:54,063 --> 01:08:58,227 All right. Take care of that throat. 1445 01:08:58,300 --> 01:09:00,165 I'll talk to you later. Bye. 1446 01:09:05,708 --> 01:09:07,175 Well, what? 1447 01:09:07,243 --> 01:09:08,676 What did she say? 1448 01:09:08,744 --> 01:09:10,211 You were sitting right here, busybody. 1449 01:09:10,279 --> 01:09:11,541 Don't worry about what she said. 1450 01:09:11,614 --> 01:09:13,582 They're just not together anymore. 1451 01:09:30,065 --> 01:09:31,692 Hey, it's me. 1452 01:09:38,340 --> 01:09:41,707 No... it's been a weird evening. 1453 01:09:41,777 --> 01:09:44,473 I lost my keys. Can I come home? 1454 01:09:51,153 --> 01:09:53,621 What? 1455 01:10:01,830 --> 01:10:03,730 It's open. 1456 01:10:03,799 --> 01:10:05,460 If you dare to enter. 1457 01:10:11,106 --> 01:10:12,767 How fucking dare you? 1458 01:10:12,841 --> 01:10:13,967 Who fucking spiked my drink? 1459 01:10:14,043 --> 01:10:15,374 I'm going to kick some fucking ass 1460 01:10:15,444 --> 01:10:16,604 because that's pretty much not very cool. 1461 01:10:16,679 --> 01:10:18,306 - Did you? - No. 1462 01:10:18,380 --> 01:10:19,540 J.D.? 1463 01:10:19,615 --> 01:10:20,912 Welcome to hedonism. 1464 01:10:20,983 --> 01:10:23,417 Dude, chill the fuck out! Jesus! 1465 01:10:23,485 --> 01:10:25,385 Where's my phone? 1466 01:10:26,789 --> 01:10:29,087 So I spiked your drink! 1467 01:10:29,158 --> 01:10:31,752 I could have done the hit myself. 1468 01:10:31,827 --> 01:10:34,523 Maybe I just wanted to be closer to you. 1469 01:10:36,966 --> 01:10:39,366 What? You're gonna cut us now? 1470 01:10:39,435 --> 01:10:40,868 Scary! 1471 01:10:40,936 --> 01:10:42,870 Where the fuck are my keys? 1472 01:10:42,938 --> 01:10:43,996 Ask fratboy. 1473 01:10:44,073 --> 01:10:45,540 Hold on, hold on. 1474 01:10:45,608 --> 01:10:46,973 So I slipped something in your drink, 1475 01:10:47,042 --> 01:10:49,067 and I stole your keys. 1476 01:10:49,144 --> 01:10:51,044 Are you guys fucking dead to a new adventure? 1477 01:10:51,113 --> 01:10:53,081 I just want to get the fuck out of here, okay? 1478 01:10:53,148 --> 01:10:54,206 Fuck this Heidi, let's call AAA- 1479 01:10:54,283 --> 01:10:55,841 Why don't you suck my fucking dick! 1480 01:10:55,918 --> 01:10:57,180 'Cause your fucking dick is ugly. 1481 01:10:57,253 --> 01:10:58,743 I don't need this fucking bullshit. 1482 01:10:58,821 --> 01:11:00,379 Why? What else you got going on? 1483 01:11:00,456 --> 01:11:03,118 Just stop it, okay? 1484 01:11:03,192 --> 01:11:07,185 I have had you figured out for so long... 1485 01:11:07,263 --> 01:11:09,356 Kate just filled in the blanks. 1486 01:11:09,431 --> 01:11:11,456 What the fuck did you guys talk about? 1487 01:11:11,533 --> 01:11:13,933 Why would you do that? 1488 01:11:14,003 --> 01:11:15,994 Your phone was ringing so I picked it up. 1489 01:11:16,071 --> 01:11:17,834 Big fucking deal. 1490 01:11:17,906 --> 01:11:19,373 So I talked to Kate. 1491 01:11:19,441 --> 01:11:22,774 We had a very nice conversation. 1492 01:11:22,845 --> 01:11:26,611 She pretty much confirmed everything I already knew. 1493 01:11:26,682 --> 01:11:31,016 So tough, but so needy. 1494 01:11:31,086 --> 01:11:33,850 Love and love, but when they leave... 1495 01:11:33,922 --> 01:11:36,720 you don't take that very well, do you? 1496 01:11:36,792 --> 01:11:38,521 And you get mad, don't ya? 1497 01:11:38,594 --> 01:11:41,324 Kris... she's on drugs! She's got a fucking knife. 1498 01:11:41,397 --> 01:11:43,024 And you're pushing her buttons. 1499 01:11:43,098 --> 01:11:45,066 Heidi knows what I'm talking about. 1500 01:11:47,303 --> 01:11:51,672 She's got J.D's M.O. down. 1501 01:11:51,740 --> 01:11:54,106 You know why? 1502 01:11:54,176 --> 01:11:57,145 'Cause she beat the crap out of poor little Kate. 1503 01:12:03,018 --> 01:12:05,384 You're real good, huh? 1504 01:12:05,454 --> 01:12:07,149 Put the joke on everyone else so you don't 1505 01:12:07,222 --> 01:12:09,019 have to talk about yourself. 1506 01:12:09,091 --> 01:12:11,559 You've done an amazing job. 1507 01:12:11,627 --> 01:12:13,288 Well, now it's your turn. 1508 01:12:13,362 --> 01:12:14,420 I'm going to ask you a simple question. 1509 01:12:14,496 --> 01:12:16,088 Let's see if you can answer it. 1510 01:12:16,165 --> 01:12:18,360 Why the fuck are you doing this? 1511 01:12:18,434 --> 01:12:22,427 Because... I was bored. 1512 01:12:22,504 --> 01:12:25,996 No, you know what? That's not it. 1513 01:12:26,075 --> 01:12:28,305 You are like you are because you're scared. 1514 01:12:28,377 --> 01:12:29,969 You scared that no one's gonna love you, 1515 01:12:30,045 --> 01:12:32,013 so you love everyone. 1516 01:12:32,081 --> 01:12:34,948 That is called being a whore, just so you know. 1517 01:12:35,017 --> 01:12:37,042 You can't even see the people who want to love you 1518 01:12:37,119 --> 01:12:39,053 because you won't let them. 1519 01:12:39,121 --> 01:12:41,248 Everything is just a defense mechanism with you, 1520 01:12:41,323 --> 01:12:43,689 all this bullshit you cloak yourself up with- 1521 01:12:43,759 --> 01:12:46,091 If you are going to continue on with this monologue... 1522 01:12:46,161 --> 01:12:48,561 I need another drink. 1523 01:12:48,630 --> 01:12:50,495 I could use some popcorn. 1524 01:12:50,566 --> 01:12:54,533 Just be real! For once, Kris! 1525 01:12:54,603 --> 01:12:57,436 - You want me to be real? - Yeah. 1526 01:12:57,506 --> 01:13:00,873 Okay, how's this for real? 1527 01:13:00,943 --> 01:13:05,073 I'm real tired of this Butch Ass, Ice Princess routine 1528 01:13:05,147 --> 01:13:08,776 you got going on and I'd like to get to know the real Heidi. 1529 01:13:08,851 --> 01:13:12,685 Hello, is she in there? 1530 01:13:12,755 --> 01:13:14,279 It's not just me you're talking about. 1531 01:13:14,356 --> 01:13:15,755 You're talking about all of them. 1532 01:13:15,824 --> 01:13:17,519 Women? Yeah. 1533 01:13:17,593 --> 01:13:19,686 It all goes back to that. 1534 01:13:19,762 --> 01:13:22,458 Women destroy everything. 1535 01:13:24,500 --> 01:13:28,266 You've never had any close female friends, have you? 1536 01:13:28,337 --> 01:13:31,431 Don't be ridiculous. I have female friends. 1537 01:13:31,507 --> 01:13:34,442 Rafe, you're my friend, right? 1538 01:13:34,510 --> 01:13:36,137 Fucking cunt. 1539 01:13:36,211 --> 01:13:38,338 Oh, my God. 1540 01:13:38,414 --> 01:13:40,473 You've created this whole fucking evening 1541 01:13:40,549 --> 01:13:42,312 just so we wouldn't leave. 1542 01:13:42,384 --> 01:13:43,783 Like I told him earlier, 1543 01:13:43,852 --> 01:13:45,979 it's hard to find people to talk to anymore. 1544 01:13:46,054 --> 01:13:47,487 Oh my God, Kris- 1545 01:13:47,556 --> 01:13:49,183 Stop with the sympathy! 1546 01:13:49,258 --> 01:13:50,885 I have female friends and they're dear to me 1547 01:13:50,959 --> 01:13:52,984 just like you are. 1548 01:13:53,061 --> 01:13:57,020 And... just like you, they're difficult. 1549 01:13:59,802 --> 01:14:01,565 We live in the same world, Heidi. 1550 01:14:01,637 --> 01:14:04,333 People only have two opinions of us... 1551 01:14:04,406 --> 01:14:08,433 bitch or whore. It's really not fair. 1552 01:14:08,510 --> 01:14:12,412 People prejudge me because I'm naturally sexual. 1553 01:14:12,481 --> 01:14:14,608 How does it feel when people hate you 1554 01:14:14,683 --> 01:14:16,947 before you even open your mouth? 1555 01:14:17,019 --> 01:14:19,078 People don't hate me. 1556 01:14:19,154 --> 01:14:22,123 Honestly? Ya think? 1557 01:14:22,191 --> 01:14:24,216 People don't hate you? 1558 01:14:24,293 --> 01:14:26,761 Heidi, you're gay. 1559 01:14:26,829 --> 01:14:29,263 You're hot. And you're a woman. 1560 01:14:29,331 --> 01:14:31,128 People hate you. 1561 01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:33,862 Well, fuck anyone who does. 1562 01:14:33,936 --> 01:14:36,029 And by the way... I've never hated you. 1563 01:14:36,104 --> 01:14:38,698 Yeah, well, you've never loved me either. 1564 01:14:38,774 --> 01:14:41,709 J.D. was right about you. 1565 01:14:41,777 --> 01:14:44,177 When Kate came into the picture, we were dead to you. 1566 01:14:44,246 --> 01:14:46,271 And that's not hate, but it's indifference. 1567 01:14:46,348 --> 01:14:47,838 And indifference is close to dislike. 1568 01:14:47,916 --> 01:14:51,374 Dislike is close to fear; fear is the completion of hate. 1569 01:14:51,453 --> 01:14:53,421 You take me for granted just like almost everyone 1570 01:14:53,489 --> 01:14:54,979 I want to love. 1571 01:14:55,057 --> 01:14:56,718 Men, women... it doesn't matter. 1572 01:14:56,792 --> 01:14:58,657 You can't look at me and see what's in my heart. 1573 01:14:58,727 --> 01:15:00,592 All you see is the exterior. 1574 01:15:00,662 --> 01:15:02,596 You have my attention and you know it. 1575 01:15:02,664 --> 01:15:04,894 I don't want that kind of attention! 1576 01:15:04,967 --> 01:15:07,527 And I don't want your pain, or your pity. 1577 01:15:07,603 --> 01:15:09,127 I want your friendship. 1578 01:15:09,204 --> 01:15:12,173 Your true friendship. 1579 01:15:12,241 --> 01:15:14,141 What are you asking of me? 1580 01:15:14,209 --> 01:15:17,201 It's not just you, you myopic fucking bitch! 1581 01:15:17,279 --> 01:15:19,372 It's every fucking woman on the planet... 1582 01:15:19,448 --> 01:15:22,178 every single one of them competing and belittling 1583 01:15:22,251 --> 01:15:24,378 anything that fucking threatens them! 1584 01:15:24,453 --> 01:15:26,421 Maybe I'm not so fucking put together. 1585 01:15:28,824 --> 01:15:30,348 Maybe I don't have the answers. 1586 01:15:30,425 --> 01:15:33,053 But I do know things are fucked! 1587 01:15:34,763 --> 01:15:37,561 And I don't want them fucked up anymore. 1588 01:15:37,633 --> 01:15:39,032 You guys, can you please leave? 1589 01:15:39,101 --> 01:15:40,363 Kris, you're just fucked up. 1590 01:15:40,435 --> 01:15:41,629 No! 1591 01:15:41,703 --> 01:15:44,194 If one woman can't love me then no women can. 1592 01:15:44,273 --> 01:15:47,333 That's the truth and that's the way I feel. 1593 01:15:47,409 --> 01:15:49,377 You guys gotta go! 1594 01:15:49,444 --> 01:15:50,809 Get the fuck out of my house. 1595 01:15:51,980 --> 01:15:53,413 Go. 1596 01:15:54,883 --> 01:15:57,181 I have love for you and you know it. 1597 01:15:57,252 --> 01:15:59,413 You're only saying this because you know it. 1598 01:16:02,491 --> 01:16:04,015 Look at me. 1599 01:16:05,494 --> 01:16:07,121 Look at me! 1600 01:16:09,097 --> 01:16:10,724 You don't love. 1601 01:16:10,799 --> 01:16:12,198 You smother. 1602 01:16:12,267 --> 01:16:13,700 Now get the fuck out of my house. 1603 01:16:13,769 --> 01:16:15,168 You fucking whore! 1604 01:16:15,237 --> 01:16:16,295 Fucking bitch! 1605 01:16:16,371 --> 01:16:18,339 You don't love! You only hurt! 1606 01:16:19,708 --> 01:16:21,141 Who did this to you? 1607 01:16:21,209 --> 01:16:23,006 You didn't! And that's the fucking problem! 1608 01:16:23,078 --> 01:16:25,137 That's it! Enough! 1609 01:16:27,716 --> 01:16:29,707 Holy shit! Rafe! 1610 01:16:29,785 --> 01:16:32,811 What, did you fucking cut him with your little knife? 1611 01:16:32,888 --> 01:16:34,116 No one cut him! 1612 01:16:34,189 --> 01:16:36,248 - Jesus Christ. - Are you okay, Rafe? 1613 01:16:36,325 --> 01:16:38,088 It's fine. 1614 01:16:38,160 --> 01:16:39,593 Do you have band-aids, a first aid kit? 1615 01:16:39,661 --> 01:16:42,027 Come on! 1616 01:16:42,097 --> 01:16:43,928 It's in the bathroom under the sink. 1617 01:16:43,999 --> 01:16:45,967 If she didn't cut you then why the fuck are you bleeding? 1618 01:16:46,034 --> 01:16:47,797 When you get stabbed really close to the heart, 1619 01:16:47,869 --> 01:16:49,234 sometimes it doesn't heal. 1620 01:16:49,304 --> 01:16:50,168 She stabbed you? 1621 01:16:50,238 --> 01:16:52,229 She didn't stab me... my sister did... when I was five. 1622 01:16:52,307 --> 01:16:53,672 Why would she do that? 1623 01:16:53,742 --> 01:16:55,835 'Cause women are fucking psycho! 1624 01:16:57,212 --> 01:16:59,578 Yeah... He's kind of right. 1625 01:17:15,897 --> 01:17:18,297 I'm sorry... 1626 01:17:18,367 --> 01:17:21,336 About Kate, about everything. 1627 01:17:21,403 --> 01:17:23,871 I'm sorry. 1628 01:17:30,579 --> 01:17:33,514 Kris, what's going on with you? 1629 01:17:33,582 --> 01:17:35,550 For real? 1630 01:18:10,452 --> 01:18:11,919 God damn. 1631 01:18:15,057 --> 01:18:16,752 Hold that. 1632 01:18:21,596 --> 01:18:23,621 Condoms in the first aid kit. 1633 01:18:31,807 --> 01:18:33,536 You look a little pale. 1634 01:18:33,608 --> 01:18:35,041 I'll be fine. 1635 01:18:35,110 --> 01:18:37,078 - Crap. - This tape sucks. 1636 01:18:40,348 --> 01:18:43,374 There you go. Good as new. 1637 01:18:43,452 --> 01:18:45,579 I think I need more on the top. 1638 01:18:54,663 --> 01:18:56,688 Now you're good as new. 1639 01:18:58,667 --> 01:19:00,931 What do you think the girls are doing? 1640 01:19:01,002 --> 01:19:04,130 Reading Sylvia Plath and making a suicide pact? 1641 01:19:06,508 --> 01:19:10,137 We have such fantastic lives and we don't appreciate them. 1642 01:19:11,980 --> 01:19:14,210 Why is that? 1643 01:19:14,282 --> 01:19:16,512 It's because of fear. 1644 01:19:16,585 --> 01:19:18,485 But what are we afraid of? 1645 01:19:18,553 --> 01:19:20,783 Life. 1646 01:19:20,856 --> 01:19:23,950 Then why are we born fucked? 1647 01:19:24,025 --> 01:19:27,722 Because we don't know what to do. 1648 01:19:27,796 --> 01:19:29,559 Maybe we do. 1649 01:19:29,631 --> 01:19:31,895 It's really simple. 1650 01:19:31,967 --> 01:19:34,834 Just love. 1651 01:19:35,871 --> 01:19:37,805 Do I have a fever? 1652 01:19:40,175 --> 01:19:42,302 No, it's just the drugs. 1653 01:19:58,994 --> 01:20:00,859 What's this? 1654 01:20:00,929 --> 01:20:02,954 A communion. 1655 01:20:23,752 --> 01:20:26,653 So what was the secret you were gonna tell me? 1656 01:20:53,949 --> 01:20:55,678 Remember happiness? 1657 01:20:55,750 --> 01:20:58,719 Yeah... 1658 01:20:58,787 --> 01:21:00,982 I remember. 1659 01:21:01,957 --> 01:21:04,926 Why did we forget? 1660 01:21:04,993 --> 01:21:10,954 Because... they killed us for loving ourselves. 1661 01:21:19,808 --> 01:21:22,436 It's okay. 1662 01:21:22,510 --> 01:21:26,207 You're safe. 1663 01:21:26,281 --> 01:21:28,545 Lie back. 1664 01:21:28,617 --> 01:21:31,848 I'm gonna show you that place now. 119760

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