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We can leave our
shit here, right?
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Yeah, we're coming
back tomorrow.
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Directions to my place.
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I don't need them.
I printed them out.
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- You take the Harrison-
- I'm cool.
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Hey, J.D., you can
park your motorcycle
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right in front of my car.
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There's a little space
right there.
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My bike's in the shop.
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I think I'm gonna
take a pass on tonight.
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Why?
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I've got things to do.
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Your "things" can wait.
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You committed.
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Bitch.
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Game player...
wants us to beg.
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I'll beg.
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J.D., you can
ride with me.
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Sorry.
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Columns, naked statues,
and not one fucking window.
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Kris?
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I'm in the bathroom!
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How are they?
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I've smelled better.
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What is that?
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A hit of E.
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One hit of E.
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I'm just gonna go
put some clothes on.
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Okay.
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Didn't your mother
teach you how to share?
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She was a selfish bitch.
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Hey.
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Do you want a
nice evening?
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Or a 'let's see how far
we can go' evening?
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Unless it ends in sex,
it's all bullshit right?
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Then I suggest you cut
that up into four pieces.
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Cut what into
four pieces?
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That hit of X he was
about to do himself.
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- Fork it over, baby.
- Fork it over, baby.
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Open your mouth.
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Put out your tongue.
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Say ah!
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Ah.
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Who gets Rafe's quarter?
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Pick me, pick me.
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It's my fucking E.
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Wait.
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Why shouldn't we
give it to Rafe?
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He's detoxing
or something.
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Why, is he sick?
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You're retarded, man.
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What?
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Some guys just
like to be healthy.
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Sounds fucking
boring to me.
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Could you leave
so I can dress?
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Sure you don't
need any help?
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Get out!
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Something for my
little friend the fag.
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Totally forgot about food,
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so if you're hungry we're
gonna have to order in.
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This is fine for
me now, thanks.
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I borrowed a T
if you don't mind.
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I don't mind.
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Might not have food,
but I have plenty of liquor!
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Who wants a drink?
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I'm in a sour mood
so I'd like a sour drink.
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Tall glass filled
with vodka.
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Good vodka.
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Soda if you have it.
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I forgot how palatial
this place is.
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How come you still
have the sets up
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from that porno we did?
What was it called?
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"Womb Raiders".
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"In Diana Jones".
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"Spurtacus".
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It was "Who's Afraid
of Virginia's Cooch".
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I don't know...
I was home sick.
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Kind of reminds
me of Vegas.
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What happened
to you, Rafe?
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I haven't heard
from you in months.
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Started school.
Decided to get a degree.
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What's your major?
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Women's Studies.
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What's a gay man doing
studying women's issues?
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What's wrong with that?
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- I don't get it.
- It's not weird.
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What does a gay man
want to know about women?
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How to thoroughly
defeat us?
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You're doing a fine
job without me.
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- See?
- She's baiting you, Rafe.
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That's not what I meant.
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And you know if you're
in man-hater mode,
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I've had a long day and don't
want to get into this shit.
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I'm just saying...
but man-hater?
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Shouldn't you be
supportive of a man
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wanting to know
more about women?
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Why should I
be supportive?
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Because I could somehow
make a contribution?
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Who asked you to?
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I'm not being mean.
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Just playing
devil's advocate.
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No other woman I know
thinks it's weird.
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Maybe they're
humoring you.
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I think you're useless
unless you can
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sleep with both sexes.
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What?
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Just trying to
change the subject.
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So what you're really
saying is that we're only
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enlightened if we like
everybody's sex organs?
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Especially the
parts we can suck.
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I will say that if you've
got a bigger dick
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than a guy, it's guaranteed
that he'll go down on you first.
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- Nasty.
- Why?
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It's just misplaced
maternal projections.
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Do you suck a pussy
or do you lick it?
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The quandary!
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The wisdom keeps coming.
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A man not afraid of
eating out a woman
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is a man not afraid of women!
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Many straight guys won't go
down on it and you know it.
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FYl, "it's"
called a vagina.
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So J.D., do you like
suckling breasts?
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I'm a breast guy.
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Yeah, but do you
eat out a pussy?
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God, it just rolls
off the tongue.
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Finger-licking good.
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- You're vile.
- I responded.
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So you like a woman
in her totality?
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Totally.
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You don't reduce
her to body parts?
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I love breasts
and I have
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no problem whatsoever
with pussy.
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But I've never seen
you with a fat girl.
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So what?
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She's still a woman.
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You wouldn't
date a fat girl?
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I'd let her suck my dick as
long as she wasn't grotesque.
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Trust me...
you're not enlightened.
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That's a very nice
way of putting it.
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I don't see why you're
all obsessed with fat.
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Lesbians don't
care so much.
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Because they're all fat.
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Like me?
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Besides, I've loved
many fat girls.
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Doesn't make you
enlightened according to
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this lame-ass,
suck-me theory.
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A guy puts his dick in your
face, you'd bite it off.
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Yeah, but you haven't
sucked one either
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so don't go getting high
and mighty with me.
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Nope... not going
against nature.
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Here we go.
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Going against nature
totally excludes oral sex
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from the equation then?
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I'm sure many women will
be relieved to know
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they don't have to hear,
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"Suck it harder, not so hard,
now lick my balls".
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Blow jobs, lesbian sex,
and doggie-style are all fine.
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But fat chicks and
butt-fucking dudes
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just doesn't fly right by me.
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Let's talk about the glandular
surprise in your ass.
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Dude, you're disturbing me.
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Women can hit it too.
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Just you try going near
a straight guy's asshole.
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Just you try.
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Yeah... stay away
from my asshole!
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No decent girl wants to
go near that dirty thing.
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Fuck you, already.
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Wait, isn't the point of sex
to Christians like J.D.
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about procreation anyway?
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That's why we call
you guys breeders...
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you think it's your job.
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I'm not Christian.
I'm Catholic.
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I think it's
actually very simple.
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We're sexual creatures.
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Ultimately, we could take
it anyway we can get it.
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Penguins mate for life.
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You're not a penguin.
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We're closest to apes, actually,
and they don't mate for life.
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Well, fucking everything that
moves won't solve anything.
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I think the queer
Roman priests tried
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and it didn't work out
so well for them.
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So you really do think
women are perfect?
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Isn't every crime against
humanity committed by a man?
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A sexually frustrated man
who turns to his knife
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or his gun or his bomb
to destroy what he can't
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reconcile what's
in himself?
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Something tells me this is
going to be a long evening.
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Be honest with yourself.
Estrogen doesn't make us happy.
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Be honest with your self.
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Women have been
the ultimate rape victims
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and Christianity
the ultimate penis.
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You can't tell me
that's not true.
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And you're not
a man-hater because...?
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Continuation of this
argument implies that she
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is afraid of giving up control.
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And you're not
a control freak?
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The beauty of life is often
found when we give up control.
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Confucius say...
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Can we change
the subject?
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Why?
Afraid you're gonna go to hell?
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Maybe.
Guilt by association.
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Fuck hell.
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And by the way,
fuck your male god.
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Step back, girls.
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Lightning's about to
rip through the ceiling.
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I'm not scared.
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Your god's aim ain't that
great, if you think about it.
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Hey, can you hang on?
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God damn!
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Has she always been
such an angry bitch?
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Rafe, are you okay?
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I... need something more
to eat or something.
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Help yourself.
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Are you gonna hog
that thing or what?
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Thank you.
I did miss you guys.
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It's so hard to find
anyone to talk to anymore.
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Mental masturbation
between three hormonal
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bitches is not my
idea of a good time.
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You need to quit talking
in stereotypes,
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even if it is in jest.
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- Kris?
- What?
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Free fucking country!
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Don't be such a brute.
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I think you might enjoy
what's about to happen.
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So you're blowing
me off for her?
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Fine.
Call me later.
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I'm sure you'll be around!
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- You okay?
- Never better.
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I should probably
get going.
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I'm not really
feeling that great.
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You're not leaving me
alone with that one.
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Now see... you talk like
you don't like me,
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but you do.
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Of course I like you.
You amuse me.
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That was supposed to be
a cut, but it doesn't matter.
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'Cause I've got a nice buzz on
and I'm all about the love.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
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I have to go to the
little girl's room.
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Aim carefully.
Rosa just cleaned my floors.
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Better yet...
just sit.
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Why do you have two
eights on your wall?
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They're hearts.
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- Where?
- On my wall.
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What are they, really?
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A doorway to higher
consciousness.
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You okay?
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They're giving
me a headache.
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Let's just leave then.
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When things could
get interesting?
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Even though you
have a headache?
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You a fucking
Girl Scout now?
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Sorry, the sarcasm.
It's that fucking bitch.
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So... what's been
going on with you,
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besides, um, school.
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00:12:00,152 --> 00:12:01,449
You seeing anyone?
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You know how long it's been
since I've been in love?
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00:12:03,589 --> 00:12:04,783
You're not
missing anything.
258
00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:06,085
But I am though.
259
00:12:06,158 --> 00:12:08,422
I only fall in love with guys
who remind me of Jimmy Schwab.
260
00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:09,586
Who's that?
261
00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:13,291
Just some guy before I got
bitter... when I was 14.
262
00:12:13,365 --> 00:12:15,526
Isn't it funny...
the love of our lives
263
00:12:15,601 --> 00:12:17,592
is always the one who
never loves us back.
264
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:18,728
That's just it, though.
265
00:12:18,804 --> 00:12:20,465
He could have loved me
if I had let him.
266
00:12:20,539 --> 00:12:22,439
There's always that.
267
00:12:28,714 --> 00:12:30,181
What other drugs
are you on, J.D.?
268
00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:31,443
You look beat up.
269
00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:33,382
Why I'm sure I don't
know what you mean.
270
00:12:33,452 --> 00:12:34,714
I'm sure.
271
00:12:34,787 --> 00:12:36,345
So J.D...
getting back to it...
272
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:39,914
What exactly is your
beef with gay sex?
273
00:12:39,992 --> 00:12:42,085
I've already spoken my
peace on the situation.
274
00:12:42,161 --> 00:12:44,026
It's a matter of AC/DC.
275
00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:45,358
You talk like
that makes sense.
276
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:46,728
But with a lot of lube,
my dick would fit
277
00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:48,824
in your ass easier
than her vagina.
278
00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:52,268
What if... we're all
fucking bisexuals?
279
00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:55,432
I'm not fucking
any bisexuals.
280
00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:58,534
Or any hermaphrodites,
for that matter!
281
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:01,239
Bisexuals get on my
last fucking nerve.
282
00:13:01,313 --> 00:13:02,974
Why can't you
make a decision?
283
00:13:03,048 --> 00:13:06,017
What if all we really want is
intimacy and sexual pleasure?
284
00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:07,347
Our needs are as
simple as that?
285
00:13:07,419 --> 00:13:09,250
Doesn't matter who
we love, just how?
286
00:13:09,321 --> 00:13:10,447
Exactly.
287
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:11,922
Are you bisexual
now, Kris?
288
00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:13,356
Not officially, but I haven't
closed my mind
289
00:13:13,425 --> 00:13:14,722
to it yet either.
290
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,160
Heidi, sure you're
not bisexual?
291
00:13:17,229 --> 00:13:19,697
Sorry, no.
292
00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:22,029
Rafe?
I already know the answer
293
00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:24,001
to this, but have you
ever slept with a woman?
294
00:13:24,069 --> 00:13:25,798
I kissed a girl
in high school.
295
00:13:25,871 --> 00:13:27,463
She gave me a cold sore.
296
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:28,905
I think about
her every year.
297
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,771
But the pain she gave
me didn't make me gay.
298
00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:32,902
I was gay from the first
moment I masturbated...
299
00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:34,639
if you're curious.
300
00:13:34,713 --> 00:13:36,340
So not.
301
00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:40,548
So you totally lost your
argument about bisexuals, Kris.
302
00:13:40,619 --> 00:13:42,780
You'd be surprised what
I can pull out of my hat.
303
00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:46,814
Stop me if I offend
your sensibilities.
304
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:02,607
Okay, Kris, you're the
anomaly in this group.
305
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:05,473
Or am I the most
advanced sexual creature?
306
00:14:05,544 --> 00:14:07,671
Okay, that was pretty hot.
307
00:14:07,746 --> 00:14:10,306
But what is this...
a new party game?
308
00:14:10,382 --> 00:14:12,179
We make it
up as we go along.
309
00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:14,776
Rafe, wanna kiss me?
310
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,287
Uh, no.
311
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:19,119
- But you'd kiss J.D.?
- Yeah, but he's a batterer.
312
00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:21,159
Fuck that!
I wouldn't hit you.
313
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:23,718
But I wouldn't
kiss you either.
314
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:26,196
Don't cross my boundaries
and everything's cool.
315
00:14:26,265 --> 00:14:27,926
What about you, Heidi?
316
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,491
Would you kiss one of
these fine young bucks?
317
00:14:30,569 --> 00:14:33,561
Well it's no big
deal to me... kissing.
318
00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:34,901
But what's your game?
319
00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:36,874
Haven't you woken up
and just thought...
320
00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:39,172
Damn, I want to
lose my hang-ups?
321
00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:41,440
- Not in a long while.
- I don't have any hang-ups.
322
00:14:41,513 --> 00:14:44,277
- You're kidding, right?
- I know what I'm not.
323
00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:46,045
Okay, me...
definitely not gay,
324
00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:47,847
so I respect him and all.
325
00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,480
But I do have a
question for the homos.
326
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,387
Does Gaydar work?
327
00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,949
I mean, can you tell
when someone is gay?
328
00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:56,619
- Why, you worried?
- Anyway.
329
00:14:56,695 --> 00:14:58,026
I think, if I understand
you correctly,
330
00:14:58,097 --> 00:14:59,894
you're trying to say that
we can all switch sides
331
00:14:59,965 --> 00:15:02,297
if we dig deep enough
and get over our tendencies.
332
00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:03,665
But that's BS.
333
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,795
How can you be so sure you
don't like breasts though?
334
00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:10,369
Maybe you're just afraid
of the idea of them.
335
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,036
What are you doing?
336
00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:13,703
It's okay, honey.
They're harmless.
337
00:15:13,779 --> 00:15:15,269
Really?
They sent a nation
338
00:15:15,347 --> 00:15:17,611
into a bitch fit
when broadcast on public TV.
339
00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:19,207
Come on, baby,
just touch one.
340
00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:22,220
- Touch both.
- I'd rather just die.
341
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:23,118
What?
342
00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:24,485
I'd rather die
than be straight.
343
00:15:24,556 --> 00:15:26,615
If it's any consolation,
you probably will.
344
00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:28,182
J.D., fuck yourself.
345
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,989
You'd rather die
than be loved?
346
00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:31,927
You wouldn't understand.
It's a sister issue.
347
00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:33,624
No, I don't
have brothers.
348
00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:34,825
You're touching
these, Rafe.
349
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:35,832
I'm not touching your-
350
00:15:35,901 --> 00:15:36,959
Oh, yes you are!
351
00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:38,435
You're paying god knows
how many thousands
352
00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:40,768
of dollars to study women's
issues, and I'm gonna
353
00:15:40,839 --> 00:15:43,239
give you a big,
fat lesson for free!
354
00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:47,638
God, you really do reduce
a woman to body parts.
355
00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:49,203
Rafe, seriously.
356
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:51,272
How could mammary
glands freak you out?
357
00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:52,510
As a baby you
adored them!
358
00:15:52,584 --> 00:15:54,017
I was bottle-fed.
359
00:15:54,086 --> 00:15:56,418
Now we know the
source of the problem!
360
00:15:56,488 --> 00:15:57,853
Let's just leave it
at the fact I am not
361
00:15:57,923 --> 00:15:59,220
attracted to you sexually.
362
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,259
Uh, by the way, I am.
363
00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:06,325
Fine, show it for the fag
but not the straight guy.
364
00:16:06,398 --> 00:16:07,524
You're too easy.
365
00:16:07,599 --> 00:16:09,191
Have you ever considered
that maybe you shouldn't
366
00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:10,997
be fucking around with
his sexuality like that.
367
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:12,367
Why?
368
00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:13,632
I don't know.
369
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:16,937
I mean make him
straight if you can.
370
00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:19,375
Rafe, I just
had a thought.
371
00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:21,208
Have you ever considered
that maybe you're not
372
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,747
as gay as you think you are?
373
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,339
Trust me, I'm gay.
374
00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:26,213
But how do you
really know?
375
00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:28,845
What if what you think
about yourself isn't true?
376
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:30,479
But there's so much
bullshit built up
377
00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:32,251
that you don't really
know who you are?
378
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:33,757
But what would that
mean about you?
379
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,317
After Kate,
totally considering hetero.
380
00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:38,056
But not with you.
381
00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:39,859
Oh, so you played cootchie-coo
382
00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:41,957
with your titties
for Rafe's benefit?
383
00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:43,797
Maybe I just like
to feel myself up.
384
00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:47,270
The bottom line is I don't
like your... you know.
385
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:49,273
Thought it just rolled
off the tongue.
386
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:51,104
Pussy. Cunt.
387
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,803
Scary monster!
388
00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:55,847
But you both have
nice supple titties.
389
00:16:55,914 --> 00:16:57,541
Now it's bad 70s porn.
390
00:16:57,616 --> 00:16:59,311
I just don't want to
sink my face into them.
391
00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:00,716
And the vagina-
392
00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:03,619
You have a lot of
research to do, my friend.
393
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,088
J.D.
394
00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:06,988
Would you
show us your penis?
395
00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:09,450
Huh?
396
00:17:09,928 --> 00:17:10,986
I'm just asking.
397
00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:12,496
You act like a guy
with a really big dick.
398
00:17:12,564 --> 00:17:13,690
Kind of curious
if I'm right.
399
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:15,131
He's got a big one.
400
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,792
What?
I'm a good judge of character.
401
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,632
Don't you be
looking at this!
402
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,899
Would you show us?
403
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:22,235
If you paid me.
404
00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:26,437
I've got a quarter, but I might
need parking money later.
405
00:17:26,512 --> 00:17:28,878
It's a fucking
gorgeous dick, a'right?
406
00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:30,107
A'right.
407
00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:32,878
So sweet...
A boy and his penis!
408
00:17:32,951 --> 00:17:34,578
What's his name?
409
00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:37,121
I think they're all
called Boy Scout.
410
00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:39,657
So what's so special
about your penis, honey?
411
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,022
Yeah.
And how big?
412
00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:42,993
It's just a
wonder to look at.
413
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:46,122
J.D.'s gonna show us
his little soldier.
414
00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:48,325
There's nothing
little about it.
415
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,992
I for one have
to see it now.
416
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,264
The anticipation
is killing me.
417
00:17:52,337 --> 00:17:54,635
Sorry, not a party trick.
418
00:17:54,706 --> 00:17:57,573
You saw my breasts,
so I deserve to see your dick.
419
00:17:57,643 --> 00:17:59,201
It's probably just a
sick piece of meat
420
00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:00,745
that goes squirt, squirt.
421
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,576
They're using
reverse psychology.
422
00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:04,582
I for one hope it works.
423
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:07,278
All right...
I'll show you my dick.
424
00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:10,082
But something's
got to get me hard.
425
00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:11,053
Why?
426
00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:12,613
They can't just
plop them out.
427
00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:13,988
It needs to make
a grand entrance.
428
00:18:14,059 --> 00:18:15,959
Maybe they should rename
them all Paris Hilton.
429
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,893
No, it's true.
I've got a grower not a show-er.
430
00:18:17,963 --> 00:18:19,294
What does that mean?
431
00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:21,594
Flaccid his penis is
small and uneventful.
432
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:22,998
But when it grows...
433
00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:25,263
Guys tell me they love
my penis all the time.
434
00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:27,635
That statement was wrong
on a couple of levels.
435
00:18:27,706 --> 00:18:29,139
So whip yours out, too.
436
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:30,505
We'll see who's
more delusional.
437
00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:32,305
I got your delusions
right here.
438
00:18:32,377 --> 00:18:33,674
Show it.
439
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:36,509
Touch each other
and we'll see.
440
00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:49,516
All right...
441
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,356
Now move closer and say
"I want you to fuck me".
442
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:55,999
Oh, honey.
443
00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:59,231
I want you to fuck me
like a stallion.
444
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,111
Fuckin' good enough.
445
00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:12,108
You've got a helmet!
446
00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:13,811
It's called foreskin!
447
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,410
It's bigger than
I anticipated.
448
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,352
I have nothing to
compare it with,
449
00:19:17,422 --> 00:19:20,482
but I could totally do
without the creepy hood.
450
00:19:20,559 --> 00:19:23,187
It's a really
nice dick, J.D.
451
00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:30,098
Is it a really small one?
Poor thing.
452
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,227
Fuck you,
emotional piranha.
453
00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:32,565
Show it!
454
00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:34,435
- J.D.'s gotta jerk himself.
- What?
455
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:35,734
Beat off...
otherwise I can't do it.
456
00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:36,967
I'm very visual.
457
00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:38,202
Dude, I'm not beating
off for you.
458
00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:39,869
That's very faggot-esque.
459
00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:42,846
Here, J.D.,
I'll give some stimulus.
460
00:20:05,103 --> 00:20:06,968
I'm kind of impressed.
461
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,371
If you were a gay man
you'd be all over this.
462
00:20:09,441 --> 00:20:12,467
Perfect shape.
Perfect size.
463
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,341
Mine's bigger than that!
464
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:17,382
I'm strangely intrigued
by your penis, Rafe.
465
00:20:17,449 --> 00:20:19,747
Looks like something
the military would hand out.
466
00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:23,481
Swift, to the point,
takes care of business.
467
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,580
You're all missing
the grand point,
468
00:20:25,657 --> 00:20:28,148
which is that this
is a beautiful dick...
469
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,991
Which, by the way,
needs to take a piss.
470
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,928
It's no big thing.
It doesn't matter.
471
00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:34,363
Friends?
472
00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:38,694
You just slapped him
like a little girl.
473
00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:41,330
I got confused.
I didn't want to punch him!
474
00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:43,704
Real ladylike, asshole!
475
00:20:43,775 --> 00:20:46,107
I think it's time
for your big fucking exit.
476
00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:47,577
At the very
least a time out.
477
00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:49,136
I'm not into what
you just did!
478
00:20:49,214 --> 00:20:51,409
It was a hand... on your
"beautiful" package!
479
00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:53,007
You were really
proud of it, J.D.
480
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,212
Maybe pride got
the better of you?
481
00:20:55,287 --> 00:20:57,585
What if I came up to you
and grabbed your vagina?
482
00:20:57,656 --> 00:20:59,419
Just call it what you
really think it is;
483
00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:01,083
a bicked and ugly pussy!
484
00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:02,217
What the fuck is bicked?
485
00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:03,761
Don't you shave?
486
00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:06,491
Dude, I'm sorry, really.
A'right?
487
00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:08,192
I just reacted and you're
all being
488
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:12,727
purposefully antagonistical.
Why would you think that's cool?
489
00:21:12,804 --> 00:21:14,999
I knew what you would do.
I'm a couple steps ahead of you.
490
00:21:15,073 --> 00:21:17,906
Oh, God, you know what?
You're fucking just like them!
491
00:21:17,976 --> 00:21:19,238
Emotionally abusive and all.
492
00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:20,278
Did I hurt your feelings?
493
00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:21,676
Or maybe you're trying
to recapture things
494
00:21:21,747 --> 00:21:22,771
with Jimmy Schwab.
495
00:21:22,848 --> 00:21:23,974
That was a
confidence thing.
496
00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:25,346
Or maybe you did
what you just did
497
00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:26,748
because you're being
manipulative.
498
00:21:26,818 --> 00:21:28,308
Maybe I've been learning
from my studies.
499
00:21:28,387 --> 00:21:30,082
I'm not letting you
manipulate me...
500
00:21:30,155 --> 00:21:34,353
and I didn't mean to hit you.
It startled me, was all.
501
00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:35,916
It's inescapable.
502
00:21:35,994 --> 00:21:38,394
Hateful little men
with too big 'a dicks!
503
00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:39,521
Whack 'em all!
504
00:21:39,598 --> 00:21:40,929
You know what.
You know what?
505
00:21:40,999 --> 00:21:43,968
Fine.
Touch it!
506
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:48,633
It won't bother me
if I'm expecting it.
507
00:21:48,707 --> 00:21:50,038
And then I can prove
to all of you
508
00:21:50,108 --> 00:21:51,803
that I'm not the kind of
person you're trying
509
00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:53,003
to make me think I am.
510
00:21:53,078 --> 00:21:54,443
You just proved
us right though.
511
00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:55,605
Oh God, shut up.
512
00:21:55,681 --> 00:21:57,273
Sorry... didn't want to
ruin your "master plan".
513
00:21:57,349 --> 00:21:59,575
I can't believe I'm doing
this, but come here.
514
00:22:00,852 --> 00:22:02,717
Fucking Neanderthal.
515
00:22:04,189 --> 00:22:06,316
Look, man,
I like you a lot.
516
00:22:06,391 --> 00:22:08,723
You're a cool guy
and I didn't mean to hit you.
517
00:22:08,794 --> 00:22:11,922
And while I don't
want to turn you on,
518
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:14,966
I want to prove to you
that I'm not a man-hater.
519
00:22:16,702 --> 00:22:19,466
- So just do it.
- What?
520
00:22:19,538 --> 00:22:21,472
We're gonna touch
each other's dicks.
521
00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:23,531
I'm not interested
in your flaccid penis.
522
00:22:23,608 --> 00:22:27,169
Mine won't be flaccid...
and neither will yours.
523
00:22:27,245 --> 00:22:29,179
Who's going to get
you hard, J.D.?
524
00:22:29,247 --> 00:22:30,612
- Heidi.
- Fuck you.
525
00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:32,240
No, no, no!
526
00:22:32,317 --> 00:22:34,649
Now that we're breaking
everybody's boundaries,
527
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:39,214
I think it's time
you felt a man's dick.
528
00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:42,454
You're gonaa get me hard,
529
00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:45,087
and then Rafe is
gonna touch it.
530
00:22:45,163 --> 00:22:46,858
Just touch it.
531
00:22:46,932 --> 00:22:49,298
Like I'm holding a big,
fat piece of salami?
532
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,700
Yeah, only without
the smelling.
533
00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:54,500
I'm confused... who's trying
to prove what to who?
534
00:22:54,573 --> 00:22:56,165
That I'm not
afraid of dicks.
535
00:22:56,241 --> 00:22:59,005
I'm just am afraid of what
he wants to do with mine.
536
00:22:59,077 --> 00:23:00,908
But if we all understand
the ground rules
537
00:23:00,979 --> 00:23:03,573
and nothing is gonna be
done but a nice handhold,
538
00:23:03,648 --> 00:23:06,082
then we can put all
this behind us
539
00:23:06,151 --> 00:23:08,142
and get back to the
fucking Kumbaya.
540
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,710
At this rate someone's
gonna end up dead.
541
00:23:09,788 --> 00:23:11,813
- Or pregnant.
- Scared?
542
00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:14,984
I'm not scared of
the big, bad dick!
543
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:17,187
You want me to grab it?
544
00:23:17,262 --> 00:23:19,594
Run my fingers up
and down its bulky
545
00:23:19,664 --> 00:23:22,258
and somewhat unshapely length?
546
00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:25,428
By the way,
I'm not touching the helmet.
547
00:23:25,504 --> 00:23:27,062
Grow up, already.
548
00:23:32,978 --> 00:23:35,742
Pretend that
I'm your lover.
549
00:23:35,814 --> 00:23:40,444
And that this
is my bicked pussy.
550
00:23:49,361 --> 00:23:51,022
- Okay, now just-
- Shut up.
551
00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:57,631
Unzip my pants.
552
00:24:03,074 --> 00:24:05,201
Get on your knees.
553
00:24:08,413 --> 00:24:10,881
And quit sighing.
554
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:19,322
Now pull down my shorts...
slow.
555
00:24:23,695 --> 00:24:24,957
Okay, there.
556
00:24:25,030 --> 00:24:26,156
No, if I'm going to
touch his dick,
557
00:24:26,231 --> 00:24:28,131
you need to stay there.
558
00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:30,897
Now cup my balls.
559
00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:33,529
But don't yank 'em...
I mean it.
560
00:24:35,207 --> 00:24:38,506
Okay, now reach over
and unzip his pants.
561
00:24:42,013 --> 00:24:44,277
Now pull out your dick.
562
00:24:54,426 --> 00:24:56,257
Okay, now cup his balls.
563
00:24:59,231 --> 00:25:01,199
Now here's what
I want you to do.
564
00:25:01,266 --> 00:25:04,030
I want you to
reach over and grab it.
565
00:25:04,102 --> 00:25:06,195
No movement.
566
00:25:12,244 --> 00:25:14,075
Okay, here goes...
567
00:25:14,145 --> 00:25:16,375
- It doesn't bite.
- Could do some spitting.
568
00:25:16,448 --> 00:25:17,881
Fuck you!
569
00:25:29,628 --> 00:25:31,960
Congrats, J.D...
you're no longer straight.
570
00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:33,463
Bullshit.
571
00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:36,000
If you had any more precum
I'd have to call for Rosa.
572
00:25:36,067 --> 00:25:37,967
I always get precum
with my erection.
573
00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:40,334
And that whole
jerk-jerk bit.
574
00:25:40,405 --> 00:25:41,770
He could have jerked
you off in seconds.
575
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,000
Because she was there.
576
00:25:43,074 --> 00:25:44,439
Oh, your point?
577
00:25:44,509 --> 00:25:46,704
Securely straight.
578
00:25:46,778 --> 00:25:49,110
Lying bisexual.
You want him.
579
00:25:49,180 --> 00:25:50,442
Sorry.
580
00:25:50,515 --> 00:25:52,107
Just admit it.
You were ready to burst.
581
00:25:52,183 --> 00:25:54,515
Yeah, because I'm horny.
You... her.
582
00:25:54,586 --> 00:25:56,486
She has a name.
583
00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,955
- How do you feel?
- It was fine.
584
00:25:59,024 --> 00:26:02,482
It was acting
and I'm a damn fine actress.
585
00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:04,392
Could you suck their dicks?
586
00:26:04,462 --> 00:26:06,396
Yeah, and maybe even
let me fuck you?
587
00:26:06,464 --> 00:26:09,661
If you suck his dick and maybe
even let him fuck you.
588
00:26:09,734 --> 00:26:10,996
Never gonna happen.
589
00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:12,900
Then I guess you
got your answer.
590
00:26:12,971 --> 00:26:15,371
See?
It is about control.
591
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:17,408
See.
It is about fear.
592
00:26:17,475 --> 00:26:19,067
I'll fuck either one
of you if he beats off
593
00:26:19,144 --> 00:26:20,805
so I get the visual.
594
00:26:20,879 --> 00:26:23,040
Since you put it that way!
595
00:26:23,114 --> 00:26:25,014
You're serious?
596
00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:28,610
I don't know.
Just show me your breasts again.
597
00:26:42,033 --> 00:26:43,728
You might as well
show me yours...
598
00:26:43,802 --> 00:26:45,429
if you want me to get
an education and all.
599
00:26:45,503 --> 00:26:47,061
Sorry, I'm not
into three ways.
600
00:26:47,138 --> 00:26:48,469
Is this because you've
got funky nipples?
601
00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:50,167
Fuck you.
602
00:26:50,241 --> 00:26:51,833
What do you think?
603
00:26:53,211 --> 00:26:54,576
I want to suck one.
604
00:26:54,646 --> 00:26:56,546
- Why?
- Curious.
605
00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,480
That makes you
a good student.
606
00:27:10,095 --> 00:27:11,460
Afraid our little
experiment failed.
607
00:27:11,529 --> 00:27:12,860
I feel nothing.
608
00:27:12,931 --> 00:27:14,558
They're just flesh.
609
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:17,193
But you can't stop with your
little thinking cap off.
610
00:27:17,268 --> 00:27:19,532
Dude, your approach
was all wrong.
611
00:27:44,596 --> 00:27:46,359
Kiss him.
612
00:27:46,431 --> 00:27:48,126
Do it.
613
00:27:52,937 --> 00:27:54,837
Kris, I need to talk to you.
614
00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:06,745
How did it feel?
615
00:28:06,818 --> 00:28:09,514
My tongue...
In your mouth.
616
00:28:09,587 --> 00:28:10,918
It was an anomaly.
617
00:28:10,989 --> 00:28:12,388
Too peculiar
to have existed?
618
00:28:12,457 --> 00:28:13,822
- Exactly.
- But you did it.
619
00:28:13,892 --> 00:28:15,985
- Heat of the moment.
- Whatever.
620
00:28:16,061 --> 00:28:18,256
You're worse than
a fucking woman.
621
00:28:18,329 --> 00:28:19,887
No, just worse than
fucking a woman.
622
00:28:19,964 --> 00:28:21,625
Whatever!
623
00:28:31,743 --> 00:28:33,404
You sure you're okay?
624
00:28:33,478 --> 00:28:35,275
Do you feel strange?
625
00:28:35,346 --> 00:28:37,280
What do you mean?
626
00:28:37,348 --> 00:28:39,612
I'm all out of sorts.
627
00:28:39,684 --> 00:28:42,175
All tingly and shit.
628
00:28:42,253 --> 00:28:44,346
J.D.'s always had good drugs.
629
00:28:44,422 --> 00:28:47,482
Yeah, I guess.
630
00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:50,460
Okay.
See you then.
631
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,792
What happened to J.D.?
632
00:28:56,868 --> 00:28:58,392
He left.
633
00:28:58,470 --> 00:28:59,994
Something wrong with Heidi?
634
00:29:00,071 --> 00:29:03,507
Thought she was bleeding.
Turned out to be precum.
635
00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:06,009
Are you guys
talking about me?
636
00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:08,671
Yeah, we're laughing about
what a latent hetero you are.
637
00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:09,736
Ha-ha-ha.
638
00:29:09,814 --> 00:29:10,838
Where's J.D.?
639
00:29:10,915 --> 00:29:13,281
- He's gone.
- Good riddance!
640
00:29:13,351 --> 00:29:15,478
Oh, God, I think I'm
falling in love with him.
641
00:29:15,553 --> 00:29:16,781
Fucker.
642
00:29:16,855 --> 00:29:20,757
By the way, that was real
smooth, that crotch-grab.
643
00:29:20,825 --> 00:29:22,349
I've had finer moments.
644
00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:24,918
Anyway,
you'll get over it.
645
00:29:24,996 --> 00:29:26,793
I mean there's not
much there to love.
646
00:29:26,865 --> 00:29:28,093
Women think he's a joke.
647
00:29:28,166 --> 00:29:29,394
They have coffee
and laugh at him.
648
00:29:29,467 --> 00:29:30,832
Now you're just
being cruel.
649
00:29:30,902 --> 00:29:31,766
Are you guys hungry?
650
00:29:31,836 --> 00:29:33,326
I need something to
eat before I pass out.
651
00:29:33,404 --> 00:29:34,564
I'll order Chinese.
652
00:29:34,639 --> 00:29:36,300
Order J.D. something
sweet and sour...
653
00:29:36,374 --> 00:29:40,367
with a fortune cookie validating
his pathetic existence!
654
00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:42,436
- Hmm.
- What hmm?
655
00:29:42,514 --> 00:29:43,879
He really gets to you.
656
00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:45,745
Don't put J.D. off on me.
657
00:29:45,817 --> 00:29:47,717
You're the one in love with
something you can't have.
658
00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:50,152
And I'm the only one
here with that problem?
659
00:30:32,230 --> 00:30:33,822
Hello, bitches!
I'm home!
660
00:30:33,898 --> 00:30:35,525
Asswipe.
661
00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:39,136
Here...
Be a man... have a beer.
662
00:30:40,438 --> 00:30:41,837
All right.
663
00:30:41,906 --> 00:30:44,204
So I've been thinking.
664
00:30:44,275 --> 00:30:46,675
And drinking.
665
00:30:46,744 --> 00:30:48,006
You know how we've
been talking about
666
00:30:48,079 --> 00:30:49,774
psycho men and women?
667
00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,907
I think we're
all fucked up.
668
00:30:51,983 --> 00:30:53,644
We should just
blow up the world!
669
00:30:53,718 --> 00:30:55,652
What's the number
of the FBl?
670
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:57,483
You know what?
671
00:30:57,555 --> 00:31:00,023
All three of you have been
fucking with me all night
672
00:31:00,091 --> 00:31:02,525
and I want to know why.
673
00:31:02,594 --> 00:31:05,586
I mean, it's a lot like
being in a relationship.
674
00:31:05,663 --> 00:31:07,722
Do a certain thing.
Be a certain way.
675
00:31:07,799 --> 00:31:09,096
For God's sake,
don't think!
676
00:31:09,167 --> 00:31:11,829
Don't share your
fucking ideas.
677
00:31:13,304 --> 00:31:15,829
Of course I don't think we
should blow up the world.
678
00:31:15,907 --> 00:31:20,310
But I mean why the fuck
are you girls so frustrating?
679
00:31:20,378 --> 00:31:21,606
Quit referring to
me in the feminine.
680
00:31:21,679 --> 00:31:23,374
Truth is I'm more
masculine than you are.
681
00:31:23,448 --> 00:31:24,938
How's the weather
in Deluded Land?
682
00:31:25,016 --> 00:31:26,950
Wait, back up.
683
00:31:27,018 --> 00:31:29,418
Why destroy
what we can fix?
684
00:31:29,487 --> 00:31:31,887
But that's just it.
We can't fix it.
685
00:31:31,956 --> 00:31:34,390
- Fix what?
- Society.
686
00:31:34,459 --> 00:31:35,687
Bullshit!
687
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,421
What are you
really saying?
688
00:31:37,495 --> 00:31:38,860
Can't fix yourself?
689
00:31:38,930 --> 00:31:40,522
Such bullshit!
690
00:31:40,598 --> 00:31:42,259
Control your sex drive-
691
00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:43,857
- J.D., you're-
- Just let him talk.
692
00:31:43,935 --> 00:31:45,232
Thank you, Kris.
693
00:31:45,303 --> 00:31:46,861
Well, I for one don't
want to hear it.
694
00:31:46,938 --> 00:31:49,406
He's gonna go
blah, blah, blah about all these
695
00:31:49,474 --> 00:31:50,907
blah, blah things.
696
00:31:50,975 --> 00:31:53,409
Just destroy the world
when blah, blah, blah.
697
00:31:53,478 --> 00:31:54,877
Don't mock me, Heidi.
698
00:31:54,946 --> 00:31:56,413
Could you leave
intelligent conversations
699
00:31:56,481 --> 00:31:59,041
to the adults
and go blow up the world?
700
00:31:59,117 --> 00:32:00,607
You're not just
talking about him.
701
00:32:00,685 --> 00:32:01,617
You're talking
about all of them.
702
00:32:01,686 --> 00:32:02,778
Men. Yeah.
703
00:32:02,854 --> 00:32:04,185
It goes back to
that, doesn't it?
704
00:32:04,255 --> 00:32:06,052
Men destroy everything.
Think about it.
705
00:32:06,124 --> 00:32:07,819
Why are you letting
him get to you?
706
00:32:07,892 --> 00:32:10,190
Because I don't like
the way he thinks!
707
00:32:10,261 --> 00:32:12,991
I'm happy women
shut you down.
708
00:32:13,064 --> 00:32:14,998
Because if they hadn't
we'd have seen your ugly
709
00:32:15,066 --> 00:32:18,035
mug on the evening news
a long-ass time ago.
710
00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:19,228
Why don't you just
talk directly
711
00:32:19,304 --> 00:32:20,669
about what's really
bothering you?
712
00:32:20,738 --> 00:32:24,504
- Kris, can I be frank?
- Is that your drag name?
713
00:32:24,575 --> 00:32:28,841
You're just like J.D...
destructive.
714
00:32:28,913 --> 00:32:30,972
Why are you being
so aggressive?
715
00:32:31,049 --> 00:32:33,244
He just came in and said
he wants to blow us all up.
716
00:32:33,318 --> 00:32:34,546
Doesn't that frighten you?
717
00:32:34,619 --> 00:32:35,677
He's just playing
the same game.
718
00:32:35,753 --> 00:32:37,084
We're all playing it.
719
00:32:37,155 --> 00:32:39,919
Heidi, you're getting
a little too fucked up.
720
00:32:39,991 --> 00:32:41,822
No more.
You're cut off.
721
00:32:41,893 --> 00:32:44,487
J.D., playing games.
Ha!
722
00:32:44,562 --> 00:32:47,292
He can't even read
the instructions.
723
00:32:47,365 --> 00:32:49,060
I don't think anyone
could disagree with me
724
00:32:49,133 --> 00:32:51,499
because all I'm saying
is things in our lives
725
00:32:51,569 --> 00:32:54,595
are pretty fucking ugly
and for the exact same reason!
726
00:32:54,672 --> 00:32:56,537
And they don't have
to be, Is all.
727
00:32:56,607 --> 00:32:59,132
You want a world
where you alone are right.
728
00:32:59,210 --> 00:33:00,541
You know what?
729
00:33:00,611 --> 00:33:02,579
I don't want to live in
your world, by the way.
730
00:33:02,647 --> 00:33:04,080
You don't want to live
in a peaceful world?
731
00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:05,809
Rafe, back me up on this.
732
00:33:05,883 --> 00:33:07,282
Do you want to live
in a peaceful world?
733
00:33:07,352 --> 00:33:08,580
Sure. Whatever.
734
00:33:08,653 --> 00:33:11,087
Your version of
peace is pretty fucking lame!
735
00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:12,622
Can't we all
just get along?
736
00:33:12,690 --> 00:33:14,089
Fine!
737
00:33:14,158 --> 00:33:16,023
Get us there.
738
00:33:16,094 --> 00:33:18,028
But you fucking lesbians-
739
00:33:18,096 --> 00:33:19,757
We're not a species.
740
00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:21,890
Truth is you're
men without dicks.
741
00:33:21,966 --> 00:33:23,991
You're really sad.
That's all I can say.
742
00:33:24,068 --> 00:33:25,968
You want to
know what's sad?
743
00:33:26,037 --> 00:33:28,801
Ghosts with confused
sexual identities.
744
00:33:28,873 --> 00:33:30,568
You want to know
what's really sad?
745
00:33:30,641 --> 00:33:34,475
Aimless wanderers who
fuck anything that moves.
746
00:33:34,545 --> 00:33:35,876
You're worse
than a faggot.
747
00:33:35,947 --> 00:33:38,006
You think what you do
is a public service.
748
00:33:38,082 --> 00:33:39,049
Shut up.
749
00:33:39,117 --> 00:33:41,677
Don't tell me to shut up.
I'll kick your fucking ass!
750
00:33:41,753 --> 00:33:43,050
Believe that!
751
00:33:43,121 --> 00:33:45,589
Their behavior is
exactly why I'm detoxing.
752
00:33:51,162 --> 00:33:52,652
I'm sick of
you bashing me.
753
00:33:52,730 --> 00:33:54,755
Poor J.D.!
Doesn't mind hitting people
754
00:33:54,832 --> 00:33:57,323
but challenge his intellect
and his 'feewings' get hurt.
755
00:33:57,402 --> 00:33:59,427
Spend your time hating
men so you don't have
756
00:33:59,504 --> 00:34:01,768
to think about yourself.
Good fucking strategy.
757
00:34:01,839 --> 00:34:03,136
You don't know
anything about me.
758
00:34:03,207 --> 00:34:04,640
I know everything about you.
759
00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:06,267
My sister's a dike, remember?
760
00:34:06,344 --> 00:34:07,675
At least one of you
came out right.
761
00:34:07,745 --> 00:34:09,770
And she tells me how
clannish dikes are.
762
00:34:09,847 --> 00:34:12,680
You have to have a fucking
password to get into parties.
763
00:34:12,750 --> 00:34:14,718
If you're not in a
clique, you're screwed.
764
00:34:14,786 --> 00:34:16,048
I'm surprised they
let you in with an
765
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,281
anorexic little body like that.
766
00:34:18,356 --> 00:34:20,153
Be honest with yourself.
767
00:34:20,224 --> 00:34:22,419
If Kate hadn't dumped
you, there's no way
768
00:34:22,493 --> 00:34:25,223
in hell you'd be hanging
here with us tonight.
769
00:34:25,296 --> 00:34:27,856
That's why no one's
seen you in months.
770
00:34:27,932 --> 00:34:30,765
You've been holed
up with her.
771
00:34:30,835 --> 00:34:32,860
Now that it's over
you're reconnecting
772
00:34:32,937 --> 00:34:34,700
with your friends.
773
00:34:34,772 --> 00:34:39,436
But the truth is...
you're just using us.
774
00:34:39,510 --> 00:34:41,068
She didn't dump me.
775
00:34:41,145 --> 00:34:43,113
Whatever you want
to tell yourself.
776
00:34:45,950 --> 00:34:48,316
We're very similar,
you and me.
777
00:34:48,386 --> 00:34:51,480
You're mad at her
and you're taking it out on me
778
00:34:51,556 --> 00:34:53,820
because you think
that I won't fight back.
779
00:34:53,891 --> 00:34:56,382
Don't you ever put me in
the same category as you.
780
00:34:56,461 --> 00:34:58,895
I'm just trying to talk.
781
00:34:58,963 --> 00:35:00,760
Why don't you see a
doctor about removing
782
00:35:00,832 --> 00:35:02,857
that infected bug
from your ass.
783
00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:04,094
You're the ass here.
784
00:35:04,168 --> 00:35:06,261
Mule-like pathetic
piece of shit.
785
00:35:06,337 --> 00:35:08,134
How many daddy complexes
have you fucked?
786
00:35:08,206 --> 00:35:10,003
- What?
- Daddy complexes.
787
00:35:10,074 --> 00:35:11,905
Men that remind
you of your father.
788
00:35:11,976 --> 00:35:13,739
How many have you fucked?
789
00:35:13,811 --> 00:35:16,006
- I'll answer if you do.
- Whatever.
790
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:17,638
'Cause there's no way
to be your age
791
00:35:17,715 --> 00:35:19,012
and not sleep with a guy.
792
00:35:19,083 --> 00:35:20,812
Or at least think about it.
Right, J.D.?
793
00:35:20,885 --> 00:35:23,353
Full... of... shit.
794
00:35:23,421 --> 00:35:26,322
And you're... a... liar.
795
00:35:26,390 --> 00:35:28,517
I can spot a liar
a thousand feet away.
796
00:35:28,593 --> 00:35:30,220
You can spot
a liar in anyone.
797
00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:32,194
What the fuck are you
guys talking about?
798
00:35:32,263 --> 00:35:34,197
Your straight friend can
get it up for women,
799
00:35:34,265 --> 00:35:37,200
but he can't keep it together
and give her what she needs.
800
00:35:37,268 --> 00:35:38,963
So while he orgasms
and technically wallows
801
00:35:39,036 --> 00:35:42,028
in the afterglow, he's an
emotionally incapacitated
802
00:35:42,106 --> 00:35:44,472
fag, and that makes him
really fucking angry!
803
00:35:44,542 --> 00:35:46,703
And you're a cunt
that's been overused!
804
00:35:46,777 --> 00:35:48,176
No one here
hates either you.
805
00:35:48,246 --> 00:35:50,373
I wish you would both
return the favor.
806
00:35:56,721 --> 00:35:58,985
I know all your types.
807
00:35:59,056 --> 00:36:02,514
Eager to get what you want
and fuck the consequences.
808
00:36:02,593 --> 00:36:05,619
No one has to hurt because
that's the way sex is.
809
00:36:05,696 --> 00:36:11,191
It's deep and dark and ugly
and it's urgent and we need it!
810
00:36:11,269 --> 00:36:13,464
But what about the
people who fucking feel
811
00:36:13,538 --> 00:36:15,506
when they are being fucked?
812
00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:20,000
Did you get AIDS?
813
00:36:21,579 --> 00:36:23,240
What?
814
00:36:24,315 --> 00:36:27,443
I mean it makes sense.
Isn't that what all this about?
815
00:36:27,518 --> 00:36:29,213
Why would you say
something like that?
816
00:36:29,287 --> 00:36:32,723
Gays like you kill yourselves
because of self-hatred.
817
00:36:32,790 --> 00:36:36,624
You drink, do drugs,
and then fuck and die...
818
00:36:36,694 --> 00:36:38,491
like insects, or salmon.
819
00:36:38,563 --> 00:36:40,895
Lesbians are the
most disease-free-
820
00:36:40,965 --> 00:36:44,492
I've had dear friends die
of AIDS, and that was
821
00:36:44,569 --> 00:36:48,027
akin to verbal rape,
you ignorant fucking pig!
822
00:36:48,105 --> 00:36:49,504
Truth hurts.
823
00:36:49,574 --> 00:36:50,973
Fuck you!
824
00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:52,805
Die of AIDS, already.
825
00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:54,777
You sick asshole... what kind of
hell do you live in?
826
00:36:54,845 --> 00:36:56,813
Sorry, buddy,
God's on my side.
827
00:36:56,881 --> 00:36:59,475
When I fuck you I'm gonna
whisper a secret in your ear.
828
00:36:59,550 --> 00:37:01,575
Keep dreaming, faggot,
because it's never gonna happen!
829
00:37:01,652 --> 00:37:03,586
You're making a great
big ass of yourself, J.D.
830
00:37:03,654 --> 00:37:05,121
And frankly it's embarrassing.
831
00:37:05,189 --> 00:37:07,214
I've had enough of this
fucking bullshit evening.
832
00:37:07,291 --> 00:37:09,054
Heidi, don't leave like this!
833
00:37:09,126 --> 00:37:10,923
Bu-bye.
834
00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:18,131
Wait.
835
00:37:24,175 --> 00:37:27,474
I'm not going anywhere because
of that fucking piece of shit.
836
00:37:33,150 --> 00:37:34,811
Hello.
837
00:37:37,388 --> 00:37:39,856
Go get a beer.
You're shaking.
838
00:37:42,493 --> 00:37:46,725
I'm not drunk...
I'm pissed.
839
00:37:46,797 --> 00:37:49,527
And you all are
fucking being mean.
840
00:37:55,473 --> 00:38:02,242
Rafe, are you sure I don't
look like Bjork like this?
841
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,554
No, seriously.
842
00:38:13,257 --> 00:38:14,781
Sorry.
843
00:38:16,661 --> 00:38:22,793
Come on...
don't fucking shut me out.
844
00:38:25,169 --> 00:38:27,831
I'm sorry!
845
00:38:27,905 --> 00:38:30,738
I know I just overreacted.
846
00:38:30,808 --> 00:38:33,709
But that thing
has got to be punished.
847
00:38:33,778 --> 00:38:35,609
Don't go down to his level.
848
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:37,375
Everything's cool.
849
00:38:37,448 --> 00:38:41,384
J.D...
Come with me please.
850
00:38:43,688 --> 00:38:46,282
I'm not going to
ask you twice.
851
00:39:00,905 --> 00:39:03,169
What is this...
another party game?
852
00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:05,231
It's a test.
853
00:39:06,310 --> 00:39:08,141
Of what?
854
00:39:09,046 --> 00:39:12,641
Do it or else you
automatically fail.
855
00:39:13,284 --> 00:39:15,252
Put your hand out.
856
00:39:16,721 --> 00:39:18,188
Is it hot?
857
00:39:18,255 --> 00:39:20,280
Duh.
858
00:39:59,463 --> 00:40:01,488
Gullible.
859
00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:10,533
Kinky bitch.
860
00:40:13,677 --> 00:40:15,474
That was quick.
861
00:40:15,546 --> 00:40:17,639
Heidi, come here.
862
00:40:32,563 --> 00:40:34,531
What's going on?
863
00:40:36,734 --> 00:40:39,669
You're about to be
the sacrificial whore.
864
00:40:41,005 --> 00:40:43,098
Dude, Rafe is so
not fucking me.
865
00:40:43,174 --> 00:40:45,267
Who said anything
about Rafe?
866
00:40:47,144 --> 00:40:49,408
Ow!
Okay, easy!
867
00:40:55,352 --> 00:40:57,718
You're not gettin' near me
with that thing.
868
00:41:02,426 --> 00:41:04,792
Okay, this so
isn't funny.
869
00:41:04,862 --> 00:41:08,354
Doesn't have to be funny.
Just has to be fun.
870
00:41:22,913 --> 00:41:24,972
Now I get
what a grower is.
871
00:41:25,049 --> 00:41:28,883
Floppin' around like that...
Helpless... scared.
872
00:41:28,953 --> 00:41:31,012
Fucking crazy-ass women!
873
00:41:31,088 --> 00:41:32,851
Fucking crazy-ass women what?
874
00:41:32,923 --> 00:41:35,687
We're so right
and he's afraid of it.
875
00:41:35,759 --> 00:41:37,522
Strangely intrigued,
but wondering...
876
00:41:37,595 --> 00:41:38,653
what the fuck are you doing?
877
00:41:38,729 --> 00:41:40,026
Shut it, Rafe,
or you're next.
878
00:41:40,097 --> 00:41:41,587
Get them off of me!
879
00:41:41,665 --> 00:41:43,257
It's been real.
No room for me here.
880
00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:44,995
See ya!
881
00:41:50,774 --> 00:41:51,934
Do you have any condoms?
882
00:41:52,009 --> 00:41:53,533
I don't want to get
shit under my nails.
883
00:41:53,611 --> 00:41:55,135
Oh, I hate that.
884
00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:03,214
FYl, she's about to ram
a finger in your asshole.
885
00:42:03,287 --> 00:42:05,278
Don't do this if you
know what's good for you.
886
00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:07,688
We're doing this
for your own good.
887
00:42:07,758 --> 00:42:10,226
He'll be squealing like
piggie from "Deliverance".
888
00:42:10,294 --> 00:42:11,818
Here's the good news.
889
00:42:11,896 --> 00:42:14,387
I'm gonna perform fellatio.
890
00:42:14,465 --> 00:42:16,524
You're gonna have
to lift your legs a little.
891
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:20,058
Because when I get you hard,
Heidi's gonna shove it in
892
00:42:20,137 --> 00:42:22,401
and you're gonna
cum in 15 seconds.
893
00:42:22,473 --> 00:42:23,906
Give piggie ten.
894
00:42:23,974 --> 00:42:25,942
Go slow at first.
895
00:42:27,578 --> 00:42:29,170
Ready?
896
00:42:29,246 --> 00:42:31,237
No.
897
00:42:31,315 --> 00:42:32,339
Ready?
898
00:42:32,416 --> 00:42:35,112
Wee! Wee! Wee!
899
00:42:35,185 --> 00:42:38,882
I'm so excited to be part of
your first anal insertion.
900
00:42:38,956 --> 00:42:40,890
Let me give you some
tips real quick.
901
00:42:40,958 --> 00:42:43,119
Okay, don't clench your
butt crack because as soon
902
00:42:43,193 --> 00:42:45,058
as she shoves
her fingers in...
903
00:42:45,129 --> 00:42:46,562
mmmmmmmm...
904
00:42:46,630 --> 00:42:48,598
See it doesn't feel so good,
905
00:42:48,666 --> 00:42:50,190
but if you're nice and loose...
906
00:42:50,267 --> 00:42:51,859
ah...
907
00:42:51,936 --> 00:42:53,597
pet the baby...
908
00:42:53,671 --> 00:42:55,366
and it's Heidi's fingers.
909
00:42:55,439 --> 00:42:57,532
She's really good with them
because she's a lesbian.
910
00:42:57,608 --> 00:43:01,009
Hmm hmm.
Fudge packin' is good!
911
00:43:02,446 --> 00:43:04,175
I'm ravenous.
912
00:43:10,621 --> 00:43:13,112
- Do you have enough cash?
- I'll charge it.
913
00:43:13,190 --> 00:43:14,521
I'll buzz him in.
914
00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:17,686
Ha, ha.
Very funny, bitches.
915
00:43:19,229 --> 00:43:20,628
You okay now?
916
00:43:20,698 --> 00:43:22,859
That was cathartic.
917
00:43:22,933 --> 00:43:24,491
He just really
pissed me off.
918
00:43:24,568 --> 00:43:26,468
As does Kate, it seems.
919
00:43:26,537 --> 00:43:28,061
You don't know
anything about us.
920
00:43:28,672 --> 00:43:30,139
Where are you going?
921
00:43:30,207 --> 00:43:32,141
Is Kate the reason you've been
out of touch?
922
00:43:32,209 --> 00:43:34,143
You didn't call-
923
00:43:34,211 --> 00:43:36,111
You wouldn't understand.
924
00:43:36,180 --> 00:43:38,808
No, I've never been
in a relationship.
925
00:43:40,651 --> 00:43:44,109
The point is you're here now
and I missed you.
926
00:43:44,188 --> 00:43:46,122
I wish I understood
your motives.
927
00:43:46,190 --> 00:43:48,124
I am exactly
what you see.
928
00:43:48,192 --> 00:43:50,888
Let's freak out
this delivery guy.
929
00:43:52,196 --> 00:43:54,130
- Hi!
- Hello.
930
00:43:54,198 --> 00:43:56,189
Uh, hi.
931
00:43:56,266 --> 00:43:58,996
You are cute.
932
00:43:59,069 --> 00:44:01,902
You guys are fucking dead
when I get out of here.
933
00:44:01,972 --> 00:44:03,599
You better
leave me locked up.
934
00:44:03,674 --> 00:44:05,141
Did I come at a bad time?
935
00:44:05,209 --> 00:44:09,168
Any time you come
is never a bad time.
936
00:44:13,584 --> 00:44:15,108
Thank you.
937
00:44:16,587 --> 00:44:18,316
You know this was
my last run-
938
00:44:18,389 --> 00:44:20,983
We've got more than
we can handle tonight.
939
00:44:23,861 --> 00:44:25,385
Excuse me.
940
00:44:30,901 --> 00:44:32,027
Bye-bye.
941
00:44:32,102 --> 00:44:33,899
Nighty night.
942
00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:44,109
Cute, but dumb.
He didn't take my card.
943
00:44:46,450 --> 00:44:48,850
You haven't touched
your sum-yungai.
944
00:44:48,919 --> 00:44:51,080
Well if anybody had
asked before I was so
945
00:44:51,155 --> 00:44:54,716
rudely incapacitated,
I'm a vegetarian now.
946
00:44:54,792 --> 00:44:56,851
Eat your white rice
and stop bitching already.
947
00:44:56,927 --> 00:44:58,053
Suck my dick.
948
00:44:58,128 --> 00:44:59,686
- Whip it out.
- Whip it out.
949
00:44:59,763 --> 00:45:00,923
I feel sorry for
straight men.
950
00:45:00,998 --> 00:45:02,397
They can't be clever...
so they mimic.
951
00:45:02,466 --> 00:45:04,832
It's a passive-aggressive way
of doing what they're told.
952
00:45:04,902 --> 00:45:05,800
Anyway-
953
00:45:05,869 --> 00:45:08,599
No one's making you stay.
I'll pay for your cab.
954
00:45:08,672 --> 00:45:10,333
I don't need your money.
955
00:45:10,407 --> 00:45:11,874
He just thought it would
be different, is all.
956
00:45:11,942 --> 00:45:13,409
What did you think
would be different?
957
00:45:13,477 --> 00:45:14,774
He thought the night
would wind down
958
00:45:14,845 --> 00:45:17,211
and Rafe would run
off and chase some dick.
959
00:45:17,281 --> 00:45:19,408
No dick is gonna want me
after eating all this.
960
00:45:19,483 --> 00:45:21,508
Yeah, those two shrimp
and three peas
961
00:45:21,585 --> 00:45:23,177
are really holding you back.
962
00:45:23,253 --> 00:45:25,380
Homosexual men have
so much in common
963
00:45:25,456 --> 00:45:27,583
with 12-year-old girls,
it's scary.
964
00:45:27,658 --> 00:45:30,593
I for one have heard enough
verbal diarrhea for one night.
965
00:45:30,661 --> 00:45:31,923
Help me clean this up.
966
00:45:31,995 --> 00:45:34,293
- No, I'm too tired.
- Get up, you bitch!
967
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,293
Kris, where are your CDs?
968
00:45:38,368 --> 00:45:40,836
They're in that little
hexagonal thingy over there.
969
00:45:40,904 --> 00:45:42,599
They're in order
alphabetically.
970
00:45:42,673 --> 00:45:44,641
No one here's surprised.
971
00:45:44,708 --> 00:45:46,972
You're pretty mouthy for a
person with an index finger
972
00:45:47,044 --> 00:45:49,706
this close to his fear hole.
973
00:46:00,691 --> 00:46:02,625
Let's dance.
974
00:46:02,693 --> 00:46:04,422
Like we did in Junior High.
975
00:46:04,495 --> 00:46:06,326
When the girl would lay her
head on the guy's shoulder
976
00:46:06,396 --> 00:46:08,421
and was just happy
to be close to him.
977
00:46:08,499 --> 00:46:10,797
I want that now.
978
00:46:10,868 --> 00:46:12,927
Lie.
979
00:46:13,003 --> 00:46:14,231
A head lies, right?
980
00:46:14,304 --> 00:46:16,272
I guess if you're
a straight guy.
981
00:46:32,322 --> 00:46:34,153
Penny for your thoughts.
982
00:46:34,224 --> 00:46:35,851
Save your money.
983
00:46:35,926 --> 00:46:37,757
You look lost in one of
those ideas so powerful
984
00:46:37,828 --> 00:46:39,728
it might last for months.
985
00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:41,628
Some ideas
last for years.
986
00:46:41,698 --> 00:46:44,166
Lifetimes, even.
987
00:46:44,835 --> 00:46:46,427
Come dance with me.
988
00:46:46,503 --> 00:46:48,095
I don't want to dance.
989
00:46:48,172 --> 00:46:51,369
Come on, it'll burn calories.
990
00:46:51,441 --> 00:46:53,705
I need to rest.
991
00:46:53,777 --> 00:46:55,972
Then I'll lie with you.
992
00:47:00,884 --> 00:47:02,977
You smell like vanilla.
993
00:47:08,091 --> 00:47:09,888
Sorry for earlier.
994
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:11,393
Be quiet.
995
00:47:11,461 --> 00:47:13,895
Why?
You must have something to say.
996
00:47:13,964 --> 00:47:16,091
Actually, a theory
just came to me.
997
00:47:16,166 --> 00:47:18,191
I think you might like it.
998
00:47:18,268 --> 00:47:19,963
Jesus, can't we
take a break?
999
00:47:20,037 --> 00:47:22,335
My theory is that
"straight men"
1000
00:47:22,406 --> 00:47:25,432
have sex with other men,
they're just really clever
1001
00:47:25,509 --> 00:47:27,670
about calling it male bonding.
1002
00:47:27,744 --> 00:47:29,336
This has to do
with me how?
1003
00:47:29,413 --> 00:47:31,108
You watch football, right?
1004
00:47:31,181 --> 00:47:33,376
Basketball, baseball,
fishing and soccer.
1005
00:47:33,450 --> 00:47:34,644
And?
1006
00:47:34,718 --> 00:47:38,017
It's so annoying to walk into a
bar with a football game on.
1007
00:47:38,088 --> 00:47:40,955
Men feel compelled
to scream out loud.
1008
00:47:41,024 --> 00:47:43,549
Do their victory
dances, bump stomachs,
1009
00:47:43,627 --> 00:47:45,652
high-five,
grab each other's backs.
1010
00:47:45,729 --> 00:47:49,187
All because their "tight end"
just scored a point.
1011
00:47:49,266 --> 00:47:51,734
Dude, they're
having a good time.
1012
00:47:51,802 --> 00:47:56,034
J.D... they're having
emotional orgasms.
1013
00:47:56,106 --> 00:47:57,903
Fuck!
1014
00:47:57,975 --> 00:48:00,944
You've scored all the points
you're gonna score with me.
1015
00:48:02,379 --> 00:48:05,405
The only difference between
real sex and sports sex
1016
00:48:05,482 --> 00:48:08,747
is that there aren't
any penises involved.
1017
00:48:08,819 --> 00:48:11,982
Men just beat off later to a
general mood of jubilation,
1018
00:48:12,055 --> 00:48:15,024
pretending they found the
cheerleaders really fuckable.
1019
00:48:16,994 --> 00:48:19,087
You are so full of shit.
1020
00:48:19,162 --> 00:48:21,130
You didn't know this?
1021
00:48:21,198 --> 00:48:22,460
I guess women didn't
say anything
1022
00:48:22,532 --> 00:48:24,966
because they'd rather you
have emotional orgasms.
1023
00:48:25,035 --> 00:48:27,731
Less disease
and jealousy that way.
1024
00:48:27,804 --> 00:48:30,898
What's the punch line?
Just get it over with.
1025
00:48:30,974 --> 00:48:35,138
Even if a guy's technically
never had sex with another man,
1026
00:48:35,212 --> 00:48:38,204
he's had emotional
sex with his buddy.
1027
00:48:38,282 --> 00:48:42,275
And in a woman's eyes that's
pretty close to the same thing.
1028
00:48:42,352 --> 00:48:43,979
Do you get it?
1029
00:48:45,856 --> 00:48:47,517
You don't know me at all.
1030
00:48:47,591 --> 00:48:50,560
You're wrong.
My brother's straight.
1031
00:48:52,296 --> 00:48:55,265
Well, at least one of
you came out right.
1032
00:48:58,268 --> 00:49:01,635
You know, you might think
you're a tough know-it-all,
1033
00:49:01,705 --> 00:49:05,698
but underneath
there's someone sad inside.
1034
00:49:05,776 --> 00:49:08,574
You haven't had much love
in your life, have you?
1035
00:49:08,645 --> 00:49:11,045
Who the fuck are you
to judge me?
1036
00:49:11,114 --> 00:49:12,877
No one.
1037
00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:16,477
I'm Mister Stupid, remember?
1038
00:49:16,553 --> 00:49:18,544
That so wasn't nice.
1039
00:49:18,622 --> 00:49:20,920
And what you said was?
1040
00:49:33,036 --> 00:49:35,027
Did anyone ever tell
you how cute you are
1041
00:49:35,105 --> 00:49:37,733
even when you're mad?
1042
00:49:39,509 --> 00:49:41,875
You're so high and horny.
1043
00:49:41,945 --> 00:49:43,936
And that suggestive
way you have
1044
00:49:44,014 --> 00:49:46,312
even when shutting them down.
1045
00:49:47,384 --> 00:49:49,409
You're very beautiful.
1046
00:49:49,486 --> 00:49:52,478
And I don't want
you to change.
1047
00:49:52,556 --> 00:49:55,354
But you will.
1048
00:49:56,093 --> 00:49:59,859
It's happening already.
1049
00:49:59,930 --> 00:50:02,831
The bitterness is settling.
1050
00:50:04,668 --> 00:50:06,499
You might want to do
something about that
1051
00:50:06,570 --> 00:50:08,595
before it turns
into cancer.
1052
00:50:08,672 --> 00:50:11,300
What about you?
1053
00:50:11,375 --> 00:50:15,277
You're so
adorable and sexy...
1054
00:50:15,345 --> 00:50:17,245
talking about your
most personal things
1055
00:50:17,314 --> 00:50:20,181
when no one seems
to be listening.
1056
00:50:20,250 --> 00:50:23,151
But we're listening.
1057
00:50:23,220 --> 00:50:26,314
We always listen to you.
1058
00:50:26,390 --> 00:50:31,054
But we're hurting 'cause we
know what's in store for you.
1059
00:50:31,128 --> 00:50:33,926
You won't escape.
1060
00:50:33,997 --> 00:50:37,489
You'll become just what
everyone expects you to become.
1061
00:50:41,671 --> 00:50:43,138
Why are you so fucking-
1062
00:50:43,206 --> 00:50:46,698
I'm curious, J.D.
How much have you lost?
1063
00:50:46,777 --> 00:50:49,041
Your innocence?
1064
00:50:49,112 --> 00:50:52,081
Your purity?
Your self-respect?
1065
00:50:54,418 --> 00:50:57,945
Things are leaving and
they're never coming back.
1066
00:50:59,656 --> 00:51:03,217
You don't hate me.
You hate her.
1067
00:51:03,293 --> 00:51:05,818
Stop doing this.
1068
00:51:05,896 --> 00:51:08,456
I don't hate anyone, J.D.
1069
00:51:08,999 --> 00:51:13,698
Seriously...
Tell me.
1070
00:51:13,770 --> 00:51:15,567
It's okay.
1071
00:51:15,639 --> 00:51:17,300
Just stop it!
1072
00:51:17,374 --> 00:51:18,705
What now?
1073
00:51:18,775 --> 00:51:20,766
J.D.'s slept with a guy.
1074
00:51:20,844 --> 00:51:23,278
For real.
1075
00:51:24,514 --> 00:51:26,641
And so have I.
1076
00:51:26,716 --> 00:51:28,616
Ha, ha.
1077
00:51:30,020 --> 00:51:32,750
You're fucking
kidding me, right?
1078
00:51:32,823 --> 00:51:34,688
I had nothing
to do with it.
1079
00:51:34,758 --> 00:51:37,488
You're telling me all night
everyone's been fucking lying?
1080
00:51:37,561 --> 00:51:40,029
- I've never lied to you.
- Well, they did.
1081
00:51:40,097 --> 00:51:43,498
Technically we didn't because
you never asked any questions.
1082
00:51:43,567 --> 00:51:45,899
You said you were straight.
And you said you were gay.
1083
00:51:45,969 --> 00:51:47,800
Okay, one white lie.
1084
00:51:47,871 --> 00:51:50,203
I did say I never
slept with a man,
1085
00:51:50,273 --> 00:51:52,468
but technically we
didn't sleep together.
1086
00:51:52,542 --> 00:51:54,567
He fucked me and then
I kicked his fat ass
1087
00:51:54,644 --> 00:51:55,770
out on the street.
1088
00:51:55,846 --> 00:51:57,541
Oh, you fucking bitch.
1089
00:51:57,614 --> 00:52:01,015
You slept with a guy?
How many?
1090
00:52:01,084 --> 00:52:03,484
A couple.
1091
00:52:03,553 --> 00:52:05,384
A couple?
What the fuck does that mean?
1092
00:52:05,455 --> 00:52:07,218
Two.
1093
00:52:07,290 --> 00:52:09,053
Two fucking guys.
1094
00:52:09,126 --> 00:52:10,115
I'm still confused, J.D.
1095
00:52:10,193 --> 00:52:11,455
Did you fuck a fucking couple
1096
00:52:11,528 --> 00:52:13,621
or did you fuck two
guys separately?
1097
00:52:13,697 --> 00:52:15,995
- When did it happen?
- Fuck you all!
1098
00:52:16,066 --> 00:52:17,328
You're among friends.
1099
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:18,731
Who'll only use this
shit against me.
1100
00:52:18,802 --> 00:52:19,962
Then don't tell us, J.D.
1101
00:52:20,036 --> 00:52:21,833
Stop working both
fucking angles.
1102
00:52:21,905 --> 00:52:24,169
He's been dying to tell
everybody, right J.D.?
1103
00:52:24,241 --> 00:52:27,904
Think about it... you get to tell
your deepest, darkest secret.
1104
00:52:27,978 --> 00:52:29,673
It's more common than
you think so quit
1105
00:52:29,746 --> 00:52:32,806
being all histrionic
and just tell us.
1106
00:52:32,883 --> 00:52:35,943
You know what-
fine...
1107
00:52:36,019 --> 00:52:39,284
I'm gonna be the first one that
has the balls to be honest.
1108
00:52:41,424 --> 00:52:45,952
I fucked my cousin, okay?
1109
00:52:46,029 --> 00:52:48,623
We were playing some
game and we went
1110
00:52:48,698 --> 00:52:53,260
under the covers...
and it happened.
1111
00:52:53,336 --> 00:52:55,429
Define "it".
1112
00:52:55,505 --> 00:52:58,133
Friction and goo.
1113
00:52:58,208 --> 00:53:00,199
Do you want to make
a re-creation of it?
1114
00:53:00,277 --> 00:53:02,268
Maybe.
1115
00:53:02,345 --> 00:53:05,246
So tell me...
was that your first orgasm?
1116
00:53:05,315 --> 00:53:06,782
Maybe.
1117
00:53:06,850 --> 00:53:09,648
Ever?
Before masturbation?
1118
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:11,311
Yeah, fine, all right!
1119
00:53:11,388 --> 00:53:14,050
My first orgasm
was with a guy.
1120
00:53:14,124 --> 00:53:15,421
Happy?
1121
00:53:15,492 --> 00:53:16,789
And incest to boot!
1122
00:53:16,860 --> 00:53:18,384
You said there were two.
1123
00:53:18,461 --> 00:53:20,326
Who was the other?
1124
00:53:21,831 --> 00:53:24,391
My coach.
1125
00:53:24,467 --> 00:53:26,458
All we're missing now
is J.D. in prison
1126
00:53:26,536 --> 00:53:29,232
being gang fucked
by a bunch of skinheads.
1127
00:53:29,306 --> 00:53:30,933
Give it a
couple of years.
1128
00:53:31,007 --> 00:53:33,498
Sorry, couldn't resist.
1129
00:53:33,577 --> 00:53:36,068
So what happened with coach?
1130
00:53:36,146 --> 00:53:38,842
Seriously, I'm curious
how things like that happen.
1131
00:53:41,017 --> 00:53:42,609
I wrestled, okay.
1132
00:53:42,686 --> 00:53:46,622
And one match
I twisted my ankle.
1133
00:53:46,690 --> 00:53:50,126
And... you know,
1134
00:53:50,193 --> 00:53:54,289
I was in his office and I was
alone and I was in pain.
1135
00:53:54,364 --> 00:53:59,631
And he came in to take
care of my ankle and...
1136
00:53:59,703 --> 00:54:02,001
I don't know man,
like wrestling was my one
1137
00:54:02,072 --> 00:54:04,802
escape from everything that
was going bad in my life.
1138
00:54:04,874 --> 00:54:06,307
My family-
1139
00:54:06,376 --> 00:54:07,866
My parents were
getting divorced
1140
00:54:07,944 --> 00:54:10,845
and neither of them
wanted me around, so...
1141
00:54:10,914 --> 00:54:16,011
You know, it was somebody
who was actually...
1142
00:54:16,086 --> 00:54:18,111
loving me.
1143
00:54:20,957 --> 00:54:25,018
And he rubbed
something on my ankle...
1144
00:54:25,095 --> 00:54:29,191
and then blew.
1145
00:54:31,801 --> 00:54:35,293
Just 'cause you sucked a dick
doesn't make you a faggot.
1146
00:54:35,372 --> 00:54:37,363
Great, now you've
sucked a dick!
1147
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:39,169
And I'm worse
than a woman.
1148
00:54:39,242 --> 00:54:41,005
Perfect.
Fucking perfect!
1149
00:54:41,077 --> 00:54:42,271
This isn't about you.
1150
00:54:42,345 --> 00:54:43,972
So everyone keeps
reminding me.
1151
00:54:44,047 --> 00:54:45,537
What happened next?
1152
00:54:45,615 --> 00:54:48,413
Did you try to hide it
from yourself or everyone else?
1153
00:54:48,485 --> 00:54:50,976
Is there a difference?
1154
00:54:55,091 --> 00:54:57,992
I haven't thought of
this stuff until now.
1155
00:55:00,630 --> 00:55:02,894
I liked it, okay?
1156
00:55:02,966 --> 00:55:05,230
But it's not what I do.
1157
00:55:05,302 --> 00:55:07,532
Instead you fuck women
and try to relive it?
1158
00:55:07,604 --> 00:55:09,469
There's no need to
be jealous, Rafe.
1159
00:55:09,539 --> 00:55:11,507
- I'm not jealous.
- You sure?
1160
00:55:11,574 --> 00:55:14,805
Yeah, I am jealous.
1161
00:55:14,878 --> 00:55:16,937
No one ever
did that to me.
1162
00:55:17,013 --> 00:55:18,480
And yet someone
you're attracted to
1163
00:55:18,548 --> 00:55:21,676
has fucked his own cousin
and wouldn't consider you?
1164
00:55:21,751 --> 00:55:24,083
Shit like that never
happened to me...
1165
00:55:24,154 --> 00:55:26,588
and I wanted it.
1166
00:55:26,656 --> 00:55:27,884
You're complicated.
1167
00:55:27,957 --> 00:55:30,289
Complicated people
are harder to seduce.
1168
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:32,487
I'm not simple.
1169
00:55:35,231 --> 00:55:37,096
Wait, is somebody
here in love with me?
1170
00:55:37,167 --> 00:55:38,794
Rafe is in love
with you, J.D.
1171
00:55:38,868 --> 00:55:41,632
- Fuck you, Heidi.
- You're attacking me?
1172
00:55:41,705 --> 00:55:44,469
Because I'm saying what
you're too afraid to say?
1173
00:55:44,541 --> 00:55:46,441
You feel betrayed because
the guy you're in love with
1174
00:55:46,509 --> 00:55:48,636
fucked everyone but you.
Don't confuse this.
1175
00:55:48,712 --> 00:55:50,680
You know everything
about everybody.
1176
00:55:50,747 --> 00:55:53,238
Fuck, you're the most scared
and isolated person I've met.
1177
00:55:53,316 --> 00:55:55,307
Maybe this will help
you overcome all those
1178
00:55:55,385 --> 00:55:57,250
dark and sweaty
and pointless encounters
1179
00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:59,550
trying to find what
you'll never have.
1180
00:55:59,622 --> 00:56:02,022
You will never have
what J.D. had...
1181
00:56:02,092 --> 00:56:04,993
and quite frankly probably
never wanted that much.
1182
00:56:05,061 --> 00:56:06,858
What the fuck
are you talking about?
1183
00:56:06,930 --> 00:56:09,899
The irony is that gay
sex came easy for J.D.,
1184
00:56:09,966 --> 00:56:11,991
while you, on the other hand,
had to wait until you
1185
00:56:12,068 --> 00:56:15,196
could safely explore it
because it terrified you...
1186
00:56:15,271 --> 00:56:17,205
being called a fag.
1187
00:56:17,273 --> 00:56:20,208
You should know that
it's the guys like J.D.
1188
00:56:20,276 --> 00:56:22,335
that were having all the
gay sex in high school
1189
00:56:22,412 --> 00:56:25,438
but they were the first ones
to turn and call you a faggot.
1190
00:56:25,515 --> 00:56:27,847
It's called displacement.
1191
00:56:27,917 --> 00:56:29,885
Why do you think J.D. hit you?
1192
00:56:29,953 --> 00:56:31,318
You touched him.
1193
00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:35,552
I mean you really touched him.
1194
00:56:35,625 --> 00:56:37,354
Maybe you're right.
1195
00:56:37,427 --> 00:56:39,361
I waited so long
because I was scared.
1196
00:56:39,429 --> 00:56:41,522
But I'm not
scared anymore.
1197
00:56:41,598 --> 00:56:43,225
All those sweaty
and pointless encounters?
1198
00:56:43,299 --> 00:56:44,527
It's called sex.
1199
00:56:44,601 --> 00:56:46,296
You should look into it.
And you should take some
1200
00:56:46,369 --> 00:56:47,859
notes from me because
I can get sex
1201
00:56:47,937 --> 00:56:49,461
without complication and guilt.
1202
00:56:49,539 --> 00:56:51,200
Oh, AIDS isn't a
complication anymore?
1203
00:56:51,274 --> 00:56:53,139
I'm real sorry
you lost your friends.
1204
00:56:53,209 --> 00:56:54,972
But I've had more sex
than you can imagine
1205
00:56:55,044 --> 00:56:56,033
and I'm HIV negative.
1206
00:56:56,112 --> 00:56:57,841
And I sure as fuck never
got anyone pregnant.
1207
00:56:57,914 --> 00:56:59,541
We applaud your
clever virility.
1208
00:56:59,616 --> 00:57:00,810
You know what
this is about?
1209
00:57:00,884 --> 00:57:02,749
You're jealous because I'm
the most sexually liberated.
1210
00:57:02,819 --> 00:57:04,309
Oh, real liberated.
1211
00:57:04,387 --> 00:57:06,082
It goes a little
something like this:
1212
00:57:06,156 --> 00:57:07,748
you're in, you're out,
you're done, it's over.
1213
00:57:07,824 --> 00:57:09,052
What's your name again?
1214
00:57:09,125 --> 00:57:10,592
I just shared the most
intimate gift with you,
1215
00:57:10,660 --> 00:57:12,093
but suddenly you scare me.
See ya.
1216
00:57:12,162 --> 00:57:13,629
Gay men love
and you know it.
1217
00:57:13,696 --> 00:57:14,993
You only want to think
it's not as real
1218
00:57:15,064 --> 00:57:16,861
as the love you feel because
then you'd have to admit
1219
00:57:16,933 --> 00:57:18,161
you don't have as much sex.
1220
00:57:18,234 --> 00:57:19,531
Rafe, I know gay couples.
1221
00:57:19,602 --> 00:57:21,433
Most exist in open
relationships.
1222
00:57:21,504 --> 00:57:23,495
There's plenty of monogamy
in gay relationships.
1223
00:57:23,573 --> 00:57:25,040
Maybe in their 30s.
1224
00:57:25,108 --> 00:57:28,544
But the late teens and 20s
are one big blur of dick!
1225
00:57:28,611 --> 00:57:31,011
Why are you so
desperate for monogamy?
1226
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:33,378
What good has it
ever done for you?
1227
00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:34,974
You think sexually
frustrated, monogamous women
1228
00:57:35,051 --> 00:57:36,643
are better equipped to love?
1229
00:57:36,719 --> 00:57:38,744
You can't deny that
there's something special
1230
00:57:38,822 --> 00:57:41,290
that happens between two people
when there's a commitment.
1231
00:57:41,357 --> 00:57:43,222
And you can't admit
that sex is just a glorified
1232
00:57:43,293 --> 00:57:45,921
bodily function that you
want to strangle in emotions.
1233
00:57:45,995 --> 00:57:47,860
Love everyone or love
no one is my motto.
1234
00:57:47,931 --> 00:57:49,330
If anybody cares.
1235
00:57:49,399 --> 00:57:50,423
What?
1236
00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:53,526
I said, love everyone or
love no one is my motto.
1237
00:57:53,603 --> 00:57:55,867
If anybody cares.
1238
00:57:55,939 --> 00:57:57,804
Sorry, but when you have
sex on a regular basis
1239
00:57:57,874 --> 00:58:00,434
without love
you're a whore.
1240
00:58:00,510 --> 00:58:02,740
Rafe, you're a whore.
1241
00:58:02,812 --> 00:58:05,372
But that's a good thing
for guys, right J.D.?
1242
00:58:05,448 --> 00:58:07,973
This is a land mine
and I need my legs.
1243
00:58:08,051 --> 00:58:10,212
So fear of whore-dom is
the reason why lesbians
1244
00:58:10,286 --> 00:58:12,277
fall in love so quickly?
1245
00:58:12,355 --> 00:58:14,346
Now we know the truth about
U- Hauls and China patterns.
1246
00:58:14,424 --> 00:58:16,289
I don't want to
fight with you, Rafe.
1247
00:58:16,359 --> 00:58:19,123
I want you to think
about this place.
1248
00:58:19,195 --> 00:58:21,493
It's full of majesty.
1249
00:58:21,564 --> 00:58:24,692
The world is right
and you're right...
1250
00:58:24,767 --> 00:58:26,064
and everything's right.
1251
00:58:26,135 --> 00:58:27,659
What the fuck
is your point?
1252
00:58:27,737 --> 00:58:29,671
We know where to go,
we just don't know
1253
00:58:29,739 --> 00:58:31,138
the proper way to get there.
1254
00:58:31,207 --> 00:58:33,698
- It's about the orgasm.
- It's about the feeling.
1255
00:58:33,776 --> 00:58:35,266
Leading to the thought.
1256
00:58:35,345 --> 00:58:36,869
Does your bicked and
extremely ugly pussy
1257
00:58:36,946 --> 00:58:38,208
ever figure into this?
1258
00:58:38,281 --> 00:58:40,249
Or are we talking about
ventriloquist orgasms here?
1259
00:58:40,316 --> 00:58:42,409
You know full well
what I'm saying.
1260
00:58:42,485 --> 00:58:46,319
An orgasm is an experience
and not a gush of fluid.
1261
00:58:46,389 --> 00:58:48,755
How can you speak for me?
For men?
1262
00:58:48,825 --> 00:58:50,417
For other women?
1263
00:58:50,493 --> 00:58:52,120
What if you're wrong
and you've been missing out
1264
00:58:52,195 --> 00:58:53,958
on all this incredible sex?
1265
00:58:54,030 --> 00:58:57,431
In fact, when was your last
earth-shattering orgasm?
1266
00:58:57,500 --> 00:59:00,560
I can remember
the day clearly.
1267
00:59:00,637 --> 00:59:03,538
The birds were singing,
the flowers were blooming
1268
00:59:03,606 --> 00:59:05,233
and everything was
right in the world.
1269
00:59:05,308 --> 00:59:06,536
You can't remember.
1270
00:59:06,609 --> 00:59:08,873
- I have them all the time.
- Always with people you love?
1271
00:59:08,945 --> 00:59:09,877
- Yes.
- Never a stranger?
1272
00:59:09,946 --> 00:59:11,277
Never.
1273
00:59:11,347 --> 00:59:13,577
My last earth shattering
orgasm was with a stranger.
1274
00:59:13,650 --> 00:59:16,346
I can do this because my
orgasms aren't conditional.
1275
00:59:16,419 --> 00:59:19,946
Unlike you, Heidi, I come
and I'm done and I'm happy.
1276
00:59:20,023 --> 00:59:21,547
But you always want
something in return.
1277
00:59:21,624 --> 00:59:23,819
And yet you're single,
no different than me.
1278
00:59:23,893 --> 00:59:26,054
But tomorrow I can
fulfill my sexual needs.
1279
00:59:26,129 --> 00:59:28,063
You can't claim that, can you?
1280
00:59:28,131 --> 00:59:31,396
And if I fucked you, you'd be
screaming like a schoolgirl.
1281
00:59:31,467 --> 00:59:33,128
You'd have to reevaluate
your whole routine.
1282
00:59:33,202 --> 00:59:34,692
So I guess under
these conditions
1283
00:59:34,771 --> 00:59:36,068
I'd get real angry, too.
1284
00:59:36,139 --> 00:59:37,538
Would you be angry
after sex with me?
1285
00:59:37,607 --> 00:59:39,768
- I have no anger, remember?
- Only fear.
1286
00:59:39,842 --> 00:59:42,367
My point about you, Rafe,
is that you're a great guy
1287
00:59:42,445 --> 00:59:44,310
with a lot of
positive energy.
1288
00:59:44,380 --> 00:59:46,348
But until you connect
emotionally with your
1289
00:59:46,416 --> 00:59:48,941
sex partners,
you're never going to be free.
1290
00:59:49,018 --> 00:59:51,987
And for God's sake,
get their first name.
1291
00:59:53,656 --> 00:59:55,624
Okay.
1292
00:59:55,692 --> 00:59:57,853
I promise to become
emotionally involved
1293
00:59:57,927 --> 01:00:00,589
with my sex partners
if you promise to have sex
1294
01:00:00,663 --> 01:00:03,131
with someone you don't love.
1295
01:00:03,199 --> 01:00:04,689
Like me.
1296
01:00:04,767 --> 01:00:06,394
Come on, Heidi,
let's get it on.
1297
01:00:06,469 --> 01:00:08,130
Rafe, you're not in
high school anymore.
1298
01:00:08,204 --> 01:00:09,569
You don't have
anything to prove.
1299
01:00:09,639 --> 01:00:11,470
Yes, I do.
1300
01:00:11,541 --> 01:00:14,271
Kris, would you
have sex with me?
1301
01:00:14,344 --> 01:00:15,971
Right now?
1302
01:00:16,045 --> 01:00:17,910
Sure, why not?
1303
01:00:33,730 --> 01:00:35,493
It's really not that gross.
1304
01:00:35,565 --> 01:00:37,760
Like J.D. says...
friction and goo.
1305
01:00:37,834 --> 01:00:40,799
Rafe, you're
missing my point.
1306
01:01:09,265 --> 01:01:10,755
My, my, my.
1307
01:01:10,833 --> 01:01:13,301
We have a bit of
an arousal here.
1308
01:01:14,404 --> 01:01:15,735
This is pathetic!
1309
01:01:15,805 --> 01:01:17,864
You guys, stop.
I'm serious.
1310
01:01:17,940 --> 01:01:20,875
Why?
You have.
1311
01:01:24,981 --> 01:01:26,949
Now kiss me.
1312
01:01:36,225 --> 01:01:40,127
Now look at me like I'm
the only girl you'll ever love.
1313
01:01:40,196 --> 01:01:41,595
And find that place
in your heart
1314
01:01:41,664 --> 01:01:44,064
where you really mean it.
And then please yourself
1315
01:01:44,133 --> 01:01:46,067
with the thought of the
love you have for me.
1316
01:01:46,135 --> 01:02:05,943
Okay?
1317
01:02:06,022 --> 01:02:07,717
You're doing fine, okay?
1318
01:02:07,790 --> 01:02:10,190
Just be creative.
Figure out what I like.
1319
01:02:10,259 --> 01:02:12,420
Give it to me.
1320
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:18,827
Quick learner.
1321
01:02:21,871 --> 01:02:24,396
Dude...
It happens.
1322
01:02:24,474 --> 01:02:26,169
Fuck off.
1323
01:02:26,242 --> 01:02:29,040
Was it too Freudian
or Jungian?
1324
01:02:29,112 --> 01:02:30,670
It was probably Jungian.
1325
01:02:30,747 --> 01:02:34,183
So you're bisexual,
but emotionally terrified?
1326
01:02:34,250 --> 01:02:36,878
Like he's bisexual
and afraid of being stigmatized.
1327
01:02:36,953 --> 01:02:39,148
Felt like I just
fucked my sister.
1328
01:02:39,222 --> 01:02:40,450
Stop generalizing us.
1329
01:02:40,523 --> 01:02:41,854
Well, if there's one thing
I've learned tonight
1330
01:02:41,924 --> 01:02:43,687
is that we all reduce
each other to sex.
1331
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:45,591
You're dealing with
old issues.
1332
01:02:45,661 --> 01:02:47,094
I need a shower.
1333
01:02:47,163 --> 01:02:49,631
You might want
to rephrase that.
1334
01:02:49,699 --> 01:02:51,064
It wasn't very nice.
1335
01:02:51,134 --> 01:02:52,692
That's not what I meant.
1336
01:02:56,205 --> 01:02:58,366
It smells like sex in here.
1337
01:02:58,441 --> 01:03:00,602
I'm gonna have
to call Rosa again.
1338
01:03:07,183 --> 01:03:08,878
Go get him.
1339
01:03:08,951 --> 01:03:10,976
And while you're
at it, apologize.
1340
01:03:11,053 --> 01:03:12,213
Why, what did I do?
1341
01:03:12,288 --> 01:03:14,188
I'm sure you can think
of tons of things.
1342
01:03:17,193 --> 01:03:18,854
Go!
1343
01:03:23,432 --> 01:03:25,593
That was like watching
a train wreck.
1344
01:03:25,668 --> 01:03:26,726
That?
1345
01:03:26,803 --> 01:03:27,963
That was easy.
1346
01:03:28,037 --> 01:03:30,301
Open your mind,
open your legs.
1347
01:03:30,373 --> 01:03:32,739
You really are a whore,
aren't you?
1348
01:03:32,809 --> 01:03:36,438
To let some guy just do that,
in front of an audience.
1349
01:03:36,512 --> 01:03:38,776
And you're not even
angry at his reaction?
1350
01:03:38,848 --> 01:03:40,679
Let me tell you
something, sweetie.
1351
01:03:40,750 --> 01:03:43,947
What you call being a whore,
I call being experienced.
1352
01:03:44,020 --> 01:03:47,319
I'm skillful at my craft and I
don't mind teaching beginners.
1353
01:03:47,390 --> 01:03:49,984
And I didn't get paid,
so technically not a whore.
1354
01:03:50,059 --> 01:03:51,458
Oh, it was.
1355
01:03:51,527 --> 01:03:53,461
I was intimate with a
man who didn't want
1356
01:03:53,529 --> 01:03:55,622
to be intimate with me and I
did it without blinking an eye
1357
01:03:55,698 --> 01:03:57,859
because I am a
generous person.
1358
01:03:57,934 --> 01:03:59,663
However you want
to phrase it.
1359
01:03:59,735 --> 01:04:01,225
Fucking whore.
1360
01:04:01,304 --> 01:04:03,670
I just performed
community service.
1361
01:04:03,739 --> 01:04:05,798
That man, he's going
to recover and be
1362
01:04:05,875 --> 01:04:07,342
a better human being for it.
1363
01:04:07,410 --> 01:04:10,402
If I'm not concerned about it,
why the fuck are you?
1364
01:04:10,479 --> 01:04:12,208
- You toy with people.
- And you don't?
1365
01:04:12,281 --> 01:04:14,044
Not like you do.
It's cruel.
1366
01:04:14,116 --> 01:04:15,879
Why?
1367
01:04:15,952 --> 01:04:18,352
Because it's
not what you want?
1368
01:04:18,421 --> 01:04:21,049
The world doesn't
revolve around Heidi.
1369
01:04:26,963 --> 01:04:28,658
I could fuck you in a second.
1370
01:04:28,731 --> 01:04:31,222
Spoken like a truck driver.
1371
01:04:31,300 --> 01:04:35,828
I could show you places
in yourself you've never seen.
1372
01:04:35,905 --> 01:04:39,136
Confidence in my dike, I like.
1373
01:04:39,208 --> 01:04:41,699
Can you do it
without a strap-on?
1374
01:04:41,777 --> 01:04:44,075
I could show you how to feel,
1375
01:04:44,146 --> 01:04:45,875
where to feel it,
1376
01:04:45,948 --> 01:04:48,678
and why you've never
felt it before.
1377
01:04:48,751 --> 01:04:51,549
I could do all these
things, but I won't.
1378
01:04:51,621 --> 01:04:52,918
Do what?
1379
01:04:52,989 --> 01:04:54,854
Show me the
definition of more.
1380
01:04:54,924 --> 01:04:56,755
Less is more
is a great slogan.
1381
01:04:56,826 --> 01:04:58,225
I'm bushed.
Pun intended.
1382
01:04:58,294 --> 01:05:00,455
This evening is so over.
1383
01:05:00,529 --> 01:05:01,757
Isn't that curious?
1384
01:05:01,831 --> 01:05:03,662
The big, bad gays scurry
away with their tails
1385
01:05:03,733 --> 01:05:05,200
between their legs.
1386
01:05:05,268 --> 01:05:08,362
I say this with love,
but fuck you, and goodnight.
1387
01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:13,638
They do it in New York.
And the Middle East.
1388
01:05:19,215 --> 01:05:20,842
Did he get
lipstick on me?
1389
01:05:20,917 --> 01:05:22,680
I heard that!
1390
01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:26,914
So, what?
Was this your big plan?
1391
01:05:26,989 --> 01:05:28,854
It seems kind of like a
premature ejaculation,
1392
01:05:28,925 --> 01:05:30,256
if you ask me.
1393
01:05:30,326 --> 01:05:32,487
It's just too bad
it's all over.
1394
01:05:36,699 --> 01:05:40,396
So, what do you say
that you and I
1395
01:05:40,469 --> 01:05:44,428
hop in the sack...
and we bang out a couple of Os.
1396
01:05:45,875 --> 01:05:47,843
Thanks, but no.
1397
01:05:53,082 --> 01:05:54,606
Ow.
1398
01:05:55,885 --> 01:05:58,251
We were really starting
to make progress though.
1399
01:05:58,321 --> 01:06:00,687
It's a shame
they got scared.
1400
01:06:01,524 --> 01:06:03,856
You know, when I was a kid
I wanted to be a magician
1401
01:06:03,926 --> 01:06:06,952
so that I could make
myself disappear.
1402
01:06:07,029 --> 01:06:13,457
But try as hard as my parents
and I did, it never happened.
1403
01:06:13,536 --> 01:06:18,633
But, I did learn a
couple of other tricks.
1404
01:06:18,708 --> 01:06:23,111
Like... sleight of hand.
1405
01:06:24,413 --> 01:06:26,278
Dirty whore.
1406
01:06:26,349 --> 01:06:28,715
You want sex with both
of them at this point.
1407
01:06:30,186 --> 01:06:32,279
Dirty, dirty.
1408
01:06:33,723 --> 01:06:35,623
Whore, whore.
1409
01:06:36,759 --> 01:06:39,626
Oh, and by the way...
1410
01:06:39,695 --> 01:06:42,357
I thought you might want
your necklace back.
1411
01:06:58,247 --> 01:07:00,078
Is that yours?
1412
01:07:19,201 --> 01:07:20,998
Should I?
1413
01:07:21,070 --> 01:07:23,004
You know you want to.
1414
01:07:23,072 --> 01:07:25,233
Just fuckin' do it.
1415
01:07:27,777 --> 01:07:29,711
Hello?
1416
01:07:29,779 --> 01:07:32,646
Oh, hi, Kate.
How are you?
1417
01:07:32,715 --> 01:07:34,740
Yeah, yeah,
Heidi was here.
1418
01:07:34,817 --> 01:07:36,717
Yeah.
We were here all day.
1419
01:07:36,786 --> 01:07:38,185
Are you sick?
1420
01:07:38,254 --> 01:07:40,882
Your voice- you sound
a little hoarse honey.
1421
01:07:40,956 --> 01:07:43,447
Oh, she left about
20 minutes ago.
1422
01:07:43,526 --> 01:07:45,426
Are you guys
still together?
1423
01:07:48,164 --> 01:07:51,463
I don't know, she's just acting
kind of weird and stuff.
1424
01:07:51,534 --> 01:07:53,729
Oh, you guys haven't been
together for a while?
1425
01:07:53,803 --> 01:07:55,498
What happened?
1426
01:07:58,240 --> 01:07:59,673
That was my, um...
1427
01:07:59,742 --> 01:08:02,711
it was the, um, vibrator.
1428
01:08:02,778 --> 01:08:04,837
Yeah, I was-
1429
01:08:04,914 --> 01:08:06,142
I'm a little fucked up.
1430
01:08:06,215 --> 01:08:08,342
I can't believe
I just told you that.
1431
01:08:10,286 --> 01:08:12,777
No, I'm sorry.
Seriously though, what happened?
1432
01:08:12,855 --> 01:08:14,948
Let me put this
vibrator away.
1433
01:08:16,592 --> 01:08:18,560
Okay, I'm sorry about that.
1434
01:08:20,329 --> 01:08:22,297
Oh, really?
1435
01:08:25,334 --> 01:08:28,565
She really did that?
1436
01:08:31,507 --> 01:08:34,169
Oh, Kate, I'm sorry.
1437
01:08:35,478 --> 01:08:38,413
Well, if you need to
talk or anything
1438
01:08:38,481 --> 01:08:41,177
I had a similar experience
like that, so...
1439
01:08:41,250 --> 01:08:42,444
I'm home a lot.
1440
01:08:44,620 --> 01:08:46,713
You remember
where I live?
1441
01:08:46,789 --> 01:08:49,952
I'll probably be here
for another month or so.
1442
01:08:51,193 --> 01:08:52,319
Okay, baby.
1443
01:08:52,394 --> 01:08:53,986
Yeah, okay.
1444
01:08:54,063 --> 01:08:58,227
All right.
Take care of that throat.
1445
01:08:58,300 --> 01:09:00,165
I'll talk to you later.
Bye.
1446
01:09:05,708 --> 01:09:07,175
Well, what?
1447
01:09:07,243 --> 01:09:08,676
What did she say?
1448
01:09:08,744 --> 01:09:10,211
You were sitting
right here, busybody.
1449
01:09:10,279 --> 01:09:11,541
Don't worry about
what she said.
1450
01:09:11,614 --> 01:09:13,582
They're just not
together anymore.
1451
01:09:30,065 --> 01:09:31,692
Hey, it's me.
1452
01:09:38,340 --> 01:09:41,707
No...
it's been a weird evening.
1453
01:09:41,777 --> 01:09:44,473
I lost my keys.
Can I come home?
1454
01:09:51,153 --> 01:09:53,621
What?
1455
01:10:01,830 --> 01:10:03,730
It's open.
1456
01:10:03,799 --> 01:10:05,460
If you dare to enter.
1457
01:10:11,106 --> 01:10:12,767
How fucking dare you?
1458
01:10:12,841 --> 01:10:13,967
Who fucking
spiked my drink?
1459
01:10:14,043 --> 01:10:15,374
I'm going to kick
some fucking ass
1460
01:10:15,444 --> 01:10:16,604
because that's pretty
much not very cool.
1461
01:10:16,679 --> 01:10:18,306
- Did you?
- No.
1462
01:10:18,380 --> 01:10:19,540
J.D.?
1463
01:10:19,615 --> 01:10:20,912
Welcome to hedonism.
1464
01:10:20,983 --> 01:10:23,417
Dude, chill the fuck out!
Jesus!
1465
01:10:23,485 --> 01:10:25,385
Where's my phone?
1466
01:10:26,789 --> 01:10:29,087
So I spiked your drink!
1467
01:10:29,158 --> 01:10:31,752
I could have done
the hit myself.
1468
01:10:31,827 --> 01:10:34,523
Maybe I just wanted
to be closer to you.
1469
01:10:36,966 --> 01:10:39,366
What?
You're gonna cut us now?
1470
01:10:39,435 --> 01:10:40,868
Scary!
1471
01:10:40,936 --> 01:10:42,870
Where the fuck
are my keys?
1472
01:10:42,938 --> 01:10:43,996
Ask fratboy.
1473
01:10:44,073 --> 01:10:45,540
Hold on, hold on.
1474
01:10:45,608 --> 01:10:46,973
So I slipped something
in your drink,
1475
01:10:47,042 --> 01:10:49,067
and I stole your keys.
1476
01:10:49,144 --> 01:10:51,044
Are you guys fucking
dead to a new adventure?
1477
01:10:51,113 --> 01:10:53,081
I just want to get the
fuck out of here, okay?
1478
01:10:53,148 --> 01:10:54,206
Fuck this Heidi,
let's call AAA-
1479
01:10:54,283 --> 01:10:55,841
Why don't you suck
my fucking dick!
1480
01:10:55,918 --> 01:10:57,180
'Cause your fucking
dick is ugly.
1481
01:10:57,253 --> 01:10:58,743
I don't need this
fucking bullshit.
1482
01:10:58,821 --> 01:11:00,379
Why?
What else you got going on?
1483
01:11:00,456 --> 01:11:03,118
Just stop it, okay?
1484
01:11:03,192 --> 01:11:07,185
I have had you figured
out for so long...
1485
01:11:07,263 --> 01:11:09,356
Kate just filled in the blanks.
1486
01:11:09,431 --> 01:11:11,456
What the fuck did
you guys talk about?
1487
01:11:11,533 --> 01:11:13,933
Why would you do that?
1488
01:11:14,003 --> 01:11:15,994
Your phone was ringing
so I picked it up.
1489
01:11:16,071 --> 01:11:17,834
Big fucking deal.
1490
01:11:17,906 --> 01:11:19,373
So I talked to Kate.
1491
01:11:19,441 --> 01:11:22,774
We had a very
nice conversation.
1492
01:11:22,845 --> 01:11:26,611
She pretty much confirmed
everything I already knew.
1493
01:11:26,682 --> 01:11:31,016
So tough, but so needy.
1494
01:11:31,086 --> 01:11:33,850
Love and love,
but when they leave...
1495
01:11:33,922 --> 01:11:36,720
you don't take that
very well, do you?
1496
01:11:36,792 --> 01:11:38,521
And you get mad, don't ya?
1497
01:11:38,594 --> 01:11:41,324
Kris... she's on drugs!
She's got a fucking knife.
1498
01:11:41,397 --> 01:11:43,024
And you're pushing
her buttons.
1499
01:11:43,098 --> 01:11:45,066
Heidi knows what
I'm talking about.
1500
01:11:47,303 --> 01:11:51,672
She's got J.D's M.O. down.
1501
01:11:51,740 --> 01:11:54,106
You know why?
1502
01:11:54,176 --> 01:11:57,145
'Cause she beat the crap
out of poor little Kate.
1503
01:12:03,018 --> 01:12:05,384
You're real good, huh?
1504
01:12:05,454 --> 01:12:07,149
Put the joke on everyone
else so you don't
1505
01:12:07,222 --> 01:12:09,019
have to talk
about yourself.
1506
01:12:09,091 --> 01:12:11,559
You've done an amazing job.
1507
01:12:11,627 --> 01:12:13,288
Well, now it's your turn.
1508
01:12:13,362 --> 01:12:14,420
I'm going to ask you
a simple question.
1509
01:12:14,496 --> 01:12:16,088
Let's see if you
can answer it.
1510
01:12:16,165 --> 01:12:18,360
Why the fuck
are you doing this?
1511
01:12:18,434 --> 01:12:22,427
Because... I was bored.
1512
01:12:22,504 --> 01:12:25,996
No, you know what?
That's not it.
1513
01:12:26,075 --> 01:12:28,305
You are like you are
because you're scared.
1514
01:12:28,377 --> 01:12:29,969
You scared that no
one's gonna love you,
1515
01:12:30,045 --> 01:12:32,013
so you love everyone.
1516
01:12:32,081 --> 01:12:34,948
That is called being a whore,
just so you know.
1517
01:12:35,017 --> 01:12:37,042
You can't even see the
people who want to love you
1518
01:12:37,119 --> 01:12:39,053
because you won't let them.
1519
01:12:39,121 --> 01:12:41,248
Everything is just a defense
mechanism with you,
1520
01:12:41,323 --> 01:12:43,689
all this bullshit you
cloak yourself up with-
1521
01:12:43,759 --> 01:12:46,091
If you are going to continue
on with this monologue...
1522
01:12:46,161 --> 01:12:48,561
I need another drink.
1523
01:12:48,630 --> 01:12:50,495
I could use some popcorn.
1524
01:12:50,566 --> 01:12:54,533
Just be real!
For once, Kris!
1525
01:12:54,603 --> 01:12:57,436
- You want me to be real?
- Yeah.
1526
01:12:57,506 --> 01:13:00,873
Okay, how's this for real?
1527
01:13:00,943 --> 01:13:05,073
I'm real tired of this
Butch Ass, Ice Princess routine
1528
01:13:05,147 --> 01:13:08,776
you got going on and I'd like
to get to know the real Heidi.
1529
01:13:08,851 --> 01:13:12,685
Hello, is she in there?
1530
01:13:12,755 --> 01:13:14,279
It's not just me
you're talking about.
1531
01:13:14,356 --> 01:13:15,755
You're talking
about all of them.
1532
01:13:15,824 --> 01:13:17,519
Women?
Yeah.
1533
01:13:17,593 --> 01:13:19,686
It all goes back to that.
1534
01:13:19,762 --> 01:13:22,458
Women destroy everything.
1535
01:13:24,500 --> 01:13:28,266
You've never had any close
female friends, have you?
1536
01:13:28,337 --> 01:13:31,431
Don't be ridiculous.
I have female friends.
1537
01:13:31,507 --> 01:13:34,442
Rafe, you're my friend, right?
1538
01:13:34,510 --> 01:13:36,137
Fucking cunt.
1539
01:13:36,211 --> 01:13:38,338
Oh, my God.
1540
01:13:38,414 --> 01:13:40,473
You've created this
whole fucking evening
1541
01:13:40,549 --> 01:13:42,312
just so we wouldn't leave.
1542
01:13:42,384 --> 01:13:43,783
Like I told him earlier,
1543
01:13:43,852 --> 01:13:45,979
it's hard to find people
to talk to anymore.
1544
01:13:46,054 --> 01:13:47,487
Oh my God, Kris-
1545
01:13:47,556 --> 01:13:49,183
Stop with the sympathy!
1546
01:13:49,258 --> 01:13:50,885
I have female friends
and they're dear to me
1547
01:13:50,959 --> 01:13:52,984
just like you are.
1548
01:13:53,061 --> 01:13:57,020
And... just like you,
they're difficult.
1549
01:13:59,802 --> 01:14:01,565
We live in the
same world, Heidi.
1550
01:14:01,637 --> 01:14:04,333
People only have two
opinions of us...
1551
01:14:04,406 --> 01:14:08,433
bitch or whore.
It's really not fair.
1552
01:14:08,510 --> 01:14:12,412
People prejudge me because
I'm naturally sexual.
1553
01:14:12,481 --> 01:14:14,608
How does it feel when
people hate you
1554
01:14:14,683 --> 01:14:16,947
before you even
open your mouth?
1555
01:14:17,019 --> 01:14:19,078
People don't hate me.
1556
01:14:19,154 --> 01:14:22,123
Honestly?
Ya think?
1557
01:14:22,191 --> 01:14:24,216
People don't hate you?
1558
01:14:24,293 --> 01:14:26,761
Heidi, you're gay.
1559
01:14:26,829 --> 01:14:29,263
You're hot.
And you're a woman.
1560
01:14:29,331 --> 01:14:31,128
People hate you.
1561
01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:33,862
Well, fuck anyone who does.
1562
01:14:33,936 --> 01:14:36,029
And by the way...
I've never hated you.
1563
01:14:36,104 --> 01:14:38,698
Yeah, well, you've
never loved me either.
1564
01:14:38,774 --> 01:14:41,709
J.D. was right about you.
1565
01:14:41,777 --> 01:14:44,177
When Kate came into the
picture, we were dead to you.
1566
01:14:44,246 --> 01:14:46,271
And that's not hate,
but it's indifference.
1567
01:14:46,348 --> 01:14:47,838
And indifference
is close to dislike.
1568
01:14:47,916 --> 01:14:51,374
Dislike is close to fear;
fear is the completion of hate.
1569
01:14:51,453 --> 01:14:53,421
You take me for granted
just like almost everyone
1570
01:14:53,489 --> 01:14:54,979
I want to love.
1571
01:14:55,057 --> 01:14:56,718
Men, women...
it doesn't matter.
1572
01:14:56,792 --> 01:14:58,657
You can't look at me
and see what's in my heart.
1573
01:14:58,727 --> 01:15:00,592
All you see
is the exterior.
1574
01:15:00,662 --> 01:15:02,596
You have my attention
and you know it.
1575
01:15:02,664 --> 01:15:04,894
I don't want that
kind of attention!
1576
01:15:04,967 --> 01:15:07,527
And I don't want your pain,
or your pity.
1577
01:15:07,603 --> 01:15:09,127
I want your friendship.
1578
01:15:09,204 --> 01:15:12,173
Your true friendship.
1579
01:15:12,241 --> 01:15:14,141
What are you asking of me?
1580
01:15:14,209 --> 01:15:17,201
It's not just you,
you myopic fucking bitch!
1581
01:15:17,279 --> 01:15:19,372
It's every fucking
woman on the planet...
1582
01:15:19,448 --> 01:15:22,178
every single one of them
competing and belittling
1583
01:15:22,251 --> 01:15:24,378
anything that fucking
threatens them!
1584
01:15:24,453 --> 01:15:26,421
Maybe I'm not so
fucking put together.
1585
01:15:28,824 --> 01:15:30,348
Maybe I don't
have the answers.
1586
01:15:30,425 --> 01:15:33,053
But I do know things
are fucked!
1587
01:15:34,763 --> 01:15:37,561
And I don't want them
fucked up anymore.
1588
01:15:37,633 --> 01:15:39,032
You guys, can
you please leave?
1589
01:15:39,101 --> 01:15:40,363
Kris, you're
just fucked up.
1590
01:15:40,435 --> 01:15:41,629
No!
1591
01:15:41,703 --> 01:15:44,194
If one woman can't love
me then no women can.
1592
01:15:44,273 --> 01:15:47,333
That's the truth
and that's the way I feel.
1593
01:15:47,409 --> 01:15:49,377
You guys gotta go!
1594
01:15:49,444 --> 01:15:50,809
Get the fuck
out of my house.
1595
01:15:51,980 --> 01:15:53,413
Go.
1596
01:15:54,883 --> 01:15:57,181
I have love for you
and you know it.
1597
01:15:57,252 --> 01:15:59,413
You're only saying this
because you know it.
1598
01:16:02,491 --> 01:16:04,015
Look at me.
1599
01:16:05,494 --> 01:16:07,121
Look at me!
1600
01:16:09,097 --> 01:16:10,724
You don't love.
1601
01:16:10,799 --> 01:16:12,198
You smother.
1602
01:16:12,267 --> 01:16:13,700
Now get the fuck
out of my house.
1603
01:16:13,769 --> 01:16:15,168
You fucking whore!
1604
01:16:15,237 --> 01:16:16,295
Fucking bitch!
1605
01:16:16,371 --> 01:16:18,339
You don't love!
You only hurt!
1606
01:16:19,708 --> 01:16:21,141
Who did this to you?
1607
01:16:21,209 --> 01:16:23,006
You didn't!
And that's the fucking problem!
1608
01:16:23,078 --> 01:16:25,137
That's it!
Enough!
1609
01:16:27,716 --> 01:16:29,707
Holy shit!
Rafe!
1610
01:16:29,785 --> 01:16:32,811
What, did you fucking cut
him with your little knife?
1611
01:16:32,888 --> 01:16:34,116
No one cut him!
1612
01:16:34,189 --> 01:16:36,248
- Jesus Christ.
- Are you okay, Rafe?
1613
01:16:36,325 --> 01:16:38,088
It's fine.
1614
01:16:38,160 --> 01:16:39,593
Do you have band-aids,
a first aid kit?
1615
01:16:39,661 --> 01:16:42,027
Come on!
1616
01:16:42,097 --> 01:16:43,928
It's in the bathroom
under the sink.
1617
01:16:43,999 --> 01:16:45,967
If she didn't cut you then why
the fuck are you bleeding?
1618
01:16:46,034 --> 01:16:47,797
When you get stabbed really
close to the heart,
1619
01:16:47,869 --> 01:16:49,234
sometimes it doesn't heal.
1620
01:16:49,304 --> 01:16:50,168
She stabbed you?
1621
01:16:50,238 --> 01:16:52,229
She didn't stab me... my
sister did... when I was five.
1622
01:16:52,307 --> 01:16:53,672
Why would she do that?
1623
01:16:53,742 --> 01:16:55,835
'Cause women are
fucking psycho!
1624
01:16:57,212 --> 01:16:59,578
Yeah...
He's kind of right.
1625
01:17:15,897 --> 01:17:18,297
I'm sorry...
1626
01:17:18,367 --> 01:17:21,336
About Kate,
about everything.
1627
01:17:21,403 --> 01:17:23,871
I'm sorry.
1628
01:17:30,579 --> 01:17:33,514
Kris, what's going on with you?
1629
01:17:33,582 --> 01:17:35,550
For real?
1630
01:18:10,452 --> 01:18:11,919
God damn.
1631
01:18:15,057 --> 01:18:16,752
Hold that.
1632
01:18:21,596 --> 01:18:23,621
Condoms in the first aid kit.
1633
01:18:31,807 --> 01:18:33,536
You look a little pale.
1634
01:18:33,608 --> 01:18:35,041
I'll be fine.
1635
01:18:35,110 --> 01:18:37,078
- Crap.
- This tape sucks.
1636
01:18:40,348 --> 01:18:43,374
There you go.
Good as new.
1637
01:18:43,452 --> 01:18:45,579
I think I need
more on the top.
1638
01:18:54,663 --> 01:18:56,688
Now you're good as new.
1639
01:18:58,667 --> 01:19:00,931
What do you think
the girls are doing?
1640
01:19:01,002 --> 01:19:04,130
Reading Sylvia Plath
and making a suicide pact?
1641
01:19:06,508 --> 01:19:10,137
We have such fantastic lives
and we don't appreciate them.
1642
01:19:11,980 --> 01:19:14,210
Why is that?
1643
01:19:14,282 --> 01:19:16,512
It's because of fear.
1644
01:19:16,585 --> 01:19:18,485
But what are we afraid of?
1645
01:19:18,553 --> 01:19:20,783
Life.
1646
01:19:20,856 --> 01:19:23,950
Then why are we born fucked?
1647
01:19:24,025 --> 01:19:27,722
Because we don't know
what to do.
1648
01:19:27,796 --> 01:19:29,559
Maybe we do.
1649
01:19:29,631 --> 01:19:31,895
It's really simple.
1650
01:19:31,967 --> 01:19:34,834
Just love.
1651
01:19:35,871 --> 01:19:37,805
Do I have a fever?
1652
01:19:40,175 --> 01:19:42,302
No, it's just the drugs.
1653
01:19:58,994 --> 01:20:00,859
What's this?
1654
01:20:00,929 --> 01:20:02,954
A communion.
1655
01:20:23,752 --> 01:20:26,653
So what was the secret
you were gonna tell me?
1656
01:20:53,949 --> 01:20:55,678
Remember happiness?
1657
01:20:55,750 --> 01:20:58,719
Yeah...
1658
01:20:58,787 --> 01:21:00,982
I remember.
1659
01:21:01,957 --> 01:21:04,926
Why did we forget?
1660
01:21:04,993 --> 01:21:10,954
Because... they killed us
for loving ourselves.
1661
01:21:19,808 --> 01:21:22,436
It's okay.
1662
01:21:22,510 --> 01:21:26,207
You're safe.
1663
01:21:26,281 --> 01:21:28,545
Lie back.
1664
01:21:28,617 --> 01:21:31,848
I'm gonna show
you that place now.
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