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Okay, Roy McCormick fan or not, you gotta
admit, the guy is a Cinderella story.
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He grows up without two nickels
to rub together, and look at him now.
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He's led Ohio Polytech
to three championships.
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He is one of the best coaches
in college basketball.
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And he's also the best paid,
but let's be realistic.
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Coach Roy has not won
in, what, forever.
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In my opinion, he's more interested in
endorsements than winning basketball games.
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It's that simple.
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Hey! Hi.
I'm Coach Roy.
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When I get hot under the collar...
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I cool off with Cool Breeze.
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See, Coach Roy is slippin',because right now...
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his best statistic on the season-eight technical fouls in his last eight games.
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That's hardly championship coaching.
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You ate eight hamburgers at lunch.
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Look, the fact is this.
Roy has lost touch with the fundamentals...
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and he's also
lost touch with his team.
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Y'all can take some pictures, but I'm not gonna
be able to sign any autographs right now.
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As you can see,
I'm very busy.
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Roy better get his stuff together,
because otherwise, he'll be coaching at DeVry.
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And they don't even have a basketball team.
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And that's the joke, see?
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Okay, guys, real important game today.
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I need you to be 100%.
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Unfortunately, I can't be there. I'm doin'a photo shoot for Details magazine.
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It's gonna run late. I'll be thereat halftime, and you'd better not lose...
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because losing makes me look bad.
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Coach Roy cannot be happy right now, Jack.
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His team has a lot of work to do,and not much time to do it.
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It is crunch time.
This is where we're gonna find out...
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what these two teams
and their coaches are really made of.
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What are you callin'?
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What are you callin', Earl?
Earl, what is that? What is that?
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Keep it up, Roy.
Just one more word.
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Hey, Coach, this is my nest!This is my nest!
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You need to do an endorsement for Altoids. Your breath is humming!
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Hey, clown.
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You keep runnin' your mouth, I'm gonna
come over there and rearrange your beak.
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You talkin' smack?
You talkin' smack, huh? You talkin' smack?
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Shut up.
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- No basket.
- What?
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Why don't we play jacks?
'Cause we're not playin' basketball.
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Technical foul, Coach Roy.
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I- I was way over there!
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That's two.
You're out of here!
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- Just because- Did I do this?
- Don't touch my whistle.
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Did I do that?
Did I do that?
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- That's why you give me a tech!
- Hit the showers.
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No, you hit the showers, Earl!
You hit the showers!
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I'm not hittin' no showers!
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Yeah! Kick him out! Kick him out!
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Y'all didn't even ask me what went on.
Y'all just snatched me.
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You know what?
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Victor?
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Coach Roy killed Victor!
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You're crazy!
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Victor? Victor?
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I feel bad.
I feel real bad.
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You know...
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out there havin' temper tantrums
and arguin' with the refs.
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Man, I should know
better than that.
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You represent everything
that's wrong with college sports today.
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You don't care about the players. You don't care about the game.
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If things don't go your way,you explode like a spoiled child.
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Look, if you're gonna fine me,
fine me, man.
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How much?
'Cause I ain't got all day.
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It's time for me to bounce.
What's happenin'?
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It is with such pleasure
that I say...
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that you, Roy McCormick...
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that you're officially banned from coaching
in the N.C.B.A. for the remainder of your life.
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You bannin' me, huh?
Yeah. Okay.
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I been here longer
than all y'all.
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You forgot about the three championships
I won, didn't you, Mr. Vice President? Huh?
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And now you wanna ban me?
No, I'm bannin' you. I'm bannin' you for life.
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- Can he ban us?
- Of course not! Stand up straight.
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Excuse me, gentlemen. "Prior to a lifetime ban...
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"offending coach must be grantedan opportunity to demonstrate compliance.
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"If offending coach completes the remainder
of the season without any infractions-
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"ejections, criminalmalfeasance, etcetera-
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he must be readmittedon a probationary basis. "
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In short, you gotta give Roy
one last chance to prove himself.
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Yes, but it doesn't say I have to
let him coach out the rest of the year...
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in my league.
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Watch your temper, Roy.
Good luck finding another team.
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We should go.
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And then,
I'm gonna smash the guitar.
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Good, 'cause if you don't, I will.
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Dad call?
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He comin' to this game?
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Keep practicin', okay?
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Come on. We're late.
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Hey, hold it.
Hold it.
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Okay, look.
I would love to tell you...
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that everybody you meet in this life
was gonna be great...
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and you could always
count on those people.
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That'd be a lie. Your dad's not
a part of our lives anymore, all right?
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But I got your back,
and I'm gonna keep havin' your back.
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So before you go
givin' up on this world...
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you need to wait till you're about 18
like everybody else, all right?
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Mom, if you're so smart, how'd you
end up with Dad in the first place?
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Okay, you know what?
You're too smart for your own good.
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- I'll see you at the tip-off.
- All right, Mom.
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Because if I hadn't, I-
I wouldn't have had you.
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Keith?
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I wouldn't have had you.
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I always think of the good mom stuff
after he's gone. Crazy.
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It's game dayhere at Mount Vernon.
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Let's take a moment to review
the Smelters' starting lineup.
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First off,we have Keith Ellis.
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Now, everyone knows Keith Ellis isthe best player on the team, including Keith.
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At power forward is One Love.
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Okay, now, the only thing One Loveloves more than playing basketball...
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is his shoes, um...
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his hair, his image,and his shoes again.
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At point guard,we've got Ralph.
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The kid has gotfour older brothers, okay?
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All of themwere all-star athletes.
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I mean, the pressureto succeed is tremendous.
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Returning as small forwardis the player with the best attitude...
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and the worst vision.
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Last year, he held the recordfor the most balls to the face.
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- Luckily, this year, he has a solution. - And a new nickname, Annie.
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Everyone'scallin' the kid Goggles.
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Rounding outthe starting five is Fuzzy.
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Now, we havehigh expectations for the kid.
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I mean, word on the streetis that he's been bulking up...
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specificallyfor this season.
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And, of course, the coach ofour intrepid team and home ec teacher...
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Mr. Newirth.
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While he's never coached beforeor even played the game of basketball...
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he proved to the administration he wasexactly what they were looking for.
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Oh, yeah? How?
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- He volunteered for the job.
- Okay.
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Get a shoe contract yet,
One Love?
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- Not yet.
- Bam!
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Your deal.
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Court's free.
You little guys wanna warm up?
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What for?
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Want a cookie?
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- You spit on this?
- No.
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- All right.
- Game nine, and the pressure is on.
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But you couldn't tell by looking at the calm,
confident faces of the Smelters...
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easily the best 0-8 teamin the league...
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hungry to avenge
their nail-biting loss last week.
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86 to zero.
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In which the Smelters were subjected
to several hundred bad calls.
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Break!
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Okay.
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One Love's cutting! One Love's open!
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One Love is open!
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One Love has the ball!
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Here! Pass it!Right here, Keith! Right here!
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Keith!
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- Man, what's he doing?- I don't know.
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Man, if we had Coach Roy, we'd never lose.
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- Touchdown!
- Oh, here's the-
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Ow!
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All right, our next guest...
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is looking to get back
into the game he loves, and this time...
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he promises not to ruffle
any more feathers.
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- Aw!
- Please welcome the former
head coach at Ohio Polytech...
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Roy McCormick!
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- Hey!
- How are ya?
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Roy, you're a man of your word. You said you'd
come on the show when you were available.
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And, brother,
you are really available now.
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Well, you know, I'm weighin' my options.
I'm a free agent, baby.
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My fans!
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Word on the street is you couldn'tget a job right now fielding sheep.
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Whoa!
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Look, I wanna go somewhere where-
where the desire to win is just great, you know.
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'Cause y'all know I'm a winner, and I-
I kind of wanna go back to my roots.
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- That's what I want.
- You're a winner!
He's a winner, folks!
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- That's right.
- Come with me.
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Come on. I got a plan.
Come on.
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- Anything yet?
- It's ringing.
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- There?
- Mm-hmm.
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- I'll get it. Stay.
- Whatever.
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Man, this is a junior high.
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I won three N.C.B.A. championships.
I mean, what do I gotta do?
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Roy, don't you see it?
It's perfect. It's your old school.
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Look, we accept their offer.
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You work with these kids for a week.
They get a huge thrill out of it.
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Duh!
You look like a saint...
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and we get free P.R., which,no offense, Roy, we desperately need.
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In the meantime, it'll give me a chance
to land us a solid job offer.
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- What offers do we have now?
- Hmm?
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Doreen, this is
the supplemental budget.
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Could you get me
the full budget, please?
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Hon, that is the full budget.
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Tim Fink, principal partner,
the Fink Agency. "Fink fast!"
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Yeah. Mary Walsh...
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principal,Mount Vernon Junior H-
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Whoo! Whoa! Wow!
Okay, it's Coach Roy.
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Coach Roy is in the house.
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Coach Roy is here. It's my house.
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All right. Well, then, gentlemen-
Uh-oh!
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Community service?
Did you get arrested for something?
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We get more greatsports guys that way.
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We're here to accept
your offer.
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Yea! No idea
what you're talking about.
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Your offer.
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Mm-hmm.
Oh, my.
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Oh, my goodness.
I-
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Just-
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S- Spelling error.
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So you're telling me
that Roy McCormick...
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wants to coach here?
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Am I gettin' Punk'd?
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Roy's gonna work
with your team.
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They're gonna be coached
by the best of the best...
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for absolutely-
wait for it- no charge.
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Yeah, I wanna give back to the community.
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You know, here's where I foundmy first true love, which is basketball.
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Well, teamwork. So I guess that's two loves.
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- Two loves.
- Mm-hmm.
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That was very inspiring, Coach.
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Well, uh, gosh, gentlemen.
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I guess-
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Follow me.
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People. Apparently...
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some of you have tried
to circumvent school policy...
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and hire a new head coachon your own.
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Well, I'm impressed.
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Without further ado,please welcome your new head coach.
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Wow.
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They're really short.
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Yeah, they're 13.
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All right, well,good luck, kids.
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And, uh,
behave yourself.
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Oh, we will.
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I was talking to him.
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Coach Roy, I'm a big fan.
I've seen all your commercials.
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A couple things
I should warn you about.
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Ralph here, for instance,when he gets nervous, he pukes.
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- You my assistant head coach?
- Real honor working with you.
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Yeah, I appreciate it. Well, uh, why don't
you run and fetch me a patty melt?
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Maybe one with your armsaround the kids having fun?
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Yeah, sure thing.
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Huh? Got it?
That's right.
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Y'all lookbasketball style.
241
00:17:49,130 --> 00:17:51,690
- We're never gonna lose again.
- Yeah.
242
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,700
One Love's definitely on the way
to getting a shoe contract now.
243
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:58,400
- Yeah!
- How you feeling, Ralph?
244
00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:00,800
Oh!
245
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,540
Oh! Priceless.
246
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:06,670
Y'all run some drills.
All right?
247
00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:09,650
I'm gonna try to get
this guck off my shoe.
248
00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:12,190
Excuse me,
Mr. Photographer.
249
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:16,050
- We don't know any drills.
- Or have any skills.
250
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:19,350
We'll just have to make some up then.
Come on.
251
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:26,070
Okay, great drill.
Let's run our passing drill now.
252
00:18:26,170 --> 00:18:28,500
Come on.
253
00:18:34,610 --> 00:18:37,270
Let's step it up.
254
00:18:37,380 --> 00:18:39,870
I got it. I got it.
255
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:48,450
Yeah!
256
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,580
- Ooh!
- Aah!
257
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,420
Mary, is it really a good idea?
258
00:18:57,530 --> 00:18:59,760
You know, Jeanie,
you may find this hard to believe...
259
00:18:59,870 --> 00:19:02,740
but I don't get a lot of gifts here
at Mount Vernon.
260
00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:05,930
I got no money. I got no resources.
I got no nothin'.
261
00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:08,070
Excuse me.
That's a double negative.
262
00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:11,940
Bethanne, stick it
where the sun don't not shine.
263
00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:17,640
So, when one of the best coaches in
basketball wants to coach my kids for free...
264
00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:20,590
kids who, incidentally,
are on their way to another no-win season...
265
00:19:20,690 --> 00:19:22,320
I'm not gonna say no.
266
00:19:22,420 --> 00:19:26,790
Besides,
Coach Roy has never...
267
00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:28,950
hit a player.
268
00:19:29,060 --> 00:19:32,160
Oh, okay. Great, great. So that's the criteria?
269
00:19:32,270 --> 00:19:35,430
If he's never hit a kid, then
he can work at Mount Vernon.
270
00:19:35,540 --> 00:19:37,940
Yeah, I know.
But check it out.
271
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,270
If he steps out of line
in any way...
272
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:44,280
all we have to do is call the N.C.B.A.,
and he's out of here.
273
00:19:44,380 --> 00:19:47,610
So I think he's gonna be
on his best behavior.
274
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:52,020
Okay, how are you gonna run a school
and monitor a madman?
275
00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:57,020
Well, Jeanie, I'm not.
276
00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:01,290
Uh-uh! No, no, no, no, no!
I'm not either.
277
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,300
- Uh, uh, uh-
- Yes, yes, yes, yes.
278
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:06,660
You go to all the games anyway.
You could be my eyes and ears.
279
00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:10,670
Yeah. The minute you say
he's out of line, he's gone.
280
00:20:10,770 --> 00:20:12,930
Come on.
Girls, trust me.
281
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:16,200
Coach Roy is going to do wonders
for this school.
282
00:20:16,310 --> 00:20:19,840
- Coach Roy has some issues-
- Uh!
283
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:24,150
- that he needs to work-
- Uh!
284
00:20:26,220 --> 00:20:28,850
a little bit...
285
00:20:30,890 --> 00:20:33,450
out.
286
00:20:36,330 --> 00:20:39,820
Stop. Stop. Stop.
287
00:20:44,940 --> 00:20:46,840
Dang!
288
00:20:46,940 --> 00:20:50,210
You really bleed a lot. High blood pressure.
289
00:20:50,310 --> 00:20:53,840
- Too much stress.
- What's that? CK-One?
290
00:20:53,950 --> 00:20:56,920
- How much do they pay youto put that on your hankie?
- Let me smell it.
291
00:20:57,020 --> 00:20:59,610
Look, I don't care
how many titles he's won.
292
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:02,710
I don't care anything about that.
I know his reputation.
293
00:21:02,820 --> 00:21:04,850
- Come on. Give him a chance.
- For what?
294
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:08,090
He's got some problems,
and if he touches my son-
295
00:21:11,830 --> 00:21:13,600
Stay away from my son!
296
00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:16,000
Mom, he didn't hit anybody.
297
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:19,670
Yet. He just got here.
Give him a chance.
298
00:21:19,770 --> 00:21:21,970
We hit himand barfed on him.
299
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,070
Plus, his Escalade
got tagged.
300
00:21:24,180 --> 00:21:27,050
But he doesn't know that yet.
301
00:21:28,350 --> 00:21:30,250
Look, I'm sorry.
302
00:21:30,350 --> 00:21:34,620
My name is Jeanie,
and it's just my son means a lot to me.
303
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:39,350
Look, uh- Excuse me.
Miss Jeanie?
304
00:21:39,460 --> 00:21:41,760
Now, look, I know
my reputation precedes me.
305
00:21:41,860 --> 00:21:45,090
But it's just rep, you know?
It's not true.
306
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:48,570
Roy McCormick.
Very nice to meet you.
307
00:21:48,670 --> 00:21:51,730
I know who you are.
My son idolizes you.
308
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:55,240
Well, your son,
he's-he's a good kid.
309
00:21:55,340 --> 00:21:57,870
I think he's gonna do
big things in this game.
310
00:21:57,980 --> 00:22:00,740
- He's gonna be all right.
- Well, that's good to know,
because that's not my son.
311
00:22:00,850 --> 00:22:03,540
That's my son.
312
00:22:05,790 --> 00:22:09,480
He's gonna be good too,
'cause they-they run drills together, so-
313
00:22:09,590 --> 00:22:11,490
They kind of know
the same drills.
314
00:22:11,590 --> 00:22:14,030
And, quite frankly, I don't like
the way you treat your players.
315
00:22:14,130 --> 00:22:16,960
My son doesn't need
some hotshot egomaniac...
316
00:22:17,070 --> 00:22:19,590
trying to tell him he's good,
because he is good.
317
00:22:19,700 --> 00:22:22,360
Ma'am-
Miss Jeanie, look, I swear...
318
00:22:22,470 --> 00:22:24,770
the only reason I'm here
is-is to help these kids.
319
00:22:24,870 --> 00:22:29,640
I wouldn't do anything to hurt 'em. Now,
that temper tantrum thing is long gone.
320
00:22:29,740 --> 00:22:31,800
Well, it was nice meeting you.
321
00:22:31,910 --> 00:22:34,180
Very nice meetin' you.
322
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:39,240
If you don't mind, maybe I can call you
sometime or somethin'?
323
00:22:39,350 --> 00:22:41,520
I don't think so.
324
00:22:44,890 --> 00:22:46,990
Dude, Roy's checking out
your mom.
325
00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:49,150
He ain't lyin'.
326
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:57,040
Coach Roy, what's it like coming backto coach at your old school?
327
00:22:57,140 --> 00:22:59,940
It's a'ight, you know,
and, you know-
328
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:02,340
I grew up in the mean streets-the suburbs.
329
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:06,380
Okay? I had one dream,
and that was to get out...
330
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:09,610
not end up here
like these losers...
331
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:14,310
who, I guess,
I would love to give back to.
332
00:23:14,420 --> 00:23:19,490
For such a great coach,he really doesn't do much, does he?
333
00:23:19,590 --> 00:23:21,490
No.
334
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:47,390
- There's a game today?
- That's why we're in uniform.
335
00:23:47,490 --> 00:23:49,510
Oh, how the mighty
have fallen.
336
00:23:49,620 --> 00:23:52,020
You don't remember me,do you?
337
00:23:52,130 --> 00:23:54,220
I applied to be your assistant coachseven times.
338
00:23:54,330 --> 00:23:57,320
You said that
I was too rigid.
339
00:23:57,430 --> 00:24:01,990
Turns out I wasn't so rigid, I couldn't lead
the Vikings to nine state championships.
340
00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:05,560
Wow. I didn't know middle schools
had state championships.
341
00:24:05,670 --> 00:24:08,770
Well, they do,
and I won them nine times.
342
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:13,070
Nine times?
Big kudos for ya.
343
00:24:15,180 --> 00:24:19,780
F.Y.I. The only kid you need to look out for
on my team is my son, Larry Jr.
344
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:24,550
All right, well,
good luck, man.
345
00:24:24,660 --> 00:24:27,130
You're in my house!
346
00:24:27,230 --> 00:24:31,360
This is my world!
You be in my world now!
347
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:34,560
No mercy.
348
00:24:34,670 --> 00:24:37,230
- One, two, three.
- No mercy!
349
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,210
Let's get some!
350
00:24:56,090 --> 00:25:00,890
Oh! Way downtown!
Yeah!
351
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:04,160
One Love is cutting!
One Love is open!
352
00:25:04,270 --> 00:25:08,830
One Love has the ball! One Love is shaking!
One Love is baking!
353
00:25:08,940 --> 00:25:10,930
Aah! My shoe!
354
00:25:12,670 --> 00:25:15,940
Aren't you supposed
to be doing something?
355
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:19,570
Yeah, I'm thinking about what I'm gonna
eat for lunch. You interested?
356
00:25:21,550 --> 00:25:24,920
- Keith, I'm open!
- One Love is wide open!
357
00:25:25,020 --> 00:25:26,780
- Pass the ball!- Keith, One Love is open!
358
00:25:26,890 --> 00:25:30,760
Has your kid
ever heard of passin'?
359
00:25:36,230 --> 00:25:38,930
We had position, ref!
Where's the call?
360
00:25:40,470 --> 00:25:43,930
Charge!
361
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:45,670
Oh! Thank you!
362
00:25:45,770 --> 00:25:48,330
Are you kiddin' me?
That was 10 minutes ago.
363
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,930
Oh.
364
00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:53,410
That's our ref-
"Late" Carl Freedburg.
365
00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:55,480
He's a good guy.
He's a little slow on the whistle, though.
366
00:25:55,580 --> 00:25:58,880
- Keith, pass.
- Time out!
367
00:25:58,990 --> 00:26:01,820
Come on, guys. Huddle up.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
368
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:05,220
Listen, I don't mind you
embarrassin' yourselves...
369
00:26:05,330 --> 00:26:07,660
'cause you're used to it,
okay?
370
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:09,660
But now, you're startin'
to embarrass me.
371
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,360
- What's your name?
- My name's Keith.
372
00:26:12,470 --> 00:26:16,130
Keith, do you think you can, uh,
try not to turn the ball over?
373
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,730
Guys, I need you to get out thereand go to work, okay?
374
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:22,330
And try to keep it in single digits.
Let's go, guys. Let's go!
375
00:26:26,810 --> 00:26:29,680
We wouldn't wanna humiliate him.
376
00:26:29,780 --> 00:26:31,720
That's a winning attitude.
377
00:26:34,620 --> 00:26:36,820
- Keith, the ball!
- Hey.
378
00:26:39,290 --> 00:26:42,090
What is he doing?
379
00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:52,030
Two! Four! Six! Eight!
Who do we appreciate?
380
00:26:52,140 --> 00:26:54,400
Smelters!
381
00:26:59,650 --> 00:27:02,620
A hockey-playing dog.
382
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:05,780
What'll those Canadians think of next?
Speaking of animal lovers...
383
00:27:05,890 --> 00:27:07,950
in a follow-upto a recent story...
384
00:27:08,060 --> 00:27:10,170
former N.C.B.A. madman Coach
Roy McCormick lost his first game today...
385
00:27:10,210 --> 00:27:12,290
former N.C.B.A. madman Coach
Roy McCormick lost his first game today...
386
00:27:12,390 --> 00:27:14,550
in the cutthroat
middle school division!
387
00:27:14,660 --> 00:27:16,360
I swear to God.
388
00:27:16,460 --> 00:27:19,300
109 to nothing. For real!
389
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:22,890
He has to teach the kids fundamentals,things like which basket is ours.
390
00:27:25,010 --> 00:27:27,600
Yeah, like jump ball meansthat your team has gotta jump too.
391
00:27:27,710 --> 00:27:30,970
Look, Roy's gotta do a better job ifhe wants to coach again in the N.C.B.A.
392
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:33,410
It's that simple.
393
00:27:33,510 --> 00:27:35,810
Oh, sh- Oh!
394
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:37,610
Yeah.
395
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:39,850
Roy? Fink.
396
00:27:39,950 --> 00:27:42,450
Uh, what the heck
are you doin'?
397
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:46,250
Hey, man, what's the big deal, okay?
It's middle school. Who cares?
398
00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:50,660
Who cares? That's what I said. But,
you know, Roy, it made all the national news.
399
00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:54,390
And I had some solid job offers lined up,
and now everyone's bailed on us.
400
00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:57,940
Look, nobody wants to hire...
a loser.
401
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:02,600
Look, you gotta win at least one game
with these kids if you ever wanna work again.
402
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:13,790
Oh, hi.
Are you Mr. McCormick?
403
00:28:13,890 --> 00:28:15,980
I'm a big fan.
Can I please have your autograph?
404
00:28:16,090 --> 00:28:18,960
Sure thing, young lady.
405
00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:22,800
Thank you.
406
00:28:26,100 --> 00:28:29,430
- Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's my car.
- That was your car.
407
00:28:29,540 --> 00:28:31,660
It was part of your endorsement deal,
and that's been terminated.
408
00:28:31,770 --> 00:28:33,870
Have a great day.
I still think you're great.
409
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,870
I want my old life back.
410
00:28:39,580 --> 00:28:41,170
Ooh!
411
00:28:46,590 --> 00:28:48,990
Huddle up!
412
00:28:52,330 --> 00:28:54,230
Now, I'm gonna
be honest with you.
413
00:28:54,330 --> 00:28:58,360
I can't afford to lose by triple digits again,
or else I'm finished.
414
00:28:58,470 --> 00:29:02,660
So I've decided to teach you how
to play the game of basketball.
415
00:29:02,770 --> 00:29:06,210
Yeah, the concept of dribbling,passing and scoring, okay?
416
00:29:06,310 --> 00:29:10,680
So playtime is over. And if you
don't like it, the door is right there.
417
00:29:12,910 --> 00:29:15,940
Get back here!
418
00:29:17,490 --> 00:29:21,110
I'm gonna need some help.
419
00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:23,850
Unbelievable.
420
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:25,890
Give me that!
421
00:29:25,990 --> 00:29:28,050
Get off me, boy! You want some too?
422
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:30,390
Unbelievable!
423
00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:32,730
- What?
- She started it.
424
00:29:32,830 --> 00:29:35,930
- Shut up!
- Go on. You're comin' with me.
425
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,500
- Look who's in trouble again.
- You got somethin' to say?
426
00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:41,970
Look, these ain't even allowed in school.
Okay?
427
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,870
You a natural.
What's your name?
428
00:29:44,980 --> 00:29:46,880
- Big Mac.
- Big Mac.
429
00:29:46,980 --> 00:29:49,110
- You're comin' with me, all right?
- Oh, no. I'm not- No.
430
00:29:49,220 --> 00:29:51,120
I'm not goin' to detention.
431
00:29:51,220 --> 00:29:53,410
It's more like
a work release program.
432
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:56,250
All right?
Trust me. Suit up.
433
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:58,660
Come on.
Come on, Big Mac. Suit up.
434
00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:00,730
Trust me.
435
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:13,700
Whoa.
Yao Ming, wait up.
436
00:30:19,050 --> 00:30:21,540
- What a dork.
- Sorry.
437
00:30:23,020 --> 00:30:24,920
- Hey-
- Excuse me.
438
00:30:25,020 --> 00:30:28,320
- Can I help you?
- I just wanted to talk to one of your players.
439
00:30:28,420 --> 00:30:30,950
"Players"?
These are my students.
440
00:30:31,060 --> 00:30:33,620
And, no, while Wes is in my class,
you can't speak to him.
441
00:30:36,700 --> 00:30:38,600
I'll come back later, okay?
442
00:30:38,700 --> 00:30:42,140
Look.
Wes is really shy, okay?
443
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:45,800
And he's not into sports, and he really doesn't
need to be pushed around by your type.
444
00:30:45,910 --> 00:30:47,170
- My type?
- Mm-hmm.
445
00:30:47,270 --> 00:30:49,170
What's my type, since you know me?
What's my type?
446
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:50,800
A bully.
447
00:30:50,910 --> 00:30:55,250
A stubborn, spoiled,
always-gets-his-way bully.
448
00:30:55,350 --> 00:30:57,870
You're good.
449
00:30:57,990 --> 00:30:59,890
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
450
00:30:59,990 --> 00:31:02,650
I'll come back after class.
451
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:08,290
But I do gotta ask somethin'.
Look, son, you like basketball?
452
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:11,990
Um, I'm not
very coordinated.
453
00:31:12,100 --> 00:31:14,260
Man, that's perfect.
454
00:31:14,370 --> 00:31:16,430
Nobody else on the team
is coordinated.
455
00:31:16,540 --> 00:31:19,300
So join us, please.
It's perfect.
456
00:31:19,410 --> 00:31:21,640
- You- out!
- Just give me one second.
457
00:31:21,740 --> 00:31:24,180
Thirty seconds, all right?
All right?
458
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:28,180
Son, do you know what
everybody wants out of life?
459
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:31,450
- No.
- They wanna be loved.
460
00:31:31,550 --> 00:31:34,520
I love you, because...
461
00:31:34,620 --> 00:31:36,560
you are six feet, man...
462
00:31:36,660 --> 00:31:39,390
with extremely long arms,
you know?
463
00:31:39,490 --> 00:31:42,990
Now, I can't promise you if you join the teamthat you're gonna get the girls.
464
00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:46,560
I can't- I can help you, you know,
see where they at...
465
00:31:46,670 --> 00:31:48,570
but I can't help you
get the girls, you know.
466
00:31:48,670 --> 00:31:51,300
And I can't even promisethat you're gonna be a good player.
467
00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:54,600
But what I can guarantee you
is that, uh...
468
00:31:54,710 --> 00:31:56,730
you won't be the butt
of nobody's jokes, son.
469
00:31:58,780 --> 00:32:01,150
- How tall are you, son?
- Six-two.
470
00:32:01,250 --> 00:32:04,050
Six-two?
471
00:32:04,150 --> 00:32:07,050
I'm deeper and deeper
in love!
472
00:32:07,150 --> 00:32:10,850
Wow!Six-two!
473
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,260
Will you join us?
474
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,530
I, uh-
475
00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:21,430
I have to wear a T-shirt
under my jersey...
476
00:32:21,540 --> 00:32:25,400
'cause my perspiration
gives me dermatitis.
477
00:32:25,510 --> 00:32:29,700
Meet me at the gym at 3:00,
'cause, uh, we practice hard.
478
00:32:29,810 --> 00:32:31,440
I'll be there.
479
00:32:32,980 --> 00:32:35,010
My man. All right.
480
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:36,380
- Careful.
- Yeah. Thanks.
481
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,210
- I'm watchin' you.
- Thank you.
482
00:32:43,190 --> 00:32:45,120
These here are the new recruits.
483
00:32:45,230 --> 00:32:49,750
This is Wes. You mess with him,
you're gonna have to answer to me.
484
00:32:49,860 --> 00:32:53,030
This is Big Mac.
485
00:32:53,130 --> 00:32:56,860
You mess with her,
well, you're on your own.
486
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,140
Are the Smelters running a drill?
487
00:33:07,510 --> 00:33:11,110
Hey, I think that's the girl
that stole my wife's car.
488
00:33:12,850 --> 00:33:15,050
Don't stare.
489
00:33:18,860 --> 00:33:21,330
Just out of curiosity,
how long you been shootin' hoops?
490
00:33:21,430 --> 00:33:23,950
For a while in juvie.
491
00:33:24,060 --> 00:33:26,120
Well, you're our enforcer,
okay?
492
00:33:26,230 --> 00:33:29,000
Don't mean you gotta fight.
But you got five fouls.
493
00:33:29,100 --> 00:33:31,070
Don't be afraid
to use 'em.
494
00:33:31,170 --> 00:33:34,370
- I don't mind fightin'.
- I'm sure.
495
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:39,280
But you have good hands,
and you have good footwork. Use 'em.
496
00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:47,090
That's not
what I'm talkin' about.
497
00:33:48,390 --> 00:33:50,290
Wes!
498
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:56,290
Yeah, Coach?
499
00:33:56,400 --> 00:34:01,270
Look, do yourself a favor.
Don't warm up today, all right?
500
00:34:01,370 --> 00:34:04,060
- But I-
- I know. You never, ever played basketball.
501
00:34:04,170 --> 00:34:07,800
But for the next 15 minutes,
that's our little secret, okay?
502
00:34:07,910 --> 00:34:11,500
All right.
503
00:34:11,610 --> 00:34:13,840
My secret weapon.
504
00:34:13,950 --> 00:34:18,820
No weapon form against thee...
shall prosper.
505
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:20,820
How you doin', my brother?
506
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:24,550
You always come through
for a brother. Hey!
507
00:34:24,660 --> 00:34:27,390
God bless you!
508
00:34:27,490 --> 00:34:29,330
- Oh, brother!
- Thank you.
509
00:34:29,430 --> 00:34:31,960
You're shinin'.
You're shinin' like the light.
510
00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:35,330
Look, I got about four or five
other engagements I need to get to.
511
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:38,800
So if we can kind of put a little pep
in the step, get this thing movin'.
512
00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:41,900
Not a problem.
Smelters?
513
00:34:42,010 --> 00:34:45,070
God bless you, basketball babies.
How you doin'?
514
00:34:45,180 --> 00:34:47,980
I'm Preacher Don.
515
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:51,140
And Coach Roy asked me to come down here
and speak with you.
516
00:34:51,250 --> 00:34:55,710
So if I- if I may, I would like
to say a prayer with you and Coach Roy...
517
00:34:55,820 --> 00:34:57,720
if that's all right.
518
00:34:57,830 --> 00:35:00,730
Let's bow our heads, please.
519
00:35:00,830 --> 00:35:02,760
God is good.
520
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,730
God is great.
521
00:35:05,830 --> 00:35:08,630
Thank you for this gamewe're about to receive...
522
00:35:08,740 --> 00:35:10,730
'cause we about
to get up in them.
523
00:35:12,770 --> 00:35:17,870
Thank you for the food that we about to-
No, that's the wrong prayer.
524
00:35:19,180 --> 00:35:21,150
God, we ask that
you give us the strength...
525
00:35:21,250 --> 00:35:24,180
that everything will go our way
out there on the court.
526
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:27,450
And if that cannot happen, God...
527
00:35:27,550 --> 00:35:31,390
we ask that you injure
some key players on the other team...
528
00:35:31,490 --> 00:35:34,620
not so that they getseriously injured...
529
00:35:34,730 --> 00:35:36,720
but that they're slowed up...
530
00:35:36,830 --> 00:35:40,030
so that the Smelterswill win this game.
531
00:35:40,130 --> 00:35:42,690
Amen! Amen.
532
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:46,430
Because we know you- God-
loves a winner.
533
00:35:48,740 --> 00:35:52,870
Can I get an "amen"?
534
00:35:52,980 --> 00:35:55,970
Amen.
535
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:58,070
I'm gonna need that cash
real quick.
536
00:35:58,190 --> 00:36:00,310
Oh, no problem.
537
00:36:08,330 --> 00:36:10,090
Back off!
538
00:36:14,900 --> 00:36:16,930
In her rookie debut,
Margaret "Big Mac" Green...
539
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:18,940
won the Smelters'
first tip-off since-
540
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:22,170
- When's the last time we won a tip? Quick.
- Um- '89.
541
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,770
Two years before
we were born.
542
00:36:34,050 --> 00:36:36,280
- Wait. Uh-
- Where do we write our points?
543
00:36:36,390 --> 00:36:38,620
I don't know.
We've never had to before.
544
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,490
Technical foul,
Mount Vernon!
545
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:50,130
- What's wrong with you?
- It's a technical foul. Delay of game.
546
00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:53,000
I'm not talkin' to you.
I'm talkin' to them.
547
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:57,340
Look, you can't have a parade
every time you score.
548
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,940
Now, get back out thereand get your heads in the game.
549
00:37:00,050 --> 00:37:01,950
Let's go!
550
00:37:04,250 --> 00:37:06,520
Big Mac,
you really tryin' my patience.
551
00:37:20,670 --> 00:37:23,730
Substitution.
Substitution, ref.
552
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:27,140
I'm bringin' in Sledgehammer.
Sledge?
553
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,900
You're all right.
554
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,230
Ref, let's get an I.D. check here.
This kid looks old enough to drink.
555
00:37:53,330 --> 00:37:55,800
Look, I'm whisperin', okay?
I need you to nod your head...
556
00:37:55,900 --> 00:37:57,840
and act like
I'm sayin' somethin' important.
557
00:37:57,940 --> 00:38:00,240
I need you to go out here,
be cool...
558
00:38:00,340 --> 00:38:02,370
and try not to trip.
559
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,940
Can you do that?
560
00:38:05,050 --> 00:38:07,340
- I-I think so, Coach.
- Thank you, son.
561
00:38:07,450 --> 00:38:09,750
Come on.
562
00:38:09,850 --> 00:38:13,340
Diamond and one. Diamond and one. Let's go.
563
00:38:13,450 --> 00:38:16,250
- Set it up. - Okay, double-team the kid.
564
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:18,090
Double-team the Sledgehammer.
565
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:24,220
Yeah!
566
00:38:36,980 --> 00:38:38,950
Yeah!
567
00:38:41,180 --> 00:38:43,710
Sledge? Hey?
Give me-
568
00:38:43,820 --> 00:38:45,720
Give me some shake and bake, baby.
A double shake and bake.
569
00:38:45,820 --> 00:38:47,910
You know? With a little bit of this, that.
570
00:38:48,020 --> 00:38:50,150
Double it up. You know what I'm sayin'? All right?
571
00:38:50,260 --> 00:38:52,730
- Bang with 'em.
- What's that?
572
00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:55,730
Hey, hold your ground, okay? Show 'emwhat it's like to be with the big boy.
573
00:38:55,830 --> 00:38:57,630
- Bang with 'em.
- You feel me?
574
00:39:00,430 --> 00:39:03,800
- Huh?
- Stand strong, Wes! Stand strong!
575
00:39:10,180 --> 00:39:14,510
Sledgehammer, huh? Take it
to the iron, boys! They're soft inside!
576
00:39:14,610 --> 00:39:17,140
Wes?
577
00:39:17,250 --> 00:39:20,010
Out.
578
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:23,950
Hey, you did good, son,
all right?
579
00:39:24,060 --> 00:39:26,720
You hung in there a lot longer
than I thought you would.
580
00:39:26,830 --> 00:39:30,090
Have a seat.
Ralph.
581
00:39:31,770 --> 00:39:34,430
You're in.
582
00:39:36,870 --> 00:39:39,070
Thanks.
583
00:39:41,940 --> 00:39:44,210
Come on! Let's go!
584
00:39:44,310 --> 00:39:46,540
Congratulations. You only lost by 45.
585
00:39:46,650 --> 00:39:49,140
That's why you're doin'
45 suicides.
586
00:39:49,250 --> 00:39:52,120
Now, let's go. What?What are you doin' here?
587
00:39:52,220 --> 00:39:55,480
- What?
- Coach, what happens if we win?
588
00:39:55,590 --> 00:39:58,560
Fuzzy, if you win-
if you win-
589
00:39:58,660 --> 00:40:01,960
I'll do a suicide
for every point you win by, okay?
590
00:40:02,060 --> 00:40:05,900
Now, dig it out!Get back to work.
591
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,130
See the way you're runnin'?
That's why you're losin'.
592
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:13,500
You may wanna embarrass you,
but you're not gonna embarrass me!
593
00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:20,810
I pulled out
every trick in the book today.
594
00:40:20,910 --> 00:40:23,210
These aren't college kids, Roy.
They're 13.
595
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:25,650
I mean, you were 13 once, right?
596
00:40:25,750 --> 00:40:29,690
Only one thing motivates
a 13-year-old boy...
597
00:40:29,790 --> 00:40:31,820
and it ain't Smelter pride.
598
00:40:41,300 --> 00:40:44,330
I just said
something smart.
599
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:47,100
I'm gonna write that down.
600
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:53,700
Ladies, free pizza here.
601
00:40:53,810 --> 00:40:57,720
Come by the gym, get a slice.
All you want. All you want.
602
00:40:57,820 --> 00:40:59,720
All right?
603
00:40:59,820 --> 00:41:02,250
Cheese, yeah.
Cheese. Excuse me.
604
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:05,290
- Is he serious?
- Come on!
605
00:41:05,390 --> 00:41:09,120
My mouth's waterin' already.
I can't wait to get to this pizza, y'all.
606
00:41:09,230 --> 00:41:11,790
- Hey, did you get the Cinnabon?
- Whoa.
607
00:41:11,900 --> 00:41:15,560
'Cause they supposed to give us a free
Cinnabon that goes with these pizzas.
608
00:41:15,670 --> 00:41:18,140
Yeah!
609
00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:20,570
Pizza!
610
00:41:20,670 --> 00:41:23,940
Guys, layup lines.
611
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:26,210
- But-
- Layup lines. Come on.
612
00:41:26,310 --> 00:41:29,580
- All right.
- Is there always gonna be pizza here?
613
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:31,580
There will be from now on.
614
00:41:33,050 --> 00:41:34,950
- You're home ec, right?
- Yeah.
615
00:41:35,060 --> 00:41:38,020
- How's your pizzas?
- Delicious-y for shizzy.
616
00:41:38,130 --> 00:41:41,290
All right. Okay, good,
'cause that's your new job.
617
00:41:41,390 --> 00:41:43,290
- You straight?
- Yes.
618
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:46,090
- Oh. I will not let you down.
- All right.
619
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:49,330
- Okay.
- All right.
620
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:54,600
There's chicken parm in the crust, ladies,
so put your feed bags on.
621
00:41:54,740 --> 00:41:57,440
Hey, green team out.
Green team out.
622
00:41:57,540 --> 00:42:00,570
- So who are we playin'?
- Me.
623
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:05,240
You the ball handler, huh? Yeah, that's right.
I see you. You kinda tight with that rock.
624
00:42:05,350 --> 00:42:09,350
You like to go to the basket.
Ain't no "I" in team, huh?
625
00:42:09,460 --> 00:42:12,190
It's about you.
Do your thing, man.
626
00:42:12,290 --> 00:42:14,190
Check it.
627
00:42:14,290 --> 00:42:18,660
- Ooh! Did I anger you?
- Just give me the ball.
628
00:42:21,540 --> 00:42:26,170
Oh! What's the Shaq do? What's
that move he do when he block people?
629
00:42:26,270 --> 00:42:28,170
No, Mutombo.
He do like this.
630
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:30,180
"I don't think that you should bring it in there.
631
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,610
You should get it
to one of your teammates. "
632
00:42:32,710 --> 00:42:36,980
Let's see what you got, man. You gotta
use your teammates sometime, man.
633
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:39,610
Huh? Uh-oh.
Look, he's mad now.
634
00:42:41,450 --> 00:42:46,150
Ooh! See, when I get blocked,I start looking for my teammates.
635
00:42:46,260 --> 00:42:48,960
You know what I mean?
'Cause they can help me out.
636
00:42:49,060 --> 00:42:51,120
You know? Wow!
637
00:42:51,230 --> 00:42:55,530
But if I get the ball to them late,
watch what happens.
638
00:43:01,210 --> 00:43:05,440
I didn't wanna do it.
639
00:43:05,550 --> 00:43:08,880
I'm hungry.
640
00:43:10,180 --> 00:43:12,080
What's wrong with you?
Pass the ball!
641
00:43:12,190 --> 00:43:16,090
Dude, come on. Just pass it. We'll give it right back.
642
00:43:16,190 --> 00:43:18,210
Come on. Let's go.
643
00:43:21,860 --> 00:43:24,420
Wait a minute. Comin' at ya.
644
00:43:24,530 --> 00:43:26,430
Comin' at-
645
00:43:26,530 --> 00:43:29,260
Comin' at ya. Look. All right.
646
00:43:33,870 --> 00:43:35,600
- All right.
647
00:43:35,710 --> 00:43:39,580
You passed the ball, man.
How does that feel...
648
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:42,550
for the ball to go
from your hand to another hand?
649
00:43:42,650 --> 00:43:45,620
Again. Try it again. Let me show you
how you do the one thing.
650
00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:49,090
Uh-huh. Right there.
Right there. Comin' at ya.
651
00:43:49,190 --> 00:43:51,680
Comin' at ya.
652
00:43:51,790 --> 00:43:55,090
Huh? All right.
All right, all right.
653
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:58,030
All right. All right.
All right.
654
00:43:58,130 --> 00:44:00,430
All right. I'm gonna admit,
I'm a little tired.
655
00:44:00,530 --> 00:44:04,560
The point I'm tryin' to prove is thatteamwork beats out talent any day.
656
00:44:04,670 --> 00:44:08,570
Now, one on one,neither one of y'all could beat me.
657
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:11,840
You know, that's just real. But all five of y'all together...
658
00:44:11,950 --> 00:44:14,470
if y'all play as a team,
you might could do something with me.
659
00:44:14,580 --> 00:44:18,880
And I'm gonna keep it real with you like that.
660
00:44:18,990 --> 00:44:21,580
But anyway, I-
661
00:44:21,690 --> 00:44:23,750
I gotta-
I gotta go throw up.
662
00:44:23,860 --> 00:44:26,220
Green team, you're in!
663
00:44:29,530 --> 00:44:32,000
Let's go, guys.
664
00:44:32,100 --> 00:44:34,290
One Love,
hedge that ball screen.
665
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:38,170
Right there. There you go.
Right there. A'ight?
666
00:44:38,270 --> 00:44:40,970
- Go to Mac. Mac.
- Here.
667
00:44:48,250 --> 00:44:51,840
All right.
Who can tell me, again...
668
00:44:51,950 --> 00:44:56,150
the highly complex way
of beating the pick-and-roll?
669
00:44:57,890 --> 00:44:59,980
Somebody?
670
00:45:00,090 --> 00:45:01,820
Talking?
671
00:45:01,930 --> 00:45:03,900
Talking.
672
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,560
Exactly. Talking.
673
00:45:06,670 --> 00:45:09,730
Guys, you gotta communicate out there.
You're a team.
674
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:11,740
All right?
Communication is the key.
675
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:14,640
It's like a-a healthy
relationship at home.
676
00:45:14,740 --> 00:45:16,710
You know?
677
00:45:16,810 --> 00:45:19,470
You ever flirt around with your lady?
You know, your lady say-
678
00:45:19,580 --> 00:45:21,950
You, like, "Come on. Come on. "
Your lady is, like...
679
00:45:22,050 --> 00:45:24,020
"No, no, not right now.
Remember?
680
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:27,640
You said that you wanted
to take some time to"-
681
00:45:27,750 --> 00:45:30,150
- Huh?
- You know what?
682
00:45:30,260 --> 00:45:32,190
Run the play again
till you get it right.
683
00:45:34,290 --> 00:45:36,290
Run it!
Come on, guys.
684
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,990
Ladies, I'm not seeing none of those "R!"
You know.
685
00:45:39,100 --> 00:45:42,000
I ain't seein' none of that.
Let's go.
686
00:45:42,100 --> 00:45:45,330
Come on, people. Guys, communicate out there.
687
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:47,700
You gotta know each other
like the back of your hand.
688
00:45:47,810 --> 00:45:50,300
Come on! Communicate!
689
00:45:50,410 --> 00:45:52,310
Teamwork!
690
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:57,710
- Huh?
- What?
691
00:45:57,820 --> 00:46:01,220
I didn't say stop playin'.
Communicate out there.
692
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:04,150
Okay? Now you have to talk.
Ellis?
693
00:46:04,260 --> 00:46:06,850
- Let's go, guys. Move the ball.
- Come on! Come on!
694
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:27,070
Ellis.
695
00:46:27,180 --> 00:46:29,650
Shag 'em and bag 'em.
696
00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:41,960
All right,remember, Ellis.
697
00:46:42,060 --> 00:46:45,030
You invited me here.
This is all your fault. What's up?
698
00:46:46,670 --> 00:46:50,570
- You got a problem, son?
- You always pick on me!
699
00:46:50,670 --> 00:46:54,800
I'm the best player on the team,and all you ever do is ride me!
700
00:46:54,910 --> 00:46:57,070
Okay, you got me
fair and square.
701
00:46:57,180 --> 00:47:00,150
- I do something wrong, you yell.
- And I wonder why that is.
702
00:47:00,250 --> 00:47:02,980
Even if I do it right,you yell at me to do it better.
703
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:07,710
Hey, kid, you-you got a gift.
Okay? You got potential.
704
00:47:07,820 --> 00:47:11,380
You can actually be someone.
You got what it takes, man.
705
00:47:11,490 --> 00:47:14,820
You get your teammates involved,guess what? You win.
706
00:47:14,930 --> 00:47:17,830
Man, you know what?
You remind me a lot of myself.
707
00:47:17,930 --> 00:47:21,920
The whole showboat,
basketball, and skills.
708
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:25,840
You and your mama, that's all you got.
Comin' up, that's all I had.
709
00:47:25,940 --> 00:47:27,840
And we didn't live
in the best neighborhood.
710
00:47:27,940 --> 00:47:30,600
It was sort of like
the neighborhood you live in.
711
00:47:32,010 --> 00:47:34,040
I just wanna see you
do good, man.
712
00:47:34,150 --> 00:47:36,310
That's all.
713
00:47:42,420 --> 00:47:45,520
Coach, I got a problem.
714
00:47:45,630 --> 00:47:48,150
If you don't say anything,
they can't make me testify against you.
715
00:47:48,260 --> 00:47:50,890
- I got good lawyers. What?
- No, no, no.
716
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,490
I- I just got this letterthat says I can't play ball.
717
00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:57,430
Won't let you
play basketball? Why?
718
00:47:57,540 --> 00:48:00,270
It says I'm
academically in-eligible.
719
00:48:00,370 --> 00:48:04,430
What's academicallyinel-el-legible?
720
00:48:04,540 --> 00:48:07,010
Academically ineligible.
721
00:48:07,110 --> 00:48:10,670
That's what I said.
Academically illegible. I'm illegible.
722
00:48:10,780 --> 00:48:13,780
Well, I'm your coach.
I'm not your guidance counselor, okay?
723
00:48:17,490 --> 00:48:20,480
I can't believe
I'm doin' this.
724
00:48:20,590 --> 00:48:24,460
- What subject did you fail?
- Math.
725
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:27,970
Uh-oh. Ooh!
726
00:48:28,070 --> 00:48:30,040
Whoa!
727
00:48:43,780 --> 00:48:47,410
- Add this up. Add those up.
- But I don't-
728
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:49,820
I can't teach
Big Mac math.
729
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:53,150
- Why not? You scared of her?
- Of course.
730
00:48:53,260 --> 00:48:56,190
Well, so am I, man,
but you got to be brave.
731
00:48:56,300 --> 00:48:58,560
- Take one for the team.
- You?
732
00:48:58,670 --> 00:49:00,530
I didn't think
you were scared of anything.
733
00:49:00,630 --> 00:49:05,040
Hey, courage is just, uh,
well-concealed fear.
734
00:49:05,140 --> 00:49:07,330
That's all.
You got to be brave, man.
735
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:10,880
You got to stick out your chest,
get mean! Get bad! You know?
736
00:49:10,980 --> 00:49:14,380
Give me the face.
What's the face? What's the face?
737
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:16,450
Your mean face.
738
00:49:16,550 --> 00:49:18,450
- Huh?
- Grr.
739
00:49:18,550 --> 00:49:20,850
Give me some growls, not "Grr. "
740
00:49:31,530 --> 00:49:33,360
- Holler back.
- Holler back.
741
00:49:33,470 --> 00:49:34,900
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
742
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,050
We gonna work on that.
You got it.
743
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:39,100
We gonna work on that.
You got it.
744
00:49:39,210 --> 00:49:41,730
Look, I don't thinkI can do this, Coach.
745
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:43,740
Do you wanna be scared
the rest of your life, son?
746
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:45,810
No.
747
00:49:52,750 --> 00:49:54,980
Big Mac?
748
00:49:55,090 --> 00:49:58,150
I would love
to teach you math.
749
00:50:00,090 --> 00:50:04,120
Aw. See?
She's a sweet, young lady.
750
00:50:04,230 --> 00:50:05,720
Ow!
751
00:50:05,830 --> 00:50:09,030
You tell anyoneI'm studyin'...
752
00:50:09,140 --> 00:50:11,300
and I'll end you!
753
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:13,600
Ow! Ow, ow, ow!
754
00:50:21,050 --> 00:50:25,180
First away game today, Walsh.
Where's the bus driver?
755
00:50:26,850 --> 00:50:29,080
Hello, Roy.
756
00:50:29,190 --> 00:50:31,250
Don't forget tofill up the tank.
757
00:50:32,690 --> 00:50:34,820
You serious?
758
00:50:36,100 --> 00:50:38,000
No.
759
00:50:38,100 --> 00:50:40,120
Yeah, I'm serious.
760
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:57,040
S-M-E-L-T-E-R-S!
761
00:50:57,150 --> 00:51:01,310
When it comes to basketball,we are the best! Say what?
762
00:51:01,420 --> 00:51:04,860
S-M-E-L-T-E-R-S!
763
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:09,860
When it comes to basketball,
there is no contest! Say what?
764
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:13,230
S-M-E-L-T-E-R-S!
765
00:51:13,330 --> 00:51:17,330
When it comes to basketball,there is no contest!
766
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:21,530
Guys, look like we're gonnahave to forfeit another game.
767
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:24,630
- Okay? Another loss.
- Lighten up, Coach.
768
00:51:24,740 --> 00:51:26,410
Why you all mad
all the time?
769
00:51:26,510 --> 00:51:30,680
You know, it takes more muscles
to frown than to smile.
770
00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:36,420
Great.
771
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:40,960
How am I supposed to win a couple
of games when I can't get us there?
772
00:51:41,060 --> 00:51:44,550
Out here with a tire,
and I got a doggone suit on.
773
00:51:44,660 --> 00:51:46,150
- I can't believe this!
- We should help him.
774
00:51:46,270 --> 00:51:48,230
These shoes were 200 bucks.
775
00:51:48,330 --> 00:51:51,030
- I ain't goin' nowhere.
- Then stay in the van then.
776
00:51:51,140 --> 00:51:55,200
Yeah, I'm dressed for the occasion.
I'm dressed to change a tire!
777
00:51:55,310 --> 00:51:58,570
- Well, I'm gonna help him.
- Me too.
- I guess I'll help.
778
00:52:00,980 --> 00:52:04,310
Why me?
What-What have I possibly done?
779
00:52:04,420 --> 00:52:07,250
Huh? Oh, I'm a mentor
to the kids.
780
00:52:07,350 --> 00:52:10,910
- That's right. I don't know
how to change a tire.
- Hey, Coach?
781
00:52:11,020 --> 00:52:13,720
Wanna give us a hand,
or does teamwork only apply to players?
782
00:52:21,730 --> 00:52:26,900
Newirth, lean your head forward
so we can get the weight on the tire.
783
00:52:27,010 --> 00:52:28,700
Yo, come on. Let's get out of here.
784
00:52:28,810 --> 00:52:31,800
Smelters suck!
785
00:52:38,850 --> 00:52:41,980
All right. Okay.
Everybody good?
786
00:52:42,090 --> 00:52:44,390
All right. Let's go play some basketball.
787
00:52:44,490 --> 00:52:47,580
- All right!
- Let's go. Whoo!
788
00:52:51,730 --> 00:52:54,170
Smelters,
y'all go warm up.
789
00:52:54,270 --> 00:52:57,930
And work on that pick-and-roll. And I don't
wanna see y'all at that Gatorade thing, man...
790
00:52:58,040 --> 00:52:59,970
drinkin' it like it's Kool-Aid.
791
00:53:00,070 --> 00:53:01,940
One Love, let me
holler at you for a second.
792
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:05,740
Look, I appreciate all the flavorthat One Love's got goin' on.
793
00:53:05,850 --> 00:53:07,680
I understand, man. It's cool.
794
00:53:07,780 --> 00:53:11,150
But you gotta share the spotlight,
you know?
795
00:53:11,250 --> 00:53:16,480
Most of the nights when Jordan
had-had huge numbers, the Bulls lost.
796
00:53:16,590 --> 00:53:20,990
You so worried about lookin' good, you're gonnawind up turnin' into a Dennis Rodman.
797
00:53:21,090 --> 00:53:23,530
Dennis Rodman!
798
00:53:23,630 --> 00:53:27,360
I'm not sayin', like,
that's a good thing...
799
00:53:27,470 --> 00:53:30,440
but get out there, work hard, man,and get them rebounds.
800
00:53:30,540 --> 00:53:33,440
You'll feel good about that,
and you'll feel good about the game.
801
00:53:35,070 --> 00:53:38,870
So what you're saying is that...
I'm not really good.
802
00:53:38,980 --> 00:53:43,350
No, man. I'm not sayin' that.
I'm sayin' the opposite of that.
803
00:53:43,450 --> 00:53:47,940
I'm sayin' you're so good,
I wanna give you these.
804
00:53:48,050 --> 00:53:52,320
Yeah, these are my most prized possession. Magic Johnson gave me these.
805
00:53:52,430 --> 00:53:56,230
Hey, man, I won every gameI wore 'em in.
806
00:53:56,330 --> 00:53:58,630
I-
807
00:53:58,730 --> 00:54:02,190
Just don't tell nobody.
808
00:54:02,300 --> 00:54:07,400
You know, folks, they get a little enviouswhen your jump shot's like that.
809
00:54:07,510 --> 00:54:09,970
I promise.
810
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:20,990
Well, well. If it isn'tFox Sports' turkey of the week.
811
00:54:21,090 --> 00:54:23,080
You're lookin' good, Roy.
812
00:54:23,190 --> 00:54:26,560
Larry and I are here
scoutin' the Pioneers.
813
00:54:26,660 --> 00:54:30,560
They're our only real
competition in this league.
814
00:54:30,660 --> 00:54:33,260
Wait. Is that a girlon your team?
815
00:54:33,370 --> 00:54:35,490
Girls can't playbasketball.
816
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:37,430
What did you-
817
00:54:37,540 --> 00:54:40,660
- Somebody get the ice.
- What for?
818
00:54:47,710 --> 00:54:50,770
Look, I know you don't like
to back down from a fight...
819
00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:55,220
but real power is about bein' respected,
not just crackin' heads.
820
00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:57,350
Think about it.
821
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:05,520
- All right.
- Hey.
822
00:55:05,630 --> 00:55:09,070
Let's go. Let's go.
Do your thing. Hey.
823
00:55:09,170 --> 00:55:13,540
Hey. I heard what you said to Keith.
I was wrong about you.
824
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:16,340
- And I'm sorry.
- Sorry?
825
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:18,410
Sorry and
"Let's go out on a date" sorry?
826
00:55:18,510 --> 00:55:21,570
'Cause I don't give out
pity dates.
827
00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:25,280
But times have changed,
and I can make an exception.
828
00:55:25,380 --> 00:55:28,790
Wow. You know,
you got a pretty smile.
829
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:32,680
Look, I'm gonna take
the Smelts out to get a Slurpee.
830
00:55:32,790 --> 00:55:36,280
Okay? I'm gonna have 'em home by 8:00.
Can I call you?
831
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:39,760
Pump your brakes
and watch your temper...
832
00:55:39,870 --> 00:55:42,390
'cause I'm still
watching you, Roy.
833
00:55:42,500 --> 00:55:45,630
And I'm still
watchin' you.
834
00:55:59,390 --> 00:56:02,790
The Smelters apparently abandoning
their usual strategy...
835
00:56:02,890 --> 00:56:06,120
of getting scored on, and instead
choosing to score themselves.
836
00:56:06,230 --> 00:56:09,460
Yes. Coach Roy clearlyshaking things up...
837
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:12,860
using his new
ingenious scoring offense.
838
00:56:12,970 --> 00:56:16,090
- Good word.
- Thanks.
839
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:18,170
Let's go, guys.
Hands up, all right?
840
00:56:18,270 --> 00:56:21,030
Hands up. Hands up, guys.
Let's go!
841
00:56:21,140 --> 00:56:24,230
Come on. I want hands up. Hands up! Let's go, guys!
842
00:56:24,340 --> 00:56:26,780
Hands up!
843
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:30,180
Time out. Time out, guys.
844
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:38,150
You know what?
Guys, keep your hands up out-
845
00:56:38,260 --> 00:56:41,450
You know what? Hands up.
Everybody, hands up.
846
00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:43,490
Okay? Yeah.
847
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:46,030
A little of that.
848
00:56:46,130 --> 00:56:50,690
- Okay.
- Oh, sweet mother, that's hot! Oh! Oh!
849
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:53,290
Oh, y'all think it's funny?
Y'all think it's funny?
850
00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:56,640
Give some to you, and you.
Little right there.
851
00:56:56,740 --> 00:56:59,970
Huh? Now, get out there
and play some basketball!
852
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:02,640
Hands up.
853
00:57:06,790 --> 00:57:11,490
All right, guys. Think now. Use your head! Hands up!
854
00:57:11,590 --> 00:57:16,080
That's what defense is about-blocked shots, baby. Now attack that board!
855
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:19,930
That's how you play defense. Attack.
856
00:57:20,030 --> 00:57:22,500
All right. All right.
Now, move the ball.
857
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:25,660
Yeah! Push it, Keith!
Push it! Yeah!
858
00:57:25,770 --> 00:57:28,430
Right there! Good job!
859
00:57:28,540 --> 00:57:30,530
Love it. Yes!
860
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:36,980
Keith, pass it!
861
00:57:38,620 --> 00:57:40,740
- Time out.
862
00:57:40,850 --> 00:57:42,880
Time out. Time out.
863
00:57:42,990 --> 00:57:45,290
What did we do now?
864
00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:48,380
You're playing basketball, baby.
865
00:57:48,490 --> 00:57:50,620
Yeah!
866
00:57:50,730 --> 00:57:54,030
Listen. "Smelters" on three,
all right? Let's do this.
867
00:57:54,130 --> 00:57:56,660
One, two, three. Smelters!
868
00:57:56,770 --> 00:57:59,200
Let's go. Yes.
869
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:04,030
You're playing basketball, baby.
Yeah.
870
00:58:04,140 --> 00:58:05,970
Twelve, twelve.
Zone. Hands up.
871
00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:09,780
Fifteen seconds left. Smelters are only down by one.
872
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:12,720
- Wes steals the ball. - Shoot it! Shoot it!
873
00:58:12,820 --> 00:58:14,910
There's 10 seconds left.
874
00:58:15,020 --> 00:58:19,820
Shoot it, Wes! Shoot it!
875
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:28,570
Yes!
876
00:58:40,710 --> 00:58:44,110
- Okay, that's just wrong. Sit down, now.
- Sorry.
877
00:59:05,300 --> 00:59:08,210
What? What in God's name
just happened?
878
00:59:08,310 --> 00:59:11,970
All right, guys.
The van's leaving in two minutes, all right?
879
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:14,940
Um, Coach?
You forgettin' something?
880
00:59:15,050 --> 00:59:18,280
Coach, we won.
881
00:59:18,380 --> 00:59:20,350
Ah, y'all
stop messing around, okay?
882
00:59:20,450 --> 00:59:23,290
Look, I want to beat rush hour,
so let's get goin', okay?
883
00:59:23,390 --> 00:59:25,020
- Uh-uh.
- Come on, Coach.
884
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:29,250
But my asthma is-You unders-
885
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:32,490
I don't have the-
886
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:35,190
Coach Roy! Coach Roy! Coach Roy!
887
00:59:35,300 --> 00:59:37,740
Coach! Coach! Coach!
888
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:40,400
All right, y'all got me good.
All right.
889
00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:46,910
Coach Roy! Coach Roy!Coach Roy! Coach Roy!
890
01:00:39,430 --> 01:00:42,260
Ooh.
891
01:00:47,570 --> 01:00:50,100
I was thinking you all
might like-
892
01:00:50,210 --> 01:00:52,070
What the-
893
01:00:52,180 --> 01:00:55,810
- Yeah! Our new uniforms!
- These are tight!
894
01:00:55,910 --> 01:00:58,640
23! 32!
895
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:15,070
- You like it?
- I love it.
896
01:01:19,270 --> 01:01:21,170
No, no. Please, no. Not the face!
897
01:01:21,270 --> 01:01:23,170
Ow! Aah!
898
01:01:35,850 --> 01:01:38,760
Let's sit down.
899
01:01:38,860 --> 01:01:41,690
Here.
900
01:01:43,130 --> 01:01:46,120
- My highest grade ever.
- "C"- plus.
901
01:01:46,230 --> 01:01:48,170
So, can I keep
the skateboard?
902
01:01:48,270 --> 01:01:50,330
- No, it's mine.
- Oh.
903
01:01:56,210 --> 01:01:58,110
Ow! Ow! Ow!
904
01:02:21,500 --> 01:02:24,830
S-M-E-L-T-E-R-S!
905
01:02:24,940 --> 01:02:29,340
When it comes to basketball,we are the best! Say what?
906
01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:32,880
S-M-E-L-T-E-R-S!
907
01:02:32,980 --> 01:02:37,240
When it comes to basketball,there is no contest!
908
01:02:41,650 --> 01:02:43,480
Come on, guys! Come on!
909
01:02:43,590 --> 01:02:45,990
Yo! Don't make me
get the Icy Hot!
910
01:02:48,030 --> 01:02:49,930
All right,
how's their forward shootin'?
911
01:02:50,030 --> 01:02:52,760
He's throwin' nothing but bricks.
Twenty percent last game from beyond the arc.
912
01:02:52,870 --> 01:02:56,200
All they have to do
is keep the kid out of the paint.
913
01:02:56,300 --> 01:03:00,100
Twenty-five seconds leftin the Smelters' first-ever play-off game.
914
01:03:00,210 --> 01:03:02,770
Keith passes to One Love. One Love shoots. He scores!
915
01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:08,840
- Traveling! Basket doesn't count!
- Are you insane?
916
01:03:08,950 --> 01:03:11,610
How bad a ref do you have to beto call middle school?
917
01:03:11,720 --> 01:03:14,880
What? Was junior varsitytoo demanding for you?
918
01:03:14,990 --> 01:03:16,580
- Roy!
- Huh?
919
01:03:16,690 --> 01:03:21,590
555-97-
920
01:03:21,690 --> 01:03:24,920
It's my phone number!
Write it down!
921
01:03:25,030 --> 01:03:26,360
Oh!
922
01:03:26,470 --> 01:03:29,430
Oh, it's her number.
Um, go ahead.
923
01:03:29,540 --> 01:03:31,560
- Uh, go.
- 555-
924
01:03:31,670 --> 01:03:33,260
- 555-
- 97-
925
01:03:33,370 --> 01:03:34,930
- 97-
- 41.
926
01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:36,910
41. Okay.
927
01:03:37,010 --> 01:03:39,440
Go!
928
01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:48,710
Hey, hey!
Oh! Yeah!
929
01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:53,590
We're going
to the finals, baby!
930
01:03:54,730 --> 01:03:56,630
Yeah!
931
01:04:10,740 --> 01:04:13,610
These were Magic Johnson's.
932
01:04:13,710 --> 01:04:16,110
Have you seen the vertical
One Love gets in these?
933
01:04:18,350 --> 01:04:21,150
Go talk to him.
934
01:04:28,790 --> 01:04:30,190
Hi.
935
01:04:34,430 --> 01:04:37,270
Hi.
936
01:04:37,370 --> 01:04:42,140
He's shy. I'm Goggles.
I'm the sixth man.
937
01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:44,470
Means I like to
ride the pine.
938
01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:48,110
Who's your friend?
939
01:04:49,980 --> 01:04:53,210
Big Wes.
940
01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:57,190
- Yeah, Coach?
- Man, you can't run from the ladies forever.
941
01:04:57,290 --> 01:04:59,350
No, it's not that.
942
01:04:59,460 --> 01:05:01,290
It's just...
943
01:05:01,390 --> 01:05:04,060
I kind of have a girlfriend.
944
01:05:04,160 --> 01:05:07,460
Hey, this is me, man.
This is the coach.
945
01:05:08,500 --> 01:05:10,990
Trust me.
He has a girlfriend.
946
01:05:11,100 --> 01:05:14,160
- How would you know?
- I've seen her.
947
01:05:14,270 --> 01:05:17,710
If you talk to that girl again,
you're gonna need a new face.
948
01:05:18,910 --> 01:05:21,380
Okay.
949
01:05:46,740 --> 01:05:49,210
Now, if my teacher
looked like you...
950
01:05:49,310 --> 01:05:53,070
I would have the vocabulary
to pay you a decent compliment.
951
01:05:53,180 --> 01:05:59,120
So I'm just gonna say,
"Mm, mm, mm, mm. "
952
01:05:59,220 --> 01:06:01,450
No, I ain't finished.
953
01:06:01,550 --> 01:06:05,960
Mm, mm, mm, mm.
Just one more. Mm.
954
01:06:06,060 --> 01:06:07,960
Mm!
955
01:06:08,060 --> 01:06:09,960
So, I just thought
I'd tell you that.
956
01:06:10,060 --> 01:06:13,860
That'll do.
And thank you for dressing up.
957
01:06:15,470 --> 01:06:19,030
Well, you know, my Prada had puke
on it, and ice cream. The kids.
958
01:06:19,140 --> 01:06:21,630
Relax, Roy.
You look very nice.
959
01:06:21,740 --> 01:06:26,040
Thank you. Um, you know,
it's just been a long week.
960
01:06:26,140 --> 01:06:28,200
Why don't you come in?
961
01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:35,010
Keith! Keith!
Save some for tomorrow, baby. Come on.
962
01:06:35,120 --> 01:06:38,280
- I need you guys to clear this up. It's getting late.
- Later.
963
01:06:38,390 --> 01:06:41,790
I'm just waitin' to see him pass it back.
964
01:06:41,890 --> 01:06:43,790
Don't step on my flowers.
965
01:06:43,900 --> 01:06:46,090
- Thank you, baby.
- Your mama did her thing.
966
01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:48,100
Yeah, yeah.
It's all right.
967
01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:49,930
- Thank you.
- Good night, Coach.
968
01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:55,170
When you first came here,
I had a real bad first impression of you.
969
01:06:55,270 --> 01:06:57,740
But you was dead wrong,
right?
970
01:06:57,840 --> 01:07:01,970
No. I was dead right.
I mean, you were a spoiled pretty boy...
971
01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:04,240
who was handed
everything he ever wanted.
972
01:07:04,350 --> 01:07:06,980
You didn't give a damn
about coachin', only your suits.
973
01:07:07,090 --> 01:07:11,580
All I'm saying is,
look at you now.
974
01:07:11,690 --> 01:07:15,460
Look, this personal attack
on my- on my personality-
975
01:07:15,560 --> 01:07:20,500
Is it leading up to a kiss or a slap?
'Cause I can't tell yet.
976
01:07:21,530 --> 01:07:25,260
We'll see.
I haven't decided yet.
977
01:07:25,370 --> 01:07:28,460
Yeah.
978
01:07:34,710 --> 01:07:36,610
Coach.
979
01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:38,620
- Hey.
- Hey.
980
01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:42,620
What you doin' here? You going to the game?
Fuzzy's been on fire.
981
01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:45,520
Oh. Good for Fuzzy.
What's a Fuzzy? It doesn't matter.
982
01:07:45,620 --> 01:07:49,860
Do you check your messages? The N.C.B.A. review,
it's today. They want to reinstate you.
983
01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:52,590
Today the kids
got the championship.
984
01:07:52,700 --> 01:07:56,400
I know that. I worked it out.
The N.C.B.A. review's not scheduled till 4:00.
985
01:07:56,500 --> 01:07:59,160
The game's at 5:00. You can make both.
But we gotta move now.
986
01:07:59,270 --> 01:08:01,740
- Seriously?
- Seriously. Let me get that.
987
01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:05,300
Come on. Oh, this is lovely.
This must look great on you.
988
01:08:11,620 --> 01:08:14,550
V-I-K-I-N-G-S!
989
01:08:14,650 --> 01:08:18,280
It's about the kids.
I try to instill a good work ethic...
990
01:08:18,390 --> 01:08:20,880
but a lot of the parents
get a little too wrapped up.
991
01:08:20,990 --> 01:08:24,760
I'm not gonna pretend that
doesn't peeve me off. It's about the kids.
992
01:08:24,860 --> 01:08:27,830
What are we doin'?
What are we standing around for?
993
01:08:27,930 --> 01:08:30,370
Let's go!
I want some drills!
994
01:08:30,470 --> 01:08:33,200
Come on!
I'm talking to you!
995
01:08:38,710 --> 01:08:41,410
Man, stop the car.
996
01:08:41,510 --> 01:08:43,640
- What time is it?
- Ten to 4:00. You're good.
997
01:08:43,750 --> 01:08:46,450
Don't worry about it.
Go in there and knock 'em dead.
998
01:08:57,560 --> 01:09:00,830
What has two thumbs
and makes a lot of money? Huh?
999
01:09:00,930 --> 01:09:02,830
This guy.
1000
01:09:02,930 --> 01:09:07,100
If your beverage gets warm,
I could cool it off with a little ice. Huh?
1001
01:09:10,410 --> 01:09:12,570
Excuse me.
1002
01:09:16,410 --> 01:09:18,410
Coach Roy's phone.
1003
01:09:18,520 --> 01:09:23,280
- Roy?
- This is his representative, Tim Fink.
Roy's in a meeting.
1004
01:09:23,390 --> 01:09:26,380
A meeting? But he has
a championship game today.
1005
01:09:26,490 --> 01:09:30,760
Right. With the, uh, Smugglers.
Yeah. Well, he's in the N.C.B.A. review.
1006
01:09:30,860 --> 01:09:33,990
Well, can you get him out of the meeting
with the N.C.B.A?
1007
01:09:34,100 --> 01:09:36,290
Uh, okay.
Just hang on one sec.
1008
01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:39,460
I'm not gonna do that. He's got
his career to think about. And mine.
1009
01:09:39,570 --> 01:09:43,670
This is way more important than some kids
playing with Fuzzies and Goggles.
1010
01:09:43,780 --> 01:09:47,610
Well, can you tell him that he's
a huge disappointment to me...
1011
01:09:47,710 --> 01:09:49,610
to my son, the Fuzzies,
the Goggles...
1012
01:09:49,710 --> 01:09:52,770
and everybody else
who thought he actually cared?
1013
01:09:52,880 --> 01:09:56,910
Huge disappointment...
you and son.
1014
01:09:57,020 --> 01:09:59,420
Got it. And, uh,
your name is, sweetheart?
1015
01:09:59,520 --> 01:10:03,360
You want my name?
Listen real close.
1016
01:10:10,770 --> 01:10:13,670
Sit down. Sit down, Roy. Sorry to keep you waiting.
1017
01:10:13,770 --> 01:10:18,800
I just want to be the first to say
about the whole banning thing- My bad.
1018
01:10:18,910 --> 01:10:22,540
Those kids of yours are getting
more press than Polytech itself.
1019
01:10:22,650 --> 01:10:27,210
Hey, well, you know, I'm just glad
we could put a few wins under our belts.
1020
01:10:27,320 --> 01:10:29,340
It just feels nice to
give back to the community.
1021
01:10:29,450 --> 01:10:34,480
Yeah, right. Uh, you got your job back, Roy.
You can drop the P.R. routine.
1022
01:10:34,590 --> 01:10:39,050
That was brilliant the way youused those kids. Nice going.
1023
01:10:39,160 --> 01:10:43,330
You just have to sign here, Coach,
and you get your old life back.
1024
01:10:52,680 --> 01:10:56,700
You know, these kids, man...
1025
01:10:56,820 --> 01:10:58,810
they really
taught me a lot.
1026
01:10:58,920 --> 01:11:03,220
And they've made me a better coach. Better than I ever was.
1027
01:11:03,320 --> 01:11:05,650
Uh, uh, I think I see
where this is going.
1028
01:11:05,760 --> 01:11:08,890
I swear to you, Roy,we're giving you everything you want.
1029
01:11:08,990 --> 01:11:12,360
Nah, nah. I don't-
I don't think you know what I mean.
1030
01:11:12,460 --> 01:11:14,400
Listen. Look,
thanks for the offer, man...
1031
01:11:14,500 --> 01:11:17,590
but I already got a team.
1032
01:11:17,700 --> 01:11:20,540
I'm the coach, man,
of the Mount Vernon Smelters.
1033
01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:23,200
And I'm proud of that.
Okay?
1034
01:11:23,310 --> 01:11:25,170
Are you out of your mind?
1035
01:11:25,280 --> 01:11:28,250
No. I'm not out of my mind.
1036
01:11:28,350 --> 01:11:33,650
I found a group of kids that love the game
of basketball the way I loved basketball.
1037
01:11:33,750 --> 01:11:36,740
You know?
So damn the fame, man.
1038
01:11:36,860 --> 01:11:39,920
You know, I don't care nothin'
about the year's supply of deodorant.
1039
01:11:40,030 --> 01:11:42,390
I just want to have fun
and teach these kids, man.
1040
01:11:42,490 --> 01:11:46,520
So, thank you very much.
I have a team to go coach.
1041
01:11:46,630 --> 01:11:50,590
We're in the finals,
and you're making me late.
1042
01:11:52,840 --> 01:11:55,430
Wish me luck, will you?
1043
01:11:57,680 --> 01:11:59,770
Roy! How'd we do?
1044
01:11:59,880 --> 01:12:04,280
It's rush hour. You're never gonna make it
across town. Okay. Let me get my stuff.
1045
01:12:13,060 --> 01:12:17,320
- You got to get back on "D."
- What? You don't tell me what to do.
1046
01:12:17,430 --> 01:12:20,400
You are not our coach!
1047
01:12:21,430 --> 01:12:23,960
We don't have one.
1048
01:12:33,450 --> 01:12:36,610
Yes!
1049
01:12:42,920 --> 01:12:45,650
Oh.
1050
01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:48,350
Blocking foul.
Smelter.
1051
01:12:52,630 --> 01:12:56,500
"Late" Carl once again making
a disappointing call against the Smelters.
1052
01:12:56,600 --> 01:12:59,830
You gotta wonder if the league brass
pressured him to keep this game close.
1053
01:13:05,380 --> 01:13:07,310
- Oh, my God, he's here.
- Coach Roy!
1054
01:13:07,410 --> 01:13:09,380
I thought you
got your team back.
1055
01:13:09,480 --> 01:13:12,350
This is my team, baby.
1056
01:13:13,990 --> 01:13:17,550
Whoa! Whoa!
1057
01:13:17,660 --> 01:13:19,680
Yeah!
1058
01:13:19,790 --> 01:13:21,690
I was so right about you.
1059
01:13:21,790 --> 01:13:24,230
I mean, before, when I told you
you were an egomaniac.
1060
01:13:24,330 --> 01:13:26,960
'Cause no, not last night.
Last night I was wrong.
1061
01:13:28,730 --> 01:13:30,630
Oh.
1062
01:13:32,240 --> 01:13:35,570
But you came back.
Okay, never mind the message. Bye.
1063
01:13:35,670 --> 01:13:37,570
Yes!
1064
01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:40,910
Hey, Carl.
Delay of game. Let's go!
1065
01:13:41,010 --> 01:13:43,500
Time out!
1066
01:13:43,620 --> 01:13:45,910
All right. Listen up.
This is important.
1067
01:13:46,020 --> 01:13:49,890
- Ralph, how many quarters did you play?
- Two.
1068
01:13:49,990 --> 01:13:53,390
- How many times did you puke?
- None.
1069
01:13:53,490 --> 01:13:55,550
You're a regular Michael Jordan.
1070
01:13:55,660 --> 01:13:58,220
Big Mac.
1071
01:13:58,330 --> 01:14:01,770
I'm proud of you. Congratulations.
Passing math. Give her a round of applause.
1072
01:14:01,870 --> 01:14:04,530
Yeah.
1073
01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:08,660
You even got Keith passin'. He's actually
coming out on the court and passin' the ball.
1074
01:14:08,770 --> 01:14:12,230
You. Big Wes.
1075
01:14:12,340 --> 01:14:15,780
Yes. The ladies' man!
1076
01:14:15,880 --> 01:14:21,220
Uh, hey, keep doin' your thing.
Big center, right?
1077
01:14:21,320 --> 01:14:24,380
Fuzzy. Man,
that defense thing you doin'?
1078
01:14:24,490 --> 01:14:26,580
I'm loving that.
That's what wins games.
1079
01:14:26,690 --> 01:14:28,920
- You feel me?
- Yeah.
1080
01:14:29,030 --> 01:14:33,360
And look, guys, no matter whatthe scoreboard says, you are all winners.
1081
01:14:33,470 --> 01:14:35,400
Have fun, all right?
1082
01:14:35,500 --> 01:14:38,530
I love this game,and I know you do.
1083
01:14:38,640 --> 01:14:41,570
So go out here and crush them,
and have fun doin' it.
1084
01:14:41,670 --> 01:14:44,200
"Smelters" on three.
1085
01:14:44,310 --> 01:14:47,040
- Yeah!
- Let's do this!
1086
01:14:47,150 --> 01:14:50,380
One, two, three!
Smelters!
1087
01:14:50,480 --> 01:14:51,930
Yeah!
1088
01:14:51,970 --> 01:14:53,380
Yeah!
1089
01:15:04,100 --> 01:15:06,220
Hey, hey, hey.
1090
01:15:27,950 --> 01:15:30,050
Yes!
1091
01:15:42,770 --> 01:15:44,930
The team is in the zone.
1092
01:15:45,040 --> 01:15:47,660
They have blown their old
per-game averages out of the water.
1093
01:15:47,770 --> 01:15:49,670
- Even Ralph scored?
- No.
1094
01:15:49,770 --> 01:15:53,010
But he's keeping his hands up.
Go, Ralph!
1095
01:15:53,110 --> 01:15:55,240
- Go. Way to go.
- Go, Ralph!
1096
01:16:02,050 --> 01:16:04,320
Jump in his 12:00!
1097
01:16:05,120 --> 01:16:07,490
Jump in his 12:00!
1098
01:16:10,560 --> 01:16:13,360
Hey, hey, hey.
Earth to Carl.
1099
01:16:13,460 --> 01:16:16,800
Earth to Carl. You gonna call that?
1100
01:16:22,740 --> 01:16:25,400
Offensive charge.
1101
01:16:25,510 --> 01:16:28,500
Oh! You've
got to be kidding me!
1102
01:16:35,190 --> 01:16:38,050
Just wanna say
you doing a real good job.
1103
01:16:38,160 --> 01:16:44,100
Yeah, I know.
But it's still nice to hear it once in a while.
1104
01:16:44,200 --> 01:16:46,930
I just read this book saying you should
give yourself pats on the back.
1105
01:16:47,030 --> 01:16:50,260
Daddy never gave me
those pats I needed. He never-
1106
01:16:50,370 --> 01:16:52,770
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
1107
01:16:52,870 --> 01:16:57,360
This guy's as blind as my dead grandma,
twice as slow!
1108
01:16:57,480 --> 01:16:59,770
Why don't you just relax?
It's just a game.
1109
01:16:59,880 --> 01:17:03,110
Oh, yeah. It's just a game?
This is the state championships!
1110
01:17:03,210 --> 01:17:06,410
Slap him with a "T," idiot,
or go back to Foot Locker.
1111
01:17:06,520 --> 01:17:10,890
I got a technical. Smelters shoot two.
1112
01:17:10,990 --> 01:17:12,890
I'm doing good.
1113
01:17:12,990 --> 01:17:14,750
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
1114
01:17:14,860 --> 01:17:17,690
- Yes! Yes!
- Yes!
1115
01:17:23,530 --> 01:17:26,200
Two shots.
1116
01:17:39,750 --> 01:17:42,380
One shot.
1117
01:17:56,370 --> 01:17:59,340
Time out.
1118
01:17:59,440 --> 01:18:01,770
Come here.
1119
01:18:01,870 --> 01:18:05,600
All right.
Here we go, guys. Listen.
1120
01:18:05,710 --> 01:18:08,110
Communicate out there, okay?
1121
01:18:08,210 --> 01:18:10,910
Work together as a team.
1122
01:18:11,020 --> 01:18:13,680
The other thing I want to say was,
next year...
1123
01:18:13,790 --> 01:18:19,350
- I'll be back to take you all
to the championships.
1124
01:18:19,460 --> 01:18:23,260
That's right. Now, "Smelters" on three.
Stop playin'.
1125
01:18:23,360 --> 01:18:26,800
One, two, three. Smelters!
1126
01:18:26,900 --> 01:18:29,030
Keith, you're the captain.
1127
01:18:29,130 --> 01:18:31,070
I know, I know.
Pass it, pass it.
1128
01:18:31,170 --> 01:18:33,070
No, I wasn't gonna say that.
1129
01:18:33,170 --> 01:18:36,140
I want you to trust yourself.
That's what I was gonna say.
1130
01:18:36,240 --> 01:18:39,070
Trust yourself.
Do your thing.
1131
01:18:51,720 --> 01:18:53,620
Yes! Ooh!
1132
01:19:06,840 --> 01:19:09,310
No!
1133
01:19:24,420 --> 01:19:27,190
- Foul! Smelters shoot two.
- Yeah.
1134
01:19:27,290 --> 01:19:29,490
Yes! Yes!
1135
01:19:29,590 --> 01:19:30,820
Yes.
1136
01:19:34,570 --> 01:19:36,690
Hey, hey. You can't-
1137
01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:39,240
You can't blow the whistle
when the game is over!
1138
01:19:39,340 --> 01:19:42,240
But I just did do that!
1139
01:19:42,340 --> 01:19:46,400
No one tells me what to do. I'm an
authority figure. You better step back there.
1140
01:19:48,310 --> 01:19:50,640
Two shots.
1141
01:20:06,630 --> 01:20:09,000
- Yeah!
- Yes!
1142
01:20:09,100 --> 01:20:11,430
Oh, hell.
1143
01:20:14,710 --> 01:20:16,800
Whoo!
1144
01:20:19,040 --> 01:20:21,710
One shot.
1145
01:20:37,090 --> 01:20:38,790
Yeah! Whoo!
1146
01:20:43,870 --> 01:20:45,800
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
1147
01:20:51,880 --> 01:20:53,780
Yeah! Number one, baby!
1148
01:20:53,880 --> 01:20:56,110
Roy!
1149
01:20:57,980 --> 01:21:00,140
Hey, listen, um...
1150
01:21:00,250 --> 01:21:03,910
there's a message on your machine
that I want to talk about.
1151
01:21:04,020 --> 01:21:08,390
- What did it say?
- Well, basically, in my own words...
1152
01:21:08,490 --> 01:21:11,390
- Yeah.
- this.
1153
01:21:12,430 --> 01:21:14,800
Oh, wow.
1154
01:21:16,300 --> 01:21:18,170
You know what you said about me?
1155
01:21:18,270 --> 01:21:22,600
- Mm-hmm.
- You were right. You were dead on.
1156
01:21:22,710 --> 01:21:24,610
What can I say?
I'm a teacher.
1157
01:21:24,710 --> 01:21:26,610
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
1158
01:22:26,610 --> 01:22:29,410
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