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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,860 --> 00:00:35,800 Okay, Roy McCormick fan or not, you gotta admit, the guy is a Cinderella story. 2 00:00:35,900 --> 00:00:39,200 He grows up without two nickels to rub together, and look at him now. 3 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:41,430 He's led Ohio Polytech to three championships. 4 00:00:41,540 --> 00:00:44,630 He is one of the best coaches in college basketball. 5 00:00:44,740 --> 00:00:46,640 And he's also the best paid, but let's be realistic. 6 00:00:46,740 --> 00:00:49,440 Coach Roy has not won in, what, forever. 7 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:02,120 In my opinion, he's more interested in endorsements than winning basketball games. 8 00:01:02,220 --> 00:01:04,850 It's that simple. 9 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:10,450 Hey! Hi. I'm Coach Roy. 10 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:12,730 When I get hot under the collar... 11 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:15,000 I cool off with Cool Breeze. 12 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:36,650 See, Coach Roy is slippin', because right now... 13 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:39,820 his best statistic on the season- eight technical fouls in his last eight games. 14 00:01:39,930 --> 00:01:41,760 That's hardly championship coaching. 15 00:01:41,860 --> 00:01:45,100 You ate eight hamburgers at lunch. 16 00:02:00,180 --> 00:02:03,170 Look, the fact is this. Roy has lost touch with the fundamentals... 17 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:05,280 and he's also lost touch with his team. 18 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:11,150 Y'all can take some pictures, but I'm not gonna be able to sign any autographs right now. 19 00:02:11,260 --> 00:02:13,750 As you can see, I'm very busy. 20 00:02:13,860 --> 00:02:17,030 Roy better get his stuff together, because otherwise, he'll be coaching at DeVry. 21 00:02:17,130 --> 00:02:19,190 And they don't even have a basketball team. 22 00:02:19,300 --> 00:02:21,060 And that's the joke, see? 23 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:47,700 Okay, guys, real important game today. 24 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:49,730 I need you to be 100%. 25 00:02:49,830 --> 00:02:53,930 Unfortunately, I can't be there. I'm doin' a photo shoot for Details magazine. 26 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:58,170 It's gonna run late. I'll be there at halftime, and you'd better not lose... 27 00:02:58,270 --> 00:03:00,610 because losing makes me look bad. 28 00:04:00,270 --> 00:04:02,360 Coach Roy cannot be happy right now, Jack. 29 00:04:02,470 --> 00:04:05,570 His team has a lot of work to do, and not much time to do it. 30 00:04:05,670 --> 00:04:08,300 It is crunch time. This is where we're gonna find out... 31 00:04:08,410 --> 00:04:10,400 what these two teams and their coaches are really made of. 32 00:04:12,450 --> 00:04:14,850 What are you callin'? 33 00:04:14,950 --> 00:04:19,150 What are you callin', Earl? Earl, what is that? What is that? 34 00:04:19,260 --> 00:04:22,160 Keep it up, Roy. Just one more word. 35 00:04:22,260 --> 00:04:26,060 Hey, Coach, this is my nest! This is my nest! 36 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:30,190 You need to do an endorsement for Altoids. Your breath is humming! 37 00:04:30,300 --> 00:04:32,770 Hey, clown. 38 00:04:32,870 --> 00:04:36,500 You keep runnin' your mouth, I'm gonna come over there and rearrange your beak. 39 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:39,370 You talkin' smack? You talkin' smack, huh? You talkin' smack? 40 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:41,030 Shut up. 41 00:04:45,980 --> 00:04:47,920 - No basket. - What? 42 00:04:48,020 --> 00:04:51,040 Why don't we play jacks? 'Cause we're not playin' basketball. 43 00:04:51,150 --> 00:04:53,850 Technical foul, Coach Roy. 44 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,020 I- I was way over there! 45 00:04:56,130 --> 00:04:58,030 That's two. You're out of here! 46 00:04:58,130 --> 00:05:00,430 - Just because- Did I do this? - Don't touch my whistle. 47 00:05:00,530 --> 00:05:02,430 Did I do that? Did I do that? 48 00:05:02,530 --> 00:05:04,800 - That's why you give me a tech! - Hit the showers. 49 00:05:04,900 --> 00:05:06,960 No, you hit the showers, Earl! You hit the showers! 50 00:05:07,070 --> 00:05:08,970 I'm not hittin' no showers! 51 00:05:09,070 --> 00:05:13,130 Yeah! Kick him out! Kick him out! 52 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:15,770 Y'all didn't even ask me what went on. Y'all just snatched me. 53 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:18,710 You know what? 54 00:05:18,810 --> 00:05:21,370 Victor? 55 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:24,880 Coach Roy killed Victor! 56 00:05:24,990 --> 00:05:29,150 You're crazy! 57 00:05:29,260 --> 00:05:31,750 Victor? Victor? 58 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:43,840 I feel bad. I feel real bad. 59 00:05:43,940 --> 00:05:45,840 You know... 60 00:05:45,940 --> 00:05:48,410 out there havin' temper tantrums and arguin' with the refs. 61 00:05:48,510 --> 00:05:50,640 Man, I should know better than that. 62 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:53,650 You represent everything that's wrong with college sports today. 63 00:05:53,750 --> 00:05:56,910 You don't care about the players. You don't care about the game. 64 00:05:57,020 --> 00:05:59,650 If things don't go your way, you explode like a spoiled child. 65 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,590 Look, if you're gonna fine me, fine me, man. 66 00:06:01,690 --> 00:06:03,850 How much? 'Cause I ain't got all day. 67 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:06,450 It's time for me to bounce. What's happenin'? 68 00:06:07,860 --> 00:06:10,300 It is with such pleasure that I say... 69 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:12,460 that you, Roy McCormick... 70 00:06:12,570 --> 00:06:16,770 that you're officially banned from coaching in the N.C.B.A. for the remainder of your life. 71 00:06:20,010 --> 00:06:22,810 You bannin' me, huh? Yeah. Okay. 72 00:06:22,910 --> 00:06:25,310 I been here longer than all y'all. 73 00:06:25,410 --> 00:06:29,150 You forgot about the three championships I won, didn't you, Mr. Vice President? Huh? 74 00:06:29,250 --> 00:06:33,310 And now you wanna ban me? No, I'm bannin' you. I'm bannin' you for life. 75 00:06:33,420 --> 00:06:36,690 - Can he ban us? - Of course not! Stand up straight. 76 00:06:36,790 --> 00:06:40,630 Excuse me, gentlemen. "Prior to a lifetime ban... 77 00:06:40,730 --> 00:06:44,060 "offending coach must be granted an opportunity to demonstrate compliance. 78 00:06:44,170 --> 00:06:47,190 "If offending coach completes the remainder of the season without any infractions- 79 00:06:47,300 --> 00:06:49,960 "ejections, criminal malfeasance, etcetera- 80 00:06:50,070 --> 00:06:52,270 he must be readmitted on a probationary basis. " 81 00:06:52,370 --> 00:06:56,400 In short, you gotta give Roy one last chance to prove himself. 82 00:06:56,510 --> 00:06:59,540 Yes, but it doesn't say I have to let him coach out the rest of the year... 83 00:06:59,650 --> 00:07:02,240 in my league. 84 00:07:02,350 --> 00:07:06,410 Watch your temper, Roy. Good luck finding another team. 85 00:07:08,620 --> 00:07:10,520 We should go. 86 00:07:16,370 --> 00:07:18,730 And then, I'm gonna smash the guitar. 87 00:07:18,830 --> 00:07:21,600 Good, 'cause if you don't, I will. 88 00:07:21,700 --> 00:07:24,040 Dad call? 89 00:07:24,140 --> 00:07:26,070 He comin' to this game? 90 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:30,780 Keep practicin', okay? 91 00:07:41,790 --> 00:07:43,690 Come on. We're late. 92 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:48,190 Hey, hold it. Hold it. 93 00:07:49,830 --> 00:07:51,730 Okay, look. I would love to tell you... 94 00:07:51,830 --> 00:07:54,700 that everybody you meet in this life was gonna be great... 95 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:57,000 and you could always count on those people. 96 00:07:57,110 --> 00:08:01,910 That'd be a lie. Your dad's not a part of our lives anymore, all right? 97 00:08:02,010 --> 00:08:05,410 But I got your back, and I'm gonna keep havin' your back. 98 00:08:05,510 --> 00:08:07,410 So before you go givin' up on this world... 99 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:11,250 you need to wait till you're about 18 like everybody else, all right? 100 00:08:11,350 --> 00:08:15,550 Mom, if you're so smart, how'd you end up with Dad in the first place? 101 00:08:16,990 --> 00:08:19,550 Okay, you know what? You're too smart for your own good. 102 00:08:19,660 --> 00:08:21,820 - I'll see you at the tip-off. - All right, Mom. 103 00:08:24,570 --> 00:08:28,160 Because if I hadn't, I- I wouldn't have had you. 104 00:08:28,270 --> 00:08:31,000 Keith? 105 00:08:31,110 --> 00:08:34,010 I wouldn't have had you. 106 00:08:34,110 --> 00:08:37,940 I always think of the good mom stuff after he's gone. Crazy. 107 00:08:58,870 --> 00:09:01,200 It's game day here at Mount Vernon. 108 00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:03,860 Let's take a moment to review the Smelters' starting lineup. 109 00:09:03,970 --> 00:09:06,460 First off, we have Keith Ellis. 110 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:09,510 Now, everyone knows Keith Ellis is the best player on the team, including Keith. 111 00:09:09,610 --> 00:09:11,940 At power forward is One Love. 112 00:09:12,050 --> 00:09:15,450 Okay, now, the only thing One Love loves more than playing basketball... 113 00:09:15,550 --> 00:09:17,450 is his shoes, um... 114 00:09:17,550 --> 00:09:19,950 his hair, his image, and his shoes again. 115 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,080 At point guard, we've got Ralph. 116 00:09:22,190 --> 00:09:24,090 The kid has got four older brothers, okay? 117 00:09:24,190 --> 00:09:26,090 All of them were all-star athletes. 118 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:29,530 I mean, the pressure to succeed is tremendous. 119 00:09:29,630 --> 00:09:32,690 Returning as small forward is the player with the best attitude... 120 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:34,700 and the worst vision. 121 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:38,970 Last year, he held the record for the most balls to the face. 122 00:09:39,070 --> 00:09:42,740 - Luckily, this year, he has a solution. - And a new nickname, Annie. 123 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:44,740 Everyone's callin' the kid Goggles. 124 00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:47,210 Rounding out the starting five is Fuzzy. 125 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,550 Now, we have high expectations for the kid. 126 00:09:49,650 --> 00:09:53,310 I mean, word on the street is that he's been bulking up... 127 00:09:53,420 --> 00:09:56,190 specifically for this season. 128 00:09:58,490 --> 00:10:02,900 And, of course, the coach of our intrepid team and home ec teacher... 129 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,900 Mr. Newirth. 130 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:08,270 While he's never coached before or even played the game of basketball... 131 00:10:08,370 --> 00:10:12,070 he proved to the administration he was exactly what they were looking for. 132 00:10:12,170 --> 00:10:14,140 Oh, yeah? How? 133 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:16,970 - He volunteered for the job. - Okay. 134 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:19,170 Get a shoe contract yet, One Love? 135 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:21,980 - Not yet. - Bam! 136 00:10:24,650 --> 00:10:26,550 Your deal. 137 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:29,680 Court's free. You little guys wanna warm up? 138 00:10:29,790 --> 00:10:31,450 What for? 139 00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:33,860 Want a cookie? 140 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:36,450 - You spit on this? - No. 141 00:10:36,570 --> 00:10:40,400 - All right. - Game nine, and the pressure is on. 142 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:43,530 But you couldn't tell by looking at the calm, confident faces of the Smelters... 143 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:45,970 easily the best 0-8 team in the league... 144 00:10:46,070 --> 00:10:48,700 hungry to avenge their nail-biting loss last week. 145 00:10:48,810 --> 00:10:51,010 86 to zero. 146 00:10:51,110 --> 00:10:56,110 In which the Smelters were subjected to several hundred bad calls. 147 00:10:57,650 --> 00:10:59,620 Break! 148 00:11:34,590 --> 00:11:36,610 Okay. 149 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:44,260 One Love's cutting! One Love's open! 150 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,700 One Love is open! 151 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:49,830 One Love has the ball! 152 00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:58,000 Here! Pass it! Right here, Keith! Right here! 153 00:11:58,110 --> 00:12:01,280 Keith! 154 00:12:06,790 --> 00:12:08,720 - Man, what's he doing? - I don't know. 155 00:12:25,810 --> 00:12:30,040 Man, if we had Coach Roy, we'd never lose. 156 00:12:35,350 --> 00:12:38,010 - Touchdown! - Oh, here's the- 157 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,050 Ow! 158 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:44,060 All right, our next guest... 159 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:47,090 is looking to get back into the game he loves, and this time... 160 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,100 he promises not to ruffle any more feathers. 161 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,500 - Aw! - Please welcome the former head coach at Ohio Polytech... 162 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:54,690 Roy McCormick! 163 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:57,330 - Hey! - How are ya? 164 00:12:57,440 --> 00:13:01,030 Roy, you're a man of your word. You said you'd come on the show when you were available. 165 00:13:01,140 --> 00:13:03,980 And, brother, you are really available now. 166 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:07,110 Well, you know, I'm weighin' my options. I'm a free agent, baby. 167 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:10,340 My fans! 168 00:13:10,450 --> 00:13:13,890 Word on the street is you couldn't get a job right now fielding sheep. 169 00:13:13,990 --> 00:13:16,290 Whoa! 170 00:13:16,390 --> 00:13:20,620 Look, I wanna go somewhere where- where the desire to win is just great, you know. 171 00:13:20,730 --> 00:13:24,560 'Cause y'all know I'm a winner, and I- I kind of wanna go back to my roots. 172 00:13:24,670 --> 00:13:27,930 - That's what I want. - You're a winner! He's a winner, folks! 173 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:30,300 - That's right. - Come with me. 174 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,740 Come on. I got a plan. Come on. 175 00:13:52,860 --> 00:13:55,230 - Anything yet? - It's ringing. 176 00:13:55,330 --> 00:13:57,230 - There? - Mm-hmm. 177 00:13:57,330 --> 00:13:59,700 - I'll get it. Stay. - Whatever. 178 00:14:05,340 --> 00:14:07,000 Man, this is a junior high. 179 00:14:07,110 --> 00:14:11,140 I won three N.C.B.A. championships. I mean, what do I gotta do? 180 00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:14,910 Roy, don't you see it? It's perfect. It's your old school. 181 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:18,180 Look, we accept their offer. 182 00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:21,190 You work with these kids for a week. They get a huge thrill out of it. 183 00:14:21,290 --> 00:14:23,520 Duh! You look like a saint... 184 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:27,320 and we get free P.R., which, no offense, Roy, we desperately need. 185 00:14:27,430 --> 00:14:31,490 In the meantime, it'll give me a chance to land us a solid job offer. 186 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:34,870 - What offers do we have now? - Hmm? 187 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:39,470 Doreen, this is the supplemental budget. 188 00:14:39,570 --> 00:14:41,470 Could you get me the full budget, please? 189 00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:43,670 Hon, that is the full budget. 190 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:54,610 Tim Fink, principal partner, the Fink Agency. "Fink fast!" 191 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:58,020 Yeah. Mary Walsh... 192 00:14:58,130 --> 00:15:00,290 principal, Mount Vernon Junior H- 193 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,090 Whoo! Whoa! Wow! Okay, it's Coach Roy. 194 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,830 Coach Roy is in the house. 195 00:15:05,930 --> 00:15:07,990 Coach Roy is here. It's my house. 196 00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:10,540 All right. Well, then, gentlemen- Uh-oh! 197 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:14,010 Community service? Did you get arrested for something? 198 00:15:14,110 --> 00:15:17,810 We get more great sports guys that way. 199 00:15:17,910 --> 00:15:19,900 We're here to accept your offer. 200 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:24,650 Yea! No idea what you're talking about. 201 00:15:25,820 --> 00:15:28,580 Your offer. 202 00:15:28,690 --> 00:15:30,850 Mm-hmm. Oh, my. 203 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:34,490 Oh, my goodness. I- 204 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,660 Just- 205 00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:40,070 S- Spelling error. 206 00:15:40,170 --> 00:15:44,100 So you're telling me that Roy McCormick... 207 00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:46,770 wants to coach here? 208 00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:51,280 Am I gettin' Punk'd? 209 00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:53,280 Roy's gonna work with your team. 210 00:15:53,380 --> 00:15:55,410 They're gonna be coached by the best of the best... 211 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:59,110 for absolutely- wait for it- no charge. 212 00:15:59,220 --> 00:16:01,650 Yeah, I wanna give back to the community. 213 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:05,920 You know, here's where I found my first true love, which is basketball. 214 00:16:06,030 --> 00:16:09,090 Well, teamwork. So I guess that's two loves. 215 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,300 - Two loves. - Mm-hmm. 216 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:15,200 That was very inspiring, Coach. 217 00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:18,430 Well, uh, gosh, gentlemen. 218 00:16:18,540 --> 00:16:20,510 I guess- 219 00:16:21,610 --> 00:16:23,580 Follow me. 220 00:16:24,710 --> 00:16:27,150 People. Apparently... 221 00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:30,710 some of you have tried to circumvent school policy... 222 00:16:30,820 --> 00:16:33,480 and hire a new head coach on your own. 223 00:16:33,590 --> 00:16:36,890 Well, I'm impressed. 224 00:16:36,990 --> 00:16:39,460 Without further ado, please welcome your new head coach. 225 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,670 Wow. 226 00:16:55,780 --> 00:16:58,470 They're really short. 227 00:16:58,580 --> 00:17:01,240 Yeah, they're 13. 228 00:17:01,350 --> 00:17:04,010 All right, well, good luck, kids. 229 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:06,020 And, uh, behave yourself. 230 00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:08,280 Oh, we will. 231 00:17:10,060 --> 00:17:12,320 I was talking to him. 232 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:22,030 Coach Roy, I'm a big fan. I've seen all your commercials. 233 00:17:22,140 --> 00:17:24,160 A couple things I should warn you about. 234 00:17:24,270 --> 00:17:28,170 Ralph here, for instance, when he gets nervous, he pukes. 235 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:31,140 - You my assistant head coach? - Real honor working with you. 236 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:35,710 Yeah, I appreciate it. Well, uh, why don't you run and fetch me a patty melt? 237 00:17:35,820 --> 00:17:39,620 Maybe one with your arms around the kids having fun? 238 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:43,120 Yeah, sure thing. 239 00:17:43,220 --> 00:17:46,190 Huh? Got it? That's right. 240 00:17:46,290 --> 00:17:49,020 Y'all look basketball style. 241 00:17:49,130 --> 00:17:51,690 - We're never gonna lose again. - Yeah. 242 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,700 One Love's definitely on the way to getting a shoe contract now. 243 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:58,400 - Yeah! - How you feeling, Ralph? 244 00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:00,800 Oh! 245 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,540 Oh! Priceless. 246 00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:06,670 Y'all run some drills. All right? 247 00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:09,650 I'm gonna try to get this guck off my shoe. 248 00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:12,190 Excuse me, Mr. Photographer. 249 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:16,050 - We don't know any drills. - Or have any skills. 250 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:19,350 We'll just have to make some up then. Come on. 251 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:26,070 Okay, great drill. Let's run our passing drill now. 252 00:18:26,170 --> 00:18:28,500 Come on. 253 00:18:34,610 --> 00:18:37,270 Let's step it up. 254 00:18:37,380 --> 00:18:39,870 I got it. I got it. 255 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:48,450 Yeah! 256 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,580 - Ooh! - Aah! 257 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,420 Mary, is it really a good idea? 258 00:18:57,530 --> 00:18:59,760 You know, Jeanie, you may find this hard to believe... 259 00:18:59,870 --> 00:19:02,740 but I don't get a lot of gifts here at Mount Vernon. 260 00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:05,930 I got no money. I got no resources. I got no nothin'. 261 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:08,070 Excuse me. That's a double negative. 262 00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:11,940 Bethanne, stick it where the sun don't not shine. 263 00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:17,640 So, when one of the best coaches in basketball wants to coach my kids for free... 264 00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:20,590 kids who, incidentally, are on their way to another no-win season... 265 00:19:20,690 --> 00:19:22,320 I'm not gonna say no. 266 00:19:22,420 --> 00:19:26,790 Besides, Coach Roy has never... 267 00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:28,950 hit a player. 268 00:19:29,060 --> 00:19:32,160 Oh, okay. Great, great. So that's the criteria? 269 00:19:32,270 --> 00:19:35,430 If he's never hit a kid, then he can work at Mount Vernon. 270 00:19:35,540 --> 00:19:37,940 Yeah, I know. But check it out. 271 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,270 If he steps out of line in any way... 272 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:44,280 all we have to do is call the N.C.B.A., and he's out of here. 273 00:19:44,380 --> 00:19:47,610 So I think he's gonna be on his best behavior. 274 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:52,020 Okay, how are you gonna run a school and monitor a madman? 275 00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:57,020 Well, Jeanie, I'm not. 276 00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:01,290 Uh-uh! No, no, no, no, no! I'm not either. 277 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,300 - Uh, uh, uh- - Yes, yes, yes, yes. 278 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:06,660 You go to all the games anyway. You could be my eyes and ears. 279 00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:10,670 Yeah. The minute you say he's out of line, he's gone. 280 00:20:10,770 --> 00:20:12,930 Come on. Girls, trust me. 281 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:16,200 Coach Roy is going to do wonders for this school. 282 00:20:16,310 --> 00:20:19,840 - Coach Roy has some issues- - Uh! 283 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:24,150 - that he needs to work- - Uh! 284 00:20:26,220 --> 00:20:28,850 a little bit... 285 00:20:30,890 --> 00:20:33,450 out. 286 00:20:36,330 --> 00:20:39,820 Stop. Stop. Stop. 287 00:20:44,940 --> 00:20:46,840 Dang! 288 00:20:46,940 --> 00:20:50,210 You really bleed a lot. High blood pressure. 289 00:20:50,310 --> 00:20:53,840 - Too much stress. - What's that? CK-One? 290 00:20:53,950 --> 00:20:56,920 - How much do they pay you to put that on your hankie? - Let me smell it. 291 00:20:57,020 --> 00:20:59,610 Look, I don't care how many titles he's won. 292 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:02,710 I don't care anything about that. I know his reputation. 293 00:21:02,820 --> 00:21:04,850 - Come on. Give him a chance. - For what? 294 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:08,090 He's got some problems, and if he touches my son- 295 00:21:11,830 --> 00:21:13,600 Stay away from my son! 296 00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:16,000 Mom, he didn't hit anybody. 297 00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:19,670 Yet. He just got here. Give him a chance. 298 00:21:19,770 --> 00:21:21,970 We hit him and barfed on him. 299 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,070 Plus, his Escalade got tagged. 300 00:21:24,180 --> 00:21:27,050 But he doesn't know that yet. 301 00:21:28,350 --> 00:21:30,250 Look, I'm sorry. 302 00:21:30,350 --> 00:21:34,620 My name is Jeanie, and it's just my son means a lot to me. 303 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:39,350 Look, uh- Excuse me. Miss Jeanie? 304 00:21:39,460 --> 00:21:41,760 Now, look, I know my reputation precedes me. 305 00:21:41,860 --> 00:21:45,090 But it's just rep, you know? It's not true. 306 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:48,570 Roy McCormick. Very nice to meet you. 307 00:21:48,670 --> 00:21:51,730 I know who you are. My son idolizes you. 308 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:55,240 Well, your son, he's-he's a good kid. 309 00:21:55,340 --> 00:21:57,870 I think he's gonna do big things in this game. 310 00:21:57,980 --> 00:22:00,740 - He's gonna be all right. - Well, that's good to know, because that's not my son. 311 00:22:00,850 --> 00:22:03,540 That's my son. 312 00:22:05,790 --> 00:22:09,480 He's gonna be good too, 'cause they-they run drills together, so- 313 00:22:09,590 --> 00:22:11,490 They kind of know the same drills. 314 00:22:11,590 --> 00:22:14,030 And, quite frankly, I don't like the way you treat your players. 315 00:22:14,130 --> 00:22:16,960 My son doesn't need some hotshot egomaniac... 316 00:22:17,070 --> 00:22:19,590 trying to tell him he's good, because he is good. 317 00:22:19,700 --> 00:22:22,360 Ma'am- Miss Jeanie, look, I swear... 318 00:22:22,470 --> 00:22:24,770 the only reason I'm here is-is to help these kids. 319 00:22:24,870 --> 00:22:29,640 I wouldn't do anything to hurt 'em. Now, that temper tantrum thing is long gone. 320 00:22:29,740 --> 00:22:31,800 Well, it was nice meeting you. 321 00:22:31,910 --> 00:22:34,180 Very nice meetin' you. 322 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:39,240 If you don't mind, maybe I can call you sometime or somethin'? 323 00:22:39,350 --> 00:22:41,520 I don't think so. 324 00:22:44,890 --> 00:22:46,990 Dude, Roy's checking out your mom. 325 00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:49,150 He ain't lyin'. 326 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:57,040 Coach Roy, what's it like coming back to coach at your old school? 327 00:22:57,140 --> 00:22:59,940 It's a'ight, you know, and, you know- 328 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:02,340 I grew up in the mean streets- the suburbs. 329 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:06,380 Okay? I had one dream, and that was to get out... 330 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:09,610 not end up here like these losers... 331 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:14,310 who, I guess, I would love to give back to. 332 00:23:14,420 --> 00:23:19,490 For such a great coach, he really doesn't do much, does he? 333 00:23:19,590 --> 00:23:21,490 No. 334 00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:47,390 - There's a game today? - That's why we're in uniform. 335 00:23:47,490 --> 00:23:49,510 Oh, how the mighty have fallen. 336 00:23:49,620 --> 00:23:52,020 You don't remember me, do you? 337 00:23:52,130 --> 00:23:54,220 I applied to be your assistant coach seven times. 338 00:23:54,330 --> 00:23:57,320 You said that I was too rigid. 339 00:23:57,430 --> 00:24:01,990 Turns out I wasn't so rigid, I couldn't lead the Vikings to nine state championships. 340 00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:05,560 Wow. I didn't know middle schools had state championships. 341 00:24:05,670 --> 00:24:08,770 Well, they do, and I won them nine times. 342 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:13,070 Nine times? Big kudos for ya. 343 00:24:15,180 --> 00:24:19,780 F.Y.I. The only kid you need to look out for on my team is my son, Larry Jr. 344 00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:24,550 All right, well, good luck, man. 345 00:24:24,660 --> 00:24:27,130 You're in my house! 346 00:24:27,230 --> 00:24:31,360 This is my world! You be in my world now! 347 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:34,560 No mercy. 348 00:24:34,670 --> 00:24:37,230 - One, two, three. - No mercy! 349 00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,210 Let's get some! 350 00:24:56,090 --> 00:25:00,890 Oh! Way downtown! Yeah! 351 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:04,160 One Love is cutting! One Love is open! 352 00:25:04,270 --> 00:25:08,830 One Love has the ball! One Love is shaking! One Love is baking! 353 00:25:08,940 --> 00:25:10,930 Aah! My shoe! 354 00:25:12,670 --> 00:25:15,940 Aren't you supposed to be doing something? 355 00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:19,570 Yeah, I'm thinking about what I'm gonna eat for lunch. You interested? 356 00:25:21,550 --> 00:25:24,920 - Keith, I'm open! - One Love is wide open! 357 00:25:25,020 --> 00:25:26,780 - Pass the ball! - Keith, One Love is open! 358 00:25:26,890 --> 00:25:30,760 Has your kid ever heard of passin'? 359 00:25:36,230 --> 00:25:38,930 We had position, ref! Where's the call? 360 00:25:40,470 --> 00:25:43,930 Charge! 361 00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:45,670 Oh! Thank you! 362 00:25:45,770 --> 00:25:48,330 Are you kiddin' me? That was 10 minutes ago. 363 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,930 Oh. 364 00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:53,410 That's our ref- "Late" Carl Freedburg. 365 00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:55,480 He's a good guy. He's a little slow on the whistle, though. 366 00:25:55,580 --> 00:25:58,880 - Keith, pass. - Time out! 367 00:25:58,990 --> 00:26:01,820 Come on, guys. Huddle up. Come on. Come on. Come on. 368 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:05,220 Listen, I don't mind you embarrassin' yourselves... 369 00:26:05,330 --> 00:26:07,660 'cause you're used to it, okay? 370 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:09,660 But now, you're startin' to embarrass me. 371 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,360 - What's your name? - My name's Keith. 372 00:26:12,470 --> 00:26:16,130 Keith, do you think you can, uh, try not to turn the ball over? 373 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,730 Guys, I need you to get out there and go to work, okay? 374 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:22,330 And try to keep it in single digits. Let's go, guys. Let's go! 375 00:26:26,810 --> 00:26:29,680 We wouldn't wanna humiliate him. 376 00:26:29,780 --> 00:26:31,720 That's a winning attitude. 377 00:26:34,620 --> 00:26:36,820 - Keith, the ball! - Hey. 378 00:26:39,290 --> 00:26:42,090 What is he doing? 379 00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:52,030 Two! Four! Six! Eight! Who do we appreciate? 380 00:26:52,140 --> 00:26:54,400 Smelters! 381 00:26:59,650 --> 00:27:02,620 A hockey-playing dog. 382 00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:05,780 What'll those Canadians think of next? Speaking of animal lovers... 383 00:27:05,890 --> 00:27:07,950 in a follow-up to a recent story... 384 00:27:08,060 --> 00:27:10,170 former N.C.B.A. madman Coach Roy McCormick lost his first game today... 385 00:27:10,210 --> 00:27:12,290 former N.C.B.A. madman Coach Roy McCormick lost his first game today... 386 00:27:12,390 --> 00:27:14,550 in the cutthroat middle school division! 387 00:27:14,660 --> 00:27:16,360 I swear to God. 388 00:27:16,460 --> 00:27:19,300 109 to nothing. For real! 389 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:22,890 He has to teach the kids fundamentals, things like which basket is ours. 390 00:27:25,010 --> 00:27:27,600 Yeah, like jump ball means that your team has gotta jump too. 391 00:27:27,710 --> 00:27:30,970 Look, Roy's gotta do a better job if he wants to coach again in the N.C.B.A. 392 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:33,410 It's that simple. 393 00:27:33,510 --> 00:27:35,810 Oh, sh- Oh! 394 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:37,610 Yeah. 395 00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:39,850 Roy? Fink. 396 00:27:39,950 --> 00:27:42,450 Uh, what the heck are you doin'? 397 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:46,250 Hey, man, what's the big deal, okay? It's middle school. Who cares? 398 00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:50,660 Who cares? That's what I said. But, you know, Roy, it made all the national news. 399 00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:54,390 And I had some solid job offers lined up, and now everyone's bailed on us. 400 00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:57,940 Look, nobody wants to hire... a loser. 401 00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:02,600 Look, you gotta win at least one game with these kids if you ever wanna work again. 402 00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:13,790 Oh, hi. Are you Mr. McCormick? 403 00:28:13,890 --> 00:28:15,980 I'm a big fan. Can I please have your autograph? 404 00:28:16,090 --> 00:28:18,960 Sure thing, young lady. 405 00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:22,800 Thank you. 406 00:28:26,100 --> 00:28:29,430 - Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's my car. - That was your car. 407 00:28:29,540 --> 00:28:31,660 It was part of your endorsement deal, and that's been terminated. 408 00:28:31,770 --> 00:28:33,870 Have a great day. I still think you're great. 409 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,870 I want my old life back. 410 00:28:39,580 --> 00:28:41,170 Ooh! 411 00:28:46,590 --> 00:28:48,990 Huddle up! 412 00:28:52,330 --> 00:28:54,230 Now, I'm gonna be honest with you. 413 00:28:54,330 --> 00:28:58,360 I can't afford to lose by triple digits again, or else I'm finished. 414 00:28:58,470 --> 00:29:02,660 So I've decided to teach you how to play the game of basketball. 415 00:29:02,770 --> 00:29:06,210 Yeah, the concept of dribbling, passing and scoring, okay? 416 00:29:06,310 --> 00:29:10,680 So playtime is over. And if you don't like it, the door is right there. 417 00:29:12,910 --> 00:29:15,940 Get back here! 418 00:29:17,490 --> 00:29:21,110 I'm gonna need some help. 419 00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:23,850 Unbelievable. 420 00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:25,890 Give me that! 421 00:29:25,990 --> 00:29:28,050 Get off me, boy! You want some too? 422 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:30,390 Unbelievable! 423 00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:32,730 - What? - She started it. 424 00:29:32,830 --> 00:29:35,930 - Shut up! - Go on. You're comin' with me. 425 00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,500 - Look who's in trouble again. - You got somethin' to say? 426 00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:41,970 Look, these ain't even allowed in school. Okay? 427 00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,870 You a natural. What's your name? 428 00:29:44,980 --> 00:29:46,880 - Big Mac. - Big Mac. 429 00:29:46,980 --> 00:29:49,110 - You're comin' with me, all right? - Oh, no. I'm not- No. 430 00:29:49,220 --> 00:29:51,120 I'm not goin' to detention. 431 00:29:51,220 --> 00:29:53,410 It's more like a work release program. 432 00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:56,250 All right? Trust me. Suit up. 433 00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:58,660 Come on. Come on, Big Mac. Suit up. 434 00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:00,730 Trust me. 435 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:13,700 Whoa. Yao Ming, wait up. 436 00:30:19,050 --> 00:30:21,540 - What a dork. - Sorry. 437 00:30:23,020 --> 00:30:24,920 - Hey- - Excuse me. 438 00:30:25,020 --> 00:30:28,320 - Can I help you? - I just wanted to talk to one of your players. 439 00:30:28,420 --> 00:30:30,950 "Players"? These are my students. 440 00:30:31,060 --> 00:30:33,620 And, no, while Wes is in my class, you can't speak to him. 441 00:30:36,700 --> 00:30:38,600 I'll come back later, okay? 442 00:30:38,700 --> 00:30:42,140 Look. Wes is really shy, okay? 443 00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:45,800 And he's not into sports, and he really doesn't need to be pushed around by your type. 444 00:30:45,910 --> 00:30:47,170 - My type? - Mm-hmm. 445 00:30:47,270 --> 00:30:49,170 What's my type, since you know me? What's my type? 446 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:50,800 A bully. 447 00:30:50,910 --> 00:30:55,250 A stubborn, spoiled, always-gets-his-way bully. 448 00:30:55,350 --> 00:30:57,870 You're good. 449 00:30:57,990 --> 00:30:59,890 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 450 00:30:59,990 --> 00:31:02,650 I'll come back after class. 451 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:08,290 But I do gotta ask somethin'. Look, son, you like basketball? 452 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:11,990 Um, I'm not very coordinated. 453 00:31:12,100 --> 00:31:14,260 Man, that's perfect. 454 00:31:14,370 --> 00:31:16,430 Nobody else on the team is coordinated. 455 00:31:16,540 --> 00:31:19,300 So join us, please. It's perfect. 456 00:31:19,410 --> 00:31:21,640 - You- out! - Just give me one second. 457 00:31:21,740 --> 00:31:24,180 Thirty seconds, all right? All right? 458 00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:28,180 Son, do you know what everybody wants out of life? 459 00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:31,450 - No. - They wanna be loved. 460 00:31:31,550 --> 00:31:34,520 I love you, because... 461 00:31:34,620 --> 00:31:36,560 you are six feet, man... 462 00:31:36,660 --> 00:31:39,390 with extremely long arms, you know? 463 00:31:39,490 --> 00:31:42,990 Now, I can't promise you if you join the team that you're gonna get the girls. 464 00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:46,560 I can't- I can help you, you know, see where they at... 465 00:31:46,670 --> 00:31:48,570 but I can't help you get the girls, you know. 466 00:31:48,670 --> 00:31:51,300 And I can't even promise that you're gonna be a good player. 467 00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:54,600 But what I can guarantee you is that, uh... 468 00:31:54,710 --> 00:31:56,730 you won't be the butt of nobody's jokes, son. 469 00:31:58,780 --> 00:32:01,150 - How tall are you, son? - Six-two. 470 00:32:01,250 --> 00:32:04,050 Six-two? 471 00:32:04,150 --> 00:32:07,050 I'm deeper and deeper in love! 472 00:32:07,150 --> 00:32:10,850 Wow! Six-two! 473 00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,260 Will you join us? 474 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,530 I, uh- 475 00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:21,430 I have to wear a T-shirt under my jersey... 476 00:32:21,540 --> 00:32:25,400 'cause my perspiration gives me dermatitis. 477 00:32:25,510 --> 00:32:29,700 Meet me at the gym at 3:00, 'cause, uh, we practice hard. 478 00:32:29,810 --> 00:32:31,440 I'll be there. 479 00:32:32,980 --> 00:32:35,010 My man. All right. 480 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:36,380 - Careful. - Yeah. Thanks. 481 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,210 - I'm watchin' you. - Thank you. 482 00:32:43,190 --> 00:32:45,120 These here are the new recruits. 483 00:32:45,230 --> 00:32:49,750 This is Wes. You mess with him, you're gonna have to answer to me. 484 00:32:49,860 --> 00:32:53,030 This is Big Mac. 485 00:32:53,130 --> 00:32:56,860 You mess with her, well, you're on your own. 486 00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,140 Are the Smelters running a drill? 487 00:33:07,510 --> 00:33:11,110 Hey, I think that's the girl that stole my wife's car. 488 00:33:12,850 --> 00:33:15,050 Don't stare. 489 00:33:18,860 --> 00:33:21,330 Just out of curiosity, how long you been shootin' hoops? 490 00:33:21,430 --> 00:33:23,950 For a while in juvie. 491 00:33:24,060 --> 00:33:26,120 Well, you're our enforcer, okay? 492 00:33:26,230 --> 00:33:29,000 Don't mean you gotta fight. But you got five fouls. 493 00:33:29,100 --> 00:33:31,070 Don't be afraid to use 'em. 494 00:33:31,170 --> 00:33:34,370 - I don't mind fightin'. - I'm sure. 495 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:39,280 But you have good hands, and you have good footwork. Use 'em. 496 00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:47,090 That's not what I'm talkin' about. 497 00:33:48,390 --> 00:33:50,290 Wes! 498 00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:56,290 Yeah, Coach? 499 00:33:56,400 --> 00:34:01,270 Look, do yourself a favor. Don't warm up today, all right? 500 00:34:01,370 --> 00:34:04,060 - But I- - I know. You never, ever played basketball. 501 00:34:04,170 --> 00:34:07,800 But for the next 15 minutes, that's our little secret, okay? 502 00:34:07,910 --> 00:34:11,500 All right. 503 00:34:11,610 --> 00:34:13,840 My secret weapon. 504 00:34:13,950 --> 00:34:18,820 No weapon form against thee... shall prosper. 505 00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:20,820 How you doin', my brother? 506 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:24,550 You always come through for a brother. Hey! 507 00:34:24,660 --> 00:34:27,390 God bless you! 508 00:34:27,490 --> 00:34:29,330 - Oh, brother! - Thank you. 509 00:34:29,430 --> 00:34:31,960 You're shinin'. You're shinin' like the light. 510 00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:35,330 Look, I got about four or five other engagements I need to get to. 511 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:38,800 So if we can kind of put a little pep in the step, get this thing movin'. 512 00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:41,900 Not a problem. Smelters? 513 00:34:42,010 --> 00:34:45,070 God bless you, basketball babies. How you doin'? 514 00:34:45,180 --> 00:34:47,980 I'm Preacher Don. 515 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:51,140 And Coach Roy asked me to come down here and speak with you. 516 00:34:51,250 --> 00:34:55,710 So if I- if I may, I would like to say a prayer with you and Coach Roy... 517 00:34:55,820 --> 00:34:57,720 if that's all right. 518 00:34:57,830 --> 00:35:00,730 Let's bow our heads, please. 519 00:35:00,830 --> 00:35:02,760 God is good. 520 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,730 God is great. 521 00:35:05,830 --> 00:35:08,630 Thank you for this game we're about to receive... 522 00:35:08,740 --> 00:35:10,730 'cause we about to get up in them. 523 00:35:12,770 --> 00:35:17,870 Thank you for the food that we about to- No, that's the wrong prayer. 524 00:35:19,180 --> 00:35:21,150 God, we ask that you give us the strength... 525 00:35:21,250 --> 00:35:24,180 that everything will go our way out there on the court. 526 00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:27,450 And if that cannot happen, God... 527 00:35:27,550 --> 00:35:31,390 we ask that you injure some key players on the other team... 528 00:35:31,490 --> 00:35:34,620 not so that they get seriously injured... 529 00:35:34,730 --> 00:35:36,720 but that they're slowed up... 530 00:35:36,830 --> 00:35:40,030 so that the Smelters will win this game. 531 00:35:40,130 --> 00:35:42,690 Amen! Amen. 532 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:46,430 Because we know you- God- loves a winner. 533 00:35:48,740 --> 00:35:52,870 Can I get an "amen"? 534 00:35:52,980 --> 00:35:55,970 Amen. 535 00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:58,070 I'm gonna need that cash real quick. 536 00:35:58,190 --> 00:36:00,310 Oh, no problem. 537 00:36:08,330 --> 00:36:10,090 Back off! 538 00:36:14,900 --> 00:36:16,930 In her rookie debut, Margaret "Big Mac" Green... 539 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:18,940 won the Smelters' first tip-off since- 540 00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:22,170 - When's the last time we won a tip? Quick. - Um- '89. 541 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,770 Two years before we were born. 542 00:36:34,050 --> 00:36:36,280 - Wait. Uh- - Where do we write our points? 543 00:36:36,390 --> 00:36:38,620 I don't know. We've never had to before. 544 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,490 Technical foul, Mount Vernon! 545 00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:50,130 - What's wrong with you? - It's a technical foul. Delay of game. 546 00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:53,000 I'm not talkin' to you. I'm talkin' to them. 547 00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:57,340 Look, you can't have a parade every time you score. 548 00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,940 Now, get back out there and get your heads in the game. 549 00:37:00,050 --> 00:37:01,950 Let's go! 550 00:37:04,250 --> 00:37:06,520 Big Mac, you really tryin' my patience. 551 00:37:20,670 --> 00:37:23,730 Substitution. Substitution, ref. 552 00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:27,140 I'm bringin' in Sledgehammer. Sledge? 553 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,900 You're all right. 554 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,230 Ref, let's get an I.D. check here. This kid looks old enough to drink. 555 00:37:53,330 --> 00:37:55,800 Look, I'm whisperin', okay? I need you to nod your head... 556 00:37:55,900 --> 00:37:57,840 and act like I'm sayin' somethin' important. 557 00:37:57,940 --> 00:38:00,240 I need you to go out here, be cool... 558 00:38:00,340 --> 00:38:02,370 and try not to trip. 559 00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,940 Can you do that? 560 00:38:05,050 --> 00:38:07,340 - I-I think so, Coach. - Thank you, son. 561 00:38:07,450 --> 00:38:09,750 Come on. 562 00:38:09,850 --> 00:38:13,340 Diamond and one. Diamond and one. Let's go. 563 00:38:13,450 --> 00:38:16,250 - Set it up. - Okay, double-team the kid. 564 00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:18,090 Double-team the Sledgehammer. 565 00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:24,220 Yeah! 566 00:38:36,980 --> 00:38:38,950 Yeah! 567 00:38:41,180 --> 00:38:43,710 Sledge? Hey? Give me- 568 00:38:43,820 --> 00:38:45,720 Give me some shake and bake, baby. A double shake and bake. 569 00:38:45,820 --> 00:38:47,910 You know? With a little bit of this, that. 570 00:38:48,020 --> 00:38:50,150 Double it up. You know what I'm sayin'? All right? 571 00:38:50,260 --> 00:38:52,730 - Bang with 'em. - What's that? 572 00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:55,730 Hey, hold your ground, okay? Show 'em what it's like to be with the big boy. 573 00:38:55,830 --> 00:38:57,630 - Bang with 'em. - You feel me? 574 00:39:00,430 --> 00:39:03,800 - Huh? - Stand strong, Wes! Stand strong! 575 00:39:10,180 --> 00:39:14,510 Sledgehammer, huh? Take it to the iron, boys! They're soft inside! 576 00:39:14,610 --> 00:39:17,140 Wes? 577 00:39:17,250 --> 00:39:20,010 Out. 578 00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:23,950 Hey, you did good, son, all right? 579 00:39:24,060 --> 00:39:26,720 You hung in there a lot longer than I thought you would. 580 00:39:26,830 --> 00:39:30,090 Have a seat. Ralph. 581 00:39:31,770 --> 00:39:34,430 You're in. 582 00:39:36,870 --> 00:39:39,070 Thanks. 583 00:39:41,940 --> 00:39:44,210 Come on! Let's go! 584 00:39:44,310 --> 00:39:46,540 Congratulations. You only lost by 45. 585 00:39:46,650 --> 00:39:49,140 That's why you're doin' 45 suicides. 586 00:39:49,250 --> 00:39:52,120 Now, let's go. What? What are you doin' here? 587 00:39:52,220 --> 00:39:55,480 - What? - Coach, what happens if we win? 588 00:39:55,590 --> 00:39:58,560 Fuzzy, if you win- if you win- 589 00:39:58,660 --> 00:40:01,960 I'll do a suicide for every point you win by, okay? 590 00:40:02,060 --> 00:40:05,900 Now, dig it out! Get back to work. 591 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,130 See the way you're runnin'? That's why you're losin'. 592 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:13,500 You may wanna embarrass you, but you're not gonna embarrass me! 593 00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:20,810 I pulled out every trick in the book today. 594 00:40:20,910 --> 00:40:23,210 These aren't college kids, Roy. They're 13. 595 00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:25,650 I mean, you were 13 once, right? 596 00:40:25,750 --> 00:40:29,690 Only one thing motivates a 13-year-old boy... 597 00:40:29,790 --> 00:40:31,820 and it ain't Smelter pride. 598 00:40:41,300 --> 00:40:44,330 I just said something smart. 599 00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:47,100 I'm gonna write that down. 600 00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:53,700 Ladies, free pizza here. 601 00:40:53,810 --> 00:40:57,720 Come by the gym, get a slice. All you want. All you want. 602 00:40:57,820 --> 00:40:59,720 All right? 603 00:40:59,820 --> 00:41:02,250 Cheese, yeah. Cheese. Excuse me. 604 00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:05,290 - Is he serious? - Come on! 605 00:41:05,390 --> 00:41:09,120 My mouth's waterin' already. I can't wait to get to this pizza, y'all. 606 00:41:09,230 --> 00:41:11,790 - Hey, did you get the Cinnabon? - Whoa. 607 00:41:11,900 --> 00:41:15,560 'Cause they supposed to give us a free Cinnabon that goes with these pizzas. 608 00:41:15,670 --> 00:41:18,140 Yeah! 609 00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:20,570 Pizza! 610 00:41:20,670 --> 00:41:23,940 Guys, layup lines. 611 00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:26,210 - But- - Layup lines. Come on. 612 00:41:26,310 --> 00:41:29,580 - All right. - Is there always gonna be pizza here? 613 00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:31,580 There will be from now on. 614 00:41:33,050 --> 00:41:34,950 - You're home ec, right? - Yeah. 615 00:41:35,060 --> 00:41:38,020 - How's your pizzas? - Delicious-y for shizzy. 616 00:41:38,130 --> 00:41:41,290 All right. Okay, good, 'cause that's your new job. 617 00:41:41,390 --> 00:41:43,290 - You straight? - Yes. 618 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:46,090 - Oh. I will not let you down. - All right. 619 00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:49,330 - Okay. - All right. 620 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:54,600 There's chicken parm in the crust, ladies, so put your feed bags on. 621 00:41:54,740 --> 00:41:57,440 Hey, green team out. Green team out. 622 00:41:57,540 --> 00:42:00,570 - So who are we playin'? - Me. 623 00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:05,240 You the ball handler, huh? Yeah, that's right. I see you. You kinda tight with that rock. 624 00:42:05,350 --> 00:42:09,350 You like to go to the basket. Ain't no "I" in team, huh? 625 00:42:09,460 --> 00:42:12,190 It's about you. Do your thing, man. 626 00:42:12,290 --> 00:42:14,190 Check it. 627 00:42:14,290 --> 00:42:18,660 - Ooh! Did I anger you? - Just give me the ball. 628 00:42:21,540 --> 00:42:26,170 Oh! What's the Shaq do? What's that move he do when he block people? 629 00:42:26,270 --> 00:42:28,170 No, Mutombo. He do like this. 630 00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:30,180 "I don't think that you should bring it in there. 631 00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,610 You should get it to one of your teammates. " 632 00:42:32,710 --> 00:42:36,980 Let's see what you got, man. You gotta use your teammates sometime, man. 633 00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:39,610 Huh? Uh-oh. Look, he's mad now. 634 00:42:41,450 --> 00:42:46,150 Ooh! See, when I get blocked, I start looking for my teammates. 635 00:42:46,260 --> 00:42:48,960 You know what I mean? 'Cause they can help me out. 636 00:42:49,060 --> 00:42:51,120 You know? Wow! 637 00:42:51,230 --> 00:42:55,530 But if I get the ball to them late, watch what happens. 638 00:43:01,210 --> 00:43:05,440 I didn't wanna do it. 639 00:43:05,550 --> 00:43:08,880 I'm hungry. 640 00:43:10,180 --> 00:43:12,080 What's wrong with you? Pass the ball! 641 00:43:12,190 --> 00:43:16,090 Dude, come on. Just pass it. We'll give it right back. 642 00:43:16,190 --> 00:43:18,210 Come on. Let's go. 643 00:43:21,860 --> 00:43:24,420 Wait a minute. Comin' at ya. 644 00:43:24,530 --> 00:43:26,430 Comin' at- 645 00:43:26,530 --> 00:43:29,260 Comin' at ya. Look. All right. 646 00:43:33,870 --> 00:43:35,600 - All right. 647 00:43:35,710 --> 00:43:39,580 You passed the ball, man. How does that feel... 648 00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:42,550 for the ball to go from your hand to another hand? 649 00:43:42,650 --> 00:43:45,620 Again. Try it again. Let me show you how you do the one thing. 650 00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:49,090 Uh-huh. Right there. Right there. Comin' at ya. 651 00:43:49,190 --> 00:43:51,680 Comin' at ya. 652 00:43:51,790 --> 00:43:55,090 Huh? All right. All right, all right. 653 00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:58,030 All right. All right. All right. 654 00:43:58,130 --> 00:44:00,430 All right. I'm gonna admit, I'm a little tired. 655 00:44:00,530 --> 00:44:04,560 The point I'm tryin' to prove is that teamwork beats out talent any day. 656 00:44:04,670 --> 00:44:08,570 Now, one on one, neither one of y'all could beat me. 657 00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:11,840 You know, that's just real. But all five of y'all together... 658 00:44:11,950 --> 00:44:14,470 if y'all play as a team, you might could do something with me. 659 00:44:14,580 --> 00:44:18,880 And I'm gonna keep it real with you like that. 660 00:44:18,990 --> 00:44:21,580 But anyway, I- 661 00:44:21,690 --> 00:44:23,750 I gotta- I gotta go throw up. 662 00:44:23,860 --> 00:44:26,220 Green team, you're in! 663 00:44:29,530 --> 00:44:32,000 Let's go, guys. 664 00:44:32,100 --> 00:44:34,290 One Love, hedge that ball screen. 665 00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:38,170 Right there. There you go. Right there. A'ight? 666 00:44:38,270 --> 00:44:40,970 - Go to Mac. Mac. - Here. 667 00:44:48,250 --> 00:44:51,840 All right. Who can tell me, again... 668 00:44:51,950 --> 00:44:56,150 the highly complex way of beating the pick-and-roll? 669 00:44:57,890 --> 00:44:59,980 Somebody? 670 00:45:00,090 --> 00:45:01,820 Talking? 671 00:45:01,930 --> 00:45:03,900 Talking. 672 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,560 Exactly. Talking. 673 00:45:06,670 --> 00:45:09,730 Guys, you gotta communicate out there. You're a team. 674 00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:11,740 All right? Communication is the key. 675 00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:14,640 It's like a-a healthy relationship at home. 676 00:45:14,740 --> 00:45:16,710 You know? 677 00:45:16,810 --> 00:45:19,470 You ever flirt around with your lady? You know, your lady say- 678 00:45:19,580 --> 00:45:21,950 You, like, "Come on. Come on. " Your lady is, like... 679 00:45:22,050 --> 00:45:24,020 "No, no, not right now. Remember? 680 00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:27,640 You said that you wanted to take some time to"- 681 00:45:27,750 --> 00:45:30,150 - Huh? - You know what? 682 00:45:30,260 --> 00:45:32,190 Run the play again till you get it right. 683 00:45:34,290 --> 00:45:36,290 Run it! Come on, guys. 684 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,990 Ladies, I'm not seeing none of those "R!" You know. 685 00:45:39,100 --> 00:45:42,000 I ain't seein' none of that. Let's go. 686 00:45:42,100 --> 00:45:45,330 Come on, people. Guys, communicate out there. 687 00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:47,700 You gotta know each other like the back of your hand. 688 00:45:47,810 --> 00:45:50,300 Come on! Communicate! 689 00:45:50,410 --> 00:45:52,310 Teamwork! 690 00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:57,710 - Huh? - What? 691 00:45:57,820 --> 00:46:01,220 I didn't say stop playin'. Communicate out there. 692 00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:04,150 Okay? Now you have to talk. Ellis? 693 00:46:04,260 --> 00:46:06,850 - Let's go, guys. Move the ball. - Come on! Come on! 694 00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:27,070 Ellis. 695 00:46:27,180 --> 00:46:29,650 Shag 'em and bag 'em. 696 00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:41,960 All right, remember, Ellis. 697 00:46:42,060 --> 00:46:45,030 You invited me here. This is all your fault. What's up? 698 00:46:46,670 --> 00:46:50,570 - You got a problem, son? - You always pick on me! 699 00:46:50,670 --> 00:46:54,800 I'm the best player on the team, and all you ever do is ride me! 700 00:46:54,910 --> 00:46:57,070 Okay, you got me fair and square. 701 00:46:57,180 --> 00:47:00,150 - I do something wrong, you yell. - And I wonder why that is. 702 00:47:00,250 --> 00:47:02,980 Even if I do it right, you yell at me to do it better. 703 00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:07,710 Hey, kid, you-you got a gift. Okay? You got potential. 704 00:47:07,820 --> 00:47:11,380 You can actually be someone. You got what it takes, man. 705 00:47:11,490 --> 00:47:14,820 You get your teammates involved, guess what? You win. 706 00:47:14,930 --> 00:47:17,830 Man, you know what? You remind me a lot of myself. 707 00:47:17,930 --> 00:47:21,920 The whole showboat, basketball, and skills. 708 00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:25,840 You and your mama, that's all you got. Comin' up, that's all I had. 709 00:47:25,940 --> 00:47:27,840 And we didn't live in the best neighborhood. 710 00:47:27,940 --> 00:47:30,600 It was sort of like the neighborhood you live in. 711 00:47:32,010 --> 00:47:34,040 I just wanna see you do good, man. 712 00:47:34,150 --> 00:47:36,310 That's all. 713 00:47:42,420 --> 00:47:45,520 Coach, I got a problem. 714 00:47:45,630 --> 00:47:48,150 If you don't say anything, they can't make me testify against you. 715 00:47:48,260 --> 00:47:50,890 - I got good lawyers. What? - No, no, no. 716 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,490 I- I just got this letter that says I can't play ball. 717 00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:57,430 Won't let you play basketball? Why? 718 00:47:57,540 --> 00:48:00,270 It says I'm academically in-eligible. 719 00:48:00,370 --> 00:48:04,430 What's academically inel-el-legible? 720 00:48:04,540 --> 00:48:07,010 Academically ineligible. 721 00:48:07,110 --> 00:48:10,670 That's what I said. Academically illegible. I'm illegible. 722 00:48:10,780 --> 00:48:13,780 Well, I'm your coach. I'm not your guidance counselor, okay? 723 00:48:17,490 --> 00:48:20,480 I can't believe I'm doin' this. 724 00:48:20,590 --> 00:48:24,460 - What subject did you fail? - Math. 725 00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:27,970 Uh-oh. Ooh! 726 00:48:28,070 --> 00:48:30,040 Whoa! 727 00:48:43,780 --> 00:48:47,410 - Add this up. Add those up. - But I don't- 728 00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:49,820 I can't teach Big Mac math. 729 00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:53,150 - Why not? You scared of her? - Of course. 730 00:48:53,260 --> 00:48:56,190 Well, so am I, man, but you got to be brave. 731 00:48:56,300 --> 00:48:58,560 - Take one for the team. - You? 732 00:48:58,670 --> 00:49:00,530 I didn't think you were scared of anything. 733 00:49:00,630 --> 00:49:05,040 Hey, courage is just, uh, well-concealed fear. 734 00:49:05,140 --> 00:49:07,330 That's all. You got to be brave, man. 735 00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:10,880 You got to stick out your chest, get mean! Get bad! You know? 736 00:49:10,980 --> 00:49:14,380 Give me the face. What's the face? What's the face? 737 00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:16,450 Your mean face. 738 00:49:16,550 --> 00:49:18,450 - Huh? - Grr. 739 00:49:18,550 --> 00:49:20,850 Give me some growls, not "Grr. " 740 00:49:31,530 --> 00:49:33,360 - Holler back. - Holler back. 741 00:49:33,470 --> 00:49:34,900 - Yeah! - Yeah! 742 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,050 We gonna work on that. You got it. 743 00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:39,100 We gonna work on that. You got it. 744 00:49:39,210 --> 00:49:41,730 Look, I don't think I can do this, Coach. 745 00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:43,740 Do you wanna be scared the rest of your life, son? 746 00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:45,810 No. 747 00:49:52,750 --> 00:49:54,980 Big Mac? 748 00:49:55,090 --> 00:49:58,150 I would love to teach you math. 749 00:50:00,090 --> 00:50:04,120 Aw. See? She's a sweet, young lady. 750 00:50:04,230 --> 00:50:05,720 Ow! 751 00:50:05,830 --> 00:50:09,030 You tell anyone I'm studyin'... 752 00:50:09,140 --> 00:50:11,300 and I'll end you! 753 00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:13,600 Ow! Ow, ow, ow! 754 00:50:21,050 --> 00:50:25,180 First away game today, Walsh. Where's the bus driver? 755 00:50:26,850 --> 00:50:29,080 Hello, Roy. 756 00:50:29,190 --> 00:50:31,250 Don't forget to fill up the tank. 757 00:50:32,690 --> 00:50:34,820 You serious? 758 00:50:36,100 --> 00:50:38,000 No. 759 00:50:38,100 --> 00:50:40,120 Yeah, I'm serious. 760 00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:57,040 S-M-E-L-T-E-R-S! 761 00:50:57,150 --> 00:51:01,310 When it comes to basketball, we are the best! Say what? 762 00:51:01,420 --> 00:51:04,860 S-M-E-L-T-E-R-S! 763 00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:09,860 When it comes to basketball, there is no contest! Say what? 764 00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:13,230 S-M-E-L-T-E-R-S! 765 00:51:13,330 --> 00:51:17,330 When it comes to basketball, there is no contest! 766 00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:21,530 Guys, look like we're gonna have to forfeit another game. 767 00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:24,630 - Okay? Another loss. - Lighten up, Coach. 768 00:51:24,740 --> 00:51:26,410 Why you all mad all the time? 769 00:51:26,510 --> 00:51:30,680 You know, it takes more muscles to frown than to smile. 770 00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:36,420 Great. 771 00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:40,960 How am I supposed to win a couple of games when I can't get us there? 772 00:51:41,060 --> 00:51:44,550 Out here with a tire, and I got a doggone suit on. 773 00:51:44,660 --> 00:51:46,150 - I can't believe this! - We should help him. 774 00:51:46,270 --> 00:51:48,230 These shoes were 200 bucks. 775 00:51:48,330 --> 00:51:51,030 - I ain't goin' nowhere. - Then stay in the van then. 776 00:51:51,140 --> 00:51:55,200 Yeah, I'm dressed for the occasion. I'm dressed to change a tire! 777 00:51:55,310 --> 00:51:58,570 - Well, I'm gonna help him. - Me too. - I guess I'll help. 778 00:52:00,980 --> 00:52:04,310 Why me? What-What have I possibly done? 779 00:52:04,420 --> 00:52:07,250 Huh? Oh, I'm a mentor to the kids. 780 00:52:07,350 --> 00:52:10,910 - That's right. I don't know how to change a tire. - Hey, Coach? 781 00:52:11,020 --> 00:52:13,720 Wanna give us a hand, or does teamwork only apply to players? 782 00:52:21,730 --> 00:52:26,900 Newirth, lean your head forward so we can get the weight on the tire. 783 00:52:27,010 --> 00:52:28,700 Yo, come on. Let's get out of here. 784 00:52:28,810 --> 00:52:31,800 Smelters suck! 785 00:52:38,850 --> 00:52:41,980 All right. Okay. Everybody good? 786 00:52:42,090 --> 00:52:44,390 All right. Let's go play some basketball. 787 00:52:44,490 --> 00:52:47,580 - All right! - Let's go. Whoo! 788 00:52:51,730 --> 00:52:54,170 Smelters, y'all go warm up. 789 00:52:54,270 --> 00:52:57,930 And work on that pick-and-roll. And I don't wanna see y'all at that Gatorade thing, man... 790 00:52:58,040 --> 00:52:59,970 drinkin' it like it's Kool-Aid. 791 00:53:00,070 --> 00:53:01,940 One Love, let me holler at you for a second. 792 00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:05,740 Look, I appreciate all the flavor that One Love's got goin' on. 793 00:53:05,850 --> 00:53:07,680 I understand, man. It's cool. 794 00:53:07,780 --> 00:53:11,150 But you gotta share the spotlight, you know? 795 00:53:11,250 --> 00:53:16,480 Most of the nights when Jordan had-had huge numbers, the Bulls lost. 796 00:53:16,590 --> 00:53:20,990 You so worried about lookin' good, you're gonna wind up turnin' into a Dennis Rodman. 797 00:53:21,090 --> 00:53:23,530 Dennis Rodman! 798 00:53:23,630 --> 00:53:27,360 I'm not sayin', like, that's a good thing... 799 00:53:27,470 --> 00:53:30,440 but get out there, work hard, man, and get them rebounds. 800 00:53:30,540 --> 00:53:33,440 You'll feel good about that, and you'll feel good about the game. 801 00:53:35,070 --> 00:53:38,870 So what you're saying is that... I'm not really good. 802 00:53:38,980 --> 00:53:43,350 No, man. I'm not sayin' that. I'm sayin' the opposite of that. 803 00:53:43,450 --> 00:53:47,940 I'm sayin' you're so good, I wanna give you these. 804 00:53:48,050 --> 00:53:52,320 Yeah, these are my most prized possession. Magic Johnson gave me these. 805 00:53:52,430 --> 00:53:56,230 Hey, man, I won every game I wore 'em in. 806 00:53:56,330 --> 00:53:58,630 I- 807 00:53:58,730 --> 00:54:02,190 Just don't tell nobody. 808 00:54:02,300 --> 00:54:07,400 You know, folks, they get a little envious when your jump shot's like that. 809 00:54:07,510 --> 00:54:09,970 I promise. 810 00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:20,990 Well, well. If it isn't Fox Sports' turkey of the week. 811 00:54:21,090 --> 00:54:23,080 You're lookin' good, Roy. 812 00:54:23,190 --> 00:54:26,560 Larry and I are here scoutin' the Pioneers. 813 00:54:26,660 --> 00:54:30,560 They're our only real competition in this league. 814 00:54:30,660 --> 00:54:33,260 Wait. Is that a girl on your team? 815 00:54:33,370 --> 00:54:35,490 Girls can't play basketball. 816 00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:37,430 What did you- 817 00:54:37,540 --> 00:54:40,660 - Somebody get the ice. - What for? 818 00:54:47,710 --> 00:54:50,770 Look, I know you don't like to back down from a fight... 819 00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:55,220 but real power is about bein' respected, not just crackin' heads. 820 00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:57,350 Think about it. 821 00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:05,520 - All right. - Hey. 822 00:55:05,630 --> 00:55:09,070 Let's go. Let's go. Do your thing. Hey. 823 00:55:09,170 --> 00:55:13,540 Hey. I heard what you said to Keith. I was wrong about you. 824 00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:16,340 - And I'm sorry. - Sorry? 825 00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:18,410 Sorry and "Let's go out on a date" sorry? 826 00:55:18,510 --> 00:55:21,570 'Cause I don't give out pity dates. 827 00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:25,280 But times have changed, and I can make an exception. 828 00:55:25,380 --> 00:55:28,790 Wow. You know, you got a pretty smile. 829 00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:32,680 Look, I'm gonna take the Smelts out to get a Slurpee. 830 00:55:32,790 --> 00:55:36,280 Okay? I'm gonna have 'em home by 8:00. Can I call you? 831 00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:39,760 Pump your brakes and watch your temper... 832 00:55:39,870 --> 00:55:42,390 'cause I'm still watching you, Roy. 833 00:55:42,500 --> 00:55:45,630 And I'm still watchin' you. 834 00:55:59,390 --> 00:56:02,790 The Smelters apparently abandoning their usual strategy... 835 00:56:02,890 --> 00:56:06,120 of getting scored on, and instead choosing to score themselves. 836 00:56:06,230 --> 00:56:09,460 Yes. Coach Roy clearly shaking things up... 837 00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:12,860 using his new ingenious scoring offense. 838 00:56:12,970 --> 00:56:16,090 - Good word. - Thanks. 839 00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:18,170 Let's go, guys. Hands up, all right? 840 00:56:18,270 --> 00:56:21,030 Hands up. Hands up, guys. Let's go! 841 00:56:21,140 --> 00:56:24,230 Come on. I want hands up. Hands up! Let's go, guys! 842 00:56:24,340 --> 00:56:26,780 Hands up! 843 00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:30,180 Time out. Time out, guys. 844 00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:38,150 You know what? Guys, keep your hands up out- 845 00:56:38,260 --> 00:56:41,450 You know what? Hands up. Everybody, hands up. 846 00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:43,490 Okay? Yeah. 847 00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:46,030 A little of that. 848 00:56:46,130 --> 00:56:50,690 - Okay. - Oh, sweet mother, that's hot! Oh! Oh! 849 00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:53,290 Oh, y'all think it's funny? Y'all think it's funny? 850 00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:56,640 Give some to you, and you. Little right there. 851 00:56:56,740 --> 00:56:59,970 Huh? Now, get out there and play some basketball! 852 00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:02,640 Hands up. 853 00:57:06,790 --> 00:57:11,490 All right, guys. Think now. Use your head! Hands up! 854 00:57:11,590 --> 00:57:16,080 That's what defense is about- blocked shots, baby. Now attack that board! 855 00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:19,930 That's how you play defense. Attack. 856 00:57:20,030 --> 00:57:22,500 All right. All right. Now, move the ball. 857 00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:25,660 Yeah! Push it, Keith! Push it! Yeah! 858 00:57:25,770 --> 00:57:28,430 Right there! Good job! 859 00:57:28,540 --> 00:57:30,530 Love it. Yes! 860 00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:36,980 Keith, pass it! 861 00:57:38,620 --> 00:57:40,740 - Time out. 862 00:57:40,850 --> 00:57:42,880 Time out. Time out. 863 00:57:42,990 --> 00:57:45,290 What did we do now? 864 00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:48,380 You're playing basketball, baby. 865 00:57:48,490 --> 00:57:50,620 Yeah! 866 00:57:50,730 --> 00:57:54,030 Listen. "Smelters" on three, all right? Let's do this. 867 00:57:54,130 --> 00:57:56,660 One, two, three. Smelters! 868 00:57:56,770 --> 00:57:59,200 Let's go. Yes. 869 00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:04,030 You're playing basketball, baby. Yeah. 870 00:58:04,140 --> 00:58:05,970 Twelve, twelve. Zone. Hands up. 871 00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:09,780 Fifteen seconds left. Smelters are only down by one. 872 00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:12,720 - Wes steals the ball. - Shoot it! Shoot it! 873 00:58:12,820 --> 00:58:14,910 There's 10 seconds left. 874 00:58:15,020 --> 00:58:19,820 Shoot it, Wes! Shoot it! 875 00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:28,570 Yes! 876 00:58:40,710 --> 00:58:44,110 - Okay, that's just wrong. Sit down, now. - Sorry. 877 00:59:05,300 --> 00:59:08,210 What? What in God's name just happened? 878 00:59:08,310 --> 00:59:11,970 All right, guys. The van's leaving in two minutes, all right? 879 00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:14,940 Um, Coach? You forgettin' something? 880 00:59:15,050 --> 00:59:18,280 Coach, we won. 881 00:59:18,380 --> 00:59:20,350 Ah, y'all stop messing around, okay? 882 00:59:20,450 --> 00:59:23,290 Look, I want to beat rush hour, so let's get goin', okay? 883 00:59:23,390 --> 00:59:25,020 - Uh-uh. - Come on, Coach. 884 00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:29,250 But my asthma is-You unders- 885 00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:32,490 I don't have the- 886 00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:35,190 Coach Roy! Coach Roy! Coach Roy! 887 00:59:35,300 --> 00:59:37,740 Coach! Coach! Coach! 888 00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:40,400 All right, y'all got me good. All right. 889 00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:46,910 Coach Roy! Coach Roy! Coach Roy! Coach Roy! 890 01:00:39,430 --> 01:00:42,260 Ooh. 891 01:00:47,570 --> 01:00:50,100 I was thinking you all might like- 892 01:00:50,210 --> 01:00:52,070 What the- 893 01:00:52,180 --> 01:00:55,810 - Yeah! Our new uniforms! - These are tight! 894 01:00:55,910 --> 01:00:58,640 23! 32! 895 01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:15,070 - You like it? - I love it. 896 01:01:19,270 --> 01:01:21,170 No, no. Please, no. Not the face! 897 01:01:21,270 --> 01:01:23,170 Ow! Aah! 898 01:01:35,850 --> 01:01:38,760 Let's sit down. 899 01:01:38,860 --> 01:01:41,690 Here. 900 01:01:43,130 --> 01:01:46,120 - My highest grade ever. - "C"- plus. 901 01:01:46,230 --> 01:01:48,170 So, can I keep the skateboard? 902 01:01:48,270 --> 01:01:50,330 - No, it's mine. - Oh. 903 01:01:56,210 --> 01:01:58,110 Ow! Ow! Ow! 904 01:02:21,500 --> 01:02:24,830 S-M-E-L-T-E-R-S! 905 01:02:24,940 --> 01:02:29,340 When it comes to basketball, we are the best! Say what? 906 01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:32,880 S-M-E-L-T-E-R-S! 907 01:02:32,980 --> 01:02:37,240 When it comes to basketball, there is no contest! 908 01:02:41,650 --> 01:02:43,480 Come on, guys! Come on! 909 01:02:43,590 --> 01:02:45,990 Yo! Don't make me get the Icy Hot! 910 01:02:48,030 --> 01:02:49,930 All right, how's their forward shootin'? 911 01:02:50,030 --> 01:02:52,760 He's throwin' nothing but bricks. Twenty percent last game from beyond the arc. 912 01:02:52,870 --> 01:02:56,200 All they have to do is keep the kid out of the paint. 913 01:02:56,300 --> 01:03:00,100 Twenty-five seconds left in the Smelters' first-ever play-off game. 914 01:03:00,210 --> 01:03:02,770 Keith passes to One Love. One Love shoots. He scores! 915 01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:08,840 - Traveling! Basket doesn't count! - Are you insane? 916 01:03:08,950 --> 01:03:11,610 How bad a ref do you have to be to call middle school? 917 01:03:11,720 --> 01:03:14,880 What? Was junior varsity too demanding for you? 918 01:03:14,990 --> 01:03:16,580 - Roy! - Huh? 919 01:03:16,690 --> 01:03:21,590 555-97- 920 01:03:21,690 --> 01:03:24,920 It's my phone number! Write it down! 921 01:03:25,030 --> 01:03:26,360 Oh! 922 01:03:26,470 --> 01:03:29,430 Oh, it's her number. Um, go ahead. 923 01:03:29,540 --> 01:03:31,560 - Uh, go. - 555- 924 01:03:31,670 --> 01:03:33,260 - 555- - 97- 925 01:03:33,370 --> 01:03:34,930 - 97- - 41. 926 01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:36,910 41. Okay. 927 01:03:37,010 --> 01:03:39,440 Go! 928 01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:48,710 Hey, hey! Oh! Yeah! 929 01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:53,590 We're going to the finals, baby! 930 01:03:54,730 --> 01:03:56,630 Yeah! 931 01:04:10,740 --> 01:04:13,610 These were Magic Johnson's. 932 01:04:13,710 --> 01:04:16,110 Have you seen the vertical One Love gets in these? 933 01:04:18,350 --> 01:04:21,150 Go talk to him. 934 01:04:28,790 --> 01:04:30,190 Hi. 935 01:04:34,430 --> 01:04:37,270 Hi. 936 01:04:37,370 --> 01:04:42,140 He's shy. I'm Goggles. I'm the sixth man. 937 01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:44,470 Means I like to ride the pine. 938 01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:48,110 Who's your friend? 939 01:04:49,980 --> 01:04:53,210 Big Wes. 940 01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:57,190 - Yeah, Coach? - Man, you can't run from the ladies forever. 941 01:04:57,290 --> 01:04:59,350 No, it's not that. 942 01:04:59,460 --> 01:05:01,290 It's just... 943 01:05:01,390 --> 01:05:04,060 I kind of have a girlfriend. 944 01:05:04,160 --> 01:05:07,460 Hey, this is me, man. This is the coach. 945 01:05:08,500 --> 01:05:10,990 Trust me. He has a girlfriend. 946 01:05:11,100 --> 01:05:14,160 - How would you know? - I've seen her. 947 01:05:14,270 --> 01:05:17,710 If you talk to that girl again, you're gonna need a new face. 948 01:05:18,910 --> 01:05:21,380 Okay. 949 01:05:46,740 --> 01:05:49,210 Now, if my teacher looked like you... 950 01:05:49,310 --> 01:05:53,070 I would have the vocabulary to pay you a decent compliment. 951 01:05:53,180 --> 01:05:59,120 So I'm just gonna say, "Mm, mm, mm, mm. " 952 01:05:59,220 --> 01:06:01,450 No, I ain't finished. 953 01:06:01,550 --> 01:06:05,960 Mm, mm, mm, mm. Just one more. Mm. 954 01:06:06,060 --> 01:06:07,960 Mm! 955 01:06:08,060 --> 01:06:09,960 So, I just thought I'd tell you that. 956 01:06:10,060 --> 01:06:13,860 That'll do. And thank you for dressing up. 957 01:06:15,470 --> 01:06:19,030 Well, you know, my Prada had puke on it, and ice cream. The kids. 958 01:06:19,140 --> 01:06:21,630 Relax, Roy. You look very nice. 959 01:06:21,740 --> 01:06:26,040 Thank you. Um, you know, it's just been a long week. 960 01:06:26,140 --> 01:06:28,200 Why don't you come in? 961 01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:35,010 Keith! Keith! Save some for tomorrow, baby. Come on. 962 01:06:35,120 --> 01:06:38,280 - I need you guys to clear this up. It's getting late. - Later. 963 01:06:38,390 --> 01:06:41,790 I'm just waitin' to see him pass it back. 964 01:06:41,890 --> 01:06:43,790 Don't step on my flowers. 965 01:06:43,900 --> 01:06:46,090 - Thank you, baby. - Your mama did her thing. 966 01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:48,100 Yeah, yeah. It's all right. 967 01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:49,930 - Thank you. - Good night, Coach. 968 01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:55,170 When you first came here, I had a real bad first impression of you. 969 01:06:55,270 --> 01:06:57,740 But you was dead wrong, right? 970 01:06:57,840 --> 01:07:01,970 No. I was dead right. I mean, you were a spoiled pretty boy... 971 01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:04,240 who was handed everything he ever wanted. 972 01:07:04,350 --> 01:07:06,980 You didn't give a damn about coachin', only your suits. 973 01:07:07,090 --> 01:07:11,580 All I'm saying is, look at you now. 974 01:07:11,690 --> 01:07:15,460 Look, this personal attack on my- on my personality- 975 01:07:15,560 --> 01:07:20,500 Is it leading up to a kiss or a slap? 'Cause I can't tell yet. 976 01:07:21,530 --> 01:07:25,260 We'll see. I haven't decided yet. 977 01:07:25,370 --> 01:07:28,460 Yeah. 978 01:07:34,710 --> 01:07:36,610 Coach. 979 01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:38,620 - Hey. - Hey. 980 01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:42,620 What you doin' here? You going to the game? Fuzzy's been on fire. 981 01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:45,520 Oh. Good for Fuzzy. What's a Fuzzy? It doesn't matter. 982 01:07:45,620 --> 01:07:49,860 Do you check your messages? The N.C.B.A. review, it's today. They want to reinstate you. 983 01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:52,590 Today the kids got the championship. 984 01:07:52,700 --> 01:07:56,400 I know that. I worked it out. The N.C.B.A. review's not scheduled till 4:00. 985 01:07:56,500 --> 01:07:59,160 The game's at 5:00. You can make both. But we gotta move now. 986 01:07:59,270 --> 01:08:01,740 - Seriously? - Seriously. Let me get that. 987 01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:05,300 Come on. Oh, this is lovely. This must look great on you. 988 01:08:11,620 --> 01:08:14,550 V-I-K-I-N-G-S! 989 01:08:14,650 --> 01:08:18,280 It's about the kids. I try to instill a good work ethic... 990 01:08:18,390 --> 01:08:20,880 but a lot of the parents get a little too wrapped up. 991 01:08:20,990 --> 01:08:24,760 I'm not gonna pretend that doesn't peeve me off. It's about the kids. 992 01:08:24,860 --> 01:08:27,830 What are we doin'? What are we standing around for? 993 01:08:27,930 --> 01:08:30,370 Let's go! I want some drills! 994 01:08:30,470 --> 01:08:33,200 Come on! I'm talking to you! 995 01:08:38,710 --> 01:08:41,410 Man, stop the car. 996 01:08:41,510 --> 01:08:43,640 - What time is it? - Ten to 4:00. You're good. 997 01:08:43,750 --> 01:08:46,450 Don't worry about it. Go in there and knock 'em dead. 998 01:08:57,560 --> 01:09:00,830 What has two thumbs and makes a lot of money? Huh? 999 01:09:00,930 --> 01:09:02,830 This guy. 1000 01:09:02,930 --> 01:09:07,100 If your beverage gets warm, I could cool it off with a little ice. Huh? 1001 01:09:10,410 --> 01:09:12,570 Excuse me. 1002 01:09:16,410 --> 01:09:18,410 Coach Roy's phone. 1003 01:09:18,520 --> 01:09:23,280 - Roy? - This is his representative, Tim Fink. Roy's in a meeting. 1004 01:09:23,390 --> 01:09:26,380 A meeting? But he has a championship game today. 1005 01:09:26,490 --> 01:09:30,760 Right. With the, uh, Smugglers. Yeah. Well, he's in the N.C.B.A. review. 1006 01:09:30,860 --> 01:09:33,990 Well, can you get him out of the meeting with the N.C.B.A? 1007 01:09:34,100 --> 01:09:36,290 Uh, okay. Just hang on one sec. 1008 01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:39,460 I'm not gonna do that. He's got his career to think about. And mine. 1009 01:09:39,570 --> 01:09:43,670 This is way more important than some kids playing with Fuzzies and Goggles. 1010 01:09:43,780 --> 01:09:47,610 Well, can you tell him that he's a huge disappointment to me... 1011 01:09:47,710 --> 01:09:49,610 to my son, the Fuzzies, the Goggles... 1012 01:09:49,710 --> 01:09:52,770 and everybody else who thought he actually cared? 1013 01:09:52,880 --> 01:09:56,910 Huge disappointment... you and son. 1014 01:09:57,020 --> 01:09:59,420 Got it. And, uh, your name is, sweetheart? 1015 01:09:59,520 --> 01:10:03,360 You want my name? Listen real close. 1016 01:10:10,770 --> 01:10:13,670 Sit down. Sit down, Roy. Sorry to keep you waiting. 1017 01:10:13,770 --> 01:10:18,800 I just want to be the first to say about the whole banning thing- My bad. 1018 01:10:18,910 --> 01:10:22,540 Those kids of yours are getting more press than Polytech itself. 1019 01:10:22,650 --> 01:10:27,210 Hey, well, you know, I'm just glad we could put a few wins under our belts. 1020 01:10:27,320 --> 01:10:29,340 It just feels nice to give back to the community. 1021 01:10:29,450 --> 01:10:34,480 Yeah, right. Uh, you got your job back, Roy. You can drop the P.R. routine. 1022 01:10:34,590 --> 01:10:39,050 That was brilliant the way you used those kids. Nice going. 1023 01:10:39,160 --> 01:10:43,330 You just have to sign here, Coach, and you get your old life back. 1024 01:10:52,680 --> 01:10:56,700 You know, these kids, man... 1025 01:10:56,820 --> 01:10:58,810 they really taught me a lot. 1026 01:10:58,920 --> 01:11:03,220 And they've made me a better coach. Better than I ever was. 1027 01:11:03,320 --> 01:11:05,650 Uh, uh, I think I see where this is going. 1028 01:11:05,760 --> 01:11:08,890 I swear to you, Roy, we're giving you everything you want. 1029 01:11:08,990 --> 01:11:12,360 Nah, nah. I don't- I don't think you know what I mean. 1030 01:11:12,460 --> 01:11:14,400 Listen. Look, thanks for the offer, man... 1031 01:11:14,500 --> 01:11:17,590 but I already got a team. 1032 01:11:17,700 --> 01:11:20,540 I'm the coach, man, of the Mount Vernon Smelters. 1033 01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:23,200 And I'm proud of that. Okay? 1034 01:11:23,310 --> 01:11:25,170 Are you out of your mind? 1035 01:11:25,280 --> 01:11:28,250 No. I'm not out of my mind. 1036 01:11:28,350 --> 01:11:33,650 I found a group of kids that love the game of basketball the way I loved basketball. 1037 01:11:33,750 --> 01:11:36,740 You know? So damn the fame, man. 1038 01:11:36,860 --> 01:11:39,920 You know, I don't care nothin' about the year's supply of deodorant. 1039 01:11:40,030 --> 01:11:42,390 I just want to have fun and teach these kids, man. 1040 01:11:42,490 --> 01:11:46,520 So, thank you very much. I have a team to go coach. 1041 01:11:46,630 --> 01:11:50,590 We're in the finals, and you're making me late. 1042 01:11:52,840 --> 01:11:55,430 Wish me luck, will you? 1043 01:11:57,680 --> 01:11:59,770 Roy! How'd we do? 1044 01:11:59,880 --> 01:12:04,280 It's rush hour. You're never gonna make it across town. Okay. Let me get my stuff. 1045 01:12:13,060 --> 01:12:17,320 - You got to get back on "D." - What? You don't tell me what to do. 1046 01:12:17,430 --> 01:12:20,400 You are not our coach! 1047 01:12:21,430 --> 01:12:23,960 We don't have one. 1048 01:12:33,450 --> 01:12:36,610 Yes! 1049 01:12:42,920 --> 01:12:45,650 Oh. 1050 01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:48,350 Blocking foul. Smelter. 1051 01:12:52,630 --> 01:12:56,500 "Late" Carl once again making a disappointing call against the Smelters. 1052 01:12:56,600 --> 01:12:59,830 You gotta wonder if the league brass pressured him to keep this game close. 1053 01:13:05,380 --> 01:13:07,310 - Oh, my God, he's here. - Coach Roy! 1054 01:13:07,410 --> 01:13:09,380 I thought you got your team back. 1055 01:13:09,480 --> 01:13:12,350 This is my team, baby. 1056 01:13:13,990 --> 01:13:17,550 Whoa! Whoa! 1057 01:13:17,660 --> 01:13:19,680 Yeah! 1058 01:13:19,790 --> 01:13:21,690 I was so right about you. 1059 01:13:21,790 --> 01:13:24,230 I mean, before, when I told you you were an egomaniac. 1060 01:13:24,330 --> 01:13:26,960 'Cause no, not last night. Last night I was wrong. 1061 01:13:28,730 --> 01:13:30,630 Oh. 1062 01:13:32,240 --> 01:13:35,570 But you came back. Okay, never mind the message. Bye. 1063 01:13:35,670 --> 01:13:37,570 Yes! 1064 01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:40,910 Hey, Carl. Delay of game. Let's go! 1065 01:13:41,010 --> 01:13:43,500 Time out! 1066 01:13:43,620 --> 01:13:45,910 All right. Listen up. This is important. 1067 01:13:46,020 --> 01:13:49,890 - Ralph, how many quarters did you play? - Two. 1068 01:13:49,990 --> 01:13:53,390 - How many times did you puke? - None. 1069 01:13:53,490 --> 01:13:55,550 You're a regular Michael Jordan. 1070 01:13:55,660 --> 01:13:58,220 Big Mac. 1071 01:13:58,330 --> 01:14:01,770 I'm proud of you. Congratulations. Passing math. Give her a round of applause. 1072 01:14:01,870 --> 01:14:04,530 Yeah. 1073 01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:08,660 You even got Keith passin'. He's actually coming out on the court and passin' the ball. 1074 01:14:08,770 --> 01:14:12,230 You. Big Wes. 1075 01:14:12,340 --> 01:14:15,780 Yes. The ladies' man! 1076 01:14:15,880 --> 01:14:21,220 Uh, hey, keep doin' your thing. Big center, right? 1077 01:14:21,320 --> 01:14:24,380 Fuzzy. Man, that defense thing you doin'? 1078 01:14:24,490 --> 01:14:26,580 I'm loving that. That's what wins games. 1079 01:14:26,690 --> 01:14:28,920 - You feel me? - Yeah. 1080 01:14:29,030 --> 01:14:33,360 And look, guys, no matter what the scoreboard says, you are all winners. 1081 01:14:33,470 --> 01:14:35,400 Have fun, all right? 1082 01:14:35,500 --> 01:14:38,530 I love this game, and I know you do. 1083 01:14:38,640 --> 01:14:41,570 So go out here and crush them, and have fun doin' it. 1084 01:14:41,670 --> 01:14:44,200 "Smelters" on three. 1085 01:14:44,310 --> 01:14:47,040 - Yeah! - Let's do this! 1086 01:14:47,150 --> 01:14:50,380 One, two, three! Smelters! 1087 01:14:50,480 --> 01:14:51,930 Yeah! 1088 01:14:51,970 --> 01:14:53,380 Yeah! 1089 01:15:04,100 --> 01:15:06,220 Hey, hey, hey. 1090 01:15:27,950 --> 01:15:30,050 Yes! 1091 01:15:42,770 --> 01:15:44,930 The team is in the zone. 1092 01:15:45,040 --> 01:15:47,660 They have blown their old per-game averages out of the water. 1093 01:15:47,770 --> 01:15:49,670 - Even Ralph scored? - No. 1094 01:15:49,770 --> 01:15:53,010 But he's keeping his hands up. Go, Ralph! 1095 01:15:53,110 --> 01:15:55,240 - Go. Way to go. - Go, Ralph! 1096 01:16:02,050 --> 01:16:04,320 Jump in his 12:00! 1097 01:16:05,120 --> 01:16:07,490 Jump in his 12:00! 1098 01:16:10,560 --> 01:16:13,360 Hey, hey, hey. Earth to Carl. 1099 01:16:13,460 --> 01:16:16,800 Earth to Carl. You gonna call that? 1100 01:16:22,740 --> 01:16:25,400 Offensive charge. 1101 01:16:25,510 --> 01:16:28,500 Oh! You've got to be kidding me! 1102 01:16:35,190 --> 01:16:38,050 Just wanna say you doing a real good job. 1103 01:16:38,160 --> 01:16:44,100 Yeah, I know. But it's still nice to hear it once in a while. 1104 01:16:44,200 --> 01:16:46,930 I just read this book saying you should give yourself pats on the back. 1105 01:16:47,030 --> 01:16:50,260 Daddy never gave me those pats I needed. He never- 1106 01:16:50,370 --> 01:16:52,770 Blah, blah, blah, blah. 1107 01:16:52,870 --> 01:16:57,360 This guy's as blind as my dead grandma, twice as slow! 1108 01:16:57,480 --> 01:16:59,770 Why don't you just relax? It's just a game. 1109 01:16:59,880 --> 01:17:03,110 Oh, yeah. It's just a game? This is the state championships! 1110 01:17:03,210 --> 01:17:06,410 Slap him with a "T," idiot, or go back to Foot Locker. 1111 01:17:06,520 --> 01:17:10,890 I got a technical. Smelters shoot two. 1112 01:17:10,990 --> 01:17:12,890 I'm doing good. 1113 01:17:12,990 --> 01:17:14,750 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1114 01:17:14,860 --> 01:17:17,690 - Yes! Yes! - Yes! 1115 01:17:23,530 --> 01:17:26,200 Two shots. 1116 01:17:39,750 --> 01:17:42,380 One shot. 1117 01:17:56,370 --> 01:17:59,340 Time out. 1118 01:17:59,440 --> 01:18:01,770 Come here. 1119 01:18:01,870 --> 01:18:05,600 All right. Here we go, guys. Listen. 1120 01:18:05,710 --> 01:18:08,110 Communicate out there, okay? 1121 01:18:08,210 --> 01:18:10,910 Work together as a team. 1122 01:18:11,020 --> 01:18:13,680 The other thing I want to say was, next year... 1123 01:18:13,790 --> 01:18:19,350 - I'll be back to take you all to the championships. 1124 01:18:19,460 --> 01:18:23,260 That's right. Now, "Smelters" on three. Stop playin'. 1125 01:18:23,360 --> 01:18:26,800 One, two, three. Smelters! 1126 01:18:26,900 --> 01:18:29,030 Keith, you're the captain. 1127 01:18:29,130 --> 01:18:31,070 I know, I know. Pass it, pass it. 1128 01:18:31,170 --> 01:18:33,070 No, I wasn't gonna say that. 1129 01:18:33,170 --> 01:18:36,140 I want you to trust yourself. That's what I was gonna say. 1130 01:18:36,240 --> 01:18:39,070 Trust yourself. Do your thing. 1131 01:18:51,720 --> 01:18:53,620 Yes! Ooh! 1132 01:19:06,840 --> 01:19:09,310 No! 1133 01:19:24,420 --> 01:19:27,190 - Foul! Smelters shoot two. - Yeah. 1134 01:19:27,290 --> 01:19:29,490 Yes! Yes! 1135 01:19:29,590 --> 01:19:30,820 Yes. 1136 01:19:34,570 --> 01:19:36,690 Hey, hey. You can't- 1137 01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:39,240 You can't blow the whistle when the game is over! 1138 01:19:39,340 --> 01:19:42,240 But I just did do that! 1139 01:19:42,340 --> 01:19:46,400 No one tells me what to do. I'm an authority figure. You better step back there. 1140 01:19:48,310 --> 01:19:50,640 Two shots. 1141 01:20:06,630 --> 01:20:09,000 - Yeah! - Yes! 1142 01:20:09,100 --> 01:20:11,430 Oh, hell. 1143 01:20:14,710 --> 01:20:16,800 Whoo! 1144 01:20:19,040 --> 01:20:21,710 One shot. 1145 01:20:37,090 --> 01:20:38,790 Yeah! Whoo! 1146 01:20:43,870 --> 01:20:45,800 - Whoo! - Yeah! 1147 01:20:51,880 --> 01:20:53,780 Yeah! Number one, baby! 1148 01:20:53,880 --> 01:20:56,110 Roy! 1149 01:20:57,980 --> 01:21:00,140 Hey, listen, um... 1150 01:21:00,250 --> 01:21:03,910 there's a message on your machine that I want to talk about. 1151 01:21:04,020 --> 01:21:08,390 - What did it say? - Well, basically, in my own words... 1152 01:21:08,490 --> 01:21:11,390 - Yeah. - this. 1153 01:21:12,430 --> 01:21:14,800 Oh, wow. 1154 01:21:16,300 --> 01:21:18,170 You know what you said about me? 1155 01:21:18,270 --> 01:21:22,600 - Mm-hmm. - You were right. You were dead on. 1156 01:21:22,710 --> 01:21:24,610 What can I say? I'm a teacher. 1157 01:21:24,710 --> 01:21:26,610 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 1158 01:22:26,610 --> 01:22:29,410 Ripped by: SkyFury 93190

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