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Rach!
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Rach...
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Good morning!
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Surprise!
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Breakfast in bed.
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Oh, how sweet... the mango
cut into little hearts!
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Yup. And the moon apples and
the smiley face. Bacon smiley face.
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I'm not coming to Niagara Falls.
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Not funny cause... you know how
hard it was to get a jacuzzi room?
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You know you have to
book that way in advance
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and they don't give a
refund on the jacuzzi room.
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Listen I'm... Jordan, I'm going
through something and...
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I think that I need to...
that we need...
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Okay, hold on.
Wait! Just wait.
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No! Hey hey hey!
What are you doing?
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Okay. This stuff is suppose to
happen till tomorrow night...
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- So I'm jumping the gun here.
- No! Maybe no...
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You... are the only girl that
I ever wanted to be with.
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Rachel Stern, will you marry me?
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I can't spend the rest of my life
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having sex with just you.
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We're breaking up!
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Okay, okay. So, Rach ...
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Okay love, I can get better!
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What? I can! I can get better.
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You just... you just tell me
what it is I'm doing wrong.
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- I don't think that's a very good idea.
- I can take it okay! Come on.
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Yeah?
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All right.
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- You have bad breath.
- Yeah, I can fix that.
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You're sloppy kisser. You've no
idea what to do with my breasts.
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Sometimes I think you're actually trying
to feed but you come way too fast.
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- Your penis is just so ...
- Okay, I'm good, thanks.
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- So you don't have to.
- ...to the side and then
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you never go down on me.
You refer to sex as gentle time.
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You are terrified of going
anywhere near my asshole.
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- You won't consider a threesome.
- Why would I want to have a threesome!
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Why, so I can disappoint
two people at the same time?
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Well, it's a good point.
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Okay, look, Rach. We can fix
this, right. We can fix this thing.
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I can read a book.
No, I ... we can make some list.
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We can fix this thing
together as a team.
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Okay, but there are so much
that I haven't experienced.
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And being with you this past year,
I just... I need to get out there.
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We both do. We tried.
We really tried.
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So I need to move on and...
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- Hey I'm setting you free.
- But I don't want to be free.
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- I wanna be with you.
- No, no! Just don't, don't.
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No! No!
Take your week off.
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Oh, go to Toronto, stay with
Dandak, have fun. Right?
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When you get back, I'll move in
with my sister and we can...
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Okay, woah. No!
Just hold on. Please.
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Okay, alright. You made
your point, okay, I hear you.
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- I'm a crappy lover, okay?
- Yup.
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Alright, but look...
I checked this in.
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I got you the window seat which
you love, okay. I'm in the aisle.
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And you know, let's just go
and talk about it on vacation.
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Gary's totally overworked.
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And you better get to it chop, chop
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since you're decking out early
for that lame-ass trip of yours.
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- Yeah I know, Kelly, we...
- What you gonna cry?
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- Need a tissue?
- No, I don't.
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My God, you are crying.
You are actually...
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- Hey Mom.
- Are you out of your mind?
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- You waited years for her like a schmuck.
- What did she say to you? That's not...
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You think she can do better?
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You should be proposing to that
woman, not breaking up with her.
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Woah. What...? No one's breaking
up with any one, Mom. Okay.
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In fact, we're meeting at
the airport in like three hours
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for a very special trip to a very...
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I can't talk now.
I'm working out.
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This is the final boarding
call for Flight 632 to Toronto.
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All passengers must now get on board.
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... paging Toronto
passenger Jordan Abrams.
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Jordan Abrams,
please report to the gate.
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I'm waiting for someone.
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She's not coming.
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- What is it, Jordan?
- Hey, are you through security yet?
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- No, I'm not coming.
- Come on, you better hurry up honey.
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- They're closing the gates here.
- No. I am not coming okay.
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We need some space right now.
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Okay, you know what?
I'm coming right home
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and we'll just reschedule
the flight for tomorrow.
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No, no, no! You're
not listening, Jordan.
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I need this, I do.
I'll see you in a week.
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You strike me as a kind of...
Hello!
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You strike me as a kind of
guy people need a break from.
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You're smothering her.
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Get on the plane.
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There he is.
Come here.
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The next seven days
you observe my every move,
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study my every gesture and
stay close to exactly as I say.
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Watch, listen, be a sponge.
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Life is a buffet, my friend. You
probably said that like a million times.
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- I don't think so.
- Now, it's time for you
to eat off the buffet.
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Now what's to consider if you agreed.
Shaved? I'm guessing not!
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- That's alright, I have enough to...
- I'm sorry, man.
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I have no intention of being
unfaithful to Rachel, okay.
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Unfaithful?
She dumped you, dude.
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Oh, that's very nice. That's
very compassionate and sensitive.
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No, stop! That's not fair!
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I've watched you pine for this
girl since you were 12 years old.
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It took you 24 years to
convince her to give you a shot.
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You took that shot. It didn't
work out. I'm sorry about that.
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But it's time for you to move on.
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And as your sexual mentor,
I need you to stay focused.
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Excuse me. I'm sorry to bother you.
First of all, beautiful boots!
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Can I ask you a question?
Is that alright?
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My friend here, do we...?
Do you find him attractive?
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Yeah, he's not bad, maybe a seven.
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- 7 out of 20?
- No.
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- Is that out of 10? Wow!
- Yeah, dude.
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I was gonna say 5 or 6,
but you're in great shape.
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- A 7 out of 10, for sure, right?
- 7.
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- For sure?
- Yes!
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Listen! We're throwing him a little
shindig tonight. He's new in town.
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Why don't you, your beautiful boots,
some of your friends? Come on by.
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Eightish, Apartment 4.
What do you say?
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- Sure.
- Yes. Fantastic!
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See, a little sexual
confidence goes a long way.
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- It's not genetics. It's not tricks.
- Trust me on this man, okay.
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I know Rachel better
than she knows herself.
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By tonight she will have called me,
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by tomorrow she'll be
on a plane here, alright.
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There's still a chance, brother,
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to take those shriveled little
raisins you call testicles
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and put them back where they
belong inside your scrotum,
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which, I reiterate
must be clearly shorten.
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It's common courtesy.
Ladies expect it.
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Oh, easy easy!
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The less you struggle,
the less it will pinch.
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Hey, wait wait wait!
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No! No ...
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No, no, no!
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Oh God! Be gentle, please!
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Thank you Renaldo.
Appreciate that. This is for you.
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- Oh, for the love of God! Wait for me.
- Very well.
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Squeeze!
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- What the fuck you doing right here?
- I know, I know!
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- Look look look look!
- I'm...
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I know! I just have a question
first. I have a question.
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What is the deal with half-naked
dude serving drinks?
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Right right.
Yes, no...
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He is here to make
sure that you get laid.
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Yes, women are all wrapped up thinking
about some sexual nature and what not!
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I don't understand how... why
don't they just have sex with him?
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- He's very good looking.
- Herein lies the genius of my plans.
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See, that gentleman enjoys the
company of other gay gentlemen.
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Alright, so women
will have no choice but...
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- Give me the phone, please.
- No, enough, enough! Listen. No.
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Not until you talk
to one of these girls.
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Alright, that's all I'm asking.
For me. Baby stuff, talk okay. Listen.
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I know you're nervous,
but you're a solid 7.
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- You're a solid 7.
- Alright, alright.
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Well so... if you
could please direct me
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to a lady with whom you're not
having of course, I will talk to her.
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Rush up.
Not these two.
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No, I've been inside that.
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- There! Does bomb sex count?
- No, that's fine.
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- Okay, then the brunette.
- Okay.
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Just have bomb sex with the brunette.
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- Hi! Hey.
- Hi.
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Hi ...
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- I'm Tanya.
- Tanya, Tanya...
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- Jordan.
- Hello.
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- Pleasure to meet you, Tanya.
- Hi.
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So... what do you do?
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- What do you do?
- Excuse me?
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What you... How do you gig?
What is your gig?
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I don't understand.
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- Job. What do you do for work?
- Real Estate?
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Oh yeah?
Real estate?
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Homo... Home owner.
I am a home owner.
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- Oh!
- It's cool, yeah. No, it's cool.
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I mean it's...
You know it's cute... clute...
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- Coo... coo coo...
- Are you okay?
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I just... I really...
I miss my girlfriend a lot.
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- Excuse me.
- Oh oh.
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There, I talked, okay.
Made an ass of myself with it.
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Hey dude. Where are you going?
What's with the costume?
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Yeah, to ward off another one of
this strange marriage candidates.
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Oh my God, your parents
are still setting you up.
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Yes, very helpful in Hindu family GTA.
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Sorry I got to step outside.
You are in charge whilst I'm gone.
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Oh, I just need to grab my
phone of you for freedom.
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You grab what now?
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- Grab my phone.
- Is that what you want?
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Let me check something here.
Let me see.
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- As I suspected. Zero missed calls.
- Okay.
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Why the hell would
she call you, dude?
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Because ...
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Because she is jealous.
No, no, because she is jealous.
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Do you remember last year I
went to that convention in Calgary
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and I posted that photo with that girl
with a red head and chain all around me,
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and Rachel got like weird and jealous and
she called me like 15 times that night.
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Do you remember that?
You remember that?
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No, why the hell
would I remember that?
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- God sake! Give me the phone.
- Well, take it!
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- I'm trying...
- Why do I keep pointers. Exact same thing.
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Hey, I don't think
this is a funny game!
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- It's there. It's in the ceiling with God.
- It is?
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That's funny!
You're very funny.
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- Jordan.
- What?
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Jordan, I think it's best
if we do not speak.
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What? What honey, I can't hear you, man.
Dandak thrown this crazy party for me...
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and it's hopping man, it's hopping.
And there's all these girls here...
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Ah there's this one girl Tanya. She's
in real estate and she's all over my...
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Hey Rach ... Is that a gentle time
playlist playing there. Are you...?
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Are you with someone?
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Look, I think we just wait
to talk until you get back.
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- Okay?
- Great. Yeah, okay good.
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Okay that's a good idea. Is there
somebody there in there with you?
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You.. You're so bad.
Get down.
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Hello?
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Rach?
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- Hello!
- Hi.
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I was a bit weird before
and I'm sorry for that.
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So now what?
You're cured?
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Well, I'm feeling a lot
better than I was then.
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So hoping we could maybe
start over you and I.
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- Ah. Okay.
- Okay.
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Thank you.
I'm Jordan. I'm an accountant.
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- Tanya, real estate.
- Pleasure to meet you.
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Tanya real estate.
Can I ask you a personal question?
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Okay.
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Could we take some
sexy photos together
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so I can convince my
girlfriend to marry me?
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Put your arm around me like this,
and I'm gonna take a photo.
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Didi take quick photo!
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"Beauty & the Beast"
GENTLEMEN'S CLUB
231
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Excuse me!
232
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Excuse me. Pardon me.
I'm sorry. I couldn't help...
233
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These machines ...
the fees are astronomical.
234
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:54,880
I want chips.
235
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,320
Yeah, but they charge you a
fee here, a big one and then
236
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your bank charges is like hidden double
fee and it's just like not reasonable.
237
00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:04,400
Yeah, look man, when
a lady wants chips.
238
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Here!
239
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It's like a withdrawal
from the "Bank of Karma".
240
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You keep it.
241
00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:16,760
Oh no, seriously! Here you just
like pay it for or whatever.
242
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Thanks.
243
00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:29,360
Spike, I need the lock-cutters.
244
00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:32,640
For fucks sake Julia, try
writing the combination down!
245
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I did. I wrote it on a gum wrapper
and I put it in my purse.
246
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,280
But then I left that purse at home.
247
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:52,480
- Three drink minimum.
- Right. Yes.
248
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- Don't give me the mean eye!
- Last time!
249
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It'll never happen again.
250
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:07,960
See I think that's good one,
but I think we can do a better one.
251
00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:11,120
Who's up?
Your turn, baby!
252
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:13,800
One. Here's one for you.
We'll do a double shall we?
253
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:19,360
Here we go. Here's your twenty.
One, two, three... Ahh!
254
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:23,240
You gonna eat that sandwich, Jules?
255
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:30,000
You guys still like to drink or what?
256
00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:35,120
Oh wow, that is a very attractive one.
- Hey, handsome!
257
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That's the chicken man. You got
extra. Extras, extras all around!
258
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,640
Would you like to do
one more with daddy?
259
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:45,520
You wanna dry hump?
I'm with...
260
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,360
I hate my job.
261
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,480
Oh please shut up.
262
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:11,160
I want my pants.
263
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I want my pants...
264
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Help...
265
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:28,320
Oh fuck you stupid "Karma Bank".
266
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Do you know where your pants are?
267
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:38,840
- Is this your coat?
- Uh it's my coat...
268
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:42,800
Wait! wait.
No no. No!
269
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- Where do you live?
- I miss my girlfriend.
270
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God!
271
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:01,000
- I can't find a local address.
- No problem.
272
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We can drive around, waste off from
gas, all night long, until he sobers up.
273
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:06,400
- No problem.
- What do you want me to do?
274
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- I don't know, cigaretto.
- I'm not dragging him back out there.
275
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:11,400
- He's not mine.
- He's not mine.
276
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,800
Hey ... I'm gonna let
you sleep on the couch.
277
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:27,040
Oh God. But listen up.
I like to cook ...
278
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:31,160
So I have knives.
Sharp, dangerous knives.
279
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And if you try
anything, I'll cut you.
280
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- I will cut you in the face!
- You're a very good depressant. Thank you.
281
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- Schooch!
- Alright, let's go.
282
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New Balance $ 11,390.52
283
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,960
Hello.
284
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Fuck.
285
00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:44,240
You don't have to do that.
286
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,760
Sorry, I ...
287
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:52,520
Happen to know why I smell faintly
of urine or where my pants might be?
288
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:55,000
Great mystery!
289
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,640
I looked there ...
290
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:03,880
Here, you can keep 'em.
291
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:07,880
I should probably just clarify.
292
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- I'm not real good with alcohol, I I...
- You don't say.
293
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:14,680
Thank you for taking me in.
294
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:17,600
That was very kind of you.
You didn't have to do that.
295
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,000
Ah, yeah, I did actually.
296
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- Are you on vacation here or something?
- Yup, 10 days every year.
297
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:29,440
One of the many perks of being
an accountant at my firm.
298
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:36,840
- Would you care for some Biscardi?
- Oh, uh ...
299
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:40,960
Yeah, thank you.
My stomach is totally empty.
300
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,040
Wow. This is really...
Where did you get these?
301
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I baked them, last night.
302
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Here, you can have some for later.
303
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:53,960
- You made these?
- For the road.
304
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:57,120
Oh, no, no, no!
You don't want to get coffee on these.
305
00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:00,880
You should really file these.
You should file all these.
306
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I'm sorry, you probably don't want me
handling your private financial documents.
307
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,200
- Oh, I don't care.
- Really?
308
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:12,320
Because I couldn't help noticing, you
know when I was looking for my pants.
309
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I took a quick peek and ...
Do you know how much trouble you're in?
310
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:19,760
This is what we would call in the
accounting world a "claustrofuck".
311
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,640
- Have you considered a line of credit?
- Right, ...
312
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because banks love giving
money to strippers?
313
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:29,680
Oh, no! They won't care as long as you
have assets. Do you own anything of value?
314
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:33,080
Oh well! Like this condo.
It's my dad's inheritance.
315
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:36,000
Oh yeah! Any bank will
give you a line of credit, okay.
316
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If you decide to pay off your debt.
317
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:40,440
Life is too short. I don't waste
time worrying about money.
318
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- You're looking for... You have your coat?
- I was looking for my...
319
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Thank you.
320
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,520
Oh, yeah!
321
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:55,160
Hey! Can I ask your professional
opinion about something?
322
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:59,120
Which of these women appears
to be the most attracted to me?
323
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,880
What are you trying to do exactly?
324
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:07,880
I proposed to my girlfriend
and... she dumped me.
325
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,520
So I thought I would make her jealous
326
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:14,920
by showing her how much fun
I was having in Toronto
327
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:20,680
and showing her that women find me
sexually attractive or something.
328
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:22,960
Oh my God.
329
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:25,000
- Okay, sit down.
- Thank you.
330
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:29,200
Don't have anyone to talk to. It has been
a very difficult time and I would like ...
331
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:31,480
Oh! What are you doing?
332
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,320
I'm going to give you a photo.
333
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:37,240
Gonna make your girlfriend so wet,
she's gonna get a yeast infection.
334
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:39,840
- Ahh.
- For the "Karma Bank".
335
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:42,680
Okay.
336
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:44,880
Make it... A little up more.
337
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,920
- Like this?
- Yeah.
338
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,840
- Okay, say "cheese".
- Cheese.
339
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:55,680
- I'm Julia, by the way.
- Oh hey, I'm Jordan.
340
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:57,920
Oh my God!
341
00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:00,520
It's really good. Thank you.
Thank you for that.
342
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:03,240
And thank you for everything.
Really, my...
343
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,600
- Sure, no problem.
- Coffee, thank you for that
344
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:10,280
and thank you for this.
Really, really this is... wow!
345
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:15,640
Okay, I will go.
346
00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:18,520
- Good luck!
- Bye. Thank you.
347
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:37,160
Okay, any... second now.
348
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,800
Kate you know ... hold on.
Sorry!
349
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:03,040
Here. You want to
just um... try this?
350
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:05,800
Thanks!
351
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:16,360
Oh, that's... Oh I'm sorry!
Wait. Hold on.
352
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:19,240
Got it right here.
Yup, that's me.
353
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:24,200
Fucking serious?
354
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,840
I need to call.
355
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,800
- Hey baby!
- Do you think that I'm an idiot? Huh?
356
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:50,520
Cause that girl's like super hot!
357
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:54,080
Oh great! So if I sent you a shot
of me having sex with an ugly girl
358
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,120
- then you would have bought that?
- Yeah, actually.
359
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:58,600
Is this your version
of leaving me alone?
360
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:00,240
Cause I don't get it.
What are you trying to proof?
361
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:03,800
No, I just wanted you to see how
much fun I'm having here in the big city
362
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,760
and the T dot O dot plan.
363
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:08,920
Did you actually hire a model
to try to make me jealous?
364
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:14,080
Oh my God, did you hire that girl in
Calgary dude? What's wrong with you?
365
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:16,280
I miss you and I
just want to start over.
366
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:18,320
This is so stupid. Let's just...
367
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:22,080
- I'll come back to Winnipeg. We'll go on a date.
- You want to come over... and then what huh?
368
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:24,720
Take me home, undress me
and put me to sleep?
369
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:28,040
No, thanks, I'm telling you.
Those days are over.
370
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:31,200
- Well, I can change, okay!
- Look, okay. Yeah. You want to change?
371
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:34,720
If you find some special potion that
magically makes you better in bed
372
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,520
then look me up
otherwise you know what?
373
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:39,520
Just leave me alone, okay?
374
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,880
Jesus! Yeah, you know what ...?
375
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,920
- Hey, buddy.
- So I met this stripper named Julia
376
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:55,560
and she took this like really sexy
photos of me. And I sent them to Rachel.
377
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:59,720
Rachel got really pissed off.
So, oh man you're right! You're right!
378
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:02,400
I need you to teach me
how to fuck real good! So...
379
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:06,640
Reshma, this is Jordan. He's obviously
got an unusual sense of humor, dude.
380
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:07,960
Nice to meet you, Jordan.
381
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:13,920
Listen. After several failed attempts
by my parents, they did it. They did it!
382
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,760
Rachel, she's never going to marry me.
She's not going to marry me.
383
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,360
She wants the most...
You teach me how to do sex stuff.
384
00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:19,200
All the sex stuff. All of it.
385
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:22,320
What? How could I
ever help you with that?
386
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:24,400
What do you mean? How
could I ever help you with that?
387
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:28,640
- Duh! You said you'd be my sexual mentor.
- Spiritual... Spiritual mentor!
388
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:33,280
Not... not sexual.
Spiritual... You misheard.
389
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:36,120
- I need you to show me how to bang!
- I don't think so...
390
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:39,520
Excuse me, um...
I'm just going to freshen up.
391
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:40,880
- Okay.
- While you two talk.
392
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:43,000
Sure. Great!
Hey, listen to me.
393
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:48,480
- I'm gonna miss you.
- Not as much as I'll miss you.
394
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,920
Go.
395
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:55,560
- Why are you trying to ruin my life?
- What?
396
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:56,960
I'm sorry.
Not your fault, dude.
397
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:01,640
- I fell so hard last night. It's crazy.
- What? So hard. That's not possible.
398
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:03,560
You don't fall hard.
You're a man whore, man!
399
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:06,760
No, listen to me. I was... was a man
whore. This girl, I mean, we're like...
400
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:13,040
Sipped tea till like 3 in the morning. We
came back here, I bared my soul to her.
401
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:15,600
And then as the sun
came up, we made love.
402
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:16,720
You said you made love?
403
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,920
Yes, this morning we like lay
in each others arms, okay.
404
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:24,560
Follow me on this. My penis was not
inside her vagina. It was amazing.
405
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,640
- That's called "cudzealous"?
- Cuddling.
406
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:28,720
Right, wow man.
It was like...
407
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:32,520
you know, waking up from her long
nap, and eating crete scrambled eggs,
408
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:35,160
and being tucked in by your mom
and like peeing in the bath.
409
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:37,880
All at the same time and even better.
But here's what I want you to know.
410
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:41,360
Reshma is from a very, very,
very, very traditional family.
411
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:44,400
She can never know anything
about my dirty, weird, wild past.
412
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:45,840
You said you bared your soul to her.
413
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,200
Well, yes I did, except
for one tiny omission.
414
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:50,440
Technically thousands
of gigantic omissions...
415
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,440
No no no no no!
I need the old Dandak back, okay.
416
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:55,520
The old Dandak got to teach me his
tricks and go out and talk to girls for me
417
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:57,560
and have them sleep with
me so that I can get better ...
418
00:29:57,640 --> 00:29:59,200
No, I have to
concentrate on this, okay.
419
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:01,760
You need to consider that
Dandak gone right now. Okay?
420
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:05,000
- No, I can do this by myself then.
- No you absolutely cannot...
421
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,520
do this by yourself, alright.
You need intensive training.
422
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:09,840
- You need like a Jedi master.
- Yes, yes, I need a Yoda!
423
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:10,680
Yes a Yoda.
424
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:14,920
Except more more *** things like, the
four quadrants of the clitoris or the ...
425
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,920
What's it for...? Quadrants?
What is that? What is that?
426
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:21,840
Okay listen to me. The human
female clitoris has four quadrants.
427
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:26,640
Fast forward okay. When one is stimulating
said clitoris manually or orally
428
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:30,360
one must focus one's attention
on the upper left quadrant.
429
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:31,760
- Say it back to me.
- The upper left quadrant.
430
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:34,000
How is that possible? The whole
thing is like microscopic to start with.
431
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:35,600
How do you then divide
into four then target...?
432
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:39,800
That's when you know.
You just know.
433
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:43,880
Oh! Hi.
434
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:49,240
Listen to me. You can never
go to the bathroom alone again.
435
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:52,760
I missed you way too much.
436
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:56,680
I won't.
437
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:16,480
There is a difference between
a stripper and a prostitute.
438
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:19,680
Okay, to be fair there's
a lot of girls in my work
439
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:22,720
who would have sex with you for
money, but it's just not my thing.
440
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:26,160
No no no no! Of course I
know you're not a prostitute.
441
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:29,960
Okay this morning when
I was here, I peeked in your ...
442
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,480
... your things.
443
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:39,480
Oh my God! You can't
even say "vibrator"!
444
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:42,880
Yes, I own a vibrator.
445
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:46,240
And I also have various lubricants.
446
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:49,280
I occasionally enjoy
watching some porn.
447
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,520
I mean, I don't know what
any of this has to do with...
448
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:53,280
Seriously.
This is exactly what I mean.
449
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:56,560
Look at you. You're just like
so comfortable with yourself.
450
00:31:56,640 --> 00:32:01,480
And so confident you know. It's this
confidence that I... has eluded me.
451
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:04,280
I'm really sorry about your girlfriend
and your whole situation,
452
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:08,680
but the bottom-line is just that...
I don't need any help.
453
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:13,720
I... it's under control,
so... thanks anyways.
454
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:17,480
Julia, this is a "classic fuck".
455
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:28,320
They canceled my credit cards.
456
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,920
See?
See, this is what I'm saying.
457
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:38,920
Okay, we need to get this straight
now... before it gets even worse.
458
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,600
But it is not too late, because
I can help you right now, okay.
459
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:44,760
I can help you set up that line of
credit and consolidate your debts.
460
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:49,480
- Okay, okay fine. I'll be your sexiator.
- Really? You mean it?
461
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:54,200
Okay! This is great!
So I'm only here for five days.
462
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:58,000
Alright, I thought we could start maybe
with some pointers, right? Some tips.
463
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:01,280
- What are you doing?
- Taking out my ...
464
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:04,720
Oh, no. No that's not...
465
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:08,040
No you think that I'm ...
I didn't mean to imply ...
466
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:11,560
I was thinking it would be like
a class... like instructional right,
467
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:15,360
like teachers do and
mentor... it's like Yoda.
468
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,840
Yoda didn't fuck Luke Skywalker.
469
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:21,640
He rode around on his back and taught
him how to move things with his brain.
470
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:25,920
- So they kept their pants on, right?
- Yes, they kept their pants on.
471
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:30,200
Mm, let's figure out how to save my ass.
Tell me what the first step is.
472
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:33,120
Let's get that ball rolling and then
we can work on your problem.
473
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:35,720
Okay, first step. I'm meeting
with your bank manager.
474
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:37,080
I have a bank manager?
475
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:38,760
Yeah, I mean you have
a bank account, right?
476
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:40,840
- Yeah.
- Yeah, you have a bank manager.
477
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:44,640
Okay, if I can just like... I just
call him up and ask for a meeting?
478
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:48,480
Yeah, it's really easy. You just call the
number on the back of your card and...
479
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:51,040
- Really?
- Yes!
480
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:07,000
These are just a pair of labias.
481
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:11,680
Labi ... Labii ...
482
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:18,280
Labia. Big pink vibrator.
483
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:30,600
They gave me a meeting for tomorrow!
484
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:33,440
- Rub and tug!
- What?
485
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:37,000
That's a good idea!
Lesson 1. Let's go.
486
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:39,840
LESSON 1:
Rub and Tug.
487
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:44,120
- How I can I help you today?
- We today...
488
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,560
would like...
489
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:53,520
- A massage?
- Yes, a massage.
490
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:56,680
A sexual massage.
491
00:34:56,720 --> 00:35:00,360
$ 40. Anything else is extra
and is discussed in the room.
492
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:02,400
Wait over there while
I take your boyfriend.
493
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:03,160
Okay, see you later.
494
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:06,240
Wait wait wait wait.
She's coming in with me.
495
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:08,960
Sorry, hon, more than 2 people
in the room, it's against the law.
496
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:10,040
That's against the law?
497
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:14,360
Well, I guess, this wasn't
meant to be. It's too bad.
498
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:15,640
Really?
499
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:19,280
Okay, whatever you say, boss. Let's
go back to my place and get to work.
500
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:21,320
Wait!
501
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:25,400
I don't understand how this is
supposed to make me better at sex?
502
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:32,280
Ok ok ok, I'm ready.
503
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:41,440
- Do not come.
- Excuse me?
504
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:46,360
These women, they are trained to make
you blow your wad as quickly as possible.
505
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:50,760
If you can hold your load with her,
you can hold your load with anyone.
506
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:53,400
Beware okay.
They will have tricks.
507
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:55,800
Powerful tricks.
508
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,120
Hey honey, I'm Sapphire.
509
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:19,320
That's not your real name. Alright.
You people don't use your real name.
510
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:23,920
I don't mean "you people".
I mean not a racist kind of way.
511
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,280
I'm Jordan... Kevin.
I'll be Kevin.
512
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:28,480
- Is this you first time, honey?
- No.
513
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:32,480
I had a hot stone massage
once in a resort hotel in Mexico.
514
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:34,760
And the hot stones were
very hot and burned my back.
515
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,760
You know what? I'm actually
feeling a bit nauseous.
516
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:39,160
Oh just relax, Kevin.
It's just gonna be great.
517
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:40,240
Yeah.
518
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:53,000
Is this table sanitary?
519
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:56,200
Yup, all of the soiled linen
are thrown right over there.
520
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,920
Okay.
521
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:27,000
Here we go.
522
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:41,120
- Oh, do you want to look at my tits?
- No, thanks, I'm good.
523
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:49,760
Okay... Oh she gonna climb.
Climb right out.
524
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:54,360
No.
525
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:56,840
No, no, no.
526
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,360
No! No, no, no.
527
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:04,200
Puke. Vomit.
528
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:07,960
Sick. Burnt victims.
People on fire.
529
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:10,280
Very bad skin. Faces are burned.
530
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:12,760
Their faces are very burned.
531
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:14,960
No ...
532
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:18,320
Alright baby, you got a real big
cock there. It's looking really good.
533
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:21,040
- Good job.
- Mom!
534
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:26,920
Come in my mouth, baby. Spray
your hot jizz all over my face.
535
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:29,440
No, no, no!
536
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:32,800
Need some help baby, you
want me to squeeze your balls?
537
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:34,840
No! Please no!
538
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:38,040
Oh my God, ouch!
My fucking eyes!
539
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,400
I'm sorry!
540
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,360
Violation in Room 3.
541
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:47,600
- That's your boyfriend.
- He's not my boyfriend.
542
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:52,000
- Are you okay?
- Oh my God. Break my nose!
543
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:55,400
- Oh my God, what are you doing?
- Nothing...
544
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,680
- Does it hurt?
- Ow!
545
00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:09,560
Oh my God! You're
such a baby. You barely ...
546
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:12,840
Hey.
547
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:17,640
I'm afraid that we're not going
to be able to use the condo
548
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:19,600
as collateral on the line of credits.
549
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:23,040
- Why not?
- Our record show that in 2008,
550
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:28,240
Ms Bowe borrowed on her mortgage to make
a series of cash purchases that totaled
551
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:31,320
just over $ 70,000.
552
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:34,360
And you fail to mention this?
Why exactly?
553
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:39,840
You said, as long as I owned my condo,
that the bank would give me a loan.
554
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:44,120
Yes, but you left out a tiny detail
about borrowing against your...
555
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:48,520
I didn't even remember until just
now when this guy brought it up.
556
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:53,040
And... in fact what happened here was
557
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:57,560
that I called the number on the back of
my credit card to ask for more money
558
00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:00,040
and there was a woman
on the phone who said:
559
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:03,400
Uh, you qualify for a
some mortgage thingy
560
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:07,240
- so I was like ok and signed some papers.
- You know what, no problem.
561
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:10,400
It's okay. Plan B.
Alright. No problem.
562
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:16,080
- We'd like to apply for a loan, please.
- Excellent. That is an excellent idea.
563
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:18,920
I like that. Let's...
We can do that!
564
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:23,280
I'll just get the paperwork
started here and...
565
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:28,840
Ms. Bowe can let me know who
she'd like to have as her co-signer...
566
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,200
About what now?
567
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,360
Well, seeing you have
tied up on your asset,
568
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:37,240
you need someone to co-sign for your loan
to assume equal liability as a guarantee
569
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:40,400
that the bank will get their money
back if you fail to make your payments.
570
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:43,400
- Standard.
- It can be anyone, really!
571
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:45,160
As long as they have
a good credit rating
572
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,840
and you've know them for
a minimum of five years.
573
00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:50,160
Five.
574
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:55,520
Like, a parent is common.
575
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:58,720
Or sibling.
576
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:02,920
A friend, a friend will do.
577
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:11,320
They are strippers. So they have assets,
but not the kind you're talking about.
578
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:21,080
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
- I knew this was a stupid idea.
579
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:25,360
- How much do you make in your job?
- I don't know.
580
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:29,680
- Last night I made...
- Oh my God!
581
00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:36,600
- No, no, no. Ok, let's put it back in.
- Six hundred... ish.
582
00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:39,600
- Six hundred dollars?
- It was a slow night.
583
00:41:39,720 --> 00:41:41,800
We can get you straightened
out real quick, Julia.
584
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:42,680
- Really?
- Yeah.
585
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:44,960
I can take care of it.
I'll set you up on a budget.
586
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:47,040
I'll review your expense
or crunch the numbers.
587
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:52,040
We don't need a stupid bank, Julia.
Who needs... banks are for suckers, right?
588
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,240
You have to try this.
589
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:00,760
Come here. I got them from
the South Australian coast.
590
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:04,480
Oh no, I don't really like those!
591
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:09,240
- Have you ever tried oysters?
- No, I could just tell.
592
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,360
Come here.
593
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,920
- Oh my God.
- Okay, okay.
594
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:19,960
- What do I do, I just...
- That's... well done.
595
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:23,880
- Okay?
- Lemony.
596
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,960
- Oh come on.
- No, it's good!
597
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:28,040
- It's good.
- Right!
598
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,040
It's okay!
599
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:31,840
Sorry, I notice you don't seem to
600
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:35,680
subscribe to the whole
"clean as you cook" philosophy.
601
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:39,200
- It's not really priority for you.
- Uh mm.
602
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,920
Don't be afraid to get dirty.
Come here.
603
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:46,000
Oh, this is not bare
hands wash shrimp.
604
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:49,080
No, my... the Jewish people were not
technically allowed to handle shrimp
605
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:51,120
unless we're eating in
a Chinese restaurant.
606
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:53,200
- Okay, come on, get in there!
- I am orthodox.
607
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:56,680
- Get in there. Peel 'em off.
- Like this.
608
00:42:57,320 --> 00:43:02,440
Okay now... try...
Can we have some dirty talk?
609
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:06,040
What?
I don't know if I can.
610
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:08,320
Come on, try.
One dirty word.
611
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:11,000
Moist?
612
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:15,000
- Are you serious?
- Yeah, like: Oh baby, I'm so moist.
613
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:19,080
- You're a guy, why are you moist?
- No, I'm not. Forget it. Fine. Hard?
614
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:23,600
- Used in a sentence.
- This is very hard for me.
615
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:25,960
Weak, try again.
616
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:29,160
- You making me so hard.
- I do?
617
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:32,000
No, no!
Not for real.
618
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:38,120
- Well, I'll be exactly as hard?
- My wiener. My dicky.
619
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:40,120
Try a "cock".
- My cock?
620
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,360
- What about your cock?
- My cock should be alright.
621
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:45,000
- What do you want to do with it?
- Mm, insert it...
622
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:48,440
- Tell me what you want to do with it?
- I want it near ...
623
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:51,080
Come on, tell me what you want
to do with your big hard cock?
624
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:52,240
Okay, I want to put my own cock...
625
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:54,440
Tell me what you want to
do with your big hard cock?
626
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:55,880
I'll slam it inside your pussy.
627
00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:00,000
Yeah, that wasn't bad.
It's okay.
628
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:09,240
Delicious!
So good!
629
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:12,520
It's so good!
How do you do this?
630
00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:15,800
I made sure the shrimps
are poached gently.
631
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:16,760
The curry has to be
spicy but not too spicy.
632
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:20,120
And the "Basmati".
That's the thing.
633
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:23,000
I have this guy who gets it shipped
in from the Himalayan foothills
634
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:27,280
which... that's the best 'Basmati' in the
world. So... that makes a difference.
635
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,760
Really?
636
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:37,080
This is literally the best cheesecake
I've ever tasted in my life.
637
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:40,440
I'm not kidding. I'm sorry I keep...
Everything you make is a...
638
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:42,480
Where did you train?
You must have trained.
639
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:45,880
Did you go to culinary school, or
you worked as a professional chef?
640
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:47,720
Well, you should. I mean have
you thought about that?
641
00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:51,040
Have you considered
doing this as a career?
642
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:53,400
No.
643
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:56,960
- Oh my God! You have!
- I have this idea.
644
00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:58,840
It's totally unrealistic,
645
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:03,320
but I came up with this
restaurant called the "Aphrodisiac".
646
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:07,400
Anise, dark chocolate,
with basil, honey, garlic.
647
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:12,880
Classic wine bar with essential twist.
648
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,520
- It's a great concept.
- Whatever! It's just an idea.
649
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:18,680
Hey. No!
It's really... It's a great concept.
650
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:23,640
I've looked around, ok. I've seen your
condo, seen all the stuff you collected.
651
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:26,440
You may say that your idea is unrealistic,
652
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:28,840
but I don't know,
it looks pretty realistic to me.
653
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:31,000
Whatever. As you can see
I'm not good with money
654
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:34,480
so, it's kind of a prerequisite
starting a restaurant won't you say?
655
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:37,800
You know, well, you know,
maybe it's a vicious circle.
656
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:43,960
Maybe you spend all this money on all
that stuff because you're unhappy
657
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:47,120
in your career and you're
trying like fill the hole in your life.
658
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:50,040
And you say you're bad with money,
because that gives you an out, you know,
659
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:55,680
from taking a risk and trying something
that will make you really happy.
660
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:04,200
Blah, blah, blah.
What do I...? Why am I even...?
661
00:46:05,720 --> 00:46:08,200
Psycho babble, I don't
know what I'm talking about.
662
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:11,440
This is why I don't... drink.
663
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:12,720
I start...
664
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:15,720
I should probably get to work.
I got a lot of work to get through, okay.
665
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:19,640
- Yeah, I got to get ready for work.
- Okay.
666
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:22,920
- You're done with it.
- No, I'm going to hold on to this.
667
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:26,200
- Good night.
- Thank you for dinner.
668
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:28,920
Seriously.
Amazing dinner!
669
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:39,040
Oh my God!
670
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:42,600
Have you managed
to unfuck my "cluster"?
671
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:45,400
I'm working on it, it's not
going to be easy though.
672
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:49,160
With all your bills and your
credit card debts and your
673
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:52,760
unopened notices from "Skeets Rental".
What is that?
674
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:56,120
Oh I was told that if I rent my
furniture, I could write it off.
675
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:59,920
- Well, did you do it?
- Well, would have if they pay my taxes.
676
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:04,520
- Should I be worried?
- No, I'm going to handle all that.
677
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:07,920
You just need to worry about following
this... budget cause I made it for you
678
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:10,720
okay and making all
these quotas that work.
679
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:13,800
And for God's sake, woman,
stop spending so much money!
680
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:18,120
Okay, you can't spend $ 1,000
on white truffles from Tasmania.
681
00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:21,520
That's not... No no more.
Okay you gotta save your money.
682
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:24,440
- Alright? Alright?
- Okay!
683
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:26,520
Look!
684
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:29,160
My money.
685
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:37,600
- Saved!
- Good! Okay.
686
00:47:37,720 --> 00:47:40,240
So, we're gonna start with groceries.
687
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:43,640
Okay, no more fancy smanzy
organic foods for you.
688
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:48,000
Tomorrow morning you're going to
meet me at 10 am at "Extra Foods".
689
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:50,000
"Extra Foods"!
690
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,160
- You're serious.
- Yes
691
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:56,360
- Hey, Jules!
- Hey.
692
00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:59,040
That's my neighbor - Naked Tom.
693
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:02,640
Yeah, I'm making scrambled
eggs, but I'm out of eggs.
694
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,520
A splash of cream.
Add just a splash.
695
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:09,840
Ah, Jordan - Tom.
Tom - Jordan.
696
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:12,600
- What's up Jordan?
- Hey, how is it going?
- Good.
697
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:15,960
- Is there something wrong?
- No.
698
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:19,800
You got a problem with
the naked male form?
699
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:21,840
No, I'm not. I don't... No.
700
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:26,000
Because you're avoiding direct
eye contact with my penis.
701
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:30,720
Oh no! I was just giving
you privacy, that's all.
702
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:32,960
I mean... It has been cool.
It get pretty cool.
703
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:36,680
Jordan, I don't mind you looking.
Go ahead.
704
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:40,520
- Tom's got a beautiful penis.
- Ummph?
705
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:43,480
Wow, it's a beautiful penis.
706
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:46,480
Take a good long look.
707
00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:52,840
Superb.
708
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:56,040
Sexual insecurity is so unattractive.
709
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:59,880
What? I just saw your another one of
your penis for an hour. What's that?
710
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:03,120
A splash of cream, thanks.
Got it.
711
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:08,520
- He's got issues, Jules.
- How's that? I do not think I ...
712
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:12,560
Do I have issues?
713
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:16,240
Lesson 3:
Confronting Issues
714
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:35,120
It looks good.
715
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:39,320
Wow, this is crazy!
716
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:41,800
Hey, let's go out!
717
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:44,520
- You're in a dress.
- I know. But I'm thinking...
718
00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:46,600
I don't know. If we're going
to do this. Let's do it right.
719
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:49,920
Let's experience it. Let's take
it outside like in the world.
720
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:52,920
And I'm only gonna do this once,
so why not go for it, right?
721
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:56,920
- Quick, before I loose my nerve.
- I'll get your purse.
722
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:02,000
I'm not even embarrassed!
Hi! I'm wearing panties.
723
00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:06,640
I can't believe how good I feel. And I
really feel kind of neutral, you know?
724
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:10,800
Yeah. I mean it's like I'm
totally anonymous, you know?
725
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:15,640
Did you hear that? I think I just...
I think I just got objectified.
726
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:19,040
- And you loved it!
- I did love it! I loved it.
727
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:21,480
Hey, gorgeous!
728
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:24,640
Oh, she just touched my package!
729
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:27,600
- Say "horny"!
- Horny! What is that?
730
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:31,400
Oh, no no no! Excuse me,
I'm gonna need those photos.
731
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:34,440
Oh, you can download it off my Blog.
732
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:39,640
"Cock" slash @ blogspot,
double backslash dot CA.
733
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:42,440
- I'm uploading them right now.
- No, wait wait wait wait!
734
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:44,280
I'm not... I have
a girlfriend and she's...
735
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:47,240
I'm really sure that your girlfriend
doesn't read cock slash.
736
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:51,720
And besides you're anonymous.
737
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:54,920
- You're completely unrecognizable.
- I am ain't I?
738
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:57,720
Jordan?
Jordan Abrams.
739
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:02,960
Rabbi Finkelstein?
Wow. What are you ...?
740
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:06,160
Oh, Esther and I are in town
for the week, visiting Osley.
741
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:08,560
Yeah!
742
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:11,880
No! No!
I'm sorry!
743
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:14,600
I'm sorry.
744
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:19,120
Scrotum just slap on...
Slap!
745
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:33,920
...Married, had two boys and a little girl.
- Oh, how sweet.
746
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:38,840
This is Julia, she's my client.
I'm here on business.
747
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:43,040
- Right, right. Your accounting.
- Yeah, this is Rabbi Finkelstein.
748
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:48,040
He was my Hebrew teacher and
he officiated at my "Bar Mitzvah".
749
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:51,280
Right! Jordan sang so beautifully.
750
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:55,040
His voice had to change as he
was able to hit all those high notes.
751
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:59,960
Well, it's been really great seeing you
Rabbi, but we gotta get going so...
752
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:01,760
Shalom!
753
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:04,560
You're live on "CKND"
national television.
754
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:07,920
It is a brisk autumn night
here in the provincial capital
755
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:09,680
hundreds of men and women,
756
00:52:09,720 --> 00:52:14,040
boys and girls of all ages from
enjoying a big night of debauchery...
757
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:17,440
Esther!
Look who it is!
758
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:19,480
Jordan.
Jordan Abrams!
759
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:22,960
Do you remember?
The accountant from Winnipeg.
760
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:26,040
Here on legendary Church Street
in downtown Toronto,
761
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:28,640
the gay, lesbians and
transgender community,
762
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:31,800
led by one of bank
accountant Jordan Abrams,
763
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:35,720
celebrates in grandeur style.
I'm currently standing...
764
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:38,920
- Hello?
- Yeah! It is you!
765
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:42,320
- What? Whatever do you mean?
- Are you wearing a dress?
766
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:45,200
No, I'm not.
I don't think so.
767
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:48,720
You're on live television and...
768
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:51,120
- What are you doing?
- Look, I can explain, okay.
769
00:52:51,240 --> 00:52:55,840
No, Rachel I'm confronting
my sexual insecurities and I'm...
770
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:58,720
- Embracing your feminine quality.
- Embracing my feminine qualities.
771
00:52:58,840 --> 00:52:59,800
Who's that girl?
772
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:01,920
What girl? There's
no girl. I don't know...
773
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:06,640
No, wait. Rachel!
Rachel!
774
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:18,560
Well, good night. Hope to see
you in... over the high holidays.
775
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:22,320
Don't worry, Jordan.
Your little secret's safe with me.
776
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:25,120
Thanks.
777
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:29,240
- He says you don't worry...
- Right.
778
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:33,440
Well, I gotta go home and kill
myself now. So, good night.
779
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:38,400
We're still on for tomorrow
morning, right? "Extra Foods"!
780
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:45,640
- Hi, Mom.
- Hello, sweetheart.
781
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:49,520
- How are you doing? Are you good?
- I am just fine.
782
00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:53,120
Aside the fact that
my son is a fagalot!
783
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:29,840
Hey!
784
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:34,200
I thought you weren't coming.
I got the shitty cheese!
785
00:55:34,240 --> 00:55:39,120
I'm going home to beg Rachel to
take me back before it's too late.
786
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:44,680
- What about your side of the deal?
- You know your budget, you gonna do great.
787
00:55:44,720 --> 00:55:49,680
- Okay. Good luck!
- No no, I need you now! Just...
788
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:56,600
I called the agent this morning.
It is totally reasonable.
789
00:55:56,800 --> 00:56:00,240
It's the perfect location,
it's move in ready.
790
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:03,760
- I can guess you'd take it, right?
- Yeah, I don't know.
791
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:07,640
If I were your accountant, I'd advise you
against it, till you pay off your debts.
792
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:09,840
You know, but I have
most of the furnishings
793
00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:11,400
and most of the
equipment in my condo, right?
794
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:16,160
So, all I need is just like a crash
course, on just the basics,
795
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:19,400
because I have
to act fast for this...
796
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:22,800
No, I have a plane
I have to catch. Sorry.
797
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:28,640
So Rachel yells at you and you
scurry back on your hands and knees?
798
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:30,640
You're going home a bigger
pussy than when you left.
799
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:32,200
Oh, that's really nice.
800
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:33,720
What's gonna happen
when you have sex?
801
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:37,840
She's gonna be like fast asleep
before your ass hits the sheets.
802
00:56:39,720 --> 00:56:43,600
Did Luke Skywalker
bail halfway through?
803
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:49,680
No, right. He went back to that swamp
place and he finished his training.
804
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:53,320
And what happened
to Luke Skywalker?
805
00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:55,680
I don't know. Cried a lot,
he got his hand cut off...
806
00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:59,680
He became next Jedi master, right?
Because he saw it through.
807
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:04,320
Shut up, Jordan! Just stop
frushing me and do what I say!
808
00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:06,400
Ok, I'm sorry.
809
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:12,640
Seriously?
That was way too easy.
810
00:57:13,720 --> 00:57:15,640
Hey ...
811
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:19,920
Oh my God, I know what you need.
812
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:22,680
- My place, tonight 8.
- I can't come.
813
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:24,920
- Be there!
- Okay.
814
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:27,480
Suck in your ...
815
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:29,680
There.
816
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:32,480
Yeah, it's difficult to
imagine this ending well.
817
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:33,440
Okay.
818
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:37,040
You need to stop letting
people walk all over you.
819
00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:41,560
Tonight, you are the aggressor, okay?
820
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:49,160
Do you trust me?
821
00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:53,160
Yeah.
822
00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:01,360
This is why I want to die.
823
00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:04,720
I wanna have our babies
right here on this couch.
824
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:09,080
Don't want our babies
to die on this couch.
825
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:13,120
I want this couch covered
with our then babies.
826
00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:17,480
- Who is this?
- Doesn't he have a key?
827
00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:19,960
- Yeah, I didn't give him the key.
- Why not?
828
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:22,840
Wait right here.
829
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:35,480
- What about Mr Dirty Santoz, huh?
- What are you doing here, Rach?
830
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:39,520
- Okay, where is he?
- I don't know.
831
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:44,400
- Maybe he's with that stripper!
- The girl from the photo she's a stripper?
832
00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:48,080
Ah yes, she's a stripper but it
sounds we think she's Yoda.
833
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:50,960
Is Yoda?
What the fuck are you talking about?
834
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:54,480
Okay.
Where is the strip club?
835
00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:57,920
- I don't know.
- Where is the strip club?
836
00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:01,240
Tighten.
Do it bitch!
837
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:08,280
Okay now. Pretend I'm your boss. This is
your chance to finally get back at him.
838
00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:11,040
Dear Kelly, I'd really appreciate it,
839
00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:13,560
if you were nicer to me at work!
Thank you very much.
840
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:17,520
Screw you, Abrams! Okay.
You're an moron!
841
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:21,840
- Don't you want to whip me now?
- Ah, right.
842
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:26,280
Yeah, it's just that's not...
that's not really how she talks.
843
00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:28,680
Actually she... she usually like...
844
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:32,160
usually she pretends likes I'm having
an emotional breakdown, you know...
845
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:33,240
What's the matter?
846
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:39,000
Well, are you leaking from your eyes
just a little baby going to cry?
847
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:42,160
Yeah, yes, sort of like that,
but she taunts me, okay.
848
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:44,680
She taunts me with like
feminine hygiene products.
849
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:48,320
Do you need a maxi pad?
Do you need a sanitary napkin?
850
00:59:48,360 --> 00:59:53,400
Yeah, but that's not the term she uses.
- You need a fresh tampon for you...
851
01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:04,280
Three whiskey sours.
852
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:08,440
- Excuse me. Sorry Julia around?
- Why? You want to lap dance?
853
01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:10,880
- No, uh...
- Five bucks for breast massage.
854
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,600
Ten for fingers banging
and fifteen for clit play.
855
01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:19,040
Clit. No! Would you mind if
I had Julia's address, please?
856
01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:25,760
Gary is clearly making
personal calls on company time.
857
01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:30,360
You're mean Kelly! Kelly, you're
a mean bully and I don't like you.
858
01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:33,720
Okay, now.
Pretend I'm Rachel.
859
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:38,080
Rach, it's not fair that I'm not allowed
to have dairy products in the home
860
01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:41,360
just because you are lactose intolerance.
How is that fair? I like yogurt!
861
01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:45,560
Do you think you could maybe dig a
little deeper? Didn't this all hurt you?
862
01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:47,520
Yeah, she hurt me
but it wasn't her fault.
863
01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:49,480
Don't tell me, tell Rachel.
864
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:52,120
Rach's, it's not your fault that
865
01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:55,360
you didn't develop romantic feelings
for me all those years.
866
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:56,760
Now I knew you cared about me.
867
01:00:56,760 --> 01:01:00,240
Just not the way that I cared about you.
It's not your fault.
868
01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:04,280
I chose to stay in your life,
you know, and be with you ...
869
01:01:04,520 --> 01:01:09,120
Everyone I ever slept with, cut me loose.
Never talked to me again.
870
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:13,480
After a while, you...
871
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:20,480
start to think that maybe
you're... unlovable, I guess.
872
01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:24,000
But you never bailed. Rach, you
never bailed in all those years.
873
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:27,880
That's gotta mean something, right?
I mean, that's gotta...
874
01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:32,360
And so naturally, I figured,
you must be the one.
875
01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:36,320
Until sex entered the picture.
876
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:43,040
- You're just like all the other girls...
- Well, I guess you're wrong about me.
877
01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:44,720
Cause I'm not the one.
878
01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:49,120
Shouldn't stop me from stringing
you along all these years, right?
879
01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:51,120
No, no no. Don't say
that. That's not true.
880
01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:55,400
Didn't I know that you're actually
in love with me that whole time?
881
01:01:55,560 --> 01:01:58,240
Yeah, you knew but
what we suppose to do?
882
01:01:58,360 --> 01:02:01,920
And it must have known that it was
hard for you and that it's painful.
883
01:02:02,040 --> 01:02:05,560
And I suppose you didn't
have to share every detail
884
01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:07,440
about every one of your boyfriends
with me all those years.
885
01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:10,080
- I guess that wasn't necessary.
- I did, didn't I?
886
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:13,640
And even though I knew it
was really torturous for you.
887
01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:15,720
You mean, like in 11th grade,
we're on a camping trip.
888
01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:17,920
You know when there're
almost raccoons everywhere
889
01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:19,840
and we were sharing
a tent together and...
890
01:02:19,880 --> 01:02:23,600
you met that guy with the goatee who
was playing guitar on the next campsite.
891
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:25,880
You didn't have sex with the guy
892
01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:28,480
when I was lying right there
sleeping next to you in the tent.
893
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:30,600
Especially considering you knew
that I was scared of raccoons
894
01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:33,120
and that I can't sleep
when I'm anxious!
895
01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:41,920
Thanks.
896
01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:44,920
And then Trevor dumps you.
Trevor dumps you last year, right?
897
01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:48,160
And you're feeling all like, bad about
yourself, and all heartbroken.
898
01:02:48,160 --> 01:02:49,120
So, where did you go?
899
01:02:49,240 --> 01:02:52,320
Good old Jordan. Good old Jordan.
He'll always be there. You know.
900
01:02:52,320 --> 01:02:55,160
To use and take advantage of...
901
01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:59,120
No matter how many
times you break his heart!
902
01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:05,320
You selfish bitch!
903
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:08,040
You never listen to me!
904
01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:11,000
You'll listen now!
Listen!
905
01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:15,360
Are you ready to listen to this?
Listen to this!
906
01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:19,600
I can't believe that I convinced
myself that you actually love me.
907
01:03:19,720 --> 01:03:22,280
You are incapable of love, Rachel!
908
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:27,800
And when you are old, and alone
and fat and surrounded by cats
909
01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:29,480
you're gonna realize
what a mistake you've made
910
01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:31,560
what a massive mistake you've
made pushing me out of your life.
911
01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:34,040
Just because you didn't
like the way that I did it.
912
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:37,320
Because no other guys are going to
put up with your crazy selfish bullshit,
913
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:39,520
you insensitive cunt!
914
01:03:56,480 --> 01:03:58,400
Hey, Rach.
915
01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:00,720
Rachel!
916
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:04,440
Rach!
917
01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:15,760
Wait!
Where are you going?
918
01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:18,600
This is the most romantic
thing you've ever done!
919
01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:21,360
How could you? Do you really
think those things about me?
920
01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:25,680
- You called me a cunt!
- No, I've been working on my dirty talk!
921
01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:28,880
I asked you a question.
Is that how you really feel?
922
01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:31,080
I need to know the truth right now.
923
01:04:31,640 --> 01:04:34,000
No! No!
It was just an exercise!
924
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,320
Oh it's an exercise.
Yeah! An exercise in what?
925
01:04:45,240 --> 01:04:47,720
I'm doing this all
for you, Rachel. For us.
926
01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:50,040
- Dressing up like a woman!
- Shut up!
927
01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:55,480
So you didn't mean it?
928
01:04:56,440 --> 01:04:58,560
Selfish bitch thing.
Insensitive ...
929
01:04:58,600 --> 01:05:01,280
- Cunt, the part of me being fat!
- God, no! No!
930
01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:05,800
I didn't mean any of that.
All I ever wanted is you, Rach.
931
01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:13,280
I need you.
Without you I am lost.
932
01:05:15,080 --> 01:05:18,520
- You are? Do you mean it?
- Yeah.
933
01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:23,320
Can we just go?
934
01:05:23,640 --> 01:05:27,440
Yes, let's just go!
Let's get out of here!
935
01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:30,920
Come on! Wait! I just gonna
run upstairs and untie Julia, ok.
936
01:05:31,040 --> 01:05:34,760
Wait! No!
Forget about her. Let's go!
937
01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:39,040
Yeah! She's bound and gagged, right.
So I'm just gonna run about 30 seconds.
938
01:05:39,160 --> 01:05:41,440
No, wait!
I'm serious!
939
01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:45,120
It's her or me.
940
01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:50,440
Are you saying that if I go upstairs
to untie my friend for like 30 seconds
941
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:53,680
that you're going like
break up with me forever?
942
01:05:56,560 --> 01:05:58,480
Yeah.
943
01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:01,520
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
You're right. Yeah.
944
01:06:02,680 --> 01:06:04,960
Yeah, you have to choose.
945
01:06:05,640 --> 01:06:08,720
Come on!
This week has been awful.
946
01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:13,480
You're my best friend.
You are my anchor.
947
01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:20,280
Fine, you're right, okay.
I made a mistake.
948
01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:23,600
So ... come on!
949
01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:26,600
Let's go home!
950
01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:33,400
I can't do that. I'm not going to
leave her up there. So... I won't.
951
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:36,440
I hope that you'll be here in
30 seconds when I get back.
952
01:06:36,440 --> 01:06:38,280
You little fucker.
953
01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:42,240
You did mean those things.
I know, my God! I knew you did.
954
01:06:42,240 --> 01:06:46,280
- Fuck you! Fuck you!
- Fine! So fuck you!
955
01:06:46,320 --> 01:06:50,400
Oh! Fuck you harder.
You even know... fuck you!
956
01:06:51,080 --> 01:06:54,200
You fucking motherfucker.
I'll fucking fuck you!
957
01:06:54,600 --> 01:06:59,760
You are fucking fuck!
...Fuck you?
958
01:06:59,960 --> 01:07:03,400
Hey! You know what? Fuck you
you foxtress. You fucking foxtress!
959
01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:07,160
Go fuck yourself! You don't know how to
fuck anything, you fucking fuck fucker!
960
01:07:07,320 --> 01:07:11,240
- You fuck so bad!
- Fuck yourself, you fuck!
961
01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:13,440
- Fuck you!
- Fuck... you!
962
01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:18,720
Wait! Wait! I didn't mean it.
Wait! I didn't mean it. Wait...
963
01:07:28,040 --> 01:07:30,240
You're a fucking bitch!
964
01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:39,040
Hey, what's happening?
965
01:07:50,080 --> 01:07:52,200
Where were you?
966
01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:57,280
They came and they took everything.
How can they do that?
967
01:07:57,400 --> 01:07:59,920
- They took it all!
- They got a writ of seizure, okay.
968
01:07:59,960 --> 01:08:01,760
It should have taken them months.
I don't know how they got it so quickly.
969
01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:02,920
But they got one.
They got one.
970
01:08:02,920 --> 01:08:06,120
So that means they can just...
Wait! Where are you going?
971
01:08:06,240 --> 01:08:09,320
- I'm going after Rachel!
- You said you'll take care this.
972
01:08:09,320 --> 01:08:12,000
Did you even read all their mail?
973
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:14,480
That's not fair. You can't
blame this on me, okay.
974
01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:17,680
It's not my fault that you rented
everything from some guy named Skeet
975
01:08:17,680 --> 01:08:19,280
and then you stopped paying them.
976
01:08:19,280 --> 01:08:21,960
But I asked you.
You told me not to worry!
977
01:08:22,040 --> 01:08:25,320
You told me from now everything,
except for my restaurant...
978
01:08:25,320 --> 01:08:28,040
I can get this of...
How can I else go on?
979
01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:31,080
I just told Rachel...
I said fuck you and sent her away...
980
01:08:31,280 --> 01:08:34,240
If I don't go after her, I'm gonna lose
her, ok. I'm gonna lose her forever.
981
01:08:34,280 --> 01:08:36,760
So I'm sorry, if I can't help you
anymore with your little restaurant.
982
01:08:36,760 --> 01:08:39,240
I got to go.
Fuck!
983
01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:44,440
I checked this morning and
they said there was a delay.
984
01:08:44,440 --> 01:08:46,480
I just checked now and
they said it was on time.
985
01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:50,160
So what is it?
Well, is it delayed or is it on time?
986
01:08:50,320 --> 01:08:52,000
Please, I'm trying to get
on a flight since last night.
987
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:53,680
I'm on my way to
the airport right now.
988
01:08:56,360 --> 01:08:59,480
Hold on a second. Hey, can
you pull over right here, please!
989
01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:06,120
Hey just a...
Please wait here for 1 minute, please.
990
01:09:06,160 --> 01:09:09,200
Yeah man, no problem.
I live to serve you.
991
01:09:19,600 --> 01:09:22,320
Hey, are you still there?
Yeah, sorry about that.
992
01:09:22,480 --> 01:09:26,160
I... on second thought I would like
to get on that 3.30 flight instead.
993
01:09:31,160 --> 01:09:32,640
Thank you.
994
01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:33,520
Here. Do me a favour.
995
01:09:33,520 --> 01:09:36,360
Would you please make sure that
she gets this when she comes in.
996
01:09:36,360 --> 01:09:38,040
Thank you very much.
997
01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:56,520
- You gonna be okay, Jules.
- Yeah.
998
01:09:58,440 --> 01:10:01,560
- How do you know?
- I've seen you dance.
999
01:10:02,440 --> 01:10:05,120
You're an amazing dancer.
1000
01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:08,200
- Best stripper I've ever seen!
- Yeah.
1001
01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:20,400
Hey, I got but one bag...
1002
01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:25,680
I thought my co-signer had to
know me a minimum of 5 years.
1003
01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:28,960
- Yeah, I lied.
- An accountant lying to the bank?
1004
01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:32,000
Yeah, that's currently what we do.
1005
01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:35,760
But you were right about Skeet, ok.
I didn't open all those notices.
1006
01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:40,680
If I had, I could have, you know,
appealed them. So I co-signed your loan.
1007
01:10:41,280 --> 01:10:43,560
And you're good to go, right.
1008
01:10:43,760 --> 01:10:46,720
Oh! Don't worry, okay,
because legally Skeet
1009
01:10:46,720 --> 01:10:49,440
he only have the right to take back his
furniture, not all your restaurant stuff.
1010
01:10:49,480 --> 01:10:51,680
So, you know, you can just use
the rest of the loan money
1011
01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:53,680
to get yourself a lawyer
and get all that back.
1012
01:10:56,120 --> 01:10:58,600
Okay.
Thanks.
1013
01:10:59,360 --> 01:11:01,360
Wait wait wait.
Wait, I...
1014
01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:05,080
I know that I owe you a...
1015
01:11:05,840 --> 01:11:08,960
Last night, I was a classic dick!
Okay, I was a dick!
1016
01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:13,360
I know that. I knew it then too.
I almost came back inside. It's just...
1017
01:11:15,640 --> 01:11:21,880
I couldn't because I... was embarrassed.
I could not look you in the eye.
1018
01:11:22,480 --> 01:11:25,960
I don't deserve a friend like
you, Julia. I really don't.
1019
01:11:27,680 --> 01:11:33,280
I failed you. Old wise
green pointy haired one.
1020
01:11:37,080 --> 01:11:40,040
- So you going after her, huh?
- Yup.
1021
01:11:40,160 --> 01:11:43,480
- Can't learn it from a book, dumb-ass.
- What?
1022
01:11:45,440 --> 01:11:47,400
Yeah, well, I couldn't
exactly have her
1023
01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:50,240
falling asleep during
make-up sex now, could I?
1024
01:11:53,560 --> 01:11:55,880
Do you have any fruit?
1025
01:12:03,120 --> 01:12:06,400
Here rule number 1.
Don't worry about your hair.
1026
01:12:06,480 --> 01:12:10,280
- Okay, let's see what you got.
- Okay.
1027
01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:14,480
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down.
No. Don't just pounce.
1028
01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:19,680
Introduce yourself. Slowly.
Just with you breath at first.
1029
01:12:20,520 --> 01:12:24,000
And then, very gently ...
No, not a blow. Lick more of her.
1030
01:12:25,840 --> 01:12:28,320
Like when you steam up
a window, you know, and then...
1031
01:12:29,080 --> 01:12:32,200
Yeah, and then very
gently with your tongue ...
1032
01:12:32,480 --> 01:12:35,600
No! Gently.
Almost imperceptibly. Yeah.
1033
01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:39,240
Okay, yeah, that's right.
1034
01:12:40,640 --> 01:12:42,560
Yeah...
1035
01:12:42,720 --> 01:12:46,800
- Is that good? Am I doing that right?
- Rule number 2: No talking.
1036
01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:48,760
Okay.
1037
01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:55,000
Okay, whatever you just did right
there, don't ever do that again.
1038
01:12:55,040 --> 01:12:55,920
Now...
1039
01:12:56,320 --> 01:12:59,560
try long strokes, bottom to top.
1040
01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:02,240
Consistent pressure.
1041
01:13:03,440 --> 01:13:06,840
Okay, and when you sense
that the cantaloupe is ready,
1042
01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:09,560
that means it's clitoris time.
1043
01:13:10,040 --> 01:13:12,720
- You do know what that is, right?
- Mm hm.
1044
01:13:12,840 --> 01:13:15,520
Up, up. Yeah, okay.
1045
01:13:19,320 --> 01:13:21,600
That actually looks pretty good.
1046
01:13:22,880 --> 01:13:25,400
Okay, work the sides.
The sides.
1047
01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:29,040
Hold off on direct contact.
Just flirt, tease.
1048
01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:34,520
Whoa whoa, no no no! No sucking!
It's not a Jolly Rancher.
1049
01:13:34,840 --> 01:13:38,520
Go back to what you were
doing before! Gentle pressure.
1050
01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:40,920
Yeah.
1051
01:13:43,800 --> 01:13:47,280
Okay.
Yeah, that's...
1052
01:13:48,240 --> 01:13:50,640
Yeah, you got it.
1053
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:58,440
You know, if you wanted to
I suppose you could...
1054
01:13:58,640 --> 01:14:01,240
Really?
You'll be cool with that?
1055
01:14:01,240 --> 01:14:05,400
- I mean because I think that might really...
- Help with the lesson? Yeah! Me too.
1056
01:14:06,280 --> 01:14:07,720
- Okay?
- Okay, yeah.
1057
01:14:16,480 --> 01:14:21,520
- I really appreciate this. You know I...
- Instructional. Yeah, of course!
1058
01:14:27,480 --> 01:14:29,400
Oh, yes!
1059
01:14:30,400 --> 01:14:32,600
Yes, that's very good.
1060
01:14:37,080 --> 01:14:39,600
Okay now, increase the pressure.
1061
01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:44,160
Yeah! Okay don't stop doing that!
1062
01:14:44,280 --> 01:14:46,240
- Keep doing!
- Should I just flip my tongue...?
1063
01:14:46,280 --> 01:14:49,840
Rule number two!
Jesus! Oh!
1064
01:14:51,360 --> 01:14:54,080
Okay, yeah, you're a natural.
1065
01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:56,160
Yup.
1066
01:15:03,440 --> 01:15:05,360
Yeah! Oh fuck!
1067
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:08,880
- Did you come?
- Oh! I burn!
1068
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:10,440
- What did I do? What did I do?
- Are you chewing gum?
1069
01:15:10,440 --> 01:15:13,960
What? No! I.. I.. Yes!
I wanted to have fresh breath.
1070
01:15:13,960 --> 01:15:15,120
On my vagina?
1071
01:15:15,120 --> 01:15:17,240
Sorry! I was nervous!
What's going on?
1072
01:15:17,240 --> 01:15:18,160
Don't you know
I'm allergic to mint?
1073
01:15:18,160 --> 01:15:21,880
Allergic to mint? Sorry!
Here.. here some water.
1074
01:15:23,680 --> 01:15:26,120
- Shower! Shower!
- That way! That way!
1075
01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:42,720
- Are you all right? Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm okay.
1076
01:15:42,880 --> 01:15:44,800
You feel better?
1077
01:15:45,080 --> 01:15:47,800
I think you can kiss me.
1078
01:16:26,640 --> 01:16:28,560
Excuse me.
1079
01:16:35,960 --> 01:16:38,880
- Hey! ...?
- Sorry!
1080
01:16:39,080 --> 01:16:41,200
Come here!
1081
01:16:41,400 --> 01:16:44,680
What the hell are you doing up here?
Reshma wants to call the police!
1082
01:16:44,800 --> 01:16:48,240
Sorry something just happened
in the bathroom, with Julia.
1083
01:16:48,280 --> 01:16:50,120
Julia? I thought Rachel
who came back for you.
1084
01:16:50,120 --> 01:16:51,360
I thought you and she
were getting back together.
1085
01:16:51,360 --> 01:16:52,280
No no, she's gone.
She left.
1086
01:16:52,280 --> 01:16:54,080
Oh, for fuck sake.
How did you fuck that up?
1087
01:16:54,080 --> 01:16:55,080
It's a long story, okay.
1088
01:16:55,080 --> 01:16:57,520
Julia thought it was a good
idea if I tied her up and...
1089
01:16:57,520 --> 01:16:59,080
You know what? It doesn't look...
Why does it even matter?
1090
01:16:59,080 --> 01:17:00,360
You don't even want me to be
with Rachel in the first place.
1091
01:17:00,360 --> 01:17:02,880
Yes, I know, I know.
I said that. I just...
1092
01:17:03,120 --> 01:17:05,280
You know, I'm realizing
something here.
1093
01:17:05,400 --> 01:17:08,840
You and Rachel have weathered storms
together. That's really important.
1094
01:17:08,960 --> 01:17:13,200
This shit is just one more storm. Granted,
honestly, it seems like a giant hurricane.
1095
01:17:13,320 --> 01:17:16,600
But, I was in New Orleans in
February and it looks fine to me.
1096
01:17:16,680 --> 01:17:19,360
It sounds very insensitive.
When people of Louisiana wants to ...
1097
01:17:19,360 --> 01:17:20,960
Wait! I've gone through a lot.
Just stop for a second!
1098
01:17:20,960 --> 01:17:24,000
- Julia and I just had this moment...
- No, stop saying Julia! Stop saying Julia.
1099
01:17:24,120 --> 01:17:25,560
Julia is field cricket.
She's not for you
1100
01:17:25,560 --> 01:17:27,800
You have got to go
and get Rachel back.
1101
01:17:29,240 --> 01:17:31,720
You can't come in.
1102
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:35,680
There is clearly
something going on in here.
1103
01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:40,240
And it's something that I never ...
1104
01:17:46,360 --> 01:17:49,480
You just have to tell me that you
feel it too and then I will let you in.
1105
01:17:49,480 --> 01:17:52,960
No, we need to pee.
1106
01:18:00,520 --> 01:18:02,760
- Sorry.
- No, it's alright.
1107
01:18:02,840 --> 01:18:05,760
- Julia.
- Yeah, Dandak.
1108
01:18:39,640 --> 01:18:42,520
Rach.
1109
01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:49,200
I'm sorry, Rach.
Sorry.
1110
01:18:50,240 --> 01:18:53,200
Too late.
Go away!
1111
01:18:57,920 --> 01:19:01,400
I really want to make things right.
1112
01:19:01,520 --> 01:19:03,440
I would like to ...
1113
01:19:04,320 --> 01:19:06,640
I love you, Rachel.
1114
01:19:06,920 --> 01:19:10,600
Those things you said, you were so mean.
That you don't love me.
1115
01:19:10,720 --> 01:19:13,240
You never loved me!
1116
01:19:26,760 --> 01:19:30,600
That's the receipt in the first time
we ever went for coffee together.
1117
01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:33,640
January 5, 1989.
1118
01:19:34,120 --> 01:19:38,760
You had the peppermint cocoa.
I had a herbal tea.
1119
01:19:48,520 --> 01:19:52,200
"Dear Jordan, you make me smile.
1120
01:19:52,840 --> 01:19:55,400
Thank you for being my friend.
1121
01:19:55,520 --> 01:20:00,560
You slipped that in my side textbook,
the day after your parents got divorced.
1122
01:20:00,760 --> 01:20:02,680
Remember?
1123
01:20:02,880 --> 01:20:05,560
And you laughed.
1124
01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:19,800
You remember in third year
you borrowed my dorm room
1125
01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:25,560
so you could have sex with with
that jockey guy in the army shirt?
1126
01:20:27,600 --> 01:20:28,600
Why did you keep that?
1127
01:20:28,600 --> 01:20:31,160
You woke up the next
morning and he was gone.
1128
01:20:31,600 --> 01:20:37,240
You cried in my arms for two days
straight. Just crying in my arms.
1129
01:20:44,200 --> 01:20:46,480
That's totally fucked up.
1130
01:20:46,680 --> 01:20:50,760
Just weird, sad, pathetic, it's twisted.
1131
01:20:51,160 --> 01:20:53,840
It's creepy.
That's really really creepy.
1132
01:20:55,960 --> 01:20:58,240
And it's sweet.
1133
01:21:02,960 --> 01:21:07,640
- While they were gone, I had sex.
- Yeah, I kind of figured. That's ok.
1134
01:21:07,640 --> 01:21:10,720
With so many people.
1135
01:21:14,480 --> 01:21:16,960
Are you ready?
1136
01:21:34,280 --> 01:21:38,520
- Back in bed, lover-boy!
- Goodness!
1137
01:21:38,680 --> 01:21:42,120
- Oh wow, thank you!
- You're welcome.
1138
01:21:42,240 --> 01:21:44,760
- Have a raspberry.
- I will.
1139
01:21:48,480 --> 01:21:50,760
Hang on a second here.
1140
01:21:52,800 --> 01:21:56,760
Where did you find it?
When? How this is ...
1141
01:21:56,760 --> 01:21:59,640
Yes! Yes!
Let's get married!
1142
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:04,680
The engagement party is tonight.
I've been on the phone all morning
1143
01:22:04,800 --> 01:22:07,240
and almost everyone's confirmed.
1144
01:22:07,440 --> 01:22:10,160
- I love you!
- Oh my God.
1145
01:22:10,280 --> 01:22:13,000
- I love you!
- I love you!
1146
01:22:13,640 --> 01:22:16,520
- And I want more ...
- Okay!
1147
01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:19,000
- Ok, that's good.
- I'm gonna go up.
1148
01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:21,000
No, that's good! That's good!
Yeah, that's good.
1149
01:22:51,880 --> 01:22:55,400
All these years slipping birth
control pills into you coffee,
1150
01:22:55,520 --> 01:22:58,880
circulating memos about your
gender reassignment surgery
1151
01:22:58,880 --> 01:23:02,640
I had no idea it was
actually true, Jordana.
1152
01:23:03,520 --> 01:23:07,840
See what I did there?
Feminize your name by adding an "A".
1153
01:23:10,080 --> 01:23:13,920
Look. I don't care if you're gay,
bisexual or tritestical, whatever.
1154
01:23:13,920 --> 01:23:15,680
You still get the same work load.
1155
01:23:15,760 --> 01:23:16,880
Now that you see me as a woman,
1156
01:23:16,880 --> 01:23:20,640
you're actually more attracted
to me than you were before this.
1157
01:23:21,960 --> 01:23:24,640
That must be so confusing for you.
1158
01:23:24,640 --> 01:23:27,440
I'm not attracted to you.
1159
01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:39,880
The ring is beautiful!
1160
01:23:44,400 --> 01:23:46,880
How is anyone expected to eat
a piece of cheesecake this size.
1161
01:23:46,880 --> 01:23:48,960
It's way too big.
Get me your supervisor.
1162
01:23:49,920 --> 01:23:52,800
- Mom. Mom!
- Hurry. Quicker!
1163
01:23:53,200 --> 01:23:56,960
Can you keep fussing with that?
Don't make me resort to the safety pins.
1164
01:23:57,000 --> 01:24:00,760
- You remember the safety pins?
- I remember it!
1165
01:24:08,960 --> 01:24:14,000
Oh, no! Did you eat something like kiwi?
Okay, good. Stop, stop. Calm down!
1166
01:24:14,760 --> 01:24:18,600
Alright, this is your little speech.
You'll do fine.
1167
01:24:18,840 --> 01:24:22,160
Just say lovely things about me.
Right?
1168
01:24:24,400 --> 01:24:28,840
Listen up, folks!
It's speech time.
1169
01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:34,840
Everybody knows me as impulsive, fly by
the sea to my parents kind of gal. Right?
1170
01:24:35,640 --> 01:24:40,080
But marrying this guy is hardly
impulsive. It's just plain smart.
1171
01:24:48,320 --> 01:24:52,200
Ladies and gentlemen, family and
friends. Friedrich Nietzsche said:
1172
01:24:52,200 --> 01:24:56,160
"The best friend is likely
to acquire the best wife
1173
01:24:56,360 --> 01:25:00,200
because a good marriage is
based on a talent for friendship."
1174
01:25:05,520 --> 01:25:11,440
Rachel and I are have been friends,
best friends since we were 12. So...
1175
01:25:20,040 --> 01:25:23,920
I think Nietzsche must have
married his best friend.
1176
01:25:23,960 --> 01:25:28,920
Two. I also believed he got
syphilis and he went crazy.
1177
01:25:35,720 --> 01:25:39,800
I'm just choking! It's choking!
I'm choking. I'm choking!
1178
01:25:44,240 --> 01:25:47,520
Hello, I know you all saw
me on the national news.
1179
01:25:47,560 --> 01:25:51,520
I was wearing pink thong and being
sexually assaulted by a tranny blogger.
1180
01:25:51,560 --> 01:25:55,160
So, so weird that we're
not talking about it, right?
1181
01:25:55,320 --> 01:25:59,000
He's just dehydrated. Low blood
sugar. Could we get some nuts!
1182
01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:03,800
No, Mom! It's not time now.
It's honesty time now. Okay.
1183
01:26:04,280 --> 01:26:08,600
Here it is. So Rachel doesn't really
want to marry me. She never did.
1184
01:26:09,160 --> 01:26:12,920
She's confused because
yesterday I did this thing
1185
01:26:12,960 --> 01:26:18,520
to the upper left quadrant of her
clitoris, which sounds she had an orgasm.
1186
01:26:18,560 --> 01:26:21,520
She actually hasn't have
one, it's been like a year.
1187
01:26:21,520 --> 01:26:26,080
There hasn't been any of that since
she falls asleep every time we have sex.
1188
01:26:26,160 --> 01:26:30,120
Yeah, I know that sounds like crazy,
but I thought she had a bit of narcolepsy.
1189
01:26:30,120 --> 01:26:31,880
Let me explain, okay.
1190
01:26:32,280 --> 01:26:36,080
Rachel came to get me in Toronto and
I always thought that was really romantic,
1191
01:26:36,120 --> 01:26:39,640
but then I'm kind of realizing
that actually she wasn't...
1192
01:26:39,720 --> 01:26:44,440
she was feeling lonely and sort of
sad and insecure, and I get that.
1193
01:26:44,480 --> 01:26:46,440
I mean she gets like that
sometimes and we talked.
1194
01:26:46,440 --> 01:26:48,840
We talked that out.
I've always been there for her.
1195
01:26:48,880 --> 01:26:50,520
But the problem is, is that,
1196
01:26:50,640 --> 01:26:54,280
this isn't where you want
to start from for a marriage
1197
01:26:54,320 --> 01:26:56,800
and I know that she
doesn't really want to.
1198
01:26:58,120 --> 01:27:02,760
Rachel, I'm really sorry.
So, in conclusion ...
1199
01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:07,080
I'm out of here.
Thank you. Good night.
1200
01:27:16,360 --> 01:27:20,160
Ahh it's so wild.
How funny a book club.
1201
01:27:20,360 --> 01:27:24,320
Tell your grandparents
I can't wait to meet them.
1202
01:27:26,440 --> 01:27:28,360
Goodbye.
1203
01:27:28,840 --> 01:27:32,000
- Excuse me, excuse me.
- Dude. Well, you're back?
1204
01:27:32,120 --> 01:27:35,640
- Yeah, I just drop off my stuff here.
- Wait! What the hell?
1205
01:27:35,760 --> 01:27:39,600
- I thought you were getting married?
- Yeah, but... changed plans.
1206
01:27:39,720 --> 01:27:42,160
- And so where are you going right now?
- I'm going to the Strip Club.
1207
01:27:42,720 --> 01:27:44,480
- You want to come?
- No, no I can't do that.
1208
01:27:44,480 --> 01:27:46,600
- Please, come with me!
- No I can't do that. I can't be that guy.
1209
01:27:46,640 --> 01:27:48,840
I can't go to places like that.
I can't go to a places with like...
1210
01:27:48,880 --> 01:27:53,040
dancers and music like that and
a shot of vodka to ... your soul.
1211
01:27:53,240 --> 01:27:56,040
- Can't be that guy?
- Fuck! So stupid...
1212
01:27:56,160 --> 01:27:57,720
- Give me another second.
- Yeah, I just...
1213
01:27:57,720 --> 01:27:59,600
Could you just give me 5 seconds, please?
Just want to ask you something.
1214
01:27:59,600 --> 01:28:00,800
- Is that cool?
- Yeah, of course, yeah.
1215
01:28:01,120 --> 01:28:03,560
You're in like... in a
relationship, right,
1216
01:28:03,560 --> 01:28:06,840
and with somebody that you really wanna
be in that relationship with, right?
1217
01:28:07,480 --> 01:28:11,920
And you want to give yourself
over to it... like completely, right?
1218
01:28:12,400 --> 01:28:15,080
So... like how do you do that?
1219
01:28:16,600 --> 01:28:22,200
How do you do that and
not like lose part of himself?
1220
01:28:22,920 --> 01:28:25,360
- That's stupid?
- You are seriously cute.
1221
01:28:25,480 --> 01:28:28,360
This is the sweetest thing... No!
Honestly that's the sweetest thing.
1222
01:28:28,360 --> 01:28:29,160
Just shut up and go!
1223
01:28:29,160 --> 01:28:31,240
Wait, I'll tell you the
answer to that question okay!
1224
01:28:31,240 --> 01:28:32,200
What?
1225
01:28:32,800 --> 01:28:34,760
The Strip Club is like calling
1226
01:28:34,760 --> 01:28:36,160
- out to you tonight.
- No, I'm not going to go.
1227
01:28:36,160 --> 01:28:39,360
"Dandak, Dandak
come to the Strip Club"
1228
01:28:41,880 --> 01:28:44,160
- You're an ass. You're an ass to me.
- Let it come!
1229
01:28:44,320 --> 01:28:45,720
- You're an ass. So it's coming.
- Leave it come!
1230
01:28:45,760 --> 01:28:50,600
It's coming! It's coming! You're such an
asshole! You know what? I wanna go change.
1231
01:28:50,600 --> 01:28:55,040
Yeah! Thank you, I could really use your
help. Thank you. It's gonna be good.
1232
01:29:15,040 --> 01:29:16,960
Julia!
1233
01:29:25,040 --> 01:29:28,680
You don't have to work here
anymore. You got your loan now.
1234
01:29:29,080 --> 01:29:32,960
I like working here and
I rejected your stupid loan.
1235
01:29:33,000 --> 01:29:37,280
What? Why? Wait! Can you
hold on? I came back for you.
1236
01:30:11,080 --> 01:30:13,000
Hey!
1237
01:30:15,360 --> 01:30:17,640
- What happened to your book club?
- What?
1238
01:30:17,720 --> 01:30:20,280
What are you doing here?
What happened to your book club?
1239
01:30:24,560 --> 01:30:27,040
Can I talk to you?
1240
01:30:28,080 --> 01:30:31,760
I'm sorry okay. I'm sorry
that I left you in the shower!
1241
01:30:31,760 --> 01:30:34,840
I just... I got terrified
and so I bailed.
1242
01:30:35,520 --> 01:30:39,640
Fellow, you need to leave now,
because our little arrangement is over.
1243
01:30:40,040 --> 01:30:42,360
Hey, just wait a second!
Please.
1244
01:30:42,400 --> 01:30:45,200
- Guys don't touch, punk! Douche-bag.
- No, no no!
1245
01:30:45,360 --> 01:30:50,400
Hoy already threw him out once, Spike.
I don't know how he got in again.
1246
01:30:53,800 --> 01:30:55,960
- Don't do this
- Get rid of him.
1247
01:30:55,960 --> 01:30:57,760
I don't want to see
this douche-bag ever again.
1248
01:30:57,760 --> 01:31:00,320
Why am I a douche-bag
Why is everyone calling...? Ahh..
1249
01:31:02,240 --> 01:31:04,280
Julia!
1250
01:31:08,600 --> 01:31:11,680
I enjoy promiscuity sex.
1251
01:31:12,440 --> 01:31:15,760
Reshma, I'm...
I'm a slut.
1252
01:31:17,280 --> 01:31:21,280
I've done things that are like
illegal probably in most countries.
1253
01:31:21,480 --> 01:31:30,160
I'm a dirty, dirty, dirty boy...
1254
01:32:05,880 --> 01:32:09,360
Hey, it's only noon!
You got your coat already?
1255
01:32:09,560 --> 01:32:12,440
I hope you got some guys on me.
1256
01:32:12,840 --> 01:32:16,920
- No, I'm gonna eat breakfast in bed.
- Aren't you going to the buffet?
1257
01:32:17,320 --> 01:32:20,440
It's Ham Tuesdays.
It's fucking sweet!
1258
01:32:42,640 --> 01:32:46,480
APHRODISIAC
1259
01:32:55,400 --> 01:32:58,160
Technically the grand opening
is still a couple of weeks away
1260
01:32:58,160 --> 01:33:02,040
but I couldn't wait
anymore for you to see.
1261
01:33:02,560 --> 01:33:04,080
You stole my idea?
1262
01:33:04,080 --> 01:33:05,800
You said you won't
gonna do anymore of this.
1263
01:33:05,840 --> 01:33:10,080
- So, finders keepers, right?
- And my stuff. You stole my stuff?
1264
01:33:10,120 --> 01:33:13,360
No no, Skeet stole your
stuff, okay. I stole it back.
1265
01:33:13,440 --> 01:33:15,760
It's your stuff. You can do
whatever you want with it.
1266
01:33:15,760 --> 01:33:17,920
You know, I think it looks
pretty great in here.
1267
01:33:20,600 --> 01:33:24,120
So, how have you been?
1268
01:33:25,080 --> 01:33:28,600
I've been great.
And better than ever.
1269
01:33:29,000 --> 01:33:32,120
I miss you.
I miss you and...
1270
01:33:32,520 --> 01:33:34,320
I forced myself not to call,
1271
01:33:34,320 --> 01:33:37,200
because I wanted to give
you a space and all that stuff
1272
01:33:37,200 --> 01:33:39,080
but every day I picked up that phone,
1273
01:33:39,080 --> 01:33:43,000
I did that thing where you dial the first
like six numbers and then the hover...
1274
01:33:43,040 --> 01:33:45,040
This is all wrong.
1275
01:33:45,160 --> 01:33:50,720
People need to be comfortable, they need
plush couches and it has to love seats.
1276
01:33:51,360 --> 01:33:53,680
Couches here.
1277
01:33:53,880 --> 01:33:56,000
And my tables, they need to be
refinished. They're not finished.
1278
01:33:56,000 --> 01:33:58,720
Good idea.
Yes, absolutely you're right.
1279
01:34:02,200 --> 01:34:05,280
These colors are all wrong. They
need to be warmer, earthy tones.
1280
01:34:05,280 --> 01:34:07,480
Yeah, hey, guys.
Hold the work, okay.
1281
01:34:07,520 --> 01:34:10,760
What's with the colour here?
What are you doing with this color?
1282
01:34:11,800 --> 01:34:15,560
- What about the menu?
- Yeah, about that I...
1283
01:34:16,000 --> 01:34:20,320
I should probably get on that cause
I haven't actually found a chef yet.
1284
01:34:22,320 --> 01:34:27,600
It's... It's yours if you want it.
1285
01:34:33,080 --> 01:34:37,160
Just let me ...
I have so much that I feel like I...
1286
01:34:38,080 --> 01:34:41,560
You know, when you can ...
1287
01:34:41,760 --> 01:34:44,360
You have a... feeling inside you ...
1288
01:34:44,480 --> 01:34:47,240
You have this like... feeling...
1289
01:34:56,240 --> 01:34:58,120
You really really need
to work on your speech.
1290
01:34:58,120 --> 01:34:59,560
Yeah, I know ...
You see what I meant?
1291
01:34:59,720 --> 01:35:02,280
Thanks.
1292
01:35:03,240 --> 01:35:06,840
- Are you nervous?
- No. Why would I be nervous?
1293
01:35:07,320 --> 01:35:10,720
Well, you do have a history of putting
women to sleep when you fuck them, so...
1294
01:35:10,800 --> 01:35:12,440
I'm just gonna go
ahead and say it like that,
1295
01:35:12,440 --> 01:35:14,600
right, while I'm lying
here naked with you.
1296
01:35:15,640 --> 01:35:18,640
Thank you for bringing that up.
1297
01:35:19,720 --> 01:35:23,000
When you're ready, you
can enter at your leisure.
1298
01:35:23,000 --> 01:35:26,200
I'm ready! I'm ready.
Can you help me?
1299
01:35:28,000 --> 01:35:31,040
Almost there. Is that... is that it?
- Yeah.
1300
01:35:38,920 --> 01:35:42,560
- How do you feel?
- Yeah, it feels very good.
1301
01:35:44,720 --> 01:35:47,160
Wait wait wait! Stop stop stop!
What are you doing?
1302
01:35:47,160 --> 01:35:48,680
Nothing! What do you mean?
1303
01:35:49,160 --> 01:35:52,640
You ...!
After ten seconds!
1304
01:35:52,960 --> 01:35:57,000
- Isn't that's a compliment?
- How did Rachel trying to fall asleep?
1305
01:35:57,080 --> 01:36:00,480
I don't know.
- How did you tackle this
issue at the Rub & Tug?
1306
01:36:00,720 --> 01:36:02,960
Come on. I really rather
not go there right now.
1307
01:36:02,960 --> 01:36:05,080
I'm good, I'm good.
I'm cool, I'm good.
1308
01:36:07,080 --> 01:36:11,000
- I'm calm now.
- Ok, let's move together.
1309
01:36:11,080 --> 01:36:15,000
- Can you change the angle?
- Oh! That feels good!
1310
01:36:15,120 --> 01:36:17,480
- Yeah?
- Yeah!
1311
01:36:17,960 --> 01:36:20,480
That does it! Yeah, okay.
- Oop, sorry.
1312
01:36:21,160 --> 01:36:23,280
Oh yeah!
1313
01:36:25,280 --> 01:36:27,640
- What... what?
- Right, I stopping...
1314
01:36:27,680 --> 01:36:30,880
- I'm breathing, I'm breathing!
- No, no, no! Keep going.
1315
01:36:33,040 --> 01:36:35,280
I got a leg cramp!
1316
01:36:35,320 --> 01:36:39,560
Well, squeeze your toes, squeeze
your toes together, then relax...
1317
01:36:41,680 --> 01:36:44,800
Oh, that's better.
1318
01:36:49,080 --> 01:36:50,360
- Oh, where did it go?
- Yeah.
1319
01:36:50,560 --> 01:36:52,840
- Is that going to come out. Oh no no no.
- Okay.
1320
01:36:53,440 --> 01:36:56,520
- Sorry, it's slippery.
- This thing happens.
1321
01:36:56,720 --> 01:37:01,240
- Seems to be getting there! Oh, yeah!
- Oh, yeah!
1322
01:37:01,280 --> 01:37:05,840
I'm in zones. I'm in zones.
I can do this forever and ever.
1323
01:37:08,160 --> 01:37:12,160
- Are you near?
- No! No! No!
1324
01:37:12,320 --> 01:37:15,960
- Love it. Don't you think?
- Okay!
1325
01:37:21,040 --> 01:37:23,120
You are pretty!
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