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OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS
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GENTLE PARTY MUSIC PLAYS
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Bump it.
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Yeah.
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James. Surprised to see you at the QGM.
You're not normally invited.
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Available, yes. Well,
I could hardly miss it this time, could I?
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What with having found... the Second Scroll!
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I'm sure Her Eminence would
want her favourite Overlord here
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to show everyone how to do the business!
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I mean surprised you could find the time.
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Word is you still haven't
conquered your territory.
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-Sunderland, isn't it?
-Yonderland. That's all under control.
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First rule of management,
Giles - employ the right people
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and learn how to delegate.
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But it's made of metal, how did it...
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It doesn't matter how it started,
just put it out!
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Ow, hot, hot, hot!
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Actually...probably deal with -that first.
-Yeah. OK.
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Far, far ago, the ancients wrote
upon the scrolls that dark forces
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would sweep our realm,
until only Yonderland remained.
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But they telled also of a saviour,
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come from a distant world,
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to save us from the shadows...
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which is lovely.
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FRONT DOOR OPENS
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Right, five minutes - and don't get settled.
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I wasn't expecting you back.
I know. Look at that! Guess who?
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-The evil twin.
-Honestly!
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We got halfway into town
and that's a whole carton.
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-Has that done anything?
-Yeah, ruined a T-shirt. Go and change.
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Will you come with me?
Pete, we've been through this.
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If there's a ghost, it's friendly.
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I know. I know, I can be brave.
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Ben,
do you want to come upstairs with Daddy?
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Oh, nice, so if it turns you've
got a six-year-old to protect you.
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What do you mean turns?
I'm joking. Go and change.
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This is the problem with pale denim.
It's one of the problems.
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Where have you been?
They had a lot to take in.
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THEY had a lot to take in? It's my father.
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All right, put your knickers on.
Anyway, they're ready now.
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Say they want to see this message -for themselves.
-Well, let's go then.
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Pete, I'm just going to Tesco's!
We need some bog roll!
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Where the hell.
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Hang on, Jaffa cakes.
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Tangy Sandwich!
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I did all I could,
but someone has replaced your internal organs
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with some sort of synthetic wadding.
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You never stood a chance. Oh!
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I'm sorry. Your friend was too far gone.
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Bye, little man!
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Who were you talking to?
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The little man who just cut up Pink Nelly.
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HE COUGHS
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Right, it's either eight injured and
three dead, or the other way round.
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Well, my feeling is that the
various issues which have risen
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this morning are due to a lack
of leadership in the absence of
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His Eminence. A problem for
which I have an elegant solution!
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Now, you may call me Boss,
Lord, The Exulted One.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, are you hearing this?
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Permission to speak, boss?
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-Erm.
-You're not in charge, Neil!
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If one of us is going to get
to play at being General,
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-we should draw lots.
-Draw lots of -what? -Or, better still, take a vote.
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Doesn't sound very evil.
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Well, we can call it something sinister.
Like a...
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General...
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Election.
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THEY CACKLE
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-What?Absolutely not.
-We have no choice. The prophecy is quite clear.
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"And, lo, the union of the
twins shalt scuttle this realm,
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"to live eternal,
neath the cloud of the second age."
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How is that clear?
"Neath" isn't even a word!
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It means that if you fall into
the clutches of your sister -
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if the twins are reunited,
our whole world could fall under
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the rule of Imperatrix.
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Yes, but if what he says is true,
then I'm from here.
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You can't just kick me out!
You can't just kick her out.
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But we must. Imperatrix
is intent upon a union.
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She's demanding that we
bring you before her.
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Well, tell her no!
I'll tell her - where is she?
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No!
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That's the point.
The two of you must never meet.
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The consequences are unthinkable!
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I wish they were.
I keep thinking about them.
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I have so many questions.
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Pep-pep-pep!
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It is decided. Our hands are tied.
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Elf, your orders are clear.
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The Chosen One must be
returned to her world.
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And the portal closed... immediately.
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-But.
-Debbie, it's done.
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Gentlemen, in honour of the
many sacrifices Debbie has made
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for our realm, let us...
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No!
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I wasn't going to say that!
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This can't be right.
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You heard them - it's not safe for you here.
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But I'm from here!
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It's part of me,
just as much as through there is.
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And there's so many things I need to know,
a home I've never even seen!
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There must be something you can do?
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I'm just an Elf.
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I know.
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If you're going to kiss, turn me round.
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So I can watch.
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Take care of each other, OK?
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Debbie, wait.
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Do you want to see your home?
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Your real home.
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Yeah.
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Maybe we could sort of go via there.
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Thank you. Thank you so much.
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Just for the record,
I did not sign off on this.
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But we've gotta be quick.
We should probably get a cab.
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You have cabs here?
Of course. Have we never...?
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Weird.
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Muahaha!
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Ow!
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Why would... Just take the cheese!
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I'm so sorry.
I didn't realise... I'm really sorry.
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You're sorry - great!
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That'll help it grow back!
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Unbelievable.
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She may have stirred up a few rebellions,
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but this so called Chosen
One is no match for us.
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Well, they don't give these for nothing.
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We've got the Battle of Constipatol.
99 Years' War.
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So close!
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And this for extraordinary valour.
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Oh, I've gotta load of badges, oh, oh!
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Sorry, and these are for...?
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Erm, camping.
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Erm, knots and, er, whatsitsface,
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the one where they give you
the map and the compass.
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Where did you get your jacket made?
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This old thing?
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And this one's for slaying a mega-dragon!
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You? Slayed a mega-dragon?
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Two, actually. No - three.
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-Hmm.
-Hmm.
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It was a dark night in the swamps of Astley.
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We were bivouacking - whacking beavers.
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From dusk till dawn, my friend.
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LAUGHTER
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With my arm hanging by a thread,
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I literally had to fight the
entire army single-handed.
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Seems we underestimated you, Negatus.
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Word of your prowess in
battle never reached us.
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Well, I mainly talk about my charity work,
so...
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Excuse me, gentlemen.
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Negatus, I'm running this seminar
for our most promising lieutenants.
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Sounds to me like they might learn
a lot more from a veteran like you.
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Oh, do you know I'm flattered,
but I've got this dodgy knee.
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Nonsense.
You're clearly the best man for the job.
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I insist.
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And with you all behind me,
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we can finally break
through the glass ceiling.
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significantly increasing
headroom in the canteen.
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So, for structural improvements
in the staff areas, vote Rita!
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I'd keep things the same but, erm...
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better?
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-Oh!Yeah!
-That's great, mate!
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Well, I think that worked out pretty well.
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No, Jeff.
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-It did not.
-Oh!
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Well, that's the worst of it out.
And we managed to save your cat.
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But...we don't have a cat.
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We do have a maintenance guy
whose head looks like a cat!
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Yeah, he didn't make it.
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Aw.
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HE STRUGGLES AND PANTS
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Here we are. That'll be half a crown.
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-Here you go. Keep the change.
-Ta.
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Erm, why don't you put some wheels on it?
Make it easier?
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And what if it snows, love?
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I don't know!
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HE HEAVES
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Is this it? Yep. Your home.
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Beware all ye who enter
this dark and godless place!
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For death and murder stains the
very walls and floors and woodwork
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and fixtures and fittings
and sideboard and white goods
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and there's some in the shed!
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Did you say murder? Murder!
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Of the most foul and vile...
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This is number 32?
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No, it's 23. Oh, I am so sorry.
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You can see how I... It's fine.
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I'll speak to the office. Forget all that.
Sorry, I'll, erm, yeah...
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- Hello. Caroline?
- It's happened again.
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FLY SCREEN RATTLES Who goes there?
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Oh, hi.
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Erm, my name's... Debbie?
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Debbie,
I've been looking everywhere for you!
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You nearly missed your milky time, poppet.
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Well, come along then!
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I knew it! I knew you'd be back.
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And they told me I was mad.
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NUM-NUMS!
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Well, you showed them.
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I'm sorry. I don't think I remember...
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Of course you do, you big silly!
I'm your Nanny Le Roo.
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I raised you as a babe in arms,
right up to the day you...
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Look.
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There you are, with your little
baby eyes and your wee baby nose.
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What with being a baby and everything.
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Yeah, well, what about... Tyrell!
Away from that door,
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you know it's dangerous out there.
Come and get your biccy-wix.
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Which reminds me,
you must have crumbling tums.
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Pass me that muslin, dear.
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What? HE GASPS
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Nanny, please!
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What about my family?
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Come this way.
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Oh, thank God.
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Here we are.
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Your old nursery.
Hasn't been touched in Quillenia.
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Sh!
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I'm not definitely saying serial killer,
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but we should think about escape routes.
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That was you.
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With your button nose and your
tiny toes and your big fat wrists.
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And that was...the other one.
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There it is!
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Your mother.
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If you can call her that.
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Evil, some say.
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Right cow, some say.
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Seriously, can no-one else smell that?
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Oh, that'll be mine you can smell.
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Damp - from the old mine.
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Oh! Doesn't smell like damp.
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Smells more like... Oh, what is it?
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Elf! You were saying, about my parents.
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You were a daddy's girl.
Lovely, he was. Nice legs, some say.
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But your sister,
something was wrong wae her.
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She had her mother in her. The evil...
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Don't say that. You can't say that...
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You weren't there!
With you gone, the darkness consumed her.
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That's when your mother took her away.
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So who are all the other kids?
Orphans from the other lands.
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I help them as best I can,
but there's only so many teats.
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And with every land she takes,
more of them come.
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I don't know where to put them all.
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You could put a few in here.
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Just give it an airing,
like shift the cot, put a bed over here.
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No! Stop it, you're ruining it!
Why must you spoil everything?
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Go! Get out!
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Told ya - mad!
Tenner says there's bodies in the shed.
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My name is Negatus.
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And today I'm going to teach
you how to make even your most
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hardened of enemy quake and quiver with...
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Hey, brother!
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Ah, something like that. I'll wing it.
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All right, guys.
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Oh.
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Yeah, that.
I was going to do that, all right.
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All righty, Richard,
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my name is... Negat...
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Is there an R in that?
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Nega...
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Erm, sorry, this is Battle Technique, yes?
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Yes. Excellent. Well done.
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So, the first rule of fighting.. club is...
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Erm...
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Should have written something on those.
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Practical. How about we kick off
with a little bit of practical?
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Couple of volunteers, please.
You, sir, and your friend with the, er,
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hmmmmmm.
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The...
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So, swords, let's get with it.
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Now, then. I want you to attack him...
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Whoa, whoa, no, not yet!
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If you do that, how's he supposed to
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come at you with the old...and...
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Couple more volunteers, please.
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Nanny. Come on - this is silly.
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Come on, Debbie. We should go.
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Is it true?
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Sorry?
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That you're from where they say you're from?
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Oh. Yeah.
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What's it like?
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Well, in my world,
the flowers don't bite and taxis have wheels.
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No. What's it like...
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out there?
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We were outside, weren't we?
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The day I went, disappeared.
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We were outside.
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Nanny?
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I was only away for a second.
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And that's why you don't let the kids out,
isn't it?
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You're punishing yourself,
so you never forget.
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DOOR OPENS
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It can't happen again.
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I won't lose another one.
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So, we both agreed Jeff's out of the running,
because of...
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Oh, ha-ha-ha!
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Oh, ha-ha-ha!
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-..that.
-Yeah. So it's just you and me now.
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Let's settle this like intelligent,
mature, professionals.
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Ready?
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Girl, I was born ready!
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Prepare to feel the reign of pain!
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I hope you like the basement,
because you are going dow...
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OW!
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Dammit.
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So you see, you didn't lose me. I was taken.
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By my father, and for good reason.
And I went to a wonderful place.
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Birmingham?
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To a good home. A good family.
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And I've got one of my own now.
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Look.
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You see, you didn't do -anything wrong.
-No?
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Not a thing.
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And they certainly didn't.
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They should be playing. Out there.
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But it's dangerous out there.
There's Negatus and her...
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And what do you think will happen -if you keep them in here?
-Nothing!
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Nothing. Ever.
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It's such a lovely day.
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Negatus, how's it going in there?
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Hey! Good, yeah, great.
323
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,800
Ah, a few teething problems at first,
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but, er, it's all pretty quiet now.
325
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I was just popping for a cup
of hot flavoured...water.
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Would you care to join me?
327
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Yes, that sounds very nice. Good.
328
00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:32,920
Might just show my face to the troops first,
though.
329
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:35,440
Erm, I really wouldn't,
I think they'd rather...
330
00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:40,720
Like I said, a few teething problems.
331
00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:44,720
Dismantling the glass ceiling
is just the beginning.
332
00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,960
Next, I want to level the playing field.
333
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,800
Because that lump by the
goal is really dangerous.
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00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:51,120
That's dangerous.
335
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:53,880
Jeffrey. These are highly skilled...
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Agh!
337
00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:02,480
Should probably have...
Cleared the canteen, yeah.
338
00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:03,880
Sorry about that.
339
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Smell that fresh air! SHE SNIFFS
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Ah!
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One for the pouch.
342
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Or just put it on a shelf or something.
Keep it...dry.
343
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:23,240
Nannies don't have favourites.
344
00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:26,040
- But if I did...
- I know what it is!
345
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:28,680
-What?
-The smell. It's not damp, it's...
346
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CRASH!
347
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..swamp gas.
348
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:43,440
Our home! Whatever will we do now?
349
00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:47,440
Well, if shiny things in this world
work like shiny things in mine,
350
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:49,400
I think you might be all right.
351
00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:51,200
Trubies!
352
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We're rich!
353
00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:54,960
Oh, we're rich!
354
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,040
Kids, we're rich, ho, ho!
355
00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:00,920
Weird. Now she's rich,
she just seems eccentric.
356
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,520
Yeah!
357
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:08,560
You mean to say that,
had Debbie not remained in our realm,
358
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:12,560
49 helpless orphans would have died?
359
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,960
43. Is no-one writing this down?
360
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,560
My bad. My bad.
361
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:20,560
But otherwise, yes -
the explosion would have killed them all.
362
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:23,720
It's like she was MEANT to be here.
363
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:25,760
Debbie was right to defy us.
364
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,720
How could we have been so blind?
365
00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:29,400
If only she was here now.
366
00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:31,240
-Hi.
-And she is!
367
00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:33,880
Fate!
368
00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:36,400
Debbie, we owe you an apology.
369
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:38,000
Well?
370
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,880
Well, not now. We owe it to you.
371
00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:43,800
A note has been made and the account
will be settled in due course.
372
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:47,120
Of course, we must be sure to
keep you away from Imperatrix,
373
00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:50,960
but today's events just goes
to prove how vital you are
374
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,600
to this realm,
regardless of what is written.
375
00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:55,240
ALFIE GASPS
376
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:56,880
Breathe, Alfie. That's it.
377
00:19:56,920 --> 00:20:02,040
You are The Chosen One, Deb-beh,
and clearly your place is here,
378
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:03,280
among your people.
379
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:09,400
For a maximum of six hours a day,
five days a week,
380
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:12,920
no calls after 7pm, except in emergencies.
381
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,560
As for the Elf...
382
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:16,720
For your part in today's episode,
383
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:20,360
our entire realm owes you
a great debt of gratitude.
384
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:23,080
But, technically you did ignore our orders
385
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:24,760
so we're going to have you shot.
386
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:26,840
-What?!
-Only joking!
387
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,120
THEY LAUGH UPROARIOUSLY
388
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,440
Oh, come on! They didn't all die.
389
00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:35,960
One of them just has
life-threatening injuries.
390
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,960
But as this Second Scroll makes clear,
391
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,520
Debbie's presence is a necessary evil.
392
00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:44,800
Or should I say "necessary for evil".
393
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:46,560
THEY TITTER Silence!
394
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,880
The Elders have made it
clear that she will not forge
395
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:50,320
this union willingly.
396
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:53,240
So we have no choice but to use force.
397
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:58,560
The gloves are off.
I shall oversee this development personally.
398
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,480
And mark my words...
399
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:04,240
..Debbie will be made to cooperate.
400
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:08,480
She will bend to my will,
or others will suffer the consequences.
401
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:13,560
Keith, I'm home! Sorry I'm late.
402
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,840
I went to the big one to get that
ham you like with the orange fluff.
403
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:19,360
But when you take a ticket now,
it's only the cheese...
404
00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:23,680
It turned. Oh, for the love of...
405
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:27,800
God, the Father,
the Son and the Holy Spirit.
406
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:32,040
Pete. Can I speak to you in the kitchen?
407
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,360
For a sec?
408
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:36,160
-It's mine!
-But it's my turn!
409
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,000
I had it first!
410
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:39,040
Demons!
411
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,080
Oh, back so soon, darkest of ages?
412
00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:45,720
Yeah, they let me go home early for
being so brilliant at everything.
413
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:48,280
What the hell has happened here?
414
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:50,120
-Burglars!
-Meteor strike! James McAvoy!
415
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:51,160
Eh?!
416
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,840
My beautiful throne!
417
00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:00,080
Who was in charge here?
418
00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:02,440
Erm...
419
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:05,320
It doesn't feel like promotion.
420
00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:07,640
Well, that's corporations for ya.
421
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:08,920
SHE GROANS
422
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,080
SPLAT!
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