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Could you hand me my shirt, baby girl?
I oughta get going.
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Come on.
Stay a little longer.
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What about round two?
- You for real?
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What?
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You all outta mojo?
- Hell, you tryin' to kill me, woman?
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Don't you want to stay with me?
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You know it, baby girl.
But the goats need lovin', too.
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Folks don't call me Goat Peter
for nothing.
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Very funny.
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There you go.
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Hey.
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Heidi!
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You've been visiting Goat Peter again!
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And how was your day?
- Look.
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That boy is trouble, I'm telling you.
- Here we go again.
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Boys his age,
they got one thing on their mind.
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So you just stay away from him
before you get hurt.
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I know,
but I just so happen to like him a lot.
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And I'm old enough
to make my own decisions.
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You know,
I only want what's best for you.
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You're all I have.
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Can we just eat, Grandfather?
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They say he's involved
in some shady business.
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They? Who's they?
- In the village!
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How about trusting
your own granddaughter's judgment
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instead of some old hag's gossip?
- Heidi!
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You know what?
I'm not hungry anymore.
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Goat Peter and I love each other.
And that's that.
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My dear, dear Heidi.
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If only you knew.
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You the guy?
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I'm the guy, alright.
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Straight to business.
I like it.
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Rich, creamy,
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smooth texture,
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exquisite taste.
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This goat cheese
is truly out of this world.
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Nothing like the crap
they used to sell in the cities.
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So it's true what they say about you.
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Happy goats...
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make happy cheese.
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Grüezi, Swiss citizens.
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This is a special message
from our Very Swiss Leader.
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Today's topic: Nutrition and patriotism.
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What could be better
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than delicious, cheesy,
traditional Swiss home cooking?
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Thanks, honey. Smells delicious.
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And what could be worse
than someone who doesn't eat it?
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Lactose intolerance
is a threat from within.
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One that will smother the Swiss way
of life if we allow it to continue.
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Whenever you observe anyone
acting suspiciously lactose intolerant,
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call 1-800-LACTOSE!
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I'm doing my part.
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Your colleague.
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I'm doing my part.
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Or your girlfriend.
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I'm doing my part.
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Are you doing your part?
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Keep Switzerland
free of lactose intolerance!
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Call 1-800-LACTOSE! Anonymity guaranteed.
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This message is brought to you
by Meili's Cheese Co.
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I look fantastisch.
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Good work, Gutzweiler!
- Thank you, my Very Swiss Leader.
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I'm very proud of the results.
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It could definitely use
some sexy girls, though.
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Okay. That is enough praise for today.
Anything else you have for me?
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Good news, sir. The French.
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They are ready to agree
to our export terms.
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But...
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My Very Swiss Leader.
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I am...
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You are one minute and 52 seconds late.
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This is not Swaziland.
This is Switzerland!
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My sincere apologies.
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Apologies?
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You are hereby relieved of your duties.
Guards!
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Anyway. Where were we?
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The French, sir.
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They insist on sending
a delegation of food inspectors
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to see if we meet their standards
before they make a final decision.
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You know the French.
They love their cheese.
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Those Brie-eating bastards
want to lecture me about cheese?
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Who do they think they are?
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Maybe I should invite them
to the National Day celebration.
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So... how is the Ultra Swiss cheese
coming along?
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Ah, very good, sir. I think
you will be very pleased with the results.
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Good.
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First France...
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and then...
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the world!
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I heard someone ordered fondue.
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Oh, I love the smell of cheese
in the morning.
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That wasn't so bad, now, was it?
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Please.
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No more cheese.
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I can't take it.
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I am lactose intolerant.
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Of course you are.
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You filthy foreign fuck!
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Well, who is your supplier?
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His name is G...
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G... G... G...
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G... G... G... G... G... G...
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Goat Peter.
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And where can we find this Goat Peter?
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The Alps.
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The village above Davos.
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Tomorrow.
Please.
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I told you what you want to know.
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You promised to let me go.
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I did. But first...
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How about some chocolate for dessert?
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Goat Peter!
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There you go.
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Wait here. I'll be right back.
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I love you, Goat Peter.
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I love you too, baby girl.
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Definitely our goat fucker.
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This man has been charged
with the production,
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sales and distribution
of illegal dairy products.
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Let this be a lesson to you all.
Traitors get what they deserve.
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Noooooo!
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And who might you be?
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Take her away!
- Come with us!
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Meili's gonna love this one.
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Don't let her get away. Quick!
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See, what did I tell you?
They've been down to the village again.
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Just wait 'til I give him
a piece of my mind.
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Grandfather!
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Did you really think
you could get away from me?
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Leave the girl alone.
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Mind your own business, old man.
It's better for your health.
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I said... leave her alone, Knorr!
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Or I'll blow your fucking head off.
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Wait a minute. Alpöhi?
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Is it really you?
- You better believe it.
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Get on your merry way
and forget you ever saw the girl!
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She's yours?
This just keeps getting better and better.
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Final warning!
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Your pathetic rebellion
failed a long time ago.
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Grandfather!
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Don't bother.
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It's pointless.
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Where are they taking us?
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I don't know.
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My name is Klara.
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What's yours?
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Fräulein Rottweiler.
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This is the one.
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I'm rather unimpressed.
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Meili is gonna love her.
You'll see.
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Is that so?
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Lutz!
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You are now property of the Fatherland.
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Welcome to Camp Alpenblick!
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Next.
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Next.
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Next.
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Well...
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Open up.
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As suspected.
Lactose intolerant.
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Guards!
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Never mind that one.
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Good. Next.
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Well, hello.
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Open!
- I'm fine, thank you very much.
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Don't worry.
You're in good hands.
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I see. Spirited, aren't you, huh?
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I could do this all day long.
What about you?
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Watch out.
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The way you were resisting, I was certain
that you would be intolerant.
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Oh. Fresh meat.
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Just ignore them.
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This is Rosie.
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She's all bite and no bark.
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Me and you, we're going to have
a real good time together.
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Quiet in there!
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Lights out!
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I'm gonna make them pay.
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I promise you.
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I'm scared. Aren't you?
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I gotta get out of here.
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We gotta get out of here.
We gotta come up with something.
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Klara, you hear me?
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We need to stick together.
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Even if we managed
to sneak past the guards,
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how would we make it out of here?
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I mean... We don't even know where we are.
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We'll find a way.
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We have to.
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Quiet!
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Good night, Klara.
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Good night.
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Good morning, ladies.
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Good morning, Fräulein Rottweiler!
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Congratulations,
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new arrivals.
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You are the chosen ones!
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As you all know...
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Schwingen,
also known as Alpine Wrestling,
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is our nation's most popular sport.
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Today you begin your training!
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Lutz!
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As there are some newbies here,
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we'll start with the basics.
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You!
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And you.
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Into the ring!
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We start
with the basic moves of Schwingen!
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The "kurz" is the most commonly used grip
on the Schwing court.
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Go!
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Enough! You're going to kill her!
- Alright!
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Get back in line!
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Let's see if there's some talent
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behind that big mouth of yours.
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You.
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The next move is the "wyberhaagge".
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Not only because of its name,
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it is one of the more spectacular swings.
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I told you we're gonna have fun.
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Found any fishes down there?
No? Check again!
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Attention! Stand straight.
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You, you, you. Out!
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We'll continue the swimming lessons
tomorrow, Bambi.
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I present to you our Very Swiss Leader,
President Meili.
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Oh. That is what it's like.
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Not too shabby at all.
I'm starting to like this place.
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Anyway. Knorrli!
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It's Kommandant Knorr!
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That's the one.
Maienfeld, Adelheid.
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24 years old.
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Granddaughter of Alpöhi.
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Recently deceased.
I took care of that personally...
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Ooh! Quite the lively one.
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I like that look on your face.
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That starry-eyed cluelessness
one only find in the Alps.
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Perfect.
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I am positively surprised,
Kommandant Knorr.
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I did not expect that from you.
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Anyway, I have got important things to do.
Cow business, if you know what I mean.
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The girl.
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I want her to be the main attraction.
This'll be the best Schwing fest in years.
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Of course, sir, I have...
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I've had it with cheese.
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Isn't there anything else?
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Oh, let me check.
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Oh, no. Just cheese.
Take it or leave it.
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All prisoners pick up your meals.
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What's the problem, Bambi?
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I'm not eating that crap.
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Ooh. Are you suddenly lactose intolerant?
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Stuff your fat faces
with that garbage all you want.
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I'd rather starve to death
than end up as one of you.
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Leave her alone! Leave her alone!
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Anyone else wants some?
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And these two...
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Take 'em away!
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How the hell did she get that in here?
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I have had it
with your sloppy strip searches.
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I expect better.
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Yes, ma'am, Fräulein Rottweiler.
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00:34:13,086 --> 00:34:16,086
Oh, is that how you want to play it?
265
00:34:16,878 --> 00:34:18,170
Very well!
266
00:34:18,503 --> 00:34:23,003
In just a few days, you'll be
on your knees, begging for cheese.
267
00:35:00,336 --> 00:35:04,461
In Switzerland, in Switzerland
In Switzerland...
268
00:35:35,586 --> 00:35:37,670
What a pain in the ass!
269
00:35:39,211 --> 00:35:41,670
Woof, woof, woof.
270
00:35:41,836 --> 00:35:43,336
Pugsie!
271
00:35:43,503 --> 00:35:45,378
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.
272
00:35:45,545 --> 00:35:48,086
You truly are insatiable, hm?
273
00:35:48,545 --> 00:35:50,128
Woof, woof, woof, woof.
274
00:35:50,461 --> 00:35:51,878
Very well.
275
00:36:17,420 --> 00:36:18,961
Smell that?
276
00:36:19,128 --> 00:36:23,003
All the delicious cheese.
277
00:36:33,795 --> 00:36:35,545
Till tomorrow!
278
00:36:48,045 --> 00:36:51,211
You've been visiting Goat Peter again.
279
00:36:51,378 --> 00:36:54,545
Lunch is getting cold.
280
00:37:00,045 --> 00:37:01,878
Smell that?
281
00:37:02,211 --> 00:37:04,420
I love you, too, baby girl.
282
00:37:04,586 --> 00:37:06,003
Delicious cheese...
283
00:37:06,170 --> 00:37:07,420
What are you staring at?
284
00:37:07,586 --> 00:37:08,711
Delicious cheese.
285
00:37:09,045 --> 00:37:10,795
Lunch is getting cold.
286
00:37:11,711 --> 00:37:13,503
Don't you want some?
287
00:37:31,836 --> 00:37:33,586
Grandfather?
288
00:37:57,753 --> 00:37:58,961
For fuck's sake!
289
00:37:59,586 --> 00:38:02,003
I should have you all arrested.
290
00:38:03,336 --> 00:38:06,128
I'm sure it's just a...
- matter of logistics.
291
00:38:06,295 --> 00:38:10,795
That is what you told me the last time.
Yet here we are, you've nothing to show.
292
00:38:12,086 --> 00:38:13,961
Some more milk.
293
00:38:22,670 --> 00:38:24,128
My Very Swiss Leader,
294
00:38:24,461 --> 00:38:27,920
I promise you,
your new Ultra Swiss cheese
295
00:38:28,086 --> 00:38:31,670
will be ready
in time for Swiss National Day.
296
00:38:32,961 --> 00:38:34,503
It better be
297
00:38:34,670 --> 00:38:38,128
because you are hanging
on a really thin thread,
298
00:38:38,461 --> 00:38:39,545
Schwitzgebel!
299
00:38:41,545 --> 00:38:43,253
Speaking of Swiss National Day...
300
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:46,836
How is the mountain girl doing?
- Oh...
301
00:38:48,128 --> 00:38:51,295
Very promising.
You were right to choose her.
302
00:38:52,086 --> 00:38:56,711
Good. You would not disappoint me,
would you, Knorrli?
303
00:38:57,878 --> 00:39:00,545
I wouldn't dare, sir. You know me.
304
00:39:03,170 --> 00:39:04,795
I do indeed.
305
00:39:07,211 --> 00:39:08,628
Gentlemen.
306
00:39:10,420 --> 00:39:14,253
To world domination!
- To world domination!
307
00:39:26,336 --> 00:39:27,753
Rottweiler.
308
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:30,961
Finally!
Meili is getting impatient.
309
00:39:31,128 --> 00:39:35,211
If the girl doesn't deliver at the fest,
he'll have our heads on a platter.
310
00:39:36,295 --> 00:39:39,420
You are giving me orders, Pugsie?
311
00:39:39,586 --> 00:39:40,836
Damn right I am.
312
00:39:41,336 --> 00:39:45,378
That almost sounds
like you are questioning my abilities.
313
00:39:45,545 --> 00:39:47,545
I don't care how you do it.
314
00:39:47,711 --> 00:39:49,753
Just make it happen!
315
00:39:59,045 --> 00:40:00,503
You know...
316
00:40:00,836 --> 00:40:02,586
I'm so glad...
317
00:40:04,128 --> 00:40:05,753
that you didn't listen.
318
00:40:09,211 --> 00:40:10,753
Because...
319
00:40:11,170 --> 00:40:12,795
I'm going to enjoy this...
320
00:40:13,545 --> 00:40:15,461
very much.
321
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:22,045
It's party time, bitch.
322
00:41:05,836 --> 00:41:09,003
I think she's had enough.
323
00:41:09,170 --> 00:41:12,003
Give us a minute, will you?
324
00:41:21,503 --> 00:41:25,128
You know...
I'm not as bad as you think I am.
325
00:41:26,128 --> 00:41:30,420
I really do care about my girls,
especially you, Heidi.
326
00:41:30,586 --> 00:41:33,045
I only want what's best for you.
327
00:41:34,545 --> 00:41:39,045
Sometimes that requires
a little bit of tough love.
328
00:41:39,378 --> 00:41:42,586
But tough love is still love.
329
00:41:42,753 --> 00:41:44,586
Wouldn't you agree?
330
00:41:46,086 --> 00:41:50,128
Anyway. I've got you a little something...
331
00:41:50,795 --> 00:41:52,086
to cheer you up.
332
00:42:00,628 --> 00:42:05,086
Now how about you have
a little something to eat? Hmm?
333
00:42:06,170 --> 00:42:07,711
What do you say?
334
00:42:14,961 --> 00:42:16,378
Such a good girl.
335
00:42:38,628 --> 00:42:40,795
I'm not a good girl anymore.
336
00:42:51,711 --> 00:42:52,711
Time to leave.
337
00:42:56,545 --> 00:42:58,711
Why?
- I got keys.
338
00:42:59,045 --> 00:43:00,045
Cheese?
339
00:43:00,378 --> 00:43:03,253
No, keys!
We can finally get the hell out of here!
340
00:43:03,586 --> 00:43:06,086
But it's going to be breakfast soon.
341
00:43:06,461 --> 00:43:07,920
Wait, what?
342
00:43:08,961 --> 00:43:11,545
What the hell are you on about?
We gotta hurry.
343
00:43:11,711 --> 00:43:13,670
I need my daily cheese
344
00:43:13,836 --> 00:43:16,461
so I can be big and strong...
345
00:43:16,628 --> 00:43:20,753
and become Switzerland's next top
Schwinger for our Very Swiss Leader.
346
00:43:21,670 --> 00:43:24,128
For fuck's sake, Klara, snap out of it!
347
00:43:28,086 --> 00:43:29,295
Fuck!
348
00:43:34,420 --> 00:43:37,086
Goddamn it, Klara, get up!
I can't do this alone!
349
00:43:37,836 --> 00:43:39,295
I'm leaving.
350
00:43:40,628 --> 00:43:42,336
I'll fix this. I promise.
351
00:44:04,128 --> 00:44:05,628
Ruthli!
352
00:44:57,086 --> 00:44:58,628
This way!
353
00:45:24,545 --> 00:45:28,253
There's nowhere for you to run, Heidi.
354
00:45:29,628 --> 00:45:32,836
Unless you want to join
the rest of your family.
355
00:45:34,586 --> 00:45:35,836
What?
356
00:45:41,211 --> 00:45:43,545
Your grandfather never told you?
357
00:45:44,670 --> 00:45:48,461
I made sure your parents
got what they deserve.
358
00:45:49,253 --> 00:45:51,836
And now it's your turn.
359
00:45:52,003 --> 00:45:55,128
It would be my pleasure to reunite you
360
00:45:55,461 --> 00:45:58,711
and to once again see
that look on a face I saw
361
00:45:58,878 --> 00:46:04,420
when I drained the life out of
your whore mother and your deadbeat dad.
362
00:46:05,670 --> 00:46:09,045
All your sheltered life in the mountains
363
00:46:09,211 --> 00:46:12,378
still led your right into my arms.
364
00:46:12,545 --> 00:46:15,878
You know, personally,
I couldn't give a rat's ass
365
00:46:16,211 --> 00:46:19,211
how much Meili
wants you at his Schwing fest.
366
00:46:21,003 --> 00:46:23,545
So, which will it be?
367
00:46:32,045 --> 00:46:34,628
You do not control my destiny.
368
00:46:39,795 --> 00:46:41,253
God damn her!
369
00:47:03,545 --> 00:47:05,753
Knorrli, I did not expect you here today.
370
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:10,545
I've got some unfortunate news
that I wanted to tell you in person, sir.
371
00:47:12,586 --> 00:47:14,586
It's the mountain girl, Heidi.
372
00:47:16,461 --> 00:47:18,420
Get to the point.
I haven't got all day.
373
00:47:20,420 --> 00:47:22,086
She's dead.
374
00:47:23,045 --> 00:47:24,378
She's what?
375
00:47:25,045 --> 00:47:26,670
Killed herself.
376
00:47:27,961 --> 00:47:30,003
Un-fucking-believable!
377
00:47:31,461 --> 00:47:34,503
How could you let this happen?
You incompetent fuck!
378
00:47:34,836 --> 00:47:38,211
How hard can it be,
guarding a fucking girl?
379
00:47:38,545 --> 00:47:40,836
We couldn't...
- Shut the fuck up!
380
00:47:41,253 --> 00:47:43,336
We will deal with this later.
381
00:50:04,420 --> 00:50:09,211
My Very Swiss Leader, it's a great honor
to show you the culmination of my work:
382
00:50:09,545 --> 00:50:10,628
Meili's
383
00:50:10,961 --> 00:50:11,961
Ultra
384
00:50:12,170 --> 00:50:13,170
Swiss.
385
00:50:14,003 --> 00:50:17,670
None of this would be possible
without your brilliant plan
386
00:50:17,836 --> 00:50:20,878
for the future of Switz...
- Blow that smoke up your own ass.
387
00:50:21,503 --> 00:50:25,378
Are we going to see results or not?
- Of course, my Very Swiss Leader.
388
00:50:31,545 --> 00:50:33,045
Oh, hello there.
389
00:50:33,711 --> 00:50:35,211
Cheesemaster.
390
00:50:36,961 --> 00:50:40,545
I managed to increase
the lactose proportion
391
00:50:40,878 --> 00:50:44,670
to no less than 88%.
392
00:50:45,461 --> 00:50:46,961
With this new formula,
393
00:50:47,295 --> 00:50:51,336
we can not only reach peak muscle mass
upon short term consumption,
394
00:50:51,670 --> 00:50:54,128
but also peak cerebral softening,
395
00:50:54,461 --> 00:50:57,503
which will result
in near total lack of linguistic skills
396
00:50:57,836 --> 00:51:00,295
and renders the consumer
397
00:51:00,628 --> 00:51:02,836
unconditionally obedient.
398
00:51:06,670 --> 00:51:09,836
Good God,
spare me the scientific mumbo jumbo!
399
00:51:10,461 --> 00:51:13,211
Try speaking
like a normal person for once.
400
00:51:13,378 --> 00:51:15,336
Well, as you would put it, sir,
401
00:51:15,878 --> 00:51:18,420
it's going to make everyone dumb as fuck.
402
00:51:18,670 --> 00:51:22,253
Talk is cheap. Show me!
- Of course, my Very Swiss Leader.
403
00:51:23,253 --> 00:51:27,836
Kari here will have the honor
to sample the new Ultra Swiss.
404
00:51:38,211 --> 00:51:40,628
Oh...
- Go ahead, Kari.
405
00:51:49,003 --> 00:51:51,295
Unbelievably delicious.
406
00:51:52,795 --> 00:51:54,961
Best I've ever eaten.
407
00:51:59,003 --> 00:52:00,878
Well, don't stop now.
408
00:52:01,045 --> 00:52:03,086
It's... But it's...
409
00:52:05,586 --> 00:52:06,878
It's...
410
00:52:07,420 --> 00:52:08,545
It's what?
411
00:52:10,545 --> 00:52:11,586
Come on, spill it!
412
00:52:13,211 --> 00:52:15,211
Cerebral softening, sir.
413
00:52:16,753 --> 00:52:18,420
You also said obedience.
414
00:52:19,086 --> 00:52:20,586
I did indeed. Try it.
415
00:52:23,336 --> 00:52:24,711
Stand straight.
416
00:52:32,836 --> 00:52:34,878
Show me how strong you are.
417
00:52:38,836 --> 00:52:42,211
What, what, what, what? No!
418
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:47,545
M... Meili! Do something!
- Not him, you idiot!
419
00:53:07,836 --> 00:53:10,836
Sir, I... I'm terribly sorry.
420
00:53:11,170 --> 00:53:13,128
I promise you, I...
- I...
421
00:53:16,670 --> 00:53:18,170
love it!
422
00:53:19,461 --> 00:53:21,878
You crazy genius!
423
00:53:23,295 --> 00:53:27,003
You've created
the perfect Swiss super soldier!
424
00:53:38,295 --> 00:53:42,545
I guess the position
for propaganda minister just opened up.
425
00:53:48,461 --> 00:53:51,211
Sir. You can't be serious.
426
00:53:51,545 --> 00:53:53,753
This thing is supposed to be a soldier?
427
00:53:54,086 --> 00:53:56,295
I don't see how...
- Of course you don't.
428
00:53:56,461 --> 00:53:59,670
You and your soldiers
can't even handle a little girl.
429
00:54:00,628 --> 00:54:03,211
The future is now, old man!
430
00:54:06,545 --> 00:54:08,961
Produce as much of it as you can!
431
00:54:09,753 --> 00:54:12,420
Of course, my Very Swiss Leader.
432
00:54:23,086 --> 00:54:26,295
You may leave whenever you please.
433
00:54:26,628 --> 00:54:29,086
The weapons, they stay.
434
00:54:48,503 --> 00:54:52,711
I am Helvetia, Guardian of the Motherland.
435
00:54:55,170 --> 00:54:58,503
Lust for vengeance
flows through your veins.
436
00:54:58,670 --> 00:55:01,545
Many things you shall learn,
young cub.
437
00:55:12,378 --> 00:55:13,545
Forget joy,
438
00:55:13,878 --> 00:55:15,545
forget sorrow,
439
00:55:15,711 --> 00:55:18,253
forget love, forget hate.
440
00:55:18,836 --> 00:55:21,378
Follow the whispering leaves
441
00:55:21,545 --> 00:55:24,920
and the call of the mountain goat.
442
00:55:32,961 --> 00:55:36,378
Meili's blood's gonna boil
when he sees that one.
443
00:55:38,753 --> 00:55:41,461
I hope he gets
a motherfucking heart attack.
444
00:55:45,086 --> 00:55:47,670
Easy now! It's only me.
445
00:55:49,170 --> 00:55:50,795
Alpöhi?
446
00:55:54,711 --> 00:55:59,711
You got some nerve showing up
on my doorstep after all these years.
447
00:56:03,795 --> 00:56:05,545
Knorr killed your boy.
448
00:56:07,128 --> 00:56:09,420
What the hell you talkin' about?
449
00:56:11,795 --> 00:56:12,836
Goat Peter?
450
00:56:17,795 --> 00:56:19,545
My beautiful boy?
451
00:56:20,170 --> 00:56:23,920
And now he's after my Heidi,
so I'm going to kill the bastard.
452
00:56:24,086 --> 00:56:26,045
And I need your help.
453
00:56:28,670 --> 00:56:33,003
You want us three old guys to...
go after Knorr,
454
00:56:34,253 --> 00:56:37,211
without even knowing where to go,
or what we're up against?
455
00:56:37,545 --> 00:56:39,295
Is this what you're saying?
456
00:56:41,336 --> 00:56:42,753
Exactly.
457
00:56:44,670 --> 00:56:46,295
Alright...
458
00:56:47,295 --> 00:56:50,628
let's go tear that motherfucker
a new asshole.
459
01:00:45,670 --> 01:00:49,545
I knew I'd find you in here.
As predictable as a good old Swiss watch.
460
01:00:50,295 --> 01:00:51,670
My Very Swiss Leader.
461
01:00:52,003 --> 01:00:56,878
Stop moping around, Knorrli.
There's plenty enough boots left to lick.
462
01:00:57,753 --> 01:01:00,795
You actually look pretty good
sitting behind that desk.
463
01:01:00,961 --> 01:01:04,461
Who knows, I might have to "promote" you
to prison warden.
464
01:01:05,003 --> 01:01:06,003
What?
465
01:01:06,336 --> 01:01:08,920
Relax! I'm just fucking with you.
466
01:01:10,878 --> 01:01:15,670
Although... I did tell you
to not disappoint me, remember?
467
01:01:16,378 --> 01:01:18,045
Of course, sir.
468
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:23,461
My staff informed me that these are
the two most promising candidates.
469
01:01:26,503 --> 01:01:27,836
That's it.
470
01:01:28,170 --> 01:01:30,170
Those two?
Is this your idea of a joke?
471
01:01:30,503 --> 01:01:35,128
They are fierce warriors and more than...
- I wanted the fucking mountain girl.
472
01:01:35,295 --> 01:01:38,003
You let her get away.
- She didn't get away.
473
01:01:38,336 --> 01:01:40,170
She died.
- Whatever, Knorrli.
474
01:01:40,336 --> 01:01:43,961
This year's fest was destined
for the history books. Now it's just...
475
01:01:44,503 --> 01:01:48,086
Sir, there is a soldier
who insists on speaking to you.
476
01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:51,586
Herr... Herr Kommandant!
477
01:01:54,961 --> 01:01:56,045
Herr Kommandant.
478
01:01:57,253 --> 01:01:59,753
Our patrol was attacked.
479
01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:03,128
We didn't stand a chance.
480
01:02:03,836 --> 01:02:07,170
Get a grip on yourself, soldier.
Now what happened?
481
01:02:07,336 --> 01:02:10,670
We were... just finishing lunch.
482
01:02:11,878 --> 01:02:14,378
Suddenly there was this noise.
483
01:02:34,253 --> 01:02:36,128
That's not a weapon.
484
01:02:39,420 --> 01:02:41,003
This is.
485
01:02:41,545 --> 01:02:44,920
She... She left me alive
to give you a message.
486
01:02:45,461 --> 01:02:46,878
She?
487
01:02:47,253 --> 01:02:48,336
She said...
488
01:02:48,961 --> 01:02:50,503
Death to the Fatherland!
489
01:03:00,003 --> 01:03:01,670
Knorrli!
490
01:03:04,086 --> 01:03:06,170
Are you telling me she did this?
491
01:03:07,586 --> 01:03:09,628
The fucking mountain girl?
492
01:03:09,795 --> 01:03:12,211
Not only is she not dead,
493
01:03:12,545 --> 01:03:15,378
she's also massacring
your goddamn soldiers?
494
01:03:16,211 --> 01:03:19,211
This is your last goddamn chance.
495
01:03:19,795 --> 01:03:21,336
You better fucking fix this!
496
01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:34,170
Summon the Neutralizer.
497
01:03:54,753 --> 01:03:56,961
I'm out of ink.
498
01:03:57,961 --> 01:04:00,670
Just take the ink pad
from the other stamp.
499
01:04:01,211 --> 01:04:03,128
What other stamp?
500
01:04:21,628 --> 01:04:23,045
Right away.
501
01:04:44,586 --> 01:04:48,003
Long live our Very Swiss Leader.
- Alright, fuck off!
502
01:04:57,295 --> 01:04:58,836
Got you, fucker!
503
01:05:08,836 --> 01:05:11,295
Right. This should be the last one.
504
01:05:12,003 --> 01:05:14,253
Time for a break.
- Well, well, well...
505
01:05:15,045 --> 01:05:17,628
Something's yodeling in my pants.
506
01:05:19,420 --> 01:05:23,003
I wouldn't push her off my bed,
that's for sure.
507
01:05:26,003 --> 01:05:28,836
I heard she took down an entire squad.
508
01:05:29,170 --> 01:05:31,670
I wish I could be the one to find her.
509
01:05:32,336 --> 01:05:36,878
I'd teach her some real good manners,
if you know what I mean.
510
01:05:38,086 --> 01:05:41,336
That's some real big talk
for such puny little boys.
511
01:05:41,503 --> 01:05:44,461
Ha! It's my lucky day!
512
01:05:46,420 --> 01:05:47,961
Yodel me this!
513
01:06:16,670 --> 01:06:19,461
Now that's what I call a swan song.
514
01:06:24,878 --> 01:06:27,545
You're coming with me!
515
01:06:31,920 --> 01:06:34,878
What the fuck are you supposed to be?
516
01:07:15,211 --> 01:07:16,795
Bonjour, gentlemen.
517
01:07:16,961 --> 01:07:20,711
It is my great honor to welcome you
to our National Day festivities.
518
01:07:20,878 --> 01:07:24,628
Bonjour, monsieur le president,
on behalf of myself and my colleagues,
519
01:07:24,795 --> 01:07:29,253
let me extend our sincere appreciation
for inviting us to this event.
520
01:07:32,503 --> 01:07:36,170
Mon pleasure. It is a great opportunity
to celebrate the dawn of a new era.
521
01:07:39,670 --> 01:07:41,753
But for now, relax, eat.
522
01:07:42,086 --> 01:07:44,170
We will discuss business later.
523
01:07:45,878 --> 01:07:47,836
Super. Splendid.
- Excellent.
524
01:07:51,711 --> 01:07:53,836
Ladies and gentlemen,
525
01:07:54,795 --> 01:07:57,086
give it up to our...
526
01:07:57,420 --> 01:08:00,586
Very Swiss Leader, President Meili!
527
01:08:04,711 --> 01:08:08,128
Happy Swiss National Day, dear citizens.
528
01:08:09,295 --> 01:08:15,253
Today we shall celebrate
20 years of Switzerland's new order!
529
01:08:17,003 --> 01:08:18,961
The Meili era!
530
01:08:20,420 --> 01:08:22,378
Not even the sky shall be the limit...
531
01:08:22,545 --> 01:08:23,795
Hey, Klara!
532
01:08:27,670 --> 01:08:29,378
Ladies and gentlemen!
533
01:08:30,586 --> 01:08:35,461
I now present you
the first Schwing fight of today.
534
01:08:36,545 --> 01:08:37,545
Klara!
535
01:08:39,920 --> 01:08:41,461
Versus...
536
01:08:41,795 --> 01:08:44,420
Rosie and Flora!
537
01:09:02,253 --> 01:09:05,253
Let the festivities begin!
538
01:09:27,628 --> 01:09:28,961
Yeah!
539
01:09:39,086 --> 01:09:42,253
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
allow me to present
540
01:09:42,420 --> 01:09:44,420
today's main attraction.
541
01:09:44,586 --> 01:09:47,253
A traitor to her own country.
542
01:09:47,586 --> 01:09:50,336
The rebel spawn: Heeidiii!
543
01:09:52,753 --> 01:09:55,420
To honor this special occasion,
544
01:09:55,586 --> 01:10:01,045
this fight will be carried out
using only traditional Swiss weapons.
545
01:10:27,795 --> 01:10:30,753
Guys! We don't have to do this.
546
01:10:31,420 --> 01:10:33,795
Shut up and fight, traitor!
547
01:10:50,920 --> 01:10:52,670
Look what you made me do, bitch!
548
01:11:07,545 --> 01:11:09,753
Do it!
- Don't you see?
549
01:11:09,920 --> 01:11:13,670
We're in this together, for fuck's sake.
I am not the enemy. They are.
550
01:11:17,753 --> 01:11:19,628
Faster, pussycat.
551
01:11:19,961 --> 01:11:23,086
Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
552
01:11:23,253 --> 01:11:26,711
Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
553
01:11:27,295 --> 01:11:29,170
What is she waiting for?
554
01:11:29,503 --> 01:11:31,586
Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
555
01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:36,586
Just fucking do it, mountain girl!
It's not like I've ever been nice to you!
556
01:11:37,086 --> 01:11:38,711
Alright, enough of this!
557
01:11:50,753 --> 01:11:53,878
It's time to wake up, people!
558
01:11:55,628 --> 01:11:57,545
Look at yourselves!
559
01:11:58,420 --> 01:12:01,045
You're blindly following Meili
and his crooks!
560
01:12:02,295 --> 01:12:04,670
All that cheese clogged your brain cells.
561
01:12:05,003 --> 01:12:07,128
What about your dignity?
562
01:12:07,461 --> 01:12:09,961
Your fucking freedom?
563
01:12:10,461 --> 01:12:15,170
Don't you remember how things were before?
The lives you lived.
564
01:12:16,461 --> 01:12:18,295
The ones you loved?
565
01:12:19,336 --> 01:12:21,461
All of that is gone now,
566
01:12:22,295 --> 01:12:26,253
replaced by the shallow vision
of a spoilt man-child!
567
01:12:28,878 --> 01:12:30,586
Is that really what you want?
568
01:12:36,086 --> 01:12:39,586
Oh, for fuck's sake, people, wake up!
569
01:12:40,628 --> 01:12:43,420
What are you gonna do now, mountain girl?
570
01:12:45,003 --> 01:12:47,961
I'm coming for you! You fucking bastard!
571
01:12:49,711 --> 01:12:52,503
All part of the show.
All part of the show.
572
01:12:54,211 --> 01:12:56,128
Do something, Knorrli!
573
01:12:57,586 --> 01:12:59,336
Send him in!
574
01:14:02,420 --> 01:14:04,378
Say goodbye to your little friends.
575
01:15:10,003 --> 01:15:12,461
We're in this together, remember?
576
01:15:59,211 --> 01:16:02,128
Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
577
01:16:25,753 --> 01:16:27,586
Are you happy now?
578
01:16:30,253 --> 01:16:33,503
Heidi! Heidi! Heidi! Heidi! Heidi!
579
01:16:35,461 --> 01:16:38,378
Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen...
580
01:16:38,545 --> 01:16:40,961
it's time for the factory tour.
581
01:16:41,128 --> 01:16:44,711
Monsieur le president, we cannot
leave now! This Heidi is amazing!
582
01:16:45,045 --> 01:16:48,045
My heart is melting
like butter on a baguette!
583
01:16:48,378 --> 01:16:52,920
Forget about her. The real highlight
is yet to come! Now please, follow me!
584
01:16:53,253 --> 01:16:55,545
Heidi! Heidi! Heidi!
585
01:17:06,378 --> 01:17:08,045
Heidi! Heidi! Heidi!
586
01:17:31,003 --> 01:17:35,003
There is no escaping fate.
No escaping me.
587
01:17:36,211 --> 01:17:38,503
You know, given the circumstances,
588
01:17:38,836 --> 01:17:42,336
I'd say we've actually had
quite some fun together.
589
01:17:43,003 --> 01:17:44,878
Don't you think so?
590
01:17:45,461 --> 01:17:49,420
But as you know,
all good things must come to an end.
591
01:17:49,753 --> 01:17:51,128
I'm not done with you.
592
01:17:54,503 --> 01:17:55,503
Citizens,
593
01:17:55,836 --> 01:17:59,253
behold the fate that awaits a traitor.
594
01:18:02,170 --> 01:18:05,295
Say hello to your rotten family
595
01:18:05,628 --> 01:18:08,128
when you join them in hell!
596
01:18:11,545 --> 01:18:13,795
Oh, not again!
597
01:18:25,753 --> 01:18:26,753
Shoot them!
598
01:19:07,753 --> 01:19:10,378
You fucked with the wrong Heidi!
599
01:19:12,545 --> 01:19:15,295
This is for Goat Peter
and all the people of Switzerland
600
01:19:15,461 --> 01:19:17,420
you deprived of their freedom.
601
01:19:17,586 --> 01:19:20,628
Boo-hoo! My heart is bleeding.
602
01:19:21,128 --> 01:19:22,878
You're goddamn right it is.
603
01:19:28,670 --> 01:19:30,836
Death to the Fatherland!
604
01:19:31,003 --> 01:19:32,003
Fuck you!
605
01:19:52,461 --> 01:19:54,336
Long live the Motherland!
606
01:20:01,253 --> 01:20:02,253
Heidi!
607
01:20:02,586 --> 01:20:03,586
Grandfather!
608
01:20:05,628 --> 01:20:09,211
How could you lie to me about my parents?
- Heidi, I didn't...
609
01:20:11,545 --> 01:20:13,628
I thought you were dead.
610
01:20:14,670 --> 01:20:19,211
I hate to interrupt the family reunion,
but we're not done here.
611
01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:25,128
Shit!
612
01:20:25,461 --> 01:20:26,670
Klara!
613
01:20:27,128 --> 01:20:28,420
He...
614
01:20:28,878 --> 01:20:31,420
He ran into the tunnel.
615
01:20:31,920 --> 01:20:34,420
He... Meili!
616
01:20:43,378 --> 01:20:44,920
Voilà!
617
01:20:45,086 --> 01:20:48,170
Monsieur Meili, you are a genius.
618
01:20:48,503 --> 01:20:51,420
What you have achieved here
is truly magnifique.
619
01:20:51,586 --> 01:20:53,170
C'est mon pleasure.
620
01:20:54,295 --> 01:20:56,086
Mr. President.
621
01:21:02,086 --> 01:21:05,003
Is there a problem, monsieur Meili?
- Oui.
622
01:21:05,336 --> 01:21:06,878
Non! Non! Non!
623
01:21:08,295 --> 01:21:11,628
Let us celebrate this historic moment.
624
01:21:13,420 --> 01:21:15,920
It is a tradition here in Switzerland
625
01:21:16,253 --> 01:21:19,086
to have a cheese dessert
after signing a contract.
626
01:21:19,836 --> 01:21:21,211
Schwitzgebel!
627
01:21:21,961 --> 01:21:26,253
I'm proud to present to you
the latest creation from our gourmet line.
628
01:21:27,711 --> 01:21:29,420
Bon appetit, monsieurs!
629
01:21:38,253 --> 01:21:39,753
Formidable!
630
01:21:49,961 --> 01:21:50,961
Holy cow!
631
01:21:51,461 --> 01:21:53,170
Those sick fucks!
632
01:21:53,711 --> 01:21:57,420
Impressive, isn't it?
I call them the mother cows.
633
01:21:58,045 --> 01:22:01,711
The secret to our new delicious
Ultra Swiss product line.
634
01:22:09,545 --> 01:22:11,878
Soon the world will be mine!
635
01:22:12,211 --> 01:22:13,795
Not if I can help it!
636
01:22:14,128 --> 01:22:15,795
Aww, so cute!
637
01:22:16,378 --> 01:22:19,795
But it doesn't matter
what you do now anyway.
638
01:22:20,045 --> 01:22:21,045
Attack!
639
01:22:24,086 --> 01:22:25,711
Bon voyage, bitch!
640
01:22:43,336 --> 01:22:45,628
Now that's what I call Swiss cheese!
641
01:22:53,920 --> 01:22:56,211
Where do you think you're going?
642
01:23:14,461 --> 01:23:15,836
Hit it, Ueli!
643
01:23:37,711 --> 01:23:40,253
Rest in cheese, bitch.
644
01:23:46,795 --> 01:23:48,295
Grandfather!
645
01:23:50,378 --> 01:23:53,503
Looks like the fuckers got me this time.
646
01:24:03,045 --> 01:24:05,628
Okay, people, let's rig this place.
647
01:24:10,878 --> 01:24:13,170
I'm sorry I lied to you, Heidi.
648
01:24:13,336 --> 01:24:18,253
I just tried to protect you.
I didn't want to lose you too.
649
01:24:20,461 --> 01:24:25,170
Just look how you've turned out.
I should never have doubted you.
650
01:24:25,336 --> 01:24:28,795
I don't care. Just don't die, you hear?
651
01:24:30,336 --> 01:24:32,503
It's alright, Heidi. It's alright.
652
01:24:32,670 --> 01:24:35,545
This old-timer's time is up.
653
01:24:36,336 --> 01:24:40,045
Oh, I'm turning into one of those things!
654
01:24:41,503 --> 01:24:44,295
Ueli! Come on, let me take care of that.
655
01:24:49,878 --> 01:24:51,253
My Heidi,
656
01:24:53,045 --> 01:24:55,961
I'm so proud of you.
657
01:24:56,128 --> 01:24:57,628
Now go!
658
01:25:00,420 --> 01:25:04,711
I think I'll just stick around here.
Just for a little while.
659
01:25:09,086 --> 01:25:10,961
Goodbye, Grandfather!
660
01:25:11,378 --> 01:25:15,295
Alright! Get all the women
and let's get the hell out of here!
661
01:25:16,920 --> 01:25:18,961
Goodbye, old friend.
662
01:25:42,295 --> 01:25:44,670
The only good cheese...
663
01:25:45,211 --> 01:25:48,128
is fried cheese.
664
01:26:39,378 --> 01:26:41,461
It was my wife's, you know?
665
01:26:43,086 --> 01:26:46,711
She gave it to Goat Peter
shortly before she passed away.
666
01:26:48,253 --> 01:26:50,211
I'm glad it's yours now.
667
01:26:52,128 --> 01:26:54,670
I will always keep it close to my heart.
668
01:26:55,795 --> 01:26:57,378
It looks good on you.
669
01:26:59,670 --> 01:27:02,920
I hope it always reminds you
of the days in the mountains
670
01:27:04,128 --> 01:27:07,670
and that it will preserve
that innocence within you.
671
01:27:11,503 --> 01:27:13,128
Let's go!
672
01:27:24,503 --> 01:27:25,628
You ready to do this?
673
01:27:26,128 --> 01:27:27,253
Fuck, yeah!
674
01:27:32,378 --> 01:27:36,086
There is no snow in Yokohama
675
01:27:36,420 --> 01:27:39,920
There are no ski slopes on Hawaii
676
01:27:40,086 --> 01:27:42,420
In Barcelona, no such thing as ski
677
01:27:42,753 --> 01:27:46,045
Which is why we let it be
And don't leave home at all
678
01:27:47,753 --> 01:27:50,670
There is no slalom in Acapulco
679
01:27:51,670 --> 01:27:55,045
And no downhill in Corinth
680
01:27:55,461 --> 01:27:59,253
On the Bahamas it's too hot
That's why we travel not
681
01:27:59,420 --> 01:28:02,170
And just stay put where we are...
682
01:28:03,253 --> 01:28:04,753
Fuck!
683
01:28:04,920 --> 01:28:10,670
Our mountains, they are so lovely
So much to do and see...
684
01:28:15,545 --> 01:28:18,420
Heidi and Klara will return in...
685
01:28:18,586 --> 01:28:20,586
"Heidi & Klara"!
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