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- Pujara leans forward
and punches it through
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the covers, and he's beaten
a chasing Hazelwood.
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That's a glorious stroke,
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and it's going
all the way to the rope.
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- I don't like it
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- All due respect, Agnes,
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you're not exactly
flush with options.
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- I don't like you either.
- You got good company there.
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You are looking
at a remote seaside church
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in 2022.
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I mean, they could stack
the pews with gold bullion,
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and no one would come looking.
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And this isn't even the church.
It's the church office.
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It's kinda like a island
off the coast of an island.
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- I still don't like you.
- Hey.
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Hey, did you take your hat off
when you were in there?
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- Yeah.
- Why?
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- The church.
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- I know what
the building is, man.
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I'm just asking
why you took your hat off.
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- You can't have your hat on
in church, mate.
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Very disrespectful.
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- Mate, if this gets busted,
I am moving into a two bed cell
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at Indigo Valley
Maximum Security
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with my sister. Yeah?
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And we have some
historical issues that,
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well, that might prove
slightly uncomfortable.
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- I'm very sorry to hear that,
but, look, if this gets busted,
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I get busted,
and there is a much worse fate
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waiting for me
than a family prison cell.
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- So let me get this straight.
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You don't wanna disrespect
the God
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that you don't believe in,
is that right?
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- I didn't say I don't believe.
- So you do believe in him?
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- Mate, I'm not gonna get into
the complexions of my beliefs.
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All right? All I'm saying
is that when I get up there,
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I'll be happy I did.
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- What, took off your hat?
- Yeah.
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- After filling
his sacred house of worship
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with illegal tobacco.
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- Exactly - Five grand a week.
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- That'll be three grand
a week, altar boy.
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And you'll get it
at the end of the month.
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- Storage, safeguarding,
and dispatch for a month
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of high personal risk
with nothing upfront, huh?
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- Fine, five a week.
- Upfront.
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Nothing like
a Christian contraband deal
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before breakfast, eh, Agnes?
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- You have a sizable pair
of balls for a priest
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I'll give you that.
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You're not gonna tell me,
are you?
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- Tell you what?
- Who you really are.
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- Me? I'm the reverend
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- Catch me a fish.
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- Cummins strides in to bowl,
over the wicket,
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and Pujara pounces on it,
pushing it out past
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extra cover, and it will be
picked up in the deep.
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Nathan Lyon doing the honors.
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Just a single to take Pujara
into the 60s.
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Pat Cummins scratching his head.
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Attack or defend,
what can you do?
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Is the pitch going to crack?
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Where's the downpour
coming from?
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Who's he going
to throw the ball to?
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Who can stop the bleeding?
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So Hazelwood approaches again,
and he's slapped over cover,
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one bounce to the rope,
and this is fast becoming
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a humiliation
for the visitors...
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- Here we go folks, VIP guests.
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Fair pay!
Fair pay for a fair day!
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Fair pay for a fair day!
Can I hear it?
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Fair pay for a fair day!
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Fair pay for a fair day!
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- You've come to join us, Sarge.
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I've gotta a spare chair
for you.
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- I'm okay. Thanks, Keith.
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- Moving on to arrests?
Bold move, Officer.
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- Amy, it's your dad.
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- And sends it down the leg side
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and Pant has a little push
behind square,
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and finds a glance that will
carry all the way down
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to the boundary.
No man out there, easy runs.
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- Thanks, Aidan.
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- Yeah. Of course.
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- Okay, well,
he wanted to be cremated.
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- We can talk about
all of this later, Amy.
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- We're in the middle
of a heat wave, Piper.
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Leave him there any longer,
he'll turn
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to a sausage sizzle.
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Put him in the cool room
at the bar for now.
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- I'll talk to the new rev,
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get things moving
for the funeral.
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- Good morning, Daisy.
- How'd you sleep?
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- What the hell is that
and why is it here?
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- How'd you sleep?
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- Yeah, fine, good.
Thanks for asking twice.
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- I had the weirdest dream.
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- Super excited
to hear about that,
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but, look, if that is
your donkey out there,
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then I feel like
there's a conversation coming
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where we're gonna have to
lay down some roommate rules.
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- You were working with Agnes,
and it felt so real.
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I want in.
- Excuse me?
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- Whatever you're doing,
I want in.
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- How old are you?
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- Old enough to know
that I wanna get out of here.
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And 300 bucks is not enough.
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- So you're blackmailing me?
- No, I'm just trying to help
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- Out of the goodness
of your own heart or...
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- 500 bucks a week.
- Yeah.
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So you know, that is blackmail,
and you can forget about it.
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- There is no way you can
pull off being a reverend,
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and if you can't do that,
there is no Agnes deal.
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You need me.
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- I think that I can manage
to read from an old book
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for an hour a week. Thanks, kid.
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Oh, hi. Please do come in.
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- Daisy, could we have a minute?
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- Look, if this is about
the livestock out there, I...
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- Victor Petris passed away
this morning, Rev.
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- Right.
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- So the Palm Sunday service
today will be little somber.
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And then we need to get started.
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- Get started?
- Funeral preparation.
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- It could be huge.
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- It could be meaningful, Peter.
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- Of course.
- No, no.
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I mean, I... It's not like
I knew the guy.
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I can't bury him.
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- It's your church,
and you will be presiding.
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- Rev, the whole town
is in mourning.
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- Consider the opportunity here.
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Consider the people
coming through our doors.
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- Consider the grieving friends
and family, Peter.
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- Problem, Rev?
- Um, no.
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I... can... can you
just give me one second?
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- All right, here's the deal,
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you don't say anything to anyone
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and you help me get through
whatever busts in
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are apparently
unlockable front door.
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- Oh, I thought
it was just reading
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from an old book once a week
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- And I thought I saved your ass
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from the bogans yesterday.
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Hello?
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- How much?
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- Your first job is to get me
out of doing a funeral, hm?
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- How much?
- 50 bucks a week.
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- 500.
- Ah, no, 300,
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and I won't charge you rent.
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- How long?
- As long as it takes for me
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to get paid and get
the hell out of this place.
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- I mean,
but you're doing that funeral.
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- There is no more
bullshit hour anywhere,
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anytime than a funeral.
They are lies.
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Murders and tax avoiders
are suddenly the Dali Lama?
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It's propaganda.
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Look, was the dead guy
even a Christian?
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Did he want a church funeral?
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And who thought
to put the clergy in all black?
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I mean, they must have
sent them all over the world.
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Some of those places
had to have been hot.
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I mean, you'd think somebody
would've learned their lesson.
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- First things first,
Palm Sunday service.
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Consider it the warmup
you so very badly need.
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- Look, what's with Palm Sunday?
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I mean every Sunday has to be
Palm Sunday around here, right?
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I mean they're everywhere.
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And... and the donkey,
I mean, come on, what is that?
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Some sort of alternative mode
of transportation for you guys?
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- Palm Sunday is where Jesus
rides into town on a donkey.
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- Right.
- So I hope you are better
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at donkey riding
than you are with the Bible.
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- Wait, what?
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Wait a second,
this is the hardware?
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- Oi.
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- That actually makes
a lot of sense now.
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Hey, so, like, Renee
does actual hardware stuff too.
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Like, she could change
the locks on the manse?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, thank God.
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Wow, that looks delicious.
Are you kidding me?
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This has been here
the whole time?
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- Hey, Renee.
- Oh, morning, Daisy.
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This the new rev?
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- Guilty.
- Ah, good to meet you.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Go on, grab a seat.
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- Great.
- Thank you.
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Prayers.
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Prayers will keep you
out of trouble.
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So if anything happens,
just start a prayer, yeah?
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- Someone else will do
the eulogy, right?
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- Stop, the funeral's
tomorrow's problem.
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And if you don't get through
Palm Sunday,
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you won't be here
long enough for the funeral.
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- Okay, so go.
- Our main issue is Peter.
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- Yeah.
What is up with that guy?
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- Peter lives in fear
of the church being closed,
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and he really knows his Bible,
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so he'll know
that you're a total fraud.
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Just stick to the scripts.
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I know it'll be boring as,
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but he can't argue
with the book.
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- Yeah, fine, yeah, got it.
Boring's fine.
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- Just... just
let me handle Peter.
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Okay?
I reckon I can get rid of him.
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- Yeah, fine, whatever.
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Wait, you were kidding
about the donkey, right?
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Mate.
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Words.
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Irreplaceable.
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Hey Les, is... is this gonna
affect opening hours?
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Everybody's in terrible shock,
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but people wanna know.
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- Better ask Amy.
It's her bar now.
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- What are you talking about?
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- Your dad
left the place to you.
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It was always the plan.
I got the boat.
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- He was your boyfriend.
- He was your dad.
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- Funeral is tomorrow.
- Amy.
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Amy, this place is his legacy.
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It's... You're not
gonna sell it, are you?
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- God, Lester, shall we
get him in the ground first?
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- Your dad was connected
to everyone, you know?
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It's... this place
can keep that alive.
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- Cheers, Vic.
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Oh.
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Happy Palm Sunday.
Happy Palm Sunday.
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- Good on you, Peter.
- Morning, Francis.
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Good morning, Francis.
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Anywhere you want, gents.
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There'll be a few more coming,
I'm sure.
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- Hey, come on. Come on
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- Just one minute, Rev.
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- All right. Uh, good morning.
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Um, today's reading
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is gonna be
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from page...
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page 344.
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It's just about halfway down.
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David was the father of Solomon
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whose mother
had been Uriah's wife.
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Jehoshaphat the father
of Jehoram...
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Ahaz the father of Hezekiah...
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Coniah and his brothers...
- Reverend!
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- At the time
of the exile to Babylon.
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- Just give me one! One!
247
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:13,229
- And Mary
was the mother of Jesus
248
00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:16,356
who is called the Messiah.
249
00:14:16,399 --> 00:14:18,942
Amen.
250
00:14:18,985 --> 00:14:20,235
So...
251
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:24,030
Let us pray.
- Reverend!
252
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:28,952
- Dear God,
we pray to you for...
253
00:14:28,995 --> 00:14:32,956
- Pause the sermon!
- Pizza.
254
00:14:32,999 --> 00:14:37,711
Hot, fresh food
for the hungry...
255
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,509
And heat for the cold.
256
00:14:44,552 --> 00:14:45,552
- Mack!
257
00:14:52,143 --> 00:14:53,561
Amen.
258
00:15:08,743 --> 00:15:12,330
- Aidan made that, didn't he?
- Yep.
259
00:15:15,249 --> 00:15:17,460
- I'm fine.
260
00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:19,544
- Thought you could use a hand
with the funeral.
261
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,213
- No.
262
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,482
- There's a lot of admin
when someone dies.
263
00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:25,967
- Thank you for your concern,
Officer.
264
00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:29,221
- I'm happy to make a call or...
- I said I'm fine.
265
00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:31,014
- Grief is...
- Yes, Piper.
266
00:15:31,057 --> 00:15:32,557
Please tell me what grief is.
267
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:35,019
I'd love to hear
a police perspective on it.
268
00:15:35,061 --> 00:15:36,812
- I know you and your dad
were close.
269
00:15:36,854 --> 00:15:39,315
- Was that before or after
he walked out on me and mom
270
00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,734
and then shacked up with
someone else straight away?
271
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:44,486
Because that just makes life
in a small town so easy.
272
00:15:44,528 --> 00:15:47,572
- I do remember, mate.
- Do you?
273
00:15:47,615 --> 00:15:49,325
Because all I remember
is you leaving
274
00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:50,618
about three minutes later.
275
00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:55,081
Go on.
You've comforted the bereaved.
276
00:15:55,123 --> 00:15:56,499
You've done your job.
277
00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:59,293
You can go and put that
in your police report now.
278
00:15:59,335 --> 00:16:01,421
- You know
that's not why I'm here.
279
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,256
- Honestly, Piper, I have
no idea why you're here.
280
00:16:09,553 --> 00:16:11,389
- How short can a funeral be?
281
00:16:11,431 --> 00:16:13,474
Yeah, just... just give me
a ballpark here.
282
00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:15,809
- You know, I'm not
actually a reverend myself.
283
00:16:15,851 --> 00:16:18,354
- Yeah.
You signed up for this, kid.
284
00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:20,313
- Victor was popular.
285
00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:21,816
You're gonna have
to get it together
286
00:16:21,857 --> 00:16:23,817
or questions will be asked.
287
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:27,697
- Is that coffee?
- Hey, Harry.
288
00:16:27,739 --> 00:16:29,490
- Hey, Daisy. We got a problem.
289
00:16:29,532 --> 00:16:31,616
The power's off again, Rev.
290
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,459
- Yeah, it sounds like
you need an electrician
291
00:16:33,494 --> 00:16:35,620
more than you need a... well, me.
292
00:16:35,663 --> 00:16:37,664
- The fridge is off at the bar.
293
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:41,501
- Okay, so warm beer.
British tourists will be happy.
294
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:43,712
- Vic's in the fridge.
He's gonna start to smell.
295
00:16:43,754 --> 00:16:47,091
- Uh, yeah, well, so why
are you telling me, man?
296
00:16:47,133 --> 00:16:50,219
- Who should I be telling?
- I don't know, the undertaker?
297
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,971
- Yeah, that's, um, you.
298
00:16:52,013 --> 00:16:55,475
Plus, you know, you did
knock over the power pole.
299
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:56,850
- Didn't somebody fix that?
300
00:16:56,893 --> 00:16:58,162
- Ron's been trying
to put it up,
301
00:16:58,186 --> 00:16:59,687
but it keeps falling over.
302
00:17:03,191 --> 00:17:06,359
- Hey. Hey, what's up?
303
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,614
Cam, what's up?
304
00:17:15,494 --> 00:17:17,329
- Hi, Sheriff.
- Is it life or death?
305
00:17:17,371 --> 00:17:20,290
- Uh, it's... it's kind of both.
306
00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:22,876
Um, I need the hearse.
307
00:17:22,919 --> 00:17:24,145
- We've had
that discussion, Reverend.
308
00:17:24,170 --> 00:17:25,421
- No, I get it.
309
00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:27,089
You've got a job to do,
but so do I.
310
00:17:27,131 --> 00:17:30,300
And apparently today,
it's escorting a corpse
311
00:17:30,343 --> 00:17:31,594
to the crematorium.
312
00:17:31,635 --> 00:17:34,137
- Get someone else to do it.
- Okay, yeah.
313
00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:36,140
Fine. Can you do it?
314
00:17:36,182 --> 00:17:37,892
Or you know what?
I'll ask Lester.
315
00:17:37,933 --> 00:17:40,519
Apparently, he's been drinking
since, like, 9:00 a.m.
316
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,355
but he knows the roads
pretty well, right?
317
00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:45,525
And... oh, you know what?
I got it.
318
00:17:45,566 --> 00:17:47,692
I'll just tie him
to the back of Cameron's bike,
319
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,820
and we'll drag him.
320
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:54,909
So, officer, instructor,
excuse me.
321
00:17:54,951 --> 00:17:56,868
How am I doing?
322
00:17:56,911 --> 00:18:00,038
- Two hands for beginners.
Ten and two.
323
00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:10,133
- You okay?
- Yep. I'm great.
324
00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:13,510
So, tell me, um,
325
00:18:13,553 --> 00:18:16,638
Victor was kind of
a big deal around here, huh?
326
00:18:16,681 --> 00:18:18,807
- Really big.
No part of this town
327
00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:20,809
Vic didn't have
something to do with.
328
00:18:20,852 --> 00:18:23,645
But quietly, you know?
He just got things done.
329
00:18:23,688 --> 00:18:28,817
- So, like, in terms
of the... the service,
330
00:18:28,859 --> 00:18:31,570
it's, like, a...
A lot of interest?
331
00:18:31,612 --> 00:18:34,990
- Oh, yeah.
Pretty much a state funeral.
332
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:38,076
- Great.
333
00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:40,246
Is there, like, a law against
334
00:18:40,288 --> 00:18:43,915
working AC in cars around here?
335
00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:46,294
- No, but there is a law
against speeding
336
00:18:46,335 --> 00:18:50,506
in a designated school zone.
When you get to your next turn,
337
00:18:50,548 --> 00:18:53,593
slow down and indicate
and take it.
338
00:18:53,634 --> 00:18:56,804
- Indicate what?
- Use your blinker.
339
00:18:56,846 --> 00:19:02,018
- Oh, right.
Yes, looking both ways.
340
00:19:02,059 --> 00:19:04,019
- Just pull over.
341
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:10,026
- Wait, what are you doing?
342
00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:11,818
- Your miles
to kilometers conversion
343
00:19:11,861 --> 00:19:15,114
needs some serious practice.
344
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:17,532
- Little fast, huh?
345
00:19:17,575 --> 00:19:21,203
Maybe I just need
a couple more lessons.
346
00:19:24,707 --> 00:19:27,710
- Or I could put
probation plates on the hearse.
347
00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:29,878
You can drive it
like a teenager.
348
00:19:32,757 --> 00:19:33,965
I'll take it from here, Rev.
349
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,221
- What? Really?
350
00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:39,888
- Really.
351
00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:44,519
Out you get, junior.
352
00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:52,234
- Can I see 20,000
to start me off?
353
00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:53,528
- Yes.
354
00:19:53,568 --> 00:19:55,363
- 20,000 at the front.
Can I see 22?
355
00:19:55,404 --> 00:19:56,739
22, the far left.
356
00:19:56,780 --> 00:20:00,076
Can I see $25,000.
357
00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:01,201
25 in the back.
358
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:04,454
Can I see 30,000?
32,000.32 over here.
359
00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:09,376
- Rev Mack, how are you?
How are the people?
360
00:20:09,419 --> 00:20:10,770
How's the weather?
What's happening?
361
00:20:10,795 --> 00:20:13,463
Tell me everything.
- How do I blow off a funeral?
362
00:20:13,506 --> 00:20:16,384
- Oh, boy. A funeral already.
363
00:20:16,425 --> 00:20:18,469
That's a...
That's a double ouchie.
364
00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:20,262
- Yeah.
Is there any way out of it?
365
00:20:20,304 --> 00:20:21,531
- Well, did they
ask you already?
366
00:20:21,556 --> 00:20:23,098
- Yeah.
367
00:20:23,141 --> 00:20:24,576
- Yeah, that ship
has bolted, my friend.
368
00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:25,934
I mean, it's a small town.
369
00:20:25,977 --> 00:20:28,270
You don't show,
questions will be asked.
370
00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:29,980
It'd be just plain weird.
- All right.
371
00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:32,000
Well then, Mackenzie, I'm gonna
need you to run me through it.
372
00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:34,609
- Oh, that's a big ask
over the phone.
373
00:20:34,652 --> 00:20:36,528
- Or I can screw it up,
374
00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:38,114
and they'll kick me
out of Clump,
375
00:20:38,155 --> 00:20:40,700
and we both get hunted down
and executed.
376
00:20:40,741 --> 00:20:42,743
- Actually,
they're not that hard.
377
00:20:42,785 --> 00:20:45,829
I mean, it sounds like
you're grieving, right? 325?
378
00:20:45,872 --> 00:20:48,499
- I cannot believe they put you
in charge of a congregation.
379
00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:49,791
- Okay, listen to me,
380
00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:51,919
slip a little Baileys
into your coffee,
381
00:20:51,961 --> 00:20:53,755
and you will sail
right through the wake.
382
00:20:53,796 --> 00:20:55,423
- 38,000 going once.
383
00:20:55,464 --> 00:20:58,675
- Hey, listen with art
older is better, am I right?
384
00:20:58,718 --> 00:21:00,094
- Where are you?
385
00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:01,279
- And what's, like,
a good amount of art to buy?
386
00:21:01,304 --> 00:21:03,221
Because some of this stuff...
387
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:04,866
I'm gonna tell you,
it feels like it's overpriced,
388
00:21:04,891 --> 00:21:06,743
and, honestly, I don't even
think it's that accurate.
389
00:21:06,768 --> 00:21:08,327
- I have no idea
what you are talking about,
390
00:21:08,352 --> 00:21:10,645
but if I am bankrolling
some pathetic attempt
391
00:21:10,688 --> 00:21:14,650
to win back your wife, I swear
I am gonna make you regret it.
392
00:21:14,692 --> 00:21:15,919
- You know what?
I'm gonna go with older.
393
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,612
Yes, it feels,
you know, classier,
394
00:21:17,653 --> 00:21:19,154
more sophisticated.
Thank you, Paulo.
395
00:21:19,196 --> 00:21:21,656
- Mackenzie, I promise you...
- Paddle up over here.
396
00:21:21,699 --> 00:21:23,284
55 Gs. Shut it down.
397
00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:39,509
- Uh, hey, Cam.
- Oh, hey, Rev.
398
00:21:39,549 --> 00:21:42,052
- You getting
into grave robbing?
399
00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:46,682
- Funeral. My dog.
400
00:21:48,726 --> 00:21:53,397
- Right. Yes, in the graveyard
401
00:21:53,439 --> 00:21:56,025
- Thought we give everyone
a chance to say goodbye.
402
00:21:56,067 --> 00:21:58,068
I put 2:00 p.m. on the signs,
403
00:21:58,111 --> 00:22:03,074
so people should be here.
They all knew Guinness.
404
00:22:03,115 --> 00:22:07,994
- I mean, grief really affects
people in different ways.
405
00:22:08,037 --> 00:22:10,330
- Anyway, he deserves
a proper sendoff, Rev.
406
00:22:10,373 --> 00:22:12,125
I'm gonna put him
between Reverend Sukmar
407
00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:15,877
and Reverend White.
Yeah, they both loved Guinness.
408
00:22:17,505 --> 00:22:19,507
I just...
409
00:22:22,343 --> 00:22:24,261
I think that's
Reverend Sukmar actually.
410
00:22:26,556 --> 00:22:27,932
Sorry.
411
00:22:49,036 --> 00:22:51,247
Used to wait for me
when I got home from school.
412
00:22:55,292 --> 00:22:57,336
He slept beside me.
413
00:22:57,377 --> 00:23:00,298
This one time, I went away
on camp for a weekend
414
00:23:00,338 --> 00:23:03,300
and when I came back,
he nearly lost his mind.
415
00:23:03,342 --> 00:23:07,596
It was like he was just...
He was just sitting there
416
00:23:07,637 --> 00:23:09,265
waiting for me to come back.
417
00:23:09,307 --> 00:23:12,143
Still loving me even when
he wasn't looking at me.
418
00:23:16,897 --> 00:23:18,897
Hey, Rev, maybe... maybe
you could say a few words.
419
00:23:22,903 --> 00:23:25,655
- Yes, yes, of course.
Of course.
420
00:23:32,079 --> 00:23:34,707
God...
421
00:23:34,749 --> 00:23:37,335
we deliver
into your care Guinness...
422
00:23:41,547 --> 00:23:43,090
Who never stopped
loving Cameron...
423
00:23:45,175 --> 00:23:49,846
- Even when I was on camp.
- Even when he was on camp.
424
00:24:12,912 --> 00:24:17,208
So a couple of hymns,
a reading or two,
425
00:24:17,250 --> 00:24:20,086
I'll say some nice things
about the guy,
426
00:24:20,127 --> 00:24:22,922
short, simple, done. Boom.
427
00:24:22,963 --> 00:24:25,215
- Yeah. You got it.
428
00:24:26,968 --> 00:24:28,635
- What is up with that thing?
429
00:24:28,678 --> 00:24:30,011
I mean,
Chicago is below freezing
430
00:24:30,054 --> 00:24:31,596
for most of the winter.
431
00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:35,434
You hardly ever see anybody
using one of those anymore.
432
00:24:35,476 --> 00:24:38,688
- You need to make it Victor's.
- What?
433
00:24:38,730 --> 00:24:40,480
- To land the funeral.
434
00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:43,317
Keep, you know, the readings
and the hymns.
435
00:24:43,358 --> 00:24:47,613
That's all fine, but you need
to make it Victor's funeral.
436
00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:48,990
Specifically his.
437
00:24:49,030 --> 00:24:51,784
- I didn't know the guy.
- Yeah.
438
00:24:51,826 --> 00:24:56,538
Well, when my mom died,
439
00:24:56,580 --> 00:24:59,541
we lit sparkles
on the beach at night,
440
00:24:59,584 --> 00:25:03,086
and she loved beach fires,
441
00:25:03,128 --> 00:25:06,257
so we made one
that the whole town held high.
442
00:25:07,842 --> 00:25:10,970
That's all I remember
443
00:25:11,011 --> 00:25:13,806
and really all that mattered.
444
00:25:20,063 --> 00:25:21,789
- Sorry, I didn't know
that your mom was dead.
445
00:25:21,814 --> 00:25:24,192
- You never asked.
446
00:25:28,653 --> 00:25:30,530
- What about your dad?
447
00:25:33,701 --> 00:25:35,368
- Night, Rev.
448
00:25:37,413 --> 00:25:38,873
- Night, kid.
449
00:25:40,333 --> 00:25:43,336
- And so it comes to pass
that Marshall Kegan
450
00:25:43,377 --> 00:25:46,172
is entrusted into
your greater care, oh, Lord.
451
00:25:46,213 --> 00:25:49,342
All the tender care
and steadfast joy
452
00:25:49,384 --> 00:25:53,261
that he gave to those he loved
throughout his own life.
453
00:25:53,304 --> 00:25:56,473
It's important to remember,
young man, that we carry those
454
00:25:56,516 --> 00:26:00,435
who pass in our hearts forever.
Your dad was a good man.
455
00:26:00,478 --> 00:26:04,941
We'll remember him
that way, always.
456
00:26:19,663 --> 00:26:21,415
- Oh, my God! My...
457
00:26:22,791 --> 00:26:26,211
Don't... don't you people
have houses of your own?
458
00:26:26,253 --> 00:26:31,134
- Just dropping off his ashes.
- How did you get in?
459
00:26:31,174 --> 00:26:32,384
- With a key.
460
00:26:32,426 --> 00:26:34,804
- I changed the locks,
like, yesterday.
461
00:26:34,846 --> 00:26:37,515
- Yeah, all good.
Renee gave us all the new ones.
462
00:26:41,685 --> 00:26:42,979
- Wait, Amy.
463
00:26:43,019 --> 00:26:46,898
Amy... Amy can you tell me
about your dad?
464
00:26:46,941 --> 00:26:49,736
- Okay, sure.
465
00:26:49,777 --> 00:26:53,489
He woke up one morning,
realized he was gay,
466
00:26:53,530 --> 00:26:56,867
and then ditched my mom
to run off with a fat barman.
467
00:26:58,076 --> 00:26:59,537
That work?
468
00:26:59,578 --> 00:27:01,140
- I don't know
that I'm gonna start there.
469
00:27:01,163 --> 00:27:03,415
- Let's just focus
on scattering the ashes.
470
00:27:03,458 --> 00:27:05,209
He wanted to be in the water.
471
00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:08,712
- How about you just write down
some bullet points
472
00:27:08,755 --> 00:27:10,589
and you leave them
in the kitchen, please?
473
00:27:10,631 --> 00:27:13,384
- People liked him.
- Anything else?
474
00:27:13,425 --> 00:27:18,263
- He liked fishing and cricket.
475
00:27:18,306 --> 00:27:20,432
- Oh, good, well,
it's gonna be short at least.
476
00:27:20,474 --> 00:27:23,310
- I'm sorry.
I haven't prepared an essay,
477
00:27:23,352 --> 00:27:26,439
but maybe when your dad dies,
you'll understand.
478
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:29,192
- Well, I was 12
and a little more preoccupied
479
00:27:29,232 --> 00:27:31,234
with baseball cards,
but I get your point.
480
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:36,740
Amy, your dad wasn't perfect.
I get it.
481
00:27:39,660 --> 00:27:43,538
But believe me, there are
truly bad fathers out there,
482
00:27:43,580 --> 00:27:46,041
and if he wasn't one of 'em,
then you should do it right.
483
00:27:50,712 --> 00:27:53,173
You wanna leave those
in the kitchen?
484
00:27:53,215 --> 00:27:56,635
I'll find somewhere safe
in the church to keep 'em.
485
00:27:56,676 --> 00:27:58,179
- Yeah.
486
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:30,586
Oh, no.
487
00:28:36,134 --> 00:28:39,929
- Well, now we're screwed.
488
00:28:39,971 --> 00:28:41,305
- Yeah, no kidding.
489
00:28:41,346 --> 00:28:43,015
I'm about to give
my first funeral
490
00:28:43,057 --> 00:28:44,726
in front of
an entire grieving town,
491
00:28:44,767 --> 00:28:46,853
and I've just spilled the ashes
of the deceased
492
00:28:46,894 --> 00:28:49,355
on some wooden steps
because of a donkey.
493
00:28:49,396 --> 00:28:50,833
And I have nothing to say
about the guy,
494
00:28:50,856 --> 00:28:52,733
except for the fact
that his name was Victor
495
00:28:52,775 --> 00:28:54,192
and he liked cricket.
496
00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:56,434
So please tell me that you got
something to add to that.
497
00:28:57,822 --> 00:28:59,699
- He was Lithuanian.
- That is good.
498
00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:01,701
I can use that.
Please more, more.
499
00:29:01,742 --> 00:29:04,327
- He... he supported
the Indian team.
500
00:29:04,369 --> 00:29:05,788
- Good, yeah.
501
00:29:05,829 --> 00:29:08,332
Good, still cricket,
just even more specific.
502
00:29:12,252 --> 00:29:13,587
Hey, why India?
503
00:29:17,759 --> 00:29:19,093
What do you think?
504
00:29:19,134 --> 00:29:20,863
We could... uh, we can burn
some of the palm branches?
505
00:29:20,886 --> 00:29:25,307
- No, no, human ashes
are very different.
506
00:29:25,348 --> 00:29:28,560
We're animals. We have bones.
507
00:29:28,603 --> 00:29:32,355
- Animals have bones, huh?
508
00:29:32,397 --> 00:29:34,983
- You did go to school
right, Rev?
509
00:29:37,361 --> 00:29:40,740
- I got an idea. Come on.
510
00:29:43,326 --> 00:29:45,994
I don't know,
kiwi, ham, and broccoli.
511
00:29:46,037 --> 00:29:47,204
- Ugh.
512
00:29:47,246 --> 00:29:48,830
- Got a little salty,
little sweet.
513
00:29:48,873 --> 00:29:49,874
- No way.
514
00:29:53,294 --> 00:29:55,003
Hello?
515
00:30:00,550 --> 00:30:01,844
- Yeah. Okay.
516
00:30:06,307 --> 00:30:07,517
- Hey.
517
00:30:07,557 --> 00:30:10,144
- Hey. Hey, Rev.
518
00:30:10,185 --> 00:30:11,770
- Hey, buddy.
519
00:30:11,813 --> 00:30:14,315
So, listen, Daisy and I
were thinking
520
00:30:14,356 --> 00:30:16,733
that maybe you would like
to give Guinness
521
00:30:16,776 --> 00:30:19,153
a proper sendoff.
What do you think?
522
00:30:19,194 --> 00:30:22,740
- You think you can get
a couple people to come along?
523
00:30:22,781 --> 00:30:24,259
- Cam, I think I can get
the whole town there.
524
00:30:24,282 --> 00:30:25,785
How's that?
525
00:30:25,826 --> 00:30:29,329
- Yeah, that'd be really great.
- Also, I'm just curious.
526
00:30:29,372 --> 00:30:30,998
Do you know anything
about cricket?
527
00:30:31,039 --> 00:30:32,625
- Like crickets? Yeah.
528
00:30:32,666 --> 00:30:35,127
Yeah, they're
orthopteran insects
529
00:30:35,169 --> 00:30:38,213
with six legs or maybe eight.
530
00:30:38,256 --> 00:30:39,798
- Never mind.
- Oh.
531
00:30:41,425 --> 00:30:44,302
Hello.
532
00:30:44,345 --> 00:30:45,930
Anybody home?
533
00:30:47,807 --> 00:30:51,728
Ah, hi.
You must be Tropical Tess.
534
00:30:51,769 --> 00:30:53,980
- Yeah.
- You still doing pizzas?
535
00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:56,315
- No.
- Ah, it didn't catch on, huh?
536
00:30:56,356 --> 00:30:57,733
- No.
537
00:30:57,775 --> 00:30:59,086
- Ah, I mean,
you were probably just
538
00:30:59,109 --> 00:31:00,569
ahead of your time with
539
00:31:00,611 --> 00:31:05,074
the lychee cheese
beetroot explosion.
540
00:31:05,115 --> 00:31:08,326
- Cream of the cheese offsets
the sweetness of the lychee.
541
00:31:08,368 --> 00:31:10,037
- And then...
Then you got the beetroot.
542
00:31:10,078 --> 00:31:11,705
- Exactly.
543
00:31:11,748 --> 00:31:13,583
- Does your oven still work?
544
00:31:13,624 --> 00:31:16,376
- Yeah.
- You just got the one or?
545
00:31:16,419 --> 00:31:18,378
- Six ovens.
546
00:31:18,421 --> 00:31:20,173
- Okay.
Tess, I'm gonna level with you.
547
00:31:20,213 --> 00:31:22,383
This is gonna be
an unusual request.
548
00:31:23,468 --> 00:31:25,344
- My condolences.
549
00:31:25,385 --> 00:31:27,262
Vic would've been thrilled
to see you here.
550
00:31:27,305 --> 00:31:29,265
Don't forget
we're back open Sundays.
551
00:31:29,307 --> 00:31:30,974
Open Sunday mornings again.
552
00:31:31,017 --> 00:31:33,935
Expect to see you both here
and you two.
553
00:31:33,978 --> 00:31:37,481
10:00 a.m. Sundays.
We don't just do funerals.
554
00:31:52,413 --> 00:31:55,540
Oh, jeez.
555
00:32:00,003 --> 00:32:01,297
- Hey.
556
00:32:01,338 --> 00:32:03,257
- Uh, look,
if you're gonna arrest me
557
00:32:03,298 --> 00:32:04,884
for some sort of
traffic violation,
558
00:32:04,925 --> 00:32:09,555
can it wait, like, an hour?
I've got a... a thing for Victor.
559
00:32:09,596 --> 00:32:11,848
- I got you
a temporary driving permit.
560
00:32:11,891 --> 00:32:13,267
- Really?
561
00:32:13,308 --> 00:32:15,603
- Slow down, stay left,
and watch out for wildlife.
562
00:32:15,644 --> 00:32:18,647
- Yeah, can do. Um, thanks.
563
00:32:18,689 --> 00:32:21,692
- So where are the ashes?
- Huh?
564
00:32:21,733 --> 00:32:23,861
- The ashes, they can't
find them in the church.
565
00:32:25,529 --> 00:32:27,073
- I mean, right.
566
00:32:27,115 --> 00:32:30,410
They... they... they wouldn't.
I mean, they're on the way.
567
00:32:30,451 --> 00:32:32,828
- From where, Chicago?
568
00:32:32,869 --> 00:32:37,458
- No, I... It's...
It's kind of a thing.
569
00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:41,546
Traditionally, the ashes
are the last to arrive.
570
00:32:41,586 --> 00:32:43,506
It's the entrance
of the deceased.
571
00:32:44,715 --> 00:32:46,384
- So you're all set?
572
00:32:49,177 --> 00:32:51,847
- No. Mm-mm.
573
00:32:54,016 --> 00:32:57,686
I am about
to send a guy off to heaven,
574
00:32:57,729 --> 00:33:02,023
and I got more questions
than answers about him.
575
00:33:02,066 --> 00:33:03,526
- Like what?
576
00:33:03,567 --> 00:33:05,694
- Well, I know that he's a...
577
00:33:05,737 --> 00:33:10,615
Was... he was
a Eastern European immigrant
578
00:33:10,657 --> 00:33:13,035
who lived in Australia,
579
00:33:13,076 --> 00:33:15,163
but everybody keeps talking
about how he rooted
580
00:33:15,203 --> 00:33:19,500
for the Indian cricket team.
581
00:33:19,541 --> 00:33:21,877
- Care to shed
any light on that?
582
00:33:23,296 --> 00:33:24,922
- Yeah, yeah, I can.
583
00:33:30,803 --> 00:33:32,721
- Come on, man.
584
00:33:37,769 --> 00:33:41,021
- Hey, Rev, everyone's waiting.
It's gotta start.
585
00:33:43,398 --> 00:33:46,193
- Yeah, okay.
586
00:33:49,197 --> 00:33:52,115
Come on, Cam.
587
00:34:06,547 --> 00:34:08,257
- Oh, thank God.
588
00:34:26,733 --> 00:34:28,610
- Grab a seat folks.
589
00:34:38,121 --> 00:34:41,206
And so it has come to pass
that Victor Petris
590
00:34:41,248 --> 00:34:45,043
is entrusted into
your greater care, oh, Lord,
591
00:34:45,085 --> 00:34:47,755
that which we cannot
imagine here on Earth.
592
00:34:50,425 --> 00:34:52,092
Victor was...
593
00:35:01,018 --> 00:35:02,103
Sorry.
594
00:35:08,775 --> 00:35:10,862
Does this seem weird
to anybody else?
595
00:35:15,032 --> 00:35:17,702
I mean the... the... this outfit,
596
00:35:17,744 --> 00:35:20,246
the book, the... the building,
it... I mean,
597
00:35:20,288 --> 00:35:24,916
we're here to celebrate a guy
that hadn't set foot
598
00:35:24,958 --> 00:35:28,755
in this place in,
I don't know, was it years?
599
00:35:32,007 --> 00:35:33,367
All right, everybody,
on your feet.
600
00:35:35,635 --> 00:35:37,804
Yeah, up. Let's go.
601
00:35:42,601 --> 00:35:44,103
Follow me.
602
00:35:50,985 --> 00:35:53,070
- Now, come on everybody.
This way.
603
00:35:56,990 --> 00:36:00,702
- You think Vic will mind, Rev?
- Not at all pal.
604
00:36:26,186 --> 00:36:30,942
- I didn't know, Victor.
I know that he didn't say much.
605
00:36:30,983 --> 00:36:32,860
He was a bit too busy
606
00:36:32,902 --> 00:36:37,114
being thoroughly absorbed
in fishing and cricket,
607
00:36:37,155 --> 00:36:40,451
the two slowest
and most uneventful sports
608
00:36:40,492 --> 00:36:43,496
in the history of the world.
609
00:36:43,538 --> 00:36:44,722
I mean, at least with fishing,
610
00:36:44,746 --> 00:36:46,164
you get something to eat, right?
611
00:36:46,206 --> 00:36:47,916
Cricket, I am reliably informed,
612
00:36:47,958 --> 00:36:49,710
features five-day games
613
00:36:49,751 --> 00:36:51,378
that routinely
don't even have a winner.
614
00:36:55,007 --> 00:36:58,010
Victor rooted
for the Indian cricket team.
615
00:36:58,052 --> 00:37:00,387
A group of people
competing in a sport
616
00:37:00,429 --> 00:37:03,014
that he had never played
for a country
617
00:37:03,056 --> 00:37:04,726
that he had
never even been near.
618
00:37:06,936 --> 00:37:08,730
But Victor rooted for India
because he knew
619
00:37:08,771 --> 00:37:11,273
that when Australia won,
620
00:37:11,315 --> 00:37:14,902
a few million people were happy
for an afternoon at a barbecue.
621
00:37:16,362 --> 00:37:20,907
But when India won,
man, a billion people
622
00:37:20,949 --> 00:37:22,827
would party in the streets
for a week.
623
00:37:22,869 --> 00:37:26,456
When India won global happiness
just shot through the roof.
624
00:37:27,956 --> 00:37:30,418
He never been to India.
He'd never met her people.
625
00:37:30,460 --> 00:37:33,045
But somehow
from... from across oceans,
626
00:37:33,086 --> 00:37:35,965
he felt the power
of their collective joy.
627
00:37:45,766 --> 00:37:47,976
Now I am not gonna stand here
628
00:37:48,018 --> 00:37:49,478
and pretend
that I am into cricket
629
00:37:49,519 --> 00:37:52,898
or that I'm really into fishing
for that matter.
630
00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:57,903
But Victor loved all of you,
631
00:37:57,945 --> 00:38:00,822
even when you weren't looking.
632
00:38:02,617 --> 00:38:04,619
And I can get into that.
633
00:38:19,467 --> 00:38:21,469
- Nice touch.
634
00:38:38,527 --> 00:38:42,739
You get to be a fish.
635
00:39:02,009 --> 00:39:06,472
- You must be hungry.
- Thank you.
636
00:39:06,514 --> 00:39:07,681
He would've loved that.
637
00:39:11,893 --> 00:39:13,438
I'll be right back.
638
00:39:43,259 --> 00:39:46,846
- Oi, you lot,
who wants a drink?
639
00:39:49,474 --> 00:39:50,849
- This one is on Victor.
640
00:39:52,601 --> 00:39:53,811
- That was beautiful.
641
00:40:16,626 --> 00:40:17,626
- See you, Guinness.
642
00:40:30,472 --> 00:40:33,934
- What's up with the bathroom
being locked again?
643
00:40:33,976 --> 00:40:35,894
- Because there's someone
in there.
644
00:40:35,936 --> 00:40:37,688
- Who?
645
00:40:37,730 --> 00:40:42,652
- At least is getting them
to church, kind of.
646
00:40:42,693 --> 00:40:47,114
- Yeah.
- I've got something for you.
647
00:40:48,365 --> 00:40:50,992
- Really hope it's not whatever
is on this toast.
648
00:40:56,958 --> 00:40:58,793
- At least look at the pictures.
649
00:41:00,795 --> 00:41:02,672
- Thanks.
650
00:41:02,713 --> 00:41:05,675
- I'm only in this
for the cash, bozo.
651
00:41:08,177 --> 00:41:10,012
I'm gonna turn in early.
652
00:41:14,976 --> 00:41:17,103
- Night, kid.
653
00:41:17,144 --> 00:41:21,690
- Night Rev.
You did all right today.
654
00:41:37,039 --> 00:41:39,708
- I guess it's gonna be a while
until we talk then, eh, Dad?
655
00:41:42,628 --> 00:41:45,005
Maybe I can tell you
some stuff anyway.
656
00:42:09,947 --> 00:42:12,032
- He's in Australia.
657
00:42:14,409 --> 00:42:17,704
- What are you waiting for?
- Yeah.
49005
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