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Whew! I think
that's everything.
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Come here.
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Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
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Oh, come on.
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Shit.
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- Fired? You're firing me!
- Get the fuck outta here.
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Oh, fuck you, Manny!
I quit! How 'bout that?
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- Give me my fuckin' shirt.
- You want your shirt back?
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Great news. You can have your
piece-of-shit shirt back.
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Here ya go, dude.
Choke on it.
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Hey, where's my stuff? You
guys have my stuff in there!
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Oh, great, you too, Gary?
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Fuckin' dick.
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Hey, what do you need?
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- Um, a mechanic. I'm looking for a mechanic.
- Great.
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You just found the best goddamned
mechanic in town! Let's go.
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I'm driving to LA
and my car broke down.
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- Those guys would've fuckin' ripped you off.
- Really?
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- Oh, okay.
- Eat shit, Manny!
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- Richard, by the way.
- Oh. Nathan.
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Everyone
calls me Nat.
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Hey, you mind if I, uh, take a
couple of, uh, pictures of you?
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- You wanna take a picture of me?
- Yeah, yeah, of you.
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You're uh...
you're interesting, you know?
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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I mean, don't get me wrong, dude.
I'm interesting as fuck.
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- Yeah.
- If you wanna take a picture of the real deal,
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like, you came to the right place.
Let's do this.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah. Fuck, yeah.
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- Awesome. Great.
- This is crazy.
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- Okay.
- Fuck, yeah.
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- Nice.
- Yeah, right?
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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This is America
at its purest, dude.
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Oh, nice. Okay.
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Yeah.
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- Cool, man. Let me see 'em.
- Huh?
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- Let me see 'em.
- No, this is... It's a film camera.
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- It's film.
- Oh, yeah.
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- Cool, man. Wow.
- Developing and everything.
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Yeah.
That's old school, huh?
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Crazy.
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What are you,
an artist or something?
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I'm gonna start art school.
That's why I'm driving to LA.
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- Fuck.
- Yeah.
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- Good for you.
- Thank you.
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- What's your philosophy?
- My philosophy?
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Yeah, like, your
artist's philosophy.
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What's your outlook on the world?
What do you got to say?
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Uh... I don't know.
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I mean, listen,
I'm not an artist.
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I'm like a fuckin' piece of
shit, you know. I'm a zero.
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- But even I've got a philosophy.
- Uh-huh.
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Three things matter in life.
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Friends, shelter, and a little
bit of food in my belly.
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Everything else, bro... is fuckin'
bullshit, and I'm at war with bullshit.
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- Everyone hates bullshit, right?
- Yeah. Right?
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If there's one thing I learned
in my 35 years on this planet,
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it's that this world
is full of fuckin' bullshit.
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Hey! Here we go.
Get ready.
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- Start it up.
- Oh. Oh. You sure?
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- Yep. Start it up.
- Okay.
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- You ready?
- Yeah.
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- Boom!
- Oh, my God, yes!
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Thank you.
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How 'bout that?
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I really
appreciate it.
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Yeah, don't worry about it.
Just a loose hose. Nothing.
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Yeah. Thank you. I never
would've found it myself.
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Listen, it's just, like, I don't
know, maybe a hundred bucks?
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Yeah, yeah. Of course, man.
Uh...
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- I'm fuckin' with you, man.
- What? What the...?
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I'm fuckin' with you.
Don't worry about it.
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Oh, my God, dude, that's so generous.
Thank you.
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- I wish there was something I could do for you.
- Oh. There totally is.
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I'm going about 45 minutes up
the road, town called Alpine.
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- Okay.
- If you wouldn't mind just giving me a ride.
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You can drop me on the side of the
highway near the town. That'd be fine.
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I just need to get there
pretty quick.
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Um... I don't...
I don't know, man.
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Yeah.
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- I don't know you...
- Enough said. I get it. You don't know me.
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You know, I'm a stranger.
You don't want me in your car.
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But look. Look in my eyes, man.
I have very kind eyes.
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- Mm-hmm.
- I'm a good guy.
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- What d'ya say?
- Um...
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You know what?
Yeah. Yeah, hop on in.
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- Come on.
- Fuck, yeah! Yes! You just made my day, man.
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You want a road brew?
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No-no, I'm good. I, I don't, uh...
not while I'm driving.
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- But you're more than welcome to do it.
- All right.
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You know, keep it low, just in case
there's any, uh, cops or anything.
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Don't worry about it. I'm pretty much at
professional level at drinking and driving.
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Well, good
thing you're not driving.
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So what's
your story, you party?
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Yeah. I mean,
I go to parties often.
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- What?
- Nah.
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I don't mean, do you go to
parties, like a sweet 16.
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I mean, do you party,
like, do you do drugs?
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Oh. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- Cool. Fuck, yeah.
- Yeah. Weed and drink.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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- Well, that's good news.
- Yeah?
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'Cause I happen to have
a pretty rad jazz cigarette.
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- Wow, that's awesome, man.
- Yeah.
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- You wanna piece of this?
- No, I'm driving. I don't smoke...
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- Mind if I smoke it?
- No, not at all. Please, go for it.
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So, where
you headed, man?
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- Vegas.
- Vegas.
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Yeah. Bright lights,
beautiful women.
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- Cool.
- It's the perfect place to start over.
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- That's awesome, man.
- Yeah.
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Yeah. I've never
been to Vegas.
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- You've never been to Vegas?
- No, no, no, no, no. Never.
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- Oh, dude, you gotta go to Vegas.
- Yeah. I know.
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I wanna go
for my 21st birthday.
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I know it's cliché and
all that, but, you know?
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- Dude, that's smart.
- Right?
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- All of the best stuff in Vegas, you gotta be 21.
- Yeah.
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The bars, the casinos,
gambling, strip clubs.
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Dude, all the best hookers
are at strip clubs.
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- Good to know.
- Yeah.
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- Uh, good to know.
- Oh.
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Thank you.
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Maybe if I'm there, I'll look
you up and we can hang out.
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Yeah. Sure.
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Tell you what.
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I'm done
with all this bullshit.
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Nothing for miles,
small-town nonsense.
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Fuckin' assholes at work.
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Shitty jobs.
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Fuckin' terrible people.
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Vegas, baby.
From that movie?
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So, it's this building
right here.
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- Oh, awesome.
- Yeah.
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- Pull up right here on the right.
- Great.
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Thank you so much, Nat.
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This is... You really
did me such a solid.
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- I appreciate it.
- No problem.
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- You take care of yourself.
- You take care of yourself.
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This baby's gonna get you to LA
no problem now. Don't you worry.
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Thanks to you, man.
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Keep your dick dry out there.
You know what I'm saying?
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- Okay.
- Wrap it up.
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All right.
I will.
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Fuck!
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Hey, man, what's up?
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The whole thing's closed.
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I don't even think the fuckin'
busses come here anymore.
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- What the hell?
- What?
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Yeah. Fuck me.
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Oh, shit, man. Well, uh,
what're you gonna do?
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I-I'll probably just stay here the
night, and hitch in the morning.
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It's, like, not a big deal.
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You know what? Um, I'm
staying in Marfa tonight.
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If you wanna join... I don't
know if they have a bus station,
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but it's closer to Vegas.
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- You wouldn't mind, for real?
- Yeah, man.
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It'd be nice
to have some company.
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Okay. Here's one.
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What's your favorite movie
of all time?
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The Graduate.
Done.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
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- Never seen it.
- Really?
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I don't even know what it is.
The Graduate?
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- Dustin Hoffman. You know...
- I'll check it out.
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What about you?
What's your favorite movie?
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Uh, Fast and Furious:
Tokyo Drift.
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- Really?
- Oh, yeah. That movie is crazy.
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It's about these guys
and they race all these cars.
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And they, like,
they drift the cars.
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I mean, they're... they're all right...
those movies, to be honest.
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- I mean...
- Fast and Furious One and Two?
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Fuckin' the best movies
I've ever seen.
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I mean, they, like,
they lost their steam,
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like, by the time
they got to, like, six.
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I think they're on,
like, eight now.
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Wait.
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There's more
of those fuckin' movies?
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Yeah. There's,
like, eight more.
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Are you fucking...
Oh, my God!
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- Yeah, they added...
- That's fuckin' amazing!
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They got Dwayne
"The Rock" Johnson.
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- The Rock...
- Yeah.
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- ...from wrestling...
- Yeah.
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- ...is in The Fast and Furious?
- Yeah, I mean, yeah.
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Fuck. He's like
my favorite wrestler...
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It was sad when the guy
died, the main guy.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Don't tell me.
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- Who... In the movie?
- No, no, not in the movie.
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- Vin Diesel?
- Not Vin Diesel, the other guy,
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- but in real life.
- Brian?
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- Yeah.
- Brian died in real life?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, my God. Wow.
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They CGI'd his face 'cause he,
like, only shot half of the movie,
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and they did the rest
with his brothers.
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Very touching.
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- Dude, you are fucking blowing my mind.
- Yeah.
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We need some tunes
up in this bitch, right?
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Yeah, oh, totally.
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- Let's get it goin'.
- My girlfriend...
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Well, ex-girlfriend, gave me
this iPod as a going-away gift.
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- All right, let's see what we got.
- Yeah, check it out.
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Any Aerosmith on here?
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Uh, I don't know. I haven't
actually looked at it.
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Well, I hope there is, because
I'm in the mood for Aerosmith.
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- Ooh. I have an update.
- What?
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Your ex has shit taste in music.
This is garbage.
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Yeah. No, I know.
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There's, like, three Indigo
Girls records on here.
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Is that why you dumped her?
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- 'Cause I get it.
- No.
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No, no, no, no, no.
She, uh, she dumped me.
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Or, well, no,
it was kind of mutual.
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She made the decision.
Um...
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Ew. This is
not sounding good.
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No, no, no, no, seriously.
It was the right decision.
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So I'm-I'm totally fine
with it.
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Say no more. I get it.
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I'm just excited to start this
new phase, this new path.
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Yeah.
You should be.
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You're going to
fuckin' art school, dude.
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'Cause you know what
art school is full of?
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Hot girls, who, like, have those
weird, chunky, black glasses
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- and, like, black bangs and all this shit.
- Yeah, it's...
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All they're into is, like, doing threesomes
and being lesbians for a minute.
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00:14:00,471 --> 00:14:02,171
- Wow.
- Like, you're gonna get crazy-laid.
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You eat pussy, dude?
231
00:14:03,475 --> 00:14:06,142
- Yeah.
- Okay, good.
232
00:14:06,144 --> 00:14:10,479
If there's one thing you walk away from this
conversation with is, you've gotta eat that pussy.
233
00:14:10,481 --> 00:14:13,449
You know, it's like, my-my last girlfriend,
she didn't really like getting eaten out...
234
00:14:13,451 --> 00:14:15,450
Okay. Time out.
Time out.
235
00:14:15,452 --> 00:14:17,420
Time out. I'm gonna
stop you right there.
236
00:14:17,422 --> 00:14:20,223
She likes getting eaten out.
You're just bad at it.
237
00:14:20,225 --> 00:14:21,657
Well, here's the thing, okay?
238
00:14:21,659 --> 00:14:24,227
The honest truth, you want
the honest truth right here?
239
00:14:24,229 --> 00:14:26,094
She's the only person
I've ever been with.
240
00:14:26,096 --> 00:14:28,031
Oh, dude, that's
not embarrassing.
241
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,932
You're fuckin'... What are
you, 19 years old you said?
242
00:14:29,934 --> 00:14:31,501
- Yeah.
- Yeah. That's fine.
243
00:14:31,503 --> 00:14:33,435
Fuck,
I wish I had that.
244
00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:36,174
I fucked a bunch of dummies before I
fucked the one true love of my life.
245
00:14:37,341 --> 00:14:38,276
Shit, man.
246
00:14:41,245 --> 00:14:43,646
This is embarrassing. Fu... Fuck. I can't
even believe I'm about to tell you this.
247
00:14:43,648 --> 00:14:45,480
No, come on, tell me.
248
00:14:45,482 --> 00:14:48,685
I'm still, like, hung up on this
girl from when I was 15 years old.
249
00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:51,454
- I'm talkin' like 25 years ago, man.
- Wow.
250
00:14:51,456 --> 00:14:53,623
My high school sweetheart...
Sharon was her name...
251
00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:57,326
Ooh. She had, like,
this beautiful angelic face.
252
00:14:57,328 --> 00:15:01,030
- We just got each other. You know what I mean?
- Yeah.
253
00:15:01,032 --> 00:15:03,199
I feel like in an
alternative universe,
254
00:15:03,201 --> 00:15:07,570
- we'd be married and have kids and be real happy, you know?
- Yeah.
255
00:15:07,572 --> 00:15:09,973
It's, like, there was
this fork in the road,
256
00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:13,675
and on one side was this
beautiful paradise with Sharon,
257
00:15:13,677 --> 00:15:19,482
and on the other fuckin' side, is
just, like, 25 years of fuckin' shit.
258
00:15:19,484 --> 00:15:24,020
And I don't know why, but I fuckin'
chose the 25 years of shit.
259
00:15:24,022 --> 00:15:26,622
And sometimes I'm laying in
bed, trying to fall asleep,
260
00:15:26,624 --> 00:15:29,291
and I just think about
that universe with her,
261
00:15:29,293 --> 00:15:32,228
where it's just us
and we're happy.
262
00:15:32,230 --> 00:15:35,031
And I don't know what the
fuck happened, man. You know?
263
00:15:35,033 --> 00:15:36,435
Wow.
264
00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:07,229
Dude, is this the hotel?
265
00:16:07,231 --> 00:16:08,698
Yeah. I rented out
one of those trailers.
266
00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:11,666
Oh, no. I spent my whole life trying
to get out of a fuckin' trailer park.
267
00:16:11,668 --> 00:16:13,636
Now you're gonna make me
sleep in one again?
268
00:16:13,638 --> 00:16:18,306
What is this, some kinda fake poverty
bullshit your generation's into?
269
00:16:18,308 --> 00:16:23,079
I know it's corny and all,
but, you know, it's just fun.
270
00:16:23,081 --> 00:16:25,781
Hey, I gotta check in. Do you wanna come
in with me, or do you wanna wait out here?
271
00:16:25,783 --> 00:16:30,052
Uh, no thanks. I saw
a bar couple blocks back.
272
00:16:30,054 --> 00:16:33,224
- Why don't you meet me there in 30.
- Uh, okay.
273
00:17:05,690 --> 00:17:07,623
- Richard.
- Hey.
274
00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:10,125
- Hey, how's it goin', man?
- Good. What, did you get lost?
275
00:17:10,127 --> 00:17:13,395
Oh, no. That ex I was telling
you about, she called.
276
00:17:13,397 --> 00:17:17,132
- Dude, you gotta cut her loose.
- I know.
277
00:17:17,134 --> 00:17:20,169
- You're over 21, right?
- Mm-hmm.
278
00:17:20,171 --> 00:17:21,370
What'll you have?
279
00:17:21,372 --> 00:17:25,740
- We'll, uh, we'll get two whiskeys.
- Yep.
280
00:17:25,742 --> 00:17:29,114
- Holy shit, I didn't get carded.
- Yeah, okay, be cool.
281
00:17:30,414 --> 00:17:32,280
- Thank you so much.
- Yeah, thank you.
282
00:17:32,282 --> 00:17:34,619
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
283
00:17:36,753 --> 00:17:38,423
Oh!
284
00:17:40,258 --> 00:17:43,191
- We'll do two more of these. Make 'em doubles.
- Yeah.
285
00:17:43,193 --> 00:17:44,128
Thank you.
286
00:17:46,364 --> 00:17:47,697
- Mmm.
- Fuck.
287
00:17:47,699 --> 00:17:51,700
- What?
- I'm sorry, dude.
288
00:17:51,702 --> 00:17:54,569
- I just did a real fuckin' dick thing.
- No, what did you do?
289
00:17:54,571 --> 00:17:57,273
I ordered a bunch of drinks, and I've
only got ten bucks in my pocket.
290
00:17:57,275 --> 00:17:59,208
Oh, come on, don't worry about it, man.
I got the drinks.
291
00:17:59,210 --> 00:18:00,343
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
292
00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:01,677
You've already been
so fuckin' nice to me.
293
00:18:01,679 --> 00:18:03,845
Giving me a ride,
and all this other stuff.
294
00:18:03,847 --> 00:18:05,413
It's all good.
Don't worry about it.
295
00:18:05,415 --> 00:18:06,815
- No, no, no.
- What?
296
00:18:06,817 --> 00:18:08,517
Don't flash that kind of
money in a place like this.
297
00:18:08,519 --> 00:18:11,219
- What'd you do, fuckin' rob a bank?
- No.
298
00:18:11,221 --> 00:18:12,787
Jesus Christ.
299
00:18:12,789 --> 00:18:15,423
- Are you fuckin' rich?
- No.
300
00:18:15,425 --> 00:18:16,595
Oh, thank you.
301
00:18:17,595 --> 00:18:19,327
Your parents are rich.
302
00:18:19,329 --> 00:18:22,265
- Well, I mean, they're like upper-middle class-ish.
- Right?
303
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:25,535
I fuckin' nail... I nailed it, man.
I got your number.
304
00:18:25,537 --> 00:18:28,304
So, I've had, like,
a pretty sheltered life.
305
00:18:28,306 --> 00:18:30,506
Everything's
planned out for me.
306
00:18:30,508 --> 00:18:33,209
You do well on your SAT's.
Graduate high school.
307
00:18:33,211 --> 00:18:34,943
You go to college.
You get a job.
308
00:18:34,945 --> 00:18:37,279
You get married.
Blah, blah, blah.
309
00:18:37,281 --> 00:18:42,785
And that's fine for some people, but that
type of life doesn't interest me at all.
310
00:18:42,787 --> 00:18:44,487
Yeah, I get it.
311
00:18:44,489 --> 00:18:46,322
No one had a plan for me.
312
00:18:46,324 --> 00:18:47,890
Nobody fuckin' expected
anything out of my life.
313
00:18:47,892 --> 00:18:49,324
Yeah. And-And see?
That's-That's my point.
314
00:18:49,326 --> 00:18:54,330
You're one of the realest people I
think I've ever met in my entire life.
315
00:18:54,332 --> 00:18:56,731
And I-I guess that's what I'm
trying to do with my photography.
316
00:18:56,733 --> 00:19:03,372
I'm trying to get to... to the-the
heart of real America, you know?
317
00:19:03,374 --> 00:19:05,641
And I feel like being
in here in this place
318
00:19:05,643 --> 00:19:08,844
with you right now, with all these people
around, that this is real America.
319
00:19:08,846 --> 00:19:10,379
Nat, I have an update.
320
00:19:10,381 --> 00:19:13,815
I think this might be
the asshole of real America.
321
00:19:13,817 --> 00:19:15,383
You're a good kid, Nat.
I like you.
322
00:19:15,385 --> 00:19:17,553
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
323
00:19:17,555 --> 00:19:19,822
I think the universe brought us
together for a reason, you know?
324
00:19:19,824 --> 00:19:21,356
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
325
00:19:21,358 --> 00:19:23,959
I will fuckin' rip the condom
off of your mind, dude,
326
00:19:23,961 --> 00:19:27,697
so you can fuck this world raw.
327
00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:30,600
I wanna see you fuckin'
raw-dog this world, man.
328
00:19:30,602 --> 00:19:31,834
That's what you're doing.
329
00:19:43,381 --> 00:19:44,980
Fuck the world raw.
330
00:19:44,982 --> 00:19:47,016
Did you guys
just fuckin' see that?
331
00:19:47,018 --> 00:19:48,718
- Fuckin' kid just took our photo.
- That's funny.
332
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:52,287
Hey. You just take
my fuckin' photo?
333
00:19:52,289 --> 00:19:54,257
What the fuck
are you thinkin'?
334
00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:55,958
I-I'm sorry, yeah.
335
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,526
What the fuck are you doin'?
Erase that.
336
00:19:58,528 --> 00:20:00,363
Got any fuckin' manners?
337
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:02,731
This is a film camera.
I can't erase it.
338
00:20:02,733 --> 00:20:04,533
- Give me the fuckin camera.
- No, stop!
339
00:20:04,535 --> 00:20:07,769
Hey, leave the kid alone, okay?
He didn't mean anything by it.
340
00:20:07,771 --> 00:20:10,038
What the fuck are you
gonna do about it, huh?
341
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:13,843
Okay. Just go back to your game
and play pool with your bros.
342
00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:15,745
Uncle Joe, Ryan, come here.
343
00:20:15,747 --> 00:20:17,646
You wanna meet my boys?
344
00:20:17,648 --> 00:20:19,448
Hey, Richard. Come on. Let's go.
Let's just leave.
345
00:20:19,450 --> 00:20:20,749
Oh, no, no.
Hang on, Nat.
346
00:20:20,751 --> 00:20:23,486
I'm about to meet
Uncle Joe and Ryan.
347
00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:24,789
You are.
348
00:20:28,459 --> 00:20:30,459
Richard.
349
00:20:30,461 --> 00:20:33,496
Richard, come on, let's go.
Please. I'm so sorry.
350
00:20:33,498 --> 00:20:35,567
Richard, please?
I'm so sorry.
351
00:20:39,002 --> 00:20:41,737
Yeah.
Yeah, we're gonna go.
352
00:20:41,739 --> 00:20:45,007
- What do you mean you're gonna fuckin' go?
- I'm sorry.
353
00:20:45,009 --> 00:20:46,310
Thank you, ma'am.
354
00:20:48,512 --> 00:20:51,314
- Sorry for the disturbance.
- Fuckin' pussy.
355
00:20:51,316 --> 00:20:52,681
- Ooh. One sec.
- Li'l fuckin' baby.
356
00:20:52,683 --> 00:20:53,884
What?
357
00:20:55,353 --> 00:20:57,990
- Oh, my God!
- Run!
358
00:21:00,557 --> 00:21:01,460
Go, go, run!
359
00:21:04,028 --> 00:21:05,564
I think we lost 'em.
360
00:21:09,634 --> 00:21:10,932
Oh, my God.
361
00:21:10,934 --> 00:21:13,035
Did you see that guy's
face when I hit him?
362
00:21:13,037 --> 00:21:15,504
Oh, fuck, man.
363
00:21:15,506 --> 00:21:17,640
- That... That was... That was cra...
- Did you get your camera?
364
00:21:17,642 --> 00:21:19,374
Yeah, I got it.
I got my camera.
365
00:21:19,376 --> 00:21:20,776
That was crazy though.
366
00:21:20,778 --> 00:21:23,879
That was not crazy.
That was just a bar fight.
367
00:21:23,881 --> 00:21:25,980
Come on. You've never
been in a fight before?
368
00:21:25,982 --> 00:21:27,449
How are you
so calm right now?
369
00:21:27,451 --> 00:21:28,817
How are you not?
370
00:21:28,819 --> 00:21:31,120
You know what?
Drink the rest of this, okay?
371
00:21:31,122 --> 00:21:33,355
- You need to relax, buddy.
- Yeah.
372
00:21:33,357 --> 00:21:35,891
I'll be back here,
taking a piss!
373
00:21:35,893 --> 00:21:38,361
Hey, don't come back here
unless you wanna see my dick.
374
00:21:38,363 --> 00:21:42,701
I don't wanna see your...
Ha ha! I'm so drunk right now.
375
00:21:44,836 --> 00:21:47,603
Hey, you think those guys
are gonna find us?
376
00:21:47,605 --> 00:21:49,705
The guys from the bar?
377
00:21:49,707 --> 00:21:52,574
Fuck, no. And by the way,
if they do, guess what.
378
00:21:52,576 --> 00:21:53,742
We'll just kick
their fuckin' asses.
379
00:21:53,744 --> 00:21:55,009
- Yeah? That's right.
- Boom!
380
00:21:55,011 --> 00:21:58,517
- You fuckin' hit him so fuckin' hard.
- Yeah.
381
00:22:00,017 --> 00:22:01,653
Whoo.
382
00:22:02,953 --> 00:22:06,889
I'm pretty fuckin'
hydrated today.
383
00:22:06,891 --> 00:22:10,025
Hey, man, you ever thought of
getting in touch with that girl
384
00:22:10,027 --> 00:22:12,661
- that you're still in love with?
- Who, Sharon?
385
00:22:12,663 --> 00:22:15,730
- Uh, Sharon.
- Fuck, no. Why would I do that?
386
00:22:15,732 --> 00:22:17,932
Well, because you're
still in love with her.
387
00:22:17,934 --> 00:22:20,068
You haven't tried to contact her once?
That's crazy.
388
00:22:20,070 --> 00:22:25,039
I've looked her up. But we had a pretty
bad falling out, so what's the point?
389
00:22:25,041 --> 00:22:27,142
You know where she lives
though, you looked her up.
390
00:22:27,144 --> 00:22:28,777
- Yeah, I looked her up.
- You looked her up.
391
00:22:28,779 --> 00:22:31,080
- Fine. Yes, I looked her up.
- So you know where she lives.
392
00:22:31,082 --> 00:22:33,082
Where does she live?
393
00:22:33,084 --> 00:22:34,616
Where does she live?
394
00:22:34,618 --> 00:22:39,087
227 Lojitas Lane.
Las Cruces, New fuckin' Mexico.
395
00:22:39,089 --> 00:22:40,456
Okay? You happy now?
396
00:22:40,458 --> 00:22:42,024
That's right off the I-10.
397
00:22:42,026 --> 00:22:44,660
- We should go visit her.
- No.
398
00:22:44,662 --> 00:22:46,862
Yes. Yes!
It's on the way to Vegas!
399
00:22:46,864 --> 00:22:49,565
No matter what, you're gonna drive
by there, so why not say hi?
400
00:22:49,567 --> 00:22:52,434
Why? Because I was a piece
of shit back then, okay?
401
00:22:52,436 --> 00:22:55,638
And, yes, I'm still a piece of shit,
but a very different piece of shit,
402
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:57,472
one I would rather
she didn't see.
403
00:22:57,474 --> 00:23:00,678
- Just hit this and stop bothering me, okay?
- Okay. Here.
404
00:23:01,813 --> 00:23:03,115
You're bumming me out.
405
00:23:09,053 --> 00:23:10,819
I don't know, man.
406
00:23:13,657 --> 00:23:15,524
- You think I'm ugly?
- What?
407
00:23:15,526 --> 00:23:16,892
- I'm ugly.
- No!
408
00:23:16,894 --> 00:23:18,693
- I'm ugly now.
- No, no, no.
409
00:23:18,695 --> 00:23:23,599
When she knew me, I looked like
a good-lookin' kid, you know?
410
00:23:23,601 --> 00:23:28,504
I look in the mirror now and there's a
old, ugly-ass man staring back at me.
411
00:23:28,506 --> 00:23:32,074
I'm balding,
my hair is going gray.
412
00:23:32,076 --> 00:23:34,980
I'm shocked I get laid as much as I do,
which is, by the way, quite a bit.
413
00:23:36,247 --> 00:23:38,980
I don't think women
like me for my face.
414
00:23:38,982 --> 00:23:41,917
I think they just like the danger.
415
00:23:41,919 --> 00:23:43,552
- Oh, that's real sensitive...
- Can't breathe!
416
00:23:43,554 --> 00:23:45,054
You know what?
You're a fuckin' dick.
417
00:23:46,891 --> 00:23:48,157
You know what?
Fine. Fine!
418
00:23:48,159 --> 00:23:49,824
Fine, We'll go,
we'll see Sharon,
419
00:23:49,826 --> 00:23:51,160
then we'll see
who has the last laugh.
420
00:23:51,162 --> 00:23:52,694
So funny.
421
00:23:52,696 --> 00:23:54,532
All right, done.
We're done here.
422
00:23:55,532 --> 00:23:56,632
Time for bed.
Shut up.
423
00:24:01,672 --> 00:24:03,671
Wow.
424
00:24:03,673 --> 00:24:04,910
Oh, that's beautiful.
425
00:24:06,810 --> 00:24:10,211
- Oh, fuck. Birds?
- What?
426
00:24:10,213 --> 00:24:12,748
- What's wrong with birds?
- Oh. Nothing.
427
00:24:12,750 --> 00:24:15,183
No, no, Richard.
What's wrong with birds?
428
00:24:15,185 --> 00:24:16,619
Let's just go.
Come on.
429
00:24:16,621 --> 00:24:20,189
No, no, no. Richard.
Tell me. Come on, dude.
430
00:24:20,191 --> 00:24:22,290
Birds like that usually
means a storm's coming.
431
00:24:22,292 --> 00:24:24,727
It's an old Hopi legend.
Let's just go.
432
00:24:24,729 --> 00:24:28,764
Storms. Storm?
I don't see any storm.
433
00:24:28,766 --> 00:24:30,599
Yeah, well it doesn't
have to be a literal storm.
434
00:24:30,601 --> 00:24:32,668
It can be a metaphorical
storm or some shit.
435
00:24:32,670 --> 00:24:33,939
Let's just
get on the road.
436
00:24:36,807 --> 00:24:39,141
Goddamn it. Come on!
437
00:24:39,143 --> 00:24:40,511
All right.
438
00:24:47,218 --> 00:24:49,084
It's really cool
439
00:24:49,086 --> 00:24:51,554
that you know all about the Hopi
legend and stuff like that.
440
00:24:51,556 --> 00:24:54,189
Yeah, you're not doing your duty as a
goddamn citizen of the United States
441
00:24:54,191 --> 00:24:56,257
if you don't know
all the old Indian legends.
442
00:24:56,259 --> 00:25:02,297
Hopi, Apache, Sioux, Iroquois,
Choctaw, Cherokee.
443
00:25:02,299 --> 00:25:06,000
I mean, come on, these are the people whose
land we stole, whose women we raped.
444
00:25:06,002 --> 00:25:09,771
Not my ancestors.
I'm one-eighth Jewish.
445
00:25:09,773 --> 00:25:12,574
Besides, I don't think you're supposed
to call 'em "Indians" anymore.
446
00:25:12,576 --> 00:25:15,844
I think the proper term
is "Native American."
447
00:25:15,846 --> 00:25:19,718
Your generation
is 100 percent pussies.
448
00:26:46,336 --> 00:26:49,074
- Think we're here.
- Fuck.
449
00:26:53,411 --> 00:26:55,844
All right, let's slow down
with those, all right?
450
00:26:55,846 --> 00:26:57,379
- Oh.
- How many...
451
00:26:57,381 --> 00:26:59,847
Oh, dude,
I'm fuckin' nervous, okay?
452
00:26:59,849 --> 00:27:02,753
I'm in a real vulnerable state right now.
I need your support.
453
00:27:11,461 --> 00:27:13,862
- How do I look?
- You look great.
454
00:27:13,864 --> 00:27:16,699
You look fantastic.
You got your good shirt on.
455
00:27:16,701 --> 00:27:18,967
You...
You're doing great.
456
00:27:18,969 --> 00:27:21,103
- You mean that? You're not just saying it?
- No, I'm not just saying it.
457
00:27:21,105 --> 00:27:22,106
You look good.
458
00:27:24,275 --> 00:27:26,441
Fuck. Did you just see that? She
just walked past that window.
459
00:27:26,443 --> 00:27:28,309
- Did you see that?
- Yes. Yes, I did.
460
00:27:28,311 --> 00:27:29,878
And what are you waiting for?
Come on.
461
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,412
Come on, big guy.
462
00:27:31,414 --> 00:27:32,683
- Okay.
- You got it.
463
00:27:33,317 --> 00:27:34,982
Here we go.
464
00:27:34,984 --> 00:27:36,285
Whoo. Wish me luck.
465
00:27:36,287 --> 00:27:38,319
- All the luck.
- Okay.
466
00:27:38,321 --> 00:27:39,256
Oh, boy.
467
00:27:41,092 --> 00:27:42,259
Oh, God.
468
00:27:47,431 --> 00:27:50,099
- I can't do it. Let's just go.
- What?
469
00:27:50,101 --> 00:27:51,400
What are you
talking about?
470
00:27:51,402 --> 00:27:52,901
Let's get out of here!
471
00:27:52,903 --> 00:27:55,804
- No. You gotta do it.
- Come on, man.
472
00:27:55,806 --> 00:27:57,405
I don't wanna
be here anymore.
473
00:27:57,407 --> 00:28:00,342
This is... What're you doing?
What're you doing?
474
00:28:00,344 --> 00:28:02,311
- Oh!
- Richard, you're making me do this.
475
00:28:02,313 --> 00:28:04,846
Do not go in...
Do not touch that door.
476
00:28:04,848 --> 00:28:06,148
- Fuck!
- For your own good.
477
00:28:06,150 --> 00:28:07,516
Dude.
478
00:28:07,518 --> 00:28:08,420
No, I...
479
00:28:14,057 --> 00:28:16,161
- Who are you?
- I'm Ashly.
480
00:28:18,194 --> 00:28:20,228
- Do you know Sharon?
- Yeah. She's my mom.
481
00:28:20,230 --> 00:28:21,199
Oh.
482
00:28:26,537 --> 00:28:27,337
Is she here?
483
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:33,077
No, actually,
she's, um, she's dead.
484
00:28:35,112 --> 00:28:37,278
- Fuck.
- Oh, shit.
485
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,248
Yeah, she died last year.
486
00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:42,517
Fuck. How?
487
00:28:42,519 --> 00:28:45,053
- She killed herself.
- What?
488
00:28:45,055 --> 00:28:47,421
Slit her wrists in the bathroom
and I was the one who found her.
489
00:28:47,423 --> 00:28:48,457
- Jesus Christ.
- Oh, fuck.
490
00:28:48,459 --> 00:28:49,792
I'm so sorry.
491
00:28:49,794 --> 00:28:51,459
Hey, who's at the door?
492
00:28:51,461 --> 00:28:52,830
Oh, hi, Mom.
493
00:28:54,798 --> 00:28:57,799
- Hi.
- Sharon?
494
00:28:57,801 --> 00:28:59,468
Wait.
You're not dead.
495
00:28:59,470 --> 00:29:01,335
Dead?
Oh, what the fuck? Ashly.
496
00:29:01,337 --> 00:29:03,407
- Whatever.
- Can I help you?
497
00:29:05,442 --> 00:29:06,310
It's Richard.
498
00:29:08,278 --> 00:29:09,978
- I'm sorry. I think...
- Wait!
499
00:29:09,980 --> 00:29:11,313
I think you have
the wrong person.
500
00:29:11,315 --> 00:29:12,381
No, no, no!
501
00:29:12,383 --> 00:29:14,119
It's Richard,
from high school.
502
00:29:17,855 --> 00:29:21,190
Richard. Oh. Wow.
503
00:29:21,192 --> 00:29:22,924
- In the flesh.
- It's you.
504
00:29:22,926 --> 00:29:24,526
- It is.
- And who's this?
505
00:29:24,528 --> 00:29:25,994
This is
my friend, Nat.
506
00:29:25,996 --> 00:29:27,496
- Uh...
- That's Sharon.
507
00:29:27,498 --> 00:29:28,963
Nathan,
but I go by Nat.
508
00:29:28,965 --> 00:29:31,566
- Yeah.
- Nathan, hi. Hello. Come in.
509
00:29:31,568 --> 00:29:34,303
Uh, you sure we're not
bothering you or anything?
510
00:29:34,305 --> 00:29:35,938
No. Come on in. Please.
511
00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:37,940
- Hi.
- Hello.
512
00:29:37,942 --> 00:29:39,978
- This is a surprise.
- Very nice to meet you.
513
00:29:40,944 --> 00:29:42,411
Wow.
Is everything okay?
514
00:29:42,413 --> 00:29:44,112
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
515
00:29:44,114 --> 00:29:46,849
No, we were just, you know,
driving through town,
516
00:29:46,851 --> 00:29:49,617
and, you know, Facebook sent me a
message that you lived near here,
517
00:29:49,619 --> 00:29:53,020
so I figured I'd stop by and
see if you wanted to catch up.
518
00:29:53,022 --> 00:29:55,923
- Facebook doesn't do that.
- Ashly, go do something.
519
00:29:55,925 --> 00:29:58,093
Well, I'll be in my room,
if you care or whatever.
520
00:29:58,095 --> 00:30:00,062
I'm sorry my daughter's
such a fucking brat.
521
00:30:00,064 --> 00:30:02,463
- Oh, that's okay.
- You know what?
522
00:30:02,465 --> 00:30:05,302
I was actually about to open up a
bottle of wine, if you want some.
523
00:30:06,403 --> 00:30:07,469
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
524
00:30:07,471 --> 00:30:09,270
- That sounds great.
- You want some too?
525
00:30:09,272 --> 00:30:12,240
Uh, ye... No, no.
I'm fine, thank you.
526
00:30:12,242 --> 00:30:14,209
So, wait.
He's not your son?
527
00:30:14,211 --> 00:30:16,311
Him? No.
528
00:30:16,313 --> 00:30:19,014
- Richard, hey, I'm gonna just be in the car.
- Yeah, I don't care, Nat.
529
00:30:19,016 --> 00:30:20,018
Yo!
530
00:30:21,218 --> 00:30:22,287
Come here.
531
00:30:29,993 --> 00:30:31,159
Shut the door.
532
00:30:36,299 --> 00:30:39,034
- Uh, ca... Should I?
- Yeah, totally.
533
00:30:39,036 --> 00:30:40,572
Just throw all that shit
on the ground.
534
00:30:41,538 --> 00:30:42,606
Okay.
535
00:30:50,647 --> 00:30:52,280
You smoke?
536
00:30:52,282 --> 00:30:53,483
Uh, no.
No, I'm fine.
537
00:30:55,152 --> 00:30:57,286
- What do you think they're talking about?
- Huh?
538
00:30:57,288 --> 00:31:00,255
What do you think
they're talking about?
539
00:31:00,257 --> 00:31:01,422
Uh...
540
00:31:01,424 --> 00:31:03,959
- Who's this?
- That's my husband.
541
00:31:03,961 --> 00:31:04,929
Oh.
542
00:31:07,064 --> 00:31:09,530
- Seems like a real asshole.
- What?
543
00:31:09,532 --> 00:31:13,501
Uh, he's a lucky guy, huh?
Have all this.
544
00:31:13,503 --> 00:31:15,469
- That's great.
- Yeah.
545
00:31:15,471 --> 00:31:17,038
What's goin' on over there?
546
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:19,509
That is, I am studying for
my real estate license.
547
00:31:20,344 --> 00:31:21,479
Really?
548
00:31:22,712 --> 00:31:24,546
Yeah, really. Why?
549
00:31:24,548 --> 00:31:26,480
Come on.
That doesn't add up.
550
00:31:26,482 --> 00:31:29,517
Not the Sharon I knew.
551
00:31:29,519 --> 00:31:33,555
Sharon with purple hair, whose
favorite phrase was "fuck off."
552
00:31:33,557 --> 00:31:35,990
Who gave me a hand job under the
bleachers at the homecoming game.
553
00:31:35,992 --> 00:31:37,526
Oh, my God.
I cannot believe.
554
00:31:37,528 --> 00:31:40,328
- I haven't thought of that in so long.
- But you remember, right?
555
00:31:40,330 --> 00:31:42,631
Isn't it so funny when you
look back at the past,
556
00:31:42,633 --> 00:31:45,167
and you're, like, "Oh, my God,
I thought that was intimacy."
557
00:31:45,169 --> 00:31:47,736
You just, like, stabbing me with
two fingers over and over again.
558
00:31:47,738 --> 00:31:50,104
You were always like, "Cut your
fingernails," all that shit.
559
00:31:50,106 --> 00:31:51,640
I was like, "This hurts!"
That was...
560
00:31:51,642 --> 00:31:53,211
- The greatest.
- ...weird.
561
00:31:58,548 --> 00:32:00,148
So, you from around here?
562
00:32:00,150 --> 00:32:02,985
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I'm from Texas.
563
00:32:02,987 --> 00:32:04,553
But I'm moving to LA.
564
00:32:04,555 --> 00:32:09,056
I cannot wait to get the fuck out
of here the second I turn 18.
565
00:32:09,058 --> 00:32:11,125
Yeah, really?
Where you gonna go?
566
00:32:11,127 --> 00:32:12,496
Anywhere.
Just not here.
567
00:32:13,564 --> 00:32:16,597
I'm so sick
of my dumb friends
568
00:32:16,599 --> 00:32:20,768
and my dumb parents
and my dumb teachers
569
00:32:20,770 --> 00:32:23,771
and my dumb job
down at The Cone Zone.
570
00:32:23,773 --> 00:32:26,307
Maybe I'll go to LA too.
571
00:32:26,309 --> 00:32:30,048
I'll be an actress or on a reality
TV show or something like that.
572
00:32:32,082 --> 00:32:35,083
Hey, can you stay,
like, right there?
573
00:32:35,085 --> 00:32:37,018
Um...
574
00:32:37,020 --> 00:32:38,219
- Oh, yeah, totally.
- Yeah?
575
00:32:38,221 --> 00:32:40,188
Everyone always tells me
I should model.
576
00:32:40,190 --> 00:32:41,359
Oh, okay. Great.
577
00:32:49,066 --> 00:32:52,334
- How old are you, again?
- Fifteen.
578
00:32:52,336 --> 00:32:53,704
Well, I will be in two months.
579
00:32:54,704 --> 00:32:55,706
Mm-hmm.
580
00:33:01,577 --> 00:33:03,047
- Thanks.
- I'm on Instagram.
581
00:33:04,448 --> 00:33:08,449
Ashly Richards 42069.
Tag me.
582
00:33:08,451 --> 00:33:11,585
Can I get some more of that?
583
00:33:11,587 --> 00:33:13,421
- Richard.
- Oh, man!
584
00:33:13,423 --> 00:33:14,725
Why are you here?
585
00:33:16,460 --> 00:33:17,495
Oh.
586
00:33:19,630 --> 00:33:23,198
Of course.
Why am I here?
587
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,433
Uh...
588
00:33:25,435 --> 00:33:28,038
I just...
589
00:33:29,705 --> 00:33:32,340
- I feel like I never...
- You don't have to...
590
00:33:32,342 --> 00:33:35,142
...said it then, and it's what you
always wanted to hear, but...
591
00:33:35,144 --> 00:33:37,514
- No. You did say it.
- I love you, Sharon.
592
00:33:39,482 --> 00:33:41,248
I've always loved you.
593
00:33:41,250 --> 00:33:45,623
You know, you're the...
594
00:33:46,824 --> 00:33:49,324
You're the love of my life,
you know?
595
00:33:49,326 --> 00:33:50,624
- Richard...
- And...
596
00:33:50,626 --> 00:33:51,793
Oh.
597
00:33:51,795 --> 00:33:53,661
When I see you here now,
598
00:33:53,663 --> 00:33:59,101
I realize this is the life
I was supposed to have.
599
00:33:59,103 --> 00:34:01,402
- You know, don't you ever feel like that?
- Richard.
600
00:34:01,404 --> 00:34:05,239
That, like, in another world, you and
me would be living in this house,
601
00:34:05,241 --> 00:34:08,242
and we'd have kids,
and we'd have a happy life.
602
00:34:08,244 --> 00:34:09,811
Richard,
I think you should go.
603
00:34:09,813 --> 00:34:12,146
Wait. Because
I said I loved you?
604
00:34:12,148 --> 00:34:13,648
No. I...
That... Uh, sorry.
605
00:34:13,650 --> 00:34:16,784
That... I'm-I'm try...
I'm trying to explain myself.
606
00:34:16,786 --> 00:34:19,253
- Wait-wait, no. I don't... I don't wa...
- I want you to take this...
607
00:34:19,255 --> 00:34:21,289
- What's that?
- ...and just go.
608
00:34:21,291 --> 00:34:22,757
What the fuck is that?
609
00:34:22,759 --> 00:34:24,726
- This... I'm just trying to help you.
- What the fuck?
610
00:34:24,728 --> 00:34:27,195
- Dude, I don't want your fucking money.
- Richard. Okay. Calm down.
611
00:34:27,197 --> 00:34:30,298
That's not why I'm here! I'm trying to
tell you I'm fucking in love with you.
612
00:34:30,300 --> 00:34:32,133
- I don't want your fuckin' money!
- Okay, Richard,
613
00:34:32,135 --> 00:34:33,702
I want you to... No, no, no!
Richard.
614
00:34:33,704 --> 00:34:35,637
No, please don't...
Don't touch me, okay?
615
00:34:35,639 --> 00:34:37,204
No. No, I'm not
touching you.
616
00:34:37,206 --> 00:34:38,740
- If you kiss me, you'll remember.
- What?
617
00:34:38,742 --> 00:34:39,840
You'll remember
what we had!
618
00:34:39,842 --> 00:34:41,175
When we were laughing!
619
00:34:41,177 --> 00:34:42,644
Please get out
of my house, Richard!
620
00:34:42,646 --> 00:34:44,378
Seriously, you're scaring me.
Okay?
621
00:34:47,518 --> 00:34:48,849
- Out of my house.
- Don't worry, I'm leaving.
622
00:34:48,851 --> 00:34:50,684
- Nat, let's go.
- What?
623
00:34:50,686 --> 00:34:54,322
You're a fuckin' bullshit
person, living a bullshit life.
624
00:34:54,324 --> 00:34:56,724
Your shitty little house
and your bullshit husband,
625
00:34:56,726 --> 00:34:59,528
- and your fuckin' mean tricks-playing daughter.
- Okay.
626
00:34:59,530 --> 00:35:00,795
You know what?
627
00:35:00,797 --> 00:35:02,463
When you're tired of
your fucking plastic life,
628
00:35:02,465 --> 00:35:04,599
just remember out there, there's
a man who fucking loves you,
629
00:35:04,601 --> 00:35:06,170
who'll always love you.
630
00:35:08,704 --> 00:35:10,240
I-I'm so sorry.
631
00:35:13,677 --> 00:35:14,842
Don't tell your father.
632
00:35:14,844 --> 00:35:16,680
Oh, my God.
633
00:35:19,182 --> 00:35:21,219
Fuck... me.
634
00:35:25,289 --> 00:35:27,655
I need a fucking drink.
635
00:35:27,657 --> 00:35:29,791
Why is there no fucking
booze in this car?
636
00:35:29,793 --> 00:35:32,760
Okay, just calm down, and then
tell me what happened, okay?
637
00:35:32,762 --> 00:35:34,862
- What happened in there?
- What happened was it didn't work, Nat!
638
00:35:34,864 --> 00:35:36,565
It didn't fuckin' work!
639
00:35:36,567 --> 00:35:38,869
Your big idea,
it didn't fuckin' work!
640
00:35:40,670 --> 00:35:42,804
I never would've come here
if it wasn't for you.
641
00:35:42,806 --> 00:35:44,873
Look, I-I feel awful.
642
00:35:44,875 --> 00:35:47,508
Just tell me
what I can do, okay?
643
00:35:47,510 --> 00:35:49,711
- You wanna make it up to me?
- Yes, I wanna make it up to you.
644
00:35:49,713 --> 00:35:53,581
You can get me a hamburger,
and a 12-pack of beer.
645
00:35:53,583 --> 00:35:54,719
- Okay. Sure.
- Make it a case.
646
00:35:59,523 --> 00:36:02,289
I haven't eaten fast
food in, like, ten years.
647
00:36:02,291 --> 00:36:06,327
My school made me watch this animal
cruelty video and, oh, I think it...
648
00:36:06,329 --> 00:36:08,362
- Hello?
- No, hey.
649
00:36:08,364 --> 00:36:09,731
Don't fuckin' yell at them.
650
00:36:09,733 --> 00:36:11,633
I'm not even yell...
I just said, "Hello."
651
00:36:11,635 --> 00:36:14,568
When they're ready, they'll say what's up.
Don't yell at them.
652
00:36:14,570 --> 00:36:16,871
- I literally just...
- Thank you for choosing Bob's Burgers.
653
00:36:16,873 --> 00:36:18,673
Would you like to try
our famous taco burger?
654
00:36:18,675 --> 00:36:20,307
Yes, we would.
Thank you.
655
00:36:20,309 --> 00:36:21,809
Uh, let's see.
656
00:36:21,811 --> 00:36:25,579
Two taco burger combos,
one Frito pie,
657
00:36:25,581 --> 00:36:29,416
and then, uh,
six-piece chicken nuggets.
658
00:36:29,418 --> 00:36:32,487
- One four-piece chicken nuggets...
- No-no, six... six-piece chicken nuggets.
659
00:36:32,489 --> 00:36:34,021
Hey, hey, hey.
Be nice.
660
00:36:34,023 --> 00:36:35,956
Six-piece, please.
661
00:36:35,958 --> 00:36:38,459
Okay, your total's
gonna be $15.27.
662
00:36:38,461 --> 00:36:40,561
- Please drive to the second window.
- No, stop! Stop! Thank you!
663
00:36:40,563 --> 00:36:42,664
- What the fuck, dude!
- What?
664
00:36:42,666 --> 00:36:46,668
He wasn't fuckin' done. You don't fuckin'
just take off. You say fuckin' "Thank you."
665
00:36:46,670 --> 00:36:48,702
I'm gonna say thank you right now.
The second window.
666
00:36:48,704 --> 00:36:50,604
No, you don't know
it's the same guy!
667
00:36:50,606 --> 00:36:54,041
You've never worked at one of these
places before, Nat, I'm sorry. I have.
668
00:36:54,043 --> 00:36:56,644
Sometimes it's one guy taking the order,
and another guy gives you the food.
669
00:36:56,646 --> 00:36:59,880
You say fuckin' thank you.
You have fuckin' manners.
670
00:36:59,882 --> 00:37:02,784
- I'm sorry this isn't your dad's country club, okay?
- Oh, my God.
671
00:37:02,786 --> 00:37:04,952
But when a guy takes your order
and fuckin' does your food,
672
00:37:04,954 --> 00:37:07,655
you say fuckin' thank you,
you say fuckin' please,
673
00:37:07,657 --> 00:37:11,059
because all day long they're getting
shit from fuckin' assholes like you.
674
00:37:11,061 --> 00:37:13,894
- Goddamn it.
- Okay. Sorry. I didn't mean to be an asshole!
675
00:37:13,896 --> 00:37:14,896
- Hi.
- Hi.
676
00:37:14,898 --> 00:37:17,798
- $15.27.
- Yep.
677
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,700
Feel like I have to fuckin'
apologize for your behavior.
678
00:37:19,702 --> 00:37:20,871
Okay. Fuck.
679
00:37:22,706 --> 00:37:24,706
They're fuckin' human beings back there, man.
680
00:37:24,708 --> 00:37:26,608
Fuckin' human beings
making the food
681
00:37:26,610 --> 00:37:28,980
that you're gonna shove
into your stupid fuckin' mouth.
682
00:37:35,786 --> 00:37:37,485
Thank you.
683
00:37:37,487 --> 00:37:38,856
Thank you so much.
684
00:37:42,893 --> 00:37:44,092
Catch.
685
00:37:44,094 --> 00:37:45,762
Whoa, you blew it.
686
00:37:48,364 --> 00:37:51,766
Mm! You should come
to Vegas with me.
687
00:37:51,768 --> 00:37:53,568
- Right?
- Um, sure.
688
00:37:53,570 --> 00:37:55,603
We're fuckin' driving there
already.
689
00:37:55,605 --> 00:37:57,405
Like, fuck art school, man.
690
00:37:57,407 --> 00:37:59,039
We can have drinks
with show girls.
691
00:37:59,041 --> 00:38:00,974
We can go to the casinos.
692
00:38:00,976 --> 00:38:03,711
It'd be so fuckin' fun.
We'd have the best time.
693
00:38:03,713 --> 00:38:06,648
I... I bet we would.
694
00:38:06,650 --> 00:38:09,983
Just two fuckin' hustlers taking
over the-the city and desert.
695
00:38:09,985 --> 00:38:11,485
I'm not a hustler.
696
00:38:11,487 --> 00:38:13,521
Yes, you are.
Yes, you are.
697
00:38:13,523 --> 00:38:15,856
- You're an artist, right?
- Yeah.
698
00:38:15,858 --> 00:38:18,459
Yeah. What's a fuckin'
artist but a hustler, dude?
699
00:38:18,461 --> 00:38:22,563
Get used to it, 'cause that's what you're
gonna be doing for the rest of your life.
700
00:38:22,565 --> 00:38:24,898
- Okay.
- Plus, you know what?
701
00:38:24,900 --> 00:38:28,702
Anybody who wants a piece, guess
what they're gonna get? Boom.
702
00:38:28,704 --> 00:38:29,903
Dude, what the fuck?
703
00:38:29,905 --> 00:38:31,940
I'm gonna protect you.
Okay?
704
00:38:31,942 --> 00:38:33,842
- You're gonna hurt yourself.
- I'm not gonna hurt myself.
705
00:38:33,844 --> 00:38:35,943
- Put the knife away!
- If anybody fucks with you...
706
00:38:35,945 --> 00:38:39,079
- Okay. Yep.
- I'm gonna fuckin'... I'll fuckin' slit their throat.
707
00:38:39,081 --> 00:38:40,981
- Put the knife away!
- Slit their fu... Okay!
708
00:38:42,085 --> 00:38:43,717
- Jesus.
- Jesus Christ.
709
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:46,086
Such a fuckin' baby
about the knife.
710
00:38:46,088 --> 00:38:50,795
I'm just showing you that I'm like,
like a big brother, I'm gonna...
711
00:38:53,663 --> 00:38:56,400
'Cause you're like...
I can tell. You're like...
712
00:38:58,467 --> 00:38:59,536
scared.
713
00:39:08,677 --> 00:39:11,612
I'm gonna sleep
for, like, ten minutes.
714
00:39:11,614 --> 00:39:14,749
And then I'll drive
and then you can sleep.
715
00:39:14,751 --> 00:39:15,717
- Okay.
- Okay?
716
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:16,717
Okay.
717
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:17,851
You're doing a good job.
718
00:39:17,853 --> 00:39:19,887
- You're a good kid.
- Thank you.
719
00:39:19,889 --> 00:39:22,690
You're a good kid, Nat.
You're a good kid.
720
00:39:22,692 --> 00:39:26,496
Just my little brother,
who I'm teaching everything to.
721
00:39:59,596 --> 00:40:00,630
Shit.
722
00:40:14,744 --> 00:40:17,211
Come on.
Okay, come on.
723
00:40:17,213 --> 00:40:18,612
It's time to go.
724
00:40:18,614 --> 00:40:20,215
What's going on?
What time is it?
725
00:40:20,217 --> 00:40:24,151
It's late, uh...
It's early morning.
726
00:40:24,153 --> 00:40:25,954
- Okay.
- Yeah.
727
00:40:25,956 --> 00:40:28,021
- Why aren't we driving?
- Because I need to sleep.
728
00:40:28,023 --> 00:40:29,858
- Fuck it. Come on.
- Okay.
729
00:40:29,860 --> 00:40:32,059
- I'll drive. I can drive.
- Nope. Let's, uh,
730
00:40:32,061 --> 00:40:33,730
let's put you to bed, bud.
731
00:40:35,632 --> 00:40:36,834
This way.
732
00:42:28,811 --> 00:42:29,746
Fuck.
733
00:42:35,918 --> 00:42:37,751
What's the matter,
won't start?
734
00:42:37,753 --> 00:42:39,354
Uh, no.
735
00:42:39,356 --> 00:42:41,722
- Fuck.
- Yeah.
736
00:42:41,724 --> 00:42:44,825
I'll take a look at it after
we eat our free breakfast.
737
00:42:44,827 --> 00:42:47,295
Right? They got a
waffle bar, you know.
738
00:42:47,297 --> 00:42:48,795
Come on,
let's go.
739
00:42:48,797 --> 00:42:50,664
I'm fuckin'
starving.
740
00:42:50,666 --> 00:42:51,902
Whoo!
741
00:43:00,110 --> 00:43:02,844
- You know you left this on the table upstairs?
- Oh.
742
00:43:02,846 --> 00:43:04,711
You don't have to
tip maids at motels.
743
00:43:04,713 --> 00:43:06,347
They're not actually
cleaning anything.
744
00:43:06,349 --> 00:43:08,152
All they do
is make the bed again.
745
00:43:31,306 --> 00:43:35,443
Shit, man, I'm sorry
I couldn't fix it this time.
746
00:43:35,445 --> 00:43:37,679
But, good news is,
747
00:43:37,681 --> 00:43:40,347
the universe just handed us
a day off in a pretty cool city.
748
00:43:40,349 --> 00:43:42,685
So, let's enjoy it, right?
749
00:43:47,456 --> 00:43:50,391
Get a picture of me
with this barbed wire.
750
00:43:50,393 --> 00:43:52,762
- Uh...
- It's fuckin' tough as shit, right?
751
00:43:55,898 --> 00:43:57,201
Yeah, sure.
752
00:44:01,704 --> 00:44:03,804
Oh. Oh, boy.
Here we go.
753
00:44:03,806 --> 00:44:05,108
Classic.
754
00:44:09,978 --> 00:44:12,148
- I know what'll fuckin' cheer you up, bro.
- What?
755
00:44:13,248 --> 00:44:15,048
Fuck Vegas.
I'm not goin'.
756
00:44:15,050 --> 00:44:16,217
Why?
757
00:44:16,219 --> 00:44:18,418
Because I'm gonna
go to LA with you.
758
00:44:18,420 --> 00:44:21,255
- Right?
- Yeah. That's great.
759
00:44:21,257 --> 00:44:23,958
- I can't believe it didn't occur to me before.
- It's fuckin'...
760
00:44:27,429 --> 00:44:29,229
Hello?
761
00:44:29,231 --> 00:44:31,134
Yeah, hi, this is Nat.
762
00:44:33,902 --> 00:44:34,871
Okay.
763
00:44:36,739 --> 00:44:40,276
Uh-huh. Yeah.
Okay. Thank you.
764
00:44:41,244 --> 00:44:42,146
Bye.
765
00:44:43,246 --> 00:44:45,479
Fuck.
766
00:44:45,481 --> 00:44:47,481
It'll cost more to fix
the car than it's worth.
767
00:44:47,483 --> 00:44:50,251
Yeah. I'm not surprised.
768
00:44:50,253 --> 00:44:53,019
I'm so fucked. Classes start
in, like, three days.
769
00:44:53,021 --> 00:44:55,889
You know what?
I'm just gonna...
770
00:44:55,891 --> 00:44:58,492
I'm gonna go back to the hotel
and call my parents, okay?
771
00:44:58,494 --> 00:45:00,862
Seriously?
772
00:45:00,864 --> 00:45:04,097
Things get a little hard and you fuckin'
bail and go call Mommy and Daddy?
773
00:45:04,099 --> 00:45:06,467
- What would you do?
- What would I do?
774
00:45:06,469 --> 00:45:10,403
I'd go to the fuckin' bar, have a
couple drinks, fuckin' chill out,
775
00:45:10,405 --> 00:45:14,474
and then tomorrow, I swear to God, I
will put you on a bus to LA myself.
776
00:45:14,476 --> 00:45:17,778
- Yeah, but what about all my stuff in my van?
- Fuck that stuff.
777
00:45:17,780 --> 00:45:19,847
- You don't need it.
- I need some of it.
778
00:45:19,849 --> 00:45:22,784
Great. Take that and leave the rest.
Who cares? Come on.
779
00:45:22,786 --> 00:45:24,885
Come on, what're you doing?
Come on. Let's go.
780
00:45:24,887 --> 00:45:27,354
You got this. You got this.
781
00:45:27,356 --> 00:45:31,258
To LA, man, where everything's
gonna go fuckin' great for us.
782
00:45:31,260 --> 00:45:32,559
If we ever
make it there.
783
00:45:32,561 --> 00:45:34,364
Oh, we're gonna make it.
Don't you worry.
784
00:45:36,065 --> 00:45:38,199
You need to be more Zen
about how things happen.
785
00:45:38,201 --> 00:45:39,769
You know,
you get real down and...
786
00:45:43,206 --> 00:45:44,838
Can I have a tequila
soda, please?
787
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:46,039
Can I have a beer,
please?
788
00:45:46,041 --> 00:45:48,376
- Hey.
- What?
789
00:45:48,378 --> 00:45:49,947
Check out these girls
over here.
790
00:45:52,548 --> 00:45:54,981
That girl just smiled at me.
791
00:45:54,983 --> 00:45:56,550
What about Sharon?
792
00:45:56,552 --> 00:45:58,853
Sharon? Come on, man.
That was yesterday.
793
00:45:58,855 --> 00:46:00,253
I'm moving forward
with my life.
794
00:46:00,255 --> 00:46:02,123
I'm trying to do
something new now.
795
00:46:02,125 --> 00:46:03,827
Where they goin'?
796
00:46:05,228 --> 00:46:07,228
- Let's go talk to them.
- No.
797
00:46:07,230 --> 00:46:08,929
- Come on, come on, come on.
- No, no. I'm good.
798
00:46:08,931 --> 00:46:10,463
I'm gonna just
stay right here.
799
00:46:10,465 --> 00:46:12,599
I don't feel like talking
to anyone right now.
800
00:46:12,601 --> 00:46:14,568
What's the matter with you, dude?
Come on.
801
00:46:14,570 --> 00:46:17,271
- No, I'm sorry. I just...
- There are cute girls here and they smiled at us.
802
00:46:17,273 --> 00:46:19,407
- I'm sorry.
- That's a signal.
803
00:46:19,409 --> 00:46:21,409
- Mm.
- You know what? Fine, forget it.
804
00:46:21,411 --> 00:46:23,510
You sit here and mope
while I go talk to those girls.
805
00:46:23,512 --> 00:46:25,847
I'm just saying...
806
00:46:25,849 --> 00:46:27,417
It'd be a lot more fun
if you were there.
807
00:46:33,088 --> 00:46:34,322
Hey.
808
00:46:34,324 --> 00:46:35,555
Nice.
809
00:46:35,557 --> 00:46:37,291
- This is so stupid.
- I know, right?
810
00:46:37,293 --> 00:46:39,463
Let's do it.
811
00:46:42,498 --> 00:46:43,998
Ladies.
812
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,432
- How ya doin'?
- Hey.
813
00:46:45,434 --> 00:46:47,235
I'm Richard.
This is Nat.
814
00:46:47,237 --> 00:46:48,635
- I'm Nina.
- Hey.
815
00:46:48,637 --> 00:46:50,070
- Hey.
- Rebecca.
816
00:46:50,072 --> 00:46:51,371
You mind if we join you
817
00:46:51,373 --> 00:46:52,974
and maybe get you a drink
or something?
818
00:46:52,976 --> 00:46:54,575
- Absolutely.
- Oh.
819
00:46:54,577 --> 00:46:56,644
- Fuck, yeah.
- Great.
820
00:46:56,646 --> 00:47:00,150
Nat, why don't you go, uh, why
don't you get us those drinks.
821
00:47:02,150 --> 00:47:04,050
I'll come with you.
822
00:47:04,052 --> 00:47:05,186
Oh? Yeah.
823
00:47:05,188 --> 00:47:06,390
Okay.
824
00:47:09,157 --> 00:47:10,992
- Hi.
- Four shots of whiskey.
825
00:47:10,994 --> 00:47:12,129
Thanks.
826
00:47:13,528 --> 00:47:15,295
- Is that okay with you?
- Yeah.
827
00:47:15,297 --> 00:47:16,465
Yeah, yeah, of course.
828
00:47:17,967 --> 00:47:19,036
Mmm.
829
00:47:21,003 --> 00:47:23,371
- You guys live around here?
- No.
830
00:47:23,373 --> 00:47:25,106
We're just
traveling through.
831
00:47:25,108 --> 00:47:26,374
- Oh.
- Yeah.
832
00:47:26,376 --> 00:47:28,642
What about you guys?
833
00:47:28,644 --> 00:47:31,112
Just doing a little road
trip with my sister.
834
00:47:31,114 --> 00:47:32,612
Nice.
Where you guys headed?
835
00:47:32,614 --> 00:47:34,048
You can keep the change.
836
00:47:34,050 --> 00:47:36,083
- We're driving back to LA.
- Really?
837
00:47:36,085 --> 00:47:37,952
No way.
That's where I'm headed.
838
00:47:37,954 --> 00:47:39,519
Uh, starting college,
art school.
839
00:47:39,521 --> 00:47:42,155
Shut the fuck up.
I'm finishing art school.
840
00:47:42,157 --> 00:47:43,990
- Really?
- Going into my last semester.
841
00:47:43,992 --> 00:47:46,059
- Dude, that's hilarious.
- That's cool.
842
00:47:46,061 --> 00:47:48,162
I know, right? Uh...
843
00:47:48,164 --> 00:47:50,463
- Yeah. I go to Cal Arts.
- What kind of art do you do?
844
00:47:50,465 --> 00:47:52,700
I can't believe you guys are
staying in the same motel as us.
845
00:47:52,702 --> 00:47:54,401
- I know. Isn't that crazy?
- That's insane.
846
00:47:54,403 --> 00:47:56,304
- You are?
- Yeah.
847
00:47:56,306 --> 00:47:59,606
- Guys, this is like fate or some...
- Fate.
848
00:47:59,608 --> 00:48:00,708
- Whoa.
- What the fuck?
849
00:48:00,710 --> 00:48:03,177
This is weird.
This is now officially...
850
00:48:03,179 --> 00:48:04,644
- We... Guys, a toast.
- Oh, my God.
851
00:48:04,646 --> 00:48:07,550
All right? A toast to
fate and new friends.
852
00:48:09,184 --> 00:48:11,087
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
853
00:48:14,157 --> 00:48:15,722
Arrrr! Ooh!
854
00:48:15,724 --> 00:48:18,092
- Whoo.
- Ooh-wee!
855
00:48:18,094 --> 00:48:20,260
Oh, uh, so to answer your question.
856
00:48:20,262 --> 00:48:21,461
Yeah.
857
00:48:21,463 --> 00:48:23,197
Um, I take
a cross-disciplinary approach.
858
00:48:23,199 --> 00:48:26,333
So like, the work exists between
paintings and performance.
859
00:48:26,335 --> 00:48:27,735
- Oh.
- I don't know.
860
00:48:27,737 --> 00:48:30,037
I don't want it to be any
one thing, you know?
861
00:48:30,039 --> 00:48:32,206
Becs, no one understands what
the fuck you're talking about.
862
00:48:32,208 --> 00:48:35,443
What she does is she makes paintings based on her dreams.
863
00:48:35,445 --> 00:48:37,077
- That's her thing.
- Whoa.
864
00:48:37,079 --> 00:48:39,380
- Oh. Okay.
- I mean, no, it's not that simple.
865
00:48:39,382 --> 00:48:40,748
It's an easier way
of saying it.
866
00:48:40,750 --> 00:48:41,749
No, it's not.
867
00:48:41,751 --> 00:48:42,653
Whatever.
868
00:48:44,987 --> 00:48:48,322
Okay, she's mad at me because she
takes everything very seriously.
869
00:48:48,324 --> 00:48:51,224
He's the exact same.
870
00:48:51,226 --> 00:48:54,662
He gets all uptight
about stuff all the time.
871
00:48:54,664 --> 00:48:59,200
This might be weird, or like some
junior high shit or something,
872
00:48:59,202 --> 00:49:00,700
but this is a great song.
873
00:49:00,702 --> 00:49:02,135
- May I have this dance?
- Yeah.
874
00:49:02,137 --> 00:49:03,737
Fuckin' right on.
875
00:49:03,739 --> 00:49:06,673
I promise I'll bring her back
in one piece. Maybe.
876
00:49:06,675 --> 00:49:07,742
Hey!
877
00:49:07,744 --> 00:49:10,010
Uh-oh.
878
00:49:10,012 --> 00:49:12,281
I like you.
You're feisty.
879
00:49:13,782 --> 00:49:16,684
- I'm gonna go get us another round. Okay?
- Yeah. Okay.
880
00:49:16,686 --> 00:49:19,420
Uh, sure.
Do you...
881
00:49:19,422 --> 00:49:21,023
Do you need...
882
00:49:36,438 --> 00:49:37,637
- Oh...
- Okay, here we go.
883
00:49:37,639 --> 00:49:39,807
Sorry.
I should've helped you.
884
00:49:39,809 --> 00:49:42,376
Oh. No, it's okay.
I still have a tab open.
885
00:49:42,378 --> 00:49:43,610
You wanna take one?
886
00:49:43,612 --> 00:49:44,714
Sure, yeah.
887
00:49:48,050 --> 00:49:49,753
- To art.
- To art.
888
00:50:01,697 --> 00:50:04,231
I have no idea why I agreed
to let her drive with me.
889
00:50:04,233 --> 00:50:05,766
I'm going crazy.
890
00:50:05,768 --> 00:50:08,269
I feel the same way.
891
00:50:08,271 --> 00:50:10,574
It's the grind of the road,
you know? Takes its toll.
892
00:50:11,807 --> 00:50:13,507
Yep.
893
00:50:15,344 --> 00:50:18,079
Oh, my God. I love this song.
894
00:50:18,081 --> 00:50:23,249
Do you wanna dance to it,
the song, uh, with me?
895
00:50:23,251 --> 00:50:24,717
Yeah.
896
00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:28,121
Uh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
897
00:50:28,123 --> 00:50:29,690
Okay.
898
00:50:29,692 --> 00:50:32,126
Milady.
899
00:50:56,751 --> 00:50:58,387
Ow!
900
00:51:05,728 --> 00:51:09,295
Hey, Nat,
Richard told me about your car.
901
00:51:09,297 --> 00:51:11,764
You guys should just
come with us.
902
00:51:11,766 --> 00:51:14,534
They're not listening to you.
903
00:51:40,496 --> 00:51:43,467
You are going to have
so much fun in college.
904
00:51:44,867 --> 00:51:46,800
I really hope so.
905
00:51:46,802 --> 00:51:48,434
You will.
906
00:51:48,436 --> 00:51:50,271
I know it's hard to imagine,
907
00:51:50,273 --> 00:51:52,405
but especially since
you're going to art school too.
908
00:51:52,407 --> 00:51:57,246
It's... It's an entire school
filled with weirdos, like us.
909
00:51:59,315 --> 00:52:02,686
Hey, can I...
Can I take your picture?
910
00:52:05,820 --> 00:52:07,787
- Right now?
- Come on.
911
00:52:07,789 --> 00:52:09,690
Come on, just stand right there.
It'll be fine.
912
00:52:09,692 --> 00:52:11,358
Uh, but I hate having
my picture taken.
913
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:13,626
- Oh, why? You're beautiful.
- Oh!
914
00:52:13,628 --> 00:52:16,664
- You're gorgeous. You... You...
- You're...
915
00:52:16,666 --> 00:52:19,603
You are the prettiest girl
I've ever met.
916
00:52:20,603 --> 00:52:22,603
- Okay, fine.
- Yeah?
917
00:52:22,605 --> 00:52:24,173
Okay.
918
00:52:28,945 --> 00:52:30,644
Amazing.
919
00:52:30,646 --> 00:52:32,615
That was such hard work.
920
00:52:37,552 --> 00:52:38,755
Ooh.
921
00:52:40,422 --> 00:52:41,655
All right.
922
00:52:41,657 --> 00:52:43,824
Into my room, we go.
923
00:52:45,860 --> 00:52:46,827
Into my room...
924
00:52:46,829 --> 00:52:47,827
Whoa!
925
00:52:47,829 --> 00:52:50,630
Come on! In or out, guy?
926
00:52:50,632 --> 00:52:51,898
Wow!
927
00:52:55,871 --> 00:52:57,537
- Ew! Oh, my God.
- Oh, my gosh!
928
00:52:57,539 --> 00:52:59,340
- That's incredible!
- I guess we should go to my room.
929
00:52:59,342 --> 00:53:00,744
That's... Oh, my God.
930
00:53:05,248 --> 00:53:06,516
Can I kiss you?
931
00:53:07,849 --> 00:53:09,318
Yeah.
932
00:53:19,996 --> 00:53:21,662
Hey, Nat, get out here.
933
00:53:21,664 --> 00:53:23,563
Wait.
Do you hear that?
934
00:53:23,565 --> 00:53:25,865
N-No.
935
00:53:27,369 --> 00:53:29,940
No, I... I think
there's someone there.
936
00:53:32,574 --> 00:53:33,509
Okay.
937
00:53:35,543 --> 00:53:38,579
- What do you want, Richard?
- Hey, come here. It's an emergency.
938
00:53:38,581 --> 00:53:40,481
- What?
- Hey.
939
00:53:40,483 --> 00:53:43,450
Don't be a dummy, okay?
Wrap it up.
940
00:53:43,452 --> 00:53:44,818
- Thanks, Richard.
- Hey.
941
00:53:44,820 --> 00:53:47,320
- I'm proud of you, kid.
- Okay.
942
00:53:47,322 --> 00:53:48,692
Okay.
943
00:53:51,661 --> 00:53:52,793
What did he want?
944
00:53:52,795 --> 00:53:55,365
Uh, who knows?
945
00:53:56,364 --> 00:53:58,567
- Hey.
- I'm so tired.
946
00:53:59,635 --> 00:54:01,338
I'm gonna
shut the light off.
947
00:54:06,409 --> 00:54:08,010
- Wait, come here.
- Yeah.
948
00:54:09,577 --> 00:54:12,679
Boop.
949
00:54:12,681 --> 00:54:14,750
- Good night.
- Good night.
950
00:54:39,007 --> 00:54:40,974
- Hey.
- Hey.
951
00:54:40,976 --> 00:54:42,376
Took you long enough.
952
00:54:42,378 --> 00:54:43,976
- Well, well, well.
- Hi.
953
00:54:43,978 --> 00:54:47,548
Look who decided
to join the living.
954
00:54:47,550 --> 00:54:50,550
- Hey. How ya feelin'?
- Hi. I'm all right. You?
955
00:54:50,552 --> 00:54:52,786
- You were talking so much in your sleep last night.
- I was?
956
00:54:52,788 --> 00:54:54,688
- Yeah.
- Oh, my God. I just remembered.
957
00:54:54,690 --> 00:54:56,690
I had the fucking
craziest dream last night.
958
00:54:56,692 --> 00:54:58,559
Yeah. Uh,
I'll tell ya in a second.
959
00:54:58,561 --> 00:55:01,561
Right now, Nat, would you please
join me at the waffle bar?
960
00:55:01,563 --> 00:55:03,097
Great, thanks.
961
00:55:03,099 --> 00:55:04,630
- Uh, oh.
- Hey!
962
00:55:04,632 --> 00:55:06,032
Watch it, you.
963
00:55:06,034 --> 00:55:08,034
- Don't start something you're not gonna finish.
- Ha ha.
964
00:55:08,036 --> 00:55:09,836
- So, yeah.
- So, how'd it go?
965
00:55:09,838 --> 00:55:11,771
Did you use that condom
I gave you, or what?
966
00:55:11,773 --> 00:55:13,005
- No.
- No?
967
00:55:13,007 --> 00:55:14,508
- No, I didn't.
- Too bad.
968
00:55:14,510 --> 00:55:17,610
I didn't use anything.
969
00:55:18,713 --> 00:55:20,447
We made out, a little.
970
00:55:20,449 --> 00:55:21,581
- Yes.
- I know.
971
00:55:21,583 --> 00:55:22,816
- That's awesome, dude.
- Oh, my God.
972
00:55:22,818 --> 00:55:24,418
- It was so nice.
- Nice work.
973
00:55:24,420 --> 00:55:26,820
So, listen.
I, uh...
974
00:55:26,822 --> 00:55:29,423
I'm gonna need your help
with something right now, man.
975
00:55:29,425 --> 00:55:30,958
Yeah?
What do you need?
976
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:35,065
Well, I'm about to ask Nina to
marry me, right here, right now.
977
00:55:37,565 --> 00:55:39,133
Oh, wait.
You're... You're serious.
978
00:55:39,135 --> 00:55:40,867
Fuckin'-A right on,
I am, dude.
979
00:55:40,869 --> 00:55:42,403
I'm in love
with this girl.
980
00:55:42,405 --> 00:55:44,405
I have been since the second
she walked into that bar.
981
00:55:44,407 --> 00:55:46,907
Okay.
Plus, check it out.
982
00:55:46,909 --> 00:55:48,941
- I got her this sweet ring at the gas station this morning.
- No, no.
983
00:55:48,943 --> 00:55:51,043
- She's gonna love it.
- Buddy, I think you're being a little impulsive.
984
00:55:51,045 --> 00:55:52,780
- It's happening.
- No, no. You do it at a later time.
985
00:55:52,782 --> 00:55:53,880
Ladies.
986
00:55:55,684 --> 00:55:59,452
If I could interrupt your
adorable giggling for a second,
987
00:55:59,454 --> 00:56:00,824
I have an announcement.
988
00:56:03,525 --> 00:56:05,726
Nina.
989
00:56:05,728 --> 00:56:07,927
I know that we haven't known
each other that long,
990
00:56:07,929 --> 00:56:11,932
and this might seem like it's
coming outta the blue, but...
991
00:56:11,934 --> 00:56:13,934
- What're you doing?
- Richard, hey...
992
00:56:13,936 --> 00:56:16,036
- Shh. Nat, hang on.
- Buddy, nope.
993
00:56:16,038 --> 00:56:18,438
- Hold on. Shh!
- Not right now. I'm in the middle of something.
994
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:21,909
You know the phrase, "Sometimes
when you know you just know"?
995
00:56:21,911 --> 00:56:24,177
Well, I know.
996
00:56:24,179 --> 00:56:27,113
I love you.
And I can tell you love me.
997
00:56:28,717 --> 00:56:33,987
So will you do me the honor
of marrying me?
998
00:56:33,989 --> 00:56:38,492
Oh. Oh, my God, you got
me the special ring.
999
00:56:38,494 --> 00:56:41,561
It's so cute. Did you get
this at the gas station?
1000
00:56:41,563 --> 00:56:42,998
Don't laugh.
1001
00:56:45,034 --> 00:56:47,133
- Get up! Come on. Don't be silly.
- No.
1002
00:56:47,135 --> 00:56:49,735
I'm serious.
1003
00:56:49,737 --> 00:56:51,070
This is real. I...
1004
00:56:51,072 --> 00:56:52,775
Come on, get up.
1005
00:56:55,744 --> 00:56:57,945
Yeah.
No, you know what?
1006
00:56:57,947 --> 00:56:59,679
You don't have to decide now.
1007
00:56:59,681 --> 00:57:02,818
I'll-I'll just hold onto
this until you decide.
1008
00:57:10,759 --> 00:57:13,630
Wait. What about, uh...
what about your dream?
1009
00:57:15,130 --> 00:57:16,766
Oh, yeah, your dream.
1010
00:57:18,967 --> 00:57:20,266
Oh.
1011
00:57:20,268 --> 00:57:22,603
Yeah. Right.
1012
00:57:22,605 --> 00:57:25,037
Okay.
1013
00:57:25,039 --> 00:57:27,206
It's pretty fuckin' crazy.
1014
00:57:27,208 --> 00:57:33,146
So, in the dream, I'm on tour
with The Rolling fuckin' Stones.
1015
00:57:33,148 --> 00:57:36,516
- Oh, I love The Rolling Stones.
- Of course you do.
1016
00:57:36,518 --> 00:57:39,952
Anyway, so, I'm hitchhiking
on the highway, no cars,
1017
00:57:39,954 --> 00:57:43,824
and then all of a sudden, huge
black tour bus pulls up, right?
1018
00:57:43,826 --> 00:57:46,994
Door opens, so fuck it.
I get in.
1019
00:57:46,996 --> 00:57:48,829
And I come face-to-face
with the guys.
1020
00:57:48,831 --> 00:57:51,063
Keith fuckin' pulls out
a guitar,
1021
00:57:51,065 --> 00:57:53,967
hands it to me,
'cause he wants to jam.
1022
00:57:53,969 --> 00:57:59,139
Which is crazy, because I know how to
play every single Rolling Stones song,
1023
00:57:59,141 --> 00:58:01,108
even though A,
I don't play guitar,
1024
00:58:01,110 --> 00:58:05,711
and B, I probably haven't listened
to The Stones in like, 15 years.
1025
00:58:05,713 --> 00:58:07,313
Why, you don't like them
or something?
1026
00:58:07,315 --> 00:58:10,316
Are you kidding? I fuckin'
love The Rolling Stones.
1027
00:58:10,318 --> 00:58:13,653
They're the fuckin' best
rock band in history.
1028
00:58:13,655 --> 00:58:15,688
And before you say anything
about The fuckin' Beatles,
1029
00:58:15,690 --> 00:58:17,257
you can shut
your goddamn mouth,
1030
00:58:17,259 --> 00:58:20,693
because they'd be a hack pop band
without George Martin, okay?
1031
00:58:20,695 --> 00:58:23,697
I just don't like what The
Stones stand for, at this point.
1032
00:58:23,699 --> 00:58:26,833
What do they stand for?
1033
00:58:26,835 --> 00:58:31,037
They stand for the fact that my
generation, your generation,
1034
00:58:31,039 --> 00:58:34,173
- and their shitty generation has utterly failed to produce...
- Whoa.
1035
00:58:34,175 --> 00:58:37,077
...a rock band the caliber
of The Rolling Stones.
1036
00:58:37,079 --> 00:58:40,780
There is no band that people remember
now, never mind in 30 years.
1037
00:58:40,782 --> 00:58:43,316
Are you fucking kidding?
Fuck The Stones.
1038
00:58:43,318 --> 00:58:45,017
So let me get this straight.
1039
00:58:45,019 --> 00:58:48,921
Because you hate every band but
The Stones, you hate The Stones.
1040
00:58:48,923 --> 00:58:50,724
See? You get it.
1041
00:58:50,726 --> 00:58:54,193
And believe me, I'm so fuckin'
tired of women saying
1042
00:58:54,195 --> 00:58:57,130
they still find these
old men sexy.
1043
00:58:57,132 --> 00:58:59,066
Like Mick's strutting up there,
and they're like,
1044
00:58:59,068 --> 00:59:01,034
"Oh, I'm still fuckin'
turned on by him."
1045
00:59:01,036 --> 00:59:03,003
No you're not.
No you're fuckin' not.
1046
00:59:03,005 --> 00:59:04,938
These are old geezers.
1047
00:59:04,940 --> 00:59:07,840
And even if you found yourself in
some groupie situation with them,
1048
00:59:07,842 --> 00:59:09,611
their dicks wouldn't
even fuckin' work.
1049
00:59:11,614 --> 00:59:12,845
I'd still fuck Mick.
1050
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:25,929
- Fuck you, cunt.
- Whoa.
1051
00:59:28,097 --> 00:59:30,396
Rebecca, wait.
Please don't go.
1052
00:59:30,398 --> 00:59:33,900
Rebecca, is there any way
I can still go with you guys?
1053
00:59:33,902 --> 00:59:35,302
- Unlock the car.
- I did!
1054
00:59:35,304 --> 00:59:36,403
- Rebecca, please.
- Nina, wait.
1055
00:59:36,405 --> 00:59:39,139
- Richard, don't! Please.
- I'm sorry.
1056
00:59:39,141 --> 00:59:41,208
- I'll do whatever you need.
- Nat, just call me.
1057
00:59:41,210 --> 00:59:43,010
- I don't have your number.
- Becca, just go.
1058
00:59:43,012 --> 00:59:44,778
- Nina, I'm sorry.
- Please.
1059
00:59:44,780 --> 00:59:46,412
- Hey! I love you.
- Rebecca, please.
1060
00:59:46,414 --> 00:59:48,682
- Get away from the car.
- I love you. I'm sorry.
1061
00:59:48,684 --> 00:59:51,017
- Just open the door. Talk to me.
- Get away from the car!
1062
00:59:51,019 --> 00:59:52,188
Fuck!
1063
00:59:55,891 --> 00:59:58,425
You can't call women
the fuckin' C-word.
1064
00:59:58,427 --> 01:00:00,159
Yeah, well, she just broke
my heart, Nat.
1065
01:00:00,161 --> 01:00:01,762
So I think "cunt" is
the appropriate word.
1066
01:00:01,764 --> 01:00:03,329
I'm gonna go find my way
to LA.
1067
01:00:03,331 --> 01:00:05,432
Oh, you're just pissed because
Rebecca wouldn't fuck you.
1068
01:00:05,434 --> 01:00:07,367
Don't take it
out on me, bro.
1069
01:00:07,369 --> 01:00:10,037
I'm the one who's brokenhearted here.
I'm the one that just got hurt.
1070
01:00:10,039 --> 01:00:12,838
You don't think I see right
fucking through you?
1071
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:14,907
That you're fucking
using me?
1072
01:00:14,909 --> 01:00:19,713
I'm paying for your hotel room,
your food, your fuckin' drinks,
1073
01:00:19,715 --> 01:00:22,382
which, by the way, if you don't
know, you're a fucking alcoholic!
1074
01:00:22,384 --> 01:00:24,316
Shut the fuck up, dude.
No, no, no, no, no.
1075
01:00:24,318 --> 01:00:27,320
'Cause you're not paying
for jack shit, little rich boy.
1076
01:00:27,322 --> 01:00:30,023
- Mommy and Daddy are paying for everything.
- Whatever!
1077
01:00:30,025 --> 01:00:32,224
Have fun finding your way
to fuckin' Vegas,
1078
01:00:32,226 --> 01:00:34,695
'cause you're not fuckin'
coming with me to LA.
1079
01:00:34,697 --> 01:00:36,697
And you think I'm using you, dude?
No.
1080
01:00:36,699 --> 01:00:39,199
You're fucking using me.
Okay, my image!
1081
01:00:39,201 --> 01:00:42,101
Everything I fuckin' stand for,
for your bullshit fucking art.
1082
01:00:42,103 --> 01:00:43,737
Fuck you.
1083
01:00:43,739 --> 01:00:45,905
And what you don't even get
is that I have feelings, dude.
1084
01:00:45,907 --> 01:00:48,141
I have feelings just like you.
Okay?
1085
01:00:48,143 --> 01:00:50,844
But you don't even see that because
to you, I'm just some weird dude
1086
01:00:50,846 --> 01:00:53,412
you're slumming it with on the
road, that you can fuckin' use
1087
01:00:53,414 --> 01:00:56,048
for stories to get your fuckin'
dick sucked in art school.
1088
01:00:56,050 --> 01:00:58,184
- Fuck you, dude.
- What the fuck are you talking about, Richard?
1089
01:00:58,186 --> 01:01:00,287
Come on, man!
1090
01:01:00,289 --> 01:01:01,987
You're fuckin' handsome.
1091
01:01:01,989 --> 01:01:03,923
You're rich.
1092
01:01:03,925 --> 01:01:07,059
You're on your way to becoming some
fuckin' big artist or whatever.
1093
01:01:07,061 --> 01:01:10,162
And what am I? I'm just some
fuckin' poor, ugly piece of shit
1094
01:01:10,164 --> 01:01:12,099
on his way
to an early grave.
1095
01:01:12,101 --> 01:01:14,434
And here I was gonna
help you out of a jam
1096
01:01:14,436 --> 01:01:16,836
so you wouldn't have to go running
back to Mommy and Daddy again.
1097
01:01:16,838 --> 01:01:18,472
- Please, tell me how you were gonna help me.
- How?
1098
01:01:18,474 --> 01:01:20,474
- I would love that.
- How? I happen to have a friend
1099
01:01:20,476 --> 01:01:22,342
who lives not too far
from here named François.
1100
01:01:22,344 --> 01:01:25,244
I snap my fucking fingers
and he'll show up here,
1101
01:01:25,246 --> 01:01:27,246
- and he'll do whatever it takes to get you to LA.
- Oh.
1102
01:01:27,248 --> 01:01:30,050
Pretty soon, you'll be in art
school all safe and sound,
1103
01:01:30,052 --> 01:01:32,318
- while I'll be on the road fuckin' dying in a ditch.
- Good luck with that.
1104
01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:34,521
I'm gonna take the bus.
Have fun.
1105
01:01:34,523 --> 01:01:35,988
Joke's on you, asshole.
1106
01:01:35,990 --> 01:01:37,326
There's no bus station
in this town.
1107
01:01:45,134 --> 01:01:46,068
Fuck!
1108
01:01:47,135 --> 01:01:48,467
Fine!
1109
01:01:48,469 --> 01:01:50,936
Call Francis or whatever
the fuck his name is.
1110
01:01:50,938 --> 01:01:52,171
His name's François.
1111
01:01:52,173 --> 01:01:53,539
I don't give a fuck.
1112
01:01:53,541 --> 01:01:56,275
Okay, cool, I just...
I need your phone.
1113
01:01:56,277 --> 01:01:57,376
What?
1114
01:01:57,378 --> 01:01:58,945
I need your phone
to make the call.
1115
01:01:58,947 --> 01:02:00,750
I don't have a phone.
1116
01:02:11,393 --> 01:02:12,961
What's your code?
1117
01:02:14,195 --> 01:02:15,961
Couple things
about François.
1118
01:02:15,963 --> 01:02:18,231
- What?
- One,
1119
01:02:18,233 --> 01:02:21,001
don't call him
Francis or Frank
1120
01:02:21,003 --> 01:02:22,401
or any shit
like that, okay?
1121
01:02:22,403 --> 01:02:24,204
He doesn't like it.
1122
01:02:24,206 --> 01:02:26,072
Number two,
1123
01:02:26,074 --> 01:02:29,441
guy thinks he's some sort of fuckin'
hard-core badass or whatever.
1124
01:02:29,443 --> 01:02:30,577
He's not.
1125
01:02:30,579 --> 01:02:32,144
He's a fuckin' pussy,
1126
01:02:32,146 --> 01:02:34,246
so don't listen to anything
he says, okay?
1127
01:02:34,248 --> 01:02:36,416
Sounds just
like you.
1128
01:02:36,418 --> 01:02:39,019
You know, you're becoming
a real fuckin' asshole.
1129
01:02:39,021 --> 01:02:40,490
Well, I'm learning
from the best.
1130
01:02:43,891 --> 01:02:45,458
- Minivan?
- Yep.
1131
01:02:45,460 --> 01:02:47,526
All right.
1132
01:02:47,528 --> 01:02:52,068
So, just as soon
as I have you sign here...
1133
01:02:53,501 --> 01:02:56,869
And here.
Yep.
1134
01:02:56,871 --> 01:02:59,442
I can go ahead and take that
car off your hands for ya.
1135
01:03:01,543 --> 01:03:03,112
All right.
1136
01:03:05,246 --> 01:03:06,412
All right.
1137
01:03:06,414 --> 01:03:08,416
Pleasure doing business
with ya.
1138
01:03:19,228 --> 01:03:21,327
Really need all that?
1139
01:03:21,329 --> 01:03:23,162
I mean, I can't just
leave it all.
1140
01:03:23,164 --> 01:03:24,331
Right?
1141
01:03:24,333 --> 01:03:25,835
Whatever, man.
1142
01:03:31,940 --> 01:03:33,409
Is that him?
1143
01:03:34,376 --> 01:03:35,278
What the hell?
1144
01:03:38,614 --> 01:03:42,182
Oh, I guess some things
just never change, huh?
1145
01:03:42,184 --> 01:03:43,650
François?
1146
01:03:43,652 --> 01:03:45,320
It's good to see ya, man.
1147
01:03:47,456 --> 01:03:49,858
- What are you wearing?
- Clothes.
1148
01:03:50,525 --> 01:03:52,092
- Hey.
- Hi.
1149
01:03:52,094 --> 01:03:53,360
- You must be Nat.
- Yes.
1150
01:03:53,362 --> 01:03:54,494
Yeah.
1151
01:03:54,496 --> 01:03:56,362
Heard a lot of
great stuff about you.
1152
01:03:56,364 --> 01:03:58,298
Oh.
Good things, I hope.
1153
01:03:58,300 --> 01:03:59,900
- Good things, yeah.
- Great.
1154
01:03:59,902 --> 01:04:01,601
Um, by the way, thank you
so much for doing this.
1155
01:04:01,603 --> 01:04:04,336
No, problemo.
De nada.
1156
01:04:04,338 --> 01:04:07,039
- That's a nice camera. What is that?
- Uh, Pentax K1000.
1157
01:04:07,041 --> 01:04:08,474
- K1000?
- Yeah.
1158
01:04:08,476 --> 01:04:10,943
- Where'd you get that?
- Oh, my grandfather gave it to me.
1159
01:04:10,945 --> 01:04:12,646
Whoa!
What the fuck, dude?
1160
01:04:12,648 --> 01:04:14,481
Yeah. That's Jacqueline.
Watch your mouth, brother.
1161
01:04:14,483 --> 01:04:17,416
Yeah, miracle of life.
1162
01:04:17,418 --> 01:04:19,418
Pretty cool, right? Let's
get the party started here.
1163
01:04:19,420 --> 01:04:21,121
Get your shit in the back.
1164
01:04:21,123 --> 01:04:23,356
Since when do you
drive a Prius?
1165
01:04:23,358 --> 01:04:25,691
Since the Earth
began to die.
1166
01:04:25,693 --> 01:04:28,994
What happened to the GTO, man?
1167
01:04:28,996 --> 01:04:31,466
I get 45 miles per
gallon in the city in this thing.
1168
01:04:37,472 --> 01:04:39,104
Buckle up, dude.
1169
01:04:39,106 --> 01:04:40,673
What?
1170
01:04:40,675 --> 01:04:42,378
There's a kid
in the car.
1171
01:05:01,963 --> 01:05:04,967
So Richard, uh, you've
been unusually quiet.
1172
01:05:07,402 --> 01:05:09,105
What the fuck
happened to you, man?
1173
01:05:10,739 --> 01:05:13,106
This guy basically taught me
everything I know.
1174
01:05:13,108 --> 01:05:16,108
Literally, I wouldn't even be able to wipe
my own ass if it wasn't for this guy.
1175
01:05:16,110 --> 01:05:18,311
You don't know how to wipe
your own ass, you dumb shit.
1176
01:05:18,313 --> 01:05:20,313
Well, that is
kind of true.
1177
01:05:20,315 --> 01:05:22,315
But seriously,
what happened?
1178
01:05:22,317 --> 01:05:25,117
Hey, life goes on.
People change, man.
1179
01:05:25,119 --> 01:05:27,022
You're looking at
the new me.
1180
01:05:33,628 --> 01:05:35,427
Hey, Nat, will
you hand me my backpack?
1181
01:05:35,429 --> 01:05:36,965
Uh, yeah, sure.
1182
01:05:50,344 --> 01:05:52,211
What the fu... Hey,
have you seen my knife?
1183
01:05:52,213 --> 01:05:54,179
Your knife?
1184
01:05:54,181 --> 01:05:56,182
Yeah, my knife.
1185
01:05:56,184 --> 01:05:57,650
My fuckin' dad
gave me that knife.
1186
01:05:57,652 --> 01:06:00,119
It's the only thing I have from him.
It's not here.
1187
01:06:00,121 --> 01:06:03,023
Um, no. No, no, no, no. I
haven't seen your knife.
1188
01:06:03,025 --> 01:06:04,293
Your knife, no.
1189
01:06:06,061 --> 01:06:07,193
That's weird.
1190
01:06:07,195 --> 01:06:09,496
Yeah, weird.
1191
01:06:09,498 --> 01:06:12,434
When's the last time
you were in Albuquerque, Richard?
1192
01:06:13,702 --> 01:06:16,168
You're too good for us now.
1193
01:06:16,170 --> 01:06:19,139
More like, Albuquerque's
too good for me.
1194
01:06:19,141 --> 01:06:23,342
Hey man, again, I just wanna
say thank you so much for this.
1195
01:06:23,344 --> 01:06:25,077
I really,
really appreciate it.
1196
01:06:25,079 --> 01:06:27,146
Yeah. Hey, it's Richard
we're talking about, right?
1197
01:06:27,148 --> 01:06:29,351
I can't tell you how many times
this guy's gotten me out of a jam.
1198
01:06:31,452 --> 01:06:32,554
Uh...
1199
01:06:34,389 --> 01:06:38,057
the sign says
straight for Albuquerque.
1200
01:06:38,059 --> 01:06:40,827
- Huh?
- The sign back there, it said straight for Albuquerque.
1201
01:06:40,829 --> 01:06:42,131
No.
1202
01:06:43,532 --> 01:06:45,130
We're, uh,
taking a shortcut.
1203
01:06:45,132 --> 01:06:46,532
We're gonna go around
the traffic.
1204
01:06:46,534 --> 01:06:47,769
Oh. Okay.
1205
01:06:51,773 --> 01:06:53,572
Everybody's got Chlamydia.
1206
01:06:53,574 --> 01:06:56,242
- Fuckin' everybody's got Chlamydia.
- Yeah.
1207
01:06:56,244 --> 01:06:58,244
I'm talking to François
about it, and he goes...
1208
01:06:58,246 --> 01:07:00,280
- Dude, I can't believe you're bringing this up.
- "My bad."
1209
01:07:00,282 --> 01:07:02,115
- You remember that?
- Yeah. I do, I do.
1210
01:07:02,117 --> 01:07:03,816
'Cause he was the one
who had it.
1211
01:07:03,818 --> 01:07:06,119
He gave everybody
the same Chlamydia.
1212
01:07:06,121 --> 01:07:08,354
Anybody else need to piss?
1213
01:07:08,356 --> 01:07:10,690
Oh, man, we had some good
fuckin' times together, man.
1214
01:07:10,692 --> 01:07:13,092
- Oh, shit, we sure did.
- Oh, shit.
1215
01:07:13,094 --> 01:07:15,360
- Get out of the car.
- Holy shit. What are you doing?
1216
01:07:15,362 --> 01:07:17,563
- Oh, fuck.
- Get out of the car. Get the fuck out of the car.
1217
01:07:17,565 --> 01:07:20,333
- Go stand over there.
- Fuck me.
1218
01:07:20,335 --> 01:07:22,534
How did I not
see this coming?
1219
01:07:22,536 --> 01:07:24,539
You, give me your shit.
1220
01:07:25,639 --> 01:07:27,574
- What?
- Your shit.
1221
01:07:27,576 --> 01:07:29,842
I want your wallet, I want your phone,
and I want that sweet-ass camera.
1222
01:07:29,844 --> 01:07:32,144
Put it on the seat
right now.
1223
01:07:32,146 --> 01:07:34,179
Hey, ándale.
Let's go.
1224
01:07:34,181 --> 01:07:35,384
Come on.
1225
01:07:37,885 --> 01:07:40,353
If you want my shit, you're
gonna have to come get it.
1226
01:07:40,355 --> 01:07:42,322
What shit do you have?
You don't have any shit.
1227
01:07:42,324 --> 01:07:43,822
That's not how friends
treat each other.
1228
01:07:43,824 --> 01:07:46,258
I just told that great story
about how you gave me Chlamydia.
1229
01:07:46,260 --> 01:07:47,726
That doesn't
make us friends.
1230
01:07:47,728 --> 01:07:49,695
The only reason I'm here is
'cause you said
1231
01:07:49,697 --> 01:07:52,164
you're with a little rich kid
with a wad of cash.
1232
01:07:52,166 --> 01:07:54,733
Now look, you're not gonna say
anything about this to anybody
1233
01:07:54,735 --> 01:08:00,173
because if you do, I'm gonna take a
little fuckin' visit to Enfield Lane,
1234
01:08:00,175 --> 01:08:02,876
and I'm gonna curb-stomp
your fuckin' mom and dad.
1235
01:08:02,878 --> 01:08:04,878
Shh. I know, honey.
1236
01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:06,746
It's okay.
1237
01:08:06,748 --> 01:08:09,249
I will kick your mother
the fuck over, dude.
1238
01:08:09,251 --> 01:08:10,816
Is that what you want?
1239
01:08:10,818 --> 01:08:13,418
So you go ahead,
you call the cops.
1240
01:08:13,420 --> 01:08:15,190
I'll take it out in pain.
1241
01:08:16,791 --> 01:08:18,226
Adios, motherfuckers.
1242
01:08:37,945 --> 01:08:39,879
I am so sorry.
1243
01:08:39,881 --> 01:08:41,851
- If I had any...
- I'm done.
1244
01:08:48,823 --> 01:08:50,326
Hang on, Nat.
1245
01:08:52,627 --> 01:08:57,166
This is my fault, like,
almost all of it.
1246
01:08:59,201 --> 01:09:00,469
Where are you going?
1247
01:09:02,304 --> 01:09:03,506
Nat, hang on.
1248
01:09:07,375 --> 01:09:10,345
Yeah, that's right. You-You
lead the way, I'll follow you.
1249
01:09:13,648 --> 01:09:16,348
Nat, I fucked up.
1250
01:09:16,350 --> 01:09:17,683
Shut up, Richard.
1251
01:09:17,685 --> 01:09:19,885
Okay. Good. You're
talking to me again?
1252
01:09:19,887 --> 01:09:22,688
Oh, thank God. This has been the
longest three hours of my life.
1253
01:09:22,690 --> 01:09:24,691
- Oh, my God.
- You know, if I had my knife,
1254
01:09:24,693 --> 01:09:26,526
I totally could've stabbed
that asshole.
1255
01:09:26,528 --> 01:09:28,494
I threw your knife
out the window!
1256
01:09:28,496 --> 01:09:29,728
- What?
- Yeah.
1257
01:09:29,730 --> 01:09:32,799
So fuck you
and fuck your knife.
1258
01:09:32,801 --> 01:09:34,334
Oh. Well,
I guess we're even, now.
1259
01:09:34,336 --> 01:09:35,835
- Richard.
- Huh?
1260
01:09:35,837 --> 01:09:37,402
- Shut up.
- Oh.
1261
01:09:37,404 --> 01:09:38,870
Okay. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1262
01:09:38,872 --> 01:09:41,340
You got it.
1263
01:09:52,587 --> 01:09:55,888
I think I figured
the whole Nina thing out.
1264
01:09:55,890 --> 01:09:58,657
I think the mistake I made
was I-I came on too strong.
1265
01:09:58,659 --> 01:10:02,394
I just...
I fall in love too quick.
1266
01:10:02,396 --> 01:10:04,500
You know, that's like...
that's my cross to bear.
1267
01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:13,606
Hey.
1268
01:10:13,608 --> 01:10:15,508
Hey, little guy.
1269
01:10:15,510 --> 01:10:17,376
You still mad at me?
1270
01:10:17,378 --> 01:10:18,413
Shut up.
1271
01:10:21,716 --> 01:10:23,816
You hear that?
1272
01:10:23,818 --> 01:10:24,820
Hey!
1273
01:10:26,421 --> 01:10:27,954
Hey, hey!
1274
01:10:27,956 --> 01:10:29,557
Hey!
1275
01:10:31,659 --> 01:10:32,827
Huh.
1276
01:10:40,635 --> 01:10:42,701
- Hi.
- Hey.
1277
01:10:42,703 --> 01:10:44,670
Thank you so much
for stopping.
1278
01:10:44,672 --> 01:10:46,973
What the heck
are you doing out here?
1279
01:10:46,975 --> 01:10:48,641
Uh, it's a long story.
1280
01:10:48,643 --> 01:10:50,610
Uh, do you mind
giving us a lift?
1281
01:10:50,612 --> 01:10:53,012
Well, I'm going as far as Silver City.
You wanna go there?
1282
01:10:53,014 --> 01:10:54,880
Uh, yeah, that'd be great.
Please.
1283
01:10:54,882 --> 01:10:56,715
Okay, guys. Hop on in. Come on.
1284
01:10:56,717 --> 01:10:58,487
Okay. Great.
Thank you.
1285
01:11:01,488 --> 01:11:03,889
Here we go.
1286
01:11:03,891 --> 01:11:06,759
I've been up in Gila
for the last few days.
1287
01:11:06,761 --> 01:11:08,760
I volunteer
with the Park Service.
1288
01:11:08,762 --> 01:11:10,562
- Cool.
- Yeah, cool.
1289
01:11:10,564 --> 01:11:12,031
- It is cool.
- It's cold. It's freezing.
1290
01:11:12,033 --> 01:11:13,766
Here, take this sweatshirt.
1291
01:11:13,768 --> 01:11:15,000
- Here, put it on.
- Are you sure?
1292
01:11:15,002 --> 01:11:16,568
Yeah, sure I'm sure.
1293
01:11:16,570 --> 01:11:17,872
Thank you.
1294
01:11:19,541 --> 01:11:20,807
What's going on
with you guys?
1295
01:11:20,809 --> 01:11:23,543
What're you doing out
on the road like that?
1296
01:11:23,545 --> 01:11:26,379
- Uh, we just got robbed and were stranded up here.
- What?
1297
01:11:26,381 --> 01:11:28,513
- What, you got robbed?
- Yeah.
1298
01:11:28,515 --> 01:11:31,416
- Oh, my God.
- Friend of mine, who was supposed to be giving us a ride...
1299
01:11:31,418 --> 01:11:32,884
- A friend!
- Well.
1300
01:11:32,886 --> 01:11:35,955
Some friend.
1301
01:11:35,957 --> 01:11:38,691
- Yeah.
- Jesus Christ.
1302
01:11:38,693 --> 01:11:40,660
Well, you're
lucky it's January.
1303
01:11:40,662 --> 01:11:43,562
It could've been worse.
The bears are all napping.
1304
01:11:43,564 --> 01:11:46,866
God, I remember three
summers ago I was out here,
1305
01:11:46,868 --> 01:11:49,369
was on an expedition
with a bunch of botanists.
1306
01:11:49,371 --> 01:11:53,138
They were out collecting a bunch
of samples out in the field
1307
01:11:53,140 --> 01:11:54,874
and I was back at camp.
1308
01:11:54,876 --> 01:11:56,776
And I thought
I'd make some...
1309
01:11:56,778 --> 01:11:58,910
some vegetable soup
for everybody.
1310
01:11:58,912 --> 01:12:03,116
So I was peeling potatoes
and I hear this...
1311
01:12:07,756 --> 01:12:10,156
What's that?
1312
01:12:10,158 --> 01:12:12,558
Yeah, that's what I thought.
"What's that?"
1313
01:12:12,560 --> 01:12:14,861
And I look up,
1314
01:12:14,863 --> 01:12:17,796
and there's
a little cub.
1315
01:12:17,798 --> 01:12:20,098
And there's another
little cub.
1316
01:12:20,100 --> 01:12:22,802
And behind the two
cubs is Mommy.
1317
01:12:22,804 --> 01:12:23,870
- Oh.
- Oh, my God.
1318
01:12:23,872 --> 01:12:26,805
Yeah. And she was
not happy.
1319
01:12:26,807 --> 01:12:29,875
And she was not asking me for soup.
1320
01:12:29,877 --> 01:12:32,544
And I remembered, you know,
you're supposed to, like,
1321
01:12:32,546 --> 01:12:34,781
get real full of
yourself, you know?
1322
01:12:34,783 --> 01:12:38,084
You're supposed to, like, you know,
be big, try to be as big as they are.
1323
01:12:38,086 --> 01:12:40,585
Well I'm 5'4", you know.
So that's not gonna happen.
1324
01:12:40,587 --> 01:12:45,157
But I just got so full of
adrenaline and fear
1325
01:12:45,159 --> 01:12:47,759
that I just
started yelling at her.
1326
01:12:47,761 --> 01:12:51,964
And I said, "Get the fuck out of
my campground, you crazy bitch!"
1327
01:12:51,966 --> 01:12:56,501
And... And I started
throwing my potatoes at her.
1328
01:12:56,503 --> 01:12:58,603
And I startled her.
She just...
1329
01:12:58,605 --> 01:13:01,040
I didn't know what was gonna
happen, and all of a sudden...
1330
01:13:01,042 --> 01:13:03,108
Oh, thank you Jesus...
she ran!
1331
01:13:03,110 --> 01:13:05,710
She ran.
Her cubs ran.
1332
01:13:05,712 --> 01:13:08,848
And I just kept throwing. I was just
picking up carrots and potatoes
1333
01:13:08,850 --> 01:13:11,217
and everything,
and I just went crazy.
1334
01:13:11,219 --> 01:13:14,553
And... And then
they were gone.
1335
01:13:14,555 --> 01:13:16,455
- And...
- That's amazing.
1336
01:13:16,457 --> 01:13:17,924
And it was...
1337
01:13:17,926 --> 01:13:19,759
It was such a great
feeling, you know?
1338
01:13:19,761 --> 01:13:22,160
It was like... It was like...
It was like, you know...
1339
01:13:22,162 --> 01:13:24,897
Those times when you just feel
like a penny waiting for a change
1340
01:13:24,899 --> 01:13:27,599
and then all of a sudden,
the cash box is full.
1341
01:13:27,601 --> 01:13:30,469
Yeah.
It was all right.
1342
01:13:30,471 --> 01:13:34,005
You know, those botanists came
back and I-I told them that story.
1343
01:13:35,777 --> 01:13:38,643
Well, somebody else was Big
Man On Campus that night.
1344
01:13:38,645 --> 01:13:41,947
I can tell you that. That was the truth, yeah.
1345
01:13:41,949 --> 01:13:44,884
- Yeah.
- Somewhere that bear's telling the story
1346
01:13:44,886 --> 01:13:49,625
- about the crazy lady with vegetables.
- Yeah.
1347
01:14:16,251 --> 01:14:17,817
Hey, Nat?
1348
01:14:17,819 --> 01:14:19,986
Nat.
Wake up, buddy.
1349
01:14:19,988 --> 01:14:21,620
Okay.
1350
01:14:21,622 --> 01:14:25,892
I think you should report
what happened to the police.
1351
01:14:25,894 --> 01:14:28,027
- Um...
- Okay?
1352
01:14:28,029 --> 01:14:29,661
- Thank you. Yeah.
- Yeah.
1353
01:14:29,663 --> 01:14:31,731
- Um, thank you very much.
- You bet.
1354
01:14:31,733 --> 01:14:33,566
- For everything. Really.
- You bet. No problem.
1355
01:14:33,568 --> 01:14:35,735
Hey.
Hold on a second.
1356
01:14:35,737 --> 01:14:37,239
Hold on a second.
1357
01:14:44,712 --> 01:14:46,711
You guys need this
more than I do.
1358
01:14:48,949 --> 01:14:50,950
- Thank you.
- Sure.
1359
01:14:50,952 --> 01:14:52,684
- Really, thank you.
- It's okay. Yeah.
1360
01:14:52,686 --> 01:14:55,888
You just... You go on in there
and just tell 'em everything,
1361
01:14:55,890 --> 01:14:57,255
and they'll
take care of ya.
1362
01:14:57,257 --> 01:14:58,991
I've known these guys
for years. They're great.
1363
01:14:58,993 --> 01:15:00,293
- Okay, cool. Thank you.
- Okay.
1364
01:15:00,295 --> 01:15:02,894
Hey, Richard? Good
luck to ya, buddy.
1365
01:15:02,896 --> 01:15:04,099
Thanks for everything,
Dotty.
1366
01:15:15,042 --> 01:15:18,145
Well...
I guess this is it.
1367
01:15:24,786 --> 01:15:27,786
I don't know about you,
but I'm starving.
1368
01:15:27,788 --> 01:15:29,023
Wait. What?
1369
01:15:35,829 --> 01:15:39,100
This is seriously, like,
the best food I've ever eaten.
1370
01:15:40,268 --> 01:15:42,034
You've changed, man.
1371
01:15:42,036 --> 01:15:44,336
You're no longer like the baby Nat
that I met a couple days ago.
1372
01:15:44,338 --> 01:15:47,272
You're like,
real hard-core now.
1373
01:15:47,274 --> 01:15:50,875
- Being held at gunpoint will do that to you.
- It's true.
1374
01:15:50,877 --> 01:15:53,278
Hey, so when you
go to the cops,
1375
01:15:53,280 --> 01:15:54,813
probably gonna
hang out here.
1376
01:15:54,815 --> 01:15:56,781
Me and the police, we don't
really mix very well.
1377
01:15:56,783 --> 01:16:00,288
I'm not going to the station.
Hitching a ride to Albuquerque.
1378
01:16:01,689 --> 01:16:03,222
To Albuquerque?
1379
01:16:03,224 --> 01:16:04,857
François.
1380
01:16:04,859 --> 01:16:07,293
- You ready to see how it's done?
- By all means, please.
1381
01:16:07,295 --> 01:16:09,160
- You ready to see the master in action?
- I would love to.
1382
01:16:09,162 --> 01:16:10,862
Show me how it's done please, bud.
1383
01:16:10,864 --> 01:16:12,031
Here we go.
1384
01:16:12,033 --> 01:16:14,333
We're about to go
to Albuquerque.
1385
01:16:14,335 --> 01:16:16,768
Ten bucks says
I get the first car.
1386
01:16:16,770 --> 01:16:18,103
- You guys need a ride?
- Yeah.
1387
01:16:18,105 --> 01:16:20,071
- Yeah, we would love one.
- Yeah, come on. Why?
1388
01:16:20,073 --> 01:16:21,906
Yeah, are you
going to Albuquerque?
1389
01:16:21,908 --> 01:16:23,742
Real sorry, dude. She's freakin' out.
I don't know.
1390
01:16:23,744 --> 01:16:25,777
Fuck you!
1391
01:16:25,779 --> 01:16:27,146
That was weird.
1392
01:16:27,148 --> 01:16:29,382
Fuck, man.
1393
01:16:29,384 --> 01:16:31,349
Ah, actually that
happens to me all the time.
1394
01:16:31,351 --> 01:16:33,352
- Really?
- Yeah.
1395
01:16:33,354 --> 01:16:35,987
You get out here and try it. Maybe your
pretty face will change the equation.
1396
01:16:35,989 --> 01:16:37,956
Sure. Should I...
So it's blowin' on the thumb?
1397
01:16:37,958 --> 01:16:40,826
- Oh, just get out there, you little shit.
- That's... Just blow on it?
1398
01:16:40,828 --> 01:16:41,960
- Yeah.
- Like that?
1399
01:16:41,962 --> 01:16:43,294
- Shut up.
- Do I shake it?
1400
01:16:43,296 --> 01:16:45,296
- Do I go rad?
- You know what? Don't get cocky, okay?
1401
01:16:45,298 --> 01:16:47,700
Oh.
Hey, hey, hey.
1402
01:16:47,702 --> 01:16:48,867
- I think I got one.
- What?
1403
01:16:48,869 --> 01:16:50,402
- No!
- Yes!
1404
01:16:50,404 --> 01:16:53,272
Are you kidding?
1405
01:16:53,274 --> 01:16:54,973
- Amazing!
- That's not how it works.
1406
01:16:54,975 --> 01:16:56,776
I want you to know that.
1407
01:16:56,778 --> 01:16:59,144
- You just got lucky. That's beginner's luck.
- No.
1408
01:16:59,146 --> 01:17:01,046
Hi. Uh, we're headed
towards Albuquerque.
1409
01:17:01,048 --> 01:17:03,081
- Do you mind if you take us?
- Get in the back.
1410
01:17:03,083 --> 01:17:05,386
- Get in the back.
- I got the car.
1411
01:17:11,359 --> 01:17:12,761
Right up here is fine.
1412
01:17:16,264 --> 01:17:18,763
- Thank you so much, Gary.
- All right, man.
1413
01:17:18,765 --> 01:17:21,702
- Good luck with getting your kids back.
- Thank you very much.
1414
01:17:23,970 --> 01:17:25,204
Okay, listen.
1415
01:17:25,206 --> 01:17:27,106
I don't know what you think
you're doing, okay,
1416
01:17:27,108 --> 01:17:30,742
but this isn't your exact world,
okay, crime and so forth.
1417
01:17:30,744 --> 01:17:33,745
So you don't just go barging into some
guy's house who robbed you at gunpoint.
1418
01:17:33,747 --> 01:17:34,946
- I think that's the car.
- Wait. No.
1419
01:17:34,948 --> 01:17:36,482
It may be,
but it doesn't matter.
1420
01:17:36,484 --> 01:17:38,217
Are you listening to me?
1421
01:17:38,219 --> 01:17:40,052
You... Nat.
1422
01:17:40,054 --> 01:17:41,887
- Nat!
- Shut up, Richard. Come on.
1423
01:17:41,889 --> 01:17:44,889
- You can't sneak around in the middle of broad daylight.
- Shh!
1424
01:17:44,891 --> 01:17:46,826
Walk like
a normal person.
1425
01:17:46,828 --> 01:17:49,027
You look ridi...
Oh, my God.
1426
01:17:49,029 --> 01:17:50,331
You're gonna
get us arrested.
1427
01:17:57,171 --> 01:17:59,007
My wallet and stuff
are in the back.
1428
01:18:00,807 --> 01:18:02,340
Shit.
It's locked.
1429
01:18:02,342 --> 01:18:04,943
What are you doing?
No, no, no, no, no!
1430
01:18:04,945 --> 01:18:07,448
Come back.
No, don't.
1431
01:18:13,386 --> 01:18:15,053
- God! Fuck!
- Shh!
1432
01:18:15,055 --> 01:18:17,889
Goddamn it. That cactus got
me right in the fuckin' dick.
1433
01:18:17,891 --> 01:18:20,259
- His keys are right by the front door.
- God. Fuck.
1434
01:18:20,261 --> 01:18:22,827
God.
1435
01:18:22,829 --> 01:18:25,097
- Door's locked.
- Okay. Well, we tried. Let's go.
1436
01:18:25,099 --> 01:18:26,397
Yeah. Let's go
through the back.
1437
01:18:26,399 --> 01:18:28,400
No. We're not
going through the back.
1438
01:18:28,402 --> 01:18:30,535
You don't go in the back door
of someone's house
1439
01:18:30,537 --> 01:18:34,874
who you know has a gun,
and is also inside the house.
1440
01:18:34,876 --> 01:18:38,843
You are doing this wrong. It's not like
the back door is gonna be open anyway.
1441
01:18:38,845 --> 01:18:39,747
Oh, goddamn it!
1442
01:19:15,949 --> 01:19:19,951
When Turner gives
the order, cease fire.
1443
01:19:19,953 --> 01:19:21,853
I'm gonna get his keys.
Cover me. Okay?
1444
01:19:21,855 --> 01:19:23,125
Okay.
1445
01:19:25,025 --> 01:19:26,525
You wait for a sign.
1446
01:19:50,318 --> 01:19:52,154
Go.
1447
01:19:59,393 --> 01:20:01,863
Mommy.
1448
01:20:26,020 --> 01:20:27,620
- Hang on.
- What?
1449
01:20:27,622 --> 01:20:29,925
I'm gonna take a shit
on this guy's front step.
1450
01:20:31,559 --> 01:20:33,295
No one fucks
with my friends.
1451
01:20:35,095 --> 01:20:37,095
Hurry up.
1452
01:20:37,097 --> 01:20:38,930
- Richard.
- Oh!
1453
01:20:38,932 --> 01:20:40,299
Taking a shit
on my steps?
1454
01:20:40,301 --> 01:20:42,367
Monica, get the gun.
1455
01:20:42,369 --> 01:20:44,035
Oh, God.
1456
01:20:44,037 --> 01:20:46,405
You little bitch-ass
piece of shit!
1457
01:20:46,407 --> 01:20:48,907
- François, I can't hear you.
- I said, get the gun!
1458
01:20:48,909 --> 01:20:51,610
Don't yell. You'll wake up the ba...
Oh, you woke the baby.
1459
01:20:51,612 --> 01:20:53,646
- So, feed her!
- Father of the Fuckin' Year.
1460
01:20:53,648 --> 01:20:55,915
- Is that Richard?
- Hi, Monica.
1461
01:20:55,917 --> 01:20:57,049
Cool, guys.
Awesome.
1462
01:21:02,122 --> 01:21:03,923
You think you're so hard,
don't you?
1463
01:21:03,925 --> 01:21:05,360
You don't know hard.
1464
01:21:07,161 --> 01:21:08,693
You pussy little bitch.
1465
01:21:08,695 --> 01:21:10,195
- Richard!
- Piece of shit.
1466
01:21:10,197 --> 01:21:12,263
You don't know.
1467
01:21:12,265 --> 01:21:14,532
You're a fuckin' joke,
Richard.
1468
01:21:14,534 --> 01:21:17,204
You always have been.
And you always will be.
1469
01:21:23,711 --> 01:21:24,977
Come on.
1470
01:21:24,979 --> 01:21:26,344
I'll drive.
1471
01:21:26,346 --> 01:21:27,545
- What?
- I'll drive!
1472
01:21:27,547 --> 01:21:28,617
Okay.
1473
01:21:35,055 --> 01:21:36,655
He's not getting up.
1474
01:21:36,657 --> 01:21:38,123
- Hurry up!
- I'm hurrying.
1475
01:21:38,125 --> 01:21:40,095
It's a fuckin' Prius,
dickhead.
1476
01:21:41,729 --> 01:21:45,664
Thank you, man. Thank you for
helping me out. That was huge.
1477
01:21:45,666 --> 01:21:48,267
- Do you think I hurt him?
- Fuck, yeah, you hurt him. Are you kidding?
1478
01:21:48,269 --> 01:21:50,001
- You probably fuckin' killed him.
- What?
1479
01:21:50,003 --> 01:21:52,036
I'm kidding with you.
Dude, I'm fucking with you.
1480
01:21:52,038 --> 01:21:53,705
- You definitely did not kill him.
- Okay.
1481
01:21:53,707 --> 01:21:55,708
At best, he's gonna need
some stitches, okay.
1482
01:21:55,710 --> 01:21:59,311
Which he fucking deserves
for coming at us like that.
1483
01:21:59,313 --> 01:22:02,180
Whoo! Classic François, though.
1484
01:22:02,182 --> 01:22:05,183
I'm glad to know
he's still in the game.
1485
01:22:05,185 --> 01:22:07,186
Geez.
1486
01:22:07,188 --> 01:22:08,519
Look good?
1487
01:22:08,521 --> 01:22:09,754
- It's great.
- Okay, good.
1488
01:22:09,756 --> 01:22:11,322
- It's good, it's good.
- All right.
1489
01:22:11,324 --> 01:22:13,525
- Oh.
- Fuck, yeah. We did it, man.
1490
01:22:13,527 --> 01:22:15,527
- We fuckin' did it.
- Oh, my God, your head's bleeding.
1491
01:22:15,529 --> 01:22:17,196
- Are you okay?
- What?
1492
01:22:17,198 --> 01:22:19,197
Oh, look at that.
Yeah.
1493
01:22:19,199 --> 01:22:21,767
Oh, he fuckin' got me.
1494
01:22:21,769 --> 01:22:24,268
You know what though?
I got to respect it.
1495
01:22:24,270 --> 01:22:26,304
He had to come at me.
1496
01:22:26,306 --> 01:22:27,638
Makes sense.
1497
01:22:27,640 --> 01:22:30,342
I mean, it's crazy.
1498
01:22:30,344 --> 01:22:32,678
- It's crazy.
- Nah. You know, it's not crazy.
1499
01:22:32,680 --> 01:22:35,546
- It's François.
- I hit him.
1500
01:22:35,548 --> 01:22:37,516
Dude, did you see when I did it?
I hit him...
1501
01:22:37,518 --> 01:22:40,119
- Oh, yeah. It was fuckin' badass, dude.
- Oh, my God. That's amazing.
1502
01:22:40,121 --> 01:22:42,588
- I've never done anything like that before in my life.
- That was fuckin' badass moves.
1503
01:22:42,590 --> 01:22:44,059
- I love that.
- Jesus Christ.
1504
01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:54,532
- What's happening?
- What's happening is you're getting out.
1505
01:22:54,534 --> 01:22:56,070
- Let's go.
- What?
1506
01:22:57,304 --> 01:22:59,037
Okay. Come on.
1507
01:22:59,039 --> 01:23:00,438
We're driving a stolen car.
1508
01:23:00,440 --> 01:23:02,808
You just assaulted somebody.
We gotta get you outta here.
1509
01:23:02,810 --> 01:23:04,543
What about you?
1510
01:23:04,545 --> 01:23:06,178
What about me?
Who cares?
1511
01:23:06,180 --> 01:23:07,649
Just take your stuff and go.
1512
01:23:15,555 --> 01:23:17,522
That's it?
That's all you're taking?
1513
01:23:17,524 --> 01:23:20,358
Yeah. All this shit
doesn't seem important anymore.
1514
01:23:20,360 --> 01:23:22,727
You're welcome to keep whatever you
want and throw away whatever you don't.
1515
01:23:22,729 --> 01:23:24,498
All right.
Whatever.
1516
01:23:26,500 --> 01:23:29,668
This is our third time
saying good-bye.
1517
01:23:29,670 --> 01:23:32,106
Yeah, well, you know what they say.
Third time's a charm, right?
1518
01:23:36,510 --> 01:23:38,146
All right.
Oh, okay.
1519
01:23:40,448 --> 01:23:41,750
You take care of yourself, Nat.
Okay?
1520
01:23:43,417 --> 01:23:44,750
You too, Richard.
1521
01:23:44,752 --> 01:23:46,285
You're a good kid.
1522
01:23:46,287 --> 01:23:48,219
Thanks, man.
1523
01:23:48,221 --> 01:23:49,620
Keep that dick dry.
1524
01:23:49,622 --> 01:23:51,156
Yep.
1525
01:23:51,158 --> 01:23:52,694
You too, bud.
1526
01:23:59,833 --> 01:24:01,866
Hey, Nat.
1527
01:24:01,868 --> 01:24:03,535
Eat shit.
1528
01:26:41,740 --> 01:26:46,740
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