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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:17,369 --> 00:01:18,849 ♪ We're gonna have, we're gonna have ♪ 2 00:01:18,996 --> 00:01:20,916 ♪ We're gonna have, we're gonna have a good day ♪ 3 00:01:20,998 --> 00:01:22,863 ♪ And all my homies gonna ride today ♪ 4 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:26,158 ♪ And all these mommies look fly today ♪ 5 00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:28,918 ♪ And all we wanna do is get by today, hey ♪ 6 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:30,545 ♪ We're gonna have a good day... ♪ 7 00:01:30,716 --> 00:01:32,081 The city of angels. 8 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:34,170 A dirty sun-drenched beauty contest 9 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:35,880 at the edge of the Pacific. 10 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:39,797 It's a melting pot of people who live together in harmony 11 00:01:39,975 --> 00:01:41,681 no matter what color or creed. 12 00:01:41,852 --> 00:01:44,013 Why do those people get along so great? 13 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:46,269 Because there's one thing they have in common 14 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,080 that lets them put aside their differences 15 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:49,348 and celebrate together. 16 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:51,642 Taxi! Hey, taxi. 17 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:53,981 The fact that they're not puppets. 18 00:01:54,156 --> 00:01:56,272 Hey, hey! What? 19 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:58,941 - Stupid puppet. - Hey, you can't... 20 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,280 You can't... You can't do that! 21 00:02:02,873 --> 00:02:04,033 Fuck you! 22 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:06,619 Son of a dick. 23 00:02:08,337 --> 00:02:09,702 'Cause although it ain't a crime 24 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:12,041 to be warm and fuzzy, it might as well be. 25 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:15,252 Hey, so does this massage include a happy ending or not? 26 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:17,463 'Cause if you're a puppet, you're screwed. 27 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:18,638 Easy! 28 00:02:18,764 --> 00:02:21,597 There's no squeaky thing inside us! 29 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:23,723 Okay. 30 00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:26,556 Who am I? The name's Phil Philips. 31 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:28,561 I'm a P.I., and my home is on the streets, 32 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:29,938 looking out for the felt 33 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:31,769 because sure as shit no one else is. 34 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:33,854 And that's my office there. 35 00:02:34,029 --> 00:02:35,690 It's a shithole on the edge of Chinatown. 36 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:37,320 ♪ You gotta dance! ♪ 37 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:40,233 Oh, hiya, fellas, fancy a dance? 38 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:41,741 No, you stupid puppet. 39 00:02:41,912 --> 00:02:44,028 - Perhaps a song? - Let's take his eye. 40 00:02:44,206 --> 00:02:45,912 What? No, no, fellas, cut it out! 41 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:48,074 You give that back right now! 42 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:50,333 Hey, hey. Give him his eye back. 43 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:52,415 It's too early for this crap. 44 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:55,751 What are you gonna do about it, you fluffy blue sock? 45 00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:57,507 - Huh! - Ow! 46 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:58,988 - You little bastards. - Let's go, guys! 47 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,298 Now get out of here. Get out of here, all of you. 48 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:05,264 Look, times have changed. 49 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:07,892 You don't have to sing and dance for the man anymore. 50 00:03:08,063 --> 00:03:10,349 Of course I don't have to. I want to! 51 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:14,062 ♪ 'Cause that's what puppets do! ♪ 52 00:03:14,236 --> 00:03:15,396 Hiya, folks! 53 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:16,730 ♪ Oh, when you tappin ♪ 54 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:18,566 ♪ Only happy can happen... ♪ 55 00:03:18,740 --> 00:03:20,731 Spare a penny? My wife's dead. 56 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:22,900 Uh-huh. 57 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:27,070 Well, I will happily relay your message. 58 00:03:27,249 --> 00:03:29,456 Thank you. 59 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:31,162 Hey, Mr. P. 60 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:33,702 Oh, hey there, bubbles. 61 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,838 How are you, dear? Here's your zuggler bar. 62 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:41,547 Oh, Mr. P, you're gonna give me a very fat butt. 63 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:44,134 Oh, come on, stop it. Any calls? 64 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:45,667 Uh, yeah, detective Edwards called. 65 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:47,428 She wants you to call her back right away. 66 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:49,968 Did you tell her that I was in Minnesota attending a funeral 67 00:03:50,147 --> 00:03:51,808 because my aunt Ruby tragically died 68 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:53,222 in a zamboni incident? 69 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:58,064 She said, "I'd like to sew your asshole shut" 70 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,399 "and just keep feeding you," 71 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:02,906 "and feeding you, and feeding you." 72 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,485 Well, that's a new one. 73 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:07,994 Yup. 74 00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:09,767 I guess she heard about those guys already. 75 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:11,281 Yeah. How'd that go this morning? 76 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:13,826 Good. For puppet poachers, they were real sweethearts. 77 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:16,290 100% pure puppet. 78 00:04:16,465 --> 00:04:17,875 Straight from Tijuana. 79 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:19,414 Guaranteed to bring you good luck. 80 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,129 Don't you know that poaching puppets 81 00:04:21,303 --> 00:04:22,884 for their feet is illegal? 82 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:28,340 Oh! Oh! Ugh! 83 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:30,600 Oh! Oh! Oh! 84 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:32,432 Oh, holy crap, I'm exhausted. 85 00:04:34,316 --> 00:04:36,147 So, yeah, I think it went very well. 86 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:37,933 Oh, we have a new client. 87 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,726 I put her in your office. 88 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:43,688 Detective Philips? 89 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:45,823 I... I used to be. 90 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:48,781 Not anymore, I'm a P.I. now. 91 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:50,946 How can I help you, miss...? 92 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:53,331 White, Sandra White. 93 00:04:53,502 --> 00:04:55,538 I received this in the mail today. 94 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,251 "Pay us $350,000 by Saturday" 95 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:06,420 "or we reveal your secret." 96 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:08,338 Hmm. What's your secret? 97 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:11,054 Well, despite my bookish appearance, 98 00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:12,638 I'm a sexual IMMA. 99 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,098 What's that? 100 00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:19,141 It means, "if IMMA get next to it, IMMA gonna fuck it." 101 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:23,107 - Come again? - Exactly. 102 00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:28,696 And again, and again, and again... 103 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:30,576 Mmm. I see. 104 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:33,489 If my proclivities were to be exposed, 105 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,908 it would be devastating to my family. 106 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:38,247 Please, if you could help me, 107 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:42,039 I would be... so grateful. 108 00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:43,798 Uh, I appreciate grateful, 109 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:46,426 but it's $300 a day, plus expenses. 110 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:48,006 Hmm. 111 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:49,421 This ought to start you off. 112 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:51,510 Thank you, Mr. Philips. 113 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,346 I should've turned her down, 114 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,681 but I like a little cushion for my cushion. 115 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:57,562 And I needed the money. 116 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:01,065 I've seen that "P" before. 117 00:06:06,658 --> 00:06:08,068 The case was on, 118 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:10,484 so I headed downtown fo see a friend. 119 00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:13,074 Actually, not really a friend, 120 00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:15,364 more of a disgusting acquaintance. 121 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:19,535 Vinny. 122 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:23,998 Hey, Vin, it's Phil. 123 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:27,338 Vinny? 124 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:29,430 Oh! 125 00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:31,964 - Phil, wow! Hi. Hey, Vi... 126 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:33,723 Sweet mother of god, 127 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,414 what the fuck are you doing back there? 128 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:39,680 Oh, yeah, it's Cows Gone Sour 2 - Even Milkier. 129 00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:41,598 - Whoa, that's good. - Moo! 130 00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:42,856 What the fuck? 131 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:47,020 So I'm creating my own content. 132 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:48,278 - Oh! 133 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:50,736 Jesus Christ. Shut the curtains, would you? 134 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:52,947 All right, if it bothers you. 135 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:55,077 When did you get so squeamish? 136 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:57,284 When did I get squeamish? I'm not squeamish. 137 00:06:57,459 --> 00:06:58,899 - I'm not squeamish. - Yeah, you are. 138 00:06:59,044 --> 00:07:00,250 I just don't wanna watch 139 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,860 an eight-arm reach-around, all right? 140 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:03,040 Okay. 141 00:07:03,214 --> 00:07:04,774 Uh, listen, do you have the latest issue 142 00:07:04,841 --> 00:07:06,627 - of puppet pussy party? - Hmm? 143 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:09,630 Puppet pussy party. 144 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:12,466 Yeah, I saw that... We got one just in. Let's see. 145 00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:14,802 - Oh, great. - Felt fetish furburger. 146 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:16,762 Ass puppet jamboree. 147 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,973 Puppet chicks with puppet dicks. 148 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:20,512 Ah! 149 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:23,272 Here we go, puppet pussy party. 150 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:24,683 Yeah. 151 00:07:26,321 --> 00:07:27,686 That's right. 152 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:29,229 - Bingo. - Hmm? 153 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:31,238 Looks like this mystery 154 00:07:31,409 --> 00:07:33,274 is brought to you by the letter "P". 155 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,865 Oh, Phil, if you like pee, I have a whole rack of... 156 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:38,872 No. Excuse me, I don't... No, I don't like pee. 157 00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:41,124 - Vinny, I don't like pee. - Oh. 158 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,034 I'm on a case. 159 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:44,213 Oh. 160 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:46,667 Listen, um, do you keep a record 161 00:07:46,841 --> 00:07:49,378 of which customers bought what magazines? 162 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:52,464 Yeah, of course, Phil. We're fully NSA compliant. 163 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:54,345 Do you think I could see those? 164 00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:57,349 Absolutely. Um, it's in the office behind the theater. 165 00:07:57,519 --> 00:07:59,510 Thanks, Vin. You know I appreciate it, huh? 166 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:00,894 You're welcome. 167 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:03,763 - Oh! - I apologize... 168 00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:05,352 Cheesy, creasy, so... 169 00:08:05,527 --> 00:08:07,483 Bumbly? 170 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:08,689 No bumbly here. 171 00:08:08,863 --> 00:08:11,479 No, it's Phil Philips. Larry's brother. You remember me. 172 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:13,740 No, I don't, I'm your average puppet, 173 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:15,275 minding his own business. 174 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:16,488 All right, well... 175 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:17,848 Whatever floats your boat, pal. 176 00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:19,533 Here's your chicks with big asses. 177 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:21,164 Uh, that's not mine. 178 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,120 I'm a businessman, going to do my business. 179 00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:25,831 And I certainly don't have a crippling addiction to porn. 180 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,746 - That's not yours? - No! 181 00:08:28,883 --> 00:08:30,419 Hey, you forgot your carrot. 182 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:32,584 - Not mine. 183 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:35,761 Fucking rabbits. 184 00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:38,389 Does that hurt? 185 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:41,677 Yes, you came here for pleasure! 186 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:44,392 But I will only give you pain! 187 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:47,607 - Oh, you like that? - Uh-huh. 188 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:50,268 Bark for me, bitch! Bark! 189 00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:53,029 Jesus Christ. 190 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,780 You are my slave. 191 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:57,442 I will make you do all sorts of things for me. 192 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,406 - Pick up my laundry. 193 00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:01,196 - Here we go. - Do my dishes. 194 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,160 Walk my dog. 195 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,789 I will pee on you like you're a hydrant. 196 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:08,749 - Do you want that? - Uh-huh. 197 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:10,163 Freaky-deaky. 198 00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:12,878 You are a disgusting fireman. 199 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:15,089 - Where is your dirty hose? 200 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:17,379 Where is your filthy hose? 201 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,014 Okay, uh, take it easy. We're... 202 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:21,516 I'm just gonna... 203 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:23,893 We're having a sale today, which is that 204 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,770 you can have anything you want. 205 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:27,771 Oh, cheesy, creasy. 206 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:31,150 Oh, god. This is oddly arousing. 207 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:32,731 I can't hold it! 208 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:36,356 Freeze, punk. 209 00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:44,663 What the... 210 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:52,254 Please, I have 48 kids. 211 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:55,508 Bingo. 212 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:58,761 Now a new kind of pleasure. 213 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:04,384 Hey, Vinny, I found it. 214 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:08,221 I'll bring it back when I... Jesus fluffing Christ! 215 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:09,809 Vinny! 216 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:14,353 Detective Connie Edwards. 217 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:16,192 LAPD, robbery homicide division. 218 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,197 We were partners once, back when I was a cop. 219 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:19,699 Look who's here. 220 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:21,780 Hey, why don't you sing us 221 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,570 a puppet song, sweetheart? 222 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:26,205 Oh, yeah, I'd love to. It goes a little like this. 223 00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:28,116 Fuck both of you. 224 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:30,330 Okay? We clear? 225 00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:32,145 By the way, nobody really wears their hat, 226 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:33,709 you dumb rookie. 227 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:39,256 Jesus. 228 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:42,300 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 229 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:43,475 Jesus. 230 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:45,387 Oh, Philips. 231 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:48,144 Figures you'd be in the center of this shitstorm. 232 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,154 Oh, okay. Hey, everybody, it's Sherlock Holmes, 233 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,556 world's greatest detective. 234 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,395 Hey, it's a pair of socks! 235 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:55,526 Very nice, very classy. 236 00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:57,107 I'm a witness, you asshole. 237 00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:58,647 - You wanna take it outside? Yeah. 238 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,427 - You know what I'm gonna do? What's that? 239 00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:02,054 I'm gonna shred you into little bitty pieces 240 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:04,364 and I'm gonna put you inside a king-size pillowcase 241 00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:06,619 and I'm gonna have the best goddamn sleep of my life. 242 00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:08,535 That's very clever, that's very clever. 243 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,550 Uh, did you pick that outfit out yourself, huh? 244 00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:11,872 Yeah, I un-sewed your mother 245 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:13,502 and I made a jacket out of her. 246 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,593 Nice. What a delicate little flower you are, huh? 247 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:18,340 - Yeah, thank you. - What the hell is going on here? 248 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,092 - Settle down. - He started it. 249 00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:22,174 - No, you started it. - You started it. 250 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:23,633 Good to see you, Phil. 251 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:25,288 Ah, it's great to see you, lieutenant. 252 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:28,726 And? And, "Good afternoon, Detective Edwards." 253 00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:29,977 Edwards. 254 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:32,184 Yeah, it looks like you got quite the little 255 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:33,723 shotgun murder on your hands here. 256 00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:36,142 They said you were in the back, but didn't hear anything. 257 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:37,647 That's not the Phil Philips I know. 258 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:40,279 Oh, well, uh, there was a porno blaring, 259 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:42,031 dogs barking, fire hoses. 260 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,534 - You don't wanna know, sir. - No, I don't. 261 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,114 Edwards, what do you see? 262 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:48,621 Looks like a robbery gone bad to me. 263 00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:51,032 Lieutenant, this wasn't a robbery. This was a hit. 264 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,496 What makes you think that? 265 00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:55,787 Well, because the robber didn't take the money. 266 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:58,047 Shitcakes. 267 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,083 Lieutenant, uh, the press is here. 268 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:02,297 - Wonderful. - Am I free to go, sir? 269 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:03,472 - No. - Yes. 270 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:06,052 - Yes, you are free to go. - No one asked you. 271 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,716 No. Why would we let him go? 272 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,930 It's none of your business why I can go or not. 273 00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:11,498 It's up to him, he's the lieutenant. 274 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:12,978 You are free to go. 275 00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:15,811 You need to go out the back while I talk to these cretins. 276 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,385 The last thing this department needs 277 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,106 is for anyone to see you here. 278 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,236 Yup, I'm still the department's 279 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:23,989 dirty little puppet secret, huh? 280 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,242 - Well, if the shoe fits. - Fuck you. 281 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:29,074 - Yeah, fuck you, too. - Fuck you more. 282 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:31,451 You're watching 283 00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:33,241 the puppet television network. 284 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,205 It's happytime! 285 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:36,540 Returning this fall, 286 00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:38,079 that motley crew of misfits 287 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,214 that entertained you throughout the "90s." 288 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,876 At home with Jenny, Coach Lyle, 289 00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:44,510 goofer the handyman, 290 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:46,217 Mr. Bumblypants, 291 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:48,757 and next door neighbors Ezra and Cara. 292 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,141 And, of course, 293 00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:51,391 Officer Larry Shenanigans. 294 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:52,642 Freeze! 295 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:55,897 You're under arrest for being too hot to handle. 296 00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:58,399 So tune in for the entire Happytime Gang, 297 00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:00,355 only on the puppet television network. 298 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:03,021 Syndication, baby brother. 299 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:05,815 I am gonna make a killing on those royalty checks. 300 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:07,655 Looks like I'll finally be able to pay off 301 00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,194 my scientology dues. 302 00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:11,533 Yeah, too bad you can't buy your old nose back. 303 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,073 All right, this nose has been 304 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:14,707 in more fluff than you can imagine. 305 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:18,495 So, uh, you're not concerned with Bumblypants being killed? 306 00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:20,433 Bumbly would've wanted to die in a porn shop. 307 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:21,588 That was his heaven. 308 00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:24,045 - Excuse me. - Hmm? 309 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,131 Are you Officer Shenanigans? 310 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:29,639 Uh, does this answer your question? 311 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,642 Freeze! You're under arrest for being... 312 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,552 - Too hot to handle! - Too hot to handle! 313 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,767 - Oh, my gosh! - You got it. 314 00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:40,399 Man, that is the greatest line of all time. 315 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:41,610 - Yeah. - I loved your show 316 00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,319 - when I was a kid. - Ah. 317 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,730 Are you a TV star, too? 318 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,523 Uh, no. I have a real job. 319 00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:48,987 Ah, yeah, me, too. 320 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,527 I sell weed. 321 00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,320 Don't tell Officer Shenanigans. 322 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:53,908 Uh-oh, someone's gonna get arrested. 323 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,243 Ah, don't do it. 324 00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:56,418 - Jesus Christ. - Hey. 325 00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,042 I'll stalk you later. I want a selfie. 326 00:13:58,212 --> 00:13:59,918 - All right. - Cool. 327 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,704 What a sweetheart she was. 328 00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:03,919 Damn it, Phil, Jesus! 329 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,458 Don't upset the fans. 330 00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:06,756 Oh, those are your fans now? 331 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:07,881 - Huh? Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. 332 00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:09,736 Sure, the ones that like that bleached skin 333 00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:11,131 and that human nose you got? 334 00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:13,220 You know what, Phil, the Happytime Gang 335 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:14,850 was groundbreaking, okay? 336 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,012 It was the first network show starring puppets 337 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,475 that was accepted by everyone. 338 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:19,934 People loved us, Phil. 339 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:23,192 Jeez, you don't have to deny the puppet part of yourself. 340 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,445 Phil, don't you remember when we were kids, huh? 341 00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:28,027 I used to love watching you dance. 342 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,907 Who bent your boner? 343 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:35,371 It's their world, and we just live in it. 344 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,998 - I know this is hard for you. - What is? 345 00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:40,376 That I'm the one who's going down in the history books. 346 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,707 Both Philips bros don't need to change the world. 347 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,338 You gave it a shot with your whole 348 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,295 trying-to-be-a-cop thing. 349 00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:49,882 Hey. I was a cop, and a damn good one. 350 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:54,174 Yeah, Phil, you were the first puppet cop and the last. 351 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:56,851 Move on. 352 00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,932 Larry... 353 00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:00,142 - What? - I love you. 354 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:01,396 What? Where are you going? 355 00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:04,317 But sometimes, you can be a real asshole. 356 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,486 You know, it's funny you should say that. 357 00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:10,114 I don't actually have my real asshole anymore either. 358 00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:12,991 Oh, Phil, it's on again. 359 00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:17,405 Oh, what a wonderful surprise. 360 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,915 What are you harassing me for this time, Edwards? 361 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,688 I just happen to like the milkshakes here. 362 00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:23,543 Oh, yeah? How many a day you up to now? 363 00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:25,454 Or, uh, you're just hitting the syrup, too? 364 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:27,419 You got to stop moving through the world 365 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,003 like the laws don't apply to you. 366 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:30,588 Excuse me, excuse me. 367 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,299 You know what? It'd serve you well 368 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,259 to remember who the detective is around here. 369 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,890 'Cause it ain't you, Philips. 370 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:37,345 Puppets aren't cops. 371 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,101 Yeah, well, you saw to that, didn't you? 372 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,112 I think you gotta take the credit for that one. 373 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,060 I mean, let's be honest. 374 00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:45,379 Puppets just don't seem to be able to handle themselves 375 00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:47,064 in extreme pressure situations. 376 00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:49,900 You know what? Stay out of my way if you don't wanna get hurt. 377 00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:51,074 Oh-ho-ho! 378 00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:53,528 All right, but what are you gonna do to me, huh? 379 00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:56,115 You know, one of these days, you're gonna slip up, 380 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,120 and I'm gonna be there waiting for you, Phil, 381 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,498 and I'm gonna take you down with extreme prejudice. 382 00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:02,329 Well, nice choice of words, asshole. 383 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,414 You know what? 384 00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:07,126 What are you doing? What the fuck are you doing to my car? 385 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,790 Goddamn son of a bitch. 386 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,458 Oh, I'm sorry, I must've slipped. 387 00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:15,345 You're a goddamn menace! 388 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,037 Some marksman. 389 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,285 Oh, brother. 390 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,209 "Puppet cops won't shoot other puppets." 391 00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:55,093 What a bunch of bullshit. 392 00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,596 Yeah, come on in. 393 00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:00,349 - Hey, boss. - Hey, dear. 394 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:04,229 I'm taking off. Do you wanna get a drink? 395 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:06,730 Uh, no, I beat you to it. 396 00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:08,607 Oh. 397 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,484 I'm just gonna sit here alone, 398 00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:13,522 get nostalgic, and drink till I pass out. 399 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:16,782 Don't waste your time, Mr. P. 400 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:19,660 Most folks will never understand puppets. 401 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:22,446 No matter what they look like on the outside, 402 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:25,332 they're fluffy and good on the inside. 403 00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:28,043 Not like people. 404 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,250 You got a big heart, kid. 405 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,792 Good night, Phil Philips. 406 00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:38,304 Good night, bubbles. 407 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,841 ♪ Never gonna give you up 408 00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:43,384 ♪ never gonna let you down... ♪ 409 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:44,563 Here we go. 410 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,345 Hey, you ready for this? 411 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:49,482 It's the Happytime Gang season 4 wrap party. 412 00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:51,734 Shot the video myself. 413 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:55,943 Hey, Larry coming to you live with the party cam! Whoo-hoo! 414 00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:58,779 Your skin was so blue and puppety back then. 415 00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:00,659 You're way hotter now. 416 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:03,492 Yeah, couple of felt tucks and a quarter-cup of bleach... 417 00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:05,497 Here I am. 418 00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:08,159 Let me see you work it, Bumblypants. 419 00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:10,453 Ooh! Ezra and Cara. 420 00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,246 Those two are cousins. 421 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,945 - They're married with kids now. - Ooh! 422 00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:16,713 Goofer, need a drink, buddy? 423 00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:18,423 No, I'm good. Thanks, Lawrence. 424 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:19,758 Goof! 425 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,968 Whoo! Lyley, the wildman! 426 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:25,681 There's Jenny. 427 00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:26,970 All right, freeze. 428 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:28,668 Here comes my brother with his partner. 429 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,101 Freeze, police! 430 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:33,689 We've had a lot of complaints regarding this party. 431 00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:36,320 That there's not enough Tequila! 432 00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:40,483 Phil used to be so much fun. 433 00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:42,652 - Hey, babe, you made it. - I'm off duty. 434 00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,616 Let's party all night. 435 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,372 Why don't you go and mix us up 436 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:48,908 a fresh batch of margaritas, huh? 437 00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:51,077 Oh, sure thing. 438 00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:54,084 Mmm-mmm! 439 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,044 Oh, yeah. 440 00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,630 I like your robe. 441 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,044 You like that? 442 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:02,008 Yeah, that blue matches my pubes. 443 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,017 Hey, britty! 444 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:12,898 Hurry back 'cause this hot tub 445 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:15,435 is too hot to handle without you. 446 00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:17,023 Coming! 447 00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:28,664 Hmm? 448 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:33,706 ♪ Girl, look at that body... ♪ 449 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:47,346 Bad dogs! Bad dogs! 450 00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:53,852 They were such bad, bad, bad dogs. 451 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,392 Larry! Get out of my way. Get out of my way! 452 00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,777 Where is he? I said get out of my way! 453 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:01,234 Phil, this isn't how you wanna remember Larry. 454 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:02,990 I just gotta see him. 455 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,526 Lieutenant, I think I found the murder weapon. 456 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,115 That fucking dog! 457 00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:09,049 - Get the dog out of here. - Okay, I'm sorry! 458 00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:14,706 Jesucristo. 459 00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:17,663 Looks like someone had themselves 460 00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:19,002 a real pinata party, huh? 461 00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,962 - Son of a... - Hey, now. 462 00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:29,050 Knock it off, you two. 463 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,344 Get your teeth out of my tit! 464 00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:34,639 - Get off! 465 00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:36,682 Ooh! 466 00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:38,726 You bit my dick! 467 00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:44,448 You two need to start behaving like goddamn adults. 468 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:45,448 I'm sorry. 469 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:48,281 I didn't recognize that it was Larry. 470 00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:51,289 I mean, he used to be, you know, a lot bluer. 471 00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:52,915 I don't know if that's PC to say. 472 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,871 What is that supposed to mean, a lot bluer? 473 00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:57,502 It means he was bluer before. I don't know how else to say... 474 00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:59,664 - I can't say "blue"? - Fucking racist. 475 00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:01,673 There was a time when you two were the most 476 00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:03,324 decorated officers in this department. 477 00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:05,712 Your clearance rates were double anybody else's. 478 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:07,471 What you had was magic. 479 00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:09,006 Just like when that motherfucker 480 00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:10,662 David Copperfield makes it snow inside. 481 00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,347 That's not even that good of a trick. 482 00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:15,012 It's, like, two mirrors and a laser, and I can do that. 483 00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:17,102 - You fucking Houdini now? - Maybe I am Houdini. 484 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,312 - I'd like to see you disappear. - Stop it! 485 00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:21,068 You're gonna work together on this. 486 00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:22,648 Uh, excuse me, what? 487 00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,108 Oh, come on! 488 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,523 This jackwad is the reason 489 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:27,566 that puppets can't be cops anymore. 490 00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:29,952 - He missed on purpose that day. - Not true. 491 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,238 Everybody knows puppets don't shoot puppets. 492 00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:33,997 The Philips code prohibits me 493 00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:35,499 from having a puppet as a partner. 494 00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,330 - That's true. - He's the Philips. 495 00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:38,899 - I'm Philips. - They hated him so much, 496 00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:40,413 they made a code about him. 497 00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:42,311 I'm not reinstating him as a police officer. 498 00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:44,083 I'm bringing him on as a consultant. 499 00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:46,923 Uh, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not working with this asshole. 500 00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:48,507 Well, right back at you. 501 00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:50,798 You wanna cry about it? I'll park you behind a desk. 502 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:53,888 You don't cooperate, and I'll bite you in the dick too. 503 00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:56,520 Look, lieutenant, nobody turns my brother 504 00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:58,476 into a chew toy and gets away with it. 505 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:02,018 I'm gonna catch the bastards who did these murders. 506 00:22:02,196 --> 00:22:03,811 Murders? 507 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:06,776 I mean, no offense, I don't wanna start anything, 508 00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:09,863 but, what, did I miss another body around here? 509 00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:13,279 No, whoever killed Larry also took out Mr. Bumblypants. 510 00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:15,914 Bumblypants was the target there. 511 00:22:16,085 --> 00:22:17,666 What's the connection? 512 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:20,453 The Happytime Gang. 513 00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,416 I hated the idea of having to work 514 00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:27,505 with a partner again, but I owed it to Larry. 515 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,090 He was my brother and, deep down, 516 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:30,721 I loved the dumb son of a bitch. 517 00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:33,007 What do you know about this Ronovan Scargle? 518 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:35,096 He produced the Happytime Gang, 519 00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:37,887 and he's your typical shyster, meat sack piece of shit. 520 00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:41,307 Can you roll down the window, for Christ's sake? 521 00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:47,484 Okay. Well, you know what, do you mind? 522 00:22:47,658 --> 00:22:50,400 You don't mind if I have one of your cigarettes, do you? 523 00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:52,034 - No, go ahead. You know what? 524 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:53,740 I'm gonna take two. 525 00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:59,416 Now we're... Now we're having a good time. 526 00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:01,077 Isn't it nice just to relax? 527 00:23:01,255 --> 00:23:04,964 That's delicious. It's like springtime in Beijing. 528 00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:09,942 We just wanna thank you for taking the time 529 00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:11,428 to speak with us today. 530 00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:13,305 Well, I'm always happy to indulge 531 00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:15,136 our local law enforcement, 532 00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:18,053 no matter how masculine and unkempt they are. 533 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:20,471 Ah, well, I didn't think I was unkempt. 534 00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:23,732 No, no, you're the masculine, he's the unkempt. 535 00:23:25,362 --> 00:23:26,852 Okay. 536 00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:30,819 We will just stick to, uh, some questions, okay? 537 00:23:30,993 --> 00:23:33,951 Now, do you have any idea why someone may want to murder 538 00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:36,282 Augustus Bumblypants or Larry Shenanigans? 539 00:23:36,457 --> 00:23:38,539 It's a tragedy, what happened. 540 00:23:38,709 --> 00:23:39,824 I gave your brother 541 00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:41,742 and Augustus Bumblypants their start. 542 00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:43,752 Yeah, you also gave him a bullshit deal 543 00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,379 where your cut was 60%. 544 00:23:45,549 --> 00:23:46,584 Hey. 545 00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:48,340 That is standard operating procedure. 546 00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:49,625 Puppets are dumb. 547 00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:52,419 Fucking dick. 548 00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:54,088 Well, we would like to take a look 549 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:55,906 at that contract for the syndication deal. 550 00:23:56,018 --> 00:23:58,134 Well, I'm afraid that's private information. 551 00:23:58,312 --> 00:23:59,912 And who would care about a puppet's share 552 00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:01,270 in a contract anyway, right? 553 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,120 I mean, all those little dummies want to do 554 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,266 is sing and dance, am I right? 555 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,059 What did you say, "dummies"? 556 00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:08,602 - Yeah, that is right. - Mmm-hmm. 557 00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:10,692 When you're right, you're right. 558 00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:13,528 I can't help noticing this impressive view. 559 00:24:13,702 --> 00:24:15,317 - Oh. - For an impressive man. 560 00:24:15,496 --> 00:24:16,986 Thank you very much. 561 00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:20,247 I don't take compliments well, but I get them all the time. 562 00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:22,749 That's charming. 563 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,410 Listen, you and I both know that 564 00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:26,203 these puppets wouldn't know a good deal 565 00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:28,498 if it was staring them right in the googly eyes. 566 00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:30,041 What the fuck did you just say? 567 00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:31,880 Hey, Phil, why don't you let 568 00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:34,966 the grownups talk for a minute, okay? 569 00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:36,175 Fuck. 570 00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:38,230 Don't worry, he retains very little information. 571 00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:41,185 Oh, my god, is that the ocean over there? 572 00:24:41,355 --> 00:24:42,936 Yep, that's the pacific. 573 00:24:43,107 --> 00:24:44,938 I had to lobby for two years... 574 00:24:45,109 --> 00:24:46,749 To get that children's hospital cleared 575 00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:48,267 to make that ocean view possible. 576 00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:49,810 Wow, here's the thing. 577 00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:53,197 You and I both know that this is like puppet bullshit here, 578 00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:55,278 but I'm just afraid this asshole 579 00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:57,534 is gonna make me pull a warrant. 580 00:24:57,705 --> 00:24:58,705 Oh, wha... 581 00:24:58,831 --> 00:24:59,911 What are these here? 582 00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:01,288 Please, don't touch my balls. 583 00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:02,698 They're made of Tibetan marble. 584 00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:04,688 - They're very expensive. - Don't touch his balls. 585 00:25:04,712 --> 00:25:08,671 Uh, I apologize, I didn't mean to cup your balls. 586 00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:11,173 Down there. What, do you have alligator arms? Get it! 587 00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:14,088 Okay, here's the thing. 588 00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:16,595 You seem great, 589 00:25:16,765 --> 00:25:19,222 and I don't wanna have to call a judge on you, you know, 590 00:25:19,393 --> 00:25:20,633 'cause you know that mess. 591 00:25:20,811 --> 00:25:23,223 But little puppets have big mouths, right? 592 00:25:23,397 --> 00:25:25,262 I have puppet servants at home, 593 00:25:25,441 --> 00:25:28,729 and they get real uppity if I don't keep them in line... 594 00:25:30,404 --> 00:25:32,360 Holy shitcakes! 595 00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:34,362 - Have you lost your mind? - Fuck him. 596 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:35,773 How else was I supposed to get 597 00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:37,429 that fucking thing without him seeing it? 598 00:25:37,453 --> 00:25:39,305 Literally, any other way than what you just did. 599 00:25:39,329 --> 00:25:40,329 Any other way. 600 00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:41,992 Oh, yeah? I never knocked a guy out 601 00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:44,031 with his own balls before. 602 00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:47,576 According to the contract, 603 00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:49,040 the Happytime Gang TV show 604 00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:50,920 is about to be sold into syndication. 605 00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:53,924 "The seven principal Happytime Gang cast members" 606 00:25:54,094 --> 00:25:56,585 "are guaranteed to split the $10 million up front." 607 00:25:56,764 --> 00:25:58,379 - $10 million? - Right. 608 00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,969 Now, "if a member dies", 609 00:26:01,143 --> 00:26:03,179 "then his or her spouse gets the share." 610 00:26:03,353 --> 00:26:04,763 "If there is no spouse," 611 00:26:04,938 --> 00:26:06,599 "then the share is divided equally" 612 00:26:06,774 --> 00:26:09,106 "among the remaining living cast members." 613 00:26:09,276 --> 00:26:10,796 Hmm. So, Ronovan really doesn't benefit 614 00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:11,903 if the cast shrinks. 615 00:26:12,029 --> 00:26:13,394 Yeah, I guess I didn't have to 616 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:14,982 knock him out with his own balls. 617 00:26:15,157 --> 00:26:17,318 Yeah, well, somebody from inside the Happytime Gang 618 00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:19,449 is looking for a bigger piece of the pie. 619 00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:21,281 Yeah, and they're not gonna stop 620 00:26:21,455 --> 00:26:22,849 until they're the only one left standing. 621 00:26:22,873 --> 00:26:24,513 At least then we'd know who the killer is. 622 00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:27,373 All right, just slow down. Here comes the street up here. 623 00:26:27,544 --> 00:26:29,580 To find the killer, we heeded to look into 624 00:26:29,755 --> 00:26:32,167 the remaining Happytime Gang members one by one. 625 00:26:32,341 --> 00:26:34,002 We started down on skittle row, 626 00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:35,507 the stuffing ghetto 627 00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:37,557 where the sugar is cheap and the sex is cheaper. 628 00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:39,544 Looks like, uh, coach Lyle's 629 00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:41,839 got himself a bit of a criminal record. 630 00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:43,973 You know, back in the Happytime Gang days, 631 00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:45,509 Lyle was as straight as an arrow. 632 00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:47,803 Well, looks like his arrow got bent. 633 00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:49,346 This is it. 634 00:26:49,525 --> 00:26:51,085 Okay, can we please just be professional 635 00:26:51,151 --> 00:26:52,516 and keep a low profile? 636 00:26:52,694 --> 00:26:53,774 Of course. 637 00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:01,530 - Hey, look, it's the NRA. - Get in here. 638 00:27:01,703 --> 00:27:03,318 Okay, all right. Take it easy. 639 00:27:03,497 --> 00:27:04,777 - Take it easy. - Come here, you. 640 00:27:04,915 --> 00:27:06,871 - Come on. - All right, all right! 641 00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:10,375 Phil Philips, what a surprise. It's been a while. 642 00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:11,546 Hey, Lyle. 643 00:27:11,588 --> 00:27:13,249 Hate to be the bearer of bad news, 644 00:27:13,423 --> 00:27:15,755 but we don't allow humans in our game. 645 00:27:15,926 --> 00:27:17,632 Oh, no, no, no, Walt, you don't understand. 646 00:27:17,803 --> 00:27:20,294 - Uh, she's not all human. - Shut up, Phil. 647 00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:21,992 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 648 00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:23,680 Edwards, tell them. 649 00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:27,138 Fine. I have a puppet liver. 650 00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:29,849 Wow. 651 00:27:30,023 --> 00:27:31,934 - Bullshit. Prove it. - No way. 652 00:27:32,109 --> 00:27:33,109 Bring her ass over here. 653 00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:34,399 What you gonna do? Cut me open? 654 00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:36,106 - Roxy? Yeah. 655 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,396 Look at this, Sacramento red hot. 656 00:27:38,574 --> 00:27:40,360 Grade-a hyper sucrose. 657 00:27:40,534 --> 00:27:43,367 It'll put a human in a diabetic coma for a month, 658 00:27:43,537 --> 00:27:46,074 but to a puppet, pure ecstasy. 659 00:27:46,248 --> 00:27:47,533 I'm not doing that. 660 00:27:47,708 --> 00:27:50,290 Do it, meat sack, take it. 661 00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:01,669 Huh...! 662 00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:06,511 Oh, sorry about your dead human friend, Philips. 663 00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:08,550 Wait for it. 664 00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:12,016 Whoo! 665 00:28:12,191 --> 00:28:14,682 That is good shit. 666 00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:16,066 Well, fuck me! 667 00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:18,318 Maybe. 668 00:28:18,488 --> 00:28:20,604 She said she might. That's funny! 669 00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:23,364 Hey! 670 00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:26,151 Shit, this woman crazy. 671 00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:28,742 Somebody get more of this! 672 00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:31,032 Boy, that's great! 673 00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:33,997 Hey, wait a minute, now. Put that... no, don't do that. 674 00:28:38,342 --> 00:28:39,582 We're laughing together. 675 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,297 You're my favorite! 676 00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:45,963 Half-puppet cop? 677 00:28:46,141 --> 00:28:47,506 Never heard of that before. 678 00:28:47,684 --> 00:28:49,299 Yeah, tell me about it. 679 00:28:49,478 --> 00:28:51,093 Hey, uh, listen, I need to ask you 680 00:28:51,271 --> 00:28:52,636 a few questions, if you don't mind. 681 00:28:52,814 --> 00:28:53,849 Oh, oh, sure, sure. 682 00:28:54,024 --> 00:28:56,060 Listen, I'm sorry about Larry, man. 683 00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:59,648 He was all right, even after the bleach job. 684 00:28:59,821 --> 00:29:00,821 Yeah, thanks. 685 00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:02,506 You know, most fleshies don't give a fuck 686 00:29:02,532 --> 00:29:03,988 when one of us drops. 687 00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:05,820 That doesn't make it okay. 688 00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:07,700 You're absolutely right. 689 00:29:07,871 --> 00:29:09,611 Here's to Larry, man. 690 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:12,911 To Larry. 691 00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:16,418 Yeah, ashes to ashes, and fluff to fluff, man. 692 00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:19,955 Flush to the motherfucking queen. 693 00:29:20,133 --> 00:29:22,670 Eat it so much, bitch. 694 00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:27,929 I'd love to eat it so much, 695 00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:29,556 but I have a sensitive tummy, 696 00:29:29,726 --> 00:29:32,138 which may be because I got a full boat, 697 00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:35,224 you kremlin piece of shit. 698 00:29:35,399 --> 00:29:37,105 Oh, it's okay, babe... 699 00:29:38,902 --> 00:29:41,143 Get me some more lean. 700 00:29:41,321 --> 00:29:44,108 - Oh, okay. - Motherfucking bitch. 701 00:29:45,909 --> 00:29:49,401 I just never really cared for that word, if you must know. 702 00:29:49,579 --> 00:29:53,288 You're one crazy fucking bitch. 703 00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:54,789 Bitches be crazy. 704 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,825 "Bitches be crazy," right? 705 00:29:57,004 --> 00:29:58,494 Am I right? I mean, that guy knows. 706 00:29:58,672 --> 00:30:01,789 Yeah, you're really nailing my views on women. 707 00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:04,754 Right, and we know. Women... women love you? 708 00:30:04,928 --> 00:30:06,509 They do not. They decline. 709 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:08,716 Here's the thing, though. 710 00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:11,097 Would a crazy fucking bitch do this? 711 00:30:11,268 --> 00:30:12,678 Wasteful. 712 00:30:12,853 --> 00:30:15,185 Maybe, but a crazy bitch would do this. 713 00:30:15,355 --> 00:30:16,686 - Oh 714 00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:21,399 Peekaboo! 715 00:30:26,408 --> 00:30:27,443 Huh! 716 00:30:34,583 --> 00:30:36,323 How about you apologize to Roxy 717 00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:39,618 and all the other fine ladies here tonight 718 00:30:39,796 --> 00:30:42,003 for your disparaging remarks? 719 00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:43,914 Yeah, junkyard! 720 00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:46,754 I'm sorry, bitches. 721 00:30:46,928 --> 00:30:49,590 Ah, ah, ah! Better tone, same shitty words. 722 00:30:49,765 --> 00:30:51,130 Let's try it again. 723 00:30:51,308 --> 00:30:55,426 I'm sorry, beautiful ladies. 724 00:30:55,604 --> 00:30:57,720 - Oh. - Aww! 725 00:30:57,898 --> 00:30:59,854 How does that feel, roxy? 726 00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:01,390 Better. 727 00:31:01,568 --> 00:31:03,058 I. I feel better. 728 00:31:03,236 --> 00:31:04,726 Oh, you feel better, too? 729 00:31:04,905 --> 00:31:06,520 Oh, not really our goal. 730 00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:08,859 Get a diaper for your fucking mouth. 731 00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:10,570 Yes. 732 00:31:10,744 --> 00:31:12,780 You're gonna feel that tomorrow. 733 00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:18,865 I hope you don't mind me asking, 734 00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:21,204 but what the hell happened to all your Happytime money? 735 00:31:21,254 --> 00:31:22,994 Shit. After Loretta and the kids left, 736 00:31:23,173 --> 00:31:26,415 I blew all that cream on panty-pie and poody-glitter. 737 00:31:26,593 --> 00:31:28,504 Oh, jeez, I'm sorry to hear that. 738 00:31:28,678 --> 00:31:30,043 You know where you're going? 739 00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:31,632 Right up my snoot. 740 00:31:31,807 --> 00:31:33,843 That's where you... You're gonna go. 741 00:31:34,017 --> 00:31:35,882 "Where are we going? Where will we live?" 742 00:31:36,061 --> 00:31:37,972 In my nose! 743 00:31:40,023 --> 00:31:43,390 Hey, uh, who are your friends? 744 00:31:44,694 --> 00:31:46,275 Gonna scope it out. 745 00:31:46,446 --> 00:31:47,811 Lyle, stay. Don't do that. 746 00:31:47,989 --> 00:31:50,196 Jesus Christ. This is not a good idea. 747 00:31:51,243 --> 00:31:52,574 You see anything? 748 00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:54,109 They're not friends of mine. 749 00:31:54,287 --> 00:31:55,823 Oh, shit, Lyle! 750 00:31:57,791 --> 00:31:59,452 Whoo! 751 00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:03,627 Holy... 752 00:32:03,797 --> 00:32:04,832 Ow! 753 00:32:09,511 --> 00:32:12,548 All right. Son of a bitch. 754 00:32:17,060 --> 00:32:18,596 LAPD! 755 00:32:20,730 --> 00:32:22,470 Where the fuck were you? 756 00:32:22,649 --> 00:32:24,139 - I was in the can. - Doing what? 757 00:32:24,317 --> 00:32:25,602 Can stuff! 758 00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:27,642 Jesus Christ. 759 00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:31,530 - Just hold your shit together. - Okay. I am. 760 00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:33,281 I have my shit held together. 761 00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:35,158 What the hell happened here? 762 00:32:35,328 --> 00:32:36,443 Well, somebody was trying 763 00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:38,612 to make it look like an old-school drive-by. 764 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:41,202 Look, lieutenant, this makes three 765 00:32:41,376 --> 00:32:44,368 Happytime Gang cast members dead in a week. 766 00:32:45,755 --> 00:32:47,495 May I say something now? 767 00:32:48,842 --> 00:32:49,842 Please, go. What? 768 00:32:50,010 --> 00:32:51,966 I'd also like to point out that that makes three 769 00:32:52,137 --> 00:32:53,968 happytime cast members dead within the week. 770 00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:56,505 - 1 just said that. - You both just said it. 771 00:32:56,683 --> 00:32:59,015 Well, then we're fighting on the same side. 772 00:32:59,186 --> 00:33:01,268 It's like we're apache-comanche together, 773 00:33:01,438 --> 00:33:02,928 and no one's... 774 00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:05,848 No one's coming in with the suit jackets made 775 00:33:06,026 --> 00:33:07,891 and taking over their land. 776 00:33:08,069 --> 00:33:09,184 What are you talking about? 777 00:33:09,362 --> 00:33:10,772 I'm talking about apaches. 778 00:33:10,947 --> 00:33:12,733 Apaches? What? What did you say? 779 00:33:12,908 --> 00:33:14,819 We owe them. 780 00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:17,575 I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. 781 00:33:17,746 --> 00:33:19,862 Can we just stick to what's going on here, please? 782 00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:21,530 - I'd love to. I'd love to. - Okay. 783 00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:22,823 What's your deal, Edwards? 784 00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:24,866 My deal? I'm a Virgo. 785 00:33:25,045 --> 00:33:28,253 Um, I'm not currently seeing anybody, but I'm hopeful. 786 00:33:28,423 --> 00:33:30,343 - Not the dating game. - She's got a little cold. 787 00:33:30,425 --> 00:33:32,336 She's taking medication, right, for the cold. 788 00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:34,172 - So she gets a little loopy. Aw. 789 00:33:34,346 --> 00:33:36,678 - I am getting a little loopy. - Stop it. 790 00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:38,588 - Back to this. - Yeah. Thank you. 791 00:33:38,767 --> 00:33:40,119 So what are we gonna do, lieutenant? 792 00:33:40,143 --> 00:33:41,929 I can put a black and white on Jenny, 793 00:33:42,103 --> 00:33:44,059 but Ezra and Cara live in Lancaster. 794 00:33:44,231 --> 00:33:45,596 That's out of my jurisdiction. 795 00:33:45,774 --> 00:33:47,765 And nobody even knows where goofer is. 796 00:33:47,943 --> 00:33:49,308 Reportedly, he was last sighted 797 00:33:49,486 --> 00:33:50,942 somewhere near the Santa Monica pier. 798 00:33:51,112 --> 00:33:53,273 Also, I have also noted that 799 00:33:53,448 --> 00:33:55,814 that's three happytime cast members 800 00:33:55,992 --> 00:33:57,653 that have been killed in one week. 801 00:33:57,827 --> 00:33:59,658 What the fuck? 802 00:34:01,331 --> 00:34:03,196 The next morning, we decided it'd be smarter 803 00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:06,082 if we quit holding each other's proverbial dicks and split up. 804 00:34:06,253 --> 00:34:08,231 Edwards headed out to the beach to look for goofer, 805 00:34:08,255 --> 00:34:10,211 and I stopped by the office to check in. 806 00:34:10,382 --> 00:34:12,589 - Hey, Mr. p. - Heya, bubbles. 807 00:34:12,759 --> 00:34:13,759 Any calls? 808 00:34:13,843 --> 00:34:15,708 No, but Sandra white is in your office. 809 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:19,220 Oh, shit. I completely forgot about that. 810 00:34:21,518 --> 00:34:22,758 There she was. 811 00:34:22,936 --> 00:34:24,517 Her hair red like fire. 812 00:34:24,688 --> 00:34:26,974 Her ass hot like... fire. 813 00:34:28,275 --> 00:34:29,560 Ms. white. 814 00:34:31,278 --> 00:34:34,862 Mr. Philips, the blackmailer sent another note. 815 00:34:35,031 --> 00:34:36,817 There's a photo this time. 816 00:34:38,994 --> 00:34:41,406 Jenny Peterson. Of course I knew her. 817 00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:43,320 The one human member of the Happytime Gang 818 00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:45,238 and a sexy skeleton in my closet. 819 00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:46,873 It was taken at a place called... 820 00:34:47,043 --> 00:34:48,158 Star showgirls. 821 00:34:48,336 --> 00:34:50,372 I recognize the pole. 822 00:34:50,547 --> 00:34:53,414 I sometimes enjoy the company of a lady. 823 00:34:53,592 --> 00:34:55,128 Hell, who doesn't? 824 00:34:55,302 --> 00:34:57,509 Um, can you think of anyone 825 00:34:57,679 --> 00:34:59,510 who could be behind this? 826 00:34:59,681 --> 00:35:01,296 That's just the thing. 827 00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:05,680 I have quite an appetite. 828 00:35:05,854 --> 00:35:08,846 You seem shocked. 829 00:35:09,899 --> 00:35:12,265 Have I made you uncomfortable? 830 00:35:12,444 --> 00:35:13,854 A little. 831 00:35:14,029 --> 00:35:15,860 I have something for that. 832 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:18,980 Hey, hey. Hey, what's gotten into you? 833 00:35:19,159 --> 00:35:20,774 I'm hoping you. 834 00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:22,817 Okay. Okay. Okay. 835 00:35:22,996 --> 00:35:24,532 There's a little voice in my head 836 00:35:24,706 --> 00:35:26,412 that is saying, "this is not a good idea." 837 00:35:26,583 --> 00:35:29,450 Tell it to shut up and watch. 838 00:35:34,883 --> 00:35:36,589 What's it gonna be, Phil? 839 00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:45,135 - Yeah! - Yes! 840 00:35:47,354 --> 00:35:48,935 Oh, hello. 841 00:35:49,105 --> 00:35:50,720 Lieutenant banning, police. 842 00:35:50,899 --> 00:35:52,560 Bubbles, secretary. 843 00:35:52,734 --> 00:35:54,099 Is Phil in? 844 00:35:54,277 --> 00:35:55,608 Oh, here we go! 845 00:35:55,779 --> 00:35:57,895 Wait, wait, wait, wait! 846 00:35:58,073 --> 00:36:00,029 Well, he's in something. 847 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:01,927 - Here comes the choo-choo! - Yeah, choo-choo. 848 00:36:01,951 --> 00:36:03,441 Yeah. I'm a freight train. 849 00:36:03,620 --> 00:36:04,735 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 850 00:36:04,913 --> 00:36:06,744 I'm the caboose, baby! 851 00:36:06,915 --> 00:36:08,325 Oh, boy. 852 00:36:10,460 --> 00:36:11,825 He's servicing a client right now. 853 00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:13,243 Can I get you a coffee? 854 00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:14,957 - Yes! - Faster, faster, faster! 855 00:36:15,131 --> 00:36:17,292 - Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! - Is that what I think it is? 856 00:36:19,302 --> 00:36:20,838 Well, what do you think it is? 857 00:36:23,890 --> 00:36:25,881 Here I go. Here I go. Here I go. 858 00:36:26,059 --> 00:36:27,515 Give it to me! 859 00:36:30,647 --> 00:36:33,764 Oh, baby. Oh, my! 860 00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:41,484 Yeah! Yeah! 861 00:36:44,494 --> 00:36:46,030 Oh, oh, oh, oh... 862 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:48,195 I'm lightheaded, I'm lightheaded. 863 00:36:48,373 --> 00:36:50,079 Oh, my! 864 00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:52,411 Oh, yes. 865 00:36:55,964 --> 00:37:00,003 Oh, yes, yes! 866 00:37:00,176 --> 00:37:02,132 Oh, yes! 867 00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:08,222 You boys want some fiddle faddle? 868 00:37:08,393 --> 00:37:11,260 No, I do not. 869 00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:17,398 Clean up on aisle Phil. 870 00:37:18,778 --> 00:37:21,611 Hope your meeting is as satisfying as mine was. 871 00:37:22,657 --> 00:37:24,022 Have a nice day. 872 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,737 Wait, wait, wait. Wait for... wait... 873 00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:29,402 Oh, hey. Hey, lieutenant. 874 00:37:29,581 --> 00:37:32,323 - Hey, Phil. - Uh, who's your friend? 875 00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:35,242 - Special agent Campbell, FBI. - What a pleasure. 876 00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:37,820 We need to discuss where you were when the murders went down. 877 00:37:37,964 --> 00:37:39,920 All right. Let me, uh... 878 00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:41,206 How about you come with us, 879 00:37:41,384 --> 00:37:43,090 so we can ask you some questions? 880 00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:45,547 That's fine, let me just tidy up for a sec. 881 00:37:45,722 --> 00:37:47,303 Excuse me. 882 00:37:55,899 --> 00:37:58,185 - Shit! - God damn it! 883 00:37:58,359 --> 00:38:00,771 I want an apb out on that sock now! 884 00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:03,311 - Agent Campbell... - This is out of your hands. 885 00:38:09,037 --> 00:38:11,574 You just got a little something on your arm. 886 00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:19,377 - Have you seen this guy? - No. 887 00:38:19,547 --> 00:38:20,662 - Anything? - No. 888 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:22,205 Seen this guy? 889 00:38:22,383 --> 00:38:23,748 Sorry. 890 00:38:23,927 --> 00:38:26,464 - Have you seen this guy? - No, sorry. 891 00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:28,128 You seen this guy? 892 00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:30,092 How you doing? Uh, I'm looking for this guy. 893 00:38:30,266 --> 00:38:31,847 Have you seen him? 894 00:38:32,018 --> 00:38:34,384 I sense that you are searching. 895 00:38:34,562 --> 00:38:36,598 Yeah, I just told you I was looking for a guy, 896 00:38:36,773 --> 00:38:38,626 so you knowing that does not mean you're psychic. 897 00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:40,015 It means you can hear me. 898 00:38:40,193 --> 00:38:42,024 Just tell me, yes or no, have you seen him? 899 00:38:42,195 --> 00:38:43,401 No. I ain't seen him. 900 00:38:43,571 --> 00:38:45,107 Now, fuck off. You're bad for business. 901 00:38:45,281 --> 00:38:46,646 Yeah, go fuck yourself. 902 00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:48,361 - Fuck you. - Fuck you, too! 903 00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:51,450 Hey, man. Have you seen this puppet? 904 00:38:51,621 --> 00:38:53,407 Hmm. You know, I think he... 905 00:38:53,581 --> 00:38:54,946 Jacob, we don't talk to meat sacks. 906 00:38:55,124 --> 00:38:56,519 - Jesus Christ. - Yeah, what Chuck said. 907 00:38:56,543 --> 00:38:57,578 Oh, show us your titties! 908 00:38:57,752 --> 00:38:59,162 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, come on. 909 00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:00,940 That can't actually be your shtick with women. 910 00:39:00,964 --> 00:39:02,920 That has never worked for you, am I right? 911 00:39:03,091 --> 00:39:04,171 - Sure it does. - Never. 912 00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:05,582 - It does. - Doesn't. 913 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:06,920 - Once. - I doubt that. 914 00:39:07,095 --> 00:39:08,335 I doubt that very much for you. 915 00:39:08,513 --> 00:39:10,233 Come on, I can tell you've had crabs before. 916 00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:11,804 - Yeah, come on... - I told you! 917 00:39:11,975 --> 00:39:13,511 - No, Chuck! Chuck! - I warned you. 918 00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:14,765 Oh, Chuck! Chuck! 919 00:39:14,936 --> 00:39:16,096 Oh, yeah, she wants me! 920 00:39:16,271 --> 00:39:17,477 Okay, all right. 921 00:39:17,647 --> 00:39:18,853 Have you seen this puppet? 922 00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:21,105 All's I know is, is that he's a real sugar smack, 923 00:39:21,276 --> 00:39:22,996 and he's probably holed up in that sugar den 924 00:39:23,111 --> 00:39:24,521 over on San Julian street. 925 00:39:24,696 --> 00:39:26,527 - Thank you. Jesus Christ. You're welcome. 926 00:39:26,698 --> 00:39:27,938 I gotta work for that? 927 00:39:28,116 --> 00:39:31,654 Oh! No! You don't... ow! 928 00:39:31,828 --> 00:39:33,489 If you're gonna eat it, you don't get it. 929 00:39:33,663 --> 00:39:34,994 I'm hungry. 930 00:39:35,164 --> 00:39:37,530 Well, you should've bought 20 bucks of food, dumb-ass. 931 00:39:37,709 --> 00:39:39,745 I knew if the feds had me in the slammer, 932 00:39:39,919 --> 00:39:41,639 there's no way I could find the real killer. 933 00:39:41,671 --> 00:39:43,957 Most of all, I wanted to protect my old flame, Jenny. 934 00:39:44,132 --> 00:39:46,088 I still had a soft spot for her. 935 00:39:46,259 --> 00:39:48,170 Hell, I still had a hard spot for her. 936 00:39:48,344 --> 00:39:49,709 All units advised. 937 00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:52,379 Be on the lookout for ex-puppet cop Phil Philips. 938 00:39:52,557 --> 00:39:54,343 Blue male, three and a half feet tall. 939 00:39:54,517 --> 00:39:57,304 Last seen fleeing on foot from 1643.. 940 00:39:57,478 --> 00:39:58,968 Oh, boy. 941 00:39:59,147 --> 00:40:00,947 - Her makeup is so tasteful. - Humana, humana! 942 00:40:00,982 --> 00:40:02,643 - Look at that! - Oh, wow! 943 00:40:02,817 --> 00:40:05,684 - Yeah, twirl, baby! - Yes! Carousel. 944 00:40:05,862 --> 00:40:08,353 This is arousing my Peter rabbit. 945 00:40:08,531 --> 00:40:10,396 She's got her hands on my carrot! 946 00:40:10,575 --> 00:40:12,095 Give me the carrot. Give me the carrot. 947 00:40:12,201 --> 00:40:13,486 Is this the carrot? 948 00:40:13,661 --> 00:40:17,119 We are not in the briar patch anymore, boys. Whoo! 949 00:40:17,290 --> 00:40:19,030 You want some carrot, huh? 950 00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:22,166 Oh, yeah. Give it to us. Give it to us. 951 00:40:22,337 --> 00:40:23,702 - Make it rain! - Peel on me. 952 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:25,416 It feels like easter in my pants. 953 00:40:27,508 --> 00:40:28,508 Bite the tip! 954 00:40:33,181 --> 00:40:35,388 Jenny, the one that got away. 955 00:40:35,558 --> 00:40:37,219 As you can see, she's the kind of girl 956 00:40:37,393 --> 00:40:38,633 you take home to momma. 957 00:40:38,811 --> 00:40:40,347 I just made carrot soup! 958 00:40:40,521 --> 00:40:42,352 Well, hello. 959 00:40:42,523 --> 00:40:44,501 I didn't think you were coming around here no more. 960 00:40:44,525 --> 00:40:46,186 We need to talk. 961 00:40:46,361 --> 00:40:48,101 Okay. Give me a minute. 962 00:40:49,989 --> 00:40:51,229 I don't know her. 963 00:40:51,407 --> 00:40:53,010 I can't remember every puppet comes in here 964 00:40:53,034 --> 00:40:54,319 to get her freak on. 965 00:40:54,494 --> 00:40:56,530 All right, fair enough. 966 00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:03,287 You know, what is it with this casual attitude? 967 00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:04,951 Well, how am I supposed to be? 968 00:41:05,129 --> 00:41:06,489 Well, you might be a little worried 969 00:41:06,631 --> 00:41:08,041 since three Happytime Gang members 970 00:41:08,216 --> 00:41:09,922 are dead and you could be next. 971 00:41:10,093 --> 00:41:11,879 I'm trying not to think about it. 972 00:41:12,929 --> 00:41:14,260 I got cops on me. 973 00:41:14,430 --> 00:41:16,091 I don't know what you expect me to do. 974 00:41:16,265 --> 00:41:17,380 I gotta keep working 975 00:41:17,558 --> 00:41:19,161 till the money from the show comes through. 976 00:41:19,185 --> 00:41:20,425 What do I want you to do? 977 00:41:20,603 --> 00:41:22,218 I want you to take it more seriously. 978 00:41:22,397 --> 00:41:23,512 Jesus Christ, Phil. 979 00:41:23,690 --> 00:41:26,432 Can't you see I'm trying, you know, to... 980 00:41:28,111 --> 00:41:30,272 I'm trying to forget about all that. 981 00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:33,859 You were always so controlling. 982 00:41:34,033 --> 00:41:35,523 All right, I'm sorry. 983 00:41:36,911 --> 00:41:38,367 I loved you. 984 00:41:38,538 --> 00:41:40,449 Hey. Hey... 985 00:41:40,623 --> 00:41:43,535 I just don't want to see you get hurt, all right? 986 00:41:48,297 --> 00:41:50,037 Hey. Hey, hey. You want some sugar? 987 00:41:50,216 --> 00:41:51,547 Glucose, fructose, corn syrup... 988 00:41:51,718 --> 00:41:53,174 - No, thanks. - Hey, hey. 989 00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:55,005 - Hey, fella. - Hey, handsome. 990 00:41:55,179 --> 00:41:56,840 Are you looking for some rotten cotton? 991 00:41:57,015 --> 00:41:58,050 I'm a woman. 992 00:41:59,934 --> 00:42:01,720 - That's okay. - Yeah, that's even better. 993 00:42:01,894 --> 00:42:03,555 Got good time for you. 994 00:42:04,981 --> 00:42:07,063 You live your truth, baby. 995 00:42:07,233 --> 00:42:09,315 ♪ Peanut buttercup... j 996 00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:15,780 ♪ gonna get fucked up, sugar... & 997 00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:18,692 better get that damn light out of my eye. 998 00:42:20,288 --> 00:42:22,279 - Goofer. Yeah? 999 00:42:22,457 --> 00:42:24,948 - Hey. Goofer. - Mmm-hmm. 1000 00:42:27,420 --> 00:42:29,081 Ugh. God. 1001 00:42:29,255 --> 00:42:31,587 Ahem. Are you kidding me? 1002 00:42:31,758 --> 00:42:35,797 Do you have some sugar for goofer, friend? 1003 00:42:35,970 --> 00:42:37,426 I just want to know what you know 1004 00:42:37,597 --> 00:42:38,962 about the happytime murders. 1005 00:42:39,140 --> 00:42:41,131 Oh, goofer give you happy time. 1006 00:42:41,309 --> 00:42:45,803 For 50 cents, I'll suck your dick. 1007 00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:47,095 Well, it's a great price. 1008 00:42:47,273 --> 00:42:49,434 It makes me wish I had a dick for you to suck. 1009 00:42:49,609 --> 00:42:53,227 Yeah. I'm gonna, um, take that as a yes. 1010 00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:54,689 God damn it! 1011 00:42:54,864 --> 00:42:57,571 Do not come at me like that. 1012 00:42:57,742 --> 00:42:59,403 Do you want me to go for my gun? 1013 00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:03,786 No. Unless you're talking about your penis. 1014 00:43:03,956 --> 00:43:05,196 Then maybe. 1015 00:43:05,374 --> 00:43:06,955 Hey, you don't come at me like that. 1016 00:43:07,126 --> 00:43:10,243 For 50 cents, goofer will give you a felty. 1017 00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:11,911 A felty? No. 1018 00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:15,253 I'll give you what I call the "continental hot sock." 1019 00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:17,667 I don't want anything hot from you. 1020 00:43:17,845 --> 00:43:20,177 I will need a gallon of kombucha 1021 00:43:20,348 --> 00:43:21,713 and some oatmeal. 1022 00:43:21,891 --> 00:43:23,597 - No. - It's only 50 cents. 1023 00:43:23,768 --> 00:43:24,974 Just answer my question. 1024 00:43:25,144 --> 00:43:26,747 What do you know about the happytime murders? 1025 00:43:26,771 --> 00:43:29,012 They're married. The wife. 1026 00:43:29,190 --> 00:43:32,182 Married? Whose wife? What did you say? 1027 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:33,645 The wife. Where? 1028 00:43:33,820 --> 00:43:35,731 Yeah. You've got it. The wife of who? 1029 00:43:35,905 --> 00:43:37,520 You're my wife? 1030 00:43:37,698 --> 00:43:38,978 I don't remember getting married, 1031 00:43:39,033 --> 00:43:41,319 but you're pretty cute for a fella in a suit. 1032 00:43:41,494 --> 00:43:44,986 I said "wife" because you said "wife". Are you saying wife? 1033 00:43:45,164 --> 00:43:47,496 The wife! 1034 00:43:51,254 --> 00:43:53,245 The wife... 1035 00:44:02,890 --> 00:44:04,426 Oh! 1036 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,682 I peed on that mirror. 1037 00:44:06,853 --> 00:44:10,016 You better get checked 'cause that shit is salty. 1038 00:44:11,899 --> 00:44:13,435 It's fine, I know the plan. 1039 00:44:13,609 --> 00:44:16,146 I'll call you when I check into a motel. All right? 1040 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,402 - You promise? - Yeah. I promise. 1041 00:44:18,573 --> 00:44:20,279 I just want you to be safe. 1042 00:44:21,617 --> 00:44:24,074 Do you remember the first time you ever walked me to my car? 1043 00:44:24,245 --> 00:44:25,860 Of course I do. 1044 00:44:26,038 --> 00:44:27,494 It was the first time we met. 1045 00:44:27,665 --> 00:44:30,873 Larry's birthday at the, uh... 1046 00:44:31,043 --> 00:44:32,453 - The formosa. - The formosa. 1047 00:44:32,628 --> 00:44:33,743 Yeah. 1048 00:44:33,921 --> 00:44:35,752 Yeah, you were so sweet. 1049 00:44:35,923 --> 00:44:38,539 Making sure I was safe. 1050 00:44:38,718 --> 00:44:40,834 Well, I'd never met anyone like you before. 1051 00:44:42,763 --> 00:44:46,631 You ever feel like me and you should, um... 1052 00:44:49,770 --> 00:44:51,601 Start over? 1053 00:44:53,065 --> 00:44:54,851 Oh, Jenny, I'm poison. 1054 00:44:55,026 --> 00:44:57,768 I poisoned me and you, I poisoned my career. 1055 00:44:57,945 --> 00:45:00,061 Hell, I poisoned every good puppet's chance 1056 00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:01,524 of ever becoming a cop. 1057 00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:03,655 - That wasn't your fault. - It doesn't matter. 1058 00:45:03,826 --> 00:45:08,160 I still feel sick about it every goddamn day. 1059 00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:14,750 Every poison has an antidote. 1060 00:45:25,097 --> 00:45:26,633 Good night, Phil Philips. 1061 00:45:26,807 --> 00:45:28,718 Good night, Jenny. 1062 00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:34,724 Yeah, it was great seeing Jenny again, 1063 00:45:34,899 --> 00:45:36,480 reminded me that somewhere 1064 00:45:36,651 --> 00:45:38,733 in my stuffing-filled chest was still a... 1065 00:45:41,113 --> 00:45:43,354 No! Oh! 1066 00:45:45,743 --> 00:45:47,324 Jenny! 1067 00:45:52,416 --> 00:45:53,872 Ah, shit, shit, shit. 1068 00:45:54,043 --> 00:45:55,043 Freeze, Philips! 1069 00:45:55,211 --> 00:45:56,291 My head was spinning. 1070 00:45:56,462 --> 00:45:58,123 Larry, Jenny - everyone in this world 1071 00:45:58,297 --> 00:46:00,162 I care about was getting knocked off. 1072 00:46:00,341 --> 00:46:01,456 I just needed to lay low, 1073 00:46:01,634 --> 00:46:03,295 and as much as I hated to admit it... 1074 00:46:03,469 --> 00:46:04,629 Edwards? 1075 00:46:04,804 --> 00:46:06,635 There was only one place I could go. 1076 00:46:07,932 --> 00:46:09,797 Oh, dear god! 1077 00:46:09,976 --> 00:46:12,137 She's a complete sugar smack. 1078 00:46:12,311 --> 00:46:14,097 You awake? 1079 00:46:17,358 --> 00:46:19,269 Oh, no. 1080 00:46:54,854 --> 00:46:56,344 Drop the fucking gun! 1081 00:46:58,316 --> 00:46:59,436 Take the fucking shot, Phil! 1082 00:46:59,525 --> 00:47:00,685 Need a clean shot. 1083 00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:02,060 You're a puppet, not a fleshy. 1084 00:47:02,153 --> 00:47:03,964 - Why you messing with me? - Take the fucking shot! 1085 00:47:03,988 --> 00:47:04,988 Take the shot, Phil! 1086 00:47:05,114 --> 00:47:06,604 Bye-bye, puppet. 1087 00:47:16,917 --> 00:47:19,124 Daddy! Daddy! 1088 00:47:22,757 --> 00:47:24,338 No, no, no, no, no! 1089 00:47:31,015 --> 00:47:32,346 No! Daddy! 1090 00:47:32,516 --> 00:47:33,972 Multiple shots fired. 1091 00:47:34,143 --> 00:47:36,555 Civilian casualty and officer down. Sixth and grand. 1092 00:47:36,729 --> 00:47:39,141 Edwards! Jesus Christ. 1093 00:47:39,315 --> 00:47:41,035 What the fuck, Phil? How could you miss him? 1094 00:47:41,150 --> 00:47:42,356 I'm sorry, I choked. 1095 00:47:42,526 --> 00:47:43,732 You're gonna be all right. 1096 00:47:43,903 --> 00:47:45,393 Hey, hey, hang on. 1097 00:47:45,571 --> 00:47:46,851 You just hang on, you understand? 1098 00:47:46,989 --> 00:47:48,274 Hey! 1099 00:47:48,449 --> 00:47:51,532 A little help here! Can you get me some help? 1100 00:47:52,578 --> 00:47:53,988 Out of the way, incoming. 1101 00:47:54,163 --> 00:47:55,448 Dr. Trevor, we have a fleshy 1102 00:47:55,623 --> 00:47:57,017 with a bullet wound through the liver. 1103 00:47:57,041 --> 00:47:58,247 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1104 00:47:58,417 --> 00:48:00,123 - What are you doing? - She's been shot. 1105 00:48:00,294 --> 00:48:02,831 No, no, no, we don't treat humans here. 1106 00:48:03,005 --> 00:48:04,586 We only have parts for puppets. 1107 00:48:04,757 --> 00:48:05,872 She's dying, doc. 1108 00:48:06,050 --> 00:48:08,132 I'm sorry, I cannot do anything about it. 1109 00:48:08,302 --> 00:48:09,712 It's unethical. 1110 00:48:12,306 --> 00:48:13,700 You're gonna save my partner's life, 1111 00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:15,555 or you're gonna die trying. 1112 00:48:15,726 --> 00:48:17,387 Wake up! 1113 00:48:17,561 --> 00:48:19,347 Phil, wake up. 1114 00:48:19,522 --> 00:48:21,137 - Wake up, Phil! - Wake up! 1115 00:48:21,315 --> 00:48:22,555 - Wakey-wakey! - Wake up, Phil! 1116 00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:25,099 Wake up, Phil. Wake up, Phil! 1117 00:48:25,277 --> 00:48:27,142 - Phil, wake up! - Hey, hey. 1118 00:48:29,031 --> 00:48:31,773 What? Did you fucking break into my house? 1119 00:48:31,951 --> 00:48:33,066 Oh. 1120 00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:36,327 L, uh... I had nowhere else to go. 1121 00:48:36,497 --> 00:48:38,579 And, uh... 1122 00:48:39,625 --> 00:48:41,286 Jenny's dead. 1123 00:48:41,460 --> 00:48:43,291 What? 1124 00:48:43,462 --> 00:48:46,044 Yeah. They think I did it. 1125 00:48:47,383 --> 00:48:48,998 Oh, fuck. 1126 00:48:49,176 --> 00:48:50,882 Fuck. 1127 00:48:55,141 --> 00:48:56,677 I'm sorry, Phil. 1128 00:48:56,851 --> 00:48:57,931 Yeah. 1129 00:49:03,107 --> 00:49:05,314 - Did you clean my apartment? Yeah. 1130 00:49:05,484 --> 00:49:07,475 - You got a problem with that? - It's just weird. 1131 00:49:09,113 --> 00:49:10,944 Just so you can put new fucking tires on it. 1132 00:49:11,115 --> 00:49:12,355 I don't know how to take this. 1133 00:49:12,533 --> 00:49:14,444 You gonna get that or what? 1134 00:49:14,618 --> 00:49:16,358 Edwards. 1135 00:49:16,537 --> 00:49:18,903 By the way, you sleep with your mouth wide open. 1136 00:49:19,081 --> 00:49:20,571 Like this. 1137 00:49:20,749 --> 00:49:22,785 Who sleeps like that? 1138 00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:24,245 Uh, um... 1139 00:49:24,420 --> 00:49:26,035 Yeah, I just saw goofer last night. 1140 00:49:26,213 --> 00:49:27,213 What? Who is this? 1141 00:49:27,381 --> 00:49:29,588 Uh-huh. Philips? 1142 00:49:29,758 --> 00:49:30,998 - What? - No. 1143 00:49:31,177 --> 00:49:33,293 It's just this doesn't sound like something Phil... 1144 00:49:33,471 --> 00:49:35,257 - Who is it? - Yes, sir. 1145 00:49:35,431 --> 00:49:36,716 - Crystal clear. - Oh, shit. 1146 00:49:36,891 --> 00:49:38,882 Uh, I... no. I haven't seen him. 1147 00:49:39,059 --> 00:49:40,344 No. Yes, sir. 1148 00:49:40,519 --> 00:49:42,134 - Is it the lieutenant? - Yes, sir. 1149 00:49:44,148 --> 00:49:45,763 What? What? What? 1150 00:49:45,941 --> 00:49:47,602 Goofer's washed up. 1151 00:49:47,776 --> 00:49:49,437 Literally. 1152 00:49:49,612 --> 00:49:50,977 Shit. 1153 00:49:56,494 --> 00:49:59,531 Looks like a pretty classic smash and splash. 1154 00:49:59,705 --> 00:50:01,912 Beat his head in, threw him off the pier. 1155 00:50:02,082 --> 00:50:04,789 Man, I thought he smelled bad alive. 1156 00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:06,200 You guys might wanna look away. 1157 00:50:06,253 --> 00:50:08,164 This will not be pretty. 1158 00:50:08,339 --> 00:50:10,079 Ah, Christ. 1159 00:50:13,260 --> 00:50:15,216 Edwards, is your history with Philips 1160 00:50:15,387 --> 00:50:16,547 gonna be a problem here? 1161 00:50:16,722 --> 00:50:17,882 No, it's not. 1162 00:50:18,057 --> 00:50:20,173 If he did it, I'll bring him in myself. 1163 00:50:20,351 --> 00:50:22,717 If he makes any contact, I wanna know immediately. 1164 00:50:24,813 --> 00:50:26,098 What's in the cooler? 1165 00:50:26,273 --> 00:50:27,558 My lunch. 1166 00:50:27,733 --> 00:50:29,724 I get very hungry for cold foods. 1167 00:50:29,902 --> 00:50:31,358 Okay. 1168 00:50:31,529 --> 00:50:33,861 There we go. 1169 00:50:35,366 --> 00:50:36,731 God, I hate the beach. 1170 00:50:43,332 --> 00:50:47,120 You know, that agent Campbell is a real douchebag. 1171 00:50:49,213 --> 00:50:50,919 You trying to asphyxiate me? 1172 00:50:51,090 --> 00:50:53,422 Hey, I said a backpack, you said the cooler. So... 1173 00:50:53,592 --> 00:50:56,129 Yeah. I said a cooler with holes. There's no holes. 1174 00:50:58,681 --> 00:51:00,262 - A wife, huh? 1175 00:51:00,432 --> 00:51:02,297 So, it's gotta be Ezra and Cara. 1176 00:51:02,476 --> 00:51:03,966 Yeah, why don't we pay a little visit 1177 00:51:04,144 --> 00:51:05,850 to those creepy kissing cousins? 1178 00:51:06,021 --> 00:51:08,478 All right, let's go. Wanna help me get the hell out of here? 1179 00:51:08,649 --> 00:51:10,460 - Yeah. All right, don't worry. - Jesus Christ. 1180 00:51:10,484 --> 00:51:12,645 I think you might have done some irreparable damage. 1181 00:51:12,820 --> 00:51:14,230 That's my neck. 1182 00:51:14,405 --> 00:51:16,165 Well, let me just... I'm gonna try something. 1183 00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:17,446 Go ahead. 1184 00:51:17,616 --> 00:51:18,776 That's my balls! 1185 00:51:18,951 --> 00:51:20,136 - What are you doing? - Oh, god! 1186 00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:21,840 Jesus Christ! - I thought it was your shoe. 1187 00:51:23,497 --> 00:51:25,863 God damn it. There you go, there you go. 1188 00:51:26,041 --> 00:51:27,406 - Okay, okay. - Attaboy, attaboy. 1189 00:51:27,585 --> 00:51:28,625 It's like a fucking birth. 1190 00:51:28,752 --> 00:51:31,459 ♪ People want my power... ♪ 1191 00:51:31,630 --> 00:51:33,086 Ezra and Cara. 1192 00:51:33,257 --> 00:51:36,124 The kissing cousins hadn't made a public appearance in years. 1193 00:51:36,302 --> 00:51:37,862 They moved out to the middle of nowhere, 1194 00:51:37,928 --> 00:51:39,213 had a couple of kids, 1195 00:51:39,388 --> 00:51:41,003 which is fucked up, if you ask me. 1196 00:51:41,181 --> 00:51:42,842 But it was a two-hour drive, 1197 00:51:43,017 --> 00:51:44,382 and Edwards had gone moody as shit, 1198 00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:46,425 which didn't make the time go any faster. 1199 00:51:46,604 --> 00:51:48,140 You're quiet. 1200 00:51:50,190 --> 00:51:51,771 What, did you take a vow of silence? 1201 00:51:51,942 --> 00:51:53,102 What, are you a monk now? 1202 00:51:53,277 --> 00:51:54,813 No, I'm not a monk. 1203 00:51:58,115 --> 00:52:00,777 Actually, I don't know what the hell I am anymore. 1204 00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:02,816 What are you talking about? 1205 00:52:02,995 --> 00:52:04,576 Well, what am 1? 1206 00:52:04,747 --> 00:52:06,738 Am I a human? Am I a puppet? 1207 00:52:08,208 --> 00:52:09,618 Truth is, I'm neither. 1208 00:52:09,793 --> 00:52:11,954 I'm just scratching and clawing 1209 00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:14,711 from one sugar fix to the next. 1210 00:52:14,882 --> 00:52:17,498 Neither side wants me, and I don't blame 'em. 1211 00:52:18,677 --> 00:52:20,338 I'm, um... 1212 00:52:20,512 --> 00:52:22,423 I'm sorry. 1213 00:52:26,393 --> 00:52:28,725 I'm sorry I missed that day. 1214 00:52:30,105 --> 00:52:31,641 I'm sorry I shot the wrong guy. 1215 00:52:31,815 --> 00:52:34,978 I'm... I'm sorry a little girl lost her father. 1216 00:52:38,656 --> 00:52:41,022 I'm sorry you're struggling. 1217 00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:47,987 But I'm glad you're still here. 1218 00:52:55,589 --> 00:52:56,999 What the fuck is this? 1219 00:52:58,050 --> 00:52:59,460 What? What are you asking me for? 1220 00:52:59,635 --> 00:53:01,446 - Turn that shit off. - You're making fun of me? 1221 00:53:01,470 --> 00:53:03,506 It's your car, it's on your radio. 1222 00:53:03,681 --> 00:53:04,796 I didn't put it on. 1223 00:53:04,973 --> 00:53:06,576 - It says right there. - Well, it's not your... 1224 00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:08,881 It says. Look. "Paired with edwards' phone," or something. 1225 00:53:08,936 --> 00:53:10,426 - Look. - I don't even have that... 1226 00:53:10,604 --> 00:53:12,469 - Turn it off. - Song in my... 1227 00:53:12,648 --> 00:53:14,408 - 1 will turn it off! - Why won't these work? 1228 00:53:14,441 --> 00:53:16,932 Turn it off! It's like a tampon commercial in here. 1229 00:53:17,111 --> 00:53:18,476 Stop yelling at me! You know what? 1230 00:53:18,654 --> 00:53:20,110 How many pockets do you... 1231 00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:21,986 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 1232 00:53:22,157 --> 00:53:23,317 Jesus Christ! 1233 00:53:23,492 --> 00:53:25,232 You wanted it off? 1234 00:53:25,411 --> 00:53:26,901 Now it's off. 1235 00:53:33,043 --> 00:53:34,499 What the... you fucking shot... 1236 00:53:34,670 --> 00:53:36,035 You shot your fucking radio! 1237 00:53:36,213 --> 00:53:37,544 Whoo, I shot my radio. 1238 00:53:37,715 --> 00:53:38,995 You're out of your fucking mind. 1239 00:53:39,133 --> 00:53:40,168 Oh, I feel better. 1240 00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:42,875 - Oh, my god! - Oh, Christ. 1241 00:53:43,053 --> 00:53:44,589 - There's my phone. “what? 1242 00:53:44,763 --> 00:53:46,754 You know what? Yeah, that was me. 1243 00:54:11,749 --> 00:54:13,535 Looks like we beat the rush. 1244 00:54:13,709 --> 00:54:15,495 Yeah, well, they killed the whole gang. 1245 00:54:15,669 --> 00:54:17,660 They're not coming out without a fight. 1246 00:54:17,838 --> 00:54:19,328 Well, let's give 'em one, partner. 1247 00:54:19,506 --> 00:54:21,588 - Partner? - Shut up. 1248 00:54:24,011 --> 00:54:26,218 Here. Better safe than dead. 1249 00:54:26,388 --> 00:54:28,970 What? You still have this? 1250 00:54:29,141 --> 00:54:30,141 I'm a bit of a hoarder. 1251 00:54:30,309 --> 00:54:32,425 I think you missed me. 1252 00:54:45,157 --> 00:54:46,397 All right, I'll take the front. 1253 00:54:46,492 --> 00:54:48,172 I'll take the back. Meet you in the middle. 1254 00:54:48,327 --> 00:54:50,534 Yep. Just like old times. 1255 00:55:15,270 --> 00:55:17,306 Damn it. 1256 00:55:19,066 --> 00:55:20,351 All right, I'll huff... 1257 00:55:20,526 --> 00:55:23,108 And I'll puff, and I'll blow your fucking door down! 1258 00:55:42,756 --> 00:55:44,667 Shh. Shh. 1259 00:55:44,842 --> 00:55:47,549 Hey. Hey, where is your mommy and daddy? 1260 00:55:50,722 --> 00:55:52,633 That's why you don't swim in your own gene pool. 1261 00:55:54,726 --> 00:55:57,263 They don't have a fucking chance. 1262 00:55:58,564 --> 00:56:00,555 What was that? What the hell did you see? 1263 00:56:00,732 --> 00:56:02,563 We gotta call child services. 1264 00:56:02,734 --> 00:56:04,520 What? 1265 00:56:04,695 --> 00:56:06,811 It's like children of the corn. 1266 00:56:06,989 --> 00:56:09,446 You want chili with corn? 1267 00:56:09,616 --> 00:56:11,857 What? What the fuck is "chili porn"? 1268 00:56:12,035 --> 00:56:13,696 What? 1269 00:56:13,871 --> 00:56:15,640 I can't read your lips, you're a fucking puppet. 1270 00:56:15,664 --> 00:56:17,934 What the fuck... I don't even know what you're talking about! 1271 00:56:17,958 --> 00:56:20,495 All I'm seeing is that you look like a cloth vagina. 1272 00:56:20,669 --> 00:56:22,125 I'm not whispering, I'm not... 1273 00:56:22,296 --> 00:56:24,378 Ezra? Cara? 1274 00:56:24,548 --> 00:56:25,879 We got you surrounded. 1275 00:56:26,049 --> 00:56:27,414 LAPD! 1276 00:56:27,593 --> 00:56:29,174 Nobody has to get hurt. 1277 00:56:29,344 --> 00:56:32,211 Don't make this harder than it has to be. 1278 00:56:38,687 --> 00:56:40,643 Oh, no. 1279 00:56:40,814 --> 00:56:42,520 Jesus... 1280 00:56:42,691 --> 00:56:44,397 Edwards! 1281 00:56:50,407 --> 00:56:52,022 - Freeze! - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1282 00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:53,485 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1283 00:56:53,660 --> 00:56:54,945 Freeze, Philips! 1284 00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:57,907 You guys got this all wrong. The killer's getting away. 1285 00:56:58,081 --> 00:56:59,446 Put the weapon down! 1286 00:56:59,625 --> 00:57:02,833 - Drop the weapon! - Okay. I'm dropping it. 1287 00:57:03,003 --> 00:57:04,413 Oh, shitcakes. 1288 00:57:04,588 --> 00:57:06,294 Edwards! Drop the weapon! 1289 00:57:07,341 --> 00:57:09,297 Put the weapon down! 1290 00:57:09,468 --> 00:57:11,379 - Drop the weapon! - I did! 1291 00:57:11,553 --> 00:57:13,089 - Now! - What? 1292 00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:15,223 Somebody want to help out Stevie ray Vaughan here? 1293 00:57:15,307 --> 00:57:16,707 'Cause he's obviously fucking blind. 1294 00:57:16,850 --> 00:57:18,511 Stevie Ray Vaughan is not blind. 1295 00:57:18,685 --> 00:57:20,221 - Jesus Christ. - Asshole says what? 1296 00:57:20,395 --> 00:57:23,307 - What? 1297 00:57:23,482 --> 00:57:24,847 This is my last warning. 1298 00:57:25,025 --> 00:57:26,731 - Put the weapon down! - It is dropped. 1299 00:57:26,902 --> 00:57:28,767 - She dropped it. - It's on the fucking ground! 1300 00:57:29,863 --> 00:57:32,024 Oh. Sorry. 1301 00:57:32,199 --> 00:57:33,689 Go arrest 'em. 1302 00:57:47,130 --> 00:57:49,416 You can't actually like me for these murders. 1303 00:57:49,591 --> 00:57:51,456 We like you very much for these murders. 1304 00:57:51,635 --> 00:57:52,841 What's my motive? 1305 00:57:53,011 --> 00:57:55,593 The reason most men do stupid things. A woman. 1306 00:57:57,975 --> 00:58:00,011 Enjoy the show. 1307 00:58:00,185 --> 00:58:01,846 What the hell is she doing here? 1308 00:58:02,020 --> 00:58:03,385 Who is that? 1309 00:58:03,563 --> 00:58:05,929 It's Sandra white. She's one of my clients. 1310 00:58:06,108 --> 00:58:07,644 Actually her name is Sandra Peterson. 1311 00:58:07,818 --> 00:58:10,059 She walked into the federal building this morning 1312 00:58:10,237 --> 00:58:12,694 and said you murdered her wife, Jenny Peterson. 1313 00:58:12,864 --> 00:58:14,320 Hey, I didn't murder anybody. 1314 00:58:14,491 --> 00:58:16,482 I didn't know Jenny was even married. 1315 00:58:16,660 --> 00:58:18,901 - Neither did I. - Let's listen in. 1316 00:58:19,079 --> 00:58:21,195 Well, he said that he killed them. 1317 00:58:21,373 --> 00:58:23,238 The entire Happytime Gang. 1318 00:58:23,417 --> 00:58:24,748 - Even his own brother. “what? 1319 00:58:24,918 --> 00:58:26,374 And why would he do that? 1320 00:58:26,545 --> 00:58:27,785 We've been having an affair, 1321 00:58:27,963 --> 00:58:29,578 and he wanted to run away together. 1322 00:58:29,756 --> 00:58:31,212 He said he killed them all 1323 00:58:31,383 --> 00:58:33,044 so that I would get my wife Jenny's share, 1324 00:58:33,218 --> 00:58:34,628 and then I'd be rich, 1325 00:58:34,803 --> 00:58:36,839 and he could have me all to himself. 1326 00:58:37,014 --> 00:58:38,694 I should've kept my fuzzy blue in my pants. 1327 00:58:38,849 --> 00:58:39,849 Shut up, Phil. 1328 00:58:39,975 --> 00:58:43,058 And how long had you been having this affair? 1329 00:58:43,228 --> 00:58:44,513 Months. 1330 00:58:44,688 --> 00:58:46,804 We'd rendezvous at his office. 1331 00:58:46,982 --> 00:58:49,689 I saw you there, remember? 1332 00:58:54,114 --> 00:58:56,947 Just like the French. 1333 00:58:58,285 --> 00:58:59,650 Well, I guess now we know 1334 00:58:59,828 --> 00:59:02,240 the purple carpet doesn't match the drapes. 1335 00:59:02,414 --> 00:59:05,531 - I think we've heard enough. - What? This is a setup. 1336 00:59:05,709 --> 00:59:07,415 Sandra white came to me as a client 1337 00:59:07,586 --> 00:59:08,951 and sent me to that porno shop. 1338 00:59:09,129 --> 00:59:10,494 She orchestrated the whole thing. 1339 00:59:10,672 --> 00:59:11,878 Jesus, Phil. 1340 00:59:12,049 --> 00:59:13,789 You were there when every member 1341 00:59:13,967 --> 00:59:16,253 of the Happytime Gang was murdered. 1342 00:59:16,428 --> 00:59:18,510 - My hands are tied. - Lieutenant, come on. 1343 00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:19,965 Get him out of here. 1344 00:59:20,140 --> 00:59:21,743 - Lieutenant, what are you doing? - Come on with... 1345 00:59:21,767 --> 00:59:23,132 No, this is ridiculous. Come on. 1346 00:59:24,269 --> 00:59:26,430 Okay. All right. All right, tough guy. 1347 00:59:26,605 --> 00:59:28,891 Come on, guys. You don't really have to cuff him, do you? 1348 00:59:29,066 --> 00:59:30,522 Edwards, you know I'm innocent. 1349 00:59:30,692 --> 00:59:32,182 Get me out of here. 1350 00:59:34,488 --> 00:59:35,853 Hey, Campbell. 1351 00:59:36,031 --> 00:59:38,067 Listen, I know that Philips is a pain in the ass, 1352 00:59:38,241 --> 00:59:40,161 but you don't actually like him for this, do you? 1353 00:59:40,243 --> 00:59:41,512 Philips was at every murder scene, 1354 00:59:41,536 --> 00:59:42,992 and we have a withess to prove it. 1355 00:59:43,163 --> 00:59:44,778 What else do you want, Edwards? 1356 00:59:44,956 --> 00:59:47,117 You of all people going to bat for a goddamn puppet... 1357 00:59:47,292 --> 00:59:49,078 What the fuck is that supposed to mean? 1358 00:59:49,252 --> 00:59:51,538 I'm sticking up for him because my gut 1359 00:59:51,713 --> 00:59:53,749 is telling me that Philips didn't do this. 1360 00:59:53,924 --> 00:59:56,165 Yeah, well, of course your gut is saying that. 1361 00:59:56,343 --> 00:59:57,674 It's full of puppet fluff. 1362 00:59:57,844 --> 00:59:59,004 You're a fucking asshole. 1363 00:59:59,179 --> 01:00:02,012 Listen to yourself, or is that your liver talking? 1364 01:00:02,182 --> 01:00:03,888 - You fucking... - Hey, hey, hey! 1365 01:00:04,059 --> 01:00:05,765 Knock it off, you two! 1366 01:00:05,936 --> 01:00:07,972 Eat sugar, you fuck! Get away! 1367 01:00:08,146 --> 01:00:09,886 - Get off of Mel! - Knock it off! 1368 01:00:11,942 --> 01:00:13,557 - God, you two! - Get off! 1369 01:00:13,735 --> 01:00:15,976 That's it! You're done, Edwards. 1370 01:00:16,154 --> 01:00:17,439 Consider yourself suspended. 1371 01:00:17,614 --> 01:00:19,650 - Give me your badge. Yeah. Great. Here. 1372 01:00:19,825 --> 01:00:21,315 Fucking choke on it. 1373 01:00:21,493 --> 01:00:22,778 Fuck all of you guys. 1374 01:00:22,953 --> 01:00:24,693 Fuck you, reith. You know what? 1375 01:00:24,871 --> 01:00:26,327 It's my fucking charger 1376 01:00:26,498 --> 01:00:28,614 that you never asked for and you never gave back. 1377 01:00:28,792 --> 01:00:30,623 - Nice. - You all fucking suck. 1378 01:00:30,794 --> 01:00:32,375 Yeah, yeah. Burn every bridge. Good. 1379 01:00:32,546 --> 01:00:33,911 And you know what? Everybody knows 1380 01:00:34,089 --> 01:00:35,454 Karen is not a real redhead. 1381 01:00:35,632 --> 01:00:37,110 - I'm a real redhead. - No, you're not. 1382 01:00:37,134 --> 01:00:38,934 You had enough bush coming out of your cutoffs 1383 01:00:38,969 --> 01:00:40,300 at the family picnic 1384 01:00:40,470 --> 01:00:42,677 - to fucking choke a horse. - Jeez. 1385 01:00:42,848 --> 01:00:44,804 Carol, we never got to talk, but you seem cool. 1386 01:00:44,975 --> 01:00:47,637 And I wish I would've fucked you, Donnie. 1387 01:00:47,811 --> 01:00:49,642 It's not too late. 1388 01:00:51,273 --> 01:00:52,353 It's not. 1389 01:01:03,243 --> 01:01:05,950 Oh, god damn it! 1390 01:01:06,121 --> 01:01:08,578 How the hell did you get in here? 1391 01:01:08,748 --> 01:01:10,708 It was actually very easy. I just picked the lock. 1392 01:01:10,876 --> 01:01:12,457 It took me, like, under a minute. 1393 01:01:12,627 --> 01:01:14,333 Oh, great, apparently anybody who wants to 1394 01:01:14,504 --> 01:01:15,984 can just walk right into my apartment. 1395 01:01:16,047 --> 01:01:17,162 - Great. - Listen. 1396 01:01:17,340 --> 01:01:18,580 I need your help to save him. 1397 01:01:18,758 --> 01:01:22,501 Do you know what they'll do to a puppet ex-cop in prison? 1398 01:01:22,679 --> 01:01:24,419 They will tear out all of his stuffing 1399 01:01:24,598 --> 01:01:28,011 and fill him back up with rice pilaf. 1400 01:01:29,311 --> 01:01:32,098 - And then they'll fuck it. - Okay, just... 1401 01:01:32,272 --> 01:01:33,728 They fuck that rice pilaf 1402 01:01:33,899 --> 01:01:35,435 until it's more like a mashed potato. 1403 01:01:35,609 --> 01:01:37,065 Okay. 1404 01:01:37,235 --> 01:01:39,317 It's a term they call "pilafing." 1405 01:01:39,487 --> 01:01:42,399 All right, all right, all right. Move. 1406 01:01:43,450 --> 01:01:45,816 You think you are the only one thinking about this stuff? 1407 01:01:45,994 --> 01:01:47,450 I think about pilafing all the time. 1408 01:01:47,621 --> 01:01:49,361 I'm not talking about pilafing. 1409 01:01:49,539 --> 01:01:51,142 I've been searching public records on Sandra white 1410 01:01:51,166 --> 01:01:52,246 and guess what I found. 1411 01:01:52,417 --> 01:01:54,749 Nothing. There is no Sandra white before two years ago. 1412 01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:57,332 She didn't exist. Can I have one of those bananas? 1413 01:01:57,505 --> 01:01:59,791 What? No, you can't. No! 1414 01:01:59,966 --> 01:02:02,457 And what do you mean, she didn't exist? Everybody exists. 1415 01:02:02,636 --> 01:02:04,422 Social security numbers, tax records. 1416 01:02:04,596 --> 01:02:06,052 Nada. 1417 01:02:06,223 --> 01:02:08,839 But I tailed her to a rat trap of an apartment in Hollywood. 1418 01:02:09,935 --> 01:02:11,575 What's she doing in a Hollywood apartment? 1419 01:02:11,645 --> 01:02:13,306 She's got a big place up in the palisades. 1420 01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:15,687 You know what? I don't care and I don't wanna know. 1421 01:02:15,857 --> 01:02:17,697 And you shouldn't be following people, bubbles. 1422 01:02:17,734 --> 01:02:18,940 It's dangerous. 1423 01:02:19,110 --> 01:02:21,897 We're the only people in the world that can save Phil. 1424 01:02:22,072 --> 01:02:24,529 And I can't do it by myself 1425 01:02:24,699 --> 01:02:26,155 'cause I wear heels. 1426 01:02:26,326 --> 01:02:28,408 I occasionally wear heels. 1427 01:02:28,578 --> 01:02:30,239 I don't think so. 1428 01:02:31,289 --> 01:02:32,870 Come on. 1429 01:02:34,626 --> 01:02:36,537 Oh, shitcakes. 1430 01:02:38,588 --> 01:02:41,170 Yeah...! No. 1431 01:02:43,635 --> 01:02:44,920 Here. 1432 01:02:46,054 --> 01:02:48,841 Okay, I see it. I see the number. 1433 01:02:56,147 --> 01:02:57,887 I don't think anybody's there. 1434 01:02:58,066 --> 01:02:59,806 All right, I'm gonna get us in. 1435 01:03:00,819 --> 01:03:02,539 What the fuck are you doing with the banana? 1436 01:03:02,654 --> 01:03:03,860 I got it from your apartment. 1437 01:03:04,030 --> 01:03:06,237 Jesus, put it away. I'm gonna get us in. 1438 01:03:07,284 --> 01:03:09,195 - Just watch for me. - No, no, no. 1439 01:03:09,369 --> 01:03:11,405 Move out of the way. You're so dramatic. 1440 01:03:13,290 --> 01:03:15,030 What, do you rob houses on the weekends? 1441 01:03:15,208 --> 01:03:16,948 Shh! 1442 01:03:18,712 --> 01:03:19,827 Impressive. 1443 01:03:20,005 --> 01:03:22,621 Well, a girl's got to be resourceful. 1444 01:03:22,799 --> 01:03:24,380 Come in. Shut the door. 1445 01:03:27,971 --> 01:03:29,552 Okay. 1446 01:03:31,391 --> 01:03:33,052 Something doesn't feel right. 1447 01:03:33,226 --> 01:03:34,786 I'm not buying that two women live here. 1448 01:03:34,853 --> 01:03:36,434 I'm not buying that anybody lives here. 1449 01:03:36,604 --> 01:03:39,471 There's no photos or personal items. 1450 01:03:40,567 --> 01:03:41,852 Huh. 1451 01:03:42,027 --> 01:03:43,062 Look at this, nothing. 1452 01:03:43,236 --> 01:03:45,568 Is that the bedroom back there? 1453 01:03:49,951 --> 01:03:51,316 It's the bathroom. 1454 01:03:53,163 --> 01:03:54,403 Bingo. 1455 01:03:54,581 --> 01:03:56,242 We got another room back there. 1456 01:03:56,416 --> 01:03:58,532 - What? - There's a room behind this. 1457 01:03:58,710 --> 01:04:00,951 - Help me. Come on, help me. - This? 1458 01:04:01,129 --> 01:04:02,710 Push it. 1459 01:04:02,881 --> 01:04:04,917 - Oh, god. “wow! 1460 01:04:06,259 --> 01:04:07,669 Oh, boy, that's creepy. 1461 01:04:07,844 --> 01:04:09,926 You don't see that every day. 1462 01:04:14,225 --> 01:04:16,341 Okay, stand back. Stand back. I'm going to get us in. 1463 01:04:16,519 --> 01:04:17,725 - I don't need... - I got it. 1464 01:04:17,896 --> 01:04:19,477 I've got it. I've got it. 1465 01:04:21,941 --> 01:04:23,932 Oh. 1466 01:04:24,110 --> 01:04:26,567 Oh, I blew my hymen. 1467 01:04:26,738 --> 01:04:28,478 Ah, that looks really painful. 1468 01:04:28,656 --> 01:04:30,897 Ooh, my under-chassis. 1469 01:04:31,076 --> 01:04:33,488 I'm gonna have to ice my junk. 1470 01:04:35,038 --> 01:04:38,576 Oh, that was relatively easier than the other one. 1471 01:04:38,750 --> 01:04:42,493 Okay. Wait, wait... okay. 1472 01:04:42,670 --> 01:04:44,285 Okay, stand... Can you please give me... 1473 01:04:44,464 --> 01:04:46,079 - I'm so sorry. - Don't hold my... 1474 01:04:46,257 --> 01:04:47,542 I won't. I won't. 1475 01:04:47,717 --> 01:04:49,082 God, you're so... you're... 1476 01:04:49,260 --> 01:04:50,796 - I'm so... - Stop touching me. 1477 01:04:50,970 --> 01:04:52,961 - I'm so nervous. - Stop touching me. 1478 01:05:02,982 --> 01:05:04,518 Oh, my god. 1479 01:05:04,692 --> 01:05:07,104 We've got ourselves a good old-fashioned nutjob. 1480 01:05:07,278 --> 01:05:09,985 Jeez, this must have taken years. 1481 01:05:10,156 --> 01:05:12,067 This is one sick fuck. 1482 01:05:12,242 --> 01:05:13,698 She's got them all. 1483 01:05:15,662 --> 01:05:18,495 Detective Edwards, look. 1484 01:05:19,624 --> 01:05:22,707 Why, she's got a real sweet spot for our boy Phil, huh? 1485 01:05:22,877 --> 01:05:25,163 Oh, poor Mr. p. 1486 01:05:25,338 --> 01:05:28,045 - Oh, my god. Wait a minute. 1487 01:05:28,216 --> 01:05:30,127 What a psycho. 1488 01:05:32,554 --> 01:05:34,215 What the hell's she doing with a picture 1489 01:05:34,389 --> 01:05:36,801 of Jasper jackabee and his daughter? 1490 01:05:36,975 --> 01:05:40,684 Purple hair on a puppet, that's very rare. 1491 01:05:41,729 --> 01:05:42,729 Oh, my god. 1492 01:05:42,897 --> 01:05:46,765 I saw you there, remember? 1493 01:05:49,112 --> 01:05:51,319 I guess the carpet does match the drapes. 1494 01:05:51,489 --> 01:05:53,855 I knew this skirt was see-through! 1495 01:05:54,033 --> 01:05:55,433 I just don't like wearing underwear. 1496 01:05:55,577 --> 01:05:56,942 I don't like the way it feels. 1497 01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:58,906 I'm not talking about you. 1498 01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:01,492 Sandra white is jackabee's daughter. 1499 01:06:01,666 --> 01:06:04,499 What a fucking psycho bitch. 1500 01:06:04,669 --> 01:06:06,534 This room is like a signed confession from her. 1501 01:06:06,713 --> 01:06:08,829 It also proves that Phil is innocent. 1502 01:06:09,007 --> 01:06:10,417 We got her. 1503 01:06:10,592 --> 01:06:12,958 - "Play me"? - No, no, no! Don't touch it! 1504 01:06:13,136 --> 01:06:14,797 Ka-fucking-boom! 1505 01:06:14,971 --> 01:06:16,427 - Oh, my god! - Get out! 1506 01:06:16,598 --> 01:06:18,509 Go, go, go! 1507 01:06:25,398 --> 01:06:26,888 You know I have no bones, right? 1508 01:06:27,066 --> 01:06:28,977 You're basically fluffing a pillow here. Hah! 1509 01:06:29,152 --> 01:06:30,892 Knock it off. 1510 01:06:31,070 --> 01:06:32,560 Philips, you got a visitor. 1511 01:06:34,157 --> 01:06:35,943 Let's go! 1512 01:06:36,117 --> 01:06:38,233 All right. 1513 01:06:38,411 --> 01:06:39,638 Well, I'll see you later, Tommy. 1514 01:06:39,662 --> 01:06:41,368 I just need five minutes. 1515 01:06:45,084 --> 01:06:47,541 Jesus Christ, Phil, you look terrible. 1516 01:06:47,712 --> 01:06:50,499 Yeah? Well, at least I didn't get fuckin' pilafed. 1517 01:06:50,673 --> 01:06:52,073 - I gotta go. - Okay, wait a minute. 1518 01:06:52,175 --> 01:06:53,540 Wait a minute. Listen. 1519 01:06:53,718 --> 01:06:55,208 I know I didn't have your back before, 1520 01:06:55,386 --> 01:06:58,253 but I had no juice to do it with, and now I do. 1521 01:06:58,431 --> 01:07:00,467 The happytime murders aren't about the money. 1522 01:07:00,642 --> 01:07:02,257 20 years ago, when you shot that man 1523 01:07:02,435 --> 01:07:03,515 in front of his daughter, 1524 01:07:03,686 --> 01:07:05,301 that little girl was Sandra White. 1525 01:07:07,649 --> 01:07:10,391 - Holy shit! - Yeah, holy shit. 1526 01:07:10,568 --> 01:07:11,683 So you have proof? 1527 01:07:14,572 --> 01:07:18,656 Yes and no. We had proof until it was incinerated. 1528 01:07:18,826 --> 01:07:21,442 - Hmm. - Bubbles and I may have 1529 01:07:21,621 --> 01:07:24,909 accidentally, uh, burned down the evidence. 1530 01:07:25,083 --> 01:07:27,449 - What? - But, boy, before that, 1531 01:07:27,627 --> 01:07:29,663 I'll tell you what, lock her up. 1532 01:07:29,837 --> 01:07:31,117 That would have been great, huh? 1533 01:07:31,172 --> 01:07:32,537 Would have been epic. 1534 01:07:32,715 --> 01:07:33,835 - Would have been nice. Yeah. 1535 01:07:33,967 --> 01:07:35,002 See you at my execution. 1536 01:07:35,176 --> 01:07:37,212 If we want to get you off the hook for this, 1537 01:07:37,387 --> 01:07:38,843 we gotta take down Sandra white. 1538 01:07:39,013 --> 01:07:40,628 All right. 1539 01:07:40,807 --> 01:07:43,093 What are you thinking, partner? 1540 01:07:43,268 --> 01:07:46,476 I am thinking about busting your ass out of here. 1541 01:07:46,646 --> 01:07:48,136 - Okay. - What are you gonna do? 1542 01:07:48,314 --> 01:07:49,314 Wait, what are you doing? 1543 01:07:51,359 --> 01:07:54,317 - I'm gonna shoot you in the arm. - You did shoot me in the arm! 1544 01:07:54,487 --> 01:07:56,728 Officer needs assistance! 1545 01:07:56,906 --> 01:07:59,272 Self-defense! There's been a shooting! Oh, god! 1546 01:08:05,873 --> 01:08:07,593 What are you, some kind of qualified tailor? 1547 01:08:07,709 --> 01:08:09,370 Just let me do my job, pal, okay? 1548 01:08:09,544 --> 01:08:11,250 To me, that's a waste of good gauze. 1549 01:08:11,421 --> 01:08:13,082 Yeah, I hear you. 1550 01:08:13,256 --> 01:08:14,666 Edwards... 1551 01:08:14,841 --> 01:08:16,297 Shut up, you dirty sock. 1552 01:08:16,467 --> 01:08:18,128 Yeah, pal? 1553 01:08:18,303 --> 01:08:20,885 I can't believe you fucking shot me. 1554 01:08:21,931 --> 01:08:23,546 Here, get yourself out. 1555 01:08:23,725 --> 01:08:25,261 I'm gonna get that. 1556 01:08:29,230 --> 01:08:31,221 Thought you were gonna bite me in the dick again. 1557 01:08:31,399 --> 01:08:35,017 Boy, puppets are the worst, huh? 1558 01:08:35,194 --> 01:08:36,900 Does this smell like chloroform to you? 1559 01:08:37,071 --> 01:08:38,777 What? 1560 01:08:40,742 --> 01:08:43,279 Good night, asshole. 1561 01:08:43,453 --> 01:08:45,569 Driver, can I ask you a quick question? 1562 01:08:45,747 --> 01:08:46,827 Oh, wait for a red light. 1563 01:08:46,998 --> 01:08:48,158 Gotta go. 1564 01:08:48,333 --> 01:08:50,198 Philips investigations. 1565 01:08:52,045 --> 01:08:53,876 Slow, slow, slow, slow, slow down! 1566 01:08:54,047 --> 01:08:55,457 Tell us what you got, bubbles. 1567 01:08:55,632 --> 01:08:57,072 Sandra booked a private plane to Rio 1568 01:08:57,175 --> 01:08:59,006 that leaves out of Santa Monica in 30 minutes. 1569 01:08:59,177 --> 01:09:00,542 - Oh, shit. - Jesus Christ. 1570 01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:02,600 All right, thanks, bubbles, you're a real peach. 1571 01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:04,386 Go get her. 1572 01:09:04,557 --> 01:09:05,592 Let's hit it, let's go. 1573 01:09:05,767 --> 01:09:07,553 All right, all right, I'm going hot and loud. 1574 01:09:24,619 --> 01:09:26,905 Okay. How do you wanna do this? 1575 01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:29,537 - Alone. - What? Oh, my god. 1576 01:09:29,707 --> 01:09:32,244 - Phil, give me my gun. - Hey, hey, hey. 1577 01:09:32,418 --> 01:09:33,703 I ruined your life once before, 1578 01:09:33,878 --> 01:09:35,118 I'm not doing it again. 1579 01:09:35,296 --> 01:09:36,877 This is crazy, we're partners. 1580 01:09:37,048 --> 01:09:39,710 You know this is not what partners do. 1581 01:09:39,884 --> 01:09:42,000 Shit! 1582 01:09:44,514 --> 01:09:47,176 Oh, um, excuse me, sir. This is a private terminal. 1583 01:09:47,350 --> 01:09:49,591 You clearly are not wealthy enough to be here. 1584 01:09:49,769 --> 01:09:51,509 You need to get the fuck outta here. 1585 01:09:53,231 --> 01:09:54,231 Stay calm, Mike. 1586 01:09:54,315 --> 01:09:56,681 Just shimmy out like mommy told you to. 1587 01:09:59,696 --> 01:10:02,529 Freeze. It's over, Sandra. 1588 01:10:04,409 --> 01:10:07,025 What are you gonna do, shoot me? 1589 01:10:07,203 --> 01:10:08,659 I messed up, Sandra. 1590 01:10:08,830 --> 01:10:10,320 I missed the shot, 1591 01:10:10,498 --> 01:10:12,614 and I ruined all of our lives in the process, 1592 01:10:12,792 --> 01:10:14,908 and I live with that guilt every day. 1593 01:10:15,086 --> 01:10:16,246 I'm sorry. 1594 01:10:16,421 --> 01:10:18,161 That's so sweet. 1595 01:10:18,339 --> 01:10:19,795 But go fuck yourself. 1596 01:10:19,966 --> 01:10:22,457 Larry and Jenny didn't have anything to do with this. 1597 01:10:22,635 --> 01:10:23,875 None of them did. 1598 01:10:24,053 --> 01:10:25,853 Why'd you have to keep killing the whole gang? 1599 01:10:26,013 --> 01:10:28,299 I wanted to watch you suffer. 1600 01:10:28,474 --> 01:10:30,214 This all started as revenge, 1601 01:10:30,393 --> 01:10:33,351 but you made me realize I like killing. 1602 01:10:33,521 --> 01:10:36,058 And I'm really fucking good at it. 1603 01:10:36,232 --> 01:10:38,143 Like manson-level good. 1604 01:10:38,317 --> 01:10:41,775 And now, with $10 million, I can do anything. 1605 01:10:41,946 --> 01:10:43,527 All right, so you're a psycho. 1606 01:10:43,698 --> 01:10:46,781 Maybe, but sex is always better with a psycho. 1607 01:10:46,951 --> 01:10:50,159 - Right, honey? - Yeah, especially felt ones. 1608 01:10:50,329 --> 01:10:52,786 Because our vaginas are literally velvet. 1609 01:10:52,957 --> 01:10:55,915 - Oh, yeah. - Drop it, Phil. 1610 01:10:56,085 --> 01:10:58,326 You definitely look hotter than the last time I saw you. 1611 01:10:58,504 --> 01:10:59,960 You fell for every trap. 1612 01:11:00,131 --> 01:11:01,621 Men are so stupid. 1613 01:11:01,799 --> 01:11:03,539 Drop that gun, Phil, I don't wanna hurt you. 1614 01:11:03,718 --> 01:11:07,427 No, you just wanna use me, like Sandra used you. 1615 01:11:09,557 --> 01:11:11,076 You don't know what you're talking about. 1616 01:11:11,100 --> 01:11:12,965 Oh, come on, Jenny. 1617 01:11:13,144 --> 01:11:14,850 She seduced you and married you 1618 01:11:15,021 --> 01:11:16,477 just to get to me. 1619 01:11:16,647 --> 01:11:17,887 Shoot him, baby. 1620 01:11:18,065 --> 01:11:19,065 I don't know, babe. 1621 01:11:19,192 --> 01:11:21,378 It's like, he's not gonna sprout wings and fly after us. 1622 01:11:21,402 --> 01:11:23,609 I think we should just get on the plane and take off. 1623 01:11:23,780 --> 01:11:25,020 We're free and clear already. 1624 01:11:25,198 --> 01:11:26,798 Jenny, Jenny, listen to me, listen to me. 1625 01:11:26,866 --> 01:11:29,323 12 years ago, I took an innocent man's life. 1626 01:11:29,494 --> 01:11:31,450 That man was Sandra's father. 1627 01:11:31,621 --> 01:11:33,782 Oh! 1628 01:11:33,956 --> 01:11:36,413 By the way, I want a divorce. 1629 01:11:36,584 --> 01:11:38,449 Jesus Christ. 1630 01:11:40,004 --> 01:11:41,494 Hey, hey, get your fucking... 1631 01:11:41,672 --> 01:11:44,038 Hey, hey, get your hands off of me! 1632 01:11:49,263 --> 01:11:50,469 Ahh! 1633 01:11:54,727 --> 01:11:56,433 Fuck, why are you so tiny? 1634 01:11:56,604 --> 01:11:58,310 What are you guys, part of a cult? 1635 01:11:58,481 --> 01:12:00,681 This the job you get when you don't make secret service? 1636 01:12:00,817 --> 01:12:02,148 Phill 1637 01:12:07,698 --> 01:12:09,218 come on, fellas. Let's talk about this. 1638 01:12:09,242 --> 01:12:11,654 Don't do this for that purple-pubed monster. 1639 01:12:11,828 --> 01:12:14,114 You're throwing me in a jet-engine? 1640 01:12:14,288 --> 01:12:15,888 It shows a real lack of creativity, guys. 1641 01:12:15,915 --> 01:12:17,746 One! Two! 1642 01:12:17,917 --> 01:12:19,908 I hope my fluff sprays all over your cheap suits. 1643 01:12:20,086 --> 01:12:21,121 Three! 1644 01:12:21,295 --> 01:12:22,410 Bye-bye, puppet. 1645 01:12:22,588 --> 01:12:23,998 Bye-bye, asshole. 1646 01:12:25,842 --> 01:12:27,048 Edwards! 1647 01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:33,720 Edwards! 1648 01:12:33,891 --> 01:12:35,552 - Oh! - Ugh! 1649 01:12:40,314 --> 01:12:41,599 Edwards! 1650 01:12:41,774 --> 01:12:44,311 Phil! 1651 01:12:46,404 --> 01:12:48,065 Come on. 1652 01:12:48,239 --> 01:12:49,854 Give me the key. She's getting away. 1653 01:12:51,284 --> 01:12:52,649 Shit. 1654 01:12:52,827 --> 01:12:54,533 - Come on. Let's go. - Thanks. 1655 01:12:54,704 --> 01:12:56,160 My ankle. 1656 01:13:03,546 --> 01:13:06,037 Sandra, where are you? 1657 01:13:07,258 --> 01:13:09,590 Come on. Let's end this thing. 1658 01:13:13,723 --> 01:13:16,339 It's over and you know it. 1659 01:13:16,517 --> 01:13:18,553 Come on out, you little psycho. 1660 01:13:18,728 --> 01:13:21,845 Drop your gun. 1661 01:13:23,524 --> 01:13:25,515 Stop right there! 1662 01:13:25,693 --> 01:13:26,978 Oh, what the fuck?! 1663 01:13:27,153 --> 01:13:28,689 Edwards! You all right? 1664 01:13:28,863 --> 01:13:30,728 It's deja fucking vu, Phil. 1665 01:13:30,907 --> 01:13:32,147 Oh, no, no, no. 1666 01:13:32,325 --> 01:13:34,316 Oh, fuck me, it's a gun to the head. 1667 01:13:34,493 --> 01:13:35,824 How'd she get the drop on you? 1668 01:13:35,995 --> 01:13:37,781 'Cause she's like a fuckin' spider monkey. 1669 01:13:37,955 --> 01:13:39,445 Damn! She got me that way, too. 1670 01:13:39,624 --> 01:13:40,739 Put the gun down! 1671 01:13:40,917 --> 01:13:42,703 Come on, Phil, don't do this again. 1672 01:13:42,877 --> 01:13:45,789 - I don't have a shot. - Take the shot, Phil. 1673 01:13:46,881 --> 01:13:50,840 Just a piece, just a tiny piece. 1674 01:13:51,010 --> 01:13:52,671 Don't fuck this up. 1675 01:13:52,845 --> 01:13:55,632 You're a puppet, not a fleshy. Why are you messing with me? 1676 01:13:58,392 --> 01:14:00,758 Jesus Christ... Oh, shit, Lyle! 1677 01:14:02,897 --> 01:14:04,762 - Take the shot, Phil! - He won't shoot me. 1678 01:14:04,941 --> 01:14:07,899 He's a blue loser puppet with a tiny felt cock. 1679 01:14:18,788 --> 01:14:20,699 Oh... 1680 01:14:20,873 --> 01:14:23,660 Oh, shit. 1681 01:14:25,044 --> 01:14:26,875 Shit, Phil! 1682 01:14:27,046 --> 01:14:29,833 That took you long enough, but... 1683 01:14:30,007 --> 01:14:33,420 Oh! 1684 01:14:33,594 --> 01:14:35,880 You finally did it, phily! 1685 01:14:36,055 --> 01:14:37,636 Attaboy! 1686 01:14:37,807 --> 01:14:40,594 That was a nice shot. Fuck. 1687 01:14:42,436 --> 01:14:45,553 - You all right? - Yeah, I'm fine. 1688 01:14:48,985 --> 01:14:50,521 You did good. 1689 01:14:50,695 --> 01:14:52,401 Yeah, you, too, kid. 1690 01:14:54,448 --> 01:14:58,282 God, it's very hard to pull off all white like that. 1691 01:14:58,452 --> 01:15:00,033 - What? - I got to give her that. 1692 01:15:00,204 --> 01:15:01,865 Oh, Jesus Christ. 1693 01:15:02,039 --> 01:15:03,620 - Oh, man... - I'm sorry. 1694 01:15:03,791 --> 01:15:05,372 I'm sorry. Too soon. 1695 01:15:16,846 --> 01:15:19,258 You know, you gave me quite a scare there. 1696 01:15:19,432 --> 01:15:21,889 I thought I was gonna lose you. 1697 01:15:22,059 --> 01:15:24,391 Sweetheart, you're never gonna lose me. 1698 01:15:27,523 --> 01:15:29,889 Bubbles, hey, you know, I was thinking... 1699 01:15:30,067 --> 01:15:32,479 - You were? - Yeah. 1700 01:15:32,653 --> 01:15:35,144 They broke the mold when they made you. 1701 01:15:38,034 --> 01:15:39,740 They did? 1702 01:15:39,910 --> 01:15:41,571 And I'd like to take you out to dinner, 1703 01:15:41,746 --> 01:15:42,866 you know, someplace special. 1704 01:15:44,498 --> 01:15:46,159 You mean, like, on a date? 1705 01:15:47,626 --> 01:15:49,036 Yeah. 1706 01:15:50,171 --> 01:15:51,536 Like a date. 1707 01:15:53,466 --> 01:15:55,002 I'm gonna go home and change. 1708 01:15:55,176 --> 01:15:57,792 Oh, all right, okay. 1709 01:15:57,970 --> 01:15:59,506 - Hey, I'll pick you up later. - Okay. 1710 01:16:03,100 --> 01:16:04,806 - Here you go. Thanks. - Thank you. 1711 01:16:04,977 --> 01:16:07,138 - Hey. - Hey, yourself. 1712 01:16:07,313 --> 01:16:09,349 You finally get the nerve to ask her out? 1713 01:16:09,523 --> 01:16:11,980 Yeah, I'm gonna take her out tonight for dinner. 1714 01:16:12,151 --> 01:16:14,016 - That took you long enough. - Mmm. 1715 01:16:14,195 --> 01:16:16,777 Don't fuck this one up, Phil. She's one of the good ones. 1716 01:16:16,947 --> 01:16:18,437 Yes, she is. 1717 01:16:18,616 --> 01:16:21,107 Good work, you two. I knew you had it in you. 1718 01:16:21,285 --> 01:16:22,866 Oh, thanks, lieutenant. 1719 01:16:23,037 --> 01:16:24,777 Edwards, you're off suspension. 1720 01:16:24,955 --> 01:16:26,161 Thanks, lieu. 1721 01:16:26,332 --> 01:16:27,822 And, Phil, I talked to the captain, 1722 01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:29,911 and he put in a motion with the mayor's office 1723 01:16:30,086 --> 01:16:31,917 to permanently repeal the Philips code. 1724 01:16:32,088 --> 01:16:33,794 What? 1725 01:16:35,299 --> 01:16:38,086 I know it's early, but what the heck. 1726 01:16:38,260 --> 01:16:39,875 I've had this sitting in my desk, 1727 01:16:40,054 --> 01:16:41,544 waiting for this day. 1728 01:16:44,517 --> 01:16:45,848 Wow. 1729 01:16:46,018 --> 01:16:47,804 How about that? 1730 01:16:47,978 --> 01:16:50,219 Far be it for me to compliment you, 1731 01:16:50,397 --> 01:16:53,139 but you're the best damn cop I've ever seen. 1732 01:16:53,317 --> 01:16:55,683 Oh, well, you're no bag of shit either. 1733 01:16:55,861 --> 01:16:57,977 Well, you're a real fucking poet, aren't you? 1734 01:17:00,032 --> 01:17:01,147 You asshole. 1735 01:17:01,325 --> 01:17:03,816 You are both equally not bags of shit. 1736 01:17:03,994 --> 01:17:06,235 In fact, when you're working together, 1737 01:17:06,413 --> 01:17:08,053 you're two peas in a little fucked-up pod. 1738 01:17:08,082 --> 01:17:10,038 Yeah. 1739 01:17:11,127 --> 01:17:12,583 You're the best, partner. 1740 01:17:16,549 --> 01:17:18,005 - God almighty. - Here we go. 1741 01:17:18,175 --> 01:17:19,381 - Here comes numbnuts. Yeah. 1742 01:17:19,552 --> 01:17:23,841 Word on the street is that you did... okay. 1743 01:17:24,014 --> 01:17:25,424 Okay? 1744 01:17:25,599 --> 01:17:27,840 Phil Philips is a goddamn hero. 1745 01:17:28,018 --> 01:17:29,474 Oh, no, no, no, Edwards is the hero. 1746 01:17:29,645 --> 01:17:31,101 I just got a lucky shot off. 1747 01:17:31,272 --> 01:17:32,603 Come on. 1748 01:17:32,773 --> 01:17:34,104 No hard feelings? 1749 01:17:34,275 --> 01:17:36,391 Well, no, I still think you're an asshole. 1750 01:17:36,569 --> 01:17:38,025 Asshole says what? 1751 01:17:38,195 --> 01:17:41,028 - What? 1752 01:17:41,198 --> 01:17:43,280 I said, "asshole says what?" And you... 1753 01:17:43,450 --> 01:17:44,485 And you said, "what?" 1754 01:17:44,660 --> 01:17:46,321 - 'Cause you're an asshole. - Yeah. 1755 01:17:46,495 --> 01:17:48,031 What? 1756 01:17:48,205 --> 01:17:49,695 - Every time. Yeah. 1757 01:17:49,874 --> 01:17:51,239 Always works on assholes. 1758 01:17:51,417 --> 01:17:52,782 I'm going back to the FBI. 1759 01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:54,896 Oh, yeah, what's that stand for? Fucking big idiot? 1760 01:17:54,920 --> 01:17:56,535 Oh, wow, what a comeback! 1761 01:17:56,714 --> 01:17:58,625 Yeah, that's a reverse burn. 1762 01:17:58,799 --> 01:17:59,834 Hey, stupid. Say, "what." 1763 01:18:00,009 --> 01:18:02,625 - What? 1764 01:18:02,803 --> 01:18:04,883 - Fucking big idiot! - That's not what it stands for! 1765 01:18:07,308 --> 01:18:09,970 Maybe puppets do have a chance for a happy ending. 1766 01:18:10,144 --> 01:18:11,759 Happy ending? 1767 01:18:11,937 --> 01:18:14,895 Jesus, I still can't get that squirting cow out of my head. 1768 01:18:32,541 --> 01:18:34,623 ♪ I know a guy who's tough but sweet ♪ 1769 01:18:36,962 --> 01:18:39,499 ♪ He's so fine, he can't be beat... ♪ 1770 01:18:39,673 --> 01:18:40,913 Let's dance. 1771 01:18:41,091 --> 01:18:44,083 ♪ He's got everything that I desire ♪ 1772 01:18:45,596 --> 01:18:47,928 ♪ Sets the summer sun on fire ♪ 1773 01:18:50,059 --> 01:18:52,175 ♪ I want candy ♪ 1774 01:18:54,480 --> 01:18:56,641 ♪ I want candy... ♪ 1775 01:18:58,692 --> 01:18:59,898 Hey. Hey... 1776 01:19:01,862 --> 01:19:03,602 What happened? Did you break down? 1777 01:19:03,781 --> 01:19:05,021 I think I did. 1778 01:19:07,785 --> 01:19:09,741 ♪ Go to see him when the sun goes down ♪ 1779 01:19:11,956 --> 01:19:14,288 ♪ Ain't no finer boy in town ♪ 1780 01:19:16,293 --> 01:19:19,126 ♪ You're my guy, what the doctor ordered ♪ 1781 01:19:20,881 --> 01:19:23,497 ♪ So sweet, you make my mouth water ♪ 1782 01:19:24,927 --> 01:19:27,088 ♪ I want candy... ♪ 1783 01:19:29,431 --> 01:19:31,467 ♪ I want candy ♪ 1784 01:19:33,018 --> 01:19:34,428 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 1785 01:19:34,603 --> 01:19:36,013 We need to talk. 1786 01:19:36,188 --> 01:19:38,053 Okay, give me a minute. 1787 01:19:40,943 --> 01:19:42,308 Do you have any coke? 1788 01:19:48,534 --> 01:19:51,071 Cut. Done. 1789 01:19:55,416 --> 01:19:57,623 ♪ Candy on the beach, there's nothing better 1790 01:19:59,461 --> 01:20:01,952 ♪ but I like candy when it's wrapped in a sweater... ♪ 1791 01:20:02,131 --> 01:20:04,998 - Hey, you forgot your carrot. - Not mine! 1792 01:20:08,429 --> 01:20:10,761 ♪ Then I'll have candy all the time ♪ 1793 01:20:12,766 --> 01:20:15,007 ♪ I want candy ♪ 1794 01:20:17,146 --> 01:20:19,182 ♪ I want candy ♪ 1795 01:20:21,150 --> 01:20:23,732 ♪ Hey! Hey! 1796 01:20:25,529 --> 01:20:26,529 ♪ Hey! ♪ 1797 01:20:26,572 --> 01:20:28,688 - I have quite an appetite. - How large? 1798 01:20:28,866 --> 01:20:31,699 Big enough to take down the Titanic. 1799 01:20:31,869 --> 01:20:34,656 And by Titanic, I mean your cock. 1800 01:20:34,830 --> 01:20:37,367 Oh, Jesus Christ. 1801 01:20:41,879 --> 01:20:44,541 ♪ Happy, happy, happy, happy ♪ 1802 01:20:44,715 --> 01:20:46,922 ♪ It's Happytime ♪ 1803 01:20:48,218 --> 01:20:50,459 ♪ It's the Happytime Gang ♪ 1804 01:20:50,637 --> 01:20:53,629 ♪ It's the Happytime Gang ♪ 1805 01:21:06,653 --> 01:21:11,192 ♪ It's the Happytime Gang ♪ 127784

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