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Like this?
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Yeah. It's gotta come off
right when they pour it.
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And then what do you say?
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"Would you like some coffee
with that sugar?"
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Yes!
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All right, sweetie,
so what do you recommend?
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Boyd likes
the grilled cheese.
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All right, well, then
two grilled cheeses, please.
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And catch of the day?
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Hepatitis C.
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Let's see.
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How about duck l'orange...
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Unh-unh.
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- In the shape of a hamburger?
- All right.
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Yo, hash slinger.
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I'll take a ration
of powdered eggs.
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No better way to get used to
military food than this dump.
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Oh...
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Hey, Eve, we got you
an iced tea.
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Want some sugar?
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Uh, nice try, small fry.
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But we were trained
by the same prank master.
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Ah, the young.
They have so much to learn.
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Yeah. Fake vomit,
the whoopee cushion.
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The rubber snake
in the toilet.
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The real snake
in the toilet.
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You asked me to snake
the toilet.
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Uh, hey, Dad,
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I need some help with
my Junior ROTC competition.
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Can you ask Mr. Larabee
to help me
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with
my rifle-handling skills?
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Chuck Larabee.
I know he's a Marine,
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but I think I can outshoot most
of them with my eyes closed.
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And you wonder why I don't go
hunting with you anymore.
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Well, Dad,
it's not shooting.
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We have to spin
and twirl a rifle around,
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kind of like some girly
cheerleader with a baton.
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If I can describe it
like that to Chuck,
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sure, I'll ask him.
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Yeah,
and if I make sergeant,
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- it'll look really good on
my college resume. - Hmm.
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Oh, you know what?
That is really smart, Eve.
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Gosh, I wish Mandy
had thought ahead like that.
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- She was rejected at practically every
college she applied to. - I know.
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She's gonna be stuck
going to U.C. Denver.
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- Well, that's not a bad deal.
- Hey. Watch it.
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I'm taking classes
at U.C. Denver.
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Yeah, sorry, I know. Yeah,
I know, I know, I know.
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They're not
very selective, okay?
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You got a warm body, you're in.
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Which is also
Mandy's policy.
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Hey! Shh!
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The kid's right here.
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A-and she has the same 74%
acceptance rate.
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Oh! Ah! Bam! That's
what I'm talking about!
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Very funny!
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Would you like some
French fries with that salt?
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Oh, shh!
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You guys! Amazing news!
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I was just accepted
at Laguna Beach University
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- in California!
- What?
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- What?
- How did that happen?
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It's a California school.
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Maybe they didn't get
their quota of capricorns.
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Sync & corrections by Alice
www.addic7ed.com
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Hey, Mike, take a look at this.
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Hold on a second, man.
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- I'm just looking at the figures
for Mandy's college. - Mm.
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It's, like, almost
30 grand a semester.
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How do people afford this?
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That's two semesters,
four years--
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that's almost a quarter mil.
That's a big nut.
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Yeah. My nut, in a vice.
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Plus I got Kris
at U.C. Denver,
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Eve's just
around the corner.
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That's three big nuts.
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We used to have a guy
in gym class like that.
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They got him
a special cup, you know?
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I just can't believe Mandy
got into LBU.
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- Laguna Beach?
- Yeah.
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Well, I may have played
a hand in that.
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Dean of Admissions
is a pal.
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Why?
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I don't know.
I'm a friendly guy.
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People are drawn to me.
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No. Why did you help my daughter
get into an expensive school
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without asking me?
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'Cause I thought I was
doing you a favor.
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If you didn't want her
going there,
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why did you let her apply?
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Because I love my daughter.
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I want the college
to crush her dreams, not me.
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She's a better fit
for U.C. Denver.
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- Why's that?
- Cause it'll save me 200 grand.
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Hey, Mr. B.
Mr. Alzate.
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Yeah, Kyle.
Hey, Kyle, where you been?
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Oh, I got your note
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to restock
the trout pond with cat.
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Here.
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"Fish."
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Yeah, that would've been
a lot easier.
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Yeah.
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Hey, Kyle.
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- Sit down. I-I gotta talk
to you for a second. - Yeah.
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Listen, I'm sure Mandy told you
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she got accepted
to Laguna Beach University
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and U.C. Denver.
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- Yeah. Got accepted to two colleges?
- Yeah.
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Man, she's gonna be busy.
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She's probably just
gonna go to one of 'em--
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the one in California.
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How do you feel about
a long-distance relationship?
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Yeah, you know,
distance puts a strain
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- on everything, son.
- Mm-hmm.
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Like my last marriage couldn't
survive a king-sized bed.
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Don't worry
about me and Mandy.
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I mean, we know that
Colorado and California
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are on opposite sides
of the continent...
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But geography means
nothing to us.
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Clearly.
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Listen, I'm just surprised
you're not upset
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about her being around
all those smart,
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good-looking, rich guys.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
They all surf
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and play that
beach blanket bingo there.
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- And roast their weenies...
- Weenies.
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- And drive their woodies.
- Big woodies.
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I guess, but what kind
of boyfriend would I be
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if I asked her not to go?
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Well... the kind that still
has a girlfriend.
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I just think she's so much
better here at U.C. Denver.
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Yeah, but there'd still be
smart guys there.
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- I don't think she's
interested in that. - Yeah.
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You're right, Mr. B.
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All right.
I'm gonna go talk to Mandy
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- about this whole college thing.
- Great idea.
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You know, it just
occurred to me...
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Three nuts wasn't
in my gym class.
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I had him in history.
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I don't know
why he showed me.
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Wow. You look beautiful.
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Oh...
Thanks.
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Uh, Ryan, this is
a really expensive restaurant.
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I will not be able
to dine-and-dash in these heels.
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Tonight, money is no issue.
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- And you can order any of the wines.
- Wow.
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A-as long as they're
on this side of the page.
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- Uh-huh.
- And from here up.
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But not that one.
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If order the cheapest wine,
can I get three of them?
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Absolutely. I just won't
order an entree.
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Uh, she'll have
the house cab. Thanks.
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You okay?
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Yeah. Yeah. It's just...
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Mandy's moving away
to California,
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and I'm still stuck
waking up
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in my childhood bedroom
being mocked
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by my "Most Likely to Succeed"
trophies.
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It's just hard
being the oldest kid
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when the youngest
is Dad's favorite
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and the middle child
is, you know,
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the breakout star
everybody swoons over.
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Well...
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You know, a lot of times
that middle child
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ends up being the funny one
because he wants the attention.
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Jon! Hi!
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- Kris, it's great to see you.
- Yeah, you, too.
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Uh, Ryan, this is Jon Baker.
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We used to wait tables
together at the diner.
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- Yeah, we hated that place.
- Mm.
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So, what are you doing now?
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Still hating it.
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Oh.
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Hey, did you ever hear
anything from that deadbeat guy
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who took off on you
and your kid?
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That's right...
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Uh, you never actually
met Ryan.
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Yeah, we're back together.
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Oh, right on. That's...
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- Well, that's, uh, that's great.
- Yeah.
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So, you're finally
out of your dad's house.
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Oh... so enough about me.
Uh...
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You seem to be
doing great.
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Tending bar
in a place like this?
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Yeah, but, you know,
I mean,
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- owner's kind of full of himself.
- Mm.
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He's young, successful...
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Easy on the eyes.
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I'm the owner.
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And tonight's on me. Enjoy.
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Huh?
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Did you hear that?
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Oh, yeah. I'm getting
at least two entrees.
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No, Ryan, everyone is
moving on with their lives
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except for me.
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You know, I have just got
to make the leap
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and get my own place.
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Or...
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You could...
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Move in with me.
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Whoa.
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So this is why
you brought me here.
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Tried to dazzle me
with the house cab.
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It just makes sense.
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You know, you could work less
and take more college classes.
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Come on. Let me do this.
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Wow. Uh... I'm gonna have to
think about this.
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You might want to order me
a glass of wine.
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You have a glass of wine.
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Check back in ten seconds.
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Ten-hut!
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Port... arms!
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Right shoulder... arms!
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Order... arms!
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Okay.
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There was only one little thing
wrong with that.
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Really? What?
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Everything, maggot!
We're gonna do it again!
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Oh, no.
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What did you say?!
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I mean...
Yes, sir, Mr. Larabee, sir!
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Are you a soldier
or a little girl?!
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Trying to be both, sir!
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Well, you're doing
a piss-poor job
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at one of them!
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Seriously, Eve, let me know
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if I'm taking this too far.
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No,
you're really motivating me.
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Lean harder
on that "maggot" stuff.
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Okay, well,
whatever you say. Now...
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- Present arms!
- Oh. Is our neighbor still out there
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yelling at our daughter?
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Yeah, it's great.
And if she gets tired,
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we can just send
one of the other girls out.
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Ahem!
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Hello, parents.
Um, Kyle and I have
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a very important
life announcement to make.
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It's about LBU.
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- Oh, what about LBU?
- Well, let 'em finish.
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I think you're gonna like
where this is going.
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Okay, so... Kyle and I
both feel like
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Laguna is a wonderful
opportunity for me,
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but we don't want it to tear us asunder.
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Nothing more painful
than a torn asunder.
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Well, you know, honey,
U.C. Denver
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- is a better fit for you.
- It--it really is.
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Yeah.
U.C. Denver? No, I'm--
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I'm still going to Laguna.
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But I'm going with her!
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Whoo!
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- We got it all figured out.
- Yeah.
252
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She'll go to class,
I'll get a job,
253
00:09:46,423 --> 00:09:48,156
and we'll live someplace.
254
00:09:50,059 --> 00:09:52,527
Well, you left nothing
to chance there, did you, Kyle?
255
00:09:54,162 --> 00:09:55,764
We need a little time alone.
256
00:09:55,831 --> 00:09:57,565
Mm-hmm. Yeah, ladies, can
Mike and I have the room?
257
00:09:57,633 --> 00:10:00,502
No. Alone without you.
258
00:10:00,569 --> 00:10:02,370
Right. We can talk
anytime. Okay.
259
00:10:02,438 --> 00:10:04,806
- Bye, Mandy.
- Bye.
260
00:10:04,874 --> 00:10:06,508
Listen,
enough fooling around.
261
00:10:06,575 --> 00:10:09,276
Your mom and I don't think
LBU is a good fit for you.
262
00:10:09,343 --> 00:10:10,711
Yeah. Honey, you know what?
The courses there--
263
00:10:10,779 --> 00:10:12,279
they're much harder
than what you're used to.
264
00:10:12,346 --> 00:10:13,814
- Mm-hmm. - Well, that's sort
of the beauty of college.
265
00:10:13,882 --> 00:10:15,549
I mean, for the first
few years, they're basically
266
00:10:15,617 --> 00:10:18,184
just going over what you
learned in high school.
267
00:10:18,252 --> 00:10:20,921
But you didn't learn
anything in high school.
268
00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:25,324
So... I won't be bored.
269
00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:27,126
Sweetheart, we're--
we're just worried
270
00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:29,862
you might have trouble
keeping up.
271
00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:31,731
The school isn't worried.
272
00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:33,799
I mean, they obviously think
that I'm smart enough.
273
00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:38,137
Ed pulled a few
strings to get you in there.
274
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:43,409
So... you're saying
I wasn't accepted
275
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,645
because of
my deserved-osity?
276
00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:50,082
Oh, I know what this is.
277
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,084
You guys think that I'm too
stupid to go to a good college.
278
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,652
- No, no, honey. Honey--
- Oh, stop.
279
00:10:53,719 --> 00:10:55,620
- Yeah. - I would never, ever
say you were stupid.
280
00:10:55,688 --> 00:10:58,122
You're too lazy.
281
00:10:58,190 --> 00:10:59,790
Okay, so just to be clear,
282
00:10:59,858 --> 00:11:01,259
neither of you think
that I can cut it, right?
283
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,226
- No. No, no. Honey--
- No, that has nothing--
284
00:11:02,294 --> 00:11:03,761
Well, then screw college.
285
00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:05,129
Who said I ever wanted
to go in the first place?
286
00:11:05,197 --> 00:11:07,065
No, Mandy-- Man--
287
00:11:07,132 --> 00:11:08,933
Really? Really?
You call her lazy?
288
00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:10,468
You called her stupid!
289
00:11:10,535 --> 00:11:12,369
I did not call her stupid.
I-I...
290
00:11:12,437 --> 00:11:14,271
No, I implied it.
291
00:11:14,339 --> 00:11:17,074
I didn't think
she'd figure it out.
292
00:11:23,444 --> 00:11:24,710
Rest of your order will be
out in a minute,
293
00:11:24,778 --> 00:11:27,213
- Malibu Barbie.
- I wish.
294
00:11:27,281 --> 00:11:29,081
Actually, I meant that
as an insult.
295
00:11:29,150 --> 00:11:30,991
Yeah, but where's the insult?
I mean, she's got
296
00:11:31,018 --> 00:11:32,718
a pink convertible,
her own dream house,
297
00:11:33,286 --> 00:11:35,587
and a sister that's
optional and less popular.
298
00:11:35,656 --> 00:11:37,156
Up top.
299
00:11:40,125 --> 00:11:41,893
Anyways, haven't you heard?
Mom and Dad think
300
00:11:41,961 --> 00:11:43,895
I'm too stupid and lazy
to go to LBU,
301
00:11:43,963 --> 00:11:46,464
so... I'm not gonna go
to college at all.
302
00:11:46,532 --> 00:11:49,567
Oh. That'll prove 'em wrong.
303
00:11:49,635 --> 00:11:52,203
So you're not even gonna
go to UCD?
304
00:11:52,271 --> 00:11:53,738
Are you kidding me?
Seriously,
305
00:11:53,806 --> 00:11:55,306
you look out the window
at LBU,
306
00:11:55,374 --> 00:11:56,707
and you see the ocean.
307
00:11:56,775 --> 00:11:58,342
You look out the window
at U.C. Denver,
308
00:11:58,410 --> 00:12:00,778
and you see Denver.
309
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:03,181
- Unbelievable.
- What?
310
00:12:03,248 --> 00:12:04,982
Well, Mom and Dad won't pay
to send you to school
311
00:12:05,050 --> 00:12:07,451
at the beach, so you're just
gonna bail on the whole idea?
312
00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:09,320
- Well--
- That school is $60,000 a year.
313
00:12:09,388 --> 00:12:11,921
Do you know how much
that adds up to in four years?
314
00:12:11,989 --> 00:12:13,756
Or more likely five.
315
00:12:14,524 --> 00:12:16,092
Or six.
316
00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:19,529
Not if you keep changing
the problem on me.
317
00:12:20,797 --> 00:12:22,599
Okay, you slacked off
all through high school, Mandy.
318
00:12:22,667 --> 00:12:25,168
You haven't done anything to
actually deserve their support.
319
00:12:25,236 --> 00:12:26,768
Who are you to talk?!
320
00:12:27,086 --> 00:12:28,787
You're still living at home
and you're, like, 100!
321
00:12:28,855 --> 00:12:31,490
All you do is complain about
being stuck in your life.
322
00:12:31,558 --> 00:12:33,191
You don't do anything
to change it.
323
00:12:33,259 --> 00:12:34,960
Well, actually,
I'm thinking about making
324
00:12:35,027 --> 00:12:36,728
some big changes.
325
00:12:36,796 --> 00:12:38,196
Well, that's the difference
between you and me.
326
00:12:38,264 --> 00:12:40,131
I don't think about things.
327
00:12:40,199 --> 00:12:42,334
You know what?
328
00:12:42,401 --> 00:12:43,935
You are right.
329
00:12:46,805 --> 00:12:48,806
Carlos, I quit.
330
00:12:48,874 --> 00:12:51,909
Whoa. Hey, Kristin,
come on. I'm sorry.
331
00:12:51,977 --> 00:12:54,111
No, don't--don't quit.
You can't quit. Not now.
332
00:12:54,179 --> 00:12:56,013
I have a milk shake coming.
333
00:13:00,952 --> 00:13:02,619
Ten-hut!
334
00:13:02,687 --> 00:13:04,454
Port... arms!
335
00:13:07,358 --> 00:13:09,559
- Right shoulder... - Wow. Gotta
say, that was pretty impressive.
336
00:13:09,627 --> 00:13:10,927
- Oh, yeah.
- Hmm.
337
00:13:10,995 --> 00:13:12,762
That'll scare the heck
out of the North Koreans.
338
00:13:12,830 --> 00:13:14,397
- See all those spinnin' rifles?
- Hmm.
339
00:13:14,465 --> 00:13:17,299
They'll forget all about
their nuclear ambitions.
340
00:13:17,367 --> 00:13:19,267
Grandpa?
341
00:13:19,335 --> 00:13:21,236
Hey, Boyd, I found
some stuff in the garage
342
00:13:21,304 --> 00:13:22,638
- I want to show you, okay?
- Hey.
343
00:13:22,706 --> 00:13:24,306
Hey, buddy, will you go
upstairs for a second?
344
00:13:24,374 --> 00:13:26,208
I need to talk
to Grandma and Grandpa.
345
00:13:26,275 --> 00:13:27,710
Daddy,
346
00:13:27,777 --> 00:13:31,012
do you think you're gonna
need to use the toilet?
347
00:13:35,183 --> 00:13:36,985
Uh...
Eventually.
348
00:13:37,052 --> 00:13:41,122
Well, be up in, like,
five minutes.
349
00:13:44,527 --> 00:13:46,593
Sounds like he found
the rubber snake.
350
00:13:46,661 --> 00:13:48,629
Now he's never gonna
fall for it!
351
00:13:50,732 --> 00:13:52,198
Look, it's about Kristin.
352
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:53,667
Do you guys know she's
talking about moving out?
353
00:13:53,735 --> 00:13:55,736
I want you guys to convince her
to move in with me.
354
00:13:55,803 --> 00:13:58,639
You'd have better luck
asking me for my kidney.
355
00:13:58,706 --> 00:14:00,607
Well, wait a minute.
356
00:14:00,675 --> 00:14:01,942
Do you think she's
really serious this time?
357
00:14:02,010 --> 00:14:03,643
I-I don't want Kristin
to move out.
358
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,545
I-I'd really miss
her and Boyd.
359
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:08,014
Boyd?
Why does he have to go?
360
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,982
Well, honey, she's not gonna
forget to pack him.
361
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:12,151
He's not a toothbrush.
362
00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:13,819
Well, Mike, where would you
rather have her live--
363
00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:15,421
with me, or in Five Points?
364
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,156
'Cause that's where
she's looking at apartments.
365
00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:19,624
- Five Points?
- Yeah. Off Martin Luther King Boulevard.
366
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,893
I-I guess that's all she
can afford on her salary,
367
00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:24,195
and... I just really
hate the idea
368
00:14:24,263 --> 00:14:26,798
of her and Boyd living
in that part of town.
369
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,434
Yeah, that part of town.
Hey, hold on a second.
370
00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:31,302
Just hold that thought
for a second.
371
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,404
- Hey, Larabee, I want to ask you something.
- Mike, what are you doing?
372
00:14:33,472 --> 00:14:35,505
- Don't do it--honey, no! - You might
give us a better perspective on this.
373
00:14:35,574 --> 00:14:37,274
- What's up?
- Ryan is worried
374
00:14:37,341 --> 00:14:40,077
that Kristin may move into
an area called Five Points.
375
00:14:40,144 --> 00:14:42,613
- Five Points?
- Right.
376
00:14:42,681 --> 00:14:45,382
What's wrong
with Five Points?
377
00:14:47,218 --> 00:14:49,486
Nothing. Nothing.
I'm just not sure
378
00:14:49,554 --> 00:14:51,588
it's the safest place
for her to live.
379
00:14:51,655 --> 00:14:54,057
Well, I never have
a problem there.
380
00:14:54,124 --> 00:14:55,491
You know what I'm... saying.
381
00:14:55,559 --> 00:14:57,293
There are
a few rough characters.
382
00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:59,161
I think I know
what he means, Mike.
383
00:14:59,229 --> 00:15:01,998
There are some
colorful characters.
384
00:15:02,066 --> 00:15:03,265
- Aha.
- Yeah.
385
00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:05,167
Come on. Vanessa, please,
help me out.
386
00:15:05,235 --> 00:15:08,536
I'm kinda curious to see
how you get out of this.
387
00:15:09,105 --> 00:15:11,272
Well, it's just that
on every corner,
388
00:15:11,340 --> 00:15:14,209
there's one of those
check-cashing establishments.
389
00:15:14,276 --> 00:15:16,678
People need
their checks cashed.
390
00:15:16,746 --> 00:15:18,179
And liquor stores.
391
00:15:18,247 --> 00:15:19,848
People need their booze.
392
00:15:19,916 --> 00:15:21,182
And pawnshops.
393
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:23,985
Well, people need
used banjos.
394
00:15:24,052 --> 00:15:26,286
- People are very musical in Five Points.
- Oh, yeah.
395
00:15:26,354 --> 00:15:28,155
Wait a minute.
396
00:15:28,223 --> 00:15:29,991
This wouldn't have
anything to do
397
00:15:30,058 --> 00:15:32,426
with the fact
that Five Points is a...
398
00:15:32,494 --> 00:15:35,963
"Racially diverse" neighborhood,
does it?
399
00:15:36,031 --> 00:15:39,298
No. No. Absolutely not.
That is not what I meant.
400
00:15:39,366 --> 00:15:41,467
- Ahh.
- Ahh.
401
00:15:44,939 --> 00:15:46,239
You are so bad.
402
00:15:46,306 --> 00:15:49,242
I'm just
messing with you, son.
403
00:15:49,309 --> 00:15:51,349
I'd be scared to death
to live in that neighborhood.
404
00:15:52,411 --> 00:15:53,680
All that check-cashin'.
405
00:15:53,748 --> 00:15:55,547
Right.
406
00:15:55,615 --> 00:15:58,117
Yeah, okay,
that was hysterical, Mike.
407
00:15:59,953 --> 00:16:02,554
But seriously, will you guys
tell her to move in with me?
408
00:16:02,622 --> 00:16:05,057
I don't understand why Kristin
just can't stay here.
409
00:16:05,125 --> 00:16:06,825
Doesn't it make more sense
for Kristin to live
410
00:16:06,893 --> 00:16:08,627
with the father of her child?
411
00:16:08,695 --> 00:16:10,162
Maybe we should find
this Kristin
412
00:16:10,229 --> 00:16:12,664
and see what she thinks.
413
00:16:12,731 --> 00:16:14,098
So everybody's down here.
You having fun
414
00:16:14,166 --> 00:16:15,733
making big decisions
about my life?
415
00:16:15,801 --> 00:16:17,601
What are you
so dressed up for?
416
00:16:17,670 --> 00:16:20,304
Work.
This is my new uniform.
417
00:16:20,372 --> 00:16:21,773
They can dress up that diner
all they want,
418
00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:24,375
but it doesn't fool my colon.
419
00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:25,710
Look, Kris,
420
00:16:25,778 --> 00:16:27,410
I am putting my foot down.
421
00:16:27,478 --> 00:16:29,112
I am not letting you move Boyd
to Five Points.
422
00:16:29,180 --> 00:16:32,315
- Why is that, Ryan?
- Oh, just quit it, Mike!
423
00:16:32,383 --> 00:16:35,018
You're right. I-I won't be
moving to Five Points.
424
00:16:35,086 --> 00:16:36,553
Thank God.
425
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,989
And I'm not moving
in with you, Ryan.
426
00:16:39,057 --> 00:16:40,623
I-I'm sorry. I just--
I can't go from living
427
00:16:40,692 --> 00:16:43,592
under one man's roof to living
under another man's roof.
428
00:16:43,660 --> 00:16:45,161
Well, it's not another
man's roof.
429
00:16:45,228 --> 00:16:47,563
My building is owned
by a lesbian couple.
430
00:16:47,630 --> 00:16:49,298
Well,
I found actually
431
00:16:49,365 --> 00:16:51,233
a really nice 2-bedroom
in LoDo.
432
00:16:51,801 --> 00:16:53,402
You can't afford that
on your diner salary.
433
00:16:53,469 --> 00:16:55,204
Yeah, that's right.
That's why I quit,
434
00:16:55,271 --> 00:16:56,638
and I got a new job.
435
00:16:56,707 --> 00:16:58,607
Really? Well,
that's great, honey.
436
00:16:58,675 --> 00:17:00,775
I--you're so much better
than waitressing.
437
00:17:00,843 --> 00:17:02,310
So, what's the new job?
438
00:17:02,377 --> 00:17:04,512
Uh, waitressing.
439
00:17:04,580 --> 00:17:06,480
But at
a much better restaurant.
440
00:17:06,548 --> 00:17:08,783
I'll be earning three times
what I was making at the diner,
441
00:17:08,851 --> 00:17:11,485
and they're talking about
making me a manager.
442
00:17:12,722 --> 00:17:14,155
Uh...
443
00:17:14,223 --> 00:17:15,388
- Hey.
- Hey.
444
00:17:15,456 --> 00:17:16,857
Come on in. Everybody,
this is my new boss.
445
00:17:16,925 --> 00:17:18,391
This is Jon Baker.
446
00:17:18,459 --> 00:17:20,127
- Hi.
- Oh, hi, I'm Vanessa. Hi.
447
00:17:20,195 --> 00:17:21,494
I'm Mike Baxter.
448
00:17:21,562 --> 00:17:24,198
- Hey.
- Man, you look familiar.
449
00:17:28,603 --> 00:17:31,804
Well, you know, I used to
work with Kristin.
450
00:17:31,905 --> 00:17:33,505
Hmm.
That's not it.
451
00:17:35,042 --> 00:17:37,110
Well, uh, Jon just came by
to give me a ride
452
00:17:37,177 --> 00:17:39,112
- to my first dinner shift.
- Yeah.
453
00:17:39,179 --> 00:17:40,780
You know, makes sense
to carpool,
454
00:17:40,848 --> 00:17:43,415
- save the planet, right?
- Yeah, whatever.
455
00:17:43,483 --> 00:17:45,752
Yeah, I'm just kidding.
456
00:17:45,819 --> 00:17:48,120
- Environmental regulations
are job killers. - Yeah.
457
00:17:48,187 --> 00:17:49,921
I'm a small business owner.
I know.
458
00:17:53,291 --> 00:17:55,693
Whoa.
Is that your car?
459
00:17:55,962 --> 00:17:58,230
Uh... yeah, yeah.
460
00:17:58,297 --> 00:17:59,597
I had it souped up a bit.
461
00:17:59,665 --> 00:18:02,100
You know, for more power.
462
00:18:03,168 --> 00:18:06,070
Oh, yeah.
463
00:18:06,138 --> 00:18:07,571
Bye.
464
00:18:09,875 --> 00:18:12,376
Now, that kid
was raised right.
465
00:18:21,062 --> 00:18:23,196
I know how to lift a box.
466
00:18:23,264 --> 00:18:24,864
I saw the way
you picked it up, Mike.
467
00:18:24,933 --> 00:18:26,899
Maybe you should start
lifting with your legs.
468
00:18:26,967 --> 00:18:28,334
Well, maybe you should stop
looking at me
469
00:18:28,402 --> 00:18:29,902
when I'm bent over, huh?
470
00:18:29,970 --> 00:18:33,239
Hey, Mike... whoa!
471
00:18:33,307 --> 00:18:36,508
Um, can I talk to you guys
about LBU?
472
00:18:36,576 --> 00:18:39,144
Talk is cheap, unlike LBU.
473
00:18:39,211 --> 00:18:40,913
Ha ha. Well...
474
00:18:40,980 --> 00:18:43,582
I still think it's
the right choice for me,
475
00:18:43,650 --> 00:18:45,751
and I'm going to prove that
to you by going to U.C. Denver
476
00:18:45,819 --> 00:18:47,385
for a year
and getting my grades up.
477
00:18:47,454 --> 00:18:49,620
That is great, sweetheart.
478
00:18:49,688 --> 00:18:51,589
We are really, really
proud of you.
479
00:18:51,657 --> 00:18:52,924
Thanks.
480
00:18:52,991 --> 00:18:54,492
Plus I found out that
U.C. Denver actually has,
481
00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:55,927
like, a really good
fashion department,
482
00:18:55,994 --> 00:18:58,262
so I'm probably just gonna
switch my major to that
483
00:18:58,330 --> 00:19:00,297
and then minor in Latin.
484
00:19:00,365 --> 00:19:01,732
What do you know
about Latin?
485
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,869
I love Shakira,
and I'm really good at zumba.
486
00:19:04,937 --> 00:19:07,838
Well, as long as you have
that Latin to fall back on.
487
00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:13,677
- These the last of them?
- Yeah.
488
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:22,518
You know, you can still change
your mind if you want to.
489
00:19:22,586 --> 00:19:23,953
I know.
490
00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:25,721
And, uh...
491
00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:27,990
I actually have.
492
00:19:28,057 --> 00:19:30,325
Wait, now? After we
packed up the truck?
493
00:19:30,393 --> 00:19:32,394
No, no, no.
494
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:34,964
I, uh, changed my mind
about this.
495
00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:38,299
I've decided
that you are welcome
496
00:19:38,367 --> 00:19:40,301
to come live
with Boyd and me...
497
00:19:40,369 --> 00:19:42,637
If you would like.
498
00:19:42,705 --> 00:19:44,372
I'm confused.
499
00:19:44,439 --> 00:19:46,541
I thought you wanted
to be out on your own.
500
00:19:46,609 --> 00:19:48,175
There's a big difference
501
00:19:48,243 --> 00:19:49,644
between moving
into someone else's place
502
00:19:49,712 --> 00:19:51,913
and someone moving
into mine.
503
00:19:55,917 --> 00:19:58,151
Grandpa, don't forget
my book of pranks!
504
00:19:58,219 --> 00:19:59,620
You know what?
Let's leave that book here
505
00:19:59,687 --> 00:20:01,388
so when you come back, we have
something to goof around with.
506
00:20:02,857 --> 00:20:04,090
Is this still gonna be
my room?
507
00:20:04,158 --> 00:20:05,826
Yes, it's still
gonna be your room.
508
00:20:05,894 --> 00:20:07,360
You know, your Grandma wants
to turn this into a gym,
509
00:20:07,428 --> 00:20:09,996
but I said no, because I love
you a lot more than she does.
510
00:20:19,306 --> 00:20:22,542
Hey, buddy, are you okay
with this move?
511
00:20:23,109 --> 00:20:24,810
I think so.
512
00:20:24,878 --> 00:20:27,012
It's okay
to be sad, you know.
513
00:20:27,079 --> 00:20:29,080
I know.
514
00:20:29,148 --> 00:20:30,782
I am really sad
515
00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:33,151
that I'm not gonna get
to see you every day.
516
00:20:33,218 --> 00:20:35,353
- Me, too.
- Oh, kiddo.
517
00:20:35,421 --> 00:20:36,855
But listen, listen.
518
00:20:36,923 --> 00:20:38,456
It's gonna be
even more special
519
00:20:38,524 --> 00:20:40,191
when you do get to spend
time together,
520
00:20:40,259 --> 00:20:42,426
because we can just have
prank day.
521
00:20:42,493 --> 00:20:43,928
We can use the stuff
in the back of this book.
522
00:20:43,995 --> 00:20:45,362
This is an old book, you know?
Here's one that's--
523
00:20:45,430 --> 00:20:47,297
Here's an old--
this is an old...
524
00:20:47,365 --> 00:20:48,866
Democratic trick.
525
00:20:48,934 --> 00:20:51,501
A dollar bill
with a string on it.
526
00:20:51,570 --> 00:20:53,671
Yeah, just when you think
it's yours...
527
00:20:53,738 --> 00:20:56,473
Right away from you, I tell ya.
528
00:20:56,541 --> 00:20:58,174
Here's a fun one, though.
This is an old-school--
529
00:20:58,241 --> 00:21:00,877
Grab that pail.
530
00:21:04,147 --> 00:21:05,915
Get a little bit
of water in the bucket.
531
00:21:05,983 --> 00:21:07,951
Fish water
is perfect, too.
532
00:21:11,722 --> 00:21:14,022
Stand back.
533
00:21:14,090 --> 00:21:15,423
Okay. Hold it.
534
00:21:15,991 --> 00:21:16,925
Okay.
535
00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:19,360
I know the drill.
536
00:21:19,428 --> 00:21:21,529
Oh, Daddy?
537
00:21:21,598 --> 00:21:23,565
Can you come up here?
538
00:21:23,633 --> 00:21:25,667
Be up
in a minute, son.
539
00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:32,907
Bam! Now that's what I'm talking about!
540
00:21:33,155 --> 00:21:37,288
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