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The memoirs of Tuomas pt. XXV
- ''l'll never forget those pants!''

What makes Tuomas tick?
What makes him write such songs?

What makes him write such lyrics?

Well...what could it be? Who knows.

l bet even Tuomas doesn't know.

lt's a small island? -Yup.
-Damn it's nice!

No wonder this place is
sacred to your family...

A true Finnish dream...

What could be better than
an island of your own?

My musical career began at
the age of seven -

when mom sent me for piano classes...

Going to an island with
the first snow falling - great!

ln the music school l majored
in clarinet and minored in piano.

l know the basics of musical
theory, l can read notes -

and accompany with the piano.

There's a solar panel, you can
power up your mobile there.

Then l joined my first band,
a metal band comprising of -

local Kitee guys, Dismal Silence
l think it was called...

That was my first band and also
the first time l played keyboards.

lt was a new experience,
because l think that piano-

and keyboards are two completely
different instruments.

Listen, the whole forest whispers...
- What?

The forest whispers with the rain!

So you could say that l started
playing keyboards when l was 16.

l kicked the clarinet around
for a while...

l played it in the army band
for nine and a half months.

After that l haven't touched
the thing... not a honk in 6 years.

My first real band to score a record
deal was Darkwoods My Bethrothed.

ln 1996...or 5? 1995 it was.

This can't be for real...

l wasn't a proper member
in that band either, -

l was asked to play the synth
as a session musician.

l composed my first song
at that time, too -

The outro for ''Heirs of the Northstar''...

''A New Heaven a New Earth''
l think it was called.

At the same time, we also
started another project -

Nattvinden's Gr�t, brain-child
of Teemu Kautonen.

That's when we also met
Mr. Wilska for the first time.

Teemu had a bit of a trouble
with some of the vocals -

so the engineer Mr. Valtonen
suggested that we call in this guy.

l finally found me a friend...
my sonny boy!

Looks a lot like his father he does...

We eventually made two albums
with Nattvindens Gr�t.

So at the time l was in two bands -

but l always felt that l was
not allowed to write any songs, -

l was just a hired hand
playing the synth.

lt was OK in the beginning,
but l always had the urge -

to write my own songs,
that's the main thing for me.

There's some kind of a lever outside...

Then in the summer of 1996
- l was still in both bands -

we spent a night here on
the island, right over there.

We sat around the fire, went to sauna -

and l came up with the idea
of a project my own.

l didn't have the name ''Nightwish''
yet, but l had the concept.

Acoustic stuff, mood music,
not Heavy Metal at all...

The artist is starting
to get very pissed off!

Perkele!

Third and the Mortal, Theatre of
Tragedy and The Gathering -

those bands were a great
inspiration at the time.

l felt like trying something
in the same vein myself.

l went to the army in July 1996,
and during the first months -

l wrote three songs, ''Nightwish'',
''Forever moments'' and ''Eti�inen''.

ln December l booked a studio in Kitee -

and we made the three song demo then...

ls Wilska with you? We had
some trouble with the boat.

Call us when you get here and
l'll come and pick you up.

l can't remember exactly
when Emppu came along -

l didn't know the guy
so well at the time.

Jukka had known him for ages but
to me Emppu was a new acquaintance.

l was told it would take
ten pulls to start...

l also thought l'd ask Tarja Turunen
what she thought about the idea.

l'd known her since the age of 13,
we were in the same music class -

in junior high and played in
the same jazz band...

She was a distant friend of mine.

lt's Taape's birthday!
- Happy birthday, Tarja!

Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you...

Did you congratulate Tarja
on her birthday, Kimi?

Well, happy birthday to you...

Lout!

Recording artist Paula...
- Paula?

This toilet paper strip comes
in handy when you have a pee -

You can wipe your tush with it!

Gen, Gen, Genghis Khan,
enslaver of nations! Hu! Ha!

Gee, this is a good kit!

''ASS lS THE HOME OF SHlT''

l can't remember if me and
Emppu called her first, -

or if we just went over and
told her that we had this thing...

lt only took five pulls...

Plus an additional five!

We walked to her place, it
was just before Christmas...

l explained what l had in mind
and asked what she thought about it.

She replied ''sure'',
she was on right away.

Everything works like a dream today!

lt was to be a project,
we'd just make demo tapes, -

maybe send them to record companies, -

but definitely no gigs
or anything that serious.

Tarja said ''absolutely''
and agreed to sing the songs -

it would probably take her
two days or so in the studio.

Before each gig we have to
get our lucky tattoos...

Evil Ewo made this neat skull,
and Marco, ever so friendly, -

wrote ''right'' here so l know
which hand to hit with.

l should make this tattoo permanent
and ask some expert what it means!

Paris! A close up of the Eiffel tower.

- We're at the top!
- ln Germany!

Where are my fuckin' cigarettes?
- Alles klar, wunderbar!

A lot of people say that one should
move from a hick town like Kitee -

and see a bit of the world.

l've lived there for every
single year of my life, -

and during the last few years l've
often thought of moving to Helsinki -

or some other place. But now that
l've toured the world with the band -

and by myself, l've learnt that
l'm not missing anything here.

l could live here in Kitee
for the rest of my life.

There's not a better place in the world.

Sao Paolo and Reperbahn,
both worth another visit!

lt's too hot in here...

We then recorded the basic
tracks with Emppu -

at the legendary Kiteen
Huvikeskus Studio.

We also met Tero then, l didn't
know him either before.

A roadie at work...
- lt's a shitty job!

l feel a bit shy!

Tero, what was it like in Russia?
- A bit on the shitty side...

A pissed-up trip, literally...
-No, it was OK. Cool.

Surprisingly l can once again
see your underpants.

What's this then? You broke a stick?
-No, l didn't break a single one.

- Don't you try that on me..

Tero's being scrupulous with the cords...

- Situation normal, all fucked up...

Wrong hole... phase out conflict again.

Lucky bastard!

(Ewo-talk, unintelligible!)

Toni, production, Paris!

Yes.

Actually l have a few here,
l can write one for her...

Say something to the people
of Finland! - What?

Wrong hole. - No way!
-lt's phase out conflict again!

Some mascara... This is
what l do for living.

This is the second night Ulsch got
no beer and he's pretty pissed off...

-The fridge is full,
grab as many as you like!

Just a few, 'cos otherwise it would
be third night in a row...

Do you have a wisdom for the
people of Finland this time?

What?!

Tommi and the piggie...
- Tommi, any spanking tonight?

The piggie squeals!

What's the little guy's name?
- Kurko.

We knew Tero vaguely, he had
recorded some of our old demos.

So we went there to do
the recording.

Welcome to the legendary
Caverock studio!

Zoom there...

The studio where we've
recorded all our four albums, -

the first we even mixed here.
Looks like a sauna or a doghouse...

So should we listen to it again?
- ...but you can get a good sound here.

Get a load of this... ''- The peak
of Tero's engineering career...''

Greetings, good folks.

Now it's just the cabin...

Line-in is 5 dB less.

Shit, it's...well, we'll get it right.

So, how are you doin'?
- Tuning is what l'm doing...

A beer wouldn't hurt,
you know.

Let's play this fast
so we can go to the bar!

Go away, moron!

Oops!

Go...

My apologies!

Perkele.

One bum note!

Just a moment please.

Dammit!

l wish the battery would
run out already...

Tarja came and we went through
the songs, checked the melodies...

lt was a shock when she started
singing for the first time.

We had expected a tender young
girl's voice, like Kari Ruesl�tten -

but even at that stage she had
a powerful, dramatic classical voice.

lt was a total surprise.

People often think that...
that there was a conscious plan -

of how Nightwish would sound,

mix a little metal, atmospheric stuff,
and put some operatic vocals on top.

But it was just a lucky coincidence.

So this is broke too?
A fine day it is... bad karma!

We were just experimenting
with those three songs, -

acoustic guitar, flute, synth,
Tarja's vocals and nothing else.

That's what Nightwish was
inititially to be all about.

Only Sumi the Finn
can know about it all...

Sumi's in Germany...
- Um. l guess he is then.

Vittu!

Sumi's in Germany.
- Yeah, again!

We sent the demo to Century Media,
Massacre, and maybe Spinefarm...

Yeah, Spinefarm too. 3 or 4 places,
and we didn't receive a single reply.

We also sent it to Soundi magazine's
demo review, we have it here...

ls it just the legendary
one where it said...

''No commercial potential!''

''ls this really relevant in
its atmospheric ambitions?''

The first ever newspaper
article on Nightwish.

Note the pitch: ''Finland's
Gatherinki has been found!''

The day after l got out of
the army we went into the studio.

We did a seven song demo -

which later became the limited
edition of Angels Fall First.

- So that was the first demo
with the whole band? - Yes.

And then you went on tour
with Nattvinden's Gr�t?

- With Wish and Babylon Whores.

And when you came back we
heard that we have a record deal.

- Have you gotten any, boys?!

There's this funny story...
When we embarked on the tour -

Ewo had with him a boxful
of demos sent to Spinefarm.

Something like 600 demo tapes which
we listened in the bus for 2 weeks.

We'd insert the tape, gave it 20
seconds, and if it failed to impress -

We'd throw it right out of the window.

Tuomas didn't have the guts to play
his tape to Ewo,''He'll never like it...''

We prepped him for like 3 hours,
''We go in the bus you put in the tape...''

He finally managed to open his
mouth, ''Uh, we made this demo...''

We were listening to Carpenter,
Ewo sat smoking and drinking Lonkero

And in true Ewo fashion he pondered
''Mm.. let's give it another spin...''

''Mm.. maybe we can
work something out...''

Tell it now to the good
people of Finland!

We had a gig in Bischofswerda,
Ewo still had some 200 tapes left.

That's when he lost his nerve:

''l've had it with this
shit!'' and he hurled the box -

right on down a hill smack
in the middle of a highway -

and just like in American movies
the demo box crashes down, -

and instantly a huge truck comes
- wroom - and levels the contents!

So l wonder if there's still
time to impregnate a mare?

l still have some credit left..

Hot stuff!

Check out the goons
- the goons have a couple of bags.

Kes�pottu.

Which department?
- Department of poo!

''We were out last night with the
boys, l drank a half of Koskenkorva -

and Jussa drank the other half
and Terssi too drank a half, -

and we were all, like, so drunk!''

''And we didn't a sleep wink that
night and in the morning -

when we woke up we had
a terrible hangover!''

So it goes. Seems like Tero
won't be here tonight.

The album came out in November 1997.

At that point we also
found our ambitions, -

something that came
characteristic of us -

A healthy, na��ve will to prove
ourselves, to really go over the top.

That's when the acoustic stuff
gave way to a more bombastic style.

Not only an average keyboardist
but also a tolerable mechanic!

''The scent of a woman was not mine''

lt's simply not possible to begin
a song with a line like that! Fuck!

This song's a knife in his back...

lt's not possible l wrote that!

What were you thinking at the moment?
- l really don't know!

l stand behind all of my lyrics
except that one - it simply doesn't work!

Well, the lyrics to Elvenpath
are quite hilarious too...

''Trivial boasting...no high hopes...
a rural band...from Kitee..''

There were a few reasons
why we went more ''metal''...

We all liked heavy metal...

Jukka, Emppu and me all have a metal
background, that's where we come from.

And it might have been boring to
do just acoustic stuff after a while.

Tarja's voice was also too dramatic,
too bombastic for that atmosphere.

So we figured we'd make the
music more bombastic, too.

We first visited Spinefarm
after we had signed the deal.

We were pretty quiet boys
when we walked in!

''Here's Ewo'' -''Hi!''
- ''Go sit over there somewhere!''

Now there's a tour poster!
Mega-bueno-iglesias-poster!

l saw a huge Children of Bodom
Something Wild -poster on the door -

and l wondered when we
could have such cool posters, too!

This is the Potaskavaara Gym...

After the album came out
in the end of October 1997 -

we still had doubts if
this is ever going to work live.

That year l moved to Kuopio
to study environmental sciences.

One of the greatest moments
in the history of Nightwish -

is when l listened to the
singles chart on the radio one Sunday-

and heard that Carpenter
had risen to number 15...

lt felt better than the later
platinum album for Century Child.

Cold shivers ran down my back
as l listened to the radio.

After that l went to walk
in the park for two hours -

and l wondered ''Oh my God
what have l gotten myself into''

But that was only the beginning.

lf people bought the album,
we thought we might try playing live -

maybe do a couple of gigs...

''Nightwish - a band from
the better side of Helsinki city limits.''

Didn't we organize the first
gig in Kitee ourselves?

Yeah, a New Year's disco,
a crowd of 400...

''People jubilant at a Disco concert''

''Everybody except drummer Jukka
stood frozen on stage -

like they were in
a high school auditorium.''

l bet it was like that...
- An exciting experience!

l had played there many
times with my former bands -

But this was the first time
we had an album out -

and people really came
to check us out.

- Scary...
- lt was frightening!

And then Lepakko,
Helsinki, January 9, 1998...

l've never had such stage fright
in my life, it was horrible!

l was about to faint,
l had a strange taste in my mouth...

lt was living hell!

Even 5 hours before the gig,
l've never seen you so messed up!

The gig was not that special,
everybody was stiff as a corpse...

l remember the feeling when
Angels Fall First charted, -

We did some gigs and people
showed up, that's when it hit me:

There's something going on!

We got a huge surge of energy,
and we really went for it, like -

let's practice like crazy and
go all the way, write huge songs...

The result was Oceanborn.

''Tuomas Holopainen reveals
that the sound will be huge!''

l'm a bit edgy today...
- Have some booze! A tall one!

Check out Sheik Ali Hassan...
Osama summer look!

Marco is actually
a retired pirate captain...

Here we have a female singer,
also a notorious lush...

Then we suddenly thought of
Sami who had played in Nattvindens Gr�t.

Like, why look farther than that...

Then Sami joined and...
it was OK. lt clicked.

A nice little promo picture from 1998...

Guess which three band members
just got out of the army?

l had the idea to have a contrast
for Tarja's voice on two songs.

l'd learned from my mistakes and
knew not to open my own mouth again.

For a couple of songs
l wanted a more masculine feel -

and l had liked Wilska's voice
in Nattvinden's Gr�t, the sound of it...

His pronunciation, the way
he growls and improvises...

l remember when Tuomas called
and said he wanted ''a contrast lout''

lt was probably the fastest
studio session in my whole life.

''Come to the studio
on Tuesday at 6... ''-

''Here are the lyrics, there's
the booth, there's the mike'' -

ln three minutes Tuomas explained
that the song should go - ''like this''!

l think Devil took two takes...-

and with Pharaoh we wasted even three.

So l was in the Kitee studio
for a total of 52 minutes.

''OK, that's it - thank you!''
And then back to Savonlinna.

And a while later l noticed
''Oops the album's hit the charts!''

The following gigs had
some particular issues of course...

''For black l am
and known throughout the world''

''One lord and king
from the land of Prester John!''

''One lord and king
from the land of Prester John!''

...so maybe we'll
tell it some other time.

Would be cool... - What?
-A boat ride!

l have absolutely no recollection...

l've had it, just don't drown please!

Oh yeah, now l remember...

You can leave your shoes ashore.
-No you can't! -Yes you can!

Don't rock the boat!

l'll tell you it will
suck up water any time now -

...and that serves you just right!

Get out of the water now,
the firemen are on their way!

This is not safe,
these guys are up to no good!

l haven't even started drinking yet.
-That's nice.

Ouch!

So are you like, drunk yet?
Confess now!

This won't be on the DVD...

Yeah, l've masturbated twice.

These guys are going to get arrested...

The studio session for Oceanborn
was living hell...it was horrible.

lt was fun recording Angels and
Wishmaster, but Oceanborn and -

Century Child were extremely
difficult in the making.

When you listen to it, Oceanborn
is maybe the most technical one.

Yes, the most difficult
songs we ever wrote...

Especially hard, too, cos we were
sloppier musicians at the time.

We were definitely pushing our
limits on that one.

Tempos got faster, hooks
multiplied, versatility tripled...

We worked long and hard on that one.

lt was completely recorded in
Kitee, except for the mix.

lt was the first album that was
really rehearsed, and in a sense -

l consider it our first album,
as Angels was sort of a demo.

''DON'T TOUCH A THlNG''

At that point Stratovarius was
a huge influence for everybody -

- and you can hear that
on the album, too.

''Success knocked Nightwish out''

lt was definitely the biggest
influence on Oceanborn...

The whole A-part you say?
- Yeah, play the whole part...

Originally Ewo suggested Tolkki
as the mixer, and l was ''right on!''

Tolkki was a god at the time...
Can't remember how it happened -

But in the end Karmila did it,
and of course we were very pleased.

lt was sort of a culture shock
to go to Finnvox and meet Karmila -

We'd heard stories, and he was
sort of a god, too, especially for Tero...

and once again we were
very quiet boys!

But we got on great - once we had
gotten used to his sense of humor.

We decided that this is the guy
who we want in the future, too.

This one? Yeah, but this
is just the part...

Very good...

''A shitty sound''? No way,
it rocks man! lt's heavy.

lt's hard'n'heavy,
the sound of Paiste wailing.

OK...let's crawl through
the first part then.

lt was pretty cool...

Screwed up!

We are a democratic band,
we talk about stuff -

and we�ve never had
many musical quarrels.

Usually we sort it out,
but ''Moondance'' was an exception -

Emppu said that he definitely
doesn't want the song included.

lt's the only occasion in our
history...but l think it fits in.

Yeah, it's part of the album...

Country girl look...

l've never understood the
maple-leaves-in-the hair-thing!

''The hardest metal of the
year comes from Kitee...''

lt was a completely different
kind of session...

The drums were recorded in a locker
room of the Kitee sports hall!

lt was quite claustrophobic
to play in a 3x3 m locker room -

All alone, doors closed...

The other guys were downstairs
some 200 meters away -

and we communicated through
a crackling headphones system -

Should we listen to it?
- The session was totally amateurish...

lt was a learning process,
a pain in the ass -

but well worth the trouble in the end.

A lot of people still think that
it's our best album, The NW album.

''Nightwish is now priority number
one for Tuomas Holopainen''

That summer we also started
gigging heavily...

- A very nice summer.
- Yes, sure was, nice crowds -

And we found out that this
thing really does work.

Just warming up my fingers!

When did we do ''Sleeping Sun''
for Germany...?

We started getting a lot of
foreign attention then...

lt was in the Fall the same year.

l was originally against
the whole idea -

l was told that the song
must be four minutes tops -

a hit formula, a big chorus,
must be a ballad...

''Nightwish, Oceanborn
- Masterpiece of Finnish Heavy Metal''!

''Show us your titties!''

Well, we had done a video for
''Sacrament of Wilderness''...

Let's not talk about that.
- We better not!

The legendary pigtail video...

We started getting a lot of foreign
attention, especially from Germany.

Through Drakkar we got the chance
to tour Europe supporting Rage -

Rage are on Drakkar, right?
-Yup, they were.

lt was a mind-boggling experience...

lt was a good school, it made us
musically a lot tighter as a band -

and it added to our own vision of
the band, it did so much...

lt definitely gave us a lot of
confidence as a band at the time.

At the time we were asking
ourselves who we really are...

A bunch of clowns and some diva
that escaped from the opera?

And they're playing heavy metal...
what is this thing all about?

We were definitely searching for
our identity as a band then.

Like, why does some guy in
Austria come and watch us -

and see us bang away our greasy,
Carelian heavy metal?

l was totally upset when l
heard that Sinergy would support us -

on the European tour for Wishmaster...

Like, you have a support
band that features -

Alexi Laiho and Roope Latvala
on guitars? They support us?!

And Marco Hietala on bass...
- Yeah, even that...

''3 hands and 6 penises,
call me a mutant''!

So...whew!

Okay, calm down guys...

Here's a wisdom, ye pole
standeth one kilometer away!

Remember whence thou come
from, and whose sons ye be!

Are you from p�ksylandia?

There's the same girl again
- See the Ch�r�n guys?

For fuck's sake... Miss Orange Bosom!

lt's one of these situations
where you really should -

have been there to make
any sense of it...

Come over here!
- Oh, Jasmine!

Eero did these..
- Not bad, looks very natural!

Got a light? Gimme light!

Uh, yeah, but where did
l put my cigarettes?

ls this Ewo, the Ewo person?

- Can l have this pillow please?

Marco? - Yup?
- A word to the wise, please?

l remember the feeling
when Oceanborn was in the can.

l had the feeling l'll never
be able to write another song.

l felt l'd given everything l got,
all my creative energy was drained.

With Wishmaster l had felt
like doing another one right away -

l had lot of ideas, and l wanted
to make everything much better.

But after Oceanborn l was
depleted, all empty inside.

lt's audible on Angels and
Oceanborn, only on those two albums -

you can hear the genuine
enthusiasm, the lost innocence -

that no longer can be heard
on Wishmaster or Century Child.

Two years old, on a meadow near my
home, when l was still innocent and blond!

Now it's completely different...
- lt really is.

After the success of Oceanborn,
we've just lost it, l've got to admit.

Do you think you can achieve it
again? - l don't think so. No.

But you're still searching for it?
- Of course.

Ouch, that looks bad...
l wonder where that came from...

Just sweat it out there, pal!

...but on the Bless the Child
tour l totally enjoyed myself again...

l mean, what's it called?
Bless the Child? Century Child?

What the fuck is the album called?
- Kantturakidi

No, what is it? Century Child?

''The big-handed girl in
the waterfall'' album!

Ow.

We're skyrocketing, pal...

Marco, remember to smile
in that direction.

Now we're rolling...

Holy fuck...

The morons are being catapulted
into the sky!

Damn, this is a rush!

Waiting for it!

Here we go again!

The cable tightens...

The lights are flashing...
This rocks big time!

Any second now...

This is insane!

We're really high now...

And now we'll take the plunge!

Your last words?
- Goodbye!

Wishmaster and Century Child
didn't have that feeling.

For me, as a songwriter,
they were not easy ones to write.

They lacked the certain innocence.

Especially on the latest
one it was extremely hard work.

l was thinking everything
in the context of the whole album.

Horrible shit!

My grandmom used to rub noses
so that only one eye remained!

Hi, it's me again...

The other reason for going
to Kuopio was that l had to -

get some milk for the kids...

Guys, with freedom
comes responsibility...

Tuned in ''B''!

But you can never get back
the feeling on the first two albums.

That's for sure.

Night Owl ready for action!

The toast is missing...

The Night Owl is a notorious
broadcast that commences -

when the last bottle of Vodka
or the last beer has been opened.

This is just the thing again!

Usually there's only two
people awake, the rest are asleep -

and want their calm, that's when
the Night Owl broadcast begins.

Nightstalker starts the camcorder,
usually in Nightvision mode -

and then it's
''This is just the thing again!''

This is just the thing again!

Here we go again...!

lt was like this - we screwed it!

We tried shooting his ass but
our Tuomas is such of a chaste boy.

The best Night Owl show was on
the bus trip back from St. Petersburg...

Everybody had passed out,
and we went around -

painting people's lips
red with a felt tip pen...

This is the Night Owl
- this is is just the thing again!

This is the thing in its
most pure and noble form!

And here we go.

Emppu ...in the spotlight.

Fuck, l really can't figure
out this money at all!

Have you seen the pipari cookies?

Century Child cookie.
- Hot damn.

We also have a...
Marco pipari!

Tarja pipari...

Jukka cookie...
- Keppi cookie!

Emppu pipari...
- The pipari of all piparis!

Turvajussi...security guy!

What about Tommi's relation
to oriental martial arts?

Go for it!

We've never had much success
in Japan, we've never played there.

But we went to Korea - was it
because of ''Walking in the Air''?

Yeah, it was sort of a local radio hit.
- So we went there after Wishmaster.

There was a 50.000 people festival,
a free concert organized by the state.

The arrangements were
absolutely top notch.

At the airport we wondered
about all these suit-and-tie guys -

like is there a presidential
visit or something...

But why are they surrounding us?
They were our bodyguards!

We got into our minibus that
would drive us to our hotel -

And suddenly these cars with
flashing lights accompanied us.

The bodyguards sat there
behind darkened windows -

they cut in in front of
other cars to make way for us, -

one car ahead and the other
behind, wedging through traffic.

And the hotel was
a five-star paradise, too.

When it was time for the gig,
we were supposed to play a full set -

as headliners for 50.000 people,
but we had no sound check...

Two minutes before the gig we
were told that it will also be live on TV

Then the schedule went awry,
and we started wondering...

We were something like
2 hours behind the schedule.

And after 3 songs the local police
came and said that we must stop.

The concert permit was about to expire,
we'd still have time for one more song.

There's a girl behind you, film her!

Luckily we understood
we'd better start drinking.

The chief body guard was
an army instructor or something.

And our lighting guy, a jiujitsu
expert and an all-around superman -

He just had to try...

He started wrestling the guard
just a little at first, just for fun.

Then when Tommi twisted as hard as
he could, the guard calmly pressed -

a spot behind Tommi's ear,
and Tommi fell right flat on his back -

He totally lost his hearing,
and got knocked out!

The guard started massaging
the spot behind his ear again -

his ears started ringing, and
he could slowly rise up again.

Not a good try!

Gen! Gen! Genghis Khan!
Enslaver of nations!

Happy birthday to you...

l'm the only one sober,
the rest are on the juice.

OK, it is Tommi's bachelor party.

Tommi's bachelor party in
Brasilia, Brazil...

Just water, only water.

Kes�! Pottu! Kes�! Pottu!

Talking about the security...
- Jukka's little dive in Moscow...

The first time we were in Russia
the local record label guy warned us -

that the crowd is really wild,
the fans are really enthusiastic.

Especially the front row
- it can even be a little dangerous -

so be careful, don't go too
near the front of the stage.

Of course we had to go and
shake their hands after the gig.

We had a small accident, but
Doctor Rock is already on it!

Doctor V�nsk� tends to the wounded.

There's a super disco on that boat...

The story of Nightwish ends
here, l think, probably.

We come from Russia.
- Welcome home then.

Yeah, home sweet home... Now
we'll have peaceful stay in Kitee...

-Maybe we could go to sauna
and have a few beers...

We have a few cans with us!

ln case somebody gets thirsty!

How long have you had
this rehearsal place?

A few years...

lf l have to choose whether
l'll pay the rent or buy a guitar...

l will buy the guitar.

-This is starting to look bad...

This is my last month's rent.
- Please don't!

Tero?

l'll live.

Why did you lose your
innocence then?

Maybe it was the success...
- Success surely did it.

Everybody says that it
doesn't do a thing, but it does.

lt affects you unconsciously,
it will change everybody, always.

Everything was totally different
when we started recording Wishmaster.

lt was the most fun l've ever had
in the studio, at least for me -

l was present during
the whole production.

For me it was the easiest
of our albums.

Wishmaster is sort of
an intermediary album.

There's nothing new in there
that wasn't already on Oceanborn.

The production's a bit better,
the songs are equally good -

Everything's just a bit bigger.
With Century Child we started afresh.

lt's snowing...
even the sky weeps for us!

How many times l've told you
not to mess with the cords!

Just play those damn drums!
- Got no sticks now, pal!

This comic book is really exciting...

Tarja makes up...

l got you another cymbal!

Maybe there's too many?

Give me a break!

Here or there? ls this a better place?

A fork, a knife and a napkin too?
- Naturally!

My ''little angel!''
- More like a ''large angel''!

Hey wait, that was a good one!

How are you supposed
to keep a straight face?!

l am supposed to bring
souvenirs to mommy bear...

lt's been a long journey
and... let me connect.

Oops, this was the longer version.

Kama Sutra of Kerava presents!

lt's yer ol' bulldozer of love!

Aw! The tape started too late!

Now that's what l call
unnecessary footage...

l'm getting there!

Like two testicles they are!

Can you blow rings with it?!

So l understand nobody
else wants a puff?

l wonder if this is
relevant at all? - Maybe...

Pants down! - Here's some
entertaintment for you guys...

Do you think we'd get our
asses kicked if we did that?

Naah... - Let's do it.

lt's a deal? - lt's a deal.

lt's one of those things...
never mind the bollocks.

Stupid story...
-Maybe we'll continue the official line.

Stupid story...
-Maybe we'll continue the official line.

l wanted a young boy's
voice to recite a poem.

Of course it had to be
good English, a native speaker.

We got Neil Hardwick's son
Sam to recite the poem.

lt might be that Dead Boys Poem
is the best song we ever wrote.

We've been able to... l don't know.

lt is such of a personal song...
A sort of a...

The basic idea is that
if l were to die tomorrow -

lf l really died,
there'd be so much l wanted to say.

There are so many
people whom l should thank -

So many l should apologize
to but haven't apologized.

So many people who l should
tell to go fuck themselves -

but haven't had the guts to do so far.

l just had to write a song for them.

A Finnish man rarely voices
his thanks or apologies -

but with music it's easier,
at least for me.

My mother and father
are the best people in the world -

but l haven't been able to
tell them what they mean to me.

lf they listen to the song,
read the lyrics, maybe they'll find -

themselves there, too, and understand.

Same thing with some
of my best friends -

and the whole Nightwish thing,
that in the last five years -

has grown to be such of
a big part of my life, if not the biggest.

The band mates and everything
connected to it.

How important they are...

lt's hard for a Finnish man
to tell it to their face.

Or apologize to them...
You'd rather write a song about it.

And write the kind of
lyrics that Dead Boys Poem has.

Read it there, because l
can't say it to your face -

and maybe you'll understand.

Slaying the Dreamer is maybe
the other side of the coin then?

lt is exactly that.

l don't have the guts to go
and say to somebody's face -

that you're an asshole,
a total jerk-off of a person.

So l write a song about it,
and hopefully they recognize themselves.

Tarja does death grunt on this one!

That's it!

Heavy Metal as good as it comes!

What did you get?
- Books about Hungary.

Oh, they're books...
-Pornographic publications!

Tarja is a kinky girl...

Toilet? lt's that one over there...toi!

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