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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:42,075 --> 00:00:44,828 Hello, everybody! Harry Doyle here 2 00:00:44,911 --> 00:00:47,038 welcoming all you Wahoo maniacs 3 00:00:47,164 --> 00:00:49,875 to theyear's first session of Tribe Talk. 4 00:00:49,958 --> 00:00:51,251 As you know, 5 00:00:51,334 --> 00:00:53,962 the Indians had a Cinderella season last year. 6 00:00:54,087 --> 00:00:57,257 Despite the fact that toxic owner Rachel Phelps 7 00:00:57,340 --> 00:01:00,385 wanted the team to lose so she could move it to Florida, 8 00:01:00,469 --> 00:01:02,471 the Indians won the American League East 9 00:01:02,554 --> 00:01:05,265 for the first time since divisional play began. 10 00:01:05,390 --> 00:01:08,101 Rachel's gone now, thank God, 11 00:01:08,185 --> 00:01:09,519 having sold the team 12 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:12,063 to retired Indian third baseman Roger Dorn, 13 00:01:12,105 --> 00:01:15,442 after a long, hard-fought series of negotiations. 14 00:01:15,567 --> 00:01:18,070 I might be willing to go as high as 100. 15 00:01:18,111 --> 00:01:19,404 120. 16 00:01:19,488 --> 00:01:21,573 120? You just started at 110. 17 00:01:21,823 --> 00:01:22,908 130. 18 00:01:22,991 --> 00:01:24,076 Rachel, this isn't fair. 19 00:01:24,117 --> 00:01:25,077 140. 20 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:26,119 130. 150. 21 00:01:26,203 --> 00:01:27,120 We'll take it. 22 00:01:27,204 --> 00:01:30,123 Oh, you're good, Dorn. 23 00:01:32,542 --> 00:01:34,086 Even with Dorn in the owner's box, 24 00:01:34,169 --> 00:01:36,296 the Indians are solid favorites 25 00:01:36,379 --> 00:01:37,339 to repeat in the East 26 00:01:37,464 --> 00:01:40,383 and go all the way to the World Series. 27 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:41,510 And why not? 28 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:45,097 Look at the lineup we have coming back. 29 00:01:45,180 --> 00:01:47,099 First of all, the Cuban Crusher, 30 00:01:47,182 --> 00:01:48,809 the voodoo man with the bad attitude, 31 00:01:48,934 --> 00:01:50,852 Pedro Cerrano. 32 00:01:50,936 --> 00:01:53,897 Even though his training methods were a little unusual, 33 00:01:53,980 --> 00:01:55,816 Pedro finished in the top five 34 00:01:55,899 --> 00:01:58,110 in homers, RBIs, slugging percentage, 35 00:01:58,193 --> 00:02:00,237 and total baldness. 36 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:02,072 Also back is center fielder 37 00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:03,990 Willie Mays Hayes, 38 00:02:04,074 --> 00:02:06,118 who came out of nowhere to lead the league 39 00:02:06,201 --> 00:02:08,495 in great catches and stolen bases. 40 00:02:08,537 --> 00:02:11,540 We're told he starred in an action movie during the off-season, 41 00:02:11,832 --> 00:02:14,167 where he not only did his own stunts, 42 00:02:14,251 --> 00:02:15,961 but even his own acting, 43 00:02:16,044 --> 00:02:18,130 and don't forget catcher and team leader 44 00:02:18,213 --> 00:02:19,965 Jake Taylor. 45 00:02:20,048 --> 00:02:23,009 Despite chronic knee problems, he had a fine season, 46 00:02:23,135 --> 00:02:25,011 and beat out the bunt that drove in the run 47 00:02:25,137 --> 00:02:27,848 that won the division title. 48 00:02:27,973 --> 00:02:30,183 And finally, one of the brightest young stars 49 00:02:30,308 --> 00:02:34,062 in the game today- Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn. 50 00:02:34,187 --> 00:02:35,856 Vaughn began the season 51 00:02:35,939 --> 00:02:38,233 in the uniform of the California Penal League 52 00:02:38,358 --> 00:02:41,570 and had some control problems early on. 53 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:44,364 But with the help of a pair of black horn-rims, 54 00:02:44,489 --> 00:02:46,324 he went on to set a major league record 55 00:02:46,408 --> 00:02:48,493 for strikeouts in one season 56 00:02:48,618 --> 00:02:50,537 by an ex-car thief. 57 00:02:50,579 --> 00:02:54,166 All in all, things couldn't be looking better for the Tribe. 58 00:03:00,547 --> 00:03:03,508 Guys! Guys! We signed Jack Parkman! 59 00:03:03,592 --> 00:03:07,429 - Parkman? - We signed Parkman! - Alright! 60 00:03:07,512 --> 00:03:10,015 - Hey, you can add 42 homers to our lineup. - At least. 61 00:03:10,098 --> 00:03:14,019 Guys, this is theyear we go all the way. 62 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:15,395 All the way! 63 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:18,857 All the way! All the way! 64 00:03:18,940 --> 00:03:24,029 All the way! All the way! All the way! 65 00:03:43,340 --> 00:03:45,842 Listen. Sounds like a Harley. 66 00:03:48,345 --> 00:03:49,846 It's got to be him. 67 00:03:56,603 --> 00:04:00,315 Wild thing 68 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:02,776 You make my heart sing 69 00:04:04,444 --> 00:04:05,362 False alarm. 70 00:04:18,542 --> 00:04:20,919 Whoa. Look at that. 71 00:04:32,597 --> 00:04:34,891 Hi, gang. How's it going? 72 00:04:37,394 --> 00:04:40,147 Appreciate you all coming out. Good to see you. 73 00:04:40,272 --> 00:04:42,274 Yeah. Nice outfits. 74 00:04:42,399 --> 00:04:43,817 Those haircuts are cute. 75 00:04:43,900 --> 00:04:45,068 Benny, I thought you were still in jail. 76 00:04:45,152 --> 00:04:46,153 I escaped. 77 00:04:46,236 --> 00:04:48,947 That-a-boy. What do you say, big guy? 78 00:04:49,030 --> 00:04:50,991 See you in the show some day. 79 00:04:53,034 --> 00:04:56,329 Cute? Say it ain't so, Rick. 80 00:04:56,371 --> 00:04:58,165 Yeah, right. 81 00:05:04,546 --> 00:05:06,089 Ahh. 82 00:05:14,097 --> 00:05:16,057 Jake, how you doing? 83 00:05:16,183 --> 00:05:18,226 Fine. Good to see you again, Lou. 84 00:05:18,351 --> 00:05:19,478 How's the leg? 85 00:05:19,603 --> 00:05:20,520 Good. Good. 86 00:05:20,604 --> 00:05:22,522 Feel like a kid again, Skip. 87 00:05:22,606 --> 00:05:24,274 Good. There's a rookie in camp 88 00:05:24,357 --> 00:05:27,819 I'm gonna need your help with for a couple of weeks. Baker! 89 00:05:31,907 --> 00:05:34,868 Jake, this here is Rube Baker. 90 00:05:34,951 --> 00:05:38,830 I want you to help him with a little problem he has. 91 00:05:43,085 --> 00:05:44,419 Alright. 92 00:05:44,544 --> 00:05:47,964 Mr. Taylor, uh, ooh! 93 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:50,008 I- I knew you know from which you speak. 94 00:05:50,092 --> 00:05:52,010 I'm sure you can help me with my problem, 95 00:05:52,094 --> 00:05:53,762 which I'm bound to beat, 96 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:55,430 because there ain't no odds against being yourself 97 00:05:55,514 --> 00:05:57,224 no matterwhat the percentages are. 98 00:05:57,307 --> 00:06:00,352 Let me ask you something, uh, Rube? 99 00:06:00,435 --> 00:06:04,398 I bet you're wondering how I get the nickname Rube. 100 00:06:04,523 --> 00:06:06,858 No, I got a pretty good idea how that happened. 101 00:06:06,942 --> 00:06:09,236 What exactly is your problem? 102 00:06:10,404 --> 00:06:11,822 Well, uh... 103 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:14,533 Hell, that's the biggest damn car I ever saw. 104 00:06:27,129 --> 00:06:29,798 Everything I do 105 00:06:31,049 --> 00:06:34,010 Got to be funky 106 00:06:35,429 --> 00:06:37,931 Everything I do 107 00:06:38,056 --> 00:06:39,182 People, now 108 00:06:39,266 --> 00:06:41,101 Got to be funky 109 00:06:41,184 --> 00:06:42,477 Honey, take a picture. 110 00:06:42,561 --> 00:06:43,478 Say,Jake! 111 00:06:43,562 --> 00:06:44,479 Hey, Willie! 112 00:06:44,563 --> 00:06:46,440 If you ain't careful 113 00:06:46,565 --> 00:06:49,776 You just might get some funk on you 114 00:06:49,901 --> 00:06:51,862 Who are they? 115 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:55,073 They are our center fielder. 116 00:06:55,157 --> 00:06:57,075 Oh. 117 00:07:00,787 --> 00:07:01,788 What's up? 118 00:07:01,913 --> 00:07:03,457 Hey, hey, Willie! 119 00:07:03,582 --> 00:07:07,169 What's up? Hey, welcome back. 120 00:07:07,294 --> 00:07:08,962 Nice little do there. 121 00:07:09,087 --> 00:07:10,088 What, you running for office? 122 00:07:10,172 --> 00:07:12,340 No, I'm just trying to clean up my act. 123 00:07:12,466 --> 00:07:15,469 Can't play the street punk when you're making 7 figures, you know? 124 00:07:15,594 --> 00:07:17,763 Who's that? 125 00:07:19,556 --> 00:07:23,101 It's got to be Parkman, our new free agent. Nice jacket. 126 00:07:25,937 --> 00:07:27,856 Come on. Let's check it out. 127 00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:35,113 Say, Parkman, I just wanted to say 128 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:37,365 that even though we're competing for the same position, 129 00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:39,868 I'm glad they signed you. You're a good ball player. 130 00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:41,828 Cut the crap, Taylor. 131 00:07:41,953 --> 00:07:43,413 I don't like you. You don't like me. 132 00:07:43,497 --> 00:07:46,166 I just hope you don't blame your bum knees when I take your job. 133 00:07:50,045 --> 00:07:53,381 You want me to bean him? 134 00:07:53,465 --> 00:07:56,468 I'll just beat him out for the job. 135 00:07:56,593 --> 00:07:59,346 "Avoid spraying toward open flame. 136 00:07:59,429 --> 00:08:02,182 Contents under pressure. 137 00:08:02,307 --> 00:08:04,768 Shake can before use. " 138 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:07,354 " Press-" What? 139 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:17,864 Jeez... I-I'm sorry, Mister... Cerrano. 140 00:08:17,989 --> 00:08:19,991 I, uh, just... 141 00:08:25,122 --> 00:08:27,249 You are forgiven. 142 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:30,210 I love you all! Ha ha ha! 143 00:08:30,293 --> 00:08:33,046 Ha ha ha! 144 00:08:33,130 --> 00:08:34,756 Jake. 145 00:08:34,881 --> 00:08:36,174 Lou. 146 00:08:36,258 --> 00:08:39,177 My great and good friends. 147 00:08:39,261 --> 00:08:40,429 How you doing? 148 00:08:40,554 --> 00:08:42,180 You OK, Pedro? 149 00:08:42,264 --> 00:08:44,057 OK? 150 00:08:44,182 --> 00:08:45,350 I free and clear. 151 00:08:45,434 --> 00:08:47,394 Did he say free and queer? 152 00:08:47,477 --> 00:08:49,980 Clear. 153 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:53,817 Free of anger and hostility that run Cerrano's life. 154 00:08:57,279 --> 00:09:00,240 Meditation is key. 155 00:09:00,365 --> 00:09:04,494 Five months under Master Hawa Masasuri. 156 00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:05,912 No more voodoo, 157 00:09:05,996 --> 00:09:08,874 just much peace and wideness of love. 158 00:09:08,957 --> 00:09:11,460 At one with all. 159 00:09:31,897 --> 00:09:33,398 Whoo! Get up there, baby. 160 00:09:33,523 --> 00:09:35,776 It's beautiful, man. 161 00:09:35,859 --> 00:09:37,194 Ohh... 162 00:09:41,948 --> 00:09:43,867 Awoo! 163 00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:45,368 Fore! 164 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:47,079 370. 165 00:09:47,162 --> 00:09:49,122 Whoopee. 166 00:09:51,333 --> 00:09:54,002 Hey, Hayes, what are you doing? 167 00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:55,462 Going deep. 168 00:09:55,587 --> 00:09:57,089 I buffed up this winter. 169 00:09:57,172 --> 00:10:00,050 You needed to to wear all that jewelry. 170 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:01,760 Just remember, you're our lead-off man. 171 00:10:01,843 --> 00:10:04,262 You're paid to get on base, not try to hit home runs. 172 00:10:04,346 --> 00:10:06,932 Keep the ball on the ground. 173 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:15,399 That's enough for the first day. 174 00:10:15,524 --> 00:10:17,234 After five pitches? 175 00:10:19,694 --> 00:10:23,031 Say, what was that last pitch you threw me? 176 00:10:23,115 --> 00:10:25,117 I call it the Eliminator. 177 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:27,786 It's a combination screwball/split finger. 178 00:10:27,869 --> 00:10:29,204 You name your pitches now? 179 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:31,832 Yeah. Sort of a marketing thing, 180 00:10:31,998 --> 00:10:33,750 You know, like Nolan Ryan's Express. 181 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:36,962 I'm also working on a forkball/slider combination. 182 00:10:37,045 --> 00:10:38,296 Well, whatever happened 183 00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:40,215 to the boring, old 96-mile-an-hour fastball? 184 00:10:40,215 --> 00:10:41,550 The Terminator? 185 00:10:41,633 --> 00:10:42,509 Whatever. 186 00:10:42,634 --> 00:10:44,094 It'll be there when I need it. 187 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:46,346 Jake, I don't want to become one of these one-year phenoms 188 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,890 who burns himself out throwing nothing but gas. 189 00:10:49,099 --> 00:10:52,310 I got to start thinking in terms of a career, not just a season. 190 00:10:58,108 --> 00:11:00,986 You workwith Rube on his little problem yet? 191 00:11:05,031 --> 00:11:06,450 Now step and throw! 192 00:11:08,577 --> 00:11:10,954 Put it down again. 193 00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:12,205 He looks pretty sharp to me. 194 00:11:12,330 --> 00:11:13,790 What exactly is his problem? 195 00:11:29,347 --> 00:11:31,224 Doggone it! 196 00:11:31,349 --> 00:11:32,517 Jeez, Louise! 197 00:11:32,601 --> 00:11:34,060 Uh, Duke... 198 00:11:34,186 --> 00:11:35,312 Rube... 199 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:39,149 what's going through your head 200 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:42,152 just before you throw the ball back to the pitcher? 201 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:43,820 I'm thinking, "I don't want to screw this up. " 202 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:46,323 What are you thinking when you throw a strike 203 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:48,366 to nail a runner down at second base? 204 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:51,411 I'm not thinking nothing. I just throw it. 205 00:11:51,495 --> 00:11:54,956 You see what I'm getting at? 206 00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:57,918 You want the pitcher to pitch from second base? 207 00:11:59,878 --> 00:12:01,379 Aw... 208 00:12:01,463 --> 00:12:03,256 Ifwe walk somebody, this guy's going to 209 00:12:03,340 --> 00:12:05,926 turn it into an inside-the-park home run. 210 00:12:06,051 --> 00:12:09,221 Yeah. Whoa. 211 00:12:09,304 --> 00:12:11,223 What's this, your first spring babe, Vaughn? 212 00:12:11,306 --> 00:12:14,351 Who, her? No. 213 00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:16,937 There she is. 214 00:12:23,068 --> 00:12:26,905 Ooh-whee! Suggie-dug it now. 215 00:12:28,073 --> 00:12:29,366 Excuse me, gentlemen. 216 00:12:31,076 --> 00:12:31,785 Hi, baby. 217 00:12:32,077 --> 00:12:33,036 Hey, Flan, how are you? 218 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,164 - Good to see you. - You, too. 219 00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:39,167 Good news. The General Cereals people are interested... 220 00:12:39,418 --> 00:12:41,086 The money's gone to his head. 221 00:12:41,086 --> 00:12:41,545 Yeah. 222 00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:45,090 Let's go take a ride in my limo. 223 00:12:46,883 --> 00:12:49,386 There it is, man. Watch this. 224 00:12:51,221 --> 00:12:52,139 Hey. 225 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:55,559 Unh! 226 00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:59,813 Aah! 227 00:12:59,938 --> 00:13:02,566 Willie Mays Hayes is... 228 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:05,569 Ha ha ha! 229 00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:19,291 Jesse "The Body" Ventura is... 230 00:13:22,961 --> 00:13:26,339 Together, they're taking on the mob. 231 00:13:30,051 --> 00:13:31,970 Mine fell the hardest. 232 00:13:32,053 --> 00:13:34,014 Mine are the deadest. 233 00:13:37,976 --> 00:13:40,228 These guys play for keeps. 234 00:13:42,439 --> 00:13:44,107 Coming to a theater near you. 235 00:13:46,401 --> 00:13:48,904 That spot didn't show the real dramatic parts, 236 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:51,782 like where they kill my boa constrictor and I vow revenge. 237 00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:54,826 Oh. 238 00:13:54,910 --> 00:13:56,286 Hey, you're limping. 239 00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,371 A little. What about you? 240 00:13:58,497 --> 00:14:00,874 Yeah, well, I'm a broken-down, has-been catcher. 241 00:14:00,999 --> 00:14:02,334 You're our lead-off man. 242 00:14:02,417 --> 00:14:04,377 I sprained my knee doing a stunt for the flick. 243 00:14:04,461 --> 00:14:05,879 Ohh. 244 00:14:05,962 --> 00:14:08,548 Don't worry, though. I'm going to be fine by opening day. 245 00:14:08,799 --> 00:14:11,176 Besides, I'm a power hitter now. 246 00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:19,226 What do you call that garbage? 247 00:14:19,351 --> 00:14:21,061 That's the Eliminator. 248 00:14:21,186 --> 00:14:23,772 - The Eliminator? - I got a new one I'll showya. 249 00:14:23,855 --> 00:14:26,191 If you get a piece of it, I'll let you name it. 250 00:14:41,331 --> 00:14:45,502 I'd, uh, call it The Masturbator. 251 00:14:52,217 --> 00:14:54,094 Excellent pitch, man. 252 00:14:54,219 --> 00:14:56,721 Cerrano fool, but ball and blue sky- 253 00:14:56,847 --> 00:14:59,307 beautiful, 254 00:14:59,433 --> 00:15:01,893 like lonely snowflake. 255 00:15:05,397 --> 00:15:07,858 Just pretend the pitcher's the second baseman. 256 00:15:11,862 --> 00:15:12,779 Uh! 257 00:15:12,863 --> 00:15:13,780 Aah! 258 00:15:13,864 --> 00:15:15,782 Aah! Oh,Jeez! 259 00:15:15,907 --> 00:15:17,784 Goldarn it to heck! 260 00:15:17,909 --> 00:15:19,786 Shoot. 261 00:15:19,828 --> 00:15:23,123 I couldn't hit sand if fell off a camel. 262 00:15:23,165 --> 00:15:26,126 Criminelli, they're going to send me back to Omaha, 263 00:15:26,209 --> 00:15:28,754 and I don't even live there! 264 00:15:28,837 --> 00:15:30,964 I'm gone. I'm buzzard bait. 265 00:15:31,089 --> 00:15:33,008 They're gonna cut me. 266 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:35,093 I know they're gonna cut me. 267 00:15:35,177 --> 00:15:36,511 Cripes! 268 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:42,350 Rube, you look at Playboy all the time, don't you? 269 00:15:42,434 --> 00:15:44,895 No, I don't just look at it. 270 00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:46,271 I- I read the articles. 271 00:15:46,354 --> 00:15:47,439 Yeah, sure you do. 272 00:15:47,564 --> 00:15:50,275 I do. I especially like where they tell you 273 00:15:50,358 --> 00:15:52,319 what the girls' interests are, 274 00:15:52,402 --> 00:15:54,821 you know, like Betsy loves surfing, gardening, 275 00:15:54,905 --> 00:15:55,989 and working on motorcycles. 276 00:15:56,114 --> 00:15:59,201 You memorize them? 277 00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:01,286 Yep, I guess I do. 278 00:16:01,369 --> 00:16:03,538 Bingo. 279 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,290 Huh? 280 00:16:12,255 --> 00:16:14,758 Just do what I told you, OK? 281 00:16:18,261 --> 00:16:21,348 Could you throw that back to the pitcher, please? 282 00:16:23,975 --> 00:16:25,811 Thank you. 283 00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:33,193 Louise teaches aerobics and loves short shorts, 284 00:16:33,318 --> 00:16:36,446 unicorns, and reruns of Three's Company. 285 00:16:36,530 --> 00:16:38,115 Her favorite sports are... 286 00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,157 High! 287 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:42,285 Air hockey, checkers, 288 00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:46,498 and calf-roping. Whoo! Yeah! 289 00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:56,550 Wow. Willie's really got some power. 290 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:59,219 Off a guywho'll be bagging groceries in a couple weeks. 291 00:17:12,524 --> 00:17:13,525 Ah! Unh! 292 00:17:15,444 --> 00:17:17,863 Ooh. 293 00:17:17,946 --> 00:17:20,240 It must be tough to be old. 294 00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:28,874 You're out! 295 00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:32,377 Hey! 296 00:17:34,588 --> 00:17:37,841 - Cool play, man. I love it! - Huh? 297 00:17:46,975 --> 00:17:48,894 Damn. 298 00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:58,028 One moreyear. 299 00:17:58,111 --> 00:18:01,531 Yes. 300 00:18:01,782 --> 00:18:04,534 Rube, what are you doing? 301 00:18:06,787 --> 00:18:07,996 Ifthere's a red tag in there, 302 00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:09,498 that means I'm outta here, right? 303 00:18:09,623 --> 00:18:12,918 Uh-huh. There's always nextyear. 304 00:18:13,001 --> 00:18:14,169 Yeah. What the hell. 305 00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:16,463 My momma always said it's better to eat shit 306 00:18:16,588 --> 00:18:18,757 than not eat at all. 307 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:21,426 In the minor leagues you'll play every day, and think of all the- 308 00:18:21,551 --> 00:18:25,097 I made the team. I made the team! We did it! 309 00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,434 Pedro, guess what, man- 310 00:18:29,518 --> 00:18:32,562 I'm on the rooster. 311 00:18:32,813 --> 00:18:36,441 This team has completely lost its focus. 312 00:18:39,444 --> 00:18:42,030 You think April is too early for a Roger Dorn night? 313 00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:43,990 Ahh... 314 00:18:44,116 --> 00:18:47,285 Uh, Lou- Oh, hi, Roger. 315 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,955 I just want to say I think carrying three catchers 316 00:18:50,038 --> 00:18:52,833 is probably a good idea. 317 00:18:52,874 --> 00:18:56,211 Hold it a second, Jake. 318 00:18:56,336 --> 00:19:00,841 Jake, you're a very valuable part of this organization. 319 00:19:00,966 --> 00:19:02,551 The way you helped that kid with his problem- 320 00:19:02,843 --> 00:19:05,429 that was, uh, impressive. 321 00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:07,055 Well, he's got some talent. 322 00:19:07,139 --> 00:19:09,141 I guess with a little patience, he might even become a ball player. 323 00:19:09,266 --> 00:19:11,935 What Dorn's trying to say,Jake, 324 00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:15,480 is we're not carrying three catchers. 325 00:19:15,605 --> 00:19:19,067 We'd like you to stay on as a coach. 326 00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:20,819 We're gonna need you. 327 00:19:24,865 --> 00:19:27,826 You'll make a great coach,Jake. 328 00:19:27,909 --> 00:19:31,246 Dorn, I'm not a coach, I'm a ball player. 329 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,248 Why don't you just find some poor schmuck 330 00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:34,833 with his belly hanging over his belt 331 00:19:34,916 --> 00:19:38,879 and pastrami sticking out of his mouth? 332 00:19:39,004 --> 00:19:41,339 I'm done with baseball. 333 00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:47,763 Called everywhere. Nobody's looking for 334 00:19:47,888 --> 00:19:52,017 a 41-year-old catcherwith bad knees. 335 00:19:52,142 --> 00:19:54,519 It's not like you don't have other options. 336 00:19:54,770 --> 00:19:57,522 Alan Bellows wants you to join his brokerage firm. 337 00:20:00,901 --> 00:20:02,277 And Jack Pursoff wants me to head up 338 00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:03,987 one of his Pepsi distributorships. 339 00:20:04,071 --> 00:20:05,781 And you'd be close to home. 340 00:20:05,906 --> 00:20:10,243 Yeah, and I'd make a hell of a lot more money than I would as a coach. 341 00:20:10,368 --> 00:20:13,246 So what ifl never made it to a World Series. 342 00:20:13,330 --> 00:20:17,793 Well, I think it's pretty obvious what you ought to do. 343 00:20:30,305 --> 00:20:31,807 Uh... 344 00:20:35,227 --> 00:20:38,105 I'll tell Dorn I begged you to come back. 345 00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:43,568 Thanks, Skip. 346 00:20:47,489 --> 00:20:48,448 Hey. 347 00:20:48,490 --> 00:20:49,574 How you doing? 348 00:20:49,783 --> 00:20:51,785 Hola, how you doing, man? 349 00:20:51,827 --> 00:20:53,412 How you doing? 350 00:20:53,537 --> 00:20:56,248 Alright. Alright. Alright. 351 00:20:57,791 --> 00:20:58,917 Hi, Flan. How are you? 352 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,253 I hope you don't mind, but I've set up a photo op 353 00:21:01,336 --> 00:21:02,504 with an inner-city youth group. 354 00:21:02,796 --> 00:21:03,922 You mean a gang? 355 00:21:04,005 --> 00:21:05,257 No problem, I used to be in one. 356 00:21:05,340 --> 00:21:06,842 Actually, I was in four or five. 357 00:21:06,967 --> 00:21:08,760 No, darling. These are first-time offenders 358 00:21:08,844 --> 00:21:10,345 they're trying to keep out of gangs. 359 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:11,430 All you have to do is 360 00:21:11,513 --> 00:21:13,473 pose with one of the juvenile hall kids 361 00:21:13,557 --> 00:21:14,850 and the education director. 362 00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:19,187 Do we really have to do this now? 363 00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:20,981 Are you kidding? 364 00:21:21,106 --> 00:21:23,150 It doesn't hurt to show you have a social conscience, 365 00:21:23,275 --> 00:21:25,777 that you're giving something back to the community. 366 00:21:25,861 --> 00:21:28,196 You'll be fine. 367 00:21:35,287 --> 00:21:36,163 Hi, Rick. 368 00:21:36,288 --> 00:21:38,415 Nikki, how are you? 369 00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:40,959 Fine. 370 00:21:41,042 --> 00:21:43,378 This is Frankie. He's one of my students. 371 00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:46,882 He won room inspection five days in a row to be in this picture. 372 00:21:47,007 --> 00:21:49,050 You could eat prime rib off my floor. 373 00:21:49,176 --> 00:21:51,470 Way to go, Frankie. 374 00:21:51,553 --> 00:21:54,097 Just a minute, Rick. He has a problem with his flash. 375 00:21:54,181 --> 00:21:56,391 Is that your new girlfriend? 376 00:21:56,475 --> 00:21:58,977 Yeah. She's also my agent. 377 00:21:59,061 --> 00:22:01,938 Major babe. 378 00:22:02,022 --> 00:22:04,941 Does she like riding on your Harley? 379 00:22:05,025 --> 00:22:06,151 Is this thing gonna happen orwhat? 380 00:22:06,234 --> 00:22:07,319 Ready to go. 381 00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:11,948 Don't tell me you sold the Harley. 382 00:22:12,032 --> 00:22:13,992 Flannery has been great for me. 383 00:22:14,034 --> 00:22:15,827 I'm not the bum I used to be. 384 00:22:15,911 --> 00:22:17,788 I kind of liked the bum you used to be. 385 00:22:17,871 --> 00:22:19,206 OK, that's it. Thanks a lot. 386 00:22:19,289 --> 00:22:20,832 Great. 387 00:22:20,916 --> 00:22:22,751 Take care, Frankie. 388 00:22:22,876 --> 00:22:23,960 So long, kids. 389 00:22:24,044 --> 00:22:25,003 Bye! See you! 390 00:22:25,087 --> 00:22:26,880 See you, Nikki. 391 00:22:26,963 --> 00:22:28,381 Hey, uh, Rick? 392 00:22:28,507 --> 00:22:30,300 I thought you might want this back. 393 00:22:30,383 --> 00:22:33,053 You left it at my apartment. 394 00:22:35,972 --> 00:22:40,519 I don't have much use for it now, but thanks. 395 00:22:40,811 --> 00:22:42,270 See you, Rick. 396 00:22:44,022 --> 00:22:46,400 So long, Nikki. 397 00:22:53,073 --> 00:22:55,075 Come on. 398 00:22:56,368 --> 00:22:59,579 Alrighty, folks, I'd have to say my next guest 399 00:22:59,830 --> 00:23:01,873 is about the closest thing baseball has to a rock star. 400 00:23:01,957 --> 00:23:03,959 Please welcome, from the Cleveland indians 401 00:23:04,084 --> 00:23:05,919 Rick "The Wild Thing" Vaughn. 402 00:23:20,392 --> 00:23:22,352 Now, let's get right to it here. 403 00:23:22,436 --> 00:23:24,396 This whole "Wild Thing" label 404 00:23:24,479 --> 00:23:26,273 that you've been saddled with 405 00:23:26,398 --> 00:23:28,984 this has led a lot of people to believe 406 00:23:29,109 --> 00:23:31,486 that, like, you're borderline scary 407 00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:33,238 like, you're a psycho-guy, but you seem pretty straight. 408 00:23:33,363 --> 00:23:34,865 Yeah. 409 00:23:34,948 --> 00:23:36,867 So where does this reputation come from? 410 00:23:36,950 --> 00:23:39,411 From what I've read you were mixed-up as a kid 411 00:23:39,494 --> 00:23:42,539 with the cops- is that something you want to talk about? 412 00:23:42,789 --> 00:23:44,958 - No. - Sure. 413 00:23:45,083 --> 00:23:48,879 I saw this new Corvette. Took it for a drive. 414 00:23:48,962 --> 00:23:51,256 Just kind of boys-being-boys kind of thing. 415 00:23:51,339 --> 00:23:53,008 Through four states. 416 00:23:53,133 --> 00:23:56,428 Four states? That's a lot. 417 00:23:56,511 --> 00:23:58,305 It ended in a high-speed chase. 418 00:23:58,388 --> 00:24:01,767 Up there around 140 orso. 419 00:24:01,850 --> 00:24:05,187 When I got out of the car, the cop had a real attitude. 420 00:24:06,396 --> 00:24:08,231 Theywere gonna throw the book at me 421 00:24:08,315 --> 00:24:09,858 but my cousin dates a judge in Colorado. 422 00:24:11,151 --> 00:24:12,778 He's a transvestite. 423 00:24:16,114 --> 00:24:17,991 The judge or your cousin? 424 00:24:18,116 --> 00:24:20,285 The judge. 425 00:24:20,327 --> 00:24:23,455 Oh! Um, let's take a little break. 426 00:24:23,580 --> 00:24:26,124 More with, uh, Rick, right after this. 427 00:24:32,172 --> 00:24:34,341 It's cool, it's overcast, 428 00:24:34,466 --> 00:24:35,425 and it's foggy... 429 00:24:35,509 --> 00:24:37,886 on opening day here in Cleveland. 430 00:24:37,969 --> 00:24:39,888 Hello again, everyone. I'm Harry Doyle 431 00:24:39,971 --> 00:24:43,225 along with my good friend and partner Monte what's-his-name, 432 00:24:43,308 --> 00:24:46,478 giving a big Wahoo welcome to all the Cleveland faithful. 433 00:24:46,561 --> 00:24:49,189 It's a brand-new season and a new team spirit 434 00:24:49,314 --> 00:24:51,358 as novice owner Roger Dorn 435 00:24:51,483 --> 00:24:54,486 has made two very savvy front-office moves- 436 00:24:54,778 --> 00:24:57,406 acquiring free-agent sluggerJack Parkman 437 00:24:57,531 --> 00:24:59,366 and announcing his own retirement, 438 00:24:59,491 --> 00:25:01,993 eliminating a huge hole at third base. 439 00:25:02,077 --> 00:25:04,830 Hell, no. Not a great spring- 3 and 24. 440 00:25:04,913 --> 00:25:07,332 Sowhat? They had a bad spring. 441 00:25:07,416 --> 00:25:09,251 They did the same thing lastyear. 442 00:25:09,376 --> 00:25:13,004 The important thing is that Parkman and Hayes are killing the ball. 443 00:25:13,088 --> 00:25:15,424 Cerrano, he's lying in the weeds. 444 00:25:15,507 --> 00:25:17,926 Vaughn, he's off to a slow start, 445 00:25:18,009 --> 00:25:19,553 but look out. 446 00:25:19,803 --> 00:25:20,720 They're going to erupt. 447 00:25:20,804 --> 00:25:21,930 They're gonna bust loose. 448 00:25:22,055 --> 00:25:25,016 They're gonna do it. They're gonna bust loose. 449 00:25:25,142 --> 00:25:26,518 They're a powder keg. Juggernaut. 450 00:25:28,812 --> 00:25:30,230 Getting close now, 451 00:25:30,313 --> 00:25:31,898 as the Indians begin their drive 452 00:25:32,023 --> 00:25:33,442 for a world championship 453 00:25:33,567 --> 00:25:35,861 against the hated Chicago White Sox, 454 00:25:35,944 --> 00:25:37,279 who swept the Tribe 455 00:25:37,404 --> 00:25:40,365 right out of the playoffs lastyear. 456 00:25:40,490 --> 00:25:42,200 And listen to the roar of the crowd 457 00:25:42,325 --> 00:25:45,245 as the Indians take the field. 458 00:25:51,209 --> 00:25:53,462 Mow 'em down, Wild Thing! 459 00:25:55,464 --> 00:25:56,757 Did you ever have that feeling 460 00:25:56,840 --> 00:26:00,552 you were just born for greatness? 461 00:26:02,095 --> 00:26:04,347 RickVaughn gets the starting call today. 462 00:26:04,431 --> 00:26:06,767 We're told he matured a lot over the winter. 463 00:26:06,850 --> 00:26:08,393 Apparently, he's bathing now. 464 00:26:08,518 --> 00:26:10,062 Congratulations, Rick. 465 00:26:10,187 --> 00:26:12,981 As you know, Monte, Vaughn's been working on a couple of new pitches- 466 00:26:13,106 --> 00:26:15,150 The Eliminator and The Humiliator- 467 00:26:15,275 --> 00:26:17,235 to complement his fastball, The Terminator. 468 00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:18,528 I heard that. 469 00:26:18,779 --> 00:26:20,822 Dynamite drop-in, Monte. 470 00:26:20,947 --> 00:26:22,866 That broadcast school has really paid off. 471 00:26:22,949 --> 00:26:24,493 We're ready for the opening pitch. 472 00:26:24,618 --> 00:26:26,495 Vaughn winds and fires. 473 00:26:26,787 --> 00:26:29,247 It's a strike. And we're underway. 474 00:26:29,372 --> 00:26:32,084 Alright, Rickey! Good job. Great pitch, man. 475 00:26:32,167 --> 00:26:34,002 Great pitch. Do it again! 476 00:26:34,127 --> 00:26:36,963 Come on. Let's see it. Guywas toast. 477 00:26:37,005 --> 00:26:38,965 Yeah? 478 00:26:40,217 --> 00:26:42,177 Vaugh winds for the 0-2 pitch. 479 00:26:42,260 --> 00:26:44,137 Called strike 3! 480 00:26:44,221 --> 00:26:46,139 Called strike 6! 481 00:26:46,223 --> 00:26:48,850 Called strike 9! Inning over! 482 00:26:48,934 --> 00:26:50,977 Yeah! Alright! 483 00:26:51,103 --> 00:26:52,979 Break out the champagne! 484 00:26:53,063 --> 00:26:54,564 It's in the bag. 485 00:26:54,815 --> 00:26:57,984 The fat lady has left the building! 486 00:26:58,110 --> 00:26:59,986 So Vaughn sets down the White Sox 487 00:27:00,070 --> 00:27:01,321 in the top of the first. 488 00:27:01,446 --> 00:27:03,240 Willie Mays Hayes steps in. 489 00:27:03,323 --> 00:27:05,075 Hayes had a great spring, 490 00:27:05,158 --> 00:27:07,077 adding the long ball to his speed. 491 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:11,957 Now batting... double 0- Willie Mays Hayes. 492 00:27:11,998 --> 00:27:14,876 Willie swinging his shillelagh at the plate. 493 00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:17,129 And Hayes is calling his shot! 494 00:27:17,212 --> 00:27:19,881 He's pointing toward the left field bleachers. 495 00:27:20,006 --> 00:27:22,342 Alright, Willie! Right here, Willie! 496 00:27:22,426 --> 00:27:24,261 What's he pointing at? 497 00:27:24,344 --> 00:27:26,763 What? Does he know someone up there? 498 00:27:28,557 --> 00:27:30,225 Hayes ready at the plate! 499 00:27:30,308 --> 00:27:32,060 Alaino into his windup and the pitch. 500 00:27:32,144 --> 00:27:34,312 Here's a swing and a drive to left and deep. 501 00:27:34,396 --> 00:27:37,399 Way back... Belmonti racing toward the wall. 502 00:27:37,524 --> 00:27:39,151 This one has a chance. 503 00:27:39,276 --> 00:27:40,986 It's going... going... 504 00:27:41,069 --> 00:27:44,322 not quite gone. 505 00:27:44,364 --> 00:27:45,907 Heh heh. 506 00:27:46,032 --> 00:27:46,992 That had to be the wind. 507 00:27:47,075 --> 00:27:49,369 It must've been the wind. 508 00:27:49,453 --> 00:27:51,037 Top of the 3rd now. 509 00:27:51,163 --> 00:27:52,497 Vaughn's been in trouble a couple of times, 510 00:27:52,539 --> 00:27:54,499 but has held the White Sox 511 00:27:54,583 --> 00:27:56,418 with his new assortment of breaking stuff. 512 00:27:56,543 --> 00:27:59,463 Humiliator lined to left, a base hit. 513 00:28:01,548 --> 00:28:05,886 Eliminator lined to right, another base hit. 514 00:28:05,969 --> 00:28:09,473 There's some real puss lined to center. 515 00:28:09,556 --> 00:28:11,767 Termini's coming around third. 516 00:28:11,892 --> 00:28:12,893 The throw is cut off. 517 00:28:13,018 --> 00:28:14,186 He'll score. 518 00:28:14,311 --> 00:28:16,229 And it's 1-0, White Sox. 519 00:28:19,941 --> 00:28:21,068 What? 520 00:28:21,193 --> 00:28:22,069 What? 521 00:28:22,194 --> 00:28:23,570 They're hammering this slow crap. 522 00:28:23,820 --> 00:28:26,156 Think your arm could stand the strain 523 00:28:26,239 --> 00:28:27,449 of throwing this guy a fastball? 524 00:28:27,574 --> 00:28:30,202 Look, I'll throw it. You just make sure you catch it. 525 00:28:30,327 --> 00:28:33,413 I will if it ever gets to me. 526 00:28:33,538 --> 00:28:35,874 God knows what Vaughn's going to throw next. 527 00:28:35,957 --> 00:28:37,751 He's running out of names. 528 00:28:37,834 --> 00:28:39,294 That'll bring up Hank Shaw, 529 00:28:39,419 --> 00:28:42,380 who led the Sox in home runs and RBIs lastyear. 530 00:28:42,464 --> 00:28:45,258 I don't know how this guy keeps his mind on baseball, 531 00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:47,302 what, with all the paternity suits and all. 532 00:28:47,427 --> 00:28:48,762 I think those are parking tickets. 533 00:28:48,845 --> 00:28:49,763 Yeah. 534 00:28:52,265 --> 00:28:54,935 Vaughn has his sign and comes set, 535 00:28:55,060 --> 00:28:56,978 checks the runner at second. 536 00:28:57,104 --> 00:28:58,271 Here's the pitch to Shaw. 537 00:28:58,397 --> 00:29:01,149 Swung on and belted into deep right field. 538 00:29:01,274 --> 00:29:03,235 Back goes Cerrano. 539 00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,320 He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch this one. 540 00:29:05,445 --> 00:29:07,572 That baby is out of here. 541 00:29:07,823 --> 00:29:08,949 - Yeah! - Yeah! 542 00:29:09,074 --> 00:29:11,451 That looked like The Terminator, only slower. 543 00:29:11,576 --> 00:29:13,453 Maybe it was his Out-Of-Stater, 544 00:29:13,578 --> 00:29:15,288 or it could've been The Hibernator. 545 00:29:15,414 --> 00:29:18,291 That baby is definitely going away for the winter. 546 00:29:18,375 --> 00:29:19,960 Whatever forVaughn, 547 00:29:20,085 --> 00:29:21,962 it might be see-you-later. 548 00:29:22,087 --> 00:29:24,923 He's probably going to become a... spectator. 549 00:29:27,259 --> 00:29:30,011 Didn't have much on that one. 550 00:29:30,137 --> 00:29:32,806 4-0, Chicago. Hayes at the plate. 551 00:29:32,889 --> 00:29:34,975 And he's calling it again! 552 00:29:37,144 --> 00:29:39,521 Come on, Willie! This time for sure! 553 00:29:39,604 --> 00:29:42,357 Aw, forget that! Put the ball on the ground! 554 00:29:44,985 --> 00:29:46,903 Alaino looking in for the sign 555 00:29:46,987 --> 00:29:49,364 and goes into his windup. 556 00:29:49,489 --> 00:29:51,783 Here's the swing and a drive to deep left. 557 00:29:51,867 --> 00:29:53,326 It could go this time! 558 00:29:53,452 --> 00:29:55,454 Yes! Yes! 559 00:29:55,537 --> 00:29:58,331 Belmonti back to the wall again. Way back! 560 00:29:58,415 --> 00:30:00,292 Come on! Come to papa! 561 00:30:00,375 --> 00:30:01,918 And it is... 562 00:30:02,002 --> 00:30:03,003 Come to papa! 563 00:30:03,086 --> 00:30:05,505 Caught! 564 00:30:05,589 --> 00:30:08,133 You were lucky, Belmonti! 565 00:30:08,258 --> 00:30:10,761 Of course, he could be pointing at the left fielder. 566 00:30:14,139 --> 00:30:18,727 Bottom of the 6th. Jack Parkman stepping in with runners at the corners. 567 00:30:18,852 --> 00:30:21,104 Parkman with two hits already today. 568 00:30:21,188 --> 00:30:23,899 Martinez leads away from first, 569 00:30:24,024 --> 00:30:26,068 Warren from third. 570 00:30:26,151 --> 00:30:28,195 Parkman doing his little shimmy. 571 00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,864 It drives the women here in Cleveland crazy. 572 00:30:30,989 --> 00:30:34,076 Vargas, the little left-hander, set at the belt. 573 00:30:34,201 --> 00:30:35,869 Here's the pitch. 574 00:30:35,994 --> 00:30:38,830 Parkman swings and drives one to deep left center. 575 00:30:38,872 --> 00:30:41,208 It looks like he got it all! 576 00:30:41,291 --> 00:30:43,168 It is good-bye, Mr. Rawlings! 577 00:30:43,251 --> 00:30:47,089 And the Indians pull to within 1 at 4-3. 578 00:30:49,341 --> 00:30:52,344 Way to go,Jack! I bought him. 579 00:30:52,427 --> 00:30:54,888 Welcome to NewJack City! 580 00:30:55,013 --> 00:30:56,390 I told you this guy would make a difference. 581 00:31:02,562 --> 00:31:05,190 - Jacksonville! - Jack the Ripper! 582 00:31:05,315 --> 00:31:08,360 - Jumpin'Jack Flash! - Jack attack! 583 00:31:08,485 --> 00:31:11,029 I used to hate Parkman when he was with the A's. 584 00:31:11,113 --> 00:31:14,741 It's amazing how a new uniform can change your attitude about a guy. 585 00:31:16,243 --> 00:31:18,370 He's still a Dick. 586 00:31:25,085 --> 00:31:26,294 Last of the 9th. 587 00:31:26,420 --> 00:31:28,130 2 outs and a tying run at first, 588 00:31:28,255 --> 00:31:30,799 and Pedro Cerrano steps into the box. 589 00:31:30,924 --> 00:31:32,384 Cerrano hitless today 590 00:31:32,467 --> 00:31:35,011 and pretty much all spring. 591 00:31:35,095 --> 00:31:37,431 Martinez takes his lead from first again. 592 00:31:40,475 --> 00:31:41,935 Here's the pitch. 593 00:31:42,018 --> 00:31:45,814 Cerrano swings, and it's a high fly ball to center field. 594 00:31:45,897 --> 00:31:48,191 And it hits a bird! 595 00:31:48,275 --> 00:31:49,526 The ball drops into right, 596 00:31:49,609 --> 00:31:51,069 the bird into short center. 597 00:31:51,111 --> 00:31:53,196 Cerrano rounds first 598 00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:56,032 and heads for... center field? 599 00:31:56,116 --> 00:31:57,534 Where are you going? 600 00:31:59,202 --> 00:32:02,289 Cerrano kill a living thing. 601 00:32:02,414 --> 00:32:03,373 Forget the damn bird! Run! Run! 602 00:32:04,958 --> 00:32:07,794 He's alive. Ha ha! 603 00:32:07,836 --> 00:32:10,338 Martinez around third, heading for home, 604 00:32:10,464 --> 00:32:11,423 and so is the bird. 605 00:32:11,548 --> 00:32:12,466 Bye-bye, birdie. 606 00:32:12,549 --> 00:32:15,093 I'm sorry, but you're out, Mr. Gandhi. 607 00:32:16,428 --> 00:32:20,015 Too late! Run doesn't score! Ballgame's over! 608 00:32:20,140 --> 00:32:21,516 What? 609 00:32:21,808 --> 00:32:23,852 Cerrano, come on! 610 00:32:25,604 --> 00:32:27,355 Well, the Indians drop a tough one. 611 00:32:27,481 --> 00:32:30,942 4-3, as Pedro Cerrano doubles off a pigeon 612 00:32:31,026 --> 00:32:32,819 and then is tagged out, 613 00:32:32,944 --> 00:32:34,112 administering CPR 614 00:32:34,196 --> 00:32:36,782 before the tying run could score. 615 00:32:36,865 --> 00:32:38,241 It's a funny game, eh, Monte? 616 00:32:38,325 --> 00:32:39,493 Well, at least the bird survived. 617 00:32:39,785 --> 00:32:42,871 Who cares? It's a rat with wings. 618 00:32:42,996 --> 00:32:44,081 Two months. 619 00:32:45,290 --> 00:32:47,375 Two months? 620 00:32:47,501 --> 00:32:50,837 What do you mean two months? 621 00:32:50,879 --> 00:32:52,839 You have enough money to run the team for two months. 622 00:32:52,964 --> 00:32:54,508 You paid too much for the franchise. 623 00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,177 There's another four months in the season. 624 00:32:57,302 --> 00:32:59,304 What am I supposed to do? 625 00:32:59,429 --> 00:33:01,515 Increase your profits any way you can. 626 00:33:07,813 --> 00:33:10,107 Well, fans, Roger Dorn has done a little redecorating 627 00:33:10,190 --> 00:33:11,400 around the ballpark. 628 00:33:11,483 --> 00:33:14,361 The outfield walls now look like the Yellow Pages. 629 00:33:14,444 --> 00:33:17,489 And any of you folks having trouble finding a good proctologist 630 00:33:17,781 --> 00:33:20,367 might want to come down here and check out the area 631 00:33:20,492 --> 00:33:23,537 around the 375-foot sign. 632 00:33:23,829 --> 00:33:25,205 As for the game, 633 00:33:25,247 --> 00:33:27,457 we got a real nail-biter here tonight. 634 00:33:27,541 --> 00:33:30,460 It's a lot closer than that 11-2 score. 635 00:33:39,928 --> 00:33:42,389 Mr. Vaughn! I thought you were starting tonight. 636 00:33:42,472 --> 00:33:44,891 - I did. - Oh. sorry. 637 00:33:44,975 --> 00:33:47,227 I didn't turn it on till the second inning. 638 00:33:56,570 --> 00:33:57,946 I can't believe you're so upset 639 00:33:58,071 --> 00:33:59,489 about what the valet said. 640 00:33:59,573 --> 00:34:00,824 I'm upset because Billy Ritter 641 00:34:00,907 --> 00:34:02,200 hit a 3-run homer off me. 642 00:34:02,284 --> 00:34:05,036 He was due. I mean, it's amazing. 643 00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:07,080 The man has been in the majors for seven years, 644 00:34:07,205 --> 00:34:08,373 and he's never hit a home run. 645 00:34:08,415 --> 00:34:10,834 Never? 646 00:34:10,917 --> 00:34:12,544 I thought you knew. 647 00:34:12,753 --> 00:34:14,838 Oh. 648 00:34:14,921 --> 00:34:16,840 May be you should throw fastballs more often 649 00:34:16,923 --> 00:34:18,175 till you're sure of your other pitches. 650 00:34:18,258 --> 00:34:19,384 I did that tonight. 651 00:34:19,468 --> 00:34:21,553 I threw Ritter an 87 mile-an-hour fastball, 652 00:34:21,803 --> 00:34:22,929 and he crushed it. 653 00:34:23,055 --> 00:34:25,223 Lastyear, I averaged 96. 654 00:34:25,348 --> 00:34:27,851 Now I reach back, and it's just not there. 655 00:34:27,934 --> 00:34:30,979 I can't believe it. I've forgotten how to throw heat. 656 00:34:33,106 --> 00:34:34,232 Look... 657 00:34:34,316 --> 00:34:36,318 you'll make a few adjustments. 658 00:34:36,443 --> 00:34:37,903 In a week or two, 659 00:34:37,986 --> 00:34:39,237 you'll be laughing about this. 660 00:34:39,321 --> 00:34:41,907 And don't worry about the endorsements. 661 00:34:47,454 --> 00:34:51,083 It's not your E.R.A. they're going to be worried about. 662 00:34:51,166 --> 00:34:54,127 It's your image that's important- 663 00:34:54,211 --> 00:34:56,755 wholesome... 664 00:34:56,838 --> 00:34:59,091 clean-cut... 665 00:34:59,174 --> 00:35:01,843 All-American. 666 00:35:10,310 --> 00:35:11,353 While on the croquet lawn, 667 00:35:11,478 --> 00:35:14,022 one must be careful not to offend one's opponent 668 00:35:14,147 --> 00:35:18,110 with an onset of unwanted odor. 669 00:35:18,193 --> 00:35:19,736 Oh, bully! 670 00:35:19,820 --> 00:35:22,239 That's why I use Right Guard Sport Stick, 671 00:35:22,322 --> 00:35:24,866 maximum protection against odicious, 672 00:35:24,991 --> 00:35:26,535 odorophously... 673 00:35:26,827 --> 00:35:28,745 olflacty manations. 674 00:35:28,829 --> 00:35:31,289 Cut! Let's just cut that. 675 00:35:31,373 --> 00:35:32,749 Um, it's odiously... 676 00:35:32,833 --> 00:35:34,126 odiferous... 677 00:35:34,209 --> 00:35:36,378 olfactory emanations. 678 00:35:36,503 --> 00:35:42,134 Right. 679 00:35:42,259 --> 00:35:43,176 Odoroforous... 680 00:35:43,260 --> 00:35:45,512 ofolactory... emaranations. 681 00:35:45,554 --> 00:35:47,472 Odorforous... oflactonal... 682 00:35:47,556 --> 00:35:48,515 nominations. 683 00:35:48,765 --> 00:35:51,017 Odoroforous... ofiloctagyl... 684 00:35:51,101 --> 00:35:53,019 emancipations. 685 00:36:03,155 --> 00:36:06,158 Whoa, boom bapa boom 686 00:36:06,283 --> 00:36:09,369 Whoa, boom bapa boom 687 00:36:09,494 --> 00:36:12,372 Whoa, boom 688 00:36:12,497 --> 00:36:15,792 So Weaver doubles off the Zippo Bail Bond sign. 689 00:36:15,876 --> 00:36:18,211 And that's another team record for RickVaughn, 690 00:36:18,295 --> 00:36:21,214 the fifth consecutive extra base hit in the inning. 691 00:36:23,925 --> 00:36:27,220 And he's out by an eyelash at third. 692 00:36:27,304 --> 00:36:31,433 Cerrano doing some interesting limbering-up exercises in right. 693 00:36:31,558 --> 00:36:33,060 What a pansy. 694 00:36:34,478 --> 00:36:37,189 Here's a fly ball hit to right. 695 00:36:37,272 --> 00:36:40,025 Easy play for Cerrano, under it now, and makes the- 696 00:36:40,108 --> 00:36:43,904 No! That ball is off his glove and outta here! 697 00:36:45,447 --> 00:36:47,824 Well, credit Cerrano with an RBI. 698 00:36:47,908 --> 00:36:50,035 And that play could be a finalist 699 00:36:50,077 --> 00:36:52,996 in the Trojan Ends "Boner of the Week" award. 700 00:36:57,417 --> 00:36:59,753 Take 87. 701 00:36:59,836 --> 00:37:01,296 And action! 702 00:37:01,421 --> 00:37:03,298 Right Guard Sport Stick. 703 00:37:05,258 --> 00:37:06,385 Anything less... 704 00:37:09,137 --> 00:37:11,473 would be uncivilized. 705 00:37:15,060 --> 00:37:16,728 Upside down. 706 00:37:16,853 --> 00:37:18,980 Upside down. 707 00:37:19,106 --> 00:37:21,441 Thank you. Cut! 708 00:37:28,990 --> 00:37:31,451 Hey, Rick! Is it true you're moving to the bull pen? 709 00:37:31,535 --> 00:37:32,869 Of course not. 710 00:37:32,953 --> 00:37:35,288 Where do you guys get this stuff? 711 00:37:39,376 --> 00:37:41,837 Hey, Wild Thing! 712 00:37:41,962 --> 00:37:43,296 Don't worry. You're still the best. 713 00:37:43,380 --> 00:37:45,507 You stunk at the beginning of lastyear, too. 714 00:37:45,799 --> 00:37:47,259 Thanks, Frankie. 715 00:37:47,342 --> 00:37:49,803 We don't believe what they say about you in the papers- 716 00:37:49,886 --> 00:37:52,139 You know, that you're a fluke and all that stuff. 717 00:37:52,222 --> 00:37:54,266 And that you lost your fastball. 718 00:37:54,349 --> 00:37:55,434 And that you got no heart. 719 00:37:55,559 --> 00:37:57,978 You guys want an autograph or something? 720 00:37:58,061 --> 00:38:01,022 Yeah, that'd be great. Hey, Nikki! 721 00:38:01,106 --> 00:38:02,524 You got something Vaughn can sign? 722 00:38:08,113 --> 00:38:09,781 Hi, Rick. 723 00:38:09,906 --> 00:38:10,824 Hi. 724 00:38:15,412 --> 00:38:16,788 Listen, I was real sorry to hear 725 00:38:16,830 --> 00:38:18,165 they took you out of the rotation. 726 00:38:18,290 --> 00:38:21,126 It's only temporary. 727 00:38:21,209 --> 00:38:23,003 You're in a slump. You'll bounce back. 728 00:38:23,128 --> 00:38:24,421 Yeah. 729 00:38:28,383 --> 00:38:31,261 Well, we better get back. 730 00:38:33,013 --> 00:38:36,850 Hey... Nikki! 731 00:38:36,933 --> 00:38:40,270 I'm sorry I didn't call you after last season. 732 00:38:40,353 --> 00:38:41,730 It's for the best. 733 00:38:41,855 --> 00:38:44,107 We've both moved on to better things. 734 00:38:44,191 --> 00:38:45,734 You seeing anybody? 735 00:38:45,859 --> 00:38:47,736 Yeah, yeah. 736 00:38:47,861 --> 00:38:50,447 This'll crack you up. He's from Chicago. 737 00:38:50,530 --> 00:38:53,533 Big White Sox fan. Boy, does he hate you. 738 00:38:58,205 --> 00:39:00,332 Good luck, Rick. 739 00:39:00,415 --> 00:39:02,334 Thanks. 740 00:39:12,177 --> 00:39:13,553 What a great woman. 741 00:39:13,804 --> 00:39:16,723 She's a White Sox fan! 742 00:39:16,807 --> 00:39:18,475 Such a nice personality. 743 00:39:18,558 --> 00:39:19,768 I bet he loves the idea of me 744 00:39:19,893 --> 00:39:21,144 sitting out here in the bullpen. 745 00:39:21,228 --> 00:39:22,187 Really sexy, too. 746 00:39:22,270 --> 00:39:23,188 I've met the woman, Rube, 747 00:39:23,271 --> 00:39:24,898 I don't need a description, alright? 748 00:39:25,023 --> 00:39:27,901 A White Sox fan. 749 00:39:30,404 --> 00:39:31,822 Women... 750 00:39:31,905 --> 00:39:35,242 you can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up. 751 00:39:39,996 --> 00:39:41,998 Well, fans, the Indians about to extend 752 00:39:42,082 --> 00:39:44,209 theirwinning streak to... 753 00:39:44,251 --> 00:39:45,377 two! 754 00:39:45,460 --> 00:39:47,045 This is it! 755 00:39:47,129 --> 00:39:48,338 Vaughn's coming out of it. 756 00:39:48,422 --> 00:39:49,840 I know he's coming out of it. 757 00:39:49,923 --> 00:39:51,299 This demotion to the bull pen 758 00:39:51,425 --> 00:39:52,759 has got to have been a wake-up call. 759 00:39:52,884 --> 00:39:54,261 Ring Ring! Rise and shine, Ricky! 760 00:39:54,386 --> 00:39:56,430 This is the day we turn it around. 761 00:39:56,555 --> 00:39:58,056 Flip it over. 762 00:39:58,181 --> 00:39:59,307 We're in the top of the 9th. 763 00:39:59,433 --> 00:40:02,352 Leading 10-7. Bases loaded. 2 down. 764 00:40:02,436 --> 00:40:05,230 RickVaughn has come on to try and nail it down 765 00:40:05,313 --> 00:40:07,315 against Felipe Aguilar, 766 00:40:07,441 --> 00:40:10,068 a dangerous right-handed batter. 767 00:40:10,193 --> 00:40:11,778 Here's the pitch! 768 00:40:11,903 --> 00:40:13,071 Oh, shit! 769 00:40:13,196 --> 00:40:16,116 - Alright! - Hot dog! - No, no! 770 00:40:16,241 --> 00:40:18,201 If that's not Shaquille O'Neal in left, 771 00:40:18,285 --> 00:40:19,745 that baby's outta here. 772 00:40:19,786 --> 00:40:22,122 Oh, no! 773 00:40:22,247 --> 00:40:24,166 You rotten mugs! 774 00:40:24,291 --> 00:40:26,877 You overpaid weenies! 775 00:40:28,086 --> 00:40:29,254 Wild Thing, 776 00:40:29,337 --> 00:40:31,423 you make my butt sting! 777 00:40:31,506 --> 00:40:33,341 I detest you! 778 00:40:33,467 --> 00:40:34,926 You're all garbage! 779 00:40:35,052 --> 00:40:36,470 All of you! 780 00:40:36,553 --> 00:40:39,973 Back up the truck! Back it up! 781 00:40:40,057 --> 00:40:42,184 Jack, being new to the club, 782 00:40:42,309 --> 00:40:44,144 how do you feel about the way things have gone 783 00:40:44,227 --> 00:40:45,812 for the Indians so far? 784 00:40:45,896 --> 00:40:47,105 I'm the onlywinner on the team. 785 00:40:47,189 --> 00:40:48,940 The rest of them are losers, 786 00:40:49,024 --> 00:40:50,942 either by choice or by birth. 787 00:40:53,278 --> 00:40:55,822 You think you can help me with my fastball, doc? 788 00:40:55,947 --> 00:40:58,492 We'll have to deal with some deeper issues first. 789 00:40:58,784 --> 00:41:00,285 I don't have any deeper issues. 790 00:41:00,368 --> 00:41:02,412 I like to keep things right on the surface. 791 00:41:02,496 --> 00:41:05,832 Well, sometimes, there are little surprises. 792 00:41:05,916 --> 00:41:08,752 Tell me, Rick, what goes through your mind 793 00:41:08,835 --> 00:41:11,254 when you throw your fastball? 794 00:41:11,338 --> 00:41:13,006 I wonder if it's going to end up 795 00:41:13,131 --> 00:41:15,175 in some guy's den. 796 00:41:15,300 --> 00:41:17,094 Did you used to think this way? 797 00:41:17,177 --> 00:41:20,180 I didn't used to think at all. Takes a lot out of you. 798 00:41:20,305 --> 00:41:24,434 Well, then, Rick. Let's get down to it. 799 00:41:24,518 --> 00:41:27,938 The real problem here goes back to when you stole that car. 800 00:41:28,021 --> 00:41:31,358 You wanted to be caught, didn't you? Punished. 801 00:41:31,483 --> 00:41:33,985 Otherwise, you wouldn't have thrown 802 00:41:34,111 --> 00:41:35,362 the 0-2 fastball to fields when everybody knows 803 00:41:35,487 --> 00:41:37,823 he'll chase the two-strike curveball in the dirt. 804 00:41:37,906 --> 00:41:39,449 I'd already thrown him two curveballs 805 00:41:39,533 --> 00:41:41,827 the second one he hit 436 feet foul. 806 00:41:41,910 --> 00:41:44,204 Better than 520 feet fair. 807 00:41:49,126 --> 00:41:50,168 Parkman. 808 00:41:50,252 --> 00:41:51,503 I saw your little interview 809 00:41:51,545 --> 00:41:53,046 in this morning's paper. 810 00:41:53,130 --> 00:41:54,798 You're benched for two games. 811 00:41:54,881 --> 00:41:56,049 If you ever rip any of your teammates- 812 00:41:56,174 --> 00:41:57,509 Save your breath. 813 00:41:57,759 --> 00:41:59,010 What did you say? 814 00:41:59,094 --> 00:42:01,346 You ought to listen to the radio more, Lou. 815 00:42:01,430 --> 00:42:04,141 Your biggest gun just got traded to Chicago, 816 00:42:04,224 --> 00:42:06,226 as a matter of fact, your only gun. 817 00:42:09,396 --> 00:42:11,773 Au revoir. 818 00:42:13,984 --> 00:42:17,487 How could you sell my best playerwithout asking me? 819 00:42:17,571 --> 00:42:19,281 I'm on my ass. 820 00:42:19,406 --> 00:42:21,116 I'm tapped out. 821 00:42:21,241 --> 00:42:23,535 I'm not going to be able to make next month's payroll. 822 00:42:23,785 --> 00:42:27,539 Aw... jeez. 823 00:42:27,789 --> 00:42:29,416 But I didn't sell Parkman outright. 824 00:42:29,541 --> 00:42:31,835 I got you an outfielder. 825 00:42:31,918 --> 00:42:34,087 He used to play with the Giants. 826 00:42:36,131 --> 00:42:37,424 Franklin? 827 00:42:39,259 --> 00:42:41,011 Not those Giants. 828 00:42:50,604 --> 00:42:53,482 And, so, Hiroshi "Kamikaze" Tanaka, 829 00:42:53,774 --> 00:42:55,984 recently of the Tokyo Giants, 830 00:42:56,068 --> 00:42:59,029 knocks himself cold for the second time this week. 831 00:42:59,112 --> 00:43:02,449 Maybe in Japan, that's actually better than catching the ball. 832 00:43:02,532 --> 00:43:06,203 Personally, I think he's trying to get out of the lineup. 833 00:43:12,084 --> 00:43:15,504 Om. 834 00:43:33,397 --> 00:43:36,775 Pedro Cerrano. How you doing? 835 00:43:36,858 --> 00:43:38,985 Who your master? 836 00:43:39,111 --> 00:43:40,529 My master? 837 00:43:40,821 --> 00:43:42,739 It's the great Hama Masasuri. 838 00:43:46,076 --> 00:43:47,536 Thank you. 839 00:43:47,828 --> 00:43:50,163 A ball player must be a warrior... 840 00:43:50,288 --> 00:43:53,333 not a monk! 841 00:43:53,458 --> 00:43:55,419 Hyah! 842 00:44:06,430 --> 00:44:09,933 Alright, you guys. Let's listen up. 843 00:44:10,016 --> 00:44:12,102 We won a gameyesterday. 844 00:44:12,185 --> 00:44:13,729 If we win one today, 845 00:44:13,854 --> 00:44:16,106 that's two in a row. 846 00:44:16,189 --> 00:44:17,941 If we win one tomorrow, 847 00:44:18,024 --> 00:44:20,277 that's called a winning streak. 848 00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:22,779 It has happened before. 849 00:44:22,863 --> 00:44:24,823 So let's see some hustle! 850 00:44:24,865 --> 00:44:26,825 Let's jack it up a little. 851 00:44:26,908 --> 00:44:29,995 I got a feeling things are about to turn around for us. 852 00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:32,038 Oh, my God. 853 00:44:33,540 --> 00:44:35,751 Hello, boys. 854 00:44:35,876 --> 00:44:37,335 You don't mind if come in 855 00:44:37,461 --> 00:44:39,880 and visit with you for a moment, do you? 856 00:44:40,005 --> 00:44:42,299 This clubhouse is off limits to everyone 857 00:44:42,382 --> 00:44:44,509 but Indian personnel. 858 00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:47,512 That does include the owner, doesn't it? 859 00:44:47,763 --> 00:44:48,722 What? 860 00:44:48,847 --> 00:44:50,891 I just bought the team back this morning 861 00:44:50,974 --> 00:44:52,726 at a substantial prof it. 862 00:44:52,809 --> 00:44:55,937 I retained Roger here as the general manager. 863 00:44:56,063 --> 00:44:58,732 But the money really means little to me. 864 00:44:58,857 --> 00:45:00,442 I have more than enough. 865 00:45:00,525 --> 00:45:03,361 This... is more personal. 866 00:45:05,197 --> 00:45:09,284 Lastyear, by some impossible fluke... 867 00:45:09,409 --> 00:45:12,329 you ruined a beautiful dream. 868 00:45:12,412 --> 00:45:15,874 Now, you're going down in flames, 869 00:45:15,916 --> 00:45:20,420 and I want to be there when you go splat. 870 00:45:20,545 --> 00:45:22,923 Keep up the good work, gents. 871 00:45:23,048 --> 00:45:24,216 Miss Phelps... 872 00:45:38,313 --> 00:45:39,481 Oh. 873 00:45:46,154 --> 00:45:48,407 You... 874 00:45:51,118 --> 00:45:55,080 Come on, you're not going to let her get you down, are you? 875 00:45:55,163 --> 00:45:58,250 You guys won last year just to spite her. 876 00:45:58,333 --> 00:46:00,919 Maybe she's just what we need. 877 00:46:01,044 --> 00:46:04,131 Aw, Skip, theywere a different team last year. 878 00:46:04,256 --> 00:46:05,215 Taylor! 879 00:46:05,298 --> 00:46:08,135 It's not your job to make excuses. 880 00:46:08,218 --> 00:46:10,762 That's all you guys do good! 881 00:46:10,887 --> 00:46:13,932 It's either a leg thing... 882 00:46:14,015 --> 00:46:16,184 or a spiritual thing... 883 00:46:16,309 --> 00:46:18,979 or a psychological thing! 884 00:46:19,104 --> 00:46:21,106 Or a heart attack! 885 00:46:21,189 --> 00:46:23,024 Who used heart attack? 886 00:46:23,150 --> 00:46:26,069 Me. 887 00:46:26,153 --> 00:46:27,195 Hey! 888 00:46:28,405 --> 00:46:31,283 Doctors say I got to take some time off, 889 00:46:31,324 --> 00:46:35,078 so I want you to manage the team for the rest of the year. 890 00:46:35,162 --> 00:46:37,956 You got to be kidding, Lou. 891 00:46:38,039 --> 00:46:40,083 I don't have any experience managing. 892 00:46:40,167 --> 00:46:43,503 Ah, you're one of the smartest players I ever coached. 893 00:46:43,545 --> 00:46:46,506 Guys all look up to you. 894 00:46:46,548 --> 00:46:49,885 Tell Dorn you'll take the job. 895 00:46:50,010 --> 00:46:51,845 Look on the bright side- 896 00:46:51,970 --> 00:46:54,264 things couldn't get anyworse. 897 00:46:55,932 --> 00:46:56,975 Hey, guys. 898 00:46:57,100 --> 00:46:59,061 I got some good news for you. 899 00:46:59,186 --> 00:47:01,480 This morning at 9: 10 a. m... 900 00:47:01,563 --> 00:47:04,274 I activated myself. 901 00:47:07,903 --> 00:47:09,988 What you doin'? Schoup. 902 00:47:10,072 --> 00:47:11,782 Hey. 903 00:47:11,865 --> 00:47:14,284 What is this? 904 00:47:18,955 --> 00:47:20,165 ��Que es eso? 905 00:47:20,207 --> 00:47:24,169 Buddha, samurai, OK. 906 00:47:24,252 --> 00:47:26,505 Peaceful inside. 907 00:47:26,797 --> 00:47:28,340 Outside, warrior. 908 00:47:36,431 --> 00:47:39,059 I love you, man. 909 00:47:39,184 --> 00:47:41,520 I love you too much. 910 00:47:45,023 --> 00:47:48,235 You know, you have no... 911 00:47:50,195 --> 00:47:52,406 you have no... 912 00:47:54,157 --> 00:47:57,285 marbles! 913 00:47:57,411 --> 00:47:58,745 Marbles? 914 00:47:58,829 --> 00:48:01,873 Marbles! You have no marbles! 915 00:48:04,459 --> 00:48:07,045 Hey, relax. 916 00:48:07,170 --> 00:48:09,297 Marbles? 917 00:48:09,423 --> 00:48:10,298 Marbles! 918 00:48:25,105 --> 00:48:26,732 Hello, Tribe fans. 919 00:48:26,857 --> 00:48:28,775 Welcome back to major league baseball... 920 00:48:28,859 --> 00:48:30,277 sort of. 921 00:48:30,402 --> 00:48:32,779 Paid attendance today is... 922 00:48:32,863 --> 00:48:34,906 1,412. 923 00:48:34,990 --> 00:48:36,450 Some of them were driven away 924 00:48:36,575 --> 00:48:40,203 by that little 10-run 1st inning the Red Sox put up. 925 00:48:41,955 --> 00:48:43,915 Take over, Monte. 926 00:48:43,957 --> 00:48:46,376 I'm in the bag. 927 00:48:48,086 --> 00:48:50,422 Me? 928 00:48:52,966 --> 00:48:55,093 Fly ball... 929 00:48:57,012 --> 00:48:57,971 caught. 930 00:48:59,473 --> 00:49:02,100 I can't believe we gotta play a doubleheader. 931 00:49:02,184 --> 00:49:05,520 Let's get going. Come on, let's get something started. 932 00:49:05,812 --> 00:49:08,190 It's okay, Pedro. The guy made a great play. 933 00:49:08,315 --> 00:49:09,232 Tough luck, man. 934 00:49:09,316 --> 00:49:11,943 Come on. Look alive. 935 00:49:12,027 --> 00:49:13,195 Uh-uh-uh, Vaughn, 936 00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:15,072 shouldn't you get to the bull pen? 937 00:49:15,155 --> 00:49:16,073 Right now? 938 00:49:16,156 --> 00:49:17,115 Yeah. 939 00:49:19,493 --> 00:49:21,119 There's still somebody in the bleachers. 940 00:49:21,203 --> 00:49:23,455 Who cares? Go on. Get out there. 941 00:49:28,502 --> 00:49:30,879 Fan: Hey, Vile Thing! 942 00:49:31,004 --> 00:49:34,925 I think I loathe you! 943 00:49:35,008 --> 00:49:38,762 You didn't think I'd abandon you, did you, Vaughn? 944 00:49:38,845 --> 00:49:42,015 You human piece of cow flop! 945 00:49:42,140 --> 00:49:46,853 You big steaming pile of mastodon dung! 946 00:49:46,937 --> 00:49:50,065 Bring out the pooper-scooper! 947 00:49:50,148 --> 00:49:52,776 You bush-league, no-talent, 948 00:49:52,859 --> 00:49:55,404 flash-in-the-pan choke artist! 949 00:49:55,529 --> 00:49:58,073 Huh? Hey, where you going, Vaughn? 950 00:49:58,198 --> 00:50:00,158 Huh? You looking for your Terminator? 951 00:50:00,283 --> 00:50:03,203 Yeah, you go back in there, Vaughn. 952 00:50:06,873 --> 00:50:09,334 Hey, didn't I say go to the bull pen? 953 00:50:09,418 --> 00:50:13,380 We're down by 10 runs. 954 00:50:13,505 --> 00:50:15,132 You can still get some work in. 955 00:50:15,215 --> 00:50:17,426 I've had enough of that maniac out there. 956 00:50:19,928 --> 00:50:20,846 Ow! 957 00:50:20,929 --> 00:50:21,847 Time! 958 00:50:21,930 --> 00:50:22,848 Ball hit him! 959 00:50:22,931 --> 00:50:24,099 First base! 960 00:50:26,393 --> 00:50:27,269 Hayes, 961 00:50:27,394 --> 00:50:28,854 go run for Rube. 962 00:50:28,979 --> 00:50:30,021 My leg's hurtin'. 963 00:50:30,105 --> 00:50:31,273 I'll run. 964 00:50:31,398 --> 00:50:34,860 Rube's hurting worse than you. Now get in there. 965 00:50:34,943 --> 00:50:36,278 Gutless wonder doesn't have to pitch. 966 00:50:36,361 --> 00:50:37,738 Why should I have to run? 967 00:50:37,821 --> 00:50:39,990 Who you calling a gutless wonder, tin man? 968 00:50:40,073 --> 00:50:43,034 I got a genuine leg injury here, pal. 969 00:50:43,118 --> 00:50:45,787 That limp's the best acting you've done all year. 970 00:50:45,912 --> 00:50:48,290 At least I don't have some cover girl 971 00:50:48,415 --> 00:50:50,041 dragging me around by myjohnson. 972 00:50:57,257 --> 00:50:58,258 What are you guys doing? 973 00:50:58,341 --> 00:50:59,843 This isn't nice. 974 00:51:02,012 --> 00:51:03,221 Don't touch me. Don't- 975 00:51:05,098 --> 00:51:07,142 I'll show you a fight. Come on! 976 00:51:07,267 --> 00:51:08,894 I'll take on the whole team! 977 00:51:08,977 --> 00:51:10,729 You don't know how to fight! 978 00:51:10,854 --> 00:51:12,064 You wusses! 979 00:51:12,189 --> 00:51:13,899 Wake up, Harry. 980 00:51:13,982 --> 00:51:15,108 Look. 981 00:51:15,233 --> 00:51:16,735 My God... 982 00:51:16,860 --> 00:51:18,320 Good news, fans. 983 00:51:18,445 --> 00:51:20,155 The Indians are showing signs of life 984 00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:22,199 for the first time in weeks. 985 00:51:22,282 --> 00:51:24,117 In fact, they appear to be 986 00:51:24,242 --> 00:51:27,496 beating the crap out of each other. 987 00:51:27,788 --> 00:51:29,456 It looks like Willie Hayes 988 00:51:29,581 --> 00:51:31,249 is trying to hit RickVaughn. 989 00:51:31,374 --> 00:51:34,211 And why not? Everybody else in the league does. 990 00:51:34,294 --> 00:51:36,922 He swings and misses. 991 00:51:37,005 --> 00:51:40,258 It looks like Vaughn's carrying his left a little low. 992 00:51:40,342 --> 00:51:43,428 This could hurt him in the later rounds. 993 00:51:43,553 --> 00:51:44,930 So, what do we do? 994 00:51:45,013 --> 00:51:47,182 Toss 'em, I guess. 995 00:51:47,307 --> 00:51:49,184 The whole team? 996 00:51:49,309 --> 00:51:50,185 Yeah. 997 00:51:51,895 --> 00:51:53,939 Alright, you're outta here! 998 00:51:54,022 --> 00:51:55,482 All of ya! 999 00:51:57,943 --> 00:51:59,111 Well, it's not broken, 1000 00:51:59,236 --> 00:52:03,865 But you'll have to stay off it for a couple days. 1001 00:52:03,949 --> 00:52:05,867 Lucky son of a gun. 1002 00:52:05,951 --> 00:52:07,411 At least you ain't got to hang around 1003 00:52:07,703 --> 00:52:09,413 to play the second game, right? 1004 00:52:13,959 --> 00:52:14,876 Hey, Willie. 1005 00:52:16,378 --> 00:52:17,254 Willie! 1006 00:52:19,673 --> 00:52:22,217 I can't believe you said that. 1007 00:52:22,300 --> 00:52:25,429 Shit! 1008 00:52:25,721 --> 00:52:27,264 I talked to a boy in the bleachers the other day, 1009 00:52:27,389 --> 00:52:29,141 who hails from downtown. 1010 00:52:29,300 --> 00:52:31,910 He told me the most grass he has ever seen in his whole life 1011 00:52:32,036 --> 00:52:34,371 is the patch we play on every day. 1012 00:52:34,455 --> 00:52:37,541 We're in the gall darn Major Leagues, boys. 1013 00:52:37,666 --> 00:52:41,629 I don't know about any of you, but I've been waiting my whole life to get here. 1014 00:52:41,713 --> 00:52:43,549 And I'll be damned if I'm going to act 1015 00:52:43,633 --> 00:52:46,469 like my best pig died just 'cause we ain't doin' so good. 1016 00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:48,887 I love to play baseball, 1017 00:52:48,888 --> 00:52:52,800 and I'll bet somewhere along the liney'all did, too. 1018 00:52:59,399 --> 00:53:01,985 I'm ready to play ball if you need me. 1019 00:53:02,069 --> 00:53:03,737 My dad figured I wouldn't amount to much 1020 00:53:03,779 --> 00:53:06,990 except... well, I never came up with anything, 1021 00:53:07,074 --> 00:53:09,743 but I can play ball a little, 1022 00:53:09,826 --> 00:53:10,994 and playing ball is better 1023 00:53:11,078 --> 00:53:13,748 than what most people do for a living. 1024 00:53:13,831 --> 00:53:15,917 Just put me in someplace. 1025 00:53:25,302 --> 00:53:26,345 Bottom of the 9th, 1026 00:53:26,428 --> 00:53:28,722 Cleveland down 1-0. 1027 00:53:28,806 --> 00:53:31,642 Nowbatting... number 11, 1028 00:53:31,767 --> 00:53:32,935 Rube Baker. 1029 00:53:33,018 --> 00:53:33,936 Baker at the plate. 1030 00:53:34,019 --> 00:53:35,521 He's 0 for... 1031 00:53:35,647 --> 00:53:37,732 I don't know. Who cares? 1032 00:53:37,774 --> 00:53:39,651 The pitch... 1033 00:53:39,776 --> 00:53:43,948 Baker swings and sends a real screamer toward short. 1034 00:53:44,031 --> 00:53:46,784 Rapp up with it, fires to first, 1035 00:53:46,867 --> 00:53:50,621 and Baker beats it with a head-first slide. 1036 00:53:50,746 --> 00:53:53,499 So the Indians have a runner. 1037 00:53:53,625 --> 00:53:55,419 I think I'll wet my pants. 1038 00:53:55,502 --> 00:53:57,629 Way to hustle, Rube! 1039 00:53:57,754 --> 00:54:00,257 Let me run for him. 1040 00:54:00,340 --> 00:54:01,258 You sure? 1041 00:54:10,476 --> 00:54:13,771 And Taylor is going to send in Hayes to run. 1042 00:54:13,814 --> 00:54:16,442 Thanks. Thanks, dude. 1043 00:54:16,525 --> 00:54:20,029 Went to see his movie, but it was only out two hours. 1044 00:54:20,321 --> 00:54:22,990 I was told, however, that it was in focus. 1045 00:54:23,073 --> 00:54:26,493 Hayes getting his lead. 1046 00:54:26,535 --> 00:54:28,579 Canatella checks him... 1047 00:54:32,709 --> 00:54:34,836 and Hayes is going. 1048 00:54:34,919 --> 00:54:37,464 Here's the throw. He slides... 1049 00:54:37,589 --> 00:54:39,008 He's safe! 1050 00:54:39,091 --> 00:54:40,009 Yes! 1051 00:54:42,303 --> 00:54:43,679 Hayes steals second. 1052 00:54:43,804 --> 00:54:46,432 Glad to see he remembered where it was. 1053 00:54:48,851 --> 00:54:51,020 Hayes out to a good lead at second. 1054 00:54:53,106 --> 00:54:54,524 Canatella comes set. 1055 00:54:54,650 --> 00:54:57,361 Pick-off play- Hayes takes off!. 1056 00:54:57,486 --> 00:54:58,654 He's going for third! 1057 00:55:00,697 --> 00:55:01,990 He's in there! 1058 00:55:05,535 --> 00:55:08,373 Hayes is beginning to look like the player of old, 1059 00:55:08,457 --> 00:55:11,877 and the Indians have something going here. 1060 00:55:11,961 --> 00:55:14,338 Canatella up on the rubber again 1061 00:55:14,421 --> 00:55:16,882 as Hayes gets a walking lead. 1062 00:55:16,966 --> 00:55:17,883 Canatella winds... 1063 00:55:17,967 --> 00:55:19,593 Hayes is going to steal home! 1064 00:55:21,804 --> 00:55:22,721 He's safe! 1065 00:55:27,394 --> 00:55:31,731 So Hayes has stolen three in a row to tie the game. 1066 00:55:31,856 --> 00:55:33,316 Mr. Larceny is back. 1067 00:55:44,578 --> 00:55:46,580 Nnn... 1068 00:55:55,757 --> 00:55:56,925 Jake, 1069 00:55:57,009 --> 00:55:58,427 Cerrano wants to bat. 1070 00:56:03,307 --> 00:56:04,057 OK. 1071 00:56:04,310 --> 00:56:05,311 Get in there. 1072 00:56:11,358 --> 00:56:12,693 Go, Pedro! 1073 00:56:12,776 --> 00:56:13,694 Hey, Willie. 1074 00:56:18,616 --> 00:56:21,327 Nowbatting... number 13, 1075 00:56:21,452 --> 00:56:23,537 Pedro Cerrano. 1076 00:56:23,622 --> 00:56:25,582 Cerrano's going to pinch-hit here, 1077 00:56:25,624 --> 00:56:28,084 and he's not taking any practice swings. 1078 00:56:28,335 --> 00:56:29,794 He's either ready to hit, 1079 00:56:29,919 --> 00:56:32,297 or he's afraid he might kill some gnats. 1080 00:56:32,380 --> 00:56:34,800 Hey, Pedro, how you doing? 1081 00:56:34,884 --> 00:56:35,801 Shut up. 1082 00:56:39,472 --> 00:56:40,640 Canatella delivers. 1083 00:56:40,765 --> 00:56:41,974 Cerrano swings, 1084 00:56:42,059 --> 00:56:44,436 and it's a long drive to deep left field, 1085 00:56:44,519 --> 00:56:45,437 way back. 1086 00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:46,647 Packer to the wall... 1087 00:56:46,772 --> 00:56:48,815 This ball is... 1088 00:56:48,941 --> 00:56:49,816 Gone! 1089 00:56:53,362 --> 00:56:55,697 And the Indians finallywin one! 1090 00:57:06,293 --> 00:57:07,002 Oh, well. 1091 00:57:07,294 --> 00:57:08,253 It's only one win. 1092 00:57:08,337 --> 00:57:10,965 Even they can't lose them all. 1093 00:57:11,090 --> 00:57:14,635 Listen, Meg, I'm thinking of coming to L.A. 1094 00:57:14,718 --> 00:57:17,930 I don't know if Rick and I are good for each other right now. 1095 00:57:18,013 --> 00:57:19,640 The team's showing some life, 1096 00:57:19,724 --> 00:57:20,809 but his E.R.A's over 6, 1097 00:57:20,892 --> 00:57:23,520 and he can't get it back on track. 1098 00:57:23,603 --> 00:57:25,814 It's depressing. 1099 00:57:25,897 --> 00:57:27,691 Serious with Vaughn? 1100 00:57:27,774 --> 00:57:29,067 He's a lot offun, 1101 00:57:29,359 --> 00:57:32,280 but I need someone with a little more class. 1102 00:57:39,454 --> 00:57:41,290 My shrinkwas sick. 1103 00:57:42,916 --> 00:57:45,335 Meg, I'll call you back. 1104 00:57:57,932 --> 00:57:58,892 Hey. 1105 00:58:01,979 --> 00:58:04,023 You know, Ricky, 1106 00:58:04,106 --> 00:58:05,316 breaking up with a girlfriend 1107 00:58:05,399 --> 00:58:07,610 can be a very painful thing, 1108 00:58:07,693 --> 00:58:10,613 but it don't have to keep you down for long. 1109 00:58:10,696 --> 00:58:14,575 Let me tell you something from my own personal experience. 1110 00:58:14,701 --> 00:58:17,704 I- I never had a regular girlfriend like you, 1111 00:58:17,829 --> 00:58:21,791 but I did get kicked in the balls once by a mule. 1112 00:58:21,916 --> 00:58:25,795 Now, I thought I'd be hurting for the rest of my life. 1113 00:58:27,715 --> 00:58:31,052 But you know what happened the very next week? 1114 00:58:31,093 --> 00:58:32,720 What? 1115 00:58:32,845 --> 00:58:34,055 My mama died. 1116 00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:44,775 Hell, after that, I didn't care no more about my balls hurtin'. 1117 00:58:48,487 --> 00:58:49,780 You see what I'm getting at? 1118 00:59:05,130 --> 00:59:08,467 Alright. Who led the Confederate forces 1119 00:59:08,592 --> 00:59:10,469 in the battle of Gettysburg? 1120 00:59:12,305 --> 00:59:13,056 Wild Thing! 1121 00:59:15,141 --> 00:59:16,810 Can I talk to you for a second? 1122 00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:22,691 Excuse me. 1123 00:59:25,945 --> 00:59:28,322 What are you doing here? 1124 00:59:28,406 --> 00:59:31,659 I was wondering if you wanted to get a pizza. 1125 00:59:33,662 --> 00:59:37,874 I don't know. Um, this is my last class. 1126 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:41,461 But... now? 1127 00:59:43,130 --> 00:59:44,715 I don't know, Nikki. 1128 00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:47,676 Nothing I try seems to work anymore. 1129 00:59:47,801 --> 00:59:50,387 Maybe you're working too hard on yourself. 1130 00:59:50,513 --> 00:59:53,684 You used to go out and just let it rip. 1131 00:59:53,767 --> 00:59:55,978 Here. Try and hit this. 1132 00:59:56,020 --> 00:59:58,522 You never used to worry about your arm or your career. 1133 00:59:58,647 --> 01:00:01,650 You didn't even know what a careerwas. 1134 01:00:01,775 --> 01:00:04,403 Now you're pitching like it's a job. 1135 01:00:04,528 --> 01:00:07,281 I'm not sure I can get back. 1136 01:00:07,365 --> 01:00:09,534 It seems like so long ago. 1137 01:00:09,659 --> 01:00:11,870 The worst was when you brought the kids out. 1138 01:00:11,953 --> 01:00:14,039 Aguilar lit me up like a Christmas tree. 1139 01:00:14,122 --> 01:00:15,999 Don't worry about that. 1140 01:00:16,082 --> 01:00:19,294 That ball wouldn't have been out of a lot of parks. 1141 01:00:19,377 --> 01:00:20,337 Name one. 1142 01:00:23,674 --> 01:00:24,550 Yellowstone? 1143 01:00:30,390 --> 01:00:31,308 Sorry. 1144 01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:34,436 Yellowstone. 1145 01:00:40,067 --> 01:00:41,735 Hey... 1146 01:00:41,818 --> 01:00:44,738 I know a guy who's got a bike. 1147 01:00:44,822 --> 01:00:46,324 Whoo! 1148 01:01:02,841 --> 01:01:05,344 Aah! 1149 01:01:05,428 --> 01:01:06,680 Yeah! 1150 01:01:14,104 --> 01:01:16,481 I haven't been up here in a long time. 1151 01:01:16,606 --> 01:01:18,775 I hope not. This was our spot. 1152 01:01:49,018 --> 01:01:49,935 Buddha... 1153 01:01:50,019 --> 01:01:50,936 Jobu. 1154 01:01:51,020 --> 01:01:53,522 Jobu, Buddha. 1155 01:01:53,647 --> 01:01:55,733 I don't want no trouble out of you two. 1156 01:01:59,487 --> 01:02:00,405 He's out! 1157 01:02:06,494 --> 01:02:07,829 He's out! 1158 01:02:07,912 --> 01:02:09,664 Nice catch! Atta boy! 1159 01:02:12,917 --> 01:02:14,961 As general manager of this team, 1160 01:02:15,045 --> 01:02:17,965 I demand to know when I'm getting a start. 1161 01:02:18,050 --> 01:02:20,469 There's an old-timers' game coming up soon. 1162 01:02:36,361 --> 01:02:37,612 Rackin' them up, baby! 1163 01:02:45,411 --> 01:02:46,664 - He's out! - Yeah! 1164 01:02:51,877 --> 01:02:52,795 Yeah! 1165 01:02:56,049 --> 01:02:57,050 Mine! Mine! 1166 01:02:59,135 --> 01:03:00,053 Run it out! 1167 01:03:01,513 --> 01:03:03,390 I got it! 1168 01:03:03,515 --> 01:03:04,516 Second base! 1169 01:03:06,059 --> 01:03:06,935 Safe! 1170 01:03:14,026 --> 01:03:15,654 - Ohh... - Ohh... 1171 01:03:17,739 --> 01:03:18,699 - Ohh... - Ohh... 1172 01:03:20,117 --> 01:03:21,618 - Yay! - Yay! 1173 01:03:21,743 --> 01:03:23,537 This can't be happening. 1174 01:03:23,578 --> 01:03:24,788 Not again. 1175 01:03:29,334 --> 01:03:30,085 Out! 1176 01:03:32,337 --> 01:03:33,088 He's out! 1177 01:03:44,727 --> 01:03:45,894 Pedro! Yes! 1178 01:03:48,564 --> 01:03:49,815 Ha ha! 1179 01:03:59,075 --> 01:03:59,951 Yippee. 1180 01:04:13,925 --> 01:04:14,801 Hi. 1181 01:04:18,055 --> 01:04:18,972 Hi. 1182 01:04:24,645 --> 01:04:26,855 I forgot to give you this. 1183 01:04:30,943 --> 01:04:33,571 I don't expect you to forgive me. 1184 01:04:33,655 --> 01:04:37,450 I was being silly, trying to get a laugh out of a friend. 1185 01:04:37,533 --> 01:04:40,578 I understand why you reacted the way you did. 1186 01:04:40,663 --> 01:04:43,999 I hope you don't think I'm trying to get you back. 1187 01:04:44,083 --> 01:04:45,834 Then what is this about? 1188 01:04:47,962 --> 01:04:49,964 General Cereals is throwing a big party tonight 1189 01:04:50,090 --> 01:04:51,716 at the Marriott Society Center. 1190 01:04:51,841 --> 01:04:52,967 They want you to come. 1191 01:04:53,093 --> 01:04:54,302 Really. 1192 01:04:54,386 --> 01:04:55,845 Mm-hmm. 1193 01:04:55,970 --> 01:04:57,972 So? 1194 01:04:58,098 --> 01:04:59,349 Can you make it? 1195 01:04:59,432 --> 01:05:01,434 Probably not. 1196 01:05:05,355 --> 01:05:06,523 I didn't think so. 1197 01:05:09,444 --> 01:05:11,905 After what I did to you that day. 1198 01:05:14,366 --> 01:05:16,326 I messed up a great thing. 1199 01:05:24,418 --> 01:05:25,335 Bye, Rick. 1200 01:05:33,428 --> 01:05:35,388 Tribe fans, we're one out away 1201 01:05:35,430 --> 01:05:37,890 from our second consecutive divisional title. 1202 01:05:38,016 --> 01:05:40,936 RickVaughn has gone 3 and 2 to Mel Koski. 1203 01:05:41,061 --> 01:05:42,646 Here's the pitch. 1204 01:05:42,730 --> 01:05:45,065 Ball 4, and he walked him. 1205 01:05:45,150 --> 01:05:48,653 That'll bring up the tying run for the Toronto BlueJays. 1206 01:05:48,737 --> 01:05:50,655 A little excitement at the end- 1207 01:05:50,739 --> 01:05:52,907 I know I wouldn't have it any otherway. 1208 01:05:52,991 --> 01:05:56,286 I'm sure you folks feel the same. 1209 01:05:56,411 --> 01:05:57,329 Ha ha ha... 1210 01:05:57,412 --> 01:05:58,747 Oh, yes. 1211 01:05:58,872 --> 01:06:01,624 Time for the old Tribe to come unglued. 1212 01:06:01,750 --> 01:06:03,418 Vile thing 1213 01:06:03,502 --> 01:06:05,796 Mr. Choke Thing 1214 01:06:05,921 --> 01:06:08,550 You make everything... 1215 01:06:08,633 --> 01:06:10,427 Embarrassing 1216 01:06:10,510 --> 01:06:13,430 You want to finish, or should I bring in Dalton? 1217 01:06:13,513 --> 01:06:15,390 Hey, Vile Thing! 1218 01:06:15,474 --> 01:06:16,850 You were lucky last time! 1219 01:06:16,933 --> 01:06:19,561 Cerrano saved your sorry butt! 1220 01:06:22,398 --> 01:06:23,399 No. 1221 01:06:23,524 --> 01:06:24,817 My arm's tired. 1222 01:06:27,070 --> 01:06:31,991 So Vaughn leaves, and Taylorwill go to the bull pen. 1223 01:06:32,075 --> 01:06:34,827 I knew you'd wimp out, Mild Thing! 1224 01:06:34,952 --> 01:06:36,580 You got no heart... 1225 01:06:36,664 --> 01:06:38,707 and forget genitalia! 1226 01:06:38,791 --> 01:06:40,834 You're a gelding, Vaughn! 1227 01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:42,796 They had you fixed! 1228 01:06:42,921 --> 01:06:44,839 Dalton's done with his warm-ups, 1229 01:06:44,964 --> 01:06:46,716 and Pierce steps in. 1230 01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:49,302 Here's Dalton's first offering, 1231 01:06:49,427 --> 01:06:51,096 and Pierce hits it a ton. 1232 01:06:51,137 --> 01:06:53,473 Oh, no! 1233 01:06:57,811 --> 01:06:59,688 Ha! 1234 01:06:59,814 --> 01:07:00,773 Damn! 1235 01:07:00,898 --> 01:07:01,941 Yeah! 1236 01:07:02,024 --> 01:07:03,401 Somebody caught it! 1237 01:07:03,484 --> 01:07:06,989 The Indians win the division! 1238 01:07:07,114 --> 01:07:08,824 So what? 1239 01:07:08,907 --> 01:07:11,118 They'll blow it in the playoffs. 1240 01:07:11,368 --> 01:07:12,536 Theywill. Theywill. 1241 01:07:12,661 --> 01:07:14,579 They'll blow it in the playoffs. 1242 01:07:14,663 --> 01:07:16,289 Yaa! 1243 01:07:19,669 --> 01:07:22,046 Hey, I put in a lot of time on this. 1244 01:07:23,631 --> 01:07:24,507 Hey, it's Vaughn! 1245 01:07:27,093 --> 01:07:29,012 Hey, what's up? 1246 01:07:29,095 --> 01:07:30,013 Good to see everybody. 1247 01:07:30,096 --> 01:07:31,097 How areya? 1248 01:07:31,347 --> 01:07:32,557 Whoa. Easy on the fives. 1249 01:07:32,682 --> 01:07:35,102 Got to protect the pitching hand. 1250 01:07:35,352 --> 01:07:39,815 Well, it looks like we're back in the playoffs. 1251 01:07:39,858 --> 01:07:41,568 I know what loyal fans you are, 1252 01:07:41,693 --> 01:07:45,321 so I brought you a box of balls. 1253 01:07:45,405 --> 01:07:46,698 I've signed each one, 1254 01:07:46,823 --> 01:07:50,744 but if you give them to Nikki, I'll see everybody signs them. 1255 01:07:53,705 --> 01:07:54,873 Well, I got to run. 1256 01:07:54,999 --> 01:07:57,585 Nikki and I have a function at the Marriott. 1257 01:07:57,710 --> 01:08:01,882 I'll see you at the ballpark. Enjoy those. 1258 01:08:07,095 --> 01:08:09,014 What a puke-head. 1259 01:08:09,097 --> 01:08:11,016 He didn't even have no cake. 1260 01:08:13,728 --> 01:08:15,730 Hey, Rick... 1261 01:08:15,855 --> 01:08:17,482 why don't you go without me? 1262 01:08:17,565 --> 01:08:18,733 What? Come on. 1263 01:08:18,858 --> 01:08:20,485 These kids idolize you 1264 01:08:20,568 --> 01:08:22,487 because they're where you used to be. 1265 01:08:22,570 --> 01:08:24,364 You're a hero to them. 1266 01:08:24,447 --> 01:08:27,492 It'd make their year if you hung out for a while. 1267 01:08:27,575 --> 01:08:29,827 Unfortunately, you think some party's more important. 1268 01:08:29,911 --> 01:08:33,499 I- I guess I can go back in for a couple of minutes. 1269 01:08:33,583 --> 01:08:36,461 Don't insult their intelligence. 1270 01:08:36,586 --> 01:08:37,754 They don't want to hang out 1271 01:08:37,837 --> 01:08:41,049 with some jerk I had to drag back in there. 1272 01:08:42,717 --> 01:08:44,594 Just leave. 1273 01:08:44,719 --> 01:08:45,637 Nikki- 1274 01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:46,638 Go. 1275 01:08:48,139 --> 01:08:49,057 OK. 1276 01:08:49,140 --> 01:08:50,308 Fine. 1277 01:08:55,773 --> 01:08:57,525 Hey, Rick? 1278 01:08:57,608 --> 01:08:59,778 This party- 1279 01:08:59,903 --> 01:09:01,363 did she invite you? 1280 01:09:01,446 --> 01:09:02,656 Yeah. 1281 01:09:02,781 --> 01:09:04,408 It's just a business thing. 1282 01:09:06,493 --> 01:09:07,994 Goodbye, Rick. 1283 01:09:29,060 --> 01:09:31,813 It's a shame you have to go in now. 1284 01:09:31,938 --> 01:09:33,106 It's a routine bypass. 1285 01:09:33,356 --> 01:09:35,108 I tried to put it off. 1286 01:09:35,358 --> 01:09:36,943 At least you can watch the games. 1287 01:09:37,068 --> 01:09:38,111 Wrong. 1288 01:09:38,403 --> 01:09:41,156 Doctor said he'd put the TV on Public Broadcasting 1289 01:09:41,364 --> 01:09:42,532 and lose the channel changer. 1290 01:09:42,657 --> 01:09:44,909 He thinks baseball's bad for my health. 1291 01:09:44,993 --> 01:09:46,536 I came up with plan "B." 1292 01:09:46,662 --> 01:09:49,540 Got me a little transistor radio with an earplug. 1293 01:09:55,087 --> 01:09:56,340 Bottom of the 9th, 1294 01:09:56,423 --> 01:09:59,009 game one, American League Championship Series. 1295 01:09:59,092 --> 01:10:01,470 Hayes leads away from third. 1296 01:10:01,553 --> 01:10:04,639 Bucekwith the sign and now into the windup. 1297 01:10:04,765 --> 01:10:06,558 Hayes is coming! 1298 01:10:06,642 --> 01:10:09,020 Bakerwith a suicide squeeze. 1299 01:10:09,145 --> 01:10:10,730 Bucek up with the ball. 1300 01:10:10,855 --> 01:10:13,066 Hayes doesn't touch the plate! 1301 01:10:14,984 --> 01:10:16,861 Hayes finally scores! 1302 01:10:23,994 --> 01:10:24,870 Yeah! 1303 01:10:35,715 --> 01:10:36,883 Oh, my God! 1304 01:10:39,469 --> 01:10:40,762 Yeah! Whoo! 1305 01:10:46,602 --> 01:10:47,478 You ready? 1306 01:10:47,561 --> 01:10:48,479 Yeah. 1307 01:10:48,562 --> 01:10:49,480 You sure? 1308 01:10:49,563 --> 01:10:50,481 Yeah. Feel good. 1309 01:10:50,564 --> 01:10:51,774 OK, go get 'em. 1310 01:10:53,735 --> 01:10:56,071 Do you have any queens? 1311 01:10:56,154 --> 01:10:58,365 Go fish. 1312 01:10:58,448 --> 01:11:00,909 You going to say anything to them? 1313 01:11:01,034 --> 01:11:02,786 No. They look nice and relaxed, 1314 01:11:02,912 --> 01:11:04,038 right where they should be. 1315 01:11:04,163 --> 01:11:05,081 Yoo-hoo! 1316 01:11:07,083 --> 01:11:09,127 Hello, team. 1317 01:11:13,423 --> 01:11:14,132 I know. 1318 01:11:14,424 --> 01:11:15,925 You all hate me. 1319 01:11:16,009 --> 01:11:17,427 - Uh-huh. - Uh-huh. 1320 01:11:17,552 --> 01:11:19,429 Given what's happened in the past, 1321 01:11:19,512 --> 01:11:21,097 I can't say I blame you, 1322 01:11:21,390 --> 01:11:23,560 but I wanted to say one thing 1323 01:11:23,685 --> 01:11:25,687 before you take the field. 1324 01:11:25,770 --> 01:11:27,605 Believe it or not, 1325 01:11:27,689 --> 01:11:31,609 I'm proud of every one of you. 1326 01:11:31,735 --> 01:11:33,445 Willie... 1327 01:11:33,570 --> 01:11:34,946 the all-out effort 1328 01:11:35,030 --> 01:11:37,574 you've given recently has been an inspiration 1329 01:11:37,615 --> 01:11:38,742 to us all 1330 01:11:38,826 --> 01:11:42,329 and proves that you've put that 1-for-18 performance 1331 01:11:42,455 --> 01:11:44,582 in last year's A.L.C.S. 1332 01:11:44,707 --> 01:11:46,333 far behind you. 1333 01:11:46,459 --> 01:11:48,461 And Pedro... 1334 01:11:48,586 --> 01:11:49,920 Ha ha. 1335 01:11:50,004 --> 01:11:53,050 Bashing the ball like the Cerrano of old. 1336 01:11:53,133 --> 01:11:56,303 No way you won't improve on the. 138 you're hitting 1337 01:11:56,428 --> 01:11:59,306 against Chicago with runners in scoring position. 1338 01:12:02,435 --> 01:12:04,395 And Vaughn... 1339 01:12:04,479 --> 01:12:07,482 Oh, you've had a really tough year. 1340 01:12:07,565 --> 01:12:11,361 Even though your fast ball isn't what it used to be, 1341 01:12:11,444 --> 01:12:14,781 there's no one the fans in Cleveland would rather have 1342 01:12:14,864 --> 01:12:16,783 pitching the most important game 1343 01:12:16,867 --> 01:12:20,080 in Indians history than you. 1344 01:12:20,163 --> 01:12:22,082 The champagne is ready. 1345 01:12:22,165 --> 01:12:24,667 It's all in your hands. 1346 01:12:24,751 --> 01:12:28,922 Win tonight, and the loser label is gone forever. 1347 01:12:29,005 --> 01:12:31,800 Go out there and win it for Cleveland, 1348 01:12:31,841 --> 01:12:33,343 win it for your selves, 1349 01:12:33,468 --> 01:12:35,595 and win it for me. 1350 01:12:42,603 --> 01:12:45,398 That ought to shrink their little sphincters. 1351 01:12:51,113 --> 01:12:51,947 Bottom of the 9th 1352 01:12:52,030 --> 01:12:53,407 here in the Windy City. 1353 01:12:53,491 --> 01:12:55,827 The Tribe clinging to a 6-4 lead, 1354 01:12:55,993 --> 01:13:00,832 one out away from winning the American League Championship Series. 1355 01:13:00,915 --> 01:13:03,000 Vaughn, trying to close it out, 1356 01:13:03,084 --> 01:13:05,962 has taken Jack Parkman to a full count 1357 01:13:06,045 --> 01:13:07,630 with two men on. 1358 01:13:07,714 --> 01:13:10,007 Bakerwith a sign. 1359 01:13:10,091 --> 01:13:12,677 Vaughn shakes him off. 1360 01:13:12,761 --> 01:13:14,096 He's afraid of his fastball. 1361 01:13:14,388 --> 01:13:17,392 - He's screwed. - We're screwed, Vaughn. 1362 01:13:20,186 --> 01:13:22,981 Vaughn's got the one he wants now. 1363 01:13:23,064 --> 01:13:23,982 Pitch it! 1364 01:13:24,065 --> 01:13:25,859 And here's the pitch. 1365 01:13:25,942 --> 01:13:26,901 Parkman swings 1366 01:13:26,985 --> 01:13:29,988 and pulverizes one to deep center field. 1367 01:13:30,071 --> 01:13:32,824 This ball has bye-bye written all over it, 1368 01:13:32,908 --> 01:13:35,119 and the White Sox win, 7-6. 1369 01:13:49,677 --> 01:13:51,137 Alright, Big Jack! 1370 01:13:56,809 --> 01:13:57,769 Strike! 1371 01:14:02,190 --> 01:14:03,107 Home! 1372 01:14:06,361 --> 01:14:07,111 Safe! 1373 01:14:08,822 --> 01:14:09,740 Strike 3! 1374 01:14:09,823 --> 01:14:10,741 Sayonara. 1375 01:14:18,750 --> 01:14:21,461 Don't let it get you down. It was just one throw. 1376 01:14:21,586 --> 01:14:22,462 I know, 1377 01:14:22,587 --> 01:14:24,589 but it got me thinking. 1378 01:14:24,714 --> 01:14:27,467 Even Playboy's not working anymore. 1379 01:14:27,593 --> 01:14:28,469 Don't worry. 1380 01:14:28,594 --> 01:14:30,471 We'll come up with something. 1381 01:14:30,596 --> 01:14:33,474 Now, why don't you grab yourself a shower? 1382 01:14:39,438 --> 01:14:40,314 Ahh. 1383 01:15:03,005 --> 01:15:04,632 Hey, Skip. 1384 01:15:04,758 --> 01:15:05,676 You got a minute? 1385 01:15:05,759 --> 01:15:06,927 Sure. Come on in. 1386 01:15:08,637 --> 01:15:09,513 What's up? 1387 01:15:11,473 --> 01:15:13,643 You know, Rick, I may have to use you tomorrow 1388 01:15:13,727 --> 01:15:15,061 in the late innings. 1389 01:15:15,186 --> 01:15:17,647 Pitching staff's pretty overworked. 1390 01:15:17,731 --> 01:15:18,898 Yeah. So? 1391 01:15:19,023 --> 01:15:20,066 I'll be ready. 1392 01:15:20,191 --> 01:15:21,776 Ready, huh? 1393 01:15:21,860 --> 01:15:25,488 Ready to run and hide if the game's on the line? 1394 01:15:25,614 --> 01:15:27,658 I don't get it,Jake. 1395 01:15:27,742 --> 01:15:29,368 What's your problem? 1396 01:15:29,493 --> 01:15:30,703 You're the problem. 1397 01:15:30,828 --> 01:15:33,831 You used to be this team's toughest guy. 1398 01:15:33,914 --> 01:15:35,541 Now you're trying to prop yourself up 1399 01:15:35,666 --> 01:15:38,669 with the right woman or shrink. 1400 01:15:38,794 --> 01:15:40,421 You want to be a major league pitcher? 1401 01:15:40,504 --> 01:15:41,840 You have to find something in yourself 1402 01:15:41,924 --> 01:15:43,718 that's yours and nobody else's. 1403 01:15:43,843 --> 01:15:46,929 You had that once, Rick. 1404 01:15:47,013 --> 01:15:48,389 If were you, 1405 01:15:48,514 --> 01:15:50,850 I'd spend the rest of the night trying to find it. 1406 01:15:50,892 --> 01:15:54,103 Without it, you're no good to me or the team. 1407 01:16:02,529 --> 01:16:04,365 What an asshole. 1408 01:16:07,951 --> 01:16:09,871 What an amazing asshole. 1409 01:16:14,084 --> 01:16:16,586 I thought he was my friend. 1410 01:16:18,505 --> 01:16:19,714 Why is everybody so threatened 1411 01:16:19,799 --> 01:16:20,966 by me improving myself? 1412 01:16:34,814 --> 01:16:36,440 What an asshole. 1413 01:16:38,068 --> 01:16:39,946 Hey, you're looking good, Lou. 1414 01:16:40,071 --> 01:16:41,823 Forget about me. I'm fine. 1415 01:16:41,948 --> 01:16:43,658 You gotta talk to the team,Jake. 1416 01:16:43,783 --> 01:16:48,579 Give 'em hell. Let 'em know they're too good to roll over and play dead. 1417 01:16:48,663 --> 01:16:54,127 Will do, Skip. And, hey, we'll win this one for you. 1418 01:16:55,169 --> 01:16:57,380 Hey, Taylor! 1419 01:16:57,464 --> 01:16:59,133 Promise me one thing. 1420 01:16:59,383 --> 01:17:01,802 - Sure. What? - When you talk to the team 1421 01:17:01,885 --> 01:17:03,804 don't give 'em one of them corny 1422 01:17:03,887 --> 01:17:05,681 "Let's win one for Lou" speeches. 1423 01:17:05,764 --> 01:17:07,434 I couldn't stand that. 1424 01:17:07,559 --> 01:17:10,895 Yeah. Promise. 1425 01:17:10,979 --> 01:17:13,148 Give 'em hell tonight, Schoupie. 1426 01:17:13,440 --> 01:17:14,774 Look alive there, Pedro. 1427 01:17:14,816 --> 01:17:17,777 Rube, give this catalog a try. 1428 01:17:17,820 --> 01:17:19,447 I think you'll like the writing. 1429 01:17:19,572 --> 01:17:22,158 Thanks. 1430 01:17:22,408 --> 01:17:23,868 "Frederick's of Hollywood?" 1431 01:17:26,912 --> 01:17:29,457 Alright, everybody, listen up. 1432 01:17:32,543 --> 01:17:36,339 I didn't want to have to tell you this, but... 1433 01:17:36,424 --> 01:17:38,134 Lou's goin' under the knife tomorrow. 1434 01:17:38,384 --> 01:17:40,344 Yeah. 1435 01:17:41,429 --> 01:17:43,389 He's not doin' so good. 1436 01:17:43,473 --> 01:17:47,018 Doctor told me he might not make it at all. 1437 01:17:49,020 --> 01:17:52,482 As a matter of fact, there's a good chance 1438 01:17:52,566 --> 01:17:56,862 that this game tonight might be his last experience on this earth. 1439 01:17:59,031 --> 01:18:00,866 He had a hard time talking. 1440 01:18:00,991 --> 01:18:02,701 But he did say this... 1441 01:18:06,581 --> 01:18:09,542 win this one for me. 1442 01:18:09,667 --> 01:18:12,670 I might as well have a little taste o fheaven now 1443 01:18:12,755 --> 01:18:14,840 just in case I'm not headed there. 1444 01:18:21,180 --> 01:18:25,434 Hell! When a man's lights are about to go out 1445 01:18:25,559 --> 01:18:28,938 the fat lady can't sing if it's not over! 1446 01:18:35,780 --> 01:18:36,989 Come on! 1447 01:18:37,073 --> 01:18:38,783 Let's go. 1448 01:18:49,128 --> 01:18:51,422 You okay, Pedro? 1449 01:18:53,632 --> 01:18:54,925 That was beautiful, man. 1450 01:18:56,719 --> 01:19:00,806 It made me realize that there are more important things than baseball. 1451 01:19:02,142 --> 01:19:05,770 I love you, man. 1452 01:19:12,695 --> 01:19:14,447 Oh, no. 1453 01:19:27,836 --> 01:19:29,379 How you doing, everybody? 1454 01:19:29,463 --> 01:19:32,467 Harry Doyle here welcoming all you fanatic featherheads 1455 01:19:32,592 --> 01:19:34,761 to the American League Championship Series, 1456 01:19:34,802 --> 01:19:37,722 where, tonight, the comeback kids of the Cuyahoga 1457 01:19:37,805 --> 01:19:40,641 will begin their quest to earn a World Series berth 1458 01:19:40,767 --> 01:19:43,853 for the first time since 1954. 1459 01:19:43,978 --> 01:19:47,857 Out to spoil the fun are those Pale Hosers from the Windy City, 1460 01:19:47,983 --> 01:19:50,986 who squeaked by the Tribe a year ago in the playoffs 1461 01:19:51,111 --> 01:19:53,614 and lucked out again in the World Series. 1462 01:19:53,697 --> 01:19:57,034 What else can you say about these White Sox except... 1463 01:19:57,159 --> 01:20:00,789 at least they're not from Canada. 1464 01:20:00,914 --> 01:20:04,167 After tonight, we'll be going to the World Series. 1465 01:20:04,460 --> 01:20:06,837 Yeah, in Chicago. 1466 01:20:06,921 --> 01:20:09,757 Schoup ready for the opening pitch now. 1467 01:20:09,840 --> 01:20:11,008 Winds and fires to Termini. 1468 01:20:11,133 --> 01:20:12,718 He swung and missed, 1469 01:20:12,843 --> 01:20:13,969 and we're underway. 1470 01:20:18,724 --> 01:20:19,642 Oh, no. 1471 01:20:26,608 --> 01:20:28,653 Baker threw the ball to third. 1472 01:20:28,736 --> 01:20:31,739 I guess he felt Wilcox didn't get enough infield practice. 1473 01:20:33,491 --> 01:20:34,575 Anyway... 1474 01:20:34,659 --> 01:20:37,537 Schoup ready again. Winds and comes to Termini. 1475 01:20:37,620 --> 01:20:40,790 High, and the count is even at 1 and 1. 1476 01:20:44,586 --> 01:20:48,382 Son, you throw that ball down there again, with nobody on, 1477 01:20:48,465 --> 01:20:50,676 you're going to make me very unhappy. 1478 01:20:54,596 --> 01:20:55,681 "The tulip lace bra 1479 01:20:55,723 --> 01:20:57,809 has ruffled underwired cups, 1480 01:20:57,892 --> 01:20:59,811 creating a curvier you, 1481 01:20:59,895 --> 01:21:02,398 for evening's bare neckline. " 1482 01:21:02,440 --> 01:21:03,399 Whoo! 1483 01:21:03,482 --> 01:21:04,817 Yeah! 1484 01:21:04,900 --> 01:21:08,863 So Baker finally gets one back to the pitcher. 1485 01:21:08,946 --> 01:21:11,115 "Matching crocheted panties are also available. " 1486 01:21:14,618 --> 01:21:15,703 Bottom of the 1st, 1487 01:21:15,786 --> 01:21:18,664 2 down, Dowling in scoring position at second. 1488 01:21:18,749 --> 01:21:21,543 Bucek comes set, fires to Cerrano. 1489 01:21:21,626 --> 01:21:23,086 Swung on and popped up, 1490 01:21:23,211 --> 01:21:25,005 and that'll do it. 1491 01:21:25,089 --> 01:21:27,967 Bottom of the 3rd, still nothing-nothing. 1492 01:21:28,092 --> 01:21:31,721 Tanaka at the plate as Baker leads away from second. 1493 01:21:31,763 --> 01:21:34,098 Bucek into the stretch, delivers. 1494 01:21:34,223 --> 01:21:35,099 Tanaka swings 1495 01:21:35,224 --> 01:21:37,393 and lines a base hit to left field. 1496 01:21:37,478 --> 01:21:40,856 Baker around third. They're waving him home. 1497 01:21:40,939 --> 01:21:41,982 Get down! 1498 01:21:42,107 --> 01:21:42,983 Baker dives! 1499 01:21:43,108 --> 01:21:43,984 Oh, shoot. 1500 01:21:44,109 --> 01:21:45,819 He scores! 1501 01:21:45,944 --> 01:21:47,696 And the Indians lead 1502 01:21:47,780 --> 01:21:48,697 1to nothing. 1503 01:21:52,659 --> 01:21:53,577 Oh, shut up! 1504 01:21:53,660 --> 01:21:55,121 It's only one run. 1505 01:22:01,545 --> 01:22:02,463 Top of the 4th. 1506 01:22:02,546 --> 01:22:04,465 Parkman leads away from first, 1507 01:22:04,548 --> 01:22:05,466 Beck from second. 1508 01:22:07,134 --> 01:22:09,762 Schoup comes to the stretch. 1509 01:22:09,845 --> 01:22:11,430 Delivers to Shaw. 1510 01:22:11,555 --> 01:22:14,016 There's a swing and a drive to deep right field. 1511 01:22:14,142 --> 01:22:15,894 It's off the fence. 1512 01:22:15,977 --> 01:22:17,479 Cerrano up with it. 1513 01:22:17,562 --> 01:22:18,605 Beck scores. 1514 01:22:18,730 --> 01:22:20,524 Here comes Parkman around third. 1515 01:22:20,649 --> 01:22:22,985 The relay from Miller. 1516 01:22:23,111 --> 01:22:25,655 They've got Parkman nailed. 1517 01:22:30,410 --> 01:22:32,078 The ball comes loose, 1518 01:22:32,161 --> 01:22:36,499 and the White Sox take the lead, 2-1. 1519 01:22:36,625 --> 01:22:39,628 Welcome to the big leagues, hayseed. 1520 01:22:39,753 --> 01:22:42,506 Don't stand on the tracks when the train's coming through. 1521 01:22:49,012 --> 01:22:51,474 Bottom of the 4th. Cerrano swings 1522 01:22:51,559 --> 01:22:54,478 and strikes out again. 1523 01:22:54,562 --> 01:22:55,604 That's a good pitch. 1524 01:22:55,688 --> 01:22:56,647 Top of the 5th, 1525 01:22:56,689 --> 01:22:58,441 Sox threatening again here. 1526 01:22:58,524 --> 01:22:59,442 Bases loaded, 1527 01:22:59,525 --> 01:23:02,153 2 outs, 3 and 2 on Dawson. 1528 01:23:02,194 --> 01:23:03,863 Schoup has to throw a strike. 1529 01:23:03,988 --> 01:23:07,158 The runners will be moving on the pitch. 1530 01:23:07,408 --> 01:23:08,659 Here it is. 1531 01:23:08,743 --> 01:23:11,370 And Dawson drives one to deep center. This is trouble. 1532 01:23:11,496 --> 01:23:13,498 Way back toward the wall. 1533 01:23:13,623 --> 01:23:14,791 Hayes racing. 1534 01:23:14,875 --> 01:23:16,418 Still going. 1535 01:23:16,543 --> 01:23:17,878 He's got it! 1536 01:23:18,003 --> 01:23:19,087 Not this time! 1537 01:23:22,550 --> 01:23:25,386 And the Indians dodge a 3-run bullet. 1538 01:23:25,511 --> 01:23:27,513 What a catch by Hayes. 1539 01:23:27,597 --> 01:23:29,515 2 down, bottom of the 5th, 1540 01:23:29,600 --> 01:23:30,934 2 and 1 on Hayes, 1541 01:23:31,059 --> 01:23:32,978 trying to pick up Miller from third. 1542 01:23:33,061 --> 01:23:35,022 Hey, Black Hammer, 1543 01:23:35,147 --> 01:23:36,815 read some of your reviews. 1544 01:23:36,899 --> 01:23:40,736 One guy said Willie Mays Hayes couldn't play dead. 1545 01:23:40,778 --> 01:23:42,738 Bucek, the big Chicago left-hander, 1546 01:23:42,780 --> 01:23:44,114 winds, fires... 1547 01:23:44,239 --> 01:23:47,117 High. Ball 3 to Hayes. 1548 01:23:49,413 --> 01:23:51,957 He also said the stunts were a joke. 1549 01:23:52,083 --> 01:23:53,417 You do your own stunts, 1550 01:23:53,501 --> 01:23:55,503 orwere you afraid of getting hurt? 1551 01:23:55,586 --> 01:23:57,797 If get the chance to score, 1552 01:23:57,922 --> 01:23:59,673 we'll see who's afraid. 1553 01:24:02,051 --> 01:24:03,552 I don't intend to slide. 1554 01:24:03,636 --> 01:24:04,804 You don't? 1555 01:24:04,929 --> 01:24:06,847 You better, little man. 1556 01:24:06,932 --> 01:24:07,849 Just 'cause your movie bombed 1557 01:24:07,933 --> 01:24:09,851 doesn't mean you have to commit suicide. 1558 01:24:09,935 --> 01:24:13,021 Hayes waits for the 3-0 delivery. 1559 01:24:13,105 --> 01:24:14,106 Low. Ball 4. 1560 01:24:14,231 --> 01:24:15,857 I'll be home soon, honey. 1561 01:24:15,941 --> 01:24:17,735 I'll be waiting, sweetheart. 1562 01:24:17,777 --> 01:24:20,988 So Bucekwalks Hayes, putting runners at the corners 1563 01:24:21,114 --> 01:24:22,740 as Baker comes to the plate 1564 01:24:22,824 --> 01:24:25,159 with the Indians still trailing 2-1. 1565 01:24:25,452 --> 01:24:28,914 Some little sheep back home probably misses ya, huh, Rube? 1566 01:24:29,039 --> 01:24:30,499 The runners take their leads. 1567 01:24:30,624 --> 01:24:33,794 Bucek checks, comes to the plate, 1568 01:24:33,919 --> 01:24:36,422 Baker swings and lines a drive 1569 01:24:36,505 --> 01:24:37,548 to the left field corner. 1570 01:24:37,631 --> 01:24:38,966 It's off the wall. 1571 01:24:39,049 --> 01:24:41,844 Belmonti up with it. Miller scores. 1572 01:24:41,927 --> 01:24:43,679 Hayes flying around third. 1573 01:24:43,805 --> 01:24:45,140 Here comes the throw. 1574 01:24:45,223 --> 01:24:47,435 Come on! Aah! 1575 01:24:47,518 --> 01:24:49,812 Sucker! 1576 01:24:53,232 --> 01:24:55,609 Hayes scores! 1577 01:24:55,651 --> 01:24:57,987 And the Indians lead 3-2. 1578 01:25:02,492 --> 01:25:04,578 I told you I wasn't gonna slide. 1579 01:25:04,661 --> 01:25:06,455 You got a long way to go, Peckerhead. 1580 01:25:06,538 --> 01:25:09,458 That's Mr. Peckerhead to you, pal. Ah! 1581 01:25:09,541 --> 01:25:10,459 Yeah, baby. 1582 01:25:13,795 --> 01:25:17,467 Aha! Now we're starting to roll, boys! 1583 01:25:17,550 --> 01:25:18,509 Are you alright? 1584 01:25:18,593 --> 01:25:22,180 Oh, yeah. I love this British stuff. 1585 01:25:22,431 --> 01:25:25,601 General Spenser-Ewell was a patient of your Uncle Richard's. 1586 01:25:25,684 --> 01:25:27,603 Arthur and I dined... 1587 01:25:27,686 --> 01:25:29,897 T op of the 7th, 3-2 I ndians. 1588 01:25:30,022 --> 01:25:31,899 The White Sox have runners at the corners. 1589 01:25:32,024 --> 01:25:34,777 Schoup is 2 and 1 to Parkman. 1590 01:25:34,860 --> 01:25:36,862 Parkman doing his little shimmy. 1591 01:25:36,987 --> 01:25:39,615 It makes the women here in Cleveland puke. 1592 01:25:39,699 --> 01:25:40,825 One more, Schoup! 1593 01:25:42,869 --> 01:25:43,996 Schoup delivers... 1594 01:25:44,121 --> 01:25:46,749 Parkman swings and hammers a long drive 1595 01:25:46,874 --> 01:25:48,209 to deep left center field. 1596 01:25:48,417 --> 01:25:51,879 Back goes Hayes. It's gone. 1597 01:25:52,004 --> 01:25:53,172 Damn. 1598 01:25:56,008 --> 01:25:58,803 Yes! Yes! Parkman, you stud! 1599 01:25:58,887 --> 01:26:02,891 Parkman puts the Sox back on top, 5-3. 1600 01:26:09,022 --> 01:26:10,690 You scumbag bum! Sit down! 1601 01:26:13,528 --> 01:26:16,489 See? I told ya. 1602 01:26:16,572 --> 01:26:19,659 Bring out the tarp. Cover the field. 1603 01:26:19,743 --> 01:26:21,620 I can't watch this anymore. 1604 01:26:21,745 --> 01:26:23,622 It's over. 1605 01:26:23,747 --> 01:26:26,583 Turn the lights out. Bring in the bulldozers. 1606 01:26:26,708 --> 01:26:29,586 Turn this place into a parking lot. 1607 01:26:32,798 --> 01:26:34,591 That his elderlymother... 1608 01:26:34,716 --> 01:26:36,802 This is tragic stuff. 1609 01:26:36,928 --> 01:26:38,763 Bottom of the 8th, 2 down, 1610 01:26:38,847 --> 01:26:39,806 Campbell at first. 1611 01:26:39,889 --> 01:26:41,600 The Indians trailing by 2, 1612 01:26:41,725 --> 01:26:45,104 down to their last four outs. 1613 01:26:45,187 --> 01:26:47,440 Taylor's got to get something done here, 1614 01:26:47,565 --> 01:26:51,026 or he'll have the bottom of the order in the 9th. 1615 01:26:58,869 --> 01:26:59,786 Dorn. 1616 01:27:01,997 --> 01:27:03,039 Yeah? 1617 01:27:03,123 --> 01:27:05,000 Didn't this guy used to pitch you inside? 1618 01:27:05,125 --> 01:27:06,001 Yeah. 1619 01:27:06,126 --> 01:27:08,420 Get a bat and step into one. 1620 01:27:08,503 --> 01:27:09,464 What? 1621 01:27:09,505 --> 01:27:11,466 Let him hit you with the ball. 1622 01:27:11,591 --> 01:27:13,384 Are you crazy? 1623 01:27:13,469 --> 01:27:15,095 It's the only way you'll get to play. 1624 01:27:15,220 --> 01:27:17,139 Roger, take one for the team. 1625 01:27:22,603 --> 01:27:23,479 It's not my bat. 1626 01:27:23,604 --> 01:27:24,480 Get in there. 1627 01:27:24,605 --> 01:27:27,024 - Let's go, Roger. - Atta boy. 1628 01:27:27,149 --> 01:27:30,527 And Taylor is sending up... Roger Dorn? 1629 01:27:30,611 --> 01:27:32,946 Dorn is 0 for the century against this guy, 1630 01:27:33,031 --> 01:27:35,533 but has several foul tips. 1631 01:27:37,869 --> 01:27:41,540 So Dorn inches in and gets ready to face Bucek. 1632 01:27:43,667 --> 01:27:45,169 Here's the pitch. 1633 01:27:45,461 --> 01:27:46,545 Oh, God! 1634 01:27:46,670 --> 01:27:49,090 Oh! And Dorn is hit right in the back. 1635 01:27:49,173 --> 01:27:52,093 And the Indians catch a break. 1636 01:27:52,177 --> 01:27:54,096 They'll have runners at first and second 1637 01:27:54,179 --> 01:27:56,681 with Dorn representing the tying run. 1638 01:27:56,807 --> 01:27:58,141 Pinch runner. 1639 01:27:58,225 --> 01:27:59,559 No! 1640 01:28:01,895 --> 01:28:02,854 You alright? 1641 01:28:02,938 --> 01:28:04,773 God, that hurts. 1642 01:28:04,856 --> 01:28:07,485 Markley, get in there and run for Dorn. 1643 01:28:10,030 --> 01:28:10,948 Uh-uh. 1644 01:28:17,121 --> 01:28:18,705 Dorn! 1645 01:28:18,831 --> 01:28:20,958 So Dorn gets his first hit of the season, 1646 01:28:21,041 --> 01:28:23,836 although it doesn't look like he's ready to leave. 1647 01:28:23,919 --> 01:28:25,129 Dorn! 1648 01:28:25,212 --> 01:28:27,172 Taylor may have to call the cops out. 1649 01:28:27,214 --> 01:28:28,841 Dorn! 1650 01:28:28,967 --> 01:28:30,468 Ohh. 1651 01:28:34,931 --> 01:28:36,725 Nice game. 1652 01:28:36,809 --> 01:28:39,019 Well, Dorn finally leaves after putting on 1653 01:28:39,103 --> 01:28:41,564 a very impressive exhibition of stretching. 1654 01:28:41,730 --> 01:28:43,983 And that brings up the potential go-ahead run 1655 01:28:44,066 --> 01:28:46,652 in the person of Pedro Cerrano. 1656 01:28:46,736 --> 01:28:50,449 Pedro's left a small village on the base paths tonight. 1657 01:28:50,532 --> 01:28:52,826 Parkman, my friend, how you doing? 1658 01:28:52,909 --> 01:28:55,537 Look at the scoreboard, buddha. I'm doing fine. 1659 01:28:57,539 --> 01:29:00,917 Pedro! Pedro! 1660 01:29:02,586 --> 01:29:04,755 Bucek's set at the belt. 1661 01:29:04,881 --> 01:29:06,007 Delivers... 1662 01:29:06,091 --> 01:29:07,676 swung on and missed. 1663 01:29:07,759 --> 01:29:08,677 Ooh. 1664 01:29:08,760 --> 01:29:10,679 And Cerrano is down a strike. 1665 01:29:12,556 --> 01:29:14,141 This guy is not messing around. 1666 01:29:14,266 --> 01:29:16,602 He's going right after Pedro. 1667 01:29:16,685 --> 01:29:18,896 From the stretch. He's ready. 1668 01:29:20,564 --> 01:29:21,732 Fires... 1669 01:29:21,815 --> 01:29:22,900 Strike. 1670 01:29:22,983 --> 01:29:24,568 That had some quickness. 1671 01:29:24,694 --> 01:29:26,446 So, two straight heaters, 1672 01:29:26,529 --> 01:29:29,115 and Cerrano is down to his last strike. 1673 01:29:32,035 --> 01:29:34,955 Ohh... 1674 01:29:39,585 --> 01:29:41,420 Oh, you guys. 1675 01:29:41,504 --> 01:29:43,464 Cerrano back in the box. 1676 01:29:43,590 --> 01:29:45,759 That last pitch, man... 1677 01:29:45,842 --> 01:29:47,219 that was beautiful. 1678 01:29:53,850 --> 01:29:56,937 Bucek has his sign and comes set, 1679 01:29:57,020 --> 01:29:59,022 here's the pitch to Cerrano. 1680 01:29:59,147 --> 01:30:01,651 He swings and drives one into deep left center. 1681 01:30:01,777 --> 01:30:03,445 Way back! Going... 1682 01:30:03,529 --> 01:30:04,571 going... 1683 01:30:04,655 --> 01:30:06,490 gone! 1684 01:30:06,573 --> 01:30:08,408 To the upper deck! 1685 01:30:08,492 --> 01:30:09,910 Yes! 1686 01:30:09,993 --> 01:30:11,620 Not as beautiful as that, though. 1687 01:30:11,745 --> 01:30:12,746 Heh heh heh. 1688 01:30:17,459 --> 01:30:18,627 Way to go, Pedro! 1689 01:30:18,752 --> 01:30:21,171 Big knock, baby. Big knock! 1690 01:30:21,464 --> 01:30:25,176 And the Indians lead 6-5! 1691 01:30:34,728 --> 01:30:37,022 Look at that scoreboard now... 1692 01:30:37,148 --> 01:30:38,023 grasshopper. 1693 01:30:41,778 --> 01:30:44,197 Oh, my God. 1694 01:30:50,704 --> 01:30:51,663 What a shot! 1695 01:30:51,788 --> 01:30:52,956 Three more outs, we go to the series. 1696 01:30:53,039 --> 01:30:56,543 So what? They'll blow it in the 9th. 1697 01:30:56,668 --> 01:30:57,544 Hey! Ow! 1698 01:31:00,924 --> 01:31:01,967 We're in the 9th. 1699 01:31:02,050 --> 01:31:04,428 2 down, 2 and 1 to Termini. 1700 01:31:04,511 --> 01:31:06,513 Once again the Indians one out away 1701 01:31:06,638 --> 01:31:08,974 from the American League Championship. 1702 01:31:09,057 --> 01:31:10,392 Here's the pitch. 1703 01:31:10,517 --> 01:31:11,894 Ball 3. 1704 01:31:11,977 --> 01:31:14,855 And Schoup is now only one pitch away 1705 01:31:14,897 --> 01:31:16,857 from putting the go-ahead run on. 1706 01:31:16,900 --> 01:31:18,526 You gotta love this kind of excitement, 1707 01:31:18,651 --> 01:31:20,695 don't you, Monte? 1708 01:31:20,779 --> 01:31:24,741 You took the words right out of my mouth. 1709 01:31:24,783 --> 01:31:26,743 Here's the pitch... 1710 01:31:26,785 --> 01:31:29,872 Ball 4! And the Sox have two aboard 1711 01:31:29,955 --> 01:31:30,998 with Beck coming up, 1712 01:31:31,081 --> 01:31:33,000 who already has a 2-run double tonight. 1713 01:31:33,083 --> 01:31:33,918 Come on. 1714 01:31:34,961 --> 01:31:36,463 - Time. - Time! 1715 01:31:39,508 --> 01:31:42,552 You ain't got nobody left, Taylor! 1716 01:31:42,636 --> 01:31:44,596 You're old Mother Hubbard... 1717 01:31:44,679 --> 01:31:46,932 and onlyVaughn's in the cupboard! 1718 01:31:47,015 --> 01:31:48,725 Good job. 1719 01:31:48,809 --> 01:31:49,726 Thanks. 1720 01:31:49,810 --> 01:31:50,852 Outstanding game, Schoupie. 1721 01:31:50,936 --> 01:31:52,896 You fought them all the way. 1722 01:31:52,938 --> 01:31:55,148 Can't believe I walked that Punch-and-Judy hitter. 1723 01:31:55,274 --> 01:31:57,444 We'll get them for you. 1724 01:31:57,569 --> 01:31:58,445 Give me Vaughn. 1725 01:32:00,572 --> 01:32:01,740 You mean Rick Vaughn? 1726 01:32:01,824 --> 01:32:03,784 Yeah. 1727 01:32:03,826 --> 01:32:05,619 He's pitching to Beck, not Parkman. 1728 01:32:05,744 --> 01:32:08,038 He wants the righty! 1729 01:32:08,122 --> 01:32:10,124 The Vile Thing! 1730 01:32:10,249 --> 01:32:13,877 The Grab-Your-Throat And-Choke Thing! 1731 01:32:13,962 --> 01:32:15,588 Stuffit, lard-mouth. 1732 01:32:15,672 --> 01:32:17,132 Oh, my God! 1733 01:32:17,257 --> 01:32:18,133 Oh, my God! 1734 01:32:23,972 --> 01:32:25,599 Oh, my God. It's him. 1735 01:32:25,724 --> 01:32:26,642 Crank it,Jerry. 1736 01:32:41,741 --> 01:32:43,201 Oh, no. 1737 01:32:43,493 --> 01:32:45,829 Not that damn song again! 1738 01:32:49,625 --> 01:32:51,961 The bad seed is back! 1739 01:32:52,044 --> 01:32:55,090 It's Wild Thing! 1740 01:32:55,174 --> 01:32:59,553 Aah! 1741 01:32:59,678 --> 01:33:01,138 Wild Thing 1742 01:33:03,515 --> 01:33:05,434 You make my heart sing 1743 01:33:07,936 --> 01:33:09,897 You make everything 1744 01:33:10,023 --> 01:33:10,940 Groovy 1745 01:33:12,609 --> 01:33:14,903 Come on, wild thing 1746 01:33:14,986 --> 01:33:15,904 Hey, hey! 1747 01:33:15,987 --> 01:33:17,197 Yeah! 1748 01:33:22,703 --> 01:33:24,914 Nice look. Welcome back, Vaughn. 1749 01:33:25,039 --> 01:33:26,457 Good to be back. 1750 01:33:26,540 --> 01:33:30,503 OK. Now, Beck likes them on the outer half, 1751 01:33:30,587 --> 01:33:31,546 so jam him. 1752 01:33:31,588 --> 01:33:33,673 I want Parkman. 1753 01:33:33,757 --> 01:33:35,842 Parkman's not up. Beck's the hitter. 1754 01:33:35,926 --> 01:33:36,843 I'll walk him. 1755 01:33:36,927 --> 01:33:39,471 And load the bases for Parkman? 1756 01:33:39,554 --> 01:33:41,890 I want Parkman. 1757 01:33:46,521 --> 01:33:47,814 Wild thing 1758 01:33:50,441 --> 01:33:51,235 You make my heart sing 1759 01:33:51,485 --> 01:33:54,196 Alright. Go get him, Rick. 1760 01:33:54,488 --> 01:33:56,657 You make everything 1761 01:33:56,740 --> 01:33:57,783 Groovy... 1762 01:33:57,908 --> 01:33:59,535 Hey, when the tough get going, 1763 01:33:59,618 --> 01:34:00,744 the going get tough. 1764 01:34:19,097 --> 01:34:20,933 OK, Ricky, baby! 1765 01:34:21,058 --> 01:34:23,435 Time for some serious cheese! 1766 01:34:23,520 --> 01:34:24,938 The Roquefort Rocket! 1767 01:34:25,063 --> 01:34:26,815 The Brie Bullet! 1768 01:34:26,940 --> 01:34:28,775 The Parmesan Pellet! 1769 01:34:37,951 --> 01:34:39,703 So, in a surprise move, 1770 01:34:39,870 --> 01:34:42,539 Vaughn is on to pitch here. 1771 01:34:42,874 --> 01:34:43,916 Ball 1! 1772 01:34:44,125 --> 01:34:45,334 They're going to walk Beck to get to Parkman. 1773 01:34:46,294 --> 01:34:48,964 Obviously, Taylor's thinking- 1774 01:34:49,089 --> 01:34:51,758 I don't know what the hell he's thinking. 1775 01:34:55,471 --> 01:34:56,638 New haircut... 1776 01:34:56,889 --> 01:34:57,806 same dead arm. 1777 01:35:00,977 --> 01:35:02,644 And there's ball 4, 1778 01:35:02,645 --> 01:35:04,230 and Beck trots to first. 1779 01:35:06,191 --> 01:35:08,151 So they're loaded forJack Parkman 1780 01:35:08,276 --> 01:35:11,237 who's hitting just over .900 against Vaughn. 1781 01:35:11,404 --> 01:35:13,948 Parkman homered the last time he faced him. 1782 01:35:14,073 --> 01:35:15,116 Nowbatting, 1783 01:35:15,450 --> 01:35:17,118 number 15, 1784 01:35:17,661 --> 01:35:20,122 Jack Parkman. 1785 01:35:37,641 --> 01:35:39,768 You wanted him, you got him. 1786 01:35:39,852 --> 01:35:41,562 OK, Rick. Let's get nasty. 1787 01:35:43,231 --> 01:35:45,983 Vaughn looking for the sign... 1788 01:35:46,109 --> 01:35:47,152 and he's got it. 1789 01:35:52,032 --> 01:35:54,451 Swung on and missed! Strike 1! 1790 01:35:54,535 --> 01:35:56,453 He had something on that baby! 1791 01:35:56,538 --> 01:35:57,539 Whoo. 1792 01:35:59,207 --> 01:36:01,000 Boy's pumped up. 1793 01:36:01,084 --> 01:36:03,503 Looks like I'll have to get serious. 1794 01:36:03,586 --> 01:36:06,214 Vaughn back on the slab. 1795 01:36:11,845 --> 01:36:14,723 Baker gives him the sign. 1796 01:36:14,849 --> 01:36:18,018 Vaughn ready, and here it comes. 1797 01:36:18,103 --> 01:36:20,856 Swung on and foul to the screen. 1798 01:36:20,939 --> 01:36:23,733 Parkman wasn't fooled on that one. 1799 01:36:23,859 --> 01:36:25,777 Oh, he just missed it. 1800 01:36:25,861 --> 01:36:27,487 I got your timing now. 1801 01:36:27,571 --> 01:36:29,906 But I'll bet you don't have enough hair on your ass 1802 01:36:29,990 --> 01:36:31,575 to throw me another one. 1803 01:36:31,700 --> 01:36:33,535 Here it comes, Parkman. 1804 01:36:33,618 --> 01:36:36,496 Old number one, The Terminator. 1805 01:36:36,581 --> 01:36:39,584 You get a piece of it, you can rename it. 1806 01:36:48,093 --> 01:36:49,428 Blow this chump away. 1807 01:36:49,553 --> 01:36:53,974 Staywith the smoke. Just go after him. 1808 01:36:54,100 --> 01:36:56,728 Mr. Parkman, you're a great ball player, 1809 01:36:56,769 --> 01:36:57,979 and I'd just like to say 1810 01:36:58,104 --> 01:36:59,731 you're standing on the tracks, 1811 01:36:59,814 --> 01:37:01,816 and the train's coming through, butthead. 1812 01:37:05,653 --> 01:37:08,448 Bring it here, Ricky! 1813 01:37:08,615 --> 01:37:10,992 So Vaughn is 0-2 to Parkman. 1814 01:37:33,309 --> 01:37:34,477 Swung on and missed! 1815 01:37:34,602 --> 01:37:35,812 Yeah! 1816 01:37:35,937 --> 01:37:38,606 And the Indians win it! It's all over! 1817 01:37:38,731 --> 01:37:40,149 The Indians win it! 1818 01:37:42,277 --> 01:37:43,153 Whoo! 1819 01:37:59,504 --> 01:38:01,798 I gotta get out of this business! 1820 01:38:01,881 --> 01:38:03,007 Oh! 1821 01:38:03,132 --> 01:38:04,217 That-a-boy, Rick! 1822 01:38:04,509 --> 01:38:05,635 I knew you could do it! 1823 01:38:05,760 --> 01:38:08,847 Mr. Brown, calm down! 1824 01:38:08,973 --> 01:38:10,225 I love this shit! 1825 01:38:10,517 --> 01:38:12,185 I may move to England! 1826 01:38:14,479 --> 01:38:15,814 I told you we'd win! 1827 01:38:15,856 --> 01:38:18,483 I told you in spring training we'd win! 1828 01:38:18,608 --> 01:38:19,651 Yay! 1829 01:38:19,734 --> 01:38:21,111 Indians! 1830 01:38:21,194 --> 01:38:22,946 - Oh! - Oh! 1831 01:38:23,029 --> 01:38:24,197 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1832 01:38:24,489 --> 01:38:26,491 We're going to the World Series now! 1833 01:38:26,617 --> 01:38:28,161 We're going to the World Series! 1834 01:38:28,244 --> 01:38:31,831 Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! 1835 01:38:31,914 --> 01:38:32,957 Yeah! 1836 01:38:33,040 --> 01:38:34,208 Whoo! Whoo! 1837 01:38:34,500 --> 01:38:35,835 Yeah! 1838 01:38:38,213 --> 01:38:39,131 Unh! 1839 01:38:39,214 --> 01:38:42,176 There is no God. 1840 01:38:42,259 --> 01:38:42,509 Yeah! 1841 01:38:44,637 --> 01:38:46,931 We did it! 1842 01:38:47,056 --> 01:38:48,224 Hey, what's up? Hey, baby. 1843 01:38:48,516 --> 01:38:49,225 Yeah! 1844 01:38:49,517 --> 01:38:50,226 Alright! 1845 01:38:50,518 --> 01:38:52,228 Thank you. 1846 01:38:52,520 --> 01:38:54,731 You were so wonderful out there, Rick. 1847 01:38:54,856 --> 01:38:57,525 The General Cereals reps are here. 1848 01:38:57,609 --> 01:38:59,611 Great game, Rick. We'd like to offer you- 1849 01:38:59,736 --> 01:39:01,654 I'm sorry, fellas. You got the wrong guy. 1850 01:39:01,738 --> 01:39:03,865 I'm sure you make a great cereal, 1851 01:39:03,991 --> 01:39:05,534 but I like my hair the way it is. 1852 01:39:05,659 --> 01:39:07,579 I don't eat breakfast anyway. 1853 01:39:07,662 --> 01:39:09,080 Rick, what are you saying? 1854 01:39:10,832 --> 01:39:12,584 You're a great gal, Flannery, 1855 01:39:12,667 --> 01:39:14,127 much too good for me. 1856 01:39:14,252 --> 01:39:15,587 Take a hike. 1857 01:39:28,935 --> 01:39:30,561 Nikki, hold it. 1858 01:39:30,686 --> 01:39:34,023 Nikki, I know I was a jerk the other night, 1859 01:39:34,106 --> 01:39:36,026 but I want to make it up to you. 1860 01:39:36,109 --> 01:39:38,237 Don't let him sweet-talk you, Miss R. 1861 01:39:38,487 --> 01:39:41,156 I got World Series tickets for the kids, 1862 01:39:41,282 --> 01:39:43,034 dugout boxes. 1863 01:39:43,117 --> 01:39:45,453 Take him back. I forgive him. 1864 01:39:45,578 --> 01:39:46,746 Thank you. 1865 01:39:46,830 --> 01:39:49,791 These guys will really be happy with the tickets. 1866 01:39:51,960 --> 01:39:53,127 Congratulations. 1867 01:39:53,253 --> 01:39:54,879 Wait. Nikki. 1868 01:39:54,963 --> 01:39:56,923 I want you to come out with me and celebrate. 1869 01:39:57,006 --> 01:39:58,633 For an hour, 1870 01:39:58,758 --> 01:39:59,759 a year. 1871 01:39:59,844 --> 01:40:02,137 Whatever. Just come out with me. 1872 01:40:06,601 --> 01:40:08,603 Alright. 1873 01:40:08,728 --> 01:40:10,647 What do you say we start with an hour? 127492

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