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Hello, everybody!
Harry Doyle here
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welcoming
all you Wahoo maniacs
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to theyear's
first session of Tribe Talk.
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As you know,
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the Indians had
a Cinderella season last year.
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Despite the fact
that toxic owner Rachel Phelps
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wanted the team to lose
so she could move it to Florida,
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the Indians won
the American League East
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for the first time
since divisional play began.
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Rachel's gone now,
thank God,
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having sold the team
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to retired Indian third baseman
Roger Dorn,
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after a long, hard-fought
series of negotiations.
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I might be willing
to go as high as 100.
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120.
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120? You just
started at 110.
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130.
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Rachel,
this isn't fair.
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140.
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130.
150.
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We'll take it.
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Oh, you're good, Dorn.
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Even with Dorn
in the owner's box,
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the Indians
are solid favorites
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to repeat in the East
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and go all the way
to the World Series.
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And why not?
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Look at the lineup
we have coming back.
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First of all,
the Cuban Crusher,
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the voodoo man
with the bad attitude,
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Pedro Cerrano.
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Even though his training methods
were a little unusual,
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Pedro finished
in the top five
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in homers, RBIs,
slugging percentage,
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and total baldness.
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Also back
is center fielder
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Willie Mays Hayes,
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who came out of nowhere
to lead the league
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in great catches
and stolen bases.
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We're told he starred in an action movie
during the off-season,
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where he not only
did his own stunts,
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but even his own acting,
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and don't forget catcher
and team leader
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Jake Taylor.
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Despite chronic knee problems,
he had a fine season,
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and beat out the bunt
that drove in the run
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that won
the division title.
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And finally, one of
the brightest young stars
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in the game today-
Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn.
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Vaughn began the season
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in the uniform
of the California Penal League
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and had some control problems
early on.
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But with the help
of a pair of black horn-rims,
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he went on
to set a major league record
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for strikeouts
in one season
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by an ex-car thief.
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All in all, things couldn't be
looking better for the Tribe.
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Guys! Guys!
We signed Jack Parkman!
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- Parkman? - We signed
Parkman! - Alright!
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- Hey, you can add 42 homers to our lineup.
- At least.
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Guys, this is theyear
we go all the way.
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All the way!
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All the way! All the way!
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All the way!
All the way! All the way!
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Listen. Sounds like a Harley.
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It's got to be him.
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Wild thing
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You make my heart sing
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False alarm.
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Whoa. Look at that.
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Hi, gang.
How's it going?
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Appreciate you all coming out.
Good to see you.
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Yeah. Nice outfits.
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Those haircuts are cute.
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Benny, I thought
you were still in jail.
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I escaped.
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That-a-boy.
What do you say, big guy?
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See you in the show
some day.
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Cute? Say it ain't so, Rick.
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Yeah, right.
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Ahh.
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Jake, how you doing?
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Fine.
Good to see you again, Lou.
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How's the leg?
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Good. Good.
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Feel like a kid
again, Skip.
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Good. There's a rookie in camp
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I'm gonna need your help
with for a couple of weeks. Baker!
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Jake, this here
is Rube Baker.
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I want you to help him
with a little problem he has.
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Alright.
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Mr. Taylor, uh, ooh!
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I- I knew you know
from which you speak.
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I'm sure you can help me
with my problem,
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which I'm bound to beat,
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because there ain't no odds
against being yourself
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no matterwhat
the percentages are.
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Let me ask you
something, uh, Rube?
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I bet you're wondering
how I get the nickname Rube.
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No, I got a pretty good idea
how that happened.
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What exactly
is your problem?
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Well, uh...
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Hell, that's the biggest
damn car I ever saw.
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Everything I do
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Got to be funky
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Everything I do
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People, now
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Got to be funky
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Honey, take a picture.
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Say,Jake!
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Hey, Willie!
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If you ain't careful
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You just might get
some funk on you
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Who are they?
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They are
our center fielder.
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Oh.
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What's up?
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Hey, hey, Willie!
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What's up?
Hey, welcome back.
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Nice little do there.
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What, you running
for office?
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No, I'm just trying
to clean up my act.
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Can't play the street punk
when you're making 7 figures, you know?
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Who's that?
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It's got to be Parkman,
our new free agent. Nice jacket.
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Come on.
Let's check it out.
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Say, Parkman,
I just wanted to say
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that even though we're competing
for the same position,
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I'm glad they signed you.
You're a good ball player.
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Cut the crap, Taylor.
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I don't like you.
You don't like me.
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I just hope you don't blame
your bum knees when I take your job.
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You want me
to bean him?
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I'll just beat him out
for the job.
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"Avoid spraying
toward open flame.
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Contents under pressure.
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Shake can before use. "
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" Press-" What?
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Jeez... I-I'm sorry,
Mister... Cerrano.
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I, uh, just...
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You are forgiven.
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I love you all!
Ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha!
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Jake.
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Lou.
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My great and good friends.
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How you doing?
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You OK, Pedro?
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OK?
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I free and clear.
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Did he say free and queer?
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Clear.
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Free of anger and hostility that
run Cerrano's life.
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Meditation is key.
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Five months under
Master Hawa Masasuri.
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No more voodoo,
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just much peace
and wideness of love.
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At one with all.
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Whoo! Get up there, baby.
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It's beautiful, man.
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Ohh...
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Awoo!
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Fore!
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370.
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Whoopee.
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Hey, Hayes,
what are you doing?
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Going deep.
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I buffed up this winter.
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You needed to to wear
all that jewelry.
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Just remember,
you're our lead-off man.
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You're paid to get on base,
not try to hit home runs.
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Keep the ball
on the ground.
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That's enough
for the first day.
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After five pitches?
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Say, what was that last pitch
you threw me?
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I call it
the Eliminator.
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It's a combination
screwball/split finger.
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You name
your pitches now?
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Yeah. Sort of
a marketing thing,
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You know,
like Nolan Ryan's Express.
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I'm also working on
a forkball/slider combination.
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Well, whatever happened
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to the boring, old
96-mile-an-hour fastball?
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The Terminator?
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Whatever.
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It'll be there
when I need it.
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Jake, I don't want to become
one of these one-year phenoms
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who burns himself out
throwing nothing but gas.
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I got to start thinking
in terms of a career, not just a season.
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You workwith Rube
on his little problem yet?
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Now step and throw!
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Put it down again.
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He looks pretty
sharp to me.
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What exactly
is his problem?
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Doggone it!
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Jeez, Louise!
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Uh, Duke...
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Rube...
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what's going
through your head
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just before you throw the ball back
to the pitcher?
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I'm thinking,
"I don't want to screw this up. "
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What are you thinking
when you throw a strike
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to nail a runner
down at second base?
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I'm not thinking nothing.
I just throw it.
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You see what
I'm getting at?
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You want the pitcher to pitch
from second base?
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Aw...
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Ifwe walk somebody,
this guy's going to
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turn it into an inside-the-park
home run.
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Yeah. Whoa.
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What's this,
your first spring babe, Vaughn?
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Who, her? No.
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There she is.
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Ooh-whee!
Suggie-dug it now.
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Excuse me, gentlemen.
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Hi, baby.
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Hey, Flan, how are you?
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- Good to see you.
- You, too.
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Good news. The General Cereals
people are interested...
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The money's gone
to his head.
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Yeah.
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Let's go take a ride
in my limo.
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There it is, man.
Watch this.
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Hey.
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Unh!
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Aah!
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Willie Mays Hayes is...
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Ha ha ha!
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Jesse "The Body" Ventura
is...
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Together,
they're taking on the mob.
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Mine fell
the hardest.
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Mine are
the deadest.
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These guys
play for keeps.
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Coming to a theater
near you.
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That spot didn't show
the real dramatic parts,
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like where they kill my boa constrictor
and I vow revenge.
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Oh.
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Hey, you're limping.
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A little.
What about you?
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Yeah, well, I'm a broken-down,
has-been catcher.
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You're our
lead-off man.
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I sprained my knee doing a stunt
for the flick.
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Ohh.
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Don't worry, though.
I'm going to be fine by opening day.
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Besides,
I'm a power hitter now.
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What do you call
that garbage?
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That's the Eliminator.
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- The Eliminator?
- I got a new one I'll showya.
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If you get a piece of it,
I'll let you name it.
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I'd, uh, call it
The Masturbator.
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Excellent pitch, man.
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Cerrano fool,
but ball and blue sky-
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beautiful,
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like lonely snowflake.
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Just pretend
the pitcher's the second baseman.
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Uh!
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Aah!
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Aah! Oh,Jeez!
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Goldarn it to heck!
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Shoot.
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I couldn't hit sand
if fell off a camel.
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00:15:23,165 --> 00:15:26,126
Criminelli, they're going
to send me back to Omaha,
263
00:15:26,209 --> 00:15:28,754
and I don't
even live there!
264
00:15:28,837 --> 00:15:30,964
I'm gone.
I'm buzzard bait.
265
00:15:31,089 --> 00:15:33,008
They're gonna cut me.
266
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:35,093
I know they're
gonna cut me.
267
00:15:35,177 --> 00:15:36,511
Cripes!
268
00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:42,350
Rube, you look at Playboy
all the time, don't you?
269
00:15:42,434 --> 00:15:44,895
No, I don't
just look at it.
270
00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:46,271
I- I read
the articles.
271
00:15:46,354 --> 00:15:47,439
Yeah, sure you do.
272
00:15:47,564 --> 00:15:50,275
I do. I especially like
where they tell you
273
00:15:50,358 --> 00:15:52,319
what the girls'
interests are,
274
00:15:52,402 --> 00:15:54,821
you know, like Betsy loves
surfing, gardening,
275
00:15:54,905 --> 00:15:55,989
and working
on motorcycles.
276
00:15:56,114 --> 00:15:59,201
You memorize them?
277
00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:01,286
Yep, I guess I do.
278
00:16:01,369 --> 00:16:03,538
Bingo.
279
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,290
Huh?
280
00:16:12,255 --> 00:16:14,758
Just do what
I told you, OK?
281
00:16:18,261 --> 00:16:21,348
Could you throw that back
to the pitcher, please?
282
00:16:23,975 --> 00:16:25,811
Thank you.
283
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:33,193
Louise teaches aerobics
and loves short shorts,
284
00:16:33,318 --> 00:16:36,446
unicorns, and reruns
of Three's Company.
285
00:16:36,530 --> 00:16:38,115
Her favorite sports are...
286
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,157
High!
287
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:42,285
Air hockey, checkers,
288
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:46,498
and calf-roping.
Whoo! Yeah!
289
00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:56,550
Wow. Willie's really
got some power.
290
00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:59,219
Off a guywho'll be bagging groceries
in a couple weeks.
291
00:17:12,524 --> 00:17:13,525
Ah! Unh!
292
00:17:15,444 --> 00:17:17,863
Ooh.
293
00:17:17,946 --> 00:17:20,240
It must be tough
to be old.
294
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:28,874
You're out!
295
00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:32,377
Hey!
296
00:17:34,588 --> 00:17:37,841
- Cool play, man. I love it!
- Huh?
297
00:17:46,975 --> 00:17:48,894
Damn.
298
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:58,028
One moreyear.
299
00:17:58,111 --> 00:18:01,531
Yes.
300
00:18:01,782 --> 00:18:04,534
Rube, what are
you doing?
301
00:18:06,787 --> 00:18:07,996
Ifthere's a red tag
in there,
302
00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:09,498
that means
I'm outta here, right?
303
00:18:09,623 --> 00:18:12,918
Uh-huh.
There's always nextyear.
304
00:18:13,001 --> 00:18:14,169
Yeah. What the hell.
305
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:16,463
My momma always said
it's better to eat shit
306
00:18:16,588 --> 00:18:18,757
than not eat at all.
307
00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:21,426
In the minor leagues you'll play
every day, and think of all the-
308
00:18:21,551 --> 00:18:25,097
I made the team.
I made the team! We did it!
309
00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,434
Pedro,
guess what, man-
310
00:18:29,518 --> 00:18:32,562
I'm on the rooster.
311
00:18:32,813 --> 00:18:36,441
This team has completely
lost its focus.
312
00:18:39,444 --> 00:18:42,030
You think April is too early
for a Roger Dorn night?
313
00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:43,990
Ahh...
314
00:18:44,116 --> 00:18:47,285
Uh, Lou-
Oh, hi, Roger.
315
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,955
I just want to say
I think carrying three catchers
316
00:18:50,038 --> 00:18:52,833
is probably
a good idea.
317
00:18:52,874 --> 00:18:56,211
Hold it a second,
Jake.
318
00:18:56,336 --> 00:19:00,841
Jake, you're a very valuable part
of this organization.
319
00:19:00,966 --> 00:19:02,551
The way you helped that kid
with his problem-
320
00:19:02,843 --> 00:19:05,429
that was, uh, impressive.
321
00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:07,055
Well, he's got some talent.
322
00:19:07,139 --> 00:19:09,141
I guess with a little patience,
he might even become a ball player.
323
00:19:09,266 --> 00:19:11,935
What Dorn's trying
to say,Jake,
324
00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:15,480
is we're not carrying
three catchers.
325
00:19:15,605 --> 00:19:19,067
We'd like you
to stay on as a coach.
326
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:20,819
We're gonna need you.
327
00:19:24,865 --> 00:19:27,826
You'll make
a great coach,Jake.
328
00:19:27,909 --> 00:19:31,246
Dorn, I'm not a coach,
I'm a ball player.
329
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,248
Why don't you just find
some poor schmuck
330
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:34,833
with his belly hanging
over his belt
331
00:19:34,916 --> 00:19:38,879
and pastrami sticking
out of his mouth?
332
00:19:39,004 --> 00:19:41,339
I'm done with baseball.
333
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:47,763
Called everywhere.
Nobody's looking for
334
00:19:47,888 --> 00:19:52,017
a 41-year-old
catcherwith bad knees.
335
00:19:52,142 --> 00:19:54,519
It's not like you don't
have other options.
336
00:19:54,770 --> 00:19:57,522
Alan Bellows wants you
to join his brokerage firm.
337
00:20:00,901 --> 00:20:02,277
And Jack Pursoff
wants me to head up
338
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:03,987
one of his Pepsi
distributorships.
339
00:20:04,071 --> 00:20:05,781
And you'd be
close to home.
340
00:20:05,906 --> 00:20:10,243
Yeah, and I'd make a hell of a lot
more money than I would as a coach.
341
00:20:10,368 --> 00:20:13,246
So what ifl never made it
to a World Series.
342
00:20:13,330 --> 00:20:17,793
Well, I think it's pretty obvious
what you ought to do.
343
00:20:30,305 --> 00:20:31,807
Uh...
344
00:20:35,227 --> 00:20:38,105
I'll tell Dorn I begged you
to come back.
345
00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:43,568
Thanks, Skip.
346
00:20:47,489 --> 00:20:48,448
Hey.
347
00:20:48,490 --> 00:20:49,574
How you doing?
348
00:20:49,783 --> 00:20:51,785
Hola, how you doing, man?
349
00:20:51,827 --> 00:20:53,412
How you doing?
350
00:20:53,537 --> 00:20:56,248
Alright. Alright.
Alright.
351
00:20:57,791 --> 00:20:58,917
Hi, Flan.
How are you?
352
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,253
I hope you don't mind,
but I've set up a photo op
353
00:21:01,336 --> 00:21:02,504
with an inner-city
youth group.
354
00:21:02,796 --> 00:21:03,922
You mean a gang?
355
00:21:04,005 --> 00:21:05,257
No problem,
I used to be in one.
356
00:21:05,340 --> 00:21:06,842
Actually, I was in four or five.
357
00:21:06,967 --> 00:21:08,760
No, darling.
These are first-time offenders
358
00:21:08,844 --> 00:21:10,345
they're trying
to keep out of gangs.
359
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:11,430
All you have to do is
360
00:21:11,513 --> 00:21:13,473
pose with one
of the juvenile hall kids
361
00:21:13,557 --> 00:21:14,850
and the education director.
362
00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:19,187
Do we really have
to do this now?
363
00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:20,981
Are you kidding?
364
00:21:21,106 --> 00:21:23,150
It doesn't hurt to show you have
a social conscience,
365
00:21:23,275 --> 00:21:25,777
that you're giving something back
to the community.
366
00:21:25,861 --> 00:21:28,196
You'll be fine.
367
00:21:35,287 --> 00:21:36,163
Hi, Rick.
368
00:21:36,288 --> 00:21:38,415
Nikki, how are you?
369
00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:40,959
Fine.
370
00:21:41,042 --> 00:21:43,378
This is Frankie.
He's one of my students.
371
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:46,882
He won room inspection five days
in a row to be in this picture.
372
00:21:47,007 --> 00:21:49,050
You could eat prime rib
off my floor.
373
00:21:49,176 --> 00:21:51,470
Way to go, Frankie.
374
00:21:51,553 --> 00:21:54,097
Just a minute, Rick.
He has a problem with his flash.
375
00:21:54,181 --> 00:21:56,391
Is that your new girlfriend?
376
00:21:56,475 --> 00:21:58,977
Yeah. She's also my agent.
377
00:21:59,061 --> 00:22:01,938
Major babe.
378
00:22:02,022 --> 00:22:04,941
Does she like riding
on your Harley?
379
00:22:05,025 --> 00:22:06,151
Is this thing gonna
happen orwhat?
380
00:22:06,234 --> 00:22:07,319
Ready to go.
381
00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:11,948
Don't tell me
you sold the Harley.
382
00:22:12,032 --> 00:22:13,992
Flannery has
been great for me.
383
00:22:14,034 --> 00:22:15,827
I'm not the bum
I used to be.
384
00:22:15,911 --> 00:22:17,788
I kind of liked
the bum you used to be.
385
00:22:17,871 --> 00:22:19,206
OK, that's it.
Thanks a lot.
386
00:22:19,289 --> 00:22:20,832
Great.
387
00:22:20,916 --> 00:22:22,751
Take care, Frankie.
388
00:22:22,876 --> 00:22:23,960
So long, kids.
389
00:22:24,044 --> 00:22:25,003
Bye! See you!
390
00:22:25,087 --> 00:22:26,880
See you, Nikki.
391
00:22:26,963 --> 00:22:28,381
Hey, uh, Rick?
392
00:22:28,507 --> 00:22:30,300
I thought you might
want this back.
393
00:22:30,383 --> 00:22:33,053
You left it
at my apartment.
394
00:22:35,972 --> 00:22:40,519
I don't have much use
for it now, but thanks.
395
00:22:40,811 --> 00:22:42,270
See you, Rick.
396
00:22:44,022 --> 00:22:46,400
So long, Nikki.
397
00:22:53,073 --> 00:22:55,075
Come on.
398
00:22:56,368 --> 00:22:59,579
Alrighty, folks,
I'd have to say my next guest
399
00:22:59,830 --> 00:23:01,873
is about the closest thing
baseball has to a rock star.
400
00:23:01,957 --> 00:23:03,959
Please welcome,
from the Cleveland indians
401
00:23:04,084 --> 00:23:05,919
Rick "The Wild Thing" Vaughn.
402
00:23:20,392 --> 00:23:22,352
Now, let's get
right to it here.
403
00:23:22,436 --> 00:23:24,396
This whole
"Wild Thing" label
404
00:23:24,479 --> 00:23:26,273
that you've been
saddled with
405
00:23:26,398 --> 00:23:28,984
this has led a lot
of people to believe
406
00:23:29,109 --> 00:23:31,486
that, like, you're
borderline scary
407
00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:33,238
like, you're a psycho-guy,
but you seem pretty straight.
408
00:23:33,363 --> 00:23:34,865
Yeah.
409
00:23:34,948 --> 00:23:36,867
So where does this
reputation come from?
410
00:23:36,950 --> 00:23:39,411
From what I've read
you were mixed-up as a kid
411
00:23:39,494 --> 00:23:42,539
with the cops- is that something
you want to talk about?
412
00:23:42,789 --> 00:23:44,958
- No.
- Sure.
413
00:23:45,083 --> 00:23:48,879
I saw this new Corvette.
Took it for a drive.
414
00:23:48,962 --> 00:23:51,256
Just kind of boys-being-boys
kind of thing.
415
00:23:51,339 --> 00:23:53,008
Through four states.
416
00:23:53,133 --> 00:23:56,428
Four states?
That's a lot.
417
00:23:56,511 --> 00:23:58,305
It ended
in a high-speed chase.
418
00:23:58,388 --> 00:24:01,767
Up there around 140
orso.
419
00:24:01,850 --> 00:24:05,187
When I got out of the car,
the cop had a real attitude.
420
00:24:06,396 --> 00:24:08,231
Theywere gonna throw
the book at me
421
00:24:08,315 --> 00:24:09,858
but my cousin dates a judge
in Colorado.
422
00:24:11,151 --> 00:24:12,778
He's a transvestite.
423
00:24:16,114 --> 00:24:17,991
The judge or your cousin?
424
00:24:18,116 --> 00:24:20,285
The judge.
425
00:24:20,327 --> 00:24:23,455
Oh! Um, let's take
a little break.
426
00:24:23,580 --> 00:24:26,124
More with, uh, Rick,
right after this.
427
00:24:32,172 --> 00:24:34,341
It's cool, it's overcast,
428
00:24:34,466 --> 00:24:35,425
and it's foggy...
429
00:24:35,509 --> 00:24:37,886
on opening day
here in Cleveland.
430
00:24:37,969 --> 00:24:39,888
Hello again, everyone.
I'm Harry Doyle
431
00:24:39,971 --> 00:24:43,225
along with my good friend
and partner Monte what's-his-name,
432
00:24:43,308 --> 00:24:46,478
giving a big Wahoo welcome
to all the Cleveland faithful.
433
00:24:46,561 --> 00:24:49,189
It's a brand-new season
and a new team spirit
434
00:24:49,314 --> 00:24:51,358
as novice owner Roger Dorn
435
00:24:51,483 --> 00:24:54,486
has made two very savvy
front-office moves-
436
00:24:54,778 --> 00:24:57,406
acquiring free-agent
sluggerJack Parkman
437
00:24:57,531 --> 00:24:59,366
and announcing
his own retirement,
438
00:24:59,491 --> 00:25:01,993
eliminating a huge hole
at third base.
439
00:25:02,077 --> 00:25:04,830
Hell, no. Not a great spring-
3 and 24.
440
00:25:04,913 --> 00:25:07,332
Sowhat? They had a bad spring.
441
00:25:07,416 --> 00:25:09,251
They did the same
thing lastyear.
442
00:25:09,376 --> 00:25:13,004
The important thing is that Parkman
and Hayes are killing the ball.
443
00:25:13,088 --> 00:25:15,424
Cerrano, he's lying
in the weeds.
444
00:25:15,507 --> 00:25:17,926
Vaughn, he's off
to a slow start,
445
00:25:18,009 --> 00:25:19,553
but look out.
446
00:25:19,803 --> 00:25:20,720
They're going to erupt.
447
00:25:20,804 --> 00:25:21,930
They're gonna bust loose.
448
00:25:22,055 --> 00:25:25,016
They're gonna do it.
They're gonna bust loose.
449
00:25:25,142 --> 00:25:26,518
They're a powder keg.
Juggernaut.
450
00:25:28,812 --> 00:25:30,230
Getting close now,
451
00:25:30,313 --> 00:25:31,898
as the Indians begin
their drive
452
00:25:32,023 --> 00:25:33,442
for a world championship
453
00:25:33,567 --> 00:25:35,861
against the hated
Chicago White Sox,
454
00:25:35,944 --> 00:25:37,279
who swept the Tribe
455
00:25:37,404 --> 00:25:40,365
right out of
the playoffs lastyear.
456
00:25:40,490 --> 00:25:42,200
And listen to the roar
of the crowd
457
00:25:42,325 --> 00:25:45,245
as the Indians
take the field.
458
00:25:51,209 --> 00:25:53,462
Mow 'em down,
Wild Thing!
459
00:25:55,464 --> 00:25:56,757
Did you ever have
that feeling
460
00:25:56,840 --> 00:26:00,552
you were just born
for greatness?
461
00:26:02,095 --> 00:26:04,347
RickVaughn
gets the starting call today.
462
00:26:04,431 --> 00:26:06,767
We're told he matured
a lot over the winter.
463
00:26:06,850 --> 00:26:08,393
Apparently,
he's bathing now.
464
00:26:08,518 --> 00:26:10,062
Congratulations, Rick.
465
00:26:10,187 --> 00:26:12,981
As you know, Monte, Vaughn's been
working on a couple of new pitches-
466
00:26:13,106 --> 00:26:15,150
The Eliminator
and The Humiliator-
467
00:26:15,275 --> 00:26:17,235
to complement his fastball,
The Terminator.
468
00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:18,528
I heard that.
469
00:26:18,779 --> 00:26:20,822
Dynamite drop-in,
Monte.
470
00:26:20,947 --> 00:26:22,866
That broadcast school
has really paid off.
471
00:26:22,949 --> 00:26:24,493
We're ready for the opening pitch.
472
00:26:24,618 --> 00:26:26,495
Vaughn winds and fires.
473
00:26:26,787 --> 00:26:29,247
It's a strike.
And we're underway.
474
00:26:29,372 --> 00:26:32,084
Alright, Rickey!
Good job. Great pitch, man.
475
00:26:32,167 --> 00:26:34,002
Great pitch.
Do it again!
476
00:26:34,127 --> 00:26:36,963
Come on. Let's see it.
Guywas toast.
477
00:26:37,005 --> 00:26:38,965
Yeah?
478
00:26:40,217 --> 00:26:42,177
Vaugh winds
for the 0-2 pitch.
479
00:26:42,260 --> 00:26:44,137
Called strike 3!
480
00:26:44,221 --> 00:26:46,139
Called strike 6!
481
00:26:46,223 --> 00:26:48,850
Called strike 9!
Inning over!
482
00:26:48,934 --> 00:26:50,977
Yeah!
Alright!
483
00:26:51,103 --> 00:26:52,979
Break out
the champagne!
484
00:26:53,063 --> 00:26:54,564
It's in the bag.
485
00:26:54,815 --> 00:26:57,984
The fat lady has
left the building!
486
00:26:58,110 --> 00:26:59,986
So Vaughn sets down
the White Sox
487
00:27:00,070 --> 00:27:01,321
in the top of the first.
488
00:27:01,446 --> 00:27:03,240
Willie Mays Hayes
steps in.
489
00:27:03,323 --> 00:27:05,075
Hayes had a great spring,
490
00:27:05,158 --> 00:27:07,077
adding the long ball
to his speed.
491
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:11,957
Now batting... double 0-
Willie Mays Hayes.
492
00:27:11,998 --> 00:27:14,876
Willie swinging
his shillelagh at the plate.
493
00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:17,129
And Hayes
is calling his shot!
494
00:27:17,212 --> 00:27:19,881
He's pointing toward
the left field bleachers.
495
00:27:20,006 --> 00:27:22,342
Alright, Willie!
Right here, Willie!
496
00:27:22,426 --> 00:27:24,261
What's he pointing at?
497
00:27:24,344 --> 00:27:26,763
What? Does he know
someone up there?
498
00:27:28,557 --> 00:27:30,225
Hayes ready
at the plate!
499
00:27:30,308 --> 00:27:32,060
Alaino into his windup
and the pitch.
500
00:27:32,144 --> 00:27:34,312
Here's a swing and a drive
to left and deep.
501
00:27:34,396 --> 00:27:37,399
Way back... Belmonti racing
toward the wall.
502
00:27:37,524 --> 00:27:39,151
This one has a chance.
503
00:27:39,276 --> 00:27:40,986
It's going... going...
504
00:27:41,069 --> 00:27:44,322
not quite gone.
505
00:27:44,364 --> 00:27:45,907
Heh heh.
506
00:27:46,032 --> 00:27:46,992
That had to be the wind.
507
00:27:47,075 --> 00:27:49,369
It must've been the wind.
508
00:27:49,453 --> 00:27:51,037
Top of the 3rd now.
509
00:27:51,163 --> 00:27:52,497
Vaughn's been in trouble
a couple of times,
510
00:27:52,539 --> 00:27:54,499
but has held
the White Sox
511
00:27:54,583 --> 00:27:56,418
with his new assortment
of breaking stuff.
512
00:27:56,543 --> 00:27:59,463
Humiliator lined to left,
a base hit.
513
00:28:01,548 --> 00:28:05,886
Eliminator lined to right,
another base hit.
514
00:28:05,969 --> 00:28:09,473
There's some real puss
lined to center.
515
00:28:09,556 --> 00:28:11,767
Termini's
coming around third.
516
00:28:11,892 --> 00:28:12,893
The throw
is cut off.
517
00:28:13,018 --> 00:28:14,186
He'll score.
518
00:28:14,311 --> 00:28:16,229
And it's 1-0,
White Sox.
519
00:28:19,941 --> 00:28:21,068
What?
520
00:28:21,193 --> 00:28:22,069
What?
521
00:28:22,194 --> 00:28:23,570
They're hammering
this slow crap.
522
00:28:23,820 --> 00:28:26,156
Think your arm
could stand the strain
523
00:28:26,239 --> 00:28:27,449
of throwing this guy
a fastball?
524
00:28:27,574 --> 00:28:30,202
Look, I'll throw it.
You just make sure you catch it.
525
00:28:30,327 --> 00:28:33,413
I will if
it ever gets to me.
526
00:28:33,538 --> 00:28:35,874
God knows what Vaughn's
going to throw next.
527
00:28:35,957 --> 00:28:37,751
He's running out of names.
528
00:28:37,834 --> 00:28:39,294
That'll bring up
Hank Shaw,
529
00:28:39,419 --> 00:28:42,380
who led the Sox in home runs
and RBIs lastyear.
530
00:28:42,464 --> 00:28:45,258
I don't know how this guy keeps
his mind on baseball,
531
00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:47,302
what, with all
the paternity suits and all.
532
00:28:47,427 --> 00:28:48,762
I think those are
parking tickets.
533
00:28:48,845 --> 00:28:49,763
Yeah.
534
00:28:52,265 --> 00:28:54,935
Vaughn has his
sign and comes set,
535
00:28:55,060 --> 00:28:56,978
checks the runner
at second.
536
00:28:57,104 --> 00:28:58,271
Here's the pitch
to Shaw.
537
00:28:58,397 --> 00:29:01,149
Swung on and belted
into deep right field.
538
00:29:01,274 --> 00:29:03,235
Back goes Cerrano.
539
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,320
He'll need a rocket up his ass
to catch this one.
540
00:29:05,445 --> 00:29:07,572
That baby is out of here.
541
00:29:07,823 --> 00:29:08,949
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
542
00:29:09,074 --> 00:29:11,451
That looked like
The Terminator, only slower.
543
00:29:11,576 --> 00:29:13,453
Maybe it was
his Out-Of-Stater,
544
00:29:13,578 --> 00:29:15,288
or it could've been
The Hibernator.
545
00:29:15,414 --> 00:29:18,291
That baby is definitely
going away for the winter.
546
00:29:18,375 --> 00:29:19,960
Whatever forVaughn,
547
00:29:20,085 --> 00:29:21,962
it might be
see-you-later.
548
00:29:22,087 --> 00:29:24,923
He's probably going
to become a... spectator.
549
00:29:27,259 --> 00:29:30,011
Didn't have much
on that one.
550
00:29:30,137 --> 00:29:32,806
4-0, Chicago.
Hayes at the plate.
551
00:29:32,889 --> 00:29:34,975
And he's calling it again!
552
00:29:37,144 --> 00:29:39,521
Come on, Willie!
This time for sure!
553
00:29:39,604 --> 00:29:42,357
Aw, forget that!
Put the ball on the ground!
554
00:29:44,985 --> 00:29:46,903
Alaino looking
in for the sign
555
00:29:46,987 --> 00:29:49,364
and goes into
his windup.
556
00:29:49,489 --> 00:29:51,783
Here's the swing
and a drive to deep left.
557
00:29:51,867 --> 00:29:53,326
It could go this time!
558
00:29:53,452 --> 00:29:55,454
Yes! Yes!
559
00:29:55,537 --> 00:29:58,331
Belmonti back
to the wall again. Way back!
560
00:29:58,415 --> 00:30:00,292
Come on!
Come to papa!
561
00:30:00,375 --> 00:30:01,918
And it is...
562
00:30:02,002 --> 00:30:03,003
Come to papa!
563
00:30:03,086 --> 00:30:05,505
Caught!
564
00:30:05,589 --> 00:30:08,133
You were lucky, Belmonti!
565
00:30:08,258 --> 00:30:10,761
Of course, he could be pointing
at the left fielder.
566
00:30:14,139 --> 00:30:18,727
Bottom of the 6th. Jack Parkman
stepping in with runners at the corners.
567
00:30:18,852 --> 00:30:21,104
Parkman with two hits
already today.
568
00:30:21,188 --> 00:30:23,899
Martinez leads away
from first,
569
00:30:24,024 --> 00:30:26,068
Warren from third.
570
00:30:26,151 --> 00:30:28,195
Parkman doing
his little shimmy.
571
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,864
It drives the women here
in Cleveland crazy.
572
00:30:30,989 --> 00:30:34,076
Vargas, the little left-hander,
set at the belt.
573
00:30:34,201 --> 00:30:35,869
Here's the pitch.
574
00:30:35,994 --> 00:30:38,830
Parkman swings and drives
one to deep left center.
575
00:30:38,872 --> 00:30:41,208
It looks like
he got it all!
576
00:30:41,291 --> 00:30:43,168
It is good-bye,
Mr. Rawlings!
577
00:30:43,251 --> 00:30:47,089
And the Indians
pull to within 1 at 4-3.
578
00:30:49,341 --> 00:30:52,344
Way to go,Jack!
I bought him.
579
00:30:52,427 --> 00:30:54,888
Welcome
to NewJack City!
580
00:30:55,013 --> 00:30:56,390
I told you this guy
would make a difference.
581
00:31:02,562 --> 00:31:05,190
- Jacksonville!
- Jack the Ripper!
582
00:31:05,315 --> 00:31:08,360
- Jumpin'Jack Flash!
- Jack attack!
583
00:31:08,485 --> 00:31:11,029
I used to hate Parkman
when he was with the A's.
584
00:31:11,113 --> 00:31:14,741
It's amazing how a new uniform
can change your attitude about a guy.
585
00:31:16,243 --> 00:31:18,370
He's still a Dick.
586
00:31:25,085 --> 00:31:26,294
Last of the 9th.
587
00:31:26,420 --> 00:31:28,130
2 outs and a tying run
at first,
588
00:31:28,255 --> 00:31:30,799
and Pedro Cerrano
steps into the box.
589
00:31:30,924 --> 00:31:32,384
Cerrano hitless today
590
00:31:32,467 --> 00:31:35,011
and pretty much
all spring.
591
00:31:35,095 --> 00:31:37,431
Martinez takes his lead
from first again.
592
00:31:40,475 --> 00:31:41,935
Here's the pitch.
593
00:31:42,018 --> 00:31:45,814
Cerrano swings, and it's a high fly ball
to center field.
594
00:31:45,897 --> 00:31:48,191
And it hits a bird!
595
00:31:48,275 --> 00:31:49,526
The ball drops
into right,
596
00:31:49,609 --> 00:31:51,069
the bird
into short center.
597
00:31:51,111 --> 00:31:53,196
Cerrano rounds first
598
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:56,032
and heads for...
center field?
599
00:31:56,116 --> 00:31:57,534
Where are you going?
600
00:31:59,202 --> 00:32:02,289
Cerrano kill
a living thing.
601
00:32:02,414 --> 00:32:03,373
Forget the damn bird!
Run! Run!
602
00:32:04,958 --> 00:32:07,794
He's alive. Ha ha!
603
00:32:07,836 --> 00:32:10,338
Martinez around third,
heading for home,
604
00:32:10,464 --> 00:32:11,423
and so is the bird.
605
00:32:11,548 --> 00:32:12,466
Bye-bye, birdie.
606
00:32:12,549 --> 00:32:15,093
I'm sorry,
but you're out, Mr. Gandhi.
607
00:32:16,428 --> 00:32:20,015
Too late! Run doesn't score!
Ballgame's over!
608
00:32:20,140 --> 00:32:21,516
What?
609
00:32:21,808 --> 00:32:23,852
Cerrano, come on!
610
00:32:25,604 --> 00:32:27,355
Well, the Indians
drop a tough one.
611
00:32:27,481 --> 00:32:30,942
4-3, as Pedro Cerrano
doubles off a pigeon
612
00:32:31,026 --> 00:32:32,819
and then is tagged out,
613
00:32:32,944 --> 00:32:34,112
administering CPR
614
00:32:34,196 --> 00:32:36,782
before the tying run
could score.
615
00:32:36,865 --> 00:32:38,241
It's a funny game,
eh, Monte?
616
00:32:38,325 --> 00:32:39,493
Well, at least
the bird survived.
617
00:32:39,785 --> 00:32:42,871
Who cares?
It's a rat with wings.
618
00:32:42,996 --> 00:32:44,081
Two months.
619
00:32:45,290 --> 00:32:47,375
Two months?
620
00:32:47,501 --> 00:32:50,837
What do you mean
two months?
621
00:32:50,879 --> 00:32:52,839
You have enough money to run
the team for two months.
622
00:32:52,964 --> 00:32:54,508
You paid too much
for the franchise.
623
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,177
There's another four
months in the season.
624
00:32:57,302 --> 00:32:59,304
What am I supposed to do?
625
00:32:59,429 --> 00:33:01,515
Increase your profits
any way you can.
626
00:33:07,813 --> 00:33:10,107
Well, fans, Roger Dorn
has done a little redecorating
627
00:33:10,190 --> 00:33:11,400
around the ballpark.
628
00:33:11,483 --> 00:33:14,361
The outfield walls now
look like the Yellow Pages.
629
00:33:14,444 --> 00:33:17,489
And any of you folks having trouble
finding a good proctologist
630
00:33:17,781 --> 00:33:20,367
might want to come down here
and check out the area
631
00:33:20,492 --> 00:33:23,537
around
the 375-foot sign.
632
00:33:23,829 --> 00:33:25,205
As for the game,
633
00:33:25,247 --> 00:33:27,457
we got a real nail-biter
here tonight.
634
00:33:27,541 --> 00:33:30,460
It's a lot closer
than that 11-2 score.
635
00:33:39,928 --> 00:33:42,389
Mr. Vaughn! I thought
you were starting tonight.
636
00:33:42,472 --> 00:33:44,891
- I did.
- Oh. sorry.
637
00:33:44,975 --> 00:33:47,227
I didn't turn it on
till the second inning.
638
00:33:56,570 --> 00:33:57,946
I can't believe
you're so upset
639
00:33:58,071 --> 00:33:59,489
about what
the valet said.
640
00:33:59,573 --> 00:34:00,824
I'm upset
because Billy Ritter
641
00:34:00,907 --> 00:34:02,200
hit a 3-run homer
off me.
642
00:34:02,284 --> 00:34:05,036
He was due.
I mean, it's amazing.
643
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:07,080
The man has been in the majors
for seven years,
644
00:34:07,205 --> 00:34:08,373
and he's never
hit a home run.
645
00:34:08,415 --> 00:34:10,834
Never?
646
00:34:10,917 --> 00:34:12,544
I thought you knew.
647
00:34:12,753 --> 00:34:14,838
Oh.
648
00:34:14,921 --> 00:34:16,840
May be you should throw fastballs
more often
649
00:34:16,923 --> 00:34:18,175
till you're sure of
your other pitches.
650
00:34:18,258 --> 00:34:19,384
I did that tonight.
651
00:34:19,468 --> 00:34:21,553
I threw Ritter
an 87 mile-an-hour fastball,
652
00:34:21,803 --> 00:34:22,929
and he crushed it.
653
00:34:23,055 --> 00:34:25,223
Lastyear,
I averaged 96.
654
00:34:25,348 --> 00:34:27,851
Now I reach back,
and it's just not there.
655
00:34:27,934 --> 00:34:30,979
I can't believe it.
I've forgotten how to throw heat.
656
00:34:33,106 --> 00:34:34,232
Look...
657
00:34:34,316 --> 00:34:36,318
you'll make
a few adjustments.
658
00:34:36,443 --> 00:34:37,903
In a week or two,
659
00:34:37,986 --> 00:34:39,237
you'll be laughing
about this.
660
00:34:39,321 --> 00:34:41,907
And don't worry
about the endorsements.
661
00:34:47,454 --> 00:34:51,083
It's not your E.R.A.
they're going to be worried about.
662
00:34:51,166 --> 00:34:54,127
It's your image
that's important-
663
00:34:54,211 --> 00:34:56,755
wholesome...
664
00:34:56,838 --> 00:34:59,091
clean-cut...
665
00:34:59,174 --> 00:35:01,843
All-American.
666
00:35:10,310 --> 00:35:11,353
While on
the croquet lawn,
667
00:35:11,478 --> 00:35:14,022
one must be careful not
to offend one's opponent
668
00:35:14,147 --> 00:35:18,110
with an onset
of unwanted odor.
669
00:35:18,193 --> 00:35:19,736
Oh, bully!
670
00:35:19,820 --> 00:35:22,239
That's why I use
Right Guard Sport Stick,
671
00:35:22,322 --> 00:35:24,866
maximum protection
against odicious,
672
00:35:24,991 --> 00:35:26,535
odorophously...
673
00:35:26,827 --> 00:35:28,745
olflacty manations.
674
00:35:28,829 --> 00:35:31,289
Cut! Let's just cut that.
675
00:35:31,373 --> 00:35:32,749
Um, it's odiously...
676
00:35:32,833 --> 00:35:34,126
odiferous...
677
00:35:34,209 --> 00:35:36,378
olfactory emanations.
678
00:35:36,503 --> 00:35:42,134
Right.
679
00:35:42,259 --> 00:35:43,176
Odoroforous...
680
00:35:43,260 --> 00:35:45,512
ofolactory...
emaranations.
681
00:35:45,554 --> 00:35:47,472
Odorforous...
oflactonal...
682
00:35:47,556 --> 00:35:48,515
nominations.
683
00:35:48,765 --> 00:35:51,017
Odoroforous...
ofiloctagyl...
684
00:35:51,101 --> 00:35:53,019
emancipations.
685
00:36:03,155 --> 00:36:06,158
Whoa,
boom bapa boom
686
00:36:06,283 --> 00:36:09,369
Whoa,
boom bapa boom
687
00:36:09,494 --> 00:36:12,372
Whoa, boom
688
00:36:12,497 --> 00:36:15,792
So Weaver doubles off
the Zippo Bail Bond sign.
689
00:36:15,876 --> 00:36:18,211
And that's another team record
for RickVaughn,
690
00:36:18,295 --> 00:36:21,214
the fifth consecutive
extra base hit in the inning.
691
00:36:23,925 --> 00:36:27,220
And he's out by an eyelash
at third.
692
00:36:27,304 --> 00:36:31,433
Cerrano doing some interesting
limbering-up exercises in right.
693
00:36:31,558 --> 00:36:33,060
What a pansy.
694
00:36:34,478 --> 00:36:37,189
Here's a fly ball
hit to right.
695
00:36:37,272 --> 00:36:40,025
Easy play for Cerrano,
under it now, and makes the-
696
00:36:40,108 --> 00:36:43,904
No! That ball is off his glove
and outta here!
697
00:36:45,447 --> 00:36:47,824
Well, credit Cerrano
with an RBI.
698
00:36:47,908 --> 00:36:50,035
And that play could
be a finalist
699
00:36:50,077 --> 00:36:52,996
in the Trojan Ends
"Boner of the Week" award.
700
00:36:57,417 --> 00:36:59,753
Take 87.
701
00:36:59,836 --> 00:37:01,296
And action!
702
00:37:01,421 --> 00:37:03,298
Right Guard
Sport Stick.
703
00:37:05,258 --> 00:37:06,385
Anything less...
704
00:37:09,137 --> 00:37:11,473
would be uncivilized.
705
00:37:15,060 --> 00:37:16,728
Upside down.
706
00:37:16,853 --> 00:37:18,980
Upside down.
707
00:37:19,106 --> 00:37:21,441
Thank you. Cut!
708
00:37:28,990 --> 00:37:31,451
Hey, Rick! Is it true
you're moving to the bull pen?
709
00:37:31,535 --> 00:37:32,869
Of course not.
710
00:37:32,953 --> 00:37:35,288
Where do you guys
get this stuff?
711
00:37:39,376 --> 00:37:41,837
Hey, Wild Thing!
712
00:37:41,962 --> 00:37:43,296
Don't worry.
You're still the best.
713
00:37:43,380 --> 00:37:45,507
You stunk at the beginning
of lastyear, too.
714
00:37:45,799 --> 00:37:47,259
Thanks, Frankie.
715
00:37:47,342 --> 00:37:49,803
We don't believe what they say
about you in the papers-
716
00:37:49,886 --> 00:37:52,139
You know, that you're a fluke
and all that stuff.
717
00:37:52,222 --> 00:37:54,266
And that you lost
your fastball.
718
00:37:54,349 --> 00:37:55,434
And that you got
no heart.
719
00:37:55,559 --> 00:37:57,978
You guys want an autograph
or something?
720
00:37:58,061 --> 00:38:01,022
Yeah, that'd be great.
Hey, Nikki!
721
00:38:01,106 --> 00:38:02,524
You got something
Vaughn can sign?
722
00:38:08,113 --> 00:38:09,781
Hi, Rick.
723
00:38:09,906 --> 00:38:10,824
Hi.
724
00:38:15,412 --> 00:38:16,788
Listen, I was
real sorry to hear
725
00:38:16,830 --> 00:38:18,165
they took you
out of the rotation.
726
00:38:18,290 --> 00:38:21,126
It's only temporary.
727
00:38:21,209 --> 00:38:23,003
You're in a slump.
You'll bounce back.
728
00:38:23,128 --> 00:38:24,421
Yeah.
729
00:38:28,383 --> 00:38:31,261
Well, we better get back.
730
00:38:33,013 --> 00:38:36,850
Hey... Nikki!
731
00:38:36,933 --> 00:38:40,270
I'm sorry I didn't call you
after last season.
732
00:38:40,353 --> 00:38:41,730
It's for the best.
733
00:38:41,855 --> 00:38:44,107
We've both moved on
to better things.
734
00:38:44,191 --> 00:38:45,734
You seeing anybody?
735
00:38:45,859 --> 00:38:47,736
Yeah, yeah.
736
00:38:47,861 --> 00:38:50,447
This'll crack you up.
He's from Chicago.
737
00:38:50,530 --> 00:38:53,533
Big White Sox fan.
Boy, does he hate you.
738
00:38:58,205 --> 00:39:00,332
Good luck, Rick.
739
00:39:00,415 --> 00:39:02,334
Thanks.
740
00:39:12,177 --> 00:39:13,553
What a great woman.
741
00:39:13,804 --> 00:39:16,723
She's a White Sox fan!
742
00:39:16,807 --> 00:39:18,475
Such a nice personality.
743
00:39:18,558 --> 00:39:19,768
I bet he loves
the idea of me
744
00:39:19,893 --> 00:39:21,144
sitting out here
in the bullpen.
745
00:39:21,228 --> 00:39:22,187
Really sexy, too.
746
00:39:22,270 --> 00:39:23,188
I've met the woman,
Rube,
747
00:39:23,271 --> 00:39:24,898
I don't need
a description, alright?
748
00:39:25,023 --> 00:39:27,901
A White Sox fan.
749
00:39:30,404 --> 00:39:31,822
Women...
750
00:39:31,905 --> 00:39:35,242
you can't live without them,
and they can't pee standing up.
751
00:39:39,996 --> 00:39:41,998
Well, fans, the Indians
about to extend
752
00:39:42,082 --> 00:39:44,209
theirwinning streak to...
753
00:39:44,251 --> 00:39:45,377
two!
754
00:39:45,460 --> 00:39:47,045
This is it!
755
00:39:47,129 --> 00:39:48,338
Vaughn's
coming out of it.
756
00:39:48,422 --> 00:39:49,840
I know he's
coming out of it.
757
00:39:49,923 --> 00:39:51,299
This demotion
to the bull pen
758
00:39:51,425 --> 00:39:52,759
has got to have been
a wake-up call.
759
00:39:52,884 --> 00:39:54,261
Ring Ring!
Rise and shine, Ricky!
760
00:39:54,386 --> 00:39:56,430
This is the day
we turn it around.
761
00:39:56,555 --> 00:39:58,056
Flip it over.
762
00:39:58,181 --> 00:39:59,307
We're in
the top of the 9th.
763
00:39:59,433 --> 00:40:02,352
Leading 10-7.
Bases loaded. 2 down.
764
00:40:02,436 --> 00:40:05,230
RickVaughn has come on
to try and nail it down
765
00:40:05,313 --> 00:40:07,315
against Felipe Aguilar,
766
00:40:07,441 --> 00:40:10,068
a dangerous
right-handed batter.
767
00:40:10,193 --> 00:40:11,778
Here's the pitch!
768
00:40:11,903 --> 00:40:13,071
Oh, shit!
769
00:40:13,196 --> 00:40:16,116
- Alright! - Hot
dog! - No, no!
770
00:40:16,241 --> 00:40:18,201
If that's not Shaquille O'Neal
in left,
771
00:40:18,285 --> 00:40:19,745
that baby's outta here.
772
00:40:19,786 --> 00:40:22,122
Oh, no!
773
00:40:22,247 --> 00:40:24,166
You rotten mugs!
774
00:40:24,291 --> 00:40:26,877
You overpaid weenies!
775
00:40:28,086 --> 00:40:29,254
Wild Thing,
776
00:40:29,337 --> 00:40:31,423
you make my butt sting!
777
00:40:31,506 --> 00:40:33,341
I detest you!
778
00:40:33,467 --> 00:40:34,926
You're all garbage!
779
00:40:35,052 --> 00:40:36,470
All of you!
780
00:40:36,553 --> 00:40:39,973
Back up the truck!
Back it up!
781
00:40:40,057 --> 00:40:42,184
Jack, being new to the club,
782
00:40:42,309 --> 00:40:44,144
how do you feel about the way
things have gone
783
00:40:44,227 --> 00:40:45,812
for the Indians
so far?
784
00:40:45,896 --> 00:40:47,105
I'm the onlywinner
on the team.
785
00:40:47,189 --> 00:40:48,940
The rest of them
are losers,
786
00:40:49,024 --> 00:40:50,942
either by choice
or by birth.
787
00:40:53,278 --> 00:40:55,822
You think you can help me
with my fastball, doc?
788
00:40:55,947 --> 00:40:58,492
We'll have to deal
with some deeper issues first.
789
00:40:58,784 --> 00:41:00,285
I don't have
any deeper issues.
790
00:41:00,368 --> 00:41:02,412
I like to keep things
right on the surface.
791
00:41:02,496 --> 00:41:05,832
Well, sometimes,
there are little surprises.
792
00:41:05,916 --> 00:41:08,752
Tell me, Rick, what goes
through your mind
793
00:41:08,835 --> 00:41:11,254
when you throw
your fastball?
794
00:41:11,338 --> 00:41:13,006
I wonder if it's
going to end up
795
00:41:13,131 --> 00:41:15,175
in some guy's den.
796
00:41:15,300 --> 00:41:17,094
Did you used
to think this way?
797
00:41:17,177 --> 00:41:20,180
I didn't used to think at all.
Takes a lot out of you.
798
00:41:20,305 --> 00:41:24,434
Well, then, Rick.
Let's get down to it.
799
00:41:24,518 --> 00:41:27,938
The real problem here goes back
to when you stole that car.
800
00:41:28,021 --> 00:41:31,358
You wanted to be caught,
didn't you? Punished.
801
00:41:31,483 --> 00:41:33,985
Otherwise,
you wouldn't have thrown
802
00:41:34,111 --> 00:41:35,362
the 0-2 fastball to fields
when everybody knows
803
00:41:35,487 --> 00:41:37,823
he'll chase the two-strike
curveball in the dirt.
804
00:41:37,906 --> 00:41:39,449
I'd already thrown him
two curveballs
805
00:41:39,533 --> 00:41:41,827
the second one he hit
436 feet foul.
806
00:41:41,910 --> 00:41:44,204
Better than 520 feet fair.
807
00:41:49,126 --> 00:41:50,168
Parkman.
808
00:41:50,252 --> 00:41:51,503
I saw your
little interview
809
00:41:51,545 --> 00:41:53,046
in this morning's paper.
810
00:41:53,130 --> 00:41:54,798
You're benched
for two games.
811
00:41:54,881 --> 00:41:56,049
If you ever rip
any of your teammates-
812
00:41:56,174 --> 00:41:57,509
Save your breath.
813
00:41:57,759 --> 00:41:59,010
What did you say?
814
00:41:59,094 --> 00:42:01,346
You ought to listen
to the radio more, Lou.
815
00:42:01,430 --> 00:42:04,141
Your biggest gun just got traded
to Chicago,
816
00:42:04,224 --> 00:42:06,226
as a matter of fact,
your only gun.
817
00:42:09,396 --> 00:42:11,773
Au revoir.
818
00:42:13,984 --> 00:42:17,487
How could you sell
my best playerwithout asking me?
819
00:42:17,571 --> 00:42:19,281
I'm on my ass.
820
00:42:19,406 --> 00:42:21,116
I'm tapped out.
821
00:42:21,241 --> 00:42:23,535
I'm not going to be able
to make next month's payroll.
822
00:42:23,785 --> 00:42:27,539
Aw... jeez.
823
00:42:27,789 --> 00:42:29,416
But I didn't sell
Parkman outright.
824
00:42:29,541 --> 00:42:31,835
I got you
an outfielder.
825
00:42:31,918 --> 00:42:34,087
He used to play
with the Giants.
826
00:42:36,131 --> 00:42:37,424
Franklin?
827
00:42:39,259 --> 00:42:41,011
Not those Giants.
828
00:42:50,604 --> 00:42:53,482
And, so,
Hiroshi "Kamikaze" Tanaka,
829
00:42:53,774 --> 00:42:55,984
recently
of the Tokyo Giants,
830
00:42:56,068 --> 00:42:59,029
knocks himself cold
for the second time this week.
831
00:42:59,112 --> 00:43:02,449
Maybe in Japan, that's actually better
than catching the ball.
832
00:43:02,532 --> 00:43:06,203
Personally, I think he's trying
to get out of the lineup.
833
00:43:12,084 --> 00:43:15,504
Om.
834
00:43:33,397 --> 00:43:36,775
Pedro Cerrano.
How you doing?
835
00:43:36,858 --> 00:43:38,985
Who your master?
836
00:43:39,111 --> 00:43:40,529
My master?
837
00:43:40,821 --> 00:43:42,739
It's the great
Hama Masasuri.
838
00:43:46,076 --> 00:43:47,536
Thank you.
839
00:43:47,828 --> 00:43:50,163
A ball player
must be a warrior...
840
00:43:50,288 --> 00:43:53,333
not a monk!
841
00:43:53,458 --> 00:43:55,419
Hyah!
842
00:44:06,430 --> 00:44:09,933
Alright, you guys.
Let's listen up.
843
00:44:10,016 --> 00:44:12,102
We won a gameyesterday.
844
00:44:12,185 --> 00:44:13,729
If we win one today,
845
00:44:13,854 --> 00:44:16,106
that's two in a row.
846
00:44:16,189 --> 00:44:17,941
If we win one tomorrow,
847
00:44:18,024 --> 00:44:20,277
that's called
a winning streak.
848
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:22,779
It has happened before.
849
00:44:22,863 --> 00:44:24,823
So let's see some hustle!
850
00:44:24,865 --> 00:44:26,825
Let's jack it up
a little.
851
00:44:26,908 --> 00:44:29,995
I got a feeling things
are about to turn around for us.
852
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:32,038
Oh, my God.
853
00:44:33,540 --> 00:44:35,751
Hello, boys.
854
00:44:35,876 --> 00:44:37,335
You don't mind
if come in
855
00:44:37,461 --> 00:44:39,880
and visit with you
for a moment, do you?
856
00:44:40,005 --> 00:44:42,299
This clubhouse is off limits
to everyone
857
00:44:42,382 --> 00:44:44,509
but Indian personnel.
858
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:47,512
That does include
the owner, doesn't it?
859
00:44:47,763 --> 00:44:48,722
What?
860
00:44:48,847 --> 00:44:50,891
I just bought the team back
this morning
861
00:44:50,974 --> 00:44:52,726
at a substantial prof it.
862
00:44:52,809 --> 00:44:55,937
I retained Roger here
as the general manager.
863
00:44:56,063 --> 00:44:58,732
But the money really
means little to me.
864
00:44:58,857 --> 00:45:00,442
I have more than enough.
865
00:45:00,525 --> 00:45:03,361
This...
is more personal.
866
00:45:05,197 --> 00:45:09,284
Lastyear,
by some impossible fluke...
867
00:45:09,409 --> 00:45:12,329
you ruined
a beautiful dream.
868
00:45:12,412 --> 00:45:15,874
Now, you're going
down in flames,
869
00:45:15,916 --> 00:45:20,420
and I want to be there
when you go splat.
870
00:45:20,545 --> 00:45:22,923
Keep up
the good work, gents.
871
00:45:23,048 --> 00:45:24,216
Miss Phelps...
872
00:45:38,313 --> 00:45:39,481
Oh.
873
00:45:46,154 --> 00:45:48,407
You...
874
00:45:51,118 --> 00:45:55,080
Come on, you're not going
to let her get you down, are you?
875
00:45:55,163 --> 00:45:58,250
You guys won last year
just to spite her.
876
00:45:58,333 --> 00:46:00,919
Maybe she's
just what we need.
877
00:46:01,044 --> 00:46:04,131
Aw, Skip, theywere
a different team last year.
878
00:46:04,256 --> 00:46:05,215
Taylor!
879
00:46:05,298 --> 00:46:08,135
It's not your job
to make excuses.
880
00:46:08,218 --> 00:46:10,762
That's all you guys
do good!
881
00:46:10,887 --> 00:46:13,932
It's either a leg thing...
882
00:46:14,015 --> 00:46:16,184
or a spiritual thing...
883
00:46:16,309 --> 00:46:18,979
or a psychological thing!
884
00:46:19,104 --> 00:46:21,106
Or a heart attack!
885
00:46:21,189 --> 00:46:23,024
Who used heart attack?
886
00:46:23,150 --> 00:46:26,069
Me.
887
00:46:26,153 --> 00:46:27,195
Hey!
888
00:46:28,405 --> 00:46:31,283
Doctors say I got
to take some time off,
889
00:46:31,324 --> 00:46:35,078
so I want you to manage the team
for the rest of the year.
890
00:46:35,162 --> 00:46:37,956
You got to be kidding, Lou.
891
00:46:38,039 --> 00:46:40,083
I don't have any experience
managing.
892
00:46:40,167 --> 00:46:43,503
Ah, you're one of the smartest players
I ever coached.
893
00:46:43,545 --> 00:46:46,506
Guys all look up to you.
894
00:46:46,548 --> 00:46:49,885
Tell Dorn
you'll take the job.
895
00:46:50,010 --> 00:46:51,845
Look on
the bright side-
896
00:46:51,970 --> 00:46:54,264
things couldn't get
anyworse.
897
00:46:55,932 --> 00:46:56,975
Hey, guys.
898
00:46:57,100 --> 00:46:59,061
I got some good news
for you.
899
00:46:59,186 --> 00:47:01,480
This morning
at 9: 10 a. m...
900
00:47:01,563 --> 00:47:04,274
I activated myself.
901
00:47:07,903 --> 00:47:09,988
What you doin'? Schoup.
902
00:47:10,072 --> 00:47:11,782
Hey.
903
00:47:11,865 --> 00:47:14,284
What is this?
904
00:47:18,955 --> 00:47:20,165
��Que es eso?
905
00:47:20,207 --> 00:47:24,169
Buddha, samurai, OK.
906
00:47:24,252 --> 00:47:26,505
Peaceful inside.
907
00:47:26,797 --> 00:47:28,340
Outside, warrior.
908
00:47:36,431 --> 00:47:39,059
I love you, man.
909
00:47:39,184 --> 00:47:41,520
I love you too much.
910
00:47:45,023 --> 00:47:48,235
You know,
you have no...
911
00:47:50,195 --> 00:47:52,406
you have no...
912
00:47:54,157 --> 00:47:57,285
marbles!
913
00:47:57,411 --> 00:47:58,745
Marbles?
914
00:47:58,829 --> 00:48:01,873
Marbles! You have no marbles!
915
00:48:04,459 --> 00:48:07,045
Hey, relax.
916
00:48:07,170 --> 00:48:09,297
Marbles?
917
00:48:09,423 --> 00:48:10,298
Marbles!
918
00:48:25,105 --> 00:48:26,732
Hello, Tribe fans.
919
00:48:26,857 --> 00:48:28,775
Welcome back
to major league baseball...
920
00:48:28,859 --> 00:48:30,277
sort of.
921
00:48:30,402 --> 00:48:32,779
Paid attendance today is...
922
00:48:32,863 --> 00:48:34,906
1,412.
923
00:48:34,990 --> 00:48:36,450
Some of them
were driven away
924
00:48:36,575 --> 00:48:40,203
by that little 10-run 1st inning
the Red Sox put up.
925
00:48:41,955 --> 00:48:43,915
Take over, Monte.
926
00:48:43,957 --> 00:48:46,376
I'm in the bag.
927
00:48:48,086 --> 00:48:50,422
Me?
928
00:48:52,966 --> 00:48:55,093
Fly ball...
929
00:48:57,012 --> 00:48:57,971
caught.
930
00:48:59,473 --> 00:49:02,100
I can't believe we gotta play
a doubleheader.
931
00:49:02,184 --> 00:49:05,520
Let's get going.
Come on, let's get something started.
932
00:49:05,812 --> 00:49:08,190
It's okay, Pedro.
The guy made a great play.
933
00:49:08,315 --> 00:49:09,232
Tough luck, man.
934
00:49:09,316 --> 00:49:11,943
Come on. Look alive.
935
00:49:12,027 --> 00:49:13,195
Uh-uh-uh, Vaughn,
936
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:15,072
shouldn't you get
to the bull pen?
937
00:49:15,155 --> 00:49:16,073
Right now?
938
00:49:16,156 --> 00:49:17,115
Yeah.
939
00:49:19,493 --> 00:49:21,119
There's still somebody
in the bleachers.
940
00:49:21,203 --> 00:49:23,455
Who cares?
Go on. Get out there.
941
00:49:28,502 --> 00:49:30,879
Fan: Hey, Vile Thing!
942
00:49:31,004 --> 00:49:34,925
I think I loathe you!
943
00:49:35,008 --> 00:49:38,762
You didn't think I'd abandon you,
did you, Vaughn?
944
00:49:38,845 --> 00:49:42,015
You human piece
of cow flop!
945
00:49:42,140 --> 00:49:46,853
You big steaming pile
of mastodon dung!
946
00:49:46,937 --> 00:49:50,065
Bring out
the pooper-scooper!
947
00:49:50,148 --> 00:49:52,776
You bush-league,
no-talent,
948
00:49:52,859 --> 00:49:55,404
flash-in-the-pan
choke artist!
949
00:49:55,529 --> 00:49:58,073
Huh?
Hey, where you going, Vaughn?
950
00:49:58,198 --> 00:50:00,158
Huh? You looking
for your Terminator?
951
00:50:00,283 --> 00:50:03,203
Yeah, you go back
in there, Vaughn.
952
00:50:06,873 --> 00:50:09,334
Hey, didn't I say
go to the bull pen?
953
00:50:09,418 --> 00:50:13,380
We're down by 10 runs.
954
00:50:13,505 --> 00:50:15,132
You can still
get some work in.
955
00:50:15,215 --> 00:50:17,426
I've had enough
of that maniac out there.
956
00:50:19,928 --> 00:50:20,846
Ow!
957
00:50:20,929 --> 00:50:21,847
Time!
958
00:50:21,930 --> 00:50:22,848
Ball hit him!
959
00:50:22,931 --> 00:50:24,099
First base!
960
00:50:26,393 --> 00:50:27,269
Hayes,
961
00:50:27,394 --> 00:50:28,854
go run for Rube.
962
00:50:28,979 --> 00:50:30,021
My leg's hurtin'.
963
00:50:30,105 --> 00:50:31,273
I'll run.
964
00:50:31,398 --> 00:50:34,860
Rube's hurting worse than you.
Now get in there.
965
00:50:34,943 --> 00:50:36,278
Gutless wonder
doesn't have to pitch.
966
00:50:36,361 --> 00:50:37,738
Why should I have to run?
967
00:50:37,821 --> 00:50:39,990
Who you calling a gutless wonder,
tin man?
968
00:50:40,073 --> 00:50:43,034
I got a genuine
leg injury here, pal.
969
00:50:43,118 --> 00:50:45,787
That limp's the best acting
you've done all year.
970
00:50:45,912 --> 00:50:48,290
At least I don't have
some cover girl
971
00:50:48,415 --> 00:50:50,041
dragging me around
by myjohnson.
972
00:50:57,257 --> 00:50:58,258
What are you guys doing?
973
00:50:58,341 --> 00:50:59,843
This isn't nice.
974
00:51:02,012 --> 00:51:03,221
Don't touch me. Don't-
975
00:51:05,098 --> 00:51:07,142
I'll show you a fight.
Come on!
976
00:51:07,267 --> 00:51:08,894
I'll take on
the whole team!
977
00:51:08,977 --> 00:51:10,729
You don't know
how to fight!
978
00:51:10,854 --> 00:51:12,064
You wusses!
979
00:51:12,189 --> 00:51:13,899
Wake up, Harry.
980
00:51:13,982 --> 00:51:15,108
Look.
981
00:51:15,233 --> 00:51:16,735
My God...
982
00:51:16,860 --> 00:51:18,320
Good news, fans.
983
00:51:18,445 --> 00:51:20,155
The Indians are showing
signs of life
984
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:22,199
for the first time
in weeks.
985
00:51:22,282 --> 00:51:24,117
In fact,
they appear to be
986
00:51:24,242 --> 00:51:27,496
beating the crap
out of each other.
987
00:51:27,788 --> 00:51:29,456
It looks like
Willie Hayes
988
00:51:29,581 --> 00:51:31,249
is trying to hit
RickVaughn.
989
00:51:31,374 --> 00:51:34,211
And why not? Everybody else
in the league does.
990
00:51:34,294 --> 00:51:36,922
He swings and misses.
991
00:51:37,005 --> 00:51:40,258
It looks like Vaughn's
carrying his left a little low.
992
00:51:40,342 --> 00:51:43,428
This could hurt him
in the later rounds.
993
00:51:43,553 --> 00:51:44,930
So, what do we do?
994
00:51:45,013 --> 00:51:47,182
Toss 'em, I guess.
995
00:51:47,307 --> 00:51:49,184
The whole team?
996
00:51:49,309 --> 00:51:50,185
Yeah.
997
00:51:51,895 --> 00:51:53,939
Alright,
you're outta here!
998
00:51:54,022 --> 00:51:55,482
All of ya!
999
00:51:57,943 --> 00:51:59,111
Well, it's not broken,
1000
00:51:59,236 --> 00:52:03,865
But you'll have to stay off it
for a couple days.
1001
00:52:03,949 --> 00:52:05,867
Lucky son of a gun.
1002
00:52:05,951 --> 00:52:07,411
At least you ain't
got to hang around
1003
00:52:07,703 --> 00:52:09,413
to play the second game,
right?
1004
00:52:13,959 --> 00:52:14,876
Hey, Willie.
1005
00:52:16,378 --> 00:52:17,254
Willie!
1006
00:52:19,673 --> 00:52:22,217
I can't believe
you said that.
1007
00:52:22,300 --> 00:52:25,429
Shit!
1008
00:52:25,721 --> 00:52:27,264
I talked to a boy
in the bleachers the other day,
1009
00:52:27,389 --> 00:52:29,141
who hails from downtown.
1010
00:52:29,300 --> 00:52:31,910
He told me the most grass
he has ever seen in his whole life
1011
00:52:32,036 --> 00:52:34,371
is the patch we play on
every day.
1012
00:52:34,455 --> 00:52:37,541
We're in the gall darn
Major Leagues, boys.
1013
00:52:37,666 --> 00:52:41,629
I don't know about any of you, but I've been waiting
my whole life to get here.
1014
00:52:41,713 --> 00:52:43,549
And I'll be damned
if I'm going to act
1015
00:52:43,633 --> 00:52:46,469
like my best pig died
just 'cause we ain't doin' so good.
1016
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:48,887
I love to play baseball,
1017
00:52:48,888 --> 00:52:52,800
and I'll bet somewhere along
the liney'all did, too.
1018
00:52:59,399 --> 00:53:01,985
I'm ready to play ball
if you need me.
1019
00:53:02,069 --> 00:53:03,737
My dad figured I wouldn't
amount to much
1020
00:53:03,779 --> 00:53:06,990
except... well, I never
came up with anything,
1021
00:53:07,074 --> 00:53:09,743
but I can play ball
a little,
1022
00:53:09,826 --> 00:53:10,994
and playing ball
is better
1023
00:53:11,078 --> 00:53:13,748
than what most people
do for a living.
1024
00:53:13,831 --> 00:53:15,917
Just put me in someplace.
1025
00:53:25,302 --> 00:53:26,345
Bottom of the 9th,
1026
00:53:26,428 --> 00:53:28,722
Cleveland down 1-0.
1027
00:53:28,806 --> 00:53:31,642
Nowbatting... number 11,
1028
00:53:31,767 --> 00:53:32,935
Rube Baker.
1029
00:53:33,018 --> 00:53:33,936
Baker at the plate.
1030
00:53:34,019 --> 00:53:35,521
He's 0 for...
1031
00:53:35,647 --> 00:53:37,732
I don't know.
Who cares?
1032
00:53:37,774 --> 00:53:39,651
The pitch...
1033
00:53:39,776 --> 00:53:43,948
Baker swings and sends
a real screamer toward short.
1034
00:53:44,031 --> 00:53:46,784
Rapp up with it,
fires to first,
1035
00:53:46,867 --> 00:53:50,621
and Baker beats it
with a head-first slide.
1036
00:53:50,746 --> 00:53:53,499
So the Indians
have a runner.
1037
00:53:53,625 --> 00:53:55,419
I think
I'll wet my pants.
1038
00:53:55,502 --> 00:53:57,629
Way to hustle,
Rube!
1039
00:53:57,754 --> 00:54:00,257
Let me run for him.
1040
00:54:00,340 --> 00:54:01,258
You sure?
1041
00:54:10,476 --> 00:54:13,771
And Taylor is going
to send in Hayes to run.
1042
00:54:13,814 --> 00:54:16,442
Thanks. Thanks, dude.
1043
00:54:16,525 --> 00:54:20,029
Went to see his movie,
but it was only out two hours.
1044
00:54:20,321 --> 00:54:22,990
I was told, however,
that it was in focus.
1045
00:54:23,073 --> 00:54:26,493
Hayes getting his lead.
1046
00:54:26,535 --> 00:54:28,579
Canatella checks him...
1047
00:54:32,709 --> 00:54:34,836
and Hayes is going.
1048
00:54:34,919 --> 00:54:37,464
Here's the throw.
He slides...
1049
00:54:37,589 --> 00:54:39,008
He's safe!
1050
00:54:39,091 --> 00:54:40,009
Yes!
1051
00:54:42,303 --> 00:54:43,679
Hayes steals second.
1052
00:54:43,804 --> 00:54:46,432
Glad to see he remembered
where it was.
1053
00:54:48,851 --> 00:54:51,020
Hayes out to a good lead
at second.
1054
00:54:53,106 --> 00:54:54,524
Canatella comes set.
1055
00:54:54,650 --> 00:54:57,361
Pick-off play-
Hayes takes off!.
1056
00:54:57,486 --> 00:54:58,654
He's going for third!
1057
00:55:00,697 --> 00:55:01,990
He's in there!
1058
00:55:05,535 --> 00:55:08,373
Hayes is beginning to look
like the player of old,
1059
00:55:08,457 --> 00:55:11,877
and the Indians have
something going here.
1060
00:55:11,961 --> 00:55:14,338
Canatella up
on the rubber again
1061
00:55:14,421 --> 00:55:16,882
as Hayes gets
a walking lead.
1062
00:55:16,966 --> 00:55:17,883
Canatella winds...
1063
00:55:17,967 --> 00:55:19,593
Hayes is going
to steal home!
1064
00:55:21,804 --> 00:55:22,721
He's safe!
1065
00:55:27,394 --> 00:55:31,731
So Hayes has stolen three in a row
to tie the game.
1066
00:55:31,856 --> 00:55:33,316
Mr. Larceny is back.
1067
00:55:44,578 --> 00:55:46,580
Nnn...
1068
00:55:55,757 --> 00:55:56,925
Jake,
1069
00:55:57,009 --> 00:55:58,427
Cerrano
wants to bat.
1070
00:56:03,307 --> 00:56:04,057
OK.
1071
00:56:04,310 --> 00:56:05,311
Get in there.
1072
00:56:11,358 --> 00:56:12,693
Go, Pedro!
1073
00:56:12,776 --> 00:56:13,694
Hey, Willie.
1074
00:56:18,616 --> 00:56:21,327
Nowbatting... number 13,
1075
00:56:21,452 --> 00:56:23,537
Pedro Cerrano.
1076
00:56:23,622 --> 00:56:25,582
Cerrano's going
to pinch-hit here,
1077
00:56:25,624 --> 00:56:28,084
and he's not taking
any practice swings.
1078
00:56:28,335 --> 00:56:29,794
He's either ready to hit,
1079
00:56:29,919 --> 00:56:32,297
or he's afraid he might
kill some gnats.
1080
00:56:32,380 --> 00:56:34,800
Hey, Pedro,
how you doing?
1081
00:56:34,884 --> 00:56:35,801
Shut up.
1082
00:56:39,472 --> 00:56:40,640
Canatella delivers.
1083
00:56:40,765 --> 00:56:41,974
Cerrano swings,
1084
00:56:42,059 --> 00:56:44,436
and it's a long drive
to deep left field,
1085
00:56:44,519 --> 00:56:45,437
way back.
1086
00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:46,647
Packer to the wall...
1087
00:56:46,772 --> 00:56:48,815
This ball is...
1088
00:56:48,941 --> 00:56:49,816
Gone!
1089
00:56:53,362 --> 00:56:55,697
And the Indians
finallywin one!
1090
00:57:06,293 --> 00:57:07,002
Oh, well.
1091
00:57:07,294 --> 00:57:08,253
It's only one win.
1092
00:57:08,337 --> 00:57:10,965
Even they
can't lose them all.
1093
00:57:11,090 --> 00:57:14,635
Listen, Meg,
I'm thinking of coming to L.A.
1094
00:57:14,718 --> 00:57:17,930
I don't know if Rick and I
are good for each other right now.
1095
00:57:18,013 --> 00:57:19,640
The team's
showing some life,
1096
00:57:19,724 --> 00:57:20,809
but his E.R.A's over 6,
1097
00:57:20,892 --> 00:57:23,520
and he can't get it
back on track.
1098
00:57:23,603 --> 00:57:25,814
It's depressing.
1099
00:57:25,897 --> 00:57:27,691
Serious with Vaughn?
1100
00:57:27,774 --> 00:57:29,067
He's a lot offun,
1101
00:57:29,359 --> 00:57:32,280
but I need someone
with a little more class.
1102
00:57:39,454 --> 00:57:41,290
My shrinkwas sick.
1103
00:57:42,916 --> 00:57:45,335
Meg, I'll call you back.
1104
00:57:57,932 --> 00:57:58,892
Hey.
1105
00:58:01,979 --> 00:58:04,023
You know, Ricky,
1106
00:58:04,106 --> 00:58:05,316
breaking up
with a girlfriend
1107
00:58:05,399 --> 00:58:07,610
can be a very
painful thing,
1108
00:58:07,693 --> 00:58:10,613
but it don't have to
keep you down for long.
1109
00:58:10,696 --> 00:58:14,575
Let me tell you something
from my own personal experience.
1110
00:58:14,701 --> 00:58:17,704
I- I never had a regular
girlfriend like you,
1111
00:58:17,829 --> 00:58:21,791
but I did get kicked
in the balls once by a mule.
1112
00:58:21,916 --> 00:58:25,795
Now, I thought I'd be hurting
for the rest of my life.
1113
00:58:27,715 --> 00:58:31,052
But you know what happened
the very next week?
1114
00:58:31,093 --> 00:58:32,720
What?
1115
00:58:32,845 --> 00:58:34,055
My mama died.
1116
00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:44,775
Hell, after that, I didn't care
no more about my balls hurtin'.
1117
00:58:48,487 --> 00:58:49,780
You see what
I'm getting at?
1118
00:59:05,130 --> 00:59:08,467
Alright.
Who led the Confederate forces
1119
00:59:08,592 --> 00:59:10,469
in the battle
of Gettysburg?
1120
00:59:12,305 --> 00:59:13,056
Wild Thing!
1121
00:59:15,141 --> 00:59:16,810
Can I talk to you
for a second?
1122
00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:22,691
Excuse me.
1123
00:59:25,945 --> 00:59:28,322
What are you doing here?
1124
00:59:28,406 --> 00:59:31,659
I was wondering if you wanted
to get a pizza.
1125
00:59:33,662 --> 00:59:37,874
I don't know.
Um, this is my last class.
1126
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:41,461
But... now?
1127
00:59:43,130 --> 00:59:44,715
I don't know, Nikki.
1128
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:47,676
Nothing I try
seems to work anymore.
1129
00:59:47,801 --> 00:59:50,387
Maybe you're working too hard
on yourself.
1130
00:59:50,513 --> 00:59:53,684
You used to go out
and just let it rip.
1131
00:59:53,767 --> 00:59:55,978
Here. Try and hit this.
1132
00:59:56,020 --> 00:59:58,522
You never used to worry
about your arm or your career.
1133
00:59:58,647 --> 01:00:01,650
You didn't even know
what a careerwas.
1134
01:00:01,775 --> 01:00:04,403
Now you're pitching
like it's a job.
1135
01:00:04,528 --> 01:00:07,281
I'm not sure
I can get back.
1136
01:00:07,365 --> 01:00:09,534
It seems like
so long ago.
1137
01:00:09,659 --> 01:00:11,870
The worst was when you brought
the kids out.
1138
01:00:11,953 --> 01:00:14,039
Aguilar lit me up
like a Christmas tree.
1139
01:00:14,122 --> 01:00:15,999
Don't worry about that.
1140
01:00:16,082 --> 01:00:19,294
That ball wouldn't have been out
of a lot of parks.
1141
01:00:19,377 --> 01:00:20,337
Name one.
1142
01:00:23,674 --> 01:00:24,550
Yellowstone?
1143
01:00:30,390 --> 01:00:31,308
Sorry.
1144
01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:34,436
Yellowstone.
1145
01:00:40,067 --> 01:00:41,735
Hey...
1146
01:00:41,818 --> 01:00:44,738
I know a guy
who's got a bike.
1147
01:00:44,822 --> 01:00:46,324
Whoo!
1148
01:01:02,841 --> 01:01:05,344
Aah!
1149
01:01:05,428 --> 01:01:06,680
Yeah!
1150
01:01:14,104 --> 01:01:16,481
I haven't been up here
in a long time.
1151
01:01:16,606 --> 01:01:18,775
I hope not.
This was our spot.
1152
01:01:49,018 --> 01:01:49,935
Buddha...
1153
01:01:50,019 --> 01:01:50,936
Jobu.
1154
01:01:51,020 --> 01:01:53,522
Jobu, Buddha.
1155
01:01:53,647 --> 01:01:55,733
I don't want no trouble
out of you two.
1156
01:01:59,487 --> 01:02:00,405
He's out!
1157
01:02:06,494 --> 01:02:07,829
He's out!
1158
01:02:07,912 --> 01:02:09,664
Nice catch!
Atta boy!
1159
01:02:12,917 --> 01:02:14,961
As general manager
of this team,
1160
01:02:15,045 --> 01:02:17,965
I demand to know
when I'm getting a start.
1161
01:02:18,050 --> 01:02:20,469
There's an old-timers' game
coming up soon.
1162
01:02:36,361 --> 01:02:37,612
Rackin' them up, baby!
1163
01:02:45,411 --> 01:02:46,664
- He's out!
- Yeah!
1164
01:02:51,877 --> 01:02:52,795
Yeah!
1165
01:02:56,049 --> 01:02:57,050
Mine! Mine!
1166
01:02:59,135 --> 01:03:00,053
Run it out!
1167
01:03:01,513 --> 01:03:03,390
I got it!
1168
01:03:03,515 --> 01:03:04,516
Second base!
1169
01:03:06,059 --> 01:03:06,935
Safe!
1170
01:03:14,026 --> 01:03:15,654
- Ohh...
- Ohh...
1171
01:03:17,739 --> 01:03:18,699
- Ohh...
- Ohh...
1172
01:03:20,117 --> 01:03:21,618
- Yay!
- Yay!
1173
01:03:21,743 --> 01:03:23,537
This can't be happening.
1174
01:03:23,578 --> 01:03:24,788
Not again.
1175
01:03:29,334 --> 01:03:30,085
Out!
1176
01:03:32,337 --> 01:03:33,088
He's out!
1177
01:03:44,727 --> 01:03:45,894
Pedro! Yes!
1178
01:03:48,564 --> 01:03:49,815
Ha ha!
1179
01:03:59,075 --> 01:03:59,951
Yippee.
1180
01:04:13,925 --> 01:04:14,801
Hi.
1181
01:04:18,055 --> 01:04:18,972
Hi.
1182
01:04:24,645 --> 01:04:26,855
I forgot
to give you this.
1183
01:04:30,943 --> 01:04:33,571
I don't expect you
to forgive me.
1184
01:04:33,655 --> 01:04:37,450
I was being silly,
trying to get a laugh out of a friend.
1185
01:04:37,533 --> 01:04:40,578
I understand why you reacted
the way you did.
1186
01:04:40,663 --> 01:04:43,999
I hope you don't think
I'm trying to get you back.
1187
01:04:44,083 --> 01:04:45,834
Then what is this about?
1188
01:04:47,962 --> 01:04:49,964
General Cereals is throwing
a big party tonight
1189
01:04:50,090 --> 01:04:51,716
at the Marriott Society Center.
1190
01:04:51,841 --> 01:04:52,967
They want you to come.
1191
01:04:53,093 --> 01:04:54,302
Really.
1192
01:04:54,386 --> 01:04:55,845
Mm-hmm.
1193
01:04:55,970 --> 01:04:57,972
So?
1194
01:04:58,098 --> 01:04:59,349
Can you make it?
1195
01:04:59,432 --> 01:05:01,434
Probably not.
1196
01:05:05,355 --> 01:05:06,523
I didn't think so.
1197
01:05:09,444 --> 01:05:11,905
After what I did
to you that day.
1198
01:05:14,366 --> 01:05:16,326
I messed up
a great thing.
1199
01:05:24,418 --> 01:05:25,335
Bye, Rick.
1200
01:05:33,428 --> 01:05:35,388
Tribe fans,
we're one out away
1201
01:05:35,430 --> 01:05:37,890
from our second consecutive
divisional title.
1202
01:05:38,016 --> 01:05:40,936
RickVaughn has gone
3 and 2 to Mel Koski.
1203
01:05:41,061 --> 01:05:42,646
Here's the pitch.
1204
01:05:42,730 --> 01:05:45,065
Ball 4,
and he walked him.
1205
01:05:45,150 --> 01:05:48,653
That'll bring up the tying run for
the Toronto BlueJays.
1206
01:05:48,737 --> 01:05:50,655
A little excitement
at the end-
1207
01:05:50,739 --> 01:05:52,907
I know I wouldn't have it
any otherway.
1208
01:05:52,991 --> 01:05:56,286
I'm sure you folks
feel the same.
1209
01:05:56,411 --> 01:05:57,329
Ha ha ha...
1210
01:05:57,412 --> 01:05:58,747
Oh, yes.
1211
01:05:58,872 --> 01:06:01,624
Time for the old Tribe
to come unglued.
1212
01:06:01,750 --> 01:06:03,418
Vile thing
1213
01:06:03,502 --> 01:06:05,796
Mr. Choke Thing
1214
01:06:05,921 --> 01:06:08,550
You make everything...
1215
01:06:08,633 --> 01:06:10,427
Embarrassing
1216
01:06:10,510 --> 01:06:13,430
You want to finish,
or should I bring in Dalton?
1217
01:06:13,513 --> 01:06:15,390
Hey, Vile Thing!
1218
01:06:15,474 --> 01:06:16,850
You were lucky last time!
1219
01:06:16,933 --> 01:06:19,561
Cerrano saved
your sorry butt!
1220
01:06:22,398 --> 01:06:23,399
No.
1221
01:06:23,524 --> 01:06:24,817
My arm's tired.
1222
01:06:27,070 --> 01:06:31,991
So Vaughn leaves,
and Taylorwill go to the bull pen.
1223
01:06:32,075 --> 01:06:34,827
I knew you'd wimp out,
Mild Thing!
1224
01:06:34,952 --> 01:06:36,580
You got no heart...
1225
01:06:36,664 --> 01:06:38,707
and forget genitalia!
1226
01:06:38,791 --> 01:06:40,834
You're a gelding, Vaughn!
1227
01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:42,796
They had you fixed!
1228
01:06:42,921 --> 01:06:44,839
Dalton's done
with his warm-ups,
1229
01:06:44,964 --> 01:06:46,716
and Pierce steps in.
1230
01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:49,302
Here's Dalton's
first offering,
1231
01:06:49,427 --> 01:06:51,096
and Pierce hits it a ton.
1232
01:06:51,137 --> 01:06:53,473
Oh, no!
1233
01:06:57,811 --> 01:06:59,688
Ha!
1234
01:06:59,814 --> 01:07:00,773
Damn!
1235
01:07:00,898 --> 01:07:01,941
Yeah!
1236
01:07:02,024 --> 01:07:03,401
Somebody caught it!
1237
01:07:03,484 --> 01:07:06,989
The Indians
win the division!
1238
01:07:07,114 --> 01:07:08,824
So what?
1239
01:07:08,907 --> 01:07:11,118
They'll blow it
in the playoffs.
1240
01:07:11,368 --> 01:07:12,536
Theywill. Theywill.
1241
01:07:12,661 --> 01:07:14,579
They'll blow it
in the playoffs.
1242
01:07:14,663 --> 01:07:16,289
Yaa!
1243
01:07:19,669 --> 01:07:22,046
Hey, I put in
a lot of time on this.
1244
01:07:23,631 --> 01:07:24,507
Hey, it's Vaughn!
1245
01:07:27,093 --> 01:07:29,012
Hey, what's up?
1246
01:07:29,095 --> 01:07:30,013
Good to see everybody.
1247
01:07:30,096 --> 01:07:31,097
How areya?
1248
01:07:31,347 --> 01:07:32,557
Whoa. Easy on the fives.
1249
01:07:32,682 --> 01:07:35,102
Got to protect
the pitching hand.
1250
01:07:35,352 --> 01:07:39,815
Well, it looks like
we're back in the playoffs.
1251
01:07:39,858 --> 01:07:41,568
I know what loyal
fans you are,
1252
01:07:41,693 --> 01:07:45,321
so I brought you
a box of balls.
1253
01:07:45,405 --> 01:07:46,698
I've signed each one,
1254
01:07:46,823 --> 01:07:50,744
but if you give them to Nikki,
I'll see everybody signs them.
1255
01:07:53,705 --> 01:07:54,873
Well, I got to run.
1256
01:07:54,999 --> 01:07:57,585
Nikki and I have a function
at the Marriott.
1257
01:07:57,710 --> 01:08:01,882
I'll see you at the ballpark.
Enjoy those.
1258
01:08:07,095 --> 01:08:09,014
What a puke-head.
1259
01:08:09,097 --> 01:08:11,016
He didn't even
have no cake.
1260
01:08:13,728 --> 01:08:15,730
Hey, Rick...
1261
01:08:15,855 --> 01:08:17,482
why don't you go
without me?
1262
01:08:17,565 --> 01:08:18,733
What? Come on.
1263
01:08:18,858 --> 01:08:20,485
These kids idolize you
1264
01:08:20,568 --> 01:08:22,487
because they're where
you used to be.
1265
01:08:22,570 --> 01:08:24,364
You're a hero to them.
1266
01:08:24,447 --> 01:08:27,492
It'd make their year if you hung out
for a while.
1267
01:08:27,575 --> 01:08:29,827
Unfortunately, you think some party's
more important.
1268
01:08:29,911 --> 01:08:33,499
I- I guess I can go back in
for a couple of minutes.
1269
01:08:33,583 --> 01:08:36,461
Don't insult
their intelligence.
1270
01:08:36,586 --> 01:08:37,754
They don't
want to hang out
1271
01:08:37,837 --> 01:08:41,049
with some jerk
I had to drag back in there.
1272
01:08:42,717 --> 01:08:44,594
Just leave.
1273
01:08:44,719 --> 01:08:45,637
Nikki-
1274
01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:46,638
Go.
1275
01:08:48,139 --> 01:08:49,057
OK.
1276
01:08:49,140 --> 01:08:50,308
Fine.
1277
01:08:55,773 --> 01:08:57,525
Hey, Rick?
1278
01:08:57,608 --> 01:08:59,778
This party-
1279
01:08:59,903 --> 01:09:01,363
did she invite you?
1280
01:09:01,446 --> 01:09:02,656
Yeah.
1281
01:09:02,781 --> 01:09:04,408
It's just
a business thing.
1282
01:09:06,493 --> 01:09:07,994
Goodbye, Rick.
1283
01:09:29,060 --> 01:09:31,813
It's a shame you have
to go in now.
1284
01:09:31,938 --> 01:09:33,106
It's a routine
bypass.
1285
01:09:33,356 --> 01:09:35,108
I tried to
put it off.
1286
01:09:35,358 --> 01:09:36,943
At least you can
watch the games.
1287
01:09:37,068 --> 01:09:38,111
Wrong.
1288
01:09:38,403 --> 01:09:41,156
Doctor said he'd put the TV
on Public Broadcasting
1289
01:09:41,364 --> 01:09:42,532
and lose
the channel changer.
1290
01:09:42,657 --> 01:09:44,909
He thinks baseball's
bad for my health.
1291
01:09:44,993 --> 01:09:46,536
I came up
with plan "B."
1292
01:09:46,662 --> 01:09:49,540
Got me a little transistor radio
with an earplug.
1293
01:09:55,087 --> 01:09:56,340
Bottom of the 9th,
1294
01:09:56,423 --> 01:09:59,009
game one, American League
Championship Series.
1295
01:09:59,092 --> 01:10:01,470
Hayes leads
away from third.
1296
01:10:01,553 --> 01:10:04,639
Bucekwith the sign
and now into the windup.
1297
01:10:04,765 --> 01:10:06,558
Hayes is coming!
1298
01:10:06,642 --> 01:10:09,020
Bakerwith
a suicide squeeze.
1299
01:10:09,145 --> 01:10:10,730
Bucek up with the ball.
1300
01:10:10,855 --> 01:10:13,066
Hayes doesn't touch
the plate!
1301
01:10:14,984 --> 01:10:16,861
Hayes finally scores!
1302
01:10:23,994 --> 01:10:24,870
Yeah!
1303
01:10:35,715 --> 01:10:36,883
Oh, my God!
1304
01:10:39,469 --> 01:10:40,762
Yeah! Whoo!
1305
01:10:46,602 --> 01:10:47,478
You ready?
1306
01:10:47,561 --> 01:10:48,479
Yeah.
1307
01:10:48,562 --> 01:10:49,480
You sure?
1308
01:10:49,563 --> 01:10:50,481
Yeah. Feel good.
1309
01:10:50,564 --> 01:10:51,774
OK, go get 'em.
1310
01:10:53,735 --> 01:10:56,071
Do you have
any queens?
1311
01:10:56,154 --> 01:10:58,365
Go fish.
1312
01:10:58,448 --> 01:11:00,909
You going to say
anything to them?
1313
01:11:01,034 --> 01:11:02,786
No. They look
nice and relaxed,
1314
01:11:02,912 --> 01:11:04,038
right where
they should be.
1315
01:11:04,163 --> 01:11:05,081
Yoo-hoo!
1316
01:11:07,083 --> 01:11:09,127
Hello, team.
1317
01:11:13,423 --> 01:11:14,132
I know.
1318
01:11:14,424 --> 01:11:15,925
You all hate me.
1319
01:11:16,009 --> 01:11:17,427
- Uh-huh.
- Uh-huh.
1320
01:11:17,552 --> 01:11:19,429
Given what's happened
in the past,
1321
01:11:19,512 --> 01:11:21,097
I can't say I blame you,
1322
01:11:21,390 --> 01:11:23,560
but I wanted to say
one thing
1323
01:11:23,685 --> 01:11:25,687
before you take the field.
1324
01:11:25,770 --> 01:11:27,605
Believe it or not,
1325
01:11:27,689 --> 01:11:31,609
I'm proud
of every one of you.
1326
01:11:31,735 --> 01:11:33,445
Willie...
1327
01:11:33,570 --> 01:11:34,946
the all-out effort
1328
01:11:35,030 --> 01:11:37,574
you've given recently
has been an inspiration
1329
01:11:37,615 --> 01:11:38,742
to us all
1330
01:11:38,826 --> 01:11:42,329
and proves that you've put
that 1-for-18 performance
1331
01:11:42,455 --> 01:11:44,582
in last year's A.L.C.S.
1332
01:11:44,707 --> 01:11:46,333
far behind you.
1333
01:11:46,459 --> 01:11:48,461
And Pedro...
1334
01:11:48,586 --> 01:11:49,920
Ha ha.
1335
01:11:50,004 --> 01:11:53,050
Bashing the ball
like the Cerrano of old.
1336
01:11:53,133 --> 01:11:56,303
No way you won't improve
on the. 138 you're hitting
1337
01:11:56,428 --> 01:11:59,306
against Chicago with runners
in scoring position.
1338
01:12:02,435 --> 01:12:04,395
And Vaughn...
1339
01:12:04,479 --> 01:12:07,482
Oh, you've had
a really tough year.
1340
01:12:07,565 --> 01:12:11,361
Even though your fast ball
isn't what it used to be,
1341
01:12:11,444 --> 01:12:14,781
there's no one the fans in Cleveland
would rather have
1342
01:12:14,864 --> 01:12:16,783
pitching
the most important game
1343
01:12:16,867 --> 01:12:20,080
in Indians history
than you.
1344
01:12:20,163 --> 01:12:22,082
The champagne is ready.
1345
01:12:22,165 --> 01:12:24,667
It's all in your hands.
1346
01:12:24,751 --> 01:12:28,922
Win tonight, and the loser label
is gone forever.
1347
01:12:29,005 --> 01:12:31,800
Go out there
and win it for Cleveland,
1348
01:12:31,841 --> 01:12:33,343
win it for your selves,
1349
01:12:33,468 --> 01:12:35,595
and win it for me.
1350
01:12:42,603 --> 01:12:45,398
That ought to shrink
their little sphincters.
1351
01:12:51,113 --> 01:12:51,947
Bottom of the 9th
1352
01:12:52,030 --> 01:12:53,407
here in the Windy City.
1353
01:12:53,491 --> 01:12:55,827
The Tribe clinging
to a 6-4 lead,
1354
01:12:55,993 --> 01:13:00,832
one out away from winning
the American League Championship Series.
1355
01:13:00,915 --> 01:13:03,000
Vaughn, trying
to close it out,
1356
01:13:03,084 --> 01:13:05,962
has taken Jack Parkman
to a full count
1357
01:13:06,045 --> 01:13:07,630
with two men on.
1358
01:13:07,714 --> 01:13:10,007
Bakerwith a sign.
1359
01:13:10,091 --> 01:13:12,677
Vaughn shakes him off.
1360
01:13:12,761 --> 01:13:14,096
He's afraid
of his fastball.
1361
01:13:14,388 --> 01:13:17,392
- He's screwed.
- We're screwed, Vaughn.
1362
01:13:20,186 --> 01:13:22,981
Vaughn's got the one
he wants now.
1363
01:13:23,064 --> 01:13:23,982
Pitch it!
1364
01:13:24,065 --> 01:13:25,859
And here's the pitch.
1365
01:13:25,942 --> 01:13:26,901
Parkman swings
1366
01:13:26,985 --> 01:13:29,988
and pulverizes one
to deep center field.
1367
01:13:30,071 --> 01:13:32,824
This ball has bye-bye
written all over it,
1368
01:13:32,908 --> 01:13:35,119
and the White Sox
win, 7-6.
1369
01:13:49,677 --> 01:13:51,137
Alright, Big Jack!
1370
01:13:56,809 --> 01:13:57,769
Strike!
1371
01:14:02,190 --> 01:14:03,107
Home!
1372
01:14:06,361 --> 01:14:07,111
Safe!
1373
01:14:08,822 --> 01:14:09,740
Strike 3!
1374
01:14:09,823 --> 01:14:10,741
Sayonara.
1375
01:14:18,750 --> 01:14:21,461
Don't let it get you down.
It was just one throw.
1376
01:14:21,586 --> 01:14:22,462
I know,
1377
01:14:22,587 --> 01:14:24,589
but it got me thinking.
1378
01:14:24,714 --> 01:14:27,467
Even Playboy's
not working anymore.
1379
01:14:27,593 --> 01:14:28,469
Don't worry.
1380
01:14:28,594 --> 01:14:30,471
We'll come up
with something.
1381
01:14:30,596 --> 01:14:33,474
Now, why don't you
grab yourself a shower?
1382
01:14:39,438 --> 01:14:40,314
Ahh.
1383
01:15:03,005 --> 01:15:04,632
Hey, Skip.
1384
01:15:04,758 --> 01:15:05,676
You got a minute?
1385
01:15:05,759 --> 01:15:06,927
Sure. Come on in.
1386
01:15:08,637 --> 01:15:09,513
What's up?
1387
01:15:11,473 --> 01:15:13,643
You know, Rick,
I may have to use you tomorrow
1388
01:15:13,727 --> 01:15:15,061
in the late innings.
1389
01:15:15,186 --> 01:15:17,647
Pitching staff's
pretty overworked.
1390
01:15:17,731 --> 01:15:18,898
Yeah. So?
1391
01:15:19,023 --> 01:15:20,066
I'll be ready.
1392
01:15:20,191 --> 01:15:21,776
Ready, huh?
1393
01:15:21,860 --> 01:15:25,488
Ready to run and hide
if the game's on the line?
1394
01:15:25,614 --> 01:15:27,658
I don't get it,Jake.
1395
01:15:27,742 --> 01:15:29,368
What's your problem?
1396
01:15:29,493 --> 01:15:30,703
You're the problem.
1397
01:15:30,828 --> 01:15:33,831
You used to be
this team's toughest guy.
1398
01:15:33,914 --> 01:15:35,541
Now you're trying
to prop yourself up
1399
01:15:35,666 --> 01:15:38,669
with the right woman
or shrink.
1400
01:15:38,794 --> 01:15:40,421
You want to be
a major league pitcher?
1401
01:15:40,504 --> 01:15:41,840
You have to find
something in yourself
1402
01:15:41,924 --> 01:15:43,718
that's yours
and nobody else's.
1403
01:15:43,843 --> 01:15:46,929
You had that once, Rick.
1404
01:15:47,013 --> 01:15:48,389
If were you,
1405
01:15:48,514 --> 01:15:50,850
I'd spend the rest of the night
trying to find it.
1406
01:15:50,892 --> 01:15:54,103
Without it, you're no good
to me or the team.
1407
01:16:02,529 --> 01:16:04,365
What an asshole.
1408
01:16:07,951 --> 01:16:09,871
What an amazing asshole.
1409
01:16:14,084 --> 01:16:16,586
I thought
he was my friend.
1410
01:16:18,505 --> 01:16:19,714
Why is everybody
so threatened
1411
01:16:19,799 --> 01:16:20,966
by me improving myself?
1412
01:16:34,814 --> 01:16:36,440
What an asshole.
1413
01:16:38,068 --> 01:16:39,946
Hey, you're looking good, Lou.
1414
01:16:40,071 --> 01:16:41,823
Forget about me.
I'm fine.
1415
01:16:41,948 --> 01:16:43,658
You gotta
talk to the team,Jake.
1416
01:16:43,783 --> 01:16:48,579
Give 'em hell. Let 'em know they're
too good to roll over and play dead.
1417
01:16:48,663 --> 01:16:54,127
Will do, Skip. And, hey,
we'll win this one for you.
1418
01:16:55,169 --> 01:16:57,380
Hey, Taylor!
1419
01:16:57,464 --> 01:16:59,133
Promise me one thing.
1420
01:16:59,383 --> 01:17:01,802
- Sure. What?
- When you talk to the team
1421
01:17:01,885 --> 01:17:03,804
don't give 'em
one of them corny
1422
01:17:03,887 --> 01:17:05,681
"Let's win one for Lou"
speeches.
1423
01:17:05,764 --> 01:17:07,434
I couldn't stand that.
1424
01:17:07,559 --> 01:17:10,895
Yeah. Promise.
1425
01:17:10,979 --> 01:17:13,148
Give 'em hell tonight,
Schoupie.
1426
01:17:13,440 --> 01:17:14,774
Look alive there, Pedro.
1427
01:17:14,816 --> 01:17:17,777
Rube, give this catalog a try.
1428
01:17:17,820 --> 01:17:19,447
I think you'll
like the writing.
1429
01:17:19,572 --> 01:17:22,158
Thanks.
1430
01:17:22,408 --> 01:17:23,868
"Frederick's
of Hollywood?"
1431
01:17:26,912 --> 01:17:29,457
Alright, everybody,
listen up.
1432
01:17:32,543 --> 01:17:36,339
I didn't want to have
to tell you this, but...
1433
01:17:36,424 --> 01:17:38,134
Lou's goin' under
the knife tomorrow.
1434
01:17:38,384 --> 01:17:40,344
Yeah.
1435
01:17:41,429 --> 01:17:43,389
He's not doin' so good.
1436
01:17:43,473 --> 01:17:47,018
Doctor told me
he might not make it at all.
1437
01:17:49,020 --> 01:17:52,482
As a matter of fact,
there's a good chance
1438
01:17:52,566 --> 01:17:56,862
that this game tonight might be
his last experience on this earth.
1439
01:17:59,031 --> 01:18:00,866
He had a hard time talking.
1440
01:18:00,991 --> 01:18:02,701
But he did say this...
1441
01:18:06,581 --> 01:18:09,542
win this one for me.
1442
01:18:09,667 --> 01:18:12,670
I might as well have
a little taste o fheaven now
1443
01:18:12,755 --> 01:18:14,840
just in case
I'm not headed there.
1444
01:18:21,180 --> 01:18:25,434
Hell! When a man's
lights are about to go out
1445
01:18:25,559 --> 01:18:28,938
the fat lady can't sing
if it's not over!
1446
01:18:35,780 --> 01:18:36,989
Come on!
1447
01:18:37,073 --> 01:18:38,783
Let's go.
1448
01:18:49,128 --> 01:18:51,422
You okay, Pedro?
1449
01:18:53,632 --> 01:18:54,925
That was beautiful, man.
1450
01:18:56,719 --> 01:19:00,806
It made me realize that there are
more important things than baseball.
1451
01:19:02,142 --> 01:19:05,770
I love you, man.
1452
01:19:12,695 --> 01:19:14,447
Oh, no.
1453
01:19:27,836 --> 01:19:29,379
How you doing, everybody?
1454
01:19:29,463 --> 01:19:32,467
Harry Doyle here welcoming all you
fanatic featherheads
1455
01:19:32,592 --> 01:19:34,761
to the American League
Championship Series,
1456
01:19:34,802 --> 01:19:37,722
where, tonight, the comeback kids
of the Cuyahoga
1457
01:19:37,805 --> 01:19:40,641
will begin their quest
to earn a World Series berth
1458
01:19:40,767 --> 01:19:43,853
for the first time
since 1954.
1459
01:19:43,978 --> 01:19:47,857
Out to spoil the fun are those
Pale Hosers from the Windy City,
1460
01:19:47,983 --> 01:19:50,986
who squeaked by the Tribe
a year ago in the playoffs
1461
01:19:51,111 --> 01:19:53,614
and lucked out again
in the World Series.
1462
01:19:53,697 --> 01:19:57,034
What else can you say
about these White Sox except...
1463
01:19:57,159 --> 01:20:00,789
at least
they're not from Canada.
1464
01:20:00,914 --> 01:20:04,167
After tonight, we'll be going to
the World Series.
1465
01:20:04,460 --> 01:20:06,837
Yeah, in Chicago.
1466
01:20:06,921 --> 01:20:09,757
Schoup ready
for the opening pitch now.
1467
01:20:09,840 --> 01:20:11,008
Winds and fires to Termini.
1468
01:20:11,133 --> 01:20:12,718
He swung and missed,
1469
01:20:12,843 --> 01:20:13,969
and we're underway.
1470
01:20:18,724 --> 01:20:19,642
Oh, no.
1471
01:20:26,608 --> 01:20:28,653
Baker threw the ball
to third.
1472
01:20:28,736 --> 01:20:31,739
I guess he felt Wilcox
didn't get enough infield practice.
1473
01:20:33,491 --> 01:20:34,575
Anyway...
1474
01:20:34,659 --> 01:20:37,537
Schoup ready again.
Winds and comes to Termini.
1475
01:20:37,620 --> 01:20:40,790
High, and the count
is even at 1 and 1.
1476
01:20:44,586 --> 01:20:48,382
Son, you throw that ball
down there again, with nobody on,
1477
01:20:48,465 --> 01:20:50,676
you're going to make me
very unhappy.
1478
01:20:54,596 --> 01:20:55,681
"The tulip lace bra
1479
01:20:55,723 --> 01:20:57,809
has ruffled underwired cups,
1480
01:20:57,892 --> 01:20:59,811
creating a curvier you,
1481
01:20:59,895 --> 01:21:02,398
for evening's bare neckline. "
1482
01:21:02,440 --> 01:21:03,399
Whoo!
1483
01:21:03,482 --> 01:21:04,817
Yeah!
1484
01:21:04,900 --> 01:21:08,863
So Baker finally gets one
back to the pitcher.
1485
01:21:08,946 --> 01:21:11,115
"Matching crocheted panties
are also available. "
1486
01:21:14,618 --> 01:21:15,703
Bottom of the 1st,
1487
01:21:15,786 --> 01:21:18,664
2 down, Dowling in scoring
position at second.
1488
01:21:18,749 --> 01:21:21,543
Bucek comes set,
fires to Cerrano.
1489
01:21:21,626 --> 01:21:23,086
Swung on and popped up,
1490
01:21:23,211 --> 01:21:25,005
and that'll do it.
1491
01:21:25,089 --> 01:21:27,967
Bottom of the 3rd,
still nothing-nothing.
1492
01:21:28,092 --> 01:21:31,721
Tanaka at the plate
as Baker leads away from second.
1493
01:21:31,763 --> 01:21:34,098
Bucek into the stretch,
delivers.
1494
01:21:34,223 --> 01:21:35,099
Tanaka swings
1495
01:21:35,224 --> 01:21:37,393
and lines a base hit
to left field.
1496
01:21:37,478 --> 01:21:40,856
Baker around third.
They're waving him home.
1497
01:21:40,939 --> 01:21:41,982
Get down!
1498
01:21:42,107 --> 01:21:42,983
Baker dives!
1499
01:21:43,108 --> 01:21:43,984
Oh, shoot.
1500
01:21:44,109 --> 01:21:45,819
He scores!
1501
01:21:45,944 --> 01:21:47,696
And the Indians lead
1502
01:21:47,780 --> 01:21:48,697
1to nothing.
1503
01:21:52,659 --> 01:21:53,577
Oh, shut up!
1504
01:21:53,660 --> 01:21:55,121
It's only one run.
1505
01:22:01,545 --> 01:22:02,463
Top of the 4th.
1506
01:22:02,546 --> 01:22:04,465
Parkman leads
away from first,
1507
01:22:04,548 --> 01:22:05,466
Beck from second.
1508
01:22:07,134 --> 01:22:09,762
Schoup comes to the stretch.
1509
01:22:09,845 --> 01:22:11,430
Delivers to Shaw.
1510
01:22:11,555 --> 01:22:14,016
There's a swing and a drive
to deep right field.
1511
01:22:14,142 --> 01:22:15,894
It's off the fence.
1512
01:22:15,977 --> 01:22:17,479
Cerrano up with it.
1513
01:22:17,562 --> 01:22:18,605
Beck scores.
1514
01:22:18,730 --> 01:22:20,524
Here comes Parkman
around third.
1515
01:22:20,649 --> 01:22:22,985
The relay from Miller.
1516
01:22:23,111 --> 01:22:25,655
They've got Parkman nailed.
1517
01:22:30,410 --> 01:22:32,078
The ball comes loose,
1518
01:22:32,161 --> 01:22:36,499
and the White Sox
take the lead, 2-1.
1519
01:22:36,625 --> 01:22:39,628
Welcome to
the big leagues, hayseed.
1520
01:22:39,753 --> 01:22:42,506
Don't stand on the tracks
when the train's coming through.
1521
01:22:49,012 --> 01:22:51,474
Bottom of the 4th.
Cerrano swings
1522
01:22:51,559 --> 01:22:54,478
and strikes out again.
1523
01:22:54,562 --> 01:22:55,604
That's a good pitch.
1524
01:22:55,688 --> 01:22:56,647
Top of the 5th,
1525
01:22:56,689 --> 01:22:58,441
Sox threatening again here.
1526
01:22:58,524 --> 01:22:59,442
Bases loaded,
1527
01:22:59,525 --> 01:23:02,153
2 outs, 3 and 2 on Dawson.
1528
01:23:02,194 --> 01:23:03,863
Schoup has to throw a strike.
1529
01:23:03,988 --> 01:23:07,158
The runners will be moving
on the pitch.
1530
01:23:07,408 --> 01:23:08,659
Here it is.
1531
01:23:08,743 --> 01:23:11,370
And Dawson drives one to deep center.
This is trouble.
1532
01:23:11,496 --> 01:23:13,498
Way back toward the wall.
1533
01:23:13,623 --> 01:23:14,791
Hayes racing.
1534
01:23:14,875 --> 01:23:16,418
Still going.
1535
01:23:16,543 --> 01:23:17,878
He's got it!
1536
01:23:18,003 --> 01:23:19,087
Not this time!
1537
01:23:22,550 --> 01:23:25,386
And the Indians
dodge a 3-run bullet.
1538
01:23:25,511 --> 01:23:27,513
What a catch by Hayes.
1539
01:23:27,597 --> 01:23:29,515
2 down, bottom of the 5th,
1540
01:23:29,600 --> 01:23:30,934
2 and 1 on Hayes,
1541
01:23:31,059 --> 01:23:32,978
trying to pick up
Miller from third.
1542
01:23:33,061 --> 01:23:35,022
Hey, Black Hammer,
1543
01:23:35,147 --> 01:23:36,815
read some of your reviews.
1544
01:23:36,899 --> 01:23:40,736
One guy said Willie Mays Hayes
couldn't play dead.
1545
01:23:40,778 --> 01:23:42,738
Bucek, the big Chicago
left-hander,
1546
01:23:42,780 --> 01:23:44,114
winds, fires...
1547
01:23:44,239 --> 01:23:47,117
High. Ball 3 to Hayes.
1548
01:23:49,413 --> 01:23:51,957
He also said
the stunts were a joke.
1549
01:23:52,083 --> 01:23:53,417
You do your own stunts,
1550
01:23:53,501 --> 01:23:55,503
orwere you afraid
of getting hurt?
1551
01:23:55,586 --> 01:23:57,797
If get
the chance to score,
1552
01:23:57,922 --> 01:23:59,673
we'll see who's afraid.
1553
01:24:02,051 --> 01:24:03,552
I don't intend to slide.
1554
01:24:03,636 --> 01:24:04,804
You don't?
1555
01:24:04,929 --> 01:24:06,847
You better, little man.
1556
01:24:06,932 --> 01:24:07,849
Just 'cause your movie bombed
1557
01:24:07,933 --> 01:24:09,851
doesn't mean you have
to commit suicide.
1558
01:24:09,935 --> 01:24:13,021
Hayes waits for
the 3-0 delivery.
1559
01:24:13,105 --> 01:24:14,106
Low. Ball 4.
1560
01:24:14,231 --> 01:24:15,857
I'll be home soon,
honey.
1561
01:24:15,941 --> 01:24:17,735
I'll be waiting,
sweetheart.
1562
01:24:17,777 --> 01:24:20,988
So Bucekwalks Hayes,
putting runners at the corners
1563
01:24:21,114 --> 01:24:22,740
as Baker comes
to the plate
1564
01:24:22,824 --> 01:24:25,159
with the Indians
still trailing 2-1.
1565
01:24:25,452 --> 01:24:28,914
Some little sheep back home probably
misses ya, huh, Rube?
1566
01:24:29,039 --> 01:24:30,499
The runners
take their leads.
1567
01:24:30,624 --> 01:24:33,794
Bucek checks,
comes to the plate,
1568
01:24:33,919 --> 01:24:36,422
Baker swings
and lines a drive
1569
01:24:36,505 --> 01:24:37,548
to the left field corner.
1570
01:24:37,631 --> 01:24:38,966
It's off the wall.
1571
01:24:39,049 --> 01:24:41,844
Belmonti up with it.
Miller scores.
1572
01:24:41,927 --> 01:24:43,679
Hayes flying around third.
1573
01:24:43,805 --> 01:24:45,140
Here comes the throw.
1574
01:24:45,223 --> 01:24:47,435
Come on! Aah!
1575
01:24:47,518 --> 01:24:49,812
Sucker!
1576
01:24:53,232 --> 01:24:55,609
Hayes scores!
1577
01:24:55,651 --> 01:24:57,987
And the Indians
lead 3-2.
1578
01:25:02,492 --> 01:25:04,578
I told you
I wasn't gonna slide.
1579
01:25:04,661 --> 01:25:06,455
You got a long way
to go, Peckerhead.
1580
01:25:06,538 --> 01:25:09,458
That's Mr. Peckerhead
to you, pal. Ah!
1581
01:25:09,541 --> 01:25:10,459
Yeah, baby.
1582
01:25:13,795 --> 01:25:17,467
Aha! Now we're starting
to roll, boys!
1583
01:25:17,550 --> 01:25:18,509
Are you alright?
1584
01:25:18,593 --> 01:25:22,180
Oh, yeah.
I love this British stuff.
1585
01:25:22,431 --> 01:25:25,601
General Spenser-Ewell was a patient
of your Uncle Richard's.
1586
01:25:25,684 --> 01:25:27,603
Arthur and I dined...
1587
01:25:27,686 --> 01:25:29,897
T op of the 7th,
3-2 I ndians.
1588
01:25:30,022 --> 01:25:31,899
The White Sox have runners
at the corners.
1589
01:25:32,024 --> 01:25:34,777
Schoup is 2 and 1
to Parkman.
1590
01:25:34,860 --> 01:25:36,862
Parkman doing
his little shimmy.
1591
01:25:36,987 --> 01:25:39,615
It makes the women
here in Cleveland puke.
1592
01:25:39,699 --> 01:25:40,825
One more, Schoup!
1593
01:25:42,869 --> 01:25:43,996
Schoup delivers...
1594
01:25:44,121 --> 01:25:46,749
Parkman swings
and hammers a long drive
1595
01:25:46,874 --> 01:25:48,209
to deep left center field.
1596
01:25:48,417 --> 01:25:51,879
Back goes Hayes.
It's gone.
1597
01:25:52,004 --> 01:25:53,172
Damn.
1598
01:25:56,008 --> 01:25:58,803
Yes! Yes!
Parkman, you stud!
1599
01:25:58,887 --> 01:26:02,891
Parkman puts the Sox
back on top, 5-3.
1600
01:26:09,022 --> 01:26:10,690
You scumbag bum!
Sit down!
1601
01:26:13,528 --> 01:26:16,489
See? I told ya.
1602
01:26:16,572 --> 01:26:19,659
Bring out the tarp.
Cover the field.
1603
01:26:19,743 --> 01:26:21,620
I can't watch this anymore.
1604
01:26:21,745 --> 01:26:23,622
It's over.
1605
01:26:23,747 --> 01:26:26,583
Turn the lights out.
Bring in the bulldozers.
1606
01:26:26,708 --> 01:26:29,586
Turn this place
into a parking lot.
1607
01:26:32,798 --> 01:26:34,591
That his
elderlymother...
1608
01:26:34,716 --> 01:26:36,802
This is tragic stuff.
1609
01:26:36,928 --> 01:26:38,763
Bottom of the 8th, 2 down,
1610
01:26:38,847 --> 01:26:39,806
Campbell at first.
1611
01:26:39,889 --> 01:26:41,600
The Indians trailing by 2,
1612
01:26:41,725 --> 01:26:45,104
down to their last
four outs.
1613
01:26:45,187 --> 01:26:47,440
Taylor's got to get
something done here,
1614
01:26:47,565 --> 01:26:51,026
or he'll have the bottom
of the order in the 9th.
1615
01:26:58,869 --> 01:26:59,786
Dorn.
1616
01:27:01,997 --> 01:27:03,039
Yeah?
1617
01:27:03,123 --> 01:27:05,000
Didn't this guy used
to pitch you inside?
1618
01:27:05,125 --> 01:27:06,001
Yeah.
1619
01:27:06,126 --> 01:27:08,420
Get a bat
and step into one.
1620
01:27:08,503 --> 01:27:09,464
What?
1621
01:27:09,505 --> 01:27:11,466
Let him hit you
with the ball.
1622
01:27:11,591 --> 01:27:13,384
Are you crazy?
1623
01:27:13,469 --> 01:27:15,095
It's the only way
you'll get to play.
1624
01:27:15,220 --> 01:27:17,139
Roger, take one for the team.
1625
01:27:22,603 --> 01:27:23,479
It's not my bat.
1626
01:27:23,604 --> 01:27:24,480
Get in there.
1627
01:27:24,605 --> 01:27:27,024
- Let's go, Roger.
- Atta boy.
1628
01:27:27,149 --> 01:27:30,527
And Taylor is sending up...
Roger Dorn?
1629
01:27:30,611 --> 01:27:32,946
Dorn is 0 for the century
against this guy,
1630
01:27:33,031 --> 01:27:35,533
but has several
foul tips.
1631
01:27:37,869 --> 01:27:41,540
So Dorn inches in
and gets ready to face Bucek.
1632
01:27:43,667 --> 01:27:45,169
Here's the pitch.
1633
01:27:45,461 --> 01:27:46,545
Oh, God!
1634
01:27:46,670 --> 01:27:49,090
Oh! And Dorn is hit
right in the back.
1635
01:27:49,173 --> 01:27:52,093
And the Indians
catch a break.
1636
01:27:52,177 --> 01:27:54,096
They'll have runners
at first and second
1637
01:27:54,179 --> 01:27:56,681
with Dorn representing
the tying run.
1638
01:27:56,807 --> 01:27:58,141
Pinch runner.
1639
01:27:58,225 --> 01:27:59,559
No!
1640
01:28:01,895 --> 01:28:02,854
You alright?
1641
01:28:02,938 --> 01:28:04,773
God, that hurts.
1642
01:28:04,856 --> 01:28:07,485
Markley, get in there
and run for Dorn.
1643
01:28:10,030 --> 01:28:10,948
Uh-uh.
1644
01:28:17,121 --> 01:28:18,705
Dorn!
1645
01:28:18,831 --> 01:28:20,958
So Dorn gets his first
hit of the season,
1646
01:28:21,041 --> 01:28:23,836
although it doesn't look
like he's ready to leave.
1647
01:28:23,919 --> 01:28:25,129
Dorn!
1648
01:28:25,212 --> 01:28:27,172
Taylor may have to
call the cops out.
1649
01:28:27,214 --> 01:28:28,841
Dorn!
1650
01:28:28,967 --> 01:28:30,468
Ohh.
1651
01:28:34,931 --> 01:28:36,725
Nice game.
1652
01:28:36,809 --> 01:28:39,019
Well, Dorn finally leaves
after putting on
1653
01:28:39,103 --> 01:28:41,564
a very impressive
exhibition of stretching.
1654
01:28:41,730 --> 01:28:43,983
And that brings up
the potential go-ahead run
1655
01:28:44,066 --> 01:28:46,652
in the person
of Pedro Cerrano.
1656
01:28:46,736 --> 01:28:50,449
Pedro's left a small village
on the base paths tonight.
1657
01:28:50,532 --> 01:28:52,826
Parkman, my friend,
how you doing?
1658
01:28:52,909 --> 01:28:55,537
Look at the scoreboard, buddha.
I'm doing fine.
1659
01:28:57,539 --> 01:29:00,917
Pedro! Pedro!
1660
01:29:02,586 --> 01:29:04,755
Bucek's set at the belt.
1661
01:29:04,881 --> 01:29:06,007
Delivers...
1662
01:29:06,091 --> 01:29:07,676
swung on and missed.
1663
01:29:07,759 --> 01:29:08,677
Ooh.
1664
01:29:08,760 --> 01:29:10,679
And Cerrano
is down a strike.
1665
01:29:12,556 --> 01:29:14,141
This guy is not
messing around.
1666
01:29:14,266 --> 01:29:16,602
He's going
right after Pedro.
1667
01:29:16,685 --> 01:29:18,896
From the stretch.
He's ready.
1668
01:29:20,564 --> 01:29:21,732
Fires...
1669
01:29:21,815 --> 01:29:22,900
Strike.
1670
01:29:22,983 --> 01:29:24,568
That had some quickness.
1671
01:29:24,694 --> 01:29:26,446
So, two straight heaters,
1672
01:29:26,529 --> 01:29:29,115
and Cerrano is down
to his last strike.
1673
01:29:32,035 --> 01:29:34,955
Ohh...
1674
01:29:39,585 --> 01:29:41,420
Oh, you guys.
1675
01:29:41,504 --> 01:29:43,464
Cerrano back in the box.
1676
01:29:43,590 --> 01:29:45,759
That last pitch, man...
1677
01:29:45,842 --> 01:29:47,219
that was beautiful.
1678
01:29:53,850 --> 01:29:56,937
Bucek has his sign
and comes set,
1679
01:29:57,020 --> 01:29:59,022
here's the pitch
to Cerrano.
1680
01:29:59,147 --> 01:30:01,651
He swings and drives
one into deep left center.
1681
01:30:01,777 --> 01:30:03,445
Way back! Going...
1682
01:30:03,529 --> 01:30:04,571
going...
1683
01:30:04,655 --> 01:30:06,490
gone!
1684
01:30:06,573 --> 01:30:08,408
To the upper deck!
1685
01:30:08,492 --> 01:30:09,910
Yes!
1686
01:30:09,993 --> 01:30:11,620
Not as beautiful as that, though.
1687
01:30:11,745 --> 01:30:12,746
Heh heh heh.
1688
01:30:17,459 --> 01:30:18,627
Way to go, Pedro!
1689
01:30:18,752 --> 01:30:21,171
Big knock, baby.
Big knock!
1690
01:30:21,464 --> 01:30:25,176
And the Indians lead 6-5!
1691
01:30:34,728 --> 01:30:37,022
Look at that
scoreboard now...
1692
01:30:37,148 --> 01:30:38,023
grasshopper.
1693
01:30:41,778 --> 01:30:44,197
Oh, my God.
1694
01:30:50,704 --> 01:30:51,663
What a shot!
1695
01:30:51,788 --> 01:30:52,956
Three more outs,
we go to the series.
1696
01:30:53,039 --> 01:30:56,543
So what?
They'll blow it in the 9th.
1697
01:30:56,668 --> 01:30:57,544
Hey! Ow!
1698
01:31:00,924 --> 01:31:01,967
We're in the 9th.
1699
01:31:02,050 --> 01:31:04,428
2 down, 2 and 1 to Termini.
1700
01:31:04,511 --> 01:31:06,513
Once again the Indians
one out away
1701
01:31:06,638 --> 01:31:08,974
from the American League Championship.
1702
01:31:09,057 --> 01:31:10,392
Here's the pitch.
1703
01:31:10,517 --> 01:31:11,894
Ball 3.
1704
01:31:11,977 --> 01:31:14,855
And Schoup is now
only one pitch away
1705
01:31:14,897 --> 01:31:16,857
from putting
the go-ahead run on.
1706
01:31:16,900 --> 01:31:18,526
You gotta love
this kind of excitement,
1707
01:31:18,651 --> 01:31:20,695
don't you, Monte?
1708
01:31:20,779 --> 01:31:24,741
You took the words
right out of my mouth.
1709
01:31:24,783 --> 01:31:26,743
Here's the pitch...
1710
01:31:26,785 --> 01:31:29,872
Ball 4!
And the Sox have two aboard
1711
01:31:29,955 --> 01:31:30,998
with Beck coming up,
1712
01:31:31,081 --> 01:31:33,000
who already has a 2-run
double tonight.
1713
01:31:33,083 --> 01:31:33,918
Come on.
1714
01:31:34,961 --> 01:31:36,463
- Time.
- Time!
1715
01:31:39,508 --> 01:31:42,552
You ain't got
nobody left, Taylor!
1716
01:31:42,636 --> 01:31:44,596
You're old
Mother Hubbard...
1717
01:31:44,679 --> 01:31:46,932
and onlyVaughn's
in the cupboard!
1718
01:31:47,015 --> 01:31:48,725
Good job.
1719
01:31:48,809 --> 01:31:49,726
Thanks.
1720
01:31:49,810 --> 01:31:50,852
Outstanding game,
Schoupie.
1721
01:31:50,936 --> 01:31:52,896
You fought them
all the way.
1722
01:31:52,938 --> 01:31:55,148
Can't believe I walked
that Punch-and-Judy hitter.
1723
01:31:55,274 --> 01:31:57,444
We'll get them for you.
1724
01:31:57,569 --> 01:31:58,445
Give me Vaughn.
1725
01:32:00,572 --> 01:32:01,740
You mean Rick Vaughn?
1726
01:32:01,824 --> 01:32:03,784
Yeah.
1727
01:32:03,826 --> 01:32:05,619
He's pitching to Beck,
not Parkman.
1728
01:32:05,744 --> 01:32:08,038
He wants the righty!
1729
01:32:08,122 --> 01:32:10,124
The Vile Thing!
1730
01:32:10,249 --> 01:32:13,877
The Grab-Your-Throat
And-Choke Thing!
1731
01:32:13,962 --> 01:32:15,588
Stuffit, lard-mouth.
1732
01:32:15,672 --> 01:32:17,132
Oh, my God!
1733
01:32:17,257 --> 01:32:18,133
Oh, my God!
1734
01:32:23,972 --> 01:32:25,599
Oh, my God.
It's him.
1735
01:32:25,724 --> 01:32:26,642
Crank it,Jerry.
1736
01:32:41,741 --> 01:32:43,201
Oh, no.
1737
01:32:43,493 --> 01:32:45,829
Not that damn song again!
1738
01:32:49,625 --> 01:32:51,961
The bad seed is back!
1739
01:32:52,044 --> 01:32:55,090
It's Wild Thing!
1740
01:32:55,174 --> 01:32:59,553
Aah!
1741
01:32:59,678 --> 01:33:01,138
Wild Thing
1742
01:33:03,515 --> 01:33:05,434
You make
my heart sing
1743
01:33:07,936 --> 01:33:09,897
You make everything
1744
01:33:10,023 --> 01:33:10,940
Groovy
1745
01:33:12,609 --> 01:33:14,903
Come on, wild thing
1746
01:33:14,986 --> 01:33:15,904
Hey, hey!
1747
01:33:15,987 --> 01:33:17,197
Yeah!
1748
01:33:22,703 --> 01:33:24,914
Nice look.
Welcome back, Vaughn.
1749
01:33:25,039 --> 01:33:26,457
Good to be back.
1750
01:33:26,540 --> 01:33:30,503
OK. Now, Beck likes them
on the outer half,
1751
01:33:30,587 --> 01:33:31,546
so jam him.
1752
01:33:31,588 --> 01:33:33,673
I want Parkman.
1753
01:33:33,757 --> 01:33:35,842
Parkman's not up.
Beck's the hitter.
1754
01:33:35,926 --> 01:33:36,843
I'll walk him.
1755
01:33:36,927 --> 01:33:39,471
And load the bases
for Parkman?
1756
01:33:39,554 --> 01:33:41,890
I want Parkman.
1757
01:33:46,521 --> 01:33:47,814
Wild thing
1758
01:33:50,441 --> 01:33:51,235
You make
my heart sing
1759
01:33:51,485 --> 01:33:54,196
Alright.
Go get him, Rick.
1760
01:33:54,488 --> 01:33:56,657
You make everything
1761
01:33:56,740 --> 01:33:57,783
Groovy...
1762
01:33:57,908 --> 01:33:59,535
Hey, when the tough
get going,
1763
01:33:59,618 --> 01:34:00,744
the going get tough.
1764
01:34:19,097 --> 01:34:20,933
OK, Ricky, baby!
1765
01:34:21,058 --> 01:34:23,435
Time for
some serious cheese!
1766
01:34:23,520 --> 01:34:24,938
The Roquefort Rocket!
1767
01:34:25,063 --> 01:34:26,815
The Brie Bullet!
1768
01:34:26,940 --> 01:34:28,775
The Parmesan Pellet!
1769
01:34:37,951 --> 01:34:39,703
So, in a surprise move,
1770
01:34:39,870 --> 01:34:42,539
Vaughn is on to pitch here.
1771
01:34:42,874 --> 01:34:43,916
Ball 1!
1772
01:34:44,125 --> 01:34:45,334
They're going to walk Beck
to get to Parkman.
1773
01:34:46,294 --> 01:34:48,964
Obviously,
Taylor's thinking-
1774
01:34:49,089 --> 01:34:51,758
I don't know what the hell
he's thinking.
1775
01:34:55,471 --> 01:34:56,638
New haircut...
1776
01:34:56,889 --> 01:34:57,806
same dead arm.
1777
01:35:00,977 --> 01:35:02,644
And there's ball 4,
1778
01:35:02,645 --> 01:35:04,230
and Beck trots to first.
1779
01:35:06,191 --> 01:35:08,151
So they're loaded
forJack Parkman
1780
01:35:08,276 --> 01:35:11,237
who's hitting just over
.900 against Vaughn.
1781
01:35:11,404 --> 01:35:13,948
Parkman homered
the last time he faced him.
1782
01:35:14,073 --> 01:35:15,116
Nowbatting,
1783
01:35:15,450 --> 01:35:17,118
number 15,
1784
01:35:17,661 --> 01:35:20,122
Jack Parkman.
1785
01:35:37,641 --> 01:35:39,768
You wanted him,
you got him.
1786
01:35:39,852 --> 01:35:41,562
OK, Rick.
Let's get nasty.
1787
01:35:43,231 --> 01:35:45,983
Vaughn looking
for the sign...
1788
01:35:46,109 --> 01:35:47,152
and he's got it.
1789
01:35:52,032 --> 01:35:54,451
Swung on and missed!
Strike 1!
1790
01:35:54,535 --> 01:35:56,453
He had something
on that baby!
1791
01:35:56,538 --> 01:35:57,539
Whoo.
1792
01:35:59,207 --> 01:36:01,000
Boy's pumped up.
1793
01:36:01,084 --> 01:36:03,503
Looks like
I'll have to get serious.
1794
01:36:03,586 --> 01:36:06,214
Vaughn back
on the slab.
1795
01:36:11,845 --> 01:36:14,723
Baker gives him
the sign.
1796
01:36:14,849 --> 01:36:18,018
Vaughn ready,
and here it comes.
1797
01:36:18,103 --> 01:36:20,856
Swung on and foul
to the screen.
1798
01:36:20,939 --> 01:36:23,733
Parkman wasn't fooled
on that one.
1799
01:36:23,859 --> 01:36:25,777
Oh, he just missed it.
1800
01:36:25,861 --> 01:36:27,487
I got your timing now.
1801
01:36:27,571 --> 01:36:29,906
But I'll bet you don't have
enough hair on your ass
1802
01:36:29,990 --> 01:36:31,575
to throw me another one.
1803
01:36:31,700 --> 01:36:33,535
Here it comes, Parkman.
1804
01:36:33,618 --> 01:36:36,496
Old number one,
The Terminator.
1805
01:36:36,581 --> 01:36:39,584
You get a piece of it,
you can rename it.
1806
01:36:48,093 --> 01:36:49,428
Blow this chump away.
1807
01:36:49,553 --> 01:36:53,974
Staywith the smoke.
Just go after him.
1808
01:36:54,100 --> 01:36:56,728
Mr. Parkman,
you're a great ball player,
1809
01:36:56,769 --> 01:36:57,979
and I'd just like to say
1810
01:36:58,104 --> 01:36:59,731
you're standing
on the tracks,
1811
01:36:59,814 --> 01:37:01,816
and the train's
coming through, butthead.
1812
01:37:05,653 --> 01:37:08,448
Bring it here, Ricky!
1813
01:37:08,615 --> 01:37:10,992
So Vaughn is 0-2
to Parkman.
1814
01:37:33,309 --> 01:37:34,477
Swung on and missed!
1815
01:37:34,602 --> 01:37:35,812
Yeah!
1816
01:37:35,937 --> 01:37:38,606
And the Indians win it!
It's all over!
1817
01:37:38,731 --> 01:37:40,149
The Indians win it!
1818
01:37:42,277 --> 01:37:43,153
Whoo!
1819
01:37:59,504 --> 01:38:01,798
I gotta get
out of this business!
1820
01:38:01,881 --> 01:38:03,007
Oh!
1821
01:38:03,132 --> 01:38:04,217
That-a-boy, Rick!
1822
01:38:04,509 --> 01:38:05,635
I knew you could do it!
1823
01:38:05,760 --> 01:38:08,847
Mr. Brown, calm down!
1824
01:38:08,973 --> 01:38:10,225
I love this shit!
1825
01:38:10,517 --> 01:38:12,185
I may move to England!
1826
01:38:14,479 --> 01:38:15,814
I told you we'd win!
1827
01:38:15,856 --> 01:38:18,483
I told you in spring training
we'd win!
1828
01:38:18,608 --> 01:38:19,651
Yay!
1829
01:38:19,734 --> 01:38:21,111
Indians!
1830
01:38:21,194 --> 01:38:22,946
- Oh!
- Oh!
1831
01:38:23,029 --> 01:38:24,197
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
1832
01:38:24,489 --> 01:38:26,491
We're going
to the World Series now!
1833
01:38:26,617 --> 01:38:28,161
We're going
to the World Series!
1834
01:38:28,244 --> 01:38:31,831
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
1835
01:38:31,914 --> 01:38:32,957
Yeah!
1836
01:38:33,040 --> 01:38:34,208
Whoo! Whoo!
1837
01:38:34,500 --> 01:38:35,835
Yeah!
1838
01:38:38,213 --> 01:38:39,131
Unh!
1839
01:38:39,214 --> 01:38:42,176
There is no God.
1840
01:38:42,259 --> 01:38:42,509
Yeah!
1841
01:38:44,637 --> 01:38:46,931
We did it!
1842
01:38:47,056 --> 01:38:48,224
Hey, what's up?
Hey, baby.
1843
01:38:48,516 --> 01:38:49,225
Yeah!
1844
01:38:49,517 --> 01:38:50,226
Alright!
1845
01:38:50,518 --> 01:38:52,228
Thank you.
1846
01:38:52,520 --> 01:38:54,731
You were so wonderful
out there, Rick.
1847
01:38:54,856 --> 01:38:57,525
The General Cereals
reps are here.
1848
01:38:57,609 --> 01:38:59,611
Great game, Rick.
We'd like to offer you-
1849
01:38:59,736 --> 01:39:01,654
I'm sorry, fellas.
You got the wrong guy.
1850
01:39:01,738 --> 01:39:03,865
I'm sure you make
a great cereal,
1851
01:39:03,991 --> 01:39:05,534
but I like my hair
the way it is.
1852
01:39:05,659 --> 01:39:07,579
I don't eat breakfast
anyway.
1853
01:39:07,662 --> 01:39:09,080
Rick, what are you saying?
1854
01:39:10,832 --> 01:39:12,584
You're a great gal,
Flannery,
1855
01:39:12,667 --> 01:39:14,127
much too good for me.
1856
01:39:14,252 --> 01:39:15,587
Take a hike.
1857
01:39:28,935 --> 01:39:30,561
Nikki, hold it.
1858
01:39:30,686 --> 01:39:34,023
Nikki, I know I was a jerk
the other night,
1859
01:39:34,106 --> 01:39:36,026
but I want to
make it up to you.
1860
01:39:36,109 --> 01:39:38,237
Don't let him sweet-talk you,
Miss R.
1861
01:39:38,487 --> 01:39:41,156
I got World Series tickets
for the kids,
1862
01:39:41,282 --> 01:39:43,034
dugout boxes.
1863
01:39:43,117 --> 01:39:45,453
Take him back.
I forgive him.
1864
01:39:45,578 --> 01:39:46,746
Thank you.
1865
01:39:46,830 --> 01:39:49,791
These guys will really be happy
with the tickets.
1866
01:39:51,960 --> 01:39:53,127
Congratulations.
1867
01:39:53,253 --> 01:39:54,879
Wait. Nikki.
1868
01:39:54,963 --> 01:39:56,923
I want you to come out with me
and celebrate.
1869
01:39:57,006 --> 01:39:58,633
For an hour,
1870
01:39:58,758 --> 01:39:59,759
a year.
1871
01:39:59,844 --> 01:40:02,137
Whatever.
Just come out with me.
1872
01:40:06,601 --> 01:40:08,603
Alright.
1873
01:40:08,728 --> 01:40:10,647
What do you say
we start with an hour?
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