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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: {217}{273}There's a sustainable atmosphere. {277}{351}Temperature's 78�F,|barometric pressure is normal. {355}{405}No obvious signs of civilisation. {409}{473}P4X-884 looks like|an untouched paradise, sir. {477}{525}Appearances may be deceiving. {529}{642}- One man's ceiling is another man's floor.|- A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell. {646}{695}Never run with scissors? {699}{792}- Were you trying to make a point, Major?|- Yes, sir. {806}{856}We should perform a recon mission. {860}{968}Mineral and biological survey - to see if|884 is a viable site for a research colony. {972}{1090}- Very well. You have a go.|- Mmm! Mineral survey. My favourite! {1094}{1147}- Colonel.|- I know, General. {1151}{1239}It's all fun and games|until someone breaks a nail. {1548}{1603}Au revoir, mon general. {1630}{1781}- I am unfamiliar with that term, O'Neill.|- Au revoir. It's French. It means ciao. {1785}{1886}Ciao means adios.|Auf Wiedersehen. Sayonara. {1890}{1943}Which all, loosely translated, mean... {2169}{2198}..goodbye? {2202}{2251}Stand down. {2328}{2382}What happened? {2409}{2496}- What happened?|- That's what I just asked you. {2574}{2639}Will someone please explain? {2643}{2773}General, we just left. We went through|the gate and we came back... here. {2787}{2860}Major, you've been gone over 1 5 hours. {4624}{4680}Blood work is normal. {4684}{4742}So far, you check out fine. {4776}{4830}What about the lost time? {4834}{4892}Could we have been|drugged with something? {4896}{5036}There's no new marks on your skin to|indicate injections or any kind of struggle. {5040}{5105}What's the last thing you remember? {5109}{5160}We were walking up the ramp. {5164}{5220}O'Neill was explaining|the meaning of ciao. {5224}{5297}We stepped through,|we stepped back through. {5301}{5373}That's... what happened|as far as we're concerned. {5377}{5451}When you didn't come back,|we sent a second MALP. {5455}{5537}All it showed was the same image|of the alien planet we saw before. {5541}{5620}There was no sign of you|and no response to our radio call. {5627}{5687}That's why there were two MALPs|in the gate room. {5694}{5777}Both came back just before you.|We assumed you sent them. {5781}{5834}It wasn't us, sir. {6006}{6074}This is the Mark Il MALP's transmission. {6252}{6331}- That's what we saw, Major.|- Yes, sir. Same as the first. {6335}{6371}Except where is it? {6375}{6501}If this is the second MALP, we should see|the first MALP near the Stargate. {6517}{6611}Isn't that thing supposed to...|probe a little? {6615}{6712}Well, then there'd be tracks, sir,|and there are none in this image. {6716}{6805}Watch what happens when you run|the playback frame by frame. {6919}{6967}There. {7001}{7066}- (Jackson) Hello.|- What is it? {7070}{7143}I'm not sure. Their technology|is advanced beyond ours. {7152}{7256}- Then the previous image was faked?|- There's no other explanation, sir. {7263}{7359}The images portraying this planet|seem to have been manufactured... {7363}{7451}- ..and then broadcast back to us.|- (Hammond) Why? {7455}{7538}Possibly with the intended purpose|of luring us into this room. {7545}{7599}See? I knew it was too good to be true. {7606}{7667}Wow! This coffee's great. {7684}{7736}I was just thinking that. {7757}{7846}- Yeah, is that cinnamon?|- It's, uh... it's chicory. {7850}{7901}Mmm, chicory. {8062}{8110}Teal'c? {8195}{8223}Ah! {8234}{8298}- Isn't that hot?|- Extremely. {8439}{8515}Just... stay on the base. {8568}{8660}We're going to need to keep an eye|on you for the time being. {8664}{8735}- I feel fine.|- As do l, Daniel Jackson. {8747}{8847}For someone who just drank|half a gallon of steaming hot coffee! {8875}{8925}Right. {10599}{10649}- Hungry?|- Yeah. {10653}{10706}Try the pie. {10839}{10914}So I'm running a full diagnostic on that... {10936}{10984}- Wow!|- Oh, yeah. {10994}{11097}- This is the best pie I've ever had.|- Well, what's so different about it? {11109}{11196}- Same old pie.|- It is most satisfying. {11253}{11323}- Why do they taste so good?|- I don't know. {11396}{11491}All I do know is...|I don't even like yoghurt. {11522}{11580}(Tannoy) SG-1, report to med lab 3. {11766}{11838}Wait. Sorry... Sorry. {11946}{12059}(Dr Fraiser) The scans have a percentage|of error. It looks like an errant pixel. {12063}{12123}But it's in the same place|on each of the scans. {12127}{12169}Yeah. Thank you. {12173}{12240}So I had to run|a comparative analysis to be sure. {12244}{12344}It's in the exact same spot|in each of your brains but... {12348}{12422}..you're talking about something|smaller than a pinhead. {12426}{12474}Barely large enough to show on an X-ray. {12478}{12586}Right. Which is why I also needed|to run an electron resonance scan, and... {12666}{12770}This is, uh,|magnified several thousand times, sir. {12956}{13020}That thing's in all of us? {13023}{13081}I'm afraid so. {13326}{13378}Can these devices be removed? {13382}{13461}Not without causing|irreparable brain damage, sir. {13465}{13512}What's the downside? {13516}{13624}How they were implanted without|any injury to the cortex is beyond me. {13630}{13761}- What threat do they pose?|- All desserts on base are in grave danger. {13767}{13908}An electromagnetic field is being emitted.|But I'm not sure what that means. {13912}{14016}All we've noticed are some cravings|and an increased acuity in our senses. {14022}{14071}Especially taste and smell. {14106}{14217}Until we find out the true purpose|of these objects, I'm quarantining you... {14221}{14292}..with a 24-hour guard. {14641}{14686}(man) Boring! {14732}{14798}- Who said that?|- It wasn't me. {14845}{14909}What d'you say we all go do somethin'? {15041}{15074}Teal'c? {15078}{15130}- Did you hear that?|- I did. {15208}{15257}- Who's there?|- OK! {15261}{15358}I'll make it so that you can all see me,|but only because you asked. {15477}{15544}- You all can see me, right?|- Apparently. {15548}{15638}Oh, good, I'm so glad.|Hello, hello, hello. (chuckles) {15642}{15711}- Now you all say it.|- (all) Hello, Urgo. {15715}{15818}(laughs) You're all much better-looking|on the outside than on the inside. {15822}{15910}On the inside, it's so complicated.|Oooh, please! {16007}{16051}Airman! {16055}{16113}Could you come here? {16174}{16251}Do you see an intruder|in this room anywhere? {16454}{16502}No, sir. {16572}{16628}Right. Dismissed. {16632}{16690}(chuckles) {16728}{16790}- All right. What are you?|- Urgo. {16794}{16871}Which might explain why|we all just said "Hello, Urgo." {16875}{16951}- No, you are not dreaming.|- You read our thoughts? {16955}{17049}Don't panic. Just the thoughts|you're having at the moment. {17053}{17153}Of course.|You're... actually in our heads, aren't you? {17157}{17237}You are so smart, Samantha.|I love that about you! {17241}{17278}Carter? {17282}{17354}The technology|implanted in our brains, sir. {17358}{17461}We're looking at a visual communication|interface: controlled hallucination. {17469}{17506}So... {17510}{17549}I... {17553}{17636}- Uh... What?|- He gets confused! {17651}{17712}By the way, who is Mary Steenburgen? {17716}{17816}This is incredible. I mean,|the devices must be linked somehow. {17820}{17926}Dr Fraiser said they're emitting|a small EM field - Iike radio frequencies. {17930}{18021}The devices in our brain are|some sort of wireless computer network? {18027}{18147}Yeah, an incredibly sophisticated one,|able to work over significant distances. {18151}{18259}We were all drawn to the commissary|when Colonel O'Neill was eating dessert. {18266}{18319}- He can make us do stuff?|- No, never. {18323}{18377}In spite of what you're thinking, never. {18381}{18452}But you can make suggestions,|can't you? {18457}{18552}- And enhance our sensory perception.|- Like making things taste better. {18556}{18632}- Well, didn't it?|- Well, why not? {18636}{18728}I mean, he's tapped into our brains.|He's making us all see and hear him. {18732}{18812}Boring! By the way,|who decorated this room? {18823}{18872}It is so plain! {18876}{18961}Don't tell me your whole planet's|like this. Not the whole planet! {18965}{19061}Hey, couldn't we go someplace else -|that's not here? {19065}{19113}Someplace, y'know... {19146}{19187}..that's not here? {19191}{19240}Um... Kree! {19244}{19328}Anywhere. (whispers) Boring. {19469}{19547}OK. So what does he look like? {19557}{19625}A famous tenor. {19629}{19667}What's this? {19671}{19763}And you're seeing the exact same thing|at the exact same time? {19767}{19792}Yep. {19804}{19869}- What is this?|- It's a defibrillator. {19875}{19953}Ahhh, interesting. Thank you. {19957}{20039}Is it... defibrillating... now? {20044}{20137}He, um...|it seems to crave new experiences. {20168}{20272}The paddles administer a shock to people|whose hearts are beating irregularly. {20276}{20389}Ah! And then they feel better?|Does it feel good? Does it hurt? {20393}{20462}- Woo! It hurts!|- I would think so. {20467}{20524}- Let's try it.|- No, I don't think so. {20528}{20605}Why not?|It's not gonna kill you, is it? Or is it? {20664}{20698}It talks to you? {20703}{20809}It's experiencing things through us,|using our senses to collect information. {20814}{20861}Try the paddles. {20867}{20972}So do you experience any...|physi...cal sensations? {21087}{21113}Hey! {21117}{21191}- Teal'c!|- Will you loosen up? {21196}{21250}Hey... I'm loose. {21305}{21399}He doesn't have total control over us.|Just the power of suggestion. {21406}{21503}He can also enhance our enjoyment|of experiences in order to motivate us. {21507}{21531}Really? {21535}{21630}- He's unresponsive to direct questioning.|- No. No, that's not true. {21634}{21723}I'm picking your brains.|You can pick mine. I'll tell you anything. {21727}{21778}Ask me. Ask me anything. What? What? {21783}{21911}- How do we remove you from our brains?|- Oh... (blows raspberry) Except that! {21915}{21974}- Duh!|- You said anything. {21978}{22056}Why do you wanna remove me|from your brains? I'm in your brains. {22060}{22121}I know you like me. You can't fool me. {22127}{22191}No, Urgo. We don't like you. {22194}{22282}- Oh, admit it, tough guy. A smidgen?|- No smidgen. {22291}{22355}I wouldn't blame you.|I have endearing qualities. {22359}{22435}- He will not cooperate, O'Neill.|- Why, you...! {22439}{22524}Years from now,|when you think of me, you'll say... {22528}{22622}.."How did I ever get along without|that wonderful constant companion?" {22626}{22649}Woof. {22653}{22701}- Years from now?|- Woof? {22705}{22827}There is no way to remove me|from your brains. Forget about it. {22839}{22907}What are you doing there|in the first place? {22911}{22972}Well... (chuckles) She got it. You got it. {22976}{23049}I'm here to learn.|I'm here to experience your world. {23054}{23182}So we've been tagged - Iike we do with|wild animals when we wanna study them. {23190}{23277}- We are not wild animals.|- Speak for yourself, big fella. {23281}{23427}Hang on a second. The race who created|you and put these things in our brains. {23431}{23506}They're gonna want the information|you're collecting. {23510}{23575}- I suppose.|- So how do they get it? {23601}{23685}- You don't wanna know.|- Let's say I do. {23709}{23764}You will never have to find out. {23768}{23852}Aren't you programmed?|I mean, how can you defy your creators? {23856}{23984}Because they're evil, scary evil, and we|don't want anything to do with them. {24030}{24091}If we contact whoever created|the technology... {24097}{24154}That would be bad. Very bad. {24196}{24253}- Why should we listen to you?|- OK. {24257}{24391}I know you only like me a little bit, but I|like you a lot and I do not want you to die. {24400}{24490}- Die?|- Yes, as in dead. They're gonna kill ya. {24494}{24563}They open your brains|with a giant can-opener,... {24567}{24656}..and then they scoop me out|with a big scoopy thing. {24660}{24718}That's how it works. {24722}{24795}It's death... or me. {24800}{24859}Me or death. You have to decide. {24873}{24932}Me... or death. {25153}{25204}Well? {25208}{25256}We're thinking. {25270}{25342}(Urgo) Me me me me me-me me me-me {25347}{25420}Me, me, me me me {25424}{25469}Me me me me me-me-me {25473}{25541}Me-me me-me me me me me-me me {25545}{25605}(singing continues) {25706}{25779}- Will you stop it?|- Jeez! {25995}{26043}Please. {26176}{26253}So this technology|is living vicariously through you. {26260}{26321}I say we risk it all|and go back to the planet. {26325}{26416}What if he's telling the truth|about his creators? {26420}{26499}- There's no way to get him out of us here.|- No. No way. {26510}{26588}- No.|- See? (chuckles) She knows. {26616}{26702}Maybe there's another way.|I haven't studied the technology,... {26706}{26791}- ..but I can figure out how to turn him off.|- Turn me off? {26801}{26879}- Please.|- Don't waste your time. It's impossible! {26923}{27005}Hey! I got an idea.|Why don't we play hide-and-seek? {27016}{27076}You hide and I'll, you know... {27092}{27175}I'm not gonna cheat.|You know, cos I have... But I'm not... {27179}{27244}One, two, three... {27248}{27333}- Whatever you need, Major. Dismissed.|- Thank you. {27337}{27414}..six, seven, eight,... {27431}{27479}..nine, ten. {27875}{27968}I don't have time to play, Urgo.|I don't care if I'm "it". {27972}{28010}I have work to do! {28014}{28083}No, I am not hungry.|Go eat pie with Colonel O'Neill. {28087}{28171}- I'm very busy right now.|- Major. {28175}{28241}- Hi. I was just talking to Urgo, sir.|- I see. {28245}{28324}- Oh, I wish you did.|- Urgo, Major Carter would like... {28328}{28400}Uh, Janet, he's... over here. {28404}{28482}Well then, Urgo,|Major Carter would like to be left alone. {28486}{28570}Janet, um,|as much as I appreciate it, please... {28574}{28661}- Urgo, that is rude!|- What did he say? {28665}{28745}Uh... if you'll excuse me,|I have work to do. {28832}{28935}Doctor, are we entirely sure that the|members of SG-1 are... What's the word? {28939}{28982}- Sane?|- That's the one. {28986}{29065}Yes, sir. Everything we hear or see|is processed in the brain. {29069}{29156}Urgo is creating an image of himself|that they're responding to. {29160}{29222}If you say so. {29298}{29363}Way off. Not even close. {29367}{29425}Not a chance. Forget about it. {29429}{29493}- Carter.|- I believe I have a solution, sir. {29497}{29537}Please! {29541}{29660}The electromagnetic field indicates|these devices are based on electronics. {29667}{29767}- So smart and yet... so wrong.|- I don't think so. {29771}{29827}- An EM pulse should do it, sir.|- Ahhh! {29831}{29869}- Ow!|- Oh! Ooh. {29875}{29927}- Urgo, that's hot!|- I didn't mean to. {29931}{29986}Yes, you did. Now stop it. {30000}{30093}Urgo's been trying to distract me|since I started thinking about it,... {30097}{30147}..so I'm probably on the right track. {30151}{30215}I hope I didn't hurt you. I'm really sorry. {30218}{30273}- I'll live.|- She forgives me. {30277}{30370}A strong EM pulse can knock out|most electronic-based technologies. {30374}{30466}It would be harmless to us|but it should render Urgo impotent. {30470}{30545}Could you, uh... rephrase that? Uh... {30565}{30663}- Do it.|- (Urgo) Oh, please. Please don't do this. {30667}{30801}Hey, listen. I didn't mean to scald you.|I-l like you. I really, really do. {30807}{30872}Uh, please. It was an accident. {30947}{31045}This room is shielded, so it won't affect|any of the base's technology. {31049}{31143}Don't do this, please.|What can I do to make you like me? {31194}{31268}- You sure this won't hurt us?|- No. It's gonna hurt me. {31281}{31330}- We won't even feel it.|- But I will. {31334}{31434}I throw myself at your mercy.|Please, have mercy! (nervous laugh) {31459}{31508}Ooh, I know. I can be smaller. {31583}{31642}- How's this?|- Ready? {31673}{31755}I'm here. Look how teeny-weeny I am! {31760}{31850}How could anything this teeny-weeny|hurt anybody? {31874}{31939}Wait! I can be dull. Want me to be dull? {31945}{32054}What a nice grey. Want some white bread|with mayonnaise? Wanna watch golf? {32058}{32164}- Will you flip that switch?|- No. Oh. How about this? {32188}{32246}Can you resist this? {32423}{32496}Oh, don't do that. Oh, sacrebleu! {32500}{32611}I'm melting. I'm melting!|What a world! What a world... {32632}{32696}Pulse hasn't gone off yet. It's on a timer. {32700}{32773}Oh. How much time do l... {33075}{33137}- That's it?|- Yep. {33156}{33211}- I feel no differently.|- Listen. {33215}{33259}What? {33263}{33322}Exactly. {33336}{33405}Way to go, Sam. {33469}{33521}We'll see. {33641}{33752}The devices are still present, but the EM|field that was emitted by them is gone. {33756}{33798}Everything else checks out. {33802}{33885}Request permission for SG-1|to go back to work... sir. {33964}{34052}- Give it a week.|- A week? {34317}{34389}Well... everything looks normal. {34426}{34508}- How are you feeling?|- Great. I just wanna get back to work. {34512}{34588}Next weekend,|Cassandra and I are going to the lake... {34592}{34657}..and we're going to rent a rowboat.|Like to come? {34661}{34721}- Yeah, I'd love to.|- Great. {34725}{34793}- Can you send Daniel up next?|- Yeah. OK. {34852}{34931}Row, row, row your boat|Gently down the stream {34935}{34991}Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily|Life is... {34999}{35068}(O'Neill) ..merrily, merrily|Life is but a dream {35072}{35128}And row, row, row your boat... {35132}{35219}(Jackson) Row, row, row your boat|Gently down the stream {35223}{35276}Merrily, merrily, merrily... {35280}{35396}(Teal'c) Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily|Life is but a dream {35400}{35462}(all continue singing the round) {35534}{35645}I was not singing.|I'd know if I was singing. {35707}{35760}I don't even know the words to... {35764}{35831}..merrily|Life is but a dream {35835}{35922}Row, row, row your boat|Gently down the stream {35926}{36002}OK. If you call that singing. {36226}{36271}Urgo. {36275}{36332}I couldn't help myself! {36409}{36433}No! {36440}{36529}- I was so sure it would work.|- Oh, it did. Don't feel bad. {36533}{36641}It did work for a while. Everything went|away. It was very sad. Very, very sad. {36645}{36745}And then all of a sudden I was back|in your brains where I belong. {36749}{36820}The system must have|some sort of reset. I'm sorry. {36824}{36953}I'm sorry too, because as long as that|device is capable of influencing you,... {36957}{37048}- ..you're relieved of active duty.|- General, is that necessary? {37052}{37130}Whether you admit it or not,|you've been compromised. {37134}{37229}The fact is, an alien entity|has control over you - however limited. {37243}{37349}- We don't know what it's capable of.|- He can't make us do anything, sir. {37355}{37455}Then why did I treat your arm for a burn?|Didn't you say Urgo was responsible? {37459}{37503}- I didn't mean to.|- He didn't mean to. {37507}{37559}It was not his intention. {37622}{37690}I trust I've made my point. {37694}{37759}Come on, Urgo. Be a mensch.|How do we get rid of ya? {37764}{37846}I have no idea. I really... I just don't know. {37876}{37973}- He really may not know, sir.|- How could he not know? {37988}{38036}- He's just the program.|- Program? {38040}{38116}Your software doesn't know|how your computer works. {38120}{38216}Hey! My software doesn't make me sing|"Row, Row, Row Your Boat". {38222}{38292}Don't fight. I'm here.|What's the difference how? {38297}{38365}I'm not gonna make another noise.|Not a peep. Nothing. {38369}{38486}I'm gonna be quiet, like a little|tiny mouse - not a peep. Watch. {38516}{38631}I got an idea! Why don't we play a game -|some sort of a wonderful game? {38640}{38695}Something with a dictionary. It's fun. {38699}{38854}You know, you get a word and...|you write what you think the word is. {38862}{38975}It's a lot of laughs - and educational.|It's really nice. I think you'll like it. {39106}{39174}Chevron seven encoded and locked. {39464}{39544}- What's that?|- Actually, it's our version of you. {39548}{39622}But not as suave and sophisticated,|n'est-ce pas? {39626}{39704}It's equipped with sensors,|video camera, microphone. {39710}{39803}- We use it to explore, like you do...|- Carter. {39807}{39889}Sorry. I don't know why|I was telling him that. {39896}{39940}Hello! {40125}{40218}Oh! How beautiful!|Can we go there? {40240}{40349}It's an illusion. Your creators do this|in order to lure people into their trap. {40353}{40424}See, I told you they were mean.|That's mean! {40449}{40511}The MALP is on-line, General. {40515}{40563}This is General Hammond of Earth. {40578}{40707}We know the images being transmitted|to us are false. We request a dialogue. {40715}{40760}Please respond. {40764}{40815}(whispers) Why is he doing that? {40819}{40878}We want to communicate|with your creators. {40883}{40936}No. Bad. No. {40940}{41052}It's our last alternative before we|resort to actually going back there. {41056}{41171}You were just thinking of Maui,|with the big beaches and the little bikinis. {41175}{41293}That's where we should go, cos it's nice|and warm there - instead of being here. {41355}{41411}(male voice) Who dares challenge Togar? {41415}{41474}(whispers) That voice. That's him! {41535}{41583}Dr Jackson? {41706}{41805}This is Dr Daniel Jackson.|We don't mean to challenge you. {41809}{41859}We've found your devices in our brains. {41863}{41936}We'd like you to remove them. Him. {41941}{41979}Him? {41987}{42071}- Urgo.|- How do you know this name? {42099}{42153}He told us. {42157}{42229}- He interacts with us.|- He's driving us crazy! {42355}{42408}That is an error. {42423}{42533}Return the subjects.|Urgo will be removed. {42678}{42770}- You heard the man.|- Sir, we could be risking our lives. {42817}{42937}OK. Let's ask the question:|do we wanna give up SG-1 ... {42941}{43052}..and walk around the rest of our lives|with him yappin' away in our heads? {43056}{43108}(whispers) Yes. Say yes. {43112}{43245}Or... do we try and find a way to get rid|of him so we can get on with our lives? {43260}{43366}- No. Say no.|- Sorry... Urgo. {43424}{43474}That's good enough. Teal'c? {43478}{43548}If we are to remain|in the service of this world,... {43597}{43658}..Urgo must be removed. {43662}{43710}Sam. Sammy. {43728}{43802}You like me.|I remind you of your Uncle lrving. {43806}{43855}Bubeleh! {43859}{43913}(pop!) Remember? {43917}{43966}Yeah, I guess you do a little. {44012}{44060}Carter. {44093}{44133}Sorry. Sorry... {44137}{44214}- I guess I say we... we go.|- Then it's settled. {44544}{44611}What do you suppose Togar|really meant by "an error"? {44615}{44695}He meant Urgo wasn't supposed|to be interacting with us. {44699}{44821}Oh, please. Please don't go.|He's gonna kill you. He really will. {44826}{44925}He's nasty.|It'll be a painful and awful death. {44949}{44996}Honest. {45000}{45057}OK. OK, fine. {45073}{45167}He's gonna kill me. You heard him! {45171}{45284}Oh, you people, for cryin' out loud!|Don't you have any feelings? {45349}{45445}- Do you?|- Carter! Why do you humour him? {45449}{45500}He's programmed for self-preservation. {45504}{45587}Sir, that voice, Togar,|said that this was an error. {45591}{45678}We're probably not even supposed|to know he's here. {45682}{45736}You aren't supposed to interact with us. {45740}{45835}Well, um... Actually, when I first, uh... {45857}{45931}..and we got to be f... Technically? {45935}{45958}No. {45964}{46075}- Can you describe how you're feeling?|- Me? Nervous. Agitated. {46098}{46139}A little hungry. {46145}{46220}- Afraid?|- Oh, sure. OK. {46245}{46326}- Of what?|- Oh, going away, like last time. {46330}{46414}Not experiencing.|Not being here with you. {46419}{46517}- Of death?|- Ooh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, sure. Big time. {46521}{46653}He's gonna kill me, and that's why...|that death thing keeps poppin' up. {46709}{46750}- Sir...|- Carter. {46756}{46822}- Wait a minute, Jack.|- Daniel. {46826}{46879}What constitutes a sentient life form? {46890}{47003}- Self-awareness. Consciousness.|- I'm me. No doubt about that. {47007}{47088}- What else?|- The ability to think independently. {47092}{47170}I'm independent.|I just, you know... Iike company. {47174}{47232}- Fear of death?|- I got that, too! {47293}{47363}You're not gonna convince me it's alive.|Look! {47367}{47415}Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! {47420}{47510}He's not really here.|He's here. In our heads. {47514}{47572}Many life forms|require other life forms to live. {47576}{47657}Then you are a parasite. Like the Goa'uld. {47661}{47723}(mocks Teal'c) A parasite.|Like the Goa-ooh. {47783}{47889}Or a Tok'ra. Just being parasitical by|nature doesn't make you inherently bad. {47893}{47955}- It's a machine.|- That hurts. {47959}{48017}Sir, he's artificial intelligence but... {48021}{48099}..just because somebody made him|doesn't mean he isn't alive. {48105}{48180}- Listen to her!|- So what are you saying? {48198}{48263}I'm saying that we should consider it. {48267}{48408}Maybe this error wasn't an error, but|a kind of higher technological evolution. {48412}{48476}The birth of a whole new life form. {48484}{48557}- I can't believe this, but I agree with Sam.|- What? {48561}{48620}- Well, sir, it's just...|- No! Hammond said it. {48624}{48679}We've been compromised. {48683}{48751}We explain the situation to this Togar guy. {48755}{48811}He can deal with Hugo|once he's out of our heads. {48815}{48883}- Urgo.|- Urgo. {49106}{49154}Let's go. {49200}{49248}Oh...! {49284}{49332}I'm doomed. {49761}{49819}I hate it when that happens. {49904}{49982}Ooh, this is bad! This is very bad. {50023}{50071}Very bad. {50218}{50316}Do not move,|or I will render you unconscious! {50336}{50400}If necessary. {50403}{50451}You're Togar? {50537}{50592}Yes. Togar! {50619}{50699}As handsome as he is evil. {50933}{51012}- There is no reason to fear us.|- I fear you not. {51038}{51093}(whistles) {51243}{51374}Ooh, he's a madman. He's an evil,|terrible madman. Run for your lives. {51380}{51493}- I hear you. Be silent.|- Wait. You hear him? {51509}{51583}Yes. Hear and see. {51595}{51655}Then you should be able|to see that he's afraid. {51662}{51729}Relocate. Hm? {51798}{51880}Togar, I'd like to point out|that when I called you madman,... {51884}{51957}..l meant it in the nicest possible way. {52036}{52070}Come. {52074}{52116}Come forward. {52120}{52168}Come forth. {52268}{52316}Stay. {52514}{52562}Watch. {52884}{52957}Urgo... is this. {53037}{53107}The specimen is unharmed. {53170}{53231}As you will be. {53268}{53361}- What about Urgo?|- It will be destroyed. {53365}{53458}See? Oh, what'd I tell you?|Oh, please! Don't let him do this to me. {53462}{53516}Teal'c? Help. {53520}{53553}Kree! Jump him. {53557}{53633}Give him a double Jaffa-Jaffa kick. Go on! {53666}{53742}- Your technology is very advanced.|- Yes. {53746}{53805}They're too scared to experience things... {53809}{53858}Enough! {53862}{53931}We're grateful that you will|take Urgo out of our minds. {53935}{54013}The point is,|we think Urgo may actually be alive. {54025}{54083}- He is an error.|- Maybe he is. {54087}{54184}- Another word for it might be miracle.|- That is ridiculous. {54188}{54273}Well, what you call an error|has somehow resulted in life. {54277}{54396}He's self-aware, he thinks independently,|he's afraid of his own death. {54405}{54478}By any definition, he's acting alive. {54520}{54634}All we're saying is that maybe there's|a way of doing this without... killing him. {54657}{54738}- There is not!|- OK. Had to ask. {54742}{54794}I don't understand. Why not? {54798}{54929}The unit must be in a life form.|It cannot exist on its own. {54941}{54997}There has to be some way. You created it. {55001}{55099}- You'd be killing something you gave life.|- Dad... {55188}{55312}That's a terrible idea.|I'd rather die a painful and horrible death. {55344}{55399}It was just a thought. {55403}{55501}I wanna live. I wanna experience|the universe and I wanna eat pie. {55510}{55604}- Who doesn't?|- Enough babbling. Explain. {55643}{55753}I was just thinking that maybe...|you'd wanna put Urgo in you. {55757}{55853}No! I wouldn't do that. I'd rather|be in that... with the eyes and... No! {55857}{55949}The purpose of the technology|is to observe and explore. {55953}{56005}But the technology is different now. {56012}{56130}We don't know you, but I get the distinct|feeling that Urgo is everything you're not. {56134}{56168}You can say that again. {56172}{56246}But I think that he's everything|you wish you were. {56265}{56323}Outgoing, adventuresome... {56328}{56365}Annoying. {56369}{56421}(Jackson) It would be a chance to change. {56425}{56533}To maybe... experience some of the|things that you're afraid to do yourself. {56537}{56582}No! Not afraid. {56589}{56696}Why do you not explore worlds|through the Stargate yourself? {56905}{57021}It could help me learn|how the error occurred. {57046}{57114}- Then you'll do it?|- I could try. {57118}{57247}Count me out. I don't wanna do it. He's|mean and boring and... and... and... mean. {57251}{57312}We're giving you a chance here. {57363}{57419}- Him or death!|- No, l... {57423}{57502}- Death or him.|- Oh, dear. {57510}{57576}- Well?|- I'm thinking. {57732}{57796}He's so... so... uh... {57805}{57828}- Mean?|- Yeah. {57832}{57865}- Boring?|- Mm! {57869}{57937}- So change him.|- Me change him? {57941}{58005}Ha ha ha ha ha. (sighs) {58085}{58159}OK. I'll do it. {58165}{58248}Urgo thinks it's a great idea.|I'm sure you'll enjoy his presence. {58253}{58312}See, I knew it.|I knew you liked me. I was right. {58371}{58422}Maybe... a little. {58496}{58564}- How about a hug?|- Don't push it. {59130}{59163}Urgo? {59167}{59257}- Urgo is here.|- I'm here! I'm here! {59360}{59473}Well, Togar... Thanks for your hospitality.|We appreciate it. {59477}{59530}I will return you to your planet now. {59534}{59634}Wait. Togar... How do we know|that Urgo's really alive? {59638}{59722}- I'm here! I'm here! Tell 'em!|- I will, as soon as you are quiet. {59741}{59786}(both) He's alive. {59790}{59921}Urgo says... goodbye,|and I say... thank you. {59957}{60005}Bye, Urgo. {60029}{60113}Now we've gotten to know each other|and helped each other out,... {60117}{60176}..maybe we could|share information about... {60335}{60407}Ohh, I'm gonna miss 'em! {60411}{60455}- Hey, I know. Why don't we...|- No! {60459}{60482}- Why not?|- No! {60486}{60522}- It's fun.|- No. {60526}{60599}Are you sure that|we're thinking the same thing? {60616}{60699}- Positive.|- But you don't know what you're missing! {60703}{60751}(Stargate alarm) {60934}{60992}Stand down. {60996}{61082}- Quarantine, stand by.|- Glad you're back safe, SG-1 . {61115}{61171}Was the mission successful? {61231}{61265}Uh... {61303}{61363}General, didn't we just... {61389}{61454}You've been gone over ten hours, Major. {61497}{61582}- Oh, boy.|- Report to the infirmary. {61658}{61706}Yes, sir. {62556}{62613}Subtitles by Visiontext31355

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