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{217}{273}There's a sustainable atmosphere.
{277}{351}Temperature's 78�F,|barometric pressure is normal.
{355}{405}No obvious signs of civilisation.
{409}{473}P4X-884 looks like|an untouched paradise, sir.
{477}{525}Appearances may be deceiving.
{529}{642}- One man's ceiling is another man's floor.|- A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell.
{646}{695}Never run with scissors?
{699}{792}- Were you trying to make a point, Major?|- Yes, sir.
{806}{856}We should perform a recon mission.
{860}{968}Mineral and biological survey - to see if|884 is a viable site for a research colony.
{972}{1090}- Very well. You have a go.|- Mmm! Mineral survey. My favourite!
{1094}{1147}- Colonel.|- I know, General.
{1151}{1239}It's all fun and games|until someone breaks a nail.
{1548}{1603}Au revoir, mon general.
{1630}{1781}- I am unfamiliar with that term, O'Neill.|- Au revoir. It's French. It means ciao.
{1785}{1886}Ciao means adios.|Auf Wiedersehen. Sayonara.
{1890}{1943}Which all, loosely translated, mean...
{2169}{2198}..goodbye?
{2202}{2251}Stand down.
{2328}{2382}What happened?
{2409}{2496}- What happened?|- That's what I just asked you.
{2574}{2639}Will someone please explain?
{2643}{2773}General, we just left. We went through|the gate and we came back... here.
{2787}{2860}Major, you've been gone over 1 5 hours.
{4624}{4680}Blood work is normal.
{4684}{4742}So far, you check out fine.
{4776}{4830}What about the lost time?
{4834}{4892}Could we have been|drugged with something?
{4896}{5036}There's no new marks on your skin to|indicate injections or any kind of struggle.
{5040}{5105}What's the last thing you remember?
{5109}{5160}We were walking up the ramp.
{5164}{5220}O'Neill was explaining|the meaning of ciao.
{5224}{5297}We stepped through,|we stepped back through.
{5301}{5373}That's... what happened|as far as we're concerned.
{5377}{5451}When you didn't come back,|we sent a second MALP.
{5455}{5537}All it showed was the same image|of the alien planet we saw before.
{5541}{5620}There was no sign of you|and no response to our radio call.
{5627}{5687}That's why there were two MALPs|in the gate room.
{5694}{5777}Both came back just before you.|We assumed you sent them.
{5781}{5834}It wasn't us, sir.
{6006}{6074}This is the Mark Il MALP's transmission.
{6252}{6331}- That's what we saw, Major.|- Yes, sir. Same as the first.
{6335}{6371}Except where is it?
{6375}{6501}If this is the second MALP, we should see|the first MALP near the Stargate.
{6517}{6611}Isn't that thing supposed to...|probe a little?
{6615}{6712}Well, then there'd be tracks, sir,|and there are none in this image.
{6716}{6805}Watch what happens when you run|the playback frame by frame.
{6919}{6967}There.
{7001}{7066}- (Jackson) Hello.|- What is it?
{7070}{7143}I'm not sure. Their technology|is advanced beyond ours.
{7152}{7256}- Then the previous image was faked?|- There's no other explanation, sir.
{7263}{7359}The images portraying this planet|seem to have been manufactured...
{7363}{7451}- ..and then broadcast back to us.|- (Hammond) Why?
{7455}{7538}Possibly with the intended purpose|of luring us into this room.
{7545}{7599}See? I knew it was too good to be true.
{7606}{7667}Wow! This coffee's great.
{7684}{7736}I was just thinking that.
{7757}{7846}- Yeah, is that cinnamon?|- It's, uh... it's chicory.
{7850}{7901}Mmm, chicory.
{8062}{8110}Teal'c?
{8195}{8223}Ah!
{8234}{8298}- Isn't that hot?|- Extremely.
{8439}{8515}Just... stay on the base.
{8568}{8660}We're going to need to keep an eye|on you for the time being.
{8664}{8735}- I feel fine.|- As do l, Daniel Jackson.
{8747}{8847}For someone who just drank|half a gallon of steaming hot coffee!
{8875}{8925}Right.
{10599}{10649}- Hungry?|- Yeah.
{10653}{10706}Try the pie.
{10839}{10914}So I'm running a full diagnostic on that...
{10936}{10984}- Wow!|- Oh, yeah.
{10994}{11097}- This is the best pie I've ever had.|- Well, what's so different about it?
{11109}{11196}- Same old pie.|- It is most satisfying.
{11253}{11323}- Why do they taste so good?|- I don't know.
{11396}{11491}All I do know is...|I don't even like yoghurt.
{11522}{11580}(Tannoy) SG-1, report to med lab 3.
{11766}{11838}Wait. Sorry... Sorry.
{11946}{12059}(Dr Fraiser) The scans have a percentage|of error. It looks like an errant pixel.
{12063}{12123}But it's in the same place|on each of the scans.
{12127}{12169}Yeah. Thank you.
{12173}{12240}So I had to run|a comparative analysis to be sure.
{12244}{12344}It's in the exact same spot|in each of your brains but...
{12348}{12422}..you're talking about something|smaller than a pinhead.
{12426}{12474}Barely large enough to show on an X-ray.
{12478}{12586}Right. Which is why I also needed|to run an electron resonance scan, and...
{12666}{12770}This is, uh,|magnified several thousand times, sir.
{12956}{13020}That thing's in all of us?
{13023}{13081}I'm afraid so.
{13326}{13378}Can these devices be removed?
{13382}{13461}Not without causing|irreparable brain damage, sir.
{13465}{13512}What's the downside?
{13516}{13624}How they were implanted without|any injury to the cortex is beyond me.
{13630}{13761}- What threat do they pose?|- All desserts on base are in grave danger.
{13767}{13908}An electromagnetic field is being emitted.|But I'm not sure what that means.
{13912}{14016}All we've noticed are some cravings|and an increased acuity in our senses.
{14022}{14071}Especially taste and smell.
{14106}{14217}Until we find out the true purpose|of these objects, I'm quarantining you...
{14221}{14292}..with a 24-hour guard.
{14641}{14686}(man) Boring!
{14732}{14798}- Who said that?|- It wasn't me.
{14845}{14909}What d'you say we all go do somethin'?
{15041}{15074}Teal'c?
{15078}{15130}- Did you hear that?|- I did.
{15208}{15257}- Who's there?|- OK!
{15261}{15358}I'll make it so that you can all see me,|but only because you asked.
{15477}{15544}- You all can see me, right?|- Apparently.
{15548}{15638}Oh, good, I'm so glad.|Hello, hello, hello. (chuckles)
{15642}{15711}- Now you all say it.|- (all) Hello, Urgo.
{15715}{15818}(laughs) You're all much better-looking|on the outside than on the inside.
{15822}{15910}On the inside, it's so complicated.|Oooh, please!
{16007}{16051}Airman!
{16055}{16113}Could you come here?
{16174}{16251}Do you see an intruder|in this room anywhere?
{16454}{16502}No, sir.
{16572}{16628}Right. Dismissed.
{16632}{16690}(chuckles)
{16728}{16790}- All right. What are you?|- Urgo.
{16794}{16871}Which might explain why|we all just said "Hello, Urgo."
{16875}{16951}- No, you are not dreaming.|- You read our thoughts?
{16955}{17049}Don't panic. Just the thoughts|you're having at the moment.
{17053}{17153}Of course.|You're... actually in our heads, aren't you?
{17157}{17237}You are so smart, Samantha.|I love that about you!
{17241}{17278}Carter?
{17282}{17354}The technology|implanted in our brains, sir.
{17358}{17461}We're looking at a visual communication|interface: controlled hallucination.
{17469}{17506}So...
{17510}{17549}I...
{17553}{17636}- Uh... What?|- He gets confused!
{17651}{17712}By the way, who is Mary Steenburgen?
{17716}{17816}This is incredible. I mean,|the devices must be linked somehow.
{17820}{17926}Dr Fraiser said they're emitting|a small EM field - Iike radio frequencies.
{17930}{18021}The devices in our brain are|some sort of wireless computer network?
{18027}{18147}Yeah, an incredibly sophisticated one,|able to work over significant distances.
{18151}{18259}We were all drawn to the commissary|when Colonel O'Neill was eating dessert.
{18266}{18319}- He can make us do stuff?|- No, never.
{18323}{18377}In spite of what you're thinking, never.
{18381}{18452}But you can make suggestions,|can't you?
{18457}{18552}- And enhance our sensory perception.|- Like making things taste better.
{18556}{18632}- Well, didn't it?|- Well, why not?
{18636}{18728}I mean, he's tapped into our brains.|He's making us all see and hear him.
{18732}{18812}Boring! By the way,|who decorated this room?
{18823}{18872}It is so plain!
{18876}{18961}Don't tell me your whole planet's|like this. Not the whole planet!
{18965}{19061}Hey, couldn't we go someplace else -|that's not here?
{19065}{19113}Someplace, y'know...
{19146}{19187}..that's not here?
{19191}{19240}Um... Kree!
{19244}{19328}Anywhere. (whispers) Boring.
{19469}{19547}OK. So what does he look like?
{19557}{19625}A famous tenor.
{19629}{19667}What's this?
{19671}{19763}And you're seeing the exact same thing|at the exact same time?
{19767}{19792}Yep.
{19804}{19869}- What is this?|- It's a defibrillator.
{19875}{19953}Ahhh, interesting. Thank you.
{19957}{20039}Is it... defibrillating... now?
{20044}{20137}He, um...|it seems to crave new experiences.
{20168}{20272}The paddles administer a shock to people|whose hearts are beating irregularly.
{20276}{20389}Ah! And then they feel better?|Does it feel good? Does it hurt?
{20393}{20462}- Woo! It hurts!|- I would think so.
{20467}{20524}- Let's try it.|- No, I don't think so.
{20528}{20605}Why not?|It's not gonna kill you, is it? Or is it?
{20664}{20698}It talks to you?
{20703}{20809}It's experiencing things through us,|using our senses to collect information.
{20814}{20861}Try the paddles.
{20867}{20972}So do you experience any...|physi...cal sensations?
{21087}{21113}Hey!
{21117}{21191}- Teal'c!|- Will you loosen up?
{21196}{21250}Hey... I'm loose.
{21305}{21399}He doesn't have total control over us.|Just the power of suggestion.
{21406}{21503}He can also enhance our enjoyment|of experiences in order to motivate us.
{21507}{21531}Really?
{21535}{21630}- He's unresponsive to direct questioning.|- No. No, that's not true.
{21634}{21723}I'm picking your brains.|You can pick mine. I'll tell you anything.
{21727}{21778}Ask me. Ask me anything. What? What?
{21783}{21911}- How do we remove you from our brains?|- Oh... (blows raspberry) Except that!
{21915}{21974}- Duh!|- You said anything.
{21978}{22056}Why do you wanna remove me|from your brains? I'm in your brains.
{22060}{22121}I know you like me. You can't fool me.
{22127}{22191}No, Urgo. We don't like you.
{22194}{22282}- Oh, admit it, tough guy. A smidgen?|- No smidgen.
{22291}{22355}I wouldn't blame you.|I have endearing qualities.
{22359}{22435}- He will not cooperate, O'Neill.|- Why, you...!
{22439}{22524}Years from now,|when you think of me, you'll say...
{22528}{22622}.."How did I ever get along without|that wonderful constant companion?"
{22626}{22649}Woof.
{22653}{22701}- Years from now?|- Woof?
{22705}{22827}There is no way to remove me|from your brains. Forget about it.
{22839}{22907}What are you doing there|in the first place?
{22911}{22972}Well... (chuckles) She got it. You got it.
{22976}{23049}I'm here to learn.|I'm here to experience your world.
{23054}{23182}So we've been tagged - Iike we do with|wild animals when we wanna study them.
{23190}{23277}- We are not wild animals.|- Speak for yourself, big fella.
{23281}{23427}Hang on a second. The race who created|you and put these things in our brains.
{23431}{23506}They're gonna want the information|you're collecting.
{23510}{23575}- I suppose.|- So how do they get it?
{23601}{23685}- You don't wanna know.|- Let's say I do.
{23709}{23764}You will never have to find out.
{23768}{23852}Aren't you programmed?|I mean, how can you defy your creators?
{23856}{23984}Because they're evil, scary evil, and we|don't want anything to do with them.
{24030}{24091}If we contact whoever created|the technology...
{24097}{24154}That would be bad. Very bad.
{24196}{24253}- Why should we listen to you?|- OK.
{24257}{24391}I know you only like me a little bit, but I|like you a lot and I do not want you to die.
{24400}{24490}- Die?|- Yes, as in dead. They're gonna kill ya.
{24494}{24563}They open your brains|with a giant can-opener,...
{24567}{24656}..and then they scoop me out|with a big scoopy thing.
{24660}{24718}That's how it works.
{24722}{24795}It's death... or me.
{24800}{24859}Me or death. You have to decide.
{24873}{24932}Me... or death.
{25153}{25204}Well?
{25208}{25256}We're thinking.
{25270}{25342}(Urgo) Me me me me me-me me me-me
{25347}{25420}Me, me, me me me
{25424}{25469}Me me me me me-me-me
{25473}{25541}Me-me me-me me me me me-me me
{25545}{25605}(singing continues)
{25706}{25779}- Will you stop it?|- Jeez!
{25995}{26043}Please.
{26176}{26253}So this technology|is living vicariously through you.
{26260}{26321}I say we risk it all|and go back to the planet.
{26325}{26416}What if he's telling the truth|about his creators?
{26420}{26499}- There's no way to get him out of us here.|- No. No way.
{26510}{26588}- No.|- See? (chuckles) She knows.
{26616}{26702}Maybe there's another way.|I haven't studied the technology,...
{26706}{26791}- ..but I can figure out how to turn him off.|- Turn me off?
{26801}{26879}- Please.|- Don't waste your time. It's impossible!
{26923}{27005}Hey! I got an idea.|Why don't we play hide-and-seek?
{27016}{27076}You hide and I'll, you know...
{27092}{27175}I'm not gonna cheat.|You know, cos I have... But I'm not...
{27179}{27244}One, two, three...
{27248}{27333}- Whatever you need, Major. Dismissed.|- Thank you.
{27337}{27414}..six, seven, eight,...
{27431}{27479}..nine, ten.
{27875}{27968}I don't have time to play, Urgo.|I don't care if I'm "it".
{27972}{28010}I have work to do!
{28014}{28083}No, I am not hungry.|Go eat pie with Colonel O'Neill.
{28087}{28171}- I'm very busy right now.|- Major.
{28175}{28241}- Hi. I was just talking to Urgo, sir.|- I see.
{28245}{28324}- Oh, I wish you did.|- Urgo, Major Carter would like...
{28328}{28400}Uh, Janet, he's... over here.
{28404}{28482}Well then, Urgo,|Major Carter would like to be left alone.
{28486}{28570}Janet, um,|as much as I appreciate it, please...
{28574}{28661}- Urgo, that is rude!|- What did he say?
{28665}{28745}Uh... if you'll excuse me,|I have work to do.
{28832}{28935}Doctor, are we entirely sure that the|members of SG-1 are... What's the word?
{28939}{28982}- Sane?|- That's the one.
{28986}{29065}Yes, sir. Everything we hear or see|is processed in the brain.
{29069}{29156}Urgo is creating an image of himself|that they're responding to.
{29160}{29222}If you say so.
{29298}{29363}Way off. Not even close.
{29367}{29425}Not a chance. Forget about it.
{29429}{29493}- Carter.|- I believe I have a solution, sir.
{29497}{29537}Please!
{29541}{29660}The electromagnetic field indicates|these devices are based on electronics.
{29667}{29767}- So smart and yet... so wrong.|- I don't think so.
{29771}{29827}- An EM pulse should do it, sir.|- Ahhh!
{29831}{29869}- Ow!|- Oh! Ooh.
{29875}{29927}- Urgo, that's hot!|- I didn't mean to.
{29931}{29986}Yes, you did. Now stop it.
{30000}{30093}Urgo's been trying to distract me|since I started thinking about it,...
{30097}{30147}..so I'm probably on the right track.
{30151}{30215}I hope I didn't hurt you. I'm really sorry.
{30218}{30273}- I'll live.|- She forgives me.
{30277}{30370}A strong EM pulse can knock out|most electronic-based technologies.
{30374}{30466}It would be harmless to us|but it should render Urgo impotent.
{30470}{30545}Could you, uh... rephrase that? Uh...
{30565}{30663}- Do it.|- (Urgo) Oh, please. Please don't do this.
{30667}{30801}Hey, listen. I didn't mean to scald you.|I-l like you. I really, really do.
{30807}{30872}Uh, please. It was an accident.
{30947}{31045}This room is shielded, so it won't affect|any of the base's technology.
{31049}{31143}Don't do this, please.|What can I do to make you like me?
{31194}{31268}- You sure this won't hurt us?|- No. It's gonna hurt me.
{31281}{31330}- We won't even feel it.|- But I will.
{31334}{31434}I throw myself at your mercy.|Please, have mercy! (nervous laugh)
{31459}{31508}Ooh, I know. I can be smaller.
{31583}{31642}- How's this?|- Ready?
{31673}{31755}I'm here. Look how teeny-weeny I am!
{31760}{31850}How could anything this teeny-weeny|hurt anybody?
{31874}{31939}Wait! I can be dull. Want me to be dull?
{31945}{32054}What a nice grey. Want some white bread|with mayonnaise? Wanna watch golf?
{32058}{32164}- Will you flip that switch?|- No. Oh. How about this?
{32188}{32246}Can you resist this?
{32423}{32496}Oh, don't do that. Oh, sacrebleu!
{32500}{32611}I'm melting. I'm melting!|What a world! What a world...
{32632}{32696}Pulse hasn't gone off yet. It's on a timer.
{32700}{32773}Oh. How much time do l...
{33075}{33137}- That's it?|- Yep.
{33156}{33211}- I feel no differently.|- Listen.
{33215}{33259}What?
{33263}{33322}Exactly.
{33336}{33405}Way to go, Sam.
{33469}{33521}We'll see.
{33641}{33752}The devices are still present, but the EM|field that was emitted by them is gone.
{33756}{33798}Everything else checks out.
{33802}{33885}Request permission for SG-1|to go back to work... sir.
{33964}{34052}- Give it a week.|- A week?
{34317}{34389}Well... everything looks normal.
{34426}{34508}- How are you feeling?|- Great. I just wanna get back to work.
{34512}{34588}Next weekend,|Cassandra and I are going to the lake...
{34592}{34657}..and we're going to rent a rowboat.|Like to come?
{34661}{34721}- Yeah, I'd love to.|- Great.
{34725}{34793}- Can you send Daniel up next?|- Yeah. OK.
{34852}{34931}Row, row, row your boat|Gently down the stream
{34935}{34991}Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily|Life is...
{34999}{35068}(O'Neill) ..merrily, merrily|Life is but a dream
{35072}{35128}And row, row, row your boat...
{35132}{35219}(Jackson) Row, row, row your boat|Gently down the stream
{35223}{35276}Merrily, merrily, merrily...
{35280}{35396}(Teal'c) Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily|Life is but a dream
{35400}{35462}(all continue singing the round)
{35534}{35645}I was not singing.|I'd know if I was singing.
{35707}{35760}I don't even know the words to...
{35764}{35831}..merrily|Life is but a dream
{35835}{35922}Row, row, row your boat|Gently down the stream
{35926}{36002}OK. If you call that singing.
{36226}{36271}Urgo.
{36275}{36332}I couldn't help myself!
{36409}{36433}No!
{36440}{36529}- I was so sure it would work.|- Oh, it did. Don't feel bad.
{36533}{36641}It did work for a while. Everything went|away. It was very sad. Very, very sad.
{36645}{36745}And then all of a sudden I was back|in your brains where I belong.
{36749}{36820}The system must have|some sort of reset. I'm sorry.
{36824}{36953}I'm sorry too, because as long as that|device is capable of influencing you,...
{36957}{37048}- ..you're relieved of active duty.|- General, is that necessary?
{37052}{37130}Whether you admit it or not,|you've been compromised.
{37134}{37229}The fact is, an alien entity|has control over you - however limited.
{37243}{37349}- We don't know what it's capable of.|- He can't make us do anything, sir.
{37355}{37455}Then why did I treat your arm for a burn?|Didn't you say Urgo was responsible?
{37459}{37503}- I didn't mean to.|- He didn't mean to.
{37507}{37559}It was not his intention.
{37622}{37690}I trust I've made my point.
{37694}{37759}Come on, Urgo. Be a mensch.|How do we get rid of ya?
{37764}{37846}I have no idea. I really... I just don't know.
{37876}{37973}- He really may not know, sir.|- How could he not know?
{37988}{38036}- He's just the program.|- Program?
{38040}{38116}Your software doesn't know|how your computer works.
{38120}{38216}Hey! My software doesn't make me sing|"Row, Row, Row Your Boat".
{38222}{38292}Don't fight. I'm here.|What's the difference how?
{38297}{38365}I'm not gonna make another noise.|Not a peep. Nothing.
{38369}{38486}I'm gonna be quiet, like a little|tiny mouse - not a peep. Watch.
{38516}{38631}I got an idea! Why don't we play a game -|some sort of a wonderful game?
{38640}{38695}Something with a dictionary. It's fun.
{38699}{38854}You know, you get a word and...|you write what you think the word is.
{38862}{38975}It's a lot of laughs - and educational.|It's really nice. I think you'll like it.
{39106}{39174}Chevron seven encoded and locked.
{39464}{39544}- What's that?|- Actually, it's our version of you.
{39548}{39622}But not as suave and sophisticated,|n'est-ce pas?
{39626}{39704}It's equipped with sensors,|video camera, microphone.
{39710}{39803}- We use it to explore, like you do...|- Carter.
{39807}{39889}Sorry. I don't know why|I was telling him that.
{39896}{39940}Hello!
{40125}{40218}Oh! How beautiful!|Can we go there?
{40240}{40349}It's an illusion. Your creators do this|in order to lure people into their trap.
{40353}{40424}See, I told you they were mean.|That's mean!
{40449}{40511}The MALP is on-line, General.
{40515}{40563}This is General Hammond of Earth.
{40578}{40707}We know the images being transmitted|to us are false. We request a dialogue.
{40715}{40760}Please respond.
{40764}{40815}(whispers) Why is he doing that?
{40819}{40878}We want to communicate|with your creators.
{40883}{40936}No. Bad. No.
{40940}{41052}It's our last alternative before we|resort to actually going back there.
{41056}{41171}You were just thinking of Maui,|with the big beaches and the little bikinis.
{41175}{41293}That's where we should go, cos it's nice|and warm there - instead of being here.
{41355}{41411}(male voice) Who dares challenge Togar?
{41415}{41474}(whispers) That voice. That's him!
{41535}{41583}Dr Jackson?
{41706}{41805}This is Dr Daniel Jackson.|We don't mean to challenge you.
{41809}{41859}We've found your devices in our brains.
{41863}{41936}We'd like you to remove them. Him.
{41941}{41979}Him?
{41987}{42071}- Urgo.|- How do you know this name?
{42099}{42153}He told us.
{42157}{42229}- He interacts with us.|- He's driving us crazy!
{42355}{42408}That is an error.
{42423}{42533}Return the subjects.|Urgo will be removed.
{42678}{42770}- You heard the man.|- Sir, we could be risking our lives.
{42817}{42937}OK. Let's ask the question:|do we wanna give up SG-1 ...
{42941}{43052}..and walk around the rest of our lives|with him yappin' away in our heads?
{43056}{43108}(whispers) Yes. Say yes.
{43112}{43245}Or... do we try and find a way to get rid|of him so we can get on with our lives?
{43260}{43366}- No. Say no.|- Sorry... Urgo.
{43424}{43474}That's good enough. Teal'c?
{43478}{43548}If we are to remain|in the service of this world,...
{43597}{43658}..Urgo must be removed.
{43662}{43710}Sam. Sammy.
{43728}{43802}You like me.|I remind you of your Uncle lrving.
{43806}{43855}Bubeleh!
{43859}{43913}(pop!) Remember?
{43917}{43966}Yeah, I guess you do a little.
{44012}{44060}Carter.
{44093}{44133}Sorry. Sorry...
{44137}{44214}- I guess I say we... we go.|- Then it's settled.
{44544}{44611}What do you suppose Togar|really meant by "an error"?
{44615}{44695}He meant Urgo wasn't supposed|to be interacting with us.
{44699}{44821}Oh, please. Please don't go.|He's gonna kill you. He really will.
{44826}{44925}He's nasty.|It'll be a painful and awful death.
{44949}{44996}Honest.
{45000}{45057}OK. OK, fine.
{45073}{45167}He's gonna kill me. You heard him!
{45171}{45284}Oh, you people, for cryin' out loud!|Don't you have any feelings?
{45349}{45445}- Do you?|- Carter! Why do you humour him?
{45449}{45500}He's programmed for self-preservation.
{45504}{45587}Sir, that voice, Togar,|said that this was an error.
{45591}{45678}We're probably not even supposed|to know he's here.
{45682}{45736}You aren't supposed to interact with us.
{45740}{45835}Well, um... Actually, when I first, uh...
{45857}{45931}..and we got to be f... Technically?
{45935}{45958}No.
{45964}{46075}- Can you describe how you're feeling?|- Me? Nervous. Agitated.
{46098}{46139}A little hungry.
{46145}{46220}- Afraid?|- Oh, sure. OK.
{46245}{46326}- Of what?|- Oh, going away, like last time.
{46330}{46414}Not experiencing.|Not being here with you.
{46419}{46517}- Of death?|- Ooh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, sure. Big time.
{46521}{46653}He's gonna kill me, and that's why...|that death thing keeps poppin' up.
{46709}{46750}- Sir...|- Carter.
{46756}{46822}- Wait a minute, Jack.|- Daniel.
{46826}{46879}What constitutes a sentient life form?
{46890}{47003}- Self-awareness. Consciousness.|- I'm me. No doubt about that.
{47007}{47088}- What else?|- The ability to think independently.
{47092}{47170}I'm independent.|I just, you know... Iike company.
{47174}{47232}- Fear of death?|- I got that, too!
{47293}{47363}You're not gonna convince me it's alive.|Look!
{47367}{47415}Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
{47420}{47510}He's not really here.|He's here. In our heads.
{47514}{47572}Many life forms|require other life forms to live.
{47576}{47657}Then you are a parasite. Like the Goa'uld.
{47661}{47723}(mocks Teal'c) A parasite.|Like the Goa-ooh.
{47783}{47889}Or a Tok'ra. Just being parasitical by|nature doesn't make you inherently bad.
{47893}{47955}- It's a machine.|- That hurts.
{47959}{48017}Sir, he's artificial intelligence but...
{48021}{48099}..just because somebody made him|doesn't mean he isn't alive.
{48105}{48180}- Listen to her!|- So what are you saying?
{48198}{48263}I'm saying that we should consider it.
{48267}{48408}Maybe this error wasn't an error, but|a kind of higher technological evolution.
{48412}{48476}The birth of a whole new life form.
{48484}{48557}- I can't believe this, but I agree with Sam.|- What?
{48561}{48620}- Well, sir, it's just...|- No! Hammond said it.
{48624}{48679}We've been compromised.
{48683}{48751}We explain the situation to this Togar guy.
{48755}{48811}He can deal with Hugo|once he's out of our heads.
{48815}{48883}- Urgo.|- Urgo.
{49106}{49154}Let's go.
{49200}{49248}Oh...!
{49284}{49332}I'm doomed.
{49761}{49819}I hate it when that happens.
{49904}{49982}Ooh, this is bad! This is very bad.
{50023}{50071}Very bad.
{50218}{50316}Do not move,|or I will render you unconscious!
{50336}{50400}If necessary.
{50403}{50451}You're Togar?
{50537}{50592}Yes. Togar!
{50619}{50699}As handsome as he is evil.
{50933}{51012}- There is no reason to fear us.|- I fear you not.
{51038}{51093}(whistles)
{51243}{51374}Ooh, he's a madman. He's an evil,|terrible madman. Run for your lives.
{51380}{51493}- I hear you. Be silent.|- Wait. You hear him?
{51509}{51583}Yes. Hear and see.
{51595}{51655}Then you should be able|to see that he's afraid.
{51662}{51729}Relocate. Hm?
{51798}{51880}Togar, I'd like to point out|that when I called you madman,...
{51884}{51957}..l meant it in the nicest possible way.
{52036}{52070}Come.
{52074}{52116}Come forward.
{52120}{52168}Come forth.
{52268}{52316}Stay.
{52514}{52562}Watch.
{52884}{52957}Urgo... is this.
{53037}{53107}The specimen is unharmed.
{53170}{53231}As you will be.
{53268}{53361}- What about Urgo?|- It will be destroyed.
{53365}{53458}See? Oh, what'd I tell you?|Oh, please! Don't let him do this to me.
{53462}{53516}Teal'c? Help.
{53520}{53553}Kree! Jump him.
{53557}{53633}Give him a double Jaffa-Jaffa kick. Go on!
{53666}{53742}- Your technology is very advanced.|- Yes.
{53746}{53805}They're too scared to experience things...
{53809}{53858}Enough!
{53862}{53931}We're grateful that you will|take Urgo out of our minds.
{53935}{54013}The point is,|we think Urgo may actually be alive.
{54025}{54083}- He is an error.|- Maybe he is.
{54087}{54184}- Another word for it might be miracle.|- That is ridiculous.
{54188}{54273}Well, what you call an error|has somehow resulted in life.
{54277}{54396}He's self-aware, he thinks independently,|he's afraid of his own death.
{54405}{54478}By any definition, he's acting alive.
{54520}{54634}All we're saying is that maybe there's|a way of doing this without... killing him.
{54657}{54738}- There is not!|- OK. Had to ask.
{54742}{54794}I don't understand. Why not?
{54798}{54929}The unit must be in a life form.|It cannot exist on its own.
{54941}{54997}There has to be some way. You created it.
{55001}{55099}- You'd be killing something you gave life.|- Dad...
{55188}{55312}That's a terrible idea.|I'd rather die a painful and horrible death.
{55344}{55399}It was just a thought.
{55403}{55501}I wanna live. I wanna experience|the universe and I wanna eat pie.
{55510}{55604}- Who doesn't?|- Enough babbling. Explain.
{55643}{55753}I was just thinking that maybe...|you'd wanna put Urgo in you.
{55757}{55853}No! I wouldn't do that. I'd rather|be in that... with the eyes and... No!
{55857}{55949}The purpose of the technology|is to observe and explore.
{55953}{56005}But the technology is different now.
{56012}{56130}We don't know you, but I get the distinct|feeling that Urgo is everything you're not.
{56134}{56168}You can say that again.
{56172}{56246}But I think that he's everything|you wish you were.
{56265}{56323}Outgoing, adventuresome...
{56328}{56365}Annoying.
{56369}{56421}(Jackson) It would be a chance to change.
{56425}{56533}To maybe... experience some of the|things that you're afraid to do yourself.
{56537}{56582}No! Not afraid.
{56589}{56696}Why do you not explore worlds|through the Stargate yourself?
{56905}{57021}It could help me learn|how the error occurred.
{57046}{57114}- Then you'll do it?|- I could try.
{57118}{57247}Count me out. I don't wanna do it. He's|mean and boring and... and... and... mean.
{57251}{57312}We're giving you a chance here.
{57363}{57419}- Him or death!|- No, l...
{57423}{57502}- Death or him.|- Oh, dear.
{57510}{57576}- Well?|- I'm thinking.
{57732}{57796}He's so... so... uh...
{57805}{57828}- Mean?|- Yeah.
{57832}{57865}- Boring?|- Mm!
{57869}{57937}- So change him.|- Me change him?
{57941}{58005}Ha ha ha ha ha. (sighs)
{58085}{58159}OK. I'll do it.
{58165}{58248}Urgo thinks it's a great idea.|I'm sure you'll enjoy his presence.
{58253}{58312}See, I knew it.|I knew you liked me. I was right.
{58371}{58422}Maybe... a little.
{58496}{58564}- How about a hug?|- Don't push it.
{59130}{59163}Urgo?
{59167}{59257}- Urgo is here.|- I'm here! I'm here!
{59360}{59473}Well, Togar... Thanks for your hospitality.|We appreciate it.
{59477}{59530}I will return you to your planet now.
{59534}{59634}Wait. Togar... How do we know|that Urgo's really alive?
{59638}{59722}- I'm here! I'm here! Tell 'em!|- I will, as soon as you are quiet.
{59741}{59786}(both) He's alive.
{59790}{59921}Urgo says... goodbye,|and I say... thank you.
{59957}{60005}Bye, Urgo.
{60029}{60113}Now we've gotten to know each other|and helped each other out,...
{60117}{60176}..maybe we could|share information about...
{60335}{60407}Ohh, I'm gonna miss 'em!
{60411}{60455}- Hey, I know. Why don't we...|- No!
{60459}{60482}- Why not?|- No!
{60486}{60522}- It's fun.|- No.
{60526}{60599}Are you sure that|we're thinking the same thing?
{60616}{60699}- Positive.|- But you don't know what you're missing!
{60703}{60751}(Stargate alarm)
{60934}{60992}Stand down.
{60996}{61082}- Quarantine, stand by.|- Glad you're back safe, SG-1 .
{61115}{61171}Was the mission successful?
{61231}{61265}Uh...
{61303}{61363}General, didn't we just...
{61389}{61454}You've been gone over ten hours, Major.
{61497}{61582}- Oh, boy.|- Report to the infirmary.
{61658}{61706}Yes, sir.
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