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You�were�having�a�dart�with
your�pals�the�other�day...
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DAN:�Tanis�is�off
the�darts,�eh?
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00:00:17,117 --> 00:00:18,817
-�WAYNE:�Is�she�really?
-�DARY:�How'd�she�manage�that?
4
00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:21,252
Said�she�was�reading�an
articles�in�Canadian�Livings,
5
00:00:21,287 --> 00:00:22,617
or...�or�maybe�it�was
Chatelaines.
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00:00:22,655 --> 00:00:24,555
Could�have�just�as
easily�been�Chatelaine.
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00:00:24,591 --> 00:00:26,391
-�Or�Flare.
-�Oh,�maybe�it�was�Flares.
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00:00:26,426 --> 00:00:27,826
Could�have�just�as
easily�been.
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00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,561
Either�way,�she
was�reads-ing�an�article
10
00:00:29,596 --> 00:00:31,826
that�posed�the�questions,
"Whens�was�the�last�times
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00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:35,495
youse�reallys
enjoyeds�a�darts?"
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Well,�I�gotta�say�that�I'm
enjoying�this�dart�quite�a�bit
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00:00:37,437 --> 00:00:38,937
-�right�here.
-�This�is�a�great�dart.
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00:00:38,972 --> 00:00:40,712
Yeah.�I�was�just�thinking�there
ain't�nothing�wrong
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00:00:40,740 --> 00:00:42,940
with�the�darts
I'm�havings�right�nows.
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00:00:44,844 --> 00:00:46,584
Like,�I�know�you're
not�supposed�to�like�them.
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00:00:46,613 --> 00:00:48,353
-�Who's�"you"?
-�And�they�tell�you
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00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:50,151
-�that�they're�bad�for�you.
-�Who's�"they"?
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But�it's�just�like...
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00:00:51,751 --> 00:00:53,321
quit�telling�me�what
I�shouldn't�like.
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00:00:53,353 --> 00:00:54,793
I�think�youse�just
became�theys.
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00:00:54,821 --> 00:00:56,421
So�don't�go�telling
me�what�I�shouldn't�like.
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Who�you�fucking�talking
to,�bud?
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I�was�just�thinkings,
I�can'ts--
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I�can'ts�remembers�a
darts�I�didn'ts�enjoys.
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00:01:01,628 --> 00:01:03,458
Well,�it's�like,�if�you're
not�going�to�enjoy�the�dart,
27
00:01:03,496 --> 00:01:04,896
then�just�don't
have�the�dart.
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00:01:04,931 --> 00:01:07,371
Well,�yeah.�That's�the�power
that�you�have�over�the�darts.
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00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,970
They�try�to�tell�you�that�that's
the�power
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00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:10,202
the�darts�have�over�you.
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Fuck.�They's�got
a�big�mouth.
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They's�starting�to
piss�me�off!
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Well,�just�because
I�think�that,�you�know,
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it's�you�running�to
the�store�all�the�time
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and�spending�your�hard-earned
money�on�the�darts,
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rather�than
the�other�way�around.
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(Chuckling)�Kind�of
funny,�though,
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the�thought�of�darts�going
to�the�store�for�you.
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They�don't
think�so,�eh?
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DAN:�What�would�you�says�is
the�darts�yous�most�enjoyeds?
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Oh.
(Chuckling)
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We've�had�a�lot�of�great
darts�over�the�years.
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I've�always�enjoyed
that�first�dart
44
00:01:43,536 --> 00:01:46,006
-�when�you�step�off�an�airplane.
-�That's�a�great�dart.
45
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No�better�pair�than
a�coffee�and�a�dart.
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WAYNE:�Fucking�not�even
a�piss�and�a�fart.
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DARY:�But�if�I�have�to�say�the
dart�that�I�enjoyed�the�most--
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-�DAN:�Evers?
-�Yeah.
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00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:55,720
If�I�have�to�say�the�dart
that�I�enjoyed�the�most�ever,
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it�would�be�the�first
dart�I�ever�had.
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Geez,�I�don't
remember�that�dart
52
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being�such�a�good
darts�for�mes.
53
00:02:00,687 --> 00:02:02,757
Oh,�I�coughed
so�God�damn�bad.
54
00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:04,619
Well,�it�was�the�first
time�I'd�ever�had�sex.
55
00:02:04,657 --> 00:02:06,187
DAN,�WAYNE:
Oh.
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00:02:06,226 --> 00:02:08,456
-�If�you�lay�it�out�like�that.
-�Changed�my�fucking�mind.
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00:02:08,495 --> 00:02:10,255
-�That'd�be�a�damned�good�dart.
-�Context.�Yeah.
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00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:12,926
Wee�bit�cliché,�though,�lighting
up�a�darts�after�sex,�though,
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00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:15,026
-�don't�you�thinks?
-�Well,�I�had�heard
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00:02:15,068 --> 00:02:16,938
that�you're�supposed�to
lay�with�them�for�a�little�while
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00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:19,840
before�you�go�get�cleaned�up,
so�I�figured�I'd�have�a�dart.
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Better�not�be�darting�in�bed�if
I'm�doing�up�the�linens.
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It's�just�that�I'd
seen�people�in�movies�smoke
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00:02:24,377 --> 00:02:26,307
so�many�times�after�sex
that�I�thought
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that's�what�you
were�'exposed'�to�do.
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DAN:�Oh,�no.
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Same�thing�goes�with�the�sex
beforehand.
68
00:02:30,049 --> 00:02:31,919
I�just�did�what�I'd�seen�so�many
times�in�porno�movies,
69
00:02:31,951 --> 00:02:34,321
and�it�turns�out�that�is�not
what�you're�exposed�to�do.
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00:02:34,354 --> 00:02:35,964
-�WAYNE:�No.
-�I�thinks�the�best�darts
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00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:38,289
I�ever�had�was�the�series�of
darts�I'd�smokes�after�school,
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00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:39,694
playing�cards�with
my�Aunt�Ethels.
73
00:02:39,726 --> 00:02:41,926
But�mind�you,�Ethels
would�call�darts�fags,
74
00:02:41,961 --> 00:02:44,061
and�I�expose�there's
a�certain�amount�of�charm
75
00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:46,067
to�that�language�coming
outs�of�the�right�mouths.
76
00:02:46,099 --> 00:02:48,029
Oh,�context.�Yeah.
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00:02:49,135 --> 00:02:50,535
What�about�you,�Wayne?
78
00:02:50,570 --> 00:02:52,370
(Wayne�grunting)
79
00:02:52,405 --> 00:02:53,805
You�okays,
good�buddies?
80
00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,710
(Grunting)
Just�like...
81
00:02:56,743 --> 00:02:58,553
getting�a�wee�bit
emotional�here
82
00:02:58,578 --> 00:03:00,278
with�all�this�talk
of�great�darts.
83
00:03:00,313 --> 00:03:02,023
DAN:
Mm-hmm.�Yeah.
84
00:03:02,048 --> 00:03:03,948
Been�a�lot�of�great�fucking
darts�over�the�years.
85
00:03:03,983 --> 00:03:06,793
WAYNE:�...think�about
them�a�lot,�so...
86
00:03:06,819 --> 00:03:08,689
Only�can�really�think
about�them�so�much,�though.
87
00:03:08,721 --> 00:03:10,161
You�think�about�who's
been�there�for�you.
88
00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,760
Yeah.�Right�there�in
the�breast�pocket�there.
89
00:03:15,295 --> 00:03:16,695
Fucking�great�darts.
90
00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:20,598
Do�you�want�to�know�what?�You
kinda�enjoy�them�all�equally,
91
00:03:20,633 --> 00:03:22,043
and�if�you�didn't,
you�wouldn't�smoke�them.
92
00:03:22,068 --> 00:03:24,468
So�hold�your�judgement,
because�at�the�end�of�the�day,
93
00:03:24,504 --> 00:03:26,044
I�could�put�down
darts�a�lot�faster
94
00:03:26,072 --> 00:03:28,812
than�you�could�put�down
the�fucking�internet.
95
00:03:28,841 --> 00:03:29,011
��
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00:03:39,452 --> 00:03:40,822
How's�Jivin'�doing?
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00:03:42,655 --> 00:03:44,115
WAYNE:
You're�late,�bud!
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00:03:47,427 --> 00:03:48,757
You're�late,�bud.
99
00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:50,832
You're�late,�bud!
100
00:03:52,365 --> 00:03:53,525
You're�late,�bud.
101
00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:54,926
Bale�of�hay
could�kill�a�man!
102
00:03:54,968 --> 00:03:57,068
WAYNE:
It's�fucking�barley!
103
00:03:57,103 --> 00:03:58,043
He'll�figure�it�out.
104
00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,541
Don't�cuts�him�too�much�slacks,
good�buddies.
105
00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:00,872
Bend�enough�and
you'll�break.
106
00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,477
I'd�have�never�hired
him�in�the�first�place.
107
00:04:02,508 --> 00:04:05,008
When�a�friend�asks�for
help,�you�help�him.
108
00:04:05,044 --> 00:04:07,384
-�No�friend�of�mine.
-�Oh,�look�at�that.
109
00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:09,283
Guy�who�got�exiled
for�two�years
110
00:04:09,315 --> 00:04:12,045
after�getting�written�up�in
the�paper�for�mailbox�stealing
111
00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,715
doesn't�believe
in�second�chances.
112
00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:16,123
Hey,�Katy?�Katy?
113
00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:20,085
What�are�those?
114
00:04:22,528 --> 00:04:23,658
What,�these?
115
00:04:23,696 --> 00:04:25,726
See�you�got�some�new
high-tops�there.
116
00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:28,465
These�don't�need�an
introduction.
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00:04:28,501 --> 00:04:29,801
What�are�you�trying
to�fucking...
118
00:04:29,836 --> 00:04:31,566
you�trying�to�fucking
start�a�punk�band�or--
119
00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:32,844
-�Skas�band?
-�Skinhead?
120
00:04:32,872 --> 00:04:35,542
Sticks�and�stones,�boys.
Docs�are�timeless�fashion,
121
00:04:35,575 --> 00:04:37,535
and�timeless�fashion
never�goes�out�of�style.
122
00:04:37,577 --> 00:04:39,547
Okay.�So,�what
are�you,�a�fucking...
123
00:04:39,579 --> 00:04:40,979
fucking�dairy-free
ice�cream�eater�or--
124
00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:42,824
-�Going�to�smoke�a�pipe�next?
-�Oi!�Oi!�Oi!
125
00:04:42,849 --> 00:04:46,049
Style�tips�from�Mark's�Work
fucking�Warehouse.�I�love�it.
126
00:04:46,085 --> 00:04:50,355
DAN:�Alright,�but�does�you
really�wants�to�be...�that�guy?
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Youse�guys�don't�know�what
the�fuck�you're�talking�about.
128
00:04:52,925 --> 00:04:54,585
What's�wrong�with�being
known�for�something?
129
00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:56,497
Oh,�nothings,
nothings...
130
00:04:56,529 --> 00:04:57,999
if'n�it's�a�good�thing.
131
00:04:58,031 --> 00:04:59,531
Yeah,�there�was�a�while�there
that�I�was�thinking
132
00:04:59,565 --> 00:05:02,195
about�rocking�a�chain�wallet,
but�didn't�want�to�be�that�guy.
133
00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:04,135
Same�with�me�when
I�had�my�nipples�ring.
134
00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:06,410
-�I�was�that�guy.
-�How'd�you�get�that�out?
135
00:05:06,439 --> 00:05:08,039
-�You�was�there.
-�Was�I�really?
136
00:05:08,074 --> 00:05:09,984
I�mean,�it's�like�the�time�I
wanted�to�get�cat-eye�glasses,
137
00:05:10,009 --> 00:05:11,479
but�I�didn't�want
to�be�that�guy.
138
00:05:11,511 --> 00:05:13,451
Same�with�bangs.
139
00:05:15,381 --> 00:05:16,581
Oh,�my�God.
140
00:05:16,616 --> 00:05:17,976
Should�I�get�bangs?
141
00:05:18,017 --> 00:05:20,787
GUYS:�(In�monotone)
Yes.�You�should�get�bangs.
142
00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:22,260
It's�not
the�right�time.
143
00:05:22,288 --> 00:05:25,828
-�Should�I�get�bangs?
-�Dudes�don't�get�bangs.
144
00:05:25,858 --> 00:05:27,788
-�Wayne�has�bangs.
-�Docs�are�different,�though.
145
00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:30,127
Docs�are�iconic.
146
00:05:31,798 --> 00:05:33,428
-�You�doing�Kegels�over�there?
-�What's�that?
147
00:05:33,466 --> 00:05:35,126
Why�are�you
squinting�so�much?
148
00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,268
Future's�bright.
149
00:05:36,302 --> 00:05:38,572
I've�been�noticing�you�doing
that�a�lot�more�recently.
150
00:05:38,604 --> 00:05:41,044
I've�noticed�you�doing�it�a�wee
bits�more�than�usuals,�toos,
151
00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:42,814
-�good�buddies.
-�No.�I�think�you're�squinting
152
00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:44,242
just�the�perfect
amount�there,�good�buddy.
153
00:05:44,277 --> 00:05:46,147
You're�having�trouble
seeing,�aren't�you?
154
00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:47,779
Got�a�bright�future.
155
00:05:47,814 --> 00:05:49,754
When�was�the�last�time�you�went
to�the�optom-al-myth?
156
00:05:49,782 --> 00:05:53,722
Oh,�that'd�be�our�class�trip
to�Dr.�McDavid's.
157
00:05:53,753 --> 00:05:55,663
-�As�in�Grade�2?
-�Grade�1.
158
00:05:55,688 --> 00:05:57,118
-�Grade�1!
-�What's�the�problem,�Katy?
159
00:05:57,156 --> 00:05:58,886
-�I'm�making�you�an�appointment.
-�Don't�you�got
160
00:05:58,925 --> 00:06:00,555
a�fucking�Warped�Tour
to�get�to�or�something?
161
00:06:00,593 --> 00:06:03,433
Why�don't�you�go�play�fucking
rockabilly,�fucking�steampunk?
162
00:06:03,463 --> 00:06:05,803
-�Fucking�dance�of�the�skanks.
-�Fucking�going�straight�edge.
163
00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:08,472
WAYNE:�Get�outta�here,
you�fucking�stage�diver!
164
00:06:08,501 --> 00:06:10,841
Say,�where's
Dr.�McDavid?
165
00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:13,440
Dr.�McDavid�my�grandpa,
or�Dr.�McDavid�my�dad?
166
00:06:13,473 --> 00:06:17,013
-�The�doctors�McDavid.
-�Golf�course.�Or�Legion.
167
00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:18,883
Yeah,�'cause�I�was�just�thinking
you're�kind�of�young
168
00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:20,351
-�to�be�a�doctor,�eh?
-�I�think�when�you�get
169
00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,580
to�a�certain�age,
everyone�seems�young.
170
00:06:22,615 --> 00:06:24,075
Good�enough.
171
00:06:24,117 --> 00:06:25,817
So,�do�you�want�the�good�news
first�or�the�bad�news?
172
00:06:25,852 --> 00:06:27,222
-�Bad.
-�You're�dying.
173
00:06:27,253 --> 00:06:29,663
-�I'll�get�my�affairs�in�order.
-�There's�no�bad�news.
174
00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:31,419
Some�people�with�your
vision�get�glasses,
175
00:06:31,457 --> 00:06:32,557
and�some�people�don't.
176
00:06:32,592 --> 00:06:33,762
Well,�then�I'll�save�a�buck.
177
00:06:33,793 --> 00:06:35,403
What�prompted�you�to
get�your�eyes�checked?
178
00:06:35,428 --> 00:06:37,058
I'm�told�I
squint�too�much.
179
00:06:37,096 --> 00:06:38,996
-�You�got�a�bright�future.
-�Thank�you�for�your�help.
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00:06:39,031 --> 00:06:40,201
But�if
the�sun's�bothering�you--
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00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,473
Well,�the�sun
doesn't�bother�me.
182
00:06:41,501 --> 00:06:43,141
--I�could�apply
your�prescription
183
00:06:43,169 --> 00:06:45,809
to�a�very�stylish
pair�of�sunglasses.
184
00:06:48,608 --> 00:06:52,108
Hmm...
185
00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:05,827
You�playing
shortstop�or�second?
186
00:07:05,858 --> 00:07:07,158
-�Eh?
-�Left�field?
187
00:07:07,193 --> 00:07:09,003
-�Mind�your�beeswax.
-�A�little�brisk�out
188
00:07:09,028 --> 00:07:10,898
for�beach�volleyballs�theres,
good�buddies.
189
00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:12,400
Little�warm�for
'80s�night�on�the�slopes.
190
00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:15,032
I�could�shake�my�head
in�these�all�day.
191
00:07:15,067 --> 00:07:16,437
-�They�won't�come�off.
-�Prove�it.
192
00:07:16,469 --> 00:07:18,199
You�look�like�you're�about
to�rip�a�Tour�De�France.
193
00:07:18,237 --> 00:07:20,507
Look�like�Lance�Armstrong�if
he�did�even�more�steroids.
194
00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:22,340
You�look�like�the�guy�who's
gonna�say�something�racist
195
00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:25,105
into�camera�at�a
live-on-location�news�broadcast.
196
00:07:25,144 --> 00:07:27,084
I�thought�Jivin'�Pete�was
exposed�to�bes�heres.
197
00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:28,783
(Groaning)
198
00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:31,015
-�What?
-�Now,�I'll�shake�my�head.
199
00:07:31,050 --> 00:07:33,120
-�He's�fucking�up.
-�How�late�is�he�this�times?
200
00:07:33,152 --> 00:07:34,952
-�Doesn't�matter.
-�Late�is�late.
201
00:07:34,987 --> 00:07:36,757
Yeah.�If�you're�not�10�minutes
early,�you're�late.
202
00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:38,589
He�smells�like�a�brewery
all�morning
203
00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:40,594
and�a�dispensary
all�afternoon.
204
00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:43,256
Smells�like�he�pissed�on�a
campfire�and�stood�in�the�smoke.
205
00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:44,456
Look�who's�talking.
206
00:07:44,497 --> 00:07:46,767
Tried�to�show�me�a�nude�of
a�gal�he�had�on�his�phone,
207
00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:48,899
and�I�said,�"I,�sirs,
ams�a�feminist."
208
00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:50,535
-�Don't�be�that�guy.
-�Yeah.
209
00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:52,170
Definitely�don't
be�that�guy.
210
00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:54,465
Oh...�Do�you�want
to�know�what?
211
00:07:54,507 --> 00:07:57,137
-�I�feel�bad�for�him.
-�Who�the�fuck�are�you?
212
00:07:57,176 --> 00:07:58,946
Like,�I'm�not�getting�soft�or
anything.�Just,�like--
213
00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:00,508
You're�a�fanny�pack
full�of�cotton�balls.
214
00:08:00,546 --> 00:08:02,976
It's�like,�it's�likely�not
easy�getting�yourself�sorted
215
00:08:03,015 --> 00:08:05,315
after�you�been�off�smoking�meth
for�half�a�fucking�decade.
216
00:08:05,351 --> 00:08:07,091
You're�a
chocolate�marshmallow�Santa.
217
00:08:07,119 --> 00:08:09,289
-�Here�he�is,�doing�it.
-�You're�baby�hair,�bud.
218
00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,022
Just�can't�get�out
of�his�own�way.
219
00:08:11,057 --> 00:08:12,457
You�know�what?
I�think�those�sunglasses
220
00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:16,102
are�a�wee�bit�tight�on�your
brain,�big�brother.
221
00:08:16,128 --> 00:08:18,058
But�I�ams
a�feminists.
222
00:08:18,097 --> 00:08:21,027
Good,�Dan.
Girls�love�that.
223
00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:22,797
Well,�I�was�told
they�don't.
224
00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:24,435
WAYNE:
Want�to�know�what?�Fuck�it.
225
00:08:24,470 --> 00:08:26,710
I�got�to�do�something,�because
he's�fucking�useless.
226
00:08:26,739 --> 00:08:27,839
-�He�is�risen.
-�Yeah.
227
00:08:27,874 --> 00:08:29,044
He's�fucking
up�lots,�good�buddy.
228
00:08:29,075 --> 00:08:30,875
Yeah.�Shared�those
nude�pictures�of�Gails.
229
00:08:30,910 --> 00:08:32,410
-�Abandoned�his�dog.
-�Now,�he's�late
230
00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:34,345
every�fucking�day,�and�then
you�give�him�a�second�chance.
231
00:08:34,380 --> 00:08:36,520
-�And�what�does�he�do?
-�Smells�like�a�brewery
232
00:08:36,549 --> 00:08:38,919
all�morning�and�a
dispensary�all�afternoon.
233
00:08:38,951 --> 00:08:41,221
-�Time�to�cut�him�loose.
-�I'll�do�something�like�that.
234
00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:44,324
-�There�he�is.
-�Just,�uh...
235
00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:46,557
don't�like�to�kick�people
when�they're�down.
236
00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:51,364
But...�I�ams�a�feminists.
237
00:08:51,397 --> 00:08:54,997
Never�want�to�get�your�dick
sucked�again,�then,�eh,�bud?
238
00:09:01,340 --> 00:09:03,110
"I�Speak�Feminist."
239
00:09:03,142 --> 00:09:04,812
Yo.�This�guy
likes�to�party.
240
00:09:04,844 --> 00:09:06,254
You're�not�that
guy,�are�you?
241
00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:08,449
I�will�no�longers�bes�brow-
beatens�because�of�my�beliefs.
242
00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:11,321
I'm�a�feminist,�sirs,
and�prouds�ofs�it.
243
00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:13,190
You�know�you�can�be�one�without
screaming�it
244
00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:15,019
in�everybody's�face,
though,�right?
245
00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:17,394
Those�who�shout�the�loudest
have�the�most�to�hide.
246
00:09:17,423 --> 00:09:19,433
-�Same�thing�goes�for�gals,�too.
-�(Yelling)�Huh?
247
00:09:19,458 --> 00:09:21,858
There's�no�rights�or�wrongs
ways�to�bes�a�feminists.
248
00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:23,334
You�mansplaining,�bud?
249
00:09:23,362 --> 00:09:24,802
Never.
250
00:09:24,830 --> 00:09:26,270
Hey,�boys.
251
00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:28,629
-�There's�womens�presents.
-�Okay,�fine.�Hey,�guys.
252
00:09:28,668 --> 00:09:30,998
-�That's�not�better.
-�Fuck�off.
253
00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:33,207
-�So,�it's�my�birthday�week--
-�Sorry.�What?
254
00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:35,009
It's�my
birthday�week,
255
00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:38,681
and�I�want�to�celebrate
it�with�everyone�I�care�about.
256
00:09:38,711 --> 00:09:41,511
So,�I�was�wondering�if�you�all
would�meet�me�here�tonight
257
00:09:41,547 --> 00:09:43,877
to�celebrate�the�best
birthday�week�ever.
258
00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:46,116
-�You're�that�guy?
-�What�guy?
259
00:09:46,152 --> 00:09:49,092
The�guy�who�makes�way�too�big
a�deal�out�of�his�own�birthday.
260
00:09:49,121 --> 00:09:51,021
Only�13-year-old
girls�can�use
261
00:09:51,057 --> 00:09:53,127
the�expression�"birthday
week,"�you�Sally.
262
00:09:53,159 --> 00:09:54,689
-�I�got�this,�buddy.
-�Thanks,�bud.
263
00:09:54,727 --> 00:09:56,427
Look.�It's�just�been
a�really--
264
00:09:56,462 --> 00:09:58,202
It's�just�been�a�really�tough
week�for�everyone,
265
00:09:58,230 --> 00:09:59,870
with�the�degens
fucking�with�us�again--
266
00:09:59,899 --> 00:10:01,299
Degens�are�fucking
with�youse,�too?
267
00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:03,374
Tibadoo�got�a�job
driving�the�Zamboni,
268
00:10:03,402 --> 00:10:05,202
but�he�didn't
show�up�for�work,
269
00:10:05,237 --> 00:10:08,007
and�we�had�to�play�our�beer
league�game�in�an�inch�of�snow.
270
00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:10,010
-�Fuck�youse,�Tibadoos.
-�And�I�just--
271
00:10:10,042 --> 00:10:11,842
I�just�think�a
birthday�week�party
272
00:10:11,877 --> 00:10:13,347
is�what�we�all�need
right�now.
273
00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:15,679
-�Huh?
-�And�you're�that�guy?
274
00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:17,575
(Hesitantly)
Yes?
275
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,947
The�guy�who�knows�what�we
all�need�right�now?
276
00:10:19,986 --> 00:10:22,046
What�next?�Anything�that
that�brings�you
277
00:10:22,088 --> 00:10:24,018
mild�satisfaction
is�everything?
278
00:10:24,056 --> 00:10:26,386
And�anyone�doing�anything
remotely�relatable
279
00:10:26,425 --> 00:10:27,525
is�"all�of�us"?
280
00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:29,830
Gail,�the�new�hand�soap�you�got
in�the�bathroom
281
00:10:29,862 --> 00:10:31,302
gives�me�life.
282
00:10:31,330 --> 00:10:33,400
Oh,�my�God,�Katy.
That�video�you�posted
283
00:10:33,432 --> 00:10:36,172
of�Gus�sleeping�beside
his�bowl�is�such�a�mood.
284
00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:38,902
You're�not�a�tabloid
magazine's�Twitter�account.
285
00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:40,068
Stop�talking
like�that.
286
00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:41,636
Well,�none�of�this
changes�the�fact
287
00:10:41,674 --> 00:10:44,714
that�I�still�want�to�make,
uh,�my�birthday�week--
288
00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:46,814
ALL:
Don't�say�"birthday�week"!
289
00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:48,676
I�wasn't�going�to!
290
00:10:48,714 --> 00:10:50,554
Birthday.
291
00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:53,153
But�I�do�really�want�to
make�a�week�out�of�it,�so...
292
00:10:53,185 --> 00:10:55,285
We'll�come�to�your
birthday�party.
293
00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,321
-�Thank�you.
-�You're�early.
294
00:10:57,356 --> 00:10:59,026
If�you're�not�10�minutes
early,�you're�late.
295
00:10:59,058 --> 00:11:00,388
Fucking�A,�ma�fille.
296
00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:02,356
Anik,�it's�my�birthday
week,�so�I�was--
297
00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:04,295
-�Don't�be�that�guy.
-�Okay.
298
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,470
-�Hi,�Anik.
-�Bonjour,�Daryl.
299
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,470
(Snapping)
300
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:11,101
Did�youse�know�that�those�little
top�ponies
301
00:11:11,137 --> 00:11:13,067
are�still�a�thing
with�dudes�in�Quebec?
302
00:11:13,105 --> 00:11:14,365
REILLY:
Like�a--�like�a�top�knot?
303
00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:15,977
GAIL:�Kind�of,
but�gnarlier.
304
00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:17,838
Like�a�little
nubbin�up�there.
305
00:11:17,877 --> 00:11:19,677
Hmm.�You�don't�say.
306
00:11:19,712 --> 00:11:22,082
DAN:�Nothing�wrong�with�a
guy�shows-ing�his�feminine�side,
307
00:11:22,114 --> 00:11:23,184
-�sirs,�especially--
-�No.
308
00:11:23,215 --> 00:11:24,615
-�No.�Okay.
-�I�was�watching
309
00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:27,290
some�hockey�fights�from
the�Quebec�senior�league,
310
00:11:27,319 --> 00:11:30,019
and�I�picked�out�two�dozen
of�those�little�nubbins
311
00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:31,416
in�the�crowd.
312
00:11:32,558 --> 00:11:33,758
REILLY:
Nubbin.
313
00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,193
Oh.
314
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:41,134
Now,�there's�a�way
things�run�around�here,
315
00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:43,697
and�your�work�ethic
is�slowing�up�production.
316
00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:46,610
Okay.
317
00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:49,179
I�can�see�you're�trying�to�turn
over�a�new�leaf�and�all�that,
318
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:51,278
and�I'm�trying
to�help�you,
319
00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:52,680
but�you're�not�reliable.
320
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,352
Okay.
321
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:57,480
Feels�to�me�like�there
might�be�a�problem.
322
00:11:57,516 --> 00:11:59,586
I�wonder�if�it
mightn't�be�a�bad�idea
323
00:11:59,618 --> 00:12:03,418
for�you�to�take�some�time
and�get�that�sorted.
324
00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:04,286
You�firing�me?
325
00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:06,633
Did�I�say�I�was
firing�you?
326
00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:11,262
Okay.
327
00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:26,714
Jivin's�saying�some
shit�about�you.
328
00:12:28,714 --> 00:12:30,154
And�we�know�it's�not�true,
329
00:12:30,182 --> 00:12:31,822
but�we�want�you�to�know
it's�being�said.
330
00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:33,391
He�came�to
us�for�some�contraband
331
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,819
an�hour�or�so�ago,
and�he�was�indignant,
332
00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:37,785
irked,�ireful,
ill-tempered!
333
00:12:37,823 --> 00:12:39,493
He�said�you
called�us�fags.
334
00:12:41,627 --> 00:12:43,597
We�know�you�wouldn't
say�that,�so...
335
00:12:43,629 --> 00:12:45,929
We�just�wanted�you�to
know�it�was�being�said.
336
00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:48,165
(Vehicle�approaching)
337
00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:55,209
MCMURRAY:
Wayne.
338
00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:58,082
How�are�you,�now?
339
00:12:58,110 --> 00:12:59,550
-�Good,�and�you?
-�Not�so�bad.
340
00:12:59,578 --> 00:13:03,378
Wayne,�Jivin'�come�to�the�house
looking�for�a�hot�tub.
341
00:13:03,415 --> 00:13:05,045
Now,�he's
an�old�pal,�so,
342
00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:06,824
you�know,�I�entertained
the�idea,
343
00:13:06,852 --> 00:13:09,792
but�then�he�had�the�audacity,
the�little�rat�bastard,
344
00:13:09,822 --> 00:13:12,422
to�say�that�when�he
was�here�working�with�youse,
345
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:15,128
that�youse�guys�were�saying
you'd�like�to�fuck�my�old�lady,
346
00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:16,501
Mrs.�McMurray!
347
00:13:19,598 --> 00:13:21,898
Now,�I�know
you�wouldn't�say�it.
348
00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:26,342
I'm�just�letting�you�know,
it's�being�said.
349
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,007
We�know�you
wouldn't�say�it.
350
00:13:30,042 --> 00:13:33,812
But,�like...�if�you�did...
351
00:13:33,846 --> 00:13:35,846
(Vehicle�approaching)
352
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,290
(Truck�doors�closing)
353
00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:48,157
Jivin'�was�talking�shit�about
you�in�the�MoDean's�parking�lot.
354
00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:49,934
Dan�went�to�punched�him.
He�ducked�out.
355
00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:52,402
Dary�went�to�chase�him,
but�he�couldn't�catch�him.
356
00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:56,367
Well,�that's
the�difference
357
00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:58,702
between�a�friend
and�a�pal.
358
00:13:58,737 --> 00:14:02,407
A�pal�will�listen�to�someone
talk�shit�about�you.
359
00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:04,081
A�friend�won't�hear
a�second�of�it.
360
00:14:04,109 --> 00:14:05,339
Degens�are�back.
361
00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:07,177
Degens�ain't
welcomes.
362
00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:08,983
How�we�going
to�fuck�this�pig?
363
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,089
Hi.
364
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,920
Daryl!
365
00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:17,986
What?
366
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,533
You're�that�guy?
367
00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:21,889
(Both�laughing)
368
00:14:21,927 --> 00:14:23,297
BOTH:
Oh,�my�God!
369
00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:25,759
Oh,�my�God!�Oh,�my�God!
370
00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:27,698
-�I�tried�to�tell�him.
-�Nothing�wrongs
371
00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:29,503
with�showings�your
feminine�sides,�Darys.
372
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,365
Take�your�hair�down,
you�fucking�woman.
373
00:14:31,403 --> 00:14:32,843
You�going�to�rip
some�Ultimate�later?
374
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,412
-�You�mean�Ultimate�Frisbee?
-�Guess�not.
375
00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:37,341
If�you�were,�you�would�know�they
just�call�it�Ultimate.
376
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:39,476
You�going�for�glamour
shots�later�or�something?
377
00:14:39,511 --> 00:14:41,451
Well,�okay.�You�said
dudes�from�Quebec
378
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,720
have�tiny�little�top�knots�up
there,�so�I�thought�maybe--
379
00:14:43,749 --> 00:14:45,649
Daryl.
380
00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:48,154
Mm.�Hello,�Anik.
381
00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:49,987
Trying�something�new?
382
00:14:50,022 --> 00:14:53,132
This?�Oh.�(Chuckling)
You�noticed.
383
00:14:53,158 --> 00:14:54,958
You�look�like
all�my�cousints.
384
00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:57,532
(Skids�laughing)
385
00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,773
-�That�was�hot.
-�That�was...
386
00:14:59,798 --> 00:15:02,398
It's�good�to�be�known�for
something,�Daryl.
387
00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:05,244
And�there�is�nothing�wrong
with�being...�that�guy.
388
00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:07,171
For�instance,
I�wear�a�bowler�hat.
389
00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:08,506
(Snapping)
I'm�that�guy.
390
00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:10,680
Yeah,�and�I�wear�a�bandana.
I'm�that�guy.
391
00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:11,879
Thank�you,�skids.
392
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:12,951
Just�don't�be...
393
00:15:12,978 --> 00:15:14,048
BOTH:
That�guy!
394
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,309
(Both�laughing)
395
00:15:15,347 --> 00:15:17,177
Oh,�my�God!�Oh,�my�God!
396
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:18,976
Hey,�Gails,�what
guys�are�youse?
397
00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:20,548
-�In�a�town�this�size?
-�Yeah.
398
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,756
-�The�black�guy.
-�The�great�David�Beckham
399
00:15:22,788 --> 00:15:26,058
could�barely�pull
that�off,�you�fool.
400
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,491
Bender�like
Beckham.�(Laughing)
401
00:15:27,526 --> 00:15:30,556
Hilarious�coming�from
A�Clockwork�Orange.
402
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:31,926
-�What?
-�KATY:�They're�right.
403
00:15:31,964 --> 00:15:34,474
You're�no
Jon�Snow,�bud.
404
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,500
Don't�you�have�a�Mighty�Mighty
Bosstones�show�to�get�to?
405
00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:38,065
I'm�more�of
a�Rancid�gal.
406
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,343
What's�with
the�hat,�Dan?
407
00:15:39,371 --> 00:15:41,041
-�I,�sirs,�am--
-�Just�kidding.
408
00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:43,013
-�I�don't�give�a�fuck.
-�Why�would�you�ask�him,�then?
409
00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:44,042
That�was�so�rude!
410
00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:45,806
(All�talking
at�once)
411
00:15:45,844 --> 00:15:48,354
(Angrily�talking�over
each�other)
412
00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:02,333
(Spitting)
413
00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:07,665
What�happens
now,�Wayne?
414
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:10,140
You�start�walking�in
this�direction,
415
00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:11,699
or�you�start�running
in�the�other�one.
416
00:16:11,737 --> 00:16:14,237
Yeah?�You�going
to�chase�me?
417
00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:16,443
No.�You've�done
what�you've�done.
418
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:18,135
And�if�you�want
to�humiliate�yourself
419
00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:19,777
right�here�in�front
of�all�your�pals
420
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:23,652
by�not�taking�responsibility
for�it�when�the�time's�come...
421
00:16:23,682 --> 00:16:25,552
well,�that's
enough�for�me.
422
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,492
And�what�if�we�just
beat�the�shit�out�of�you
423
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:29,990
right�here
and�right�now?
424
00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:33,592
I'm�not�leaving�here�without
some�sort�of�resolution.
425
00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:36,803
I�came�to�work
every�single�day,
426
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,469
and�I�poured�my�heart
and�soul�into�that�job.
427
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,128
And�you�tell�me�I'm
slowing�up�production
428
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:42,296
to�try�to�fire�me?
429
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:43,774
I�never�said
I�was�firing�you.
430
00:16:43,802 --> 00:16:46,412
I've�been�chore-ing
20�years!
431
00:16:46,438 --> 00:16:48,468
Twenty�years,�and�no
one's�ever�told�me
432
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:51,137
I�was�slowing
up�production�in�my�life!
433
00:16:52,978 --> 00:16:55,978
So�maybe�you�ought�to�take�a
good,�hard�look�in�the�mirror,
434
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:59,815
do�some�thinking�about�which
one�of�us�is�the�real�problem,
435
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:03,692
because�the�only�person�with
an�issue�here...�is�you.
436
00:17:03,722 --> 00:17:06,862
Youse�have�upset�a�lot
of�people�in�town.
437
00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:10,702
Yeah?�Well,�it's�a�good
thing�I'm�from�upcountry.
438
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,031
But�in�spite�of
all�that--
439
00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:14,395
Despite.
440
00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:16,943
-�Despite�what?
-�Never�mind.
441
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:18,699
In�spite�of
all�that,
442
00:17:18,737 --> 00:17:20,737
I'm�going�to�give�you
a�little�pass,
443
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:23,913
prove�to�you�I'm�not
the�man�you�think�I�am!
444
00:17:23,942 --> 00:17:25,342
So,�go.
Go,�go,�go.
445
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,707
Gather�up�some�of
your�pals,
446
00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:31,316
and�when�youse�are�ready
to�sort�this�out...
447
00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:33,350
we'll�be
right�here�waiting.
448
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,545
(Brendan�Canning�"Plugged�In")
449
00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:40,657
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450
00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:45,202
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451
00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:56,113
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452
00:17:56,141 --> 00:18:00,651
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453
00:18:00,679 --> 00:18:05,119
���...not�working���
454
00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:09,590
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455
00:18:09,621 --> 00:18:14,431
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456
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:19,130
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457
00:18:19,164 --> 00:18:22,334
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458
00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:32,577
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459
00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:43,588
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460
00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:49,030
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461
00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:52,261
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462
00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:55,167
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463
00:18:57,436 --> 00:19:02,206
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464
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:05,141
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465
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:11,616
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466
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:16,320
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467
00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:20,655
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468
00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:25,262
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469
00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:28,997
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470
00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:39,044
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471
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00:19:51,056 --> 00:20:01,066
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475
00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:24,591
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476
00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:29,433
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477
00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:31,661
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478
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:36,266
���I�love�you���
479
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:42,141
���Your�holiday���
480
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:46,645
���No�more�holidays���
481
00:20:48,447 --> 00:20:50,147
���I�can�take���
482
00:20:50,449 --> 00:21:00,659
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483
00:21:01,493 --> 00:21:11,703
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484
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485
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486
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487
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