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You're�hangin'�a�piss
with�your�pals�the�other�day...
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00:00:13,046 --> 00:00:14,206
(Urine�splashing)
3
00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:16,454
Sounds�like�a�healthy�streams
there,�Darys.
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00:00:16,449 --> 00:00:18,619
I'm�told�Italians
have�narrow�urethras.
5
00:00:18,618 --> 00:00:20,748
Then,�from�the�sounds�of�it,
Dary�ain'ts�Italian.
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00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:23,394
Might�could�be�just�a�wee�bit
Italian�by�the�sounds�of�it.
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00:00:24,491 --> 00:00:26,531
I�thought�only
girls�have�urethras?
8
00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:28,286
No.�You're�thinksin'
of�uteruses.
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00:00:28,294 --> 00:00:30,404
Uteri.
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00:00:30,397 --> 00:00:32,297
You�know,�I�was�told
the�Swiss�shit�black
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00:00:32,298 --> 00:00:33,598
because�of�all
the�chocolate�they�eat.
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00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,640
Only�bad�chocolate
makes�you�shits�blacks,
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00:00:35,635 --> 00:00:36,865
not�good�Swiss�chocolates.
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00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,970
Well,�like,�if�it�was�imported
from�another�country,�like...
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00:00:38,972 --> 00:00:39,972
Ireland.
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00:00:39,973 --> 00:00:41,173
-�Scotlands.
-�Wonkaland.
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00:00:41,174 --> 00:00:43,184
I�think�Alexander
might�have�a�narrow�urethra.
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00:00:43,176 --> 00:00:45,446
I�was�standing�beside�him,
having�a�piss,
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00:00:45,445 --> 00:00:47,275
and�I�had�finished�mine�before
he'd�even�started�his.
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00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:48,720
No.�You're�thinksin'�of�shy
bladders.
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00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,045
He�just�stood�there,
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00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,350
pullin'�on�it
every�few�seconds.
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00:00:51,351 --> 00:00:52,951
I�seen�'em�bop�it
off�the�urinal�one�time,
24
00:00:52,952 --> 00:00:54,092
trying�to�get�'er�goin'.
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00:00:54,087 --> 00:00:55,387
Guys�with�shy�bladders
can�only�piss
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00:00:55,388 --> 00:00:56,888
if�they're
in�the�rights�environments.
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00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,160
Well,�like,
warm�or�cold?
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00:00:58,158 --> 00:00:59,388
No.�You're�thinksin'
of�climates.
29
00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:00,992
So,�he�couldn't�have�a�piss
right�here�with�me?
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00:01:00,994 --> 00:01:02,364
He'd�likelys�prefers�not�to.
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00:01:02,362 --> 00:01:04,362
Peoples�with�shy�bladders
can't�piss�at�the�urinals
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00:01:04,364 --> 00:01:05,874
if�someone's
standing�next�to�them.
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00:01:05,865 --> 00:01:07,025
It's�like�a�stage
frights�things.
34
00:01:07,033 --> 00:01:08,643
Like�a�stand�your�ground
or�run�away�type�thing?
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00:01:08,635 --> 00:01:10,235
No.�You're�thinksin'
fights�or�flights.
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00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:11,436
Well,�how�do�you�rock
a�piss?
37
00:01:11,438 --> 00:01:12,868
Well,�peoples
with�shy�bladders
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00:01:12,872 --> 00:01:15,142
gots�to�be�awares�of�all�the
available�washrooms,�likelys.
39
00:01:15,141 --> 00:01:16,511
Like�the�CIA�has�to�be�aware
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00:01:16,509 --> 00:01:18,509
of�all�the�available
exits�for�the�president.
41
00:01:18,511 --> 00:01:20,651
No.�You're�thinksin'
of�the�Secret�Services.
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'Kay.
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00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:23,518
But,�you�know,�I�imagines,�if
you�have�a�shy�bladder,
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00:01:23,516 --> 00:01:25,346
your�brains�is�kinds�of
like�the�Secret�Service
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and�your�horn's�kind�of�like
the�President.
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00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:28,560
Potamus?
47
00:01:28,555 --> 00:01:29,985
No.�You're�thinksin'
of�POTUSes.
48
00:01:29,989 --> 00:01:31,359
Isn't�that�something?
49
00:01:31,357 --> 00:01:33,457
The�Secret�Service�organizes
everythings�for�the�POTUSes.
50
00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:35,960
Yeah,�POTUS�doesn't�have�much
of�a�choice�there,�but,�well,
51
00:01:35,962 --> 00:01:38,332
he's�the�one�who�wanted�to�be
leader�of�the�free�world,�so...
52
00:01:38,331 --> 00:01:39,731
Imagine�you�work�your
way�up�secret�serving,
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00:01:39,732 --> 00:01:41,502
and�then�you�get�assigned�a
detail�to�protect�POTUS,
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and�then,�all�you're�doing
is�just�clearing�bathrooms
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00:01:43,303 --> 00:01:44,303
for�him�and�his�shy�bladder.
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Hey,�check�yourself.
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00:01:45,672 --> 00:01:49,142
Any�detail�those�dudes�get
assigned�is�a�fuckin'�honour.
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00:01:49,142 --> 00:01:50,582
-�I�think�so's�toos.
-�Ask�any�one�of�them.
59
00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:52,577
Yeah,�they'd�be�happy�with�any
details�you�gives�'em.
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00:01:52,579 --> 00:01:53,879
I�think�I'd�try�to�switch
details
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-�with�another�secret�server.
-�I�don't�think�that's
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00:01:55,682 --> 00:01:57,422
how�presidentials�details�works
theres,�Darys.
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00:01:57,417 --> 00:02:00,047
Alright,�riddle�me�this�-
let's�say�you�work�your�way
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00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:01,323
all�the�way�up�to
being�a�secret�server,
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00:02:01,321 --> 00:02:02,961
what�are�you�gonna
do�then?�Huh?
66
00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:05,156
Gonna�go�to�the�POTUS,
say�you�don't�like�your�detail?
67
00:02:05,158 --> 00:02:06,958
That�you�want�another
secret�server's�detail?
68
00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:10,000
Don't�be�surprise�they�take�away
your�details�altogether.
69
00:02:09,996 --> 00:02:11,326
You'd�be�scrubbing
the�ship's�commodes.
70
00:02:11,331 --> 00:02:12,631
Yeah,�I�guess�you're�right.
71
00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:14,402
Old�boss�is�always�a�dick
till�you�meet�the�new�one.
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00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,170
You'll�be�dreaming
of�the�old�boss'�dick.
73
00:02:16,169 --> 00:02:18,369
Fuckin'�leader
of�the�free�world.
74
00:02:18,371 --> 00:02:20,341
If�I�was�a�secret�servers,�I'd
be�happy�to�help�the�POTUSes
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00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:21,810
in�any�ways�he�neededs.
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00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:22,838
So,�he's�not�standing�there,
77
00:02:22,842 --> 00:02:25,152
boppin'�his�wiener�off
the�urinal�like�Alexander.
78
00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,705
Why�doesn't�he�just�use
the�handicap�bathroom?
79
00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:28,883
-�Complete�privacy.
-�Oh,�that's�uncouth.
80
00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:30,622
Yeah.�I�don't�think�the�secret
servers�would�think
81
00:02:30,617 --> 00:02:32,017
that's�a�very�good�looks�for
the�POTUSes.
82
00:02:32,018 --> 00:02:33,818
Why�doesn't�the�Secret�Service
just�clear�the�bathroom
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00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,390
entirely?�That�way,�you�don't
have�to�check
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00:02:35,388 --> 00:02:38,018
-�if�anybody's�in�there.
-�Listen,�I�don't�know�about
85
00:02:38,024 --> 00:02:40,264
youse,�but�that�sounds�an�awful
lot�to�me�like�abuse�of�power.
86
00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:41,690
The�POTUS�has�gots�to�bes
for�the�peoples.
87
00:02:41,694 --> 00:02:44,234
Well,�what�if�the�Secret�Service
hired�guys�with�shy�bladders
88
00:02:44,230 --> 00:02:45,330
to�secretly�serve?
89
00:02:45,331 --> 00:02:46,931
So,�they�could�empathize
with�the�POTUSes?
90
00:02:46,933 --> 00:02:48,543
-�Yeah.
-�No�chance�in�hell.
91
00:02:48,535 --> 00:02:50,635
-�Why�not?
-�Don't�ask,�don't�tell.
92
00:02:50,637 --> 00:02:52,567
You�think�the�Secret�Service
ever�kicked�a�guy�off�the�can,
93
00:02:52,572 --> 00:02:53,942
so�the�president
could�rock�a�piss?
94
00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:55,880
Not�unless�he's�trying�to�flush
a�vote�down�the�toilet.
95
00:02:55,875 --> 00:02:58,035
Can�you�imagine�if�the
POTUSes�had�a�shy�bladders
96
00:02:58,044 --> 00:02:59,284
and�was�Italians?
97
00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:00,979
Talks�about
doubles�troubles.
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00:03:00,980 --> 00:03:03,550
Hoo-hoo!�Hoo-hoo!
99
00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:05,120
Well,�fuck,
the�Secret�Service
100
00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:08,218
would�have�their
hands�full�then,�boy!
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00:03:08,221 --> 00:03:12,391
I'm�told�Italians
have�narrow�urethras.
102
00:03:12,392 --> 00:03:12,492
��
103
00:03:24,003 --> 00:03:25,973
Youse�wanna�see�some
butt-fuckery?
104
00:03:25,972 --> 00:03:28,342
Not�particularly.
105
00:03:28,341 --> 00:03:30,181
-�No.
-�Yes.
106
00:03:30,176 --> 00:03:31,406
No,�no,�no.
107
00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:32,851
Made�its�way�back
to�me�twice�already.
108
00:03:32,845 --> 00:03:34,905
Two�separate�sources.
109
00:03:34,914 --> 00:03:36,184
-�Fuck�a�duck.
-�Uh-huh.
110
00:03:36,182 --> 00:03:37,352
What's
the�frequency,�Kenneth?
111
00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:38,450
Nude�o'clock.
112
00:03:38,451 --> 00:03:40,191
(Chuckling)�Prove�it.
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00:03:40,186 --> 00:03:41,546
Of�Gail.
114
00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:43,624
-�BOTH:�Nope.
-�Well,�I'd�still�take�a�gander.
115
00:03:43,623 --> 00:03:45,393
-�Cool�it.
-�No�James�Van�Der-peeking.
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00:03:45,391 --> 00:03:47,231
It�ain't�Dawson's�crack.
117
00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,157
I�don't�wanna�wait
for�our�lives�to�be�over.
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00:03:49,162 --> 00:03:50,432
Just�show�it�to�me.
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00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:52,330
Mind�your�scruples,�Dary.
120
00:03:52,332 --> 00:03:53,372
Does�Gail�know?
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00:03:53,366 --> 00:03:54,696
En�route�to�her�now.
122
00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:56,441
Sending�nudes�has
becomes�very�populars
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00:03:56,436 --> 00:03:58,196
amongst�the�youngs
peoples�these�days.
124
00:03:58,204 --> 00:03:59,514
Shouldn't�take
pictures�of�yourself.
125
00:03:59,505 --> 00:04:01,535
Sending�nudes�is�one�thing.
Get�after�it.
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00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:03,341
Yeah,�let�your
freak�flag�fly.
127
00:04:03,343 --> 00:04:04,883
Leaking�nudes�is�another.
128
00:04:04,877 --> 00:04:08,377
Don't�take�pictures
of�yourself�at�the�gym.
129
00:04:08,381 --> 00:04:09,781
I�mean,�show�it�to�a�pal
or�two�on�your�phone,
130
00:04:09,782 --> 00:04:13,152
have�a�giggle,�but�don't
send�it�to�a�pal.�Fuckin'�nerds.
131
00:04:13,152 --> 00:04:15,192
It�ought�to�be
punishable�by�castration.
132
00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:16,258
Straight�up.
133
00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,286
What?�Like
a�bilaterals�orchidectomys?
134
00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:19,431
I�don't�give�a�shit!
135
00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:21,255
You�should�lose�your
balls�for�leaking�nudes.
136
00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,461
And�then,
137
00:04:22,462 --> 00:04:24,302
a�picture�of�your
nut-less�ball�sack
138
00:04:24,297 --> 00:04:26,467
should�be�sent�to�everyone
you�sent�the�nude�to.
139
00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:29,066
Hey,�bud,
you�ever�see�that�video
140
00:04:29,068 --> 00:04:30,498
of�that�dude�who's
sittin'�on�stage
141
00:04:30,503 --> 00:04:32,773
and�crosses�his�leg
and�crushes�his�nut?
142
00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:35,212
Oh,�what?�This�one?
143
00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:36,778
(Chuckling)
144
00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:38,746
Well,�Katy,
boys�will�be�boys�and--
145
00:04:38,745 --> 00:04:41,205
Exactly!
That�is�exactly�what�you�are.
146
00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:44,024
If�you�send�a�naked�picture�of
the�girl�you're�having�sex�with
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00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:46,387
to�your�pals,�you�are�a�boy.
148
00:04:46,386 --> 00:04:49,416
Well...�how�are�we
gonna�fuck�this�pig?
149
00:04:49,422 --> 00:04:52,192
One:
locate�culprit.
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00:04:52,191 --> 00:04:54,861
Two:�delete�evidence.
And�three...
151
00:04:54,861 --> 00:04:57,001
Yes,�and�three...
152
00:04:56,996 --> 00:04:58,966
Vigilante�justice.
153
00:05:00,099 --> 00:05:01,799
That's�the�spirit,
big�brother.
154
00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:04,371
No.�No,�I�think�I...
155
00:05:04,370 --> 00:05:07,240
Well,�I�think�I�just�got
stung�by�a�bee.
156
00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:12,210
(Electronic�dance
music�playing)
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00:05:12,211 --> 00:05:16,121
��
158
00:05:16,115 --> 00:05:20,045
Ooh...
(Breathing�heavily)
159
00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:22,363
Ooh.
You�feel�that?
160
00:05:22,355 --> 00:05:23,685
-�What?
-�Heat.
161
00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:25,530
You�don't�think
it's�a�bit�brisk�today?
162
00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:28,725
Heat.�Cop�nip.
All�eyes�on�me.
163
00:05:28,728 --> 00:05:30,558
We're�in�the�centre�of�the�ring,
just�like�a�circus.
164
00:05:30,563 --> 00:05:32,473
There's�too�much
heat�on�our�names.
165
00:05:32,465 --> 00:05:34,365
Fools�out�here
blowing�up�our�spot.
166
00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:35,537
Yeah,�finna'
catch�a�body.
167
00:05:35,535 --> 00:05:37,695
What�you�sayin',
shot�caller?
168
00:05:37,704 --> 00:05:40,244
What�would�fools�do,
if�we�didn't�deal�anymore?
169
00:05:40,239 --> 00:05:42,279
What�would�we�do?
170
00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:43,875
-�Well,�we�would�still�deal.
-�Oh,�okay.
171
00:05:43,876 --> 00:05:45,646
But�under�the�guise
of�a�proxy.
172
00:05:45,645 --> 00:05:48,345
And�on�top�of�taking
the�heat�off�of�our�name,
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00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,348
he�would�be�able�to
inflate�the�prices,
174
00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:53,790
charging�fools
whatever�premium�suits�us.
175
00:05:53,786 --> 00:05:54,886
A�proxy?
176
00:05:54,887 --> 00:05:56,757
Can�we�call�it
"Operation:�Goldiprox?"
177
00:05:56,756 --> 00:05:59,426
Operation:
Proxic�Relationship.
178
00:05:59,425 --> 00:06:01,185
Operation:�Smallprox?
179
00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:03,334
Operation:
Longprox�On�The�Beach.
180
00:06:03,329 --> 00:06:05,699
Operation:
Safety�Deposit�Prox.
181
00:06:05,698 --> 00:06:07,468
That�would�take
the�heat�off�our�names.
182
00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:09,837
But�who�would�help�us
in�such�a�matter?
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00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:12,706
Or�any�matter,
for�that�matter?
184
00:06:14,273 --> 00:06:17,683
(Gasping)
Operation:�Bagels�With�Prox.
185
00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:22,183
BOTH:�'Sup.
186
00:06:22,181 --> 00:06:24,251
NM,�NM.�You?
187
00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:25,420
We�out�here.
188
00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:26,748
Cool.�Cool,�cool,�cool.
189
00:06:26,753 --> 00:06:28,223
-�Sure�you�right.
-�You�know�what�it�is?
190
00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:29,691
Hype.
191
00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:31,759
It's,�uh,
Goldstein?
192
00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:33,488
Yeah.
AKA:�Billfold-stein,
193
00:06:33,493 --> 00:06:34,963
legend�of�oldstein,
never�paroled-stein,
194
00:06:34,961 --> 00:06:37,831
never�controlled-stein,
a�story�untoldstein.
195
00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:38,970
We�are...
196
00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:41,195
Sir�Patrick�Stewart,
Gary�Roaldman.
197
00:06:42,668 --> 00:06:44,838
So,�what�you�know�about
extra-curricular�activities?
198
00:06:44,837 --> 00:06:47,437
I've�been�known�to�enrol
in�the�after�school�curriculum.
199
00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:48,470
Lead�guitar�in�a�contraband?
200
00:06:48,474 --> 00:06:49,714
Got�a�phernalia.
201
00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:51,209
Shit,�I�even�got
a�pair-a-phernalia.
202
00:06:51,210 --> 00:06:52,650
Stewart's�making
drug�references.
203
00:06:52,645 --> 00:06:54,905
I�just�want�to�make�sure
that�that's�what�you're�doing.
204
00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:57,984
Roald�up�the�rim�to�win,
you...�can�be�sure.
205
00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:00,545
Do�you�want�some?
206
00:07:00,553 --> 00:07:01,593
-�Now?
-�Yes.
207
00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:03,987
-�Yes.
-�Free.
208
00:07:03,990 --> 00:07:05,390
Free�weed?
209
00:07:05,391 --> 00:07:07,891
(Scoffing)
Watchu�talkin'�bout�weed?
210
00:07:07,894 --> 00:07:09,464
Khalifa,
the�Goblin,�the�Dojo.
211
00:07:09,462 --> 00:07:10,632
I�meant�free�rips.
212
00:07:10,630 --> 00:07:12,130
Rips?�Whatchu�talkin'
bout�rips?
213
00:07:12,131 --> 00:07:14,571
The�lines,�the�linos,
the�devil's�dandruff.
214
00:07:14,567 --> 00:07:15,737
No.�That's--
That's�not�kosher.
215
00:07:15,735 --> 00:07:17,165
Weed�isn't�even�a�drug.
216
00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:18,200
Yes,�it�is.
217
00:07:18,204 --> 00:07:19,414
When�you're�six.
218
00:07:19,405 --> 00:07:21,335
You�must�have�been
a�troubled�six-year-old.
219
00:07:21,340 --> 00:07:24,080
It's�not�a�drug,�though.
It's�weed.
220
00:07:24,076 --> 00:07:25,906
Actually,�it�is�very
commonly�referred�to�as
221
00:07:25,912 --> 00:07:27,482
the�gateway�drug.
222
00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:29,380
Gateway�to�salt�'n'�vinnies
223
00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:31,352
and�pocketing�other
peoples'�lighters.
224
00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:33,050
(Both�laughing)
225
00:07:33,052 --> 00:07:34,722
What�are�you�guys,
the�joint�task�force?
226
00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:36,160
We�have
a�business�proposition!
227
00:07:36,155 --> 00:07:37,355
-�Word?
-�Sure�you�right.
228
00:07:37,356 --> 00:07:38,886
-�You�know�what�it�is.
-�Hype.
229
00:07:38,891 --> 00:07:41,731
You�will�sell�for�us�in�order
to�inflate�the�prices
230
00:07:41,727 --> 00:07:45,057
and�take�the�heat
off�of�our�names.
231
00:07:45,064 --> 00:07:46,934
-�Why�me?
-�You're�our�chosen�person.
232
00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:48,473
Because�I'm�one
of�the�chosen�people?
233
00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:49,868
-�Precisely.
-�So,�because�I'm�Jewish,
234
00:07:49,869 --> 00:07:52,509
you�think�I'm�business-minded
and�money-minded?
235
00:07:52,505 --> 00:07:53,535
-�BOTH:�No!
-�No,�no,�no.
236
00:07:53,539 --> 00:07:54,709
-�BOTH:�What?
-�I-I...
237
00:07:54,707 --> 00:07:56,077
-�What?
-�I�don't�see�religion.
238
00:07:56,075 --> 00:07:58,405
-�No,�'cause�I�am.
-�BOTH:�That's�good�for�you.
239
00:07:58,411 --> 00:08:00,751
That's�really�good�for�you.
Because�that�had�nothing...
240
00:08:00,746 --> 00:08:03,016
We�didn't�even�talk�about�it--
That�had�nothing�to�do--
241
00:08:03,015 --> 00:08:05,515
I�didn't�know
you�were�Jewish.�Jewish?
242
00:08:05,518 --> 00:08:06,748
Couldn't�tell?
243
00:08:06,752 --> 00:08:08,022
-�Consider�it�a�Mitzvah.
-�A�Mitzvah.
244
00:08:08,020 --> 00:08:09,860
BOTH:�Mitzvah.
Mitzvah.�Mitzvah.
245
00:08:09,856 --> 00:08:11,956
I�do�this�Mitzvah
in�exchange�for�drugs?
246
00:08:11,958 --> 00:08:13,128
Free�drugs.
247
00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:14,625
Ah.�Win-win.
248
00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:16,797
-�Sure�you�right.
-�You�know�what�it�is.
249
00:08:16,796 --> 00:08:18,156
Hype.
250
00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:20,602
Bonnie,�how�are�ya�now?
251
00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,670
-�Pissed�'n�you?
-�Not�so�bad.
252
00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:24,468
-�What�are�you�lookin'�at�ther--
-�Not�now,�Daryl.
253
00:08:24,470 --> 00:08:25,740
What�are�you�looking�at?
254
00:08:25,738 --> 00:08:28,108
The�best�way�to�remove
a�man's�balls�from�his�body.
255
00:08:28,107 --> 00:08:30,307
We're�all�over�it,�Bonno.
256
00:08:30,309 --> 00:08:31,639
And�now,�so�am�I.
257
00:08:31,644 --> 00:08:33,454
-�Gailers�here?
-�Liquor�run.
258
00:08:33,446 --> 00:08:35,006
Where�do�you�stand
in�all�of�this,�Bonnie?
259
00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:38,154
Bro,�you�leak�a�pic,
you�lose�your�dick.
260
00:08:38,150 --> 00:08:39,990
Look,�all�I'm�saying�is�that
maybe�we�should�follow
261
00:08:39,986 --> 00:08:43,156
the�money�around�and
take�a�little�look--
262
00:08:43,155 --> 00:08:44,685
So,�wheres�dos�we�starts?
263
00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:46,490
Youse�don't.
We�got�this.
264
00:08:46,492 --> 00:08:48,692
We'll�be�back
when�it's�sorted.
265
00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:50,234
Well,�should�we�get
hammered�then?
266
00:08:50,229 --> 00:08:51,429
I'd�get�hammered.
267
00:08:51,430 --> 00:08:53,500
I's�never�tried
an�Aperol�Spritz.
268
00:08:53,499 --> 00:08:55,999
So,�where�do�we�start?
269
00:08:56,002 --> 00:08:57,072
Dealer's�choice.
270
00:08:57,069 --> 00:08:58,469
Well...
271
00:08:58,471 --> 00:09:01,411
my�brother's�kind
of�a�piece�of�shit.
272
00:09:01,407 --> 00:09:02,677
-�Hey!
-�How�'r�you�now?
273
00:09:02,675 --> 00:09:03,705
-�How�'r�you�now?
-�Not�s'bad.
274
00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:05,849
-�(Speaking�auctioneer�babble)
-�'Kay.
275
00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:08,075
-�McMurrays...
-�Rosie.
276
00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:10,180
There's�a�leaked�nude�of�my
cousint�circulating�around�town
277
00:09:10,182 --> 00:09:11,752
and�we're�looking
for�who's�behind�it.
278
00:09:11,751 --> 00:09:13,421
Oh.�So,�what�are�we�talkin'
about�here?�Tits?
279
00:09:13,419 --> 00:09:15,019
Beaver?
Li'l�beaver�cleaver?
280
00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:16,291
One�of�them
over-the-shoulder�shots
281
00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:17,919
into�the�mirror�with�a
li'l�bit�of�backside?
282
00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:19,964
-�Tits�and�beav?
-�Ooh.�Did�you�see�her�split?
283
00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:21,789
Maybe�one�of�those�bent
over�shots�into�the�mirror
284
00:09:21,794 --> 00:09:23,404
you�just�get�a�li'l
peek-a-boo�of�her�split?
285
00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:24,696
MCMURRAY:�Yeah,�a�little
split�sampler?
286
00:09:24,697 --> 00:09:25,767
Little�split�sample�platter?
287
00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:27,795
Little�split�mingler?
288
00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,100
Ew.
289
00:09:29,101 --> 00:09:30,071
Well,�who's�got�it?
290
00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:31,439
Yeah.�Let's�have�a�li'l
peek-a-boo.
291
00:09:31,437 --> 00:09:32,707
That's�what�I�always�say.
292
00:09:32,705 --> 00:09:35,305
If�it�wasn't�sent�to�you,
it�wasn't�meant�for�you!
293
00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:36,978
Let's�have�a�cock�suckin'
gin�and�tonic,�then.
294
00:09:36,976 --> 00:09:38,676
-�So�you�haven't�seen�it?
-�Well,�not�yet,
295
00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:39,948
but�the�suspense
is�killing�me!
296
00:09:39,946 --> 00:09:41,606
Now,�now,�Baby,�maybe�don't�get
your�hopes�up.
297
00:09:41,614 --> 00:09:43,254
You�know�what�they�say:
the�bigger�the�build-up,
298
00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:44,079
the�shittier�the�movie.
299
00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:45,893
So�you�don't�know
who�leaked�it?
300
00:09:45,885 --> 00:09:47,485
No,�but�if�I�was�youse,
301
00:09:47,486 --> 00:09:49,486
I'd�be�looking�directly
at�Jimmy�Dickskin.
302
00:09:49,488 --> 00:09:50,558
(Gasping)
303
00:09:50,556 --> 00:09:52,456
What�do�you�have
against�Jim�Dickens?
304
00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:53,858
He's�too�tall,
that's�all�I�know!
305
00:09:53,859 --> 00:09:55,289
Too�tall
to�be�trusted!
306
00:09:55,294 --> 00:09:58,334
Don't�believe�a�word�he�says.
It's�all�tall�tales!
307
00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:00,231
He�was�the�last�one�to
crawl�up�that�skin�slide,
308
00:10:00,232 --> 00:10:02,742
so�don't�youse�stand�here
waving�your�fingers�at�me.
309
00:10:02,735 --> 00:10:04,835
-�Jim�Dickens�is�a�good�guy.
-�With�values.
310
00:10:04,837 --> 00:10:06,867
He�would�never�do
anything�like�that.
311
00:10:06,872 --> 00:10:10,382
Even�a�broken�clock
is�right�twice�a�day!
312
00:10:10,376 --> 00:10:12,446
-�Huh?
-�Do�the�math!
313
00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:15,145
Do�you�have�anything
to�say�to�that?
314
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:21,920
As�it�turns�out,
315
00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:24,861
I�will�not�be�joining�you
for�an�afternoon�hot�tub.
316
00:10:24,857 --> 00:10:26,257
Know�anything
about�this,�Jim?
317
00:10:26,258 --> 00:10:28,588
Miss�Gail�and�I�have�had
a�courtship�in�the�past,
318
00:10:28,594 --> 00:10:30,804
but�if�I�ever�circulated�a�naked
photo�of�a�woman
319
00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:32,196
who�trusted�me
with�her�body,
320
00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:34,668
I�would�voluntarily�permit�that
woman�to�cut�off�my�genitals
321
00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:36,467
and�then�thank�her
for�the�kindness!
322
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,499
There's�some
good�ones�left.
323
00:10:37,503 --> 00:10:38,803
-�Yeah.
-�You�know�what,
324
00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:41,074
give�me�one�good�reason
why�we�ought�to�believe�that,
325
00:10:41,073 --> 00:10:42,713
you�redwood-lookin'�beanstalk,
326
00:10:42,708 --> 00:10:44,638
cell�phone�tower-lookin'
sombitch?
327
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,054
He�looks�a�bit
like�Jeff�Goldblum.
328
00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:48,905
You�want�one�good�reason?
I'll�give�you�one.
329
00:10:48,914 --> 00:10:51,024
And�after�that,
I'll�give�you�two.
330
00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:52,917
And�then�after�that,�I'll�give
you�three�good�reasons...
331
00:10:52,918 --> 00:10:57,288
(All�speaking�auctioneer�babble)
332
00:10:57,289 --> 00:10:58,459
Cool�it!
333
00:10:58,457 --> 00:10:59,887
Ladies,
334
00:10:59,892 --> 00:11:01,692
the�concept�of�eagerly
oversharing
335
00:11:01,694 --> 00:11:03,134
an�explicit
photograph�resonates,
336
00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:05,499
to�me,
as�childlike�behaviour.
337
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,568
Yup.�Boys.
338
00:11:07,566 --> 00:11:10,166
There�are�two�boys�who�come�to
mind�straight�out�the�gate.
339
00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:12,969
Yeah.�I�guess�they�should�have
been�our�first�stop.
340
00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:16,212
Fuckin'�bell�tower,�corn�silo,
giraffe�ass,�space�needle,
341
00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:17,478
fuckin'�sumbitch.
342
00:11:17,476 --> 00:11:21,576
Yeah!�Fuck�you,�Dickskin,�you
fuckin'�boreal�forest�sequoia.
343
00:11:21,580 --> 00:11:23,250
Dickens!
344
00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:27,020
Like�Charles!
345
00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:28,919
-�Avi.
-�Fruit�Roald�Up.
346
00:11:28,921 --> 00:11:30,691
-�Goldstein.
-�Kristen�Stewart.
347
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:31,920
Have�you�considered
our�proposal?
348
00:11:31,924 --> 00:11:33,834
I�sell�your�drugs�in
exchange�for�free�drugs?
349
00:11:33,826 --> 00:11:36,256
Weed.�Free�weed.
350
00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:37,732
Yeah,�the�drug�weed.
351
00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:39,430
You�mean�the�no�longer
controlled�substance�weed?
352
00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:42,102
The�reason�for�immense
unnecessary�incarceration�weed.
353
00:11:42,101 --> 00:11:44,901
Oh,�you�mean�cannabis?
The�dioecious�flower?
354
00:11:44,904 --> 00:11:46,174
If�you�mean�cannabis,
355
00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:48,542
the�flower�with�psychoactive
effects,�then�yes!
356
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:51,541
Yeah,�psychoactive�effects,�such
as�minor�feelings�of�euphoria
357
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,814
and�intense�desire
for�dill�picklers.
358
00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:55,723
Ugh!�You�guys�should
really�watch�Narcos�Mexico.
359
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,245
-�You�can't�even�die�from�it!
-�Quite�the�opposite,�actually!
360
00:11:58,250 --> 00:11:59,250
It�can�help�you�live.
361
00:11:59,251 --> 00:12:00,951
My�point�exactly!
It's�medicinal.
362
00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:02,523
And�recreational!
363
00:12:02,521 --> 00:12:03,721
Perhaps�we�were
wrong�about�you!
364
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,463
-�Perhaps�you�were!
-�Allow�me�to�mediate!
365
00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:08,126
I'll�allow�it.
366
00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:10,427
I'll�allow�it�first.
Universal�Roaldier...
367
00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:13,329
Stewart,�you�have�asked
Mr.�Goldstein�to�sell�drugs
368
00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:15,742
for�us�at�an�elevated�price
to�take�heat�off�our�names.
369
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:16,965
And�Mr.�Goldstein,
370
00:12:16,969 --> 00:12:18,799
you�have�been�offered
free�skunk�bud�indica
371
00:12:18,804 --> 00:12:20,074
in�exchange
for�these�services.
372
00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:21,742
Now,�the�agreement
is�all�but�signed.
373
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,381
What�must�transpire
between�these�two�entities
374
00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:25,745
in�order�to�close�this�deal?
(Chuckling)
375
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,505
Avi,�you�have
the�floor.
376
00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:29,453
Thank�you,
Advil�Roald�and�Flu.
377
00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:31,218
Now,�Tylenol�Cold
and�Stew,
378
00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:33,217
I�will�head
your�sales�team...
379
00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:36,759
when�you�admit�that�weed�is,
in�fact,�a�drug.
380
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,516
(Giggling)
381
00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:39,364
But,�Stewart,�I�mean,
382
00:12:39,358 --> 00:12:41,788
don't�you�remember�the...
the�thrill
383
00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:44,764
of�hiding�weed�in
your�locker�at�school
384
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,004
and�knowing�that,
if�you�got�caught,
385
00:12:45,998 --> 00:12:47,898
oh,�you'd�get�in�trouble?
386
00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:51,800
Cha.�Junior�kindergarten
was�a�riot.
387
00:12:51,804 --> 00:12:53,714
But�I�mean,
don't�you�remember
388
00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:56,076
the�excitement�of
bringing�it�home
389
00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:58,135
and�hiding�it
in�your�undie�drawer,
390
00:12:58,144 --> 00:13:00,114
so�your�mom
couldn't�find�it?
391
00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:02,852
Well,�my�mom�was�hiding�it
in�her�undie�drawer...
392
00:13:02,848 --> 00:13:04,648
unsuccessfully.
393
00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:06,250
ROALD:
But�don't�you�remember...
394
00:13:07,553 --> 00:13:12,493
when�Katy�came�to�you�for
the�first�time...�for�weed?
395
00:13:12,491 --> 00:13:14,331
The�excitement...
396
00:13:14,326 --> 00:13:18,026
of�when�she�asked�you�to
meet�her�after�school
397
00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:21,970
in�that�hedge�with
the�big�hole�in�it?
398
00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:25,467
Ooh,�it�was�so�secret.
399
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,611
And�sexual.
400
00:13:27,606 --> 00:13:29,376
Sure.
401
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:31,635
But�do�you�remember...
402
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,354
what�she�called�you?
403
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:39,222
Her�first�drug�dealer.
404
00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:42,557
Goldstein...
405
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:43,815
Winnie�the�Stew...
406
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,793
You�will�sell�our�rips
407
00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:48,661
and,�in�exchange,
we�will�provide�a�free
408
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,901
and�unlimited
supply�of�the...
409
00:13:53,899 --> 00:13:57,869
...drug...�marijuana.
410
00:13:57,870 --> 00:13:58,940
Hype.
Two�conditions.
411
00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:01,268
One:
weed�up�front.
412
00:14:01,273 --> 00:14:02,373
(Snapping)
413
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,378
Toda�raba.
414
00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:08,779
Done.�Two?
415
00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:10,151
I�need�your�reassurance
that�these�drugs
416
00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:11,579
have�not�been�tampered�with.
417
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:12,754
Tampered�with?
418
00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:14,491
Yeah.�Cut�up�with
anything�not�advertised,
419
00:14:14,486 --> 00:14:15,686
Roald�To�Perdition.
420
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:16,858
Our�stuff
is�safe�to�play�with.
421
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,216
Rated�"E"�for�everyone.
422
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:19,894
Then,�yes.
We�have�a�deal.
423
00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:22,062
Wondrous!
424
00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:25,231
You�will�post�up
outside�of�the�dollar�store,
425
00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:28,971
and�we...�will�herd
customers�your�way.
426
00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:30,098
That's�what's�up,
Hasidic�Stew.
427
00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:31,772
-�Sure�you�right.
-�You�know�what�it�is.
428
00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:32,970
Hype.
429
00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:35,766
-�DAN:�Alexanders.
-�DARY:�How�'r�ya�now?
430
00:14:35,774 --> 00:14:38,014
Life�is�like�toilet�paper�-
431
00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:40,750
you're�either�on�a�roll
or�taking�crap�off�someone.
432
00:14:40,746 --> 00:14:42,276
Where�you�headed,�bud?
433
00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:45,551
Gonna�bop�my�wiener�off
the�urinals�a�couple�times.
434
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:46,491
-�Booty�nude?
-�Yeah.
435
00:14:46,485 --> 00:14:48,285
I�didn't�even�know
you�could�do�it�slo-mo.
436
00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:49,717
-�Sniper.
-�Other�snipe.
437
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:50,992
Wayne's�sweetie.
438
00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,960
Is�there�a�naked�photo�of�my
cousint�on�your�phone?
439
00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:55,128
-�Who's�your�cousint.
-�Gail.
440
00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:57,827
Oh,�yeah.
Sorry,�boys.
441
00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,030
Too�many�conkies.
442
00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:00,671
-�You've�only�had�five.
-�Yeah.
443
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:03,366
Most�people�wouldn't�consider
that�too�many�conkies.
444
00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:05,669
Yeah.�I�might�be
forgetting�a�conkies,�bro.
445
00:15:05,671 --> 00:15:09,281
Most�people�would�agree�that
is�a�side�effect�of�conkies.
446
00:15:10,175 --> 00:15:11,905
Anyhoo...�I�don't�know.
447
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,011
You�don't�know?
448
00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:14,082
I'm�the�conky�tonk�man.
449
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,379
You're�trying�to�tell�me
450
00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:17,781
that�you're�not�sure�if�you�have
a�naked�photo�of�Gail�-
451
00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:19,623
the�Gail�-�on�your�phone?
452
00:15:19,618 --> 00:15:22,088
I've�got�so�many�naked�photos
of�broadskis�on�my�phone,
453
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:23,857
I�don't�know�where�it
begins�or�where�it�ends.
454
00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:27,326
Yeah.�My�camera�roll�include
recent�nudes,�favourite�nudes,
455
00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:30,056
portrait�nudes,
slo-mo�nudes,�time�lapse�nudes,
456
00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:32,802
and�my�recently�deleted�folder
is�exclusively�nudes.
457
00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:34,498
It's�tough�to�86�a�nude.
458
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,400
Yeah.�Some�you�wish�you
could�axe�immediately.
459
00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:40,213
Yeah.�I�figured�out�how�to
delete�the�calculator
460
00:15:40,205 --> 00:15:42,135
and�the�heart�monitor
app�off�my�phone
461
00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:44,011
to�make�more�room
for�incoming�nudes.
462
00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:45,179
(Chuckling)
463
00:15:45,177 --> 00:15:46,907
But,�you�know,
even�if�we�were�sendeded�it,
464
00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:48,782
we�wouldn't�have�sended�it
to�the�boys.
465
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,351
That�is�like...�bad.
466
00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:53,350
Colour�me�pleasantly
surprised,�boys.
467
00:15:53,352 --> 00:15:55,022
I�mean,�we'd�show�it�to
them,�obviously,
468
00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:56,290
twice�if�they�asked.
469
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:58,758
We�just�wouldn't,�you�know,
sended�it�to�them.
470
00:15:58,757 --> 00:16:00,257
And�there�it�is.
471
00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:01,859
Perhaps�the�skids
could�go�on�the�dark�web
472
00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:03,660
and�figure�out�who�it�was.
473
00:16:03,662 --> 00:16:04,962
Worth�a�shot.
474
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,334
But�if�you�do�do�that,
475
00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:08,872
please�don't�tell�them
about�our�stash�of�nudes
476
00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:12,167
because�dark�web�dudes�have�the
means�to�snatch�those�from�us.
477
00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:15,611
Yeah,�and�we'd�get�in�trouble
with�our�billet�parents.
478
00:16:15,607 --> 00:16:16,637
Don't�worry.
479
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:20,912
We�won't�sended-ed-ed�them
that�information.
480
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,213
BOTH:�Nert-nert!
481
00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:25,624
(Electronic�music�playing)
482
00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:28,517
���Ahh���
Goldstein.
483
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,560
-�Campbell's�Chunky�Stew.
-�Hi,�Avi!
484
00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:31,816
Roald�to�Avonlea.�'Sup.
485
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,164
-�You�know�what�it�is.
-�Ah,�but�in�case�you�don't:
486
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:36,529
were�you�able�to�disperse�our
rips�in�exchange�for...
487
00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:37,698
This�Boba�Fat�stack?
488
00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:38,926
-�Whoa!
-�Oh,�wow!
489
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,131
How?
490
00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:41,932
Rather�not�talk�about�it,
Rod�Stewart.
491
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:43,444
Please?
492
00:16:43,435 --> 00:16:45,365
Maybe�for�you,
Roald�&�the�Beautiful.
493
00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:47,511
You�see,�I�devised
a�plan�of�my�own.
494
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,506
-�That's�not�part�of�the�plan.
-�No,�but�check�it�out.
495
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,638
I�sold�to�your�regulars,
but�for�their�regular�price.
496
00:16:51,643 --> 00:16:52,683
Fair�is�fair.
497
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,548
This�plan�of�yours�to
inflate�the�prices,
498
00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:56,516
it�just�didn't�add�up
meth-amatically�speaking.
499
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,275
And�trust�me,�I�know
a�lot�about�math
500
00:16:58,283 --> 00:16:59,593
because�my�dad
was�an�accountant,
501
00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:01,385
and�that's�like�third�best�job
you�can�get�as�a�Jew.
502
00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:03,217
-�You're�Jewish.
-�Are�you�Jewish?
503
00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:05,492
We�didn't�even�know�it.
But�what�are�the�first�two�jobs?
504
00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:06,931
Doctor�and�lawyer�are�tied
for�first,
505
00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:08,055
and�then�member
of�the�Beastie�Boys.
506
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,430
-�Sure�Shot.
-�So�What'cha�Want?
507
00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:11,628
What�I�did�instead�was�I�hit
up�my�cousint�Shlomi.
508
00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:13,600
He's�the�on�campus�dealer
at�the�Yeshiva�in�Toronto.
509
00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:15,199
-�What's�a�Yeshiva?
-�Oh,�it's�like--
510
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,440
It's�like�the�same�as�school,
511
00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:18,095
but�with�a�primary
focus�on�bible�studies,
512
00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:19,643
also�less�girls.
513
00:17:19,638 --> 00:17:21,308
(Chuckling)�Okay.
514
00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:22,436
Yeah.
515
00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:24,081
Told�him�I�had�a�handle
on�some�good�shit,
516
00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:27,346
named�my�price
and�he�bought�it�all.
517
00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:29,006
Jews�work�together,
my�goy.
518
00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:30,684
L'Chaim.
519
00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:31,982
I�sense�trickery.
520
00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:34,954
Just...�treatery.
521
00:17:34,953 --> 00:17:39,193
How�surreptitiously
clandestine�of�you.
522
00:17:39,191 --> 00:17:41,061
Oh,�bee-tee-dubs,�one�of
the�guys�you�sent�over�-
523
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,800
really�smelly�dude,
kinda�smelled�like�unused,
524
00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:45,195
-�stacked�cardboard�boxes...
-�(Roald�sighing)
525
00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:47,727
...yeah,�showed�me�a�nude�of
Gail�from�the�bar.�Yeah.
526
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,703
Had�a�really�dumb�name,
something�like...
527
00:17:49,701 --> 00:17:52,571
'Jiggly�Puff�Pat'.
Something�like�that.
528
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,341
Anyways,�you�might�want�to�give
your�buddy�a�heads�up
529
00:17:54,339 --> 00:17:55,539
he's�a�proper�degen.
530
00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:56,381
Jivin'�Pete.
531
00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:58,975
Yes.�He�is
a�proper�degen.
532
00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:01,147
We�will�be�sure�to�pass
that�information
533
00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:02,606
on�to�the�right�people.
534
00:18:02,614 --> 00:18:04,324
But,�in�the�meantime,
535
00:18:04,316 --> 00:18:08,186
to�the�bar�for�an�alcohol
induced�jubilation.
536
00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:09,657
Drinks�on�me.
537
00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:10,555
You�guys�go�ahead.
538
00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:12,016
I�don't�want�to�be
late�for�Shabbos�dinner.
539
00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:14,394
Bubbie's�making�brisket;�I'm
about�to�fuck�up�with�my�mouth.
540
00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:15,893
Ooh...
541
00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:17,234
Goldstein...
542
00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:18,559
it�was�a�pleasure.
543
00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:21,804
Roald,�Milstew,
keep�it�tight.
544
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,900
(Making�airplane�noise)
545
00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:27,473
(Making�explosion�sound)
546
00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:29,273
-�Shirt�tuckers.
-�Shirt�tuckerettes.
547
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:30,644
There's�something
going�around�town,
548
00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:32,582
linked�to�my�cousint�Gail.
What�do�you�know?
549
00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:35,408
I�know�it�wouldn't�be�the�first
time�something�went�around�town
550
00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:37,124
linked�to�your�cousint�Gail.
551
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,476
So�that�was�true?
552
00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:40,654
-�(Quietly)�Yeah.
-�Speak!
553
00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:44,492
(Scoffing)
Snitches�get�stitches.
554
00:18:49,828 --> 00:18:52,798
-�(Grunting)
-�Snitch�or�you'll�need�them.
555
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,368
Tighter.
(Yelping)
556
00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:56,296
It�was�Jivin'�Pete!
557
00:18:57,936 --> 00:18:59,606
Are�youse�coming�in?
558
00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:02,365
Need�to�offset�the�degen
population�in�here.
559
00:19:02,374 --> 00:19:03,844
He's�gotta�be�in�there.
560
00:19:03,842 --> 00:19:05,812
Gail's�gotta�know�first.
561
00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:10,881
-�Yeah.
-�Yeah,�that's�what�I�thought.
562
00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:15,892
(Rock�music�playing)
563
00:19:17,856 --> 00:19:19,316
Gail,�how�'r�ya�now?
564
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:21,194
-�Good�'n�you?
-�Oh,�I'm�not�s'bad.
565
00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:22,533
-�Cousint.
-�Cousint.
566
00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:25,928
Heard�youse�been
having�my�back�around�town.
567
00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:27,001
ALL:
Can�confirm.
568
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,539
So�you�know
it�was�Jivin'�Pete.
569
00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:31,899
I�sent�it�to�him.
570
00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:37,509
Did�you...
fuck�Jivin'�Pete,�Gailer?
571
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:39,949
No.�I�just�sent
him�a�nude.
572
00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:42,575
But�I've�fucked�worse.
573
00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:45,721
I�once�had�it�off�with�the�four
day�shift�guys�at�Timmies
574
00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:48,347
'cause�they�offered�me
a�real...�Double-Double.
575
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:50,123
You�know
what�that�is,�Wayne?
576
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:51,522
-�No.
-�Anyways,
577
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:54,233
I�was�home�with�a�cold�'cause
cough�syrup�makes�me�horny,
578
00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:57,296
and�I�needed�someone
to�play�carpenter�with.
579
00:19:57,296 --> 00:19:59,096
-�What's�that?
-�It's�a�game.
580
00:19:59,097 --> 00:20:01,327
How�does�ones�plays
carpenters,�Gails?
581
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,503
Only�two�rules.
One:�we�get�hammered.
582
00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:07,072
Two:�you�nail�me.
(Grunting)
583
00:20:07,072 --> 00:20:09,172
Gail,�you�need�Jesus.
584
00:20:09,174 --> 00:20:12,714
Good�thinking.
Best�carpenter�there�ever�was.
585
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,481
So�what�happened?
586
00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:17,349
Greasy�degen�was�slipping�and
sliding�all�up�in�my�DMs,
587
00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:20,249
so�I�sent�him�a�little�something
to�wail�on�it�to.
588
00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:22,992
Cousint,�aren't�you�mad
he�went�around�town
589
00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:24,718
showing�it�to�everyone?
590
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:27,163
Mad?�Fucker�did�all
my�marketing�for�me.
591
00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:30,429
Like�an�analog�Tinder�profile,
going�off�left�and�right,
592
00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:33,129
showing�me�off�to�every
dangling�dong�in�town.
593
00:20:33,131 --> 00:20:34,631
My�phone's�burning�up.
594
00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:37,203
That�nude...
is�my�business�card.
595
00:20:37,202 --> 00:20:39,172
You�see�it,�Daryl?
596
00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:40,671
No,�and�when
I�tried�to�look�at�it--
597
00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:42,112
Cool�it.
598
00:20:42,107 --> 00:20:43,807
I'll�just�piss
a�little�in�his�drink.
599
00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:44,879
I'll�do�it�for�you.
600
00:20:44,876 --> 00:20:48,176
Just�gimme�a�few�minutes
to�bop�it�off�the�urinus.
601
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:51,320
Well,�how�you
wanna�fuck�this�pig?
602
00:20:52,217 --> 00:20:55,017
(Whispering�indistinctly)
603
00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:00,833
Sometimes�you've�gotta
kill�'em�with�kindness.
604
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,160
(Amyl�and�The�Sniffers
"Hertz")
605
00:21:04,162 --> 00:21:12,602
��
606
00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:15,314
���I�wanna�go�see
the�country���
607
00:21:15,307 --> 00:21:17,507
���I�want
to�get�out�of�here���
608
00:21:17,509 --> 00:21:19,949
���I'm�sick�of�looking
at�graffiti���
609
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:22,375
���On�the�walls�of
the�grey�walls,�the�city���
610
00:21:22,381 --> 00:21:25,321
���I�want�to�drive
in�the�countryside���
611
00:21:25,317 --> 00:21:27,247
���I�want�the�breeze
in�my�hair���
612
00:21:27,252 --> 00:21:31,062
���I�am�touching
your�leg�and...���
613
00:21:31,056 --> 00:21:32,916
���I�have�my�hand
in�your�hand���
614
00:21:32,924 --> 00:21:33,534
���Take�me�to�the�beach,
take�me�to�the�country���
615
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:38,130
���Climb�in�the�backseat,
if�you�love�me���
616
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,530
���Hire�me�a�car���
617
00:21:39,531 --> 00:21:40,931
���I�wanna�go�driving���
618
00:21:40,932 --> 00:21:43,502
���Climb�in�the�backseat,
that's�where�you'll�find�me���
619
00:21:43,502 --> 00:21:46,142
���I�see�mosquitoes,
they�buzz�past���
620
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,938
���Your�hand�is�in�mine���
621
00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:51,540
���I�look�out�the�window,
it�looks�stunning���
622
00:21:51,543 --> 00:21:54,453
���To�see�the�sun
is�setting�in�the�sky���
623
00:21:54,446 --> 00:21:56,646
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