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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:13,045 You're�hangin'�a�piss with�your�pals�the�other�day... 2 00:00:13,046 --> 00:00:14,206 (Urine�splashing) 3 00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:16,454 Sounds�like�a�healthy�streams there,�Darys. 4 00:00:16,449 --> 00:00:18,619 I'm�told�Italians have�narrow�urethras. 5 00:00:18,618 --> 00:00:20,748 Then,�from�the�sounds�of�it, Dary�ain'ts�Italian. 6 00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:23,394 Might�could�be�just�a�wee�bit Italian�by�the�sounds�of�it. 7 00:00:24,491 --> 00:00:26,531 I�thought�only girls�have�urethras? 8 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:28,286 No.�You're�thinksin' of�uteruses. 9 00:00:28,294 --> 00:00:30,404 Uteri. 10 00:00:30,397 --> 00:00:32,297 You�know,�I�was�told the�Swiss�shit�black 11 00:00:32,298 --> 00:00:33,598 because�of�all the�chocolate�they�eat. 12 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,640 Only�bad�chocolate makes�you�shits�blacks, 13 00:00:35,635 --> 00:00:36,865 not�good�Swiss�chocolates. 14 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,970 Well,�like,�if�it�was�imported from�another�country,�like... 15 00:00:38,972 --> 00:00:39,972 Ireland. 16 00:00:39,973 --> 00:00:41,173 -�Scotlands. -�Wonkaland. 17 00:00:41,174 --> 00:00:43,184 I�think�Alexander might�have�a�narrow�urethra. 18 00:00:43,176 --> 00:00:45,446 I�was�standing�beside�him, having�a�piss, 19 00:00:45,445 --> 00:00:47,275 and�I�had�finished�mine�before he'd�even�started�his. 20 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:48,720 No.�You're�thinksin'�of�shy bladders. 21 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,045 He�just�stood�there, 22 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,350 pullin'�on�it every�few�seconds. 23 00:00:51,351 --> 00:00:52,951 I�seen�'em�bop�it off�the�urinal�one�time, 24 00:00:52,952 --> 00:00:54,092 trying�to�get�'er�goin'. 25 00:00:54,087 --> 00:00:55,387 Guys�with�shy�bladders can�only�piss 26 00:00:55,388 --> 00:00:56,888 if�they're in�the�rights�environments. 27 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,160 Well,�like, warm�or�cold? 28 00:00:58,158 --> 00:00:59,388 No.�You're�thinksin' of�climates. 29 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:00,992 So,�he�couldn't�have�a�piss right�here�with�me? 30 00:01:00,994 --> 00:01:02,364 He'd�likelys�prefers�not�to. 31 00:01:02,362 --> 00:01:04,362 Peoples�with�shy�bladders can't�piss�at�the�urinals 32 00:01:04,364 --> 00:01:05,874 if�someone's standing�next�to�them. 33 00:01:05,865 --> 00:01:07,025 It's�like�a�stage frights�things. 34 00:01:07,033 --> 00:01:08,643 Like�a�stand�your�ground or�run�away�type�thing? 35 00:01:08,635 --> 00:01:10,235 No.�You're�thinksin' fights�or�flights. 36 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:11,436 Well,�how�do�you�rock a�piss? 37 00:01:11,438 --> 00:01:12,868 Well,�peoples with�shy�bladders 38 00:01:12,872 --> 00:01:15,142 gots�to�be�awares�of�all�the available�washrooms,�likelys. 39 00:01:15,141 --> 00:01:16,511 Like�the�CIA�has�to�be�aware 40 00:01:16,509 --> 00:01:18,509 of�all�the�available exits�for�the�president. 41 00:01:18,511 --> 00:01:20,651 No.�You're�thinksin' of�the�Secret�Services. 42 00:01:20,647 --> 00:01:21,747 'Kay. 43 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:23,518 But,�you�know,�I�imagines,�if you�have�a�shy�bladder, 44 00:01:23,516 --> 00:01:25,346 your�brains�is�kinds�of like�the�Secret�Service 45 00:01:25,351 --> 00:01:27,721 and�your�horn's�kind�of�like the�President. 46 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:28,560 Potamus? 47 00:01:28,555 --> 00:01:29,985 No.�You're�thinksin' of�POTUSes. 48 00:01:29,989 --> 00:01:31,359 Isn't�that�something? 49 00:01:31,357 --> 00:01:33,457 The�Secret�Service�organizes everythings�for�the�POTUSes. 50 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:35,960 Yeah,�POTUS�doesn't�have�much of�a�choice�there,�but,�well, 51 00:01:35,962 --> 00:01:38,332 he's�the�one�who�wanted�to�be leader�of�the�free�world,�so... 52 00:01:38,331 --> 00:01:39,731 Imagine�you�work�your way�up�secret�serving, 53 00:01:39,732 --> 00:01:41,502 and�then�you�get�assigned�a detail�to�protect�POTUS, 54 00:01:41,501 --> 00:01:43,301 and�then,�all�you're�doing is�just�clearing�bathrooms 55 00:01:43,303 --> 00:01:44,303 for�him�and�his�shy�bladder. 56 00:01:44,304 --> 00:01:45,674 Hey,�check�yourself. 57 00:01:45,672 --> 00:01:49,142 Any�detail�those�dudes�get assigned�is�a�fuckin'�honour. 58 00:01:49,142 --> 00:01:50,582 -�I�think�so's�toos. -�Ask�any�one�of�them. 59 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:52,577 Yeah,�they'd�be�happy�with�any details�you�gives�'em. 60 00:01:52,579 --> 00:01:53,879 I�think�I'd�try�to�switch details 61 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:55,680 -�with�another�secret�server. -�I�don't�think�that's 62 00:01:55,682 --> 00:01:57,422 how�presidentials�details�works theres,�Darys. 63 00:01:57,417 --> 00:02:00,047 Alright,�riddle�me�this�- let's�say�you�work�your�way 64 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:01,323 all�the�way�up�to being�a�secret�server, 65 00:02:01,321 --> 00:02:02,961 what�are�you�gonna do�then?�Huh? 66 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:05,156 Gonna�go�to�the�POTUS, say�you�don't�like�your�detail? 67 00:02:05,158 --> 00:02:06,958 That�you�want�another secret�server's�detail? 68 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:10,000 Don't�be�surprise�they�take�away your�details�altogether. 69 00:02:09,996 --> 00:02:11,326 You'd�be�scrubbing the�ship's�commodes. 70 00:02:11,331 --> 00:02:12,631 Yeah,�I�guess�you're�right. 71 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:14,402 Old�boss�is�always�a�dick till�you�meet�the�new�one. 72 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,170 You'll�be�dreaming of�the�old�boss'�dick. 73 00:02:16,169 --> 00:02:18,369 Fuckin'�leader of�the�free�world. 74 00:02:18,371 --> 00:02:20,341 If�I�was�a�secret�servers,�I'd be�happy�to�help�the�POTUSes 75 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:21,810 in�any�ways�he�neededs. 76 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:22,838 So,�he's�not�standing�there, 77 00:02:22,842 --> 00:02:25,152 boppin'�his�wiener�off the�urinal�like�Alexander. 78 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,705 Why�doesn't�he�just�use the�handicap�bathroom? 79 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:28,883 -�Complete�privacy. -�Oh,�that's�uncouth. 80 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:30,622 Yeah.�I�don't�think�the�secret servers�would�think 81 00:02:30,617 --> 00:02:32,017 that's�a�very�good�looks�for the�POTUSes. 82 00:02:32,018 --> 00:02:33,818 Why�doesn't�the�Secret�Service just�clear�the�bathroom 83 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,390 entirely?�That�way,�you�don't have�to�check 84 00:02:35,388 --> 00:02:38,018 -�if�anybody's�in�there. -�Listen,�I�don't�know�about 85 00:02:38,024 --> 00:02:40,264 youse,�but�that�sounds�an�awful lot�to�me�like�abuse�of�power. 86 00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:41,690 The�POTUS�has�gots�to�bes for�the�peoples. 87 00:02:41,694 --> 00:02:44,234 Well,�what�if�the�Secret�Service hired�guys�with�shy�bladders 88 00:02:44,230 --> 00:02:45,330 to�secretly�serve? 89 00:02:45,331 --> 00:02:46,931 So,�they�could�empathize with�the�POTUSes? 90 00:02:46,933 --> 00:02:48,543 -�Yeah. -�No�chance�in�hell. 91 00:02:48,535 --> 00:02:50,635 -�Why�not? -�Don't�ask,�don't�tell. 92 00:02:50,637 --> 00:02:52,567 You�think�the�Secret�Service ever�kicked�a�guy�off�the�can, 93 00:02:52,572 --> 00:02:53,942 so�the�president could�rock�a�piss? 94 00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:55,880 Not�unless�he's�trying�to�flush a�vote�down�the�toilet. 95 00:02:55,875 --> 00:02:58,035 Can�you�imagine�if�the POTUSes�had�a�shy�bladders 96 00:02:58,044 --> 00:02:59,284 and�was�Italians? 97 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:00,979 Talks�about doubles�troubles. 98 00:03:00,980 --> 00:03:03,550 Hoo-hoo!�Hoo-hoo! 99 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:05,120 Well,�fuck, the�Secret�Service 100 00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:08,218 would�have�their hands�full�then,�boy! 101 00:03:08,221 --> 00:03:12,391 I'm�told�Italians have�narrow�urethras. 102 00:03:12,392 --> 00:03:12,492 �� 103 00:03:24,003 --> 00:03:25,973 Youse�wanna�see�some butt-fuckery? 104 00:03:25,972 --> 00:03:28,342 Not�particularly. 105 00:03:28,341 --> 00:03:30,181 -�No. -�Yes. 106 00:03:30,176 --> 00:03:31,406 No,�no,�no. 107 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:32,851 Made�its�way�back to�me�twice�already. 108 00:03:32,845 --> 00:03:34,905 Two�separate�sources. 109 00:03:34,914 --> 00:03:36,184 -�Fuck�a�duck. -�Uh-huh. 110 00:03:36,182 --> 00:03:37,352 What's the�frequency,�Kenneth? 111 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:38,450 Nude�o'clock. 112 00:03:38,451 --> 00:03:40,191 (Chuckling)�Prove�it. 113 00:03:40,186 --> 00:03:41,546 Of�Gail. 114 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:43,624 -�BOTH:�Nope. -�Well,�I'd�still�take�a�gander. 115 00:03:43,623 --> 00:03:45,393 -�Cool�it. -�No�James�Van�Der-peeking. 116 00:03:45,391 --> 00:03:47,231 It�ain't�Dawson's�crack. 117 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,157 I�don't�wanna�wait for�our�lives�to�be�over. 118 00:03:49,162 --> 00:03:50,432 Just�show�it�to�me. 119 00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:52,330 Mind�your�scruples,�Dary. 120 00:03:52,332 --> 00:03:53,372 Does�Gail�know? 121 00:03:53,366 --> 00:03:54,696 En�route�to�her�now. 122 00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:56,441 Sending�nudes�has becomes�very�populars 123 00:03:56,436 --> 00:03:58,196 amongst�the�youngs peoples�these�days. 124 00:03:58,204 --> 00:03:59,514 Shouldn't�take pictures�of�yourself. 125 00:03:59,505 --> 00:04:01,535 Sending�nudes�is�one�thing. Get�after�it. 126 00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:03,341 Yeah,�let�your freak�flag�fly. 127 00:04:03,343 --> 00:04:04,883 Leaking�nudes�is�another. 128 00:04:04,877 --> 00:04:08,377 Don't�take�pictures of�yourself�at�the�gym. 129 00:04:08,381 --> 00:04:09,781 I�mean,�show�it�to�a�pal or�two�on�your�phone, 130 00:04:09,782 --> 00:04:13,152 have�a�giggle,�but�don't send�it�to�a�pal.�Fuckin'�nerds. 131 00:04:13,152 --> 00:04:15,192 It�ought�to�be punishable�by�castration. 132 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:16,258 Straight�up. 133 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,286 What?�Like a�bilaterals�orchidectomys? 134 00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:19,431 I�don't�give�a�shit! 135 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:21,255 You�should�lose�your balls�for�leaking�nudes. 136 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,461 And�then, 137 00:04:22,462 --> 00:04:24,302 a�picture�of�your nut-less�ball�sack 138 00:04:24,297 --> 00:04:26,467 should�be�sent�to�everyone you�sent�the�nude�to. 139 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:29,066 Hey,�bud, you�ever�see�that�video 140 00:04:29,068 --> 00:04:30,498 of�that�dude�who's sittin'�on�stage 141 00:04:30,503 --> 00:04:32,773 and�crosses�his�leg and�crushes�his�nut? 142 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:35,212 Oh,�what?�This�one? 143 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:36,778 (Chuckling) 144 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:38,746 Well,�Katy, boys�will�be�boys�and-- 145 00:04:38,745 --> 00:04:41,205 Exactly! That�is�exactly�what�you�are. 146 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:44,024 If�you�send�a�naked�picture�of the�girl�you're�having�sex�with 147 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:46,387 to�your�pals,�you�are�a�boy. 148 00:04:46,386 --> 00:04:49,416 Well...�how�are�we gonna�fuck�this�pig? 149 00:04:49,422 --> 00:04:52,192 One: locate�culprit. 150 00:04:52,191 --> 00:04:54,861 Two:�delete�evidence. And�three... 151 00:04:54,861 --> 00:04:57,001 Yes,�and�three... 152 00:04:56,996 --> 00:04:58,966 Vigilante�justice. 153 00:05:00,099 --> 00:05:01,799 That's�the�spirit, big�brother. 154 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:04,371 No.�No,�I�think�I... 155 00:05:04,370 --> 00:05:07,240 Well,�I�think�I�just�got stung�by�a�bee. 156 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:12,210 (Electronic�dance music�playing) 157 00:05:12,211 --> 00:05:16,121 �� 158 00:05:16,115 --> 00:05:20,045 Ooh... (Breathing�heavily) 159 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:22,363 Ooh. You�feel�that? 160 00:05:22,355 --> 00:05:23,685 -�What? -�Heat. 161 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:25,530 You�don't�think it's�a�bit�brisk�today? 162 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:28,725 Heat.�Cop�nip. All�eyes�on�me. 163 00:05:28,728 --> 00:05:30,558 We're�in�the�centre�of�the�ring, just�like�a�circus. 164 00:05:30,563 --> 00:05:32,473 There's�too�much heat�on�our�names. 165 00:05:32,465 --> 00:05:34,365 Fools�out�here blowing�up�our�spot. 166 00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:35,537 Yeah,�finna' catch�a�body. 167 00:05:35,535 --> 00:05:37,695 What�you�sayin', shot�caller? 168 00:05:37,704 --> 00:05:40,244 What�would�fools�do, if�we�didn't�deal�anymore? 169 00:05:40,239 --> 00:05:42,279 What�would�we�do? 170 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:43,875 -�Well,�we�would�still�deal. -�Oh,�okay. 171 00:05:43,876 --> 00:05:45,646 But�under�the�guise of�a�proxy. 172 00:05:45,645 --> 00:05:48,345 And�on�top�of�taking the�heat�off�of�our�name, 173 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,348 he�would�be�able�to inflate�the�prices, 174 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:53,790 charging�fools whatever�premium�suits�us. 175 00:05:53,786 --> 00:05:54,886 A�proxy? 176 00:05:54,887 --> 00:05:56,757 Can�we�call�it "Operation:�Goldiprox?" 177 00:05:56,756 --> 00:05:59,426 Operation: Proxic�Relationship. 178 00:05:59,425 --> 00:06:01,185 Operation:�Smallprox? 179 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:03,334 Operation: Longprox�On�The�Beach. 180 00:06:03,329 --> 00:06:05,699 Operation: Safety�Deposit�Prox. 181 00:06:05,698 --> 00:06:07,468 That�would�take the�heat�off�our�names. 182 00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:09,837 But�who�would�help�us in�such�a�matter? 183 00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:12,706 Or�any�matter, for�that�matter? 184 00:06:14,273 --> 00:06:17,683 (Gasping) Operation:�Bagels�With�Prox. 185 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:22,183 BOTH:�'Sup. 186 00:06:22,181 --> 00:06:24,251 NM,�NM.�You? 187 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:25,420 We�out�here. 188 00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:26,748 Cool.�Cool,�cool,�cool. 189 00:06:26,753 --> 00:06:28,223 -�Sure�you�right. -�You�know�what�it�is? 190 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:29,691 Hype. 191 00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:31,759 It's,�uh, Goldstein? 192 00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:33,488 Yeah. AKA:�Billfold-stein, 193 00:06:33,493 --> 00:06:34,963 legend�of�oldstein, never�paroled-stein, 194 00:06:34,961 --> 00:06:37,831 never�controlled-stein, a�story�untoldstein. 195 00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:38,970 We�are... 196 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:41,195 Sir�Patrick�Stewart, Gary�Roaldman. 197 00:06:42,668 --> 00:06:44,838 So,�what�you�know�about extra-curricular�activities? 198 00:06:44,837 --> 00:06:47,437 I've�been�known�to�enrol in�the�after�school�curriculum. 199 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:48,470 Lead�guitar�in�a�contraband? 200 00:06:48,474 --> 00:06:49,714 Got�a�phernalia. 201 00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:51,209 Shit,�I�even�got a�pair-a-phernalia. 202 00:06:51,210 --> 00:06:52,650 Stewart's�making drug�references. 203 00:06:52,645 --> 00:06:54,905 I�just�want�to�make�sure that�that's�what�you're�doing. 204 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:57,984 Roald�up�the�rim�to�win, you...�can�be�sure. 205 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:00,545 Do�you�want�some? 206 00:07:00,553 --> 00:07:01,593 -�Now? -�Yes. 207 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:03,987 -�Yes. -�Free. 208 00:07:03,990 --> 00:07:05,390 Free�weed? 209 00:07:05,391 --> 00:07:07,891 (Scoffing) Watchu�talkin'�bout�weed? 210 00:07:07,894 --> 00:07:09,464 Khalifa, the�Goblin,�the�Dojo. 211 00:07:09,462 --> 00:07:10,632 I�meant�free�rips. 212 00:07:10,630 --> 00:07:12,130 Rips?�Whatchu�talkin' bout�rips? 213 00:07:12,131 --> 00:07:14,571 The�lines,�the�linos, the�devil's�dandruff. 214 00:07:14,567 --> 00:07:15,737 No.�That's-- That's�not�kosher. 215 00:07:15,735 --> 00:07:17,165 Weed�isn't�even�a�drug. 216 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:18,200 Yes,�it�is. 217 00:07:18,204 --> 00:07:19,414 When�you're�six. 218 00:07:19,405 --> 00:07:21,335 You�must�have�been a�troubled�six-year-old. 219 00:07:21,340 --> 00:07:24,080 It's�not�a�drug,�though. It's�weed. 220 00:07:24,076 --> 00:07:25,906 Actually,�it�is�very commonly�referred�to�as 221 00:07:25,912 --> 00:07:27,482 the�gateway�drug. 222 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:29,380 Gateway�to�salt�'n'�vinnies 223 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:31,352 and�pocketing�other peoples'�lighters. 224 00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:33,050 (Both�laughing) 225 00:07:33,052 --> 00:07:34,722 What�are�you�guys, the�joint�task�force? 226 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:36,160 We�have a�business�proposition! 227 00:07:36,155 --> 00:07:37,355 -�Word? -�Sure�you�right. 228 00:07:37,356 --> 00:07:38,886 -�You�know�what�it�is. -�Hype. 229 00:07:38,891 --> 00:07:41,731 You�will�sell�for�us�in�order to�inflate�the�prices 230 00:07:41,727 --> 00:07:45,057 and�take�the�heat off�of�our�names. 231 00:07:45,064 --> 00:07:46,934 -�Why�me? -�You're�our�chosen�person. 232 00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:48,473 Because�I'm�one of�the�chosen�people? 233 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:49,868 -�Precisely. -�So,�because�I'm�Jewish, 234 00:07:49,869 --> 00:07:52,509 you�think�I'm�business-minded and�money-minded? 235 00:07:52,505 --> 00:07:53,535 -�BOTH:�No! -�No,�no,�no. 236 00:07:53,539 --> 00:07:54,709 -�BOTH:�What? -�I-I... 237 00:07:54,707 --> 00:07:56,077 -�What? -�I�don't�see�religion. 238 00:07:56,075 --> 00:07:58,405 -�No,�'cause�I�am. -�BOTH:�That's�good�for�you. 239 00:07:58,411 --> 00:08:00,751 That's�really�good�for�you. Because�that�had�nothing... 240 00:08:00,746 --> 00:08:03,016 We�didn't�even�talk�about�it-- That�had�nothing�to�do-- 241 00:08:03,015 --> 00:08:05,515 I�didn't�know you�were�Jewish.�Jewish? 242 00:08:05,518 --> 00:08:06,748 Couldn't�tell? 243 00:08:06,752 --> 00:08:08,022 -�Consider�it�a�Mitzvah. -�A�Mitzvah. 244 00:08:08,020 --> 00:08:09,860 BOTH:�Mitzvah. Mitzvah.�Mitzvah. 245 00:08:09,856 --> 00:08:11,956 I�do�this�Mitzvah in�exchange�for�drugs? 246 00:08:11,958 --> 00:08:13,128 Free�drugs. 247 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:14,625 Ah.�Win-win. 248 00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:16,797 -�Sure�you�right. -�You�know�what�it�is. 249 00:08:16,796 --> 00:08:18,156 Hype. 250 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:20,602 Bonnie,�how�are�ya�now? 251 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,670 -�Pissed�'n�you? -�Not�so�bad. 252 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:24,468 -�What�are�you�lookin'�at�ther-- -�Not�now,�Daryl. 253 00:08:24,470 --> 00:08:25,740 What�are�you�looking�at? 254 00:08:25,738 --> 00:08:28,108 The�best�way�to�remove a�man's�balls�from�his�body. 255 00:08:28,107 --> 00:08:30,307 We're�all�over�it,�Bonno. 256 00:08:30,309 --> 00:08:31,639 And�now,�so�am�I. 257 00:08:31,644 --> 00:08:33,454 -�Gailers�here? -�Liquor�run. 258 00:08:33,446 --> 00:08:35,006 Where�do�you�stand in�all�of�this,�Bonnie? 259 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:38,154 Bro,�you�leak�a�pic, you�lose�your�dick. 260 00:08:38,150 --> 00:08:39,990 Look,�all�I'm�saying�is�that maybe�we�should�follow 261 00:08:39,986 --> 00:08:43,156 the�money�around�and take�a�little�look-- 262 00:08:43,155 --> 00:08:44,685 So,�wheres�dos�we�starts? 263 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:46,490 Youse�don't. We�got�this. 264 00:08:46,492 --> 00:08:48,692 We'll�be�back when�it's�sorted. 265 00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:50,234 Well,�should�we�get hammered�then? 266 00:08:50,229 --> 00:08:51,429 I'd�get�hammered. 267 00:08:51,430 --> 00:08:53,500 I's�never�tried an�Aperol�Spritz. 268 00:08:53,499 --> 00:08:55,999 So,�where�do�we�start? 269 00:08:56,002 --> 00:08:57,072 Dealer's�choice. 270 00:08:57,069 --> 00:08:58,469 Well... 271 00:08:58,471 --> 00:09:01,411 my�brother's�kind of�a�piece�of�shit. 272 00:09:01,407 --> 00:09:02,677 -�Hey! -�How�'r�you�now? 273 00:09:02,675 --> 00:09:03,705 -�How�'r�you�now? -�Not�s'bad. 274 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:05,849 -�(Speaking�auctioneer�babble) -�'Kay. 275 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:08,075 -�McMurrays... -�Rosie. 276 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:10,180 There's�a�leaked�nude�of�my cousint�circulating�around�town 277 00:09:10,182 --> 00:09:11,752 and�we're�looking for�who's�behind�it. 278 00:09:11,751 --> 00:09:13,421 Oh.�So,�what�are�we�talkin' about�here?�Tits? 279 00:09:13,419 --> 00:09:15,019 Beaver? Li'l�beaver�cleaver? 280 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:16,291 One�of�them over-the-shoulder�shots 281 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:17,919 into�the�mirror�with�a li'l�bit�of�backside? 282 00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:19,964 -�Tits�and�beav? -�Ooh.�Did�you�see�her�split? 283 00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:21,789 Maybe�one�of�those�bent over�shots�into�the�mirror 284 00:09:21,794 --> 00:09:23,404 you�just�get�a�li'l peek-a-boo�of�her�split? 285 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:24,696 MCMURRAY:�Yeah,�a�little split�sampler? 286 00:09:24,697 --> 00:09:25,767 Little�split�sample�platter? 287 00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:27,795 Little�split�mingler? 288 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,100 Ew. 289 00:09:29,101 --> 00:09:30,071 Well,�who's�got�it? 290 00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:31,439 Yeah.�Let's�have�a�li'l peek-a-boo. 291 00:09:31,437 --> 00:09:32,707 That's�what�I�always�say. 292 00:09:32,705 --> 00:09:35,305 If�it�wasn't�sent�to�you, it�wasn't�meant�for�you! 293 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:36,978 Let's�have�a�cock�suckin' gin�and�tonic,�then. 294 00:09:36,976 --> 00:09:38,676 -�So�you�haven't�seen�it? -�Well,�not�yet, 295 00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:39,948 but�the�suspense is�killing�me! 296 00:09:39,946 --> 00:09:41,606 Now,�now,�Baby,�maybe�don't�get your�hopes�up. 297 00:09:41,614 --> 00:09:43,254 You�know�what�they�say: the�bigger�the�build-up, 298 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:44,079 the�shittier�the�movie. 299 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:45,893 So�you�don't�know who�leaked�it? 300 00:09:45,885 --> 00:09:47,485 No,�but�if�I�was�youse, 301 00:09:47,486 --> 00:09:49,486 I'd�be�looking�directly at�Jimmy�Dickskin. 302 00:09:49,488 --> 00:09:50,558 (Gasping) 303 00:09:50,556 --> 00:09:52,456 What�do�you�have against�Jim�Dickens? 304 00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:53,858 He's�too�tall, that's�all�I�know! 305 00:09:53,859 --> 00:09:55,289 Too�tall to�be�trusted! 306 00:09:55,294 --> 00:09:58,334 Don't�believe�a�word�he�says. It's�all�tall�tales! 307 00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:00,231 He�was�the�last�one�to crawl�up�that�skin�slide, 308 00:10:00,232 --> 00:10:02,742 so�don't�youse�stand�here waving�your�fingers�at�me. 309 00:10:02,735 --> 00:10:04,835 -�Jim�Dickens�is�a�good�guy. -�With�values. 310 00:10:04,837 --> 00:10:06,867 He�would�never�do anything�like�that. 311 00:10:06,872 --> 00:10:10,382 Even�a�broken�clock is�right�twice�a�day! 312 00:10:10,376 --> 00:10:12,446 -�Huh? -�Do�the�math! 313 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:15,145 Do�you�have�anything to�say�to�that? 314 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:21,920 As�it�turns�out, 315 00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:24,861 I�will�not�be�joining�you for�an�afternoon�hot�tub. 316 00:10:24,857 --> 00:10:26,257 Know�anything about�this,�Jim? 317 00:10:26,258 --> 00:10:28,588 Miss�Gail�and�I�have�had a�courtship�in�the�past, 318 00:10:28,594 --> 00:10:30,804 but�if�I�ever�circulated�a�naked photo�of�a�woman 319 00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:32,196 who�trusted�me with�her�body, 320 00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:34,668 I�would�voluntarily�permit�that woman�to�cut�off�my�genitals 321 00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:36,467 and�then�thank�her for�the�kindness! 322 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,499 There's�some good�ones�left. 323 00:10:37,503 --> 00:10:38,803 -�Yeah. -�You�know�what, 324 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:41,074 give�me�one�good�reason why�we�ought�to�believe�that, 325 00:10:41,073 --> 00:10:42,713 you�redwood-lookin'�beanstalk, 326 00:10:42,708 --> 00:10:44,638 cell�phone�tower-lookin' sombitch? 327 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,054 He�looks�a�bit like�Jeff�Goldblum. 328 00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:48,905 You�want�one�good�reason? I'll�give�you�one. 329 00:10:48,914 --> 00:10:51,024 And�after�that, I'll�give�you�two. 330 00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:52,917 And�then�after�that,�I'll�give you�three�good�reasons... 331 00:10:52,918 --> 00:10:57,288 (All�speaking�auctioneer�babble) 332 00:10:57,289 --> 00:10:58,459 Cool�it! 333 00:10:58,457 --> 00:10:59,887 Ladies, 334 00:10:59,892 --> 00:11:01,692 the�concept�of�eagerly oversharing 335 00:11:01,694 --> 00:11:03,134 an�explicit photograph�resonates, 336 00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:05,499 to�me, as�childlike�behaviour. 337 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,568 Yup.�Boys. 338 00:11:07,566 --> 00:11:10,166 There�are�two�boys�who�come�to mind�straight�out�the�gate. 339 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:12,969 Yeah.�I�guess�they�should�have been�our�first�stop. 340 00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:16,212 Fuckin'�bell�tower,�corn�silo, giraffe�ass,�space�needle, 341 00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:17,478 fuckin'�sumbitch. 342 00:11:17,476 --> 00:11:21,576 Yeah!�Fuck�you,�Dickskin,�you fuckin'�boreal�forest�sequoia. 343 00:11:21,580 --> 00:11:23,250 Dickens! 344 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:27,020 Like�Charles! 345 00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:28,919 -�Avi. -�Fruit�Roald�Up. 346 00:11:28,921 --> 00:11:30,691 -�Goldstein. -�Kristen�Stewart. 347 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:31,920 Have�you�considered our�proposal? 348 00:11:31,924 --> 00:11:33,834 I�sell�your�drugs�in exchange�for�free�drugs? 349 00:11:33,826 --> 00:11:36,256 Weed.�Free�weed. 350 00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:37,732 Yeah,�the�drug�weed. 351 00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:39,430 You�mean�the�no�longer controlled�substance�weed? 352 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:42,102 The�reason�for�immense unnecessary�incarceration�weed. 353 00:11:42,101 --> 00:11:44,901 Oh,�you�mean�cannabis? The�dioecious�flower? 354 00:11:44,904 --> 00:11:46,174 If�you�mean�cannabis, 355 00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:48,542 the�flower�with�psychoactive effects,�then�yes! 356 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:51,541 Yeah,�psychoactive�effects,�such as�minor�feelings�of�euphoria 357 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,814 and�intense�desire for�dill�picklers. 358 00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:55,723 Ugh!�You�guys�should really�watch�Narcos�Mexico. 359 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,245 -�You�can't�even�die�from�it! -�Quite�the�opposite,�actually! 360 00:11:58,250 --> 00:11:59,250 It�can�help�you�live. 361 00:11:59,251 --> 00:12:00,951 My�point�exactly! It's�medicinal. 362 00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:02,523 And�recreational! 363 00:12:02,521 --> 00:12:03,721 Perhaps�we�were wrong�about�you! 364 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,463 -�Perhaps�you�were! -�Allow�me�to�mediate! 365 00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:08,126 I'll�allow�it. 366 00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:10,427 I'll�allow�it�first. Universal�Roaldier... 367 00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:13,329 Stewart,�you�have�asked Mr.�Goldstein�to�sell�drugs 368 00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:15,742 for�us�at�an�elevated�price to�take�heat�off�our�names. 369 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:16,965 And�Mr.�Goldstein, 370 00:12:16,969 --> 00:12:18,799 you�have�been�offered free�skunk�bud�indica 371 00:12:18,804 --> 00:12:20,074 in�exchange for�these�services. 372 00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:21,742 Now,�the�agreement is�all�but�signed. 373 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,381 What�must�transpire between�these�two�entities 374 00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:25,745 in�order�to�close�this�deal? (Chuckling) 375 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,505 Avi,�you�have the�floor. 376 00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:29,453 Thank�you, Advil�Roald�and�Flu. 377 00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:31,218 Now,�Tylenol�Cold and�Stew, 378 00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:33,217 I�will�head your�sales�team... 379 00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:36,759 when�you�admit�that�weed�is, in�fact,�a�drug. 380 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,516 (Giggling) 381 00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:39,364 But,�Stewart,�I�mean, 382 00:12:39,358 --> 00:12:41,788 don't�you�remember�the... the�thrill 383 00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:44,764 of�hiding�weed�in your�locker�at�school 384 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,004 and�knowing�that, if�you�got�caught, 385 00:12:45,998 --> 00:12:47,898 oh,�you'd�get�in�trouble? 386 00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:51,800 Cha.�Junior�kindergarten was�a�riot. 387 00:12:51,804 --> 00:12:53,714 But�I�mean, don't�you�remember 388 00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:56,076 the�excitement�of bringing�it�home 389 00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:58,135 and�hiding�it in�your�undie�drawer, 390 00:12:58,144 --> 00:13:00,114 so�your�mom couldn't�find�it? 391 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:02,852 Well,�my�mom�was�hiding�it in�her�undie�drawer... 392 00:13:02,848 --> 00:13:04,648 unsuccessfully. 393 00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:06,250 ROALD: But�don't�you�remember... 394 00:13:07,553 --> 00:13:12,493 when�Katy�came�to�you�for the�first�time...�for�weed? 395 00:13:12,491 --> 00:13:14,331 The�excitement... 396 00:13:14,326 --> 00:13:18,026 of�when�she�asked�you�to meet�her�after�school 397 00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:21,970 in�that�hedge�with the�big�hole�in�it? 398 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:25,467 Ooh,�it�was�so�secret. 399 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,611 And�sexual. 400 00:13:27,606 --> 00:13:29,376 Sure. 401 00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:31,635 But�do�you�remember... 402 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,354 what�she�called�you? 403 00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:39,222 Her�first�drug�dealer. 404 00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:42,557 Goldstein... 405 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:43,815 Winnie�the�Stew... 406 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,793 You�will�sell�our�rips 407 00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:48,661 and,�in�exchange, we�will�provide�a�free 408 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,901 and�unlimited supply�of�the... 409 00:13:53,899 --> 00:13:57,869 ...drug...�marijuana. 410 00:13:57,870 --> 00:13:58,940 Hype. Two�conditions. 411 00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:01,268 One: weed�up�front. 412 00:14:01,273 --> 00:14:02,373 (Snapping) 413 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,378 Toda�raba. 414 00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:08,779 Done.�Two? 415 00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:10,151 I�need�your�reassurance that�these�drugs 416 00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:11,579 have�not�been�tampered�with. 417 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:12,754 Tampered�with? 418 00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:14,491 Yeah.�Cut�up�with anything�not�advertised, 419 00:14:14,486 --> 00:14:15,686 Roald�To�Perdition. 420 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:16,858 Our�stuff is�safe�to�play�with. 421 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,216 Rated�"E"�for�everyone. 422 00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:19,894 Then,�yes. We�have�a�deal. 423 00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:22,062 Wondrous! 424 00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:25,231 You�will�post�up outside�of�the�dollar�store, 425 00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:28,971 and�we...�will�herd customers�your�way. 426 00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:30,098 That's�what's�up, Hasidic�Stew. 427 00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:31,772 -�Sure�you�right. -�You�know�what�it�is. 428 00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:32,970 Hype. 429 00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:35,766 -�DAN:�Alexanders. -�DARY:�How�'r�ya�now? 430 00:14:35,774 --> 00:14:38,014 Life�is�like�toilet�paper�- 431 00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:40,750 you're�either�on�a�roll or�taking�crap�off�someone. 432 00:14:40,746 --> 00:14:42,276 Where�you�headed,�bud? 433 00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:45,551 Gonna�bop�my�wiener�off the�urinals�a�couple�times. 434 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:46,491 -�Booty�nude? -�Yeah. 435 00:14:46,485 --> 00:14:48,285 I�didn't�even�know you�could�do�it�slo-mo. 436 00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:49,717 -�Sniper. -�Other�snipe. 437 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:50,992 Wayne's�sweetie. 438 00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,960 Is�there�a�naked�photo�of�my cousint�on�your�phone? 439 00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:55,128 -�Who's�your�cousint. -�Gail. 440 00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:57,827 Oh,�yeah. Sorry,�boys. 441 00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,030 Too�many�conkies. 442 00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:00,671 -�You've�only�had�five. -�Yeah. 443 00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:03,366 Most�people�wouldn't�consider that�too�many�conkies. 444 00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:05,669 Yeah.�I�might�be forgetting�a�conkies,�bro. 445 00:15:05,671 --> 00:15:09,281 Most�people�would�agree�that is�a�side�effect�of�conkies. 446 00:15:10,175 --> 00:15:11,905 Anyhoo...�I�don't�know. 447 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,011 You�don't�know? 448 00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:14,082 I'm�the�conky�tonk�man. 449 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,379 You're�trying�to�tell�me 450 00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:17,781 that�you're�not�sure�if�you�have a�naked�photo�of�Gail�- 451 00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:19,623 the�Gail�-�on�your�phone? 452 00:15:19,618 --> 00:15:22,088 I've�got�so�many�naked�photos of�broadskis�on�my�phone, 453 00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:23,857 I�don't�know�where�it begins�or�where�it�ends. 454 00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:27,326 Yeah.�My�camera�roll�include recent�nudes,�favourite�nudes, 455 00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:30,056 portrait�nudes, slo-mo�nudes,�time�lapse�nudes, 456 00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:32,802 and�my�recently�deleted�folder is�exclusively�nudes. 457 00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:34,498 It's�tough�to�86�a�nude. 458 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,400 Yeah.�Some�you�wish�you could�axe�immediately. 459 00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:40,213 Yeah.�I�figured�out�how�to delete�the�calculator 460 00:15:40,205 --> 00:15:42,135 and�the�heart�monitor app�off�my�phone 461 00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:44,011 to�make�more�room for�incoming�nudes. 462 00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:45,179 (Chuckling) 463 00:15:45,177 --> 00:15:46,907 But,�you�know, even�if�we�were�sendeded�it, 464 00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:48,782 we�wouldn't�have�sended�it to�the�boys. 465 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,351 That�is�like...�bad. 466 00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:53,350 Colour�me�pleasantly surprised,�boys. 467 00:15:53,352 --> 00:15:55,022 I�mean,�we'd�show�it�to them,�obviously, 468 00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:56,290 twice�if�they�asked. 469 00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:58,758 We�just�wouldn't,�you�know, sended�it�to�them. 470 00:15:58,757 --> 00:16:00,257 And�there�it�is. 471 00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:01,859 Perhaps�the�skids could�go�on�the�dark�web 472 00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:03,660 and�figure�out�who�it�was. 473 00:16:03,662 --> 00:16:04,962 Worth�a�shot. 474 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,334 But�if�you�do�do�that, 475 00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:08,872 please�don't�tell�them about�our�stash�of�nudes 476 00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:12,167 because�dark�web�dudes�have�the means�to�snatch�those�from�us. 477 00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:15,611 Yeah,�and�we'd�get�in�trouble with�our�billet�parents. 478 00:16:15,607 --> 00:16:16,637 Don't�worry. 479 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:20,912 We�won't�sended-ed-ed�them that�information. 480 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,213 BOTH:�Nert-nert! 481 00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:25,624 (Electronic�music�playing) 482 00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:28,517 ���Ahh��� Goldstein. 483 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,560 -�Campbell's�Chunky�Stew. -�Hi,�Avi! 484 00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:31,816 Roald�to�Avonlea.�'Sup. 485 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,164 -�You�know�what�it�is. -�Ah,�but�in�case�you�don't: 486 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:36,529 were�you�able�to�disperse�our rips�in�exchange�for... 487 00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:37,698 This�Boba�Fat�stack? 488 00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:38,926 -�Whoa! -�Oh,�wow! 489 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,131 How? 490 00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:41,932 Rather�not�talk�about�it, Rod�Stewart. 491 00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:43,444 Please? 492 00:16:43,435 --> 00:16:45,365 Maybe�for�you, Roald�&�the�Beautiful. 493 00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:47,511 You�see,�I�devised a�plan�of�my�own. 494 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,506 -�That's�not�part�of�the�plan. -�No,�but�check�it�out. 495 00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,638 I�sold�to�your�regulars, but�for�their�regular�price. 496 00:16:51,643 --> 00:16:52,683 Fair�is�fair. 497 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,548 This�plan�of�yours�to inflate�the�prices, 498 00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:56,516 it�just�didn't�add�up meth-amatically�speaking. 499 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,275 And�trust�me,�I�know a�lot�about�math 500 00:16:58,283 --> 00:16:59,593 because�my�dad was�an�accountant, 501 00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:01,385 and�that's�like�third�best�job you�can�get�as�a�Jew. 502 00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:03,217 -�You're�Jewish. -�Are�you�Jewish? 503 00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:05,492 We�didn't�even�know�it. But�what�are�the�first�two�jobs? 504 00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:06,931 Doctor�and�lawyer�are�tied for�first, 505 00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:08,055 and�then�member of�the�Beastie�Boys. 506 00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,430 -�Sure�Shot. -�So�What'cha�Want? 507 00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:11,628 What�I�did�instead�was�I�hit up�my�cousint�Shlomi. 508 00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:13,600 He's�the�on�campus�dealer at�the�Yeshiva�in�Toronto. 509 00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:15,199 -�What's�a�Yeshiva? -�Oh,�it's�like-- 510 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,440 It's�like�the�same�as�school, 511 00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:18,095 but�with�a�primary focus�on�bible�studies, 512 00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:19,643 also�less�girls. 513 00:17:19,638 --> 00:17:21,308 (Chuckling)�Okay. 514 00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:22,436 Yeah. 515 00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:24,081 Told�him�I�had�a�handle on�some�good�shit, 516 00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:27,346 named�my�price and�he�bought�it�all. 517 00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:29,006 Jews�work�together, my�goy. 518 00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:30,684 L'Chaim. 519 00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:31,982 I�sense�trickery. 520 00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:34,954 Just...�treatery. 521 00:17:34,953 --> 00:17:39,193 How�surreptitiously clandestine�of�you. 522 00:17:39,191 --> 00:17:41,061 Oh,�bee-tee-dubs,�one�of the�guys�you�sent�over�- 523 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,800 really�smelly�dude, kinda�smelled�like�unused, 524 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:45,195 -�stacked�cardboard�boxes... -�(Roald�sighing) 525 00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:47,727 ...yeah,�showed�me�a�nude�of Gail�from�the�bar.�Yeah. 526 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,703 Had�a�really�dumb�name, something�like... 527 00:17:49,701 --> 00:17:52,571 'Jiggly�Puff�Pat'. Something�like�that. 528 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,341 Anyways,�you�might�want�to�give your�buddy�a�heads�up 529 00:17:54,339 --> 00:17:55,539 he's�a�proper�degen. 530 00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:56,381 Jivin'�Pete. 531 00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:58,975 Yes.�He�is a�proper�degen. 532 00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:01,147 We�will�be�sure�to�pass that�information 533 00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:02,606 on�to�the�right�people. 534 00:18:02,614 --> 00:18:04,324 But,�in�the�meantime, 535 00:18:04,316 --> 00:18:08,186 to�the�bar�for�an�alcohol induced�jubilation. 536 00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:09,657 Drinks�on�me. 537 00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:10,555 You�guys�go�ahead. 538 00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:12,016 I�don't�want�to�be late�for�Shabbos�dinner. 539 00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:14,394 Bubbie's�making�brisket;�I'm about�to�fuck�up�with�my�mouth. 540 00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:15,893 Ooh... 541 00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:17,234 Goldstein... 542 00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:18,559 it�was�a�pleasure. 543 00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:21,804 Roald,�Milstew, keep�it�tight. 544 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,900 (Making�airplane�noise) 545 00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:27,473 (Making�explosion�sound) 546 00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:29,273 -�Shirt�tuckers. -�Shirt�tuckerettes. 547 00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:30,644 There's�something going�around�town, 548 00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:32,582 linked�to�my�cousint�Gail. What�do�you�know? 549 00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:35,408 I�know�it�wouldn't�be�the�first time�something�went�around�town 550 00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:37,124 linked�to�your�cousint�Gail. 551 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,476 So�that�was�true? 552 00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:40,654 -�(Quietly)�Yeah. -�Speak! 553 00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:44,492 (Scoffing) Snitches�get�stitches. 554 00:18:49,828 --> 00:18:52,798 -�(Grunting) -�Snitch�or�you'll�need�them. 555 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,368 Tighter. (Yelping) 556 00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:56,296 It�was�Jivin'�Pete! 557 00:18:57,936 --> 00:18:59,606 Are�youse�coming�in? 558 00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:02,365 Need�to�offset�the�degen population�in�here. 559 00:19:02,374 --> 00:19:03,844 He's�gotta�be�in�there. 560 00:19:03,842 --> 00:19:05,812 Gail's�gotta�know�first. 561 00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:10,881 -�Yeah. -�Yeah,�that's�what�I�thought. 562 00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:15,892 (Rock�music�playing) 563 00:19:17,856 --> 00:19:19,316 Gail,�how�'r�ya�now? 564 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:21,194 -�Good�'n�you? -�Oh,�I'm�not�s'bad. 565 00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:22,533 -�Cousint. -�Cousint. 566 00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:25,928 Heard�youse�been having�my�back�around�town. 567 00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:27,001 ALL: Can�confirm. 568 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,539 So�you�know it�was�Jivin'�Pete. 569 00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:31,899 I�sent�it�to�him. 570 00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:37,509 Did�you... fuck�Jivin'�Pete,�Gailer? 571 00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:39,949 No.�I�just�sent him�a�nude. 572 00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:42,575 But�I've�fucked�worse. 573 00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:45,721 I�once�had�it�off�with�the�four day�shift�guys�at�Timmies 574 00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:48,347 'cause�they�offered�me a�real...�Double-Double. 575 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:50,123 You�know what�that�is,�Wayne? 576 00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:51,522 -�No. -�Anyways, 577 00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:54,233 I�was�home�with�a�cold�'cause cough�syrup�makes�me�horny, 578 00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:57,296 and�I�needed�someone to�play�carpenter�with. 579 00:19:57,296 --> 00:19:59,096 -�What's�that? -�It's�a�game. 580 00:19:59,097 --> 00:20:01,327 How�does�ones�plays carpenters,�Gails? 581 00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,503 Only�two�rules. One:�we�get�hammered. 582 00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:07,072 Two:�you�nail�me. (Grunting) 583 00:20:07,072 --> 00:20:09,172 Gail,�you�need�Jesus. 584 00:20:09,174 --> 00:20:12,714 Good�thinking. Best�carpenter�there�ever�was. 585 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,481 So�what�happened? 586 00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:17,349 Greasy�degen�was�slipping�and sliding�all�up�in�my�DMs, 587 00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:20,249 so�I�sent�him�a�little�something to�wail�on�it�to. 588 00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:22,992 Cousint,�aren't�you�mad he�went�around�town 589 00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:24,718 showing�it�to�everyone? 590 00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:27,163 Mad?�Fucker�did�all my�marketing�for�me. 591 00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:30,429 Like�an�analog�Tinder�profile, going�off�left�and�right, 592 00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:33,129 showing�me�off�to�every dangling�dong�in�town. 593 00:20:33,131 --> 00:20:34,631 My�phone's�burning�up. 594 00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:37,203 That�nude... is�my�business�card. 595 00:20:37,202 --> 00:20:39,172 You�see�it,�Daryl? 596 00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:40,671 No,�and�when I�tried�to�look�at�it-- 597 00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:42,112 Cool�it. 598 00:20:42,107 --> 00:20:43,807 I'll�just�piss a�little�in�his�drink. 599 00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:44,879 I'll�do�it�for�you. 600 00:20:44,876 --> 00:20:48,176 Just�gimme�a�few�minutes to�bop�it�off�the�urinus. 601 00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:51,320 Well,�how�you wanna�fuck�this�pig? 602 00:20:52,217 --> 00:20:55,017 (Whispering�indistinctly) 603 00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:00,833 Sometimes�you've�gotta kill�'em�with�kindness. 604 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,160 (Amyl�and�The�Sniffers "Hertz") 605 00:21:04,162 --> 00:21:12,602 �� 606 00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:15,314 ���I�wanna�go�see the�country��� 607 00:21:15,307 --> 00:21:17,507 ���I�want to�get�out�of�here��� 608 00:21:17,509 --> 00:21:19,949 ���I'm�sick�of�looking at�graffiti��� 609 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:22,375 ���On�the�walls�of the�grey�walls,�the�city��� 610 00:21:22,381 --> 00:21:25,321 ���I�want�to�drive in�the�countryside��� 611 00:21:25,317 --> 00:21:27,247 ���I�want�the�breeze in�my�hair��� 612 00:21:27,252 --> 00:21:31,062 ���I�am�touching your�leg�and...��� 613 00:21:31,056 --> 00:21:32,916 ���I�have�my�hand in�your�hand��� 614 00:21:32,924 --> 00:21:33,534 ���Take�me�to�the�beach, take�me�to�the�country��� 615 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:38,130 ���Climb�in�the�backseat, if�you�love�me��� 616 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,530 ���Hire�me�a�car��� 617 00:21:39,531 --> 00:21:40,931 ���I�wanna�go�driving��� 618 00:21:40,932 --> 00:21:43,502 ���Climb�in�the�backseat, that's�where�you'll�find�me��� 619 00:21:43,502 --> 00:21:46,142 ���I�see�mosquitoes, they�buzz�past��� 620 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,938 ���Your�hand�is�in�mine��� 621 00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:51,540 ���I�look�out�the�window, it�looks�stunning��� 622 00:21:51,543 --> 00:21:54,453 ���To�see�the�sun is�setting�in�the�sky��� 623 00:21:54,446 --> 00:21:56,646 ���Everyone�is�wavin' out�the�window��� 624 00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:58,948 ���It's�like�they're excited�we're�here��� 625 00:21:58,950 --> 00:22:01,590 ���I�stopped�by the�fish�and�chips�shop��� 626 00:22:01,586 --> 00:22:04,256 ���They�act�like�mates, it�makes�me�cheer��� 627 00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:05,556 ���Take�me�to�the�beach��� 628 00:22:05,557 --> 00:22:06,987 ���Take�me�to�the�country��� 629 00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:10,132 ���Climb�in�the�backseat, if�you�love�me��� 630 00:22:10,128 --> 00:22:11,158 ���Hire�me�a�car��� 631 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,303 ���I�wanna�go�driving��� 632 00:22:12,297 --> 00:22:13,567 ���Climb�in�the�backseat��� 633 00:22:13,565 --> 00:22:15,165 ���That's�where you'll�find�me��� 634 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:18,697 �� 635 00:22:18,704 --> 00:22:20,544 ���I�want�you�to�love�me��� 636 00:22:20,539 --> 00:22:24,179 �� 637 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:27,176 ���Do�you�love�me?��� 638 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,879 �� 639 00:22:28,929 --> 00:22:33,479 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 53355

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