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You�smelt�Gap�Dream�at
the�bar�the�other�night
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00:00:10,877 --> 00:00:12,307
and�that�got�you�hard
as�old�sugar.
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00:00:12,345 --> 00:00:13,605
You�sparked�the�BBQ�with
the�lid�still�down
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00:00:13,646 --> 00:00:15,216
and�turned�your�niece's�8th
birthday�into�a�scene
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00:00:15,248 --> 00:00:16,218
from�the�Hurt�Locker.
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00:00:16,249 --> 00:00:17,379
Your�friend's�dad�called
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00:00:17,417 --> 00:00:19,587
your�sister's�pet�squirrel
a�"bush�shrimp".
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00:00:19,619 --> 00:00:21,389
You've�come�to�the�conclusion
that�if�she's�got�three
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00:00:21,421 --> 00:00:23,361
or�more�colours�in�her�hair,
she's�offended�by�everything.
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00:00:23,390 --> 00:00:25,630
Your�pal�chose�the�urinal
directly�beside�yours
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00:00:25,658 --> 00:00:27,788
which�gotcha�thinking�about�how
he�always�wants�to�cross
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00:00:27,827 --> 00:00:29,927
your�arms�and�crack�your�back.
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00:00:29,963 --> 00:00:31,103
You�wanna�give�your�sweetie
the�world
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00:00:31,131 --> 00:00:32,201
but�all�you�can�afford�is
Edmonton.
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00:00:32,232 --> 00:00:33,572
And�really�you�shoulda�known
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00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,240
about�your�back�crackin'�pal
'cause�like,
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00:00:35,268 --> 00:00:37,998
one�time�he�wanted�to�do�it�when
it�was�just�the�two�of�ya.
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You'd�fuck�a�catcher's�mitt
at�the�moment
19
00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:41,042
is�not�the�answer�the�dude
at�the�sex�shop
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00:00:41,074 --> 00:00:43,044
was�expecting�when�he�asked�ya
how�you�were�doing.
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00:00:43,076 --> 00:00:44,876
Yeah�say�what�you�want�about
CIS�teens,
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00:00:44,911 --> 00:00:46,411
they'll�build�you�a�great
fuckin'�chapel.
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00:00:46,446 --> 00:00:48,376
It's�not�entirely�true�to�say
you�got�catfished,
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00:00:48,415 --> 00:00:49,845
but�the�girl�did�have
a�forehead�so�big,
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00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:51,083
she�could�light�a�dart�in
the�shower.
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Your�dog�ripped�a�fart
so�thick,
27
00:00:52,652 --> 00:00:54,592
you�could�hang�an�axe
in�the�air�after.
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00:00:54,621 --> 00:00:56,361
You�don't�have�a�lady�in
your�life�but�you�do�have�a�pal
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00:00:56,389 --> 00:00:57,759
who�blows�on�his�food
to�cool�it�down,
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00:00:57,791 --> 00:00:59,191
so�tomato-tomahto.
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00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:01,485
Boy�you�sure�catch�a�lot�of�heat
for�your�farmer's�tan
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00:01:01,528 --> 00:01:04,298
but�have�yous�never�seen�a
roofer's�tan,�like,�holy�fuck.
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00:01:04,330 --> 00:01:05,800
Your�gal�wants�to�start�an
OnlyFans�page,
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00:01:05,832 --> 00:01:07,132
but�even�Netflix�is�losing�subs
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00:01:07,167 --> 00:01:08,367
and�she�can't�compete�with
Ozark.
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Whole�world's�all�if's�and
but's�at�the�moment.
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00:01:10,503 --> 00:01:12,243
But�if�if's�and�but's�were
candy�and�nuts
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you'd�have�nuts�where�your�butts
were�before.
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��
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Youse�guys!
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ALL:
What?
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00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:28,990
Look�at�this.
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-�Christ�in�heaven.
-�What?
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00:01:30,657 --> 00:01:33,087
-�Look�at�this.
-�Sweet�Lord�Almighty.
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-�What?
-�Look�at�this.
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Um...
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00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:40,428
Wee�bit�of�trouble�reading
then,�eh,�bud?
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00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:41,867
What's�it�say?!
49
00:01:41,901 --> 00:01:43,041
Collect�yourselves.
50
00:01:43,069 --> 00:01:45,209
This�could�very�easily�spirals
into�hysterics,
51
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if�we's�don't�practice
stoicisms.
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What's�it�say.
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Tell�us�what�chip�is�the�best
chip�of�all�time!
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00:01:50,743 --> 00:01:53,313
And�these�guys�will�let�you
design�your�own�flavour�of�chip!
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-�(Crowd�chattering)
-�We�alls�knews�this�was�coming.
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Well,�all�the�signs�were�there.
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Wait!
What�are�the�rules?
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Yes.
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00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:04,015
Oh,�wee�bit�of�a�hard�time
readin'�then,�eh,�bud?
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00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:07,057
Gimme,�gimme,�gimme!
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"Only�classic
Canadian�flavours,
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00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:12,999
"consisting�of�two�or�less
ingredients�shall�be�considered.
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00:02:13,032 --> 00:02:16,102
"Plain,�salt�&�vinegar,�BBQ,
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sour�cream�&�onion,
dill�pickle...�ketchup."
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Better�not�forget�those�fuckin'
all-dressed�chips.
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00:02:21,941 --> 00:02:24,611
Wayne,�all-dressed�consists�of
more�than�two�ingredients.
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00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:27,614
So�nows,�we're�shaming�chips�for
being�too�dressed?
68
00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:30,117
I'm�used�to�shaming�them�for
not�being�dressed�enough.
69
00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,180
Stewart.
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"All-Dressed�chips
shall�be�excluded!"
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-�(Gasps�from�patrons)
-�MAN:�Get�outta�here!
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For�obvious
reasons,�Wayne.
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00:02:36,856 --> 00:02:38,456
Excluding�the�chip�doesn't�stop
it�from�being
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the�greatest
chip�of�all�time,�Dary.
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00:02:39,959 --> 00:02:43,429
Wayne,�this�is�no�time�for
pride.�It's�bedlam�out�here.
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00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:45,063
No�one�loves�chips
like�small�towns.
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Not�one�other�tribe,
nor�person,�nor�posse.
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00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:50,400
Yeah.�Offices�have
their�water�coolers.
79
00:02:50,436 --> 00:02:52,336
And�small�towns
have�their�chip�bowls.
80
00:02:52,372 --> 00:02:54,412
It's�a�place�where�friendships
are�built
81
00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:57,240
and�good�news�is�shared.
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00:02:57,277 --> 00:02:58,847
Those�waters�runs�deeps.
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00:02:58,878 --> 00:03:00,308
Six�generations�strong.
84
00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:03,176
The�American�Revolutionarys�Wars
was�in�no�smalls�parts�due
85
00:03:03,216 --> 00:03:05,546
to�Great�Britain's�calling�chips
crisps.
86
00:03:05,585 --> 00:03:07,745
What�do�you�think�our�ancestors
snacked�on
87
00:03:07,787 --> 00:03:09,087
up�the�underground�railroad?
88
00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:12,292
Everybody�knows,�the�War�of�1812
was�the�north�versus�the�south,
89
00:03:12,325 --> 00:03:14,025
but�what�the�people�on
the�front�lines�knew,
90
00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:15,660
it�was�crinkle�cut�versus
classic�cut.
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00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:18,765
Manifest�destiny�wasn't�even
a�thing�until�Yanks�caught�wind
92
00:03:18,798 --> 00:03:21,198
of�us�fuckin'�around�with�exotic
flavours�up�here.
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00:03:22,302 --> 00:03:24,742
Youse�beens�awful�quiets
through�all�this,�Waynes.
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00:03:29,175 --> 00:03:30,675
I'm�so�fired�up
right�now,
95
00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:32,350
I've�got�sweat�rollin'�down
the�small�of�my�back
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00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:34,678
and�into�my�ass�crack.
97
00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:35,954
It's�emotional.
98
00:03:35,982 --> 00:03:38,382
But�someone's�gotta�stay�focused
through�the�fuss.
99
00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:39,688
Someone's�gotta�lead.
100
00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:42,989
-�I�nominate�Stewart!
-�I�nominate�anyone�else.
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00:03:43,022 --> 00:03:44,792
What�are�we
gonna�do,�Wayne?
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00:03:46,259 --> 00:03:48,559
Only�thing�we�can�do.
103
00:03:50,029 --> 00:03:52,599
Have�a�fishbowl
discussion.
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00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:55,070
Come�on�now.
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00:03:55,101 --> 00:03:56,441
(Grunting)
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00:03:56,469 --> 00:03:58,769
Pretty�short�shorts�for�someone
that�calls�himself�a�man.
107
00:03:58,805 --> 00:04:00,365
You're�paying�a�lot�of�attention
to�my�shorts
108
00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:01,766
for�someone�who�calls
himself�straight.
109
00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:04,208
Time�to�take�a�good�look�in
the�mirror,�bud.
110
00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,584
That's�exactly
what�I�thought.
111
00:04:06,613 --> 00:04:08,083
What�is�this
sorcery,�boys.
112
00:04:08,114 --> 00:04:10,224
Look�at�this
hocus-pocus.
113
00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,920
New�program,�boys.
We�wanna�look�like�porn�stars.
114
00:04:12,952 --> 00:04:14,192
We're�gonna�look
like�porn�stars.
115
00:04:14,220 --> 00:04:16,120
-�You�already�kinda�do.
-�You�already�kinda�do.
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00:04:16,155 --> 00:04:17,855
Really�though,
you�already�kinda�do.
117
00:04:17,890 --> 00:04:19,660
-�You�already�kinda�do.
-�What�are�we�even�doing�here?
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00:04:19,692 --> 00:04:22,102
Seriously�though,
youse�already�kinda�do.
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00:04:22,128 --> 00:04:23,398
BOTH:
Thank�you,�Glen.
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00:04:23,429 --> 00:04:26,229
Oh,�that�was�confusing.
That�was�not�a�compliment.
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00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:29,036
Because�you�look�like�straight
male�porn�stars.
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00:04:29,068 --> 00:04:30,368
-�Pardon?
-�Well,�you�know,
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00:04:30,403 --> 00:04:31,943
like�a�Shane�Diesel,
or�a�Sean�Lawless.
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00:04:31,971 --> 00:04:32,911
Or�Johnny�Sins?
125
00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:35,709
Jordi�el�Nino�Polla�or
Juan�El�Caballo�Loco.
126
00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:38,012
-�Gizmo�Osmond?
-�Maybe�even�him.
127
00:04:38,044 --> 00:04:39,414
Wait,�I'm�sorry,�Glen,
128
00:04:39,445 --> 00:04:41,475
but�a�porn�star�is�a�porn�star
is�a�porn�star.
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00:04:41,514 --> 00:04:43,454
(Snort�laughing)
Not�when�it�comes
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00:04:43,483 --> 00:04:45,453
to�the�flawless�male�physique,
it�t'ain't.
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00:04:45,485 --> 00:04:47,045
He's�right.
Gays�hold�it�down�there.
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Yeah.
We�can't�argue�that.
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00:04:48,354 --> 00:04:50,994
Like�a�little�Johnny�Rapid?
A�little�Buck�Richards?
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00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:53,434
Sure,�like�a�little�Pierce
Paris,�or�a�little�JJ�Knight.
135
00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:54,489
A�little�Max�Arion?
136
00:04:54,527 --> 00:04:55,557
A�little�Liam�Cyber?
137
00:04:55,595 --> 00:04:56,595
Yeah,�a�little�Calvin�Banks.
138
00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:58,629
Li'l�Beaux�Banks.
Li'l�Boomer�Banks.
139
00:04:58,665 --> 00:05:00,065
A�little�Max�from
Corbin�Fisher?
140
00:05:00,099 --> 00:05:01,229
A�little�Dean
from�Seancody?
141
00:05:01,267 --> 00:05:02,397
A�little�Cocky�Boys?
142
00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:03,565
Yeah,�a�little
Guys�In�Sweatpants.
143
00:05:03,603 --> 00:05:05,103
Li'l�Helix.
Li'l�Bel�Ami.
144
00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,408
Hey,�Glen?
145
00:05:06,439 --> 00:05:08,539
Oh,�Hockey,
I�forgot�about�you.
146
00:05:08,574 --> 00:05:11,584
How�do�you�know�so�much�about
gay,�male�porn�stars?
147
00:05:11,611 --> 00:05:12,681
Pourquoi?
148
00:05:12,712 --> 00:05:14,582
It's�just�that�we�know�why�Ron
and�Dax�know�so�much
149
00:05:14,614 --> 00:05:16,284
about�gay,
male�porn�stars.
150
00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,376
'Cause�we're�homos?
151
00:05:17,417 --> 00:05:19,047
Not�sure�that's�PC
but�you�said.
152
00:05:19,085 --> 00:05:20,385
Gay�as�the�day�is�long.
153
00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:21,820
All�new�levels�of�gay.
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00:05:21,854 --> 00:05:22,964
Straight�up�the�ass.
155
00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:27,229
But�for�you�to�know�so�much
about�gay�porn�stars...
156
00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:29,460
Gay--�Gay
male�porn�stars.
157
00:05:29,495 --> 00:05:33,765
Yes,�for�you�to�know�so�much
about�gay,�male�porn�stars,
158
00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:34,830
it�would�suggest...
159
00:05:34,867 --> 00:05:37,597
Uh,�that�I've�done�my�research?
(Laughing)
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00:05:37,637 --> 00:05:39,737
Jonesy,�I'm�not�sure�if�this�is
your�first�time
161
00:05:39,772 --> 00:05:41,772
throwing�some�weights�around,
but�in�the�fitness�community,
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00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:43,778
we�have�something
called�goals.
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00:05:43,810 --> 00:05:45,880
We�also�have�a�little�thing
called�fitspo.
164
00:05:45,912 --> 00:05:48,612
So,�what�I�like�to�do
is�I�set�my�goals,
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00:05:48,648 --> 00:05:50,378
I�gather�up�my�fitspo,
and�then�I�go�about
166
00:05:50,416 --> 00:05:52,716
trying�to�achieve�my�goals.
167
00:05:52,752 --> 00:05:53,722
Par�example...
168
00:05:53,753 --> 00:05:57,923
This...�is�my�fitspo.
Okay?
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00:05:57,957 --> 00:05:59,127
So,�my�goal...
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00:05:59,158 --> 00:06:02,758
is�the�whole...
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00:06:02,795 --> 00:06:03,995
aesthetic.
172
00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,470
Okay?�My�goal...
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00:06:05,498 --> 00:06:09,398
is�to�look...
like�this.
174
00:06:09,435 --> 00:06:12,335
Or�maybe�even
a�little�bit�like�this.
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00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:15,842
Or,�if�I'm�lucky�I�get�to�and/or
look�like�this.
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00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:18,275
-�Okay,�Glen.
-�We�got�it,�buddy.
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00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:19,581
So,�if�everything's�clear,
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00:06:19,612 --> 00:06:21,612
you�guys�can�just�skedaddle
on�out�of�here
179
00:06:21,647 --> 00:06:25,317
and�I�can�get�back�to�my�goal
of�looking�like�this!
180
00:06:25,351 --> 00:06:27,191
BOTH:�O-kay.
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00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:28,350
We'll�take�it
from�here,�fellas.
182
00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,788
How�do�we�feel
about�Austin�Wilde?
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00:06:30,823 --> 00:06:32,063
Well,�he's�no
Christian�Wilde.
184
00:06:32,091 --> 00:06:33,261
No�he�is�not.
185
00:06:33,292 --> 00:06:37,862
(Crowd�chattering)
186
00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:39,597
Simmer�down.
187
00:06:39,632 --> 00:06:41,232
In�order�to�arrive�at
the�conclusion
188
00:06:41,267 --> 00:06:43,437
of�what�the�best�chip
ever�is...
189
00:06:43,469 --> 00:06:45,939
in�an�effort�to�be�able�to
design�our�own�chip...
190
00:06:45,972 --> 00:06:48,142
we�will�now�begin�a�closed
fishbowl�discussion
191
00:06:48,174 --> 00:06:49,514
on�the�matter,
192
00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:52,712
and�let�the�chips�fall
as�they�may.
193
00:06:53,813 --> 00:06:55,453
Wayne.
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00:06:55,481 --> 00:06:57,021
You�wanna�know�what,
here�I�go�now.
195
00:06:57,049 --> 00:06:59,549
I�just�want�to�start
by�saying�thanks�to�Gail
196
00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:01,745
for�acting
as�today's�moderator,
197
00:07:01,788 --> 00:07:04,058
also,�for�assuming
the�responsibility
198
00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:07,160
of�booking�us�the�Ukrainian�Hall
for�today's�event.
199
00:07:07,193 --> 00:07:09,303
(Applauding)
200
00:07:09,328 --> 00:07:11,798
Thank�you,�Gail.
201
00:07:11,831 --> 00:07:12,901
'Kay.
202
00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:15,702
Rules�for�today's�fishbowl
discussion�are�simple.
203
00:07:15,735 --> 00:07:19,065
I'll�introduce�flavours�of�chip
one�by�one.
204
00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:22,205
Peer�discussion�inside
the�fishbowl�will�begin.
205
00:07:22,241 --> 00:07:26,211
I,�and�only�I,�have�the�power�to
move�on�to�the�next�flavour
206
00:07:26,245 --> 00:07:27,575
of�chip.
207
00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:30,523
In�conclusion�of�today's
fishbowl�discussion,
208
00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:34,050
the�best�chip�of�all�time�will
be�determined�via�vote
209
00:07:34,086 --> 00:07:36,716
by�show�of�hands.
210
00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:39,234
We�begin.
211
00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:41,630
Plain.
212
00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:44,931
(Croup�mumbling,�talking�over
each�other)
213
00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:46,504
I--�I�submit:
214
00:07:46,532 --> 00:07:49,242
that�chip�could�be�called
plain...�or�regular.
215
00:07:49,268 --> 00:07:51,398
How�would�youse�like�it�if
someone�called�youse�regulars?
216
00:07:51,437 --> 00:07:52,867
-�I�would�love�that!
-�(Laughing)
217
00:07:52,905 --> 00:07:54,835
I�mean,�to�be�called�regular�ol'
Letterkenny�folk--
218
00:07:54,874 --> 00:07:55,914
Anyhoo!
219
00:07:55,942 --> 00:07:58,182
I'm�not�trying�to�take�anything
away�from�the�chip.
220
00:07:58,211 --> 00:07:59,381
-�He's�really�not.
-�I�hopes�not.
221
00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:02,622
I�would�also�offer,�calling
the�chip�plain�is�misleading,
222
00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:06,488
on�account�of�the�light�drizzle
of�salt�adorning�the�chip.
223
00:08:06,519 --> 00:08:07,819
Put�that�light�drizzle�of�salt
up�against
224
00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:11,024
any�other�flavour�of�chip
for�me�real�quick�and,
225
00:08:11,057 --> 00:08:12,657
I�mean,�I�think�we're�good�to
move�this�along.
226
00:08:12,692 --> 00:08:14,992
There�isn't�one�person�here
who'd�take�the�plain�chip.
227
00:08:15,027 --> 00:08:15,897
All�I'll�say.
228
00:08:15,928 --> 00:08:18,528
I�actually�know
a�few�people�who�would
229
00:08:18,564 --> 00:08:20,434
and�I'm�not�going�to�name�names,
but�I�ain't�one�of�'em.
230
00:08:20,466 --> 00:08:21,996
-�I�am.
-�(Gasping)
231
00:08:22,034 --> 00:08:23,644
Dary.
232
00:08:23,669 --> 00:08:27,569
And�I'll�say�this...
233
00:08:27,607 --> 00:08:29,577
you�can�call�it�regular,
234
00:08:29,609 --> 00:08:31,039
but�I�call�it�classic!
235
00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:31,977
(Uproar�from�the�crowd)
236
00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:34,481
GAIL:�Let�him�speak!
Let�the�man�speak!
237
00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,254
It�doesn't�need
to�go�there.
238
00:08:36,282 --> 00:08:37,982
It�never
needs�to�go�there.
239
00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:40,987
Youse�may�want�your�chips�all
dolled�up�and�camera�ready...
240
00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:45,530
I�just�want�a�chip�to�sit�on
the�sofa�with...
241
00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:47,228
catch�a�flick...
242
00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:49,330
shoot�the�breeze.
243
00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:50,602
-�But...
-�But...
244
00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:52,100
-�But--
-�But�fuck�it!
245
00:08:52,131 --> 00:08:53,401
ROALD:
(Quietly)�Yes.
246
00:08:53,432 --> 00:08:56,972
Could�be�the�first�chip
I�ever�had.
247
00:08:57,970 --> 00:09:00,210
And�I'm�not�gonna
turn�my�back�on�it.
248
00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,884
'Cause�it's�never�turned
its�back�on�me.
249
00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:11,280
Waynes?�Youse�been�awful�quiets
through�all�this.
250
00:09:14,153 --> 00:09:16,423
Dary,�I�know�you�go�back�a�long
way�back�with�the�chip.
251
00:09:16,455 --> 00:09:18,215
-�So�do�you.
-�So�do�I.
252
00:09:20,426 --> 00:09:23,356
But�I�look�over�at�you�here,
and...�like,
253
00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:26,796
how�soon�we�forget,
old�friend,
254
00:09:26,832 --> 00:09:30,872
all�those�sleepovers,
kindergarten�through�Grade�2,
255
00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:33,473
you�and�me�used�to�add�a�couple
things�into�a�bag�of�plain�chips
256
00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:36,876
in�an�effort�to...�make�our�own
homemade�chip.
257
00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:38,880
Dary,�why�don't�you�tell
the�group
258
00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:41,751
what�those
two�things�were.
259
00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:43,821
-�Salt�and�vinegar.
-�(Gasping)
260
00:09:43,849 --> 00:09:45,149
What?
261
00:09:45,184 --> 00:09:48,824
I'm�gonna�take
some�air.
262
00:09:48,854 --> 00:09:51,964
(Door�opening�and�closing)
263
00:09:51,991 --> 00:09:54,061
With�the�salt�and�vinegar
seed�planted,
264
00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:57,303
we�will�gracefully�and�with
composure�segue
265
00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:58,830
into�salt�and�vinnies.
266
00:09:58,864 --> 00:10:01,504
-�(All�talking�over�each�other)
-�Damn�good�chip.
267
00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:03,104
That�chip�won't�be
pushed�around.
268
00:10:03,135 --> 00:10:05,365
Why�do�you�think�Doritos�never
fucked�with�it?
269
00:10:05,404 --> 00:10:06,814
Corn�chips
have�no�place�here!
270
00:10:06,839 --> 00:10:08,869
-�Still�an�underdog.
-�Always�beens�an�underdogs.
271
00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:10,708
It's�enough�to�give�anyones
an�attitudes.
272
00:10:10,743 --> 00:10:11,913
It's�a�versatile�chip.
273
00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:13,884
Expand�on
that�please,�Rosie.
274
00:10:13,913 --> 00:10:15,783
Throw�it�in�with�some�popcorn
or�pretzels.
275
00:10:15,815 --> 00:10:18,745
Pretzels,
pretzel�sticks...
276
00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:20,694
-�DARYL:�Peanut�M&M's.
-�(Gasping)
277
00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:21,990
DAN:
He's�back.
278
00:10:27,026 --> 00:10:29,256
(Crowd�whispering)
279
00:10:30,596 --> 00:10:32,096
It�plays�by�the�rules.
280
00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:35,741
Doesn't�try�to�steal
the�spotlight.
281
00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:38,738
It's�a�respectful�chip.
282
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,739
Shall�I�just�say
what�everyone's�thinking?
283
00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:43,914
-�Stewart.
-�Roald.
284
00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:46,483
If�you're�goings�where�I�thinks
you're�goings,
285
00:10:46,512 --> 00:10:48,312
I�suggests�you�holds
your�tongue.
286
00:10:48,347 --> 00:10:52,547
In�fact,
I�strongly�suggests�it.
287
00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,345
Stewart.�Proceed.
288
00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:57,117
That�chip�is...
inconsistent.
289
00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:58,956
-�(Gasping)
-�You�son�of�a�bitch!
290
00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:01,361
I�have�relied�on�that�chips
my�whole�life.
291
00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,564
Which�chip,�Dan?
292
00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:05,896
You�never�know�which�one
you're�getting!
293
00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:07,901
And�that's�the�problem.
294
00:11:07,933 --> 00:11:09,203
You're�pulling�out�one
295
00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:11,335
that's�maybe�a�little�too�salt
and�vinegary.
296
00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:12,540
Next�thing�you�know,
297
00:11:12,571 --> 00:11:14,941
you've�got�one�that's�not�very
salt�and�vinegary�at�all.
298
00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:18,644
Gails,�I�sense�an�edge�of
confrontations
299
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,348
in�the�gentleman's�tone.
300
00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:22,679
One's�got�enough�salt�and
vinegar�to�prune�your�lips
301
00:11:22,715 --> 00:11:24,615
for�the�better�part
of�48�hours,
302
00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:27,020
and�the�next�one
may�as�well�be...
303
00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:29,193
-�Don't�you�dare.
-�...regular.
304
00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:33,431
-�Prepare�to�meet�your�maker!
-�WAYNE:�Dan!
305
00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:39,725
Why�don't�you�take
some�air.
306
00:11:39,765 --> 00:11:41,325
(Gentle�patting)
307
00:11:44,336 --> 00:11:47,466
I�thinks
I�will�take�some�airs.
308
00:11:47,506 --> 00:11:49,036
(Stewart�chuckling)
309
00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:53,305
(Squealing)
310
00:11:53,345 --> 00:11:54,405
(Door�opening�closing)
311
00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:56,247
BBQ!
312
00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:58,082
(Chattering)
313
00:11:58,117 --> 00:11:59,487
WOMAN:
...The�name�itself.
314
00:12:01,353 --> 00:12:03,223
Hey,�Glen.
315
00:12:03,255 --> 00:12:04,385
Hey,�Glenski.
316
00:12:04,423 --> 00:12:05,623
Bert,�Ernie.
317
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:09,398
We�just�wanted�to�say,�like,�um,
sorry�if�we�were�kinda�weird
318
00:12:09,428 --> 00:12:11,428
earlier�when�you�were�able�to
list�the�names
319
00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,534
of�so�many�gay,
male�porn�stars.
320
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:17,636
Yes�and�again�when�you�had
a�gay,�male�porno�magazine
321
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:19,110
on�your�person.
322
00:12:19,138 --> 00:12:22,368
You�know,�I�don't�know�how�what
a�person�has�on�their�person
323
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,178
is�any�of�your�concern!
324
00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:25,610
Exactly!�Exactly.
325
00:12:25,644 --> 00:12:27,184
What�a�person�keeps
on�their�person
326
00:12:27,213 --> 00:12:29,953
is�none�of�anybody's�business,
or�what�they�do
327
00:12:29,982 --> 00:12:31,152
in�the�privacy
of�their�own�home.
328
00:12:31,183 --> 00:12:32,853
Yes,�I�mean�a�person's
preferences
329
00:12:32,885 --> 00:12:34,945
is�none�of
anybody's�business.
330
00:12:34,987 --> 00:12:36,687
So,�you�do�yo,�bro.
331
00:12:36,722 --> 00:12:37,762
(Snort�laughing)
332
00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:39,160
Do�you�mean�to�tell�me,
333
00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:41,531
that�you've�never�been�watching
a�porn�and�said�to�yourself,
334
00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:45,000
huh,�my�gourd,
that�man�or�young�adult
335
00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:46,970
or�young�adult�portraying�an
adolescent
336
00:12:46,999 --> 00:12:49,099
or�actual�adolescent
portraying�a�step-son
337
00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:52,195
has�an�extraordinary
physique?
338
00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:53,968
No.
339
00:12:54,006 --> 00:12:55,266
All�porn�stars�are�pretty
shredded,
340
00:12:55,307 --> 00:12:56,777
so�they're�pretty�much
interchangeable
341
00:12:56,809 --> 00:12:58,039
after�a�certain�point.
342
00:12:58,077 --> 00:12:59,747
I�pretty�much�don't�even�notice
the�dude�anymore.
343
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,579
Exactly!�I�don't�even�notice
the�girl!
344
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:02,984
Although,�I'll�take�pause
345
00:13:03,015 --> 00:13:04,775
to�acknowledge
a�nice�wrench�though.
346
00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:06,647
Yes,�if�he�has
a�massive�wrench,
347
00:13:06,685 --> 00:13:08,045
you've�gotta�pause
for�a�stick�tap.
348
00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:09,887
Gentlemen,
we're�on�the�same�page,
349
00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:11,222
we're�speaking�the�same
language,
350
00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:12,787
we're�driving
the�same�direction.
351
00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:14,485
So,�what�I'm�saying�is
the�next�time�you're�looking
352
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:17,357
for�shredded�dudes
for�your�fitspo,�maybe�think
353
00:13:17,396 --> 00:13:20,966
about�switching�up�your�porn
searches�a�little�wee�bit.
354
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,270
It's�good�to�mix
it�up,�boys.
355
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,471
-�Great�to�mix�it�up.
-�You�gotta�mix�it�up.
356
00:13:24,503 --> 00:13:25,673
Well,�let's�mix�it�up.
357
00:13:25,704 --> 00:13:27,074
What�are�we�even
fuckin'�doin'�here?
358
00:13:27,106 --> 00:13:28,436
What�is�wrong
with�searching...
359
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:31,444
"massive�cock�drills�tiny�hole,"
huh?�What's�wrong�with�it.
360
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:32,237
Nothin',�buddy!
361
00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:34,948
Then�what's�wrong�with
searching...
362
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:36,520
"two�massive�cocks�drill
tiny�hole,"�huh?
363
00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:37,679
What's�wrong�with�it?
364
00:13:37,716 --> 00:13:38,816
Not�a�thing
in�the�world,�bro.
365
00:13:38,851 --> 00:13:40,291
Okay,�well�then,
what's�wrong�with
366
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:43,689
searching�"two�handsome,
muscular�men�with�massive�cocks
367
00:13:43,722 --> 00:13:45,192
not�touching�each�other�or
anything,
368
00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:46,794
but�definitely
no�girls,"�huh?
369
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,196
-�What's�wrong�with�it.
-�Nah--�Nah--�Nothing
370
00:13:49,228 --> 00:13:53,228
What's�wrong�with�searching
"two�handsome,�muscular�men
371
00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:55,365
"with�massive�cocks�goin'
all�the�way�with�each�other
372
00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:57,841
with�no�one�else�around,"�huh?
What's�wrong�with�it?!
373
00:13:57,870 --> 00:13:59,610
-�Glen...
-�Glen�are�you...
374
00:13:59,638 --> 00:14:00,738
What?
375
00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:03,683
Always�on�the�lookout
for�long-lasting,
376
00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:05,539
relentless,�repetitive,
377
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:06,948
high-intensity,
378
00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:09,879
ads-free�fitspo?!
379
00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:12,145
You're�GD�right�I�am!
380
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:14,294
-�Okay,�Glen.
-�Okay,�Glen.
381
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,760
(Exhaling)
Working�out�gets�me�real...
382
00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:18,089
real�pumped�up,
real�aggressive.
383
00:14:18,123 --> 00:14:19,463
I�mean,�what�is�wrong
384
00:14:19,491 --> 00:14:21,391
with�getting�your�prostate
checked�a�couple�times�a�week
385
00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:22,757
by�someone�who�is
not�a�doctor,�huh?
386
00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:24,595
What's�wrong�with�it?
387
00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:27,500
(Door�opening�and�closing)
388
00:14:42,748 --> 00:14:43,918
Dill�pickle.
389
00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:45,849
-�(Chattering)
-�Glad�I�came�back�for�this�one.
390
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,945
Good�chip.
391
00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:51,655
About�time�this�thing�started
heatin'�up.
392
00:14:51,690 --> 00:14:53,060
Dill�pickle�Pringles.
How�'bow�'dah?
393
00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:54,632
How�'bout
that's�not�a�chip.
394
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:55,660
Stewart?
395
00:14:55,694 --> 00:14:57,204
It�is�a�Pringle,
it's�not�a�chip.
396
00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,629
I�think�you're�thinking�"It's
not�a�chip,�it's�a�cracker."
397
00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:01,765
I�think�you're�thinking�"It's
not�a�cracker,�it's�a�Crispers."
398
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,900
It's�part�chip,�part�cracker,
all�snack.
399
00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:05,266
He's�right.
400
00:15:05,304 --> 00:15:07,144
Pringles�didn't�have�the�same
advantages�as�other�chip.
401
00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:09,482
(Scoffing)�Pringles�have�more
advantages�than�other�chip
402
00:15:09,508 --> 00:15:10,338
for�the�packaging�alone.
403
00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:12,806
Tube�of�chips�versus
bag�of�chips.
404
00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,405
Sounds�like�Pringles�might�be�in
your�pocket.
405
00:15:14,446 --> 00:15:15,346
Follow�the�moneys.
406
00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:16,921
Pringles�didn't�have�the�same
advantages
407
00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:18,949
as�other�chip
and�still�did�just�fine.
408
00:15:18,984 --> 00:15:20,354
They�did�more�than�fine.
409
00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:23,286
Pringles�packaging�brings�a
whole�new�element�to�the�chip.
410
00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:24,562
No�doubt.
411
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,530
Let's�the�chip�show�you�a�whole
different�side�of�itself.
412
00:15:26,558 --> 00:15:30,628
But�Rosie,�let�me�ask�you,
might�that�be�called�privilege?
413
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:31,963
-�It�might.
-�Oh?
414
00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:33,067
Or�it�mightn't.
415
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,298
Well,�might�it
or�mightn't�it?
416
00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:38,844
No�one�can�argue�it's�a�chip
that�knows�exactly�who�it�is.
417
00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:40,241
Pretty�easy�for�a�chip�that's
had�everything
418
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:41,542
handed�to�it�its�whole�life.
419
00:15:41,573 --> 00:15:44,183
But�it�doesn't�carry�itself�that
way.�That�matters�here!
420
00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:46,179
ROALD:�Pringles�just�think
they're�better�than�other�chip,
421
00:15:46,211 --> 00:15:48,481
what�with�being�all�un-cracked
and�the�same�shape.
422
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,654
You�could�argue�they're�setting
an�unrealistic�standards
423
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:51,683
for�chips�everywhere.
424
00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:53,347
The�topic
is�dill�pickle.
425
00:15:53,385 --> 00:15:55,515
You�ever�seen�a�family-sized
pack�of�Pringles?
426
00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:57,964
No.�'Cause�they�don't�get
the�same�opportunities
427
00:15:57,990 --> 00:15:59,430
as�other�chip.
Never�did.
428
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,288
They�excluded�themselves�from
that�conversation!
429
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:03,627
-�Oh!
-�Oh,�but�since�you�asked,
430
00:16:03,662 --> 00:16:05,532
Rosie,�oh,�what�do�you�think�a
family-sized�pack
431
00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:08,104
of--�of�Pringles�looks�like?
432
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:11,203
Three�tubes�stacked�on�top
of�each�other?
433
00:16:11,236 --> 00:16:13,466
I�was�thinking�three�tubes
pressed�side�by�side.
434
00:16:13,505 --> 00:16:15,705
You've�got�two�parents,
two�to�three�kids
435
00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:18,041
and�maybe�a�dog
in�the�family�sedan,
436
00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:20,277
you�really�think�there's�any
room�for�those�options.
437
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:21,852
-�(Crowd�gasping)
-�(Laughing)
438
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:26,790
Pringles�are�used�to�being
left�behind.
439
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:27,889
I'll�take�some�air.
440
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,190
Rosie...
441
00:16:29,221 --> 00:16:30,321
(Door�opens�and�closes)
442
00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:33,086
The�topic
is�dill�pickle.
443
00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:37,156
Youse�been�awfully�quiets
through�all�this,�Waynes.
444
00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:40,066
DARYL:
So�have�you,�Katy-Kat.
445
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,373
WAYNE:�(Quietly)
...should�say�something?
446
00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:47,114
KATY:�(Quietly)�I�think�you
should�say�something.
447
00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:49,139
WAYNE:�(Quietly)�Think�I'd�like
you�to�say�something.
448
00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:50,514
KATY:�(Quietly)�I�think�you
should�take�it.
449
00:16:50,542 --> 00:16:51,982
-�WAYNE:�(Quietly)�You�sure?
-�Take�it.
450
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,551
WAYNE:
Okay.
451
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:06,230
We've�always�been�able�to�rely
on�the�family�farm,�you�see.
452
00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:08,988
A�number�of�years�back,
we�had�a�rough�patch...
453
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,898
agriculturally.
454
00:17:10,929 --> 00:17:12,799
Difficult�times.
455
00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:14,131
Lot�of�'uncertainteh'.
456
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:17,936
Katy�had�to�get�a�job�in�town�to
help�us�make�ends�meet.
457
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:20,510
And�every�night�I'd�drive�into
town�there,
458
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:23,179
pick�her�up�'cause...
459
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:26,778
well,�that's�the�least
I�could�do.
460
00:17:26,812 --> 00:17:29,852
Hell�I'll�admit�it,
I�was�hurtin'.
461
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,752
I�was�hurtin'�real�bad.
462
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:37,755
It�was�a�time�when�a�lot�of�men
would�lose�themselves.
463
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:42,090
But�what�got�me�through�it�was
the�pride�of�knowin'
464
00:17:42,127 --> 00:17:46,567
that�every�night�when�she'd�go
in�town�there�for�work,
465
00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:48,728
she'd�know�exactly�who�was
comin'�to�pick�her�up
466
00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:51,337
eight�hours�later.
467
00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:54,870
That's�me�and�bag�a�bag
of�dill�picklers.
468
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,207
(Katy�exhaling)
469
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:59,182
Gonna�take�some�air.
470
00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:02,181
I'd�take�a�wee�bit
of�air,�too.
471
00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:06,124
(Door�opening�and�closing)
472
00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:11,223
It's�a�good�time...�for�all�of
us�to�take�some�air.
473
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:14,056
(Crowd�chattering)
474
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,863
-�(Weights�clanking)
-�(Grunting)
475
00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:17,864
-�Glen.
-�Glenski.
476
00:18:17,896 --> 00:18:18,856
Hall,�Oates.
477
00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:19,967
We�just�wanted
478
00:18:19,998 --> 00:18:21,328
to�make�this�crystal
clear�here,�boys.
479
00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:23,236
We�weren't�scrambling�because
anybody's�gay.
480
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:25,038
-�We're�gay.
-�Gay�as�the�day�is�long.
481
00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:27,240
-�All�new�levels�of�gay.
-�Straight�up�the�ass.
482
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:28,572
-�Which�is�good.
-�Which�is�great.
483
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:30,677
I�mean,�it's�great,
whatever�you're�doing,
484
00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:31,779
it's�great.
485
00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:33,210
It's�all�great.
486
00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:37,145
So,�even�if�you�were...
gay...
487
00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:38,982
JONESY:
Or�are�gay.
488
00:18:39,017 --> 00:18:42,017
Were�gay,�are�gay,
plan�to�be�gay...
489
00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:43,164
whatever�it�is...
490
00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:45,058
-�It's�all�good.
-�It's�all�great.
491
00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:46,390
I�mean,�it's�great.
492
00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:49,185
Whatever�you're�doing,
it's�great.
493
00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:52,428
W...we�were�just�wondering...
494
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:53,504
Glen...
495
00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:56,502
You�know,�we've�been�pals�for
a�long�time.
496
00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:58,895
And�we�were
just�wondering...
497
00:18:58,937 --> 00:19:00,607
We've�been�pals�long�enough
for--�you�can�tell�us
498
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:03,109
if�we're�out�of�line�too!
Like�you--�just�go�for�it!
499
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:06,782
Okay,�but�from�one�pal
to�another,
500
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:07,912
are�you...
501
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,122
I�was.
502
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,591
You�were?
503
00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:14,849
I�am.
504
00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:16,287
You�are?
505
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:18,821
And�I�plan�to�be!
506
00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:22,657
...the�most�fitspired�fella�in
this�whole�fitness�forum!
507
00:19:22,694 --> 00:19:24,764
Who�is�with�me?
508
00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:27,825
It's�none�of�our�business,
buddy.
509
00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:29,296
Can't�know�everything,�bro.
510
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:30,804
BOTH:
We're�with�you.
511
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,866
Oh!�Good.
512
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,365
'Cause�it's�hard�to�stay
fitspired.
513
00:19:34,406 --> 00:19:35,606
I�need�good�fitspo.
514
00:19:35,641 --> 00:19:37,611
-�You�betcha,�buddy.
-�We're�here�to�help,�bro.
515
00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:39,653
Even�if�it�means�searching:
massive�cock�drills�tiny�hole?
516
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,208
-�Sure,�buddy.
-�Even�if�it�means�searching:
517
00:19:41,246 --> 00:19:42,606
two�massive�cocks
drill�tiny�hole?
518
00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:45,178
-�Whatever�it�takes,�buddy.
-�Even�if�it�means�searching:
519
00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:47,247
two�very�handsome,�muscular�men
with�massive�cocks
520
00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:48,486
who�aren't�touching�each�other,
521
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:51,020
but�there's�definitely
no�girls�around?
522
00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:52,686
I�can�help
with�that�one,�buddy.
523
00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:57,634
Even�if�it�means�searching:
"two�handsome,�muscular�men
524
00:19:57,663 --> 00:20:00,203
with�massive�cocks�just�going
all�the�way�with�each�other,
525
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:02,032
while�the�rest�of�their
fraternity�brothers
526
00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:04,597
cheer�them�on
and�drink�beer?
527
00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:06,306
That's�right
in�my�wheelhouse,�buddy.
528
00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:08,908
Oh!�Good,�good,�good.
Good!�Good!
529
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,411
Now...
530
00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:13,552
which�of�you�non-doctors�feels
like�giving�me�a�prostate�exam?
531
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:20,050
Sour�cream�and�onion!
532
00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:21,145
(Crowd�grumbling)
533
00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:23,116
You�mean�sour�cream�and
untouchable?
534
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:24,585
Sour�cream
and�unacceptable.
535
00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:26,533
Well,�they're�sour�cream�and
underappreciated.
536
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:27,788
Sour�cream�and�undeserving.
537
00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:29,596
Pfft.�If�you're�sour�cream
and�unintelligent.
538
00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:30,398
Katy!
539
00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:31,829
That�was�sour�cream
and�unnecessary.
540
00:20:31,863 --> 00:20:34,673
This�whole�things�is�getting
sour�creams�and�uncomfortables.
541
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,200
Ketchup!
542
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,535
(Crowd�grows�louder)
543
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:38,939
Good�chip!
544
00:20:40,305 --> 00:20:42,405
Gails,�you�gots�to�gets�control
of�the�situation.
545
00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:44,441
They're�gone,�Dan!
I've�lost�them!
546
00:20:44,476 --> 00:20:46,106
-�Wayne,�help�her!
-�What?
547
00:20:46,144 --> 00:20:47,884
This�is�the�chip�I've�been
waiting�for!
548
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,553
This�is�my�moment!
549
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:50,421
Stewart!
550
00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:52,719
Katy,�get�under
your�chair!
551
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:55,191
What?�Dary,�you�get�under
the�chair--
552
00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:56,390
All�is�lost!
553
00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:57,661
-�(Crowd�yelling)
-�All�is�lost!
554
00:20:57,689 --> 00:21:00,089
ROSIE:
Did�you�say�something?
555
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:01,625
I�can't�hear�what
you're�saying.
556
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:05,660
-�(Door�opening)
-�(Crowd�goes�silent)
557
00:21:05,697 --> 00:21:07,897
(Door�closing)
558
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,803
(Blitzen�Trapper�"The�Tree")
559
00:21:09,835 --> 00:21:15,005
���When�your�love�rains�down,
just�like�diamonds�all�around���
560
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,740
���A�strange
and�changing�sound���
561
00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:21,176
���A�transformation
in�the�ground���
562
00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:23,823
���The�great
and�winding�tree���
563
00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:26,949
���Splits�the�Earth
from�sea�to�sea���
564
00:21:26,985 --> 00:21:29,685
���And�my�lover
comes�to�me���
565
00:21:29,721 --> 00:21:32,561
���Bids�me
follow�endlessly���
566
00:21:32,591 --> 00:21:35,561
���As�she�laughs�and�starts
to�climb���
567
00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:38,834
���Through�the�branches
and�the�binds���
568
00:21:38,864 --> 00:21:40,974
���Through�the�tangle
of�our�minds,���
569
00:21:40,999 --> 00:21:45,769
���For�this�tree,�you�see,
it�grows,�never�ending...���
570
00:21:47,572 --> 00:21:51,082
Why�are�youse�all�here
and�not�the�bar?
571
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:56,175
All-Dressed.
572
00:21:56,214 --> 00:21:58,324
That's�the�chip.
It�is�THE�chip.
573
00:21:58,350 --> 00:22:00,590
I�mean,�it�really�is
the�best�of�the�best.
574
00:22:00,619 --> 00:22:02,049
I�mean,�what�are�we�talking
about�here?
575
00:22:02,087 --> 00:22:03,757
It's�a�mix�of�barbecues,
ketchups,
576
00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:06,829
sour�creams�&�onions,
and�salts�&�vinegars.
577
00:22:06,858 --> 00:22:09,088
There's�a�little�bit�of�all�of
us�in�that�chip.
578
00:22:09,127 --> 00:22:11,827
It�was�right�there�in�front�of
us�this�whole�time.
579
00:22:11,863 --> 00:22:14,473
Couldn't�see�the�forest
for�the�trees.
580
00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:17,369
Nothing�regular�about�it.
581
00:22:17,402 --> 00:22:20,512
There's�no�dill�pickle
in�there.
582
00:22:23,709 --> 00:22:27,509
Dill�pickle�will�always�have
a�place�in�our�hearts.
583
00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:31,181
What�is�going
on�here?
584
00:22:31,216 --> 00:22:33,286
The�rules
clearly�state:
585
00:22:33,318 --> 00:22:35,318
All-�Dressed
shall�be�excluded.
586
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,894
For�obvious�reasons,�Wayne.
587
00:22:36,922 --> 00:22:39,832
Well,�Dary...
588
00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:41,358
excluding�the�chip
doesn't�stop�it
589
00:22:41,393 --> 00:22:44,003
from�being�the�greatest�chip
of�all�time.
590
00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:45,059
Got�that�right,
good�buddy.
591
00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:47,897
It's�the�Brets�Harts�of�chips.
The�best�there�is.
592
00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:50,603
The�best�there�was.
The�best�there�ever�wills�bes.
593
00:22:52,571 --> 00:22:55,911
This�fishbowl�discussion�will
now�be�closed.
594
00:22:55,941 --> 00:22:59,281
There�will�be�no�vote
via�show�of�hands
595
00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:02,081
as�the�conclusion�for�the�best
chip�of�all�time
596
00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:03,584
has�been�drawn,
597
00:23:03,615 --> 00:23:06,315
pursuit�of�designing�our�own
flavour�of�chip
598
00:23:06,351 --> 00:23:08,121
will�also�conclude.
599
00:23:08,153 --> 00:23:10,623
Yeah,�but�the�chip�we'd�design,
it--�it'd�be�like,
600
00:23:10,655 --> 00:23:12,155
a�Caesar�flavoured�chip,
601
00:23:12,190 --> 00:23:13,360
like�a�Bloody�Mary
flavoured�chip.
602
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:14,592
I�think�that�that'd
be�the�winner.
603
00:23:14,626 --> 00:23:16,126
You�know,�I�think�we'd
all�agree�on�that.
604
00:23:16,161 --> 00:23:17,401
Everyone�knows�it.
605
00:23:17,429 --> 00:23:20,599
I�mean,�a�chip�that�tastes�like
Caesars?�Slam�dunk.
606
00:23:20,632 --> 00:23:23,372
-�(All�agreeing)
-�WAYNE:�You�can't�lose.
607
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,772
All-Dressed�though...
608
00:23:24,803 --> 00:23:26,443
(Chuckling)
609
00:23:28,774 --> 00:23:32,044
Got�everything�in�a�chip�you
want�right�there.
610
00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:33,647
Friendship.
Feels�good.
611
00:23:33,678 --> 00:23:36,308
Friend-chip?
(Laughing)
612
00:23:36,348 --> 00:23:39,218
Yo.
613
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:42,051
What�the�actual�fuck
is�going�on�here.
614
00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:42,547
(Glasvegas�"Geraldine")
615
00:23:44,222 --> 00:23:52,062
��
616
00:23:57,869 --> 00:24:01,839
���When�your�sparkle�evades
your�soul���
617
00:24:01,873 --> 00:24:05,843
���I'll�be�at�your�side
to�console���
618
00:24:05,877 --> 00:24:09,047
���When�you're�standing
on�the�window�ledge���
619
00:24:10,348 --> 00:24:13,848
���I'll�talk�you�back,
back�from�the�edge���
620
00:24:13,885 --> 00:24:17,855
���I�will�turn,
I�will�turn�your�tide���
621
00:24:17,889 --> 00:24:21,859
���Be�your�shepherd,
I�swear�I'll�be�your�guide���
622
00:24:21,893 --> 00:24:25,863
���When�you're�lost�in�the�deep
and�darkest�place�around���
623
00:24:25,897 --> 00:24:28,067
���May�my�words�walk�you�home
safe�and�sound���
624
00:24:30,101 --> 00:24:33,071
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