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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,608 --> 00:00:10,838 You�smelt�Gap�Dream�at the�bar�the�other�night 2 00:00:10,877 --> 00:00:12,307 and�that�got�you�hard as�old�sugar. 3 00:00:12,345 --> 00:00:13,605 You�sparked�the�BBQ�with the�lid�still�down 4 00:00:13,646 --> 00:00:15,216 and�turned�your�niece's�8th birthday�into�a�scene 5 00:00:15,248 --> 00:00:16,218 from�the�Hurt�Locker. 6 00:00:16,249 --> 00:00:17,379 Your�friend's�dad�called 7 00:00:17,417 --> 00:00:19,587 your�sister's�pet�squirrel a�"bush�shrimp". 8 00:00:19,619 --> 00:00:21,389 You've�come�to�the�conclusion that�if�she's�got�three 9 00:00:21,421 --> 00:00:23,361 or�more�colours�in�her�hair, she's�offended�by�everything. 10 00:00:23,390 --> 00:00:25,630 Your�pal�chose�the�urinal directly�beside�yours 11 00:00:25,658 --> 00:00:27,788 which�gotcha�thinking�about�how he�always�wants�to�cross 12 00:00:27,827 --> 00:00:29,927 your�arms�and�crack�your�back. 13 00:00:29,963 --> 00:00:31,103 You�wanna�give�your�sweetie the�world 14 00:00:31,131 --> 00:00:32,201 but�all�you�can�afford�is Edmonton. 15 00:00:32,232 --> 00:00:33,572 And�really�you�shoulda�known 16 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,240 about�your�back�crackin'�pal 'cause�like, 17 00:00:35,268 --> 00:00:37,998 one�time�he�wanted�to�do�it�when it�was�just�the�two�of�ya. 18 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,338 You'd�fuck�a�catcher's�mitt at�the�moment 19 00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:41,042 is�not�the�answer�the�dude at�the�sex�shop 20 00:00:41,074 --> 00:00:43,044 was�expecting�when�he�asked�ya how�you�were�doing. 21 00:00:43,076 --> 00:00:44,876 Yeah�say�what�you�want�about CIS�teens, 22 00:00:44,911 --> 00:00:46,411 they'll�build�you�a�great fuckin'�chapel. 23 00:00:46,446 --> 00:00:48,376 It's�not�entirely�true�to�say you�got�catfished, 24 00:00:48,415 --> 00:00:49,845 but�the�girl�did�have a�forehead�so�big, 25 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:51,083 she�could�light�a�dart�in the�shower. 26 00:00:51,117 --> 00:00:52,617 Your�dog�ripped�a�fart so�thick, 27 00:00:52,652 --> 00:00:54,592 you�could�hang�an�axe in�the�air�after. 28 00:00:54,621 --> 00:00:56,361 You�don't�have�a�lady�in your�life�but�you�do�have�a�pal 29 00:00:56,389 --> 00:00:57,759 who�blows�on�his�food to�cool�it�down, 30 00:00:57,791 --> 00:00:59,191 so�tomato-tomahto. 31 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:01,485 Boy�you�sure�catch�a�lot�of�heat for�your�farmer's�tan 32 00:01:01,528 --> 00:01:04,298 but�have�yous�never�seen�a roofer's�tan,�like,�holy�fuck. 33 00:01:04,330 --> 00:01:05,800 Your�gal�wants�to�start�an OnlyFans�page, 34 00:01:05,832 --> 00:01:07,132 but�even�Netflix�is�losing�subs 35 00:01:07,167 --> 00:01:08,367 and�she�can't�compete�with Ozark. 36 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:10,471 Whole�world's�all�if's�and but's�at�the�moment. 37 00:01:10,503 --> 00:01:12,243 But�if�if's�and�but's�were candy�and�nuts 38 00:01:12,272 --> 00:01:15,312 you'd�have�nuts�where�your�butts were�before. 39 00:01:15,341 --> 00:01:15,511 �� 40 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:25,087 Youse�guys! 41 00:01:25,118 --> 00:01:26,988 ALL: What? 42 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:28,990 Look�at�this. 43 00:01:29,022 --> 00:01:30,622 -�Christ�in�heaven. -�What? 44 00:01:30,657 --> 00:01:33,087 -�Look�at�this. -�Sweet�Lord�Almighty. 45 00:01:33,126 --> 00:01:35,256 -�What? -�Look�at�this. 46 00:01:37,530 --> 00:01:38,570 Um... 47 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:40,428 Wee�bit�of�trouble�reading then,�eh,�bud? 48 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:41,867 What's�it�say?! 49 00:01:41,901 --> 00:01:43,041 Collect�yourselves. 50 00:01:43,069 --> 00:01:45,209 This�could�very�easily�spirals into�hysterics, 51 00:01:45,238 --> 00:01:46,768 if�we's�don't�practice stoicisms. 52 00:01:46,806 --> 00:01:48,136 What's�it�say. 53 00:01:48,174 --> 00:01:50,714 Tell�us�what�chip�is�the�best chip�of�all�time! 54 00:01:50,743 --> 00:01:53,313 And�these�guys�will�let�you design�your�own�flavour�of�chip! 55 00:01:53,346 --> 00:01:55,276 -�(Crowd�chattering) -�We�alls�knews�this�was�coming. 56 00:01:55,315 --> 00:01:56,715 Well,�all�the�signs�were�there. 57 00:01:56,749 --> 00:01:58,649 Wait! What�are�the�rules? 58 00:02:00,820 --> 00:02:02,120 Yes. 59 00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:04,015 Oh,�wee�bit�of�a�hard�time readin'�then,�eh,�bud? 60 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:07,057 Gimme,�gimme,�gimme! 61 00:02:07,093 --> 00:02:09,303 "Only�classic Canadian�flavours, 62 00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:12,999 "consisting�of�two�or�less ingredients�shall�be�considered. 63 00:02:13,032 --> 00:02:16,102 "Plain,�salt�&�vinegar,�BBQ, 64 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:20,166 sour�cream�&�onion, dill�pickle...�ketchup." 65 00:02:20,206 --> 00:02:21,906 Better�not�forget�those�fuckin' all-dressed�chips. 66 00:02:21,941 --> 00:02:24,611 Wayne,�all-dressed�consists�of more�than�two�ingredients. 67 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:27,614 So�nows,�we're�shaming�chips�for being�too�dressed? 68 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:30,117 I'm�used�to�shaming�them�for not�being�dressed�enough. 69 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,180 Stewart. 70 00:02:31,217 --> 00:02:33,617 "All-Dressed�chips shall�be�excluded!" 71 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:35,223 -�(Gasps�from�patrons) -�MAN:�Get�outta�here! 72 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:36,815 For�obvious reasons,�Wayne. 73 00:02:36,856 --> 00:02:38,456 Excluding�the�chip�doesn't�stop it�from�being 74 00:02:38,491 --> 00:02:39,931 the�greatest chip�of�all�time,�Dary. 75 00:02:39,959 --> 00:02:43,429 Wayne,�this�is�no�time�for pride.�It's�bedlam�out�here. 76 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:45,063 No�one�loves�chips like�small�towns. 77 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:47,568 Not�one�other�tribe, nor�person,�nor�posse. 78 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:50,400 Yeah.�Offices�have their�water�coolers. 79 00:02:50,436 --> 00:02:52,336 And�small�towns have�their�chip�bowls. 80 00:02:52,372 --> 00:02:54,412 It's�a�place�where�friendships are�built 81 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:57,240 and�good�news�is�shared. 82 00:02:57,277 --> 00:02:58,847 Those�waters�runs�deeps. 83 00:02:58,878 --> 00:03:00,308 Six�generations�strong. 84 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:03,176 The�American�Revolutionarys�Wars was�in�no�smalls�parts�due 85 00:03:03,216 --> 00:03:05,546 to�Great�Britain's�calling�chips crisps. 86 00:03:05,585 --> 00:03:07,745 What�do�you�think�our�ancestors snacked�on 87 00:03:07,787 --> 00:03:09,087 up�the�underground�railroad? 88 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:12,292 Everybody�knows,�the�War�of�1812 was�the�north�versus�the�south, 89 00:03:12,325 --> 00:03:14,025 but�what�the�people�on the�front�lines�knew, 90 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:15,660 it�was�crinkle�cut�versus classic�cut. 91 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:18,765 Manifest�destiny�wasn't�even a�thing�until�Yanks�caught�wind 92 00:03:18,798 --> 00:03:21,198 of�us�fuckin'�around�with�exotic flavours�up�here. 93 00:03:22,302 --> 00:03:24,742 Youse�beens�awful�quiets through�all�this,�Waynes. 94 00:03:29,175 --> 00:03:30,675 I'm�so�fired�up right�now, 95 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:32,350 I've�got�sweat�rollin'�down the�small�of�my�back 96 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:34,678 and�into�my�ass�crack. 97 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:35,954 It's�emotional. 98 00:03:35,982 --> 00:03:38,382 But�someone's�gotta�stay�focused through�the�fuss. 99 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:39,688 Someone's�gotta�lead. 100 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:42,989 -�I�nominate�Stewart! -�I�nominate�anyone�else. 101 00:03:43,022 --> 00:03:44,792 What�are�we gonna�do,�Wayne? 102 00:03:46,259 --> 00:03:48,559 Only�thing�we�can�do. 103 00:03:50,029 --> 00:03:52,599 Have�a�fishbowl discussion. 104 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:55,070 Come�on�now. 105 00:03:55,101 --> 00:03:56,441 (Grunting) 106 00:03:56,469 --> 00:03:58,769 Pretty�short�shorts�for�someone that�calls�himself�a�man. 107 00:03:58,805 --> 00:04:00,365 You're�paying�a�lot�of�attention to�my�shorts 108 00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:01,766 for�someone�who�calls himself�straight. 109 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:04,208 Time�to�take�a�good�look�in the�mirror,�bud. 110 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,584 That's�exactly what�I�thought. 111 00:04:06,613 --> 00:04:08,083 What�is�this sorcery,�boys. 112 00:04:08,114 --> 00:04:10,224 Look�at�this hocus-pocus. 113 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,920 New�program,�boys. We�wanna�look�like�porn�stars. 114 00:04:12,952 --> 00:04:14,192 We're�gonna�look like�porn�stars. 115 00:04:14,220 --> 00:04:16,120 -�You�already�kinda�do. -�You�already�kinda�do. 116 00:04:16,155 --> 00:04:17,855 Really�though, you�already�kinda�do. 117 00:04:17,890 --> 00:04:19,660 -�You�already�kinda�do. -�What�are�we�even�doing�here? 118 00:04:19,692 --> 00:04:22,102 Seriously�though, youse�already�kinda�do. 119 00:04:22,128 --> 00:04:23,398 BOTH: Thank�you,�Glen. 120 00:04:23,429 --> 00:04:26,229 Oh,�that�was�confusing. That�was�not�a�compliment. 121 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:29,036 Because�you�look�like�straight male�porn�stars. 122 00:04:29,068 --> 00:04:30,368 -�Pardon? -�Well,�you�know, 123 00:04:30,403 --> 00:04:31,943 like�a�Shane�Diesel, or�a�Sean�Lawless. 124 00:04:31,971 --> 00:04:32,911 Or�Johnny�Sins? 125 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:35,709 Jordi�el�Nino�Polla�or Juan�El�Caballo�Loco. 126 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:38,012 -�Gizmo�Osmond? -�Maybe�even�him. 127 00:04:38,044 --> 00:04:39,414 Wait,�I'm�sorry,�Glen, 128 00:04:39,445 --> 00:04:41,475 but�a�porn�star�is�a�porn�star is�a�porn�star. 129 00:04:41,514 --> 00:04:43,454 (Snort�laughing) Not�when�it�comes 130 00:04:43,483 --> 00:04:45,453 to�the�flawless�male�physique, it�t'ain't. 131 00:04:45,485 --> 00:04:47,045 He's�right. Gays�hold�it�down�there. 132 00:04:47,086 --> 00:04:48,316 Yeah. We�can't�argue�that. 133 00:04:48,354 --> 00:04:50,994 Like�a�little�Johnny�Rapid? A�little�Buck�Richards? 134 00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:53,434 Sure,�like�a�little�Pierce Paris,�or�a�little�JJ�Knight. 135 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:54,489 A�little�Max�Arion? 136 00:04:54,527 --> 00:04:55,557 A�little�Liam�Cyber? 137 00:04:55,595 --> 00:04:56,595 Yeah,�a�little�Calvin�Banks. 138 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:58,629 Li'l�Beaux�Banks. Li'l�Boomer�Banks. 139 00:04:58,665 --> 00:05:00,065 A�little�Max�from Corbin�Fisher? 140 00:05:00,099 --> 00:05:01,229 A�little�Dean from�Seancody? 141 00:05:01,267 --> 00:05:02,397 A�little�Cocky�Boys? 142 00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:03,565 Yeah,�a�little Guys�In�Sweatpants. 143 00:05:03,603 --> 00:05:05,103 Li'l�Helix. Li'l�Bel�Ami. 144 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,408 Hey,�Glen? 145 00:05:06,439 --> 00:05:08,539 Oh,�Hockey, I�forgot�about�you. 146 00:05:08,574 --> 00:05:11,584 How�do�you�know�so�much�about gay,�male�porn�stars? 147 00:05:11,611 --> 00:05:12,681 Pourquoi? 148 00:05:12,712 --> 00:05:14,582 It's�just�that�we�know�why�Ron and�Dax�know�so�much 149 00:05:14,614 --> 00:05:16,284 about�gay, male�porn�stars. 150 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,376 'Cause�we're�homos? 151 00:05:17,417 --> 00:05:19,047 Not�sure�that's�PC but�you�said. 152 00:05:19,085 --> 00:05:20,385 Gay�as�the�day�is�long. 153 00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:21,820 All�new�levels�of�gay. 154 00:05:21,854 --> 00:05:22,964 Straight�up�the�ass. 155 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:27,229 But�for�you�to�know�so�much about�gay�porn�stars... 156 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:29,460 Gay--�Gay male�porn�stars. 157 00:05:29,495 --> 00:05:33,765 Yes,�for�you�to�know�so�much about�gay,�male�porn�stars, 158 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:34,830 it�would�suggest... 159 00:05:34,867 --> 00:05:37,597 Uh,�that�I've�done�my�research? (Laughing) 160 00:05:37,637 --> 00:05:39,737 Jonesy,�I'm�not�sure�if�this�is your�first�time 161 00:05:39,772 --> 00:05:41,772 throwing�some�weights�around, but�in�the�fitness�community, 162 00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:43,778 we�have�something called�goals. 163 00:05:43,810 --> 00:05:45,880 We�also�have�a�little�thing called�fitspo. 164 00:05:45,912 --> 00:05:48,612 So,�what�I�like�to�do is�I�set�my�goals, 165 00:05:48,648 --> 00:05:50,378 I�gather�up�my�fitspo, and�then�I�go�about 166 00:05:50,416 --> 00:05:52,716 trying�to�achieve�my�goals. 167 00:05:52,752 --> 00:05:53,722 Par�example... 168 00:05:53,753 --> 00:05:57,923 This...�is�my�fitspo. Okay? 169 00:05:57,957 --> 00:05:59,127 So,�my�goal... 170 00:05:59,158 --> 00:06:02,758 is�the�whole... 171 00:06:02,795 --> 00:06:03,995 aesthetic. 172 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,470 Okay?�My�goal... 173 00:06:05,498 --> 00:06:09,398 is�to�look... like�this. 174 00:06:09,435 --> 00:06:12,335 Or�maybe�even a�little�bit�like�this. 175 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:15,842 Or,�if�I'm�lucky�I�get�to�and/or look�like�this. 176 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:18,275 -�Okay,�Glen. -�We�got�it,�buddy. 177 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:19,581 So,�if�everything's�clear, 178 00:06:19,612 --> 00:06:21,612 you�guys�can�just�skedaddle on�out�of�here 179 00:06:21,647 --> 00:06:25,317 and�I�can�get�back�to�my�goal of�looking�like�this! 180 00:06:25,351 --> 00:06:27,191 BOTH:�O-kay. 181 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:28,350 We'll�take�it from�here,�fellas. 182 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,788 How�do�we�feel about�Austin�Wilde? 183 00:06:30,823 --> 00:06:32,063 Well,�he's�no Christian�Wilde. 184 00:06:32,091 --> 00:06:33,261 No�he�is�not. 185 00:06:33,292 --> 00:06:37,862 (Crowd�chattering) 186 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:39,597 Simmer�down. 187 00:06:39,632 --> 00:06:41,232 In�order�to�arrive�at the�conclusion 188 00:06:41,267 --> 00:06:43,437 of�what�the�best�chip ever�is... 189 00:06:43,469 --> 00:06:45,939 in�an�effort�to�be�able�to design�our�own�chip... 190 00:06:45,972 --> 00:06:48,142 we�will�now�begin�a�closed fishbowl�discussion 191 00:06:48,174 --> 00:06:49,514 on�the�matter, 192 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:52,712 and�let�the�chips�fall as�they�may. 193 00:06:53,813 --> 00:06:55,453 Wayne. 194 00:06:55,481 --> 00:06:57,021 You�wanna�know�what, here�I�go�now. 195 00:06:57,049 --> 00:06:59,549 I�just�want�to�start by�saying�thanks�to�Gail 196 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:01,745 for�acting as�today's�moderator, 197 00:07:01,788 --> 00:07:04,058 also,�for�assuming the�responsibility 198 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:07,160 of�booking�us�the�Ukrainian�Hall for�today's�event. 199 00:07:07,193 --> 00:07:09,303 (Applauding) 200 00:07:09,328 --> 00:07:11,798 Thank�you,�Gail. 201 00:07:11,831 --> 00:07:12,901 'Kay. 202 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:15,702 Rules�for�today's�fishbowl discussion�are�simple. 203 00:07:15,735 --> 00:07:19,065 I'll�introduce�flavours�of�chip one�by�one. 204 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:22,205 Peer�discussion�inside the�fishbowl�will�begin. 205 00:07:22,241 --> 00:07:26,211 I,�and�only�I,�have�the�power�to move�on�to�the�next�flavour 206 00:07:26,245 --> 00:07:27,575 of�chip. 207 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:30,523 In�conclusion�of�today's fishbowl�discussion, 208 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:34,050 the�best�chip�of�all�time�will be�determined�via�vote 209 00:07:34,086 --> 00:07:36,716 by�show�of�hands. 210 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:39,234 We�begin. 211 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:41,630 Plain. 212 00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:44,931 (Croup�mumbling,�talking�over each�other) 213 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:46,504 I--�I�submit: 214 00:07:46,532 --> 00:07:49,242 that�chip�could�be�called plain...�or�regular. 215 00:07:49,268 --> 00:07:51,398 How�would�youse�like�it�if someone�called�youse�regulars? 216 00:07:51,437 --> 00:07:52,867 -�I�would�love�that! -�(Laughing) 217 00:07:52,905 --> 00:07:54,835 I�mean,�to�be�called�regular�ol' Letterkenny�folk-- 218 00:07:54,874 --> 00:07:55,914 Anyhoo! 219 00:07:55,942 --> 00:07:58,182 I'm�not�trying�to�take�anything away�from�the�chip. 220 00:07:58,211 --> 00:07:59,381 -�He's�really�not. -�I�hopes�not. 221 00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:02,622 I�would�also�offer,�calling the�chip�plain�is�misleading, 222 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:06,488 on�account�of�the�light�drizzle of�salt�adorning�the�chip. 223 00:08:06,519 --> 00:08:07,819 Put�that�light�drizzle�of�salt up�against 224 00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:11,024 any�other�flavour�of�chip for�me�real�quick�and, 225 00:08:11,057 --> 00:08:12,657 I�mean,�I�think�we're�good�to move�this�along. 226 00:08:12,692 --> 00:08:14,992 There�isn't�one�person�here who'd�take�the�plain�chip. 227 00:08:15,027 --> 00:08:15,897 All�I'll�say. 228 00:08:15,928 --> 00:08:18,528 I�actually�know a�few�people�who�would 229 00:08:18,564 --> 00:08:20,434 and�I'm�not�going�to�name�names, but�I�ain't�one�of�'em. 230 00:08:20,466 --> 00:08:21,996 -�I�am. -�(Gasping) 231 00:08:22,034 --> 00:08:23,644 Dary. 232 00:08:23,669 --> 00:08:27,569 And�I'll�say�this... 233 00:08:27,607 --> 00:08:29,577 you�can�call�it�regular, 234 00:08:29,609 --> 00:08:31,039 but�I�call�it�classic! 235 00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:31,977 (Uproar�from�the�crowd) 236 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:34,481 GAIL:�Let�him�speak! Let�the�man�speak! 237 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,254 It�doesn't�need to�go�there. 238 00:08:36,282 --> 00:08:37,982 It�never needs�to�go�there. 239 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:40,987 Youse�may�want�your�chips�all dolled�up�and�camera�ready... 240 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:45,530 I�just�want�a�chip�to�sit�on the�sofa�with... 241 00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:47,228 catch�a�flick... 242 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:49,330 shoot�the�breeze. 243 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:50,602 -�But... -�But... 244 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:52,100 -�But-- -�But�fuck�it! 245 00:08:52,131 --> 00:08:53,401 ROALD: (Quietly)�Yes. 246 00:08:53,432 --> 00:08:56,972 Could�be�the�first�chip I�ever�had. 247 00:08:57,970 --> 00:09:00,210 And�I'm�not�gonna turn�my�back�on�it. 248 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,884 'Cause�it's�never�turned its�back�on�me. 249 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:11,280 Waynes?�Youse�been�awful�quiets through�all�this. 250 00:09:14,153 --> 00:09:16,423 Dary,�I�know�you�go�back�a�long way�back�with�the�chip. 251 00:09:16,455 --> 00:09:18,215 -�So�do�you. -�So�do�I. 252 00:09:20,426 --> 00:09:23,356 But�I�look�over�at�you�here, and...�like, 253 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:26,796 how�soon�we�forget, old�friend, 254 00:09:26,832 --> 00:09:30,872 all�those�sleepovers, kindergarten�through�Grade�2, 255 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:33,473 you�and�me�used�to�add�a�couple things�into�a�bag�of�plain�chips 256 00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:36,876 in�an�effort�to...�make�our�own homemade�chip. 257 00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:38,880 Dary,�why�don't�you�tell the�group 258 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:41,751 what�those two�things�were. 259 00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:43,821 -�Salt�and�vinegar. -�(Gasping) 260 00:09:43,849 --> 00:09:45,149 What? 261 00:09:45,184 --> 00:09:48,824 I'm�gonna�take some�air. 262 00:09:48,854 --> 00:09:51,964 (Door�opening�and�closing) 263 00:09:51,991 --> 00:09:54,061 With�the�salt�and�vinegar seed�planted, 264 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:57,303 we�will�gracefully�and�with composure�segue 265 00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:58,830 into�salt�and�vinnies. 266 00:09:58,864 --> 00:10:01,504 -�(All�talking�over�each�other) -�Damn�good�chip. 267 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:03,104 That�chip�won't�be pushed�around. 268 00:10:03,135 --> 00:10:05,365 Why�do�you�think�Doritos�never fucked�with�it? 269 00:10:05,404 --> 00:10:06,814 Corn�chips have�no�place�here! 270 00:10:06,839 --> 00:10:08,869 -�Still�an�underdog. -�Always�beens�an�underdogs. 271 00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:10,708 It's�enough�to�give�anyones an�attitudes. 272 00:10:10,743 --> 00:10:11,913 It's�a�versatile�chip. 273 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:13,884 Expand�on that�please,�Rosie. 274 00:10:13,913 --> 00:10:15,783 Throw�it�in�with�some�popcorn or�pretzels. 275 00:10:15,815 --> 00:10:18,745 Pretzels, pretzel�sticks... 276 00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:20,694 -�DARYL:�Peanut�M&M's. -�(Gasping) 277 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:21,990 DAN: He's�back. 278 00:10:27,026 --> 00:10:29,256 (Crowd�whispering) 279 00:10:30,596 --> 00:10:32,096 It�plays�by�the�rules. 280 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:35,741 Doesn't�try�to�steal the�spotlight. 281 00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:38,738 It's�a�respectful�chip. 282 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,739 Shall�I�just�say what�everyone's�thinking? 283 00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:43,914 -�Stewart. -�Roald. 284 00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:46,483 If�you're�goings�where�I�thinks you're�goings, 285 00:10:46,512 --> 00:10:48,312 I�suggests�you�holds your�tongue. 286 00:10:48,347 --> 00:10:52,547 In�fact, I�strongly�suggests�it. 287 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,345 Stewart.�Proceed. 288 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:57,117 That�chip�is... inconsistent. 289 00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:58,956 -�(Gasping) -�You�son�of�a�bitch! 290 00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:01,361 I�have�relied�on�that�chips my�whole�life. 291 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,564 Which�chip,�Dan? 292 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:05,896 You�never�know�which�one you're�getting! 293 00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:07,901 And�that's�the�problem. 294 00:11:07,933 --> 00:11:09,203 You're�pulling�out�one 295 00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:11,335 that's�maybe�a�little�too�salt and�vinegary. 296 00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:12,540 Next�thing�you�know, 297 00:11:12,571 --> 00:11:14,941 you've�got�one�that's�not�very salt�and�vinegary�at�all. 298 00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:18,644 Gails,�I�sense�an�edge�of confrontations 299 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,348 in�the�gentleman's�tone. 300 00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:22,679 One's�got�enough�salt�and vinegar�to�prune�your�lips 301 00:11:22,715 --> 00:11:24,615 for�the�better�part of�48�hours, 302 00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:27,020 and�the�next�one may�as�well�be... 303 00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:29,193 -�Don't�you�dare. -�...regular. 304 00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:33,431 -�Prepare�to�meet�your�maker! -�WAYNE:�Dan! 305 00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:39,725 Why�don't�you�take some�air. 306 00:11:39,765 --> 00:11:41,325 (Gentle�patting) 307 00:11:44,336 --> 00:11:47,466 I�thinks I�will�take�some�airs. 308 00:11:47,506 --> 00:11:49,036 (Stewart�chuckling) 309 00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:53,305 (Squealing) 310 00:11:53,345 --> 00:11:54,405 (Door�opening�closing) 311 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:56,247 BBQ! 312 00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:58,082 (Chattering) 313 00:11:58,117 --> 00:11:59,487 WOMAN: ...The�name�itself. 314 00:12:01,353 --> 00:12:03,223 Hey,�Glen. 315 00:12:03,255 --> 00:12:04,385 Hey,�Glenski. 316 00:12:04,423 --> 00:12:05,623 Bert,�Ernie. 317 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:09,398 We�just�wanted�to�say,�like,�um, sorry�if�we�were�kinda�weird 318 00:12:09,428 --> 00:12:11,428 earlier�when�you�were�able�to list�the�names 319 00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,534 of�so�many�gay, male�porn�stars. 320 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:17,636 Yes�and�again�when�you�had a�gay,�male�porno�magazine 321 00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:19,110 on�your�person. 322 00:12:19,138 --> 00:12:22,368 You�know,�I�don't�know�how�what a�person�has�on�their�person 323 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,178 is�any�of�your�concern! 324 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:25,610 Exactly!�Exactly. 325 00:12:25,644 --> 00:12:27,184 What�a�person�keeps on�their�person 326 00:12:27,213 --> 00:12:29,953 is�none�of�anybody's�business, or�what�they�do 327 00:12:29,982 --> 00:12:31,152 in�the�privacy of�their�own�home. 328 00:12:31,183 --> 00:12:32,853 Yes,�I�mean�a�person's preferences 329 00:12:32,885 --> 00:12:34,945 is�none�of anybody's�business. 330 00:12:34,987 --> 00:12:36,687 So,�you�do�yo,�bro. 331 00:12:36,722 --> 00:12:37,762 (Snort�laughing) 332 00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:39,160 Do�you�mean�to�tell�me, 333 00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:41,531 that�you've�never�been�watching a�porn�and�said�to�yourself, 334 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:45,000 huh,�my�gourd, that�man�or�young�adult 335 00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:46,970 or�young�adult�portraying�an adolescent 336 00:12:46,999 --> 00:12:49,099 or�actual�adolescent portraying�a�step-son 337 00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:52,195 has�an�extraordinary physique? 338 00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:53,968 No. 339 00:12:54,006 --> 00:12:55,266 All�porn�stars�are�pretty shredded, 340 00:12:55,307 --> 00:12:56,777 so�they're�pretty�much interchangeable 341 00:12:56,809 --> 00:12:58,039 after�a�certain�point. 342 00:12:58,077 --> 00:12:59,747 I�pretty�much�don't�even�notice the�dude�anymore. 343 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,579 Exactly!�I�don't�even�notice the�girl! 344 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:02,984 Although,�I'll�take�pause 345 00:13:03,015 --> 00:13:04,775 to�acknowledge a�nice�wrench�though. 346 00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:06,647 Yes,�if�he�has a�massive�wrench, 347 00:13:06,685 --> 00:13:08,045 you've�gotta�pause for�a�stick�tap. 348 00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:09,887 Gentlemen, we're�on�the�same�page, 349 00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:11,222 we're�speaking�the�same language, 350 00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:12,787 we're�driving the�same�direction. 351 00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:14,485 So,�what�I'm�saying�is the�next�time�you're�looking 352 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:17,357 for�shredded�dudes for�your�fitspo,�maybe�think 353 00:13:17,396 --> 00:13:20,966 about�switching�up�your�porn searches�a�little�wee�bit. 354 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,270 It's�good�to�mix it�up,�boys. 355 00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,471 -�Great�to�mix�it�up. -�You�gotta�mix�it�up. 356 00:13:24,503 --> 00:13:25,673 Well,�let's�mix�it�up. 357 00:13:25,704 --> 00:13:27,074 What�are�we�even fuckin'�doin'�here? 358 00:13:27,106 --> 00:13:28,436 What�is�wrong with�searching... 359 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:31,444 "massive�cock�drills�tiny�hole," huh?�What's�wrong�with�it. 360 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:32,237 Nothin',�buddy! 361 00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:34,948 Then�what's�wrong�with searching... 362 00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:36,520 "two�massive�cocks�drill tiny�hole,"�huh? 363 00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:37,679 What's�wrong�with�it? 364 00:13:37,716 --> 00:13:38,816 Not�a�thing in�the�world,�bro. 365 00:13:38,851 --> 00:13:40,291 Okay,�well�then, what's�wrong�with 366 00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:43,689 searching�"two�handsome, muscular�men�with�massive�cocks 367 00:13:43,722 --> 00:13:45,192 not�touching�each�other�or anything, 368 00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:46,794 but�definitely no�girls,"�huh? 369 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,196 -�What's�wrong�with�it. -�Nah--�Nah--�Nothing 370 00:13:49,228 --> 00:13:53,228 What's�wrong�with�searching "two�handsome,�muscular�men 371 00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:55,365 "with�massive�cocks�goin' all�the�way�with�each�other 372 00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:57,841 with�no�one�else�around,"�huh? What's�wrong�with�it?! 373 00:13:57,870 --> 00:13:59,610 -�Glen... -�Glen�are�you... 374 00:13:59,638 --> 00:14:00,738 What? 375 00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:03,683 Always�on�the�lookout for�long-lasting, 376 00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:05,539 relentless,�repetitive, 377 00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:06,948 high-intensity, 378 00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:09,879 ads-free�fitspo?! 379 00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:12,145 You're�GD�right�I�am! 380 00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:14,294 -�Okay,�Glen. -�Okay,�Glen. 381 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,760 (Exhaling) Working�out�gets�me�real... 382 00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:18,089 real�pumped�up, real�aggressive. 383 00:14:18,123 --> 00:14:19,463 I�mean,�what�is�wrong 384 00:14:19,491 --> 00:14:21,391 with�getting�your�prostate checked�a�couple�times�a�week 385 00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:22,757 by�someone�who�is not�a�doctor,�huh? 386 00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:24,595 What's�wrong�with�it? 387 00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:27,500 (Door�opening�and�closing) 388 00:14:42,748 --> 00:14:43,918 Dill�pickle. 389 00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:45,849 -�(Chattering) -�Glad�I�came�back�for�this�one. 390 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,945 Good�chip. 391 00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:51,655 About�time�this�thing�started heatin'�up. 392 00:14:51,690 --> 00:14:53,060 Dill�pickle�Pringles. How�'bow�'dah? 393 00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:54,632 How�'bout that's�not�a�chip. 394 00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:55,660 Stewart? 395 00:14:55,694 --> 00:14:57,204 It�is�a�Pringle, it's�not�a�chip. 396 00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,629 I�think�you're�thinking�"It's not�a�chip,�it's�a�cracker." 397 00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:01,765 I�think�you're�thinking�"It's not�a�cracker,�it's�a�Crispers." 398 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,900 It's�part�chip,�part�cracker, all�snack. 399 00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:05,266 He's�right. 400 00:15:05,304 --> 00:15:07,144 Pringles�didn't�have�the�same advantages�as�other�chip. 401 00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:09,482 (Scoffing)�Pringles�have�more advantages�than�other�chip 402 00:15:09,508 --> 00:15:10,338 for�the�packaging�alone. 403 00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:12,806 Tube�of�chips�versus bag�of�chips. 404 00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,405 Sounds�like�Pringles�might�be�in your�pocket. 405 00:15:14,446 --> 00:15:15,346 Follow�the�moneys. 406 00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:16,921 Pringles�didn't�have�the�same advantages 407 00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:18,949 as�other�chip and�still�did�just�fine. 408 00:15:18,984 --> 00:15:20,354 They�did�more�than�fine. 409 00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:23,286 Pringles�packaging�brings�a whole�new�element�to�the�chip. 410 00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:24,562 No�doubt. 411 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,530 Let's�the�chip�show�you�a�whole different�side�of�itself. 412 00:15:26,558 --> 00:15:30,628 But�Rosie,�let�me�ask�you, might�that�be�called�privilege? 413 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:31,963 -�It�might. -�Oh? 414 00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:33,067 Or�it�mightn't. 415 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,298 Well,�might�it or�mightn't�it? 416 00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:38,844 No�one�can�argue�it's�a�chip that�knows�exactly�who�it�is. 417 00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:40,241 Pretty�easy�for�a�chip�that's had�everything 418 00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:41,542 handed�to�it�its�whole�life. 419 00:15:41,573 --> 00:15:44,183 But�it�doesn't�carry�itself�that way.�That�matters�here! 420 00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:46,179 ROALD:�Pringles�just�think they're�better�than�other�chip, 421 00:15:46,211 --> 00:15:48,481 what�with�being�all�un-cracked and�the�same�shape. 422 00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,654 You�could�argue�they're�setting an�unrealistic�standards 423 00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:51,683 for�chips�everywhere. 424 00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:53,347 The�topic is�dill�pickle. 425 00:15:53,385 --> 00:15:55,515 You�ever�seen�a�family-sized pack�of�Pringles? 426 00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:57,964 No.�'Cause�they�don't�get the�same�opportunities 427 00:15:57,990 --> 00:15:59,430 as�other�chip. Never�did. 428 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,288 They�excluded�themselves�from that�conversation! 429 00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:03,627 -�Oh! -�Oh,�but�since�you�asked, 430 00:16:03,662 --> 00:16:05,532 Rosie,�oh,�what�do�you�think�a family-sized�pack 431 00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:08,104 of--�of�Pringles�looks�like? 432 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:11,203 Three�tubes�stacked�on�top of�each�other? 433 00:16:11,236 --> 00:16:13,466 I�was�thinking�three�tubes pressed�side�by�side. 434 00:16:13,505 --> 00:16:15,705 You've�got�two�parents, two�to�three�kids 435 00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:18,041 and�maybe�a�dog in�the�family�sedan, 436 00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:20,277 you�really�think�there's�any room�for�those�options. 437 00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:21,852 -�(Crowd�gasping) -�(Laughing) 438 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:26,790 Pringles�are�used�to�being left�behind. 439 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:27,889 I'll�take�some�air. 440 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,190 Rosie... 441 00:16:29,221 --> 00:16:30,321 (Door�opens�and�closes) 442 00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:33,086 The�topic is�dill�pickle. 443 00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:37,156 Youse�been�awfully�quiets through�all�this,�Waynes. 444 00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:40,066 DARYL: So�have�you,�Katy-Kat. 445 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,373 WAYNE:�(Quietly) ...should�say�something? 446 00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:47,114 KATY:�(Quietly)�I�think�you should�say�something. 447 00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:49,139 WAYNE:�(Quietly)�Think�I'd�like you�to�say�something. 448 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:50,514 KATY:�(Quietly)�I�think�you should�take�it. 449 00:16:50,542 --> 00:16:51,982 -�WAYNE:�(Quietly)�You�sure? -�Take�it. 450 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,551 WAYNE: Okay. 451 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:06,230 We've�always�been�able�to�rely on�the�family�farm,�you�see. 452 00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:08,988 A�number�of�years�back, we�had�a�rough�patch... 453 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,898 agriculturally. 454 00:17:10,929 --> 00:17:12,799 Difficult�times. 455 00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:14,131 Lot�of�'uncertainteh'. 456 00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:17,936 Katy�had�to�get�a�job�in�town�to help�us�make�ends�meet. 457 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:20,510 And�every�night�I'd�drive�into town�there, 458 00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:23,179 pick�her�up�'cause... 459 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:26,778 well,�that's�the�least I�could�do. 460 00:17:26,812 --> 00:17:29,852 Hell�I'll�admit�it, I�was�hurtin'. 461 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,752 I�was�hurtin'�real�bad. 462 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:37,755 It�was�a�time�when�a�lot�of�men would�lose�themselves. 463 00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:42,090 But�what�got�me�through�it�was the�pride�of�knowin' 464 00:17:42,127 --> 00:17:46,567 that�every�night�when�she'd�go in�town�there�for�work, 465 00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:48,728 she'd�know�exactly�who�was comin'�to�pick�her�up 466 00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:51,337 eight�hours�later. 467 00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:54,870 That's�me�and�bag�a�bag of�dill�picklers. 468 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,207 (Katy�exhaling) 469 00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:59,182 Gonna�take�some�air. 470 00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:02,181 I'd�take�a�wee�bit of�air,�too. 471 00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:06,124 (Door�opening�and�closing) 472 00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:11,223 It's�a�good�time...�for�all�of us�to�take�some�air. 473 00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:14,056 (Crowd�chattering) 474 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,863 -�(Weights�clanking) -�(Grunting) 475 00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:17,864 -�Glen. -�Glenski. 476 00:18:17,896 --> 00:18:18,856 Hall,�Oates. 477 00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:19,967 We�just�wanted 478 00:18:19,998 --> 00:18:21,328 to�make�this�crystal clear�here,�boys. 479 00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:23,236 We�weren't�scrambling�because anybody's�gay. 480 00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:25,038 -�We're�gay. -�Gay�as�the�day�is�long. 481 00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:27,240 -�All�new�levels�of�gay. -�Straight�up�the�ass. 482 00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:28,572 -�Which�is�good. -�Which�is�great. 483 00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:30,677 I�mean,�it's�great, whatever�you're�doing, 484 00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:31,779 it's�great. 485 00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:33,210 It's�all�great. 486 00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:37,145 So,�even�if�you�were... gay... 487 00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:38,982 JONESY: Or�are�gay. 488 00:18:39,017 --> 00:18:42,017 Were�gay,�are�gay, plan�to�be�gay... 489 00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:43,164 whatever�it�is... 490 00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:45,058 -�It's�all�good. -�It's�all�great. 491 00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:46,390 I�mean,�it's�great. 492 00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:49,185 Whatever�you're�doing, it's�great. 493 00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:52,428 W...we�were�just�wondering... 494 00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:53,504 Glen... 495 00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:56,502 You�know,�we've�been�pals�for a�long�time. 496 00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:58,895 And�we�were just�wondering... 497 00:18:58,937 --> 00:19:00,607 We've�been�pals�long�enough for--�you�can�tell�us 498 00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:03,109 if�we're�out�of�line�too! Like�you--�just�go�for�it! 499 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:06,782 Okay,�but�from�one�pal to�another, 500 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:07,912 are�you... 501 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,122 I�was. 502 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,591 You�were? 503 00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:14,849 I�am. 504 00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:16,287 You�are? 505 00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:18,821 And�I�plan�to�be! 506 00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:22,657 ...the�most�fitspired�fella�in this�whole�fitness�forum! 507 00:19:22,694 --> 00:19:24,764 Who�is�with�me? 508 00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:27,825 It's�none�of�our�business, buddy. 509 00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:29,296 Can't�know�everything,�bro. 510 00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:30,804 BOTH: We're�with�you. 511 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,866 Oh!�Good. 512 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,365 'Cause�it's�hard�to�stay fitspired. 513 00:19:34,406 --> 00:19:35,606 I�need�good�fitspo. 514 00:19:35,641 --> 00:19:37,611 -�You�betcha,�buddy. -�We're�here�to�help,�bro. 515 00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:39,653 Even�if�it�means�searching: massive�cock�drills�tiny�hole? 516 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,208 -�Sure,�buddy. -�Even�if�it�means�searching: 517 00:19:41,246 --> 00:19:42,606 two�massive�cocks drill�tiny�hole? 518 00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:45,178 -�Whatever�it�takes,�buddy. -�Even�if�it�means�searching: 519 00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:47,247 two�very�handsome,�muscular�men with�massive�cocks 520 00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:48,486 who�aren't�touching�each�other, 521 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:51,020 but�there's�definitely no�girls�around? 522 00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:52,686 I�can�help with�that�one,�buddy. 523 00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:57,634 Even�if�it�means�searching: "two�handsome,�muscular�men 524 00:19:57,663 --> 00:20:00,203 with�massive�cocks�just�going all�the�way�with�each�other, 525 00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:02,032 while�the�rest�of�their fraternity�brothers 526 00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:04,597 cheer�them�on and�drink�beer? 527 00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:06,306 That's�right in�my�wheelhouse,�buddy. 528 00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:08,908 Oh!�Good,�good,�good. Good!�Good! 529 00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,411 Now... 530 00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:13,552 which�of�you�non-doctors�feels like�giving�me�a�prostate�exam? 531 00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:20,050 Sour�cream�and�onion! 532 00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:21,145 (Crowd�grumbling) 533 00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:23,116 You�mean�sour�cream�and untouchable? 534 00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:24,585 Sour�cream and�unacceptable. 535 00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:26,533 Well,�they're�sour�cream�and underappreciated. 536 00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:27,788 Sour�cream�and�undeserving. 537 00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:29,596 Pfft.�If�you're�sour�cream and�unintelligent. 538 00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:30,398 Katy! 539 00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:31,829 That�was�sour�cream and�unnecessary. 540 00:20:31,863 --> 00:20:34,673 This�whole�things�is�getting sour�creams�and�uncomfortables. 541 00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,200 Ketchup! 542 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,535 (Crowd�grows�louder) 543 00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:38,939 Good�chip! 544 00:20:40,305 --> 00:20:42,405 Gails,�you�gots�to�gets�control of�the�situation. 545 00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:44,441 They're�gone,�Dan! I've�lost�them! 546 00:20:44,476 --> 00:20:46,106 -�Wayne,�help�her! -�What? 547 00:20:46,144 --> 00:20:47,884 This�is�the�chip�I've�been waiting�for! 548 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,553 This�is�my�moment! 549 00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:50,421 Stewart! 550 00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:52,719 Katy,�get�under your�chair! 551 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:55,191 What?�Dary,�you�get�under the�chair-- 552 00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:56,390 All�is�lost! 553 00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:57,661 -�(Crowd�yelling) -�All�is�lost! 554 00:20:57,689 --> 00:21:00,089 ROSIE: Did�you�say�something? 555 00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:01,625 I�can't�hear�what you're�saying. 556 00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:05,660 -�(Door�opening) -�(Crowd�goes�silent) 557 00:21:05,697 --> 00:21:07,897 (Door�closing) 558 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,803 (Blitzen�Trapper�"The�Tree") 559 00:21:09,835 --> 00:21:15,005 ���When�your�love�rains�down, just�like�diamonds�all�around��� 560 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,740 ���A�strange and�changing�sound��� 561 00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:21,176 ���A�transformation in�the�ground��� 562 00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:23,823 ���The�great and�winding�tree��� 563 00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:26,949 ���Splits�the�Earth from�sea�to�sea��� 564 00:21:26,985 --> 00:21:29,685 ���And�my�lover comes�to�me��� 565 00:21:29,721 --> 00:21:32,561 ���Bids�me follow�endlessly��� 566 00:21:32,591 --> 00:21:35,561 ���As�she�laughs�and�starts to�climb��� 567 00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:38,834 ���Through�the�branches and�the�binds��� 568 00:21:38,864 --> 00:21:40,974 ���Through�the�tangle of�our�minds,��� 569 00:21:40,999 --> 00:21:45,769 ���For�this�tree,�you�see, it�grows,�never�ending...��� 570 00:21:47,572 --> 00:21:51,082 Why�are�youse�all�here and�not�the�bar? 571 00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:56,175 All-Dressed. 572 00:21:56,214 --> 00:21:58,324 That's�the�chip. It�is�THE�chip. 573 00:21:58,350 --> 00:22:00,590 I�mean,�it�really�is the�best�of�the�best. 574 00:22:00,619 --> 00:22:02,049 I�mean,�what�are�we�talking about�here? 575 00:22:02,087 --> 00:22:03,757 It's�a�mix�of�barbecues, ketchups, 576 00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:06,829 sour�creams�&�onions, and�salts�&�vinegars. 577 00:22:06,858 --> 00:22:09,088 There's�a�little�bit�of�all�of us�in�that�chip. 578 00:22:09,127 --> 00:22:11,827 It�was�right�there�in�front�of us�this�whole�time. 579 00:22:11,863 --> 00:22:14,473 Couldn't�see�the�forest for�the�trees. 580 00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:17,369 Nothing�regular�about�it. 581 00:22:17,402 --> 00:22:20,512 There's�no�dill�pickle in�there. 582 00:22:23,709 --> 00:22:27,509 Dill�pickle�will�always�have a�place�in�our�hearts. 583 00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:31,181 What�is�going on�here? 584 00:22:31,216 --> 00:22:33,286 The�rules clearly�state: 585 00:22:33,318 --> 00:22:35,318 All-�Dressed shall�be�excluded. 586 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,894 For�obvious�reasons,�Wayne. 587 00:22:36,922 --> 00:22:39,832 Well,�Dary... 588 00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:41,358 excluding�the�chip doesn't�stop�it 589 00:22:41,393 --> 00:22:44,003 from�being�the�greatest�chip of�all�time. 590 00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:45,059 Got�that�right, good�buddy. 591 00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:47,897 It's�the�Brets�Harts�of�chips. The�best�there�is. 592 00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:50,603 The�best�there�was. The�best�there�ever�wills�bes. 593 00:22:52,571 --> 00:22:55,911 This�fishbowl�discussion�will now�be�closed. 594 00:22:55,941 --> 00:22:59,281 There�will�be�no�vote via�show�of�hands 595 00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:02,081 as�the�conclusion�for�the�best chip�of�all�time 596 00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:03,584 has�been�drawn, 597 00:23:03,615 --> 00:23:06,315 pursuit�of�designing�our�own flavour�of�chip 598 00:23:06,351 --> 00:23:08,121 will�also�conclude. 599 00:23:08,153 --> 00:23:10,623 Yeah,�but�the�chip�we'd�design, it--�it'd�be�like, 600 00:23:10,655 --> 00:23:12,155 a�Caesar�flavoured�chip, 601 00:23:12,190 --> 00:23:13,360 like�a�Bloody�Mary flavoured�chip. 602 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:14,592 I�think�that�that'd be�the�winner. 603 00:23:14,626 --> 00:23:16,126 You�know,�I�think�we'd all�agree�on�that. 604 00:23:16,161 --> 00:23:17,401 Everyone�knows�it. 605 00:23:17,429 --> 00:23:20,599 I�mean,�a�chip�that�tastes�like Caesars?�Slam�dunk. 606 00:23:20,632 --> 00:23:23,372 -�(All�agreeing) -�WAYNE:�You�can't�lose. 607 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,772 All-Dressed�though... 608 00:23:24,803 --> 00:23:26,443 (Chuckling) 609 00:23:28,774 --> 00:23:32,044 Got�everything�in�a�chip�you want�right�there. 610 00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:33,647 Friendship. Feels�good. 611 00:23:33,678 --> 00:23:36,308 Friend-chip? (Laughing) 612 00:23:36,348 --> 00:23:39,218 Yo. 613 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:42,051 What�the�actual�fuck is�going�on�here. 614 00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:42,547 (Glasvegas�"Geraldine") 615 00:23:44,222 --> 00:23:52,062 �� 616 00:23:57,869 --> 00:24:01,839 ���When�your�sparkle�evades your�soul��� 617 00:24:01,873 --> 00:24:05,843 ���I'll�be�at�your�side to�console��� 618 00:24:05,877 --> 00:24:09,047 ���When�you're�standing on�the�window�ledge��� 619 00:24:10,348 --> 00:24:13,848 ���I'll�talk�you�back, back�from�the�edge��� 620 00:24:13,885 --> 00:24:17,855 ���I�will�turn, I�will�turn�your�tide��� 621 00:24:17,889 --> 00:24:21,859 ���Be�your�shepherd, I�swear�I'll�be�your�guide��� 622 00:24:21,893 --> 00:24:25,863 ���When�you're�lost�in�the�deep and�darkest�place�around��� 623 00:24:25,897 --> 00:24:28,067 ���May�my�words�walk�you�home safe�and�sound��� 624 00:24:30,101 --> 00:24:33,071 ���Ooh��� 625 00:24:33,104 --> 00:24:36,074 ���Ooh,�ooh��� 626 00:24:36,107 --> 00:24:37,177 ���Ooh,�ooh...��� 627 00:24:37,227 --> 00:24:41,777 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 52629

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