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♪ Terrible Tudors
Gorgeous Georgians Slimy Stuarts, vile Victorians
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♪ Woeful wars, ferocious fights
Dingy castles, daring knights
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♪ Horrors that defy description
Cut-throat Celts, awful Egyptians
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♪ Vicious Vikings, cruel crimes
Punishment from ancient times
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♪ Romans rotten, rank and ruthless
Cavemen savage, fierce and toothless
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♪ Groovy Greek, brainy sages
Mean and measly Middle Ages
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♪ Gory stories, we do that
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♪ And your host, a talking rat
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♪ The past is no longer a mystery
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♪ Welcome to...
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♪ Horrible Histories. ♪
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Horrible Histories presents...
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BBC Radio Number Two.
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FART NOISE
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Ain't nothing newer than songs
from the sewer.
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Hello and welcome to
BBC Radio Number Two,
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the nonstop historical
song-playing radio show.
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Today, I've got a very special
guest with me in the studio,
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so let's have a big hello
to Holly H.
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APPLAUSE
Hi, Rattus.
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I kind of wish you'd told me
we were going to be in a sewer.
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I would have worn
someone else's clothes.
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And, uh, why are there so many
chocolate bars floating past?
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Yeah, they're, uh...they're
not chocolate bars.
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They're... Well, never mind. Um...
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Who are your favourite Tudors?
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I would have to say Elizabeth I,
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or maybe Mary Queen of Scots.
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Mary Tudor. Oh, I don't know.
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Well, that's no problem, Holly,
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because they're all
in our first song.
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It's the original girl power band.
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Step aside, Little Mix,
these are the real queens of pop.
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It's the Tudor Queens!
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MUSIC: TO THE TUNE OF POWER
Listen up, you all better bow down
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♪ Cos I'm the Queen
and I'm wearing the crown
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♪ Totally messing
with the patriarchy
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♪ My rule will go down in history
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♪ I don't care about primogeniture
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♪ I'm in charge and I'm
turning it around for su-u-ure
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♪ I got, I got
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♪ I got the power
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♪ This is my time and
this is my hour
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♪ I'm a Tudor woman and I'm on top
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♪ Get in my way, baby
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♪ You're for the cho-o-op
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♪ Think you'll find
I was the first Tudor Queen
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♪ And I wanted it to be
a Protestant scene
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♪ You know me as Lady Jane Grey
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♪ And I only ruled
for a paltry nine days
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♪ I succeeded you,
people knew I was legit
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♪ I wanted the throne
and - hail Mary - I got it
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♪ For the next five years
there was a Catholic at the wheel
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♪ But it's hard to keep
the country on an even keel
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♪ When people rebelled
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♪ Well, I took a stand
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♪ Started burning Protestants
all across the la-a-and
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♪ I got, I got
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♪ I got the power
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♪ This is our time
and this is our hour
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♪ I am a Tudor woman
Make no mistake
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♪ Get in my way and
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♪ You'll burn at the sta-a-ake
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FRENCH ACCENT: I'm Catholic Mary
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♪ Was involved in many plots
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♪ To be Mary Queen of England
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SCOTTISH ACCENT:
As well as Queen of Scots
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♪ For 45 years, I hung onto my crown
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♪ By finding ways of you
not being around
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♪ Locked you up
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♪ That was the first solution
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♪ But Catholic plots meant
I went for execu-ution
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♪ Hold up
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♪ I was just a kid
but I got power, too
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♪ Cos I'm Henry VIII's son
and that was my due
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♪ But ruling when you're young
It ain't a lot of fun
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♪ Not as easy as it looks
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♪ Yeah, being number one
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♪ So I'm telling you
my step sisters
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♪ They deserve respect
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♪ Mary brought the Navy back
and reduced the debt
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♪ Liz defeated the Armada
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♪ Now do you get it?
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♪ When she left the throne
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♪ England was in credit
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♪ We got, we got
We got the power
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♪ That was our time and
that was our hour
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♪ We were Tudor women
We reigned supreme
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♪ Bossing it, baby
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♪ We were the Queens. ♪
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For a short time.
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Greetings, I am Queen Elizabeth I,
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and this is my mega brainy
astrologer,
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Dr John Dee,
who is some sort of wizard?
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Well, I dabble. Yes. Hmm.
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Dee said he could study the movement
of the stars and planets
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to help ensure my reign was
successful.
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So what was the first job
I give him?
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Was it...?
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And the answer is...
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A.
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I used astrology to
predict the luckiest day
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for your coronation, Your Majesty.
Mm.
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You did.
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Seeing as you're here, what do the
stars say I should have for lunch?
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Oh, celestial divination
is much too serious
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for something so minor
as your lunch, Your Majesty.
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Ooh! Oh, really?
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Then what do they say
about you being executed?
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Fish, probably have fish,
I think. OK. Yeah.
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OK, Holly, it's time now
for the quickfire quiz.
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♪ It's the quickfire quiz. ♪
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It's the speed round,
so name your favourite animal.
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A penguin.
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That starts with the letter R.
A reindeer.
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And it rhymes with hat.
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A red cat. Cat?!
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A rat. Is it a rat?
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So rat is your favourite animal?
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Oh, I'm flattered!
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You're just saying that.
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I am just saying that.
You just made me say that.
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But you really shouldn't
have favourites, you know,
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because so many animals have
helped humans throughout the ages,
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as this next song shows.
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OK, so what have rats ever done
for people? Yeah, shush, now.
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MUSIC: TO THE TUNE OF
YOU'RE WELCOME
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OK, hey, animals.
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♪ It's thanks to you
we ended up here
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♪ The wolf joined our pack
and things started to change
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♪ Fur for warmth, meat to eat
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♪ Family safe
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♪ So helpful!
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♪ How did we cope
before this exchange?
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♪ Homes were built
and crops matured
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♪ We kept warm and cooked food
thanks to manure
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♪ Milk and cheese, yoghurt, too
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♪ Leather shoes
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♪ So thank you for
that wonderful poo
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♪ What can we say except
we're so grateful
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♪ For the poo and the food
and the fur
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♪ What can we say except
we're so thankful
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♪ For the woofs, moos,
neighs and the purrs
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♪ Who protects us?
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♪ Keeps mice off the rye?
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♪ Dogs and cats prowling by
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♪ Yeah, those guys
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♪ When we need warmth and love
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♪ A friend who'll always be there
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♪ That's what my cat does
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CAT YOWLS
Ouch!
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♪ Also, you make a house a home
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♪ We're grateful
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♪ I make the spoon out of your bone
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♪ Pigs and sheep
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♪ Hens and goats
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♪ Joined the crew
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♪ We couldn't live like this
without you
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♪ What can we say except
we're so grateful
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♪ For how you've helped humanity
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♪ I hope it's OK
if I say we're thankful
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♪ From the whale to the tiniest bee
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♪ We're grateful
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♪ We're gratefu-ul
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♪ Well, when you think of it
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♪ It's no wonder we worshipped you
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♪ Look at the wins you've
helped us humans do
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♪ Your fur, your skin, your wool
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♪ Stopped our bodies
from getting too cool
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♪ We tamed the donkey, tamed the ox
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♪ Now we can move food
on these magical rocks
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♪ We bred the horses
for speed and gallantry
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♪ Now when there's war
We can call in the cavalry
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♪ In lands where we couldn't survive
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♪ Domestication helped us to thrive
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♪ Look where we are now
Thanks to pig, horse and cow
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♪ You keep me alive
Let me give you five!
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♪ What can we say except
we're so grateful
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♪ For the help and
the food in my pot
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♪ It's even OK you gave us influenza
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♪ Not so keen on
measles and smallpox
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♪ But we're thankful
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♪ We're thankful. ♪
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BIRD COOS
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Was that a coo?
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OK, it's time for
some of your messages!
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I got a text.
Oh, it's from Mum. Next!
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So, this first text is from
Holly in Poo Town and it says,
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"Help, I'm stuck in a sewer
with a massive rat,
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"please get me out of here!
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"It smells really bad..."
Hang on a minute!
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I'm really sorry.
I thought I sent that to my agent.
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Awkward!
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Well, SOME people like sewers.
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In fact, this next fan has
actually written us a poem!
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If you please, Holly.
OK, here goes.
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"Holly is great,
she can get a whoop whoop
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"Rattus...
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"..is rubbish
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"He smells like a poop poop."
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Ah, well, actually,
that's a compliment!
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And I love poetry, so,
before we play a song all about it,
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here's one of mine!
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A rat was out for a run
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when he went and
tripped over his mum.
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She was carrying a stick
and he felt quite sick
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when the stick went right up his...
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OK, it's time for the next song!
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♪ Yeah
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
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♪ I wandered lonely as a cloud
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♪ That floats on high
o'er vales and hills
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♪ When all at once I saw a crowd
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♪ Yeah
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♪ Wordsworth, though
I rate your nature hot take
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♪ Go riff on a cliff
or go jump in a lake
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♪ You may be inspired
by your environ
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♪ But I write about me
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♪ The scandalous Byron
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♪ My name is Keats
I got all the right beats
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♪ Like Wordsworth
I love them nightingale tweets
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♪ I'm not as posh as them
and that's a big concern
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♪ But I wrote an ode
to a Grecian urn
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♪ Beauty is truth
and truth is beauty
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♪ You're just a Cockney oik
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♪ No need to be snooty
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♪ Nature is a crazy mama
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♪ The key to life in all its drama
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♪ Romantics love to get the feels
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♪ We imagine big
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♪ We don't keep it real
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♪ Yeah, yeah
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♪ You're an awful writer
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♪ Your epic tales are lame
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♪ They're all about your ego
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♪ You're just jealous of my fame
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♪ You don't have to struggle
There's no fire in your belly
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♪ I leave that stuff
to Percy Bysshe Shelley
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♪ Let's change the world!
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♪ Our poetry sings
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♪ Of dangerous power
of queens and kings
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♪ Men must assert
their rights to grow
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♪ But don't forget the ladies
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♪ Hello
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♪ Romantics love to get the feels
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♪ We imagine big
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♪ We don't keep it reals
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♪ I died ignored
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♪ They were gigantic
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♪ Now, how about we hear
from a New Romantic
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♪ My story will blow you away
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♪ I'm Mary Shelley
and here's what I say
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♪ On a holiday in Lake Geneva
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♪ We got a bad storytelling fever
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♪ Talk late at night
of tales that affect us
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♪ Frightening fables
of ghosts and spectres
257
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♪ One terrifying story of mine
258
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♪ Inspired me to write Frankenstein
259
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♪ That scary monster
is your claim to fame
260
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Yeah, and people still think
Frankenstein was the monster's name.
261
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♪ Romantics love to get the feels
262
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♪ We imagine big
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♪ We don't keep it real
264
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♪ I was like a rock star, a hero
265
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♪ We had fame too
266
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♪ But Keats got zero
267
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♪ 25, I died of TB
268
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♪ I was 29 when I drowned at sea
269
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♪ I lived to 36
but that was it for me
270
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♪ And I was dead by 53
271
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♪ Unlike them
I was late and great-y
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♪ Lived to the ripe old age of 80
273
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♪ Life is short
and cruel and frantic
274
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♪ Nature lives on. ♪
275
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ALL: That's so Romantic.
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Greetings.
277
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'Tis I, Lord Byron, Romantic poet
and all-round fashion icon.
278
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I was one of the most famous people
of the 19th century,
279
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and my fashion sense
was off the hook.
280
00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:42,360
But what was my most
famous accessory?
281
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Was it...?
282
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And the answer is B.
283
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My most famous accessory was
a mug made from a human skull.
284
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When my best friend Percy Shelley
was cremated, I even asked
285
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if I could keep his skull,
but was refused!
286
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I wonder why? Oh, well. Cheers.
287
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RATTUS SOBS
288
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Oh, Rattus, you're crying!
289
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You must really love
those Romantic poets.
290
00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:22,760
No, I just sat on a rotten onion.
291
00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:26,200
You can still eat it, if you
don't mind wiping the bum fur off.
292
00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:28,880
That's literally the most
disgusting thing I've ever seen.
293
00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:30,800
That's OK. More for me!
294
00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:32,920
Can we just go to the next song
really quickly?
295
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Cos I think I might be sick.
296
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,760
Mm, well, no problem.
297
00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:39,760
It's time for a
political party mix anthem!
298
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♪ Political, me lads! ♪
299
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Politics is cool.
300
00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:46,600
Really? No, not really.
301
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,280
But this song is. Yeah.
302
00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:49,800
Did you know that Queen Victoria
303
00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:52,760
reigned over Great Britain
and Ireland for 63 years
304
00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:57,040
and she had ten different
prime ministers during her reign?
305
00:12:57,040 --> 00:13:00,280
Hit it, and turn it up
to number ten!
306
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MUSIC: TO THE TUNE OF MAMBO No. 5
One, two, three, four, ten
307
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♪ I can count them up to five,
then count five again
308
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♪ Prime ministers,
Tory, Liberal and Whig
309
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♪ They try to tell one what to do
but one doesn't give a fig
310
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♪ A little bit
of Melbourne in my life
311
00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:26,120
♪ A little bit of Peel by my side
312
00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:28,840
♪ A little bit of Russell
That was all I need
313
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♪ A little bit of Derby
Who was he?
314
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♪ A little bit of Aberdeen
Please don't go
315
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♪ A little bit of Palmerston
Oh, dear, no
316
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♪ A little bit of Derby
Seriously, who?
317
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♪ What? More Palmerston?
No, thanks - boo!
318
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♪ One, two, three, four, ten
319
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♪ I can count them up to five,
then count five again
320
00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:51,640
♪ I liked Melbourne, Disraeli,
Aberdeen, Peel
321
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♪ But I didn't like Palmerston
That's just how I feel
322
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♪ Mambo Number Ten
323
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♪ There was some from the left
324
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♪ There were some from the right
325
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,800
♪ If we are not amused
326
00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:09,600
♪ They're not doing it right!
327
00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:13,480
♪ For a time
Lord Russell reappeared
328
00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:16,240
♪ Then someone called Derby
Still no idea
329
00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:18,920
♪ Then Benjamin Disraeli
But not for long
330
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♪ Then Gladstone
Ugh, glad when he was gone!
331
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:24,040
♪ Disraeli for encore
332
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♪ Then more Gladstone, what a bore!
333
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:29,520
♪ A little bit of Salisbury
Please, don't go!
334
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:32,360
♪ Then more Gladstone
Seriously, no!
335
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:36,440
♪ Salisbury
Yes, my son!
336
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,680
♪ Gladstone
Please, kill one
337
00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:41,360
♪ The Earl of Rosebery for a bit
338
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♪ Then more Salisbury
And that's it. ♪
339
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Queen Victoria there,
and now a word from our sponsors.
340
00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:52,240
Need someone to clean your fridge?
341
00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:53,920
Hire a rat today.
342
00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:57,000
Rattus, because your fridge stinks.
343
00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,000
Are you meant to be doing adverts
like this in the middle of a show?
344
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,000
Uh, no, probably not, but just think
of all the malty snacks
345
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,160
I could bring back to the sewer
if this takes off.
346
00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:06,400
TOILET FLUSHES
347
00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,240
Oh, I'd be more popular
with the other rats
348
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:11,120
than the American GI soldiers were
during World War II
349
00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:12,720
when they turned up in Britain
350
00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:16,240
with all sorts of things
no-one had seen for years.
351
00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:18,760
That's all the bacon they've
given me for the whole week.
352
00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:20,200
How do you think I feel?
353
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,560
This is all the butter
they'd given me for the whole week.
354
00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:25,200
I couldn't spread that
over a slice of bread.
355
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,400
Wartime rationing is
doing my head in.
356
00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:29,360
I just want a big hunk of meat.
357
00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:34,200
I know what you mean. I've jar of
jam for a month - I need a six-pack!
358
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,800
It looks like
your wish has come true, Betty.
359
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:41,440
It's... It's American soldiers!
360
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,560
A delivery of beefcake.
361
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:50,200
MUSIC: TO THE TUNE OF LEGEND HAS IT
Yo, yo, GIs in the village
362
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,400
♪ What up? ♪
363
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:53,680
ALL: What?
364
00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:56,320
♪ Yo, here we is
Just flew over the Atlantic
365
00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:58,440
♪ So fit and healthy,
we look gigantic
366
00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:00,320
♪ Also paid more
than your British soldiers
367
00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:02,720
♪ Though we might have made up
those stories we told you... ♪
368
00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:05,640
Yeah, baby doll,
I'm the genuine king of Brooklyn.
369
00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:08,480
I know he isn't but he's got
the first chocolate
370
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,120
we've seen in three years!
371
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:12,360
♪ You can stop painting your legs
with that gravy
372
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:14,160
♪ And drawing a line
that is going all wavy
373
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:16,440
♪ Cos we got the real deal
We bring nylons
374
00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:18,920
♪ Form an orderly queue,
we don't want a pile on... ♪
375
00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:20,680
RIPPING
Whoa!
376
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,600
You're only meant to take
the tights!
377
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:25,240
Ooh, I can make some clothes
out of this!
378
00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:27,560
♪ Our food's so good,
you'll be stealing our scraps
379
00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:29,960
♪ It's why we're much fitter
than your British chaps
380
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,800
♪ Speaking of which,
I see they're not here
381
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,920
♪ Did we mention we've got
our own teeth, my dear?
382
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,920
♪ We're young, free,
handsome and rich
383
00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:37,920
♪ We also have clothes
that don't make you itch
384
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:39,360
♪ The only thing we just don't know
385
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:41,400
♪ Is why you drive
on the wrong side of the road...♪
386
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,160
HORN HONKS
TYRES SCREECH
387
00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:44,920
Seriously,
we've had loads of crashes.
388
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:47,880
We're used to driving
on the other side.
389
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,800
♪ We've got chewing gum,
soda and candy
390
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,920
♪ Also music that's big swing bandy
391
00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:53,640
♪ We'll be partying every weekend
392
00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:56,640
♪ If you can't make the dates,
I'll just ask your friend... ♪
393
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:59,760
And we was worried
about the Germans invading.
394
00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:03,520
♪ G
I... ♪
395
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,600
Do you think they do this
all the time?
396
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:08,840
You like what you see?
397
00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:11,720
You know what?
It's mostly about the chocolate.
398
00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:16,000
TOILET FLUSHES
399
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:20,320
A song there about Americans
and nylons and chocolate.
400
00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,800
Rattus, why are
we dressed like this?
401
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:25,440
Well, I thought we'd get in the mood
for the next song
402
00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:28,080
which is about Puritan dating.
403
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:30,040
I'm sorry about the hat, by the way.
404
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:32,520
I just ordered two in a rat medium
405
00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,840
and I think you might be a large.
406
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:37,840
Charming. Do you not think
I look silly in this?
407
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:39,240
TOILET FLUSHES
Mm.
408
00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:42,280
So, Puritan dating meant you were
only supposed to talk to each other
409
00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:46,480
via a courting tube like the one
that you'll find by your feet.
410
00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:48,840
Why don't you give it a try, Holly?
411
00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:51,080
RATS SQUEAK AND SCAMPER
412
00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:52,680
TOILET FLUSHES
413
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:57,360
RATTUS, I LOVE YOU!
414
00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,240
Yep, seems to work.
415
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:09,000
Stop that! Get inside so you can
flirt in the proper Puritan manner.
416
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,960
MUSIC: TO THE TUNE OF CALL ME MAYBE
417
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:15,120
♪ Your parents don't think I'm bad
418
00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:17,200
♪ You've been polite to my dad
419
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,080
♪ If we go too fast, they'll be sad
420
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:21,120
♪ We must court in the right way
421
00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:23,040
♪ All of our parents approve
422
00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:25,000
♪ So time to make your first move
423
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,920
♪ Via a shiny brass tube
424
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:29,040
♪ And keep it in our way
425
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,960
♪ Our lives, they are changing
426
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:33,040
♪ Our marriage, they're arranging
427
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:35,160
♪ Your hormones might be raging
428
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:37,160
♪ But there's no touching, baby
429
00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:39,640
♪ Hey, I just met you
430
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,600
♪ And this is crazy
431
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,360
♪ But here's my call tube
432
00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:45,400
♪ So court me maybe
433
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,720
♪ I'm not allowed to
434
00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:49,680
♪ Touch you, baby
435
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,560
♪ But here's my call tube
436
00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:53,120
♪ So court me maybe
437
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:59,000
♪ My parents think you're a catch
438
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,160
♪ Yours think
we'll make a good match
439
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:03,160
♪ I think you're an itch
I could scratch
440
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:05,120
♪ But something's in our way
441
00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,120
♪ And as we talk more and more
442
00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:09,080
♪ I think it's you I adore
443
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:13,160
♪ But this bundling board
has been put in our way
444
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:15,160
♪ This is to see if I can
445
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:17,240
♪ Sleep next to a real man
446
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,120
♪ In a way that's Puritan
447
00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:21,360
♪ You can still use the trumpet,
baby
448
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:23,520
♪ Getting to know you
449
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:25,440
♪ And this is crazy
450
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,520
♪ But here's my call tube
451
00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:29,240
♪ So court me maybe
452
00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:31,480
♪ We are together
453
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,680
♪ But separated
454
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,600
♪ Love regulated
455
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,280
♪ Keeps parents happy
456
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,240
♪ We are romancing
457
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:41,400
♪ Puritanically
458
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,240
♪ I think I like you
459
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,280
♪ Let's get married maybe
460
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:47,360
♪ We can get together
461
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,680
♪ And have a baby
462
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:51,720
♪ Won't need my call tube
463
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:53,680
♪ When I'm your lady. ♪
464
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:58,880
The oppressive sound
of Puritan dating there.
465
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:02,240
So, Holly,
what do you think about boy bands?
466
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:04,840
Um, there's a lot of them.
Yeah, there is.
467
00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:06,880
You must've heard
of One Di-rat-tion.
468
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:08,560
Um... No.
469
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:10,800
Oh, there's a photo around here
somewhere
470
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,440
that might help jog your memory.
471
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:15,800
No. Come on!
We were big stars back in the day.
472
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:19,400
You must remember our singles -
We Built This Squity,
473
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:21,560
Look What You Made Me Doo-Doo,
474
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,320
Shape Of Poo.
475
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:25,840
And these rose to the top
of the charts?
476
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:27,520
They were certainly floaters.
477
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:29,400
Sorry, I've never heard of you.
478
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,280
Well, in that case,
there's zero chance
479
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:34,160
you'll have heard of this next band,
The Founding Fathers.
480
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:37,040
Oh, my goodness,
I love Ben Franklin!
481
00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:40,480
He is like the cutest guy EVER!
482
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:43,320
And that whole USA thing they did -
that was so cool.
483
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:46,320
Unbelievable.
484
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:53,880
♪ Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa
485
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:56,920
♪ F-f-f-founding fathers
486
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:59,640
♪ My ancestors left England
487
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:02,520
♪ Life there they could not stand
488
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:05,400
♪ Our gramps and grans left too
489
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:08,840
♪ For a new life in a new land
490
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,800
♪ The Franklin clan held on
491
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:14,520
♪ Till Dad said,
"Franklin, time to go"
492
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:16,680
♪ At 17 I set sail
493
00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:20,200
♪ To where revolution was
starting to grow
494
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,160
♪ Us colonists were rising up
495
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:23,640
♪ No longer Brits, we'd had enough
496
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:25,160
♪ No tax without representation
497
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,600
♪ Time to rise with our own nation
498
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:28,960
♪ We led the revolution
499
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:32,200
♪ Dump Britain, the solution
500
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:35,120
♪ Older, wiser, stronger, smarter
501
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:38,040
♪ Each of us a founding father
502
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:39,760
♪ I wrote the bill of independence
503
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,280
♪ I led troops to win
through defence
504
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:42,840
♪ I did news
Army admin
505
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:44,320
♪ Together, we're founding dads
506
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:46,400
♪ Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa
507
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:49,680
♪ F-f-f-founding fathers
508
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:52,240
♪ We each brought different talents
509
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:55,520
♪ To the running of the state
510
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,320
♪ I wrote the law
511
00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:58,720
♪ I won the war
512
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:01,040
♪ And I was simply great
513
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:04,000
♪ I came up with the swivel chair
514
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,840
♪ Think you're a clever bot?
515
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:13,080
♪ I built a stove, invented bifocals
and the lightning rod
516
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:15,920
♪ Making stuff, a skill I lack
I guess I'll raise a load of tax
517
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,960
♪ I'll win their trust
I'll write down facts
518
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,520
♪ Unite the states!
I play my axe!
519
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:21,720
♪ Start a revolution
520
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:24,560
♪ With a proper constitution
521
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:27,880
♪ You tried hard, we'll try harder
522
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,760
♪ Each of us a founding father
523
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:32,480
♪ True, we may be your ascendant
524
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:33,800
♪ Now that we are independent
525
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:35,360
♪ Do more trade
We'll grow crops
526
00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:37,280
♪ Come on, guys,
we're the founding pops
527
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:39,240
♪ Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa
528
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:42,480
♪ F-f-f-founding fathers
529
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:45,440
♪ We disagreed on loads
but on one thing we all chime
530
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:48,560
♪ We've got to make America great
for the first time
531
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:51,000
♪ Started with revolution
532
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:54,200
♪ American evolution
533
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:57,000
♪ Seeing off the English baddies
534
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,080
♪ Yes, we are the founding daddies
535
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,920
♪ Not bad for a group of lads
536
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:04,640
♪ Welcome to the founding dads
Got no time for father-haters
537
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:06,640
♪ All praise to the founding paters
538
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:08,360
♪ Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa
539
00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:11,200
♪ F-f-f-founding fathers
540
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:13,720
♪ Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa
541
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:16,920
♪ F-f-f-founding fathers. ♪
542
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:23,560
Good day, I'm Thomas Jefferson,
543
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:27,040
and welcome to the outdoor toilet
in my local pub,
544
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,320
The Michie Tavern.
545
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:32,440
Now, what do you think
this rope was used for?
546
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:36,880
Was it...?
547
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:48,360
The answer is, of course, C.
548
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:49,920
The landlord put it here
549
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:53,800
because people kept falling
bum-first into the big pooing hole.
550
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:59,160
Now, obviously, I'm one of
the smartest men in all of America
551
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:01,400
so I'm not going to fall bum-first
into any...
552
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,640
SQUELCH!
Oh!
553
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:04,800
Oh, my!
554
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,840
Oh, it's like
sticky, stinky molasses.
555
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,000
Ugh!
556
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,320
I'm stuck.
557
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:14,680
Help! Help!
558
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:18,800
Monumental track there
from The Founding Fathers.
559
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:22,360
Sadly now, though,
we have to say goodbye to Holly H.
560
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:25,080
Thanks for having me, Rattus.
It's been...
561
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:27,800
..smelly but fun. Mm.
562
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,520
Before you go,
I've got an idea for a movie.
563
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:33,360
I'd like to run it past you,
if that's OK.
564
00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:35,440
TOILET FLUSHES
Do I have a choice? Mm.
565
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:40,440
BOOMING VOICE: In a dangerous world,
only one rat can save the day -
566
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:44,800
Spider Rat
in The Sca-vengers U-Bend Game.
567
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:46,960
Um, I think that's been done before.
568
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:48,800
OK, then. Um...
569
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:52,800
Star Rats, The Rise Of Sewer Walker.
570
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:54,960
Yep, that's been done too.
571
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:56,400
Turd Story 7?
572
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,320
Rattus, if you want to make a film,
573
00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:00,920
you're going to have to come up
with something original!
574
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:03,680
Should have made a film
in Victorian times,
575
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,040
everything was original then
576
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:07,200
because they were making
the very first films.
577
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:08,840
TOILET FLUSHES
Oh, really? Yeah!
578
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,360
But don't take my word for it,
579
00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:13,080
this guy can tell you
all about the greatest show.
580
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:15,280
MUSIC: TO THE TUNE OF
THE GREATEST SHOW
581
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:19,880
♪ It started with smoke and mirrors
and what the butler saw
582
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:22,520
♪ Oh-oh-oh
583
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:26,080
♪ We had photos
but we wanted something more
584
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,480
♪ Oh-oh-oh
585
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:31,840
♪ So Dickson and Edison made
something we can't ignore
586
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:34,600
♪ Pictures that moved
They blew our brains
587
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:38,120
♪ As we sat there facing
an oncoming train
588
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:41,160
♪ At first the films were short
and shot outside
589
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:44,160
♪ People pulling faces,
drinking milk and travel guides
590
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:47,040
♪ As the movies grew
to many minutes long
591
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:50,360
♪ They needed something new
to show the throng
592
00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:53,480
♪ So they crashed a rocket
in the moon and filmed King John
593
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:56,680
♪ Drew some pictures, made them move
and called it animation
594
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,600
♪ Movie stars got famous
Charlie Chaplain, Buster Keaton
595
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:04,000
♪ They're just the start
of our favourite thing
596
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,760
♪ We don't even mind the queue
597
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:09,720
♪ On screen our dreams come true
598
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:13,200
-♪ In 3
-D and sometimes 2
599
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,800
♪ The movie picture show!
600
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:18,720
♪ You can use your phone to view
601
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:21,800
♪ And use it to make films too
602
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:25,240
♪ Be a Minion or maybe Gru
603
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:29,320
♪ The moving picture show!
Oh-oh-oh
604
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:33,040
♪ They blew our minds
when the first actor spoke
605
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,560
♪ Oh-oh-oh
606
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:38,560
♪ Adding colour changed everything
at a stroke
607
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:40,560
♪ Oh-oh-oh
608
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,680
♪ Crash zoom, widescreen
and the records broke
609
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:47,600
♪ Special effects, science fiction
610
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:50,880
♪ Now at home on your television
611
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:54,040
♪ Star Wars
and Ghostbusters were gigantic
612
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:56,840
♪ But nothing ever
really topped Titanic
613
00:26:56,840 --> 00:27:00,040
♪ Yeah, OK, Avatar
Don't be pedantic
614
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,720
♪ But now things are
really getting frantic
615
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:05,720
♪ High definition, downloads
and motion capture
616
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:08,640
♪ Crowdfunding
Now YouTube is coming at you
617
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:11,600
♪ Star Wars is back
and we are in rapture
618
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:13,520
♪ Where will it end?
619
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:16,040
♪ We hope it never ends
620
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:18,800
♪ We don't even mind the queue
621
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:21,760
♪ On screen, our dreams come true
622
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:25,360
-♪ In 3
-D and sometimes 2
623
00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:27,960
♪ The moving picture show!
624
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:30,640
♪ You can use your phone to view
625
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:33,880
♪ And use it to make films too
626
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:37,160
♪ Be a Minion or maybe Gru
627
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:40,240
♪ The moving picture show!
628
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:42,680
♪ Oh-oh-oh. ♪
629
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:48,920
♪ Tall tales, atrocious acts
We gave you all the fearsome facts
630
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,720
♪ The ugly truth, no glam or glitz
We showed you all the juicy bits
631
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,280
♪ Gory, ghastly, mean and cruel
632
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:57,160
♪ Stuff they don't teach you
at school
633
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,840
♪ The past is no longer a mystery
634
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:05,000
♪ Hope you enjoyed
Horrible Histories. ♪
635
00:28:05,050 --> 00:28:09,600
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