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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:08,609 "School board approves emotional support squirrels." 2 00:00:08,709 --> 00:00:10,010 Hmm. 3 00:00:10,111 --> 00:00:12,513 When I was a kid, you couldn't even chew gum in school. 4 00:00:14,548 --> 00:00:16,365 Why do you still get the newspaper? 5 00:00:16,390 --> 00:00:18,310 Why don't you just get it on the app? 6 00:00:18,335 --> 00:00:21,030 Babe, 'cause I like to do more than read my news. 7 00:00:21,055 --> 00:00:23,772 I like to feel my news. 8 00:00:23,797 --> 00:00:25,833 I also like to... 9 00:00:25,858 --> 00:00:27,593 hear my news. 10 00:00:28,468 --> 00:00:30,838 Oh, uh, you left this in your pants pocket. 11 00:00:30,938 --> 00:00:33,273 "Jake Walker, Thaxton Capital Partners"? 12 00:00:33,373 --> 00:00:36,710 Good. You know what, I was looking for this. 13 00:00:39,813 --> 00:00:41,381 So you could murder it? 14 00:00:42,783 --> 00:00:45,882 Okay, what's going on? Who is this guy? 15 00:00:45,907 --> 00:00:47,847 Eh, it's just a guy that made me 16 00:00:47,871 --> 00:00:49,957 an insulting offer to buy the Pit Stop. 17 00:00:50,057 --> 00:00:52,059 What? But who said it was for sale? 18 00:00:52,159 --> 00:00:55,395 Nobody. See, this is what I've been fighting. 19 00:00:55,495 --> 00:00:56,797 Gentrification. 20 00:00:56,822 --> 00:00:58,928 See, they think that they can come in, 21 00:00:58,953 --> 00:01:01,802 wave a check in your face and just buy you out. 22 00:01:01,902 --> 00:01:03,671 Why didn't you tell me about this? 23 00:01:03,771 --> 00:01:05,739 For the same reason I don't tell you 24 00:01:05,839 --> 00:01:08,609 when Dave asks me to go antiquing. 25 00:01:08,709 --> 00:01:10,310 It ain't never gonna happen. 26 00:01:11,945 --> 00:01:13,480 I didn't even look at the offer. 27 00:01:14,153 --> 00:01:15,921 Oh, well, good for you. 28 00:01:16,114 --> 00:01:17,383 Fight the power. 29 00:01:17,408 --> 00:01:20,110 You know, they're doing this all over town. 30 00:01:20,135 --> 00:01:23,178 You build it up and then they just come in and take it. 31 00:01:23,203 --> 00:01:25,339 That's what they do. 32 00:01:26,627 --> 00:01:28,095 Who is they? 33 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:30,189 They is them. 34 00:01:30,497 --> 00:01:34,267 Well, they ain't gonna do us like that, because we ain't them. 35 00:01:34,367 --> 00:01:35,402 That's right. 36 00:01:35,502 --> 00:01:37,437 Ooh, that might be them. 37 00:01:41,709 --> 00:01:43,243 Oh, hey, Calvin. 38 00:01:43,343 --> 00:01:45,312 Gemma and I are gonna go antiquing. You in? 39 00:01:45,337 --> 00:01:47,172 Oh, sure, Dave. Give me a minute. 40 00:01:47,197 --> 00:01:49,049 All right. 41 00:01:49,149 --> 00:01:50,984 It ain't gonna happen. 42 00:01:53,898 --> 00:01:57,898 - Synced and corrected by synk - - www.addic7ed.com - 43 00:01:59,905 --> 00:02:01,807 Oh, somebody brought croissants? 44 00:02:03,192 --> 00:02:04,835 Which one of y'all trying to get the day off? 45 00:02:04,860 --> 00:02:06,762 Ah. 46 00:02:06,787 --> 00:02:08,375 I see you got the croissants. 47 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,001 Ah, Jake. These are from you? 48 00:02:10,808 --> 00:02:13,010 I already told you I'm not selling. 49 00:02:13,035 --> 00:02:14,683 But I'm keeping these croissants. 50 00:02:14,708 --> 00:02:16,677 Hey, I bought everybody croissants. 51 00:02:16,777 --> 00:02:18,712 That's not what I heard. 52 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:20,914 Would you just give me your keys 53 00:02:21,014 --> 00:02:22,916 and I'll call you when your car's ready? 54 00:02:23,951 --> 00:02:25,619 Okay. 55 00:02:27,020 --> 00:02:30,123 So, Calvin, I'm assuming you didn't look at our offer. 56 00:02:30,223 --> 00:02:32,592 Well, you would be assuming correctly. 57 00:02:32,693 --> 00:02:36,897 You just let them know that they ain't getting this. 58 00:02:37,551 --> 00:02:38,774 I hear you. 59 00:02:38,799 --> 00:02:41,601 Can you do me a favor and just take a quick look at our offer 60 00:02:41,626 --> 00:02:43,194 so I can tell my bosses you did? 61 00:02:43,370 --> 00:02:46,439 You know, you seem like a fine young man. 62 00:02:46,539 --> 00:02:48,909 So for you, I'll look at it. 63 00:02:49,009 --> 00:02:51,244 But it doesn't matter what this number is. 64 00:02:51,269 --> 00:02:53,460 I'm still not selling. 65 00:02:53,485 --> 00:02:55,453 Good lord! 66 00:02:55,761 --> 00:02:57,296 Is that the offer 67 00:02:57,321 --> 00:02:59,468 or is this an international phone number? 68 00:03:00,087 --> 00:03:01,521 That's the offer. 69 00:03:01,546 --> 00:03:03,882 Would you like a croissant? 70 00:03:04,057 --> 00:03:06,727 No, Calvin, that's all you. 71 00:03:06,752 --> 00:03:08,186 Let me know if you want to talk. 72 00:03:08,211 --> 00:03:10,681 My actual phone number's the little one in the corner. 73 00:03:10,931 --> 00:03:14,802 Oh, hey, Calvi... Ooh, croissants. 74 00:03:14,827 --> 00:03:16,194 I know you said business was slow, 75 00:03:16,219 --> 00:03:17,359 so I brought my car in. 76 00:03:17,384 --> 00:03:18,618 I don't think there's anything wrong with it, 77 00:03:18,643 --> 00:03:20,515 but here's to hoping you'll find something. 78 00:03:20,774 --> 00:03:23,476 I hope you don't do this with your doctor. 79 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:25,620 Better safe than sorry. 80 00:03:25,645 --> 00:03:29,382 Hey, who was that guy who just walked out? He smelled great. 81 00:03:29,482 --> 00:03:30,784 Is a real estate guy. 82 00:03:30,884 --> 00:03:32,619 He made me an offer to buy the Pit Stop. 83 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:34,654 Oh. Was it a good offer? 84 00:03:34,755 --> 00:03:36,523 It was a great offer. 85 00:03:36,623 --> 00:03:38,125 Well, congratulations. 86 00:03:38,225 --> 00:03:40,127 My shop is not for sale. 87 00:03:40,152 --> 00:03:41,186 So, you told him no? 88 00:03:41,211 --> 00:03:42,637 No, I didn't tell him no. 89 00:03:42,662 --> 00:03:44,698 You don't say no to an offer this great. 90 00:03:44,723 --> 00:03:45,841 So, you're gonna say yes? 91 00:03:45,866 --> 00:03:50,137 What part of "not for sale" do you not understand? 92 00:03:52,539 --> 00:03:55,475 This is for the Pit Stop, right? 93 00:03:55,575 --> 00:03:56,643 Yes. 94 00:03:56,744 --> 00:03:58,946 And they've seen the place? 95 00:03:58,971 --> 00:04:00,305 Yes. 96 00:04:00,330 --> 00:04:03,533 It's a successful business in a hot part of town. 97 00:04:04,885 --> 00:04:06,519 What are you doing? 98 00:04:06,619 --> 00:04:08,255 I'm trying to make sure that this comma 99 00:04:08,355 --> 00:04:10,590 isn't a smudge. 100 00:04:11,491 --> 00:04:14,461 It's not a smudge. And that comma doesn't change anything. 101 00:04:14,561 --> 00:04:16,596 Oh, that comma could change me 102 00:04:16,696 --> 00:04:18,766 into someone who sunbathes naked on a yacht! 103 00:04:18,866 --> 00:04:20,968 Ooh. 104 00:04:21,068 --> 00:04:23,636 Naked and yacht do go together. 105 00:04:23,737 --> 00:04:25,038 You know what I'm saying? I told you. 106 00:04:25,138 --> 00:04:26,606 We can have fun on the water. 107 00:04:26,706 --> 00:04:28,976 Look, uh... But the Pit Stop is not for sale. 108 00:04:29,076 --> 00:04:31,444 You know what, you always get me with that naked and yacht thing. 109 00:04:31,544 --> 00:04:34,347 Stop doing me like that, you know? 110 00:04:35,148 --> 00:04:38,285 Okay, Dave, how many times do I have to tell you 111 00:04:38,385 --> 00:04:39,987 Pictionary Night is not happening? 112 00:04:40,087 --> 00:04:42,589 We will fight that battle another day. 113 00:04:42,689 --> 00:04:45,158 This is to help with your Pit Stop decision. 114 00:04:45,258 --> 00:04:47,127 We can make a list of the pros and cons of selling. 115 00:04:47,227 --> 00:04:49,462 This exercise helps my therapy patients 116 00:04:49,562 --> 00:04:51,664 get clarity with big life decisions. 117 00:04:51,765 --> 00:04:53,700 And I could tell you were waffling. 118 00:04:53,801 --> 00:04:56,169 He was waffling? Huh, like a Belgian. 119 00:04:56,269 --> 00:04:57,805 I was not waffling. 120 00:04:57,905 --> 00:04:59,940 Aw, come on, baby. Let's give it a try. 121 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:02,642 I'm tired of wearing clothes. On land. 122 00:05:02,742 --> 00:05:04,411 Okay, Tina... 123 00:05:04,511 --> 00:05:05,813 would you stop, please? 124 00:05:05,913 --> 00:05:07,915 It's hard for me to make a clear decision 125 00:05:08,015 --> 00:05:11,051 when you keep being naked in my head. 126 00:05:15,055 --> 00:05:17,090 This isn't a communal hamper, Malcolm. 127 00:05:17,190 --> 00:05:19,626 I'm not washing your stuff anymore. 128 00:05:19,726 --> 00:05:21,294 Hey, man, this isn't mine. 129 00:05:21,394 --> 00:05:23,496 W... Well, it's not mine. 130 00:05:23,596 --> 00:05:24,898 Maybe it's Necie's. 131 00:05:24,998 --> 00:05:26,733 Why would Necie have a triple XL 132 00:05:26,834 --> 00:05:28,335 Alabama football sweatshirt? 133 00:05:28,435 --> 00:05:31,738 I don't know, Marty. She's your fianc�e. 134 00:05:34,674 --> 00:05:38,178 Wow. Okay. 135 00:05:38,278 --> 00:05:39,346 What's okay? 136 00:05:39,446 --> 00:05:40,814 Apparently everything. 137 00:05:40,914 --> 00:05:41,949 What is everything? 138 00:05:42,049 --> 00:05:43,183 You know what? Nothing. 139 00:05:43,283 --> 00:05:44,351 No, no, no, no. 140 00:05:44,451 --> 00:05:46,954 No, no, no, no, no, No, no, no. 141 00:05:47,054 --> 00:05:49,422 Everything means something. 142 00:05:49,522 --> 00:05:51,859 Okay, fine. If she were my fianc�e, 143 00:05:51,959 --> 00:05:54,862 I would just be a little curious about where she got it. 144 00:05:54,962 --> 00:05:57,197 I don't know, like maybe that's an ex-boyfriend's. 145 00:05:57,297 --> 00:05:58,698 Okay, so, what if it is? 146 00:05:58,798 --> 00:06:02,135 Wow, clearly, you are a bigger man than I am. 147 00:06:02,235 --> 00:06:04,237 Not as big as him. 148 00:06:04,337 --> 00:06:06,106 This... 149 00:06:08,308 --> 00:06:09,809 Okay. Pros. 150 00:06:09,910 --> 00:06:13,213 If you sell the Pit Stop, what about your life gets better? 151 00:06:13,313 --> 00:06:15,048 Well, I could stop worrying about 152 00:06:15,148 --> 00:06:17,450 Motor Boys stealing all of my customers. 153 00:06:17,550 --> 00:06:18,651 - Okay. - Mm-hmm. 154 00:06:18,751 --> 00:06:20,520 I, uh... 155 00:06:20,620 --> 00:06:21,922 I don't know what that says. 156 00:06:22,022 --> 00:06:24,892 It says "Motor Boys can kiss my ass." 157 00:06:26,427 --> 00:06:28,395 Um, well, uh, it's not legible. 158 00:06:28,495 --> 00:06:31,731 Who cares? It's my list, I know what it says. 159 00:06:31,831 --> 00:06:33,433 Okay, you know what? I'm gonna write. 160 00:06:33,533 --> 00:06:35,668 Here we go, here we go. All right. 161 00:06:35,693 --> 00:06:37,029 What's next? 162 00:06:37,054 --> 00:06:38,989 Um, no more getting up at the crack of dawn? 163 00:06:39,014 --> 00:06:41,483 Oh, yeah. Crack of dawn can kiss my ass. 164 00:06:41,808 --> 00:06:42,809 All right. 165 00:06:42,910 --> 00:06:44,277 Why don't we just make the list, 166 00:06:44,377 --> 00:06:47,280 and assume that everything on it can kiss your ass? 167 00:06:48,281 --> 00:06:51,143 Oh, here's a pro. No more working weekends. 168 00:06:51,168 --> 00:06:52,302 Mm. Mm. 169 00:06:52,552 --> 00:06:55,088 Uh, no more dealing with deadbeat customers, 170 00:06:55,113 --> 00:06:56,348 your bad back. 171 00:06:56,373 --> 00:06:58,825 Yeah, yeah. All of those things can indeed 172 00:06:58,850 --> 00:07:00,784 kiss my entire ass. 173 00:07:00,809 --> 00:07:02,343 More time with neighbors. 174 00:07:02,368 --> 00:07:04,170 Uh, uh, that's a con. 175 00:07:05,398 --> 00:07:06,967 No, it's not. 176 00:07:07,411 --> 00:07:10,178 Um, afternoon Dodger games. 177 00:07:10,203 --> 00:07:13,540 - Mm. - Afternoon golf. Afternoon naps. 178 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:16,143 Mm-hmm. Afternoon, you know... 179 00:07:17,777 --> 00:07:19,046 Huh? Huh? 180 00:07:21,314 --> 00:07:24,617 Oh, here. I have a pro. Put N-O-Y. 181 00:07:24,717 --> 00:07:25,785 What's that? 182 00:07:25,885 --> 00:07:27,287 - Naked on a yacht. - Naked on a yacht. 183 00:07:27,387 --> 00:07:29,289 Oh, okay. 184 00:07:29,389 --> 00:07:32,592 Now, Calvin, that's a lot of pros. 185 00:07:32,692 --> 00:07:36,029 Now let's talk about the cons of selling the Pit Stop. 186 00:07:37,830 --> 00:07:39,366 Yeah, but there's a... 187 00:07:39,466 --> 00:07:41,334 You got the, uh... 188 00:07:42,435 --> 00:07:45,838 Calvin, um... it seems like you've got nothing. 189 00:07:46,639 --> 00:07:49,552 It's pretty clear that the board is telling you something. 190 00:07:49,577 --> 00:07:53,255 Well, the board doesn't have everything on it. 191 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:55,648 Okay, well, what's it missing? 192 00:07:55,748 --> 00:08:00,740 To be honest, I-I am 200 cars short 193 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:02,956 of beating my daddy's record 194 00:08:03,056 --> 00:08:07,260 for most tires rotated. 195 00:08:08,036 --> 00:08:10,738 - Man, please, you just made that up. - Mm-hmm. 196 00:08:11,598 --> 00:08:12,932 It's a real record, Tina. 197 00:08:13,033 --> 00:08:15,635 And if anybody's gonna beat it, it's gonna be me. 198 00:08:15,735 --> 00:08:18,138 All right, I'm not selling the shop. 199 00:08:18,677 --> 00:08:20,448 I want my daddy's record! 200 00:08:32,352 --> 00:08:33,586 Oh. 201 00:08:33,686 --> 00:08:36,990 - Hey, Marty, what's up? - Hey, Dave. Uh, this 202 00:08:37,090 --> 00:08:39,126 is a little awkward, but I need some advice. 203 00:08:39,151 --> 00:08:40,518 How is that awkward? You know, 204 00:08:40,543 --> 00:08:42,880 I actually had a dream about you coming to me. 205 00:08:43,796 --> 00:08:47,400 I found this in the laundry, and I'm afraid it means 206 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:49,269 Necie still cares about her ex-boyfriend 207 00:08:49,369 --> 00:08:52,672 and he is big and muscular 208 00:08:52,697 --> 00:08:54,824 and he played football at Alabama and now he's in the NFL 209 00:08:54,849 --> 00:08:56,451 and, like, what does she even see in me?! 210 00:08:56,476 --> 00:09:01,114 O-Okay, Mar-Marty, Marty, you're spinning out. 211 00:09:01,214 --> 00:09:04,176 Okay? Now, let's calm down. Take a deep breath. 212 00:09:04,201 --> 00:09:06,003 Have you spoken to Necie about this? 213 00:09:06,253 --> 00:09:08,188 She's in Chicago visiting her parents, 214 00:09:08,288 --> 00:09:10,057 and I don't want her to think I'm crazy. 215 00:09:10,157 --> 00:09:12,425 Unless I am crazy. Am I crazy?! 216 00:09:12,525 --> 00:09:14,827 No, you're not crazy, 217 00:09:14,927 --> 00:09:17,364 but it sounds like you're feeling jealous. 218 00:09:17,464 --> 00:09:20,067 Okay? And jealousy can make us irrational. 219 00:09:20,167 --> 00:09:21,901 Hey, Marty. What's up? 220 00:09:21,926 --> 00:09:23,561 I'm crazy! 221 00:09:23,586 --> 00:09:25,847 No... no, he's not crazy. 222 00:09:25,872 --> 00:09:28,875 He j... He found this in Necie's laundry. 223 00:09:28,975 --> 00:09:32,512 Alabama football? Oh, my God. 224 00:09:32,537 --> 00:09:34,439 Did Niece date a player from Alabama? 225 00:09:34,464 --> 00:09:36,558 That's a great program. Lot of Heismans. 226 00:09:36,583 --> 00:09:38,118 Is he in the NFL? 227 00:09:38,218 --> 00:09:40,087 Oh... 228 00:09:40,623 --> 00:09:41,724 - What? - Okay. 229 00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:44,666 - What, what'd I say? - Okay, but... 230 00:09:44,691 --> 00:09:48,328 but what if football players are really her type 231 00:09:48,353 --> 00:09:50,322 and she's just nerd-slumming it with me?! 232 00:09:50,497 --> 00:09:52,832 Ok... Again, Marty, 233 00:09:52,932 --> 00:09:54,301 calm down. 234 00:09:54,401 --> 00:09:58,638 Look, Necie has made her choice. And her choice is you. 235 00:09:59,872 --> 00:10:02,575 Okay, Dave. Maybe you're right. 236 00:10:02,675 --> 00:10:05,478 - Thanks. - You are so enlightened. 237 00:10:05,578 --> 00:10:06,879 Oh, thanks. 238 00:10:06,979 --> 00:10:08,715 - But I just care about women. - Aw. 239 00:10:08,815 --> 00:10:12,352 You know, some call me an ally. Others agree. 240 00:10:12,452 --> 00:10:14,521 Be like Dave. 241 00:10:14,546 --> 00:10:16,648 I wear my ex-boyfriend's hockey jersey 242 00:10:16,673 --> 00:10:19,209 and he couldn't be less bothered by it. 243 00:10:19,459 --> 00:10:20,927 Huh. 244 00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:24,052 Thought that was yours. 245 00:10:25,532 --> 00:10:27,800 No, Dave. It's Brian's. I've told you that. 246 00:10:27,900 --> 00:10:29,769 And Dave doesn't care at all. 247 00:10:29,794 --> 00:10:33,131 Yeah. Not at all. 248 00:10:33,306 --> 00:10:36,609 I'm the guy that guys come to when something like that bothers them. 249 00:10:36,709 --> 00:10:38,711 Yeah, I am evolved. 250 00:10:42,715 --> 00:10:44,584 Yo, Marty. Oh, hey, guys. 251 00:10:44,609 --> 00:10:47,312 Sorry to bust on in, but I have good news. 252 00:10:47,337 --> 00:10:49,272 Remember two weekends ago when I invited the guys over 253 00:10:49,297 --> 00:10:50,698 to watch the Rams game? 254 00:10:50,723 --> 00:10:52,259 Rams is football, right? 255 00:10:52,359 --> 00:10:54,161 Oh. 256 00:10:54,261 --> 00:10:57,029 Yes, that's right, and that's why I did not invite you. 257 00:10:58,665 --> 00:11:00,133 Anyway, there were a bunch of guys. 258 00:11:00,233 --> 00:11:03,170 It was Trey, Big Julius, Little Julius, and, uh, Richard. 259 00:11:03,270 --> 00:11:05,104 I thought the Juliuses hated each other. 260 00:11:05,205 --> 00:11:07,207 Yes, they did, but now they all hate Richard. 261 00:11:07,232 --> 00:11:08,333 And it got kind of awkward. 262 00:11:08,508 --> 00:11:10,743 Yeah. But anyway, 263 00:11:10,768 --> 00:11:13,771 I forgot that Big Julius spilled queso all over his sweatshirt. 264 00:11:13,796 --> 00:11:16,366 His Alabama football sweatshirt. 265 00:11:16,391 --> 00:11:18,293 Big Julius played football at Alabama? 266 00:11:18,318 --> 00:11:21,621 No, Gemma, Big Julius went to Dick's and bought a sweatshirt. 267 00:11:23,297 --> 00:11:26,033 Well, this is good news. 268 00:11:26,058 --> 00:11:27,860 That's great, Marty, 269 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:31,198 But, again, it never really mattered whose sweatshirt it was. 270 00:11:31,223 --> 00:11:32,340 - Right, Dave? - Right. 271 00:11:32,365 --> 00:11:35,468 Or how intimate she was with the person who gave it to her. 272 00:11:39,339 --> 00:11:41,574 Hey, babe, what you reading? 273 00:11:41,674 --> 00:11:43,510 Oh, since you asked, 274 00:11:43,610 --> 00:11:46,012 why don't you want to sell the Pit Stop? 275 00:11:46,112 --> 00:11:48,881 Hmm. That's an odd name for a book. 276 00:11:51,484 --> 00:11:53,820 I can't stop thinking... 277 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:56,856 I mean, is it that crazy of an idea? 278 00:11:56,956 --> 00:11:58,858 If you took that offer, you could retire. 279 00:11:58,958 --> 00:12:00,260 Wouldn't that be wonderful? 280 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:02,395 It'd be horrible. 281 00:12:02,420 --> 00:12:04,856 In my family, no one retires. 282 00:12:05,031 --> 00:12:08,034 All my relatives have died on the job. 283 00:12:09,226 --> 00:12:13,883 It is my destiny to die underneath an '88 Cutlass Supreme. 284 00:12:17,244 --> 00:12:19,379 Baby, don't you think your relatives kept working 285 00:12:19,404 --> 00:12:21,005 because they had to? 286 00:12:21,030 --> 00:12:22,565 If you sold the shop, 287 00:12:22,590 --> 00:12:25,627 you could be the first Butler to not have to die on the job. 288 00:12:25,952 --> 00:12:27,620 If I sell the Pit Stop, 289 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:29,689 then I wouldn't own it anymore. 290 00:12:32,124 --> 00:12:36,263 Calvin, that's how selling something usually works. 291 00:12:36,363 --> 00:12:38,998 Tina, I've put my heart and soul 292 00:12:39,098 --> 00:12:40,700 into that place for over 30 years. 293 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:44,271 And I put my heart and soul into it, too. 294 00:12:45,772 --> 00:12:48,775 I have never dreamed of selling. 295 00:12:50,243 --> 00:12:52,479 But, baby, I do the books. And... 296 00:12:52,579 --> 00:12:55,014 I did some calculations. 297 00:12:55,114 --> 00:12:57,945 And do you know how long it'd take us to make 298 00:12:57,970 --> 00:12:59,205 what they're offering? 299 00:12:59,372 --> 00:13:00,407 Guess. 300 00:13:00,439 --> 00:13:02,374 Mm-mmm. No. I know how this works. 301 00:13:02,722 --> 00:13:04,591 How long? 302 00:13:06,493 --> 00:13:07,894 Never. 303 00:13:09,462 --> 00:13:12,832 Who knows if an offer like this will ever come again? 304 00:13:13,895 --> 00:13:14,963 Tina... 305 00:13:15,110 --> 00:13:17,146 if I'm not Calvin of Calvin's Pit Stop, 306 00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:20,007 then who the hell am I? 307 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:22,642 You're Calvin the father. 308 00:13:23,208 --> 00:13:25,544 Calvin the Yardecue King. 309 00:13:26,879 --> 00:13:30,683 Calvin, the man that I fell in love with. 310 00:13:32,939 --> 00:13:35,608 Baby, that shop doesn't define you. 311 00:13:35,633 --> 00:13:37,935 You define that shop. 312 00:13:43,195 --> 00:13:44,684 Yeah, I guess there's more to the world 313 00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:47,567 than motor oil and transmissions. 314 00:13:49,001 --> 00:13:53,072 Truth of the matter is I passed my daddy in tire rotations in 2014. 315 00:13:57,209 --> 00:14:00,179 Baby, remember when we got married? 316 00:14:00,279 --> 00:14:04,417 We said that we were gonna make love on every continent. 317 00:14:04,517 --> 00:14:07,086 We're still just on one. 318 00:14:08,788 --> 00:14:10,289 We went to Mexico. 319 00:14:10,390 --> 00:14:12,759 That's the same continent. 320 00:14:12,859 --> 00:14:15,728 We needed a passport. 321 00:14:18,682 --> 00:14:20,551 Don't we deserve to do the things 322 00:14:20,576 --> 00:14:22,611 that we've always dreamed about? 323 00:14:23,870 --> 00:14:25,237 You're right. 324 00:14:26,506 --> 00:14:30,910 You're my sweet girl and I... I want us to both be happy, so... 325 00:14:31,811 --> 00:14:33,346 You know what? 326 00:14:34,313 --> 00:14:36,816 Let's do it. Let's do it. 327 00:14:40,152 --> 00:14:42,855 You won't regret it. 328 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:43,981 It's our time. 329 00:14:44,006 --> 00:14:46,243 Yes, it is. 330 00:14:46,268 --> 00:14:48,803 But you know we can't really afford a yacht, though, right? 331 00:14:48,828 --> 00:14:50,329 Aw... 332 00:14:50,430 --> 00:14:52,198 But maybe... 333 00:14:52,298 --> 00:14:55,034 you can get naked on one of them big blow-up ducks. 334 00:14:55,087 --> 00:14:56,875 Mm-hmm? You know what I'm talking about? 335 00:14:56,900 --> 00:14:58,045 Quack. 336 00:14:58,070 --> 00:15:00,473 Quack, quack, quack! Quack, quack! 337 00:15:04,143 --> 00:15:05,945 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 338 00:15:05,970 --> 00:15:07,204 - Guys, I need your help. - Oh! 339 00:15:07,229 --> 00:15:10,282 I'm spinning out, I know it's crazy, but I can't help it. 340 00:15:10,383 --> 00:15:13,085 Wait, is this about Gemma's jersey? 341 00:15:13,110 --> 00:15:15,079 Oh, my God, did you have a dream about it, too? 342 00:15:15,104 --> 00:15:16,339 No. 343 00:15:16,589 --> 00:15:18,391 I could see your face when you found out about it. 344 00:15:18,491 --> 00:15:20,460 Dave, I thought you were more evolved than this. 345 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:23,329 Well, it was easy to be evolved when it was Marty's problem, 346 00:15:23,430 --> 00:15:24,831 but now it's mine. 347 00:15:26,044 --> 00:15:28,813 Hate that jersey. I want to strangle that jersey. 348 00:15:29,598 --> 00:15:30,999 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 349 00:15:31,024 --> 00:15:33,981 Dave, look, you and Gemma have a happy, secure marriage. 350 00:15:34,006 --> 00:15:35,274 You can't possibly think... 351 00:15:35,374 --> 00:15:36,876 Oh, shut up, Malcolm! 352 00:15:39,879 --> 00:15:41,781 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 353 00:15:41,806 --> 00:15:43,341 I should not have snapped at you like that. 354 00:15:43,366 --> 00:15:46,060 You're not Brian. And what's so great about Brian anyway? 355 00:15:46,385 --> 00:15:48,488 She brought that jersey from high school to college, 356 00:15:48,588 --> 00:15:50,490 all the way out to California with her. 357 00:15:50,590 --> 00:15:53,359 She wouldn't even let me bring my karaoke machine. 358 00:15:53,460 --> 00:15:55,428 We need to thank her for that one. 359 00:15:57,564 --> 00:16:00,833 Look, Dave, you just need to tell Gemma how you really feel. 360 00:16:00,933 --> 00:16:03,235 Yeah, but she'll just say that I'm being totally irrational. 361 00:16:03,260 --> 00:16:04,946 Yes, just like you told me 362 00:16:04,971 --> 00:16:07,674 I was being totally irrational, and you were right. 363 00:16:07,774 --> 00:16:10,342 Exactly. It's not like Gemma's gonna leave you 364 00:16:10,443 --> 00:16:11,944 for some guy she dated in high school. 365 00:16:12,044 --> 00:16:13,813 She's your wife, Dave. 366 00:16:15,047 --> 00:16:17,249 All right. You're right. 367 00:16:17,349 --> 00:16:20,453 Okay. Think it's obvious what I have to do. 368 00:16:20,553 --> 00:16:21,821 - Talk to Gemma. - No. 369 00:16:21,846 --> 00:16:23,681 Find Brian, find out who he's married to 370 00:16:23,706 --> 00:16:25,274 and make her wear my clothes. 371 00:16:27,326 --> 00:16:28,327 No? 372 00:16:28,427 --> 00:16:30,497 Okay, fine. I'll go talk to her. 373 00:16:30,597 --> 00:16:32,364 Yes. 374 00:16:36,168 --> 00:16:37,203 No. 375 00:16:40,306 --> 00:16:44,210 Uh, Gemma, I have something to say, so I'm just going to say it. 376 00:16:44,310 --> 00:16:47,780 I know you think of me as being an evolved man, 377 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,115 and I pride myself on that. 378 00:16:49,215 --> 00:16:51,551 However, that jersey triggers 379 00:16:51,651 --> 00:16:54,253 an irrational but nevertheless emotionally valid reaction in me. 380 00:16:54,353 --> 00:16:56,188 I ask that you respect me and our marriage 381 00:16:56,213 --> 00:16:57,381 and remove it from our home. 382 00:16:57,406 --> 00:16:59,040 Thank you very much. There, I said it. 383 00:17:00,927 --> 00:17:04,163 Oh, I'm sorry, baby. Did you say something? 384 00:17:04,263 --> 00:17:05,565 Oh, damn it! 385 00:17:06,868 --> 00:17:09,702 Okay, Gemma, I have something to say, so I'm just gonna say it. 386 00:17:09,802 --> 00:17:12,204 I know you think of me as being... Oh, what am I even doing? 387 00:17:14,607 --> 00:17:17,176 I-I hate this jersey. 388 00:17:17,276 --> 00:17:19,646 What? You said it didn't bother you. 389 00:17:19,671 --> 00:17:22,314 Well, I was lying. I didn't know I was lying, but I was lying. 390 00:17:23,188 --> 00:17:25,018 Not only do I not want you to wear it, 391 00:17:25,043 --> 00:17:27,695 I want to rip it into a million pieces with my bare hands. 392 00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:29,255 And I know I'm probably not strong enough, 393 00:17:29,355 --> 00:17:32,091 but adrenaline does crazy things. 394 00:17:34,958 --> 00:17:37,972 Dave, it's just a comfortable, old jersey. 395 00:17:37,997 --> 00:17:39,431 It doesn't mean anything. 396 00:17:39,532 --> 00:17:43,435 I know. And I know that I'm being petty and irrational. 397 00:17:43,536 --> 00:17:45,271 But... 398 00:17:45,371 --> 00:17:49,308 I can't look at that jersey without thinking about you and Brian. 399 00:17:50,409 --> 00:17:54,080 I don't want to think about you with anyone other than me. 400 00:17:54,180 --> 00:17:57,449 That's actually kind of attractive. 401 00:17:57,550 --> 00:17:59,085 What is? 402 00:17:59,185 --> 00:18:02,521 This primal caveman side of you. 403 00:18:02,622 --> 00:18:07,026 It's so dumb, but... it's kind of hot. 404 00:18:12,264 --> 00:18:14,701 Well, in that case... 405 00:18:14,801 --> 00:18:16,368 Yabba-Dabba-Doo. 406 00:18:17,169 --> 00:18:18,470 And no longer hot. 407 00:18:21,908 --> 00:18:23,610 - This is so exciting. - Uh, Tina, 408 00:18:23,710 --> 00:18:26,579 remind me to get a display case for this pen. 409 00:18:26,679 --> 00:18:30,149 It's what they did for Barack when he signed Obamacare. 410 00:18:30,249 --> 00:18:31,918 I wish you would have told me that. 411 00:18:31,943 --> 00:18:33,778 I would have found you a pen with no teeth marks. 412 00:18:36,122 --> 00:18:38,024 Yeah, and... 413 00:18:38,049 --> 00:18:39,817 boom! 414 00:18:39,842 --> 00:18:41,335 And boom. 415 00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:43,896 - What did you do? - I just ordered a bag. 416 00:18:45,447 --> 00:18:46,715 Congratulations, Calvin. 417 00:18:46,740 --> 00:18:48,074 The Pit Stop is in great hands. 418 00:18:48,099 --> 00:18:51,202 And your check is in my hands. 419 00:18:52,353 --> 00:18:53,754 All right, let's celebrate. 420 00:18:53,779 --> 00:18:56,516 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 421 00:19:02,092 --> 00:19:06,218 A toast to Mom and Dad and to Calvin's Pit Stop. 422 00:19:06,318 --> 00:19:07,654 May we all take our cars there 423 00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:09,046 before we have to pay the new guys to service them. 424 00:19:11,223 --> 00:19:12,324 I will drink to that. 425 00:19:12,424 --> 00:19:14,994 And to the love of my life, 426 00:19:15,019 --> 00:19:16,470 the fearless Calvin Butler, 427 00:19:16,495 --> 00:19:19,666 who I'm so excited to start this next chapter with. 428 00:19:19,766 --> 00:19:22,702 And to Tina Butler, my ride or die. Aw. 429 00:19:22,802 --> 00:19:24,445 I couldn't have done this without you, babe. 430 00:19:24,469 --> 00:19:26,873 I love you, baby. Thank you. 431 00:19:26,973 --> 00:19:28,507 And boom. 432 00:19:28,607 --> 00:19:31,510 - Uh, another boom? - Yeah, I just bought a Rolex. 433 00:19:31,610 --> 00:19:33,713 Hey, babe, now, we can't be spending money like... 434 00:19:33,813 --> 00:19:36,649 - For you. - Oh. Well, all right. 435 00:19:42,318 --> 00:19:44,387 You know, I would say, "Come back soon," 436 00:19:44,615 --> 00:19:47,927 but once you walk out that door, I'm locking up for good. 437 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,370 Now, you sure you don't want me to rebuild your engine or something? 438 00:19:51,395 --> 00:19:53,530 - Might take a couple of weeks, but... - Calvin. 439 00:19:53,722 --> 00:19:55,056 It's time. 440 00:19:55,367 --> 00:19:57,870 Okay, yeah, sure. 441 00:19:57,970 --> 00:19:59,638 Here you go. 442 00:20:00,606 --> 00:20:02,675 Let go of the keys, Calvin. 443 00:20:05,712 --> 00:20:07,914 Bye, Lil Hatchet. 444 00:20:08,681 --> 00:20:11,517 All right. So... 445 00:20:11,617 --> 00:20:14,086 let's-let's get out of here. Mm. 446 00:20:15,888 --> 00:20:18,290 Hey, you know what, uh... 447 00:20:18,390 --> 00:20:19,491 why don't you go ahead. 448 00:20:19,591 --> 00:20:21,460 You need a moment? 449 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:22,995 Yeah. 450 00:20:23,095 --> 00:20:24,663 Okay. 451 00:20:36,675 --> 00:20:38,244 Yeah. 452 00:20:43,049 --> 00:20:45,684 Oh. I'm taking my cord, though. 453 00:20:53,525 --> 00:20:56,295 Oh, well. That's they problem now. 454 00:20:58,123 --> 00:21:02,123 - Synced and corrected by synk - - www.addic7ed.com - 455 00:21:03,102 --> 00:21:06,005 Captioning sponsored by CBS 456 00:21:06,105 --> 00:21:08,808 and TOYOTA. 457 00:21:08,908 --> 00:21:12,344 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 33188

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