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HAUNTING MUSIC
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DOOR OPENS
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HAUNTING MUSIC CONTINUES
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WIND HOWLS
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DOOR CREAKS
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Oh, excuse me.
I've just been draining a kidney.
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You're Mr Parkway, I take it?
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Er, Dr Parkway, yes.
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You must be Mr Wilson?
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Oh, call me Dick. Everyone does.
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So have you ever been
champing before?
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Sorry?
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Champing � camping in a church.
That's what we call it.
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Though it does have unfortunate
connotations of someone
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eating with their mouth full.
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Ah, no, I haven't, actually.
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My wife booked this as a Christmas
present, but sadly, sh...
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As I'm sure you're aware,
it costs a pretty penny to preserve
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these old buildings, and champing
is our biggest money-spinner.
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We let them all in, every creed,
faith, culture -
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as long as they pay
their overnight fees.
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Speaking of which...?
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Oh, yes, sorry.
I only have a card, I'm afraid.
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I've got my swiper.
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HE CHUCKLES
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As you see,
I've set up your bed here.
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Some churches put a full-size
Queen Anne in the transept,
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but speaking personally,
I don't think it's in fitting.
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I said to Canon Berry man, I said,
"We're not an Airbnb."
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"No, Dick", he said,
"we're a Prayer C of E!"
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HE LAUGHS
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85 and sharp as a blade.
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Many's the time I've seen him
do a Wordle in two.
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Ah, yes, um, I set up
a little lounge for you here,
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with some literature on the history
of the place.
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Fascinating. Did you know that
in the 15th century...?
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Uh, can I ask, um,
do you spend the night here also,
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or will you eventually leave?
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Oh, I'll soon be out of your hair,
don't worry.
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I have to tell you that we've
never had a booking
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on Christmas Eve before!
CARD READER BEEPS
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Oh, thank you.
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Your wife will be joining you later,
will she?
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No, she passed away in the autumn.
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I am so sorry.
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So sorry � I've charged you
at a two person rate.
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I'll void it and start again.
No, no, no. No, please.
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I just want to spend
a peaceful night here
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alone with my thoughts and memories.
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Oh, I'm sure you won't be alone.
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Merry Christmas, Dr Parkway.
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And God bless us, every one.
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SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
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Hello?
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Hello?
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DISTANT RATTLING
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BAUBLE THUDS
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SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES
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HE GASPS
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Mr Wilson...
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...is that you?
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DOOR OPENS
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Oh, my God, it's freezing!
DOOR CLOSES
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I told you it would be.
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It's a bloody church,
what did you expect?
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What did I expect
on Christmas Eve night?
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Oh, I don't know, a Radisson.
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Hey, I told you, don't blame me.
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Holiday Inn, maybe.
Blame global warming.
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Anyway, I asked that old bloke
to try and get us some booze.
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Champers for the champers.
That should cheer you up a bit.
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Hey, watch this.
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Our lager which art in barrels,
hallowed be thy ale.
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Thy kegdom come, I will be drunk,
at home, as in the tavern.
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Give us this day our foamy head,
and forgive us our spillages,
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as we forgive those
who spill against us.
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Deliver us not into inebriation,
for thine is the stout,
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the bitter, and the lager,
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forever and ever, barmen!
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HE LAUGHS
You're not funny, you know.
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Course I am. Hey, do you want to see
my little white balls...?
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Ooh!
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Oh, my Lord!
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Not quite, I'm afraid.
He arrives in the morning.
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You nearly give us a bloody heart
attack! Are you the vicar?
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No, no, I'm Dr Parkway, Jasper,
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and I'm afraid I have exclusive use
of this church till 10am tomorrow.
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Use? I should explain � my mother
passed away earlier this year.
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She's buried out in the graveyard.
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I simply wanted to spend the night
here in quiet contemplation.
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Oh, well, we booked it on
the website this morning.
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That Dick, the man called Dick, he
said he hadn't seen our email yet.
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I'm Pierce. This is my wife, Posy.
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Like the flowers. Yeah, because when
her mam got pregnant with her,
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the first thing she said was
"Thanks a bunch.�
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Ignore him, he's pathetic.
I'm sorry about your mother.
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We were supposed to be going to
Lapland yesterday,
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only they rang up and said
there wasn't any snow.
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How unfortunate.
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Yeah. They said we could still go
and they'd put us up in a shed,
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but we thought, well, if
it's not an igloo, what's the point?
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Well, I hate to disappoint you
but as you can see,
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there's only one bed set out.
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Don't worry about that.
We've come prepared.
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Sleeping bags at the ready.
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We'll just set up here beside you.
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Who wants a brew?
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Oh, sorry.
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WIND HOWLS
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These biscuits are nice, Po.
Do you want one?
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I don't think they're for us,
Pierce, they're like church wafers.
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What do you mean?
It's the Eucharist.
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The body of Christ.
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Oh, shit!
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Sorry! They taste like rich teas,
anyway.
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The most boring of all biscuits.
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Apart from them Nices which,
ironically enough, are horrible.
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I'll go and see
if there's anything else.
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There's got to be a kitchen
somewhere. Yeah.
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Especially with all these
lady vicars now. Idiot.
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HE CHUCKLES
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CLEARS THROAT
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So, are you a religious man, then,
Jaz?
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Not particularly, no.
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It's the building itself
I'm most interested in.
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Oh, right, you're more like
a history doctor, then,
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Indiana Jones,
Da Vinci Code stuff?
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You could say that, yes.
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"Doctor, Doctor, I've got a chip up
my nose, a sausage in my left ear,
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"a carrot in my right ear,
what's the matter with me?�
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The doctor says,
"You're not eating properly.�
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Tough crowd.
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POSY SCREAMS
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Oh, my good godfathers!
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Who is it?
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I don't know.
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I just pulled back the curtain,
and he were there.
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I thought it was Paul Hollywood.
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You wouldn't want him
reaching out
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and giving you an handshake,
would you?
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It's St Nicholas.
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The original Santa Claus.
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You mean the Coca Cola one?
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Uh, a little before that, I believe.
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Patron Saint and protector
of children dating back
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to around 300 AD,
possibly even earlier.
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What's his origin story?
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It's not X-Men, Pierce!
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Actually, St Nick was an "Avenger"
in his own way.
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Three small children
were said to be lost one night,
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after straying too far from their
homes whilst playing in the woods.
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As darkness fell,
they came across an old building
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belonging to a butcher.
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He offered them food
and shelter for the night,
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and they eagerly accepted
his invitation.
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However, once inside,
the butcher set upon the three boys,
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slitting their throats one by one.
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Bloody hell!
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He then cut up the children's bodies
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and laid the pieces
in a salting tub,
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preserving their flesh to sell
as ham to the nearby villagers.
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Seven years had passed when
Nicholas, the Bishop of Myra,
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was riding in the woods
and came upon the house.
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He demanded that the butcher open up
his barrels of salt.
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When he saw the contents,
Nicholas performed a miracle,
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restoring the three boys to life
and sending them home
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to their astonished parents.
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Lucky for them.
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The myth also explains
why we now hang pickles
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or gherkins as Christmas tree
decorations.
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Oh, we've got one of them!
A big green one.
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Posy calls it the Grinch's co...
Pierce!
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Yes, It's an unusual derivation,
the pickling or preserving
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of children's bodies in salt
or vinegar. Mm.
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Did you bring any crisps? I think
we've got some cheese puffs.
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Oh, right.
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SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
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? O little town of Bethlehem
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? How still we see thee thy
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? Among the hills and daffodils
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? Do-do-ba-da-do-do-ba... ?
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Would you be quiet, please?
Sorry?
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Would you please stop singing?
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I'm trying to work.
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Oh, yeah.
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Sorry.
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I'm just getting in the mood.
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I'm looking for somewhere nice
to hang my stocking...
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How about round your neck?
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Pardon?
Uh, anywhere around the nave.
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HE CHUCKLES
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Have you not got one? I think I've
got a spare in here somewhere...
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HE SIGHS
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They're a bit laddered
around the gusset,
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but you could pop a tangerine in.
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That's very kind.
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Shall I just hang them on the end
of his bed? Yeah.
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? O little town of Bethlehem
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? How still we see thee thy... ?
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SINGING FADES
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WET GURGLING
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Is somebody there?
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GURGLING CONTINUES
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TIMBERS CREAK UNDER HIS WEIGHT
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BEAMS GROAN
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TIMBERS CREAK
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SCRAPING
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CLUNKING
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SCRAPING NEARBY
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Hello?
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Only me! Just wondered
if you might like to join us
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for a little tot of Bristol Cream,
eh?
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HE CHUCKLES
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Christmas Eve.
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The most magical night of the year.
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I used to love it when was a kid.
You still are a bloody kid!
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Do you have any children?
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No.
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No, we don't.
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Still, um... believe in Santa
though, don't we?
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Well, you know, this church
has a unique link to St Nicholas,
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hence the display.
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Would you like to hear it?
It does involve a ghost.
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Oh, now you're talking.
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Hey, Doc, pull up a pew!
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I'd rather not,
if it's all the same to you.
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Oh, come on! A ghost story
for Christmas!? It's perfect.
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I don't believe in ghosts,
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and I've no interest in
made-up narratives about them.
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I assure you, Doctor,
the events I'm about to recount
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are not made up. I know that...
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...for certain.
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Well?
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Seems like I don't have much choice,
do I?!
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Thank you.
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The body of St Nicholas,
like all the great saints,
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was harvested for reliquaries
and devotionals.
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Sorry, you've lost me already.
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Relics are the bones or body parts
of venerated individuals,
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often stolen from tombs
and sold all around the world.
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They used to be a big business.
They still are.
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What would you say
if I were to tell you
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that the jawbone of St Nicholas
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is hidden in this very building?
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Is it?
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I can tell you that
it has not yet been found,
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but I have reason to believe
that it resides here... somewhere.
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And why do you believe that?
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00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:29,779
Because of what I saw
with my own eyes,
250
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:34,539
five years ago on Christmas Eve.
251
00:16:34,540 --> 00:16:36,049
Here we go.
252
00:16:36,050 --> 00:16:37,620
Hold my hand, Pierce.
253
00:16:38,620 --> 00:16:42,279
I'd extinguished the last of
the candles, and I was leaving
254
00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:45,700
with just the light from my
phone screen to see me out.
255
00:16:45,701 --> 00:16:47,329
HE CLICKS FINGERS
256
00:16:47,330 --> 00:16:49,779
Why didn't you turn your torch on?
257
00:16:49,780 --> 00:16:51,489
I didn't know it had one.
258
00:16:51,490 --> 00:16:54,289
HE CLICKS FINGERS
Carry on.
259
00:16:54,290 --> 00:16:58,489
I was standing over there
by the pulpit,
260
00:16:58,490 --> 00:17:03,170
and I heard a noise
by the Christmas tree.
261
00:17:05,060 --> 00:17:08,139
I genuinely thought,
"I've really got to be careful here
262
00:17:08,140 --> 00:17:10,619
"because I might end up
locking someone up in the church
263
00:17:10,620 --> 00:17:12,849
"and they might freeze to death."
264
00:17:12,850 --> 00:17:15,649
We had that in the school
where I clean.
265
00:17:15,650 --> 00:17:19,899
A homeless man was living in
the gym equipment cupboard,
266
00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:22,289
sleeping in the vaulting box.
267
00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:26,499
The deputy head had to coax him out
with a boneless banquet from KFC,
268
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:28,849
and the Sally Army came for him.
269
00:17:28,850 --> 00:17:30,719
Have you quite finished?
270
00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:32,010
Sorry.
271
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:36,730
I walked over
to the Christmas tree...
272
00:17:38,571 --> 00:17:41,090
...and that's when I saw him...
273
00:17:42,701 --> 00:17:46,340
...peeping out
from behind the branches.
274
00:17:47,810 --> 00:17:52,220
A figure in a dark red cloak.
275
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:57,170
His head bowed.
276
00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:03,530
I kept perfectly still...
277
00:18:05,581 --> 00:18:08,359
...but I wasn't expecting what I saw.
278
00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:13,250
His head slowly lifted... up.
279
00:18:15,090 --> 00:18:16,581
It was so...
280
00:18:17,820 --> 00:18:19,339
...sad.
281
00:18:19,340 --> 00:18:23,739
An old man, with kind eyes,
282
00:18:23,740 --> 00:18:28,090
but such pain behind them.
283
00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:35,140
And below this tender,
imploring face...
284
00:18:38,170 --> 00:18:40,289
...there was no bottom jaw.
285
00:18:40,290 --> 00:18:45,649
Just a black lolling tongue,
286
00:18:45,650 --> 00:18:49,939
dangling down into the space below.
287
00:18:49,940 --> 00:18:53,649
It moaned and clacked,
288
00:18:53,650 --> 00:18:57,939
then it started to come towards me.
289
00:18:57,940 --> 00:18:59,499
That's when I ran.
290
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:03,019
I ran and ran
and didn't stop till I got home,
291
00:19:03,020 --> 00:19:05,290
and I locked the door behind me.
292
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:10,940
The next day, Christmas Day...
293
00:19:12,510 --> 00:19:14,140
...when I came back...
294
00:19:15,930 --> 00:19:18,130
...there were footprints.
295
00:19:20,370 --> 00:19:24,220
Black, filthy...
296
00:19:26,060 --> 00:19:30,090
...footprints all around the church.
297
00:19:31,730 --> 00:19:37,249
I believe that his restless spirit
roams around this site,
298
00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:40,169
longing to be whole again,
299
00:19:40,170 --> 00:19:44,456
and finally be at peace.
300
00:19:48,486 --> 00:19:50,517
ALARM BEEPS
301
00:19:50,518 --> 00:19:53,167
Right, I'd better be off.
302
00:19:53,168 --> 00:19:55,857
HE LAUGHS AND CLAPS
303
00:19:55,858 --> 00:19:59,247
That was brilliant! I bet that
shit you up, didn't it, Doc?!
304
00:19:59,248 --> 00:20:01,777
Now do you believe in ghosts?
Of course not.
305
00:20:01,778 --> 00:20:03,487
We are pattern-finding creatures,
306
00:20:03,488 --> 00:20:07,167
and we rationalise what we don't
understand with ridiculous stories.
307
00:20:07,168 --> 00:20:08,807
Now if you don't mind,
308
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:11,459
I'd like to spend the rest
of the evening in my own company.
309
00:20:18,248 --> 00:20:19,788
Is that sherry free?
310
00:20:26,968 --> 00:20:28,648
HE GRUNTS QUIETLY
311
00:20:39,608 --> 00:20:41,818
HE SNORES QUIETLY
312
00:20:50,898 --> 00:20:53,528
You all right, Po?
Yeah.
313
00:20:55,148 --> 00:20:56,858
Are you thinking about Paisley?
314
00:20:59,329 --> 00:21:01,699
I lit a candle for her.
Aw...
315
00:21:06,138 --> 00:21:07,608
...that's nice.
316
00:21:08,888 --> 00:21:10,579
Be 18 years next Christmas.
317
00:21:14,178 --> 00:21:17,298
I'll book Lapland again.
That'd be nice.
318
00:21:20,368 --> 00:21:22,897
I didn't like Dick's story.
319
00:21:22,898 --> 00:21:25,937
Do you believe him?
No, course not.
320
00:21:25,938 --> 00:21:29,097
Just his party piece.
He'll have one for every season.
321
00:21:29,098 --> 00:21:32,328
Be a giant rabbit at Easter,
witch at Halloween.
322
00:21:32,329 --> 00:21:33,777
What's summer?
323
00:21:33,778 --> 00:21:37,097
Er... beach ghost.
324
00:21:37,098 --> 00:21:38,687
It's just a bloke with trunks on
325
00:21:38,688 --> 00:21:40,767
wandering about with
a bright red face.
326
00:21:40,768 --> 00:21:43,647
A bottle of sunblock.
Yeah, probably.
327
00:21:43,648 --> 00:21:46,298
Why, did it spook you?
A little bit.
328
00:21:49,018 --> 00:21:50,418
It's just...
329
00:21:52,388 --> 00:21:55,858
...that night, when I was pregnant
and I had the accident...
330
00:21:57,218 --> 00:21:59,498
...something happened
that I never told you.
331
00:22:02,218 --> 00:22:04,177
That night...
332
00:22:04,178 --> 00:22:06,458
...you saw a ghost?
333
00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:09,967
Not really. I was just mopping
the floor in reception
334
00:22:09,968 --> 00:22:12,007
when I saw my mother walk past.
335
00:22:12,008 --> 00:22:14,008
I thought,
"Well, what's she doing here?"
336
00:22:16,088 --> 00:22:19,458
I waved at her,
but she didn't say anything,
337
00:22:19,459 --> 00:22:21,178
just stared at me.
338
00:22:22,808 --> 00:22:27,498
Then, suddenly, she put her hand up
on the glass and started to cry.
339
00:22:29,098 --> 00:22:33,449
Mascara running down her face
in black lines.
340
00:22:35,978 --> 00:22:38,217
Then she turned and went off again.
341
00:22:38,218 --> 00:22:40,778
I went to look for her,
but there was no-one there.
342
00:22:43,498 --> 00:22:47,857
That's weird. Anyway, as I was
walking home, I tried phoning her,
343
00:22:47,858 --> 00:22:49,817
and it was as I was dialling
344
00:22:49,818 --> 00:22:53,088
that the motorbike
came off the road and...
345
00:22:56,948 --> 00:22:59,227
Bloody hell.
346
00:22:59,228 --> 00:23:03,817
A few days later, when I was in the
hospital, she came to visit me,
347
00:23:03,818 --> 00:23:06,377
and she told me that that night,
348
00:23:06,378 --> 00:23:09,297
the night of the accident,
she'd had an awful feeling
349
00:23:09,298 --> 00:23:12,017
something bad was going
to happen to me.
350
00:23:12,018 --> 00:23:14,307
I didn't tell her what I'd seen,
351
00:23:14,308 --> 00:23:17,087
then as she was leaving,
352
00:23:17,088 --> 00:23:19,787
she put her hand up on the glass,
353
00:23:19,788 --> 00:23:21,538
and started to cry.
354
00:23:24,218 --> 00:23:27,459
Mascara running down her face
in black lines.
355
00:23:29,579 --> 00:23:30,888
My God.
356
00:23:32,668 --> 00:23:35,047
It wasn't a ghost.
357
00:23:35,048 --> 00:23:36,738
It was a warning.
358
00:23:39,298 --> 00:23:41,178
PHONE RINGS
359
00:23:45,098 --> 00:23:47,027
What's that?
360
00:23:47,028 --> 00:23:49,027
Must be one of them
new�fangled machines
361
00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:51,407
that let you talk to each other
through the air.
362
00:23:51,408 --> 00:23:53,137
Come on.
363
00:23:53,138 --> 00:23:56,537
Hey! Don't leave me!
364
00:23:56,538 --> 00:23:57,818
Pierce!
365
00:24:02,618 --> 00:24:04,618
Don't answer it.
366
00:24:10,459 --> 00:24:11,938
Hello?
367
00:24:19,098 --> 00:24:20,738
It's for you.
368
00:24:29,128 --> 00:24:30,329
Yes?
369
00:24:31,978 --> 00:24:34,338
Boo!
SHE SHRIEKS, HE LAUGHS
370
00:24:34,339 --> 00:24:37,947
You bloody idiot, what are you
playing at?! Who was it?
371
00:24:37,948 --> 00:24:40,448
No-one, they hung up.
Must have been a wrong number.
372
00:24:40,449 --> 00:24:42,938
Come on, it's freezing in here.
HE CHUCKLES
373
00:24:44,378 --> 00:24:46,027
Hey, we forgot to
check our stockings.
374
00:24:46,028 --> 00:24:47,458
Let's see if Santa's been.
375
00:24:47,459 --> 00:24:49,047
What's on your list?
376
00:24:49,048 --> 00:24:51,817
Socks and undies, obviously.
Yeah, obviously.
377
00:24:51,818 --> 00:24:55,257
Handkerchiefs with a P on which'll
never come out of the packet.
378
00:24:55,258 --> 00:24:58,027
Selection box, they're
not as big as they used to be.
379
00:24:58,028 --> 00:25:00,937
All right, Peter Kay!
It's true! What about you?
380
00:25:00,938 --> 00:25:03,897
Um, bath salts?
381
00:25:03,898 --> 00:25:07,267
Um, chocolates full of
some disgusting liqueur.
382
00:25:07,268 --> 00:25:09,937
Oh, and a shit scented candle.
383
00:25:09,938 --> 00:25:13,617
Shit�scented? How do they do that?
You don't want to know.
384
00:25:13,618 --> 00:25:15,018
HE CHUCKLES
385
00:25:17,228 --> 00:25:18,937
WET GURGLING
386
00:25:18,938 --> 00:25:21,177
SHE SCREAMS
Oh, bloody hell!
387
00:25:21,178 --> 00:25:23,737
CHOKING GURGLES
388
00:25:23,738 --> 00:25:25,258
DOOR SLAMS
389
00:25:26,978 --> 00:25:28,138
FABRIC RIPS
390
00:25:29,589 --> 00:25:31,538
Thought they'd never fucking leave.
391
00:25:56,098 --> 00:25:58,688
Ho, ho...
392
00:26:00,098 --> 00:26:01,459
...ho.
393
00:26:02,698 --> 00:26:04,618
Dr Parkway!
Shit!
394
00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:14,618
Dr Parkway, are you there?
395
00:26:16,978 --> 00:26:19,968
I had a phone call from Pierce.
396
00:26:26,178 --> 00:26:31,908
He says he saw something
rather disturbing.
397
00:26:33,098 --> 00:26:34,538
Dr Parkway?
398
00:26:35,738 --> 00:26:38,308
BAUBLE FALLS AND THUDS ON FLOOR
399
00:26:46,898 --> 00:26:49,308
PHONE RINGS
400
00:26:55,828 --> 00:26:57,108
Hello?
401
00:27:00,209 --> 00:27:01,818
Hello?
402
00:27:12,058 --> 00:27:15,897
Doctor? Doctor?
403
00:27:15,898 --> 00:27:23,178
I'm ever so sorry if I frightened
you with what I said earlier.
404
00:27:24,618 --> 00:27:27,219
It was just a story.
405
00:27:43,418 --> 00:27:48,818
There is no ghost here,
I can assure you of that!
406
00:27:58,318 --> 00:28:00,658
Ghosts aren't real!
407
00:28:02,888 --> 00:28:04,827
It wasn't a ghost.
408
00:28:04,828 --> 00:28:06,339
Hello?
409
00:28:09,668 --> 00:28:11,258
It was a warning.
410
00:28:13,668 --> 00:28:16,328
CRASHING, HE CHOKES
411
00:28:16,329 --> 00:28:18,108
WET GURGLING
412
00:28:19,209 --> 00:28:21,469
BAUBLE THUDS
413
00:28:25,459 --> 00:28:26,977
GUST OF AIR
414
00:28:26,978 --> 00:28:29,459
GURGLING
415
00:28:32,128 --> 00:28:34,187
HINGES CREAK
416
00:28:34,188 --> 00:28:37,287
WET GURGLING
417
00:28:37,288 --> 00:28:39,028
Is somebody there?
418
00:28:41,028 --> 00:28:42,498
CLUNKING
419
00:28:43,748 --> 00:28:45,258
SCRAPING
420
00:28:46,219 --> 00:28:47,627
Hello?
421
00:28:47,628 --> 00:28:49,987
CLUNKING, BELL VIBRATES
422
00:28:49,988 --> 00:28:51,988
SCRAPING
423
00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:08,469
Oh, no!
424
00:29:23,288 --> 00:29:26,138
Well, I never!
425
00:29:29,538 --> 00:29:31,628
Merry Christmas.
426
00:29:34,508 --> 00:29:37,297
? Ding dong! Merrily on high
427
00:29:37,298 --> 00:29:40,697
? In heav'n the bells are ringing
428
00:29:40,698 --> 00:29:48,698
? Glo�o�o�o�oria
429
00:29:49,578 --> 00:29:53,468
? Hosanna in excelsis
430
00:29:53,469 --> 00:29:58,827
? Glo�o�o�o�oria
431
00:29:58,828 --> 00:29:58,964
? Glo�o�o�o�oria
432
00:29:58,988 --> 00:30:03,127
? Glo�o�o�o�oria
433
00:30:03,128 --> 00:30:07,938
? Hosanna in excelsis. ?
434
00:30:07,988 --> 00:30:12,538
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